THE TUFTS DAILY Where You Read It First Thursday, February 27,1992 Vol XXIV, Number 27 IMALE FRAUD I Tuition raise, budget discussion

lanticipated at Trustees meeting- by PATRICK HEALY Total charge for the 1991-92 us less competitive.” Daily Editorial Board year was $22.479. Meserve charged the US gov- The agenda for Tufts :Board of William Meserve, chair of the ermnent for slashing funding for Trustees meeting Saturday will Trustee Finance Committee, said colleges and universities, senti- focus on two main goals: to ap- yesterday that he could not corn- ments that have been echoedover prove a raise in undergraduate ment on the recommendation re- recentmonthsby University Presi- tuition that is less than previous garding a tuition raise until after it dent Jean Mayer and other ad- years, and to review proposed ministrators. State and federal university budgets that will !nark funding for scholarships, finan- little change in existing schools, cial aid and loans have been re- departments. and programs. duced over past years, and many Tufts Provost Sol Gittleman universities like Dartmouth, said this week the raise in total Stanford, Yale, and Brown have photo by Anni tuition and fees for next year will made several cuts to balance their Stealing letters or mailing a card to Mom -- you make the call. be lower than last year’s raise, budgets. which was 6.6 percent. In recent Chair of the Board of Trustees years the University has raised Nelson Gifford could not be Tufts, Theta Delta Chi students’ tuition as much as nine reached for comment yesterday. and ten percent, but administra- Although the budgets will not release new settlement tors and trustees have pledged not be given final approval until this hy CHRIS STRIPINIS sion of bids for membership; and to continue heavy increases in spring, the Trustees will examine the various university budgets and Daily Editorial Board 4. Initiation of new members.” tuition. The University aruiounced its All sanctions on Theta Delta GittlemansaidtheTrusieesand make recommendations to the new settlement with the Theta Chi will fully end Sept. 1, 1992, Administration would like to keep Administration. For the Tufts’ Delta Chi fraternity on Tuesday. when the fraternity will “be rein- the raise in tuition below six per- undergraduate colleges, Aca- cent, but he couldnot say whether Daily file Photo demic Vice President Melvin outlining the terms by which the stated to full membership in the Trustee William Meserve fraternity will be re-organized on Greek Community.” thc increase will be under the Bernstein hassaid there will beno the Tufts campus. Yet, while the fraternity will target amount. is made to the Board this week- major funding shifts in the fiscal The new settlement, the sec- be allowed a formal rush period “People are working very. very end. He added the University, 1993 budget. ond this month, statesthat certain of 10 days this spring and a pre- hard to stay under our goal. to though fiscally sound now, may Search committee to make sanctions imposed upon the fra- ceding week to organize the rush, bring ‘any raise in under six per- face problems in the near future. report ’ ternity in 1990 will end immedi- theseevents willbecarefullyover- cent.” Gittlernan said. He noted “It‘s fair to say that over the According toTrustee Overseer ately. The sanctions now ended seen by a group of alumni to be the University is “in much belter next several years it will be very Joe Lambert, several trustee com- difficult for all higher education include: “ 1. The use of the frater- appointed by the Theta Delta Chi shape than last year.” referring to mittees will make reports at the nity name in public advertising; Graduate Corporation. the fact that the Administration to come in with balanced bud- weekend meeting. Among the 2. Restrictions on participation in The University had released a wasrequiredcut$3.6millionfrom gets.” Meserve said. “Clearly annual committee reuorts will be formal and informal rush activi- the fiscal 1992 budget to balance tuition‘s going up at a clip that is ties [with exceptions]; 3.Exten- seeRUSH, page2 costs. unsustainable, and it could make see TRUSTEES, page lo Three Peter-Paul subcommittees Senator to raise issue investigating new revenue sources of eliminating ROTC by CAROLINE SCHAEFER in its early phases, this sub-com- Daily Editorial Board mittee is chaired by Child Study by GRACE TALUSAN Technology’s Navy ROTC unit. The Budget cand University Professor Fred Rothbaum. Contributing Writer While Field said he could not Priorities C~iintnittee.also known “We’re looking at differenl Eliminating the University’s comment on the issue, he ex- as the Peter-Paul Committee, has cost-cutting measures which policy of accepting Reserves Of- plained that Tufts accepts ROTC divided into three subcommittces would save the University ficer Training Corps scholarships scholarships from the Department this semester in an effort to focus $100,000, but we have not con- from the US Defense Depmnent of Defense througha“cross-town” on key budget issues, committee sidered any specifics; as of yet,” will be discussed at the Tufts agreement with MIT and NROTC, co-chair David Walt said Tues- said Joe Swimmer, a sub-com- Community Union Scnate meet- which allows Tufts students to be day. mittee member and trustee repre- ing Sunday. accepted to ,and participate in Walt, chair of the first ‘sub- sentative. TCU Senator Andy Salzer. a MIT’s NROTC program. committee, said his group will The third sub-group will re- membcr of the Tufts Lcsbian. Gay Field said that ROTC is sub- concentrate on securing “revenue view the issue of Operations and and Bisexual Community, will ject to regulation by the Depart- from non-traditional sources of Maintenance, said Walt. raise the issue to discuss discrimi- ment of Defense. According to education” for the University. “Issues of construction, sup- nation occurring from the De- Field, admitting homosexuals to “The goal of this sub-commit- port for building and grounds. partment of Defense’s policy ban- their scholarship program is not tee is to fmd ways the University ROTC’s decision to make. It is -- and custodial concerns are em- ning homosexuals from partici- can utilize its resources to do bodied within this committee. The pating in the military ‘and there- the Department of Defense which Daily file photo “really feels at the mercy of Con- some non-traditional things,”said TCU Senator Allison Feiner focus will deal with cost-effec- fore ROW. Walt, a biology professor. tiveness and capital fund needs,” Becauseofhis concern that the gress in this policy,” said Field. Thesub-committeemet for the the more humanistic aspects Walt said. ROTC discriminates against gay TLGBC coordinator Donna second time yesterday, and is in which aren’t tapped into as often Each of the three sub-comnit- and lesbian students in awarding Penn expressed that “as long as the “very preliminary stages,” as the more technological areas,” tees will produce a “two to three scholarships, Salzer is proposing the Univesity hasan anti-discrimi- Walt said. Feiner said last night. page brief report’’ representing that Tufts discontinue accepting nation policy that includes sexual TuftsCoinrnwiity Union Sena- The group will look into such the sub-committee‘sgeneralfeel- ROTC scholarships. While he will orientation, there is an inherent tor Allison Feiner, a member of forms of continuing education ings concerning their area of fo- suggest that current ROTC stu- contradiction between university this subgroup. said she believes through night programs, though cus, and release the reports to the dents be permitted to keep their policy and. the Department of the main goal of the committee is they have not made any concrete Tufts community. Eachreport will scholarships, Salzer will recom- to“deve1op a report which would decisions yet. suggest specific steps that the nend Tufts not accept any more see ROTC, page 13 state ways that Tufts could en- The sccond sub-committeewill University should take to improve ZOTC scholarships. h‘ance its educational atinosphere explore methods of re-organizing the budget. In Fall 1990, former TCU and revenue.“ Arts and Sciences to save the The ideas of focus for the three Senator wall; Pansing raised the Inside “We’d like to focus on some of University $100,00Oormore. Still sub-groups generated from three ssue of banning ROTC from the sources. First, Academic Vice :ampus. Although the Senate Viewpoints ...... P. 3 wentually rejectedPansing’spro- Jason George takes a look at Japan- President Melvin Bernstein sug- bashing, and Nick Jehlen exposes the gested the committee consider mal to eliminate ROTC from new recycling scams. several issues which would affect rufts. the issue became heated Tufts in the near future, Walt said. tfter University President Jean Features ...... ?...... p. 5 “Another source of ideas came klayer, defended the Defense Jokes, jokes, jokes! Sample some of from issues raised as candidate >epmnenc’s policy, a stance he the winning humorfromaTufts student’s issues from previous years .... lin- ater disclaiincd. first-place comedy act gering ideas the committee After the Vietnam War.ROTC wanted to look at before, but did eft the Tufts campus bccause of Sports ...... pp. 8-9 not have the time,” Walt said. xotests, according to Captain Coach Summers bids adieu, men’s Massachusetts Institute of freeze frame.Plus, thebeIovedLephead page two THE TUFI’S DAILY Thursday, February 27,1992

~ ~~ rHE TUFTSDAILI Letters to the Editor receives constructive criticism. I was dis- Member of MUST, former LCS Presi- David A. Saltzman Math requirements Editor-in-Chief gusted by Stickings’ description of Alexa dent should be maintained as a “Madame of the brothel” who should Halleh Akbamia J’92 Managing Editor: Patrick Healy To the Editor: be “stripped of her power.”The accompa- President of Tufts SADD Associate Editors: Neil Fater, Allison Smith As a senior majoring in music and nying graphic drawn by Chris Capotosto Jonathan Fisher A’93 Editorial Page Editor: Michele Pennell history, I am writing to express my ex- of Alexa with windswept hair wearing a Assistant Executive Director of TEMS treme opposition to the proposal, to de- tight sweater in order to reveal her lovely Production Managers: Michelle Frayman, crease the math and science graduation breasts was equally disturbing.Please boys, Julie Cornell, Michael Berg requirements at Tufts. keep your adolescent fantasies to your- Nothing excuses rape To the Editor: NEWS When I applied to Tufts, I was led to selves! Editor: Maureen Lenihan believe that this university consisted of Finally, Stickings’chargesrest on hear- Iamvery sorrythatanyonemistookmy Assistant Editors: Chris Stripinis, top-flight students. However, in my four say from other senators. He fails as a writer letter to the editor (“Court adjudication is Caroline Schaefer years here, I have noticed a considerable when hedoesn’tevenquestionhissources’ unnecessary trauma.”Feb. 20) as suggest- Wire Editors: Steve Arbutbnot, Avinash Rajan weakness in the computational abilities of motivations. ing that alcohol can be used as an excuse vlEwPol~s many, if not most, liberal arts students. for rape. Anybody