University-of- Stevens-Point

( - Volume 3 7/ Number 24---March 31, 1988

Graduation moving outdoors

by Paul Jankowski News F,d.Jtor Students, may invite any number the other was the low number The 1988 UWSP spring com­ of guesu; to the ceremony. She of guests each student could i.Jl.. mencement will be held at noted that in years past they vile. Goerke fi eld according to Peggy were limited to 3 or 4 people a She noted how, in the past, Szczytko, Director of University pie ce . there were some "ugly public Relations. The outdoor gradua­ There is no rain site though. relations incidents." Some of tion ceremonies will begin at She noted that "if it rains we the students turned scalpers at 2: 00 PM Sunday, May 15th. wi ll be wet." However, she others expense. According to Szczytko, the noted that of Madison's outdoor Parking should be no hassle main benefit of the conunence­ comme ncements, it was only she emphasises. In addition to ment at Goerke will be the ex­ postponed once in over two doz- street parking traditiona lly tra seating over Quandt. She en years due to dangerous thun- allowed during major events at notes that over BOO new seats der and lightning. Goerke, the lots or P.J . Jacobs will be available than at ConlidenUy she asserted that and Mid State Tech will also be Quandt. the ceremonies at Goerke field open. In addition, she was ex­ Szczytko notes that another would solve two major public ploring the possibility of using a feature of this year's graduation relations problems. One was shuttle from lot Q to Goerke as will be the absence of tickets. graduation ticket scalping and Turn to page 14 No Brat Fest?

ii ed the· fest. Brat Fest Fest. He noted that some of its noted, "we got blamed for all tfan dummy), and then students Was proposed fo be held in problem., were vulgar language the bad thing,, .. that happened A First Aid/CPR certification viewed films on first aid and Pfiffner park, Friday, May 1st. and urinating on people's Turn page 4 mini-course was instructed by bandaging techniques. Between · · to Becky Bauer from the Red films students bad !line to prac- Cross and sponsored, by the tice and certify for artificial University AcUvites Board. The respiratidn and other tech­ course wa., conducted over .a niques. two week period First Aid cer­ Bauer stressed the impor­ tification took place on Monday Budg.et figures released tance of the Emergency Medi­ and Thursday last week and the cal System (EMS). There are CPR certification was held this three steps to this system: I. By Paul Jankowski week Tuesday, Wednesday, on Immediate care when you come News &Utor a follow up budget session at Each full time student contri­ and Thursday. . on the scene. 'Ibe most impor­ Official budget figures ror last Thursday's Senate meeting. butes $71.40 in segrgated rees to Many people in attendance tant procedure in this step is Student Government As.socfa· At that Senate Meeting, live be allocated by SGA. needed the certification because art!Dcal respiration. Why? The lions annually funded organiza. groups, who could not be heard Wilcox says that next year's of summer employment Bauer page 13 tions are now available. Over on the Sunday, (March 6th) SGA will manage r oughly began the class by demonslrat- $250,000 was allocated in the meeting, due to a clictograph $618,000 !ram segregated rees process. See the table for each failure, bad their requests deli­ and interest earning, on the annually funded organization's berated and approved. In some­ auxiliary reserves. Allocations leahy/Ari.dreska wins ·~~A total. cases, such as the Pointer, SGA for next year though are allo Highlights of the 5 month long and SETV, those allocations around $618,000. Wilcox says budget process included SGA's were moclilled. tbataafar as next year goes, In­ · electron~ turn to· page. 4 ~ mammoth annual budget ses­ According to Sll58ll Wilcox, coming and<:tftltgoing allocations sion Sunday, March 6th, a veto SGA Budeget Director, mooey will " break even right now." or appropiaUons for STAR and for t)los e allocations comes Wilcox stresaed that if stu- fo,fols the Performing Arts, and finally !rom student ,iegn,gated fees. for a.II the election Turn to P8!'e 4 ( ' ' 1 ' I• 0 ,' .. ~; '. "' ',' . ,: by College Republicans t j_ _)() 'i.-J 0, , J, i..01.!IJ~ y~ Special to the Pointer The UW-Stevens Point College Wisconsin College Republicans Republic.ans hosted the 1988 passed a number of resolutions Wisconsin College Republican in cluding on e that accused conventi on last weekend. March United Council of not working 2.5-27th. Among the many spe­ fo r students. but lobbying fo r ciale'vents that occurred was a partisan beliefs. The College campaign push by Republican J;epublicans of Wisconsin will candidateKing for US Senate, as oppose membership in United well as State Senator Susan En­ Council and try for a pull out by gleiter. Both candidates an­ as many unive rsities as possi­ swered questions from t he ble. It was made a statewide Bush-Whacked! audience. ~ effort with their pressure being put on UC President, Ad rian United States Vi ce President Congressional candidate Ke­ vin Hermening spoke a bout his Serrano, after he was accused and Presidential candidate of using his power as a lobbying George Bush took some time race against Cong ressman Da­ vid Obey. The highlight of the tool for the Democrats in Madi­ out in Stevens Point this week son. Now College Replublicans to make his pitch for the presi­ convention was- a speach by Colonel Russel Mittelstadt, the plan to work against UC start­ dency. Like it or not, given the ing in ear:ly April. recent drop-out of rival Republi­ national spokesman for Rea­ gan's S.D.I. program, which State Representative Robert can candidate Bob Dole, Bush's Welch , the Assembly's Republi· speech may have been a pre­ was the theme of the convention because this week marks the can Ca ucus Chair. praised Co l­ view of future State of the lege Republicans £or their Union addresses. 1 5th anniversary of Reagan's proposal. action against United Council. Bratfest '88 or not? During their assembly , the CR's attack United Council. City fathers• fears of vandal­ ism again play a role in this year's debate to fest or not to fest. News has what's known at one 's ever used a school mascot this point. l A PINK CADILLAC FOR THE BOSS. Thousands of to market safe-sex products. Two U. of Wisconsin students Chargeback fever Northern I11inois U. students have added their signatures to are selling their ''Get Lucky The healthy sum of $300,000 at a petition-and to a pink Cadil­ Bucky (Badger)'' condoms in a UWSP in student fee monev lac-in an effort to get Bruce campus store located in a resi­ chargebacks has St>me people Springsteen to perform in Rock­ dence hall. However, the Divi­ on camplLS and around System ford, Ill. A local radio station is sion of University Housing may foul . An calling uplanation and promoting the drive to bring the decide to prohibit the sales, overview of the issue is offered. star, who has a song called si nce some students ha·ve 3 " Pink Gadillac," to town. Stu­ objected. They say the Lucky England update dent who sign both the car and Bucky name does more to pro­ the petition are eligible to win mote sex than it does to encour­ Notes from Abroad updates age safe sex. the activities of the England the vehicle in a drawing and to group. purchase tickets if the concert OLE MISS SEX STING. U. of Help Wanted: . b is held. Mississippi police arrested eight Around the circles TOSSING DEAD CHICKENS, men for alleged exhibitionism in A paid position in advertising is available on the CUPS OF ICE, and other debris bathroom stalls in the John D. Point!!r sta.ff . Starts. immediately. Job offers Indoor and outdoor track have onto a college basketball court eXJ1er1ence m marketing, sales, public relations · a nwnber of differences. The Williams Library, including a during a game could now cost professor and a Baptist preach­ ancl finance. Applicant must have car telephone' Pointer sports section takes c1 the home team a coupl e of and good communication skills. Contact Karen al look at the two surfaces. 