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(left) The grass island the north end (top) of parking lot j, State Budget lower lot pictured, will be removed over the summer, creating 80 new parking spaces. Photo/ John Freel Hits GV Hard Parking Spaces to Lubbers slams cuts to higher education. be Added in Lot J Press Release By Brian Neathery News Writer "The most unsatisfactory budget The Physical Plant is taking steps to relieve an recommendation for higher education in a overcrowded parking situation on South Campus, according decade." That’s how Grand Valley to Physical Plant director Teny Sack. University president Arend D. Lubbers today According to Sack, changes will be made to parking lot J described the 1989 Executive Budget based on a survey taken last fall. The survey, which recommendations now being considered by consisted of counting the number of cars which were in the legislature. each lot from hour to hour, found that the highest Lubbers’ comments came at a hearing on concentration of cars was in lots H and J, south of Lake the higher education budget held in Grand Michigan Hall, between the hours of 11a.m. and 1p.m. Rapids today. Pointing specifically to the Planned changes include the removal of the large grass funding recommendation for GVSU, area on the north side of lot J to make room for 80 new Lubbers noted, "The budget actually spaces. The lot will also be restriped, and changes will be proposes a cut of 1.58 percent in state made to the pedestrian walkway on the east side of the lot. dollars, compared to last year. That The changes are designed to reduce congestion in the lot and reduction, coupled with an inflation rate of 4 at entrances. percent, actually would give Grand Valley According to Sack, no bids have been yet submitted by State a net loss of nearly 6 percent." contractors, but he estimated the cost of the project to be GVSU is the fastest growing of the 15 about $75,000. All work on the lot will take place this state universities, yet come out next to last summer and should be completed by the start of the Fall in its percentage increase of state 1988 semester. appropriations. "Obviously, our appropriation has not kept pace with our enrollment," Lubbers continued. "The demands placed on GVSU by the west Michigan region continue to grow, and Grand Valley, as the regional university for Michigan's second largest metropolitan are, is obliged to meet those demands. Grand Valley was established in 1960 to fill an unmet need for public higher education in this area and we have been fulfilling that need. The ongoing economic vitality of west Michigan requires that we continue to make our educational services available, accessible, and affordable to qualified students who cannot move away See BUDGET p.2

Path Gets Lights By Brian Neathery News Writer The Physical Plant announced that it will install lighting on the walkway leading from parking lot J to the Grand Valley and Campus View apartments south of campus. Lighting on the walkway has been reccomended both by the Grand Valley Student Senate and the Department of Public Safety, according to Physical Plant director Terry Sack. The new lighting is to be installed this summer and should be completed by the beginning of the Fall 1988 semester, at an Caldcr Gallery's annual Juried Student Art Show is now on display in the Calder Fine Arts Center. The estimated cost of $10,000. No contractors have yet been selected for the project. show boast 43 pieces of art from several different mediums. For story see p.9 Photo/ John Freel Police Crack Down on Car Burglaries By Duffy O'Connor News Writer arrests of the youths in parking lot F. District Court and charged with attempted Det. Schliewe praised the students Grand Valley State police have arrested The two thieves were referred to larceny from a motor vehicle. involvement in helping crack down on the three students and recovered approximately Hudsonville juvenile Court and charged with When asked if student awareness is burglaries saying, "We've been getting such $500 worth of stolen goods during the past larceny from a motor vehicle. They have increasing, Detective Grant Schliewe, from good help from the students.” He also noted two weeks. In two separate cases, articles been released into then parents' custody the Department of Public Safety, said he felt that out of eight recent arrests, all but one ranging from cassette tapes to a checkbook pending trial. that it was. has occurred because students helping in to credit cards, have been recovered, In a separate incident campus police According to DeL Schliewe, some way. according to the GVS police. arrested a Grand Valley student as he encouraging new from the arrests is that Det. Schliewe expressed concern that The first of the two burglaries occurred removed a graphic equalizer from a car. student involvement is making more arrests students should stay aware, regardless of on March 16 as two juveniles rummaged Officers were aided by reports of suspicious possible. Normally a difficult crime to Grand Valley's low crime rate He through cars in various parking lots, taking activity in the Kistler parking lot. prevent, burglary from automobiles has recommended students should keep in mind whatever they found. Campus Security rhe student whose name has not been become tougher due to heightened student that they can become victims and not be received an anonymous tip which led to the released, will be arraigned in Hudsonville awareness. careless. .. ''.55 ■yj-r-'TMr"'’. ~

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GRAND VALLEY STATE co-ed The $4.4 billion supercollider is on DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - An PANAMA - Panama’s military Chris Wheeler, is a Grand Rapids a collison course with Congress, where Ohio college student reportedly leader Gen. manuel Antonio Noriega finalist in "Angels '88." Producers are 'it faces a political fight over the climbing from balcony to balcony fell has promised to resign as armed forces searching for fresh faces for the new wisdom of launching a costly scientific from the fourth floor of a motel and chief before general elections scheduled "Charlie's Angels." research project in an era of tight suffered critical injuries, becoming the for next year. As one of five local finalists, a budgets. fourth person to fall from an area hotel Meanwhile, opposition videotape of Wheeler is now winging Rep. Howard Wolpe, D-lansing, balcony in three weeks. businessmen staged their most its way to Los Angeles where said he finds it "absolutely startling" Elsewhere on the spring break front, successful general strike against executives from Fox Broadcasting and that the Energy Department cut the list lawmen along the Texas coast braced Noriega Monday, shutting down Aaron Spelling Productions will judge from 25 to seven before Congress for another wave of tourists Monday roughly 90 percent of private business who moves on to this weekend's approved the project after a wiki weekend that included a riot, in an effort to deliver a knockout blow regional in Detroit. "Very frankly, that is going to four stabbings and two drownings. they hoped would send the military Wheeler, who said her and make it much more difficult," Wolpe leader into exile. favorite shows have changed since she said. "You have 43 states there that Secretary of State George Shultz Army troops in combat gear and played Jill with her girlfriend long ago, frankly don't care very much about this .and Soviet Foreign Minister Eduard riot police patrolled the streets to deter missed two classes and had to rearrange effort, given their own budgetary Shevardnadze added an unscheduled demonstrations and looting. her work schedule to make Monday's constraints." meeting to their talks on a strategic callback. "I know I can it (the role)," nuclear arms treaty and Soviet said Wheeler, a broadcast withdrawal from Afghanistan. communications major. „

