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Volume 26 Issue 25 A p ril 1, 1992 Another GV student struck in crosswalk by Jennifer L. Wlgger News Writer

A GVSU student was struck by a car at approxi­ mately 6:45p.m., last Tues­ day, March 24. The incident occurred when the brakes of a north­ bound car failed as the car approached the Mackinac Hall crosswalk. The driver of the car, a GVSU student, tried to warn the several students on the crosswalk of her Inability to stop. The driver also swerved to avoid the students, but she struck one with the right side of her car, throwing the pedestrian onto the side of the road. It was estimated that the car was traveling at approxi­ mately 20 mph. The student was treated on the scene by officers from the Department of Pub­ lic Safety, the Allendale Fire Rescue, and the crew from a Life Ambulance. The student was taken to Butterworth hospital. A Grand Valley police officer writes the accident report with help from witnesses, as the Allendale Rescue Unit works on Plesae see CAR, p. 8 the pedestrian hit by a car Tuesday night by the Field House. PHOTO BY ADAM CARROLL Changes affect financial New tanning capsule installed at Blazing Scissors By Heather Kish News Writer cording to their skin type. aid awards for students If the customer doesn't By Frank Busceml Blazing Scissors, located already have a base tan, the News Writer tor of Financial Aids. cent of all national aid in the Kirkhof Center and sessions last from five to To determine which awarded. GVSU is much owned by Deb Owen, is any­ ten minutes until one is The recent trends in fi­ students are qualified, a below the national aver­ thing but a mere hair sa­ obtained, usually about nancial aid indicate that formula is used. age, as only 24 percent of lon. four to five sessions. When students requiring aid in The family contribu­ all aid is awarded as guar­ The business has many a base tan is reached, the the future will have to tions are subtracted from anteed loans. other services, including sessions then last no longer look to guaranteed loans the total cost of attend­ Nationally in 1991, the new tanning capsule than 20 minutes. as the source. ing, determining how $27.8 billion was added in late February. Owen added that the tan­ Currently, GVSU has much aid a student awarded. Owen, who has owned ning capsule has a lower 5,678 students in finan­ needs. - $4.9 billion in Pell the salon for seven years, factor of UVB rays than the said she decided to have cial aid programs, with As of the §1990-91 grants; sun so it isn’t as harmful. the capsule installed be­ The prices for use are: an average award being school year, 48 percent of - $12.4 billion in loans cause her customers have one session, $4.00; five ses­ $3,522. all GVSU’s aid came from awarded under the been requesting one and sions for $15.00; and 10 “Grand Valley has al­ Pell Grants and federal Stafford Student Loan, she wanted to generate sessions for $25.00. ways been able to meet campus-based aid. Parent Loans for Under­ more services to her cus­ Other services at Blazing the financial needs of the Fridsma says that be­ graduate Students, and tomers than what is already Scissors include: haircuts, qualified student,” says cause the Pell Grant and Supplemental Loans for provided. perms, manicures, high­ federal campus-based aid Students programs; Kenneth Fridsma, Direc­ To date, 50 customers are lighting and frosting, deep funds are not increasing, - $3.7 billion in federal already taking advantage conditioning, eyebrow wax­ students will need to take campus-based aid and of the newest service, ap­ ing and free ear piercing out larger loans. other federal programs, proximately 26 percent of with the purchase of ear­ Nationally, since 1981 including veterans’ ben­ which are male. rings which range from state, institutional and efits; In order to be able to use $6.30 to $15.00. other grants have in­ - $1.9 billion in state the tanning capsule, cus­ There are also wide selec­ creased from 15 to 25 per­ grants; and tomers must first fill out a tions of nail polish, hair ac­ cent of all aid. - $4.9 billion in institu­ card relating to their skin, cessories, Nexxus and Loans make up 49 per­ tional and other grants. and a tanning program will Biolage hair care, and of be designed for them ac­ course tanning products. Page 2 The Lanthom April 1,1992 that they are weary of the Stories compiled bjr tion and House Republicans George Mitchell responded increase would be put on the conventional politics that Rebecca Andrews - are working together to for­ in like: ballot. the traditional parties of Staff-Writer mulate a modest health-care T h e Republican theory is -Hold elections on Satur­ power (i.e. the Socialists of bill in hopes it can be passed that the way to help all day and Sunday when most President Mitteraind) are NATIONAL before election day. Americans is to help the very people don’t work. offering. The Bush administra­ The bill would most likely wealthiest of Americans, and -End all free transport on Theresults show that the tion said doctors in feder­ contain measures similar to that somehow the benefits government airplanes except right-wing traditional par­ ally funded clinics may health provisions in the will trickle down to the rest Air Force One. ties, the Gaullists and the present abortion as an Democratic health bill, but of the Americans. The Ameri­ -Confiscate excessive Union for French Democ­ option to women with not the most controversial can people now know that multl-niillion dollar execu­ racy had 33 percent of the medical problems that and expensive partsofBush's they Ve been trickled on long tive salaries by imposing a vote. could affect theirpregnan- proposal. enough." 100 percent tax over a cer­ The Socialists took only cies. tain amount. 18 percent, a loss of one- Congress narrowly passed H. Ross Perot, a self-made third of their usual sup­ Former Massachusetts and President Bush vetoed a Texas millionaire, may soon WORLD senator Paul Tsongas tax-cut bill that resembled a join the presidential race. European community offi­ port. Meanwhile, the ecolo­ dropped out of the presi­ White House plan but also Perot vows to enter the race cials are preparing to lift re­ dential race last week, included higher taxes for as an independent if volun­ maining sanctions against gists’ support Jumped to clearing the way for Ar­ upper-income people and a teers can get enough signa­ South Africa after last almost 15 percent The extreme-right Na­ kansas governor Bill narrower capital gains tax tures to get his name on the Wednesday's pro-reform vote Clinton. cut than what Bush wanted. , ballot in all 50 states. in Pretoria’s whites-only ref­ tional Front (FN) of Jean- Tsongas blamed the The bill was not passed, Political experts say Perot, erendum. Marie Le Pen, whose anti- downfall of his campaign but both partiesgotwhat they who may put $100 million of It is also considering the immigrant and anti-estab­ for the Democratic nomi­ were after—- a campaign is­ his own money into the elec­ establishment of a perma­ lishment, “France-first" policies dominated the nation on a shortage of sue. tion, could win a sizable nent diplomatic mission in financial support. Bush thundered in his vote— and seriously dam­ South Africa. campaign, wonjust under Jeny Brown remains in White House address last age Bush’s chances for re- 14 percent of the vote. the Democratic race but Friday, "The failure of Con­ election. French voters flocked to Attention is now focused he trails seven-to-one in gress to move on our pro­ Among Perot’s proposed the polls in unexpected num­ on Mitterand to see what delegates compared to gram of change means only solutions to the country’s bers to vote in the regional he will do after an election Clinton. one thing. It is time for a new ills are the following: and local elections last Sun­ where less than one voter Congress." -Take away Congress’s day. in five supported the po­ The Bush administra­ Senate majority leader right to raise taxes. Any tax What their votes showed is litical party he built. FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK FLASHBACK

tainly wasn’t a matter of Brown works hard life and death. STD’s weren’t part of the main­ for higher education While he wasgovemor o By Rebecca Andrews stream consciousness as Califm ia, Dedmund G. Staff Writer side?) feels strongly that the they are today. “Jerry” Brown claims he Now, this may seem a snowhas just got to go; Not to say that we’re accompished a great deal News flash: schwing '92 little strange to be reading after all, it dampens the promoting sexual promis­ with regard to higher is underway and what are about in the news section, mood. cuity or drug use, but it eduaiion. you going to do about it? The other one thinks that does seem that looking but it is also an opinion During his administra­ This is being written af­ the snow and icky weather column and we feel that back, life and love were tion, which started in ter a late-night gab ses­ this may be a popular sen­ is forcing us to stay in­ more carefree then. 1972, Brown nearly sion with my two suite timent around campus. side, that we’re bored, and Everything is much doubled the funding for 4 mates about the effect of The question is, what to we aren’t getting any, more complicated now. state universities and spring and the natural do about it? Spring Break therein lies the problem. Who asks who out? The community colleges, and urge to reproduce. came and went, and quite The problem, I think, is man, or the woman? tripled money devoted to Needless to say, our frankly, it didn't help one more of a generation thing, And who pays? equal opportunity pro­ hormones are in full damn bit. if you’ll pardon the lack of And how do you suc­ grams. overdrive. SCHWING. Something tells us that more sophisticated termi­ cessfully move a friend­ "I called for higher stan­ Help, please. Easter Just isn’t going to nology. ship with a member of the dard in high school, re­ Suggestions are more cut it. If we were in the 1960s, opposite sex to something quiring three years of than welcome. Just ad­ My suitemates are di­ flower power would be in more rewarding? Possible math and two years of dress it to three homy vided as to the effect of full schwing. We would be schwing? science for graduates, peas in a Hoobler. (In­ snow on one's, shall we say, having love-ins at So here it is, the end of with even more stringent side joke, wanna get in­ amorous intentions. One Zumberge pond and pot- this week’s scintillating requirements for the col­ fests outside of Kirkhof. column and still no an­ lege bound.” he said in a Love and sex were just, swer to our original ques­ statement from his cam­ paign office. “This led the well, love and sex. tion: What to do about California State and Uni­ It wasn't a question of SCHWING '92? versity systems to raise whether or not you had (Thanks to my two co­ entrance requirements in morals, necessarily. It cer­ writers, Poof and Pooh.) math.” Now that he is running for the Democratic presi­ dential nomination, the former governor has Please see BROWN, p. 9 EDORTHODONTICS YOUNG FOR CHILDREN AND ADULTS