with half a brain knows Editor: Christopher Provenzano this is not true. Nothing can excuse rape. I Assistant Editor: Jessica Foster It seriously vexes me when I see our So, I’m curious to know if “Authority “bright, young” students complain about has always attracted the lowest elements was not blaming whatever happened on FEATURES physics material that I learned in the tenth in the human race,” why does Michael my friend’s alcohol problem. Of course, Editor: Jeff Geller grade. I can’t help but wonder, is this the Stickings attend Senate meetings every “not all those withdrinkingproblemsrape,” Assistant Editor: Stefanie Lachter as one writer stated in her reply. My letter ARTS best America can do? week? Editor: John Mdjuire I propose that the University adopt a was intended to point out that, at Tufts and at any other school, there are often extenu- Assistant Editors: Elin Dugan, placement exam similar to the one in the I Angela T. ,Finney 5’92 Madhu Unnikrishnan language department. Students well- Trustee representative ating circumstances that make rape cases SPORTS equipped in math and science would be less clear-cut than in the general popula- Editors: Paul Horan, Rob Minnan able to place out of most of the require- Ed. Note: The graphic depicted Leon- tion. A source at the Greater Boston Rape Assistant Editor: Phil Ayoub ments, while those lacking in computa- Prado “the Puppeteer” in a tight shirt Crisis Center told me she “couldn‘t say it’s PHOTOGRAPHY tional abilities will be forced to leam these because puppeteers typically wear tight characteristic... in general” that alcohol is Editors: Sofia Pescarmona, Anni Recordati skills they so desperately need. black shirts. The black made the graphic involved in rape cases in the Boston area. Assistant Editor: Tabbert T. Teng However, the large amount of drinking PRODUCTION too dark, so it was redrawn in white. Layout Editor: Lori Ruben, Dirk Reinshagen Craig Hawkins 492 here often Glates situations where both jraphics Editors: John Pohorylo, Chris Capotosto the man and woman have been drinking. Classifieds Editor: Lisa Moorehead . Senate criticism was We’ve all heard it before. Alcohol use Assistant Classifieds Editors: Ariel Ben-Zeev, Senate-criticism was impairs judgment and control of one’s Stephanie Romney ‘senseless bashing’ faculties. and then two drunk people go Copy Editors: Dan Levi. Elana Vatsky. ‘sexist bashing’ To the Editor: Cheryl Horton home together, miscommunication -ex- To the Editor: We as individuals and leaders of stu- acerbated by the alcohol - can have Tuesday’s Viewpointsarticle’The Sen- dent organizations are writing to express drastic results. This is my point: that mis- Larry Azer ate Puppeteer” (Feb. 25’) by Michael J.W. our support for Tufts Community Union Executive Business Director judgment (alcohol-induced or not) and Stickings is a perfect example of the mind- President Alexa Leon-Prado. The View- naivete often need to be considered in rape Business Manager: Sandra Giordano less, sexist bashing to which Alexa Leon- points article written by Michael J.W. cases. The man is always the one ulti- Office Manager: Michael El-Deiry Prado has been subjected during her ten- Stickings and printed on Tuesday, Feb. 25 matelyresponsible forrape. but whenrape Receivables Manager: Gizem Ozkulahci ure as Senate President. (“The Senate Puppeteer“)was nothing but Subscriptions Manager: Stacey Feldman is a result of such unfortunate circum- I am amused by Stickings’ attempt to senseless bashing of a person in power. An stances, both parties carry some of the compare student government to our M- elected official, whether on the ~ti0~j.lresponsibility for the tragic miscommuni- The Tufts Daily is a nm-profit newspaper, publisha tional system. College, to him, is obvi- level or here at Tufts, puts themselves in cation. londay through Friday during the academic year and dis ously not a place to learn, grow and make the spotlight and is thus open to criticism, ibuted free. to the Tufts community. The Daily is entirel: As far as I know, most Tufts women udent-nur; there are no paid editorial positions. The Dail: mistakes, but is real life on a small scale. without which the democratic process have chosen to adjudicate their cases on printed at Charles River Publishing, Chadestown, MA. You know, Senate assistance to The Ob- could not. thrive. Stickings’ article how- campus. his certainly suggests ‘that the - The Daily is located at the back entmce of Curtis Hall a server is just like when the US government ever, went far beyond the normal bounds ufts University. Our phone number is (617) 627-3090 school’s judicial process is by &d large lusiness hours are 9:OO a.m. - 6:OO pm, Monday bug bailed out Chrysler! of decency in its Alexa-bashing fervor. To satisfactory to the women that have uti- 1. mnday, and 1 :00 p.m. - 6:OO p.m. on Sunday. I must admit Stickings is not alone in campare her to a madame of a brothel of lized it. I hardly think a woman could not, Subscriptionsate$%forafullyear.Ouxmailingaddm his gross lack of perspective. This has been scum is not warranted in the pages of a i: TheTufts Daily. Po$ OfficeBox 18, Medford MA0215 if she chose, press charges in a state court. ubscriptions are mailed in weekly packages.’ the case for those embroiled in Senate respectab4e newspaper. As one person responding to my first letter The policies of The Tufts Daily are established by Sighting! The basic problem is the ethic In our dealings with Alexa she has been lajority of the editorial board. Editorials are established I: said, however, “the judiciary panel is less rotating editorial board designated to represent a majoril shared by almost every senator that to nothing but helpful and responsive to our threatening and is more accessible to a f editors. Editorials appear on this page, unsigned. Indivii disagree on an issue is to disagree person- needs, and the needs of the students we victim.” As a group made up of members al editorsarenotnecessarilyresponsiblefor,orinagreema ally. The multiple resignations were caused represent. We appreciate the effort and rith. the policies and editorialsof The Tufts Daily. of the Tufts community. the University The content of letters, advertisements, signed column by personality conflicts. time she has put into the position of TCU judicial committees are also better suited artoonsandgraphicsdoesnotnecessarilyreflecttheopinia Alexa is not perfect. It’s true that she President while exposing herself to the to consider extenuating factors in their f The Tufts Daily editorial board. senseless Letters to the Editor Policy does have trouble delegating. As forAlexa judgment. The Tufts judiciary panel has The Tufts Daily welcomes letters from the readers. Tk having meetings with administrators -- slander of,the type printed in Stickings’ the power to exact quite a severe penalty erspageis anopen forum for campus issues andcommen she is just doing her job! She has invited article. bout the Daily‘s coverage. on astudent found to bear the most respon- Leners must include the writer’s name and a phor othersenatorstothesemeetings.She works sibility in a rape case. Considering the umber where the writer can be reached. All letters must t harder and is more dedicated to student Jesse LuniR-Pack A’94 choices open to rape accusers, I think the erified with the writer before they can be published. The deadline for Iettels fo be considered for publicatic interests than any other leader on this lUIA President Tufts judicial process has proven itself to 1 the following day’s issue is 400 pm. campus. Sue Frost J’93 be an effective option in arbitrating rape Duetospacelimitations,ltttersshouldbenolongertha Alexa makes mistakes. What makes LCS President 50 words. Any submissionsover this length maybe editc complaints at the school. y the Daily to be consistent with the limit. Letters should t her a leader is that she tries to learn from Melissa Norden 5’94 ccompanied by no more than eight signatures. those mistakes. When offered. she has LCS Vice President David Braue A’94 The editors reserve the right to edit letters for clarit: been receptive to criticism. But she rarely Eric Beck A’92 ublication of letters is nof guurunfeed, but subject to tt iscretion of the editors. -. _- Letters should be typed or printed from an IBM or IBN mpatible computer in letter-quality or near-letter-qualil lode. Laters written on Macintosh computers should I: No current fraternity members can live in house rought in on low density disks - files should be saved i RUSH text-only” format, and disks should be brought in with members mustbe present at allrushevents, als who were active members of Theta opy of the letter. Disks can be picked up in The Dail continued from page 1 will approve all bids for new members and Delta Chi at the time of the suspension in usimss office the following day. joint statement with Theta Delta Chi on will supervise the pledging and initiation 1990 will not be allowed to reside in the Letters should address the editor and not a particuli rdividual. While letters can be critical of an individual Feb. 10, allowing the fraternity to conduct process in the fall in accordance with the 125Packard Ave. location. Only onemem- ctions. they should not attack someone’spersonality trait aliitedrushandinductnewmembers for ’ University’s guidelines. ber will not be graduating this spring, so The Daily will not accept anonymous letters or PI lames except in extreme circumstances if the Executi~ its re-initiationat TuftsinSeptember 1992. Current members dkempowered the agreement only affects him. As a re- 3oard determines that there is a clear and present danger The University repealed this settlement, Regarding the involvement of current sult, the fraternity may rent any unoccu- he author. The Daily will not accept letters regarding ti though, after fraternity members made undergraduate Theta Delta Chi members, pied space in the building to non-members :overage of other publications, unless their coverage its1 PS become a newsworthy issue that has appeared in T1 statements to the press violating the terms the settlement allows them to solicit and of the fraternity who are currently under- 1aily.TheDailywillacept 1ettersofthanks.ifspacepermil of the agreement. encourage new members, but states that graduates at Tufts. )ut will not run letters whose sole purpose is to advertise I The new settlement, released by Tufts they will have no vote in the selection of The settlement states: “Any Tufts stu- went. When writers have group affiliations or hold titles Executive Vice President Steven Manos in new members. In addition, the University dent who will be a sophomore, junior or mitions related to the topic of their letter, The Daily will nc accordance with Theta Delta Chi’s attor- may approve a maximum of five current senior in September 1992 will be free to hatinitalicsfollowingthe Ietter.Thisisto provideaddition members to attend formal rush events, and reside at 125 Packard Ave. at the election nformation to the readers and is not intended to detract fro ney Ralph Cutting, outlines the proce- he letter. dures for the termination of the sanctions only these designated members will be of the fraternity.” However, any student Classifieds Information All Tufts students must submit classifieds in pem imposed upon the fraternity in 1990, the allowed to participate in rush events. who attempts to terminate a prior univer- )repaid with cash or check. All classifieds must be submitt, “provisions governing rush in the winter/ While the University will allow the use sity housing agreement in order to live at )y 3 pm. the day beforepublication. Classifieds may also 1 spring semester of 1992.” and the terms for of Tufts facilities for Theta Delta Chi’s 125 Packard Ave. will be subject to the wught at the information booth at the Campus Center. P Aassifieds submitted by mail must be accompanied by occupation of the house at 125 Packard rush events, the fraternity will be allowed housing guarantee charge, the settlement :heck. Classifieds may not be submitted over the phone. Ave. to occupy 125 Packard Ave. in September states. Notices and Lost & Founds are free and run on Tu& The Graduate Rush Committee which if they choose to do so, “subject to the Regarding the status of litigation, the md Thursdays only. Notices are limited to two per week p xganization and run space permitting. Notices must will oversee the rush period “will be re- termination of the current lease to Alpha settlement states that “the pending law suit written on Daily forms and submitted in person. Notic stricted to alumni graduating from Tufts in Omicron Pi.’