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Page 4 Thursday, March 11, 1999 The Westfield Leader and THE TIMES of Scotch Plains – Fanwood A WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. PUBLICATION The Westfield Leader THE TIMES POPCORN of Scotch Plains – Fanwood — Established 1890 — — Established 1959— Analyze This: The Official Newspaper of the Town of Westfield Official Newspaper of the Borough of Fanwood and the County of Union and the Township of Scotch Plains Prognosis -- Laughter Member of: Member of: By Michael S. Goldberger New Jersey Press Association New Jersey Press Association AGONY National Newspaper Association National Newspaper Association One Popcorn, Poor • Two Popcorns, Fair • Three Popcorns, Good • Four Popcorns, Excellent The introduction to the Wide Westfield Area Chamber of Commerce Scotch Plains Business & Professional Association World of Sports, a popular televi- Periodicals – Postage Paid at Westfield, New Jersey Periodicals – Postage Paid at Scotch Plains, New Jersey 3 popcorns swan dive into the smorgasbord. sion sports variety show, contains Here the movie gets too rambunctious P.O. Box 250 • 50 Elm Street P. O. Box 368 • 1906 Bartle Avenue Analyze This makes audiences an of- this phrase: the thrill of victory for its own good. Crystal and De Niro and the agony of defeat. Accord- Westfield, N.J. 07091 Scotch Plains, N.J. 07076 fer they cant refuse. Writer-director momentarily lose sight of their emerging Tele: (908) 232-4407 • E-mail: [email protected] • Web: www.goleader.com • Fax: (908) 232-0473 Harold Ramis highly congenial Mafia sympatico, the slapstick is wan, and the ing to ancient Greeks, as well as spoof provides viewers with laughter, underutilized Miss Kudrow as the bride most modern athletes, there is POSTMASTER: Send address changes to the offices of the newspapers at and lots of it. All moviegoers have to do continually left at the altar adds nothing agony in victory, too. P. O. Box 250, Westfield, New Jersey 07091 in return is overlook the films flaws. Its new to the stereotype. Happily, once the Agon is the Greek word for a not hard to do. action swings back to New York, matters contest or assembly of people watch- PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY BY WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. Proposing that a major New York don tighten up again. (Robert De Niro) might seek out a psy- ing games. The Latin word Horace R. Corbin Gail S. Corbin Paul J. Peyton De Niro and Crystals juxtaposed per- agonia became associated with chiatrist (Billy Crystal) to ease his anxi- sonalities prove funny for the same rea- PUBLISHER GENERAL MANAGER MANAGING EDITOR eties as a watershed meeting of all the the contest for victory, itself. son that we find amusing those paintings In the English version of agony, Suzette F. Stalker David B. Corbin crime family bosses approaches, Mr. of dogs playing poker. Both scenarios are ASSISTANT EDITOR Michelle H. LePoidevin SPORTS Ramis manages to make Analyze This absolutely preposterous. The thought that the original sense of the contest is REPORTER funnier than it has any right to be. While a cold- blooded mobster might want to transferred to the pain experienced Joanna B. Marsh Karen M. Hinds possessing neither the comedy magic of MARKETING DIRECTOR OFFICE MANAGER abandon his innately antisocial ways to by the participants in a contest; his classic Caddyshack nor the inven- find his inner Barney the Purple Dino- pain that is readily observed on the SUBSCRIPTION PRICE tiveness of his Groundhog Day, this saur is a soul-pleasing fantasy of the faces of runners at the finish line. One-year subscription in county – $20 • Out-of-county – $24 • One-year college (September to May) – $16 latest effort is a shrewdly constructed highest order. assault on the funny bone just the same. Agony currently means a very If the lowest element of our society can great mental or physical pain and Astutely employing Robert De Niro attain grace, who knows what else is and Billy Crystal in the principal roles, is synonymous with distress. possible. In the meantime, moviegoers In many athletic contests, Residents Using Public Hearing Format the filmmaker combines the companion- sorely in need of some laugh therapy are able cast with his exemplary comic-tim- advised to see Analyze This and let the agony goes with the territory, ing skills and a good-hearted script (co- healing begin. regardless of whether you are a To Object to Development Proposals written with Peter Tolan and Kenneth winner or loser. The victors also Lonergan). * * * * * enjoy the exhilaration that comes You can never beat City Hall, so the saying goes. In the meantime, officials have proposed that grant Ten main jokes score sure-fire guf- Analyze This, rated R, is a Warner with victory, while the losers are faws; about 15 supportive gags garner Bros. release directed by Harold Ramis Well, dont tell that