Uni Failing Indigenous Students Opinion the Road to Hell Is Indeed Paved with ‘Good’ Intentions, Write Laura Webster and Kyol Blakeney
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Week 5, Semester 1, 2014 HONI SOIT QUOULD GO A DRINK Y PENSE p.12 Journalists in conflict zones p.15 Review: the latest from Lars Von Trier ILLUSTRATION BY AIMY NGUYEN Uni failing Indigenous students OPINION The road to hell is indeed paved with ‘good’ intentions, write Laura Webster and Kyol Blakeney. In its various attempts to range of Aboriginal and Torres together.” Perhaps Houston much to be desired. Typically, strengthen and grow its Aboriginal Strait Islander student support actually meant, ‘We’ve found consultation only occurs after and Torres Strait Islander services and structures, including ways of sitting down and moving strategies and policies have community, the University of cultural advisory councils, elders forward in the direction that I already been approved and Sydney has obliterated it. in residence, and 24-hour access to want.’ implemented by the university - safe spaces where support staff are and that’s if it occurs at all. In 2011, USyd appointed Professor permanently located. Such services To date, Houston has moved Shane Houston as Deputy are non-existent at USyd, which student support staff from their Houston can hardly claim to be Vice-Chancellor of Indigenous compounds the loss of our only accessible location in the Koori ignorant of our wishes. He has Strategies and Services, an support network, the Koori Centre. Centre to a fifth-floor office been presented with several important step for the University across campus. He has stopped petitions, he has attended students developing Indigenous culture on Since his appointment Houston Indigenous Tutorial Assistance meetings to hear our grievances, campus. At the time, it seemed as has consistently undermined Scheme (ITAS) sessions from and he had witnessed the mass though Indigenous students and the Aboriginal and Torres Strait being held within the computer rally held at the end of 2012 staff finally would finally have a Islander community that USyd lab. He has consistently ignored protesting his changes to the Koori person in upper level management students and staff have worked input from Indigenous students, Centre. we could rely on to act in our best decades to create. The University’s making them feel disrespected and interests. In 2014, we can now say website features a staff profile disempowered. for certain that we were wrong. where Houston explains that, CONTINUED “We used to march in the street, Students within the Koori Centre ON PAGE 7 Universities such as UNSW, but now we’ve found ways of have stated that Houston’s method UTS, and UWS have a wide sitting down and moving forward of student consultation leaves VISIT OUR WEBSITE AT honisoit.com 3 Letters 14 The trials of the majestic ibis LETTERS 4-5 News 15 Review: Nymphomaniac 6 The Manning Files 16 YIMBY: Housing & Holme Watch. We cannot, and we must not, of publishing this story. Mooting the workplace Catholics people 6 University rankings 17 SRC Help Palestine o’clock overlook these crimes. We must not questions are regularly adapted from deserve the same protections Contents 7 Using sexuality to get ahead 18-19 SRC Reports shy away from them, lest we become old questions or real cases, although against discrimination as genuine It is time to talk about Palestine. complicit in our silence. they are usually attributed to the marginalised groups, that is not 8 Flies are getting it on 20 Puzzles and quizzes original source. While the ‘author’ the case for Honi Soit. Debating or HONI SOIT The late Palestinian poet and It has been almost 70 years since probably should have mentioned it mocking religious beliefs in public 9 A whitewash of coaches in the EPL 21 What’s On national hero, Mahmoud Darwish, ISSUE #5 the Nakbah (‘the Catastrophe’) of was taken from a textbook, this is not discourse at a university is not spoke of “a time to test the teachings: 10 Crushing the candy 22-23 Honey Soy 1948, in which more than 700,000 even the best scandal involving SULS unusual or wrong. can helicopters be turned into Profile: Paul Griffiths Another NDA adve- oh, wait, that was last Palestinans fled their homes, marking and dishonest conduct to come out 11 24 ploughshares?” If we are to see that Considering the crusades, inquisitions, week. Art! the beginning of an ongoging program of Sydney Law School in the last six Journalists in peril time come, we must not turn a blind slaughter of Native Americans, witch 12 of ethnic cleansing that has largely months. gone unnoticed in the West. This eye to the plight of the Palestinians. hunts, the film Noah starring Russell Even if we were to agree that the Crowe, helping spread AIDS in Africa, may be a controversial positon