The New: Hampshire Bulk Rate,lhi Postaoe & Vol. 79 No. 41_ TUESDAY, MARCH 28 1989 (603)862-1490 . Durham.N.H. Durham "J H Perm•! it30 .'.. New exchange ·program Soviets a·nd UNH share worlds

By Katelyn Randall cor of institute of Policy and JJNH students. in the The exchange program estab­ Social Science Research, left for Piatigorsk is a city lished between UNH and the the Soviet Union on Sunday. He caucus mountains where the papers and of Foreign Pedagogical Institute of Foreign will be delivering Pedagogical Institute to some of The In­ Study in Piacigorsk, Russia has helping cut through Language is situated. was picked partially for been set tentatively for the fall the red tape. stitute the Soviet ministry an area similar to of 1990 In Russia, its location, ·co-chairperson of the Rus- has great power. While UNH New Hampshire, and for its approval where sian and German Department has already given its distance from Moscow Fleszar. Aleksandra Fleszar, working for the exchange, the ministry most students go, said to get a with Student Body President has not yet given its consent. "We want everyone of the not just Wendy Hammond and Vice "Getting the approval different view of Russia, which is President Mike Rose, organized ministry for them would be like the look of Moscow when they the academic exchange with the UNH asking Washington for what everyone sees to Soviet Union," said Soviet Union. permission," said Fleszar. go the "We are really happy that we Plans for the pilot group Fleszar. include a maximum of two After studying in Russia in were able tO sec a goal and bring it co fruition," said Rose. "This students from each country that 1986, Rose felt that, "There was . in the dorms and the Soviet is such a good thing for UNH would live an interest from study literature, culture, lan­ in our culture. I thought to add to its already outstanding people as other too and international perspective pro­ guage, history as well they were interesting gram." subjects. that an exchange program like ''We' re opening up brand new this would be good for UNH." The pilot program is open to freshmen, sophomores, juniors virgin territory. Up until last There are also plans for a and seniors under the age of 25, summer, our program for satellite dish with a hook up to was one ~:1 and with language competency summer study in Russia Soviet TV. said helpful for in Russian or German. of only three in the nation,''. "It would be .. )/ :,/ Students are required to be Fleszar. people studying the Soviet Fleszar will travel to Russia Union to see what the Soviets under 25 to assure that the weeks Russians don't send specialists · this summer. For three see on tv," Rose said. she will be in the guise of students to learn of the six week trip, Plans for the program are to tie as al­ about, for example, computers, in the town of Piatigorsk annual ·with expansion up the loose ends and to approve lowed by funding. Igor Tolochin, a Soviet student and visitor to Durham this - said Fleszar. thP arcnmmoclations for thP past March, hopefully represents cultural and educational Dr. Dennis Meadows, direc- exchanges to come. (file photo) Search for vice president narrows By Stephen Paterson from the university community, four finalists will be coming to demic Aiiairs is che senior . Of the 120 initial applicants, and advertisements were taken UNH to be interveiwed by the academic administrator of the the search for a new vice pres­ out in national publications, search committee over the next university.·He/she works on ident of academic affairs has newsletters, and campus jour­ two weeks. behalf of the President in all been narrowed down to five nals soliciting applications, said "Student input has been im­ academic programs and deci­ finalists. Leary. portant to us," said Leary. "The sions. The committee will recom­ "Everybody chat was nomi­ committee is a representative The VP AA is in charge of programs mend several candidates to nated was invited to apply," said sample, and it is a very good academic support President Haaland who hopes Leary. "All nominations from committee." The committee has including admissions, student to make the final decision by the community were greatly representatives· from all part.s affairs, registrars off ice, the April 12. appreciated." of cha university, including one library, and the ROTC program. The eleven person committee Working in cooperation with student, Alexandra Weill. The committee has examined thoroughly. "It has been working to fill the President Haaland, and Weill, a junior pre-veterinary every applicant position that was left vacant last members of the Academic Af­ major, is the chairperson of the is a very important position," summer after the resignation fairs Committee of the Student student senate academic affairs said Leary, "and the committee of Richard Hersh. Senate, the search committee committee. wants to make sure that the best According to David Leary, has chosen Eloise E. Clark, "I expressed an interest decision is made for the univer­ of the committee, Walter Eggers, Anthony J. Mar­ because my position requires sity." chairperson Charles Owens is one of five and chairperson of the Psychol­ sella, Charles Owens, and Wil­ me to deal with the Vice Pres­ They have access to letters ogy Department, every person liam W. Paudler as the five ident," said Weill. of recommendation, references, candidates vying for the Vice who applied, or was nominated, finalists for consideratin. She said chat she is involved and interviews, and will take President of Academic Affairs concerns received a response from the Charles Owens is presently with many programs chat need into consideration the (VP AA) position. Owens is the interim vice president of the help of the VP AA. and needs of the university committee. currently interim VPAA. (file Nominations were taken academic affairs. The remaining The Vice President for Aca- community, said Leary. ohoto)

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Warm weather brought classes outdoors for the fortunate few. (Emily Kelemen photo) PAGE TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 Lacking a longing to learn: .UNH dropout tells all By R. Scott Nelson basketball team, scoring over stopped deluding himself, ad­ is partly born of suffering," he says, he skipped all his classes As if on cue, just as "People 1000 points in his three years mitting that he really had no Bombast explains. "Since my for a month straight spring Are Strange" by the Doors as a starter. The sports pages ambition to achieve in school. only suffering has been the loss semester, and still got a 2 .95 begins blaring over the ceiling called him "Mr. Everything." "Now my only ambition," of cable t.v. for a few hours one GPA, an accomplishment he is speakers, 22-year--old Theodore Naturally, Bombast has no Bombast says as he lines up his day, it follows that I am not quite proud of. Bombast comes loping into the problems getting accepted to shot, "is to understand ambi­ especially ambitious." "After three weeks of skip- pool hall. His emaciated, tie­ UNH in the fall of 1985. He had tion." Bombast rarely went to DROPOUT, page 9 die clad body is slouched forward everything he needed. Maybe, "I htpothes~~~---~~at ambition classes so homoEe year. In fact, · like a 6' 4" ferret, his untied he says, "everything" was too Timberland boots scuff on the much, and that is why he had floor, and he has a blank look no motivation to study in col­ on his unshaven face. lege. "Rack 'em," he says as he "Mine is a sad story of a boy tosses the pool balls and triangle from a comfortable childhood onto the green felt of the table. with caring, affluent parents 'Tm gonna break." who provided him with almost If you ask him, Theodore everything he wanted, despite Bombast (which is, by the way, his not deserving one iota of it," not his .real name-he wished not Bombast says mockingly of his be be identified· on the grounds life, as he scratches on his shot he has lost his identity) will tell for the corner pocket. you very few things mean much "I feel guilty about having to htm. lt ts hard tor tlombast nice, well-monied parents, but to take life seriously most of the then again, is that my fault? It time, he says. It is just as hard appears to be quite random and to take Bombast seriously most unfair," Bombast added. of the time. After getting a 3.5 his fresh­ It really is no wonder Bom­ men year at UNH as a chemistry bast dropped out of college, major, Bombast began to see twice. that college, among other "Nihilism is the logical re­ things, was extremely irrelevant sponse to life," Bombast says to his existence. It wasn't very while sinking the 4-5 combina­ interesting, he says, and the tion, "and I just didn't see the college atmosphere was rarified point of college anymore." to the point of absurdity. Nihilism, the attitude that What was the point of stud­ tradtional values are unfounded, ying arcane chemical equations and that existence is senseless, at this institution in the corner seems to fit Bombast perfectly. of New Hampshire? Four years ago when he went "Freshman year, I was in­ to high school in Shirley, Mas­ volved in the initial stages of sachussetts, Bombast was a floccinancinih ili pilifica t ion,'' model student. He got top Bombast says. "By the way, that grades, graduating with a 3.7' means the action of estimating GPA. He got a 1200 on his SAT something as worthless." A dropout hang out for Bombast. test. And to top it off, he was Sophomore year, things (Ashley Logan photo) the star gf the ~hirley High _change~ _for Bombast. __He WEWS IN. BRIEF --,·- - -":-

Iran seizes yacht Police chiefs group GOP doubles foes opposes assault arms in The Iranian navy seized an Arab tycoon's yacht election spending~ carrying up to five members of Kuwait's royal family and four Britons, diplomatic sources and news Saying it is time to end the "carnage and havoc" reports said Sunday. caused by assault weapons, the •International During the 1987-1988 election cycle the Repub­ A British report said the Iranian Revolutionary Association of Chiefs of Police Sunday announced lican Party raised and spent more than double the Guards were holding the yacht and demanding a its opposition to public sale and distribution of amount of money taken in and ransom. spent by the the rifles. Charles D . Reynolds, chief of police in Democrats, but the gap between the two parties' THere were conflicting accounts about the Dover, N.H., and president of the Arlington, financial strength was less than in 1983-1984. identities of the hostages. A Virginia-based police chiefs' organization, said, report issued by the Federal Election Commission Press reports in the Persian Gulf area said five "We need to find a way to keep these weapons out Suday said the GOP raised $263.3 million and spent members of Kuwait's Al-Sabah royal family and of the hands of criminals and misfits." $257 million in 1987-88, compared to $127.9 million four young British women were taken captive when raised and 121.9 million spent by the Democrat the yacht was seized Thursday afternoon. Party. By contrast, when President Reagan ran for reelection in 1983-84, the Republicans raised a record $297.9 million and spent $300.8 million, while the Democrats raised $98.5 million and spent Soviet citizens vote $97.4 million. - For the first time in more than 70 years, Soviets Elderly driver had a choice of candidates when they voted Sunday for a new parliament in an election Mikhail S. rams grocery Washington state Gorbachev hailed as a triumph for his vision of democracy. lri West Orange, N.J.,an elderly man who drove finds a hangman - However, maverick candidate Boris N. Yeltsin, his car through the window of a Pathmark said to be running 7-to-l ahead of his rival to supermarket, injuring at least 10 people, will not Washington state has found a hangman to execute represent Moscow in the new 2,250-seat Congress face charges, the police said Sunday. a prisoner who walked away from a-work-release of People's Deputies, claimed many Soviets were Police Chief Edward M. Palardy of West Orange program to exact vengeance against a woman who worried about vote fraud and said the election wasn't said the man, Wolodymyr Szpyrka, 80 years old, testified against him after he assaulted her years completely democratic. would probably be asked to take another driver's earlier. If Charles Rodman Compbell goes to the Polling stations in Moscow, festooned with red test and submit to a medical exam. gallows Thursday morning as scheduled, it will banners and Soviet flages, opened at 7 a.m. Eleven Chief Palardy said Mr. Szpyrka apparently blacked be the firsr-hanging in the nation since 1965. Because time zones to the east, in the Kamchatka and out before he lost control of his four-door Buick hangings are so rare, officials had difficulty finding Chukotka regions of Siberia, polls closed as Saturday. The car jumped the sidewalk, went through a qualified executioner. Prison Director Larry Muscovites were still voting. the store's plate-glasss windows and stopped against Kincheloe said the executioner was hired in the The millions of voters elected 1,500 deputies a cash register. United States for $1,500. Corrections officials are to the congress, which will choose the country's At least two cashiers and several customers were keeping the person's identity secret, prompting president and elect about 400 of its members to hurt, as were Mr Szpyrka and his wife, Ewhenia, · the American Civil Liberites Union to ask for public a new full-time legislature, the Supreme Soviet. 70, who was in the car. records to prove the e·xecutioner's credentials. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDA',, MARCH 28, 1989 PAGE THREE More competition in SBP and SBVP race,ffe

By Jay Kumar Coordinator Mike Sciola, Des­ The race for Student fiody marais said, "I feel a Greek President doubled this week as coordinator is definitely needed juniors Mike Desmarais and ... I think he's done a decent job Chris Sterndale became the to -get us where we are, but second ticket to announce their impr~~ements still have to be candidacy. made. Desmarais is the president Sterndale said he feels com­ of Sigma Alpha Epsilon frater­ munication between student nity, a Greek Student Senator, leaders and administration has and Chairperson of the Senate's improved. "We'd like to con­ Student Life Council. Sterndale tinue that, build on that. If we is the Business Manager of the continue to put good students Student Activity Fee, and he is in positions to communicate a former Student Senator and with the administration, that Chairperson of SAFC. will make us that much more "We feel we have the expe­ effective," he said. rience, leadership, working On the decision to build a new · know ledge and realistic goals housing facility west of A-lot, that we can attain during our Sterndale said, "I think the term," said Desmarais. President made a good deci­ With the advent of the new sion." But he expressed reser­ student non-voting position on vations about the decision­ the Durham town council, Des­ making process. marais said the ticket would "The (ad hoc) committee was work with that person over the a good idea, but it should have summer to develop a one-year been done a long time ago," he student voting position. added. The Ad Hoc Committee National Poison Week is a time to get rid of out-dated prescriptions lying around, but not The position is a great step on Student Housing was formed like this. (Mike Parnham photo) for Greeks to help voice con­ by President Gordon Haaland cerns with town ordinances, said last fall after his original de­ Desmarais. "We want to work cision came under fire. Candy for cabinet to further that with voting Desmarais said that should cleaning power." a similar situation arise, they By Kim Sterndale said the budget would be involved every step Armstrong dents about poisoning, and how Drug .Enforcement Agency process would be much smooth­ of the way. Just when you thought the to prevent it in the home. (DEA) knows how to dispose er if UNH had an intern or Desmarais said they would Easter Bunny had hopped away "Sping Cleaning" is the name of certain drugs properly. student representative at the look into the proposed parking with your last Cadbury egg, a of the game. Clean out that It's better to take it to some­ State House in Concord to lobby garage in 0-lot (next co Barnes new solution has been found to cluttered drawer full of old one who knows something for student concerns year-round. and Noble). "Realistically, it's cure your sweet tooth blues. medicines and drop them off about the drug so they can This would enable students to not going to be done next year," From March 27-31, not only at the Health Service Pharmacy. dis pose of it properly, rather know about and deal with he added, but it is worth inves­ can you satiate your craving for You'll receive information about than dispose of it yourself, said budget problems before they tigating. sugar, but you can also make poisonous drugs and other items Urquhart. were finalized, instead of find­ As far as a Memorial Union your home a safer place to live. that are just as dangerous, plus Old or expired medicine can ing out after the fact as they did Building entertainment center All week, the Health Service the free candy, donated by be dropped off anytime during recently. goes, Sterndale said, "Academics Pharmacy will be accepting any Brooks Pharmacy. the week, said Jane Bruckner, Desmarais said his adminis­ are going to have to come first. old medicine, expired or not, Poison Prevention Week, another registered pharmacist tration' would "have more in­ If we're losing university de­ that was never used or simply held nationally every March, at Health Service Pharmacy. teraction with the Greek system. partments, then a pub can wait." abandoned in your medicine promotes a theme each year. Even after the week is over, Chris and I want to work directly He added that they will work cabinet. In exchange you will This year's theme is geared anyone can still bring in any with IFC (Inter-Fraternity Coun~ on renovating the MUB base­ to promote Poison Prevention toward children stating, "cur­ medicines they may have ques­ cil)." ment space, to "get the ball Week. ious minds plus busy han9s tions about. "The relationship doesn't rolling." According to Kim Urquhart, equals poisoning," said U rqu­ This is the first year UNH have to be combative between Sterndale stressed that they registered pharmacist and or­ hart. has participated in a push Greek leaders and administra­ would strive for realistic goals ganizer of the event on campus, Many people may throw out against poisonous items. Bro­ tion," added Sterndale. and avoid flashy campaign prom­ the main goal of the week is to old medicine or flush it, she said. chures are available at the According to Desmarais, ises. "We're going to promise provide awareness to the <;tu - The Board of Pharmacy and the Health Service Pharmacy. "The Greek system has made to do the best we can," he said. improvements with the social "Things we can't do in a year, policy .. . We need to emphasize we want to get going on and being more responsible and then make sure they're con­ Student arrested for DWI doing more thii;igs for the tinued," said Desmarais. By Mary Tamer April 22. This is in relation co Hall. All were identified and community." At the same time, The Student Body Presiden­ UNH student Joseph R. an investigation concerning a will pay full costs for replace­ he added, these efforts need to tial election will be held on April Breakfield, 19, of Central Ave. DWI situation which had taken ment. recognized instead of ignored. 11 and 12. in Dover, was arrested and place earlier. Police investigating When asked about new Greek a noise charged with driving while University Police discovered complaint in Congreve on intoxicated last Thursday. He damage to the New England March 25 subsequently charged was released on $400 personal Center sign on March 25. One a resident with possession of recognizance bail and will be letter had been partially re­ marijuana and related parapher­ arraigned in Durham District moved from the sign. nalia. Court on April 11. Three students were appre­ Nine persons were charged Four students arrested for the hended by University Police on with unlawful possession of unlawful sale of alcohol are March 24 in reference to win­ alcohol over the weekend. scheduled to appear in cnmt on dows being broken in Alexander

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I Jenkins Court, Durham, NH I . PAGE FOUR THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 NTHESPOT What is one thing you feel UNH needs? . - . /

"More extracurricular activities "We are too split up as a student "They do not need pretty wom­ "Being a D. C.E. student and other than those offered at the body. (We need) a place where en, they are all around. The a commuter it would be nice to Mub. I feel the town does not students can meet. Maybe by university needs a big.statue have a larger commuter center offer a lot for the students." drawing students together we commemerating some of the where we would be able to leave would get rid of some of the greats, right in front of the books and other things during Renee Lindoe apathetic feelings on this cam­ Mub." the day. Parking is also a major pus." problem on this campus." Sophomore Mark Langlois Mark Roma Dana Chapman Bus. Admin. Sophomre Senior D.C.E. Nutrition Communications Undeclared

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Ma:cFever... you've seen it all over campus. Dozens of UNH professors, and hundreds of students have caught it. And if you aren't careful you will, too. What is it? That irresistable urge that you get to buy a Macintosh computer after using one.