19 er, as well as current and for­ points. Hoping to ·control in­ mer students. X2249' for an interview. · Scruming again creasingly unruly fans at athlet- The Stevens Point rugby club ~at:ve;~e~~e A~?;~~n ~;. i-;;S:--=E=r=-y-=--=-p=R--=o=-G-=--=-R-A._M_M-,-. I_N_G__ S_C_H_E_D_LJ_L_E __ was back in action last weekend it's giving referees the power to at Eau Claire. 21 award visiting teams two free UY• l,luelc • Dandllll throws and possession of the . Spring Sememr - 1988 5,30pm- 6,00pm ...... Uncen- 8,00 p.m.-10 :00 p.m ...... SETY WEDNESDAY. 11 P.11. ball If the home team's fans de- J ,30pm- 4,00pm ...... SETV sored-NCIV Programming ""COLD SNOT" liber ~tely _delay a game ~Y Programming/Cartoons 6,00pm- 6,30pm ...... Richard' --.._...... 111111 throwtng things on the court · 4:00 ·p·. m.-4:30 .'p.m ..... Honey Brown's Scree.ning·Room-Ncrv 10,1!() p.m.-9 :00 a.m ...... SETY THUASOAfi.T "GET LUCKY BUCKY" co· N- . West4,JOp · NCIVm- 5 ,00pm. 6, JO pm, 7 , 00 ...... Richard . Message Board -.vtur OOMS. Within the past year Gartoons-N=• ...... Mad Do~ . DiN~~nd · P.rivate Detectiv~ , 11111 ...... CN ...... orso, condoms have become 1...1" "' 1 " ~ UTOliiiiWPi. more available on a number of 5:00pm- S:30pa-mNl'WM., Uruverst-- . 7.00 2.~.-8:00 p.m_ ._:·J ·~New Tentative•schedule ma) TM ...... campuses. But, .until now, no eL...i!!i!IL..!,!1!5!!!:J!~v!.!.... ___ ..J;llil!ru,u:ilh,Mti.Jltrifl:in.. ___...!c~hang~~e~wt~ ·~th~o~ut~n~o~ti:'ce::,. ___J ...... -...... HELP WANT.ED Volunteers This job includes living with a. family to care needed for for a 5 yr. old girl. The child wUI attend 'kin­ d~rgarten i!l ttie fall and th~ child ca're giver Hunger Day April 16th is the Day ! The money collected from the w,11 b_e able to attend ·afternoon and evening The . Hui:iger Clean-up pro­ volunteers will be divided in gram ts Will under way and we this manner: 50% to Operation classes. Also, . summer school may be at­ need your support. The Hunger Bootstrap of Portage County Clean-up program is a nation­ and 50\11, to the National Student tended, or a second job may be held during Wide effort of students and the Campaign which will go to do­ community coming together to mestic and international efforts the summer. clean up their environment for against hunger. hunger. We invite -everyone to partici­ · contact: Volunteers need to donate pate, not only the students, but Compensation only a few hours and some mus­ faculty, staff and community Chris Thomas cle for this event. We will raise members. Mayor Scott Schult> • Paid tuition money through sponsors and do­ has been supporting this effort 225CNR nations. along the way and has recenUy or . The way it works: We will made April 16 officially Hunger • Room & board provid.ed find several work sights Clean-up Day in Stevens Point. Helen Van Prooyen throughout the conunwtity (ex­ A.C.T. (Association for Com­ • Transportation provided 003SSC ample-parks, senior citizen mwlity Tasks) is locally spon­ and disabled centers) to be soring this event along with the worked on between 10 a .m. and support of S.G.A. and R.H.A. So 1 p.m. The volunteers will find contact A.C.T. if your interested so~eone to sponsor them in in volunteering. For more infor­ Deadline April 8, 1988 ~lT efforts per hour or work mation call -2260 A.C.T. Of· ( Sight. fice or Kris Mundt 346,3249 .

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I :::::::::::::rm I UWSP tips the System scales with $300,000 student fee chargebacks - . Chancellor reports $50,000 less in next year by Karen Rivedal "I didn't work out those nnmbers (charge back Ed/ror amounts). I'm comfortable with them. I can't tell Students at the University of -yoo that I bow they're right." ' Wisconsin-Stevens Point pay the -uwsP Chancellor Pbilfp Marsba1l highest student fees and highest auxiliary Chargeback runoW1ts "'lbe way the charge backs are IM!tng done · at · of all students in the UW Sys­ stu­ tem. When the dust setues this the moment places a greater burden on summer on the still-u,.be-passed dents tn terms of wbat they mnst pay." stat~ budget, UWSP students - Asst. Chancellor for Student may pay the highest residence room rates in System as well. '------=Ufe::;__:Fred..:;. ·Leafgren. What's going on? Has Central and maintenance of academic A UW System comparison Wisconsin suddenly become an buildings on campus. upper-income area? That leaves $147 per student Stevens Point ...+------ii No, but there are some expen­ _bill, assessed as segregated Milwaukee sive trends in public university fees. Amounts charged here Oshkosb ~=178,0N i-+-----,~---, I financing afoot. The practice of support the University Cellter, Eau Clalre 14%,0()() La Crosse ...___ _ ...... '"'!:'-- "'1.6' as.sessing administrative char­ Health Center, Text Rental, and 1 Stout gebacks is one fairly new ex­ Student Activities fun d on cam­ River Falls 102t::=,DIO · pres.sion of these changes. pus. These so-called auxiliary WbJtewater 74,&50 -::=:..----.wa-..., i An understanding of ad.minis­ areas are self-sufficient, exist­ Platteville 70,380 trati ve chargebacks assumes UW Centers (13) 55,0II This broken window on the 1hlnl floor of the Communication ing solely on student fees. Areas Green Bay 50,000 some basic knowledge of the fi nanced by user fees are also Aris Bulldlng Is one example of the kind of vandalism frequent­ Superior 35,INIO 1 way a public tu1iversity is fund­ auxiliary enterprises, including Parkside 33,170 ly seen on campaa and around the city. Check next weet 11 ed. UW-Stevens Point, and all residence halls, food service, llladiloo ... Po/JJl<,r for an update on the extent of the university problem. UW schools, have two major the bookstore, and parking. fund sources. The first is gener­ An administrative chargeback Chargeback focus: University of Wisconsin-Steven~ Point al purpose revenue (GPR). or is an amount charged to an Diversity Center. .$154,32% Organized activities. :11,m Parldng...... 3,2t8 tax dollars, provided by all auxiliary enterprise for centra­ state citizens to finance the bas­ lized services provided by GPR­ ilence balls ...... 98,744 Vehicle fleet...... 8,3" IJUram1IJ'llls ... l•••• o ic instructional mission of the supported areas on campus. Health Servlce ...... 17,043 Text rental...... t,718 Atbletlcs ...... o university. About two-thirds the The services· and personnel of cost of every student's tuition the payroll department, mail­ I TotaL ...: ...... ca fee comes from state tax pay­ room, bursar's office, comput­ Individual anxlllarles are asseued cbarlebaw conai.tent with each area's ers. ing service, accounting, and percent of tlie rotal a~ badget at U\WP. 'lbe 8tgger tlle amlllaey's The remaining one-third of purchasing office are funded tuition costs comes from the through state tax dollars, but budget, the bigger Its share of the total '381,• cllarge~ students' pockets. Student pay­ perform their functions for all UWSP Chancellor Philip Mar­ Administrative chargebacli:s resolution ments are the second source of areas of campus. shall cites this System mandate university funding. $799.50 cur­ Two years ago, UW System to not subsidize auxiliaries as Whereas: The UW System has allowed centralized services rently pays for one semester at Administration made it legal for partial justificaUon for UWSP's (e.g. Bursar, Payroll, Purchlwng, etc.) funded by GPR dollar., full credit load. GPR areas to charge fees for $300,000 annuar chargeback to " charge back" auxiliary operations on a yearly basis for ser- Most of ltlat bill reflects a work done in auxiliary areas. amoWlt. "You want something vices rendered; and . basic tuition fee, weighing in at An audit by the state Legisla­ that is defensible to the legisla­ Whereas: UWSP's auxiliary operations. which include Resi­ $652.50. This fee joins the tax­ tive Audit Bureau at this time tive audit. You shouldn't ci:eate dent< Halls, University Center, Student Activities, Health Cen­ supported, GPR fund pool, to fi­ demanded that auxiliary enter­ a pollcy whic;h out and .Qui says . ter, and Parting are being charged back a total of approximate- nance