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MONDAY OCTOBER 8,1990 VOL. 68, NO. 13 JMU falls in rankings from 4th to 11th U.S. News report due out today

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JMU is the 1 llh-besl regional school in the South, according to U.S. News & World Report's annual survey of America's best colleges — but that's a drop of seven places from its ranking of fourth last year. In both the 1989 and 1990 surveys. Wake Forest University, the and Berea College in Berea, Ky., were the best regional schools in the South. But in the 1990 survey, JMU slipped below schools like Rollins College in Winter Park, Fla., the Citadel in Charleston, S.C., and Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C. Mary Washington, the last school in the survey's top 15, was ranked 13th. STAC1Al£E/THE BREEZE The survey only polls regional Tuba by four, or six, or eight... schools, or schools that award more Instruments wait for their Marching Royal Dukes counterparts Saturday at the Homecoming football game. For more on Homecoming weekend, see pages 14-15. SURVEY page 2 Help available for students suffering from stress individual attention, they can come to the Counseling more of an educational program," said Nancy Grcmbi, Center and be seen on an appointment basis," assistant director for health promotion at the Health Johnson said. Center. STRESS Johnson recommends students try to deal with The program, beginning in mid-October, will M U stress in healthy ways such as regular exercise, explore self-awareness, some physiological aspects of Third of three parts nutrition and adequate sleep. substance abuse and skills for making better decisions And people feeling stress also should talk to their about alcohol use. "Students can Find out specifics of Anna Booze friends and family. "It's important that a person who the program by calling the Health Center," Grembi stqffwriter is feeling overwhelmed inform any support groups said. that they have such as family, friends or religious And the Health Center also offers the Substance For students suffering from the premature build-up organizations," Johnson said. Abuse Peer Educator Program — "a group of JMU of stress this fall, JMU offers plenty of help and "It's important that students be aware of the students who have been trained in substance abuse advice. resources available to them and utilize these resources information and can present programs to residence "We offer a program in which practicum students if they arc feeling overwhelmed," she said. halls, campus organizations and other groups," trained in psychology can present stress management For students who turn to alcohol abuse to combat Grembi said. programs to residence halls or organizations," said Dr. stress, the JMU Health Center offers two programs Both of the programs offered by the Health Center Jean Johnson, director of the JMU Counseling and on substance abuse. focus mainly on alcohol abuse. Student Development Center. One program tackles substance abuse through "If people are feeling like they are needing more self-awareness. "It's not a counseling session but STRESS page 2 —-t»«*~

2 • THE BREttt'MOND/V.'OCTDBERg; 1990 Survey. CONTINUED from page 1 INDIVIDUAL SURVEY RANKINGS than half of their bachelor's degrees in two or more REGIONAL COLLEGES Academic Student Faculty Financial Student occupational disciplines, like business or Owafl Score Tt»|»rrtiJht Reputation JMlUmy RMOUTCM ■ "■^•a*"" V*aw Satisfaction communication, as is the case with JMU. IN THE SOUTH |(byp«rcflntilt) Schools with national reputations, like the Wake Forest U. (NO JfipJL 1 L University of Virginia or Duke University, are not 96.5 8 10 included in this survey. U. of Richmond (Va) The 1990 poll based its rankings on academic Berea College (Kv) 953 11 42 reputation, student selectivity, faculty resources, Stetson U. (Fl) 9016 8 24 15 8 23 financial resources and student satisfaction. Rollins College (Fl) 89.5 15 2£ M. 11 Financial resources were worth 20 percent of the total ranking, and student satisfaction ranked 5 Samford College (AD 11 18 Jfi. JL 2L percent The other factors each counted for 25 percent U. of Alabama in Huntsville 86.2 13 17 12 32 75 JMU had the third-best academic reputation of the The Citadel (SO 861 _2S_ iP_ _34 13 385 schools polled — below only Wake Forest and Mercer U.(Ga) 84;1 10 _63 14 _1 UR — but it ranked 78th in financial resources and 81.7 16 25 61 "43 36th in faculty resources. Appalachian State U. (NC) That's down in financial resources from 1989, when James Madison U. (Va) 81.6 36 78 JMU ranked 47lh. Part of that drop may be as a result Florida International U. 80.8 25 10 .32 3 of the state's budget crisis and subsequent budget cuts. Man Washington U. (Va) joa. 28 24 68 17 But it's a climb from 62nd in the faculty rankings, 23 82 which changed from measuring faculty quality to U. of North Carolina at Charlotte 78.4 20 ii measuring faculty resources this year. Lovola U. (La) Ml 15 48 33 29 68 JMU President Ronald Carrier said in a press release that JMU's lack of financial resources "penalized'' JMU in the survey. And the survey's measurements of faculty school financially supports faculty. But another reason JMU dropped in the rankings Other parts of the survey measured national seems to be that the survey itself became more universities, including UVa and Duke. No competitive. The schools were simply more closely information on those surveys were available over the matched this year. weekend. JMU is in a high percentile for overall academic JMU President Ronald In the regional rankings for the North, Villanova quality in the 1990 survey — on a scale of 1 to 100, Carrier said in a press University in Villanova, Pa., ranked first, Worcester it was in the 81st percentile — but its ranking is Polytechnic University in Worchester, Mass., ranked 11th. Yet when the university ranked fourth it was in release that JMU's second and Alfred University in Alfred, N.Y., ranked a lower percentile, the 72nd. lack of financial third. And the reason for this may lie in the dramatic In the Midwest, Illinois Weskyan University in increases in overall quality percentiles of JMlTs resources Bloomington, 111., ranked first, St. Norbert College competitors. UR leaped from the 73rd percentile to in De Pere, Wis., ranked second and Michigan the 96th and Be ea climbed from the 73rd to the 95th. "penalized" Technological University in Houghton, Mich., ranked Wake Forest, as the top-ranked school both years, JMU in the survey. third. was in the 100th percentile. And in the West, Trinity University in San But changes in the way the survey is compiled may Antonio Texas, ranked first, Santa Clara University also account for JMU's change in rank. in Santa Clara, Calif., ranked second and the The survey no longer tallies retention patterns, as it excellence has changed from faculty quality to faculty University of Puget Sound in Tacoma, Wash., ranked did in 1989. Instead, i' counts student selectivity. resources. Faculty resources focuses on how well the third. Stress CONTINUED from page i In addition to substance abuse programs, the Health Center also provides help for the physiological problems that often arise from stress.

James MaisonUrwesfy "It's important that a person To the press „ asit is with abuses, the world* indebted forallthe triumphs which hate gained by reason and humanity over error ana oppression. who is feeling overwhelmed James Madison inform any support groups that they have such as family, Laurel Wlsslnger editor asst. arts editor April Hefner Jennifer Rose managing editor business editor Megan Johnson friends or religious Michael K. Wym business manager asst. business editor Jam Spetes Jennifer Powell as*, business manager $x»fca&DrMattWasntewski organizations." 0ten Stern graphic design editor asst. sports editorQng Abel Dr. Jean Johnson Doraen Jacobson asst. graphic design editor editorial editor David Noon Wendy Warren news editor asst. editorial editor Joel Langey Director of the JMU UsaCrabbs asst. news editor photo editorCMsTyree Counseling and Student Ian Record asst. news editor asst. photo editor Vasha Hunt Development Center Laura Hutchison lifestyles editor copyeditorDonen Jacobson Christy Mumford asst. lifestyles editor jwoducpon managerDettk Carbomeau DavUScMeck arts editor "Students often seek symptom relief for Wp MM* Alan Neckowte, David Wendefcen advisers gastrointestinal problems, headaches and insomnia associated with stress," Orembi said. "Although the The Breeze is published Monday and Thi Mailing address is The Breeze, Anthony-S Health Center can provide help for these physical For advertising, call 568-6596.. problems, sometimes students may need counseling Congrcnts arxUxtroplajgis should bedireded lo Uuiel.WissingeAedi^r. - in order-to find a resolution for the source of stress." THE BREEZE MONtW, OCTOBER 8,1990' 3

