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This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Eastern Progress at Encompass. It has been accepted for inclusion in Eastern Progress 1989-1990 by an authorized administrator of Encompass. For more information, please contact [email protected]. 4 Arts Features Activities Weekend weather Author-in-residence KA celebrates Friday — Warm, chance of Trojan women evening thundershowers, 2,000-year-old play helps students develop chivalry during 60s to mid 80s. Saturday creative habits controversial event — More rain, mid 60s to still captivates audience low 80s.Sunday — Rain Page B-2 Page B-1 Page B-4 possible, low 60s to 80. THE EASTERN PROGRESS Vol. 68/No. 29 16 pages April 26,1990 Student publication of Eastern Kentucky University, Richmond, Ky. 40475 O The Eastern Progress, 1990
Theft tops list of campus offenses Number of offenses reported during the spring 90 semester By Terry Sebastian mated S10.511 was recovered. Sandra Fee, area coordinator for Combs, Beck- (Jan 1 unH April 23) Assistant news editor "Residence halls and parking lots — these are ham and McGregor Halls, said she feels theft the most common areas where theft occurs," Wym occurs in all residence halls no matter how big or Total number of Theft has been the most common offense re- offenses reported ported by students and faculty this semester, ac- Walker, assistant director of public safety, said. small. cording to records of the university's division of "Most are generally in the residence halls, and they "We have some, and I'm sure it is in other halls spring 90:399 public safety. are minor. as well," Fee said. "I see theft a lot in "Police Beat," It has taken the form of theft of vehicle pans, "We get the response 'I went to the bathroom and I hear students in the hall mention it some. theft from university buildings, mail theft, theft of and when I came back, someone had been in my "I would be amiss to say we didn't It's not a bicycles, theft of contents from vehicles and shop- wallet'" ring of theft, but it is a problem." Fee said during her 16 years of working in lifting. Walker said this was such a common complaint More than $47,000 has been reported taken this that public safety officers have asked him to make residence halls, she has seen thefts become more semester, while the property recovered is estimated a form where all they have to do is fill in the blank. frequent around spring break and Christmas, and at one tenth that amount, about $4,820. A total of 68 thefts from university buildings, she said recently there have been some problems Last semester, more than $54,000 was reported which include residence halls, have been reported with theft in the laundry rooms. W Total value of property this semester. Last semester, 60 thefts were re- Donna Clark, hall director of Case Hall, said eported taken: $47,797.29 by students and faculty to have been taken from 8om»:Pubtc8d«» ported. See THEFTS, Page A7 them or the university. Of that amount, an csii- CntphiclTeny S+mlkn NFL draft A one and a two and ... looks past Panel offers Colonels ways to fight By Clint Riley Sports editor Robbie Andrews, a four-year state politics Colonel defensive back who just completed his NCAA eligibility, sat, By Mike Royer listened, watched and waited very Staff writer intently Sunday and Monday, both Recycling eyes focused on the television set in A panel discussion Tuesday night his agent's office in Orlando, Fla. attracted nearly 300 people on the topic plan sought The picture on the set for those of Kentucky Politics and how it affects two days held the futures of hundreds the environment. by residents of college football players, including Don Harker, who was formerly di- Andrews, who had waited years and rector of waster management for the Department of Natural Resources, said By J.S. Newton dreamed to play in the NFL. For some Managing editor the dream became reality. For An- he thinks environmental legislation is difficult to pass because legislators do A petition circulating around drews and three other Eastern NFL campus has increased awareness hopefuls—the dream continues. not take people involved in pushing this legislation seriously. about the need for a campus wide Andrews and Colonels' wide re- 'To Frankfort, the people are just a recycling program at the univer- ceiver Randy Bohler, kicker James pain in the ass," Harker said. sity. Campbell and defensive lineman Harker was one of a five-person panel "This is basically the first Bernard Rhodes all were picked prior organized to discuss Kentucky politics step we have taken toward get- to Sunday and Monday's 12-round and its relationship to the environment ting a program started," said NFL draft in New York as possible of Kentucky. Tracy Bertram, vice president of draft choices. Campbell and Bohler Harker said he believes part of the the university biology club. were slated as almost shoe-ins to be Bertram said developers of drafted, while Campbell was less likely problem is that industry has too much control over legislation and legislators. the petition are going to deliver it to be picked up and Rhodes was a long to university administrators shot. "Reality is, industry controls elected officials. They 've got a greenback strong- sometime next week. With each of the four players tak- John Flanagan, who is work- ing separate attitudes and expecta- hold," Harker said. Harker spoke of "agreed orders" or ing toward coordinating a recy- tions into the draft days, each came cling program at the university, away with a distinctly varying out- tactics used by state governments to keep industries from receiving harsher penal- said a pilot program started by look on why they were passed over and what their future holds. See PANEL, Page A6 See RECYCLE, Page A6 For Andrews, who had been picked atone point to be drafted as high as the mid fourth round by some NFL draft guides, not being selected left him Faculty salaries may stunned and bewildered. He had the size, build, speed and statistics for the pros. Andrews, a increase by 10 percent second team Ohio Valley Conference By Ken Holloway Student Regents reflect selection last season, had 10 intercep- News editor ■ tions with 122 tackles and 55 assists If everything goes well at the Board onterm- PagoAS during his stint as a Colonel. of Regents meeting Saturday, faculty "I figured they predicted me to salaries will be increased by 10 per- Both Baugh and Hilton said that a go between the sixth and eighth cent (round)," Andrews said an hour after S percent across-the-board increase Dr. Robert Baugh, dean of Health, has been proposed for faculty. Baugh the draft had been completed Mon- Physical Education, Recreation and day. "Being selected yesterday in the said that another S percent will go Aerobics (HPERA); Dr. Donald Batch, toward the merit system pool avail- top five rounds would have been a dean of natural mathematical and sci- blessing. But today was the draft, and able in each college. ence; and Dr. Charles Hilton, chair of Batch said each college will deter- I wasn't selected." Progms photo by BILL LACKEY the business administration depart- "I keep wondering what hap- mine how much money will be given Music instuctor Mark Whitiock conducts the university's symphonic band during the les ment confirmed that the university to faculty members based on their per- pened," he said in a hoarse tone. "I just cream concert hosted by the group In the ravine held Sunday afternoon. could be looking at a 10 percent in- See DRAFT, Page B6 crease in faculty salaries. See SALARIES, Page A8 Sibs join students in weekend all their own By Becca Morrison 46 were involved." Inside Staff writer Li'l Sibs Weekend Whayne added that each of the week- Maroon and White Becky Miller had three overnight guests end's events averaged between 80 and 100 ■ of the opposite sex in her Telford Hall room promotes family things ... in attendance. game ends spring Friday night. Whayne said she foresees Li'l Sibs practice; Whites win. Though most night's guests of the and lets the students share Weekend as becoming an annual event PageB7 opposite sex have to be checked out by their college experience "It's a positive experience for the guests midnight, exceptions were made for Miller and the students." Whayne said. "They all ■ Elementary students and other university students who invited with their families. * * seem to enjoy it." get taste of life on a younger friends and relatives to come for "Li'l Sibs Weekend promotes family Jarm- Page A4 the second annual Li'l Sibs Weekend. — Lynn Wayne things, provides something for the college Miller's guests—two brothers, 6-year- students to do here on campus and lets the Accent B1 old Casey and 7-year-old Brian, and her 7- very often. students share their college experience with Activities B4&5 year-old nephew Tyler— were among an "This is a good chance to bring them up their families," Whayne said. Arts/Entertainment B 28.3 estimated ISO "Li'l Sibs" who participated here and let them see where I go to school. "It may also help Eastern in that the Classifieds A 5 in two days of events sponsored by Resi- It makes it easier for them to understand," little ones may consider coming here as a New beginnings A3 dence Hall Association. Miller said. student themselves after visiting the cam- News A 1-8 Progra* photo by MIKE MORRIS Miller, a sophomore nursing major from "I would say we probably had about pus," she added. Perspective A 2&3 Shonda Brown, a English teaching Edgewood, Ky., said she thought Li'l Sibs ISO little sibs or guests here on campus," RHA members got the idea to sponsor a People poll A3 Weekend was a good idea because she major.entertalns hen 1-year-old cousin Merlca said Lynn Whayne, RHA adviser. "That Police beat A 5 Bowman at Walter's slumber party. doesn't get to see her brothers and nephew means about 100 or more college students See SIBS, Page A8 Sports B 6,78.8
-fc- iJ A2 Perspective The Eastern Progress Thursday, April 26,1990
THE EASTERN PROGRESS Jennifer Feldman Editor J.S. Newton .Managing editor Audra Franks Copy editor Charles Lister Staff artist Shoplifting in grill embarrassing to university, costly to students Big Brother has his eye on university students. And patrons are taking advantage of that conven- Literally, ience. Thefts in the university grill have forced the in- It's a slap in the face for a student to be told they stallation of cameras to monitor students who roam are not mature enough to buy food from the univer- freely through food lines, snatching a doughnut here, sity grill. But it's a slap in the old pocketbook for a sandwich there. every student, visitor, parent, teacher and adminis- While some students may protest, scream that trator to have to pay more for their food because the cameras are an invasion of their rights or that they someone ate a "free" doughnut in line. are being "babysat" while they do nothing more than Finishing off a 30-cent pastry before paying for stand in line to buy their food, we see the action as it may seem trivial. But it adds up — to $10,000. necessary. And guess who eventually pays for your doughnut? Greg Hopkins, director of Food Services, esti- There is a basic law of business called the pass- mates about $10,000 worth of goods are stolen along rate. It means that any additional costs in- annually from the grill, which, ironically, was reno- curred by a business is usually passed on to the vated two and a half years ago to give the customer consumer by way of price increases. more freedom. If the university sees the importance in putting up That freedom is costing the university. cameras to protect their interests, then we support The present system makes it easy for patrons to their efforts. We want to see theft kept to a minimum, eat food in lines, sneak out side entrances and hand so that students do not have to pay for the thefts from food over to friends on the lobby side of the grill. their pocketbooks in the future. To the editor: Three years, 89 issues Classmates mix brains with beauty make it difficult to leave i Regarding last week's letter, E.K.U. do, endeavoring into fields magazines, newspapers, etc. "Classmate goes against true meaning such as law, education, occupational In questioning the "journalism I guess you could say I've writing stories about racism and of progress,'' signed by Karen Angst therapy, nursing, etc.; hardly the responsibility" of The Eastern Prog- been writing this column for three fights is my job. Making the and Melinda Butler of Beckham Hall, "blatant sexism" die writers neglected ress, the writers assume to represent years. university look good is not we would like to offer this response to to mention. the extremist views of uninformed and Back then, in the fall of 1987, And I don't want to sound like "their sexist remarks." Classmate U.S. A is a licensee of narrow-minded thinking. Hopefully, I wrote my first column as arts I or any of the other writers try to "Classmate of the Month" started Landmark Calenders, and is seen the university experience will expose editor, sized my first photos, set ourselves apart for the elite at E.K.U. nine years ago, and now worldwide in IS countries. The writ- these writers to a "liberal education," designed my first page. reason of bringing you The News. reaches over400 colleges nationwide. ers do not appreciate the business and perhaps they won't choose to I hated it. I felt like what I was I hale 8 a.m. classes and compre- Besides the beauty and brains that aspects of Classmate U.S.A.. which cancel their subscriptions to T.V. — an unsophisticated, unpre- hensive finals, too. classmates possess, character, values, are akin to Miss U.S.A., Miss Amer- Guide!" pared sophomore clumsily trying It's not easy to admit mis- academics and personality are also ica, and similar marketing programs. to put something — anything — things with any regularity until I takes, but at least you're humbling considered in the selection process. They are "merchandising vehicles" down on paper that would tell graduated. yourself and, hopefully, placating While there are always some who do for their respective advertisers, using Steven R. Rosenberg people something they didn't Many well-intentioned friends a disgruntled, wronged source. not excel, most of the classmates at mediums such as television programs, Classmate U.S.A. know in a way that would make suggested I quit My parents told But it's even harder when a mob them want to read iL me to take a semester off from is howling for your dismissal to That first week I wrote a col- school. But— I couldn't This defend yourself when you think Students, administrators should work together to recycle umn about ways and places stu- was my baby. you're right God gave man dominion over all activities of this university. land many Finally, I can only offer my opin- dents could take their dates That was three years, 89 Despite the turbulence, I'm the plants and animals of this world. other students feel the administrators ion and that of other students to the without spending cajillions of issues ago. I decided about that proud of the paper we put out The responsibility to keep the air and of this university should also begin to administrators of this university. The dollars while looking like they time that when I was a senior every week, a fact I must attribute water clean is ours. No longer can we look into the problem of recycling. responsibility to see that the needs of did. I meant it to be funny. I don't writing my last column for the to a staff that has browned nicely. say, "What can I do?" or "Someone Recycling through the residence the en v iron merit are improved can only think anyone laughed. Progress, I would not write a My work weeks turned