BUDGET "Although we were grateful for that in our appropriation request: funds for universities, and our five-year total of 15 Fromp.l special allocation," he added, "our total operating our new L.V. Eberhard Center in percent was well below the state average of enrollment has grown by almost 40 percent downtown Grand Rapids; for planning future 23 percent. Although we have not yet from home to further their education." in just the past six years— from 6,266 development and use of the adjacent completed the analysis of our projected need "In the 1987/88 budget, GVSU was students in 1982 to 8,947 last September. properties donated to us by the Stow & for 1989, it is clear that, in light of the fortunate to have the benefit of a one-time New student applications are already up Davis division of Steelcase; for expanding state's funding recommendation, there will 'enrollment increase offset' of $515,000," nearly 40 percent for next fall. A one-time engineering and teacher education; and for have to be a significant increase next year. Lubbers said. "That was our share of a allotment obviously does not give us the strengthening the services of our Minority We will find it difficult to keep our tuition special allotment for institutions with continuing funding required for the faculty, Business Education Center." increase under 10 percent" substantial enrollment growth between Fall programs, and facilities these students need." He added, "We at GVSU are deeply After presenting the university's case 1984 and Fall 1986. Grand Valley Lubbers did not mince any words in his concerned about the lean year ahead. In the formally to state officials at the budget enrollment in that two-year period increased presentation to the Senate hearing. "Not past we have been able to keep GVSU hearing, Lubbers said, "We hope the facts by more than 1,200 students. The money only would the recommendation penalize us tuition increases well below the. state about enrollment growth and academic needs was intended to help cover some of the extra for serving more students, it ignores average. Last year our increase of 4.3 here at GVSU convince the legislature of costs associated with that growth. completely the five priorities we identified percent was the second smallest of all state our need for more realistic funding in 1989."

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' The Lan thorn March 23, 1988 despite the disorganized, whimsical approach the Lanthom about how you handed out Letters to the Editor Dave Truxall has taken, it has gone off quite 10,000 applications and no one turned them well. back in. I'll bet half of the applications However, I believe the mess has finally ended up in the trash because they were Students Dissatisfied With ~v caught up with the Program Board. This picked up by people who didn't know what year, and this semester in particular, are dead Airband is. You can't back out of this one. Program Board and Air band as far as entertainment goes. No wonder I It is a pure lack of concern by not can't find a good party on the weekend; advertising and promoting events that cause Dear Editor everyone goes home because there's nothing apathy on the part of the students. I called I'm writing this letter in regards to the going on. the Student Activities office to find out sopy state of affairs that the program board high hopes because of the Beach Boys and I'm glad the Student Senate stepped in to more and even they don't know anything. seems to be in. It is becoming increasingly Bob Hope playing at Grand Valley. Like get the Program Board off their butts, but it It's pretty obvious that something's not obvious that the Program Board is very most of the events, these two shows were doesn't seem to be enough. 1 have talked to right disorganized and doesn't know what they're financial losers. This year there has been a a lot of people who show up every year to So let's get on the stick and get doing. I'm a senior, and I can remember bunch of cancellations, like the Dating make Airband a fun and entertaining event, something going. There is still time to get past years when the program board would Game. What happened to one of my and the consensus is disappointment 'this thing off. sponsor some high quality events. For favorites, Air Band? It use to be held in the And don't go writing another letter in Randy L. Suit example, when I was a Freshmen in the fall for Grand Valley and then again in the dorms, ft seemed as though there was a Winter semester for the state finals. This Student Senate elections are next week Wednesday, March 3Q and dance almost every weekend. These dances year the Program Board is only having Thursday, March 31. had different themes such as a beach-party competition for Grand Valley in the Winter The Lanthom encourages you to vote and determine -the leaders that dance or a Toga dance. The dances which and no state finals at all. The Grand Valley will represent you next fall. were either held in the Fieldhouse or Air Band is scheduled for April 9, but I Candidates running are: Kirkhof Center were always well advertised haven't seen anything advertised about it It Brian C Sayers MikeStrobel and usually well attended with between 100 too will probably be conceited unless the Stacey L. Weiss Shelia Y. Williams and 200 students participating. As the years Program Board gets busy and does Brien Worrell Ken Stewart have gone by, the dances around here have something about it / Kris Root Ann J. Rockwell become a joke! I'm a building manager at The only thing ffl&x&n coming from Donald Morris Robert Mirgue the Kirkhof center, and I’ve worked some of the Program Board is arguments in the Pamela Ann Miller Michael Mikula the nights when dances are scheduled there Lanthom about the Student Senate taking Diana Kot Rob Konopinski and only 23 people show up, and most of control of the board. Well, if the Student Eric P. Klein Mike Kasmauskis the people who are there are high school Senate can improve the Program Board, I'm Daniel Kapp Colleen G. Jackson kids. for it If the Program Board put as much Kelly Israels Timothy Hondorp Other programs such as the Nite Club effort in their events as they do arguing with Pat Hayes Andrew J. Hager series has suffered because of the program the Student Senate then maybe we would Rhonda Gustafson Damita J. Dorsette boards ineptness. For example, the last have some decent entertainment around here. David S. Dee Candace Cowling . Nite Club series featured Rick Kelly and I don't think it can get much worse. Wendy Lolita Brown Sarah A. Boulley Regency. I spoke with a member of

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Trent Harmon; Jr. Accounting "Republican. I'm not sure if I want to vote (DlpMdDim IPdDl for either one of them. I'm not sure, yet."

Do you consider yourself a Republican or Democrat? If you consider yourself a Republican, who would you rather vote for: Busk or Dole? Democrat: Jackson Laura Morrison; Jr. or Dukakis? Biology "I lean more towards Republican. Ill Photos/ John Freel probably vole for Bush because he's done a good job so hr."

Jeff Schlabach; So. Kiva Bauswdl; Fr. Accouating Broadcasting and Communications "Probably Republican. Bush. I think he's "Right now I don't know. I'm decided at the best candidate running. I think he'd be a the moment. I'm waiting to hear what the good president if he makes it" rest of the candidates say before I decide."

Sue Carlson; Sr. Mark Huizinga; Fr. Liberal Studies English "Democratic probably. I don’t know yet I "Neither, I vote for whoever's better. Bush, like them both. I like Jackson better but I because I think he's the most legit of worry about his lack of experience—and candidates and I like what Reagan's been Washington tends to conupt idealist." doing, for the most part"______

