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Page 4 Thursday, February 11, 2010 The Westfield Leader and The Scotch Plains – Fanwood TIMES A WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. PUBLICATION ABCDICTIONOPQRSTDECEPTIONUVWXYZ The Scotch Plains–Fanwood The Westfield Leader Letters to the Editor Times Since 1959 — Established 1890 — DD Legal Newspaper for the Town of Westfield, Legal Newspaper for the Borough of Fanwood TM Boroughs of Mountainside and Garwood And the Township of Scotch Plains Local Government Does Work in DD And the County of Union, NJ. Diction Deception Members of: Below are four arcane words, each New Jersey Press Association • National Newspaper Association • Westfield Area Chamber of Commerce Westfield - ‘The Quiet Zone’ with four definitions – only one is correct. Scotch Plains Business & Professional Association • Fanwood Business & Professional Association I wish to express my sincere thanks to this project. This “Quiet Zone” not only The others are made up. Are you sharp everyone, especially the town officials – benefits the residents of Westfield, but enough to discern this deception of dic- Periodicals – Postage Paid at Rahway, New Jersey Periodicals – Postage Paid at Rahway, New Jersey past and present- who contributed to the neighboring Clark and Scotch Plains too. tion? P.O. Box 250 • 251 North Avenue, West P. O. Box 368 success of the “Quiet Zone” instituted in It improves the quality of our lives, and it If you can guess one correctly – good Westfield, N.J. 07091 Scotch Plains, N.J. 07076 Westfield. certainly improves all of our property guess. If you get two – well-read indi- Tele: (908) 232-4407 • E-mail: [email protected] • Web: www.goleader.com • Fax: (908) 232-0473 This endeavor began for me back in values. But most importantly, according vidual. If you get three – word expert. If 1995 when I approached than Assembly- to the Federal Railroad Administration you get all four – You must have a lot of POSTMASTER: Send address changes to the offices of the newspapers at man Richard Bagger about the distress- research, it has increased the safety of the free time! P. O. Box 250, Westfield, New Jersey 07091 ing train whistle in our community. He railroad crossing dramatically. All words and correct definitions Published every Thursday by Watchung Communications, Inc. started the ball rolling, as did our town In these times when people have lost come from the board game Diction council – and the long process has finally faith in government, it is refreshing to Deception. Paul Peyton Horace R. Corbin Jeff Gruman come to fruition, expedited by the support know our small town still cares enough to Answers to last week’s arcane words. ASSIGNMENT EDITOR PUBLISHER SALES MANAGER and determination of our current Mayor listen and help its residents. It should be a 1. Sakeen – A wild goat of the Suzette F. Stalker David B. Corbin Michael L. Bartiromo Andy Skibitsky, the town council and priority to improve what we can in our Himalayas COMMUNITY ASSISTANT PUBLISHER & SPORTS MARKETING PRODUCTION Councilman Jim Foerst. communities. 2. Tentation – Experimental adjust- Michael Pollack Ben Corbin Robert P. Connelly Many uninformed people have com- In short, it was worth the wait. ment EDUCATION & ARTS SERVICES BUSINESS OPERATIONS mented on the reasons why the town Gary Strano 3. Temulentive – Somewhat intoxi- would spend so many years working on Westfield cated 4. Miff – To take offense or quarrel SUBSCRIPTION PRICE www.goleader.com/subscribe One-year – $28 • Two-year – $52 • Three-year – $76 • One-year college (September to May) – $20 ‘What About Volunteerism’ SURPHUL 1. Bristled; standing erect To Fill SID Manager Job? 2. Out of use 3. Harsh in taste, acrid Kudos to Mayor [Nancy] Malool for I have been a volunteer in Scotch Plains 4. To bathe with medicated water It’s Football, Dang It; Man-up opposing the Scotch Plains Management for over 25 years serving both as chair- PECCADILLO Corp. (SPMC) in reference to the $44,000 man of the Construction Board of Ap- 1. An expert on social behavior among being spent on salaries and fees, etc. peals and Fire Sub Code official. All of ethnic groups Hiring Lisa Schiller [as co-manager of the board members, including myself, 2. A petty fault or minor offense And Play Outdoors in the Cold! the Special Improvement District] con- serve the people of Scotch Plains gratis as 3. A vagabond stitutes a conflict of interest since her well as many other too numerous to Those who watched the Super Bowl surely noticed brutality and physicality play itself out. They want to see 4. A burrowing animal of South husband is an SPMC board member. mention. America related to the armadillo but advertisement after advertisement chiding emasculated contact and impact, and they want to feel it, uncensored, Westfield’s SID (Special Improvement Wake up people of Scotch Plains! Don’t smaller males for an apparent loss of vim and vigor. One such ad, in the natural element it exists for most of the latter half of District) program is successful under Mr. complain about your taxes when you stand IDONEOUS for Dockers, featured men strutting in their underwear to the schedule. Yet, the NFL is shunning this to cater to [Dominic] Verdic alone. mute and allow these practices to con- 1. Self-absorbed What about volunteerism for Lisa tinue. 