How does MacFever spread? Two things help it: • Apple pays for half of the list price of your Apple peripherals -- up to $800-- if you buy before March 31, and...

• Apple's Loan-to-Own program makes it possible to buy your system with just your parents' signature.

MacFever is extremely contagious. A MacFest is coming up on March 23. If you don't _waf1:t to catch MacFever, just stay inside that day.

What are the symptoms of MacFever? Watch your friends who own Macs. They show them. They're all out skiing, planning their spring breaks, or shopping with the money they saved buying their new Mac. • Oh, the cure? Short of buying a Macintosh, there isn't one.

Get $150-250 Get $300-800 back on a Mac SE, back on a Mac II, depending on depending ; ...... on 1111111111111 configuration. configuration. (rtlH . . . (C! Un1vers1ty Technology Center ~~~~~ Thompson Hall, Room 14A (603) 862-1328 Open 9a.m.-3p.m., Monday - Friday . Some restrictions apply. Rebate amount varies with items purchased. Not all items applicable. Subiect avail b'l• "A I " d "Mac' h" . red trad ark 10 • • • pp e an mtos are reg1Ste em s of Apple Computer, Inc. :i a • ity. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 PAGE FIVE

Pigeons prove more :,~O_T~I_Cllal!E~S~_-~-- ~!!!!1!!!11111!1.. ~...... ---~ ACADF.MIC GREAT BAY FOOD COOP: We are a non-profit store selling high quality food for good prices. Plus than rats with wings DEADLINE FOR SUMMER UNDERGRADU­ our policies are set by the membershipw itht he ATE RESEARCH FELLOWSHIPS: Applications best interest of the consumer: you. Wednesdays, must be submitted to UROP, Hood House 209, Hubbard Hall Recreation Room, 4:30-7:30 p.m. By Terri Danisevich He suggests that possible by Friday, March 31. Information: 664-2589 or 749-9649. If world. leaders could only solutions may be accomplished escape from their immediate by the adoption of a momentum IS GRADUATE OR PROFESSIONAL STUDY DEMOCRATIC STUDENT ORGANIZATION: gratification attitude and bring of cooperation. Just as a short­ FOR YOU?: What is graduate school really like? Spring lecture series presents JOE KEEFE on New Economic Mess. Carroll Belknap the future into the present, term immediate satisfaction Current grad studnts will discuss the experience Hampshire's of attending graduate school and look at issues Room. March 30th 12:30-2:00 p.m. perhaps some level of peace breeds the increased hunger for to consider before deciding to pursue graduate study. more satisfaction, Nevin hopes could be obtained. Wednesday, March 29, 3-4 p.m., and Thursday, SUMMER HOUSING: The Department of Hous­ Humans, as well as pigeons that the pleasure of mutual March 30, 1-2 p.m., TASK Center, College Road. ing and Conferences offers residence hall and and other species, repeatedly satisfaction would create a de­ apartment style housing during the summer for choose immediate rewards in mand for more cooperation ATHLETICS AND RECREATION programs sponsored by university departments favor of greater, but delayed between nations. and organizations. Contact Valerie Randall-Lee benefits, according to John The short-term advantages LEARN HOW TO CANOE!: There are still spaces at 2120 or Michael Saputo at 1779. You may contact Nevin, UNH psychology pro­ of mutual cooperation can also available in Basic Canoeing - a half credit physical the Conference Office at 1922 to enlist their services for the marketing, registration, and fessor. result in long-term benefits. education class meets Monday, 2-5 p.m., room 11, in arranging Call 862-4295 for more information. dining arrangements of your program. Programs are not willing Benefits that could include NH Hall. Superpowers still wishing co make arrangements for this coming co invest in the uncertain future. peace. BENCH PRESS "REP OUT": Sponsored by Rec summer should concacr the above individuals as Even though both the cost and Gorbachev, he says, is trying Sports. To raise money for renovations and soon as possible. risk of arms build-up is high, to cooperate "like mad." But, improvements in rec/weight rooms. Monday, March the short-term feeling of secur­ instead of taking advantage of 27 to Friday, March 31, Merrimack Room, MUB, BIBLE STUDY: Join with others to explore the ity from increasing their nuclear this oporrunity, he believes, "the 7 to 9 p.m. $1 per lift attempt. scriptures and their meaning for our lives today. arm stores wins out. United States government is Thursdays, Waysmeet Protestant Student center, Nevin relates human psycho­ being a bit churlish in its failure CAREER 15 Mill Rd., 8 p.m. logical behavior to that of the to appreciate this valuable GRADUATE AND PROFESSIONAL SCHOOL INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE WORK­ pigeons he has extensively time." WORKSHOP: Choosing a Graduate or Professional SHOP: Guest teacher Marianne Taylor presents Although he doubts "human studied. In laboratory situations School, Considering attending a graduate or lively dances from around the world in an afternoon pigeons would repeatedly peck behavior has changed so rad­ professional school in your future? This Workshop workshop.- An evening party of open dancing and at a key they only had to hit once ically since mutually agreed will address such conserns as to go or not? If so, review follows. Beginners welcome, no partner in order to get a small bite of destruction," he believes it is where? and how to enhance your chances of necessary. Please wear soft-soled shoes. Sunday, food, instead of pecking at a imperitive the United States successfully getting in. Monday, April 3, Forum April 2, gymnasium, NH Hall, 2:30-5 p.m. different key that would give acts soon in working with the Room, Dimond Library, 3-4 p.m. (workshop), 7-10 p.m. (party), $4 at the door. a much larger amount of food Soviet Union for arms reduc­ SALE: Sponsored by UNH Italian Club. if pecked several times. tion. GENERAL BAKE Baked goods w/ Italian expresso (coffee), Tuesday, Humans, Nevin says, act in Nevin also says it is impor­ WOMEN'S COMMISSION: Looking for an en­ April 4, MUB Balcony Table #1, 10 a.m. to 3:30 educate the public about the same short-sighted way. The tant to thusiastic graduate student woman to serve a 2 p.m. pleasurable effect of an imme­ long term consequences of the year membership term. The Women's Commission diate reward can overshadow current apathy towards prob­ serves as an advisory and programming committee HEALTH the long-term results. He likens lems such as acid rain and for women's issues on campus. Meetings are twice the immediate satisfaction of pollution. Efforts such as simple monthly and members should expect a 10 hour OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Every Tuesday, smoking, and its long-term conservation would have a huge per month time commitment. Please call #1058 Conference Roum, second floor, Health Services, effects, to the problem of world positive effect in the future if for more information. 1-2 p.m. peace and other global issues. people were inspired to recycle FREE TAX HELP: VITA (Volunteer Income Tax ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Open to AA Individual countries are un­ more. Assistance) provides free tax help in the community. members and anyone who thinks they have a In collaboration with other willing to halt their build-up Volunteers help people with basic cax returns, drinking problem. Mondays-Fridays, Conference of arms, even though there is professors in different depart­ particularly elderly, handicapped, and non-English­ Room, Health Services, noon co 1 p.m. the possibility of serious con­ ments on campus, Nevin has speaking taxpayers. There is NO charge for this sequences such.as economic debt been working coward establish­ service. Tuesdays, and Thursdays, February 7 co ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS: Every and a nuclear winter. ing a War and Peace Studies April 13, Forest Park Office, 8:30 to 10:30 am and Friday, Conference Room, 2nd Floor, Health What is even worse, Nevin minor here at UNH. He is 6-8 pm., call 862-2742 for an appointment. Services, 1-2 pm. believes, is just as a pigeon will hoping it will be approved by ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS: Every peck faster and faster at the key next fall. WRITERS WORKSHOP: For anyone interested in workshopping their writing - Fiction, non-fiction, Friday, Conference Room, 2nd Floor, Health co get food at an increasing rate, Nevin encourages all those poetry. Fridays, Non-Traditional Student Center, Services, 1-2 p.m. interested co attend the monthly military action seems to develop 1: 30-3 pm. an escalating momentum. He series of lectures "Declaring MEETINGS calls this pattern "'behavior Peace: Past Strategies, Future TGIF PIZZA LUNCH: Join other non-traditional momentum." Once it starts, it Possibilities" to find out more students co share pizza. Relax at the end of the HORSEMAN'S CLUB MEETING: To make clinic is very hard to bring back under on the prospects of world peace. week with good company and good food. $1 per posters and order sweatshirts. Tuesday, March control. The Committee on War and slice. Every Friday, Non-Traditional Student Center, 28, Light Horse Barn classroom, 7 p.m. Nevin says it is disturbing to Peace Studies is also sponsoring 12-2 p.m. MEETING: Updates on note that the same efforts used a lecture on the question of arms 4-H CLUB MONTHLY club accivicees such as Little Royal, .LSA Volleyball in military "peace-keeping" control agreements on Wednes­ LESBIAN SUPPORT GROUP: Discuss common game, sheep clinic. Anyone invitedto join. Do not day, April attempts are the same as those 5. issues, experiences and problems in a friendly, need to have been a prior 4-H club member. u <;ecl for war. confidential atmosphere. Tuesdays, Resource Room, Saturday, March 25, Room 42, Hamilton-Smith, Health Services, 8:30 pm. 8:30 p.m.

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MUB PLANT SALE - Plants by Flora Ventures, Inc. of Newmarket. Strafford Room, MU:B, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. GERMAN FILM SERIES - "Mephisto." Room 4, Horton, 6:45 p.m. MATHEMATICS CAREER NIGHT - Panelists from Liberty Mutual Insurance Company, Sander Corportation, Mitre Coporation, State Mutual Assurance Company, and Oyster River High School will discuss their JObs and career opportunities in data processing, the actuarial field, teaching, statistics, and systems analysis. Room 1925, Elliot Alumni Center, 7 p.m. SLIDE PRESENTATION - Ash Eames, from the NH Central American Network will talk about his recent trip to El Salvador and why we keep seeing this country in the news. Room 127, Hamilton Smith, 7 p.m. FILM - "Heaven," about various conceptions of heaven. Forum Room, Dimond Library, 7:30 p.m. Admission is$ .50 WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29 MUB PLANT SALE - Plants by Flora Ventures, Inc. of The hill of slanted sleeping outside of the MUB. Sorry to wake you up, dude. (Emily Kelemen Newmarket. Strafford Room, MUB, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. photo) BIOTECHNOLOGY SEMINAR - "Current Activities and Implications of Biotechnology," Dr. Luther williams, National Institute of Health. Room 219, Barton Hall, 4 p.m. FACULTY LECTURE SERIES - "The Cold War: U.S./Soviet Relationssince 1917." Richard W. England, Associate Professor LIVE AN INTERNATIONAL EXPERIENCE of Economics. 1925 Room, Alumni Center, 7:30 p.m. Saint Louis University UNH DANCE THEATER - Annual Concert. Johnson -MADRID- Theater, Paul Arts, 10:30 a.m. and 7 p.m. AMfR/CAN EDUCATION WITH A PLUS THURSDAY, MARCH 30 UNDERGRADUATE COURSES: DEMOCRATIC STUDENT ORGANIZATION- Spring -Business Administration: Economics, JOIN OUR SUMMER PROGRAM: Lecture Series presents JOE KEEFE on New Hampshire's Accounting, Statistics, Finance. June 19- July 28 Economic Mess. Carroll-Delknap Room. 12:30-2:00 p.m. -Computer Science. ENJOY: Our highly qualified instruction -Communications: Advertising, Journalism, Individual attention. BIOTECHNOLOGY SEMINARS - "Control of Gene Ex­ Radio. Housing with Spanish families and pression: The Regulartory Roles of an Allosteric Enzyme -Hispanic Studies. -French, English, Spanish grammer. dorms. rn Bacteria," Dr. Luther Williams, National Institute of -Engineering. Group trips around Spain. Health, Forum Room, Library, 1 p.m. -TESOL: Teaching Eng. as a second language. PSYCHOLOGY COLLOQUIUM - "Toward a New Under­ -And thirty other choices_£,:. ., ; . standing of Scientific Change: Applying lnterfied Theory to the History of Psychology." BiflWoodward, Psychology, UNH. Room 101/102, Conant, 4-5 p.m. · UNH DANCE THEATER - Annual Concert.Johnson Theater, Paul Ats, 7 p.m. MUSO FILM - "Being There." Strafford Room, MUB, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Students $1, general $2. · INFO: C/ de la Vina, 3 -28003 MADRID Tel: 233 20323 or 233 2812 FRIDAY, MARCH 31 POLITICAL ECONOMY SERIES - Richard England (UNH, Economica), "Waste Emission, Environmenrar Quality, and the RAte of Profit." Room 206, McConnell, noon to 2 p.m. MUSO'S "WOODY ALLEN" FILM FESTIVAL - "Slee er," "The Purple Rose of Cairo," "Broadway Danny Rose," "Z~liz," and "Hannah and Her Sisters," Strafford Room, MUB. UNH DANCE THEATER-Annual Concert.Johnson Theater, Paul Arts, 8 p.m. SUBMIT INFORMATION TO THE OFFICE OF STU­ DENT ACTIVITIES IN THE MUB. CALL 862-1524 FOR FORMS & DEADLINES.

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ping, I finally got Out of bed and After a year of living at home revolve around cnasrng women. decided to go to class," Bombast and working less-than-fulfilling "I always try to get women i eeop '-14Lfl ! says, "and it was cancelled. So jobs, Bombast says he was ready I have no chance of getting, :!I I skipped another week." to try college again. He thought because it's irrational, much like for the Hungry Bombast, always striving to things might be different in life is," Bombast chuckles. Sunday, April 9th at 1 :00 be eloquent, adds, "That year California, where he hoped to Bombast says his favorite was a sordid affair, rife with find ambition and purpose like pick-up line is, "Hey baby, how PM altered states of consciousness." others before him had found would you like to take a dip in After his sophomore year, gold. He chose an expensive my gene pool?" Beginning & . Ending from Bombast says, he knew it was private college there as his Yesterday, Bombast says he the lawn between the time to get out of college, at least destination. drove three hours to find a girl MUB & Lot C for awhile. He went home co After being in California for he met in a bar a month ago. Massachussetts and started two days, Bombast knew he had Having only her first name and Walk either 4 or 10 miles. working "bonehead" jobs. made a mistake in coming back town of residence to go on, he Not surprisingly, Bombast to school. After two weeks managed co find her phone didn't have much luck finding number. (during which he got A's on his This year My Friends-' Place., interesting, well-paying em­ first round of tests), he stopped "Yeah, she was surprised ployment, which failed to bother attending classes. He stayed· in when I called her last night," a shelter in Dover for homeless people him. He worked for the Army his dorm for another month Bombast says as he sinks his will receive 20% of the Walk-'s proceeds. stuffing envelopes, worked for before he decided to come back fifth ball in a row. "Thankfully, a computer company sticking she didn't feel it necessary to to New Hampshire. Last year 300 people walked and raised jllj!I labels on floppy disks, and "When I left, I left without contact the police. Unfortunate- worked for a security firm saying goodbye to anyone, even 1y, people are often put off by over $7,000. ii/I// guarding a gate. Within the past my roommate," Bombast says. obsessive behavior." three years, he has held no less Bombast breaks the rack, send­ Although he has no ambition, that 17 different jobs, lasting ing balls careening around the no job and no college degree, from three months to three table. 'TH bet ·he's a little pissed Bombast feels his future is not Con:h:: :e:c::t:::ne ::::::~:,~::·dent i hours. •that I disconnected the phone entirely dismal. organization, or contact Gail, Paul, or Virginia l: "Work is highly unimportant and took it with me," he adds, "Strangely enough," Bombast at t: in the scheme of things," Bom­ grinning. says pensively, "I cannot shake WAYSMEET PROTESTANT STUDENT CENTER ;:::;: bast says, setting up the next this irrational feeling of great Bombast insists he was not 15 Mill Road 862-1165. ,:::=, rack of balls, "In fact, nothing responsible for his actions in promise. You could define it as .:.:.:.:.:.:.:::.·•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:❖:❖:❖:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•······'''' .• •:•:. ·······:·:·····. ···:·:·:::·:·::::. ::::::::::: ',::.:::::::::::::::::::::···::::::::::::::::.:.;.:.:.:.:. ·: •:.: ❖ ,·:::::·:. : • • •••• : : • • • • • • :•:: • • • • :::: ::,:,: is important in the scheme of California saying instead it was indefatigable hope, I guess." things." "all San Adreas' Fault". "It's much like the irrational • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••. . ''When it comes to work, or Now that he is once again out feeling you probably had that . . life in general," Bombast adds, Bombast says he has you were going to win this • • of college, .,,,,,. ______...... ,.·.···········•:•·: ::::::::::::::::::::::::,.,.,.,.,...... • w.•.• · .•. • . ..., ..•....• ••••• . "I guess I have an acute case of plenty of time to alternately game," Bombast tells me with hypergia phobia, the fear of vegitate and become obsessive. a snicker, as he pockets the responsibility." Most of his obsessive pursuits eight-ball and takes the game. ~ ..______H;A rf.: <~t 'HE '. NS t o~t (i . -• • Spring Specials • • ·• • Sculpture Nails $4000 (nail tips & overlay :• with Stephannie) • • Shampoo, Cut & Blow Dry $1200 • • Perms $3500 • • Colors $2500 • • Tan $5000 a month, no extra J hidden cost • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

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Eileen Malloy

Once again students feeling the inspiring, vivacious air of spring are baring their Bermuda shorts and bathing suits, cutting their classes and having some old-fashioned fun. And once again, aspiring young UNH politicians are hitting the campaign trail, vying for the corner office in the MUB. That is, the office of the Student Body President and SBVP. If you are a so called "MUB rat," you will be familiar with the names of all the candidates. Most likely you are not, but if -they have it their way, you soon will. I remember when I was a second semester freshman, having rarely stepped into the MUB or glanced at a newspaper, I was unaware that we even had a student government. I didn't even know who Sabre Clark was. I mean, who would have thought that there were students who actually volunteered their time in hopes of aiding the student body? It had to have been a crock. So last ~pring when elections came around, I took the ATTENTION STUDENTS: responsibility of being a student senator, representing my residence hall. Expecting extreme lameness, I went to my . first meeting, only to find my ideas proven wrong. M.ACRO What was this all about? They want me to join a council? They couldn't be serious. Office hours?! C'mon, they had SALE to be kidding. To top it all off, 1·was informed that the weekly senate meetings sometimes lasted more than five hours! Your student ID entitles you to take 10% off · What were they thinking of? How did they get so out of r;zi anything in our store--- clothing, jewelry, . hand? accessories. If something you want is already But now I don't feel the same way. I actually will admit, on sale, take an additional 1 0% off the sale that, yes, being a student senator is something I'm happy price. Offer good for the entire mohth of March. I chose to do. You may not believe it, but those five hour meetings can be entertaining. It's not everyday you get to decide the fate of 10,000 students. WHOLLY Think about that. The Student Senate helps shape your college career. So when you hear a knock on your door_ and open it, finding yourself in the company of some SBP MACRO! and SBVP hopefuls, don't just say hello. If I were you I· would ask them a few questions, you know, bring up some issues, 17 Ceres St. 436-8887 talk a bit. They probably would be excited to see that there Portsmouth, NH are students out there who care about the future of this university. But, of course, I'm not you. OPEN EVERY DAY Eileen Malloy is the News Brief Editor for the The New Hampshire.