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ized," he said. " is by far my idol. I tljink his death affected me more than anyone's, more than John Lennon's or anyone like that. "A lot of people think I'm just a blast from the past, but I'm not. If 1 ever do break into the mainstream, I want to be respected as a songwriter first. "I'm a real late bloomer when it comes to music," Kelley commented. "I never thought about being a performer. I didn't That was one rule that was not broken. start singing until I was eighteen." After Rick Kelley had had the audience Kelley grew up in Muskegon, and "Dancin' In The Streets," Regency got graduated from the University of Michigan them dancing in their seats. in 1979 with a degree in vocal music. "I With Regency's mixture of voices, it tried teaching for a few years," he said, "but was impossible to miss the music, "if I didn't really feel fulfilled musically. After there's no music,", they promised, "well college I started hanging out in clubs and make our own." Their show consisted of getting to know musicians and got into comedy, dance steps, and their own chor­ songwriting. I eventually found out about eography added to a spectaculr vocal show. the colleges and started doing it." Listening to Regency's performance, Kelley broke into the college circuit five were you to close your eyes, you could years ago, playing at eighteen colleges the have imagined yourself to be in any greasy first year. This year he will be appearing at spoon in the fifties. Not only the songs approximately one-hundred and fifty and the voices, but the hand movements colleges across the nation. and atmosphere diat the group created took "It takes a lot of time and money to get a you back in time. following," Kelley explained. "When I Regency's show included a period of first decided to do colleges, I thought I'd do requests. "If there's something you wanna the music I grew up loving, it's been pure hear, let us know and we'll do it," they luck that Motown's been coming back in said. "Because we know everything. And the past few years. I just started doing if we don't, then we'll FAKE IT!" Motown because I love it. The group ended the night with a song to "My dream was always just to make a introduce themselves and offer a hit of living out of music," he added. "College advice to the audience. "If you drink," does that." Sammy Davis admonished, "don't drive Kelley's next area performance will be af because the life you save might be mine.” Muskegon Community College on April Before leaving, however, they took on a 30. His albums, "Top Priority" and "I'm more serious nature. "Thank you for Hy l.yn Wolf originals and for you to enjoy them." Bark" can be ordered through Priceless coming out and spending a little bit of time Campus l.ilc Wmcr______Throughout the evening, he seemed to Records, Inc,. P.0 Box 1374, Redondo with Regency," they said. "We really enjoy the audience's performance as much Beach. CA 9027X. appreciate it, because without you, there I want [my audience) to say, God, we as they enjoyed his. I ve finally been accepted into the main w'ould be no Regency." had a really great time!' I want them to One ol the most spellbinding parts of the stream of people who do what I do," Kellev Saturday proved to be another standing know that they didn t just sit there and show was Kelley s classic combination of concluded. "I feel as though I've finally ovation night, bringing back to mind a line listen to it, but were a part of it." When A Man l.ovcs A Woman" and his arrived. of Rick Kelley's. 'It the spark is not there, And a part of it is exactly what Rick original lie A Worrutn Ioniyhi " A hush Following Kellev Saturday night was it's not there." Just the opposite was true. Kelley s audience was. Dancing, singing, fell over the audience .is (lies were Regency, a five man a capella group tiom as it certainly showed up between these two hand movements, clapping, and tapping encompassed in the tenderness of the ly rics Baltimore. "We have only one rule," they spectacular performers and their audiences, feet was only a part of the evening's of this song Kelley was recently informed told their audience. "We must have fun!" providing fun and a great time for all' excitement on Friday. Mats It IX when Kick that He \ \\,'inan l.ru^hl' is to be Kelley gave his first (i| two performances recorded on the new album bv the country last weekend git uip Red R ivei It betaine quite obvious from the vetv Kelley s peifotmarice ended with a start that, after three appeararnes m standing ov at ton from tile . tow .1 to w hi, h ['lev ions years. Rkk Kellev holds a special he answered I Ins is to., much' All vou place in the hearts of Grand \ allev had to do is suv. < >ne nii >re' students Whether it was k lassie Motown I he fun didn't stop when Kellev left the or original, the audience was hung on stage I rid.iv night, he was back for mote Kelley's every word, Ik Hiked bv his voice, Saturday night Ills tepcrloiie lor tins soothed by his laid back, at home attitude show consisted of mantis the same music As the evening wore on. Kelley proved as I rid.iv night's performance hoi some it that fie didn t need bask up singers as long was an oiigirul Heat, hu others a pleasant as he had an audience It din's my heatt deja v u good to h«.,ij people out there singing wool Mine again the uudieme was enthralled for word, he told Ins audierue I hat puts and totally involved It was ease to tell ptessure on me. because then I have to get who had attended I tiday nights conceit all i if the w< >rds r iyht 1 liev were the ones w ho knew thev hand |og I his is a real treat lor me, Kellev and the line darn e SK 11fi Kellev s enthu­ i oinmented, because it seems likeeverv siasm. however, it didn t take the rest long show I ve done tins week has been at iiihiii to cati h on time in the cjtelenu and vou have to plus lake Ins audience. Kellev s favorite song stutf people know to keep their attention, to perform is Heard h through I he so it s a real treat lor me to be able to do (i rape une, ev en though it's so corn mere nil The Lanthorn Much 23,1988 Page 7 Lecture Series on Arab-lsrael Conflict Offered Fall Semester Persons interested in gaining Muskegon Community College - - could insight into the ongoing Arab-lsrael be particularly heavy." conflict can register next month of an "For this course, persons who unique learning opportunity from Grand merely want to audit as well as currently Valley.State University. enrolled students at other area colleges, Former National Security Council may take advantage of the Advance Mail member, Dr. Raymond Tan ter, now a Registration usually offered only to political science professor at the regular GVSU students," said Blue. University of Michigan, will administer Dr. Tanter received hes Ph. D. from a GVSU fall semester course on "The Indiana University and taught at Arab-lsrael Conflict", both at the Northwestern before going to the university's new center in Grand Rapids Netherlands as a Fulbright Scholar in and at its Lakes hore Center in 1972. From 1973 through 1978 he was Muskegon. A highlight of the course a visiting professor at the Hebrew will be five public lecture-discussion University of Jerusalem, where he Photo* by M by Photo* oProd sessions presented by Dr. Tan ter himself studied Israel's foreign policy system and in September, October, and November. taught political methodology. He Because of the fluidity of the Music in Motion Warms the returned to join the faculty at Michigan, Arab-lsrael situation, Dr. Tanter will served on the National Security Council base his lectures on existing conditions Heart With Great Old Tunes in 1981 and '82, became Secretary of on the scheduled date for each lecture. By Glenn Warners and Rick Smith almost stopped the show Campus Life Writer Anyone interested only in Dr. Tamer's State Alexander Haig's representative to with the song ’Money Makes the World five lectures - - either in Grand Rapids or European arms control talks, then Go Around. Muskegon - - may send a $15.00 returned to Michigan. He has just On the evening last Saturday that The courtin' and sparkin' songs registration fee to the Muskegon completed a book, Who's at the Helm?. the snow returned, a standing room only predominated thoughout. Stacy Fuhs Lessons of Lebanon, examining what he Community Foundation, c/o Sylvia crowd was wanned to the jazz/blues love and Paul Johnson did the old elegant and Saufman, Amstore Corporation, calls the inability of the Reagan songs of our grandfathers. ' graceful 'Blue Moon', on which the '50's Muskegon. administation to synthesize force and In radio show style format, the version is based. Again, A in ’t diplomacy in the Middle East Grand Valley State University small but full audience wrapped around Misbehaving, Glow-worm, Boogie Registrar Lynn Blue recommends that Interested persons may obtain more the remaining stage for a close, in touch, Woogie Bugle Boy came to life in style, anyone interested in the two-credit course information about the class from the warm atmosphere of nouveau nostalgia. as well as the tap dancing 'Has Anybody - - PLS 380 - - take advantage of a GVSU Registrar's Office on the main Flashy and elegantly dressed the Seen My Gal? special early mail registration, March 7 campus at 773-3117, or from the Grand troupe danced and moved as well as it x The audiance was delighted to hear through March 25. Blue noted, "Dr. Rapids center at 242-6603. sang whether ’en mass', 'en duet' or solo. once again the slurred disharmonies, the Tanter is recognized internationally for Persons desiring more information Master of Ceremonies Roben Anderson courting and love songs of years gone his expertise on the Middle East and about Dr. Tanter's five public lectures moved things,despite the interruptions by. The slow tunes of Gershwin, Fats Persian Gulf regions, and with the class may contact Sylvia Kaufman at Amstore alongfor the hair care products of Welby, Rodgers and Hart added a bit of open for auditings well as for credit, we Corporation in Muskegon, at 722-6681. yesteryear. vaudeville gaietey. There were older anticipate a high level of interest These lecture dates are September 19, The songs ranged from the soulful couples throughlout the audience smiling "In Muskegon, where the Jewish September 26, October 3, and November solo by Julia Scarlett of Gershwin to the with the memories of youth. community is celebrating its centennial, 7 and 14. Scheduled times: in Grand Vampy 'Saga o f Jenny' sung by Gina A special thanks to Ms. Pool and registration for our Lakeshote Center Rapids, 3:30 - 5:30 pm; in Muskegon, Coffmgn and Randy Kilboorn. The all of the ensemble of Music in Motion hilarious high brow of Robin Thiebaut class---- held at Frauenthal Center and 7:30 - 9:30 pm. and staff for a good show.