strictly academic pur­ prises be self-sufficient. GPR we're going to SUbsidize. '' ~ ly $300,000 per year; and . suits. Ninety percent of tuition areas could no longer provide UWSP Student Government Whereas: This amount is almost twice the amount of, the nm pays for faculty, staff, and centralized services like pur­ Pres. Steve Cady and some aux­ highest.school, UW-Mllwaukee, w!uch has"" enrollment almoot some administration salaries. chasing and mailing to auxilia­ page 16 three times larger than that of UW-stevens ·Polnt; and The rest covers books, supplies, ries for free. Whereas:cTbe: abuse of tliese chaii!ebacka cause UWSP stt,. ·dents to pay more· in segregated f-. (highest total in the uw UW reaction: System) to augment a marginal GPR (academic) budget; and ,\Vhereas: These chargebacka are not always reflective of ..,.. vi.ces rendered to atmlllarles, and they also have not provided Campus officers talk. chargebacks for auxiliaries to charge for services ""1dered to support GPR funded programs; and A healthy mix of opinions on and dime charges out to specif- UW.SU..rto<­ Whereas: A UW System committee waa formed to review administrative chargebacks ex­ ic operations. Riwanl Johnson of Superior · •dminlstratlve chargebacka 'and provide a pollcy that would ists among campus officials UW-LaC- said chargebacks wer·e "an help standanllze and define what auxiliaries should be charged throughout the diverse, 26- · for (and to what extent) their use of GPR funded aerv!ces; and Chargebacka at La Crosse u,. opportunity and a problem at school UW System. Lack of a Whereas, The recommendation of thla committee would have system-wide policy for the ta! about I pereent of the total the same ·time. n . .". ...empted sune auxiliaries and I~ the bunlen on olben activity has created nearly as auxiliary . budget, according to ''There isn't anybody fn this that UWSP and other UW System camp111es would be charged; many chargeback method, as business olfie

Student Government Association's Election results Grosskopf eyes 3rd CO?S COi",\C COl.S cu::!- 707;..'.,.5 PPES/V.P. Ward seat ------1 38 252 LEI\H'i/AtlORESKA a year in local revenue.'' MIKl,LSE:1/',.'!,Slt A ".. <7 111 " AJ1ttlai to ibeolDter tlEVJ LLE/ ',.'EITZEL \\j 13 .. " "I am making a porsonal re­ He also stated that he would DE!lrl/Sf':UPE~: WJ '0 1 " ' ------quest to my fellow students of like to help create more jobs in ------1 80 T OTA.LS 133 420 the 3rd ward to turn out this the area by encouraging new ------"'------. ---- Tuesday, April_ 5th, and _v~te _a businesses to loolt at what Ste­ student into City Council, S8ld vens Point has to offer. Gross­ -~~ ~ ~:~~~ ------=~~~ ----__ :~:~=-- ---=~=~------=~~~ ------kopf has been an "active lead­ MI CHELLE \JA LSDORf 6 \,,,' ! Dan Grosskopf about his candi­ HE1 0I TE!ltl.t.flT S iH dacy for 3rd Ward Aldennan. er" in campus organizations CASAUN OR A Hc: Ci RA!J 1 01 , " I need every student in Han­ and describes himself as having JODI HiI HE RL 91 "a sincere interest and pride in HIKE ROTH es sen Pray/Sims, and those liv­ JOHN CLARK 84 ing' between the Fine Arts our community.'' BL A IR Cl.EARY 71 Building and Jefferson Street to Grosskopf's student-campaign J~ES De CRUZ 73 vote for me on Tuesday; if they organization , Students for SATHI Pl t.L AI 61 do, I will win, "said Grosskopf. Grosskopf, will be shuttling 3rd ~~SA• S!~:;!: S1 i,g Grosskopf is a Junior major· Ward voters to-and-from the HEATHER ROGERS 198 ing in Conununications. He is Emerson Sclioo! polling location ~6~~ ~nf~ ~ ~ u: also Vice President of Member· every top of the how' from the TONY HE/lT I NG 18 2 ship for Sigma Tau Gamma Hansen Circle and every one­ half hour from the front of OIANi:: tl5: t. S0N i~! fraternity. When asked why he Pray/Sims. ~~R~~~H~~~C INIAJ< 175 \ is running, he replied, "I am Grosskopf encourages anyone AtlOY HAUCK 17 J running to improve relations be­ Gf:EG S IN !I ER 172 tween the convnunity, the with questions concerning his TOli JANIKO',,iSKl H WI university, and the students. I campaign or tl)e shuttles to con­ H!::RIIIE BENSON 15 WI also am seeking this office be­ tact him at 341-4637 for more in­ cause I think the Council should formation. Grosskoprs predic­ tion about Tuesday's contest? m:F[~g~::. l4 w, m have a student representative on it, seeing that there are 9,000 "I feel good about it; it could 11~~~\~~~LER 11 WI of us and that the university go my way if I get the turnout." BRAD WASl-!A S WI itself regenerates up to $100,000

~~~~~~~ -~::~~------4 _ ft I------CO:-IR COL LEGE ------COPS------COFAC------COLS ------Annual budgets ------~I-- ,.- -write-- I n 35 votes needed t o wi n as a Sena tor . from page I the process though is .time. The L ____ .:.__.:."::':....:.:vo::t.:.•:.• ..:.".:.••::0:.:•.:.d_t:.:o_w..:.':...".....:..••_•_•_r_•_• ·_c/V_·_,c_•_•_:_•_•_· ------~ dents were unhappy with the time commibnent for an organi­ .Uocations, they should "get in zation to learn and use the Official SGA Election lotala coarlesy of SGA Senalor Kurl Joseph. touch with their Senators." This budget process is taxing. Wilcox was because the Senate ap-­ noted that "state money has a Your Career proves all the SGA allocations. lot of red tape," and learning "The committee is using She also praised organization· how to work with those funds WHAT ARE YOU al treasurers for their work. takes time. ' DOING THIS us as a ·scapegoat." Says Wilcox, " they're the New organizations seeking SUMMER TO unsung heros of the budget annually funded status are process.·• encouraged in their first year of PREPARE FOR Brat Fest Wilcox notes that the annually recognition to use the SGA Sen­ IT? from page I fu nded organizations benefit ate Reserves for Funding. SGA on Briggs Street. He said that treatment." Mielke said that of has reserves for travel, pro­ Find out why IBM, from the budget process in that " the committee is using us as a the attitude at the meeting, "I they have a set programming gamrning, and office expenses. Xerox, Proctor & Garn· scapegoat." felt really bad about it...there's schedule. At the submission of a This first year of the budget ble, Upjohn and hun, Pat Bacher, who was there no reason why this has to be a budget, an oraganiz.ation alrea­ eiperience will be valuable in dreds of others want with Mielke at the meeting said battle. dy knows what its plans are for assisting the group in the students who have that the atmosphere there was Kaczmarek stressed · that if the upcoming year. aMual budget process Wilcox " hostile and condescending." the fraternity wanted to have The major disadvantage to noted. worked wlthlus. The comm.ision blamed " you activities like Brat Fest in the people" for the Briggs Street future, it should " have 'em Student Actlv\ t.l e s FY-9 All ocallon For an Interview call vandalism incidents. Said Bach- n·ear the campus .. .io. a universk 344·3566 er, " I was really offended at ty area." · Orqanl zatlon ii.11 nr.atlon that." Of the fraternities re- Commenting on the fratemi­ Mier . Ad . Ped . 1996 queot for a beer license, " we ties efforts to go ahead with the Amer , Po i.e,11ter s . 947 were lynched before we even festival, "they'd just better for- A. 1 . R . o·. ' J.198 A:I. Comm . •· Taslu 105,00 SOUTHcoWEM5!;F,NvE [[• .,,-1·rl1,n[J. got in the meeting," he said. get about applying for Bukolt or B lcycle/ Tr 14th. 162·3' -· ;i_ He added that " I didn't Pfilfner parks ... their only solu· C&11:ipus Comn.Uter 320 expect the proposal to go over, tion is to get something in the Chlld care 21950 ~-======:·'.-..:bu::t:.:l:_di:I I ·.c1n·t expect that kind of university area." ~:~t~~ :t!~rs 1654 !ducatlon As soc. "'710 • ~ ------1 Env l rd"n . co'un . 1947 E:n vlr . 2'1uc. NA nu F•st Track RESIDENCE LIFE PRESENTS . . 1 Fencing Club ,.,"' .. P'llffl Society 2258 ~ · F[sherle"s Soc. 241 PETE ARMSTRONG 1 247]" 1 § . ~~~1:~~P!;:r~ ­ 0 3699 ON THE NEW UPPERCLAss RESIDE~~:..:.~:-:~~s·. l ~i!~!"!~~~::1 2640 I -. Nen ' s Vollyb• l l 1885 Nld-A.a::ierlcans · 1945 Per for. Arts 5 1455 ~aned:C~ ) Players 14270 vlU ,.no,, \ Pointer 12664 SAC-Nusic 9739 Schtneeck le Res . 