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On the other side of the world, the Soviet as the Supreme Soviet. Meeting twice a ministry, a high hurdle, but, in light of the Union has tak~n a major step toward a year, it is supposed to be more responsive recent atmosphere in the USSR, not nearly democratic idealogy by holding their most to public issues than the present Supreme inconceivable. The exchange program will open elections in over 70 years. Soviet. The congress will also elect a head offer a valuable chance for students from Of the USSR's $184 million eligible of state, or President, most likely Mikhail opposite worlds to share the other's lifestyle voters, over 80 percent went voluntarily S. Gorbachev.* first-hand. Also, a satellite dish may to the polls. They selected 1,500 represen­ The elections were considered a trium­ eventually be- hooked up so students tatives from the 2,895 candidates running phant step by leader Gorbachev and a studying the USSR at UNH can experience for the new Congress of People's Deputies. fascinating new prospect by the Soviet Soviet television first-hand. This cultural Though most of the candidates were from people. Reports of bewildered citizens over­ intermingling has been forever in arriving the Communist Party--which formally ran whelmed by this new freed9m of choice and provides an incredible opportunity for candidates unapposed for seats--only 384 is delightful for advocates of perestroika. students to expand their education. constituencies had just one candidate to On this side of the world, our college In retrospect, both our small corner of chose from. has also taken an expansive step. Projected the universe and the USSR has seen The 1,500 seats, representing two-thirds for the fall of 1990, UNH will offer an demonstrations of two very different levels of the new congress, are filled by contested exchange program for the fall and spring of refreshing openess this week. It is quite public elections. The new Congress of semesters with the Soviet Union. Previous­ a change, and quite wonderful examples People's Deputies will convene annually, ly, the program was only offered in the of progressions towards a peaceful coex­ electing 542 members from its ranks to summer and one of three in the nation. istence. make up a two-house legislature known Pending 1s approval by the Soviet * figures quoted from The N ew York Ti,m es.

Dorm I If President H aaland does get his for a housing complex is not simply U nviers'ity develop a master plan Dorm II way against the wishes of the said To the Editor: To the Editor: a "site selection." It is a decision before implementing such a mo­ committee, professors, students, Dear President Haaland and UNH As an UNH alumna that will inevitably, as with all mentous choice. I urge you and all I am writing and alumni, my husband and myself Board of Trustees: in protest of the decision by Pres­ development, lead to more and the trustees to act on behalf of all have no choice but to revoke our As a UNH alumnus, local res­ ident Haaland in more construction of buildings and those who attend and enjoy the opposition to the support from UNH in the past as ident, and business owner I'm wishes of the parking lots on spaces now open University of New Hampshire as Ad Hoc Site Review students and recommending shocked and saddened to learn of Committee this and undistrubed. How far from an institition whose character as well as many other school to others and in the future the recent decision to locate the concerned students, professors, campus will the hiker, the rider, reflects and recognizes agrarian and contributing alumni. proposed new dorm on the reser­ alumni to the bird watcher, and the student values. Let us not stand by and watch build a 600 bed complex Sincerely, vior site west of A lot. To proceed on the reservoir site. seeking solitude have to go? as a lovely and unique part of the I desagree as Giovanna Lepore Roll with this action without a thorough an individual with We need the trustees to speak. campus becomes a mass of concrete this plan on five Class '76 master plan for this entire area main points. I attended We need them to step in and put and steel. UNH in cc: Ms. Cotton Cleveland would be a tragic mistake, changing the 70's as a a halt to Presdient Haalnad's Yours truly, transfer student Ms. Claire Van U mmersen the nature of the University as it's choosing this University because unilateral decision making. Let the Kay Oppenheimer Mr. Steve Taylor been known since its inception. of the small campus and academic Open space on campus has essential choices. Here I participated President Gordon Haaland .------. in Foster's Daily Democrat intrinsic value, and it's clear that equine studies, animal science, and Manchester Union Leader the agricultural programs, which art. In spite of the comment that add such rich diversity to the Mr. Haaland feels agriculture is a The New Hampshire university community, will never " declining industry" I make my Dorm Ill survive off campus. The excellent living in this profession. To the Editor: equine program, as well as the Not only is the JOANNE MARINO, Editor-in-Chief reservoir site Dear Ms. Cleveland, general rural atmosphere of the utilized by the equine studies After months of opposition from campus, was what attracted me to department. When I took an ROBERT C. DURLING, Managing Editor KRISTIANNE SUDOL, Managing Editor orni­ the university community and UNH in the first place, though I thology course, we took observa­ SUSAN FLYNN, News Editor KAREN HAMILTON, News Editor against the advice of the Review was an out-of-stater at the time. tions and classifications of birds BRIAN BRADY, Sports Editor MICHAEL C. STINSON, Sports Editor Committee he himself formed, I've now lived in the area for over in this area. SHARON DONOVAN, Photo Editor President Haaland has decided he MICHAEL PARNHAM, Photo Editor ten years, continuing to enjoy the Being a transfer student I had alone knows best. He knows how DEBORAH HOPKINS, Arts Editor BESS FRANZOSA, Arts Editor campus, especially the agricultural little choice but to live off campus. priorities should be ordered for the DENISE BOLDUC, Advertising Manager GAIL ROBERTSON, Forum Editor aspects. Visitors from all over the This was an inconvenience mostly future of thousands of students, and country to whom I've given tours due to transportation and poor he knows what is important. BRIAN MCCABE, Business Manager of UNH almost invariably express parking facilities on campus . Which Unfortunately, what he considers great admiration for the barns, brings me to my next point. Why least important are the presence greenhouses, horticulture farm, and is more housing being proposed? of elements most crucial to all of Advertising Aaaoclates Production Assistant Sports Reporters related open spaces. I regretfully Is it so UNH whose Debbie Donohoe classes were us in an increasingly Eileen Malloy David Aponovich admit that it may not be reasonable urbanized Parke Madden Staff Reporters Chris Benedek overcrowed in the 70's can accept Sarah Minnoch to world: the proximity of quiet Jay Kumar Kevin Connelly oppose ALL growth west of the more high paying out Asst Business Mgr. Alex Berger of state spaces; the existence of domestic Naomi Elvove tracks, but extremely careful and students? What will happen to the Kim Werderman News Reporters Ward D. Fraser animals in our midst; the study of Circulation Mgr. Bryan Alexander Heather Grant well thought out planning MUST quality of education in this over­ David Virnelli Dana Blake those animals for a multitude of Tyche Hotchkiss be done first, in order to insure that crowed situation? Asst Circulation Mgr. lshi Burdett William Juris purposes as an integral - not Greg Pariseau Herman Ejarque Liz Lerner the charact~r of this valuable part As I travel through and around Graphic Managers Kathleen Haley peripheral - part of university life. Chris Moran of the campus remains intact for the Durham area, I see how devel­ Marie Garland Mike Gerbino J. Russell Pabst I am not, strictly speaking, part Lisa Hamel Mike Guilbault Todd Shaw many generations to come. As a opment has devastated the open Graphic Assistants Ellen Harris of the "university community." I Editorial Cartoonist concerned alumnus who supports spaces in a very short time span. Christine Anne Barry Rich Kelley Christopher Willis live in Strafford, a twenty-five Rebecca Crepeau Peter Keravich Cartoonists and participates in many ongoing I feel it is the responsibility Deanna Ford Michelle Keyworth of a minute drive from Durham. Yet Michael F. Dowe activities at the university, I urge state educational institution to set Matt Labrie Neal McCarthy Jeff Harris when my husband and I moved here Jennifer Long Steve McEvoy John Hirtle you with all my heart to reconsider a good exam pie to all of Josephine MacMillan Sarah Minnoch New from Washington, D.C., five years Kurt Krebs your decision before an unrightable Hamphsire by preserving open Joann Searle Scott Nelson Dick Sawyer ago, we chose to live as close as we News Brief Editor Kalilyn Randall Technical Supervisor wrong is committed. Surely, there space. Eileen Malloy could, given a commute to Concord, Mat Sanner Rachel Levin are other options which will entail Lastly I find it vague why Pres­ On-the-Spot Editor Tim Thornton Copy Editors to the University. Since then we Caroline Bucklin Arta Staff Reporters Angelique Devi far less damage than using the ident Haaland feels the soccer field Photographers have enjoyed the many activities Arthur Lizie Jody Pratt reservior site. Let's work together area can't by utilized for housing. Bryan Alexander Marc A. Mamigonian Kristen Waelde offered on campus, including cul­ Tim Farr Arts Reporters Typists & Copy Readers to preserve the western part of That area already has power and Ben Frazier tural, sports and equine events. I Pano Brooks Kris Bowen campus to the greatest extent roads. Students can walk to classes Emily Kelleman Rob Corser Marcy Bryant have, to a minor extent, participated Brian Lyons Tom Ireland Caryl Calabria possible, so that future members without worrying about transpo­ Neal McCarthy in UNH's riding program. The Patrick Jonsson Rachel Levin of the university community, as well ration and parking. How is this Stacey Murga Tiffany Lewis Justin Mccarter program's quality is such that I Jody Pratt Justin Mccarter Nancy Ogrodowczyk as all the residents of New Hamp­ more expensive than developing seriously doubt any other major John Turner Dave Pizzo shire, may enjoy it as much as I have. an inaccessible Stephen Utaski area to all of the university's can compare. · Sincerely, above? Holly Zirkle The selection of the reservoir site class of '75 r t I I ' J I I I ., _ I •

Surprise! It's LAPHOS! LAPHOS

Corey and Corey: How we adore ye!

Editor's Note: Here's a sneak preview for guys have been.real busy lately. you, the home reader. Our crack staff of Haim: Yeah. sanitation redistributors managed to procure Feldman: Right. this classified document from Rupert Mur­ Davidson: So how does it feel to be international doch's personal Glad Lawn Bag. It's the sex symbols? transcript to a brand new Fox TV show, Haim: Well, dude, you know, it's like we have "Biography," hosted by artiste extraordinaire to fight off chicks all the time, but• John Roman (their words, not ours). You Feldman:-we can deal with it, you know. know, the guy who does the "Biography" strip Davidson: I can relate, though, guys. I remember in the Sunday Globe comics? Well, now he's back in '7 4 when I was a regular on "Love American got his own show, vying for the hotly con­ Style." Chicks and booze all over. Sometimes tested 3 a.m. time slot with "LIVE with Regis booze all over the chicks. Then there were the and Kathy Lee." Let's check it out, shall we? groupies that followed me everywhere. From "The John Davidson Show" to "That's Incredible" to Roman: Hi there, folks. My name is John Roman, "Hollywood Squares." I wonder where all those and I'd like to welcome you to the debut of brazen hussies are now. I wonder if they ever Biography. This out-of-the-ordinary talk show think about ol' John "You Can Call Me Zimmy" is based on my enormously popular Sunday comic Davidson. But anyway, what's this deal with the strip, also entitled "Biography," which gives you 900 numbers where members of your adoring an inside look at all your favorite stars: Pia Zadora, public can call you guys? Whitesnake, Ratt, Jim Brown, The Beatles, River Haim: Well, they're coming out along with Dream Phoenix, McLean Stevenson, William Hurt, Bono, a Little Dream, so we can make some extra cash. am:\ of course, Motley Crue. Before we bring out Feldman: And get chicks. Ha. the guests, let me introduce my good friend and Davidson: Now, do you guys actually have to personal guru, our host, the lovely, l9vely John man these phones or what? Davidson. (loud applause) Haim: No man, it's a recording. Davidson: Hi, everyone. Like my new 'do? (twirls Feldman: It is? around slowly to show off thoroughly-moussed Haim: Yeah, and one lucky caller will win the fugitives, one white, one black. hair that is standing straight up on one side) actual t-shirt that I wore in A Night In the Life Davidson: Which one of you will play Thanks, thanks. the black Well, what my buddy John is of Jimmy Reardon. character? trying to tell you is that this will be a daringly Feldman: Hey, man, that wasn't you, that was Feldman: Well, I've got black hair now, so that's different and quite shocking kind of talk show. River Phoenix. Get it right, dude. kind of close. It's gonna be different, though. I I'll interview our guests, while John will simul­ Haim: Yeah. Whatever. play like a big skateboard dude and Corey's like taneously draw a humoungous, incredibly life• Davidson: The new movie is really great, guys. some rad punker who I don't like 'cause he cracked like portrait of them. Including those great baby especially I like your new hair colors and earrings. my trucks, and we get chained together. It's kinda pictures we all know and love. (loud applause) It reminds me of my days as a club singer. Boy, the same, but wicked '80s, you know. Well, without further ado, let's bring out our pulse­ those Vegas days were wild. More babes than Haim: We're also doing some voices for the new pounding premiere superstars. Um, John, why you can shake a stick at, and don't think that "Gilliga~ Island Babies" cartoon. I'm don't you going to run over to your paints and canvas? I didn't. Geez, I miss those days. be Gilligan. Roman: Okay, John. Seeya! Haim: Thanks. Yeah, we had a lot of fun making Feldman: Me too. Davidson: These two gentlemen are among the the movie. I really like working with Corey, 'cause, Haim: No man, you're the professor. hottest young stars in showbiz firmament. Please next to me, he's about the most righteous dude Davidson: One more question, guys. give a hearty How old Fresno welcome to Corey Haim I know. I spent three hours getting my hair dyed are you? and Corey Feldman! (thunderous applause) Now, black and stringy like this, and· Haim: I'm 33. as you all know, the two Coreys are one of the Feldman: Um, Corey, I'm the one with the black, Feldman: No, I am. You're 37. hottest comedy duos since Hope and Crosby, stringy hair. Yours is carrot red. Haim: Yeah, that's right. Rowan and Martin, Martin and Lewis, and even Haim: Oh yeah. Sorry. I was the one in Stand Davidson: Well, that's great. Now I'm going to Reynolds and Deluise. Their latest project is By Me, right? ask you guys to move down one seat so I can bring Dream a Little Dream, in which they play a couple Feldman: No, man. That was.River Phoenix. out our next guest. He's another hot young star of wacky high school rebels who party and get I think you're losing it, dude. Too much partying who's cemented his place in the showbiz pantheon. chicks. I saw this film, and it took me back to down. Yes, I'm talking about Axl Rose of the hot young my crazy years as a teenster. Last year, they were Haim: Hey, man, no such thing. musical group Guns N' Roses. in the C'mon out here, uproarious License to Drive, in which they Davidson: That's great. Hey, let's see how John Axil played a couple of nutty high school rebels who Roman is doing with the life-size painting of you Rose: Hi. steal cars, party and get chicks; and also in Lost guys. That looks really great, John. You know, Feldman: Cool, man. We think you guys are Boys, where they played a couple of kooky high from here, I can't tell which of you is which. Hmm. awesome, especially like that song "Every school rebels who Rose fight vampires but, alas, don't Which one of you is the one that looks like River Has Its Thom." get any chicks. Corey Haim also had his own TV Phoenix? Say guys, what was it like to work with Haim: No, man, that's Poison. Get it right. show for a while, with the guy who played Paulie Jason Robards? Davidson: Ax! and the boys have set the rock in the "Rocky" movies; and Corey Feldman has Haim: He wouldn't talk to us. He said we were, world ablaze with their album Appetite for been in Stand By Me, The 'Burbs, The Cioonies we were- Construction. They\1e- and countless other cinematic milestones. Before Feldman: -useless, teenybopper losers with no Rose: Um, that's Appetite for Destruction, John. we start, I just want to know one thing; do you concept of decent acting or integrity. Or something Davidson: Oh. Damn cue cards. Anyway, they've guys get so many babes just because your name like that. had two top 10 singles with "Sweet Child O' Mine" is Corey? What I'm getting at is, would it be worth Davidson: So what are you guys working on now? and "Paradise City." Y'know, "Sweet Child 0' my while to change my name? Because, quite Haim: Well, we're trying to go for some serious Mine" kinda sounds like my cover of Cher's frankly guys, the spark hasn't been there for me roles now. We're working on a remake of The lately. But enough of my problems. Wow, you Defiant Ones, you know, the movie about two Continued, page Chico MARCH, ALMOST APRIL, 1989 PAGE GROUC~O Ruh-roh: the story of Scooby ) Most Americans are familiar with Scooby Doo, rittle roddamn reavier on the rakeup! A re you the comical character who was the star of his insane? Rao me up right! I'm the ruckin' renter own series for several years on ABC. But many of ris row!" are unaware of the dog behind the dog, the Yes, at that time Bubba still was the center tormented actor whose portrayals drove him into of the show. But the writing was on the wall. The a twisted world of madness and substance abuse. final mistake he made occurred when the Harlem The dog everyone knows as Scooby Doo was Globetrotters guest-starred on one episode. born Sandy, in a big southwestern Oklahoma Bubba showed up for work in a daze, and after field sometime in the sixties. Sandy, while still Meadowlark Lemon made a wisecrack, Bubba just a pup, realized that acting was what he was shoved him down a flight of steps and screamed, cut out for; ripping apart garbage bags was just "Rou're rot runny! I'm the runny rone here!" Then not his idea of a career. Sandy made it to he began running around in circles, biting his Hollywood when he was two, and, after changing tail and screaming at Curly Neal, "Row some rair! his name to Bubba, grabbed a few bit roles in Row some rair!" The Mod Squad and Dragnet. But it was his hilarious To the producers of the show, this was more fill-in for the aging Astro on The Jetsons th.at than they could tolerate. They brought in a grabbed the agents' eyes. Before he knew it, Bubba newcomer, Tina Yothers, to play the opposite was thrust into the spotlight as the star of Scooby gender role of Scrappy, Scooby's new nephew, . Dao. Scooby, as Astro, with cheJerson family. with the intention of phasing the character of At first, Bubba could deal with the pressures Scooby right out of the show. Bubba was incensed Rou're rothing! I'm Rooby Roo! I'm the rig star of his job. As his journal indicated, though, he at this move. He charged into the producer's office of ris row! I'm Rooby Roo! I am Rod!" did have some minor conflicts with the other and ranted, "Where the hell did this character · Fortunately for all involved, the show actors. was come from? Whose son is he? Why doesn't he cancelled and the misery was ended. The other Jan. 21 -- We've been filming for a few weeks have to speak ·with this dumb accent that I have? actors managed to grab.new roles; Velma, for now, and I'm still having some problems with the And why does every criminal we capture blame instance, who was portrayed by Roseanne Barr, accent. I'm never sure if I should say, 'Scooby snacks' 'those meddling kids'? Why not, 'that interfering put on 150 pounds and started her own show, or 'Rooby racks' or 'Scooby racks' or what. The guy dog?"' The producers tried to placate him, telling and Tina Yothers easily switched from her role who plays Shaggy seems to be a heavy acid-user, him he was still the head honcho, but Bubba as Scrappy to that of Jennifer Keaton, the facially and his hygiene leaves much to be desired. The snapped and slipped into his Scooby persona, disadvantaged star of Family Ties. For Bubba, actor playing Fred is always preening. Once I saw shouting, "Rou're roddamn right! I'm the star the cancellation served to jolt him into a realization him in his dressing-room with a cars<::£ and nylons rere! Rit's my row! Rit's ramed rafter me!" of his own problems. He finally went crawling on. Danger-prone Daphne is a knockout. I wonder Bubba began to deteriorate. Still smarting from on his feet and knees to the actor portraying what she thinks about me, and about our age and Daphne's rejection, he started dating Love Boat Shaggy, and in a poignant moment, cried his species di//erences. star Lauren Tewes, and with her spiraled ever familiar, "Relp, Raggy!" Shaggy wisely enrolled The last thing mentioned in the journal entry downward into the world of drugs and heavy him in a detox program. Bubba's proved long decline to be a major factor in Bubba's eventual eating. He began calling his hourly supply of heroin was halted. downfall. He chased after Daphne relentlessly his 'Rooby Rack'. Now the former superstar is back in Oklahoma, in the first few years, and as she constantly rejected The show's ratings diminished with his ability. tending to his parents' ranch. In a recent interview, him, he turned to heroin for solace. Soon, he would He no longer was physically able to do the riotous he mentioned that he'd had a few acting jobs since show up for taping strung out on smack, and would pratfalls that were his trademark, and he ques- . his detoxification, including a continuing role flub his lines with alarming regularity. And worse tioned the director's every move. The actor who under the pseudonym Kirk Cameron in Growing still, he began to be unable to distinguish his own played Shaggy attempted to save Bubba from Pains. Other than that, he said he was just relaxing personality from that of the character he played, himself, but Bubba would have none of it. Once and "spraying my scent on a few trees." as this tape of a dressing room conversation he yelled at Shaggy, "I like the way I am! Look "I've had an up-and-down life," reveals. said Bubba. at you. You're a bum! You've worn those same "But I think the rough days are finally over." "Okay, Billy, a little heavier on the makeup. A hippie clothes for ten years now. Rou're a robody! -by Bob Durling