. will be dismissed with prejudice andwith- :annot be usedto sell merchandiseoradvertise major even The Tufts Daily is not liable for any damages due or before the year 1986, except as other- AOPi, the current residents of the house, out costs or attorney fees.” typographical ems or misprintings except the cost of t wise approved by the Officeof the Dean of are expected to receive university housing ThetaDeltaChiPresidentAngusMeans . insertion which is fully refundable.We reserve the right Students,” the statement said. on Whitfield Road next year. could not be reached for comment last refuse to print any classifid which contain obscenity,are an overtly sexual nature, or are used expressly to denigrah The committee. of which at least five The settlement states that all individu- night. person or group. - .-, \ Thursday, February 27,1992 THE TUFTS DAILY page three VIEWPOINTS Japan is not our problem -- we are Zt’s not easy being green by JASON GEORGE to worry about solving the prob- cans. All of us, regardless of eth- Presidential candidates from lem. nic or other distinctions, are hurt Well. I’m off to save the environment. Let‘s see, I’ll start off by both parties bash Japanandprom- So, the questionbecomes, who by this irresponsible attihde. We ;topping by my local Burger King for a take-out meal in their new ise they will “get tough” in order is to blame? It is easy to blame are all hurt because our problems ‘Earth-Friendly‘’ bags, and then 1 suppose I’ll pick up one of those to improve our economy. Ameri- other countries and external in- are not being solved, and our en- iew parkas with the recycled plastic insulation inside. and of course can executives travel to Tokyo to fluences than to look for internal ergy is directed away from find- 1 can‘t forget my plastic lumber and those Downy refillbottles.Then berate their coinpctitors. Author problems to solve. Cultural and ing answers. If our society is con- here’s the McDonalds’ CFC-free foam packaging and... Michael Crichton writes a book racial differences add to the pos- sumed with bashing Japan, it is Maybe it’s me, but all this called Rising Sun that even favor- sible tension in addition to a his- not developing new ideas and in- Nick Jehlen sounds kind of silly. Isn’t it obvi- able reviewers say is xenophobic. tory of major conflicts. If this novations that could benefit ev- ous that these are just marketing The Boston Globe runs a picture attitude seems disturbing, it eryone. Off Center ploys to play off the new “green of a man standing atop a Japanese should. It’s the same attitude the There used to be a time in the consumers“? I guess it’s not sa car that he has just demolished. Nazis spread through their propa- United States when the prevail- :lex, or else people wouldn’t be falling all over themselves to buy Just what is it that fuels this spread ganda: our problems aren’t our ing attitude was to always seek xoducts that have that “environmental feel” to them. This wouldbe of Japan-bashing? Why has the fault, it’s the Jews who are re- ways to improve things -- not just great. except that almost all these new products aren’t any better United States taken a loyal ally of sponsible! Simply put, that type products, but also people and so than the old ones. Once again. however. consumers are making an over 40 years and tried to make it age-old mistake - they‘re believing the advertisers. into the villain of the decade? “We are all hurt because our problems are not I don’t mean to sound so cynical, but when DuPont starts touting There are a couple of obvious being solved, and our energy is directed awayfrom its record with the environrnalt as an attribute, its time to start answers. One is the recession. findinn answers.” worrying. The main problem, of course, is that advertisers and the which has brought hard thnes and industries themselves are making false claims. How do you tell forced the country to question its of thinking was disgusting then, ciety. It was this attitude that led which companies are lying and which ones are telling the truthaboul condition. The other is that this is and it’s disgusting now. Not only a group of revolutionary thinkers lheir products being environmentally safe? It’s easy: they‘re all an election year, and politicians is this particular mindset morally to write the Constitution. They lying. Well, not exactly, but it‘s a pretty good rule of thumb. are happy to grab onto anything bankrupt, it also ends up hurting didn’t write it so we could,brag Burger King‘s bags are a good example of the new advertising they can make an issue of. Yet, everyone. To return to the present about having a better document techniques. On them, they boast about their environmental program these obvious answers mask the case, the Japanese are the most than everyone else; they wrote it and claim to be saving the phetwith their new recycled bags. This fact that Japan-bashing has be- obvious victims. Americans end because they saw in it the best is not exactly a milestone in the environmental movement. All they come a major disgrace. Ameri- up blaming them and treating form of government for a new did was ch‘ange their packaging, and their new packaging isn’t all its cans who indulge themselves in them like enemies. And it is not nation. Somewhere over the cen- cracked up to be. It’s not just made of recycled paper -at least 5C this prejudice are little more than just the leaders who take blame, turies, too many Americans have percentofitisnew paperandmuchoftherest issawdust.At themosl children who throw tantrums be- but the entire society. All Japa- lost that attitude. They have this will mean slightly less paper goes into a landfill where it still cause they can’t have everything nese become the victims of this adopted instead an attitude than won‘t decompose for more than a hundred years, and when it does their way. The lruth of the matter indiscriininate hatred, even embraces hatred, short- those pretty green and blue inks on it will still run into the ground is that Japan-bashing really though most of them would like sightedness, and yes, laziness. For water. But now Burger King is “Earth Friendly”, so we can all feel doesn‘t have that muchtodo with to view Americans as friends. this is a lazy attitude, one irrevo- good about eating there -- assuming we’ve got our Rolaids with us Japan. It has to do with the United The next victims are Asian cably headed toward failure. If Burger King’s mindset is like that of most other corporations States. It has todo withanattitude Americans. Japanese Americans our society allows itself to be They figure that since they’ve been trashing the Earth for decades that blaming and hating some- are blamed because of their an- swept along with this attitude, that once they clean up their act just a little, they’ve become saviors body else -- anybody else -- is cestry, regardless of where they then we are all doomed to failure. of the planet. While it’s nice that they seem to be paying attention easier th,m trying to solve your grew up or whether they had any- to public opinion -- recent polls show that 80 percent of Americans own problems. thing to do with the problem. And Undoubtedly, there will be would rather buy environmentally safe products, even if they’re The crises that people have because this hatred is so thought- those individuals who cannot be moreexpensive -- they’rereally just not destroying theenvironmenl suddenly become very worried less and generalized, all Asian swayed from their hatred. They quite as quickly. about, from economic misman- Americans arc lumped in together will cling to it,like a security Burger King may have cornered the market on stretcGng tht agement to deficiencies in our to share that blame. The point blanket and continue to enjoy truth, but when it comes to outright lies, the award clearly goes tc educational system, are problems here is not just that these people bashing Japan. For those of you plastics manufacturers. In the past few years most of the trash bagf that have been with us for a long aren‘t Japanese. The point is that who do, I have just one comment: on the market have been mysteriously transformed into “degrad. time. Unfortunately, part of this regardless of who they are, they If some Japanese should criticize able“ trash bags. This simply means that the plastic they are madc altitude involves ignoring these should not be hated and vilified. you as an ignorant fool, don’t get of will eventually break down into. you guessed it, small pieces 01 problems for as long as possible. The last victims are Ameri- angry. Because they’re right. plastic. Supposedly these tiny pieces of plastic will be eaten b) Once the problem becomes too microorganisms. The microorganisms. however, don’t seem to bc great to ignore, it would be em- cooperating since they don’t have the enzymes need to break dowr barrassing to admit that it’s some- Hello. I’m a tiny little space, but please plastic. The m‘anufcturers do point out that this is not strictly theii thing that could have been fixed don’t consider me unimportant. That fault, and that some blame for this problem must be placed on God earlier. Therefore, the easy way Garbage bags are, of course, only one of thousands of product: our is to say that someone else is would hurt my feelings. Don’t do that! madc of thousands of kinds of plastic (not to mention wrapped in it at fault. Then, once absolved of and here lies a big problem. Very few plastics are recyclable at all all responsibility, there is no need and those that are must be sorted very carefully before bein$ processed -- one misplaced soda bottle ina load of milk jugs and tht Jason George, a junior majoring in socialpsychology, is a member see GREEN, page 14 ofthe TCUJudiciatyanda former Daily editor arid columnist.