Smithereens Board approves tuition surcharge rescheduling JfeftLfi&teL Therefore, state employees will JMU's vice president of administration steffwriter receive their raises — on paper — at and finance. "We will not modify any possible 12:01 a.m Dec. 1, and at 12:10 a.m. contracts." The JMU Board of Visitors Friday the same day, those raises will be Tuition surcharges for spring 1991 decreased. sttf writer delayed voting on JMU's 1990-91 of $46 for in-state students and S141 budget but approved tuition surcharges The expected raises equaled 1.36 for out-of-state students were approved for the spring semester. percent for faculty, .9 percent for at the meeting, but the Virginia The UPB's student committee is The board anticipates salary administration and 2 percent for General Assembly also must approve debating whether to reschedule the reductions to be added to the revised classified employees, but now all the surcharges in January. Smithereens' concert at JMU, budget and so are waiting until the employees will be cut 2 percent. "There's a possibility that the according to Juliette Moore, assistant next meeting to approve it. General Assembly might respond to director of the UPB. Faculty will still receive an average Even though faculty and staff are these reductions, and we could sec Smithereens' lead singer Pat DiNizio 3-percent raise this fall — money for scheduled to receive raises of up to 2 another change," Rose said. suffered a ruptured appendix last that raise was allocated in the spring. percent on Dec. 1, those raises will be According to JMU President Ronald Monday, causing the University "The board is the body that decreased by 2 percent later that day — Carrier, most of the confusion over the Program Board to cancel the group's traditionally approves salaries . . because Gov. L. Douglas Wilder can't budget comes from areas the school performance at the Convocation Center we've been informed that the board decrease the raises until they've been should take no action on these Saturday night given out But DiNizio is scheduled 10 recover reductions," said Dr. Linwood Rose, BOARD page 7 in time to perform with the Smithereens Thursday night at Trax, a bar and concert hall in Charlottesville. DiNizio became ill after a concert JMU rallies to help cancer patient Monday night in Savannah, Ga., Joe Horn* ^ according to Trax publicist, Patrick stqffwriter Pierce. DiNizio had an emergency appendectomy Tuesday morning and Alpha Sigma Alpha sorority is needed five days to recover — attempting to raise $90,000 in order canceling their Homecoming to help the mother of a JMU appearance. sophomore receive a $130,000 bone Moore said the good ticket sales for marrow transplant operation. the original Smithereens' concert Angela Justis, a sister of ASA, makes it more likely that the band will asked her sorority for help to pay be rescheduled than if sales were only the cost of the life-saving marginal. operation, scheduled for Oct. 22. "We were notified late Tuesday but "The response that we have did not make the public announcement gotten from the students has been until a replacement act was found," absolutely incredible," Justis said. Moore said. "I am more amazed everyday at the "Through major bargaining and the attitude of the people and their power of persuasion," the UPB got willingness to help." comedian Joe Piscopo to replace The Justis and ASA seem confident Smithereens, Moore said. they will reach their goal by the Opening band Carry Nation also time of the operation. canceled their appearance because "The "What I realized was that I am in Smithereens have all the equipment," the perfect environment to raise Moore said. money; we are at the perfect age to The UPB has a "fair amount" of do anything," Justis said. "We have refunds that were given, Moore said. a sort of blindness to our But tickets also were sold to people limitations." wanting to see Joe Piscopo, she added. ASA is running a raffle, a "Students were disappointed, of 24-hour rock-a-thon and mailing course, but we had no control over the literature to alumni from all Greek situation," Moore said. "There was no organizations asking them to help way to predict something like this Justis' mom. A raffle table at the would happen." Homecoming game Saturday raised The Smithereens' appearance at Trax more than $1,000. Thursday will be their first concert But ASA isn't the only since DiNizio fell ill. organization doing its part to raise The concert will begin 10 p.m. at some money for a good cause. "Every fraternity and sorority is Trax located adjacent to the UVa CHRBTYREE/THE BREEZE Medical Center. Students can buy doing something to contribute, and tickets for that show at Town and ASA sisters Nikie Gililland (I) and Dawn Furb (r) help raise money Campus Records for $13.50. JUST* page 7 for Angela Justis' mother during Saturdays football game. INTENTIONAL SECOND EXPOSUHfc

4 • f»CBRBBZEIv1ONDAV,'0CTOBW«;199G Budget cuts will not affect new college JMU is likely to be limited - faculty members from government and industry is one possibility, she said. prjqnvan Stone Having investors finance public Virginia is "more conservative than stctfwritcr science institutions joining the staff. The founding of the new college is a projects is a new nationwide trend, but experimentation with investments at COLLEGE page 8 Preparations for the JMlTs proposed response to a report issued by College of Applied Science and Virginia's Commission on the Technology won't be hurt by recent University of the 21st Century in cuts in state funding, and similar February 1988. The commission, statewide programs also will remain created by former Gov. Gerald Balilcs, untouched. recommended that universities expand The new college is still in the their curriculum in ways that would planning stages, and therefore JMU had account for economic and technical no allocations in the 1990-92 budget changes in society. to be cut — though JMU did scale The Virginia General Assembly then back some planning costs to save divided $1.3 million among public money. universities across the state to allow "The college had no appropriations for planning of these new colleges and in the budget that the governor signed programs. JMU received less than off on," said Gail Nardi, consultant to $75,000 from this allocation for JMU President Ronald Carrier for new planning — actual construction was programs. "You can't cut what you intended to be funded from other didn't have." sources. Construction is still set to begin in "We are looking very hard to find a the mid-1990s on the 140 acres of land way under alternative financing to owned by JMU across Interstate 81. finance the new college that would be The current blueprint plans for 3,000 different than methods used in the past," Nardi said. Joint investments students and a faculty of 200 to run the A model of JMU'o proposed College of Science end Technology. college, with as many as 50 visiting between public institutions and private Tarnoff speaks on shifting world events He's also "not very optimistic" about other," Tarnoff said. "I don't think Ide iohnParmetee Klerk] will survive if he has to rely stafwriter the success of economic and political restructuring Gorbachev — one of the only on white support." Peter Tarnoff German unification is another issue We're living in "the decade of the bald revolutionaries — is crafting in the Soviet Union. where Tarnoff sees both possibilities on changing bald revolutionaries." and dangers. While he is "basically That's the description Peter Tarnoff "I think Gorbachev is in a sense optimistic" that one Germany will be gave of the men behind sweeping doomed — not to be eliminated — but world issues beneficial to the world community, changes taking place around the world, to have his power further eroded, time is needed for the West to bring " ... (it's] a very different world especially in Mikhial Gorbachev in the unless he were to understand much than the one we had to contend more quickly than he's shown that he the East up to speed. Soviet Union and F.W. de Klerk in Unification will cost between $470 with in the 30 to 40 years since South Africa. has to take the initiative and propose the end of the second world war." an idea for a new confederation along billion and $1.2 trillion over the next As president of the Council on 10 years, and unemployment could hit Foreign Relations, Tarnoff has seen radically different lines," Tamoff said. "You don't leave the firchouse a third of East Germans. until there's a fire and then you go international affairs shift dramatically, out and put out the fire. In a becoming more open and democratic. But "unless there is a world-wide somewhat more subtle way, that's And that was the subject of both his "Mandela and de recession," Tarnoff believes "the what's happening in the Gulf. speech at JMU Thursday night and an Klerk need each enormous energy ... especially of the That might be the role the United interview with The Breeze Friday young" will create a prosperous States begins to play in parts of morning. other. I don't think Germany. Tarnoff credits Mikhail Gorbachev, the world." [de Klerk] will survive Other international hot spots Tarnoff Lech Walesa and Pope. John Paul II for identified include the Philippines and "The future . . . witf still be full the mostly peaceful revolutions that if he has to rely only brought self determination to Eastern Nicaragua. of conflict, it will be more on white support." While "it's been a very tough Europe in 1989: Walesa for leading the confused, but it also is potentially transition" for Nicaraguan President safer and more demographic and initial struggle for freedom, Gorbachev for not militarily blocking that Violeta Chamorro. Tarnoff believes more equitable and even more Peter Tarnoff she will survive any overthrow prosperous for us all." struggle and the Pope for bringing "a moral voice" to the events of last rail, attempts and serve out her term. The other "balding revolutionary," is Phillipine President Corazon Aquino, Tarnoff said. "I, personally, am enormously South African leader F.W. de Klerk. veteran of a number of coup attempts, happy with the tremendous But Tarnoff still is concerned about Tarnoff sees de Klerk, like Gorbachev, also will survive, he said. strengths of this country, former Eastern Bloc nation Romania. as understanding that "very significant" strengths that sometimes are more In 1986. Tarnoff became president of "The revolution has been aborted." he changes are needed in his country. easy to recognize overseas than in the Council on Foreign Relations, said. And he believes the United States However, "the devil is in the this country. We can all begin to which he describes as a non-partisan should support "morally and details," Tarnoff said. De Klerk faces be living far into the future in a "private think-tank, research politically" the forces that arc trying to pressures from both sides of the world that is more prosperous and organization." The Council, with oust old-line communists from that apartheid issue and will need to build more secure and more satisfactory 2,600 American members, is a forum government coalitions if black people are to than anything we've ever known." achieve equal footing in South African for many different experts on foreign "I don't see how Romania can relations. It also publishes Foreign survive in the new Europe as a pariah," society, Tarnoff said. — compiled by Dana Patterson Affairs magazine. Tarnoff said. "Mandela and de Klerk need each ■ ' my.. - ^ * ' - * pi