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The Fab Five in Final Four... unbelievable. If yoti had said to me three weeks ago that Michigan would make it all the way to the semifinals. I’d have told you to tie yourself up in a straitjacket. Yet somehow they made It. The “Golden Schmuck" award Is coming out again for presentation. The really strange part of it all. you ask? Last week I slam m ed People magazine for an article on Christian Laettner that accused him of being gay. T h is w e e k I slam Christian himself. Rumbler’s rules, any questions answer me. The incident in the Kentucky game Saturday night where Laettner stepped on a Kentucky player while he was still down on the floor was absolutely uncalled for. You may ask, would I Damn straight. There is led by Mr. Arrogance with someone at an GVSU students say the same thing if a such a thing as basketball himself, is starting to upset intim ate restaurant— and attend Native Michigan player had and such a thing as many people I’ve spoken Sally Servingmald is our done it? What about a showing off. This Duke with during the waitress. Good Job, Mel! American Pow-Wow Basic Instinct... a fine GVSU basketball star? team and their attitude, tournament. By Jennifer L. Wlgger film from Paul Verhoeven. If Duke and Michigan News Writer See it. There are a few The name says it all clash in the final game, which is looking to be a minor problems with the Approximately 25 GVSU possibility, it’ll be egos film, but I disagree with students traveled to Ann AD^IXIN] TAGE clashing on the court. Gene Siskel’s comment of Arbor on Saturday, March RENT-A-CAR My predictions? Duke “Take out the sex from this 21, in order to attend a Native loses to Bullwhip Bobby film and you have nothing. ” American powwow. Fast, Courteous Service For If you take out the sex Insurance Replacement Vehiclee and the Hoosiers— the The powwow, which was At Low, Low Prices Devils are starting to show from this film what you get held in Crisler Stadium on fatigue— and Michigan is a Hitchcock-like picture. VANS the University of Michigan Mini to 15 Passenger barely squeaks by Kristi Yamaguchi... campus, was the biggest Cincinnati. The finals I schwing! powwow ever held to date. LOW RATES won’t even touch. Sorry. I couldn’t resist. A annual event, the Let’s get to the thoughts Oh, and by the way... I’d powwow included Native •Special Weekend & Holiday Rates off the top of my head, like to address Rebecca on American tribes from all over because I have many this her idea of schwing and North America. •Renting to Qualified 18 year olds & up week... hormones. The group, led by A1 •We also Rent Ryder Trucks To the cast of R ob in If I'd discovered the Walczak, director of H ood ... great job! Todd theory as to what makes International Studies, Lewis— did anyone ever friends turn Into included* both Americans tell you that you could pass something more rewarding and foreign students. •HOURS' for a young Mel Gibson? with possible schwing. I’d The trip was made possible 532-9100 394-4800 OPEN I will forever have have bottled the formula 6 DAYS by a grant received by G rand 3795 28TH SW-Grand ville 176 Columbla-Holland nightmares about being and kept it long ago. Valley to aid in interaction JUIT lAfT Of ^1M| SIMLA POM PMVMV Ceci, you keep out of this. In the GVSU community Welcome back, Audra. between visiting foreign We’re glad to have you students and American back, even If it’s only for students. the next month. The grant Is being used to See ya next week! Please see POW WOW. P. 8

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Water and Society; A Center Anintemational Earth Day For example, in 1991 at for Global Urban Studies; celebration was bom, and Clark University in Worces­ and, the Clark Labs for Car­ loan reforms today the environment has ter, Mass., the school tographic Technology and Washington(CPS)- The As govemer, Clinton emerged from a topic of con­ founded the George Perkins Geographic Analysis. core of Arkansas Gov. Bill increased funding for versation to an issue ofgreat Marsh Institute, the nation's At Hobart and William Clinton’s higher educa­ higher education insti­ global and political concern. first university research cen­ Smith Colleges in Geneva, tion platform mandates tutions in Arkansas by As Earth Day 1992 ap­ ter devoted to studying the N.Y., several geoscience stu­ that loans to college stu­ 77.7 percent since 1983. proaches (April 22), colleges human causes of environ­ dents are working at vari­ dents be paid back as ei­ He established a college and universities are looking mental change and the glo­ ous sites across the state to ther a percentage of their bond program in 1991 to toward promoting their en­ bal responses. study environmental and income over time or nelp parents linance vironmental science curricu- The institute includes a geological conditions. through voluntary na­ their children's higher lums and student research Center for Technology, En­ Please see EARTH, p. 9 tional public service. education. Under the I k In addition, Clinton plan, parents and oth­ PARK, from p, 5 ...... wants to establish a trust ers can buy short or long­ Have a meeting with a I was told that if I wasn't Plowingsiw^ term tax-exempt “college fund from which any business professor whose attending classes then 1 r ------American can borrow bonds.” office is downtown? money for a college edu­ Since Clinton took of­ Find another place to cation - a program he la­ fice, the percent of Ar­ pails. • of the parking lots they I bels a domestic GI Bill. kansas’ graduating high Or do you have an I was now late for work) pay:for?:liafiumily/g To fund the additional school students who at­ accounting internship in revealed that, although the But perhaps most aid, Clinton proposes re­ tend in-state universities downtosim Grand Rapids? written ipoiicy ofGVSUisto amazing is the iact that allocating the budget and has risen from 38.2 per­ allow “Grand Valley there was another Then pay $5 a day to pledging more money to cent to 51.3 percent. park downtown because students" to park at the person walking behind education. The Arkansas Chal­ you can’t use the Eberhard Eberhard Center, the actual me, from the student “Today only 9 percent of lenge Scholarship Pro­ Center parking lot. policy disallows anyone not parking lot, to work— the budget is directed to gram, implemented last This topic was rudely specifically attending class : downtown. investing in our future - year, allows any student brought to my attention on . or on their way to a class. !;• Selective enforcement education and training, who meets middle and Monday, March 2, when, ,. Exactly why am I paying has another word- child health, environmen­ lower-middle income as I was walking to work, . $30 a year in parking fees if discrimination. tal technologies, research guidelines to have part the security at the I cant use the parking lots? I hope that you don't and infrastructure. We of their tuition paid by Eberhard Center rushed -■;; Th e Eberhard Center has • park at the Eberhard need to double that share the state at any college outto tell me that if I didn’t a restricted amount of /Center arid have your and pay for it by convert­ or university in the state. move my car it would be ; , parking.* (was tokkf ;car towed ,hway. „ because ^ „ ing resources no longer The student, in return, towed away. ^ , 'And;,Ailendaiel doesn't?,};>Grahd yalley couldn’t needed for defense," must maintain a “C” av­ 1 had a student parking Clinton said in a United erage, stay off the drugs pass, so 1 wanted to know | yearlJrr paxl^i3ees go at States Student Associa­ and score a 19 or above \why. s;Atkms tion survey. on the ACT test. Graduation Regalia will be on sale in the Kirkhof Center lobby April 13 - 24, Monday - Thursday, 9am - 6pm / and Friday, 9am - 4:30pm. Cost foi; undergraduate cap and gown: $15.95 plus tax

