Constitution of 8chan written by Senate (draft) Formal name of: Magnum Charter of 8chan Shilsl cannot control us, let us dream for our future utopian society, no matter how complex. Everything here can be changed by anyone, if you suggest, we will help. Section 0: introductions of this nation

What is the State of 8chan? 1. The country of 8chan is in the IP address of 8ch.net where it stands online, 2. The nation of 8chan are created by the user and board volunteer­owner community. 3. The state of 8chan is controlled by the Forever­King (spiritual leader) and Head Army General, HotWheels, and he gives the power to the government. What unites our people 1. It is anonymity­friendly (supports Tor) and archive­friendly (8archive.moe). 2. It has wide file upload variety (from jpg/png to webm/gif/mp4 to swf & pdf ). 3. It has large upload capacity (maximum 5 files at a time 5MB total). 4. It has video embed option, oekaki (drawing) and wide variety of text options. 5. It has custom flags and banners for unique, tags and categories for sorting boards. 6. It has HTTPS and CATPCHA security and CSS customizer. 7. It had donation allowance and Booru connection services. 8. It has no login, no Adverts, no PermaBan and no Banlists. 9. It will not be effected by a corrupt up­down­vote system. Official 1. The official boards of The 8chan Government are: a. /sen/ (8Chan Senate) which uses the #/sen/ IRC channel, b. /rep/ (8Chan House of Rrepresentatives) which uses the #/rep/ IRC channel, c. /gov/ (8chan Government) which uses the #/gov/ IRC channel, d. /court/ (8Chan Active Court) which uses the #/court/ IRC channel, and e. /law/ (8Chan Lawmaking Archives) 2. The official IRC network of the 8chan Government is irc.rizon.net 3. The official Timezones of the 8chan Government are (in numerical order): a. Polynesian Oceans Standard Time or POST (GMT/UTC ­10) b. SocialJustics Occupation Time or SOT (GMT/UTC ­8) c. Confederacy Independence Time or CIT (GMT/UTC ­6) d. New World Colonies Time or NWCT (GMT/UTC ­5) e. South American Standard Time or SAST (GMT/UTC ­3) f. Grand Median Time or Universal Time Coordinates (GMT/UTC) g. National Aryan Standard Time or NAST (GMT/UTC +1) h. Mediterranian Old World Time or MOWT (GMT/UTC +2) i. State of Levant and Iraq Time or SLIT (GMT/UTC +3) j. Head Army General Time or HAGT (GMT/UTC +8) k. Japanese Empire Standard Time or JEST (GMT/UTC +9) l. Continental Oceania Standard Time or COST (GMT/UTC +10) m. Newer Oceania Standard Time or NOST (GMT/UTC +12) 4. The official languages of The State of 8chan are: a. English (Language of the Forever King), b. Esperanto (The most common UniLang), and c. Chanese/Changlish/Spurdo (a.k.a The Ebin(Epic)­language) 5. The secondary languages of The State of 8chan are listed here. a. Main European: German, Russian, Iberian, French­Italian and Greek b. Side European: Yugoslavic, Romanian, Visegrad, Nordic, Benelux c. East Asian: Tibetian, Mandarin, SouthernChinese, Japanese and Korean d. S.E. Asian and pacific: Myannmar, Thai, Mon­Khmer, Malay­Tagalog, Oceanic e. Muslim world: Persian, Tukish, Kurdish, Hindi, Arabic and Afrikan 6. The International Bill of Human Rights (IBHR) is the standard human rights document of the State of 8chan, which includes one declaration and two convenants from the UN: a. The Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR), b. The International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR) and c. The I​nternational Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights ​(ICCESC). 7. The U​ niversal Declaration of the Rights of Peoples (UDRP) can be used as an alternate human rights documents instead of the I​nternational Bill of Human Rights,​ but it needs more research, examination and dicussion to be accepted by the State of 8chan. The Anthem of the State of 8chan and The Great Global Volunteer Oath 1. [insert anthem here] 2. [insert oath here]

Section 1: Legislative Parliament structures The purpose of the Parliament 1. The Parliament is the best way for anons to express their opinions. 2. It is democracy in the great image­board setting, the best ranking system. 3. It is not being controlled by the up­vote down­vote system used by Voat and Reddit. 4. People can vote on what they want and if they succeed getting a majority, it will be done. Aliases for Parliament 1. The Parliament can be refered to as “Congress” as a slang. 2. Members of the Parliament can be refered to as “Congressman” as a slang. 3. Members of b​oth chambers ​are called “(Parliament) Member”. 4. Members of a​ singular chamber ​are called “Chamberman”. 5. The first chamber of the Parliament (/sen/) is called “(8chan) Senate”. 6. Members of /sen/ are called “Senator”, or “/sen/ator”. 7. The second chamber of the Parliament (/rep/) is called “(8chan) House (of Representatives)”, or “(8chan) HoR”. 8. Members of /rep/ are called “Representative”, or “/rep/resentative”.

Human Status The People of Parliament has 9 different statuses; 1. Owner and Volunteers (​a.k.a Managers) a. They are N​ OT ​Members of Parliament but instead “Managers” of Parliament. b. Owners can punish Volunteers for misbehaviors. 2. Anonymous (​non­seated) (a.k.a strangers or non­members) a. They are N​ OT ​Members of Parliament. b. No name or tripcode is required to be Anonymous. c. They can vote in elections using ID numbers. d. They can express opinions on Tripfag threads. e. They can neither vote on actions nor start thread without notifying Managers. 3. Citizen Tripfag (​non­seated, election­free) (a.k.a. citizen or voter) a. They are N​ OT ​Members of Parliament. b. Simillar to Anonymous but need to enter name and tripcode. c. They get to have private replies from senate if email or contact info is given. 4. Observer Tripfag (​reporter, election­free) (a.k.a Observers) a. They are N​ OT ​Members of Parliament but consultants. b. Simillar to Anonymous but need to enter name and tripcode. c. They get to have private replies from senate if email/contact info is given. d. They cannot join the elections and can only start or reply threads. e. They get to have public replies and private replies. f. They have the special right to examinate the current situation of The Parliament 5. Candidate Tripfag (​non­seated, running for elections)(a.k.a free candidates) a. They must enter their name and secure­tripcode, and have to be registered in (See Candidate Registration). b. They are allowed to have public replies and private replies. 6. Party Tripfag (​non­seated, partisan) (a.k.a. party member or party candidates) a. They must, and have to be registered in the general election thread (See Candidate Registration). b. They an express opinions, start actions and affect how his party is managed but still cannot vote on actions. c. They get to have public replies and private replies. 7. Independent Tripfag (​seated, partisan­free) (a.k.a. independent senators) a. They must enter their name and secure­tripcode, and have to be registered in the general election thread (See Candidate Registration). b. They can vote on and start actions and have a maximum seat allowence. c. They get to have public replies and private replies. 8. Member Tripfag (​seated, partisan) (a.k.a. party senators) a. They must enter their name and secure­tripcode, and have to be registered in the general election thread (See Candidate Registration). b. They can vote on and start actions and affect his party. They get to have public replies and private replies. 9. Dead/Banned/Silenced/Censored Tripfag a. People who are punished by the court to be silenced for disrupting The Parliament, which includes ex­Managers and ex­Members.

Management : 1. Management of Parliament is done by Managers. 2. All crimes will be judged by the Court and the Managers can Veto their decisions. 3. Managers can punish people based on violation of global rules or Parliament laws. 4. Violation of global rules will result in a ban, and the ccontents will be deleted. Edits and typo correction 1. Managers can only edit others post upon request (on the edit thread) of the poster by strikethrough old text and add new ones next to them. 2. Typo correction is excluded from this rule and can be directly edited out upon request (on the edit thread). 3. Managers breaking these rules will be punished.

Titles for Members 1. All Members are allowed to have titles, but the titles cannot give extra political power. 2. Citizens, Managers and Observers are forbidden to have titles. 3. Members who have titles can opt­out to remove their titles.