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Board THE BREEZE MONTW, OCTOBER 8,1990 • 7 CONTINUED from pane 3 1991 is expected to replace the money programs for the new school are being center is 2000. borrowed from the fund. doesn't have control over, like salary put together now, and an entire In other business, die board approved reductions or unexpected fuel costs. "We are in a position to take care of blueprint of the curriculum will be naming the football stadium as Rising fuel costs are expected to cost the most likely scenario, which is presented at the Dec. 7 meeting. about $420,000," said Carrier. He also presented to the board a Bridgeforth Stadium, for William E. JMU about $420,000 this year, but the Bridgeforth. school set aside money from increased Even with the expected budget report on the performing and visual reductions. Carrier still plans on arts center included in the new college. enrollment to cover the costs. The Bridgeforth has been active in JMU school also plans on borrowing money asking the General Assembly for the The cost of the center is expected to $1 million needed for JMU proposed athletics for years. He donated the first from its auxiliary fund to cover the be about SI 5 to S20 million, and athletic scholarship and a scoreboard. added cost College of Applied Science and funding will come from major Technology. The board also named a new A tuition surcharge of S48 for fall donations. Carrier said the curriculum and the dormitory to be built on campus after Justis The target completion date for the Charles F. Wampler. CONTINUED from page 3 organizations on campus to raise SI00. mom." we need all the help we can get," said on Thursday we received 10 percent of and most have responded and agreed to the profits from the T-shirt sales on And other schools have also agreed junior Rene Giese, a sister of ASA. help us," said senior Amanda Lambda Chi Alpha is holding the patio — which was over S100." to help. ASA chapters at Virginia Lawrence, a sister of ASA. Although Justis is unsure what the Commonwealth University, Virginia Viking Week — where brothers aren't future may bring, she remains Tech, the University of Virginia, changing clothes, shaving or Many individual students also have optimistic. Radford University and Penn Suite showering except in a body of natural volunteered their time and money to help. "I'm not really sure about the University are trying to raise water — from last Saturday night surgery, that part of it is out of my donations. through Friday to raise money for hands," Justis said. "What I do know is "I am really shocked at how big this Justis. "I am so impressed with the young that we can make it possible; we've has become, and I think that what we "It is just a group of people out people, the students are willing to help and have shown a real genuine concern got to do the part that we can control." are doing here says a lot about our trying to get sponsors and donations Many area businesses have been campus," Justis said. and basically trying to raise all the that 1 didn't even know existed," Justis said. "I am really sick of hearing cooperating with ASA not only Balut said, "People we don't even money they can," said Joe Clark, an through donations but also with know are walking into ASA with assistant Greek coordinator and brother people say that kids don't care about anything, and that we are so wrapped advertising and publicity assisiance. buckets full of pennies vying to help. of Lambda Chi Alpha. "I think a up in ourselves. It's not true." "Because we have received so much These are the kinds of people who will realistic goal would be about SI,000." support from the area businesses, we make this thing work." And fundraising isn't confined to just Junior Buffy Balut said, "As of right haven't had to spend any money on Anyone who would like to help the Greek organizations — other now we have about SI,500 in straight trying to promote what we are doing," Angela Justis and her mom can send groups are eager to help. student donations; We have also had Balut said. "Every cent we have made donations to Alpha Sigma Alpha at "We have challenged 220 groups and nine students write us $50 checks, and so far is going straight to Angela's campus P.O. Box 4217.

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College CONTINUED frontpage 4 some other states in its regulations," Nardi said. The new college did not emerge completely unscathed from the recent budget pinch, but the problems were relatively minor. A two- or three-day planning retreat was canceled as a cost-cutting measure, and administrative responsibility for the 2MW mmi-Mf>oMtdnVm*mm» new college plans was turned over to from th» U.S. to my TWK d««ln«aon Dr. Barbara P. Castello, vice president PS/2 in tht conwwml UA. Pu»» Woo. for sponsored research and external —.ton ti—,i9Q****m. programs, because the program Or vtatt f«Mr ••!■(••• !•••* couldn't afford its own administrative structure. Those difficulties occurred over the summer when planners feared extensive . cuts, before the governor set planning funds aside from any potential budget cuts. But Nardi said the necessity for a new college had been demonstrated, and JMU had to follow up on it. The college will "be involved with real world problems, such as environmental problems through interdisciplinary studies involving the math, geology and geography departments," Nardi said. "We are going forward with the college because we have to," she said. "JMU must constantly find new and better ways to do things." ■ ■ -" — ■

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Some alumni Hfeft).' I HAVE A not missed JMU's homecoming weekend — time for celebration, relaxation, school spirit — and the 15 sat m MI yw return of some thoughtless alumni. Without a doubt, the alumni who tailgated in COOKIES to Motf. Hanson field displayed a total disrespect for public property and the privacy of Hanson Hall residents. By no means does this group of obnoxious individuals include all alumni who AND TC.FD Of THr returned this weekend, but the disappointing fact is that the actions of these few have left a bad impression toward JMU alumni — to say the (W W-L ITS least. Hanson Hall restrooms reportedly served as 6TW6E. AWT pit stops for drunk alumni all weekend. It was not so much their use of these restrooms, but rather the condition in which they were left that was such a nuisance. It would seem JMU*s alumni would be more courteous. The acknowledgement that they once went to school here too does make JMU, in part, their school. But to return to your alma mater as an

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Exchange rate affects JMU Studies Abroad

Betsv Overkamp The dollar began its downward spiral Mruer in January, 1990. James W. Myers, JMU assistant controller, said, "The The value of the U.S. dollar is going best rates for us were in November down, but die JMU Studies Abroad 1989. Then they started edging up programs won't necessarily shrink with slightly in January of 1990. Then they the depreciation because participating came back in our favor in March of students will make up some of the 1990. difference with additional fees. "Since then it's been steadily Because the programs deal in foreign downhill," he said. currencies — the pound, lira, pesaia "An exchange rate is the ratio that is and franc — on a daily basis, the used to determine how many units of a depreciation of the dollar raises costs. foreign denomination that you will be JMU plans ahead for these able to get for a U.S. dollar," Myers fluctuations, but the dollar has said. depreciated almost 10 percent in the Dr. Bruce Brunton, an assistant past eight months. professor of economics, said the Starting in January, students who fluctuations in the exchange rate are participate in the Studies Abroad caused primarily by interest rale programs will pay an additional S275 differentials between countries and in fees. economic growth. "The reason we did this was to "The country with the higher interest ensure the quality of the program," said rate will attract the funds," he said. Dr. Barbara Castello, JMU vice "For example, if London has a higher president of sponsored research and interest rate, then more people will external programs. convert their currency into the British The additional fee will cover 4 pound to invest in that country. ELLEN STERN/THE BREEZE percent of the 10 percent depreciation "There would then be an increased economy also has contributed to the economy and demand for the dollar is of the dollar, Castello said. JMU will demand for the pound," he said. "A depreciation of the dollar, Brunton said. lower." cover the other 6 percent. higher interest rate in London would "In Japan the economy is growing, Students can travel to four cities — "We plan ahead for fluctuations in increase demand for the pound and so people need yen to buy Japanese Paris; London; Salamanca, Spain; and the exchange rate," she said. "It's a part decrease demand for the dollar." products," he said. "In the United of dealing internationally." The slowing of the American States there has been a slowing of the DOLLAR page 13 Marriott talks to JMU students via satellite