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rPOW -W OW ,fromp. 6 ------Student Senate recommends AIDS awareness fund a series of events Other areas yet to be emphasizing different studied this semester discussion in Freshman Seminar classes areas of the American are aging in America and By Mel Cronenwett students have to make, often students about the culture. politics in America. Staff Writer including decisions transmission and As a continuation of All activities are open regarding sexual activity. prevention of STDs would the study of the Native to all GVSU students. The Student Senate The committee also benefit the health of many American culture. June The Office of passed a recommendation acknowledged the increase individuals and the campus Fletcher, from International Studies Thursday to Include AIDS in reported sexually as a whole. E d u c a tio n s 1 (ext. 3898) welcomes awareness discussion in transmitted diseases both Senate passed this Connections and a calls or visits from freshmen seminar classes. nationwide and on campus. recommendation onto the Native American, will students Interested in Community Affairs Carol Olthoff. a family director of freshman meet with the students participating In one or Committee recommended nurse practitioner at studies and to the and teach them a Native more of these upcoming Including a discussion about Campustowne, said that she University Curriculum American craft; activities. AIDS In awareness of the has seen more cases of Committee. decisions that incoming gonorrhea, chlamydia and If the recommendation pubis lice than ever since goes Into effect, the she has been practicing Implementation would be there over the past five years. worked out by the seminar Cases of gonorrhea have leaders, whether they want increased on campus, said to bring an outside source At Sera Tee, We Don't Believe In Olthoff In an Interview last to educate the students on November. STDs or conduct the Taking Chances, That's Why We... Senate felt educating discussion themselves. CAR, from p. 1 ------She was released later that trian. • Use sterile, disposable equipment night, reportedly only suf­ This is a civil Infraction, • Provide a pleasant and relaxing environment fering from some bumps, requiring a court appear­ bruises and facial cuts. , ance. If found guilty, the • Test every donation for hepatitus and AIDS The driver of the car was driver will be fined. unhurt. According to A1 Wygant, virus Ironically, the driver was head of Campus Security, • Require a physical exam prior to donating en route to getting her car this incident will not require checked over. any corrective actions, since plasma (physician on premise) The driver was issued a It was obviously caused by citation for falling to yield a mechanical failure. • Physical is FREE the right-of-way to a pedes­ Help Us Help People Who Need Plasma •077 Lak* McNgan M m • A—infate. Ml 40401 Call 895-6692 6^ GOLDEN GlU Sera Tec Biologicals TANNING V tion (616) 241-6335 00 1973 S. Division C0 * 10 s & Grand Rapids, MI $ at* oO t j * $ l5 C all or Stop by $ 5 .0 0 Tuesday - Friday We are open... Monday - Thurda /GOLDEN 7:00 am - 5:00 pm Bam • 1:90 pm O n Your First Donation * ____ / * " TANNING Sorry, we're a (With this Coupon) \ t am . pm $ 5 0 0 closed M< o f f onday % LOCAL ID REQUIRED ♦ 1 0 a n • 1 p i off membership for students April 1,1992 The Lanthorn Page 9

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BROWN, from p. 2 ------vowed to abolish the Depart­ mum Pell Grant to 4,500 Also in the USSA survey, The Lanthorn is the student-run newspaper of Grand Valley ment of Education. and expanding eligibility for Brown said he would suport State University. The majority of its revenues are raised through “It ismassive bureaucratic Pell brants to students from House Resolution 271 and advertising sales. The opinions expressed in the Lanthorn are waste,” he said. “It educated families with incomes be­ Senate Resolution 236, not necessarily those of Grand Valley State University's staff. no student." tw een $ 3 0,000 and which ask President Bush The Lanthorn offices are located In the Kirkhof Center, 1 Brown said the savings $50,000. to rescing the Department College Landing, Allendale. Ml 49401. The Lanthorn's phone numbers are 895-3120 (editorial) and 895-3608 (business). from eliminating the depart­ “As a nation we ought to of Defence policy barring Subscriptions to the Lanthorn are $30 per school year, pay­ ment “ should be returned make the commitment that lesbians, gays and bisexu­ able in advance, with checks made out to ’The Lanthom- to the states to improve anyone who can make the als from military service. GVSU.’ ______classroom instruction.’ grade and fulfill the aca­ because students fre­ brown also said federal demic requirements ought quently utilize the military grants to college students to get the financial assis­ as a means to pay for col­ are better than loans. tance to attend,” he said. lege, the issue has come to “What we’re seeing is al­ In order to generate funds the forefront on campuses most an invisible disease for Increased grants, Brown nationwide. that is turning students into told USSA he would “insti­ Brown advocates the in­ long-term, almost lifelong, tute a flat tax and amnesty, troduction of sophisticated debtors." he said. cut government spending technology to the class­ In responce to a United and shift funds, including room. States Student Association substantall funds currently “There ought to be a com­ questionalre, Brown said he budgeted for the military, to puter on every student’s supported raising the maxi- education.” desk in America," he said.