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CJ UJm/ tk rlesk of: TAYBACK LIVES Barf Liptorn START AGENT TO THE STARS HERE NBC's "Free Cheese" Wednesdays 8:00-11:00 EST To: Vic Tayback In this succulent laugh banq·uet, Vic .Tayback, former star of TV's Alice, Re: New series proposals sets the table for laughs and romance as the tough but tender Marc Muenster. Tayback, in his first role requiring an ounce of talent, has a job giving Listen Vic babe, I know most of the world still adores you as Mel government subsidized cheese away to old people. Just imagine the insanity Sharpels, the wacky fry daddy from TV's Alice, but as both your agent that ensues as the outlandish octogenarians match wits against Muenster and a close personal friend, I think it's time that you begin to think as they try to get more then their USRDA's worth of "free cheese!" Benji about revitalizing both" your critically acclaimed thespitanical talents co-stars as Muenster's little robotic canine helper with the heart of gold and the quickly setting sun of our financial horizons. I feel that it who delivers cheese to the homebound. would be in our best inter.~sts if you see fit, once again, to harvest In the pilot episode, "Smelt Rarebii," Muenster goes. one on one with the golden bounty of the dramatic vine and stomp it into a luscious Bob Keeshan (formerly beloved as America's Captain Kangaroo), a fiesty and sellable wine of the most delectable vintage. Vic, babe, what old gent who insists on getting two packages of Velvetta this month! Also, I'm saying is that you need a job or we're going down. And fast. Do in a surprising subplot, the cast of Golden Girls meets up with the cast · you have any idea what it costs to keep you in Pop-Tarts? We fly of Cocoon and the two groups argue about who has sexier varicose veins. in a case from Battle Creek everyday just for you, babe. Now, I'm The laughs are so fast and furious in "Free Cheese" that the audience won't not upset here, don't get me wrong; I'm just making a point of a viable even notice the show's three hour running time. A sure winner! economic fact: ·you're in the red. OK, so don't sweat it Jumbo (a little joke), I've got things .under WTBS's "Classroom of Life" Mondays 8:53-9:36 TST (Turner Standard control. I've got a stack of scripts that would reach up to your ever­ Time) lovin' double chins and they're sizzlin' (the scripts, not your chins). In this hilarious chortlefest Vic Tayback, former star of TV's Alice, plays Being the busy man that you are, I know you don't have time to give Denny Dover, a Chicago cop who goes undercover· as a student to unlock a read-through to every one, so please find enclosed synopses of the age old riddles of racial and social injustice at Mayor Daley High School. script proposals that the honeys down at development have prepared The show will give Tayback the opportunity to once again prove the elasticity and that I; as your agent, feel would most benefit us as a team. Let of his acting talents as he must lose two hundred pounds and thirty years me know what you think. We'll do lunch. to give authenticity to his schoolboy role. Just imagine the rollicking educational fun as local toughs pull switchblades on Denny and force him to join in their highly illegal but always comical extortion schemes! In the pilot episode "Undeniably Denny," in a Nabokovian twist, student Denny falls for Ms. Camden, (Shelley Long), the fiesty and vivacious but grossly underpaid English teacher. This leads to an outrageous showdown as Denny confronts the stern school superintendent with a heart of gold (McLean Stevenson) in an attempt to secure a raise for the sinuous Ms. ABC's "... And They're Off!" Tues. 8:30-9:00 EST Camden. In a deeper plot intrigue sure to please kids of all ages, Tayback In this wacky comedy of equestrian proportion, Vic Tayback, former will showcase his singing skills as Denny enters the student talent show star of TV's Alice, plays Mack Sharpton, a down-on-his-luck jockey at as the A-1 Rapper, Kool Whamma-Jamma Beat-box Love-U-2-Much. Tyakangaroo Downs racetrack. As a result of a freak cranial transfusion, "Classroom of Life" is a hilarious and surely controversial portrayal of Mack and his trusty horse Boogie Wonderland have switched brains. Of the decrepitude of the American educational system in the eighties! A sure course, as luck would have it, every time Mack opens his mouth, he whinnies! · winner! Mack is constantly antagonized by the lording stable manager Sandtrap, played by the recently detoxed Drew Barrymore, of the famed acting PBS's "Suicide Club" Fridays 8:00-9:00 p.m. EST Barrymores. In this sidesplitting farce, Vic Tayback, former star of TV's Alice, plays In the pilot episode, "Hoof In Mouth," Mack finally gets a date with 9elores Evald Ekstrom, the troubled but jolly director of a suicide hotline center · (Lisa Hartman), the curvaceous popcorn vendor at "The Downs," on the on the brink of financial ruin. Other show regulars include: Anna Andersson same night he promised Boogie Wonderland he'd tighten her bridle. Sandtrap (Liv Ullmann), a giddy but deeply disturbed frequent caller with a heart catches on to Mack's madcap scheme. Just imagine the raucous goings­ of gold who suffers from a combination Elektra complex/Willard Scott on as Mack tries to get out of this one! Johnny Bench, formerly of TV's fixation; Sara Sjunstrom (Joyce DeWitt), a sensitive and caring co-worker the Baseball Bunch, has a recurring role as Flint Butterball, the slightly of Evald's who occasionally lets her zany side show through to the desperate schizophrenic stable owner with a heart of gold. A sure winner! incoming calls; and Oskar Oland (Jack Klugman), the slightly-touched local bakery owner who often trades off crullers for evidence of the existence of God. Just imagine the bedlam as Evald and his pals accept incoming calls from the mentally ill! In the giggle-ridden pilot episode, "Evald Confronts Death," Evald engages Death (Redd Foxx) in a metaphysical, epistemilogical and down-right transplendent conversation which ultimately leads to the breakup of his marriage and the engagement of his daughter to a bowl of linguine. In a related incident, Anna and Oskar discuss the effect of the medieval translations of the Oedipus trilogy on the making of croissants. "Suicide Club" will mark the American television directing debut of Sweden's famed director Ingmar Bergman. A sure winner! ·