1J300 Ski Team 2247 l So 11 Co nserva . 1676 l STAB-CNR ,., STAR 1311 Vetoed Student Lega l 10122 Stu. Gov ' t Ass. 34655 St . Exper . Tele 12245 St . Soc. Abot. 1 366 Toastmasters ,,.,. ....111-t .,...,, ll'ldhJihal C•U&nddoqlt,uedllMt , 11,,...., W,,U, lMre vtl1 ~ • YUht y of ,,... • 1 216 ~ur·ror"' '""°""' · ""''"">'•t> toH"°"°""-"''"'·butla u ..ib l e -1 p l &tto • • • il~h U'IH UAB Admln . 30512 lMre wi ll be• c,,ap,,ttr lall Ofl ..,,r,, -,n . ~ eW111N c-o-edv1"9•&nd wUl liw:1...,. dltoptlontoel'looH VAS Leis/ Travel 3248 flm,r U.. t h d .S bwitl\oU..r .. ldwlnvlll l'lav e no-..S Uoou . b u- , ..., .rd dU!uMn c..1,t,,.tlon.1 UAB su11111erp ro9r 3113 o.piltM" ayat- - c ...... &nd h• of Jlobu al'ld board _h, Y""' .,., 111 u UAB ' Alternative 9380 kldvla, U..nv'UlN • Mlt-,t.11./WSint tMOftly beu...d onc...,..1 , UAB Conce rts coo,po,t.ic l Uo,iU..'"""""tloor. 9180 UAB Homecoming 3180 IUU'I • N.11 lh11'19 _u, et , ..s • lWud 11-r of u,tt , U.. iw,, ~ch11 . h,o l h wU .l f~• • • ""'"1>t of UAB Special Pro 8410 M .lt-u9P>"UU.U lty. n.,, • 11 1 al.., oUu &a eud-1c &nd pu-1 svpport l'Y''-- U..t .....o,u... , e c ad-1e UAB Pub lic Rel. 7,S ..... u._. ,,.. ipallq, _,q, lh~. UAB Visual Arts 2720 UAB Lectui:es/Ni 4380 Athletic Ente r . 3218 BALDWIN HALL; THE WINNING TRADITION CONTINUES! UAB PtOIIIOtlons 1107 Univ . Writers 4]25 UWSP P'lrecre.., 1076 HYr HALL; FOR A HYER QUALITY OF LIVING! Wi ldlife Soc . 4176 Wo111en '11 Resourc 11485 W'VS P - 90P)'I 42140 Pointer Page s

I All aboard the Student· Transit Van

by Jim Malzewski Features Editor tage of the van in bad weather. tween January 25 and March 24. Spoehr said that there's a · defi­ Males composed 32, or a little All aboard! nite correlation between nwn­ less than one-third, of the ri­ ber of riders and inclement ders. That's the message the Stu­ weather. "The worse the weatJi.. Spoehr said that she was dent Transit Program (STP) er, the more riders,'' she said. pleased with th!! increase In sends out every weeknight, pnr With spring and nicer weather. males taking advantage of the vi ding• free transportation to now in our midst, Spoehr wor­ program. A lot of males see students from campus to any· ries that students may bypass that the program is sponsored where within a five mile radius. the safety of a ride home for a by the Women's Resource Cen­ Sponsored by the Women's dangerous stroll that could re­ ter, and inunediately think that Resource Center, the student sult in assault. "The risk ( of it's only for females. Spoehr transit van picks up students at assault) is there in winter , emphasized that the free trans- . va rious locations, Monday spring, summer and fall," portation is for all students, through Thursday: !)The west Spoehr said. In fact, she added, male or female. end of the CNR building al 9pm the nicer weather may possibly Since the van is a university and 11pm. 2)ln front of Berg heighten the occurrences of vehicle, it isn't allowed to have Gym al 9:05 and 11:05. 3)ln assaults, since abductors prefer any signs labeling itself on the front of the LRC at 9: 10 and it also. She hopes that students outside of the van, so it contin­ 11: 10 . STP Director Stephanie are aware of this risk and opt ues to remain a bit inconspicu­ Spoehr stressed that the van for the free ride. ous. Spoehr is trying to over­ will not take students down to Spoehr also said that the pro­ come this, and has ordered the square. Unless they live gram seems to be getting more signs that say, " STP Stop." there, of course. popular as students become These will be posted by each of The program has been set up aware of it. She cites statistics the three stops and will resem­ to maximize the mobility of stu­ comparing last semester to the ble bus stop signs. dents at a minimum risk to current semester as evidence of However, until the signs get their personal security, and also this. For example, 'the number here, the STP is forced to rely to reduce the opportunities of of riders for the entire first se­ on the simple, old-fashioned sexual assaults to occur to both mester totaled 60 students; as manner of drawing attention to female and male students. of March 24, the number of ri­ itself: Dome light on, blinkers However, while many stu­ ders fo r second semester had flashing , and a piece of paper dents use the van fo r personal already surpassed last semes­ on the dashboard that reads, safety, others only take advan- ter's. There were 120 riders be- " Student Transit Van."

A peanut butter egg here, a jelly bean there .. .

Where to? Easter Calories add baggage Sponsored by the Women's Resource .Center, the St~dent Transit Program provides free transportation lo students lll an ·ia;,Toni Wood, R.D. effort lo reduce sexual assaults. ~Wrft,,r aa occasional piece of chocolate erode I.be eaamel of your teeth, It's early spriJJg agaia with or candy. However, tbe candy lbus produclag deatal cavities. bluste,cy undecided weal.her aad that often comes.in Easter bas­ Good denial hygiene will belp Easter. For maay, Easter kets, sucb as chocolate marsh­ preveat cavities, but it is better meaas a family gatberlag mallow eggs aad jelly beaas, to avoid or llm.it sticky candles Rites of w ·riting which may include special boll­ provide empty calories. (prlma· or sugar altogether. , day foods and ertra "treats". rUy from fat amJ sugar) w/tbout Easte.r candy w.tll aot oJJ}y Chocolate bWUJies, marshmal­ the beaelit of other nutrients, play bavOC with your teeth,. but low chicks, jeJ/y beaas, aad and iD a form that caa be par- also caa coatrfbute calories set for April .6-7 bard-boiled eggs dyed ill bright 1/cuiarly damag/Dg to tttlb. without the benefit of autrleats. colors are commoa Items found Candies that are blgb iD sugar Ten jelly beans will yield 66 clil· ia mBDy Easter baskets; but aad have a sticky coasistency orles, a peanut butfer filled egg .,;b:.>Y;c,;::J;;eff::;...:Mlll="'e"'r'----­ t.bese treats may aot be tbe provide aa ideal medium ·for about 95 caloriey, and a Cadbu- s'iiii Writer ·. ~ writer for The New Yorker most ai.trltious of choices. bacterial growth whea tbe ry creme egg 1~ calortes. Calo-. magazine. Terry is the author Traditioas are part of what sticky sugar coats. your teet.b. ries do couat and It doesa 't take, Do you· have a _passion for the of the novel, "Mama," pu~ This medium, allows. bacteria to makes holidays specJal. and the Turn·to page 7 pen; a love for the . Un~? Inter- lished last year. child in most of us still eajoys produce acids whlCh la turo ested in writing, reporting, pub- "Complete with a reception lishing your works, or becoming and · autograph session, the a better writer, whateyer the Riles of Writing promises lo be r.eason? interesting, as well as ln.!true- Onc·e again, in response to tional. Dan Dieterich, profes.,or these desires and more, the of · English and staff member in . Academic Achievement Center the AAC, points out the unique­ ·. is sponsoring the 13th annual ness of the" workshop. "I urge Riles of Writing. Free lo the UWSP students to take advan­ PIGDAT'S AND CHOCOLATE: CtflP COOKIE:5 community, . the workshop be- tage of this opportunity. I know NNNOOO ...... PE:ANUT DUTTE:R . gins Wednesday, April 6, and of no other campua which pro­ concludes the following night. vides this sort of writing sympo­ ~YJFE The r, sessions are spread out sium, free of cost," he said. amoogst seven aulbon and edl· This writer will aUend Alec ton, repreM!llting various liter- Wllldnsons' Writing and Report- aryAlso fields. included are two panel ,..;;...ing. See______you there. _, clisctwion sessions. Seven pa­ nelists will take part. Each year f'Ne.ver lerar the topic emphasis differs. This year, four of the panelists will speak and field questions re­ fool kiss you . garding, " Women's Perspec· tives on Writing in the Work­ or place." The three other panel­ ists will be concerned with, a kiss fool r ou." "Teaching Writing in the Ele­ mentary School." The featured speakers this year are Alex Wilkinson and Terry McMillan. Wilkinson is a L------Page 6 March 31, 1988

" What do you feel is the first thing the new SGA president Pointer Poll should do?"