Fahad Ali ‘author’ acted reprehensibly, he’s just collaboration with Fascists in Spain, (indeed, any criticism of the State of BMedSc/MBBS III Israel is controversial, and allegedly some guy. There is no suggestion that telling people they will go to hell for We acknowledge that Honi Soit’s office is located on the traditional lands of the Gadigal people of the Eora nation. We would like to acknowledge anti-Semitic) but it is not without anybody on the SULS executive had sodomy, institutional child abuse and the Traditional Owners of the land on which we work and pay our respects to the Elders past and present. support. Richard Falk, the UN Special Mariana can’t stop a clue that anything was amiss. So of course believing the world goes Rapporteur on occupied Palestine, why bother using Honi’s significant around because of magic, making fun found that Israeli policies are coloured and she won’t stop circulation (50,000 according to of a silly hat the Pope used to wear is by “unacceptable characteristics of Wikipedia, although I could have letting Catholics off lightly. Dearest darling editors, sworn it’s actually 4,000) to embarrass colonialism, apartheid and ethnic Regards, him? cleansing.” Listen you fuckers, I don’t know what Editorial Tom Raue The crimes of Israel often pass into aniseed-laced koala shit they’ve got Anyway, the real question here is you smoking in that editorial dungeon, why so many people were consulting Last Tuesday, two water buffaloes charged of water buffalo: domestic Asian water buffalo There are 172 million water buffaloes on this the realm of the unimaginable. For instance, in the 2008 assault on the but enough is enough. Hall’s Principles of International Law. For fuck’s sake, down King Street after escaping from a film set (Bubalus Bubalis) and the wild water buffalo planet and they contribute more than 70 It’s certainly no Brownlie’s Principles Gaza Strip, Israeli politicans contrived Letters to the editor(s) are an in Sydney Park. (Bubalis arnee). These large bovids evolved million tonnes of milk annually to the world a starvation policy that limited of International Law. talk about Donut from Bulbasaur and thrive on a diet of reeds, food stocks. This makes them experts on important tradition which keeps the humanitarian aid into the region. spirit of interaction between readers Hoping for some better go$$ this week, The national news coverage was superb. One water hyacinth and marsh grasses. dairy issues, and it was rumoured that they King for once, not While health officials determined that and editors alive. eyewitness told the ABC “they were just on the articulated strong theoretical opposition to 170 truckloads of food were required Hannah Ryan that guy above streets, just running”. SMH put their MH370 The temperament of a water buffalo in its King Street’s frozen yoghurt craze. each day, the policy only permitted It is where paid student politicians Arts/Law VII Hypothetical Route Graphic Consultants back natural environment is best encapsulated the entry of 67. In the words of can discuss pressing issues such as Hello Honi Soit. Dov Weisglass, chief-of-staff under their favourite building on campus, to work making a stunning little map with by a photo titled ‘Water buffalo wallowing One buffalo grunted “Seriously? They turn I am a long time reader of, and Ariel Sharon, “The idea is to put the and where everyone who isn’t a law Putin wants a pen a bold red line along King Street to indicate in mud’ about a fifth of the way down the our milk into this filthy textureless crap?” to writer to, this venerable publication. Palestinians on a diet, but not to make student can make fun of law students. where the animals travelled, along King Street. Wikipedia entry for water buffalo. Nowhere which the other replied “Yeah, it tastes like pal My love of this magazine has them die of hunger.” on this authoritative source is there any plutonium and apparently it’s super bad for Therefore, a read receipt is not too been carefully cultured over 7 years Dear editors, However, one flaw in the media’s efforts was indication that water buffalos are naturally them too.” In February, Amnesty International much to ask for. All I want is a simple of study at USyd. I applaud your the complete lack of explanation as to proper disposed to aggressive charges up metropolitan released a report finding that the reply - of any length - notifying me of With the recent bully tactics employed efforts, noted in the most recent the fact that my letter to the editors buffalo identification. How were the buffaloes thoroughfares like King Street. USyd students There are also Wild African buffaloes, but we Israeli Defence Force had “displayed by Russia, I thought you might invite issue’s editorial, to “ recount facts, a callous disregard for human life by has been received.