to the residents in our communi- money from the states Clean Communities fund be medium-range cackles; and 20 lesser and stars Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal left with the emptiness and disap- ties who are facing proposed development plans in used to pay for a cleanup of the park. In addition, giggle- getters keep things bubbling. The and Lisa Kudrow. Running time: 103 pointment of defeat. their neighborhoods. groups and individuals are being sought to adopt the result is a requisite three laughs a minute, minutes. propelling the conventional farce to of- By reading our editorial page this week, as well as park, similar to the Adopt-the-Highway program. ten hilarious heights. SCOTCH PLAINS-FANWOOD GIRL SCOUTS in the past couple of issues, you will notice the When residents are opposed to a specific project, it So what if its predictable. Who cares concerns of Scotch Plains residents regarding the is important that they voice their concerns on the if the likable characters are no thicker Local Cadette Scouts Inspired than cardboard? When was the last time proposed Magnolia Gardens nursing facility. On top record at public hearings. If there are no objectors to you saw a movie that actually didnt give By Fifteen Career Women of that, Fanwood residents are upset over a plan to a specific project, our elected officials will feel more you enough time to stop laughing be- build an apartment complex on the former Dean Oil compelled to approve it. tween jokes? See it with a full audience By Barbara Cronenberger-Meyer and youre bound to miss some lines. site. Case in point: Village Supermarkets (ShopRite) Fifteen women gathered on a recent and the community, and with chances to De Niro, capitalizing on his Mafioso Wednesday evening to speak to dozens advance in her career. Meanwhile, Westfielders have been raising a stink application for a store on the Westfield Lumber and emeritus status, effortlessly balances the of Cadette Girl Scouts about their chosen Fanwood Mayor Maryanne S. Connelly over a plan to develop a small section of Brightwood Home Center property on North Avenue. The role of mobster Paul Vitti on his pinky careers. described how she was drawn into politi- finger. At one moment terribly danger- Park, a natural habitat, for a multi-purpose ballfield. Westfield Planning Board rejected the plan, while Representing both traditional and non- cal office, citing the examples of women ous, and then suddenly, uncharacteristi- traditional careers for women, all stressed like Patricia Kuran who inspired her We have been receiving letters and telephone calls Garwoods board approved it. That case is pending in cally, vulnerable and humane, De Niros that determination, belief in ones self dedication. on all three proposals, especially regarding the ones State Superior Court in Elizabeth. new age godfather is glibly conceived, and ones choice, will go far in helping Julie Buckley of Fanwood reflected on his tongue properly poised in cheek. in Scotch Plains and Fanwood, not to mention the Opposition to the apartment plan centers on the todays young women attain their chosen her choice to work in pharmaceutical When one of his lieutenants suggests careers. research, and pointed out the progress in number of residents who showed up at their respec- proposed density of the project. The original pro- that they must change with the times, the The women, mostly from local Union flexible schedules that enable working tive municipal buildings to oppose the plans. posal was for 36 units. That proposal, though, is now gangster sarcastically asks, You think I County communities, gathered at Terrill mothers to be more effective for the should get a web site? But alas, the thug In fact, due to a packed Borough Council Cham- being scaled back to 24 units. While the developers Middle School in late January, to assist family and the employer. is troubled of late by things that never Cadette Troops No. 1 and No. 751 in the Elaine Pratt, also of Fanwood, de- bers at the Fanwood Planning Board meeting on have said that public opposition was not a factor in fazed him before. And its not easy run- career-exploration activities for the scribed how she built on enjoying school February 24, the apartment application had to be their decision, residents have, nevertheless, made a ning a crime empire when youre subject Dreams-to-Reality project. subjects to enter her pharmaceutical ca- to unexplainable fits of uncontrolled postponed to Thursday, March 25, at 7:30 p.m. in the strong statement about what they believe is inappro- Writer Loretta Bolger Wish of reer, and how she built on her learning in weeping. Somerset congratulated the Scouts on each subsequent role. Park Middle School auditorium on Park Avenue in priate development of the property. This situation has Vittis top hench- their note-taking, recognizing this as a Scotch Plains Kathy Quoi shared her Scotch Plains.