f How do you know when you are over-stressed? Here is a list of some stress warning signals. Check your own stress signs:

Stress Warning Signals

Coping with --Feeling unable to slow down -Menstrual distress -Ulcers and relax -Nausea or vomiting -Heart Palpitations -Explosive anger in response -Loss of appetite -Constipation to minor irritation -Diarrhea -Lower back pain -Anxiety or tension lasting -Shortness of breath -Allergy or asthma attacks more than a few days -Feeling that things -Inability to focus attention -Frequent or prolonged frequently go wrong -Fatique feelings of boredom -Sexual problems -Sleep disturbances -Tension headaches -Migraine headaches -Cold hands or feet -Frequent colds -Indigestion -Overeating -Aching neck and shoulder -Frequent low-grade -Frequent minor accidents muscles infections -Increased consumption of -Increased dependence on drugs alcohol

How do you know if you are coping successfully with the stresses and strains in your life? A person who is coping successfully can, under normal circumstances:

-Carry out jobs efficiently -Take responsibility -W ork under difficulties -Tolerate frustration -Adapt to changes -Have a sense of belonging -Tolerate others -Show friendliness -Show love -Take part in recreation, -Have a sense of -Have a reasonable sense of relaxation, and sleep humor and fulfillment independence and self-reliance -Possess self-direction March is "Wellness Month” at GVSU. Maintaining "wellness" at an optimal level of health involves keeping stress in your life at a manageable level. Stress is tricky. A So, what are some ideas for reducing stress? certain amount ofTt Ts useful and helps us to be successful and productive. It is a motivator. But too much stress, for too long, is harmful and leads to physical problems -E at one hot, balanced meal per day -Give and receive affection regularly and feelings of depression. -G et 7-8 hours sleep at least four days per week -Stop smoking " .. . a reasonable amount of stress can be the spice of life, but constant, —Exercise to exertion about twice per week —Keep expenses within income unrelieved stress can kill. Many people in the United States today seem to -H ave at least one relative or close friend within -Organize time effectively suffer from chronic, low-grade anxiety about themselves, their lives, and their 50 miles on whom you can rely —Do not drink alcohol to excess surroundings. And most of them seem unaware of their stress, because they've -Attain the appropriate weight for your height -Develop a network of friends had it for so long. The stress of this continued anxiety steadily takes its toll -Speak openly about feelings with a close friend -Participate in social activities of health and well-being. when angry or worried —Take adequate quiet time daily We are beginning to understand now that one df the most important -Drink less than three cups of coffee -D o something fun at least once survival skills for human beings in the twentieth-century is a neurological (or tea or cola drinks) daily per week skill-the ability to physically relax, unwind, and demobilize the body for long enough periods to allow it to recuperate and repair itself." If you want more information on stress management or feel as though you need -Karl Albrecht help in managing the stresses in your life, stop by the Counseling Center, 152 Stress and the Manager Commons, and see one of the counselors. Page 8 The Lanthom March 23,1988' Photo