Marriott Corp. focuses on the quality of life of through the 1990s." assistant business editor its associates — its employees. It's essential to the The presentation lasted about an hour. Marriott company's success to have associates satisfied with held a question-and-answer session for about 15 "The secret of success in the service industry is the jobs they're performing, Marriott said. minutes; the rest of the program described career taking care of your customers," said a speaker last "We really believe in our people. They've got to opportunities with the company. Wednesday to students nationwide. enjoy working themselves and they have got to Marriott is one of the top 10 employers of JMU Bill Marriott, chairman of the Marriott Corp., realize that there is an opportunity" within the graduates. spoke and answered questions for students at 29 company to achieve success, he said. "If die people There's more to Marriott Corp. than meets the colleges across the country, including JMU, [who work for us] are happy, then we're happy." eye — it's not just a hotel chain. Starting as a root through a television satellite network. In the future, Marriott sees the hotel and food beer stand on 14th Street, N.W., in Washington, Marriott said the hotel and service industry is service industry entering a continuing consolidation D.C., in 1927, Marriott Corp. has grown into a getting ready to head into a recession — starting where the stronger chains continually will take national company that now is venturing into with the drop in lodging stocks, or stocks in the more business from those who can't compete — international services. Today, it's die ninth largest hotel industry — if it isn't in one already. like the smaller independent hotels and motels. employer in the United States and is involved in "The Kuwait and Iraq situation has given great Marriott Corp. offers an extensive training food service management, hotels, suites and resorts. concern to the service industry and the lodging program to its associates, from upper level The conference was a national success, according market," he said, citing room occupancy drops of managers down to lifeguards. The company can to Dr. Robert Reid, head of the Marketing and about four to five percentage points. "Lodging train people in food and beverage, sales, marketing, Hotel-Restaurant Management Department. slock is the first place to feel it, when travel is cut quality and management skills. down and a recession hits." "Our training program is one of the best in the "I think it went over very well, from everything He added that if a chain has effective and talented industry," he said. "I have a booklet in my we've received. I think they're planning on doing marketing personnel, a good product and good possession that looks like the New York phone [the video conference] again," he said. service, h will not feel the on-coming crunch as book with just courses that we teach. JMU was invited to be one of the participating strongly as some. "This is a great industry with a great future," he 29 schools from across the country due to the "When clients get scarce, we have got to better said. "I am a firm believer that the service industry strong HRM, accounting and computer information serve the customer." he'said. • • . , is just going to continue to g'rOw and prosper systems programs here, Rejd said. , ,,,,..,;, \ n ■>* t nofvi **\i Jr\ i.-m i iiOri* 'MlTtiifUi lltyni.lll bit* *,.,.. .1 i t. i , !/T>l 12 • THE BREEZE MONDAY, OCTOBER 8,1990

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It was deja vu. Hundreds of JMU alumni returned to Harrisonburg this weekend to participate in the Homecoming festivities. From class reunions to JMU's 21-0 victory over the Northeastern Huskies, the weekend provided an opportunity for alumni from the distant and not-so-distant past to return to their alma mater to take a step back in time with old friends.

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Clockwise from far left: JMU cheerleader Amy Elliot does a back flip during Saturday's Homecoming football game against the Northeastern Huskies; the Duke Dog congratulates junior Pat Southall, who was crowned the 1990 Ms. Madison during halftime; tuba players in the Marching Royal Dukes do push ups after one of the Dukes' three touchdowns; Joe Reiman, a 1988 JMU graduate, plays his guitar during a tailgate party on the field in front of Hanson Hall; spectators reach for a plastic football that was thrown into the crowd by JMU cheerleaders during the game; Lori Werner, a Dukette, dances during the halftime show; Marching Royal Dukes feature twirler Debbie Barrigan completes her routine.

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--, 16 • THE BREEZE MONDM, OCTOBER 8,1990 AIDS awareness week strives to educate

MM&fc and end in Duke with the placing of the quill. especially since cases of AIDS in rural areas like stqffwriter "It's an honor to have the quill in such a small Harrisonburg are on the rise. community," Winters said. "I hope people will come If a psychopath were traveling the world killing to experience the poignancy of it" Women are four times as likely to be infected as people of all ages, everyone would learn all they Tuesday night at the Lowes Theatres on Main men through heterosexual intercourse. One quarter of could about the suspect, the type of people he was Street, there will be a special showings of the the college students who lest positive for the HIV killing and how to stay away from him. acclaimed 1990 release "Longtime Companion." virus contracted the virus in their teens or early 20s. But what if the killer was AIDS and his accomplice, the HIV virus? No one chooses to dwell on the subject of AIDS. In fact, if you have had more than one sexual For students sheltered in their worlds at JMU, it's "AIDS isn't about who you partner in the last 10 years, you are in a risk group. much easier not to face facts about the deadly disease. Winters said it's important to know "AIDS isn't But it is a disease that must not be ignored. are or what you are — it's about who you are or what you are—it's about what "AIDS is about everyone," said Rose Winters, you do. director of the Valley AIDS Network. about what you do." And this week, the JMU nursing department, the Rose Winters "Besides sexually, AIDS can be spread through the Valley AIDS Network and the JMU Health Center are director sharing of needles," she said. "This doesn't only attempting to educate JMU and the surrounding Valley AIDS Network concern drug users but also anyone who uses needles community on the subject of AIDS by sponsoring for ear-piercing." AIDS Awareness Week Oct. 7 to 14. "No matter where they turn, people will see parts of The unsettling news is that the information that our effort," Winters said. From the educational "The movie deals with ordinary people with has been out for years hasn't substantially changed showcase planned for Oct. 9 at the Valley Mall to extraordinary courage," Winters said. The movie plays college students' behavior. Winters believes the lack group discussions in residence halls Oct. 8 and 10, for only one night and advance ticket purchases are of change can probably be attributed to the fact that the information will be readily available to strongly suggested. the disease is not personalized. Harrison burg residents as well as students. A performance of the one act play "On Tidy "People never believe it can happen to them," she However, Vida Huber, head of JMU's nursing Endings" is scheduled for Thursday evening at 7 p.m. said. department, believes the most exciting aspect of the at Eastern Mennonite College's Slrile Auditorium. week is the National AIDS Memorial Quilt that will But why all the fuss? There is a year-round hotline in Harrisonburg thai be displayed in Duke Hall beginning Oct. 10. A Winters and Huber both stress the urgency with people can call to get information about anonymous candlelight vigil will begin at 6 p.m. at the commons which the subject of AIDS needs to be treated, testing — 432-6404.

UNrVWSTTY Upcoming Invents. TCOGMM ■BcxRDFriday, Oct., 19 - Comedian Robert Klein and 1964: AS THE BEATLES 8:00 pm Convocation Center Thurs., Oct. 11 - Acoustic Guitarist - David Harris 8:00 pm Highlands Room $2.00 Sat., Nov. 3 - Bullets vs. Bulls - Leave 4 pm, $30, Capital Centre Contact UPB Office (x6217) for more info. Thurs., Oct. 18 - Cillia —► P.C. Ballroom —► 8:00 pm —► $2.00 Thurs., Nov. 1 - Jeff Dunham & Peanut —►P.C. Ballroom —► 8:00 pm—>-$2.00 Thurs., Nov. 8 - Hypnotist Tom Deluca —► P.C. Ballroom —►S00 pm fr $2 00 Movies This WeeA... Tues. & Wed. Oct.,► 9 & 10 Quick Change 7 & 9:30 Grafton- Stovall $1.50 w/ID $2.00 w/out Thurs., Oct. 11 Polyester 7 & 9:30 $1.50 w/ID $2.00 w/out G/S Fri. & Sat., Oct. 12 & 13 Cry-Baby 7 & 9:30 $1.50 w/ID $2.00 w/out G/S Sun., Oct. 14 Two English Girls 7:30 FREE G/S va/Announcements... Sarah Weddington "Some Leaders are Born Women" Tonight 7:30 pm Wilson FREE Mon., Oct. 15 - Follow-Up Panel Discussion of Racial Harassment Teleconference - G/S Theater, 1-3 pm, FREE t ' HOTLINE THE BREEZE MONDAY, OCTOBER 8,1990 • 17 ••■