IRC safety and regulations 1. The IRC channel #/sen/ and #/rep/ are part of the Parliament, therefore the Constitution applies to these IRC channels. 2. At least four of the seven political sects shall each have a “Tribute” to keep a recorder bot within #/sen/ and #/rep/ to create logs, and that they shall keep the logs public in pastebins. 3. Managers must make sure that no Tributes or other Managers either: a. locking IRC out of public access, or b. highjacking, spamming or pranking on IRC, or c. manipulating logs without reporting publically. 4. If Tributes and Managers are unable to keep recorder bots in order, then there shall be a channel­wide ban of all IRC bots. 5. No outsiders can keep bots, perform the 4­Ts or the 4­As within the IRC, or else they will be kicked, and multiple offences will result in a ban in both the board and the IRC.

Singular Elections: 1. Elections are to be handled by Managers. 2. Proof of votes from citizens are required for it to be counted, and it needed: a. suitable proof of personal identification i.e. secure tripcode or ID number, b. registering by typing “voting” in the corrosponding voting thread. 3. They are done either once every week or once per fortnight . 4. Candidates has to register by entering their name and secure­tripcode in the election registration thread or else they cannot join the election. 5. Voters are allowed to vote for up to 5 Candidates on 1 ballot only. 6. If a party gets lower than 0.5% of the total votes, they don't get seats. (Election Threshold) 7. The minimum seat requirement are defined by either Hare or Droop a. Hare quota=totalVotes/totalSeats b. Droop quota=totalVotes/(totalSeats+1)+1 c. Imperiali quota=totalVotes/(totalSeats+2) d. Hagenbach­Bischoff quota=totalVotes/(totalSeats+1) 8. Voting procedures will go as follows (Single Transferable Voting or STV): a. First, The valid votes come in from the ballot box, b. Then we check if any candidates pass quota, c. If there is, the candidate(s) get the seat and surplus votes are transferred, d. Sirplus Transfer value= surplusVotes*nextChoiceRatio/Quota, e. If not, eliminate candidate with the least votes and move vote to next choice, f. Votes that have all candidate choices eliminated is discarded g. If all votes are less than quota, then the candidate with the most vote get the seat h. Repeat step b to g until all seats are taken Party system: 1. All Tripfags (except Observers) can create parties. 2. Parties can share their seats in whatever way they want 3. If your party is to be found too similar to other parties it will be removed or merged. 4. A party must have: a. A name and/or an acronym (For text representation), b. a flag and/or an ensign (For visual representation), c. A declaration and/or a slogan (For public to view), d. An anthem and/or a salute (For public to view), and e. A leadership and/or vote harvesting structure (For public access). Coalition System: 1. Parties and Independents can create Coalitions to form alliances. 2. Coalition can be created via alliance of at least two parties and/or Independent Members, but it cannot have exclusively independent members (see Independents club). 3. Need to be reported and checked by Managers before becomming official. Independents club System: 1. Independents club is formed when alliance of Independents but no party member is united. 2. They may not be seen as a Party but an alliance. 3. They can get more than the seat limit while being Independent: a. if they are able to get more than seat limit of everybody and b. if they give each member more than or equal to the seat limit.

Actions and law making 1. All laws has to pass 2/3rd of the total votes and reach a quorum of 20±​10% o​f total seats. 2. Any laws that do not reach a quorum or have 2/3rd of total votes will not be passed. 3. Quorum is a universal law (a minimun of valid votes must be reached to pass laws). 4. An action can either be: a. action­set (you are allowed to vote on the laws individualy) or b. action­pack (all laws are in one singular bundle). 5. The way to vote is to type this in bold or redtext like this: [(party/Member), Y/N/A, (number of seats)] (​using bold) or [(party/Member), Y/N/A, (number of seats)] (​using redtext) where Y (or +) is yes, N (or ­) is no and A (or 0) is abstain or neutral vote. N (or X) can be used as notation for not­voting seats. Actions for handicapped senators 1. There is a forth option in voting for the Handicapped only. 2. The voting option is called “unfitting” with the alphabet U representing the vote. 3. If at least 1/3rd of all votes are “unfitting” then the Handicapped get to donate his action to another Member who have not voted N in the original action to fix it in the condition that: a. he can rewrite everything except it can’t lost its o​riginal purpose.​ b. that when the Member get the donated action, it does not count as part of his or the party’s daily action quota c. The original purpose should be pre­written by the handicapped, d. if he is breaking this rule will be silenced for 2 days and the Handicapped gets to pass the “unfitiing” action on to another senator to fix, (judged by court)

Election Cycles The voting cycle shall be divided in 2 7­day subcycles. 1. Day1: open polls for voting (only citizens who registered on the respective board get to vote for politicians who have registered on the respective boards). 2. Day2: votes are sended to /sen/ board Managers to count the valid votes and to let parties to distribute their seats. 3. In Day1­2 actions pass by having 2/3rd majority on the chamber that is not having an election. 4. Day3­7 is normal voting days, where actions has to pass either 1/2th votes on both chambers or 2/3rd on total votes, Quorum applies to each chamber separately. 5. Day7 is when parties can register to join an election and have campaigns or commercial advertisements on /sen/ and /rep/. 6. The voting system for electing /sen/s are with STV for 100 seats (may expand to 200 or 300 when there is a long term lack of HoR) while /rep/ are with “Electoral College” PR of : a. “simple”=ceil(UIP of board state/k), where 20<=k<=500 and b. “fair”=ceil[log(UIP of board state)/log(k)] where k = (prime<10) or sqrt(prime<10) or phi or 1/Mascheroni or phi^2 or e or pi or 2pi 7. board state is the top 60 or 100 english boards excluding /b/, P.O., and governmental boards, 300­600 seats total. 8. After voting is finished HotWheels will give a seal of approval on the voting result if he is not busy bacuse of uniting this fine nation and leading our citizens.

Major Thread categories: All thread must have category on either the subject field or redtext/bolded on first line. 1. [Management/Voting] board Managers to take care of voting and other problems. 2. [Debate] arguments and preparation period for action (No voting until it is declared Action) 3. [Action] voting to pass or not pass an action (The top action allowance is 7 per party totals, 2 per party members or independents and 4 per one­man parties daily). 4. [Court] call upon the court to judge people and to clear disputes. 5. [Party/Coalition/Independents­Club] communication threads between Members of the same group (One per party/coalition/indepedence­club f​or tripfags only)​ Minor Thread Categories: 1. [Meta] board function testing, casual conversations and political events less Meta the better). 2. [Resources/Data] links and data for political research (Concentrate same topic on one thread). 3. [Simulation/Mapping] Using board games and computer simulations to do hands on research, including Risk and Resistance and MMO/MOBA (One thread per event period). 4. [Political advice] asking about political theory and political position of politicians (Political questions shall be concentrated in one single thread only). 5. [Shitpost] politically unrelated threads (default thread category) where creating more than one and the threader will get banned or threads will be deleted (determind by Managers).