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Renowned documentary .1 i 's Boll casts ggg filmmaker Kenneth Burns m a g ic By Beth Orienke to speak on campus Entertainment Editor Sometimes I even thought I saw the man by Jennifer L. Wigger The annual President’s from Phantom of the Op­ turbulent Southern dema­ News Writer casted over PBS for five Ball broughtgentlemen and era/President’s Ball m in­ gogue consecutive nights begin­ ladies dressed in finery to gling among the crowd or -"The Statue of Lib­ Kenneth Lauren Bums, ning September 23, 1990. theEberhard Center on Sat­ sitting on a couch in the erty'll 985), a history of producer, director and The 11-hour, nine-part urday, March 28. shadows. the statue nominated for sometimes cameraman to series drew the largest au­ The glamorous night be­ Three limousines added an Academy Award numerous award-winning dience of any series in gan with hors d’ oeuvres of another touch to the ro­ -"Thomas Hart Ben- films, will be a guest of the PBS’s 20-year history, an fruit, vegetable pizza stuffed mantic evening by chauf- ton”(1988), a ninety- English department in a estimated 30 million mushrooms, and : tasty : feuring groups around minute biographical por­ lecture to be held this Am ericans. chocolate-covered straw­ Grand Rapids. trait of the American re­ Thursday, April 2. The series, which gives a berries. People on the streets gional painter At 7 p.m., Bums will definitive portrait of the en­ ; After a long dinner, ev-; and in cars waved, be­ -"Lindbergh”! 1990), a bi­ speak on The Kinship of tire Civil War, incorporated erything was cleared away lieving the occupants, us, ography of the celebrated the Soul", an address on thousands of startling ar­ and the large conference to be rich and famous. aviator the Civil War, multicul- chival photographs and room on second floor was We waved back through -"Empire of the turalism, and why we rare newsreel footage of transformed Into a ball­ the tinted windows. For Air”! 1991), a history of agree to cohere as a coun­ Civil War veterans. room. Tables were left up a moment, we were radio’s early pioneers. try. The first of Bum ’s many for those who wanted to princes and princesses Burns has also been The lecture will be held award-winning films was talk, take a rest from danc­ waving to our public. published three times: in the Louis Armstrong 198l ’s “Brooklyn Bridge", ing or both. The President's Ball -a chapter on the Statue Theater and is open to the which won a long list of Dancing was the highlight wrapped up around 1 “An American Image” in public. honors and was nominated o f the evening for many who a.m. by that time, only “Centennial," published in On Friday. April 3, for an Academy Award. attended.The music ranged balloons, left-over mas­ 1986 by Pindar Press, New Bums will visit with ad­ Bums also served as pro- from Eric Clapton’s Tears querade masks and other York vanced film and video stu­ ducer/director for “The in Heaven* to Nirvana's decorations remained in -The Shakers: Hands to dents and liberal studies Congress"! 1988), a ninety- “Smells Like Teen Spirit" to the ballroom as signs of Work, Hearts to God," a majors, and will deliver minute history in honor of Garth Brooks’ The Dance.” the events that had taken pictorial history of the another lecture that the bicentennial of Con­ The night mixed all types place. Shakers co-written with evening. gress. ofmagic together. The night But the magic of the Amy Stechler, published “Mystic Chords of Premiering in view from the second floor evening lingered in the in 1987 by Aperture, New M em ory” will be a discus­ Washington's National was exquisite. Gazing out minds of the many who York sion of the Civil War, his­ Theater before the House at the lit bridge spanning had attended. -The Civil War: An Il­ tory, and television. and Senate, it was broad­ over the Grand, more than “I really enjoyed it. I’d lustrated History" written This lecture will be held casted nationally in March made up for the fact that do it all over again,” said o f 1989. by Alfred A. Knopf with in the Fountain Street the sky was cloudy and star­ Shdlie VanDeCreek. Geoffrey Ward and Ric Church, located in down­ Bums’ other works in­ less. town Grand Rapids, and clude: Bums, published in 1990. is open to the public. -The Shakers: Hands to B u rn s ’ a c h iev e m en ts The son of GVSU com­ Work, Hearts to were recognized in 1988 munications professor God"(1984), a documen­ when he was voted a mem­ Ethnic Festival Robert Bums, Kenneth tary on the American reli­ ber of the Academy of Mo­ Bums Is most known for gious community tion Picture Arts and Sci­ illustates countries' The Civil War,” a docu­ -"Huey Long"! 1985), a ences. mentary which was broad­ historical portrait of the He feels even more hon­ ored, however, by his elec­ cultural differences tion to the Society of Ken Bum s By Lynnelle Tans American Historians, a Campus Life Writer dent of the French Club said. body of fewer than 250 The ethnic festival is also eminent historians. Flags, fashions, and foods a learning experience for Historian William were proudly displayed to those who attended. Leuchtenburg, president represent each country at the “Although cultures seem of the American History ’92 Ethnic Festival held in to be the same, there are Association, has said the Promenade Deck, Klrk- differences between each “B u m s is quite simply the hof, March 26. one,"German major Heather finest documentary film­ T h e festival intended to Golemblewskl said. maker working today.” illustrate cultural differences Ethnic entertainment in­ Bums received his B.A. for the student body," said cluded: a Scottish bagpiper, in Film Studies and De­ Max Gibbard, graduate as­ LaLonde Bond's reggae per­ sign from Ham pshire C ol­ sistant for the Student Life formance, international lege located in Amherst, Office. name writings, plnata mak­ MA, and has studied with “I think we provided a nice ing demonstration, martial Jerome Leibling and cross-section of cultures at arts demonstration, pinata Elaine Mayes. GVSU." party and a fashion show. Bums’ visit is co-spon­ Various students and or­ The Black Student Union sored by GVSU and the ganizations set up displays and Tau Kappa Epsilon Grand Rapids Area Coun­ and prepared food to portray sponsored an essay and cil for the Humanities. their country's culture. oratorical contest. The win­ Currently, Burns is Close to a thousand people ners, first through third, re­ working on two documen­ enjoyed the wide range of spectively, were: ShaoHang. taries. one on the lives fa­ ethnic foods from nachos to Mjune Rhulen and Matthew mous Americans, and the yakitorl. Neelands. second on the history of "I like all the people com­ Hang won a GVSU sweat baseball. ing out to see the cultures shirt and “Where Do We Go Both will be broadcasted and they get a taste of every­ From Here," a book by Mar over PBS. thing. "Teresa Howard. presi­ Please see EH'HNIC p. 11 April 1, 1992 TheLanthom Page 11 ETHNIC, from p. 10 Computer fair tin Luther King. Rhulen won “Power Days," a pic­ coming to Kirkhof torial of the Civil Rights Era. Neelands won “Let the Trumpets Sound", by MLK and a $10 gift Center April 2 certificate to Images Bookstore. Other participants were Temika Are you Interested In you can experiment with Hale, Aaron McGyver and Frank computers? ,, 1 them jn d see how they Buscemi. Come see the software, work. Other contest winners were La the hardware, the sys­ The representatives Tertulia (Spanish for social gather­ tems. will be available from 9 ing) for the Best Display and Best There will be a PC (per­ a.m. until 4 p.m. to an­ Pinata. Their prizes include a gift sonal computer) Fair swer any questions that certificate to the bookstore and a held in the main lobby of you may have. pizza party. the Kirkhof Center on John Klein, computer The Russian Circle took second in Thursday, April 2. store manager, will also the display contest winning a pizza Representatives from be on hand if you need party. IBM, Apple, Zenith, and help or have questions To end the ethnic festivities, a Hewlett-Packard will be about purchasing any of Reggae Concert was held. Tropical there. Each of them will the products. Connections from the Detroit area have demonstrations of Stop by and take a performed. their products set up so look! There are many ethnic opportuni­ ties in the Grand and by traveling in the United States and to other countries. Students participate Masayoshi Yamazaki, and international student in Model League suggests eating at China­ town: “It’s the best Chi­ A six-member delegation Curtis Warner. nese restaurant on 28th of the Grand Valley State Delegations representing Street." University students rep­ the 21 members of the (above) The ethnic festival resenting the countiy of league came from colleges displayed traditions o f all Jordan, took part recently and universities through­ cultures. The ethnic in the Fifth Annual Mid­ out the Midwest. festival took place last west Model Arab League Any students interested Thursday. held at Calvin College. in participating in next (beolw) Curtis Warner and Members included Carl year’s model should con­ Christy Parker make Mai- Atkins, Lowell Brains, tact Jim Goode in the His­ Tai's at the Polynesian Todd Groenendyk, Curtis tory Department for details booth during the festival Helmus. Sara Spice, and at 895-3184 or 895-3298. PHOTOS BY EMILY STANKEY

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The month of April will April 27-May 1: host four separate BFA Palnting/works on exhibitions at GVSU's paper: Calder Gallery. Jennifer Kerwin The works of 13 gradu­ Graphic Design: ating seniors will be Jeanette Kuzma shown according to the Metals/works on pa­ following schedule. per: Christine McGhee April 6-10: Graphic Design: All exhibitions open Glenn Crabtree on Monday and close Jonathan Kllngman with a public recep­ David Relnke tion on Friday eve­ Cindy Warner nings from 4-7 p.m., where refreshments April 13-17: will be served. Graphic Design: The Calder Gallery Ronald Huizinga is located on the Susan Taylor Allendale campus of GVSU. Adm ission is Clay: Daniel Schoenmaker free. The gallery Is barrier-free. April 20-24: Gallery hours are Sculpture: Monday. Tuesday, Elizabeth Girard Wednesday, and Fri­ Painting/works on pa­ day: 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. per: and Thursday 10 a.m. Julie Purwln to 7 p.m. For information call Clay: Barbara Wlersma Mark Pohlad at 895- 3502. Wednesday April 1, 1992

Billy Hoyle, who travels from on “Jeopardy* someday and town to town with his girl­ win lots of money. friend, Gloria Clemente One day Billy out hustles (Rosie Perez). Sidney Deane (Wesley Billy gains money by hus­ Snipes). Sidney is almost tling in basketball matches. as fast with his basketball Since he is a short white playing as with his mouth. guy, Billy usually outwits He is angry that his team his victims into believing has been beaten. Thus, the that he can’t play well. two meet in a challenge of Then he proceeds In demol­ one-on-one match for $62. W hite M en Can*t J u m p Shoots And Scores Big ishing them. The match is the begin­ By Beth Grienke Meanwhile his girlfriend, ning of several games Billy Entertainment Editor Ject was baseball. This Harrelson star in this com­ Gloria stays in their room and Sidney will play, ex­ round, Shelton wrote and edy drama about the roots and reads from the World cept now they are playing Director Ron Shelton has directed a film on the art of of basketball greatness: the Almanac. She hopes to be and hustling together in- once again struck to the heart playground basketball— three-on-three pickup Please see JUMP, p. 16 of a sport. White Men Can't Jump. games on playgrounds. With BullDurham, his sub- Wesley Snipes and Woody Woody plays the drifter,

11111111111111111111 By Shellie VanDeCreek his residency on his way to a tion. Entertainment Writer very nice, safe private prac­ It didn’t explain what the tice. characters were doing, why A rticle 99 By the end, the two doc­ they were doing it, and espe­ This movie has a really tors have to fight the system cially how they were doing good start with an all-star with a little help from the it. You’re so confused by the cast, including Kiefer Suth­ heroes of by-gone wars. It end of the movie, you don’t erland. Ray Liotta, Lea takes some extreme maneu­ know what is going on. Thompson, and Forest vering, but they get their Jobe, the lawnmowerman. Whittaker. point across. is played by Jeff Fahey. His The movie is about a vet­ A rticle 99 Is a good movie character is never developed erans hospital overrun with about a real problem In our fully. They start to show his disabled veterans and asi­ nation. This touching drama affinity for God, but again, nine administrative policies, has plenty of comedy to keep they don’t pull through. where money is more Im­ it lively. You’ll like it. Pierce Brosnan is Dr. portant than the men who Rating: 7 Angelo, the man who cre­ fought for our country. ates the monster. Brosnan Surgeries needed to save The Lawn-mower is a very skilled actor who lives are unauthorized be­ M an plays the defeated genius cause of the rising cost of As a Stephen King story, I rather well. medical supplies, while ex­ was looking forward to see­ This movie Is a superficial perimental monkeys get new ing The Lawnmower Man. gloss-over of a Stephen King pacemakers. Could anything by him be story. It tries to use the Things have to change. bad? Only If It Isn’t done magic of computer graphics Ray Liotta plays Sturgis, right. to make up for the lack of the resident heart surgeon The movie had the poten­ substance. who has to take some pretty tial to be an excellent film. If you like that kind of drastic measures to save Unfortunately, it kept stop­ thing, you’ll love this movie. lives. ping short of good. However, if you like films Kiefer Sutherland Is the The problem with this with a little depth, try some­ new doctor on the scene— movie is that it didn’t go thing else. ready to struggle through deep enough into explana­ R ating: 4