into else will do it" Have you ever thought halls is the most sensible solution, be achieved by working together. We, To say it was the most goodbye column to the paper or about 55 hours, as did the work "You are that someone else!" since one-half of the students who die students and administrators, must difficult thing I've ever had to do the people I worked with. It weeks of many other reporters. Being a student senator, I have a attend this university live here on pull our efforts together and make our is an understatement. I look would be too personal to be of We have a fold-out bed under a responsibility to stand up and speak campus. For example, the financial Earth a cleaner, more environmen- criticism like I would take knife interest to anyone else outside our design table we take turns out for the students. Currently, mem- benefits of recycling aluminum cans tally safe and healthier planet through hurls. I ducked some. I was hit by little cavern we call home. But sleeping on. But it's winding bers of the student senate are begin- and newspapers from each of the resi- recycling. some. And I bled a lot after three years of total immer- down. Next week I'll go to bed at ning to look into the problem of recy- dence halls could go to help pay for I had lo review the last univer- sion, that's all I have. a decent hour on a Tuesday night cling in this campus community. We the new parking structure currently Damon R. Gue sity play that year. I remember I stepped into some big, — if I can. as fellow students should begin to under research. This might eliminate Student Senator coming back late from the per- smelly shoes when I became Leaving this place has been work together and take part in the the increase in parking rates. Palmer Hall formance and telling my editor I editor of the Progress. I had one of the things I've been didn't like the play and didn't known it would be tough — last waiting for for three years. It's Trashy* art should not be condoned want to write a bad review. year five section editors gradu- also been one of the things I've "When you go before an ated, leaving us with a very green been dreading. It's not easy to say Since you, the liberal press and the military genius. All right, I admit that tucky congressmen Nate her, Mazzoli, audience, you open yourself up to staff. You know how green goodbye lo friends I've practically an world are such experts on the may be pushing it Perkins. Rogers, and our Larry J. criticism," he said. "You think things are— a lot of smoke and lived with for one year — some constitution, the First Amendment and But to be fair adherents to the First Hopkins are reported to have voted to just because you write a good no fire. And it takes awhile lo for longer. This last time, when I most notably, the freedom of expres- Amendment, let us tell the public about continue funding the NEA after know- review for a bad performance start smoldering. cry, it's not because I don't think I sion, please do not become angry at the "few," "four or five," "tasteless" ing what funds were used for. These they'll respect you any more?" When we did many people can handle it this rebuke. That would be narrow- pictures. These include, "Mr. 101/2," examples are rated G compared to I wrote the review. I definitely were appalled. One faculty It's not easy to say thank you minded, you know. a man crouched over with his penis on other projects the NEA supports. Fur- don't think they respected me any member wrote me a letter saying to an adviser who never hears it Your whole fuss about the Robert a block; a shot of a nude little boy, thermore, I'll be sending Hopkins a more. about 8, proudly displaying his penis; he has never seen the Progress from us, yet brings us doughnuts Mapplethorpe an exhibit in Cincin- copy of this. During those first months nati seemed to be that "several mor- "Man in Polyester Suit," which fo- more negative in all his years at anyway. As I close, I ask the public, instead crying became an all-loo common the university. He obviously ally-perfect individuals" are "telling cuses again on his midsection; a man of defending trash, instead of being If there's anything that be experience. Even after I had hadn't read my play review in gleaned from what I've learned, people they aren't intelligent enough standing nude with an erection; one concerned about how Robert Mapple- gotten the basics down I resented 1988. Others called or wrote maybe it is to make corrections, to decide for themselves what is right man urinating in another man's mouth thorpe expresses his homosexuality, having to spend 35 hours a week to express anger over editorials or not excuses for mistakes; that just and wrong." (homosexuals call it "golden show- instead of worrying about magazines, in an office with no windows and cartoons. Many complained about because people complain loudly it You said that someone in front of ers"); one man with his fist and fore- television and movies being censored, inadequate ventilation while my letters to the editor. doesn't mean they're right; to say you at the exhibit hoped "this thing arm up another man's rectum (homo- why don't you consider "Rosic?" She friends tanned, went downtown I don't like lo go preaching, goodbye to those who mean the don't have any gay pictures in it" sexuals call it "fisting). That is six. was the little girl (about 4 years old) and took naps. Worst of all, I telling people of their Fust most to you. And, no matter how Your reply to that was, "If he truly Who's counting? who "got to" pose with a dress on and dreaded the knowledge that I Amendment rights and barking terrible it gets, the paper always appreciated photography" he would Another important point you for- no underwear. Why don't you forget would never be able to do those about freedom of the press. But comes out on Thursday. see that Mapplethorpe "went out of got to tell was that the National En- how it was such a "pretty photograph his way to try and express his sexual- dowment for the Arts spent $30,000 to ... of a little girl's face" and see that it ity in his work." fund this. Not only can I decide if it is is purely evil to do this to a child? Well, how about this? If he truly right or wrong, but I can get fired up Consider the embarrassment she will appreciated a great military mind and because tax dollars were used to pay feel when she is older. Consider the leadership abilities, he would see that for it. I've worked for four years while pedophile who may be inspired by the How to reach us Hitler went out of his way to try to trying to pay for school and my tax photograph and... make his country control the world. In dollars go to this trash. I tell you what, To report a news story or idea: To place an ad: The Eastern Progress Is a member of other words, forget the bad photos, I'll picket too if the art show comes Associated Collegiate Press, Kentucky just think about the good ones OR around here! Brad Highley News Display Intercollegiate Press Association and forget the dead Jews and admire the Also for those who care, Ken- Boone Trail KenHotloway 622-1882 BethLeppert 622-1872 College Newspaper Business A Adver- Features tising Managers, mc. 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People poll By Jeremy Bonflglio Today's tunes are moo-sic
How much would you bo willing to designate from your tuition to pay for a parking garage? to ears of mature listeners
Once upon a time — about sound was at least half pleasing to three months ago, to be exact — a her, so she began switching her perfectly ordinary Holstein cow tail back and forth. named Bossy was grazing in her But then her tail touched pasture. "Mooo," she lowed to another button labeled "Canned herself, meaning: "By perdition, I Trite Lyrics — Careful! Overex- have consumed nearly all the grass posure can cause brain damage!" in this field. I shall have to go A voice— male? female? search for pastures new." So off either/or?— began soulful ly she lumbered with all four of her STUDIO, but located out in the singing random rhyming lines: stomachs growling. boondocks by a record producer "Why am I so blue?/Because I Freedom was not hard to find, for the convenience of modern pop loo-o-oove you/With a love so for Farmer Midden was brass-eyed stars who wanted to record their very true." 10 0 elc drunk again and had left the gate latest chart-topping albums in a The door swung open. It was -""P. !*' ^S™" ^ Anthony Phillips, junior. Jeff Reynolds, sophomore. wide open. Bossy wandered right peaceful environment away from rnentary educate. Carom: police adminiamion. Somerset: pre^nginecring. Uwrenceburg: the RECORD PRODUCER, a through and found herself in the raving leenyboppers and the balding man with a fat cigar! w$,00,I,hink only have fm shouMn,t 1 big world, or at least a rural stresses of the city. "This music ... it's GREAT!" he section of it. .tit ^io^IlSSwould be possible. *J.don't really„ care," " ■"» "' than""** $25 a senKSterfronuhe "p* *•*"•<«students. The door was open because shouted. "It'll sell a trillion copies! She roamed here and there, up George Michael forgot to lock it American youth will eat it up! and down, with and without, but on his way out Heck, they'll eat anything! Is it on saw no easy access to the tempt - Inside the studio. Bossy began tape? ... it IS? My little moo-cow, ing-yet-fenced-in meadows she exploring in the curious manner I would like to sign you up in a passed. By the time the sun was peculiar to cattle. She accidentally contract, pronto if not sooner... " sinking, she was having a most touched a button with her note— Bossy signed it, and the rest is uncomfortably full feeling in her the label over the button read recording history. The producer teats. "Canned Heavy Metal Guitar," but gave her the stage name Zephyr "Mooo," she said, meaning: cows cannot read, so Bossy knew Hephyr, and her single "I Love "Well, this is a fine stone to jam in not what she was doing — and. Love" became the biggest seller of my hoof! It's time for me to be after a red light marked "Record- the year, edging out Phil Coll ins, milked, and here I am miles away ing — Tape Rolling" came on, the Roxette, Martika and. of course, from home. How will I ever find earsplitting sonic boom of a guitar Milli Vanilli. my way back?" She decided to in torment filled the air. Her first album. "Udder Non- TimGipson.senior. Billy Harris, senior, elemen- Carrie Greene, freshman. just walk until she got home, for it "Mooo, mooo!" cried Bossy, sense." won "Album of the Year" Danville: tary education, Stanford: business, Livinoa. Mich: surely wasn't far. who meant to say. "What sort of at the Grammy Awards, causing After going east a while when devilish noise is this? It sounds the New Kids on the Block to They can take it all ifthey want. As None, they have enough money to Considering the fact that I already she should have gone north, she like a tornado hitting a shoddily- throw tantrums and break out in long as tuition stays the same. pay for something like that owe...none. I'm already broke. came upen a small concrete-block constructed barn!" pimples. Tiffany rushed out lame building that looked vaguely like a As she boiled in bovine panic, covers of "Milk Cow Blues" and dairy house. "Mooo," she thought, her left rear hoof hit a button "Cow Cow Boogie." which when translated is: "By St marked "Canned Rap Beat" Then "Mooo," mooed the eminently Earth Day hype is finished, Christopher's walking stick! I'D commenced the sound of garbage wealthy Bossy in a "People" inter- just have to chance it! I hope that cans rolling down 82 flights of view, meaning. "Why. all I have fool with the straw hat is inside!" stairs. to do is touch a few buttons, and She pushed the door open with Mixed with the guitar, the I'm selling music as frothy as my but what did it accomplish? her nose and walked right in ... cacophony was unbearable to milk to these humans. Only in Now what Bossy didn't know Bossy's sensitive ears. America!" Well. Earth Day's over. All the money and a convention in was that the little building was Next, Bossy's side flank McQueen is a graduate fireworks have been shot off and Alumni Coliseum to celebrate really a STATE-OF-THE-ART brushed a lever marked: "Canned assistant in English from Bond. the bands have loaded up their Bill Earth Day. Did - the tri -athletes 48-TRACK RECORDING Tuneless Synthesizers." Ttua Ky. equipment and moved on. There's Lackey pick up trash along the race way? just one thing I want to know - The convention consisted of What the hell did all this accom- My turn booths set up by school kids and plish? environmental groups from For the past three months. I Richmond and Berea with infor- have been hit with a barrage of ferent going on. mation about our air and land and horror stories about pollution by I still saw people emptying how to keep it clean. The exhibits television and radio stations their ashtrays out their car were pretty interesting, but I only promoting Earth Day. the day windows. People were still saw about 100 visitors at Alumni when everyone pitches in and throwing away plastic and while I was there and most of helps clean up the world. aluminum cans instead of them were listening to the musical It seemed like every environ- recycling them. groups that were there. mental group from Green Peace to I thought maybe everyone was So now that it's over, what did small-town recycling communities going to wait until the big day on all the millions of dollars in adver- were jumping on the proverbial Sunday. tising go for? I still see people band wagon and telling us to Boy, was I wrong. Sunday polluting our world and a lot of separate our garbage into different was no different than any other those who learned something last garbage cans, pick up litter along day in Richmond. I saw one weekend will forget most of it by highways and love our little furry family picking up trash on the By- next week. brothers: the other animals on Pass and putting it into bags. I think Earth Day was just an- earth. Oh. I heard about the big other excuse for people to get out- As the eventful day swiftly ap- rallies where more than a half doors and party. Earth Day was proached, it gained popularity and million people gathered and made billed to be a new holiday, and soon became Earth Day Weekend. art work out of trash in the parks, like most holidays, most people Now everyone was supposed but what does that really help? forgot what it was really all about to take the whole weekend and It seems like today, people I think next year they ought to clean up the world. Well, I guess rally into groups whenever call it "let's go outside and have that was all right considering how someone even mentions some- fun day" instead of Earth Day. big the planet is and everything. thing controversial. Lackey, a senior journalism But when April 22 rolled They had a triathlon on major from Day ion, is assistant around, I didn't see anything dif- Saturday in Richmond to raise photo editor.