Definition of Tripping, Trolling, shiTposting and Tossing/shiTflinging/Triggering (the 4­Ts) 1. Tripping: Using a tripcode to maintain identity without good reasons for such need 2. Trolling: 3. shiTposting: Derailing and spamming threads with unrelated or obvious content 4. Tossing/shiTflinging/Triggering: Definition of flAming, hArassing/Abusing, pAsta­spilling/copy­pAstaing and mAiling (the 4­As) 1. flAiming: Engaging in an derailed arguement where conflicts and war can escalate 2. hArassing/Abusing: 3. pAsta­spilling/copy­pAstaing: Putting out personal and social information of their own 4. mAiling: Sending large amounts of emails and publicly releasing email conversations

Section 2: Judiciary sector courts Under Court (Judges determining crimes and disputes) 1. Leaders of top 5 ranking parties will have to agree to judge crimes and disputes within 8chan.co and can put people into: a. jail (tripcode silencing), and/or b. probation (calm down period), and/or c. restraint order (not being allowed to do certain things), and/or d. call for excecution (tripcode autofail and dead identity, done by military). 2. And that board Managers can always veto their decisions. Higher Court (If anyone does not accept the Court decision) 1. A balanced group of 35 or 49 based on the seven political sects shall judge. 2. If each sect has a simple majority then the new verdict is accepted. 3. It is impossible to not accept Higher Court decision unless the crime or change is a hyper­cross­board or across 8chan and allied site. 4. The Head Army General can veto the decisions of the court at anytime. 8chan Supreme Court (Judging crimes and disputes beyond 8chan.co area) 1. The 8chan supreme court is consist of: a. political parties (~50 people) coordination team (balanced between party sects), b. board owners and volunteers from the top 100 english boards excluding /b/, P.O. and governmental boards (~300 people), and c. ally sites of 8chan with users of 8chan (<2000 people total). 2. It is used to judge everything that is beyond 8chan.co including foreign crimes and crimes that are on allied sites. 3. The Head Army General can veto the decisions of the court at anytime.

Human Status 1. Clerks (​The people who owns /court/) a. 2. Judges (​The people who determins legality) a. 3. Anonymous (​a.k.a strangers) a. No name or tripcode is required to be Anonymous. 4. Citizen Tripfag (​a.k.a. citizen) a. Simillar to Anonymous but need to enter name and tripcode. b. They get to have private replies from senate if email or contact info is given. 5. Parliament Tripfag a. Name and Secure­Tripcode must be provided to be valid in court to claim yourself to be a Parliament Member or a Manager of Parliament. b. Managers are allowed to register Secure­Tripcode by Messaging the Clerks.

IRC safety and regulations 6. The IRC channel #/court/ are part of the Court, therefore the Constitution applies to these IRC channels. 7. At least four of the seven political sects shall each have a “Tribute” to keep a recorder bot within #/court/ to create logs, and that they shall keep the logs public in pastebins. 8. Managers must make sure that no Tributes or other Managers either: a. locking IRC out of public access, or b. highjacking, spamming or pranking on IRC, or c. manipulating logs without reporting publically. 9. If Clerks and Judges are unable to keep recorder bots in order, then there shall be a channel­wide ban of all IRC bots. 10. No outsiders can keep bots, perform the 4­Ts or the 4­As within the IRC, or else they will be kicked, and multiple offences will result in a ban in both the board and the IRC.

List of Bad Behaviors 1. Illegal content or violation of Global rules: Thread deleted, IP banned and report to P.O. 2. Organized Board Sliding: IP banned and “Board Restoration” 3. Cross­broad Thread­bots: Thread deleted and report to P.O. 4. Riots on Governmental boards: Determinded by Court 5. Manager or Clerk abusing power: Determinded by Court 6. 4­Ts or 4­As: Determinded by Court

Criminal Color Code (Triangle code) 1. White is for Juvinille delinquency and minor offences. 2. Green is for Professional Criminals, Convicts and PrisonBosses. 3. Blue is for Foreign Forced Laborer, Emigrants and Asylum seekers 4. Purple is for Religious Criminals, Secret Societies and Heretical Cultists. 5. Pink is for anti­GSRM extremists, sex offenders and zoophiles. 6. Brown is for Foreign racial warfare criminals. 7. Red is for Political Prisoners, Socialists and Nationalist. 8. Inverted and red is for: a. Prisoners of war (W), b. local spies and traitors (S), and c. military deserters and criminals (M). 9. Black is for: a. the mentally illed and antisocial (I), b. drug sellers and overdose (O), c. work avoiders (A), d. vagrants and beggers (U), e. anti­conscripation pacifist (P), and f. anarchists and libertarians (L). 10. Inverted Yellow and black­yellow is for Kikes. 11. Inverted black and yellow is for race defilers. Punishment institution code 1. E or EH represent education and reformatory inmates (intellectuals). 2. NN represent political activist and resistance helpers (code meaning “Nothing Infinite”). 3. BV represent limited preventive custody. 4. PH or PSV represent police secure custody (awaiting trial or trialed but not yet executed) 5. SK represent private punishment institution. 6. GL represent labour force institutions. 7. KZ represent execution and capital punishment instution. 8. Red dot represent escapees. bar represent repeated crimes. 9. From top to bottom: ID number, Bar, Triangles, institution and red dot.

Rules for the prisoners: 1. No private contractors shall be allowed to profit from prison labor of any sort. 2. All prison labor profits shall go towards funding the criminal justice system and any debts of the convict in question. 3. Prisons shall be inspected on a regular basis to ensure that all labor meets legal occupational safety and health standards. 4. Getting new tattoos (a prominent step towards gang membership) are already banned within prisons themselves, but the steps taken to remedy the situation so far have largely included segregating gang members from non gang members. 5. Each correctional facility have a dedicated tattoo removal program. 6. All tattoos on a prisoner shall be documented upon arrival such that any tattoos added while incarcerated shall be immediately removed along with any other form of body modification received, so long as removal is possible. 7. Gang members from the same gang outside of prison shall be segregated not only from non­gang members but also from other members of their same gang. 8. It is required that prisoners in solitary confinement be allowed at least one hour of socializing per day (ideally face­to­face communication with non­guards, but socialization could also mean approved phone calls or internet communication), noting that all socializing shall be done under surveillance for the duration of the hour. 9. Most makeshift weapons in prison are produced from objects provided by the prison such as razors and toothbrushes. 10. As an alternative to providing prisoners with razors and plastic toothbrushes, it is required that prisoners be actively shaved on a daily basis by a third party, allowing for facial hair and individual styles (to a point, noting that anything presenting a hazard or distraction will not be an option) while preventing prisoner access to razors. 11. Plastics pens will be replaced by “stabless pens”. 12. Plastic toothbrushes will be replaced with rubber ones. 13. Prisoners will be paid competitive wages relative to legal day laborers in similar fields, though their earnings will be distributed by the state itself.. 14. Parolees can either be in a work program attempting to find them work in the private sector, or continue their manual labor as a government employee for a period of time not exceeding half of their parole. 15. Private entities are banned from profiting from prison labor. 16. All cleanup crews must be on public or government­owned land. 17. Any construction work will be for public transport and will be restricted to non­essential manual labor so as to avoid any possibility of sabotaging of public works. 18. During the hours in which convicts cleaning up or working, the area in question will be off limits to the general public for their safety and to avoid potential prison breaks. 19. All prisons to have soap on a rope and guards in the prison showers themselves.