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,.. , page five Thursday, February 27,1992 THE TUFTS DAILY FEATURES Fahmy wins comedy competition Please start frothing by MASSA BAYRAKDAR “I couldn’t believe Jeffrey But he did not begin performing Daily Staff Wnter Dahmer killed all those people until last fall, during the first se- “Reagan cane out with a new and ate 15 of them,” he said, mester’of his junior year. “I’ve when you hear the beep book the other day that is 600 “because I’m usually full after done a number of open-mike I never met an answering machine I didn’t hate. I hate them all, pages long. I was impressed be- three.” nights in Boston over the last six even my own. cause. for a guy of his age and As first place winner in the months,” he said, and these per- The problem I have with answering machines is that I have to da intelligence, that’s a lot of color,” contest, Fahmy won $100 and a formances have helped him to John Fahmy said. reciting an ex- plaque. “gain respect in ?e comedy field all the talking. Have you eve] cerpt of his winning open-mike According to Fahmy, the act [in Boston].” Dave Saltzman tried having a conversation and comedy act at Nick’s Comedy he performed was a“compi1ation By earning respect in the field felt like you had to do all the Stop Comedy Contest on Feb. 10. of about six months of work.” He of cotnedy, he means he would Salted Peanuts talking because the other person During the month of February. started writing out his ideas this like to “stopdoing open-mike and just would not respond? eight Boston area collcges and past summer. bouncing his ideas perform for pay and more time,” The other person would just look at you, so to avoid those universities participated in the off of his brother, who has “a Fahmy said. seemingly eternal gaps in the conversation you talk about something comedy competition at Nick’s really good sense of humor,” Fahmy does not plan on hav- else. And then somethingelse. And you realize that you‘re beginning Comedy Stop. Each school was Fahmy said. ing a career in comedy, nor does to sound like a blithering idiot (actually, it’s quite similar to writing designated a certain night to per- Fahmy often walksaroundwith he disregard the idea completely. a Features column), but even that’s better than just silently staring form. and a winner was chosen a tape recorder so that he can “I like to consider it a serious at the other person. from each school. Of the seven record his ideas as they come to hobby. I would like to beadoctor, That’s why I hate answering machines; I have to carry the students from Tufts who per- him. but if I’m offered this amazing conversation all by myself. Talk about pressure. formed. Fahiny won the Tufts di- In writing his comedy, Fahmy contract I would delay those My typical message unfortunately sounds something like, “Hey. vision of the contest. He will con- John, it’s Dave. I got your message. but you‘re not there so you’ll tinue to compete in the finals on have to listen to my message. Actually. it’s not that you will listen tc March 4 against the other seven my message, because you actually me hearing my message righl finalists from the other schools. now as we speak. Well, actually. I’m the only one speaking righl In describing his act. F‘ahmy now.but when youhearthisit won’tevenberightnow; it’llbeearlier said it was “good clean fun.“ today. Or yesterday if you get back after midnight today. Tomorrow. During the five to seven minutes tonight -- whatever, Anyway, I’m going to stop talking now, because dotted to each person, Fahmy if I don’t, I’ll just keep on talking until I start frothing at the mouth “poked fun at current events and and sounding like our professor. So just call me back.” gave a biography of [himself].” All I want is some kind of response. All I want is an answering Includedin this biography,Fahmy machine that will say “uh huh’or something after 20 seconds. Idon’l makes jokes such as, “At Tufts, evencare what kindof“uhhuh.”I‘dprefer a“Yeah,okay,sure”kind I’m majoring in Agricultural of “uh huh,” but I‘d even settle for a “You got the right one, baby Management because I’d like to’ uh huh“or a “That’s the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, uh huh uh huh be a shepherd. Actually. I‘m pre- That‘s the way, uh huh uh huh....’’ med but after failing chemistry, I The worst kind of answering machines are the ones that beep 12 still don‘t know the difference times before you can start talking. Or rather, before it starts between protons, neurons and recording. You can start talking any time you want, and some croutons,” hc said. machines even try to trick you into speaking to early -- especiallj In poking funat current events. After the competition, Fahmy celebrated with some friends. when there are other people around you. The machine will saj Fahmy made jokes about the Jef- - something like “Wait for the beep,” it’ll beep, and you’ll start to saq frey Dahrner case. finds it helpful that he has learned plans,” Fahmy said. something. Then two seconds later it’ll beep a few more times. “I was watchingit [thetrial]on to “apprcciatc good humor” and The final competition, “The My conversation becoines something like, “Hey, J --”BEE€ TV,“ said F‘ahmy, “aid found it understand the difference between Bean Pot Comedy Contest,” is “Hey, J --”BEEP“Hey --‘’BEEP BEEPBEEP“Hey!!” So then,] intcresting that his defense law- cheap jokes like the ones Andrew named after the ‘annual Bean Pot have to start all over again, feeling like a complete idiot while yer was trying to convince the hockey tournament between four everyone stares at me. Dice Clay makes ‘and creative jury that he [Dahmer] wm a de- jokes, like those of George Carlin. Boston area schools. The winner And those of you who like to leave long out-going messages on vout Christian because on Fri- Fahmy admires and finds inspira- of the Comedy Contest will re- your machines, stop. No one wants to listen tonriy message for five days, he only ate fishennen.” tion in the work of comedians ceive $1000 and also be part of a minutes. no matter how clever you think you may be. The other Dahmer joke Fahm y George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld and headlining act one night. Even my machine annoys me. It records everything. The typical tells deals with the differences Franklin Ajaye. Fahmy encourages all Tufts message I receive is. “Riiiiing [somehow. the machine records a hetween Fahmy’s and Dahmer’s students to attend the contest on phone ringing J Riiiiing. If you’d like to make acall, please hang up “I’ve beena big fan of comedy diets. since high school,” Fahmy said. March 4 at 8:30 p.m. and try again. If you need hclp, hang up and then dial your operator.... If you‘d like to make a call, please hang up and try again ....” I come home. see the light blinking. and think someone lovesine, only to lean1 that my machine has pissedoff the operator’srecording Red Sox lose their owner at 83 again. Bad machine. Bad. Mrs. Yawkey. a onetime fash- the American League in 1901. ers and, in 1987, purchased So that‘s why I hate answering machines. They’re bad enough to ion model in New York, died at Mrs. Yawkey also put up Fenway LeRoux’s general partnership, make me escape to some backwater region just to get away. If you MassachusetLs General Hospital Park and other assets and became giving her and Harrington major- need to get in touch with me, just leave a message. Start frothing al at 2:45 p.m. president of the club. To help ity rule over Sullivan. the beep. Mrs. Yawkey wa< a prominent complete the deal, worth an esti- One source last year listed the philanthropist as well as the prin- mated $20 million at the time, 30 value of the Red Sox, including Phi Beta Kappa members announced cipal owner of the Red Sox since limited partnership shares were the park and real estate, at $180 the death of her husband, Tho- sold for $500,000 each. million, but many others think The Executive Committee of Delta Chapter are pleased to Differences of opinion in the mnounce election of the following students to membership in Phi mas, in 1976, a multimillionaire that figure is possibly $20million operation of the club split the 3eta Kappa. The initiation will take place in Goddard Chapel at 1:30 who purchased the club in 1933. too low. She was a trustee of the Dana- general partners, with Mrs. Although there have been re- 3.m. on Sunday, April 12, 1992. Interested faculty are invited to Yawkey and Sullivan often vo\- ittend. Professor Seymour 0. Simches will give the Farber Cancer Institute andof the ports that the club would be sold Emeritus ing 2- 1 against LeRoux, the chief to the highest bidder when Mrs. )ration, and David Rivard of the English department will read some Yawkey Foundation, which sup- architect of putting together the Yawkey died, Sullivan, the club’s if his own poems. ports a 40,000-acre wildlife ckn- ter in South Carolina and pro- package for purchase of the Red assistant general manager when Seniors Kim, Cathleen M. vides endowment funds for mi- sox, Tom Yawkey died, may have the Abdulhayoglu, Emil S. Levy, Allison J. norities andothersneeding schol- Then. in 1983,LeRoux,acting first option. Anand, Meeta Lynch, Shannon M. arship aid. at the insistence of limited part- According to testimony inSuf- Ben-Ur, David M. Nagy, Corinne G. She