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O'Brtan Is a member of PI Beta Phi sorority. Hatley named 1990 Elementary students learn where Outstanding Alumnus milk comes from, other farm facts Progress staff report After leaving the university, By Michael Morgan ment activity, we just do some of the tion to the teachers, who then called A former collegiate football star Hatley earned his medical degree from Staff writer organization and paperwork for it," and scheduled a tour time during one and now a. practicing pediatric sur- the University of Kentucky in 1981 An agricultural open house spon- Judge said. "Without the department of the pre-determined dates. geon has been named the university's and did his post-doctoral internship sored by the university April 19 and and the students, it would be impos- In an effort to change the program "Outstanding Alumnus" for 1990. and residency at the Medical College 20 had several Madison and sur- sible for us to do." to fit teachers' needs, teachers who Dr. Robin M. Hatley of Augusta, of Georgia which ended in 1986. rounding county elementary students "All of the faculty members in the participate are sent a follow-up letter Ga., will accept the award April 28 From 1987 to 1989. he held a touring the university's Stateland department were involved in it one after the tour asking for their sugges- during the university's annual Alumni fellowship in pediatric surgery at way or another," Judge said. "It's just tions for improvement Day banquet. Dairy Farm. Children's Memorial Hospital in a big group effort" Vickie Moody, a kindergarten The banquet will be held at the Chicago. This is the third year of the tour, but in the past two years, the tour has In the past, the tour has had up to teacher at Daniel Boone Elementary, Keen Johnson Building. He returned lo Augusta in July been on Meadowbrook farm, the uni- 2,700 students, but this year, the tour participated in the tour and said it WM Hatley, who graduated from the 1989. versity's 730-acre farm located near accommodated 1,396 students. beneficial to the students. , university in 1977 with a bachelor's A Detroit native, he was raised by Waco. "The first two years we asked for "Most kids think milk comes from degree in biology, currently serves as his father in Jersey City, N.J., where anything from the fourth grade down. the store," she said. an assistant professor of pediatric "In previous years we have had it he graduated in the top S percent of his Dr. Robin Hatley This year just to hold the numbers Moody said the tour benefits some surgery at the Medical College of at Meadowbrook farm, but here we high school class and also distin- His professional honors and re- down, we asked that it just be kinder- of her students that may never have Georgia in Augusta. toured the dairy facility, greenhouses guished himself on the football field. sponsibilities have continued to grow. garten, first grade and any handicapped the opportunity to see farm life and "The Outstanding Alumnus and orchards," said Michael Judge, Hatley was awarded a football He has numerous professional groups that wanted to come," Judge animals firsthand because they live in Award is the most prestigious award director of university farms. scholarship to the university where, as presentations and publications to his said. a city atmosphere. given by the Eastern Kentucky Uni- There were displays of what mate- an offensive tackle, he was named a credit. "It gets kind of hectic at times, but She said they get firsthand experi- versity National Alumni Association,'' rials are produced from farm-grown Division II All-American in his senior He devotes much of his profes- after it's over, we are always glad we ence with the animals and get to see said Larry W. Bailey, university di- year. products, petting animals and various sional efforts treating sickle cell pa- exhibits of the agriculture depart- did k because the children seem terri- products made from com and wheat rector of alumni affairs and alumni While at the university, he was tients and in prevention and care of ment's work. bly excited about it It really doesn't that they ordinarily would not, have anociation executive secretary. voted the Colonels' best offensive pediatric trauma patients. "A lot of kids today have no idea cost us anything but our time." known about "Recipients of the award must be lineman for two consecutive years and Hatley will be the 39th person of how their milk gets in the plastic According to Judge, the whole One of the reasons she said she outstanding in their chosen profes- the offensive Most Valuable Player honored as the university's Outstand- idea for tours of the farm came from was interested in the tour was because sions and have made significant con- his senior year. jugs or how their corn flakes get in the ing Alumnus. the many requests to bring students to she had been there before, and her tributions lo their community," Bailey box," Judge said. "I just think it is a Hatley excelled in the classroom Members of the university Alumni the facility. class recently studied a unit on farms. said good idea for children to understand as well as on the football field, earning Association's executive council re- and actually realize where their food "We wanted to try to expand the "They had a lot of tour guides that "Robin Hatley's record of success National Dean's List recognition in view nominations submitted by the comes from." activities that the kids can be involved were helping. They had gone through speaks highly of his abilities and his medical school, graduating with dis- university alumni, faculty and staff During a break, free milk was in and to plan it at a convenient time," a lot of trouble," Moody said. "They concern for his fellow man," Bailey tinction from the University of Ken- for the Outstanding Alumnus award provided for the children, and a picnic he said. had some really nice things in the said, "and we are pleased that he will tucky College of Medicine and re- and for the university's Hall of Distin- area was provided for those who chose The committee then sent letters to greenhouses, and the children liked return to Richmond to receive this ceiving Alpha Omega Alpha Honor guished Alumni and select award re- to bring lunch. the principals of certain elementary seeing the grapefruits growing on the honor from his Alma Mater." Society membership. cipients. "It's really an agriculture depart- schools in order to pass the informa- trees." Earn up to $100+ per | 135 EAST month at I MAIN DOWNTOWN TONIGHT famous DOLLAR PITCHERS and RICHMOND FREE HOT DOGS PLASMA CENTER 7:00-9:00 S.1624-9814 7. 125 S. Third St. I IT'S TIME FOR DOMINO'S PIZZA". 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"I'm an elephant leaning about a half million dollars during his Editor off a cliff with his tail tied to a daisy,*' or her lifetime in lost taxes and money Judge Ray Com s, his hands stuffed as he put it that would be paid in state assistance. There's more to in his pockets and his tone casual, Corns spoke to a group of about 50 That lost revenue could go toward summed up what he hopes will come educators Saturday at Berea College, education or other programs, Corns out of Kentucky's landmark educa- telling them the future looks bright for said. sunglasses than tion reform package. Kentucky's children. He also spoke of the need to edu- "When I was in elementary school "We will be in the Renaissance of cate prisoners. A pilot program, in Lewis County my sixth grade education," he said, citing a headline "Sentence to Learn," allows prison- meets the eye. teacher told me. 'There's a ladder in a New York Times supplement on ers to work toward their General called opportunity, and you can c I im b education that read. "Kentucky leads Equivalency Degree while serving it as high as you can go. But yon can the way." tune. only get on it in the schoolhouse.' Corns, who said he expects to see About 33 people are enrolled in DR. WILLIAM R. ISAACS "I hope we can put the ladder of measurable results in education in 3 to the program, be said. Optometrist opportunity in every schoolhouse," he 5 years, challenged the audience to "I say to them, 'If you want pro- said. "If we can do that, we have "educate Kentuckians on the value of bation and don't have a high school DR. C. L. DAVIS something to be proud of." education." degree... you have to get your GED. Optometrist Corns, whose 1988 decision de- "We have to realize that any time Would you rather team or go to jail?' clared funding for public schools un- we have a failing system, it affects all And, they see they light," he said DR .WILLIAM T. REYNOLDS fair and was the basis for a massive of us," he said. lightly. "It seems to work." Optometrist education overhaul, said he is opti- According to one figure, a high The speech was sponsored by mistic about the future of education in school drop out will cost the state Friends of KET. 228 W. Main Richmond, Ky. Open Mon - Sat 8:30 a.m. - 5:00 p.m Insurance Welcome All Brands of Contacts Police beat Compiled by Terry Sebastian Medical Cards ______Soft & Semi-Soft Credit Terms 623-3358 Permalens Available Bifocal Contacts The following reports have been the area of the chapel. It was discovered Tracy Gilbert Martin Hall, reported filed with the university'* divUon of that one of several Greek banners hanging that someone had broken the windshield Member of Kentucky Optometric Association of her vehicle while it was parked in the public aafctj: from the upper railing had been set on fire. EUendale Parking Lot Apr! 13: The fire was extinguished. Richard Bowling. Palmer HaD. re- Kuabcrly Miller. Martin HaD, re- Gerald Scboea, Brockton, reported ported that his vehicle had been vandal- ported the theft of her pune from the the theft of his wallet from the baseball ized while it was parked in the Van Hoose library. locker room of Alumni Coliseum. Elisabeth Baker. Foster Building. Parking LoL Donna Clark. Case Hall, reported April 14: reported the theft of a compact disk player that an envelope belonging to Volanda James Bark*. Miuox Hall, reported from the Foster Building. Bradford. Case Hall, had been stolen. the theft of his rear window louven from his vehicle while it was parked in the April 18: April 20: Mattox Parking Lot Bruce Bonar, Rosa Drive, reported that someone had thrown a can through a Jerome L. Angel, 21, Paris, was ar- window of Room 100 of Model Labora- rested and charged alcohol intoxication. April IS: Brian Krag McAMatcr. 22. Kecne tory School The following reports appearing la HaD, was arrested and charged with pos- Cralg Boyatt. Todd Hall, reported "Police Bear have been resolved la session of marijuana, possession of drug that his vehicle had been damaged while it Madison District Court. These follow- paraphernalia, cultivating marijuana, pos- was parked in the Van Hoose Parking Lot. up reports represent only the Judge's session of Schedule II narcotic, posses- James Knoth, Todd Hall, reported decision In each case. sion of Schedule III narcotic and posses- the sounding of the fire alarm. The Richmond Fire Department responded and sion of steroids. Patricia Jackson pleaded guilty to James Hyde. Brewer Building, re- found that the fire had been extinguished. Congratulations her March 29 charge of DM and was fined ported a vehicle belonging to Maxte Robert R. Glacoletti. 49. Clinton. Ind., was arrested and charged with driv- $407.50. Her charge of speeding was dis- Witbam, Albany, had been broken into ing under the influence of drugs. missed. Seniors and Collage Graduates while parked in Alumni Coliseum Parking Teddy R. Hendrick Jr. pleaded guilty Lot April 19: to his March 31 charge of DUI. and it was Thomas Eaton Root Jr. 22. Char- amended to careless driving. He was fined You have done it! And Britton Chevrolet- lotte, N.C.. was arrested and charged with Christopher L. Hollar. 20. 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The university is Continued from Front page Continued from Front page making an effort to teat and see if they can't expand it," Flanagan said. ties from the federal government by the university is helping to find solutions punishing the company at fault with a to recycling problems. Concerns have surfaced in the petty fine to appease the feds. "We have a pilot program in which past year at to die feasibility of "Slap-on-the-hand enforcement we are recycling in high volume areas," students who wish to do voluntary action can keep the EPA from taking Flanagan said, recycling of their own with alumi- action on an industry,'' Harker said. Flanagan said recycling is going on, num cans and paper. "It is done to keep the EPA from being among other places, at the university University regulations prohibit notified and taking action. It is more print shop, registration center and the the stockpiling of paper. profitable to pollute and pay those main computer center in the Perkins silly little Tines rather than clean it This is due to fire code regula- up." Harker illustrated the lack of Building. tions and because cans can cause environmental control by the govern- Flanagan and Joe Schwendeman, problems with roaches and bugs in ment cabinet with a story of a family vice president for administrative affairs, the buildings, according to Jean- in Bullitt County who were unsus- began the program. neue Crockett, dean of student life. pecting victims of environmental neg- "He and I discussed it and decided to "I think it is one thing to deckle ligence. start one with the president's blessing," to protect our environment and "There was a family in Bullitt Flanagan said. another to protect our environment County that had been drinking con- Flanagan said the university is at- taminated water with cancer-causing on a day-to-day basis,'' Crockett tempting to do its pan. agents. The cabinet had known about He said it would "be a good commu- it and never told them,*' Harker said. She said that although the uni- nity citizen"by not addingto the landfills Harry Moberly, D-Richmond, had versity is hoping to try and find WatCh it Wiggle *r^,*»*.y SUSAN COLEMAN mine county. a similar viewpoint on the relation- ways to help the environment, ship between politics in Kentucky and He said the possibility of expanding Cyndi McQueary, 20, a Junior public relations major Jeii-O wrestles with Angela McAdams, 21, people who recycle should do it in a the environment. He said he thinks the program is realistic, with expansion a special education for the hearing Impaired major last Wednesday at the Baptist Student way that is organized and does not local interests are one of the reasons Union. The Jell-O wrestling event took place April 18 as a fellowship activity at the BSU. on the horizon as early as next fall. the committee on Natural Resources "At this juncture, the university affect present living conditions. and Environment does not get a lot of strong environmental bills passed. "Some legislators may be more interested in being in the environment committee because they are trying to protect particular interests in their area, not the environment," Moberly said. Moberly also said the environ- ment is not thought of the same way by all legislators. "There is not one view that legis- lators have on the environment. Their view is based on where they're from and their constituency," Moberly said. Moberly expressed his philoso- We Have The phy on the amount of environmental legislation that is passed in a session. "You try to get as much done as you can, arid you take what you can get," Moberly said. Environmental legislation is not the primary issue of the session be- cause legislators don't have enough Fferfect Job time or just do not want to get in- volved in a sticky subject like the en- vironment, according to lobbyist Karen Armstrong-Cummings. "Sometimes the legislators just don't want to hear about it," Arm- strong-Cummings said. "There are 138 legislators and there is not enough time to educate all of them about the For Nurses issues. "Environmental issues are per- ceived as being complex and contro- versial." ■ Although the panelists expressed a negative attitude through their speeches, all mentioned ways people can help the environmental movement. Who Know Moberly said people need to stay interested and involved in the envi- ronment to change in the go vemmeni. S "I urge you all to keep your inter- est in the environment. When public pressures are exerted, advancements cap be made, but to make the process work, you are going to have to influ- Exactly What ence legislators," Moberly said. "I think it is going to take a wave of citizen-support to get anything done in the environment," Moberly added. Harker said that people getting in- volved by being environmental watch- dogs is something that the govern- ment is forcing people to do already They Want. because of its lack of control. EVEN IF WHAT THEY WANT CHANGES. We can offer such Correction a wide range of choices because we're more than just another Louis- A story in last week's Progress incorrectly identified Dr. Joe Schwen- ville hospital. We're four. deaaan. He is vice president of admin- We're Humana Hospitals Audubon, Southwest, Suburban and istrative affairs. University of Louisville, and we each have something unique to offer. DOORBUSTER SALE Yet the nurses who work for one of us, actually work for ail of us. 