Section 3: Uniformed Military Sector The military sector (excluding investigation and intel services) 1. /b/ is the military sector 8chan, which is controlled by Head Army General, HotWheels. 2. No laws or person in senate can override Head Army General in the military sector. 3. The military sector shall never control or override the senate however, to separate parliament and military. 4. /r9k/ and /s8s/ are special sub­units of /b/. 5. /r8k/ and /s4s/ are future expanded sub­units for /b/. 6. /meta/, /operate/ and /news+/ are HotWheel’s Private Offices (P.O.). The functions of the military 1. The military has only one function: to gather newfags (n00bs) from other websites and to prepare them for what is to come and to make them armymen, which includes: a. civic education, self­operation and autonomy exercises, b. introduction to “global rules” and the structure of this fine nation, c. learning how to thread, post and use other functions within the nation, d. hivemind, fleet mentality and leaderless oragnization for military training, and e. National Guarding Initives, which includes: i. proper behaviors and cultural traditions/history, ii. expected detection and reactive training of the 4­Ts and the 4­As, and iii. helping armymen to “LURK MOAR”). The generals of the army 1. The military shall have minor generals besides HotWheels, and their job is to keep the network of information running and to help organize armymen to do their civil duty. 2. Tone policing from the generals is not allowed in all cases (except when stopping the 4­Ts), instead armymen will have to keep each other in check by reporting and analyzing their behavior, speech, and supportive acts within 8chan and outside to fight off shills and SJWs. Elite­armymen and officers 1. Only the top armymen with the most contribution can become an elite­armymen (the precursor of the Officer) chosen by any general. 2. Officer training courses shall be given to to officers, including: a. virtual simulation (/v/, /vg/, /vr/, /nation/, /tg/), b. media propaganda (/co/, /a/, /mu/, /lit/, /tv/), c. file sharing (/wg/, /fs/, /t/, /arse/, /gif/), d. international news (/lang/, /int/, /n/, /news/), e. programming (/prog/, /g/, /hf/, /cyber/, /dev/, /pgp/, /tor/, /onion/, /metatech/, /crypt/, /crypto/), f. physical production (/hamradio/, /diy/, /rice/, /handyman/), g. scientific (/stem/ = /sci/ence + /tech/nology + /eng/ineering + /math/amatics), h. politics (/pol/, /leftypol/, /libertypol/, /midpol/, /polpol/), i. anarchy (/anarchy/, /ancap/, /anarcho/, /libcom/, /libsoc/), j. huamnities (/atheism/, /tinfoil/, /is/, /his/, /32/, /philosiphy/, /his/, /leaks/), k. corrospondance (/polmeta/, /polnews/, /pen/, /anon/, /polidicks/, /althist/) l. organization (/urbanate/, /whitenationalism/, /ussc/, /marx/, /natsoc/), m. combat (/k/, /apoc/, /war/, /cow/, /baphomet/), n. drugs (/drugs/, /weed/, /vape/, tobacco/, /psy/) o. /hax/ing (/hax/, /raid/, /i/, /cq/, /raids/, /dox/, /doxbin/, /hack/), p. religion (/fringe/, /asatru/, /occult/, /volk/, /christian/, /satan/, /religion/) These lines are blackened to secure confidential information. 3. “Partyvan”, “Marcab Confederacy”, “Mudkips” and “Kitties” should be hidden at all cost. Insurgency 1. http://insurg.in/index.php?title=Main_Page ​is the dead site of the insurgerncy. 2. http://insurgen.org/index.php/Main_Page ​is the official site of the insurgerncy. 3. http://76chan.org/i/ ​and h​ttp://711chan.org/in/ ​are inner insurgency. 4. http://76chan.org/it/ ​and h​ttps://lainchan.org/cyb/ ​are middle insurgency. 5. http://711chan.org/g/ ​and h​ttps://lainchan.org/λ/ ​are outside insurgency. Legion (a.k.a Hacktivist “Anonymous”) 1. This organization uses the slogan as their punchline: a. We are Anonymous, we are Legion, b. we do not forgive, we do not forget, c. expect us. Ideas are bullet proof . 2. They do hacking to anybody that is amoral using the “internet standard”. 3. They have closed the pool, crushed Scientology and hacked the world government. 4. They are not related to 8chan directly, so do not trust them, 5. or else you could be sorry that they want you dead. 6. (Watch out for the “surgeon”.)

Section 4: The Excecutive sector

The Prime Minister voting committee 1. The voting cycle is once per 3­4 7­day sub­cycles. 2. 200*n seats to elect the Prime Minister of 8chan (0

Section 5: Banking sector Monetary and Fiscal sector of 8chan 1. Chanmarks is the official unified currency of 8chan. 2. The currency is anchored to type­A and type­B presious metal surpluses. 3. All Chanmarks must be created by the Central Bank of 8chan. 4. The parliament has the job to set economic budget plans and control how public money is spent while setting taxes for the people. 5. The parliamnet will only accept resources as money and currencies created by parties, coalitions and top 100 non­english boards excluding /b/ and /meta/. 6. Free trade is allowed within the government and the board states. Names of currency 1. 1 mil is the lowest unit of chanmarks. 1 cent is equal to 10 mils, 2. 1 dime is equal to 10 cents, 1 dollar is equal to 10 dimes, 3. 1 eagle is 10 dollars and 1 union is equal to 10 eagles. 4. Prefixes can multiply the amount of chanmarks represented: a. “Quarter­” is quarter of original amount, b. “Half­” is half original amount, c. “Two­” is double original amount, d. “Three­” is triple original amount, e. “Stellar­” is quadruple original amount Types of metal surpluses. 1. Type­A surplus are Coinage Metals, which includes gold (79), silver (47) and Copper (29). 2. Type­B surplus are Platinum group, where: a. Type­B1 surplus are platinum (78) and palladium (46), b. Type­B2 surplus are iridium (77), osmium (76), rhodium (45) and ruthenium (44). 3. Type­C includes Non­refractory early transitional metals (21­25,39­40,71­72). 4. Type­D includes Refractory metals (41­43,73­75). 5. Type­E includes Rare Earths. 6. Type­F includes Iron Group (26­28). 7. Type­G includes Zinc Group (30,48,80). 8. Type­H includes Radioactive metals. 9. Type­J includes Alkali metals and Alkali Earths. 10. Type­K includes Post­transition metals and Non­metal pure element surplus. Local ExchangeTrading Systems (LETS) or Community Exchange Systems (CES) regulations 1. Cost of service is created from the community and used for the community 2. No compulsion to trade created by community members against other members. 3. Information and disclosure about balances of any member is avaliable to all members. 4. Equivalence to chanmarks or other foreign currencies. 5. Interest free money lending and trades tax­Free transactions. 6. A central organization system created by the community is enforced. 7. Small membership fees or “community taxation” to cover administration costs is allowed. 8. Members maintain clear directory of offers and wants to help facilitate trade. 9. Members may trade by “paying” each other with either: a. printed notes while logging transaction, or b. encrypted electronic credits that auto­logs transactions, or c. cheques which are later cleared by the system accountant 10. Members whose balance exceed specified limits positive or negative are obligated to move their balance back towards zero by either earning or spending (trade stops is allowed) 11. These names are regulated under the names of LETS or CES: a. “Mutual credits” (common currency defined by chanmarks), b. “Time banks” (currency defined by work hours), and c. “Exchange specific currencies” (currency defined by surpluses)

Section 6: Intellegence sectors The Great Roundtable or The Safety Council 1. There shall be a semi­public Roundtable group consisting of global volunteers and representatives of the top 60 boards, and HotWheels himself, that will be activated in an emergency where 4chan attacks 8chan. 2. The board volunteers will coordinate how to seal off outsiders from attacks, for example, captcha codes, passwords, filters and IP checks. 3. Also, roundtable emergency news alerts shall be sent perodically to alert 8chan citizens of who is attacking and how it attacks.

Emergencies caused by 4chan 1. In the case of 4chan attacking 8chan (emergencies), Mockingjays shall be chosen to help fight back against 4chan by gathering all people from other image boards and social media sites to all retaliate against 4chan. 2. There shall be multiple safety bunkers (hidden boards and IRC with encrypted data) within 8chan to protect itself from 4chan attacks and to alert 8chan citizens. 3. Also, people must set protective areas within GoogleDocs and other archive and document or infomation sharing websites to prevent shut downs by 4chan. Security Drills and testing 1. Security drills will be used every 42 days to test how well 8chan can dodge attacks, how secure the safety bunkers are, and how fast they can alert 8chan citizens. This includes: a. penetration testing (DoS and DDoS durability), b. counter­doxing (how well we can detect and delete dox), and c. illegal content (CP, DMCA or harassment) spamming. 2. GNAA, LulzSec and JIDF are listed as “Terrorist Enemy Number One”... Emergency Recruitment and Escorts 1. In the case of 8chan having a war with 4chan, suitable 4channers and socialtards (social media users) volunteers shall be recruited as spies, scouts or strikers (front liners) to increase the number of armymen when in needed, and 8chan has to escort them by any means. 2. Non­dox background checks may be necessary in finding volunteers to escort, but socail altruism and forgiveness is the best way to form alliances and gather volunteers to fight.