2. Producing a slight glow the tune of “I Wear No Pants.” Perhaps these ads were a corporate sponsors. Schiller’s position to give back to your clarion call to onlookers of the Super Bowl to man-up and To see Peyton Manning sporting a suntan from the Bob Roberts 3. Suitable; proper community! Scotch Plains 4. Peaceful; friendly be like their favorite gladiators of the gridiron. Miami shore on the sidelines of the Super Bowl seems TORMINA We’re starting to question, however, how gladiator-like about as anachronistic as a wind-burned Derek Jeter Municipal Mergers: Is it 1. Deep feeling of remorse, guilt the NFL’s decision makers are exactly. putting a parka over his pinstripes. 2. Turmoil While the NFL, undoubtedly the behemoth of the four The other element is this: The NFL is a sport that also 3. Severe gripping pains in the bowels A Case of ‘Boroughitis”? 4. Extreme doubt, disbelief professional sports played in America, has created an celebrates the chaos, debauchery and madness that is the Over the February 7 weekend, Gina The reason that I bring this up is Union image of manliness, it refuses to allow Super Bowls to be home team’s fan base. Each stadium has its hooligans, but Genovese, former mayor of Long Hill, County, itself. Probably only political decided in anywhere but tropical, neutral locations. We’ve in one voice, these 80,000 madmen cheer their teams on had an interesting piece in the Home junkies (geeks?) realize that we have four Letters to News Tribune. She thought that we lim- CD’s and four LD’s in the county. None heard that this is done so that, a year in advance, TV and to victory and distract the ever-loving heck out of the ited ourselves in thinking about munici- coincide perfectly with each other. Lin- the Editor radio crews can plan their schedules easier and prepare to opposing team. It makes another compelling storyline pal mergers to two towns at a time. In den has three CD’s with Union Township broadcast two weeks of nonsense prior to game day. For and sideshow during the games. Tailgaters begin cooking many cases we end up with one, still, and Elizabeth having two each! Plainfield Business-Sponsored as great as the game itself always is, the Super Bowl sadly up the energy in the parking lot and then bring it inside to small town that can’t take advantage of is the only town in the sixth CD and Signs Are ‘Out of Class’ has been corrupted to become a quasi-Corporate Bowl, the game. size. She proposed trying a mindset of Hillside the only one in the 29th LD. The five towns as a model. only district of the eight is the 20th LD, Around August 2009, St. Helen’s Ro- filled with unnecessary pre-game and in-game tomfool- What we had at the Super Bowl this year, again, was a This got me thinking with other issues which is totally in Union County yet man Catholic Church in Westfield erected ery that sometimes supercedes the action on the field. milquetoast crowd in a neutral site. This should come as rambling around the public debate over shares three CD’s. Neighboring counties three new church name signs at entrances However, we all know the real reason games will never no surprise. The Super Bowl will always have a slightly the last year. We always have the issue such as Middlesex, Morris and Essex, to their property. Attached to the three be played north of the Mason-Dixon line: Weather in most elitist crowd due to the cost of a ticket. That kills some of with the relevancy of the counties (add in also have a few towns placed in our sphere. signs are commercial advertisements, the archaic title of Chosen Freeholder), The stars are aligned. Let us have 12 “contributed by Johnson Funeral Home.” northern cities could be unmanageable as compared to the crowd’s edge instantly because the average fan is the Census with the forthcoming con- districts that match the CD’s instead of 21 If I owned a business and paid for St. their southern counterparts. priced out. Sadly, the NFL compounds this by welcoming gressional (CD) and legislative (LD) re- counties. We center merger activities in Helen’s signs, would I be allowed to First of all, why should the southern portion of the the game in neutral sites, where most in the crowd cheer apportionment, issues with the winner- these rather arbitrary districts.