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#1115 • April 2, 2014 MARY, MARY! Mary’s Rec Room rebrands as Andersonville Brewing Company. Page 17 That Guy by Kirk Williamson In typical stressed-out-editor fashion, last don’t judge if not), she would trade her new porn weekend I piled into the Chrysler and struck stash. This deal was quickly snapped up by the out westward to Cedar Rapids, Iowa, for some boy in the photo with Sofia, but with one caveat: reason. Change of pace, you know. And then I If he won the one remaining raffle porn, the ended up at a drag show. Yep. deal was off. Well, I don’t have to tell you what happened next. The girls of Belle’s Basix turnt it out though. And the people in Iowa do this weird thing where But he was a good egg, decided not to renege, they smile at strangers and are generally nice and walked away with a threesome of hot videos for no reason. I tried to bring a little of that back for later. So if you see this fine gentleman, give to Chicago, along with a bag of cheap fruit pies him a knowing nod. We know what he did last I bought at the Hy-Vee. Check out some of the March :) fruitiness on page 14. And finally tonight, it’s with heavy heart that I It got awful porny at this bid a fond farewell to Sidecar Bar in Rogers Park. month’s Hot Jock contest at It’s been sold and Sunday was the last night. It Crew when the same lesbian had become my go-to local hangout, thanks in won not one but two of the no small part to my great friend and bartender porn videos they gave away Petar. It’s nearly impossible to imagine what in the raffles, one of which I I—along with the fellow members of Nerdcore— stopped off at Banana Video will do every Tuesday without our trivia and to personally procure. Realizing she didn’t really Petar’s “larges” and “gooblets.” I’ll follow you have a great need for them, she offered up to the anywhere, Petar! crowd that if someone would buy her two craft beers (presumably for her and a friend, but we [email protected] MAIN COVER IMAGE Owners Brandon (left) and Ashley Wright of the newly-christened Andersonville Brewing Company. nightspots Photo by Kirk #1115 • April 2, 2014 PUBLISHER DIRECTOR OF NEW MEDIA Tracy Baim Jean Albright ASSISTANT PUBLISHER OFFICE Terri Klinsky Ripley Caine Managing EDITOR PHOTOgraphY Kirk Williamson Kat Fitzgerald, Kirk, Kizzy, Anthony Meade, DJ Res-5, ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES Joseph Stevens Terri Klinsky, Kirk Williamson, Amy Matheny, CAST OF CHARACTERS Christopher Cheuvront, Gretchen Blickensderfer C.J., DJ Chester (R.I.P), AK Miller, Marc “Moose”Moder, NATIONAL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE Jerry Nunn, Steven Toushin Rivendell Media 212-242-6863 Copyright 2014 Windy City Media Group/Lambda Publications Inc. 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If it works for an aforementioned diva (Ray of Light) it’s rare and glorious, but if not (Kylie’s Impossible Princess) it looks downright silly and overly ambitious. The opposite route has been taken more often when a well loved chanteuse hits a rut and courts the gay community for a sure fire boost to their chart success. It happened commonly in the ‘90s and ‘00s with acts like Everything But The Girl, Deborah Cox and Mel C remixing their slower tracks for chart success, but some ladies revamped their whole sound permanently for a lasting boost. Cher’s comeback of the ‘80s was at a standstill after just three strong rock albums on Geffen, largely influenced by Bon Jovi. With her move to Warner Bros in the ‘90s, she released the mish mosh R&B/ soul album It’s a Man’s World to little fanfare, but her remixes from that CD kept her afloat. So with her next LP, Believe, she tried going right for the gays. Back then, dance music was really only targeted in the US at the gay crowd, straight overseas. Those two factions propelled Believe to the top of the charts, giving her her biggest hit to date and a lasting sound that continues to this day. As mentioned previously, Kylie tried to go artsy on Impossible Princess, taking her career to an all-time low, but with a new label and a new outlook, she triumphantly gave us the perfect Light Years, followed by the just as flawless Fever, building her an all new fan base well into the third stage of her career. Lately her sound has gotten a bit stale, and is leaning on R&B with Pharrell and Jay Z, but we know she’ll come back to where her bread is buttered soon. And then there’s Madge, who like Britney, Beyoncé, and Rihanna, has always kept one foot on the dance floor (with a brief stop in Buenos Aires), but until Confessions On A Dancefloor, had not set out to make a true dance album of original material. Confessions turned out to be a savior after the uneven Music and American Life releases, giving her new relevance and even more cred in our community. However, with the exception of her legion of super fans, she squandered that good will with Hard Candy and MDNA, both commercial and critical disappointments. Still that girl can put out a mediocre album, sell poorly and STILL sell out arenas in seconds. So who’s to question her methods? I guess keep on dancing, Ms. Ciccone. Don’t miss the debut of Windy City Gay Idol with Moose on the judges’ panel, April 9 at The Sofo Tap. 10nightspots April 2, 2014 Karaoke by Creagh Kim Jong Un demonstrates North Korea’s weapons’ ability ot reach the U.S. TUES COMING SOON! WED NEW!!! 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CREW Photos by Kirk 12nightspots April 2, 2014 Community-minded: Center on Halsted’s Human First gala, Sat., March 29, at Union Station. Photos by Anthony Meade Cedar Rapids, Iowa TRAVEL Photos by Kirk Williamson Basically, every Saturday night at Belle’s Basix (3916 1st Ave. NE) you’ll find a drag show with just the right mix of glam and trash (like there’s a difference), followed by some sort of best chest contest. Pretty Belle herself (the bitch in charge in the above photo) runs the whole show. Cedar Rapids, Iowa 15th annual chili cook off ® WANTED: JUDGE & JURY TASTE & JUDGE OVER A DOZEN ENTRIES $10 donation at the door benefits The Chicago Area Gay & Lesbian CHAMBER OF COMMERCE Sidetrack the Videoideo BarBar •• 33493349 N. HalstedHalsted •• SidetracSidetrackChicago.com.com Big Dipper increases the “meat quotient” with DiDa “Legs of Halsted” Ritz. 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