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like one not to miss. tion to give us a clue as to fering, entitled Sap. the Instrumental “TlppiToes" By Chris Flisek •Remember the rumors of when the ball will start The high point of this by the Mardi Gras kings; Entertainment Writer a student-run radio station? bouncing. sophomore effort is the song, The Meters, and a fantastic Remember how close it was I haven’t heard word one “Right Turn" performed by cover A- ‘Have A Cigar” by MISCELLANEOUS STUFF to becoming a reality? Re­ from her, has anyone else? ‘Alice Mudgarden’ l.e. the Pink Floyd. It’s a very cool •Well, Perry Farrell’s at it member the small, yet dedi­ Seems to me that the whole Alice In Chains boys, Chris little cd. again. The ex-frontman of cated group of folks (myself radio station idea will remain Cornell of Soundgarden, Firehose (not the pitiful the now defunct Jane's Ad­ Included) that were fighting just that, an Idea. Mark Arm of Mudhoney and excuse for a metal band: Fire diction is putting the finish­ to make it a reality? •TINY TREASURES DEPT. Ann Wilson of Heart (yes, House) has put out The Live ing touches on Lollapaiooza Before Christmas break I Lately, a handful of bands Heart). Totem Pole EP. II. the follow-up to last was told that the equipment are releasing EP’s In lieu of Primus has followed up This also consists of mostly summer’s alternative would be in and things would full length albums and they their fan winning, Sailing cover tunes with a couple Woodstock festival. are wonderful. begin rolling In late Janu­ The Seas Of Cheese with originals tossed In. The best The (tentative) lineup for ary. Well, It’s almost April The Seattle band, Alice In Miscellaneous Debris, a five of the bunch being “Sophis­ this summer’s concert is as and nobody seems to know Chains, has followed up their song EP consisting of noth­ ticated Bitch" by Public En­ follows: The Red Hot Chill what the hell Is going on. debut grunge-fest. Facelift ing but cover tunes. emy and “Revolution (part Peppers, Soundgarden. with a four song (five. If you As far as I know, the equip­ “Intruder* by Peter two)" by The Butthole Surf­ Pearl Jam, Jesus & Mary ment Is here and we're Just ■count the warped, not listed Gabriel, "Making Plans For ers. Chain. Ice Cube. The Pixies. waiting for a word from the “Love Song" that concludes Nigel" by XTC, “Sinister Ex- It’s good to hear such a & Ministry. This sounds president of the organiza­ the disc) mainly acoustic of­ aggerator" by The Residents, Please see MUSIC, p. 8 ' "" " " " - " 1 1 -■ - 11 — April 1, 1992 The Lanthom Page 15 Fox Theatre's Gypsy worth the drive to Detroit By Beth Grienke daughter, June. Entertainment Editor ley. The Theatre Is a magnifi­ Rose is determined that musical I have seen that has In a role created for the cent masterpiece of sparkle, June will be a Vaudeville star. an almost sinister story. legendary Ethel Merman, On March 17-22, the Fox color and grandeur. Rose’s determination later What puts the whole story and more recently per­ Theatre In Detroit proudly In combination with a play seems like obsession as she together and on a more sane formed by Tyne Daly on presented the musical or film containing these same insists that the children act level is how Louise becomes Broadway, Hamilton stands Gypsy. qualities, an evening will take as If they are still nine-year- Gypsy Rose Lee, builds her with well up to the chal­ The play Is a classic, long- on a special kind of magic. olds to get bookings. own life, and becomes lenge. running Broadway musical, Fortunately, Gypsy was that When June runs off to get happy. But, oh, what a Jeanne Simpson is won­ based on the life of Gypsy sort of show. away and build her own life, twisted road to that final derful as Louise, who waits Rose Lee, a woman who put The play was written by Rose turns to her other destination. until the right time, then the tease in the word “strip­ Arthur Laurents, with music daughter, Louise, and tells The performances were shines out on the world. tease." by Julie Styne and lyrics by her that she is going to be a first-rate. Karlah Hamilton plays Rose with the right Overall, Gypsy is well- The Fox Theatre alone is the immortal Stephan Sond­ star. worth seeing. The music is almost worth the price of a heim. The story centers on By the end of the first act, amount of boundless confi­ dence needed to show a part o f the canon of Broad­ ticket. I would go there to Rose, a woman married three the audience is convinced woman who sees herself go­ way greats and the musical listen to the meaningless times, who has two daugh­ that this woman has really ing over the top with her itself Is unusual. droning o f William F. Buck­ ters, Louise and June. lost it. Gypsy is the first Voodoo Lovegrind and Young Lords burn the house down at the Reptile By Jason Orzechowski Entertainment Writer you missed a hell of a show! Voodo Lovegrind is the followed with a loud, ming it was, but I can’t I must admit that my local band to keep your eye somewhat repetitious, and really say how they Live music at The Reptile opinion of Voodo Lovegrind on. They play rock n’ roll extremely smoky set. sounded as a whole. House continued on M&cch Is somewhat biased due to music, and they play it well! To stick with a cliche I had never heard the 18, with Grand Rapids’ own the fact that I know one of I don’t need to pat their description of the band, band before, so I’m not Voodo Lovegrind and the band members, but backs, but I am, because let’s Just they had a familiar enough with the Chicago’s Young Lords. For even so, If they had sucked, they put on an intense “subpop” sound. They music to comment on the songs, but they did do a those who did not attend. I would let you know. show. seemed to be a crowd The only thing I didn’t pleaser, although some of cover of Zeppelin’s “When MUSIC, from p. 7 ------like about them was that I the Voodo Lovegrind tribe the Levee Breaks" which tight band paying homage In addition to live ver­ couldn’t understand the disappeared during their was phenomenal. to their heroes and each sions of “Living With The vocals at all, save a cover of set. I was a The Reptile House 6ong performed here is done Law" & a new song called Pink Floyd’s “Nile Song." I give them a thumbs up last weekend and saw with such a ferocious in­ “Pint Of Lotion" you also which sounded almost as for talent, but they did tend many Grand Valley people tensity that It’s clear that get “Poison Girl," “Make the good as the original. to drawmost of their songs out there, but I still haven’t they aren’t kidding. Dirt Stick," and “Kick the I don’t usually give so out for far too long. For seen much of a Grand •CD 5’s. Are you buyin’ Stones" all demo versions much to opening acts, but some reason I stayed to Valley turn-out for live ’em? You should. They’re recorded live in Whitley’s I was thoroughly impressed the right of the stage for music Wednesdays. a hell of a lot better than living room. by Voodo Lovegrind. the whole show, so most of Just come out and give it those horrid cassette •Ones To Watch: Tori I would recommend that w h at I heard w as a try. It’s the best live music singles. 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# expire April 6,1992 ^ expire April 8,1992 Page 16 The Lan thorn April 1,1992 Reflections on parental supervision too far behind, I realized with Mel Cronenwett dangling from high chair. sponse to the Hong Kong and I had broken our mom’s that the bells I heard had Zoom In. Fuey vise-llke grip Brother 35 millimeter camera, he been the phone we had Oh Brother! Fade out Jaws theme, has upon her neck.) was chasing me through ripped from the wall Never was a sister tor­ fade In theme from Psycho. Second scene: Sister run­ the house during a par­ clanging against the steps. mented as much as myself. Toddler's screams echo ning back and forth from ticularly disturbing episode Silence. Fifteen minutes My earliest memory Is as Psycho music as little refrigerator carrying mass of Road Runner. before the return of pa­ follows... Godzilla clamps his teeth quantities of Sugar Bombs I ran upstairs in hopes of rental supervision. Opening scene: Sunny onto toddler’s toes. to Brother sitting in front of finding refuge, or at least a We decided that even we kitchen, yellow flowered Of course, my parents TV watching a graphically stun weapon, in my par­ had pushed things too far, wallpaper, Toddler seated claim that this never hap­ violent, noisy, colorful, sa- ents’ room. that we needed to make In high chair gleefully pened. I never would have tanically suggestive piece of When my brother caught some plea for forgiveness throwing oatmeal on yellow been left unattended and animation (a.k.a. cartoons). up to me, he was having and compassion. flowered wallpaper, spoon alone with my brother at Third scene: Upon trouble holding me down So Instead of concocting and plastic glass on floor that age. completion of his sixth (probably had the shakes In reaction to sugar over­ some tale, we set out a next to puddle of milk. When we were old enough Pepsi, Brother rises from picture of the two of us Enter young boy o f four, to be trusted, we had a floor to tackle Sister. load), so he tied me up In taken when we were tod­ wearing Godzilla t-shlrt, standard m. o. when my Fourth scene: Close up of the phone cord. dlers, so our parents would covered in mud. Cue theme parents left the house. screaming Sister clawing at With my fight or flight see it right when they song from Jaws. Opening scene: Few floor. instinct, I decided to bolt walked In. Point of view shot from Years Later. Two waif-like Fifth scene: Must Involve screaming for the stairs. The picture is of a two- high chair. Pudgy fist grabs children stand In the breakage of valuable paren­ I tu n neled down the year-old Tom hugging his bowl of remaining oatmeal driveway, waving goodbye. tal goods. stairwell, goaded into run­ year old sister, both of us for discus practice. Brother puts his arm Sixth scene: Brother and ning faster by the repeated with huge Gerber eating Jaws music grows around little Sister. Sister collaborate on story sound of the bells of doom grins. louder. (What the parents do not to tell parents whilst Sister ringing In my head. Of course, Tom and I Boy crouches underneath see is that the little Girl Is holds Ice to swelling knot on But when I reached the claimed this never hap­ kitchen table. not smiling, but rather it Is her head. bottom of the stairs, with my brother stumbling not pened. Close up of pudgy feet a frozen grimace In re­ Within a week after Tom