Momecomtng batta bores nnbitnct A "Romantic" kiss of death is the best way to describe the performance by the Romantics at the Convocation Center Saturday night. The 50-minute intermission between Joe Piscopo and the Romantics foreshadowed the waste of time the audience would spend watching the Romantics perform. The Romantics had very poor audience rapport. Many alumni must have believed they came home to the wrong university when the Romantics said, "How are you. ?" Not too good, thanks to you. Rheumatics. Granted, mistakes are made by everyone — including University Program Board for contracting the Romantics. But something is wrong when a band continually forgets their locale. ou sn o N D E *

It was obvious that the band would have rather been in West Virginia. And it was even more obvious the audience had no desire to be there, as a steady flow of people exited the Convo during the performance. The few remaining in the general scaling section sal like wooden Indians. Were they sleeping? The Romantics tried in vain to gel ihc audience up, but the only time most people stood was to leave. Fewer people would have left if the Convo was on fire. After the second song, throngs of people left, and this walkout continued as each note was played. Many of those brave souls who stuck it out past ihc fifth, sixth or even seventh song left after the band performed "What I Like About You." For those who stayed to hear the former hit song, ii was semi-disappointing due to ihc horrible distortion of the guitars and the feedback. The band generally got more feedback from ihc microphone than the audience. One would think a 50-minuie intermission would at least prevent technical problems. The sad thing is that technical problems would have improved the performance of most of the band's olhcr songs. The band didn't play together — each musician poorly played his own instrument without interacting with the other members. By the end of the concert, the audience had dwindled down to about 75 people — many of whom seemed more than happy to sec the band leave ihc stage. Live Aid and Farm Aid were relief concerts. This conceit also was a relief — when ii ended. "< CHWSTYWEE/THE BREEZE One of the Romantics' last numbers was "Get Your w Kicks on Route 66." But the audience sure couldn't , , ' . • • I Lead guitarist Coz Canler and the rest of the Romantics performed Saturday night at the Convo. get any kicks off Route 81 Saturday night. ■^

IB • THE BREEZE MONDW, OCTOBER 8,1990 Comedian reflects on sex, beer and 'Saturday Night Live'

PavWPwry experience I'll never forget. It's writer something you can't describe."

Lucky for JMU, Joe Piscopo was in Piscopo on John Belushi the right place at the right time. "We went to a place called The Blues Piscopo — actor, comedian and Bar in New York. It was a dump in the former "Saturday Night Live" star — Village in a real scruffy area. No one just happened to be in his agent's got into The Blues Bar, you office when the University Program understand. So I'm hanging there, Board called to find a replacement act feeling real uncomfortable because I'm for The Smithereens. just getting accepted and just starting Piscopo agreed to come and wound out, and Belushi looked at me. up performing Saturday night before a "And John had a presence, man. He sparse crowd at the Convocation said, 'Stay here,' and I thought 'Oh, Center. great, he's gonna fire me from the His act was a loud, flashy, show.' rambunctious mix of impersonations, "He went and put a quarter in the television commercials, cartoons — jukebox and Sinatra came on, and we and even a drum solo complete with both started doing dueling Sinatra spewing beer that would make any impersonations back and forth. It was a heavy metal fan proud. wild moment" Since his days as the sportscaster on "Saturday Night Live" in the early 1980s, Piscopo has co-starred in the Piscopo on his Millar Lite movie "Wise Guys" with Danny Commercials DeVito, done commercials for Miller "It bothered me. Now 1 do the ISCOPO Lite beer and endured a painful divorce. commercials for Bally's, the health and fitness corporation, and the guy who PHOTOS BY VASHA HUNT Piscopo has an upcoming HBO special, and in late November and early owns that said you shouldn't be December he plans to entertain U.S. advertising alcohol. We were getting troops in Saudi Arabia along with such drunk one night when he told me that." New York, New York" was sung as never before with Jos celebrities as Jay Leno, Steve Martin, Piscopo's impersonation (above) of Frank Sinatra Saturday B.B. King and Lee Greenwood. night. Another skit performed by the 'Saturday Night Live' After the show, Piscopo talked about Piscopo on Sax comedian for the Homecoming crowd was a hysterical his past experiences and a lot of other "There's always sex in the movies. I impersonation of rappers(below). things. don't want to see a love scene. I don't know why there's always a sex scene. So I go home with my kid and turn Piscopo on His Start in Comedy on me TV, and "thirty-something" and "I had a zit on my nose and I walked these shows are for frustrated people. onstage. I thought nobody would So we watch a nature show, and they notice and I'd be OK. I walked onstage always show the animals mating. You and [an audience member said] 'Hey, can't get away from it. It's like our pal, nice zit,' just like that. Talk about society is obsessed with it. so there's a baptism by fire. After four years of big market for it." that and Saturday Night Live,' I feel like I'm in retirement now." Piscopo on the Censorship of 2 Piscopo on "Saturday Night Live Craw Live" "That to me seemed like a real racist "We did the best we could and we slap in the face. I was embarrassed as a just came into our own. I just looked while person. I cannot say how stupid the other day at some of the stuff Eddie it is, what 2 Live Crew is doing. [Murphy] and I did and I consider it 1 don't agree with it at all, and I some of the best on the show. It's like wouldn't listen to it. When you're a the comedy equivalent of Vietnam. If father you say What are these people you can do that, you can do anything." doing this for?' But you can't censor it." . W- Piscopo on comedian Eddie Murphy Piscopo on College Students "He's one of those blessed people "I'm impressed with you guys. 1 J«?d sa^TfcXvWn Jusi gp,with s. r I couldn't get in anywhere. I gqt Jusl working with him was an I eight limn in high nhaol. > THE BREEZE MONDAY, OCTOBER 8,1990 • IS Steppers celebrate heritage Art performance. Stepping to the music of First place winner. Alpha Phi Alpha October 8-21 stqjfwriter Envoguc and Kwame. the Sigmas fraternity, decked in army gear, . "Red Grooms: The Graphic Work hyped up their routine with the use of tantalized the female viewers and from 1987 to 1985," etchings, A packed crowd and an intense canes. Just like Homey, the clown brought the audience to its feet with its lithographs and screenpnnts. atmosphere of spirited competition set from the Fox Television comedy "In impassioned performance. Sawhill Gallery the scene for this year's Homecoming Living Color," the steppers sang. Omega Psi Phi fraternity, last year's Block Show Friday night in the The Sigmas don't play thai!" winner and this year's runner up, October 8-26 Convocation Center. Zcta Phi Beta, last year's winner and performed in camouflage outfits and ToMOSkiiUMIiMbirUmN Block Show 1990 was an event that this year's runner up, mesmerized the conveyed their life-long love of irmovative Polaroid brought everyone together in a Omega. t, New Image audience by performing in the dark Gallery. Zlrkle House. celebration of past and present through with incandescent blue lights. Donning hand-crafted outfits of blue the West African tradition of ritual Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority used the and black, the brothers of Phi Beta October 8-13 dance in its modern, African-American music of Bell Biv Devoe. They wanted Sigma excited the crowd by stepping • "Artwork by JwHa Pahimho and form — the art of stepping. the audience to know that This is a blindfolded. Mary Both Sclwalaar," mixed The competition was hosted by Mr. serious matter!" Members of Kappa Alpha Psi media artwork, silk paintings and Mrs. Black Student Alliance, fraternity were uniquely dressed in and prints. The Other Gallery. freshman John H. Gordon and while tuxedo shirts, black dress slacks Zirkle House. sophomore Veleka M. Sludivani. and red cummerbunds. Looking quite • "Photography Exhibition," undergraduate work. Artwork An exuberant crowd cheered as debonair, they displayed their abilities members of the Black Greek Caucus The competition between the by stepping with canes. Gallery, Zirkle House. performed to raise funds for minority sororities was followed by a brief A large trophy and scholarship scholarships and to attain the status of intermission. Comedians Tyrone and money was awarded to Sigma Gamma October 10-14 best steppers. Chauncey, aided by Dr. Ramone. did a Rho and Alpha Phi Alpha. • The AIDS Memorial Quirt, exhibition in the lobby of Duke "I came because I believe stepping is hilarious routine inspired by a segment The audience was impressed with the Hall. Wednesday to Friday. 10:30 an interesting culmination of our from the hit comedy "In Living show. Freshman Elizabeth Crisfield a.m. to 4:30: Saturday to Sunday African heritage and the black Color." said, "I was surprised at how intense 1:30 to 4:30. experience of today," Freshman The trio was followed by musical the guys were when they stepped. It Danielle Ferguson said. selections by After Five, who won really brought me in. I felt like I was a Music Junior Will Bowles had similar second place in the University Program part of it" views. "I'm here because I think that Board's Homecoming Revue Tuesday Carla Akins, a freshman, agreed. October 9 this is one of the most original night. "This is the first step show I've been to and I was very impressed," she said. • Vivaldi Four Saaaons, student activities on campus," he said. After Five performed from the music group. Anthony-Seeger Hall. 8 Others went to see their relatives of Julian Aderly and Milt Jackson and "It was the perfect end to a stressful p.m. perform. Alvin Brownlee came from selections from the soundtrack of the week." Richmond to see his son. Omega Psi most recent Spike Lee film, "Mo' Sophomore William Hicks and October 11 Phi senior Mallory Brownlee, Better Blues." junior Jackie Moore thought the show • Pianist Rlley Haws, Wilson Hall. compete. Jeff Watson, a graduate of Morgan was a perfect place to sell their 8 p.m. The show began with the sorority Stale University, said, "This is the merchandise. Paraphernalia including October 12 competition. first time I've heard jazz at a step T-shirts and note pads adorned with the • Alan Shaefer, Haipsfcord, First place winner Sigma Gamma show. It was good." emblems of the various fraternities and AnthonySeeger Hall, 1 p.m. Rho brought audience members to Fraternity competition followed the sororities were sold. African jewelry their feet at the end of its thrilling intermission. was marketed as well. October 13 • Parade of Champions, JMU Stadium, all day.