Grand Valley State University's Gardner, who have worked with shows at Theatre Grand Valley will present the the Civic and Circle theatres, will handle musical "Pippin" as its spring production the musical demands of the production. of the 1987-88 season. The show, written Technical direction and design will be by Roger Hison and Stephen Schwartz and executed by Jill and Tom Hamilton, faculty staged on Broadway, will play artists aat GVSU who have also done shows for five performances in Grand Valley’s fpr-'the Actors Theatre, the Circle Theatre, Louis Armstrong Theatre on April 8, 9, and others. 10,15, and 16. Heading the cast of 18 performers will "Pippin remains a landmark in the be Medwin Johnson in the title role. He history of the American musical theatre," recently played in "Jacques Brel" at the C Name: Vickie Buckner Major: Photography Class: Photo II ] says director Roger Ellis. It opened in New Civic Theatre. Dennis Crowely will York in 1972 to reviews which hailed thq perform the role of the Leading Player. script and its staging as "a blockbuster Crowely recently performed in "Come Back spectacle filled with circus, ballet, musical Little Sheba" at the Actors Theatre and has comedy, minstrel show, rock concert, just returned to Grand Rapids from two clowns, magic, and vaudeville." seasons' professional work with Atlanta’s Loosely based upon the story of King Academy Theatre. Rob Thomasma will Charlemagne's son, Pippin, the show takes sing the role of King Charlemagne. a modem approach to the tale of a bored Others in the cast include Jamie Beth young man who has everything but finds Hinds as Fastrada, Susan Walker as Catherine, Mitch Master as Lewis, and 12 Ethnic Festival *88: no satisfaction in life. Believing himself other actors who will portray more than 30 to be an "extraordinary person," he attempts other characters. extraordinary feats to become famous. The World on Display Pippin tries to "make it big" in the arenas "Pippin" is GVSU's first all-musical of war, literature, sexual indulgence, offering since 1980 when Ellis directed "Celebration." Ellis says he finds 'Pippin' Grand Valley State University Hugh Borde's world famous Trinidad political reform, religion, and country announces Ethnic Festival '88 to begin Tripoli Steel Band at 5:30-p.m. The band life—to find that true fulfillment can only "an excellent critique of our 'Vanity Fair' March 24, from 12 noon to 9 p.m. in the will be playing c^llypso, reggae, rock arise from sincere commitment to other American society as well as a solid Promenade Deck at the Kirkhof Center. music, and much more. human beings. reflection of the University's growth in "The day long event gives students Following the steel band performance ’'Grand Valley's production has pulled West Michigan, particularly in the with different ethnic backgrounds an will be a fashion show displaying the many together some of the most prestigious performing arts." opportunity to share information on their different styles of foreign fashions modeled guest talent from all the local musical Curtain times will be at 8 pm for all countries through displaying clothing and by students of Grand Valley, theatre stages," says Ellis. He says he has performances, except for a 2 pm matinee on samples of their ethnic cuisine. Ethnic Also during the festival, students of Sunday, April 10. Advanced reservations Festival '88 is designed to educate students the Russian Club will be singing Russian combined their efforts with the "best of are not accepted and all seats will be sold at on different cultures they may be interested songs, passing out words for the audience GVSU's own student and faculty talent." the door on performance nights. •in someday visiting or just to satisfy their to participate. Choreography for the play will be done by Ticket prices are $5 general admission, curiousity,” said Ginger Randall, Student Ethnic Festival '88 is being organized Ken Tepper, known in the area for his work $3 for GVSU students, $2 for high school Service Assistant and sponsored by the International Student with shows at the Civic and Circle students and senior citizens, and $1 for Ethnic Festival '88 will be featuring Office of Grand Valley. Theatres, the Civic Ballet, and at Hope • children under 12. For more information, College. Wright McCargar and Jean contact Roger Ellis at 895-3485. > » » . » . » « «ww&.r>-y ♦ r»»»..vr:1-; On Top at the Box Office By Brent Baum M entalist ...... "Hey, did you see Police Academy V?" To Why have there been four sequels to a "Yeah, but it wasn't as goqd as Rocky movie that was not any good in the first III" / place? Why bother coming up with new "I know, and Jaws IV wasn't as good material when you can repeat the same P erform as Friday the 13th, Part Two." jokes over and over again? When Bubba "But Porky's II was the best of all." Smifh is the star of a movie, isn't that a red Yes, like a pimple that just will not flag? A N ight go away, Hollywood has given us another Most of the audience the day 1 saw "Police Academy" movie. This is the fifth this movie was under the age of twelve, and one, for those of you keeping score at that is the level the humor was at: pants O f home. "Police Academy V. Assignment: Miami Beach" has all the same jokes that falling down, people falling down. This were not funny in the first four movies. movie makes the Three Stooges look like Woody Allen. This movie is so bad Steve Guttenberg did Illu sio n not want to be in it. Do not worry, OK, maybe I am being too negative. The movie did have some positive aspects. Photos by John Frcel however, Bubba Smith and the guy who Grand Valley State University's Nite together finger rings borrowed from the Miami Beach is nice to look at this time of makes the funny noises are still around. Club Series presents a night of magic of audience. year. Janet Jones had a small role, and she The plot, such as it is, concerns the mind by mentalist, ESP showman Since the age of twelve, Karges has Commander Lasard. He has reached is nice to look at any time of year. Other Craig Karges. than that. . . been mystifying and entertaining audiences. mandatory retirement age, and Captain His magic of the mind show is a He studied under his uncle, a former Please, I beg you. Do not go and fantastic display of illusion and psychic Harris will do anything to become the new vaudeville mind reader, for one year, spent see "Police Academy V. Assignment: happenings using total audience commander. They all go to Miami Beach, another year polishing up his skills and in Miami Beach," because if a lot of people participation. Karges will be performing where Commander Lasard is being honored 1974 combined his magic and ESP talents go to this movie, then there will be a on Tuesday, March 29, in the Crow's Nest at a police chiefs convention. While they into the incredible performance which is "Police Academy VI." Just say no to located in the Kirkhof Center at 9 pm. are there, the gang has to stop a jewel thief, known as the magic o! the mind show. or something like that. I may have nodded "Police Academy" movies. Karges demonstrates his abilities by Craig Karges' performance is being "Police Academy V. Assignment: revqaling spectators' thoughts, reading off at some point, a boring movie and sponsored by the Nite Club Series and is Studio 28's comfortable chairs will do that Miami Beach" is rated "PC' and is playing serial numbers off dollar bills while at the Studio 28. being funded by the Student Senate. to you. blindfolded, levitating tables, and linkine Admission is free. Lanthorn March 23, 1988 Page 9 Calder Gallery Displays

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By Lyn Wolf don't always know all about all medias. well as many other aspects of the ideas Campus Life Writer But, whether we agree with them or not, and technique. those are their choices." All pieces are The Juried Student Art Show will judged on the skill, presentation, and be at the gallery until April ninth. Calder Gallery's annual Juried how new or innnovative the piece is, as Photos by John Fred Student Art Show opened Wednesday, March 16. Out of eighty-two pieces of art entered, forty three were accepted by the jurors, five among the pieces receiving special commendations were Julie Purwin’s untitled piece of oil on wood, and Julia Farris's photography, also untided. Also receiving commendations were Duffy O'Connor's "Self-Portrait" in drypoint, Brian A. Moore's "Black Man With Pink Squiggly Legs", and Nikki Wall's mixed media entry, "Pink Tree." This year's still media judge was Harry Matthews, curator of the Muskegon Museum of Art. Kerry * Rasikas of Jones-Rasikas, Grand Rapids, served as film and video judge. "We have all medias, and it's hard for the judges”, commented Calder Gallery director, Gretchen Gamer. "They On Friday, March 25, the Grand Valley Music Department will 66 Mom says the sponsor a choral concert includ­ ing all five vocal ensembles. house just isn’t the This concert is open to the gen­ eral public and admission is free. same without me, The 8:00 P.M. performance will be held in Louis Armstrong even though itk Theatre in Calder Fine Arts Cen­ ter. The conductor is Professor Ellen Pool. a lot cleaner.99