also was a strong sup- ners he had brought in, attempted folk County Superior Court in Brisson, Christopher R. Poleshuck, Laura R. porter of the BoysandGirls Clubs to seize control of the club. Mrs. 1983,the original agreement gives Cariati, Sophia L. Radinsky, Marla J. of Boston, amateur baseball in Yawkey and Sullivan went tocourt a general partner the right of first Cavallo, Jennifer A. Schoen, Lindsay M. Boston. the New England Sports and won a brief struggle with refusal in the event another wishes Chambless, Amy F. Shyavitz, Abby P. Museum and the Boston Pops and LeRoux.ShearidJohnHarrington, to sells or dies. Chang, Yoonryee Solomon, Rebecca K. Boston Symphony orchestras. the Red Sox treasurer when the Mrs. Yawkey was born Jean Davidson, Mitchell A. Tanaka, June After the death of her husb;lnd team was purchased in 1978 and Remington Hollander in Brook- Freeman, Douglas C. Winkle, Amy M. from leukemia. she prevented sale her close adviser. were the princi- lyn, N.Y., on Jan. 24, 1909, and Gaarder, Kirsten L. Zucker, Ryan J. of the Red Sox to other prospcc- pal witnesses in Suffolk Superior grew up in Freeport on Long Is- Gleason, Benjamin J. Juniors tive interests by joining with two court. land. She was graduated from Grauer, Jonathan N. Bardanis, Emanuel N. longtime friends, Haywood Mrs. Yawkey formed the JRY Freeport High School in 1926. Groves, John T. Bogardus, Kevin F. Sullivan. a onetime reserve Cow. and becamechairwomanof She waseditoroftheschoolpaper Gundel, Jeremy P. Golebiowski, Rafal catcher for the team. and Buddy the board of directors as the sole and a member of several school Hassell, Shawn J. Nicholas, Scott A. LeRwx. a fonner trainer. in re- owner. She named Harrington clubs. Hawkins, Craig H. Rudich, Sharon E. taining control with a purchase president with the right to repre- According to classmates, she Inners, Rebecca B. Sinokrot, Rashad R. mangement. sent her when she did not attend married a star basketball player

I 1 111-1978? the three put UD $1 meetings. after graduation, but there are million each to become a general Mrs. Yawkey also exercised conflicting reports on whether the JRestin Peace, Mrs. Yawkey- 1 partner in ownership of the fran- her right and purchased limited marriage ended in his death or I I chise founded with fonnation of partnerships from dissident own- divorce. page six THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, February 27,1992 LISTINGS And you thought it was safe to return to the Arts section .... cover $8.246 Tremont St., Bos- Thursday ton. Call 695-2989 for tickets, or CONCERTS call Ticketmaster. CHRISTOPHER’S:Wendy Sobel MUSEUMS and Kathy Phipps. $6 at the door, MUSEUMOF FINE hlS: The 8:OO p.m. start, Porter Square, Art of Music Video series contin- Cambridge, 876-9180. ues with “Notes from the Under- ground”, celebrating the 10th CLUB3: Great Caesar’s Ghost anniversary of MTV. $4.50 stu- and Reach. $4 cover, 9:00 p.m. dents. For information, call 267- start, 608 Somerville Ave., 623- 9300 x306. 6957. MUSEUMOF FINEARTS: Gal- JOHNNYD’s: Sonny Sharrock. lery Talk on Fra Bartolommeo, 9:30 p.m. start, 17 Holland St., given by Jeffrey Fontana. 7:OO Somerville, 776-9667. p.m. call 267-9300 x3OO. MIDDLEEAST RESTAURANT: ISABELLASTEWART GARDNER Bristols, Hot Box, Pirana Broth- MUSEUM:Imaging the’ Serf in ers, and Xanna Dont (18+). 472 Mass. Ave., Cambridge, 354- Renaissance Italy, an exhibit of Italian Renaissance art objects 8238. collected by Isabella Stewart Gardner. FreeToursonThursday. NIGHTSTAGE: David Benoit and Continues until April 3. $3, stu- EllenBennet. 7:30p.m. and 1030 dents; $6, adults. 2 Palace Rd, p.m.shows. 823Mass.Ave.,Cam- Boston. 566-1401. bridge, 497-8200. SDrhis iust around the corner. when we all can sit out on the Datio with a drink and a stone lion. INSTITUTE OF CONTEMPORARY PARADISE:Macey’s Parade, T.T.THE BEAR’SPLACE: Seven 1hO.Warren Hutcherson,Larry WILLOW JAZZ CLUB:Joey hTA11 My Wfe,a performance League Boots, Camp, and Bug Myles, Brendan McMahon. 835 Caldorom Trio. 623-9874. Pangea, United Snakes, and by Betsy Salkind. 8:00p.m., tick- Shrubs (18+). 967 Comm. Ave., Juice. 492-0082. Beacon Street, Boston,4246996. Boston, 254-2052. ets are $8.955 Boylston St. 266- 5152. THETAM: Boston Baked Blues. CANTAB Ck: 800 “Comedy COMEDY Variety Show”. 738 Mass Ave, PLOUGHAND STARS:Madeline 277-0982. BOSIDN’SIMPROV CLUB: CONCORDMUSEUM: Exhibit of Cambridge, 354-2685. See Hall & the Rh ythem Hounds. 912 Friday’s listing. Americana. $3 students, $5 adults. COTTON CLUB: Live World Mass. Ave., Cambridge, 492- 200Lexin@nRd,Concord, 9653. MA. Music followed by dancing to MUSEUMS (508) 369-9763. COMEDYCONNECTION: see LatinandHousemusic. %5Mass. MUSEUMOF FMARTS: Kiss of Friday’s listing. THE RATHSKELLER: The Re- Ave, Boston, 541-0101. Death, a film by Mike Leigh. MOBIUS:“CultivatingtheVerve”, turnables, My Familiar, and Dr. 6:OO p.m.; Nuts in May, Leigh’s Carrot. $6, 528 Comm. Ave., an interactive performace piece 0u~~L1~1~s:cliffsofDoneen.most popular film, 8:OOp.m.Tick- involving acoustic and electric Boston, 536-2750. 29 Hancock St., Quincy, 328- ets to both shows are $4.50 each. Sunday .. music, at Boston’s Artist-run ex- 1500. Shown in the Remis Auditorium perimental gallery. $5 students. CONCERTS THE TAM:’Young Neil and the of the MFA. 267-9300. 8:00 p.m., Friday and Saturday. COMEDY T.T. THE BEAR’SPLACE: Rock Vipers. 1648 Beacon St., 354 Congress St. 542-7416. Against Death (RAD) concert, Brookline, 277-@82. THE COMEDY CONNECIION: Jim THEATER featuring Big Barn Buming and David, Frank Santorelli, Chuck MASS BAYTHEATRE: Samuel Carnal Garage. Poetry will be T.T. THE BEL&-‘sPLACE: John Friday Skl~.39 1-0022 Beckett’s Waitingfor Godot. 404 read as well. 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COMEDY new, young jazz trumpet player. allonga & Olga Roman, music of COMEDY CONNECTION: Tony V. $13. 111 Perkins St., Jamaica CATCH A RISINGSTAR: John Spain. $10,7:30 p.m. start. 497- Comedy Showcast--TomBailey. Plain, MA, 522-1394. Henton, Larry Sullivan, Sue 8200. 8:30 p.m. $6. The Charles Play- McGinnis. Shows at 7:30 p.m. Saturday house, Boston, Ma. 391-0022. NIGHTSTAGE:Parade, up and and 9:30 p.m. Harvard Square. COMEDY 661-9887. CONCERTS coming local alternative band. __ COMEDY CONNECTION: Billy CHRISTOPHER’S:Martin Sex Jn THE IWROV:James Stephens Tickets $6, showtime, 9:OO p.m. . Martin Comedy Central, Jok STITCHES:8:OO p.m. Frank I11 at the Improv from Feb. 25 to 823 MainStreet,Cambridge,497- Shows at 8:30 P.m. and 10:30 David. 8:30p.m. show, $6. -7 ___ __ March 1. Shows at 8:30 p.m., 9287. Santos, “TheR-rated Hypnotist” p.m. 876-9180. CLUB3: Living in Trees, Free Ongoing Society, and Urban Oasis. 623- 1437. . 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1‘ I Thursday, February 27,1992 THE TUFTS DAILY page seven ARTS I Was Young, I Cavedogs let the music s.peak by PHILIP DUNLAP home-bakedgoodness, and this is Their humor is part-flippant, Contributing Writer what keeps them that way: the part-goofy. but the songs and the The Cavedogs are possibly the Dogs let the music speak for it- sounds remain solid musically, Needed the Money most compared band hiexistence. self, leaving the messages and the even with little divergences like Have you ever gone through the papers you wrote back in higk Listeners will recognize the in- lyrics loose as the minor-range the carousel opening to “On For school? I have, and they weren’t that great. Maybe you’ve gone fluences of many bands in their vocals tighten them and anchor The Ride” and the Tuba solo in through an old family album and seen what a fool you were in you1 polished, deliberate sound. a trait them to the song. “Tarzan And His Arrowheads.” youth. Don’t you wish you coulc which carries for everyone a per- Having been produced by Songs with titles like “Love Gre- Matt Carson erase that 1974 summer day frolr sonal impression of their style. Michael Bienhorn (Red Hot Chili nade,”“Sorrow (Boots Of Pain),” existence? You know, the day yo1 Among their comparisons, the Peppers), they are also more and“Boy InAPlastic Bubble”are If They Move, Kill ’Em were playing in the inflatabk most overused description of this rhythm-conscious. The drums right in step with the inherent backyard pool with the kid nexi smart Boston triumvirate is prob- jump with playful tapping, and humor of the band, which can be door, buck naked save for an enormous cowboy hat and a six-gun ably “Beatlesesque.