Theatre October 9-10 •Auditions for Director's *«r. Workshop, Tuesday 4 to 6 p.m. and Wednesday 2 to 6:30 p.m. Theatre II. Room 10. October 11-14 • "Keep Your Spirits Up," comic play, Thursday to Saturday, 8 p.m.; Saturday to Sunday. 2 p.m. Theatre II. $3.

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October 10-11 • Choreography ft Performance Showcase, Room 355. Godwin Hall. 7 p.m.. $2. r«^_ October 12-13 * TrammeH Dance :, Latimer-Shaeffer INMMs/IHE BREEZE Theatre, 8 p.m., Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity •tapped their way into first place after an Intense performsnes Friday night •i< n ■ m ■ u.imu*.i.4d, ■ J 20 • THE BREEZE MONDAY, OCTOBER 8,1990 Students express their M up pet Mania Other students supported this love of Fozzie by had been anticipating the movie for weeks. stqffwriter explaining he is the "goofball." Junior Michael McElligot believes he liked "The Picture in your mind a frog riding a bicycle, his The general consensus was that people went to sec Muppet Movie" because of the people sitting around long, green legs slowly struggling to pedal the Henson's film because of the relationships the him in the theater. wheels of a massive Schwinn. characters have with each other. McElligot had some trouble choosing between Then try to imagine JMU students singing songs "The Muppet Movie" seems to allow people to "Rainbow Connection " and "Moving Right Along" like "Rainbow Connection" and "Moving Right escape the world of adulthood for a few hours with a as his favorite song in the movie. Along." philosophical frog, an egotistical pig, a comic bear, a "1 would first think of "Rainbow Connection" piano playing dog, an undislinguishable creature because of its classic value and truth, but 1 have to called Gonzo, a band called The Electric Mayhem and say "Moving Right Along" is my favorite because E V I the girl sitting next to me seems to know all of the words by heart." Create an image of a crowd waving their hands in "Moving Right Along" got another vote from the air to music sung by puppets. Finally, visualize sophomore Leslie Upson. "I love that song because it almost 300 people making a hissing sound whenever makes me happy," she said. the "bad guys" appear on the screen. Several moviegoers said their favorite scene was If all of these reactions seem familiar, you were when Kermit rides his bike to experience life outside probably at Grafton-Stovall Theatre Thursday night the swamp for the first time. At the close up of his for the showing of "The Muppet Movie." green legs the crowd exploded in laughter. The crowd's enthusiasm to Jim Hcnson's masterpiece resembled the way some crowds get Many viewers expressed concern that with the death involved in a screening of "Rocky Horror Picture of Jim Henson, the muppets will be subject to Show." unprecedented commercialization. The Walt Disney "The Muppet Movie" has a following as great and Corp. has bought the rights to the muppet characters. childlike in 1990 as it did when it was first released in Kermit's desire to make people happy is hard to get 1979. across on T-shirts and lunchboxes. Students came to see their favorite Muppet Though Kermit aspired to make millions of people character, ranging from the ever-popular Kermit to KEN BURAKER/THE BREEZE laugh, viewers are left hanging about the muppets' Gonzo, Beaker, Janice and Animal. a host of their extraneous friends who are seeking the ultimate success. Henson, however, has undoubtedly Freshman Lisa McGarvey said her favorite character American dream. touched the hearts of millions of children and adults is Fozzie Bear. "He's wonderful and he reminds me of Freshman Dave Cour said, "The Muppet Movie' alike. The response to the showing of "The Muppet my dad, always trying to make people laugh and be goes far beyond being happy or being relaxed. It Movie" at Grafton-Stovall was evidence of the effect happy." inspires just being." A few of Cour's friends said he of his message.