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■■Page 10 The Lanthorn March 23,1988 Summer Job Extravaganza A Big Success For Students K -lJ • 8 • 8

| COLUMN ARTWORK BY JOHN FREEL | By Lyn Wolf thirty-two hundred available positions. Campus Life Writer Drawing almost as much interest as Cedar Point was UPS and Grand Valley - Students were lined up and waiting itself. G etting "The same positions are open as in - in front of the Promenade Deck on the fall and winter, but in the summer Wednesday, March 16, when the doors there's always a shortage because of a opened at precisely eleven o' clock. To shortage of students,” said Allison Inside and all around the upper deck of t r m y . % Vanderberg, Student Employment Of fel^ the Kirkhof Center, mobs that the ninth all the employers here, about one-third of annual Summer Employment Extrava­ & & ■ j§: h the students get hired". H eaven 0 ' f |jf- .11,'.^ ganza drew. "Each year it gets harder and harder "We have not only camps, but resort areas, governments, manufacturers, to find local employees", added a Pleasure Island representative. "By The .JUv restaurants, amusement parks. . ."said 3 J: j Maureen Hosteter, extravaganza co­ coming to something like this it helps * - tr*r. * x m us find those people. We hire a lot of ordinator. "There are advantages to the i ? -L employers because they have their pick Grand Valley Students." Easy tel?-..., i "All of the employers are impressed of a wide variety of students to choose , ■W'-wBmrmo&lr i ms*' from." with Grand Valley students," commented w. m * Hosteter. "They have nothing but The Extravaganza hosted a total of W ay. -fiS fe b 'i 1 eighty employers, a reported increase of compliments on the quality of the about eighteen over last year; offering students." © 1987, John Freel well over fifteen hundred openings for The Employers and coordinators summer jobs. Several camps and local alike considered the Summer organizations were in attendance, as well Employment Extravaganza a great as employers from other areas across the success, and throughout the day could be state. The one out-of-state employer, seen students leaving with the smile of a GVSU Forming Vocal Ensembles Cedar Point, proved to be the biggest summer job on their faces, or the attraction of the day, offering over security of a good start. musically independent. This group of Grand Valley students who have had previous singing experience are invited to singers specializes in music from the 15th and 16th centuries. The Madrigal ensemble participate in one or more of the five vocal has -an opening for a baritone and a ensembles on campus next fall. The Better soprano. Festival Chorale, a 50-voice mixed Varsity Men is open to any interested ensemble rehearses on Tuesday evenings male singer and requires no audition. 7-9 p.m., no audition is necessary. Music in Motion is a sixteen member The Grand Valley State University vocal jazz group which meets at noon Singers rehearse Monday through Thursday Monday through Thursday. A vocal and at 1 pm. This is a select mixed ensemble I have never been so deeply moved by not nearly so impressive as his father. He dance audition is necessary to gain a television show as I was this past week. of 45 voices, an audition is necessary. The did manage to get the tears out, but the membership in this ensemble. All choral There, before my very eyes, was Jimmy GVSU Singers look forward to a three day lower jaw did not tremble quite like it ensembles may be taken for credit Swaggart’s son, with tears flowing as tour in November and at least two If you are interested in knowing more should. I think they should take the profusely as his father before him. Bravely performances on campus each semester. about the various groups, contact Professor snot-nosed little fake off the stage and bring he stood there and pleaded with me to part The Madrigal ensemble is very select, Ellen Pool in 157 Calder Fine Arts Center Jimmy Sr. out to battle his own problems with my meager store of funds. Yes, I was with only nine singers who must be very or phone the Music Office at 895-3484. like a man. deeply moved, deeply moved to vomit Whenever my father got in some kind In spite of all the tears, all the of trouble, he certainly did not send me out singing, all the hand holding, and all the slobbering to the authorities. If he ever got "Amens," I could not force myself to send into financial scrapes, he never demanded in money destined to end in the pocket of that I beg the neighbors for money. No, to some harlot Actually, I do not understand Wellness get money he did the same thing he told me the full nature of Jimmy's crime. He was supposed to be just looking, right? I just to do: work. Now, although I never do not see the point. It is like going to a ' followed ihis^ suggestion, I think if fine resturant, examining the menu at someone made Jimmy get out there and length, and not, being able to order work for some of that ten million dollars anything! / he has coming in, he would not be so Month Yes, yes I know "everyone makes anxious to fork it over to some seedy their share of mistakes", and "who are we prostitute. to judge", and "remember that time when If he really wanted money, he should you were five", and the whole bit. Yet I have made a few movies of his sexual could not help but feel a little demeaned trysts. Who could resist a title like when Jimmy took the stand with a show "Jimmy Swaggart Does Dallas?" Activities

March 5A - Stress Management Workshop (3 sessions) 3:00 - 5:00 PM 155 Commons - Counseling Center

March -f?8 - Wellness Fair Noon until 6:00 PM Field House Lobby

M arch SB— -— March 30 Continuous videos on Wellness 10:30 - 1:00 PM North Commons Dining Room

March 59 - Obstacle Course Race A :30 PM Rob i nson Field ~

March 30 - Fun Run/Walk : 00 PM - Field House T-Shirts &. Awards To register, Call Counseling Center Ext. 3566 March 23,1988 The Lan thorn Page 11 Laker Men Win Their First Meet of the Season Men, Women Runners Sweep Past Aquinas, Alma By Mark Phillips Jeff Seidel, Andy Henderson, and Chad Leading this charge was Angelic very pleased with the teams' overall Sports Writer Snover took 2nd, 3rd, and 4th' respectively Mitchel, whosfinished first in the 50 yd performance for three meets in one week. in the shot put. Snover also took third in dash, 3(X)\d dash and the 440 yd dash. She The fatigue factor set in, but we did well Both the men's and women’s track team the discus throw. We also swept the same was also a major contributing factor to the anyway. had exceptional performances in last three places in the triple jump thanks to winning effort of the half mile relay team The men's and women's track and field Saturday's tri-meet at Aquinas, taking first strong efforts, by Seidel, Hqll, and Snover. and the mile relay team. Sandra Fleming teams would like to welcome some new place! Ed Kiessel took second in die mile run and finished first for the Second week in a row members to their squads. The men have, This was a first for the men this season, a third in the 2 mile run.‘ And our mile in the long and triple jumps. She headed a acquired Joe Skrycki from the swim team showing their .reaFpotential at last. And relay team of Wade Sikkema, Jeff Finn, 1-2-3 sweep of the triple jump. She was to throw the discus. The women have three they did it handily, scoring a grand total of Rich Truxall, and Jeff Van Meter ran a also a major factor iirdtS winning of the new members: Chris Wheeler has rejoined, coming out of her quasi-retirement to run 73 pts. strong race to finish second in the mile half mile relay team, and finished tied for the half mile and the mile; Laura Block Leading the Laker charge was John relay. 3rd in the 50 yd dash. Mary Fran PeterJin from the swim team is now running middle Sanders with a first in the 300 yard dash GVSU Coach Ginger was pleased with task first in the 50 yd low hurdles and ran distance; and Karrie Williams from the and a tied second in the SO yd dash. The the results of the meet, "(the meet was a) the third leg of the winning mile relay. basketball team is the newest member of man he tied for second with, Bob Carnes, very pleasant surprise. We didn't expect to Karey Anderson lead a 1-2-3 sweep of the the high jumping squad. also took first in the SO yd high hunlles and finish as strong as we did." high jump by GVSU and Sandy Terrell lead Their next meet will be held April 2nd in a third in the 300 yd dash. Our pole vault The women, who ran away with the a 1-2-4 sweep of the 2 mile run. Our mile Indianapolis, Indiana, by the University of team swept their event, while our half mile tri-meet, almost doubled their nearest rival relay team kept its perfect record intact with Indianapolis. If the outdoor season goes as ✓ relay team of Phil Newman,' Brian Hull, in points. They ended up with a grand total yet another win over an inept Alma team well as the indoor, we have plenty of good Tom Stevenson, and John Sanders took of 84.3 points to Aquinas' 48.5. Alma bearing them by more than 8 seconds. performances and strong competition to first in their event again was a distant third with 21. Coach Martin was also pleased. "I was look forward too! Good luck, teams! Singleton Wrestles into Top