“ Other the bass compliments with sub- characterized by their name. It’s Many well-known actors have similar eras in their careers. I doubl prominent influences include ‘60s dued, almost pessimistic charm. meaningless throw-away if any of them ever played nudist-aqua-buckaroo on the set betweer throwback bands, fellow Boston “Boy In Aplastic Bubble,” the kookiness, but just solid enough takes. but looking back on some early films of the rich and famous acts. and punk, pop. ‘and garage first single, exudes a sarcastic sounding for us to ask, “They’re hey might as well have. music sounds and sensibilitics. sentiment. but with a driving, not serious, are they?” Everybody knows that Tom Selleck burst onto the enterlainmeni But to search out every single moving, pounding to-and-fro of Sure enough, they’re not, and scene in 1967 as bachelor #2 on The Dating Game, and went froiw influence would only be ;I feeble- guitars that dcxsn’t let the listener they veer in and out of so many there to soap operas. But soaps don’t count; loads of performers were minded attempt to pigeon-hole stop to consider just what’s hap- different sounds and themes that 3n soaps. including Meg Ryanand Warren Beatty. It’s like some son this’refreshingly sincere band. If pcning. “Sorrow (Boots of Pain)” they appear to want to avoid be- Jf Masonic society with secret handshakes and everything. Soaps you were forced to put them in a goes from almost angry, hard- ing grasped in any way. “Tarzan It% no problem for an actor to live down. Some actors’ pasts are specific category at. say. HMV. ened verses to a bouncy chorus, and his Arrowheads” is a classic much more surprising and inexcusable. They have been grazing in you’d have to put The Cavcdogs and “Murder” is a scathing. rac- Cavedogs driving, mounting ride Ihe meadows of vast success, but there are many films stuck to theii that gets as close to inspirational shoes. force as they probably want to It is commonly believed that Sylvester Stallone’s first film was get, stopping only for a Sousa- 1976’s Rockj, which won him two Oscar nominations (Best Acto] like marching break against a md Best Screenplay). No such luck. In 1971, he had a bit part as a charming tuba solo. “On for the thug on a subway in Woody Allen’s Banutrus. It was a very fumy Ride”istouching ‘and subtlypow- movie, but how would Sly feel today if someone said to him, “We’d erfu1,and“You’rePutAway(Fo1- like you to be in this movie. Youdoq’t haveany lines, and you’re only derol)” is a moving, moody com- inone scene. but we think you’re right for the part of themugger who ment that makes ypu want to lie Eats up the short Jewish guy with glasses.” downandrest(but onahardfloor. Though it was a better role than his current dereliction Stop or Mq as if you don’t deserve to be too ’ Mom Will Shoot!, Sly can probably look back on Bananas and laugh comfortable). ‘though I doubt if he’ll ever work with Woody Allen again). They drift and bob between 3ne of Dennis Quaid’s early starring roles, on the other hand, is harmonious calm and discordant iefmitely no laughing matter. It is equally serious for Shelly Long, thrash, playing guitar rock, power who co-starred. It‘s not such a tough break for Ringo S tarr, who also pop, polka, and classic riffs, but :ostarred, because we’ve come to expect stuff like this from him. not buying all the,way into any I’ I hefilm is 198 1‘s Caveman.When watching this mercilessly stupid The Cavedogs shouldn’t be pigeonhholed by the feebleminded. one of these notiws. They are ilm, the audience can do nothing but wonder what the investors conscious of all of.$these styles were smoking when the put money into this project. Whatever it in their own category. ing song about televised war, with and what they can do, which was, Dennis was probably smoking something stronger, since he It’s the very original, quirky, the sardonic chorus, “It’s only makes the band and the songs ilready had some excellent fihns on his resume. including the semi-serious. semi-sarcastic murder.” themselves come off as the real %car-winning classic Bveukiiig Away ( 1979). meshing and molding that makes It’s a wonderful, strong bal- innovators. The vocals are never The Oscar is not exactly a vaccination against the disease of The Cavedogs a band you can ance, confident and secure, but totally upbeat, and never totally :rummy movies. Michael Caine won for lfunrzahandHer Sisters in listen to no matter what mood joking slightly. We get the feeling brooding. They linger somewhere 1986and then found himself in Jaws: theReveiige the very next year. you‘re in: whether you’re in the that The Cavedogs are poking fun in an olive haze, giving us a pur- -le was probably longing for those good old days in the late mood fo sipespressocandcontem- at us, and that wc don‘t quite get gatorial yearning to be lead to a ;eventies. when he and a bunch of washed-up character actors did plate your ‘angst. pass daisies out the joke. saccharine joy, but holding back 3eyo~idthe Poseidoir Adventure. Caine is lucky; he has such a long to strangers and smile like a They ‘re that smart, dry kind of just enough to tell us we’ll never ist of great credits that when he steps wrong, it doesn’t hurt his lobotomite. or bum your parcnt’s funny that never quite gets into reach what doesn‘t exist. )atting average too much. car in a great flaming tribute to the outright humor of bands like The Dogs displayed this origi- The same goes for Sean Connery. He did better Bond movies than The Dark One. The Dead Milkmen, Too Much nality and honesty on their first myone else could ever hope too. He and Caine starred in The Muit Their newest album. Soul Joy, or the more tongue-in-cheek album, Joy Rides For Shut-Ins, Vho WouldBe King,one of the best adventure epics of all time. And Martini. due out soon, is chock XTC. These guys aren’t about to which is actually acompilationof le won an Oscar for The Untouchables. But, look in Sean’s closet full 0‘ solid, tight. unpretentious, be blatant about anything. They albumless singles and demo ma- md the skeleton there will tell you about alame-o sci-fi flick called uti-artsy songs that don’t bonk us never get so loose that they’re terial, produced by several differ- 7nrdoz. in which Mr. Connery wears a diaper for two hours. You’ll over the head with their prosaic cartoony, or so sarcastic that ent people and spruced up by qualities. They don’t try too hard they’re bitter, or so serious that see MONEY, page 11 to tell us that they are simple they’re a joke. see ALBUM, page 14 pagk eight - THE TUFl’S DAILY Thursday, February 27,1992 SPORTS Runners switch gears, step on gas by MICHAEL Q. CAUNEDO “Our young team really came Anderson closed his collegiate, Daily Staff Writer of age that day. A lot of the kids dual-meetcareerwitha winin the The men’s crack team has put gave their season-best perfor- 400-meters, while lreshman their early-season misfortunes mances, a few even coming in sprinting star The0 Ivanovic behind them to put together a with personal records,” head placed second in both the 50- and I coach Connie Putnam said. 200-meiers behind an outstand- Men’s The following week the team ing Fitchburg runner. 1 continued their winning ways as Finally, last weekend the team I Track they hosted Bates, Colby, competed in the New England Brandeis, and Fitchburg State in Diviqion 111 championships. The string of three strong perfor- Cousens Gym. In a sport where Jumbos finished fourth among 33 mances in the last three weeks as meets are often won and lost by a teams. trailing only Williams, the the indoor season begins winding M,f-point,the Jumbos dominated Coast Guard Academy, and meet- - down to an end. the competition, thrashing sec- hosts Massachusetts Institute of The team’s fortune began to ond-place Bates by 59 1/2 points. Technology. Putnam was content turn for the better at the eight- Several Jumbos handed in top with his team’s performance. team Greater Boston Conference performances. Sophomore Pat “I’m pleased with any top-five meet (GBCs) held on Feb. 7 and Dinino won in the triple jump and finish,” he said. “We lost a lot of 8. At a competitivemeet consist- fiished second in the high jump. points to graduation .... this was ing of eight of the best teams in Sophomore Evan Hill also had a considered a building year.” the area, the Jumbos placed a strong day, winning the 55-meter Putnm also said, though, that strong fifth. beating Division 111 hurdles arid taking second in the the team “could have found ways rivals Massachusetts Institute of long jump. Junior Mike Frisoli to score more points,” pointing Technology and Bowdoin as well also helped add to the point total out that the tcarn was shut out in as Division I1 Bentley College. with a second place showing in the 35-pound weight, 55-meter They finished behind four Divi- the shot put. hurdles. and 1000- and 500- sion I scholarship teams. Middle-distance man Roger meters. Several Jumbos turned in solid performances at the meet. Ivanovic, now ranked sixth in the nation in the 400-meters. placed second in both that event and the 200-meters. Anderson, who has also cracked the national top ten Photo by Karl Schatr in the 800-meters, finished fourth Men’s track was a light year’s leap ahead of other Div.-III teams. \ in that event. Meanwhile, the Jumbo relay five team members to the meet: teams scored high marks. The freshman Ivanovic in the 400s, Frisoli again helped the squad 4x800 team (Anderson, Eric sophomores Anderson in the 800 by winning the shot put, while Desautels, Andre Cheznocov, and and Dinino in the triple jump, Dinino finished second in the Jeff Stelnik) turned in a season- junior Frisloi in the shot put, and triple jump. In addition, Steven best timeof 8: 12in finishing fifth. senior McEachern in the 5000. Romero placed second in the The distance medley relay team This weekend will close out the 3000, Keith Bough took home also Fished fifth. indoor year as there are no more fifth in the pole vault, and Joe This weekend Boston Univer- meets, other than the March .6 Photo by Karl Schatz McEachernclaimed the sixth slot sity hosts the New England All- ECACs. scheduled in New En- The men’s track team vaulted over the competition at Cousens. in the 5000. Divisions. The Jumbos will send gland.