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Humana Hospital-Southwest WOLFF' TANNING VISITS Humana Hospital-Suburban visit) Humana Hospital-University of Louisville '<•• NO LOUT - USB VISITS Before Dec. 31. 1990 Coupon Expires 5/16/90 ^V STUDIO 27 EKU By-pass An Equal Opportunity Employer. 624-2727 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 26,1990 A7 Campus news Mock accident Library will continue to offer periodicals By James Morrison Staff writer ££ For our size, toe The university library periodicals have a really « - program, along with those of other institutions, has considered the possi- good collection. bility of not providing services for — Mary Anne Pewey students. University libraries such as those Mary Anne Dewey. a university at Western Kentucky University and librarian and an assistant professor, the University of Kentucky have cut back on their periodicals and profes- helps manage the periodicals. sional magazines due to increases in Dewey said the staff composes a the cost involved with ordering and list of periodicals which have a poten- mailing them. tial subscription and then the staff The periodical program provides decide what to order. professional journals for students who "We get all the information that is are majoring in particular fields like necessary to make the list," Dewey law enforcement and nursing. said. "For our size, we have a really The staff of the John Grant Crabbe good collection." Library do not see any major prob- Many people on the library staff lems making periodicals available to are confident the periodicals will be university students. maintained despite the increase in sub- "I think we've done very well. scription rates and postage for the The faculty has used restraint in what they've requested, and we provide magazines. what is needed." said Gene vie ve Clay, The periodicals staff also attempts a university librarian and an assistant to have university faculty members professor who helps in ordering peri- assist in the selection process of re- odicals for the library. ceiving new magazines. ~"*3£*5g*l The current program provides "We have faculty members fill out 3.900 different periodicals for stu- a form and tell them about the periodi- i dents. Among the periodicals avail- cals and show them how it can be used able are magazines, journals and news- in their classes," said Ken Barksdale, letters. coordinator of collections and devel-' According to Clay, when the li- opment. 'Then we evaluate and put it brary orders a magazine or a periodi- \ cal, the personnel use criteria such as in priority order. the sample issue and the subscription "We look at cost factors, we look. price to decide whether it should be at potential use, and we look at their MI|I used or riot. Each title the library uses own recommendations." •, ■1 must be justified. Barksdale said the rise in cost was ' The state institutions' libraries due lo different reasons. A mock accident conducted by Richmond subscription rate has increased 11 He said some magazines had be- -! Police, Fire Department and Ambulance percent every year since 1986, but come popular and the cost grew with ' ^9 IS Service, In conjuctlon with Madison Central money allotted for the materials has their popularity. He also said materi- High School, was aimed at leaving a lasting increased only 4 percent each year. als such as paper and ink have in- ' impression on students concerning the Clay said to compensate, the li- V dangera of drinking and driving. The man brary had to use money from iu book creased the price of the periodicals ', injured, above, and the student being given a fund to buy periodicals. and (hat postage to deliver the pcriodi, 2 *:rj|l!| sobriety test, below, bring home the point. One example of the price increase cals has become a large expense. 'j j for magazine subscriptions is "Com- "We haven't gone back and can- _-. „«../.•. Progress photos by JONATHAN ADAMS puters in Industry'' which increased eeled anything that the faculty has or- its subscription from $135 to $298. dered," Barksdale said. THEFTS Continued from Front page Tuesday Night Case has had three or four incidents of theft this semester, but she said "basi- Ladies' & Import Night cally we haven't had any major re- Ladies Drinks .750 ports." Public safety has programs that Richmond's New Sports Bar 624^ Import Pitchers $2.50 inform students about hall theft. Walker said, but not many students THE BEST LITTLE STOREHOUSE IN TOWN" show up to the programs. NO HIDDEN CHARGES - MORE FOR YOUR MONEY There is no new programs. The 24 HOUR Come down for our ACCESS same program fits this situation," SELF-STORAGE NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED pool Tournament Every Wednesday Night Walker said. "Like I said, the majority 10% STUDENT DISCOUNT of thefts lake place in unattended UNITS Tuesday! Small Bottle Special rooms. 5'X10' "The university already provides 10' X10' 623-4535 3 for $1.00 students an extreme anti-theft device. itrxir OR It's called a lock and a key lo their 10'X20* Monday room. Students need to lock their doors 10'X30' 623-4568 even when they lake a shower." OTHER SIZES Weekend Extender Thursday thru Saturday The university is not alone in AVAILABLE 630 BIG HILL AV RICHMOND $1.50 Pitchers $1.50 Pitchers dealing with theft. Other universities in Kentucky also Office at Johnson Diamond Exchange $1.00 Turkeys $1.00 Turkeys have a substantial amount of theft to deal with as well. Terry Watts, a spokesman for the University of Kentucky's campus police, said UK has a problem with theft, mostly in its classroom build- ings. "Right now we have a lot of theft in our classroom areas," Watts said. "Students are leaving their purses and backpacks unattended while they get a reference book or go to the restroom. "We have a 35 percent recovery rate on stolen items. That's not bad when some places only have a 10 percent recovery rale." The university's recovery rate this semesters averages about 10 percent. Lt. Richard Kirby, an officer at Western Kentucky University's pub- lic safety, said Western's high theft area is textbooks. "We don't have a lot of theft in classrooms or in the halls because most of the students lock their doors," Kirby said. "We have textbook theft." But he added, "Our bookstore has a good method of catching stolen books." Kirby said students have to show identification and sign receipts before selling a book, and by looking at the It took Freud 38 years to understand it receipt, it is easy lo see who sold the book back. Along with UK and WKU, the You have one night. © university has a high rate of theft involving vehicles. The psych exam is in 12 hours. And your id wants to party. Your ego wants to conk out. But your superego knows you need to stay awake "I would say this year, our parking VIVARIN lot vandalism has risen," Walker said. tonight to cram. According to public safety's rec- Fortunately, you've got Vrvarin. It helps keep you awake and mentally ords, there have been 30reported thefts involving vehicles this semester. Last alert for hours. Safely and conveniently. So all your brainpower can focus semester, 33 theft involving vehicles on understanding the brain. were reported. If Freud had used Vrvarin, maybe he could have understood the brain Walker said public safety has been patrol ling the university'sparking lots C IWOMMfhJUlrw Berctum C IV90 M*mund **•rreud cup?"*" ■ *represented h> The fc*er MM Aflrno Bevrrl* Hllh < A Revive with VIVARIN! I Mr n directed < iuniaam caffeine equivalent of two m more frequently to prevent theft lo student's vehicles. * iJ A8 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 26,1990 Campus news THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY. SIBS Continued from Front page And they're both repre- sented by the insignia you wear Li'l Sibs Weekend from other univer- sities. Whayne said. as a member of the Army Nurse "A lot of different schools have Corps. The caduceus on the left one," said Ron Henrich, RHA vice- means you're part of a health care president. "We get a lot of ideas from system in which educational and other schools." Henrich added that RHA organ- career advancement are the rule, ized a Li'l Sibs Weekend because not the exception. The gold bar students complained about the uni- on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're versity not having one. earning a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713, Henrich, who brought his 10-year- Clifton, NJ 07015. old brother, said that threatening rain throughout the weekend decreased at- tendance since several of the events ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALLYOU CAN BE. were scheduled to be held outside. Henrich added that attendance was down from last year even though there was more publicity for this year's event Each residence hall submitted two Western programs, one definite and one alter- X3jaxxjt^x33«XKCCt-cvrTirir-r native, and RHA decided which ones would be most entertaining for the youngsters, according to Henrich. Western Steer, Steer "WhileRHA sponsors it," Whayne said, "I do want to give credit to hall Family councils and hall staffs that organize the events — it was super to see." While there is no set age range for 624-1193 the weekend, Henrich said most of the STE2.KH0USS activities were geared to "Li'l Sibs" ages 6 through 14. M £ University residents with oppo- • Fraa let Craam with auary maal site-gendered guests 7 years old or 1094 Barnes Mill Road • Fraa Prink ■•fill* older had to make arrangements for (follow E. by Pass post 1-75) • ianquat Facllltlai Rumania their guests to stay in a residence hall corresponding with their sex. Henrich said he sees his brother I about once every two months and that Up a tree Buy one Try our new they enjoyed swimming and playing Mathew Kittle, along with Cassldy and Callahan Mclntosh ■ tug-of-war together. try to climb a tree Sunday in the Ravine. BUFFET BRR "We had a great time," Henrich SteerBurger said. "He was sorry he had to go." Dinner at the & Receiue a I regular price FREE Baked I 'Changing of guard' ($2.89), and ge Potato. Student regent Childress to step down, another for 0NLV $3.99 Whatley to replace him next semester Bar includes Meats, Hot By Ken Hollo way 0NLV 69*! Uegetables, Cool Salad Items, - News editor All dinners serued with Fresh Fruit, Desserts, Serued While many members on the Board choice of baked pototo or iv/Hot, Homemade Veast of Regents still have some time left to trench fries. serve on the Board, the student mem- Rolls. ber position on the Board will see "the Up to 4 paopla can uta a coupon. Not ualld with Up to 4 paopla can uta a coupon. Not ualld with changing of the guard." any othar spaclal offart. any othar spaclal offart. Scott Childress, who is the current member on the Board and former president of the university Student Association, will officially end his term after the summer and turn the reins over to Marsha Whatley who is the new president of Student Associa- WE NEED YOU . tion. "It is a real privilege to represent the students at Eastern Kentucky University and being on the Board of Regents gives me that opportunity to Whatley Childress voice the students' concerns," Whatley is that the student representative serves education at the institution and re- said. only one year. viewing objectives that needed to be Whatley said she feels she can According to Childress, it lakes accomplished. contribute to the Board because of her about two Board meetings to get the At the end of the retreat, Childress diversity in being in Student Associa- feel of what the board is trying to said the Chairman of the Board said a Eastern Kentucky University tion, working with the university ad- accomplish and to become familiar quote he will never forget. ministrators, the Greek system and with the other members on the Board. "He stood up and said 'We don't being a Resident Assistant "It is tough for the student mem- want to push the wagon anymore. We "I think my diversity in listening ber to quickly develop a sense of want to be pulling the wagon' which to the other leaders on campus and character at the Board level and to be means that we want to be out in front taking their opinions and presenting able to express themselves right off concerning higher education," Chil- them to the Board of Regents will be the bat," Childress said. "I do think dress said. an opportunity that will be fulfilling," B°4*D that all of the Board members have Because the Board of Regents Whatley said. been excellent in listening to what the usually makes the final decision on 128 POWELL BUILDING • RICHMOND, KENTUCKY 40475 While one student member is students have to say and what I had to what happens on this campus, Whatley preparing for the task ahead, the other say. I received nothing but respect said she is going to work hard to student member is reflecting on what from all the Board members." prepare herself before each meeting to If you want to become involved in any of was learned throughout this past year. Childress said one of the most answer the questions fromothermem- Childress said one of the strong productive meetings that he has been bers on the Board. points of being on the Board was seeing to was the retreat that the Board mem- "I think it is going to take a lot of the following committees of the Univer- exactly what goes on at this university bers took this semester. time, but I think it is going to be like reviewing figures on the budget He said the two-day retreat con- rewarding if some of the pieces of sity Center Board Activities, please sign and studying projects for the future. sisted of the members talking about legislation concerning students inter- But Childress said one of the student needs, library services, stu- ests are passed and ac hie ved," Whatley up in the Office of Student Activities. negatives about serving on the board dent/faculty relationships, quality of said. benchmark, a comparison of univer- sors at each individual institutions. SALARIES sity salaries with die salaries at other Among 26 institutions in the re- Continued from Frontpage similar institutions. gion similar to Eastern, the bench- Fine Arts But he noted that the salaries at mark median is $37,471. formancc from the merit pool. other institutions might also go up Eastern placed first in the state Lectures Baugh said that some faculty mem- which could change the benchmark among regional/comprehensive in- bers could receive more of an increase median. stitutions with an all-ranks average in salary due to the merit system, Funderburk said he is making salary of $35,004 — 7 percent away Pop Concerts while others may not receive any faculty salary increases a priority from the median. money from the merit system at all. because the university wants to con- Northern was second with While not revealing the actual tinue to be competitive with other $34,427; followed by Western with Publicity salary increase in the 