photos by BryBDt Escb pol/Jag by Jim Malzewskl

Name:Jodl L. Helmer! Hometown: Brownsville Hometown:Green Bay Hom etown:Singapore Hometown:~reendale Major:Communication Major:Business l't1ajor : Hea lth Promo- Major:Communications Major:Soclal Work/Spanish tion/Wellness Year:Junlor Year:Sopbomor-e Year:Sophomore Year:JunJor Year:Senior '·Shared Governance" - an I think that the tuition cap of I feel the new SGA president 33% should be looked into. A and administration needs to Keep any promises made dur­ To look into why the prices in important watchword of the newsletter should also put continue the fight against ing his/her campaign. the UC stores are so high, and SGA constitution s hould be be out informing the students or UWSP's outrageous administra­ try to lower them ! carefully exercised fo r the bene­ current issues that SGA is deal­ tive chargebacks, and through­ fit of all UWSP students. The ing with. out the year be accessible to the new administration could focus student's needs on student rights and a !locate more money for student organi­ zations. collegiate crossword Sexually Transmitted Diseases: A campus reality

Dun·ng the month of March, read other literature available done by painting certain chemi- 7.5!g of all trips to the Universi- at the Health Center. cals on them and/or £reezing ty Health Center were for sex- CHLAMYDIA: Studies indi- them with liquid nitrogen. ual/y transmitted diseases; of cate as many as fifteen to twen- HERPES SIMPLEX: This is these, chlamydia and venereal ty percent of a sexually active a viral disease that causes p.$1- warts are the most prevalent. population may have this bacte- ful blisters and ulcerations On The following article bn·efly de- rial infection in their reproduc- the· genitalia or lips of ihe scribes the various diseases live system. Up to one half or mouth (fever blisters). Once in- that those who are sexually the people may be asymptomat- fected, people may get a single acUve ·are at n·sk of getting. ic carriers for as long as two episode or have periodically re- by Dr. Jiin Zach years. Carriers may unknowing-. curring blisters and sores for _ ly spread the infection to others years. While there are medica- UWSP Heaitb Ceijter or may . become ill themselves lions that can be used to sup- Sexually transmitted diseases at a later time. ln mep, chla- press recurrences several (STDs) are infectious deseasts mydia may cause ur"ethretis· months at., a time, there is no passed from one partner to an- (NSU ), epidydimitis, or prostiti- cur~ as yet. It has long been other during intimate p~yslcal ti~.-Usual symptoms of these in- ·- a~sumed that the virus was contact. STDs are very common ·feet.ions in a man include ureth:- only transmitted during the b~ in a sexually . active wtiversity rat burning l!ith urination, dis-: ter/ulceration phase, but recent population, .and .ire among the charge; ·or pain in the scrotum. reports indicate that it may most common reasons for ·stu- Gay_ men may also get a rectal sometimes also be transmitted dent visits to the Health Center. infection. by people while in asymptomat- There are two important-fac-- Worn.en ~ay: get urethritis ic p~. Condoms are protec- tors that contribute to· acquiring · (burning with urination ), cer- . live if they cover the affected 3 STD:· the number of sex part- .victis (vaginal discharge), or area. Herpes, infections of the ... ners and one's choice ·of a con· pelvic inflamrilatory disease cervix have been thought to traC'eptive. The more partners, (PJD). infection of fallopian contribute to cervical cancer, the. greater the risk of COming tU.bes and uterus. PIO is espe-. but more recent studies indicate ACROSS 48 Hod off l3Mo'<'lng like a in contact with someon~ who cially damaging because it may that the venereal wart virus has 49 Alner1can league horse 1 Medltators ttam (abbr.) 15 HaYlng a hbel has a STD. The nwnber of sex- cause fallopian tubes to become more to do with causing cancer. 7 Drink t aken after SO Part of MPH 20 Toupee ual partners an individual has. permanantly scarred or MOLLUSCUM CONTAGIO· adrlnlr. 51 Patron , • 26 lq,ortant person either as a suCcession or rela· blocked . . Pro is a leading cause SUM: This is a viral infection lJ Church In Rtwit 53 African capital 27 - Andro11lcus 14 Natura I envi n,rwent 55 Take a ·bride 28 Ascended tionships or at the same time: of infertility and may also re-: that causes small pimple-like 16 Former • 56 Persist at, as a . 29 •rrhial Pursuit· increases one's risk. STDs are suit in ectopic or tubal pregnan~ lesions on the genital area. 17 City In C1lifornia point edition unusual if a person limits cies. People who have oral sex They may spread to surround­ 18 Gives I bad ~vi ew S8 frot11 Lhasa • ll Feather's pirtner his/her sexual relations to one ~Y get a c~amydial pharyngi- ing areas from the original site. 19 Chess pieces 60 Religious recluse l3 Lou's partner 21 Ovedy proper 61 Flatter 36 Vienna's rher other person whether the same tis or throat infection. They aren't known to cause se- person 62 Cond i t i ons 37 Schooll"OOffl nffd ar opposite sex. There are easy, convenient rious complications and can be 22 Part of TGif 61 Cuddle l8 Short , sleeYeless However, it is important to tests to detect the presence of treated by freezing, chemical 23 Kith and - gafflll!nt 24 Hors!! DOWN l9 Becomes due, as .s understand that people can be chlamydia, even in the asymp- applications, or burning with 2..$ Nurl!fllbuMJ no asymptomatic carriers of most tomatic s tage. It is easily electric current. 27 Dl!trolt •thll!tl! I Su 11111m14 l 40 Rutgers'"'" rher STDs and may bring an infec- treated if found . Testing should GONORRHEA: A bacterial 29 Tictl!t ull!s for 2 Ki t chen de'<'ice 41 Salance sheet lion he/she was unaware of into be done routinely if one has infection which is similar to •nl!Yent ) Tennis natch p•rts section 30 Dl! surt HNI 4 Gad 's son 42 Lift up a new relationship which may more than one partner or with chlamydia in jt., symptoms and )2 Dl!fuatd 5 Highway part 43 Peaceful become symptomatic in either changes in relationships. types or disease caused in men .34 Lou ts ... t I l e s lug;ier 6 Enter furthtly 46 Metric - person at a later time. The VENEREAL WARTS: This is and women. rt does not occur JS ·-Yat-,en {2 wd s.) 52 Hindu de i ty 36 Proor1ety of 1 Stat ion 53 - board occurrence of STDs has very lit· a viral skin infection which as frequenUy as it used to: how- ~a... tor 8 Outch painter 54 - order tie to do with social or econom- causes warty twnors to grow on ever, like chlamydia it can 40 Loses weltj'lt g Fonrer pro l eague 55 Whip ,-.ark ic class or personal hygiene. the genitalia of men and w~ cause serious complications and « Kan from Mec ca IO Nitwit 57 - part 45 The doll 11.ROll'II!, The - Ci ty 59 Ralph Kruiden 's This is a list and brief de- men. Their presence is much people may be asymptomatic 47Storesign 12 Show joy yeh i cle scription or the STDs commonly more than a cosmetic problem; carriers. rt can be detected by acquired by wtiversity students 5:0me types of viruses are being a culture done at the He~th in order of frequency. If you linked to causing cervical can- Center and then treated with have concerns or questions, c-er in women. Treatment to antibiotics. please discus.> them with a eliminate the warts may take ( Answers on page 7 Health Center staff member, or many weeks and it is usually Turn to page 7 .,,,,. Disease, from page 6 England is featured once again in this week's notes from cost of a movie at home. abroad. The group leaves England on April 9 for a three-week Even the movie theatres are more fun here. A couple people SYPHILLIS: Fortunately an lour of Europe. They return to Stevens Point on April 29. saw "Robo Cop" in a movie theatre that holds 2000 people. _ uncommon bacterial infection in These are not ordinary movie crowds either. The usual calm most of the United States, but it by Charlie Nestor and reserved crowd was up and cheering when Robo Cop blast­ still occurs in some large urban Speria/ lo 1/Je Poinur ed some villains. They were better than any All Star Wrestling and third world areas. The ini­ crowd that I've had the pleasure of watching. tial presentation is usually a Hello again. About twenty people in the group went to Scotland a couple raised, painless ulcerated lesion I am writing to you one last time from London. Tilis time it's weekends ago. 