Twelve in Nation at Iowa State 1988 GRAND VALLEY BASEBALL STATISTICS (SPRING BREAK GAMES ONLY! By Eric C. Nietling R ecording to coach Scott, however," / Sports Editor he lost the match because the other guy had HITTING and FIELDING Roger Singleton, Grand Valley's only 1:06 riding time (59 seconds is needed to wrestler to participate in the NCAA get an extra point for riding time). His AB H RUNS AVG RBI GW ESSa takedown at die end was a judgement call NAME Division I Championships, had a rough go Dale Glynn 1 0 0 .000 0 - 0 0 and he didn't get iL*v at it this past week at Iowa State Tim Sm ith' 25 12 9 .480 11 2 .923 There were other factors that were Universty. His 2-2 record for the tourney Mike Hammerle 19 4 10 .211 3 0 .813 brought up, also. Singleton, a sixth place was better than most people would give Dennis Cantrell 15 3 5 .200 , 5 1 .923 finisher last year got seeded eighth behind him credit for, though.^ Scott Nearpas 20 6 7 .300 4 0 1 two guys who wem't even in the To start off thejthreeeday day tournament,t the James Goenner 3 2 3 .667 2 0 .500 tournament last year. The low seeding left 1 Q A *3 118 pounder faced Donnie Heckel from Mike Me l agganL i L ___ 1 ------0— . 1W J — ftU ’ — •— I Singleton in the same quaiterbrackett as the Clemson University. He slipped by him Tom Kaniewski 23 7 5 .304 6 0 .100 eventual champion. Had he won that 7-5. Mike Kolo 24 11 7 .458 8 0 .980 match, he would have been guaranteed a In the next round, he faced Darren Chris Warren 4 1 2 .250 1 0 .600 placing. There were other factors as well 1 Stevens from Fresno State. Singleton beat MikeRingwood 10 2 \ .200 /- o . 1 him up 12-3. that left Singleton in the red. - Ken Lajoie 6 1 1 .167 ^ • 2 0 0 The tournament left Singleton's career Moving up the ladder, his next opponent JeffTerpstra 22 8 5 .364 6 1 .833 record at 111-38-2 after going 31-5 this was Jack Cuvo from East Stroudsberg / PatSaam 10 8 9 .800 5 0 1 season. With Mike Curie/, Mike Gohn, State. Cuvo took Singleton to the cleaners Isaiah Lipsey 2 0 2 0 0 0 1 Singleton, Mike Heinritz, Matt Raedle and by slapping an 18-7 victory on him. Matt McMahon 8 1 0. 8 3 1 0 Blake Groenhout finishing up their Cuvo, by the way, Finished first in the GVSU Pitchers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 tourney. eligibility this year, coach Scott will have a handful of shoes to fill next year. In the consolation brackett, Singleton did Te/m Totals 213 "70 75 .329 75 5 .919 battle with Grag Gascon from New Mexico Singleton ended his Grand Valley career but ended up on the losing end; 4-3. by being only the seventh National The loss left him in the top twelve' Champion Wrestler since 1972 and the PITCHING / wrestlers in the country. 45th All-American. NAME IE m m LOST £Q ERA Mark Potter l i ; i l 5 7.36 Women Skiers Qualify For Gary Smith 7.66 i 0 6 0.00 Jeff Clark 4.33 •i 0 5 " 4.16 n Regionals; Thompson in Nationals Matt McMahon 3 0 0 A. 3.00 Pat Saam 4 0 0 4 14 “ RobJamula 5 1 0 6 1.80 regionals. The Laker skiers took 8th ______1______— i im ouiuppe— •- 7 0 3 12 By Debbie- Stetler out of T3 teams at regionals. One Tim Antel l 0 0 2 45 Sports Writer member, Tracy Thompson, qualified for Bill Doran 5 0 1 1 5.40 nationals. Thompson, a freshman from We have a ski team? That seems to Cadillac, was unable to attend the be the standard reply to the mention of Totals 49 5 2 34 6.75 national races. Thompson was Grand Valley's Ski Club. The teams supported by top skiers Cathy Black, ( had a short, quiet season which ran Sally Hofweber, Amy Young, and Lisa from mid-January through the end of Mertin. OVERALL RECORD: 5-2 February. The club took on big name - The men's team had a decent year, opponents in their conference. They did although they didn't qualify for battle with such schools as U of M, regionals. They were led by club Michigan State, NMC, Western, president Jay ' Gross and Nick Afbion, and Notre Dame. Hemptonen. The women's team, on the other See SKI, p. 15 hand, had a good year qualifying for Page 12 March 23,1988 The Lanthom