1990-91 budget, universities in terms of obtaining and $34,199; Murray with $32,568; Ken- university president Dr. Manly Fun- keeping good faculty members. tucky State with $31,717; and More- dcrburk, who will present the budget Funderburk said the total budget head with $30,906. Special Activities proposals to the Board for approval recommendation to the Board will be The benchmark median for re- Saturday, said there will be a signifi- over $100 million, breaking that mark search institutions was $46,957. The cant increase. for the first time. Last year's budget University of Kentucky had an all- Additional help is needed in the set-up area and "What we are going to recom- was $91 million. ranks average salary of $42,008 or 11 mend is something better than we have According to Funderburk, about percent away from reaching the me- technical side of the committees, such as with the had in the last 10 years," Funderburk $51 million of the amount will come dian. said. "It is a significant amount. Just from state appropriations and the other The benchmark median for urban sound system and lighting of the event. If you have exactly how it is going to shake out, I half will come from fees, tuition, dor- universities was $45,137. The Uni- just don't want to talk too much about mitory/room rentals, food service, the versity of Louisville had an all-ranks any of these interests or skills we're interested in you. that before we get the actual thing bookstore, athletic events and state financial aid. average salary of $39,761 or 12 per- taken care of. cent away from reaching the median. "I think the Board will agree with Clark said the Council collects an what we have because it is a good all-ranks average salary from each Clark said state budget limits in plan. But I just don't want to talk too institution from the surrounding states the mid-1980s hurt the efforts of the much about recommendations and sec to come up with a benchmark average state universities to keep up with insti- them in print before those recommen- for the salaries at the state universi- tutions in other states. For example, GET INVOLVED . . . SIGN UP NOW! dations are finalized." ties. An all-ranks salary is determined the General Assembly put a 2 percent Funderburk said the uni versi ry will by collecting and averaging the sala- salary cap on raises in 1984-85 and a 128 Powell Building • 622-3855 probably gain some in terms of reach- ries of instructors, assistant profes- 3 percent salary cap on raises in 1985- ing 100 percent of the faculty salary sors, associate professors and profes- 86, he said. ArtsB2,3 Activities B4,5 Section Sports B6-8 Accent 6 The Eastern Progress Thursday, April 26. 1990 Tom Puckett, editor Creative-writing seminar returns to campus in June By Tom Puckett Features editor Maybe you plan to enter a career that requires a good deal of communi- cation, and you think your prose could use a little polishing. Or maybe you've got the "great American novel" hidden away in your desk drawer, just waiting for someone who can appreciate your talent In either case, the annual EKU Creative Writing Conference, to be held on campus June 18-22, will help you go one step further toward your dream of being a published poet or author. Dr. William Sutton, who coordinates the conference with his wife. Dr. Dorothy Mosely Sution, said the conference has become something of a tradition at the university. "It started in 1963." he said. "So we've had 27 or 28 of them, and this is the 18th time for me." The conference offers one hour of college credit as ENG 503, Creative Writing, for undergraduate students. Graduate students and non-students are also encouraged to participate. In order to enroll, each participant must submit an acceptable short story or four poems before June 1. "I'm really not all that selective," he said. "They don't have to be a Nobel Prize winner or anything, but I do reserve the right to review or reject the manuscripts." Fees for the participants are $50 for undergraduate students, $72 for graduates and $138-S2O0 for out-of-state students. Once enrolled, students will spend a full week discussing their own and others' work in round table discussions and will have a chance lo hear several established authors' "constructive criticism" of their work Progrtss photo by LESLIE YOUNG Sutton attempts to recruit a different panel of authors for each year's Professional author James Sherburne helps Model students Derek Moore, left, and Steven Sexton perfect their writing skins. conference and said the choice is usually limited by practical considerations. "We don't have a lot of money to spend to bring authors in," he explained, "but I still don't feel handicapped in that respect because I'm amazed at the number of talented authors who are within a day's driving distance. "I've really been able to call the cream-of-the-crop in terms of the people who live in the area and in the surrounding states." Spreading the word This year's panel will be comprised of three authors: Sena Naslund, Mary Ann Taylor-Hall and Jonathan Greene. Greene is the author of 12 books, including "Peripatetics," "Glossary of Author-in-residence helps local students develop creative talents the Everyday" and "Scaling the Walls." He has received a Fellowship from the National Endowment for the Arts and his fiction and poetry have appeared By Lee McClellan Topics written by the participants in the seminar ranged from pastoral in 80 magazines and numerous anthologies. Staff writer mountain streams to smelly sewer treatment plants. Since 1965, Greene has served as editor and publisher at Gnomon Press. In the seminar, these diversities of subject matter were handled by Hall, a Chicago native, received a master's degree in dramatic literature Sherburne with a sentence: "All of us are gentle, violent manic, depres- As a professional ad copywriter for 20 years, James Sherburne burned from Columbia University and has taught at several universities around the out on the hustle and bustle for the almighty dollar which is inherent in the sive. Learn to heighten your awareness of those consistent inconsisten- country. Her fiction has appeared in a number of prestigious literary maga- advertising game. cies." /.incs.and she has been awarded a PEN/Syndicatcd Fiction Prize as well as He left the business in 1968, intent on writing a novel. Sherbume's Chris Estrada, a 15-year-old high school student and a participant in a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts. the seminar said the experience has helped him in his writing. plans came to fruition in 1970 with the publication of his first novel, Naslund has also won an NEA fellowship, as well as two fellowships from "I plan to be a writer," Estrada said. "It's hard to do. It's a good excuse "Hacey Miller." the Kentucky Foundation for Women. Her work has been published in many Now that he has achieved his dream of publishing a novel, he has to be unemployed." literary magazines and a collection of her short stories titled "Ice Skating at His classmate, Joyce Shin, had a differing opinion on her reasons for decided to give some of it back. Sherburne brought his talent with words the North Pole" was published in 1989. She currently teaches at the University to Model High School the week of April 9-13 as pan of the Kentucky Arts participating in the workshop. "Well, although I wouldn't want to be a writer, I thought the seminar of Louisville and is editor of the The Louisville Review. Council's Artist-in-Residence program. Sutton said students should not expect their manuscripts to be unduly "The main thrust of the program is to get quality arts experience to will be pan of learning to appreciate writing," Shin said. "Mostly right now, I'm impressed praised. students," said Martin Newell, direc- 'The purpose of the conference is to find out what we need to be working with my classmates and their writ- tor of the Kentucky Arts Council. on," he said. "I tell them right at the beginning that we can't learn anything ing." "The best of all possible worlds is 6 6 All of us are gentle, violent, manic, if we only talk about what's good in their manuscripts." when you plant that seed in a student Sherburne became interested in and it grows," Newell said. depressive. Learn to heighten your azvareness the Artist-in-Residence program As an author of 10 novels, Sher- through his wife. burne could easily serve as the men- of those consistent inconsistencies. 9 * "My wife is an actress and a direc- tor who plants the seed of inspiration tor, and heard about the program from in his students. —James Sherburne an article in the paper. She has done ^ ^^^^^^^^^ the program for about nine years," His published work includes the ^^^■^HBH^^BHH^^^^^M mm novels "Stand Like Men" and "Hacey Sherburne said. Miller" along with the historical mystery series "Paddy Moretti." His interest peaked when he joined his wife for a joint seminar. "I noticed a lot of the kids like writing, and 1 needed tofullfill that need. "We did a joint residency in Hickman. and that is the most fun. We I called Jim Sherburne," said Connie Wolfe, co-coordinator for gifted wrote a play and my wife directed and produced," he said. students at Model School. As a writer and not a teacher, Sherbume's influences come from the "Gifted kids need a mentor," Wolfe said, "to really grab on to go with writings of the common man. it" "The writers of the proletariat school affected me—James T. Farrell, The Artist-in-Residence program Sherburne hosted at Model School John Steinbeck," Sherburne said. was attended by interested students from the elementary to college levels. He also cites Dashiel Hammett and Raymond Chandler as major For one hour each day, seminar participants met to discuss their influences in his writing. previous day's writings and receive more writing assignments for the next Sherbume's success has been more critical than financial. session. "I have not had a bestseller, no Hollywood sale. My novels have been While discussing the students' writings, Sherburne instructed pupils published abroad. They have been well-received critically,"he said. on such themes as characterization, time and place settings, dialogue and His job gratification, therefore, does not come from the money. plot development "Nobody tells me what to do, and I couldn't do that in advertising," Photo submitted Herman Melville once said, "All fiction is autobiography." This obser- Sherburne said. "I don't get paid much, but I have the freedom to do my Jonathan Greene will be among conference panelists. vation by Melville describes the subject matter of the students' writings. own thing." Geology professor has developed talent for looking below the surface ByTedSchultz interested in just how the caves different models for the development cated and more useful to us." Staff writer evolved; how they were formed by the of limestone caves," Ewers said. Ewers noted several benefits which groundwater. That grew gradually into "Given a particular set of geologi- can be derived from the field of ground- Dr. Ralph Ewers, a professor in a general interest in groundwater. So I cal boundary conditions: the topogra- water. the geology department at the univer- consider myself a specialist really in phy, where the streams are and the "A lot of people, particularly in sity, has an interesting bobby. groundwater in limestone bedrock." characteristics of the rocks, you can rural settings, take their water to wells Ewers, who teaches geology, Ewers said that research has helped determine to a large extent the type of that penetrate the limestone aquef- chemistry and biology, studies and him gain prominence in the ground- pattern of water- fi lied caves that will ers," he said. "A lot of other people in specializes in groundwater research. water field. exist in a particular area," Ewers said. communities around Kentucky and He has been flown around the world to "Whatever prominence I have, it "That's one of the more satisfying around eastern North America rely on study water sources. is by research and publishing that things that I've done." either large wells that take ground wa- "In order to study groundwater research," he said. "I've been involved Ewers said that people have been ter directly,or they rely on large springs you have to know a lot about geol- in teaching a number of short courses interested in groundwater since the for their water supply." ogy," Ewers said. "Our students, for groundwater people. In fact it's time of the Greeks, and that a French- Ewers mentioned the Lexington though they're wanting to be ground- now virtually a yearly affair. We teach man actually started the mathematical area, Elizabeth town, Fort Campbell water experts, have to be first and a short course in how to deal with quantification of groundwater. and Livingston as a few of the cities foremost first-class geologists. limestone aquefers for geologists and He explained that the Frenchman that obtain their water from springs. "Geology is one of those bastard engineers and environmental techni- needed to produce a water supply for "But even if you don't use springs," sciences. It uses chemistry, and it uses cal people." the city of Paris and needed to fix he said, "or use wells, you still end up biology, and it uses physics. It uses all Ewers has made many accomplish- some sand filters to cleanse the water. drinking groundwater because stream s of the traditional sciences turned ments in his field. His doctoral disser- He developed a quantitative way of don' t stop flowing when the rain stops. toward studying the rocks of the earth." tation involved three models: one at studying groundwater, and then his The reason for that is that they are Ewers said he became interested Mammoth Cave, one at Cumberland set of equations were applied to the constantly being fed by groundwater in groundwater through his experi- Plateau and one in Switzerland in the movement of groundwater by others seeping out of the rocks. Even if you're ence in caves. Alps. after him. drinking lake water or ri verwater, a lot "I got into it in a rather strange sort He co-authored a paper, along with "Nowadays, we attempt to model of the time you're drinking groundwa- of way," he said. "I was a cave ex- Dr. James Quinlan, on techniques for aquefers in computer simulations." ter." plorer. The caves, of course, are th in g s monitoring for contaminants in lime- Ewers said. "Modeling it not only "We can get along without oil and that are produced by groundwater. stone aquefers. where the water is going, but how gas if we have to," Ewers said. "I Groundwater flowing through the The paper won the Bumell Award, contaminants might move in a num- mean, we won't die without it But we limestone bedrock dissolves in caves which was given by the Geological ber of situations. Those sorts of mod- can't get along without water. and forms them. Society of America. els are having some modest amount of "It's absolutely essential to us. We Progress photo by MIKE MORRIS I'd always had an interest in "The thing I'm perhaps most proud success now, and I suppose in years to need to keep it in a pure and clean Dr. Ralph Ewers has risen to the top In underground research. geology from a very young age. I got of is having formulated a couple of come they will become more sophisti- stale, as pure and clean as we can." B2 Arts & Entertainment The Eastern Progress Thursday, April 26, 1990 Greg Watts, editor Battlecries: The Trojan Women' filled with desperation, sorrow, eternal hope Campus culture By Susan Gayle Reed A weekly guide to «irts & entertainment StaN writer It is the story of sorrow, anguish and blind hope. Q Music The university theatre depart- Pianist Richard Crosby will be giving a recital this evening at 7:30 ment's production of Euripides' "The in Hiram Brock Auditorium of the Coates Adminstration Building. Trojan Women" based on the (all of Crosby, coordinator of keyboard studys, will be presenting works ranging from early Baroque to late 20th-century. Troy is a story depicting the cruelty of The recital features Bach's "Chaconne in D minor," Mozart's war and the unfairness to its victims. "Rondo in d major," Maurice Ravel's "Sonatine in F# minor and " 10 The drama is set in the ruins of the Variations on a Schubert Landler," by Lee Hoiby. recently defeated Troy where we find The concert is free and open to the public. the fallen queen Hecuba wearing not □ Theatre robes—but rags—and chained to the The university production of Euripides' "The Trojan Women," ground crying in anguish over the loss will run through April 28 at 8 p.m. in Gifford Theatre of the Jane F. ofhercity. Campbell Building. All of the men of Troy have cither The play details the lives of the women left over from the been killed or have fled the city while aftermath of the Trojan War. the women, much to their horror, have Tickets for the play arc S4 for students/senior citizens and $5 for adults. For more information, call the theatre box office at 1323. been left behind to become slaves to the Greeks. a Art Hecuba's daughter-in-law, An- The Bachelor of Fine Arts candidates exhibition opens April 30 dromache, played by Jenny and runs through May 10 in Giles Gallery of the Jane F. Campbell McCutcheon, arrives bringing with Building. her, her only son, only to be struck The featured works are by Rebecca Davis and Mark Evans in printmaking and ceramics, respectively. with the fact that the Greeks will not Progreuphotoby MIKE MORRIS Gallery hours are Monday through Friday 9:15 a.m.