pel version of “Let It Be," overwhelms all of the JUMP, from p. 14------James Brown’s “I Feel other characters. Music man fulfills stead of against one G ood," R ay C h a rles’ The weakest part of the lightheartedness miss­ another. Each time they “Love." and songs by movie are the two side ing from many of the play the stakes get Jlml Hendrix. stories of Billy and Gloria, dreams theatrical perfor­ higher. Woody Harrelson por­ and Sidney and his wife. By Greg Barnes mances that have been At the heart of the trays Billy Hoyle almost The basketball scenes Entertainment Writer in the greater Grand movie Is the actual bas­ like a Greek hero—pow­ blatantly overpower the Rapids area for quite ketball matches. The erful but held back by all of the other scenes Everyone at one point som etim e. or another has a dream to The story depicts a photography by Russell his one major flaw. In except those with Perez. play In a marching band. happy go lucky con- Boyd Is exquisite— Billy’s case the flaw is With the NCAA Tour­ But along the way, some artist that tries to quick and powerful, how he handles money. nament on and the NBA problems might arise, swindle a town out of capturing every magi­ Wesley Snipes is ex­ season coming toward an such as. money, effort, their money by pre­ cal move. cellent as Sidney end, White Men Can’t worth and choice of In­ tending to be a band The rapid fire dialogue Deane. His dialogue is Jum p is a fantastic movie strument. leader, and promising is the dimension that rich with slamming In­ for basketball players and Well, what if someone to create a world class makes the movie sults as he dishes them fans alike. said to you when you were band. sparkle. The witty out with his firepower White Men Can’t Jump In fifth grade, “I’ll provide But one woman is hot jokes, jabs, and Insults playing. is rated R and currently the instruments, the on his trail. dart back and forth like As Billy’s girlfriend playing at Studio 28. brand new shiny uniforms The play evolves striking cobras. Gloria, Rosie Perez Is and all?” around the transfor­ Why, that would almost The soundtrack (gath­ spicy and feisty. When Movie Ratings: mation the town un­ sound to good to be true. dergoes leaves the au­ ered by Bennie Wallace) men call women I went with a group from Well it is. dience excited and to this film is omnipo­ “psycho,” they probably the Lanthom to see W hite The Broadway produc­ feeling good. tent, including the have someone like Men Can't Jump. For va­ tion, “The Music Man,” “The Music Man” Venice Beach Boys’ gos­ Gloria in mind. She riety, I’m including their rolled Into the river city ended its near two rates of the movie with earlier this year. month stay at Grand my own. The audience welcomed Rapids Civic Theatre, Beth: 8 the toe tapping beats and and should swing Mark : 7 exciting rhythms that around again sometime Jack: 8 brought a much needed early next year. CAMERA Shellle: 7.5 V _ _

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Opening Day postponed for 14th ranked Lakers By Alan Babbitt Tennis team Sports Writer weather for a couple of days. were scheduled to travel to nets "one of the “Patience Is a virtue." The grass needs a chance to Holland on Tuesday to battle “Good things come to those dry itself out," Chopp stated. Hope College in one game. who wait." The field also does not have Wednesday’s most exciting The 1992 Laker baseball the benefits of having doubleheader against squad should have these old drainage tiles to help release Northwood Institute is also victories ever” proverbs memorized by now. the water from the playing on hold. After a strong showing surface. “We are trying to see If we By Jackie Fox down in Florida, including Chopp commented on why can switch with them and Sports Writer tense pressure In three sets wins over other nationally the field cannot be artificially play at their field in Midland, 6-1, 6-7, 6-4. ranked teams, Grand Valley drained: “ Chopp stated. “The The men’s tennis team The men’s team also has yet to play a single game “This field was constructed coaching staff does not like served up a very close and played Division I power­ back home. long before the Field House to do that because of the fact exciting match against house Western Michigan The reason? Good ole and surrounding facilities that the guys have to miss Grand Rapids Community University. The Lakers lost fashioned Michigan spring were built. The softball field classes two days during the College. 9-0, but Sutherland be­ weather. was Included in the Field week.” “It was one of the most lieves the team played well. Mother Nature has been House package, and thus it “But with our weekends exciting victories ever," “This point In the season playing tricks with everyone received the drainage tiles.” filled with conference games Coach„Sutherland said. I am very happy with the on this side of the state. No plans are In the future for the rest of the season, “ Archrivals G.R.C.C are progress of the team, but Sunny, warm conditions for renovation of the baseball Chopp added, “there is not a known for their strong we need to continue to work shine on one day, then the diamond. whole lot we can do.” showing in the conference hard in practice and im­ skies empty rain and/or The Laker baseball squad The one bright spot for the and always qualify for na­ prove." snow on the ground. Is persevering despite the Lakers in the past two weeks tionals. This week the busy ten­ All this does not bode well frustration of not being able was the Division II baseball The Lakers seemed to nis schedule includes a for the Lakers’ home baseball to play. poll. The poll had Grand match up evenly. The home meet against Oak­ field. “The kids are staying Valley rated as 14th best In whole meet came down to land University on Wednes­ “Since our field Is clay- mentally and physically the country. the last match, third day and two Upper Penin­ based, it Is one of the last focused on playing ball, “ “Despite the fact we have doubles. sula meets against Michi­ ones to dry up In the state,” Chopp stated about his eight not played any games since Third doubles team of gan Tech and Lake Supe­ Coach Andy Chopp said. and two squad. spring break, our ranking Todd Daniel and Greg rior State University. "The Infield is dry, but once “Practicing indoors is should stay right about there Wormmeester netted the Although all these teams you get to the outfield It Is tough, but It Is the only thing In the mid teens.” Chopp win despite their disadvan­ will be tough competition soaking wet. “ we can really do right now.” stated. tages. It was for the Lakers, Sutherland There Is not a lot anyone The scheduling The Laker baseball team Wormmeester's first time predicts: “We should be able can do to prepare the ball department Is doing Its best hopes to open the conference playing for the varsity team to win and come home from diamond. to fit in all of the missed season Saturday at home, and his first time playing the U.P. with 3-0 unde­ “We would be able to play games. depending of course on the with Daniel. feated start in the confer­ on it. If we could get sunny As of press time, the Lakers baseball field’s condition. They won despite the in- ence." V ______Lady Lakers win three in Crew opens season Indianapolis Classic By Mike Arney with new rival Sports Writer turned her back on the Lakers, as they lost both By Mel Cronenwett boat consisted of: Troy The Indianapolis games. Staff Writer sidered a disqualification, they were allowed to row Spruit, Todd Powley, Paul Classic was the setting Illinois Wesleyan the course separately and Reuther, Matt McCormick for the Laker softball defeated GVSU 2-0 The Grand Valley Crew were clocked at a time 25 and coxswain Simon team over the past despite Nicole Stuck team began its spring sea­ seconds faster than Grand Smith. hurling a five-hitter. son Saturday with a strong weekend, as they won “They had a surprisingly showing at the Notre Dame Valley. three and lost two. Defense killed the good finish," novice coach Sprints. Time is a subjective fac­ The tournament Lakers, as they Kevin VanHouten said. “Every boat was competi­ tor in rowing. opened for the Lakers committed five errors. “They are a relatively new tive,” varsity coach Doug How fast the course is with a 13-3 victory over Kim Sebesta also crew— they only had three Urey said. “It was a good raced can vary within sec­ Slippery Rock Friday tossed a five-hitter weeks on the water to pre­ start. We found out where onds. Wind, current, ob­ against St. Francis, but pare for the race." morning. Allison we are and what needs to structions and the rough­ lost by the same score of The three other novice V anH om got the w in In be done.” ness of the water are some 2-0. Offensive boats placed second: the relief and Jannelle The varsity women's of the variables that can standouts for those two men's eight, the women’s Williams blasted a grand lightweight four rowed the affect time. eight and the women's slam home run. games were Staci Lubin, best race of the day for “I don’t even consider four. The next game, Timberly Carr, and Kelly GVSU/Urey said. Iowa as being in the race,” The vanity finished the against Butler, earned Adler, as they all Brandi Teegardin, Dawn Urey said. VanHorn another collected a pair of hits. Shepherd, Leslie Lamse, The women and the rest sprints with two thirds, one from the men’s open eight victory as she pitched a The Lakers stood at 8- Sonnl Dellenbach and cox­ of the crew will face Iowa and one from the men’s complete game to win 6- 12 as they traveled to swain Sheila Fleming fin­ again at the Midwest Row­ open four, and a fourth 2. Kim Lyles had four Midland to play ished the 1350m course in ing Championships In Wisconsin, April 28-29. from the men’s lightweight runs batted in and Karl Northwood Institute 6:50.9. GVSU and Iowa already four. Hart pounded a three Monday afternoon. They Although the four fin­ “This is the best trip travel to Owensboro, ished first In their race, have a bet for that race. run homer. we've taken since I’ve been Ky., this weekend for the they received a debatable The winning boat gets the Later that evening the here,” Urey said. “W e’re second place. losing boat’sjerseys, a tra­ Lakers defeated Kentucky Wesleyan First place Iowa was not dition in rowing. looking forward to winning Indiana-Purdue at Tournament. The next The novice men's four everything next week." home game is April 6 at the starting line when Indianapolis 3-0 in 8 took the only first place of The team travels to Green against Madonna the race began. innings. Although their late arrival the day for Grand Valley Castle, Ind., to race against Saturday, lady luck College. would technically be con­ with a time of 7:04. The DePaw on Saturday. Page 18 The Lanthom April 1,1992 Women's track team captures victories at Hope, Huntington