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■ THE BREEZE MONDAY, OCTOBER 8.1990 • 21 * LHIK Huskies have no bite, fall 21-0 to JMU John R. Crate mistakes." stqffwriter JMU outgained the Huskies 368-149 in total yards partly because Despite the 84-degree temperature, a Northeastern's starting quarterback, clear and sunny sky and a slight breeze, Garvey Mclntosh, was knocked early JMU's Homecoming game with from the game with a bruised knee. Northeastern Saturday was "hazy and "It put us in a more run-mode," gray" not getting "prettier" until later Northeastern coach Paul Pawlak said. in the day. "We'd rather be in a more run-pass type The Dukes scored all 21 of their of offense." points in the second half as they won Mclntosh had directed his team on its their third straight game, shutting out opening drive 61 yards to the JMU six. Northeastern at JMU Stadium, On third-and-goal, Mclntosh threw to newly-named Bridgeforth Stadium in the endzone where strong safety front of a crowd of 9,560. Richard Grevious intercepted the pass JMU improved to 3-2 while the and brought it back to the JMU five. Huskies dropped to 1-4. "All I saw was the quarterback "When things don't go well and you scrambling so what I did was just try don't play your very best and you win to close on my man," Grevious said. 21-0, then you're thankful," JMU head "He kind of threw it off balance so I \«SHA HUNT/THE BREEZE coach Joe Purzycki said. "You're going went to the ball." to have games like that during the That was as close to JMU's endzone Faris Fahed [74] led the Dukes with 10 tackles Saturday as JMU shut out course of the season — once or twice the Huskies. Of Fahed's 10 tackles five were unassisted — two for losses. — you've got to play through your NO BITE page22 Patriots dim Dukes' hopes with 1-0 win Dan Goldstein . a much better result. Fortunately, we stqfFwriter got a goal in the last four minutes. I For 85 minutes Saturday, the JMU don't think we were the better team men's soccer team appeared destined to today." capture first place in the Colonial. JMU (7-4 overall, 4-1 CAA) and Athletic Association standings. But the GMU (7-3-3 overall, 3-0 CAA) wasted George Mason Patriots shattered their little lime as they exchanged shots dreams with a penalty kick in the from the opening whistle. The Patriots closing minutes as they downed the utilized their speedy forwards, Adrian Dukes, 1-0. Reynolds and Philip Taplah. to keep The much-anticipated clash between the Madison defenders on their toes. the local rivals lived up to all "They had two small, fast forwards," expectations. It was a fast-paced, JMU defender Kevin Born said. "Our well-played game featuring many great plan was to let them have the ball and individual performances despite then we would close in on them and producing only one goal. slop ihem from turning." The goal occurred off a comer kick as It was JMU that created scoring goalkeeper*Russ Fant failed to get a situations time and time again but handle on a close-range shot. The loose could not put the ball in the net. Pal ball was collected and shot on goal by Burke came within inches of breaking a GMU player, leaving defender Scott ihe game wide open for the Dukes 30 Davis no choice but to block the ball minutes into the game with a blazing with his hand in order to prevent a free kick that careened off ihe crossbar score. The Patriot's were accordingly from 25 yards out. Such luck awarded a penalty kick that was continued in the second half, as the successfully converted by defender Ian Patriot's goaltender once again was Carter. saved by the post on a Ricky "This is the best Madison team Engelfried shot. >*y we've played," said GMU head coach "As the game goes on, when you CMW TVMEE/THE BREEZE Gordon Bradley. "1 thought James don't finish your chances, Madison was unlucky to lose the Pat Burke (161 and the Patriots' Corey Hurlow battle for the ball as JMU LOSS page 23 loses to George Mason Saturday. The win put GMU on top the CAA. game, I thought AUcroJS^A^Ak*" U4 22- THE BREEZE MONLW, OCTOBER 8,1990 No Bite COHTimXD from page 21 Schwandt finds niche on new team as Northeastern would gel all afternoon. JMU outside linebacker lymc ft/Band m suffymer Richard Bryant sacked Mclntosh on the Huskies' next possession, and the Chantel Schwandt may only be a freshman signal caller had to be helped freshman, but she has already off the field. established herself as a key player — Back-up quarterback Dan Daponde, a offensively and defensively — on the junior who started last season, came in JMU women's soccer team. and played until the start of the fourth Her fullback position is not quarter when he also collapsed under characteristically a scoring position, Bryant. After Daponde was earned off but Schwandt has found herself in the field and his right ankle key scoring positions game after immobilized, junior Byron Hurt game. finished up. Before this weekend's games The timing was off from the first against Monmouth and Kean, quarterback to the second [and third] Schwandt was JMU's second leading quarterback," Bryant said. That's the scorer in both goals and assists, only thing that was different" having scored six goals and made six Northeastern held the ball for 20:17 assists through the Dukes' first 10 of the first half, which Purzycki said games. was too much for his defense. She has an aggressive style of play "Everything was hazy and gray for us and noticeably fights for every ball in the first half," Purzycki said. "It was that comes her way. prettier in the second half. The first "Chantel is the kind of player the half was a little rough around the edges other team watches out for," head [but] nobody panicked. Everybody coach Dave Lombardo said. "She is a knew what we could do." physically dominant player. She also "We expected the offense to control keeps her wits about her and doesn't the ball a little bit more than they did get rattled easily." in the first half," Bryant said. Schwandt said, "I always go out JMU blitzed early and often in the there putting out 100 percent. I first half because of the offensive set never want to give up, no matter The Huskies' Multiple offense includes how far we're behind. I always want the triple option attack, a set the to do my best." Dukes' defense has practiced against When it comes to bigger girls or since the spring. JMU had expected the rough play, Schwandt shows no Huskies to throw more, Purzycki said. signs of limidness. VMCHA HUNT/THE BREEZE "But in the second half, we backed "I'm really aggressive, like with off the blitz and played triple all the Chantel Schwandt is a driving force for JMU's woman's soccer team. airballs," Schwandt said. "I don't way because Daponde and Hurt were hesitate to go up to a girl my size or triple option players, they're not real bigger." traveling team that players must try She is getting her share of effective as passers yet" Purzycki said. Her presence on the field is usually out for in order to play. She learning discipline by trying to "I thought there was a lot of crisp, hard felt throughout each game. She continued to play in the league balance soccer with academics and hitting going on out there. It was always seems to be right in the during the fall in high school while the typical freshman concerns — certainly to our benefit that they had to middle of the action. While she is playing for her Robinson High such as fire drills and economics lose the balace of their attack by going domineering on the field, she is School team in the spring. tests. to Daponde and Hurt" modest about her accomplishments Schwandt said she was attracted to "Soccer almost makes me budget Northeastern threatened early in the and is quick to point out her several schools such as George my time better, but it's hard at second quarter, but place kicker Dave weaknesses. Washington, American, William and limes," she said. "Sometimes I fell Rusk's 47-yard field goal attempt was "I need to develop a finesse touch," Mary and the University of Virginia, really stressed out with away games, wide to the right she said. "I don't have much on the but chose JMU for a few reasons. missing classes, but it hasn't been a JMU's inability to move die ball in ball. "At William and Mary or UVa I problem so far." the first half gave punter Scott Todd "I also need to be able to see the knew I'd just be sitting the bench," Schwandt said she has no regrets some work. Todd had punts of 57, 37 field more as a whole and see what she said. "Here I knew I'd contribute in choosing JMU. and 50 yards to end drives and finished play is in the future, because a lot more to the team." "Right away I fit in with the the fame with a 45.3 yard average. sometimes 1 just see what is going While her contributions have come team," she said. "This is my home The deepest JMU got in the first half on right under my feet, and I don't often on the field for JMU, now and I love it." was the Huskies 20, but Willie see what is going on on other parts Schwandt admits that the transition Lomardo is confident about her Lanier's fumble on first down of the field," she said. from the high school to college level future here. squelched that drive. The half ended 0-0 She began playing soccer when has been challenging. "For someone that is a freshman, when Mike Granuzzo missed a 50-yard she was 10 years old, in her "Everyone is a lot stronger here at Chantel is very composed," he said. field goal to the left hometown of Fairfax. She played for college," she said. "And a lot more "We expect a lot from her in the "I was shocked," Lanier said of the several years in the Select League, a disciplined" next few years." halftime score. "I thought we'd come out and establish ourselves early." JMU began and sustained a drive to 10 Steps to Reducing Cancer Risks: 6. Trim fat from your diet. start the third quarter as quarterback 1. Eat more cabbage family vegetables 7. Subtract salt-cured, smoked, Eriq Williams gained 34 of his 106 i - yards on the ground. The Dukes twice 2. Add more high-fiber foods. nitrite-cured foods. tried to convert fourth down plays 3. Choose foods with Vitamin A. 8. Stop cigarette smoking. during that drive. The Dukes were 4. Do the same for Vitamin C 9. Go easy on alcohol. successful the first time as Lanier 5. Add weight control. 