Vic and Norm pose as vehicles in "Plumber's Helper.". CBS's "Plumber's Helper" Sundays 9:30-10:00 EST This ~odern day comedy-of-errors pits the goofball overbite of Norman /'The Ropers" Fell against the screwball love handles of Vic Tayback, former :star of TV's Alice, in a laugh riot sure to unclog the whole family. Vic and iNorm star as Butch and Leo, a couple of antagonistic down-on-their-luck iplumbers looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Their fortune !arrives one day in the form a darling infant named Judy (Nell Carter), who iis mysteriously left on their doorstep. The hilarity takes a Chekovian twist · when the boys discover that their newfound bundle of joy is actually a11i 'alien from the planet Methadone who possesses mystical, magical powers. Just imagine the crazy crack-ups as these two misanthropic wrench-wielders plunge their way into America's hearts. In the pilot episode, "Sewer To Please," Butch and Leo's plumbing expertise is desperately required by wealthy ingenue Penelope Billington-Hollingsworth! (Erin Morc~n, last seen loving Chachi).-Unfortunately, she lives in Beverly Hills, a far cry from their humble abode in Yonkers. But with the help of their astral pal Judy, who turns them into a brand new Volvo 740 Turbo Wagon and trailer motor boat, their day is made. And so is Penelope's! Follow their far-out cross-country adventures and their futile attemptJ to turn themselves back into plumbers once they clean the hair out of Penelope's traps. A sure winner! -By Ric Dube, Jay Kumar, Arthur Lizie, Marc Mamigonian I J FREDRIC MARCH, 1989 PAGE CHICO • Still angry!! • -Coreys •• "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves." Have you guys • been pillaging my vast catalog of hits? Ha ha, just COMMENTARY kidding there. So, is Axl Rose your real name, by Finster Q. McKay • or did you just change it to protect your family? Well, spring is in the air, the buds are popping You'd expect the guy who sells peanuts outside • Rose: Well, no. up out on the elms, and all the pet presents that Fenway Park to be called Conway Twitty, not • Davidson: So what is it? the Miller's pooch left behind last fall are starting a country and western singer. Come to find out, • Rose: I can't really say, man. Y'know, it's part to defrost. Not that the dog doings bother me it isn't even his real name! Why on God's green • of my rock n' roll mystique. much because the old honker ain't what it used earth would anyone change their name to Conway • Davidson: Oh, come on. Please? to be way back when. Why, when I was younger, Twitty? I asked Tank about this, and what do • Rose: Okay. It's really Harold Serozynski. There, and mighty handsome the missus tells me, I come to find out, but Tank isn't his real name! • you satisfied? although I don't mean to blow my own horn (horn I was in foxholes with this guy! I guess if I ever • Davidson: Yes. Boy, no wonder you changed - honker, get it? Ha ha ha, a little humor), I could thought about it, Tank would be a stupid name it! What a goofy name! So tell me, Harold, is it smell a petunia at fifty paces without batting a for a little baby, but then so is Finster. But that's • true that you guys never shower when you're nostril. Whatever that means. what my parents named me, God rest their souls, • out on tour? Anyways, what I was s·aying is it's spring and and it's good enough for me. But who am I to tell • Rose: Hey, man, smell for yourself. Babes go I'm pleased as punch that winter has once again people how to run their lives? • crazy for guys who don't shower. hidden its ugly head beneath the whispy vespers But whoo-boy was I ever tempted last week .• Davidson: Maybe I should try that. Hmm. Well, of the north wind. Verily, the first verdant shoots George, that's the son-in-law for those of you • Hal, let's get together and do a duet. Even though of Mother Earth are surfacing with the swift and who have been dozin' like I tend to do when I • I showered today, I think I can still get down and gentle passion of a happy Poseidon. Sorry about read those Russian books in the can. We couldn't • dirty with you. Do you know "Oh, Mein Papa?" my sudden verbosity, as the wife calls it, like she's read in the foxholes with all the gunfire and the • Vinny, bring out the mikes. Noah Webster or something, but I've been reading Kaiser shooting his big mouth off. Anyway, George • Rose: Maybe later, dude. I have to have my steroid the Reader's Digest condensed of some Russian and Julia, that's the daughter, are going to have • shots before I sing. That's how I get my voice Commie with a long name I couldn't pronounce a little bundle of joy. I don't know why they're • so low. for all the tea in China and I tend to talk to much . called that, bundles of joy that is. I remember • Davidson: Okay, we'll jam at a club later. So when I read those books. They always stack up when Julia was born, she was ugly as ol' Scratch how's the tour going? in the john, you kriow. The books, not the himself. She looked like an old boxing glove, like • Rose: Hey, great. Sex, drugs and sex. And drugs. Commies. That's where you get your best reading most newborns do. 'Spect I did myself, but hell, • And rock and roll. And sex. done, I always say. I says it all the time. Just ask we all grow out of it. Except Tank, that is. Ha! • Feldman: Awesome, man. Tank. Tank's a good egg as far as you can toss him, • Davidson: I know. I toured nursing homes and Come to think of it, I don't even know if not that I've ever tried. He knows I'm just pullin' • bingo parlors last year with "Hollywood Squares." Commies go to the john. Back in the Big One, his leg, not that I've ever tried that either. Geez, • Wow, what a trip. Me and Jm. J. Bullock ran wild that's Double-U, Double-U Two, I never did see I'd hate to think what Tank would do if I really • with the women. Whew! Good thing we practiced one of them pinko krauts go to the latrine. Not did pull his leg. I was in the war with Tank. I saved • safe sex! that we ever saw any of them in the South Pacific. his life in Normandy. It wasn't anything heroic, • Rose: Huh? Makes you wonder, doesn't it? It makes me I don't mean you to think that I threw myself on • Davidson: So Harold, what can we expect from wonder. In fact, I used to sit up nights in the a grenade or something crazy like that. I just talked • Guns N' Roses in 1989? barracks saying "I wonder if the Krauts ever go him out of eating some creamed chicken that • Rose: We'll have a new album out in September, to the latrine or if they just explode later in life." turned out to be poisoned. Pretty sad world when • to go along with our GNR Lies LP. The album's I never did figure that one out, although I still you can't even eat some creamed chicken, but gonna be called Sex because that's what we like haven't heard about a lot of exploding Germans, I could tell it wasn't right 'cause it smelled like • to do. so I guess I was wrong. Not that I saw any Germans the stuff my mother, God rest her soul, used to • Davidson: Great. What about the charges from during the war. Me and the wife went on a vacation make from last week's leftovers. Of course I • the PMRC that you guys are sexist, racist, to Germany once but the food didn't agree with already told you about how good my honker used • obnoxious, stupid and unhygenic? me. Sour krauts. Ha, another little joke. Still, tobe. • Rose: Shit man, they suck. it's good to think about these things, now that So anyways, you'd think a young couple excited • Davidson: Well said, Harold. I feel for you. Back I'm retired. about the pitter-patter of little feet would be' able • in '69, I opened for Steve and Edie, and we were Talk about wondering, I really wonder about to come up with a better name than Lance. Heck, • jammin' on stage in Arkansas when I decided to George, that sorry excuse for a man that the that's not what you name a kid, that's what you • shock the girls with a little pelvic thrust. Before daughter married. I told her she was throwing do to a boil! Like the one I had on my neck during • I knew it, I was in jail on $34 bail getting worked her life away on that no-account, but does she Watergate. Hideous thing. Looked a little bit like • over with a rubber hose. I just told the sheriff, listen? No. And I'm her father. She lives in my Kissinger on a bad morning. But we all have those. • "Hey man, you can't lock up rock n' roll." So house for twenty-two years. Twenty-two years. Bad mornings that is. true, so true. Hey Hal, let's see how John's doing Does she listen? She could have married Tank's Well, even if you have a bad morning, and I've • with your painting. Ooh, that's great. Really lifelike. oldest kid Fred, a straight 'A' student, quarterback had lots of those in my day, just ask Tank, that's • I'll bet it even smells bad. So Axl, what do you and captain of the fightin' Tigers, that's NYC no reason to name your kid Lance. The little tyke • think of the two Coreys? Public High School number one-three-five, where is due this summer. I can see a little picture in • Rose: No offense, guys, but which is which? me and the missus met at the Spring Cling Mixer my head right now: Julie will be at the beach • Haim: I'm the totally boss one. back in Forty-Four, if I have my facts straight, slurping down a diet soda and she'll start screaming e Feldman: Me too. but she didn't. Now, George isn't a bad sort, but like a banshee and have Lance right there next • Rose: You guys are fags. he's no Einstein. Hell, George wouldn't know to the cooler of Bud that George always sneaks • Haim: Oh yeah, well you're a, a- Magna Carta from your Aunt Betsy's bunions on the beach with the sandwiches that always • F eldman: -spindly, drug-addicted, bad example and he's no football hero either, not like that short get sand between your teeth. Ha, George will • for America's youth. guy on the Patriots whose name I always forget. be laughing out of the othet side of his cheek then, • Rose: So? I don't need to tell you the old noodle ain't what as I used to say. Just ask Tank. Ten weeks of • (scuffle ensues) it used to be. The wife is always getting on me fancy-schmancy LeMans lessons down the tubes. • Davidson: Wow, this little brouhaha reminds for forgetting. Why just the other day she sent I never went in for that kind of modern baby stuff • me of my days as a bouncer at the Cafe Wha? me to that superette where that uppity girl with anyway. Just send the mother to the hospital in New York City. Well folks, that's about all the too much makeup works. In my day she wouldn't and let the man stay home and get good and tanked •· time we have tonight. Nice paintings, John. Join have been let out of the house looking like that. up and pass out cigars. Nowadays, they're right us next time, folks, when we'll have Weird Al Floozies we called them. I guess they have other there in the delivery room sweating and taking • Yankovic, Maury Pavich and Poison. Seeyal names for them nowadays. But I'm a family man. video movie things of everything. Now, I like • -By Jay Kumar, Arthur Lizie, and Marc Mamigonian Anyway, I was supposed to pick up some Rice­ movies as much as the next guy, but it seems • A-Roni, but damned if I clean forgot what I was to me that this is taking things a bit too far. • out for. Came back with a box of Brillo pads. Well, I guess I shouldn't let all this upset me, • · Caught hell for that one. it being spring and all. Damn, I should be happy e I guess at my age I'm lucky to even remember just to be alive. And I am, really. Glad. I try not • Y'all come what my name is, forget about a box of rice, which to let little things get to me, but sometimes you e back now, getting worked up over things. • is what I did. I wonder sometimes how people just find yourself Y'hear! do it who change their name. Remember them, Come to think about it, George can take a flying • I mean. Like that singer there with the record leap and it wouldn't bother me a bit, God bless • Love, they advertise on the TV set, Conway Twitty. him and little Lance, although I do hate that name, • King Laphos Now I always thought that ~as a silly name. I mean, as I've said before. Bah. just what the hell does that mean: Conway Twitty? -by Ric Dube, Arthur Lizie and Marc Mamigonian : THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 PAGE FIFTEEN . University Forum Non-trads say 'thank you' Recycling gains By Denise Coffey That's right. The Non-Traditional Student Center do extraordinary things co get through school here momentum is sponsoring an awards contest co recognize the if they are older students. There are students who faculty and staff who have been instrumental in have co juggle work and children and school, students By Daniel Sperduto chis campus. who feel the policies and procedures are diffiuclt helping non-traditional students on Over 1 million aluminum cans are sold on campus Watkins A wards for non-traditional students. But they cow the line We' re calling chem the Bertha T. each year through the vending machines alone. And by anyway. Or try co, as long as they can, as best they for Service co Non-Traditional Students. It requires the energy of 1/2 of a soda can of gasoline and can. And generally, they do it well. "service" we mean help, encouragement co make a new can from scratch. That's 20 times chose people Figures from the Registrar's office for the Fall inspiration. We wane co recognize what it takes co make one from recycled aluminum offer assistance semester, 1988, show that the average GPA for who have gone out of their way co (Source: NH Resource Recovery). With the energy come through their non-trad students were 2.93. For women non-trads to the Non-crads chat have saved by recycling those 1 million cans, over 1000 in their classes. · that figure rose co 3.09. Pretty impressive consid~ offices, stopped by their desks or been students could be sent co Florida for Spring Break! been kind on the · ering all the other things going on in their lives. For chose people who have Recycling makes sense. It preserves resources, endless questions The trouble.is, you don't hear much about non­ telephone, who have answered saves money, energy and landfill space, cuts down who have offered tradit.ional students around UNH. Things may get about policies and procedures, on litter and reduces air pollutants produced by and who even quieter if the budget gets tighter in the coming creative solutions co non-crad dilemmas, incinerators. That's why the recycling program situations, years. The talk is already circulating that UNH­ have been supportive through difficult w~s started last spring by members of Manchester, a school heavily touted as THE place on campus we offer these awards. GAIA, UNH's environmental group. Everyone can out. Recipients for non-traditional students in the state, and SLL There will be four awards given make a difference by dropping off their empty cans co the nominations sent ( the School for Lifelong Learning) may be cut from will be chosen according at the many locations around campus and by 21. we're looking the budget altogether. And the Non-Traditional in to our offices by April What encouraging others co pitch in also. for the person Student Center will certainly change form, if it for is a written recommendation The "Adopt-a-Building" program was started The name and title survives the budget cuts at all. you chink deserves the award. this past fall to get collection boxes in as many should be So how will non-traditional students fare with of the person you're recommending buildings on campus as possible. Dozens of what it is about the new budget and the reallocation of resources? included along with a summary of volunteers have "adopted" a building by collecting running for the award. It certainly doesn't look rosey. One thing you can chem chat puts chem in the cans from these boxes whenever they fill up and and include a be sure of, there will be pockets of support, people All nominations muse be signed bringing them co the recycling trailer located on reach you. The in the administration, faculty members, and staff telephone number where we can Colovos road. The trailer is available to anyone 28. Recipients members at all levels who will continue co support recipients will be selected by April who wants co drop off whole trash bags of aluminum sculpucre, created non-trads, encourage them, and do everything they will receive a Bertha T. Watkins cans and can be found by going under the railroad at an awards can co help them through school here. by Durham artist, Jane Kaufmann, road (next to the incinerator), So on behalf of the University's non-traditional tracks on Colovos breakfast held in their honor. going left and then bearing left again at the fork. is a figment of students, and co show our appreciation to the faculty A word about Bertha here. She The trailer is on the left side past the gate and has a collective imagination. and staff who have gone our of their way to help the imagination, in this case, recycling logos painted on it. The combination of who embodied the non-trads get as much as possible out of their She began as the sort of woman the lock is 4-9-24. There will also be a dumpster of character, education, we are sponsoring these awards. traits we all might wish for, strength outside the MUB soon for bags of cans. All proceeds responsible parent, Send us your recommendations by April 21. Let moral resolve, a good and will be put back into the recycling effort. co chose around us know who you think deserves the recognition innovative, resourceful, inspring According co Skip Grady, the Director of Public Bertha is for a job well done. her, sensible and above all, authentic. Works in Durham, the town will be starting roadside all of us are. Bue Bertha's (Please address all nominations co: Awards, Non­ the ordinary person that pick-up of recyclables late spring or early summer. be extraordinary. Why? Traditional St~dent Center, Petree House, UNH) ordinariness we made co UNH's Maintainahce Director John Sanders said for Because we wanted her co be a representative at a recent meeting with GAIA members that the who attend UNH. Because Denise Coffey is the director of the Non­ non-traditional students U niversicy will be cooperating with the town in who must there are many people, ordinary people, Traditional Student Center. this effort officially starting this fall. Until then, students, faculty, staff and other area residents can help by recycling their own cans here on campus. Say 'yes' to Glass, paper and cans are also recycled at the dumps in Lee (phone 659-6515) ancfRye (964-5300). Call for more information. Currently recycling is being organized in the Seabrook dorms. The University has offered to provide collection containers for this purpose. Anyone By John P. Collier interested in helping out with the recycling program le is time co stop destr9ying our fragile earth. or in finding out more is welcome co drop by the This is a statement which has been heard a multitude weekly recycling meeting on Tuesdays at 12:30 in of times in the past few years. We are finally room 145 of the MUB or by calling 862-3033 (ask beginning to realize that we cannot continue to for Sue, Kim or Dan). rape the earth of its natural resources and in return Daniel Sperduto is involved in the Complex Sys- spew billions of tons of contaminants into the Center. - environment every year. Some of the environmental tems Research problems which have received the most attention recently are carbon dioxide build-up and acid rain. Both of these environmental scourges are caused, "1ElL) N{)vJ ~T v/f.y[ COM[ UPWITM Dl)~ at least in large part, by our huge fossil fuel burning power plants. Few people will deny that these planes f\ITOMMENDATIDNS) LET'S TELL TUE. are destroying our environment, but even fewer people are willing co sacrifice the electricity which ------·•• ~------they produce. The other problem which we are PR£\'ltfNT confronted with is that although we can remove most of the acid rain producing chemicals from TO START the flue gasses it is impossible co remove the carbon doxide. ~\\\N6 SOt-1\E This leaves us with the unenviable task of finding a replacement for our fossile fuel burning planes. lAAN6E.S -· . If you haven't guessed by now, the answer for the New England region is New Hampshire Yankee's WE~ y WOO Seabrook Nuclear Station. This massive station will add desperately needed power to our supplies L[)( t\t.D THE­ and allow us co shut down high cost/high pollution fossil fuel plants during off peak periods. These are planes like Newingcon's oil fired Schiller Station DCO~ '? ! and Bow NH' s coal fired Merrimack Station. 'Seabrook Station is safe clean and ready co operate now. It has the safest design of any reactor in the world. Seabrook produces extremely small volumes I of radioactive wastes. This amazing engineering accomplishment is simply waiting for enough red tape to be cut so that it can be brought to life. It is for these reasons that I make this plea co those planning a protest against the reactor in June. Please, do not protest against Seabrook, rather, do your mother Earth a real favor and rally in support of it. John P. Comer is a sophomore majoring in Mechan­ ical Engineering. PAGE SIXTEEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY , MARCH 28, 1989

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~S (AND OLD) i)ME !! THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 PAGE SEVENTEEN Arts & Entertainment Restored: LawrenceofArabia By Marc A. Mam1go01an Lawrence does everything in David Lean has long been one large lettering; it seems his most of my favorite directors, and insignificant action is sci;} cal­ Ltiwrence of A rabid one of my cu la red for m aximum effect. all-rime fa vorite films. I have Lean understands chis, and he alway s been in awe of the follows suit. Mose every shoe magnificent visuals of the film, is sec up for the max.imum its sweep and scope, in short, potential impact. In one of the its grandeur, but also its incel- films most famous images, ligence, intimacy , and brilliant O'Toole, still in Cairo, blows performances. This admiration out a match in a huge closeup; was based on repeated viewings the instant the flame vanishes, on television. Recently, I h ad Lean cues ro a shoe of a giant the p rivilege co view Lawrence sunrise in the Arabian desert, in a res cored (some 30 minutes just as the red sun begins co peek of cut footage and refurbished over the horizon, hundreds of color) 70mm print on the big- miles away. It is a breathtaking gesr indoor screen I have ever image, and it seems co anticipate seen (boy, did I feel like a small the minimalisc/ maximalist phi­ rown hick). This proved co me losophy of Kubrick's 2001: A that 1 ) I w as right in my Space Odyssey where men and ex~ravaganc praise of the film actions seem to gee swallowed and 2) I was no t extravagant up into space. LawrenceJs outer enough. space is , of course, the desert. Lawrence is virtually unique In Lawrence, rhe desert is one in my film experience in chat of chose wonderful metaphors it is an epic which is extremely, into which can be written vir­ almost uncomfortably at times, tually any meaning one likes. personal. The rap on the film In the many shots of speck-like over the years by those who have men traversing the vast sands, chosen ro rap it ( such as the we have a metaphor for man's early, funny, Pauline Kael) has insignificance before nature. In been that it is merely an empty, the dramatic and surprising shoe albeit beautifully made, spec- of a sea ship cutting through tacle that gives us no real insight the sands (it turns out co be the into the complex man who was Suez Canal looming) or the Lawrence of Arabia. I agree with images of train tracks and such a statement to this extent: telegraph wires cutting across Le an , and the soreenwriter, the emptiness we have a rnec­ Roberc Bolt, provide no easy aphor for .man's ability co mold "answers" ro Lawrence. There nature to his own designs. For is no readily perceptible "Ro- Lawrence, the desert is a blank John Neville stars as the lead character, Baron Munchausen, in the new film The Adventures sebud" (which was itself ironic slate onto which he can write of Baron Munchausen. in Citizen Kane, but we won't his own fate. To the fatalism gee into chat) to explain Law- of the Arabs, he counters "No­ rence. He is what we see, and thing is written," meaning that it is up to us, if we feel it is in the desert, anything is pos­ Elaborate Munchausen necessary to "understand" him sible, even an Englishman lead­ By Stephen Utaski are shaking from the attacking wonder how the shanty ·cown · co put it all cogether. Personally, ing Arabs co triumph. When the Italian Turks. Halfway through the set-makers is surviving while Munchausen Ichinksuchacriticismcomes I have done the other heard that an English filmmaker performance, the real life Baron is casually preparing his attack. fromanuneasemosrcriricshave members of the cast a great named Terry Gilliam Munchausen (played by British was com­ U nexplainably, Munchausen with any character or theme chat injustice by not mentioning ing into town to start construct­ actor John Neville) shows up ages and de-ages from scene to they cannot state briefly, in a them; they are all excellent. ing the secs for his new mega­ with his collosal nose and picks scene as his adventures take him sentence or less. Since being Omar Sharif, in his first film, budget film, they conveniently up the story where the disbe­ throughout the universe. The succinct is not high on my list plays Prince Ali, who admires raised their rates. Within a week lieving acting croup leaves off. reasons for this never become . of priorities, chis is no problem Lawrence for his peculiar genius of Gilliam's arrival in As it conveniently turns out, Rome clear; but the make-up, like the here. but fears him and the British where parts of The Adventures (as things so often do in the costumes, the special effects, Lawrence, or T.E. Lawrence for their imperialist intentions. of Baron Munchausenwere to movies), Munchausen himself and the sets in this movie are (his real name), is indeed a Alec Guiness (what whould a be is the reason why the city is shot, the alocted 20 million phenomenal. painfully complex character. Lean film be without Guiness?) dollar budget of the film sky­ under attack from the Turks and Like Robert DeNiro's brief When we first meet him, he is is splendid as King Faisel, an rocketed to 30 million. By in the spirit of the great, albe"it the appearance in Brazil, director a petty officer in the British intelligent man who has been time the last scene was shot, aged, Baron that he is, Mun­ the Gilliam employed a few familiar Army in Cairo during World made cynical by the unwanted movie had cost Film Finances chausen vows to save the faces amongst the unfamiliar War I, bored and looking for intrusion of European influence Inc., Gilliam's finance company, doomed city. To do this, he must faces of Munchausen. excitement. He keeps his co- and twentieth century rechnol­ a staggering 40 million dollars, employ the help of his gifted Robin Williams shows up horts amused with such eccen- ogy into his kingdom. Also effectively making it the most friends who unfortunately have thoroughly bald as Ray D. Turro tricities as snuffing out matches . excellent are Anthony Quinn expensive European film disappeared somewhen; in the ever (a cute play onJtalian with his bare fingers; when as an Arab faction leader, Jack shot. cosmos. Munchausen sets off words meaning 'King of Everything'), informedbyafellowsoldierwho Hawkins as Lawrence's com­ But as the past has taught us, to find them and it is here where whose overly intellectual head just tried the trick that it hurts, manding officer, and ·claude if there's one person who should the movie trips over itself. continually comes off of his he replies "The trick is not Rains as a wheeling and dealing be allowed to spend 40 million Munchausen spends well over overly amorous body. minding that it hurts." When British diplomat. Obviously, it on a film it's Terry Gilliam. And half the film traveling through­ Eric Idle, Gilliam's friend , we last see him (chronologically, is a dream cast, and no one indeed, the visual impact out the universe before the of from the days ofMonty Python, that is- in fact, this is the first disappoints. Munchausenis astonishing. climactic show-down scene with plays one of Munchausen's sequence in the film) he dies The central dilemma of the After seeing it one the Turks, leaving the city to wonders how friends whose special attribute in a motorcycle accident in film, and one which is never it was made for (only) fend for itself while he searches 40 is a pair of turbo-charged England, gunning for excite- explicitly explained, is why does million. for his mystical friends. quad­ riceps chat would make Ben ment long after the fighting has Lawrence want to lead the Arabs Oddly enough, The Adven­ But if there's one universe Johnson seem like a cripple. ended. In between- well, this to begin with? It is a thankless tures of Baron Munchausenis we'd all like to spend some time Sting even appears on-screen is going to be long enough task, what with the Arabs unable based on a true story. What?! in, it's Terry Gilliam's. Travel­ for the whole of sixty seconds without ·a detailed summary of to get together on anything and you say. The man who gave us ing alongside Munchausen we before being sent to the gallows. events- he leads the Arabs to the British resentful of Law­ Brazil and Time Bandits, encounter, among ocher things, two Needless to say, Munchausen victory after victory against the rence for becoming more of an phanrasmagoric film delights a moonscape scene which is finds his old friends and coerces Turks (what a pity), becomes Arab than an Englishman. Be­ has made a true story. Well, in genuinely mind-blowing, a them into challenging the a household name, and con- sides chat, it is really, really hot. a way, yes. Muchausen himself waltz in the heavens with Bot­ Turks. The ending seems all too fronts the dark side of his One reason may be that Law­ did exist at one time as ticelli's Venus (played by Uma a obvious at chis· point, but there nature. And it only takes four rence identifies more with the German Baron who became Thurman whom we all fell in are a few twists that show up hours! Arabs_than his own people. He renowned for his ability to love with in Dangerous Lia­ tell in the ending which make Director Lean and star Peter is the illegitimate son of a tall tales. sons), and a card game in the Munchausen well worth seeing, O'.Toole (his first film) combine British lord, and the Arabs are The movie begins with an belly of a whale. not to imply. that the first th~ee their considerable talents to ungainly theater croup re­ Although these scenes make quart,~rs of the film weren't a create many unforgettable mo- enacting one of Munchausen's Munchausena great movie going treat LS well. men ts and images. O'Toole's Arabia continued on page 18 famous tales whil~he city walls experience, one cauuu( h~lp buc