riueman cmucnes low, Ius head swiveling above a strong neck. He scans thp premises with a keen eye, always aware. “Damn, an&her blank space in the Daily,” he says not too eloquently. “Better think of something to put in that spot.” Is there an important message he can convey? No, I he’s heard it all so many times that a wave of nausea washes over him if he even considers the prospect, sorta like the feeling you get when you realize you left the door open to your pet mongoose’s cage while your roomate is still sleeping on the rug. It’s almost like when your mom tells you, yes, you have to kiss your ancient aunt Haniet at the Christmas dinner. So Filleman considers his alternatives. finallv deciding that he had I , 0 ------I better take two aspirin and call his psychiatrist again before the white jacket actually starts to fit. J Thursday, February 27,1992 THE TUFTS DAILY pagenine ~

SPORTS ‘4 Summers coaches final match Rocket Rog and the Squash squad finishes second in finale of coach’s career by SNEHAL SHAH S.S. Minnow Daily staff Writer It’s absolutely amazing that Roger Clemens is still alive today The men‘s squash team played With the arrogant and insolent display of egocentrism that thc its last matches of the season this Rocket has put on this week, it’s truly amazing that the headstroni past weekend at the 1992 Na- hurler’s head hasn’t simply ex Geoff Lepper ploded. Incase you‘vemissed it,Rogei kpper’s CO/Umfly has missed the first three days o Red Sox training camp, choosinl instead to exercise his contractual right to stay at home, continue hi! tional Intercollegiate Squash Team Championships at Yale workout routine, and make an appearance at a charity benefit it Houston last night. A spokeswoman (well, a secretiuy, really) fron University. The squad beat both the office of Alan Hendricks. Clemens’ agent, said yesterday tht Connecticut and Hamilton Col- three time Cy Young-winner is planning on showing up in Winte, leges. only to lose the Suinmers Haven sometime this weekend. Trophy and finish second to Uni- Hmmm. If it’s February, it must be time for all hands to report tc versity of California al Berkeley. the S.S. Feriway -- which looksinore and more like the S.S. Minnow The Suminers Trophy is in taking on water and being very nearly lost at sea before the seasor honor of Jumbo Coach Bill Sum- even begins. mers ’fat her. John Summers ,who It’s true that, because of the basic agreement between majo, was a coach at the Massachusetts league players and owners, Clemens’ presence isn’t required ir Institute of Technology for 27 Florida until March 6. And it‘s true that the Escape Center, whicl years and a four-time National Singles title-winner. Because this helps abused children, is a thoroughly worthy cause, deserving 01 Clemens’ time. is Coach Summer’s last season at It’s also true that a player either shows up on that date or tells hi! Tufts and in coaching. the team team he’s going to be late. And it’s just as true that Hobson woulc desperately wanted to give him certainly give Clemcns a few days off to take care of his commit. this trophy. Thus, coming in sec- inents, hud the star culled him. ond in the Summers Trophy Divi- That, of course, is the crux of the matter, because Clemens ha! sion was heartbreaking for the not even made the slightest effort to contact his employers. team. Several theories have sprung up to explain this fact: 1) Clemen5 Captain James “Doc” Porter is too busy t‘aking care of his appeanances and conditioning, 2 reflected team sentiment when he Clemens feels that because of the bargaining agreement, the Sol commented, “We wanted to win don’t need to hear from him. 3) this is Clemcns’ protest over tht this one for Coach. Its really dis- firing of his good friend and pitching coach, Bill Fischer, or 4)thii appointing and sad that we could is Clemens’ protest over the recent repatriation of the Haitiar not give this to him.” refugees. The team beat Connecticut 7- Answers #1 or #2 are the most likely prospects, because Clemen! 2 to start the competition. Game isn’t stupid. He is, at times, childish, arrogant, annoying, and rude winners were James Porter (3-0), And he certainly doesn’t have the foggiest clue how to get himsel Tad Hogan (3-0). Lewis Briggs some good public relations. But he isn’t dumb. Clemens know! (3-0), Todd Myers (3-0), Fred exactly what he’s doing. And what he’s doing is stabbing aknife intc Greg0 (3-0). Greg Menikoff (3- he back of poor old Butch Hobson. O), Tom Berkman (3-0) and Nick A simple phone call would have made this whole situation a no- von Der Wense (3-1). iews story. and we’d be discussing the MILL (Major Indoor The squad then faced Hamilton dacrosse League). Instead, Cleinens let his inflating intellect take College. who heat Bates in the first round. and also won by a 7- Dai/y fi/e photo see BRAT, page 11 2 count. Match will,,crs were Bill Summers will be leaving coaching after 35 years.

Bulls, Pacific Division looking forward to the playoffs~ By JASON M. SAMUELS scary next season. Hornet rookie tunately, his new tein the San been wondering wherelegendary 1x1 the western conference, Daily Staff Writer forward Larry Johnson is play- Antonio Spurs might be wishing scoring machine Bernard King unless Houstonget itsacttogether, With just about six weeks left ing like a Barkley prototype, 18.3 that Vinnie had come with a war- is? Bernard had his knee repaired the mighty PacificDivision could in the NBA regular season, there ppg, 11.4 rpg, 48 percent field ranty, because so far this season again after last season and has send six of its seven teams to the are few surprises left: teamsknow goal and second-year guard the microwave has been defec- missed the entire season thus far. playoffs: Golden State. Portland, what they can do and who can do Kendill Gill( 19.8ppg,5.0rpg)is the. Johnson,acareer46percent According to Bul- Pheonix, Seattle, and both the it. a SDortscenter redar... shooter. has hit onlv 32 Dercent let PR man L.A. Lakers and Clippers, while Matt Wil- ’ the weakMidwest Division would At this point,only thechicago -L, Bulls can enjoy thinking about c I i a m s , send only two. Utah and San An- the coming postseason. They will is making a se- , “Bernard tonio. Do thc Bulls carc?... most likely enjoy home-court is working Who is the most underrated advantage through the Eastern home player in the NBA? It might be Conference tinakunless ofcoursc with his “never nervous“ Pervis Ellison. Michael Jordan and Scottie own physi- center for the Washington Bul- Pippen get hurt. PI Tllr I V G thera- lets. Most NBA fans would laugh Other than the “Shaquille and we if you mentioned Ellison with the O’Neal please go pro” lottery are hoping to likes of Patrick Ewing, Hakeem team, the rest of the league, (in- see him back Olajuwon or David Robinson, cluding perennial lottery teams ““uuvll “ ”. mid- but Ellison‘s stats show that he the Heat. the Nets and the Clip- Rookie of March.” Matt deserves mention alongside his pers), are currently in a rough the Year \ reluctantly admitted elire peers. batrle for playoff position. honors. Bernardmightnotbe This season Ellison is averag- Here are some quick dispatches However A next sea- ing 20.8 ppg, 12.1 rpg. 3 apg, has from the NBA front: Mutombo, totalled 136 blocks and is shoot- Head Coach Don Chaney was whn k nvpr- What about ing a very accurate 53 percent fired last week by the Houston ,y[ hv that “other” legend, from the floor. Compared to the Rockets. Even thoughChwiey was Larry Bird?TheCeltics center “elite,” Ellison averages

named NBA Coach of the Year -a- --*“ officialssay Bird willmost more rebounds then Ewing (1 1.0 last season and his Rockets were 151 b likely be back March 1. rpg), is much more accurate then a game above .500 this year, doesn’t seem d After watching Tuesday Olajuwon (49 FG percent) and Chaney still got the boot. Chaney worried. Said night’s embarassing loss to the dishes out more assists then was one of the few existing black the former Nets, including a unreal, Robinson (2.6 apg). These head coaches in team sports, and --- pin of a Dee comparisions must pain Sacra- his firing leaves only 2 black head know who is BrowndunkattemptbyYalealum mento fans who saw Pervis traded coaches, Cleveland’s Lenny mv rnn- - Chris Dudley, even Knick fans by the Kings to the Bullets after Wilkins and Washington’s Wes ;eider. think JOHNS MUTOMISO arebeginningtofeelsympathetic. the ‘89-90 season (back then he Unseld, left among the 27 team I’m by myself goal attempts Bird, averaging 20.9 ppg, 9.6 rpg ollly averaged 8 ppg). Certainly NBA ... to win it ...” this season, while playing in al- and 6.2 apg when put on the in- Pervis will not be nervous accept- If the Charlotte Hornets (18- RememberVinnie“themicro- most 20 minutes a game (Vinnie jured list, will have to lift the C’s ing his “Comeback Player of the 36) get lucky in the upcoming wave”Johnson?Rememberwhen didhavesurgeryafter last season, up on his aching back when ‘he Year” award ... NBA draft lottery and are able to he used to “warm up” and make so it might be just a matter of re turns... Los Angeles Laker head coach draft Alonzo Morning or all of those seemingly impossible time)... Put Dennis Rodman on the Shaquille O’Neal, they could be shots for the Pistons. Well, unfor- Speaking of surgery, have you- “dream team” ... see DUNLEAVY, page 11 page ten THE TUFTS DAILY L Thursday, February 27,1992 Issues discussed TRUSTEES ing that the nominations must be continued from page 1 kept “in silence” although the a summary of the presidential process as a whole can be re- FALL MAJOR search committee’s progress so ported. far. Swimmer, the academic affairs Although committee chair trusteerepresentative,saidhedoes Brian O’Connell could not be not plan to broach any issues with reached for comment, Lambert his committee at their meeting said yesterday the report will fo- this weekend. He said he may PROPOSALS cus on the activities of the com- discuss the academic minors pro- mittee since.candidate nomina- posal that faculty members will tion for university president be- vote on next month, as well as the are this Sunday, March 1. Anyone gan being accepted last month. states of different departments. Trustee Representative Joe Swimmer, amemberof the search AngelaFinney, the trusteerep- interested in proposing a musical, committee , said yesterday resentative for development. said O’Connell will brief the Trustees she views the weekend meeting on the committee’s work, but no as “routine” and that the major please call Adam at 629-7896. major revelations will be made. items on the agenda were deci- “The Trustees won’t get any sions regarding tuition increases - more information than anyone and reviews of the fiscal 1993 else,” Swimmer said, emphasiz- university budgets.