| ^ l l l k e A n e 7 distance of 31 feet 3andahalf tossed 72 feet five inches and 42 feet 8 inches, and the dis­ Sports Writer Cahaney’s 13.1 in the 100 Gipe’s distance was 67 feet 7 meter. 27.25 seconds was the cus with a throw of 127 feet 8 inches. magienumber Inthe200meter, and a half Inches. North placed fourth in the The GVSU women’s track inches. The hlghjump was a strong Mitchell won the 400 meter javelin with a throw of 86 feet team kicked off the outdoor as Mitchell beat another team­ event for the Lakers, as they dash with a time o f58.36 sec­ even, and Amber Johnson season in excellent fashion, mate, Julie Bos, whose 28.0 onds, and won the 200 meter placed third with 92 feet four winning both the Hope College took the top four places. Tying seconds took second. for first were Connie Klein and with 26.1 seconds. Inches. Invitational and Huntington The 1500 meter run saw a Wendy Bovee, as both reached Connie Klein won the 100 Also placing in two events meets. Laker first as Wendy Wahl’s 5 feet even. Beth Wieber and meter hurdles with a time of were Bos, Bennett, and Sandra “It was nice to be outdoors," 5:18.7 outdistanced all others. Jull Van Abbema came in a tie 15.56 seconds, and came in Fleming. said coach Gaiy Martin. The Sandra Ollphant took second second in the400meterhurdles The400meter dash saw Bos weather inHollandwasgood at for third, with the same height in the5000meterwith a time of Bovee also finished second with a time of 1:07.82. earning second place with a the beginning of the meet, but 21:40. in the triple jump with a dis­ Kelly Beschonerwon the 400 time of 1:01.11 and she took It finished with some not so Wahl also took second in the meter hurdles with a Grand third in the 200 meter with a favoraWe conditions. tance of 30 feet 10 inches. 800meterwithatlmeof2:31.0. Klein captured first in the Valley record time o f 1:06.24, time of 27.21 seconds. “Giant clumps of snow fell Rounding out the individual 100 with a time of 15.3 sec­ and was part of the 1600meter Bennett took second in the from the sky," laughed Martin. events was Becky Bennett’s onds. 11:58 in the3000meter, giving relay team along with Jennifer 5000 meter run with a time of Tamle Gipe once again won Also pladngin the 100 meter 20:11.49andfourthinthe3000 the shot put, and this time also herfourth place. The400meter Cahaney, Julie Bos, and hurdleswere Jennifer Cahaney MitchelL Theirtimeaf4:11.64 with a time of 12:01. grabbed a first m the discus. relay team tookflrst with a time in fourth with a time of 16.6, In the long Jump, Fleming Gipe thiew41 feet, 10 Inches In of 51.46 seconds. tookflrst andKeDyBeschaneijustatenth Kelly Colewon the3000meter took third, as she leaped 17 the shot and 123 feet, 3 Inches Huntington was another ex­ feet, 2 and a half Inches. She In the discus of a second behind in fifth. cellent meet as the Lakers once run with a time of 11:29 and Beschonerwonthe400meter also took second in the triple Taking third In the shot put again took first place. finished second in the 1500 Jump with a distance of 33 feet, was Laker Kelly Swan with a hurdles with a time of 1:08, “I think this is the start of a meterwlthattmeof5:12. Cole and Cahaney finished fourth 6 inches. throw of 33 feet Swan also new rivalry," commented Mar­ also grabbed second In the 800 Beth Wlebert was the lone finished second in thediscus to with a time of 1:11.2. tin, adding that the Hunting- meter with a time of 2:28.81. Angie Mitchell won both the In the 100 meter, Cahaney Laker placing in the hlghjump Gipe with a throw of 113 feet ton coach was impressed with tooksecond with atime of 13.07 as she took third place with a even. Swan and Gipe also 100 and 200 meter dashes at the way the Laker teams con­ the Hope meet Mitchell’s time seconds, and took third in both jump of 5 feet even. placed second and third, re­ ducted themselves. “We performed well," said spectively, inthejavelin. Swan of 12.9 seconds beat out Thewomenalsowon9evenls the 100 meter hurdles and 400 at Indiana, capturing first In meter hurdles. Her times in Martin. There was a great the shot pu t 400 meter relay, those events were 16.26 sec­ sense of team unity, for both 100 meter hurdles, 400 meter onds and 1:08.83. men and women," he added. dash, discus, 400 meter Swan and Dindy North also Ttwasanice change of pace," hurdles,200meter dash.3000 placed in the discus, taking without the usual competition meter run, and the 1600meter third and fourth, respectively. of Ferris, Saginaw Valley and relay. Swan threw 112 feet one half other conference opponents, '5 Lakers with multiple victo­ inch, and North tossed 111 Martin continued B t e ries were Gipe and Mitchell feet, 5 inches. Swan also placed The Lakers run at the Calvin Gipe won the shot pu t tossing fourth in the shot put with a relays Saturday. Deli8y by Laker men take third in Hope Invitational ByMlke Amey Three Lakers placed in the seconds. He also ran relays in O p Sports Writer 110 meter high hurdles, grab- both meets. birig first, second, and fourth. “I haven't seen anyone that O p *’ tips* The starting gun of the out­ Steve Nederveld's 14.9seconds can beat him." praised Martin. door season fired Thursday for edged out Armour's 15.2 for He believes that Muhammad C o c o a s the men’s track team as they first and GrablD took fourth, has a legitimate shot to three- raced to third place outside at running a time ctf 16.4. peat as conference champion. Hope College. ToddLaneytookfourthlnthe Daren Johnson also had a “We ran on aschool day, so we 800meter, with atime of2:05.1, great performance In Indiana, were slightly undermanned." andJasonHurmicutt’s 16:27.2 as his toss of 41 feet, 3 and a of goe>j5 explained coach Gary Martin. took fifth in the 5000 meter. half inches took second in the The Lakers were without a On Saturday the Lakers trav­ shot put Johnson won the mile relay team, which could eled to Huntington. Indiana for Javelin as he hurled 154 feet. have lifted Grand Valley into a meet with Huntington and 11 inches and took second in second. Marion. the hammer throw with a nlgtl Ico ce>*sy Randy& Kloss grabbed a fifth The weather, according to distance of 106 feet 8 and a place in the shot put with a coach Martin, was a vast im- half inches. His 120 feet, 5 3uSTfcX- throw of 41 feet, 8 and a half provementfromtheHopemeet, inches also grabbed second inches. as the temperature was in the place in the discus. Bl2l 0 a. (I'll! c>0 ‘/ou»C WW Tony Armour began a very 50s and the sun was shining. Repeating victorious again in successful weekend with a third The Lakers were impressive, the 110 hurdles wasNederveld, ih%rr 6,er A place finish in the long Jump, taking second with 96 points,- as his 15.09 seconds edged out leaping 19 feet. 6 and a half J ust 4 shy of Huntington. Help­ Armour. Cosby also repeated V o u u * a . Inches. He also won the high ing the cause were 9 first place second in the pole vault as he Jump, soaring 6 feet, 2 inches, finishes. Yet, coach Martin reached 14 feet, and threw 106' and took second in the javelin, wasn't exactly calm. 10 and a half inches for third in OFFYoue.oROS’di “The nervousness showed on C\ rw.f Qt\c per GfOer throwing 134 feet, 6 inches the discus. In his first time in Other Lakers placing in the my lace,” Martin sighed. “But the hammer throw, Cosby took hlghjump were Dan Wilkerson it’s myjob to worry and let them fourth with a distance of 71 In second, with 5feet, 10 Inches, have fun. Wehadagoodtime," feet, 10 inches. and GrabiD’s 5 feet, 8 inches said Martin, adding theyworked Also running well was Brown, taking home fifth. and played hard. grabbing third in both the 100 Mark Cosby took a Laker sec­ Armour’sweekend continued and 200 meter dashes with ** \ ond in the pole vault as he hit 14 in fine fashion, as he again won times of 11.53 and 23.52 feet, 6 Inches. Cosby also edged the hlghjump, this time going seconds. //b* out Armour inthejavelin, as his 6 feet, 4 inches. He also im­ Laney took second in the 800 *3 144 feet, 11 inches took first proved his long jump distance meter with a time of 2:02 and The 1500 meter saw Pete to 20 feet, 11 and a quarter third in the 1500, running 4:25. I Bodaxy finishing a close fourth Inches, taking first, and took Bodary and Hunnlcutt took with a time of 4:16.5, and the second in the 1 lOmeterhurdles second and third respectively 400 meter relay team grabbed with a time of 15.18 seconds. in the steeplechase. Bodar/s NoP C*Oo6 I second with 44.1 seconds. Dan Wllkersonflnished second 10:07 barely edged out One Prc OfAer | Nusun Muhammad took the to Armour in the high Jump Hunnicutt’s 10:09. 