Secret Society Project There shall be a secret society within 8chan. And this will not be related to Legion in any way.

Operation Expand SkyNet and the great oragnizations 1. These will have their own advocacy group: a. Weapon and Firearms + Technology and Electronics b. Secularism and Humanism + STEM and academia c. Video Games + Tabletop Games d. Music and Audio + Movie and Television e. Comics and Manga + Cartoons and Anime 2. There are rules for these advocacy groups: a. Anybody can be a producer b. Everybody is a consumer c. We will boycott if our demands are not met d. We are a stronghold with money to lobby against apponents e. We rally to show our numbers and our enthusiasm f. Media can’t attack us, Governments can’t control us g. United while independent

Social media relation laws What can’t be social­media (online­service) 1. private­messaging­service (Viber, WhatsApp, WeChat, Line, ooVoo) 2. open­web­search­service (Google, Yahoo, Bing) 3. Streaming­service (Veetle, Twitch, Netflix, Hulu) 4. Direct­answering­services (YahooAnswer, Ask.fm) 5. Consumer­donation­services (eBay, Amazon, Kickstarter, Indegogo, GoFundMe, GratiPay) The allies and neutrals of 8chan (social media) General: Digg, Reddit, Voat, Twitter Blogs: Database: Wikipedia, tvTropes, AllTheTropes, KnowYourMeme, EncyclopediaDramatica, UrbanDictionary, Uncylopedia Pictures: Tumblr, Pixiv, DeviantArt, 9Gag, Imgur Videos: YouTube Events: ThunderClap, GoogleHangouts FileHost: pirateBay, kickassTorrents Others: chans on a​llchans.org The enemies of 8chan (Controlled media) Buzzfeed,

The ultimate purpose 1. Christopher Poole (a.k.a. m00t or jewt) shall be trialed in court for his censorship. 2. All mods and janitors of 4chan shall be trialed within 8chan courts, if proven to contribute to anti­free speech actions. they will be punished. 3. Those who tried to defend free speech will be free with no strings attached. 4. 4chan shall be either totally destroyed or permanently isolated, all citizens of 4chan shall emigrate to 8chan and allied sites by any means, with the exception of attackers who work for 4chan and the supporters who pushed against the three exodus: a. the first video games exodus, b. the second political exodus, and c. the third comic and music exodus.

Section 7: Education and Technology Sector Education and school laws 1. The classrooms: /learn/, /edu/, /freedu/, /study/, /pdf/, /pdfs/, /polreads/, /techreads/, /alpha/ 2. The libraries: h​ttps://books.gentoomen.org ​h​ttps://cnqzu.com ​h​ttps://murdercube.com 3. The IRC channels: #/g/ #/tech/ #/g/cyberpunk #/g/technology #/g/techsupport #/g/crypto #/g/bots #/g/programming #/g/bots #/g/partyvan #technology #cyber #metatech Student of 8chan reading list (aka pilled /pol/ book list) 1. Literature books: A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, 1984, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, Lord Of The Flies, HPLovecraft series, Uprising (Douglas Bland) 2. History books: Art of War, Nietzsche, Machiavelli, Mein Kampf, The God Delusion 3. Politics books: Shake Hands with the Devil 4. Law books: 5. Science books: … 6. Positivity books: The Road, Er ist Wieder da, Hitchicker’s Guide to The Galaxy tripcode and prime research collaboration 1. Non­secure tripcode database of passwords with less than or equal to 10 characters shall be created that is simillar to t​rip­table.com ​as a rainbow table for public tripfag citizens to use and to create new tripcode derivatives to fight terrorism, the data will be open­sourced and public for everyone to use without any cost. 2. A list of primes shall be download and collected from p​rimos.mat.br/Ate100G_en.html ​for public to test tripcode algorithms, Elliptic Curve Cryptography and RSA with. 3. A list of words shall also be downloaded and collected in the future to help get tripphrase and passphrase research up and running for the community.

Exodus improvement project The exodus android app project and the infinity browser needs better functions like TEX specials, archiving and irc intergration and debugging, so the government shall help them.

8chan Corpous­Dictionary and shorthand IRC messages superproject 1. 8chan shall have a list of words for its own dictionary by using the 8chan corpous with the following rule: a. in order for a word to be in the dictionary, the word is used at least 250 times across 25 boards and 25 weeks within Corpous. The dictionary will be updated annualy. b. From that, a code­like shorthand meassage system shall be introduced to compress language into shorter lengths, thereby making encryption more secure than usual, the best canidate for this is TelegraphCodeBooks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commercial_code_(communications) ​ d​tc.umn.edu/~reedsj/codebooks.txt http://users.tpg.com.au/users/ldbutler/TelegraphCodes.htm onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/webbin/book/browse?type=lcsubc&key=Cipher%20and%20telegraph% 20codes&c=x ​o​penlibrary.org/subjects/cipher_and_telegraph_codes archive.org/search.php?query=telegraph%20code%20AND%20mediatype%3Atexts hyperallergic.com/98310/keeping­it­short­a­compilation­of­telegraph­code­books/ howwethink.nkhayles.com/codebooks ​c​ampx.ca/books.html ​j​mcvey.net/cable/scans.htm postalmuseum.si.edu/behindthebadge/telegraph­codes.html ​t​elegraph­office.com/ thehistoryblog.com/archives/25773h​owwethink.nkhayles.com/codebooks/texts/ h4.doin.ne.jp/~room4me/america/code/telegraph2.htm#SEC18

Minetest­CivCraft simulation project (/civ/ /mc/ /minecraft/ included) ... ProjectAra­Phonebloks support ... JVM­CLR­LLVM­Parrot intergration support … Linux Family Reunion Project There are 12 major families of Linux distros: 1. Debian­based: Debian, Ubuntu and Knoppix* 2. Slackware­based: Slackware, Gentoo, SuSE and Slax 3. Arch­based: Arch only 4. Redhat­based: Redhat, Fedora, Mandriva and CentOS Knoppix have 4 sub­families: DamnSmall, Kanotix, Morphix and Kurumin Minor Linux distro families: Smoothwall, FREESCO, Sorcerer, Puppy and Ututo...

Section 8: scientific measurements

Mathamatical Numbers and measurements Officially recognized universal small mathematical constants 1. 0 and 1 are called the “basic univeral constants” 2. 2 and 3 are called the “prime sieving constants” 3. 5 and 7 are called the “supplementry constants” 4. [The natural logarithm constant aka the Euler constant aka e] 5. [The circular ratio constant aka the Archimedes constant aka pi] 6. [The integral constant aka Mascheroni constant aka “gamma”] 7. [The fractal constant aka Fibonacci constant aka phi aka 0.5+sqrt5/2] 8. Secondary constants derived from combining two constants above: a. [n+k] and [n­k] are addition based, b. [nk] and [n/k] are multiplication based, c. [k^n], [k(1/n)] and [log(k)/log(n)] are exponent based. Types of large numbers to be used for statistics and law­making 1. [Simple number ⇒ numbers that are factors of 6^n] 2. [Perfect number ⇒ numbers that are factors of 30^n] 3. [Semi­perfect number ⇒ numbers that are factors of 210^n] 4. [Quazi­perfect number ⇒ numbers that are factors of 2310^n] 5. {“Big”ness evaluation scale (BES) = ceil(log(number)/log(6))}

Fraction representation Fraction to recurring base and continued fraction The standard for recurring base­n is “(integers).(non­recurring digits)[(recurring digits)]” and continued fraction be “[integer;a,b,c...]” where a,b,c etc. be the numbers of the continued fractions. Fractions to be used as voting purposes 1. All fractions in the action voting system must have a denominator less than or equal to 20. 2. And all fractions in the election voting system is recommended to have a denominator less than or equal to 60 (must have a denominator less than or equal to 3600).