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He‘s the best starting like the Terry Cooney fiasco, There‘s an interesting anec- only one way for Hobson, who’s intellect has decided that what‘s pitcher in baseball, over a whole where Clemens vents his own dote in The Jordan Rules, the inade his living a,. a manager, to best for Roger is all that matters: year. And when he finally does uncontrollable temper to the ex- best-selling book concerning gain the respect ofRoger Clemens: . it doesn’t mattcr that this decision surface at Chain,O‘Lakes, he’ll treme detriincnt of his own Michael Jordan and his Chicago Sit him down. In this climate of ha$ totally undermined Hobson’s probably be in the best shape of ballclub -- has proven one thing. Bull teammates. One day in a multi-milliomiresat every posi- credibility asmanager of thisnine. his life, thanks to his infamous Roger Clemens cares about practice, Jordan felt his team had tion. the only real power a man- Nor. I think, does he even care personal conditioning program. himself first. hiinself second. and been cheated out of a point in an ager or coach has over a player is that this also hurts his credibility But if I had to pick a starting himself only. Clemens’ single- intra-squad scrimmage. and there- playing time. a$ a “team leader.” pitcher to win one single game, mindedness has backed his man- fore lost the game. Jordan got into To take control of the situa- Will this early blow-up have Clemens wouldn’t even rank ager in to a corner. He has, inten- a heated shouting match with the tion, Hobson must pitch Frank i effect on Clemens’ chances among my top 10 choices. Be- tionally or not, challenged scorekeeper, Doug Collins, who Viola on Opening Day in Yankee at the tihe was-the Bulls’ re- Stadium-And he must tell cently-namedheadcoach. Instead Clemens that if he doesn’t stop of standing up to Jordan and tell- acting like a spoiled ten-year-old NOBODY ing him not to act so childishly, who pouts when he doesn’t get to Domino’s Collins kissed and made up with start on his Little League team, Jordan in front of the press at the he‘ll end up like all those spoiled .DOMINO’S- next day‘s practice. Jordan said 10-year olds wound up: nailed to HawYouLtkeRzza At Home. that from that day on. he could the bench. Pizza Ordinary Lakers miss Magic DUNLEAVY DOC.... continued from page 9 Game to watch Portland at Let us serve you dinner. Mike Dunleavy better hope that Chicago. 1:OOp.m. ESTonNBC. Last week it was suggested here they put Magic‘s retired jersey up that you watch Tim Hardaway We have what you want. in the Forum with Velcro, because try to perform an encore segment theMagic-lessLakers(29-25)are of his masterpiece NBA theater becoming easy prey for their vs. the Celtics. Well, in that game merciless Pacific Division foes. he smoked the Celtics for a ca- Medium pizza with one topping The Lakers have lost seven in a reer-high 43 points. This week’s row and do not look like a playoff viewing suggestion is not about team, at least not one that will last fun and games. The Blazers and plus one free Coke past the firt round ... the Bulls only play two games a OnFriday night JuliusErving year against each other. The first . will play Kareem AWul-Jabbar game between these teams was $4” plus tax Sunday - Thursday 11:OO am - 1:OO am Skeletons in everyone’s closet MONEY you might even become famous, Friday & Saturday 11:OO am - 2:OO am continued Prom page 7 so be careful what you do. Youth- . also hear about McI~I.,in which ful indiscretion might soineday 199 Mystic Avenue, Medford a giant piece of crumpled-up make millions of people snicker newspaper is hurtling toward the and wonder what the hell you - earth and only Sean can stop it. were thinking. And. was that Sean’s own hair in And to close this column, I Mcdicirie Mart? Gosh, if dumb would just like to wish Warren movies can happen to Sean Beatty luck with Bugsy at the Coiuicry, they can happen lo any- Oscars next month, and to let him one. and Dustin Hoffman know that I Now hiring. Inquire at store. Even us -- we do dumb stuff have almost completely forgot-- each and every day. And some of I ten about fshtar. ~ -- - The Episcopal / Anglican Chaplaincy and the Society of St. Augustine of Canterbury announce the Annual Episcopal Visitation The Right Reverend David Birney Assistant Bishop /Diocese of Massachusetts celebrating The Holy Communion and Preaching Sunday, March 1 5:OO pm Goddard Chapel Dinner provided ~ - - page twelve THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, February 27,1992 Learn to drive! 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7:30pm - 9:00pm Comedy Show All Night Casino Hotung Upstairs Lounge 9:Oopm -1 :OOam DJ and Dancing Caricatures Hotung Face Painting 9:OOpm-1 :OOam Miniature Golf Palm Readers The Commons Give AWayST-shiirts 11 :30pm Limbo Coritest Best Spring Outfit Winner gets $20 winner gets $50 gift certificate gift certificate page fourteen THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, February 27,1992 a Coach hangs up the racquet - SUMMER As Lewis Briggs explained, continued from page 9 “He is a great man. He is a great He left Princeton in 1974 and coach. He is a great friend.” worked in private clubs as a ten- The Jumbos Will also have to nis and squash professional. say good-bye to four departing Take Kaplan He also worked as a production seniors: Porter, Keiderling, mmger in a private company for Menikoff and Grego. Porter is a the four years prior to coming to fow-~earvetem and four-year Tufts. letter winner. He will be going to “I’m going to miss coaching,” the National Singles Tournament for a he said. “The kids made it agreat at VaSSar next week-end. time. I cm only hope that I con- Keiderling, Menikoffand Greg0 tributed not only to them being have played with lhe Jumbos

8 TEST DRIVE! good squash players but to their for the past two seasons- Their lives as people, to helping them wen& efforts and Presence on become who they are.” the courts will be missed by the - Give us 90 minutes amd well show you: Themen’sand women’s teams entire team. feel they are losing a valuable The team finished the season How improve man. “We can’t thank him witha6-10record.Theyarelook- * Kaplan can your I‘Orter said. ‘‘He helped ing forward to next season. Coach LSAT,GMAT,QRE soore! menot only in tennsof squash but Suerswants to see “the pro- Test Taking Strategies that work! in terms of myself as an indi- gramcontinue tobeastrongpart * vidual.’’ of the athletic program at Tufts.” * Gradate School Admissions Tips! * Why Kaplan is The World’s Leading Test Dogs prove their consistency Prepmation Orgadza,tion! ALBUM ’ continued from page 9 makes from JoyRides (including a jingo-polka version of the song famed first-album producer Ed “Proud Land) and unreleased Stasium (Living Color, Soul Asy- tracks. They keep up their bal- Test Drives will be held lum, The Ramones). They also ance of smart humor and solid at: released a CD EP, called Six Ten- songwriting through these Boston..SB/SB4/92..6 pm der Moments, forthe song “Tayter conglomerative pieces, but Soul Country,’’ which was a six-song Martini shows that the balance Newton..2/SB7/92..6 pm hodge-podgeof covers including isn’t a delicate or precarious one: Cambridge..3/1/92 .. 1 pm The Kinks’ “I Need You” and their consistency is proved with Burt Bacharach’s “What’s Up intelligence and edge. Seating is Limited - Call Now! cPussycat?” Also included are re-

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GREEN Styrofoam cups, we’re not going ASK ABOUT OUR HAVE A HEART CAMPAIGN I continued from page 3 to see any improvement in their entiRbatchhwbethrownaway. aivirolllneiitalpolicies,butatleast None of this, of course, has had we won’t run out of tennis balls or muchaffectonadvertisersdreams mud flaps time- soon. about environmental products. Every day a new “recycling” scheme emerges as ad executives The come up with more creative uses for plastic trash milk jugs be- BOSTON come mud flaps, bottles become tennis ball fuzz. and Styrofoam cups are magically transformed TUFTS into... drumroll please, packing peanuts. This new idea of delay- ALLIANCE ing plastics entrance into the land- fill (in the case of Styrofoam, for invites you to only a few days) is catching on so fast that its already got it’s own name, “linear recycling,” which means, technically, “not recy- cling.“ Fact is, manufacturing com- pany executives are about as in- terested in spending money to AN EVENING WITH save the environment as they are in hitching their lips to an eigh- teen-wheeler. As long as they can convince us that drowning in a sea of packing peanuts is better than drowning in a sea of BETTE BAO LORD Author of legacies and Spring Moon

Thursday, February 27,1992 Cabot Auditorium - Lecture starts at 8:30 p.m. and will be followed by a book-signing opportunity, coffee and dessert.’

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Some 10 min walk to Davis T. $310ho + cations, personal statements, the- TASP INTERNATIONAL Summer em. I'm psyched to sing w/you all Fri have 7th row seats for Mar 3 8 18th subletters avail. NO FEES. Need 4 utils. Share w/2 recant MIT grads 8 ses. multiple letters. tapes tran- 8 full time positions are avail in night in the chapel. 8pm right? PW row for Mar 4. Best offer takes 'em. or 8 students. Call for details 861 - 2 cats. Call Marie or Debby 625 scribed, laser printing, etc. CALL Mass. CT. RI. 8 NY. Call en forever! Valencia Hurry up 8 call 6298562. 7954. 5486. FRANCES ANYTIME AT 3955921. =e at 1-800-922-5579. - mge sixteen THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, February 27,1992 Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU Around Campus Apple Jam - 3 B-and Concert. Today MacPhie Pub, 9:OO p.m. Tertulia at the Spanish HOI 123 Powder Hse Blvd, 8:30 p Intercultural Festival - Panel on the future of The German Club Commonwealth of Independent Free film series: "Nasty Girl States (former Soviet Union). 21 Whitfield Rd, 7:30 p.m. Barnum OO8,7:OO p.m. Noon Hour Concert Tomorrow and .by Bill Watterson Music By Hayg Boyadjian, Calvin Hobbes. performed by John Muratore, Guitar, Robert Sullivan, Mandolin, Marsha Johnson, Craftscenter Workshop Ser Soprano and Steven Sussman, Batik Workshop w/ Piano. Goddard Chapel, 12:30'- the Crafts Ctr. 1:OO p.m. Lewis bsmt, 12-4:OO pm Ultimate Tufts Programs Abroad Ultimate. General Information Meeting Fletcher, 3:OO p.m. Eaton 201,2:30 p.m. ATO, 9:30 p.m. Film Series TUFTS REPUBLICANS "La Femme Nikita" Meeting. (admission $2). Eaton 208,8:OO p.m. Barnum 8,9:30p.m. & Midnil Fox TROT ENGLISH DEPARTMENT Hodgdon Residential Life by Bill Amend Poetry Reading by Lynch Hull. r Midnight Cafe. East Hall Lounge, 4:30 p.m. Lewis Lounge, 10-1:OO a.m Chaplains Table "Meaning and the Academic Disciplines: Personal Views" Religion in Education. Speaker Anne Gardiner, Chaplaincy Intern 8c Sally Chase, J '92. 5-7:OO p.m.

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