.:.. HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 PAGE EIGHTEEN THE NEW FreshXTC XTC Moulding, just doesn't seem very happy with the world. and Lemons Oranges Rightfully so. Politics take a Geffen Records typical but topical knock in By Arthur L~zie "Here Comes President Kill XTC are wavering on a thin . Again," with Partridge chiming line between genius and self "Ain't democracy wonderful?" parody. On one hand is the Leaders, religious and other­ band's alter ego, The Dukes of wise, get slashed in the hard Stratosphear, a brilliant tongue­ edged "Merely A Man." Prej­ in-cheek satire of late '60s udice is run up the pole to see psychedelic pop. On the other if anyone salutes in "Poor hand we have the real XTC, Skeleron Steps Out." And, of sounding increasingly like a course, war is bad: "Scarecrow 1 Dukes cover band. XTC may People." have passed the point where Alas, the world isn't all bad. parody becomes emulation. Like Robert Blake, Partridge ,, But, when you stop to think finds solace in the innocence . about it, who cares? Oranges of children. "Chalkhills and and Lemons is one of the most Children" offers the reclusive enjoyable albums in a long time. Partridge an alternative to the people. XTC seem to believe they are plastic passions of pop · ~ The Beatles circa 1967-68, right The untested "Pink Thing," down to the Yellow Submarine­ either a penis or, as Partridge ish cartoon cover: Lots of breezy has said, his child, offers a harmonies, sugary hooks, loop­ glimmer of hope. "Garden of ing bass lines, and clever pro­ Earthly Delights" shows what ~ duction techniques. It's light­ the world could be to one just weight candy pop that, if there entering it. At times the insight were any justice in the world, is_ naive, but the thoughts are would be flooding the top 40. mce. But, as Andy Partridge writes What's it all mean? It means in the first single, "The Mayor that XTC have released their of Simpleton": "Well, I don't best album since English Set­ know how to write a big hit tlement and one of the best of song." the year, so far. XTC doesn't · The sugar-coated music hides tour, so this is the only way the dark, often bitter satiric you're gonna get to enjoy them. XTC bandmembers Dave Gregory, Andy Partridge, and Colin Moulding. nature of the lyrics. Andy Par­ Just do it. tridge, and on three songs Colin -Arabia-

(literally, according to the Bible) a bastard nation. This is a bit Upcoming • • • literal, but not totally off base. Also possible is that Lawrence simply loves bloodshed. O'Toole brilliantly communicates Law­ Comedians from all over the country appear in rence's horror at his growing the MUB PUB on Wednesday nights at 9:00 p.m. awareness of how bloodthirsty Tickets are available at the door, $3 for students, he is capable of being. Or else, $5 for nonstudents. perhaps, like Byron, who died . trying to help liberate the Scope will be presenting Elvis Costello in concert Greeks, the idea of fighting with with special guest Nick Lowe on April 15. Tickets an oppressed people appeals to are available at the MUB ticket office. They are Lawrence's poetic tempera­ $10 for students and $15 for non-students. ment. You make the call. The restoration of the film The Portsmouth Academy of Performing Arts was superbly done. The excep­ will open their production of MAN OF LA tional color cinematography is MANCHA on Friday, March 31 at 8:00 p.m. The astonishingly luminous, partic­ show runs through April 16 on Fridays and Saturdays ularly for one used to the drab, at 8:00 p.m. and Sundays at 3:00 p.m. Tickets are faded tones of the T.V. version. $10 for Friday performances, $12 for Saturdays I am almost ashamed to admit and $8 for Sundays. Call 433-4472 for ticket that I only noticed some of the information. restored footage; I was totally caught up and swept away by Houston's Alley Theater will perform A VIEW the film, as if I was seeing it for FROM THE BRIDGE at the Johnson Theater on the first time. Indeed, I was, for Monday, April 3 at 8:00 p.m. Tickets are $12 general, all practical purposes, for this $10 UNH faculty/ staff and senior citizens, and is the way Lawrence was meant $8 for students. Tickets are available at the MUB to be seen, in all its glory and Ticket Office. This performance is sponsored by grandeur (he said, unconsciously the Liberty Mutual Insurance Company. alliterating and alluding to Poe). The rub is that you need to go The Feld Ballet will be appearing at the Johnson to Boston or the Big City of your Theater on Sunday, April 7 at 8:00 p.m. For ticket choice to see it. It is more than information call 862-2290. worth it.

Jon Butcher is coming to UNH on April 21st. Tickets will be on sale March 29th at the MUB Ticket Office.

The MUSO Film Series is having a Woody Allen Film Festival on March 31st. Featured are many of his classics including Zelig, Sleeper and The Purple Rose of Cairo. Tickets are available now at the MUB Ticket Office.

Elvis Costello will appear in concert at UNH on April 15. The performance is presented by SCOPE; tickets are available at the MUB Ticket Office. _ . , THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 PAGE NINTEEN

Hi. I'm Jon. Not Jon Butcher.But that's irrelevant. We'll both be here- him in concert and myself in the crowd.

APRIL 21st

tickets ·will be on sale Wed. March 29th in the MUB tix office.

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•·. • • • • • There are • approximately • • • • oO student tickets 3 available at the • April 15th, 1989 MUB ticket office • doors 7:15 • show 8:00 •••• ••• • • · in the UNH • • • • field house Student tickets • are $10 •• atJ !D if required.... There are no more • • ·• non-student . • • • • • tickets available • • • •• • • • • • W/ SPEC!tAL c;UEST ''NtC!I< LOWE'' • • . .• ~ . . •...... ~ ...... ~··················~······~···~·········~ PAGE TWENTY THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 PAGE TWENTY-ONE Letters