-4:30 p.m. allow the child to live because he is the Cassandra (Jennifer Speaks) and Hecuba (Patricia Smith Johns) sit In the ruins of Troy, mourning Sunday 2 p.m.-5 p.m. For more information, call 1629. The exhibit son of Hector, a Trojan hero. the fall of a once great city and contemplating the bleak possibilities for the surviving women. is free and open to the public. The plot revolves around the the audience over the loss of her hus- play. While the women are dishev- audience with a lot of feeling and women expressing their fears and fu- band and the cruel death of her son by eled in ragged, torn dresses and bare emotion by the cast A Performing Arts Showcase will be presented May 2 at 7 p.m. in ries at the injustices of war, and the Greek hands. feet, Helen and Menelaus, played by The only real problem I found Gifford Theatre of the Jane F. Campbell building. glimmer of hope that one day they will The set, designed by Wesley Jay Tara Harlow and Jeff Manzanares, are during the play was not with the play Featured in the show are student dancers and vocalists accompa- again see their beloved Troy restored Akers and Charles Lister, is incredi- attired in gold-trimmed tunics, san- itself, but with the heat in Gilford nied by the Percussion Ensemble from the music department. to its original beauty. bly realistic — a stoney, Wood-spat- dals and jewels. Theatre. The performance is free and open to the public. For more informa- tion, contact the theatre department at 13 IS. Patricia Smith Johns is excellent tered ruin. When combined with the The chorus of women was in com- On the night I watched the produc- as Hecuba. Her anguish and sorrow is lighung, these elements give the audi- plete unison as they proclaimed the tion there were only a handful of people Q Music very believable, allowing the audi- ence the actual feeling of being in the tragic events after the Trojan war. in the auditorium and the temperature The Richmond Choral Society will present its annual pops concert ence to experience the pain through cenierof war-ravaged Troy. The play is an excellent produc- was as hot as a sauna. May 4 at 8 p.m. in Gifford Theatre of the Jane F. Campbell Building. her face, her voice and her manners. In the final sequence of the play, tion with great detail applied to the However, this problem will proba- The show will feature popular songs from the 1920s and 1940s. She communicates the fallen the lighting is spectacular when the setting and costumes. bly be taken care of before the actual Several selections from the hit Broadway musical, "Les Miserables," queen's sadness and fury with a will be performed by the 70-member chorus. Also included in the ravaged city goes up in huge flames. However, The Trojan Women- performance nights. evening's performances are individual acts. The Choral Society is queen's strength and nobility as she The image of fiery flames casts grisly is not something you would want to 'The Trojan Women''begins April directed by Linda H. Everman and accompanied by Tim Brumfield. commands the stage before the play shadows off the actors, set and audi- watch purely for its entertainment 25 and runs through April 28 at 8 p.m. Tickets for the show are $4 for adults and $2 for children aged 12 actually begins, during the intermis- ence for an intense the-world-is-end- value. Tickets are $5 for non-students and $4 and under. Tickets may be purchased through Society members or at sion and throughout the performance. ing effect. The mood of the play is com- for students/senior citizens. For in- the door the night of the show. For more information, contact Genevieve Clay at 1788. 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Ext. 202/204 EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 26,1990 B3 Arts & Entertainment 'People' offers crazy look at advertising Show Choir thunders By Greg Watts sessed with making these insane the ads. Where the action sags, Arts editor into future with music Movie Review characters lovable. For this reason, the sarcastically fumy advertise- DrinkMeiamuceloryou'll gel "Crazy People" the story loses some of its humor ments kick the movie into high cancer and die. and excitement gear. Unfortunately, they have to Truth in advertising has never Rated R Hannah continues to establish constantly kickstart the plot. for Brock concert been funnier — "Crazy People'' *• herself as nothing more than a sec- "Crazy People" should have makes sure of that ond-rate actress. Rather than fill been a lot funnier. Instead, it jumps By James Morrison a Star" with the Jazz Band. This will Emory (Dudley Moore) is a them is cenifiably crazy. the role with believability and from hilarious to hideous. And Staff writer be her third semester working with the brilliant advertising writer with a Or is he? warmth, she patronizes the audi- this makes for a boring screen The university Show Choir will Show Choir. problem. It seems that the stress Moore plays this role with just ence with lots of whines and dull time. When a film runs under 90 make beautiful music during its 10th The group started practicing for of writing lies has finally caught enough bite to make you believe he expressions. minutes, it cannot afford to be in- Annual Concert the presentation after they were fin- up with him. And it shows. really is off by a few degrees. He Moore makes Emory wonder- decisive about where to take the David Greenlee, director of choral ished with The Musk Man." Take his ad for United Air- never seems to be in complete con- fully funny and engaging. His rea- plot. activities, is in charge of the produc- The choir will perform "I Live," a lines. Fly with us because more trol, but neither do the people at the soning is sometimes a bit on the The producers knew this and tion and is enthusiastic about it piece by The Groove, and a Spanish people get where they're going hospital. irrational side, but that's why ev- they did what they knew would "I started the concert at the univer- set called "Fiesta." There will be a — alive. These new, truthful ads The patients at the institution eryone thinks he's insane. make audiences remember an oth- sity in the spring of 1980." Greenlee piece from the 1920s called "There send Emory to the insane asylum. run the gamut from a guy who says Only when the plot tries to get erwise forgettable bittersweet said. "The show choir means that there Will Be no New Tunes on that Old But when the ads accidentally nothing but •'Hello" to a woman serious does Moore become a comedy. They threw in a touch- is choreography involved with the Piano" and "Steppin' Out on Old get sent out 10 publications like who thinks she's William Holden. floundering fish — desperate to ing ending. And one of the film's singers. It's movement to the words; Broadway." The New York Times, Newsweek Yet when Emory tells them find the best angle for humor. funniest ad campaigns to boot. it's the energy of the piece. It's not One number will present a lour of magazine and Time magazine they about the success of his ads and that There are certain elements to Sony will never be the same. necessarily 'dancing' but it is move- American cities called "My Kind of become the new wave in advertis- his boss wants him back, those same this film which make it more than ment" Towns." The show will close with the ing. crazy people decide to help him your average comedy. When they The title of the concert will be patriotic numbers "My Country Tis' Emory becomes the hottest ad work on new ads from the asylum work, they work well. Try not to "Headed for the Future," and it will writer in New York and the only — so he won't have to leave. laugh during the new car scenes. Ratings system of Thee" and "The Battle Hymn of the present a variety of songs. one working out of an insane asy- One member of the group, This is where "Crazy People" Republic." * NO RUSH "I'm really excited about it it's a lum. Kathy (Darryl Hannah), becomes should have been throughout the The concert will be held April 28 ft* COULD SEE "Crazy People," makes great more than an ad writer for Emory; entirety of the film—in a constant lot of hard work," said Rae Jean Ne- at 8 p.m. in the Brock Auditorium of use of advertising gone loony. she becomes his love. state of laughter. ft ft* SHOULD SEE alis, a musk education major from the Coates Administration Building. Especially when the man writing The plot of the story seems ob- The real stars of this movie are **** MUST SEEM! Holton, Ind. Nealis will do a solo Tickets are SI each at the door, and number called "When You Wish Upon there will be no reservations. Warped humor makes 'The Simpsons' Sunday night sensation I will not draw naked ladies in small, blue jewels in the schoolyard. that gave the other family members But herein lies the reason for their In one fell swoop, he has perverted the class. Greg Watts But Bart can do just fine in his own jolts of electric shock. popularity. Homer leads the dullest concepts of good family life. I did not see Elvis. warped little way. Way to go, Maggk! life of any tekvision father to date. And for the viewer, this means Garlic gum is not funny. In another episode, he wants to Lisa, the only other child, is the Marge, the blue beehive-haired wife nothing but laughter. I will not instigate revolution. Circle of impress a group of town losers. So he family tattler. and mother, dispenses some of the Till now, Groenig's name was —Bart Simpson Confusion does what any other 10-year-old would When little Bart decides to take most bizarre homilies to her children. synonymous with anonymity. Let's have a cow, man! do, he saws the head off of the statue snapshots of his better half, Lisa When Lisa is feeling depressed. Matt who? And why not?The Simpson's lend of the town's founding father, Jebe- screams in shocked disbelief, "Mom, Marge tells her that it really doesn't Life in hell? new meaning to the phrase: below- nal wisdom. diah Springfield. Bart's taking a picture of his bun!" matter how she feels on the inside, That's disgusting. How dare he average. What about fighting dirty? As it turns out the losers are not Toad ticker, butt kisser, honor rather, it's how she looks on the out- make light of such mean and bad and Take Homer, for instance. In one "Instead of throwing a punch, you impressed and the townsfolk form a student, apple shiner — these loving side. nasty place. episode, he tries to explain the rules of throw a glob of mud in his eye. Then, lynch-mob to deal with our favorite words are Bart's description of Lisa Way to go. Marge! Shame on you, Man Growing. Or the playground to young Bart when he's distracted, YOU throw a little vandal. when she refuses to give him a cup- They are more true-to-rcal ity than Growling. Or Grinning. "Rule No. 1: Don't tattle. Rule sucker punch. And if you get the Way to go, Bart! cake; a cupcake made to butler up the most educated folk would like to admit Ah, whatever the hell your name No. 2: Always make fun of those chance, hit him in the family jewels. The youngest member of this car- teacher. Forget the Cosbys, the Weavers or is. different than you, and rule No. 3: Why, that's been a Simpson trade- toon clan, Maggk, is also the family's By now, if you have not figured the Cleavers; the Simpsons are hot Funny is funny, whether it's in Don't say anything unless you're mark for generations." smartest underachiever. out that the Simpson's are less than Matt Groenig, the deranged soul hell, or in the family. In fact they absolutely sure everyone feels the same Again, America thanks you for The pinnacle of her short life had to the ideal television family, you must behind this carnage, has taken the might be interchangeable. way." such wonderful advice. be when, during family counseling, surely be stuck in K mart watching television families of yesteryear and Grinding thinks so. Thank you. Homer, for such eter- Now there will be millions of she began pressing magic red buttons reruns of "Father Knows Best" thrown them over the edge of sanity. Don't have a cow, man! 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The movie "Cool Hand Luke" The university Colonels Dance Team Boonesboro Park. In the event of rain, will be shown free of charge after the will be holding tryoulsat4:30pjn. on the group members will meet at Pizza contest. The winner will receive prizes. April 29 in Weaver Dance Studio. Rjr Hut at 6 p.m. For more information, All students wishing to participate more information, contact Joni contact Mike Quirm at 5781. should sign up at the Todd Hall front Stephens at 1901. desk or call 1718 for more informa- Desk workers needed tion. Checks not cashed Sullivan Hall is now accepting appli- Personal checks win not be cashed in cations for summer desk workers. For the Coates Administration and Powell more information, contact Alice Miller Hiring summer help buildings after April 30. Check cash- at 2078 or 2069. Summer Orientation leaders are now ing will resume May 14 for currently being hired to serve as hosts and host- enrolled students. For further infor- Hostesses to meet esses to students and their families mation, contact the office of business The university football hostesses will during 1990 Summer Student Orien- affairs at 1232. be holding their final meeting of the tation. Students will be asked to lead 1989-90 school year at 5 p.m. May 3 tours and introduce incoming students Teen Queen sought in Conference Room A. During the to campus life Applications are now Applications are now being accepted meeting, the university football pro- available in the Residence Hall Pro- from the state of Kentucky for the gram and media guide pictures will be grams Office located in Beekham Hall Eighth Annual Miss Kentucky Teen scheduled. All members are encour-' Positions are for part-time and full- U.S.A. Pageant-The contest is being aged to attend. For more information, time work. The full-time employees sponsored by Miss Universe. Appli- contact Charlotte Tanara at 1082. will be required to work for five weeks cants must be at least IS and no older and will earn $500. have housing than 19 by July 1.1990. For more in- provided by the university and cannot formation, contact Connie Clark Har- Check transfer credits be enrolled in summer school .The rison at (502) 527-1912. summer orientation will run from June Students are reminded that if taking 18-July 26. For more information, call courses at another college on univer- 2077. Faculty plan dinner sity this summer, the maximum num- The Spring Faculty Dinner will honor ber of credit hours that may be trans- 12 retiring faculty members at 6:30 ferred to this university are four for Chat Line open Progrtt, photo oy JONATHAN ADAMS p.m. April 27 in the Keen Johnson the intercession period and 10 for the The Greek Games pushed Ballroom. Tickets to the dinner will summer session. The university Chat Line is open from 11 p.m.