'l'bey had a great time. They all saw their fill of at the site of entry of the bacte­ in front of a computer screen instead of a pub. The dreaded castles and cathedrals, went downhill skiing, tried to understand ria. usually on- the genitalia, SMART software system has even invaded merry old England. the thick Scottish accent and had a coupJe pints of ale. No one, occurring two to six weeks after It is of great use, thQugh; I have written more papers here than I'm sorry to say, saw Nessie the Loeb Ness Monster. exposure. If not recognized and in three years back home. Yes, I'm afraid the school year has The Chinese New Year celebration also took place in Soho treated with antibiotics at this invaded with a vengeance. while we've been here. It was a festive time, full of food, drink, stage, it may spread to many However, it is a little easier to enjoy a school semester in firecrackers, and nume~ twenty-foot dragons running about other body organ systems and England. History classes take on a whole new meaning when knocking people down. cause serious chronic illness you can actually walk around a cathedral that you're studying. The music selection here is incredible. You can go to opera and death. With 100 or so museums to visit, researching papers becomes a one night, the symphony the next, and catch Eric Clapton the. AIDS: AIDS is still a relative­ breeze. Everyone's choice for their favorite class is still Mr. night after that. If you're into jazz, raggae, blues, soul , thrash, ly rare disease in Wisconsin, Bradbury's Art History class. Art and the artists become more hard core, etc ... it is here for you. Some native sons, The ~ but it deserves mention in a dis­ interesting when you hear some of the gossip aioog with the Deans, played at the University of London Union one weekend. cussion of STDs. AIDS is an facts. He helps make a lwo and a half hour class fly by, if With only a little over a week left here in Engiaud, we've eventually fatal viral infection that's possible. been trying to jam in as many things as possible. Visiting Ire­ of the body's immune system. Granted, the school load is not as heavy as it is back in Point, land, Wales, and the Lake District were all on the agenda. A pil­ There is no effective therapy as but the primary goal of the program, as it should be,.is the grimage to the Power Station, made famous by Pink Floyd, was yet. It is spread from an infect­ opportunity to travel and eiperience England. The opening of also completed. Last minute souvenir shopping is our only re­ ed individual to another ma.inly our eyes to new cultures and ideas is what will help us fundlon malnlng task. by contact with blood, semen, in society. Enough preaching - - on to what we've seen. On April 9 we ar• off to the continent: France, Germany, Ita­ or vaginal secretions. Currently The theatre season is in full swing here in England. I saw .sk ly, Switzerland, wxembourg, etc. .. . We get to view all of it it occurs most frequently in John Gielgud in "The Best of Friends," and Vanessa Redgrave ' from a bus. Three weeks 1111 a bus will either create great men who have had sex with in " Touch of Poet" Her weight~watcber commerclab are good, friendships or a couple of ax murders. We'll all be back on other men, or intravenous drug but the play is better, Y'!!L_can RO to a West End theatre for the April 29 in onler to cheer you on in your finals! Ciao. abusers. However, potentially it can be spread by sexual contact be­ Boob. small toys, water color off. Concern regardlag choles­ tween a man and a woman as April springs Easter, paints, colored peacils sad terol is justifiable, but tbe egg well. It is evident that now and chalk, stickers, lites, movie bas maay valuable qualities in the future AIDS will also be from page 5 coupons, a.ad colorful socks are lbat a.re often overlooked iIJ the increasingly spread to the he­ just a few of lbe noa- food pos­ effort to limit cholesterol la­ terosexual population by intra­ with music long for "extra treats'' to add sibilltleB tbat caa dellgbt a cblid ts.le. The cholesterol content of venous drug abusing male or fe­ up to unwanted pounds. If at Easter. H tbe Easter baskets foods Is lmporlaD~ but equally male heterosexuals, especially by Molly Rae you're iD charge of mat.J.ng up y ou a.re iIJ charge al do include so is your overall calorie iDtale, prostitutes, or by_ bisexual sWI Writer tbe cbildrea's Easter baskets candy, consider addiIJg a new your overall lat iDtake (particu­ males. This will probably occur in Attention rock and roll fans. Ibis year don 't forget that tbere toothbrush aad a travel size larly tbe amou.at of saturated initially metropolitan areas This month is full of music. are other ikms wbicb caa be tube of tootbpaste as a re.miad­ lats consumed), the amou.at of of the East and West coasts saUsfylag substitutes for roady. er to brush teetb alter meals routine ezerclse you undertake, where AIDS is more common The UWSP music coalition is than in the Midwest. sponsoring a " Battle of the Food choices coald UJclude imli­ aad saact.J.ng. your genetic male-up, and your Bands'' contest on Tuesday, vidual caas of fruit juice. 1D addition to candy, bard cuneat blood cholesterol level. The AIDS virus is not spread by casual contact with an in,, April 5th, from 7-11 p.m. in the Wrapped oatmeal or peanut boiled eggs are com.moo amoag Eggs aa excellent source fected person. U you have ques­ Wisconsin Room of the Univer­ butter cookies are a treat, but foods associated witb Easter; a.re of proteiIJ of b1gb biological val- tions or concerns regarding sity Center. Bands slated to stm provide more tluUJ empty aa item wblcb can be a problem ue (HBV); tbat Is, tbe quality AIDS you can get pamphlets en­ compete are: Cold Shot, Cold calories. Fresh fruit, popcorn, for those coacemed wltb bes.rt al proteiIJ is sucb that It pro- titled, AIDS - Protect Your Turkey, Down and Out, Gemini, aad ladlvidual packages of health. However, tbe egg mucb umalted auts and seeds (don't vldes eaougb of 1/Je es&eatlal Health, Know the Facts, and Monterey Parke. Rebellion An­ maligned as of late titre u, its amluo ackl6 (buildiJJg blocis of Guidelines for AIDS Risk Re­ gle, Vendetta, and Loud Ney­ give u, yo1mg cbildrea tbat may bigb cholesterol coateat proteiD) to promote adquate duction, at the Health Center, burs. aot be able to cbew adequatelyJ (Z14mg/egg), sboulda't be coa­ may also be basket staffers. rates al growtb. or talk with a staff member. An AirJarn i.\ being held on sidered a total autrltloa write- Thursday, April 28th, in the ? Encore room of the UC. Spon­ 3. Who is marketing Easter sored by U AB Concerts and ·Bunny ice cream cakes for the · Pepsi, there will be over $500 in Easter holiday? (Hilit: It's not cash and prizes awarded. Bands Belt's! ) are asked to register in the stu­ dent activities office and there ? is a minimal $10 registration 4. Name the new John Waters fee. Hurry, because only the film whose cast includes such first ten bands signed up will be ? diverse stars as SoMy Bono, able to compete. UAB Concerts Debbie Harry, Pia Zadora. and Coo rdinator , T im Holle r , the late Divine? said,''lt's the biggest single I. Name the pitcher who end, event since Wooclsta:ck." ed Paul Molitor'• JS.game hit­ The first ever concert in ting streak last season. 5. Michael J . Fox stars in a .ROTHEffS- . in Madi­ soon-to-be released screen adap­ BIG B1sTEffS ...-5 son is being held Sunday, May tation of a 19M Jay Mc lmern~y 22nd. The artist is none other bestseller. Name it. · than Pink Floyd. Campus activ­ '.?: . Which automobile was ities has purchased a block of named the 1988 Motor Trend Answers on page 14 500 tickets. For information call magazine car of the· year? X4343. ·.iid·)l-Date ...... Crossword .