Assemblywoman Stender's Fanwood Opinions Questioned by Times
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Page 4 Thursday, November 21, 2002 The Westfield Leader and THE TIMES of Scotch Plains – Fanwood A WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. PUBLICATION ABCDICTIONOPQRSTDECEPTIONUVWXYZ THE TIMES Letters to the Editor The Westfield Leader of Scotch Plains – Fanwood — Established 1890 — — Established 1959— DD Official Newspaper of the Borough of Fanwood and WF Resident Spies Pre-Thanksgiving The Official Newspaper of the Town of Westfield DDTM and the County of Union the Township of Scotch Plains Diction Deception Member of: Member of: Wild Turkeys in His Neighborhood New Jersey Press Association New Jersey Press Association • National Newspaper Association My Thanksgiving turkey arrived early developed a taste for white meat. Below are four arcane words, each National Newspaper Association Scotch Plains Business & Professional Association with four definitions – only one is cor- Westfield Area Chamber of Commerce Fanwood Business & Professional Association this year. So, the three magnificent-looking gob- To be entirely correct, three wild tur- blers that I tracked with my camera appar- rect. The others are made up. Are you Periodicals – Postage Paid at Westfield, New Jersey Periodicals – Postage Paid at Scotch Plains, New Jersey keys showed up on a lawn across the street ently had made a choice: Live with the sharp enough to discern this deception of P.O. Box 250 • 50 Elm Street P. O. Box 368 • 1906 Bartle Avenue from my home. To say that the appearance Bobcat or move in with Man. Hey, stop diction? Westfield, N.J. 07091 Scotch Plains, N.J. 07076 of such wildlife on Embree Crescent is as laughing. So, no one takes turkeys to Mensa If you can guess one correctly – good guess. If you get two – well-read indi- Tele: (908) 232-4407 • E-mail: [email protected] • Web: www.goleader.com • Fax: (908) 232-0473 scarce as hen’s teeth is an understatement. meetings. As a Westfielder for almost three de- But could it be that all those hunting vidual. If you get three – word expert. If POSTMASTER: Send address changes to the offices of the newspapers at cades, I have crossed paths many times shows on television that have deified the you get all four – You must have a lot of P. O. Box 250, Westfield, New Jersey 07091 with the usual local fauna: Squirrels, rab- wild turkey as one of the most crafty, free time! All words and correct definitions PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY BY WATCHUNG COMMUNICATIONS, INC. bits, raccoons, rodents and many species elusive creatures to hunt were actually of birds. Until today, my only other expe- telling it like it is? come from the board game Diction Horace R. Corbin Deception. Fred K. Lecomte rience with Wild Turkey has been re- Hmmm. You know, maybe wild tur- Michelle H. LePoidevin PUBLISHER stricted to a highball glass. keys are smart. Consider this: These birds Answers to last week’s arcane words. A&E and EDUCATION David B. Corbin MARKETING DIRECTOR At first glimpse it would appear that have rationalized that it’s okay to walk 1. Springal – An active young man Suzette F. Stalker ASSISTANT PUBLISHER & SPORTS Michael L. Bartiromo these marvelous birds are joining black among humankind this time of year for 2. Trollop – An untidy or dirty woman COMMUNITY MARKETING & PRODUCTION bears and deer in making the point that if good reason. Who wants to bother to kill, 3. Loke – Private road or lane Karen M. Hinds 4. Threnody – A song of lamentation; Jennifer Pinto OFFICE MANAGER Robert P. Connelly their habitats continue to shrink due to pluck and dress a turkey when you can get MANAGER, BUSINESS SYSTEMS a dirge NEWS & REPORTING Ben Corbin unchecked housing development in New a free, frozen 15 or 20-pounder by spend- Lauren S. Pass Lauren A. Gruman Jersey, then wildlife very soon may be- ing $250 on groceries at your local super- FUSTIGATE SERVICES NEWS & REPORTING MARKETING & PRODUCTION 1. To scold or nag SUBSCRIPTION PRICE come tamelife. market? However, a gasoline station attendant in And lastly, before you ask someone to 2. To shape like a spindle; thick, ta- One-year – $24 • Two-year – $46 • Three-year – $66 • One-year college (September to May) – $16 Mountainside later in the day explained that pass the cranberry sauce, ponder this on pering at each end wild turkeys have been around his commu- Thanksgiving Day: What if the Pilgrims 3. Fermentation resulting in a strong, nity for almost 15 years, adding that their had been vegetarians? musty smell 4. To beat with a stick or club numbers have been dwindling recently be- John O’Conner The FCC and NJ Look To Control cause a bobcat, like other carnivores, has ACRISY Westfield 1. Condition