-7 a.m. every night to allow all of Its participants to their be sold until the evening of the dinner. limitis last Friday. Will For more information call 2101. students an opportunity to talk to Johnson, above, a member Eating contest held someone about their problems. The Todd Hall will be sponsoring a "Cool of Lambda Chi Alpha CHAT line is there for any student Fraternity, participated In Cookout takes off Hand Luke" egg-eatingcon test at 9:30 who just needs someone to talk to. The The Aviation Club will be sponsoring p.m. April 30 in the Todd Recreation the tug-of-war •vent. At phone number is 2428. right fraternity presidents Ken Bickneii, of Phi Kappa Tau, Matt Enzwelller of I Students help victim break record Lambda Chi Alpha and University support helps 7-year-old into next Guinness Book Robert Manning of Beta Theta PI Fraternity get down By Mike Royer true. "We are planning on having each and dirty during the Staff writer Since Shergold contacted the foun- member of the fraternity send Craig a President Game segment of If it was in your power to help dation last fall, cards have been pour- card, because we feel helping a child the competition. make a dying boy's wish come true, ing in from literally everywhere, ac- get his last wish is a worthy cause," Progrtu photo *y JONATHAN ADAMS would you help? Would you be even cording to Arthur Stein, president of said Mike Goins, chairman of public more inclined to say yes if you knew the Children's Wish Foundation. relations for Lambda Chi Alpha. i all that you had to do was to send a get "Since the fall when we began Melissa Tice of Alpha Gamma IFC approves proposed alcohol amendment well card? working on the wish, we have re- Delta thought that sending a card By Sheryl Edelen vote was to be taken. tion of the section which staled that Craig Shergold is a 7-year-old boy ceived over 5 million cards from all would be a nice thing to do for a dying Activities editor "I was a little nervous last week some functions would be made B YOB. from Carnal ton. England, who is dying over the world, shattering the previ- child and would not take that much The IFC has unanimously voted to because there were so many questions "Wchad to make it so you couldn't of brain cancer. Shergold's wish is to ous record of 1.265 million cards. He effort accept the alcohol proposal first intro- being asked," Galloway said. ! ' get into the Guinness Book of World run broken trie record, it is now just a "I felt like it was something little bring your own keg," Galloway said. duced two weeks ago. Brought be- As a result of some ol those ques- Records for the most get well cards matter of how high he wants to set the and easy to do for a dying child," she According to Galloway, the pro- fore the council in early April, the tions, some of the sections in the pro- received by one person. standard." Stein said. said. "I felt like it was his last wish, posal will become technically effec- proposal strictly curtails what funds posal were slightly altered for clarity. In order to make this dream a There are some groups on campus and it would be nice to do." tive immediately, but realistically may be used by campus fraternities to Some of these changes included a effective next semester. reality, Shergold contacted the Chil- who are doing something to help in If you want to send Shergold a She-gold's effort Included in these card, the deadline has been extended purchase alcohol. Dennie Galloway, closer definition of exactly what de- During the vote, only three or- dren's Wish Foundation. The Chil- IFC president, was very excited about groups are Lambda Chi Alpha frater- to May 5Cards can be sent to: Craig fined an open party, to make the sec- ganizations opposed the piece of leg- dren's Wish Foundation isan Atlanta- the meeting's outcome. He did admit, nity and Alpha Gamma Delta soror- Shergold; c/o Children's Wish Foun- tion forbidding the use and distribu- islation. The fraternities opposing the based organization that helps make however, that he began to geta little tion of alcohol during one an offense. ity, who are encouraging members to dation; 32 Perimeter Center E.; At- vote were Alpha Phi Alpha, 1 ambdi wishes of dying children who live in nervous during the week before the Other changes include clarifica- Chi Alpha and Omega Psi Phi. the United States and Europe come each send in a card to Shergold. lanta, GA 30346. Bonanza A4 Tsing Tao B5 HUNGRY???? Folio's B2 Western Steer A8 FOLIO'S Check out these Subway B3 Mr. Gatti's B3 PIZZA specials Domino's A4 Wendy's B7 Captain D's B8 "Our business caters 401 Gibson Lane Wolff Tanning to the SuMa A Systems Richmond, college students, KY 40475 and the best way for Total Body TTT Tanning Salon 4CT us to reach them is Beat the Heat! to advertise in The 9 Tan with us Indoors! 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One on One "They (ESPN) did a special about a guy Bohler, who is 22 hours short of his de- who never got the call that he had been drafted. gree, said for now he will wait for his agent to And it was then I thought, it could happen to call with free agent offers. If the phone doesn't me," he said. "It did." ring Bohler plans lo finish his schooling. NFL draft Dave Thomas, publisher of the Poor Man's "I'll weigh my pluses and minuses, and Guide to the NFL Draft, said he was just as make a decision," Bohler said. defied all shocked Andrews was passed over as much as Traditionally, Campbell's position of the former Colonel defensive back was. kicker is not one NFL teams are waiting to "We expected him to be gone by the sixth gobble up in the draft For kickers, including normal logic round," Thomas said. "We were astonished Campbell, the ticket to the NFL is free agency. when he wasn't." Campbell knew this going into the draft "This was the draft that defied The 1990 draft is the first time college and hoped the scouts would remember him logic," Dave Thomas, publisher of juniors are able to forgo their final season of when invites were extended to free agents. The Poor Man's Guide lo the NFL college eligibility to enter into the draft Campbell was remembered. Draft, said from his office in New Thomas said this had some affect why some "I'm on somebody's board, but nothing York following the NFL draft Monday players weren't drafted, but he said it should definite," Campbell said from his agent's night. "I was sitting around scratching not have knocked Andrews out of the draft office in McKenzie, Tenn., Monday. my head so much. I swore I had dan- like it did. While the Colonels' kicker for three years, druff." The only explanation Thomas could hint Campbell completed 41 of 60 field goals and Across the country atop the lead at as to why Andrews was overlooked was an 106 of 129 points for 229 points. But it is sports page was the word: Juniors. irregular heartbeat he had been diagnosed as Campbell's long kickoffs, none of which have For this was the first NFL draft in having during physical examinations by NFL ever been returned for a touchdown and being which college juniors could forego scouts at the winter scouting combine in from the first college class of kickers who their final year of college eligibility to Indianapolis. Scouts had him tested and ex- kick field goals without a lee which bettered enter their names into the draft and the amined further. Dr. Bobby Barton, Eastern's money. his chances of being picked up, Thomas said. head trainer, said Andrews had not displayed At 5:15 p.m. Wednesday Campbell in- There were 38 college juniors who heart problems as a Colonel, but he had not formed The Eastern Progress he had signed a opted to take the chance at the money. seen the combine report as of yet Barton free agent contract with the Minnesota Vi- There were 18 who were drafted, in- expects the report sometime this summer. kings. Campbell would not disclose the terms cluding five of the first seven selec- Although the condition may only be minor, tions and eight of the top 25 choices. of the contract Thomas said the death of Loyola-Marymount When the 1989-90 football season began. This drastic change in the way the basketball star Hank Gathers due to a heart draft is conducted, along with a whole Rhodes, in his final season, was the Colonels' aliment could have added to the pros decision brightest hope of being drafted. However, bunch of alien-like decisions by NFL not lo draft Andrews. teams, left many a talented player to two knee injuries, the second which sunk his As of Tuesday, all hope of playing in the season and his draft stock, has prevented the hope and pray for an invitation to a NFL had not been lost for Andrews. He was NFL training camp this summer as a All-OVC first-team defensive lineman from on his way to Detroit to meet with the Lions being able lo even allow himself to question freeageni and negotiate a possible free agent deal. Among those players waiting were whether he would have accepted a draft offer "I came to college lo play pro football," if it did come his way. the top three draft prospects from Andrews said. But he said if he doesn't make Eastern, defensive back Robbie An- "If a learn would have given me the op- it lo the big gridiron, "I've got an education— portunity. I probably would have taken it but drews, wide receiver Randy Bohler life goes on." and placekicker James Campbell. I'm glad it worked out this way," Rhodes said. Bohler, a predicted late round draft choice "Right now I'm going to graduate in May. According to Thomas, there could who was on the receiving end of 93 passes for be some explainable reasoning for the When I came here I wasn't planning on gradu- 1,461 yards and nine touchdowns as a Colo- ation or the pros, I was just happy to be here," NFL looking over Bohler and nel, is an optimist about not being drafted. Campbell. But Andrews, who was Rhodes a native of Sarasota, Fla., said. "I can possibly pick the learn I want to go Rhodes has been contacted by the pros, slated to be selected between the to as a free agent," Bohler said from his home fourth through the sixth round, being who encouraged him lo rehabilitate his knee Prognst file photo in Miami, Fla. Monday. "It m ight work out for back to full strength and try to enter the NFL passed over had little to no reasoning. the better." Bohler, who was placed as a late Last season Bohler took extra duty as Campbell's holder on extra point tries. a* a free agent next season. Wednesday Campbell agreed to a free agent deal with the Minnesota Vikings. Colonel coach Roy Kidd agrees. "I figure I'll get a real good try next year," round draft choice going in, was "If you are going in the 11th or 12th pushed out of the draft with the entry he said. of the juniors and a crop of talented receivers. Sports briefs Although not drafted, Campbell's position of getting into the pros is still as bright as if he had gotten drafted. I GOLFl Eastern traveled to Akron, Ohio, over the Traditionally, Thomas said kickers V :; weekend to compete in the Akron Invitational at the . s aren't selected in the draft, but are ►-• ■■ Firestone Country Club Golf Course. instead signed as free agents. } : It's Time To The Colonels placed 24th out of 36 teams in the event Despite no Eastern players being .1 , drafted, the future of players from with Kent State taking top honors over the 54 holes. Mike schools like it being drafted five years Cahill was the top finisher for Eastern shooting a 229 on Reserve Your down the road looks bright. the course. Cahill had rounds of 76-75-78 through each set r.j The players from the bigger of 18 holes. schools, with huge egos created by >. • Books For Next their college atmosphere, will enter i • the draft early every year as juniors or I BASEBALL: This Saturday has been earlier in search of the dollars. They designated Faculty/Staff day at Turkey Hughes Field as the Fall & Sell Your may be forgotten. Colonels face Morehead State in a doubleheader The player from the smaller school beginning at 1 p.m. Used Textbooks not used to the hype or talk of big The Diamond Boosters are giving away seat cushions money, with just as much talent may to the first 50 faculty/staff members who register at the be looked at a lot harder. press box. In addition, a number of door prizes will be At The University "My prediction in five years is the offered to those members who pick up a numbered scouts will be at Eastern Kentucky, scorecard. Colonel players will be signing autographs because the major colleges will be between games. Bookstore! wastelands," Thomas said. Thomas said the smaller college players will be the top draft choices in I BASKETBALL: Mike Pollio netted his fifth the future. "He won't be driving by in signee on Saturday when he gained a national letter-of- a Rolls Royce," Thomas said, "but intent from Tyrone Arrington of East Mississippi Junior he'll be driving by in a pretty nice College. Ford, while the major college player is Arrington is a 6-foot-6. 