services in Boston, as well as Dorm IV Dorm VI Non-trad Thanks wanting me to attend a concert To the Editor: featuring the band "The Real Issue" To the Editor: To the Editor: To the Editor: at Faneuil Hall that weekend. When Dear Ms. Cleveland, Dear President Haaland: The plans of President Gordon The Non-Traditional Student On behalf of the 1989 Women's I politely declined co both events, I strongly urge you rescind your Center has been beneficial to many History Program, I would like to saying I had too much work to do, Haaland to build dormitories on decision to construct residential "site 5", taking ten acres near the students coping with the drawbacks thank The New Hampshire for its he tried to tell me I needed a break housing on the reservior site and in returning to college. Many are excellent coverage of our activities and this would be a good tension ~1orse barns, has our daughter, follow the recommendations of the Jenny, extremely upset. She called married and have dependents which and, in particular, for your editirial reliever. When I just said no about Site Review Committee. poses special problems. of 3/3. You captured the essence five times he finally went away. us to ask us for help (which is what I chose to earn my three degrees parents are expected to do, or try However, the label "non­ of what we wanted co communicate Apparently, members of the at UNH because of its reputaiton traditional student" reveals a certain to the university community. Over Boston Church of Christ who wish do, which we cannot always do). for excellence in my fields (one of However, we'd like to try to help prejudice. The prefix "non" implies the nine years that the Women's to leave the church are told that which is Animal Science) and for being something "other than" in Commission has sponsored wom­ when they die, they will go to hell. by expressing our concern for the beauty and physical atmosphere Jenny's distress about this construc­ comparison to something else. The en's history programming, its goal My advice: don't worry-- that's of the campus. I trust in the traditional student being the norm has been to open the diversity and where the good parties are. Re­ tion site and the serious lack of decisions of the Ad Hoc Site Review communication between the stu­ is the something else against which richness of women's experiences member though, if you run into Committee to make the best choices we are being contrasted. Non means to a wide audience. Your support Chris Hosmer or Alan Wood, dents and the administration. Jenny for the University both in the short felt (feels) the students' objections simply not. this year clearly helped us to that -influential and persuasive members and the long run. My objection is the connotation goal. of the Durham chapter fo the and opinions on this building site I emphatically support their were totally ignored even though of be.ing categorized as a part of Sincerely, Boston Church of Christ, they might recommendations and I urge you a gro1:p that is "not" something Judy Spiller try to recruit you, so be careful. they were asked for and gave input. to also support the decisions of the The University of New Hamp­ else. For example, I am a Commun­ lnterrim Coordinator Sincerely, committee you yourself initiated. ications student. I am not and do Christopher Estes shire is a very special place. As we Please do not condsider non­ drove to the campus for the first not wish to be seen as a non­ agricultural development of the area Chemical Engineering student. time, we were most favorably west of A-lot before a complete Respect impressed. (Jenny is our third What I am not doesn't have a lot Handjcap master plan for the University is to do with what I am. daughter to go to college, so we have To the Editor: developed and approved. The term African-American is To the Editor: visited and viewed many "campi".) This is a letter sent to Arny Sabaka Sincerely, coming into vogue. This is a much I was passing the student health The UNH atmosphere, approach­ ·in response to a letter to the editor M. Ellen Beck more positive label than Black. center last week when a man in a ing from the south west, is influ­ on February 24 titled 'Respect'. '80, '80, '84 BJack is considered the true opposite wheelchair asked me if I would open enced greatly by these horsebarns Dear Amy, of white and brings to mind two the door for him. I held the outer and fields about which we write. Thank you for your letter and mutually exclusive groups. African­ door open and he drove his mot­ We hope the long range planning concern regarding the incident on Dorm VII Amer ican, on the other hand, orized chair through. Then we of the campus will maintain this Tuesday, February 21, on the 2:05 differentiates a group while at the discovered that the vestibule be­ rural air. We may be writing after To the Editor: 3A bus. We appreciate people same time names it as a part of a like tween the outer and inner doors "the horse is stolen and the barn Dear Ms. Cleveland: you who bring these situations larger whole. to is too small to allow the inner door door is locked" - nonetheless we This letter is written to express our attention to help us make our Labels are powerful tools to open when a wheelchair is in'that want to tell you of our concern for my vehement opposition to Pres­ that service better. not only effect how we see our­ area. He backed out and tried again the future of these open areas and ident Haaland's decision to con­ I spoke with the driver who selves, but how others see us. while I did a sort of first-baseman's the barns. We wonder if the admin­ struct a 600-bed housing complex vaguely remembers the passenger. on land that is being utilized by the "Otherabled" is a word replacing stretch to hold both doors open.· istration is aware of (or heedless He cannot remember being rude, But with me spraddled across the to) the students' objections to this UNH College of Agriculture (spe­ the negative description of "dis­ abled." but is willing to meet with you and entry there was no way for him to dormitory's location and the loss cifically, the equine cross-country discuss what happened. Perhaps some see the get the chair in without running of the fields, and tell you in general course.) Non- . I am sorry for what may have Traditional label as nonoffensive over both my feet, which he did. our concern at the prospect of losing I specifically chose the University happened and wish that I could and harmless in that it is so It was a painful moment in more the open area barns, since the horse of New Hampshire as the school contact him to apologize. As you nondescript. I would only hope they ways than one. program influenced our interest to attend for my undergraduate stated, we take a lot of pride in our haven't invested their college tui­ I recall that when the center in the university. education in agriculture because drivers, and hope that they treat tion in learning what a thing is not, opened there were objections that Sincerely, of the equine program. I was all passengers with the respect and instead of what it is. it was not readily accessible to all. John ana Ann Ginway accepted to many top schools in the courtesy they deserve. nation, but chose to come to Dur­ Ruth Sullivan Now it is past time for the Hospital Again, thank you for your con­ Corporation of America to make ham because of its reputation and cern. We definitely will continue dedication to the equine industry good on its fundamental mission Dorm V LS&A our efforts to make UNH an of compassion; it is also time for and animal science education. This indiscriminate and more under­ To the ~ditor: the University to back its aspira­ To the Editor: uniqueness attracts many out of standing community. Dear Ms. Cleveland, tions for diversity with some real­ I am writing to you concerning state students to your institution. Sincerely, I am writing because world action. Renovations to make President Haaland's plan to build I was upset to learn of this I am con­ Dirk S. Timmons cerned about the future of UNH the health center available to student housing on the reservoir development, because the U niver­ Manager site west of A lot. I believe this s ity of New Hampshire has an as we know it. I am a 1974 graduate everyone should begin immediately. would be a grave mistake, and outstanding reputation in animal of the College of Life Science and Sincerely, strongly urge you to do what you sciences that they are about to lose. Agriculture and now teach agricul­ Drew Sanborn can to prevent it. Please re-think this decision. I ture at one of the state's Regional BCC Editor, alumni/ae publications I graduated from UNH in 1983 would not have attended UNH if Vocational Centers. To the Editor: with a B.S. in Animal Sciences, and not for their outstanding equine President Haaland has seated that Mainstreec magazine published a riding instructor's degree. I program. agriculture is a declining industry an excellent and extremely inform­ Kari-van I operate a successful riding school Sincerely, and his plan of moving agricutlure ing article in their latest issue To the Editor: on Cape Cod, and credit much of Janet Berhang-Doggett, RN, MSN, off campus within ten years. True, (March) which I'd like to comment Dear Bryan Alexander, my success to the education I CNAA traditional agriculture, ie. big dairy on. "A fine line: when does religion You seem to be under the impres­ received through the riding and Director Home Health Care Ser- farms are on a decline in New become fanaticism?", a report about sion that being legally entitled to animal science programs at UNH. vices Hampshire, however; the "green" destructive, mind controlling cults, drink is synonymous with the right My experiences at UNH have been UNH Class of '7 4 industry is not dead or declining, correctly described the Boston to be obnoxious. It is not. If you were invaluable, and I have yet to find cc: Ms. Clair Van U mmersen nor is the horse and livestock Church of Christ's (BCC) manipul­ to go into a bar or restaurant drunk, facilities, faculty, and staff as Mr. Steven Taylor industry. Job opportunities in turf ative methods. and make a scene, you would be qualified elsewhere. William A. Concon and golf course management, pes­ Interested in the subject of mind tossed out. If you were to show up President Haaland's plan directly President G. Haaland ticide application and control, horse controlling cults (I had net a BBC drunk for work and botch an threatens the riding and agriculture Foster's Daily Democrat and livestock management, lands­ member-- Chris Hosmer-- last assignment, you would be fired, programs. If the riding program Manchester Union Leader ca ping and landscape design, and semester, which heightened my would you not? And, if you get on had been offered off-campus, I may Ms. Janet Briggs condo maintenance and land use curiosity), I attended a cult aware­ a bus drunk, and act in a distracting · not have been able to participate. are abundant at chis time. ness talk at the beginning of this and unsafe manner, the driver will Involvement in the riding program Rather than removing agricul­ semester. Soon afterwards I went ask you to get off. Honestly, what was my primary reason for attend­ Dorm VIII ture from the UNH campus - a land to a BBC bible study (an hour long else did you expect? ing UNH and, without access to grant college - I would suggest that discussion of the new testament I too am a Kari-van driver, and the program, I probably would not your housing be moved off campus bible) with my newly acquired To the Editor: was working on the night in ques­ have attended UNH. instead. Time has proven through­ "friend" Chris. I am writing to voice my oppo­ tion. I communicated with your A housing complex on the pro­ out chis country that when under­ I had met Chris Hosmer, des­ sition co the University taking any driver by radio, and heard her posed site could set off the same graduate academic programs have crib~d as "extremely persuasive" part of the cross country course to repeated and unsuccessful attempts ripple effect on a larger scale. been moved off campus they cannot by the cult awareness organizer, construct more dorm space. As a at getting you to calm down. That Undergraduate students looking survive. late last semester and had seen him former student, owner of a small is, I barely heard them. I could just to study equine and agricultural The College of Life Science and a few times since. What struck me stable and event rider, I must make out her voice over the hooting subjects may enroll elsewhere if Agriculture, as well as the Thomp­ about Hosmer, the first time I met protest loosing any part of this and hollering in the background. UNH's facilities are moved off son School have offered several very him, was his friendliness and course. This course is the only one Had I been in her place, I would campus. If anything is to be moved good options and programs for eagerness to meet and befriend new available to everyone from the have thrown you off with consid­ from UNH, let it be the graduate students in the past. I have every people. Labeled as "love bombing" beginner rider to Olympic class. erably less deliberation. For, as bus programs. These students tend to reason to believe they will be by cult critics, Hosmer's and later There is nowhere else in drivers, it is our primary respon­ live off campus and have a more this area capable of meeting the changing other BCC members (Hosmer's that we can watch some of the sibility we take very seriously. It independent lifestyle already es­ needs of students in the future. roommate, whose name I am unable greatest riders in is also extremely difficult to do with tablished. this country. The Please do not allow Agriculture to obtain, and the leader of the bible United States equestrian team people jumping around and scream­ I loved UNH when I attended, at UNH to be swept under a rug study, Alan Wood) actions were schools on this course. It would be ing at the top of their lungs. I fully and it would be a shame to destroy and forgotten. It would be a grave warmhearted and sympathetic. a discrace for our students and support the action taken by your the very aspects that contribute to all error. As an alumni, I would hate Hosmer's roommate, who claims equestrians to loose any part of this driver, and so does every other its greatness; namely the close-knit to see this happen, and as a teacher to be a counselor, is actually a fine course. driver I have spoken with. campus, country-setting and excep­ of high shcool students which do recruiter for the Boston Church of I deeply hope and believe an You yourself state that the driver tional educational quality. "go on", I could not accept this poor Christ. Looking like a typical stu­ alternate site can be found, and you who took you to Newmarket was I hope you will enforce the Ad­ decision making process resulting dent: he carries a knapsack and personally will reconsider pleasant to you. No doubt you were Hoc Site Review Committee's all op­ in students without a New Hamp­ hangs out in the library (where I tions to save the Horsemanship pleasant as well. On the way home, decision to build elsewhere. Your shire offered and backed degree first met him), he has the perfect program in its entirety. however, you were an obnoxious consideration is greatly appreciated. program set up to recruit for the BCC. drunk and were dealt with accord­ Sincerely, Respectfully, Exceptionally pushy, which turned ingly. People generally get the Tricia O'Keefe Thank you, Frederick Bierweiler me off from the start, Hosmer's treatment they deserve, Bryan. As class of 1983 Debbie 0. cc: President Gordon Haaland roommate excels at his job as a BCC a senior in college, you should have Foster's Daily Democrat recruiter. He tried to get me to go figured that out by now. Manchester Union Leader to one of the infamous church Dirk Anderson 28, 1989 PAGE TWENTY-TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH Letters in our experience, as ttnprofessional a filling station here, last week. as The New Harnpshire. at incomes, to understand maximum Angered Kari-van II Mobile gas station charged Sincerely Durham profit with minumum product, to To the Editor: one dollar thirty four cents Kristen Taylor Panetta me think of new strategies in 'pocket­ I have been a COAST bus driver for one (1) gallon of To the Editor: President ($1.34) book plumping,' and to hide these for two years, and a bus commuter unleaded gas. Citing their prices The UNH Italian Club hosted Lydia Zabarsky I things from others." The University for the same amount of time, so in liters, unfamiliar to most Amer­ a gathering in which Mayor Eileen Advisor to President of New Hampshire feel qualified enough to comment instead of gallons, Durham Foley of Portsmouth, WERZ Radio Kevin Kandel icans, I know I'm not the only person on the situation mentioned in Mobile is easily able co gee away personality Peter Falconi, and Tony Vice President who has incurred over eleven Friday's forum. Mr. Alexander, you chis nefarious sin. Catalino, the head-chef at the State Christine Dupuis with thousand dollars of loan money and your fifteen drinking pals kindly The four other stations and stores street Saloon, were awarded with Tresurer within the past two years. Several take notice. which sell gasoline in Durham: honorary Italian Club memberships Alexander DeNadai times I've questioned the financial The bus drivers that I work and Sunoco, Charter Food Store, on the basis of their Italian heritage Secretary Getty, aid office if an increase in financial ride with are far from the unfeeling and Cumberland Farms have reg­ and service to the seacoast commun­ THE UNH ITALIAN CLUB support was possible. After numer­ manequins they seem to be on an unleaded gas prices of $.99, ity. The awards ceremony/pasta cc: Gordon Haaland ular meetings with various people eventful trip, nor are they the and $.91 respectively. ous tasting cook place at Mr. Cacalino's Charles Owens $.92, $.91, to the 'big wig' himself and tyranical Nazis that Bryan unfairly idea, I believe, I spoke place of business, in Portsmouth, Gregg Sanborn It would be a good "Since you are an J. depicted in the forum. townspeople alike I was told, the evening of March 5, 1989. if students and of State student on Actually, a bus driver's mind is Durham Mobile Independent-Out The event was open co the public were to boycott income bracket) your constantly on two things (in this their high ( the least with students, faculty, and staff as · until they have lowered limited to $2400 Cuts order): safety, and schedule. Just level. financial grants are as members of the seacoast prices to a more suitable Who decides well To the Editor: as driving through a red light Sincerely, per academic year." attending. leaves a mere $9000 to community I am writing this letter to tell you represents a danger to others on Estes this? That Portsmouth Herald, Foster's Christopher break. I'm sorry, The the effects the budget cut, and lack the road, driving with passengers, earn over summer Daily Democrat, Seacoast Sunday, McDonald's doesn't pay of money for the University of New drunk or otherwise, cavorting but even and Portsmouth Press were all that well. Hampshire in the past has had on among the seats represents a danger invited to attend. The Portsmouth Grad my tuition the fall me. to everyone on board. Unable to pay Herald, Foster's Daily Devwcrat, registrar's office I am a senior at the University. Responsible passengers laugh, To the Editor: semester of '88, the Sunday and Portsmouth me as a student from Seawast I am a resident of Claremont. I live or get a bit annoyed when we drivers I am a senior here and am aware disenrolled promptly accepted their To re-enroll Press in the cicy of Portsmouth, because are forced to hit the brakes, but that the Alumni Center will not my registered classes. invitations and each correspond­ outstanding bill was to be paid there is not enough housing on - irresponsible passengers are likely hesitate to ask for contributions the ingly sent a photojournalist co our an additional adminis­ campus, and most of the apartments to get hurt. Believe it or not, Bryan when I graduate. I see no reason in full with presentation. per course. in Durham are not fit to live in by and friends, we make it a practice for doing this because I feel the trative fee of $25 New Hampshire was also T had the extra money The human beings. The few apartments of being concerned for you. When University does everything possible Obviously, co attend the function. The I was invited that are fit for humans require that you and your friends boarded the to take as much as possible while to spend. Again chis semester Hampshire never showed up. before the New rent be paid at the beginning of each bus, you contracted the responsi­ I am here. I, along, with many others unable to pay my tuition various press releases deadline. What Four times semester. Well, when one pays for bility for your safety to the driver. would like to see changes that just registration in the offices of The New an additional were left one's own eduacation, it is difficult By looking out for your better don't happen, primarily because happens? I'm charged one was left in the Hampshire; to acquire between $1200 and $1500 interests, the driver did not rob you of the infamous UNH redtape fifty dollars. Who decides this? Do mailbox of one of the editors. We twice during the school year for rent or your constitutional rights. She involved. the poor always get poorer? This spoke to one of your reporters in with paying for tuition. may even have prolonged them. I think about donating is a classic example of 'plumpy along When person. We spoke to two other I live in che city of Without getting into what I later on, I will remember pocket-book syndrome.' There Therefore, money reporters by telephone. We found Since I muse pay for understand to be inaccuracies of the following: 1. Traffic "Services" comes a time for everyone when Portsmouth. both staff and editors, with one month, along with your account, let me just tell you give me undeserved tickets and they have to put their foot down rent every that exception, to be unenthusiastic, food and other ex­ not to use such cheap and trans­ give false information to back . and draw the line. I refuse to pay! purchasing then incurio1is, and irresponsible. There­ I live on a very tight budget. parent sensationalism to make them up. 2. Friends that spend 1- The administration can hold my penses, fore rhe fact chat no New Hamp­ che beginning of the semester, someone doing her job look like extra years in school because they diploma, or better yet hang it in At 2 shire reporter ever came to Ports­ a health fee of $85.00. I a gross miscarriage of justice. This weren't advised properly as to an adninstrator's bathroom stall, I paid mouth to cover our story was assumed that this fee would cover does not become the paper you write which classes to take earlier. 3. perhaps that way somebody may unsurprising!!!. of a "cold packet" in case for. $85 Health Services Fees, find some use for it. Who deter­ che cost Paying We uriderstand that is is not the a cold, and needed med­ Finally, don't compare us unfa­ then being charged an additonal mines these so called administrative I caught aim of The New Hampshire to While this is the only reason vorably to bus drivers of fourth $5 for a cold pack. 4. Gordon fees? I would like to address them ication. provide its readers with internar­ use Health Services, because graders; they start each route with Haaland asking the AD-HOC Com­ personally- please respond. I would onal news. We realize, also, that of the lack of qualified help, I believe a completely different set of expec­ to spend hours and hours Sincerely, mittee it is not the goal or even the role than covers the tations and tolerances. We drive time, all semester, to Chris C. Khamnei that $85.00 more of their own of your paper to provide us with of two "coid college students ... Adults. site, then sticking cc: Whoever will listen. cost of an average choose a building national news. We even compre­ I realize that Sincerely, idea at the end. 5. packets" per semester. to his own hend that The New Hampshire is costs Marc Laliberte long lines and red tape there are administrative Consistent not in a position to provide us with However, I believe the COAST/Kari-van at the Registrars and the Business involved. indepth coverage of state news. But average wage for a secretary is $-6.00 Off ice. 6. Blatant inability of the Cartoon paper it shocked us to find that your per hour. Therefore, could you administration to manage the did not regard a University affiliated To the Editor: please send me $4.00 in case I Kari-van I I I budget in a way necessary to uphold event---with UNH staff, fa­ Being recently employed at club become ill and need a "cold packet". the Editor: the standards of a quality U niver­ culty and student anending--­ To UNH, I have become an interested I did not budget this cost, because Alexaner' s letter of 3 March sity. i.e. Cutting university funding, enough to your readership Mr. reader of the campus publication, relevant I thought my Health Services fee enforces the point DO NOT decreasing quality services which an article about this event 1989 "The New Hampshire." Being that to write would pay for it. AND DRIVE, however, i_n effect means we are paying or our club. DRINK I'm also involved in the publication and/ The next time you concider rowdy behavior tuition to decrease the state deficit. were embarrassed by the the intoxicated of a small town monthly newspaper, We budget cuts, please remember that which was exhibited on the trip It doesn't make sense! I'm sure absence of The New Hampshire keeps me even more interested. the U ninversity is producing the shouldn't be accepted there are many other horror stories and we were angered that no illustrated Being a dedicated conservative, I future leaders of this state. If we agency or public service as well as these. Unless there is a were ever provided to by any do occasionally find some things reasons do not receive a quality education, which provides rides to inebriated drastic change, I urge all other explain that absence. Above all, we a little off color. But, it's still a free we will not have qualified leaders. The COAST/Karivan bus seniors/ graduates not to donate feel sympathy towards those stu­ people. country and because of that fact I The University cannot improve it's is partly financed by a money due to the many circumstan­ who wish to gain experience system will honor this right and keep an dents reputation without proper funding. transportation fee, how­ ces I have mentioned and those, I'm journalism by working for a student mind. in An investment in the University is a public bus service sure, you have experienced. open as unimpressive and, ever, COAST Recently, w bile reading through newspaper is an investment in the future. and they have non-university pay­ Sincerely, the pages of the 2/24/89 issue of · Sincerely, ing customers in addition to UNH Julia Sinclair I came across some A. Lapoint Many students at UNH your publication, Jane students. real garbage. Needless to say I lost have no exposure to public trans­ my open mind! The comic section portation and consider the COAST on page 23 had a display by Jeff a University extra. In com­ Money C buses Harris titled, "Death in Heaven­ parison, a city transportation sys­ To the Editor: A Companion." I found this all quite • tem, as in Boston or New York, the During Spring Break I was rather ignorant, with the sketch of a man PLEASE! behavior exhibited by Mr. Alexand­ upset about the $50 tuition late representing the N.R.A., also wear­ er's friends would receive the same charge char appeared on my bill. ing a hood such as a member of the treatment; removal by request or After appealing the charge, which was denied, I kindly wrote a semi­ K.K.K. would have. The N.R.f. by authorities. very patriotic American organ believe responsibility sarcastic letter to Robert Berry in is a I strongly including many of our individual and an the business office. After speaking ization, lies with the and N.H. Governors is responsible for their with a few friends, I was advised presidents individual down through the years. The behavior. that I should enter this letter in The own N.R.A. has never had any ties with obey the simple rules New Hampshire so other students Please such anti-American group or posted in the buses, No and parents become aware of what which are and never will! Drinking or Food, and happens to Out of State­ groups, Smoking, I don't know where this so-called common courtesys of Please be Independent students. the cartoonist, Jeff Harris is coming and Please Do Not Distract Seated or going to. But, I do know the Driver. We are doing Dear Mr. Berry from or Bother that I wouldn't want to be affiliated to keep COAST/Karivan Most everybody has gone for our best with a publication that supports a pleasant and safe ride for all our spring break. I'm sitting behind the main frame curious if the UNH the works of such suicidal displays. customers. this exhibit of garbage Johanna Lyons administration is aware of their How does into New Hampshire's higher COAST /Kari van Operator and hypocritical bookmarkers with the fit · Dispatcher quotation- "Our real power is educational system? curiousity. That is what drives us I'm not a member of the N.R.A., to study, to understand, to think only an American who is fed up with WRITE A LETTER TO THE Prices new ideas that are the future of the seeing such an ignoramus spreading world, and to teach these things hate and discontent around our To the Editor: to others." Gordon A. Haaland great country. EDITOR. While it is known that Durham, BOLONY!! Sincerely, are Jim Perkins • NH is no utopia, and prices I believe the quote meant to say­ • ::, . generally higher than the surround­ "Our real power is money. 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PAGE TWENTY-SIX THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, 1989 CLASSIFIED ·sA· l E =Offfe Workers Ne~oUNH College-- What's the difference being different? Do THE DEMOCRATIC STUDNT ORGANI ­ EATON. HALL, MARSTON, RICHARDSON, Work Study positions available at the Social you need support or want to talk to someone ZATION'S Spring lecture series presents SACKETT, and WOODRUFF. The Mini Fo R Securtiy office in Portsmouth, NH . Pays about being different at UNH ... feel free to Joseph Keefe. Mr. Keefe will be spekaing Dorms. A great plac8 to livei Applications $6.00 per hour. Applicants must be ap- call any of these members of the Div~sity on the orgins of NH Economic Mess. for residency in the Minis are now available FOR SALE: Queen Size King Koil ·wate r proved for College Work Study by UNH. Committee: Denise Connors, Nursing Dept. Thursday 30, 12:30-2 p .m. in the Carrol­ at Pettee H ou se , and In th e Mini Dorm bed. Good shape. Cost $550. New. Asking Call 433-0716 and ask for Mr. White. 862-3405; Stuart Churchill-Hoyer, Dean Belknap Rm MUS. office, rm 101 Richardson. $250. Call Tom at 749-1835 SUMMER JOBS -Oceanfront hotel in of SIL;dents Office 862-2050; Les Fisher, THE CANDIDATES THAT CARE - FOR SALE- 3 Pedicabs. Run your own Ogunquit, Me, needs Asst. Manager and English Dept. 862-1313; Marianne For- Yeantopulos-Jenkins. Student Body Pres­ business this summer.Pedicabs have been Pregnant? We may be able to ease the chambermaids. Chambermaids receive tescue, Student Activities 862-1524; Susan ident and Vice President. Vote April 11 and successful in Portsmouth for 4 years. Great burden of this difficult time in you! lite. salary, guaranteed tip and room. Daily work. Franzosa, Dept. of Education 862-2376; 12. summer job. Fantastic entrepreneurial Asst. Manager includes reservations, front Emily Moore, Dean of Students Office 862- Warm, loving couple wants to adopt FREE A talk on S.D .I. America's Defense experience. Call Ty 436-5866 days; 207- desk, gardening, housekeeping. salary, _2_05_0_. ______newborn. Paid medical expenses. Call or Myth?? Dr. Gene Vosseler Tonight 7 439-6939 evenings. Leave message. some tips and room. Both should be Marlene and Barry collect (203) 268-5123. Are you interested in living in a small dorm, p.m. Granite State Room available till after Labor day. Call 207-646- adopt a baby. If 1984 Honda CRX New Brakes, Tailpipe, with c;lose friends, and privacy? Are you "Loving couple wants to 8801 or write (include phone and dates Come to the ALPHA PHI OPEN HOUSE AM/FM Cassette. Good Rubber $3,450 willing ·.to make the committment to Special you can help us , or know someone who and wee­ available) to : Edward Blake, Box 555, York on Tuesday March 28 from 8-10 p.m. All (603) 448-4329. or 8/0. 749-51665 Evenings Interest Housing? The Mini Dorms are a can, please call collect at Harbor, Me. 03911 . are welcome. kends. great place to live' Come check us out. LEADERSHIP EXPERIENCE ABILITY DI­ 1984 SUBARU GL-10 STATION WAGON. Plan for you FALL WORK/STUDY JOB Applications for residency in the Minis are LOOK! 1 WE WANT YOU FOR OUT 1989- VERSITY .. . VOTE YEAUTOPULOS-JEN­ ALL OPTIONS, INCLUDING A/C, CRUISE, NOW: If you are a student with a 2 .5 GPA now available at Pettee House, or in the 90 PUBLICATION, SO PUT YOUR APPLI­ KINS APRIL 11th and 12th RUST. SPOTLESS INTE­ who wants a challengin position! in a rm . 101 Richardson CATION IN NOW. GAIN EXPERIENCE IN SUNROOF. NO Mini Dorm office, THE FACTS ABOUT S.D .I. GENE VOSSEL­ 868- friendly, supportive environment, apply A VARIETY OF FIELDS. BE A PART OF RIOR. EXCELLENT. $3950, or 8/0. House. ER SPEAKER 7 PM GRANITE STATE be a tutor/ counselor at TASK, Bookstore CAPTURING UNH IN PHOTOS, WRITING 5122. to RM .. FREE ... TUES MARCH 28 Parking Lot by April 17th. AND ARTWORK AND HAVE A BLAST 1982 Toyota long bed pickup with cap 4 Jon - Just a little personal from Me to say DOING IT!I CONTACT KRISTEN AT 862- Come to the ALPHA PHI OPEN HOUSE speed manual transmission. Runs good. An excellent Badford Telecommunications HI and to say THANKS, just for being. You 1599 or Room 125 MUS. DEADLINE, April on Tuesday March 28 from 8-1 0 pm ALL Some Rust. $1200. 431-1823 company is ready to offer YOU great PAY amaze me, ya know? And it 's not all 7th. ARE WELCOME. & EXPERIENCE this summer ... Business Strawberry Fields, Oompa Loompas, Rol­ 1984 Dodge Charger. 59,000 miles, great majors with a 3.0 GPA - TAKE THIS . love, ME :.C ..c condition. reliable. Call Mike 659-7414. ling Rocks, etc. either' WOW AWESOME OPPORTUNITY NOWII Call Commodore 128 Computer. Comes with Field Experience 862-1184 (88150) everything Excellent Condition' Over 1,000 COME TO THE ALPHA PHI OPEN HOUSE Bill's TOWN OF DURHAM:-- DEPARTMENT OF games. Value of $2,500 - $900.00 firm. Call ON TUESDAY MARCH 28 FROM 8-10 PM. PUBLIC WORKS. Two summer construc­ Steve Estes@ 742-1238. ALL ARE WELCOME. Escort tion inspections needed. Minimum of three STUDENT ORGAN­ 1978 Toyota Corolla Stationwagon 135,000 (3) years education in an accredited civil THE DEMOCRATIC SPRING LECTURE SERIES Service miles, Engine in Good Condition. Best offer, engineering program or equivilent on-the­ IZATIONS PRESENTS JOSEPH KEEFE. MR. KEEFE (207) 384-5218. job experience. Must be 18 years of age WILL BE SPEAKING ON THE ORIGINS OF 1979 VW Rabbit (fuel injected). Good and possess or ability to obtain a valid NH NH ECONOMIC MESS THURSDAY 30 12- Condition. Two Basswood rollup shades driver's license. Must be available May What You see 30-2 pm IN THE CARROL BELKNAP RM for porch (7 by 9 feet) Two porch rugs (44 22 through September 1 with possible part­ MUB. by 6 feet). 1980 small (70cc) Honda time employment continuing through the is what you motorcycle/motorscooter. Three birch­ fall. Rate: up to $8 per hour Applications SUMMER JOBS - $8.40/hr or commission. GET! wood cabinet doors (18 by 24 inches; available at the Durham Town Office or Advertising sales. No experience neces­ Platform bed. Call 868-2296. contact the Personnel Office at 868-5571. sary. We will train. Work locally. Car Closing date for applications is April 14. recommended. Call Steve Gorman at (800) Must Sell. Excellent Buy. 1984 Honda The town of Durham is an equal opportunity 344-6766 for details & applicaiton. METRO Prelude, sunroof, AM/FM Cassette, 5- employer MARKETING GROUP speed, excellent condition/maintenance, high milege. $4800 or 8.0 . Call 364-2160 TOWN OF DURHAM - DEPARTMENT OF Alicon, Ellen, Beth, Kristin, and Chip. Thanx or (802)748-2218 PUBLIC WORKS. Employees wanted to for taking care of me. If you find out any assist in general public works maintenance ther embarassing stuff that I didn, please 1980 FORD MUSTANG Four Cylinder, 2.3 and construction projects for the summer tell me. I still ahve two hours unaccounted liter. New Brakes, water pump, thermostat. in the following departments: for. Good Condition, no rust. Reduced $1000 Highway Department (207)384-527 4 Have you ever considered living in Special Building and Grounds is looking for new.players. Interest Housing? The Mini Dorms may Wastewater Treatment Facility be the place for youl Find out what we're If would like to play for a top New England T earn Must be available for the entire summer you really all about! Applications are now -- May 22 or earlier through September travels and competes (successfully) all over New available at Pettee House or in the Mini that IBPVhJfEIJ 1 and must be 18 years of age. Dorm office, rm 1 01 Richardson House. to the Rate: $6.50 per hour England, and has a blast while doing it, come CRUISE SHIP JOBS. Now hiring men and Applications available at the Durham Town new people's meeting in the Mub Pub (near the grill) women. Summer & career opportunities Office or contact ihe Personnel Office at The Democratic Student Organization's (will train). Excellent Pay plus World Travel. 868-5571 . Closinmg date for applications Spring Lucture series presents Joseph this Wednesday, March 29, at 7 p.m .. Hawaii, Bahamas, Caribbean, Etc. CALL is April 14. Tbe town of Durham is an equal Keefe. Mr. Keefe will be speaking ant he NOWI (206) 736-7000 Ext. 465J (call opportunity employer origins of NH Economic Mess Thursday No experience whatsoever necessary! refundable) 30 12:30 - 2 p.m. in the Carrol Belknap Rm Phone sales evening positions available, MUB. flexible workdays, Hourly pay plus bonus. HEY YOU HEDONIST FAGS WHO DWELL For details call after 4 pm 431 -1963. IN 123 C (Bets & Jed), Hope you had a great of personc\l care Easter/ Anniversary weekend. Thankx for Disabled person in search ·---- attendant for the summer. Salary $6.25/hr, Dover - 3 bedrooms, living room, kitchen all you encouragement in my endeavors! . - -- 28 hours/wk. Job description: assist w/ and bath in a restored colonial. $600 month Love ya, Cindy. personal grooming, food shopping, house includes heat and electricity. HELP WANTED!! PUT YOUR APPLICAI ­ cleaning, accessible to students on UNH 4 bedrooms, living room, kitchen and bath. TON IN NOW FOR THE 89-90 PULBICA­ campus. Call 868-1986, leave message. $800 month includes heat and hot water. TION. GAIN EXPERIENCE IN A VARIETY -- 5 bedrooms, living room, den, kitchen and -- Can you play the guitar, juggle, dance, or OF FIELDS. BE A PART OF CATURING bath. $765 month. lease required, no pets. yodel? Do you have a band or do you sing UNH IN PHOTOS, WRITING, AND ART Call 742-7908 between 7-9 pm . T DOING IT RNs GNs LPNs GPNs in the shower? If so, consider performing WORK AND HAVE A BLAS ­ at GIBBS AID, April 22. It will be a great Attractive, spacious room for two In Durham CONT ACT KRISTEN AT 862-1599. DEAD OPPORTUNITIES ARE OPEN! home. Private e ntrance, private bath , 2- LI NE APRIL 7. way to make a debut and help a local charity ---- Nursing professionals. We offer you the opportunities! The opportunity at the same time. For detaiis contact Jane minute walk to campus. $220 / month each, Jen, Thanks for making the past year so to work in a professional practice environment geared to the health Hampshire. The chance to enhance at 862 -4250. includes utilites. 868-2758 after 4 pm special and so much fun . Love, Me. care needs of Seacoast New your career goals and challenge yourself by working with a supportive, SUMMER JOBS TO SAVE ENVIRONMEN­ UNH Faculty and students - three bedroom COME TO THE ALPHA PHI OPEN HOUSE dedicated health care team. The ability to excel and move up within the organization. T ... Ea rn $2500-3500. National campaign furnished for (1989-90) se mester. Rent ON TUESDAY MARCH 28 FROM 8-10 PM. about them at our Open postions to pass clean air act, stop toxic $475 C al l Eddie (508) 8 51-0747 or Kim ALL ARE WELCOME. More opportunities await. Why not find out House Events taking place in April? We will have informal chats and pollution, tighten pesticide controls & and Marie 926-4215 Are YOU what the Minis a re looking for?­ formal interviews. Come tour the Seacoast's largest hospital and area's promote comprehensive recycling, avail­ Beach House' 3 -bdrm house, $475 / mo only state designated, level II trauma center. Sample our free brunch Find out for you rself! Applications are now able in 18 states & D.C. lntvs on campus winterized, available for 89-90 school year. and visit with staff nurses from various departments. available for h ousing in th e Minis next fal l. 3.27,28. Call Kate at 1-800-622~2202 Hampton, NH . Call 926-4215 (pm's) Graduating Nurses. We offer the only three month Graduate Nurse Pi ck one up at Pettee House, or in the Mini Internship Program in the Seacoast area. Take note of a special brunch SKI AND SAIL. Hiring Management Trai­ Roomate wanted - female, non smoker. Dorm office, rm . 1 01 Ri c hardson House. presentation "Transition From GN to RN". nees for retail sportwear shops spend Share 3 b edroom apt. $150 / month plus Your opportunities are open at Wentworth - Douglass Hospital. Come winters at Killington and Pico Ski Areas 1 / 3 utilities, available now. Dover 749- The Democratic Stude n!Organization 's to the Open House and find out which opportunities are right for you! and summers in Natucket and Martha's 1739 more information, call Mark Felici, at 1 -800. 543- 7865, Spring Lecutre Series presents JOSEPH For directions or Vi neyard. Contact Erika Luff 802-422-9896. extension 185. FREE APT. Grad. student family seeks KEEFE. 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By Mike Stinson Club president Tom Cooke Spring is in the air and the felt the brothers did an out­ UNH cycling club is on the go. standing job. "The Millers were Last weekend the team travelled very impressive," he said. "They to Newton, Massachusetts for controlled the race and did what a competition sponsored by the they wanted." Boston Road Club. Several Seniors Liz Uretsky and Tif­ members of the team were able fany Beck bo'th did good jobs as to compete in the training race they also took pare in the men's as the squad prepared for the 'B' competition. Freshman upcoming season. Cathy Thompson made the trek The 'A' race proved co be a to Newton with the team and good event for New Hampshire rode well in the men's 'D' race. as they placed two riders in the Cooke noted the excellent : top ten. Freshman Scott Fader performance the women put in took top honors for the 'Cats over the weekend. "The worn- . when he crossed the line in sixth en's ream looks very promis­ place. Following behind was ing," he said. Tom Cooke, capturing the The action will really heat up number eight spot. this weekend when the club will Miller was the name of the take a full team to Annapolis, game in the 'B' race. Brothers Maryland for its first intercol­ The UNH cycling team looks to kick off another successful season when they start the season Eric and Scott both gave fine legiate competition of the sea­ this weekend. (File photo) · • . · performances. Eric triumphed son. Cooke feels the team is I . in two sprints while Scott rode ready for chis upcoming event. to a third place finish over the "We're really optimistic about course of the competition . Annapolis," he said. Foes foil fencers hopes ■ ADl(continued from page 28) I By Mike Stinson team were Steve Goodridge in first time in school history. The Steve Hardy, the chairman representative on the commit­ The UNH fencing club was the foil, Chris Wall in the saber men's team finished the day in of the search committee chat tee, said that Chapman's overall back in action this weekend. The and Bill Pon~ers in the epee. • 10th place out of 14 teams. The selected Chapman as one of its experience in athletic admin­ team cook on the Seacoast Coach Paul Poulos was quite three final candidates, listed istration impressed him. "He pleased with the way the women took a well earned sixth Fencers at home on Saturday team several reasons for Chapman's was· almost over qualified," said performed. "They place finish, earning the team and came up a little short, did very selection. Gallivan. "He has no wea­ well," he said. "The teams' a special award as the highest getting only 26 vicrories to Hardy was impressed with knesses. He will be a fantastic Seacoast's 40. fundamentals were excellent." placing club team. Coach Poulos said that even Chapman's ability co lead athletic.director. He's a winner." Twenty Wildcats took part Pbulos also noted that the with an impressive performance coaches, raise money through Chapman officially took con­ in the event, with about forty Seacoast team had much more like that, the club is always fundraising, plan for the future trol of the athletic director's people participating in all. A experience in competition than looking for new members. He and improve public relations. position last Friday, but he will unique flavor was added co the did his club. He did not, how­ also said the team is currently "I~ was _clear we would be happy not be at UNH on a consistent day because all three fencing ev~r, try to use this as an excuse. planning on expanding its sche­ with him," said Hardy. "He is day to day basis until around events (foil, epee and saber~ "The· club needs co be chal­ dule to :nclude more competi­ so strong in the area of public June 1 due to the time he needs were used. lenged," he said. He felt the tions for relations. He is so articulate." co make the change from To­ Despite the loss,the day was· higher caliber of competition next year. The team will next take part Sean Gallivan, the student ronto to Durham. not a total loss for the UNH would only help the team in the in an intra-club competition team. The Wildcats captured long run. to determine the club champion. the women's foil behind Kirsten Shortly before break the club The scheduling is not definate Gannon's three victories. T-he faced its biggest challenge of ~ ~ yet but it is planned for shortly club also triumphed in the the year. UNH cook a full team before final exams and will be women's sabre competition. . to the New England Intercol­ open to Also performing well for the legiate Championships for the the public. Sports Enthusiasts .Lacrosse is back in action The New • Ha~pshire is looking for Sports Editors for the 1989-90 academic year.