Code representations base8, base10, base12,base16, base20 (for mathematics) and base60 (for time) 1. for base8, it is 0­8 or LSNMTFVO w​ ith 0 or \ prefix (@ or q prefix variant);​ 2. for base10, it is 0­9 (without the need of prefix); 3. for base12, it is 0­B (this system have suitable variants for A and B); 4. for base16, it is 0­F or 0­9,U­Z or 0­9FGJKQW w​ ith 0x or \x prefix (#x or %x prefix variant) (&#x prefix when XML and % prefix when URI);​ 5. for base60, it is ASCII64 system excluding values 52 and 53 (character 0 and 1) and values [62] and [63] (see below) 6. 16r or 16# or #16r as base16 notation (can be used for other bases bases). ASCIIbase64 (commonly known as ASCII64 or A64) BinHex(commonly known as base64) and base32 standard 1. A64 A­Za­z0­9 [62][63] with +/­_.:!? as candidates as [62] and [63]. = and * are padding for ASCIIbase64. 2. BinHex !"#$%&'()*+,­012345689@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVXYZ[`abcdefhijklmpqr 3. Base32 is 0123456789BCDFGHJKLMNPQRSTVWXZ [31] [32] 4. = as A64 and base32 padding system and * as base32 padding system. Input codes and Typing systems Extended ASCII of ISO8859 (8­bit) and UNICODE (prefix U+) is the official code of 8chan. BIN=1 QUA=2 OCT=3 HEX=4 DUO/B32=5 TET/B64=6 BYT/ASCII=8 UTF=16

Mathamatical Functions and Integer Sequences DLMF (Digital Library of Mathamatical Functions) and OEIS (Online Encylopedia of Integer Sequences) are the standards in mathamatical functions and integer sequence. TeX Typeface Standard Macro Package extentions of TeX: ● ArabTeX and FarsiTeX (For foreign languages) ● CircuiTikZ (For circuit diagrams) and XyMTeX (For chemical structure) ● ConTeXt (For full font designs) and Texinfo (For documentation) ● LaTeX (For all purpose usage) and BibTex (For bibliography) ● MusiXTeX (For musical notation) and TIPA (For phonetics) ● PlainTeX (original TeX) and PSTricks (For mathamatical diagrams) Digital Lisences GPLv2 and original MIT/X without sublisences are the only accepted digital lisences of the senate.

Large Numbers Names of large numbers 1. All numbers are using the long scale i.e. 10^(6n) is N(i)­llion. 2. 10^(6n+3) is N(i)­lliard or thousand N(i)­llion. 3. Myriad (10^4) can also be used where 10^(4n) is N(y)­riad. 4. The senate does not recognise the indian numbering system for its irregularity. Greek­Cyrillic numerals for writing common numbers (thousand) 10^n 1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9

0 Α/А​ ,​Β/В​ ,​/ΓГ​ Δ/Д,Ε/Є,Ϛ/Ѕ Ζ/З,Η/Н​ ,​Θ/Ѳ

1 Ι/І​,​Κ/К,Λ/Л Μ/М​ ,​Ν/И,Ξ/Ѯ Ο/Ѻ,Π/П​ ,​Ϟ/Ч

2 Ρ/Р​,​Σ/С,Τ/Т​ Υ/Ѵ,Φ/Ф​ ,​Χ/Х​ Ψ/Ѱ,Ω/Ѿ,Ϡ/Ц

Anti­counterfeit Armenian (left) and georgian (right) numerals for writing large number securely (myriad) 1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9 1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9

Ա,Բ,Գ Դ,Ե,Զ Է,Ը,Թ ა,ბ,გ დ,ე,ვ ზ,ჱ,თ Ժ,Ի,Լ Խ,Ծ,Կ Հ,Ձ,Ղ ი,კ,ლ მ,ნ,ჲ ო,პ,ჟ Ճ,Մ,Յ Ն,Շ,Ո Չ,Պ,Ջ რ,ს,ტ *,​ფ,ქ ღ,ყ,შ Ռ,Ս,Վ Տ,Ր,Ց Ւ,Փ,Ք ჩ,ც,ძ წ,ჭ,ხ ჴ,ჯ,ჰ

ჵ​ is one myriad, *​ჳ​ ​and უ​ ​a​re 400 ​w​ hile ჶ​ ​, ​ ​, ​ ​, ჹ​ ​, ​ ​, ​ ​ and ჻​ ​ are blank (georgian). Chinese base60 code for writing Sexagesimal (base60) securely 殷郊 子鼠 丑牛 寅虎 卯兔 辰龍 巳蛇 午馬 未羊 申猴 酉雞 戌狗 亥豬

1st 金辯 陳材 耿章 沈興 趙達 郭燦 王濟 李素 劉旺 康志 施廣 任保

2nd 郭嘉 汪文 魯先 龍仲 董德 鄭但 陸明 魏仁 方傑 蔣崇 白敏 封濟

3rd 鄒鐺 傅佑 鄔桓 范甯 彭泰 徐單 章詞 楊仙 管仲 唐傑 姜武 謝太

4th 盧秘 楊信 賀諤 皮時 李誠 吳遂 文哲 繆丙 徐浩 程寶 倪秘 葉堅

5th 丘德 朱得 張朝 萬清 辛亞 楊彥 黎卿 傅党 毛梓 石政 洪充 虞程

Measurement system and standards 1. The senate will only recognise the metric system for all measurement (length, mass, temperature, mol, time, electric, photon). 2. All imperial system must have metric labels next to them (except time). 3. A list of units: Unit Abbrev. MeterKilometerSecond CentimeterGramSecond Time T second ​(s) second (s) Length L metre ​(m) centimeter (cm) Mass M kilogram ​(kg) gram (g) Electric current I ampere ​(A) Abampere (abA) Temperature Θ ce​lsius ​(°C) celsius (°C) Luminous intensity J candela ​(cd) candela (cd) Amount of substance N mole ​(mol) mole (mol) Acceleration LT​−2 gal (gal) *10^2 gal Frequency T​−1 hertz ​(Hz) hertz (Hz) Energy L​2M​ T​−2 joule ​(J) erg (erg) Power L​2M​ T​−3 watt ​(W) erg per second (erg/s) Force LMT​−2 newton ​(N) dyne (dyn) Pressure L​−1M​ T​−2 pascal ​(Pa) Barye (Ba) Wavenumber L​−1 kayser (K) * 10^­2 kayser (K) Electric charge IT coulomb ​(C) Abcoulomb (abC) Potential difference L​2M​ T​−3I​​−1 volt ​(V) Abvolt (abV) Capacitance L​−2M​ ​−1T​ ​4I​​2 farad ​(F) Abfarad (abF) Inductance L​2M​ T​−2I​​−2 henry ​(H) Abhenry (abH) Electric resistance L​2M​ T​−3I​​−2 ohm ​(Ω) Abohm (abΩ) Electric conductance L​−2M​ ​−1T​ ​3I​​2 siemens ​(S) Absiemens (abS) Magnetic flux L​2M​ T​−2I​​−1 weber ​(Wb) Maxwell (Mx) Magnetic flux density MT​−2I​​−1 tesla ​(T) Gauss (G) Magnetic field ​strength IL​−1 Oersted(Oe) is the worst... Dynamic viscosity ML​−1T​ ​−1 Poise (P) *10 Poise (P) Kinematic viscosity L​2T​ ​−1 Stokes (st) *10^4 Stokes (st) Luminous flux J lumen ​(lm) Stilb (sb) Illuminance JL​−2 lux ​(lx) phot (ph) [Radioactive] a​ctivity T​−1 becquerel ​(Bq) becquerel ​(Bq) Absorbed [radiation] dose L​2T​ ​−2 gray ​(Gy) Rad (rad) Radiation dose equivalent L​2T​ ​−2 sievert Rem (rem) Catalytic activity NT​−1 katal ​(kat) katal ​(kat) 4. The Coherence system: a. One gram of liquid water at its highest density is one centimeter cubed. b. The distance between the north pole and the equator on the surface of earth on avergae is 10^9 centimeters long. c. The temperature of solid ice is zero celcius. d. The temperature of steam is one hundred celcuius. e. A mole of Carbon­12 weights 12 grams, a mole of Oxygen­16 weights 16grams.