in which no right judg- ment can be formed Telemarketers, and We Support This Former Council Candidate Gowen 2. Relating to or affecting external Many in the area get up in the morning with their guessed it! The phone rings. surfaces Thanks All For Campaign Support 3. Sharpness; eagerness first cup of coffee, turn on the computer and erase all Most people don’t like to be impolite. But, it’s 4. Disbelief in God the junk email. How many Nigerian ministers are getting easier for most to say; “I don’t conduct any My apologies for taking so long to history. PALUDISM there anyway that tell you about moving several send off this note of thanks to you. The individuals I met as I campaigned 1. Characterized by an ashy, white business over the phone, take me off your list and As a defeated candidate for Scotch door-to-door, the people I talked with complexion million dollars out of the country because of the never call back.” Others don’t answer the phone Plains Township Council I took a bit of informally or at neighborhood meetings, 2. Acting like a heroic champion; in a latest coup? All they want you to do is give them your anymore; they let their answering machine do the time for reflection and now wish to and especially my neighbors and friends, knightly fashion bank account number for them to deposit these work. Some make a sport of it as they enjoy bedev- express my gratitude for the honor of all had viewpoints and words they shared. 3. Malaria having campaigned in the context of The outpouring of commitment, belief 4. Acting indiscreetly; carelessly riches to split with you. Of course, if you fall for this, iling the telemarketers. such a demonstration of our American and emotion from everyone I dealt with COZEN they’ll suck dry any money you might have in the In spite of the growing animosity to telemarketers, Democracy. was enriching and uplifting. I was truly 1. The hip or hip joint account. the government reports that the industry has grown I am moved, deeply and sincerely, by a part of ‘America-acting-like- 2. A person who steers a boat the treatment I received from all the America’... People speaking out, know- 3. Mentally ill; insane This is just one of the many scams that are going from $435 billion in sales in 1990 to $600 billion in members of the press. While I was care- ing that their words would be heard and 4. To cheat or defraud on by email. By telephone it is: “You’ve been the last year. The government estimates that $40 ful to remain succinct in my responses to that whoever finally gained the elected interviewers, the press was likewise du- role would be chosen from among them, approved!” – “Free airline tickets!” – “Insurance for billion of this is clearly fraudulent. The government tiful in restating my positions with clar- freely and without fear. Teenagers Should Be seniors” – “Lonely and wanting to meet you” – “Free also reports that there are legitimate uses for ity. I congratulate everyone: the winners vacation.” The list goes on, where these telemarketers telemarketing – but the government doesn’t elabo- For me, in this campaign, the opportu- soon to be seated on our Township Coun- Aware Of Side Effects hope to trap the unsuspecting, prey on the weak and nity to impel the works of our democ- cil... the losing candidates who must rate on what these uses are. Certainly, there’s a racy and help bring new ideas and think- now wait to attain their sought-after Caused by Ecstasy take advantage of human frailty. powerful lobbying group in their midst. ing to a public forum was as natural and roles... the Township itself for providing Many Teenagers today are trying the On April 9, 1998, then Assemblyman Richard The government has been concerned about significant a task as I have ever imag- the public forum for an interchange of “club” drug ecstasy, otherwise known on Bagger (now Senator) wrote, “My proposal is telemarketing abuse for some time. The Telephone ined. Consider this: A businessman (a ideas... the observers and writers from the streets as “E” or “X”. Teens take the dad that wants to make a difference...) newspapers and electronic media... the drug thinking that it will give them a new straightforward. The bill says that spammers must Consumer Protection Act (TCPA) of 1991 prohibits with a clear idea of his own leadership individuals and groups who nurture and “high” that will be better than smoking identify who they are and that a spammer who telephone solicitation calls to homes before 8 a.m. potential and a mind filled with thoughts support our political system... congratu- marijuana or drinking alcohol. Little do disguises his or her identity violates the state’s and after 9 p.m. A telephone solicitor must give his for ‘a better tomorrow’ seeks to gain lations..