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1 ftrst three games ~n the road. (file photo) . 1989 PAGE TWENTY-EIGHT THE NEW HAMPSHIRE TUESDAY, MARCH 28, Sports Chapman takes men's AD post By Brian Brady fill the position within thirty After waiting nearly two days. years, the UNH Department Chapman realizes that two of Athletics has finally named of the biggest obstacles standing a Men's Athletic Director. Gil­ in UNH's path to success are bert "Gib" Chapman, who has its lack of adequate facilities and been the Director of Athletics lack of money. at the University of Toronto "The facilities are a real since 1982, was named to the problem," Chapman said. "My oost at a news conference at the dissappoirnment is seeing the Alumni Center on Friday. facilities at UNH and compar­ Chapman told the ga11ery of ing then with Toronto's ... UNH about fifty people that he w·as is looking for the capital gain delighted and that he looks to perhaps improve the facil­ forward to working hard to ities." bring UNH men's athletics "to As far as money is concerned, the next level." Chapman wants to make a hard Chapman, 53, comes tO UNH drive for more alumni contri­ after a long line of athletic butions and more overall fun­ success at various Canadian draising. colleges. He has been the coach "We haven't done a lot in the of the Toronto basketball team area of fundraising," Chapman · \ for the past three years and even said. "We will also seek more led them to the Canadian col- It must Gilbert Chapman speaks at a press conference Friday after he was announced new UNH Men's corporate sponsorship. legiate "Final Four" this past be a team effort. I am not going Athletic Director. (Ron Bergeron photo) season. Despite this success, he to just sit in my office." ruled himself out as a candidate Chapman stressed the team • for the UNH basketball head approach that he wants to instill coaching job. in the men's athletic depart­ Pitchers key for 'Cats While at Toronto, Chapman ment. He wants to meet with guided various university varsity each coach individually to get of their team feature three players with ex­ "There is great potential in teams to ten national titles. briefed on the state By Kevin Connelly ideas on how co perience and speed. Sophomore Emery, Aronson, and Muthers­ Chapman decided to accept a,nd develope The 1989 UNH baseball team Mike Varano will hold down the baugh," Conner said. "We will the athletic direcror's position improve them. their that were in­ will take the diamond for left field position, ~bile speedy look to them for help in certain because he feels UNH will make The parties first game on Friday. Head coach junior Scott MacDonald will be situations." the necessary commitment to volved in selecting Chapman year to him aboard Ted Conner is in his 24th playing center. Junior Sean Offensively, the 'Cats hitting be athletically successful. were excited have and staff. at the helm of the Wildcats, Ashley rounds out the outfield will come along. They do not "It is clear that the school is the UNH season the Director of finds it tough starting the in the right field slot. With a possess great speed, but enough dedicated to improving· the Mike O'Neil, who in conjunction so early. career .318 batting averag·e, to at least move runners along. athletic program," Chapman Athletics, made "We start earlier and earlier Ashley will be looked upon as "We do not have as good of said. "We need to attract spec­ with President Haaland to hire Chap­ each season," Conner said. an offensive weapon as well. speed as I would like," Conner tators." the final decision iqside "We are indeed "We've had to practice Freshman Kevin Mealey will said. "We have about four The first priority on Chap­ man, said, but we have Chapman. To or on the tennis courts, play some left and center, while people who can run, so we will man's agenda is tO find a new fortunate to to get on the field a person of his quality is a won't be able sophomore Jim Rigazio will see have to do more hitting, and head basketball coach. He will get coup." until Tuesday or Wednesday." action in left and right field. we'll need to move people along attend this weekend's "Final real things With only a couple of prac­ Coach Conner said he "will go by executing." Four" NCAA Basketball Tour­ O'Neil said the two most were tices on the diamond, the 'Cats with experience in the outfield," "Pitching will be our strong nament to begin the search. that impressed him pre­ to commun­ will have to rely ·on their and will use underclassmen point this year, and that's not "The person for the job will Chapman's ability of him vious experience, which should Mealey and Rigazio at times. a bad sitaution," Conner con­ have to be dedicated to bringing icate and the prospects athletic direc­ be this year's asset. Behind the plate will be Tony tinued. "Defensively we're ade­ the program to the top," Chap­ being a "coach's expe­ "We have people with Martins. The junior is a solid quate. We just haven't played man said. "I think there's a tor." career," O'Neil rience at this level," Conner defensive catcher and will pro­ enoµgh yet. But that along with tremendous opportunity at "Look at his into programs added. "Our only position with­ vide experience as the signal our ;hitting will come along." UNH." Chapman will shop for said. "He went and raised out experience is shortstop, but caller. Freshman Phil Dupra~ The 'Cats will hit the road for a current division one basketball similar to UNH that we have two good freshmen adds backup for Martins. their first five ball games, coae:h or a first assistant from them." can handle the job." The Wildcats have a quality starting with a double header a prominant basketball school Dave Stewart and Jim Neary AD p.27 pitching staff to work with on at Rhode Island on Friday. for the position. He hopes to --.... . are the two rookies fighting for the mound. Senior Joe Teixeira the position. Conner is pleased returns needing seven wins to with their progress and feels break the all-time record. In '87, they will do an excellent job. the Massachusetts native Jim Lucci will handle the pitched in a record 16 games and second base job. In his final needs only four more appear­ season, Lucci will be looked ances to break that record. upon for his bat as well as his Junior Jim Stevens is penciled glove. He led last year's team in as the second starter. A strong in RBIs with 21, was second in freshman season left Stevens hits and doubles, and third in with a 6-5 record, and he is runs scored. expected to return to form this At first base will be Sean year. Hamilton. He handled the short­ Junior Mike Smith and sopho­ stop duties the last two years mores Chris Schott, Rob Car­ for the 'Cats, but Coach Conner pentier, and Dan Sweet will all "felt a need for help for first," figure into the starting rotation. and moved the 5' 11" junior to Senior Rick Staba is fighting the position. an injury, but will bring his three Mike Levin returns at third years of college pitching expe­ base for the 'Cats. A career .337 rience to the staff, once he is hitter, Le:vin is just 11 hits shy healed. of becoming only the sixth "We are working with ten player in UNH history to b.r;eak pitchers, ' Conner said. " The the 100-hit mark. Freshman top seven all have had enough Mike Bossidy is "coming along experience to see action." well" according to Conner, and Freshmen Scott Aronson and will see some action at the hot · Rich Muthersbaugh and sopho­ corner as well. more Ian Emery will also help baseball team is ready to dive into the season as they prepare for the openet The Wildcat's outfield does out on the ·mound as the year The Wildcat not have much depth, but will goes on. , on Friday at URI. (File photo)