10. Respect the sun's rays. .— , —— NOMTEw" ui: fcfti-!£EE umw O:TCM3«I.:JE»H) •■ as ( . l7¥^fl^?EM0N(W, OCTOBER 8.1990. 23 No Bite *> \yr?*fry:* ~ i CONTINUED from page 22 halfback Kenny Sims, who ran 22 BW\* *# gained six on a fourth and two, but on yards around the right side for a Mb**/...** * - 3^ v .i m the second fourth down attempt at the touchdown. Huskies' 14, Purzycki's gamble failed. Leon Taylor scored on third and goal "I just looked at the chains wrong, from 5-yards out on the Dukes' next and I thought we had fourth-and-inches possession. Perez split the uprights **«? and JMU took a 14-0 lead. K vtV-. and we had fourth and [three] or I never Daponde and Hurt were indecisive for L? \ » I*/ ^ * would have done that," Purzycki said. Northeastern in the second half, and the "But Roger bailed us out shortly JMU defense said it was able to read thereafter." V a4 the plays. Inside linebacker Roger Waters "[Daponde] was so much more laid intercepted a Daponde pass after the back," Grcvious said. "He was running change of possession. He handed the the ball somewhat but he wasn't attacking the flank." ball to free safety Eupton Jackson, Northeastem's offense is "not as H^^^^-fc who was tackled at the Northeastern i- 26. developed yet, so it makes it even IMW HUNT/THE BREEZE easier," Waters said. "We saw it in the "Coach Purzycki said it's the first Kenny Sims [left] and Willie Lanier [right] block for QB Eriq William*. spring, preseason and now, so it makes time I had an interception without Williams threw for a total of 83 yards and gained 106 yards on 19 carries it easier to follow the ball and in the Dukes' 21-0 win against Northeastern Saturday. getting yelled at," said Waters, who recognize things quicker." played quarterback for most of his JMU's third touchdown was an eight JMU career. "I'm usually throwing play, 56-yard drive capped by a them, not catching them." one-yard run by fullback Joe Loss. Two plays later, Williams pitched to Spadesman with 2:07 remaining. CONTINUED from page 21 way past defenders. Much of the JMU Greyard was forced to make an early discovered considerable lalcm in its automatically players have a tendency offense in the second half relied on exit in the first half due to a back reserves as Bom filled in as sweeper to get down," said JMU head coach giving him the ball at his feet and injury, and reserve goalie Joe O'Carroll and freshman Eric Kearney got his first Tom Martin. "We need to raise our letting him do what he docs best—take twisted an ankle in practice Friday. real test at midfield. mentality a little to avoid this." opponents one-on-one. Defender Mike Cafiero, center Martin said lightheartedly, "When it Ivan Sampson turned in perhaps the Madison remained impressive despite midfielder John Stroud and goalkeeper rains it pours. I'm just waiting for a finest performance of the day for the being plagued with injuries. 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SP0RTSHK3HUGHTS Stadium renamed JMU Stadium is now Bridgeforth Stadium. The JMU Board of Vistors met Friday and renamed it for William E. Bridgeforth Jr. of Winchester, Va. MONDAY OCTOBER 8,1990 Bridgeforth, president of Royal Crown Bottling winners: Pino Higgins at number 16. Chris Baker 25:59 of Winchester, said he's still in shock about the one and Craybas-Kristy Jessen at 18. Straub 26:12 news. JMUResulte three. "I'm overwhelmed." he said. "It's the finest MEN'S TENNIS Oct 7: West Virginia 5, JMU 4. thing that has ever happened to me and my FOOTBALL Singles winners for JMU: family. They overlooked a lot of deserving Washington & Lcc Fall Tennis Higgins at number one and Amy people in choosing me." JMU-NORTHEASTERN Classic: October 5 & 6 Wilder at five. JMU doubles Bridgeforth began his affiliation with JMU in STATISTICS JMU. W&L. Davidson winners: Pino-Higgins at number the late 1970s. His family gave JMU its first full The JMU men's tennis team one and Bousselaire-Wilder at 0 0 0 0—0 football scholarship. Bridgeforth has served on Northeastern dominated the tournament as two. JMU 0 0 14 7 — 21 they captured three of four JMU's Board of Visitors and had four children singles and both doubles flights. graduate from JMU in the "80s; Diane Lively. Third Quarter The Dukes' Steve Secord and Saturday, October 7, St. Louis. Karen Eyles, William E. Bridgeforth III and JMU—Sims 22 run (Perez kick). Marc Brix were the finalists in Mo. James Scott Bridgeforth. 5:21 the number one flight and opted JMU 1 1 0—2 JMU—Taylor 5 run (Perez kick). not to play each other. JMU's Michigan 0 2 1—3 Around the nation ... :24 Matt Goctz and Dave Swaru came GOALS—JMU: Owen 61:40. to the same result in the second Fritz 61:40. Michigan: Thomas 94-1-8 Fourth Quarter flight, while Sean White look (2) 37:12 and 82:28. Maroui JMU—Sparksman 1 run (Perez the third flight for JMU. beating 63:05. kick). 2:07 Davidson's John Beyer 6-1.64. ASSISTS—JMU: Roselli. Myers; As the Boston Red Sox face the challenge of A—9460 In the fourth flight, JMU's Jamie Michigan: Hose (2). defying the odds of dethroning the defending Samuel fell to Russel Briggs 6-1, SHOTS—JMU 8. Michigan 29. NU JMU World Series champion Oakland Athletics, fate 6-3 in the finals. SAVES—JMU: Knapp 26; First downs 11 IS seems to have played a cruel trick on them. The teams of Swaru and White Hoover 6. The four retired numbers from the Boston Red Rushes-yards 53-111 48-285 and Secord and Brix found Friday. Oct. 6. SL Louis. Mo. Passing yards 38 83 themselves in the number one Sox — 9,4,1,8 — are coincidenily the last JMU 1 1—2 Comp-Att-Int 4-8-2 5-9-0 doubles finals and opted not to time they won the World Series. SW Missouri SL 00—0 Punis-Avg. 8-35.5 4-45.3 play, while Goctz and Harris The Bosox defeated the Chicago Cubs on Sept. Return yards 31 49 GOALS—JMU: Owen 9:40. Hoke 4,1918. The four players are: 9 - Ted Williams. Rosenblatt took the number two FumWes-Ioat 5-0 5-3 flight. 40:52. 4 -JoeCronin. 1 - Bobby Doerr and 8 - Carl Penalties-yards 3-15 3-25 ASSISTS—JMU: Blades. Yaslrzemski. TimeofPoss. 32:30 27:30 MEN S SOCCER Cooper. SHOTS—JMU 10.SWMS 11. Bulldogs get bitten Individual Statistics Saturday. October 6 SAVES—JMU: Knapp 11. SWMS: Huthsing 7. RUSHING—NU: McLean JMU 00-0 Last week the Fresno Slate football team 14-49. Johnson 4-34. Kcllcy George Mason 0 1—1 cracked the AP top-25 poll in at 24, but don't 8-24. Daponde 12-7, Green 4-6. GOALS—George Mason: Carter, REC REPORT look for them next week. Hurt 4-4. Morgan 1 -(-2). 86:03. The Bulldogs came into Saturday's game McIntosh5-(-2),Tsetsilas SHOTS—JMU 12. GMU 8. against Northern Illinois with the nation's No. 2 l-(-9). JMU: Williams 19-106. SAVES—JMU: Fam6;GMU: The sign up meeting for men's scoring defense, giving up just 8.0 points per Unier 13-89. Sparksman 7-23. Leite4. women's and co-rec volleyball is game. Sims 2-46. Campbell 1-18, Records: JMU 7-4(4-1); GMU Wednesday at 5:30 p.m. in They left with a 73-18 shellacking, allowing Taylor 5-16. Hayes 1(13). 7-3-3 (3-0). Godwin 338. Rosters can be Northern Illinois to score the most points in a PASSING—NU: Mclniosh picked up in Godwin 213 before 2-4-1-21. Daponde 2-4-1-17. VOLLEYBALL Division I game this season. signups begin. JMU: Williams 5-9-0-83. INSTRUCTIONAL CLINIC: Saturday Oct. 6. Fairfax. In the game, the Huskies' Stacey Robinson set RECEIVING—NU: Morgan George Mason d. JMU 15-8. There will be a volleyball r an NCAA quarterback rushing record with 308 1-11. Johnson 1-11. Tsettilss instructional clinic on Oct. 10 at 15-7.15-3. . yards on just 22 carries and scored five 1-10, McLean 1-6. JMU: Hayes 7:30 p.m. in Godwin gym. The American d. JMU 12-15. 11-1:5. touchdowns. 3-48. Taylor 2-35. clinic is free but you must 15-0.15-10.15-7. The Bulldogs (5-1) hadn't given up a MISSED FIELD pre-register in Godwin 213 by JMU is now 8-9.0-2 in CAA. touchdown in their previous two games and had GOALS—NU: Rusk 47. JMU: noon on Tuesday. Granuzzo 50. lost just once in their last 24 games. Northern WOMEN'S TENNIS CROSS COUNTRY: Sign ups will Illinois won its 11th straight game at home. begin on Sunday. Oct. 14 at 2:00 MEN S CROSS COUNTRY JTCA Team Regional Qualifying on Hanson field. The race will Tournament: Blacksburg. Oct. start following sign-ups. October 6.1990 5-7 WINNERS: QUQfTEOFTHEDAY Annapolis. Md.—5 miles Oct. 5: Perm State 6, JMU 3. The second annual Almost Georgetown 15. JMU 48 Singles winners for JMU: Justine Anything Goes champion is i i Navy 18. JMU 41 Higgins at number two, Darian AERho. The JMU women's "Coach Purzycki said it's the first lime I had an Syracuse 25, JMU 33 Smith at four and Jody Craybas at softball club was runner-up. (scoring is based on the interception without getting yelled at I'm five. 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