210-pound forward who pumping gas." The NFL has shown it does not averaged 20 points and 10 rebounds per game which was want to pay out huge sums of money good enough to earn him the award as Mississippi Junior anymore to unproven players who College Player of Year. He is a native of Livingston, Ala., The University Bookstore Reservation Form quibble over decimal points. No and is the second junior college signee to commit to longer does the NFL owner want to Eastern. Both are forwards and are expected to help fill the Social Security Reservation deal with players like Brian "the void in the frontline created when leading scorer Mike Name bomb" Bosworth, who was paid Davis finished his eligibility. Home Address millions of dollars to sit the bench Eastern has signed Arlando Johnson, Toi Bell, Ken with injuries. Riley, John Allen and Arrington. Bell and Arrington are both City, State, Zip Code_ A case in point in this year's draft. junior college players. The Arrington signing is expected to Campus Address The Chicago Bears had their first se- be the last for the Colonels. lection, sixth overall in the draft. Southern California defensive back DEPARTMENT COURSE NUMBER SECTION NUMBER NEW USED Mark Carrier agree to a five-year, $3.5 ■ ACADEMICS: According to athletic academic million deal with a SI.5 million counselor Joan Hopkins, Eastern student athletes attained signing bonus before they would draft a 2.604 cumulative grade point average during the fall him. Carrier's price tag came semester which is an all-time best. $540,000 cheaper than last season's In a report presented by Hopkins, it is noted that the sixth pick. North Carolina State defensive lineman Ray Agnew was of- 2.604 is better than the 2.517 compiled by the university fered the deal first, but he refused and student body. Women's field hockey and men's cross was picked 10th by the New England country teams were given special recognition for their Patriots. efforts in achieving the lofty mark. An NFL salary cap for rookies is talked about, but Thomas said don't expect it before there is a collective ■ QUOTE OF THE WEEK: Duringan Good Luck on bargaining agreement between the interview with a Progress reporter, Colonel defensive owners and the players. It shouldn't lineman Bernard Rhodes, who completed his NCAA Finals from the come before next season's draft, eligibility last season, responding to questions concerning a insiders predict. possible salary cap when he attempts to enter the NFL University The NFL has stated with this draft, next season, looked at it on a lighter note. and in the future, if you want to play Bookstore! their game, you will play by the owner's rules. It may not have been a "Getting paid $75 to $85 thousand Is fine with •"UNIVERSITY fair game during this year's draft for me. I could carry that money a long way." some, but in the long run it looks as if pBCOKSTORE those forgotten may get the last laugh. CENTER Of CAMPUS The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 26, 1990 B7 Sports Defense dominates annual Maroon-White scrimmage By Clint Riley practice. "Maybe that's the way we aged to acquire 38 yards. Fullback Sports editor better play our defense all the time." William Smith led the Maroon run- Neither offense was quite able to The skies cleared just in lime for ners with 25 yards. Thomas only Colonel football fans to see a game get into a rhythm the entire night gained S yards on seven carries, but Tilled with some good old-fashioned Constant pressure from the defense on was able to muster 45 yards on two both team's quarterbacks held alter- defense Saturday night at Hanger passes. Field. nating White quarterbacks Dewby One of the passes came from Eas- Berkhaller and Mark Woolum to three ton in the first quarter when he hit However, sophomore-io-be tail- of 10 for 66 yards, while alternating back Leon Brown, with 4:58 left in the Thomas in the flat with enough space Maroon quarterbacks, starter Lorenzo for Thomas to gain 54 yards before scrimmage, was able to muscle his Fields and Lance Eastern connected on being dropped at the While 17-yard way into the endzone from 4 yards out eight of 27 passes for 119 yards. line Saturday night to give his White squad Kidd said it's difficult to get a true But despite the Maroon scoring a 6-0 victory over the Maroon squad reading of an offense during a game in the annual game which brings spring threat, the White defense did not falter which splits the starting offensive line but tightened up to stop the Maroon drills to a close. into two squads. drive. Maroon kicker Brad Josselyn's "I really like the way our kids hit," "If the protection had been there, Held goal attempt from 21 yards missed Eastern head football coach Roy Kidd you'd have seen us complete more wide left said. "That was the thing that im- passes," Kidd said. "When you split The Maroon team would have pressed me — the aggressiveness of your offensive lines up, where you another shot with 3:29 left in the but our defense." really break down offensively is your Fields fumbled the ball which was The White's defensive effort held pass protection.'' recovered by sophomore-to-be Ted the Maroon offense, which was led by The one drive which showed the Fouser at the Maroon 47-yard line. starting quarterback Lorenzo Fields Colonel's offensive potential for next Fouser, along with Bundy McGinnis, and sophomore-to-be tailback Markus season was the game's winning one. Kelly Blount and Ara Jackson are the Thomas, to 147 yards total offense. Before Brown was able to break leading picks to fill in at linebacker. The Maroon defense managed to hold the plain of the Maroon's goal line, the Going into the scrimmage, Kidd the White offense, which included White offense had to drive 57 yards in had expressed concern about the line- Brown and backup quarterback 10 plays. All were completed on the backers and the defense as a whole. Dewby Berkhaller. to 152 total offen- ground. The extra point opportunity His mind has been shifted elsewhere. sive yards. was scrubbed after a bad snap. Ted Fouser made some big plays, "I thought there would be more Totals on the ground saw the White and we need that," Kidd said. "I'm Pngrtm >fc*>ky JONATHAN ADAMS scoring, because we were playing a squad eat up 86 yards of real estate. much more impressed with our line- Tailback Leon Brown looks for an opening downfteM aa he picks his way through the Maroon base defense without any stunts," said Rick Burkhcad led the White and all backers than I thought I would be defense during Saturday s annual Maroon-White scrimmage at Hanger Field. Browns lone acore Kidd, who ends his 27th Colonclspring rushers with 48 yards. Brown man- before the spring." allowed his White squad to come away with a 6-0 victory over the Maroon. Colonel baseball team wins 9 straight to move to 33-12 overall By Tom Marshall blasted a three-run homer off of pitcher triple and a pair of RBIs. intra-conference match-up. Eastern made notice that robbing the basepaths later add runs in the fifth and seventh. Assistant sports editor Joe Vogelgesang in the bottom of the Eastern opened the scoring col- was coming off a shutout victory and can be as useful as getting extra Banko, McDanielsandTed Speller I Eastern's baseball team just kept fifth inning to bring the Bearcats within umn with a run in the second inning was just hoping to gain another one. baggers. The Colonels nabbed five each had a pair of hits in the game. B on winning this week by beating Cin- one at 4-3. They went on to tie the and later added one in the fourth and What the Colonels got was a two- bases in the game with Wardwell once Banko contributed two RBIs to the cinnati, taking a three-game sweep of game 4-4 in the sixth. two in both the sixth and seventh in- hit shutout from pitcher Doug again stealing a pair. Banko, Hodge cause, along with a triple. Murray Stale and beating state rival But Eastern knocked in two runs in nings. The Racers managed seven hits Simpson, who struck out six batters in and Brad McDaniels each swiped Eastern 4, Louisville 3 Louisville. All on the road. the eighth to seal the win. and drew a pair of walks, but could the seven-inning contest The win bases in the contest Wardwell, Banko and John Lorms The Colonels'five wins this week Vogelgesang, who pitched through produce no runs for the third game in moves Simpson to 7-1 on the season. Game 3: Eastern 6, Murray all gained a pair of hits as Wardwell move their unbeaten streak to nine seven, got the win to move his mark to the row. Eastern finished the game with six State 0 helped seal the victory with a solo and their overall record to 33-12. 6-2. Reliever Robert Teague was cred- Jason Schira pitched a seven-hit hits and only one extra base hit, though Steve Olsen opened the series of homer in the eighth inning. Eastern *, Cincinnati 5 ited with the save, his ninth. shutout for the Colonels, moving his it would be enough to score four runs. shutouts with a three-hitter through The Colonels wore out the Eastern was able to hold on and Eastern 6, Murray State 0 season record to an impressive 9-3 McCune and Shea Wardwell each seven innings and improved his rec- basepaths in this one, thieving six pick up a 6-5 win over Cincinnati The Colonels scattered 11 hits and mark. gained a pair of hits as Wardwell ord to 6-2. bases from Louisville pitching. The Tuesday, despite a surge of power by were led by Robbie McCune, Joe Game 2: Eastern 4, Murray made use of them, driving in two The game remained scoreless Eastern thefts came from McDaniels, the Bearcats. Banko, John Lorms and Denis Hodge State 0 baserunners. when Eastern exploded, scoring four Wardwell, Lorms, David Ou and Cincinnati's Tony Elsbroch who each had two hits. 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Companies" participation in Not Valid With Airy Other Offer ■I Not Valid With Any Other Offer the "Real World Program" does not constitute endorsement of Apple products or services. B8 The Eastern Progress, Thursday, April 26, 1990 Sports Young men unable to oust OVC veterans, Focusing on task returning team will bring experience with it gives Colonels edge round matches, and I was disappointed By Michael Morgan because we had beaten Austin Peay Staff writer and Morehead State in our regular at UK track meet The men's Ohio Valley Confer- season. I felt we could have done a lot feet, 4 inches). Lisa Malloy placed ence tennis championship was held on better," he said. By Ted Schultz fourth in the 5000-meter run in campus Sunday and Monday and with Although the team had the home Staff writer 18:18. Barney took fifth in the one minor injury, Eastern finished sixth court advantage, Higgins said it was LEXINGTON — Periods of 200-meter dash in 2S.18 and Lisa overall. not much of an advantage in tennis rain Friday night and Saturday Kupper placed sixth in the 100- Dan Merrell sustained an acciden- because most court surfaces are basi- caused the University of Kentucky mcier dash in 13.39. tal blow to the eye from a tennis ball cally the same. track to become a bit waterlogged. "Overall they competed great," that bounced from the edge of his racket "It would have certainly been an However, the university men's said Eastern assistant coach Tim during one of the matches. He contin- advantage if we had played inside,*' he and women's track teams came Moore. This is the best competi- ued to play and was defeated by Adrian said. out shining as several individuals tive meet they've run this year. Barry of Austin Peay 6-1 in the final Higgins said one of the best per- and relay teams ran to first place They were focused on what they set formances in the tournament was by finishes. had to do, and they really com- The tournament ended with Ten- Derek Schaefer, the only team mem- On the men's side, Maurice peted well. nessee Tech in first place carrying a ber who won a first-round match. Phillips won the 1 IOmeter high "Dana Petty performed really score of SS and Murray Slate Univer- Schaefer beat Rob Olmstead from hurdles in 15.27. The 400-meter well in the 100 and 200. We con- sity finishing second with a score of 42. Murray State 6-4 in the final set relay team of Reggie Cooper, centrated on the rekrys for thismeet, Middle Tennessee State Univer- Higgins said although he has a Steve Zimmcr, Larry Hart and and they put it together here. I just sity brought in a close third with a score young team he was proud of their per- Rodney Smith (41.73) and the hope they can maintain it." of 41 and Austin Peay received fourth formance throughout the season. He 1600-meter relay team of Andrew No learn scores were kept in place with a 27. Morehead State Uni- said the freshman learn members Page, Hart, Smith and Zimmcr thismeet. versity beat the Colonels by seven and showed extraordinary effort (3:12.44) also took first place for Several other competitors from finished in fifth place with a 20. 'Their effort waspreuy good. They the Colonels. the university placed in events. Eastern finished sixth with a 13 made significant improvement and "I thought the (400-meter re- These athletes did not compete as beating out Tennessee State University with continued work, they will be even lay) learn ran really well," said members of the Colonel squad. who finished last and did not score. better," he said Eastern head coach Rick Erd- The Keene Hall Striders, a team Coach Tom Higgins said the team Higgins said one thing he looks Progress photo fry BILL LACKEY mann. "They don't have a lot of of former Colonel runners, gave had a lot of close matches in the tourna- forward to next season is working with Eastern's No. 1 seed Duane Lundy was unable to overcome his speed, but they passed the baton the men's400-meter relay team all ment, but unfortunately they lost. the same group of players since they first-round opponent during this past weekend's Ohio Valley really well. They're a good group they could handle. The team of "We lost a lot of really close first will be "veterans" next year. Conference tennis tournament at Martin tennis courts. of guys, and they work really Rico Miller, Glen Jackson, Jose hard." Serrano and Derrick Allen finished Zimmcr placed fourth in the second in 41.90, only 17 seconds 100-meter dash in 10.73. Shawn behind the university squad. The OVC crown falls out of reach of women Pawsat ran a personal-best time striders also finished sixth in the of 8:37.80 to place fifth in the 1600-meter relay in 3:22.33. Austin Peay, who scored 31 for the 6 seeds in the conference, Martin said. By Tom Marshall Owens of Tennessee Tech, 6-3, 6-1. 3000-meter run. Jackson, who is a future Colonel, Assistant sports editor event Peruzzi, playing at the No. 4 spot Dilanni fell victim to Corine Diderick For the women, Michelle ran unattached in the 100- and 200- Eastern's nemesis Middle Tennes- "Nobody expected anyone could advanced to the finals before losing of Murray in a first round tie-breaker Westbrook won the 100-meter meter dashes. He finished second see State took top honors in the Ohio beat Middle Tennessee," Eastern ten- 6-2,6-1 to Dillard of Middle. Heidi by scores of 4-6,6-3 and 7-6. hurdles in 14.41, Tameko Powell in the 100 (10.63) and in the 200 Kallestad also took second in play for Valley Conference tennis tournament, nis coach Sandy Martin said. "We did Dilanni and Caie suffered a first won the 400-meter dash in 55.3 (21.79). but the lady Colonels made notice that have a chance at it earlier." No. 5 seeds as she eventually fell round loss at No. 1 doubles before and Tasha Whined took the 400- Pam Raglin, a former distance they're going to be a force to be reck- Eastern gained a pair of first place Angie Leake of Middle. 64.6-2. nailing down a fifth place finish on a 6- mcter hurdles in LOUS. Also star at the university finished sec- oned with next year. finishes in the tournament as No. 6 Eastern's Kerri Bamett won one 1,6-1 defeat of Tennessee Tech's Kelly winning were the 400-meter relay ond in the 1 500-melcr run (4:29.01) The tournament was held in seed Sam an tha Roll had a pan in each. match and lost one heading into play Owen's and Allison Anderson. Bamett team of Michelle Westbrook, Ali- and in the 800-meter run (2:13 AT). Richmond Friday and Saturday, after Roll defeated Middle's Katrina Beu- for third place among No. 3 players as and Kallestad placed third in No. 2 con Barney, Whitted and Dana The Colonels ran a "B" team in Morehead, the tournament host was chler 6-3,6-1 and teamed up with Tina she overcame an earlier defeat to doubles play with a default win against Petty (47.24) and the 1600-meter the 1600-meter relay. That team, forced to move the event because of Peruzzi to gain victory over the Middle knock off Krissy Gussett of More- Diderick-Lana Allcock of Murray. relay team of Whitted, Barney, consisting of Petty, Shauna Clarke, damage to six of its courts. tandem of Beucnkr-Lynn Dillard at head State by scores of 6-2 and 6-4. Martin said her aspiration was to Westbrook and Powell (3:46.91). Jazzma Poole and Stcph Chancy the No. 3 seed in a three set tie-breaker The final tally for the event showed "They all played well," Martin overcome losses to Middle and win the Petty placed second in the 100- finished third in 4:01.46. Middle in first with 51 points, with a 6-3.7-6.7-4. said. "We just didn't pull out a couple tournament "I'm satisfied for this year," meter dash (12.07) and the 200- Several members of the men's cluttered pack following them. Eastern Roll had not played organized ten- of matches.'' Martin said. "We'veplayed some tough meter dash (24.82), while Chris and women's teams will compete finished with 39 points as Murray State nis for a year and began the season Tina Caie placed fourth at the No. schools and still ended up 50-50. 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