· Wed., April 6 • University Center, A Faculty Jazz Quintet will are : John Radd, keyboards; Answers Encore Room perform tonight in Michelsen Robert Kase, trumpet a nd 1 p.m ...... ,. "TM-· Hall of the Fine Arts Center. fl ugelhorn; Mike Irish, guitar: -2SeT.. a.. Tickets are S3# for the public Steve Zenz, drumset; and Dan M U S E R S C HA R Jorenby, bass. A T E R A and $1 fo r UWSP students. Pro­ 0 ET I M E A LA M E DA 8 p.m. ::C.~~~!~0::-.;...-=.::.wa.e. ceeds will benefit the European The program will include p A N S P A W N S P R I G Door Prfz- followlnc .... Jazz Tour Fund. compositions by Kase, Irish, I T S - KIN NA G ~embers of the ensemble and John Schofield. N E I N TI G E R GAT E G E L A T I N L I 8 E L E D ·Admission·-- = $2.50 8 A T S U N D E 0 R U M R E D U C E S All profit from thia •v...t wlU be dollated to A R A 8 S A T A N 5 A L E " SKI BROTHERS-aKI SlSTERS", of Portace CONty.. NA T D R P E R - '"BIG BROTHERS-81G SISTEIIS", u R T U N I S V E Utr Mlpfnc c1t11c1r,•• -..- ... ,r.,.. ..,...... - parMt ·,_.,..., "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, B E LA 8 DR T I 8 • E T N • which I• aponaorecl In part by E R E M I T E D U L it is still a foolish thing." • , "UNrJED WAY." S T AT E S N E S L E -Anatole France / { Page 8 March 31 , 1988 - by Andrew Fendos up to six maies. Males are not find a map that shows them, Outdoors Editor territorial and no nest is built. use a structure flasher on a Walleyes are tolerant to a Prior to spawning there is chas- • boat and map them yourseU. great range of environmental ing, pu rsuit. pushing, circular Fishermen without a boat ~an situations. but they appear to swi mming and fin displays. F'in- walk along the shore ~bservm? reach their greatest abundance ally. the group rushes upward the changes in the size of ri­ in large. shallow. turbid waters. into shallow rocky waters, the prap. The pl acement of larger The Wisconsin River offers wal· fe males roll on their sides and rock along a section of the ers such as these beh ind the eggs and sperm are released. shore generally indicates a wing many dams that control it. The The eggs are then broadcast dam. Changes in the pattern of river also prov ides abundant and fall into crevices in the sub- surface currents as well as food, cover a nd s pawning strate. eddies, swirls of current, the grounds. I n the spring, the Now armed with the infonna- buildup of surface debris such do wns tream a reas of these tion about when walleyes begiri as twigs or leaves on a spot of dams become the territory of their spring movements and water offsh or e a nd small spawning walleye. These dams where they go to do it, the fish- patches of sand between l_e n~hs are also the sight of fishennen erman is able to be in the right of the riprap are good md1ca­ who know about the walleye's area when the fish are. But, the tors that there is a wing dam spawning move ments to these successful fisherman must also there. dams. understand structure under A second major pi ece of The fishermen who success-­ dams and how the walleye uses structure below most dams is a rully fi sh the walleye's spawn­ and reacts to the structure. The recirculation pond. The name ing run have the working knowl­ layout of underwater devices by may be a bit misleading, how­ edge of the walleye's biological the builders of dams is basical- ever, it is not really a pond. Lo­ needs and of the dam's down­ . Jy the same for most darns and cated across from and a little stream structure. Understand­ a working knowledge of this de- bit downstream from the wing ing both is necessary to catch­ vice is a must to finding wall- dams, the recirculation pond ing walleye. The arrival or mi­ eye. collects water diverted across gration of the fish upstream All dams have some type of the river from the wing darns. must be timed so the fishermen water outlet. This could be in The recirculation area collects are there when the fish are. The the form of a spillway, outlet this water and directs it in~o a fi shermen must also be able to pipe, or power house discharge. ci rcular pattern, the obJect read the currents and structure It doesn't matter which type it again is to catch and slow down to £ind walleye in the constantly is. the water must move down- the water. Most of the water changing water conditions found stream somehow, and the water that is redirected moves up­ under the power houses and currents leaving the dams must streanm. against the direction dams or the Wisconsin River. be slowed down . How the water of the discharge. Recirculation Timing the arrival of walleye is slowed down va ries with the ponds are usually the deepest to s pawning grounds can be size or dam. However, most area of water behind dams. done b)' watching water temper­ dams on larger rivers such as depths can go to over 40 feet. ature. When the water reaches the Wisconsin use a series of Many dams have gates that an optimum temperature level. underwater "wing dams" and can be ·opened to spill high flood walleyes begin their spawning migration upstream. But to be sure about it. there is far more Walleye of this size are a comrrio~ catch in the spring. Re­ than that. Normally spawning member to conserve; catch and release! takes place shortly after the ice starts to bre"lk up. at water around these, as well as wing minnow and the line is run temperatures or 44 to 48 de­ dams and other dams structure, through a s lip sinker. This grees. But, spawning has been is .a matter of unde·rstanding allows the minnow to swim free known to take place over a wide t currents as a structure itseU. and· fo r the walleye toweat it range of temperatures. and how walleye Teact to them. without any type. of disruption. Prespawning courtship beha­ The novice fishermen seldom The' minnow inay find a snag or vior and movements may com­ 1 use Current or ·structure fishing ··two but· surely the loss of a few mence much earlier than the 44 . .,.. _ walleye: they fish :where. the -· hooks doe§.not .outweigh a five- to 48 degree temperature range. 0 other people fish. An0 theY are pound walleye. This free pres­ When water temperature goes S the same peopl~ who never · entation of the bait is one of the above 34 degrees, the walleyes ~ catch fish with any consistency .. surest ways to lure the finicky start their movements toward :; Sure they. catch a fe ~ when the walleye into taking µie hook. the spawning ground, smaller £ run is hot, bat so does e~eryone Wing d~ will hold active males first, followed by the o else .. To pull Walleye out of wa- walleye, they are the center of larger ones as ·the water ! ter all the time and to ·catch the ,activity for them. Walleyes will warms. The arrival of larger c;_-----"-----''-''--'-'.___ ..:...__ ..::...=--"'"-"--""'---'-.J o.. really big . ones, the fishermen hold on wing dams in two dif- males (six to 10 pounders) also The Wisconsin River has many large dams. Understand· what . must ·find the structure and fish ferent pa~. one pattern for signals that the females are .goes on below them is a must to be a successful fishennan. the 'currents to find feeding heavy current and one pattern about to move in . Female and Spend the time to l~rn all you can about their structures. ~~lleye, ·" for light cu..