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A Soldier at War!! go to the hole in the clutch. He led his team to the Residence Hall championship I guess "Iron” Mike Tyson put all the ?$h NCAA RR HauMmll game. Shaw averaged approximately 40 questions to rest about Robin Givens points, seven rebounds, five assists and softening up the 21 year old champ. three steals even though he was double and Tyson was on a mission as he destroyed tripled teamed most of the year. former heavyweight champion Tony C- Alex Pruess- Pruess was the big Tubbs. Roger Singleton man in the middle for the D.K's. The 6-5 Tyson said he was on a mission to tightend blocked shots and ran the court destroy and he tunnell vision. You know well. His great jumping ability helped M w in s $ HmsmR$ RDM Most of Buckner's dirty work came on the true heavywieght champion with great fan 2nd in NCAA RR NaMmmRs appeal. The boxing world has been lacking defensive end of the court. He guarded the this type of heavywieght champion every opponents leading scorer and put the O k in NCAA R NdOinmRs RDM since the great Muhummad Ali retired. clamps on them. The versatile Buckner has NtMmmR CRmxojpim NCAA RR RDM Michael Spinks will be the last test for the ability to play four positions. The 6*0 Tyson. If defeats Spinks this soldier at war senior was second in scoring and did a great won't have any competition left. job passing and rebounding. ' F- Jerome Oliver- Oliver was a pleasant surprise for Staff Infection. He led ALL-INTRAMURAL Staff Infection to the quarterfinals. Andy Chopp Boycotts BASKETBALL TEAMS Intensity was the key to Oliver's game. He goes to the basket hard, but has the ability to hit the open jumpshot. Oliver was the Lanthom Sports 1. Joan O'Donnell Seldom Sober Staff Infection's leading scorer and 2. Jackie Haley Whatever rebounder, even though he played out of 3. Monique Gamell Neighb. Nasties position. An Editorial By JEdc C, Nietling 4. Lisa Walters Leroy's Ladies SECdDNB TEAM Laker baseball coach Andy Chopp has throughout," said the coach. "On the other 5. Lori Wagner D'K's decided that he would cut off diplomatic hand, a couple of my seniors, who I MEN FIRST TEAM Matt MacMahon Relief Pitchers Pat Bird First Edition relations with the Lanthorn sports section. thought did a dam good job, didn't even get G- Dwayne Moore- Moore a 5'5 Robert Bell No GPA Crew His behavior makes me question his their name mentioned once. The players freshman led the No G.P.A. Crew to a title Bob Mitchell Regular Guys professional is mand his coaching abilities. thought that I said to put that stuff in there in the Residence Hall. He averaged close to John Jancik Pist Offs Chopp knowingly took out his anger they were upset" 20 points a game and dished off for nine Honorable Mention- Tom Kazen, on a new sports writer who visited him to f I apologized to the coach and explained assists. Moore's penetrating ability helps UNLV; Paul Tavana, UNLV; Randy , get help with a baseball story. Without what happened. I told him 1 usually have dictate the tempo in m'any games. Moore Totally Ripped; Mike Denbrock, Staff hesitation, Chopp proceeded to give the my writers talk to the coach and some also displayed great leadership which led to Infection, Tully Gullick, First Edition; writer a piece of his mind. After a few players as well as sports information. He team unity. Chris Capron, First Edition. choice words, including "The Lanthorn said he understood. G- El Greco Shaw- Intramural Note- All former GVSU writes garbage, and you can tell your editor The conversation seemed to end on a basketball at Grand Valley hasn't seen a basketball players were excluded that he showed that he lacked good note. I told him that I encouraged scorer like Shaw in a long time. The from the All-Intramural Teams. professional characteristics and set a poor coaches to give me a call if they have a sophomore has outstanding range, but can example for the baseball team in general. problem and I was glad that we got it Most coaches welcome the media to straightened out expose the team's talent, but obviously The next day I hired a new writer who Chopp does not think his team needs the said he wanted to write baseball. "Great!" I publicity. The way I see it, Chopp owes thought. "Now I'll have the stories the writer and the Lanthorn staff an looking good and everything will be Laker Athlete apology. His outburst was unprofessional, hunky-dory." uncalled for, and totally unnecessary. That Monday, I was approached by the It all started about a week and a half ago writer and he asked me, "What's the deal when I was in a crunch to get my section with the coach?" done before the printer's deadline. Since I had hoped that this wouldn't happen, of the Week this was the first issue after Spring Break, I but it was too late. Chopp, obviously still thought it would be appropriate to write an perturbed about the previous incident with article on the baseball team. Since I didn't the Lanthorn sports, had started in on the Freshman sensation, liave time to write it myself, I had one of rookie. my writers come up with the story. She When I heard about this little An^ie Mitchell, was ised the season outlook and the box scores incident, I was very upset. The poor guy involved with setting torn the Florida games. I thought she did a was just trying to do his job, and Ch five Aquinas xetty good job, and I gave her credit for the was trying to get back for what itory with her by-line on top. considered was a badly written story. field house records this After the story came out in the paper His maddening outburst was not needed past week in a tri- hat week, I heard through the grapevine, and I'm sure any coach would agree with meet with Aquinas hat Mr. Chopp was trying to reach the me. Take for example, last semester. In vriter of the story. After doing some my women's cross-country stories, I and Alma. Her 440 hecking, 1 found that Chopp was trying to referred to the women as "Lakerettes." dash, 50 dash, and ind her so he could tell her how poorly Coach Gary martin was quick to tell me 300 dash set written her story was. Being the how he and his runners preferred to be iverprotective editor that I am, I quickly called "Lady Lakers." The mix-up was individual records. ailed Chopp before he had a chance to cut cleared up and now Martin and I are very She was involved in er to shreds. open about the Lanthorn articles the mile relay and half "If stories are going to be written like concerning his area. lat," he stated, "I don't want a baseball This set a precedence for me ir\ future mile relay which both tory written at all." He went on to incidents. I always tried to make it clear also set records. xplain that some players weren't properly that I wanted feedback from coaches. etting mentioned and some "shouldn't These particular circumstances reminded ave been mentioned at all. me of a couple weeks earlier when Chopp "Some freshman somehow got a couple Kjf hits and his name was in the article March 23,1988 The Lanthom Page 13

Last Tuesday afternoon, the fieldhouse was to sell their remaining 500 or so tickets to the Class B semifinal game which was held on Wednesday night between Grand Rapids South Christian and Comstock.

The line for tickets started forming as soon the the fieldhouse opened at 8:00 a.m. Tuesday morning. It started at the from desk in the main lobby. It stretched into the pool lobby where there was a maze o f chairs set up for the line (right).

"While we're here. . . lets just have a party!!"

After the line got too long for the pool lobby, it snaked back out into the main office(right)WaS 3St SCen hCaded t0wards the fieldhouse management

At 1:00 p.m., when the tickets went on sale, approximately 200 to 300 peopole were in line for about 500 tickets. Limits were set at four tickets each. Simple division tells you what happened to the last half of the line.

Photos by Denny Kraai

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A recommendation by the Student Senate to place stop signs at the cross "We're hoping the signs will give pedestrians a better chance to cross," walks nextfall is expected to be approved by Physical Plant Manager Terry said David Groh, Student Senator. "But also we want to cut down on the through traffic. A lot of the traffic comes from Jenisen, people who don’t The signs will be placed on an experimental basis and traffic will be want to bother with the 48th street light so they cut through on campus | stopped on only one side, south-bound or north-bound, at each drive." crosswalk. Thefinal decision is expected later this week.

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pulled an Intramural basketball team book, but why he let them play through off his power," "U of M was the toughest team.” composed of baseball players out of the the entire season and through the His ignorance of public relations in the commented club member Chris Jaggi. Intramural championship game. The action tournament until the the championship athletic environment, his unwillingness to "Our girls did good against them, but raised many eyebrows, and after talking to game, made me wonder why he even let support his players in print and on the we didn't." some people in the Campus Recreation them play at all. field, makes me question Chopp's coaching Women's team member Cathy office-and a few players, I found out why. When he stepped in to force the first ability and professionalism. Black was pleased with the team's Chopp pulled his players because he did not forfeit in Intramural championship history, I will continue, however, to cover performance. "The girls had a really want them to get hurt. it was taken negatively by his players and baseball, because the community deserves good team. Next year it's still going to This was a legitimate excuse in my the rest of the Intramural participants. it, and because the players shouldn't suffer be good, and we hope to go back to They thought Chopp "was trying to show for their coach's behavior. regionals." Several team members mentioned the club's lack of support "Hopefully next year we can get more publicity, . - - > ■ i. and mote support" said Black.

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