100 meter dash inatime of 10.7 with a height of 6 feet even. Saturday the Lakers run in i W ' A . g O r D c u S f - seconds, with teammate Muhammad alsograbbed two the Calvin Relays. A different Antwan Brown close behind In more firsts, winning the 100 format than usual, the meet fourth, finishing in 11.1 sec­ and 200 meter dashes with will Just be relays, and less onds. times of 10.8 and 22.16 M ftf/Ml/M £K.Pt*. DeUitf*/ pressure, commented Martin. April 1, 1992 The Lanthom Page 19 rounders are not a high price staff and suddenly the Buccos for a player of his magnitude. don't look so imposing. Signing him to an offer sheet Granted Jim Leyland will get is a bold move not reminiscent the utmost out of what he has, of the Lions of old. It’s very but he cant perform miracles similar to the "Skins signing based on theteamTedSimmons Wilbur Marshall of theBearsa has left him few seasons ago. How come the Mets are so •Don’t you Just love it when highly-regarded when they you go home to relax for a finished 5th last year? I'm not •Final Four notes: •Duke- Duke in ’92. •Despite their eventualdemise weekend and your folks so sure all the changes were for •Cincinnati- some are University, that is. inthe tourney, UCLAand coach embarrass you in front of your the better. surprised as to the Bearcats The Kentucky game seemed JimHarrickdeserve much credit girlfriend with stories of how The pitching staff looks stupendous seasonbutactually to emanate the Blue Devils’ fortheir long climb backto status you used td dress up for awesome on paper. Too bad for their program Is very rich in destiny. as a premier college basketball Monday Night Football games them it can’t stay there. tradition. Why Pitino didn’t defend the program. Elver since the Wooden or hang signs around thehouse Sid Fernandez cant stay off They made 5 straight inbounds pass HI never know era, it seems they cando no right for playoff games. Ah, the the DL, Dwight Gooden is on appearances in the finals in the though. and that certainly is an unfair follies of youth. the mend and has a dark late 50’s and early 60’s and NBA I've heard so much criticism measuring stick. •Stu Jackson was an shadow over him regarding the great “The Big O,” Oscar all season long about Laettner •Good question, Mike Amey. interesting choiceofacoach by accused rape, and so on. Robertson, is their most famous andthatccntinues (his technical Just why have the NHL teams Wisconsin. His NYstyle should Saberhagen is tough but it’s an alum on Sat. for instance). The switched to whitejerseysathome be more effective, in terms of even year which means bad •Michigan- look ma, the kids difference between Laettnerand and colored ones on the road? recruiting, than the old “Bob news for him have grown up! The negative Danny Ferry is just that same •Another “hip, hip, hoorah” Evans-down on the farm" The offense looks good but 8 consequences of having 5 quality that got him the T— forMemphisStale’sLarry Finch image the Badgers portrayed. designated hitters isntpossible. so those guys have to play in the outstanding freshmen are: feistiness. for rebuilding a program that •Which was the more How do you keep them from He’s agamer baby! He shares was at rock bottom following interesting interview matchup fieldtoo. HoJoincenter? Bobby turning pro after their that trait with another great drug and point-shaving ofthe weekend? Thatofplayer- Bonilla anywhere? Enough sophomore seasons? player named Lawrence Bird. allegations in the days of Dana coach Quinn Buckner-Bobby said. Could it make recruiting •The Padres pick-up of Kirk, William Bedford, etc., not Knight or dreaded foes Digger The latest quirk with this squad is that no one is going to premier players a lot more disgruntled inflelder Gary too long ago. Phelps and Tark “The Shark”. difficult when a HS kid knows Sheffield wasashrewdmovefor •Since Larry Brown’s arrival Hmmmm... speak to the media about anything. Nowthere’sarealistic that he has little or no chance of both parties. Milwaukeegotrid in L A , Danny Manning has •Last but not least, the breaking into the starting line­ of a migraine. San Diego gave been a different player. National League East !!! alternative. up and making an impact early up very little and ifhe ever plays •With yet another season like Predicted order of finish: 6- NowtotheNorthSiders. Jim Lefebvrebrings his cheerleading on in his career? up to his potential then they this one, Moses Malone will Montreal, 5-St. Louis, 4- •Indiana- can I pat myself on benefit big-time. becomeonlythefourthplayerin Philadelphia. 3-New York, 2- style to a team of oft-injured the back now or later? •Look out at the Brickyard NBA history to notch 30,000+ Pittsburgh, 1-Chicago! Yes, underachievers. Back in the Issue # 12 preview, this May. Roberto Guerrero ran points. Wilt Chamberiainshould the Cubs. Hey, lt’smy column, The sty is the limit if: #1- I picked Gea Robert’s Hoosiers 3 laps in excess o f230 mph in have an asterisk by his name in I can do what I want Danny Jackson stays healthy to win it all this season and they independent testing last the record book for those extra It’s much easier to pick the and serves as a strong 3rd man cellar-dweller in this division behind Maddux and Morgan in haven't disappointed. weekend. 20,000 scored. than the winner because of its therotation, #2-Dunston’sback Knight has overcome the •Speaking oflndianapolis, the •What in the world is former team’s end-of-season blues with Colts seem hellbent on keeping proposed GVSU visitor-to-be, overall weakness. Pittsburgh is OK and he can play in 140+ hispress conference whip antics those top two draft picks despite comedlan(?) Sinbad doing inthe has come down to everyone games, #3-Gary Scott hits at else’s leveL Any team that can alb and #4-a consistent closer (which takes the focus off his the rationale in trading them for Reebok sneakers ad? stay injury-free and get emerges in the bullpen. players) and candid answers as numerous established players. •As much as I hate to admit it, consistent pitching will win. _ Since being an optimist is a well as the development of the If they draft them, they’d better I mustgive the Lions creditfor at Bickering never cost the prereq to being a Cub fan be prepared to sign them. least attempting to land All-Pro strongest bench in the nation. anyway, IbeUeve all these things •Most overused phrase of the backer Pat Swilling. Pirates in the past but it will If any team short of da Bulls will happen and Harry will be weekend? “It could oome down Considering where they are now. Subtract Smiley, Heaton, can beat Duke, it’s Bobby’s singing in October. and will be drafting, two first and Landrum from a pitching Hoosiers. to that final shot"

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