Economic and social survying Board ratings (english boards excluding /b/, O.P. and Governmental boards) [A­Grade top 30][B­Grade top 60][C­Grade top 100][D­Grade top 200] [E­Grade top 300][F­Grade top 600][U­Grade top 1000][X­Grade all others] Flexible economic classification using percentages: 1. The toppest 15% are the higher class (1­5% capitalist vs 14­10% upper­middle), 2. the middle 60% are the middle class (30­35% lower­middle vs 30­25% working) 3. and the bottom 25% are the lower class (12­15% working­poor vs 13­10% underclass), 4. and the non­employed (which can be categorized as youth, university­students, employment­trainees, house­keepers, the disbled and the retired). Default classification using 20 sections of 5% each 1. The higher class: one sector for capitalist class, two sectors for upper­middle class, 2. The middle class: seven sectors for lower­middle class, five sectors for working class, 3. The lower class: three sectors for working poor and two sectors underclass. Default classifiaction using 6 equal sections of 16.66...% each 1. one sector for Rich and upper­middle classes, 2. two sectors for middle (lower) class, 3. two sectors for working classes, and 4. one sector for lower class and underclass. Optional economic classification using other methods: 1. Uberich, Rich, Upper class (together called the Wealthy classes), 2. Up­middle class, Middle class, Lo­middle class (together called Home Owner classes), 3. working­rich class, Working class, Working­poor (together called lower class), and 4. underclass/poor. Calculations on pareto curves 1. To calculate the pareto equality curve we use e^(1/H)=(1+H)/(1­H)=((1+H)/2)^(a) . 2. H is the pareto determinant constant and a is the pareto graph constant. 3. It also uses y=1­(1­x)^(1­a) . 4. x is the richest population by fraction (1 being all the people within the population) 5. y is how much money they own by fraction (1 being all the money in the population).

Compass Directions 1. Four Cardinal Directions: Arctos (N), Anatole (E), Mesembria (S), Dysis (W) 2. Homer’s Six Directions : Borera (N), Eurus, Apeliotes, Notos (S), Agrestes, Zephyus. 3. Eight Directions: Italiante patois Tower of the winds Aulus Gellius

N Tramontana Boreas Aparctias/Septentrio

NE Bora/Greco Caecias Aquilo/B​ oreas

E Levante Apeliotes Apeliotes/​Eurus/Subsolanus

SE Exaloc/Scirocco Eurus Euronouts/Vulturnus

S Mezzogriorno/Ostro Notos Auster/Notus

SW Garbino/Libeccio Lips Africanus/L​ ips

W Ponente Zephyrus Favonius/Z​ ephyrus

NW Maestro/Mistral Sciron Cauruns/Argestes 4. Twenty Four Directions: vitruvius’s 24 wind rose

Time and date systems Time scales (to be debated) 1. Two and a half day has 60 hours, 2. each hour has either 60 imperial minutes (min) or 100 metric minute (tic). 3. Each min has 60 seconds while Each tic has 36 seconds and uses base36 (0­9,A­Z). Date scales of alternate Calenders 1. Neo­Calendar ​shall be the standard calender of 8chan where 28 days makes 1 month, 13 months and one extra day makes a normal year, and that leap day is added every 4 years except every 100 years except every 400 years. The first day of 2001 is always monday.

1. 399 year, 61 weeks 6 days each with 1 leap day per every 19 years, a. where 2 day off per 7 days ⇒ 1.71 day off per 6 days, and b. 1.5 day off per 7 days ⇒ 1.29 day off per 6 days 2. 405 years, 12 months of 30 days, with 1 leap day per 13 years except every 39 years except every 405 years, a. where 2 day off per 7 days ⇒ 2.57 day off per 9 days, and b. 1.5 day off per 7 days ⇒ 1.93 day off per 9 days

Holidays of 8chan using classical calender (Not all are rest days) New year day (Dec31) Orthodox season (Jan1­Jan7) seven days NSFW season (Feb12­Feb15) four days Fuck feminism day (Mar8) Old years day (Apr1­3) three days Drugs community day (Apr20) Japan and May season (Apr29­May5) six days Easter season (Determin by christian parties) Anglo Empire season (Jul1­Jul4) four days critical #GG season (Sep11­Sep21) ten days Death and Vendetta season (Oct31­Nov5) six days Men’s rights activist day (Nov19) Festivus season (Dec21­Dec25) five days End of the year season (Dec26­Dec30) five days

City and loction research Cty recognition and language 1. The GaWC (Globalization and World Cities) is the de­facto city research of Parliament. 2. The parliament will only recognise time­zones and languages of Alpha Cities,. 3. There are two ways to represent timezones: GMT/UTC and military timezone alphabets. List of military timezones [A +01 western europe] [B +02 east europe and british africa] [C +03 russia] [D +04 persia turk] [E +05 india] [F +06 east turkistan and tibet] [G +07 southeast asia] [H +08 hongkong taiwan] [I +09 korea japan] [K +10 australia] [L +11 oceanic islands] [M +12 new zealand] [N ­01 east atlantic] [O ­02 west atlantic] [P ­03 brasil] [Q ­04 far eastern canada] [R ­05 east coast] [S. ­06 central eastern] [T ­07 central western] [U ­08 west coast] [V ­09 far western canada] [W ­10 alaska and polynesia] [X ­11 beyond polynesia] [Y ­12 pacific ocean] [Z ±00 GMT and UTC britain] [J ±Xx OBSERVER]

Health and diet laws The Parliament will only recognise 5 major types of diet: The Asian Diet, The Latin Diet, The Medetrranian Diet, The African Diet and the Vegetarian Diet. Narcotics categorization law 1. There are seven major types of narcotics that the Parliament recognise: a. Stimulants, b. Empathogens, c. Psychedelics, d. Dissociatives, e. Cannabinoids, f. Depressants, and g. Opoids. 2. Narcotics are a restricted consumer products simillar to NSFW content. 3. Narcotics needs its own regulatory agency or consumer union to protect users.

Political categorizations and choice Colors of political sects for senate seating diagrams 1. Fascists and Nationalist (Black), 2. Socialist and Communist (Red), 3. Republicans and Conservatives (Blue), 4. Libertarian and Anarchist (Yellow) 5. Technocrats and Ecologist (Green) 6. Religions and Theocrats (Purple) 7. Independents and Third­partisan (Orange) The hexagon of political parties: libertarians/anarchists ecologists/technocrats theocrates/clergymen independents/3rd­partisans socialists/communists republicans/conservatives fascists/nationalists

Check em laws (a.k.a GET laws) and over 9000 laws 1. Everybody has the rights to “check em” (to recognize other peoples post number patterns). 2. Numbers that are bigger than 9000 will be unthinkable for the “average” 8chan user. 3. A GET thread strictly means a thread that tries to GET. 4. A failed GET thread is when the conditions on thread post contradicts with post number. 5. All failed GET in Government Boards will result in a ban of phi^(2n) minutes where n is the number of digits it claims to have. 6. A check em’ bomb is formed when someone post it on a board. a. When the a dubs occurs the post gets to decide where it will be sent to next, b. and trips or higher will trigger the check em’ bomb. 7. Mr. Smegma from /sp/ is the GET advisor of senate. a. All major GET >3 will be reported to the GET advisor for research b. All failed GET will reported to the GET advisor for damage assessment. c. All GET threads after reported to the GET advisor, will be locked. d. The data gathered will have to comply with public data protection legislations. e. GET advisor and /sp/ is allowed to have a /getball/ competition annually. 8. The /4get/ board is reserved for stealing GETs from 4chan.

Section 9: Public safety by­laws 8chan culture laws Basic principles of the internet 1. Everything in real life is recorded on the internet forever. 2. Nothing is sacred, everything is a pornography or a fetish. 3. All types of derivatives will be made. If not, it will be by midnight. 4. Copyrights are useless, all content will be torrented after release. 5. “All your base are belong to us.” is the motto to this ideal.

“Cake is a lie” and “Pies, Cookies, Spam” Problem ... CAPS LOCK, 1337 and typing quirk Problem ... Shadow­Ban, Auto­Ban and “Admin/Volunteer/Janitor” Corruption … Account requirement accusation laws Nobody may say or pic “this require a premium account” or anything simillar as a joke. counter­feminism in the Government: (as hinted by GG, needs to clarify or action, urgent) (what made 8chan a safe heaven) 1. There are three things that are enemies of Men’s rights activism: a. Feminist privilege (aka women’s exclusive rights that the feminist defend), b. male privilege (aka pickup artistry and sexual scumming) and c. Social Justice warrior Cultural Marxism/Fascism (aka cultural exclusion without proper cause of invasion). 2. The Parliament will protect citizens who are attacked by these three things at all cost a. board owner/volunteer given educational resources, b. allowance on organizing peaceful debates, c. calm­down periods to prevent flame­wars, d. anti­doxxing mechanism to protect citizens, e. speech recordance and truth­seeking to be handled by investigators, f. DDoS and spam finding/elimination operations, g. closing the “leaking gates” for safety etc. 3. All invasions will be taken care of in a calm and clear tone, to help guide invaders to follow the non­aggression principle, or else we will isolate them all cost. SanFran Asylum for SJW Project Corrosion, Coercion, Collusion, Corruption, Cronyism (or the 5­Cs) are the common crime of corporations against integrity. There are three signs to tell if they are SJW or not: Problem hair, Problem Glasses and Problem phrases. The meaning of “Tits or Get the fuck out” 1. Women has no special rights on 8chan. 2. The 4­Ts and the 4­As are a common action inside 8chan. 3. No women have special rights to “shut people up” by force. 4. The internet is not toxic because of freedom of expression. 5. The reason is that the 4­Ts and the 4­As are pretty simillar to mean­girl behaviour, 6. and both are accepted into being part of the free and open society.

Art, culture and parental guideline laws Difference between Relic, Art and Craft 1. Relics are histroical evidence containing personal expressions and recordings. 2. Art is the product of universal standard of transendence and deepness, and very often they use relics as a base measurement. 3. “Craft” is a type of cheap consumer product that destroy transendence and deepness by disregarding universal standards and ignoring historical relics while abusing impressionism and relativism based on shock and sillyness alone to make statements, lacking in hard work and reseearch. Craft could be viewed as degeneracy. Fanart (non info) categorizations 1. Tier 0: Recolors and copy­sketches by Rastor (e.g. MSPaint) 2. Tier 1: Recolors and copy­sketches by Vector (e.g. Adobe software) 3. Tier 2: Complete redraw with vectors and full­sketches 4. Tier 3: Cookie­cutter generated fan­content based on personal creations 5. Tier 4: Psuedo­cannon hoaxes and secrets 6. Tier 5: Fresh remixes and new fanart ideas 7. Tier 6: Remixing original styles with others 8. Tier 7: Parody­free original creations with personal styles InfoArts categories Flags, Maps, Timelines, Structure/Relations, Chart/Statistics, Meta­Analysis, Video­Infographic Picture Categories Raster (.bmp/.png/.jpg/.gif) Vector (2D/3D) Compound image (Metafile or Page Description) Stereo Media NSFW rating: 1. Class 1 or G: general (Circle) for the general audience (View by Newfags are welcomed) 2. Class 2 or P: parental (Square) parental guidance needed (Lurk Moar before viewing) 3. Class 3 or M: mature (Triangle) Not Safe For Work (Strictly for ages 18 and up) 4. Class 4 or R: restricted (Cross) Illegal and quasi­illegal contents (including Lolis and Gore) Media sub­ratings (voluntary): 1. AS: adult themes and stunts (actions that are done by the characters) a. V: violence (fighting, scarring, bleeding and organ dislocation) b. S: sex (Penetration, touching of naked sex organs and multipersonal fetishes) c. SV: sexual violence (Rape, necrophilia, pedophilia and zoophilia) d. D: drugs (use of, buying, selling or redistributing illegal drugs) e. N: nudity (Showing of uncovered sex organs on view) 2. HS: horror and the supernatural (background and on­stage on view) a. SN: supernatural (general flashes, jump scares and loud pitch) b. FV: fantacy violence (fictional use of weapons and decapitation) c. MP: medical proceedures (photo realistic open body surgery) d. W: warfare (photo realistic use of weapons and “war gore”) 3. L: language (dialogs and monologs spoken by the characters) a. CL: coarse language (common words of profanity in plain view) b. SR: sexual reference (implying or talking about sexual intercourse) c. AL: agressive language (direct threasts with “fighting words”) d. SD: suggestive dialogue (persuading the viewers to commit crimes) e. DP: discrimination/prejudice (bad historical references as content) 4. E: education (for media that is tailored for students in school) Porn subcategories: http://houseeros.com/kinks/all­kinks.php ​For House Eros K­List YouTubePoop and SoundClown (re)Mix(cul)Ture …

Social Security and other support for the poor The disabled classification System Autism­spectrum, Blindness­colors, Crippleness, Deafness­balance, Emotional­disorders, Feels (Skin/smell/tasting), Growth­disorder (physical), Health­conditions (viral­bacterial, digestive, respiratory, circulatory), Intelligence­disorders (psychological) The NEETS and NAEMS problem 1. NEETS (No Education, Employment, Training or Social­security) are people aged 20­25 who are having low standard of living, often people who drop out of school 2. NAEMS (No Automobile, Estates, Marriage or Savings) are people aged 40­50 who are having low standards of living, often single or childless 3. The Government must help protect and improve the livelyhood of NEETS and NAEMS. Public housing Public Housing Rental and Public Housing Ownership (with Senior retired Citizen Housing Scheme and Sanwich class Citizen Housing Scheme for special groups) and Purchase Scheme and Selling Scheme. Public transport and other subsides for the poor ... Minimum wage, overhours, insurance and retirement ... Public utilities regulations Electricity, Light Petroleum Gas and Town Gas, Fresh water, Salt water and Sewage. Post­tax budgeting recommendations 50% as needs (20% as food and health, 15% as house and utilities, 10% as transport and auto and 5% as job investments), 20% as banking in savings, physical investments, stocks and bonds, and the last 30% as personal needs (15% as skill and education training, 10% as ammusement and 5% as clothing)

Worker Union Laws 1. Every worker has the right to join or form a trade union. This right cannot be infringed by employers under any circumstance. Such infringements may include, but are not limited to, the following: a. Terminating employment on the basis of unionisation b. Reducing pay of unionised workers (On this basis) c. Harassing or assaulting unionised workers (Or encouraging others to do so) d. Bans on unions or union activity 2. Trade unions have the right to appoint 2 members to a company's board of directors and appoint a workplace safety commissioner. The role and function of a workplace safety commissioner is to: a. Advise workers and employers on workplace safety issues b. Report breaches of safety rules to unions and employers c. On the failure of employers to commit to a safe workplace, be permitted to encourage industrial action. 3. Workers and trade unions have the right to use industrial action in order to win improved conditions or pay. This includes, but is not limited to, the following: a. Strike action, including general strikes, secondary strikes, wildcat strikes, sympathy strikes and workplace occupation. b. Slowdowns or 'go­slows'. c. Work­to­rule. d. Picketing and protesting outside of a workplace to discourage (via peaceful, non­obstructive dialogue) workers from continuing work 4. Trade unions are able to use their collective power to negotiate pay and other conditions on behalf of individual workers, providing consent from the individual worker. Negotiations can be with one employer or industry wide (Pattern bargaining).