~ent. In .heavy cur­ larger walleye will generally Recirc'ulation ponds generally rent, walleye will hold in front move close to tributaries anCl recirculation ponds. waters. When open, these gafes hold the most as well as the tar- of the wing dam and use the other sources of wanner water The discharge of a dam is :can dwnp niore water than any gest fish. Simply put, the water current to move from side to immediately after the ice re­ usually .located at one end of a structure designed to slow wa­ is deepe5t and the calmest here. side while they capture food. In gins to break. They will wait dam. As the water is dis­ ter can handle. Water under A tired, spawned out,' or in- light current they will be on top here until the river water is charged. from the dapl, it mov~ these conditions generally active fish will come here to of the wing dam or behind it warn enough to allow spawning downstream at a high velocity moves in the same direction rest. In periods of very high waiting for food to drift by. This and then move upstream to and it would erode the base of and velocjtY all the way down­ water , this may be the only may soWld backwards but it's their spawning areas. Move­ the lower dam if it was not stream. Smaller wing dams are place the fishermen will find not. Fishing walleyes on wing ments involved in spawning are slowed down. To slow the 9is­ constructed on the shore oppcr any fish yet alone anything that dams must be done in accord­ runs to shallow shoals or to tri­ charge, wing dams are con- site main water discharge. The will bite. Fishing in a deep pond ance with the current to be butarie rivers, g3ily movements . structed. These underwater first one is usually located on requires that the presentation of done with any success. Remem­ up,, and downstream in response wing dams stick out from the the upstream edge or tip of the the bait be perfect. Walleye ber this, it's one of the keys to to li ght intensity and daily shore and angle slightly down­ recirculation pond with the rest fo und here become very finicky catching walleye anytime. movements in response to food stream, by dOing this they di­ of them spaced close together, eaters, they may mouth a bait Fishing wing dams requires availability and temperature. vert the water out from the these smaller wing dams help and not shallow it. Titis finicky that the fishermen know pre­ The actual spawning grqunds shore and toward the center of keep the recirculation pond eating causes the novice a lot of cisely where the wing dam is. are rocky areas in the faster the river. Not all the diSCharge clean and slow down the fast distress, the line may tighten The bait must be presented ex­ current and whitewaiers below is diverted, the object is to even · water of flood conditions. Find­ up, the fisherman will try to set actly to the fish's location as the power houses and spillways. the velocity of the water out ing them can be done the same the hook, and the fish will just the walleye will not move out of Boulders, · coarse gravel shoals ove r the entire river. Some of way as with the other wing let go. Using floating jig heads its position in the current to and shoreline riprap are second­ the water continues downstream dams. map them or look for the and a sinker is a very common f~. it doesn't have to, its food ary spav,.,.ning sites, if they are and some of it moves across the signs they provide. In some method of fishing walleyes. It will come to it along with the subject to currents. Spawning river . The number of wing cases, there are complications works well most of the time but current. The best way to pre­ takes place at night. in groups dams below the dam varies but involved in the fo rm of old there is a better way. It's called sent the bait, be it lure or min· of one large ,~le and one or maps of the dam's ·construction bridge abutments, pipe lines or free lining, a small wire hook is - - 14 two males. ~ two females and will show them. If you cannot bedrock. 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Oufjoor Notes Of those organisms. 97 percent be at 2715 Post Road in Whit­ Plans are in the works to sailing ship FRI visited Green died. Scientists say they've nev­ ing. The gr oup is feder a lly spend $56 million to build an in­ Bay in 1985. Greenpeace has er had that high a mortality funded and non-profit. On-site cinerator for dioxin. The United tried over the years to use non­ rate before. PCBs have been a technical assistance and train· States EP A would administer violent methods of confro ntation known element in the sedi­ ing for operators and local offi­ the building and operation or to bring attention on and some­ ments. but even where PCB cials is offered. Any water sys­ the plant in Missouri. Tiie first times stop polluters of the envi­ concentrations are low the bot­ tem serving less than 10,000 Job for the plant will be lo de­ ronment. The group says the tom is highly toxic with other population is eli R:ible fo r help. stroy dio~ntaminated ma­ next visit will be of a more kinds of poisons such as lead, terial from Times Beach. Times scientific na ture than the last aluminum, and grease. Current A new conservation cartoon Beach had to be evacuated be­ one. ------research is trying to find a way booklet is available from the cause of high levels of dioxin. Debris from the Minker.Stout­ Tax time is once again upon to clean up the harbor. Soil Conservation Society of us. You may not think you have America. " Plants, Improving Romaine Creek area wi11 be burned as well. Two dozen a very lucrative fo rm, but you --, Japanese fishing trawlers Our Environment" is said to be ran help in the restoration of By Cindy Byers other places in Missouri with have been accused of violating ideal fo r conservation education endangered resources. The state United States territorial limits programs and Arbor Day obser­ this kind of contamination await Chicago Mayor Sawyer has of Wisconsin has a checkoff line while fishing in the Bering Sea vances. It is designed to help disposa_l_.--- - on tax returns which earmarks revived a recycling plan that off Alaska. - The Umted States c;hildren in the 4th grade and was sta·rted un der the late money fo r natural resources re­ and the Soviet Union have higher understand how hwnans New low acid, chilled foods covery efforts. The Bureau of Mayor Washington. The plan scheduled talks about the Sea and other animals depend on may not be as safe as we thi nk. hopes to reach all Chicago E ndangt!red Resources of the which borders both nations. Ja­ green plants fo r food , water, The foods are usually full meal DNR is funded this way. Last neighborhoods by 1989. The goal pan has not been invited to the shelter, and oxygen. Tl also varieties which are kept. in thf: is to recycle 25 percent of the year's checkoff landed the Bu­ meeting and officials are saying shows how the action of grow­ frozen section of food stores. reau $525,000. Director Ron Ni­ city's trash by the year 2000. that this is a message to the ing and conserving green plants The foods are cooked and not as Current recycling efforts recov­ ·cotera said that the work done Japanese that there is displeas­ is necessary for a quality envi­ highly processed as other types so rar has been due to the thou­ er about 2 percent of the city's ure with their recent action in ronment. Teachers are asked to of prepared foods. Problems waste. Supporters say that man­ sands of people who donated to the Bering Sea. Videotapes order before April 6 and receive can occur if refrigeration is not the checkoff in the past. Why datory recycling with possible have been recor ded which a free teacher aid. efficient or if foods are exposed fines for violators may be the don't you·try to help too? Look allegedly show Japanese ships to non-refrigerated areas fo r fo r the checkoff . only way to make recycling fishing 38 miles inside the 200 short times. Scientists have also work in the city. Private con­ mile fishing zone claimed by Exotic species are posing a discovered four types of food threat to U.S. National Parks. tractors may be hired fo r the the U.S. U .S. representatives poisoning bacteria that survive Lead arsenic contamination in Exotics are species that are out work instead of creating ano~ say Japanese explanat ion s and multiply l,\,low 40 degrees. Door Cowity has come under of their natural habitaL That er "army of city workers." about the incident have been 40 degrees used to be consid­ DNR scrutiny. DNR officials usually natural checks incomplete. means ered the threshold or safe stor­ are meeting in the county this on population are not present. age. Some of the bacteria can month to flgur,, out what to do. The Wisconsin "Tire Bill'' is The exotic species flourish and ··Earth's Best Baby Food" grow at temperatures as low as The contamination comes from now law. Starting May 1, 1988, native species decline. Wild people who buy new vehicles will be on the market in Decem­ 32 degrees. the use of lead arsenic as a pes­ ber. Titis 100 percent organic pigs, creeping kudzu, goats{ ticide in the first half of this will pay a $2 per tire fee. About gypsy moths are among e ------baby food "made in the Green The environmental gr oup century. Mixing sites in $2.9 million is expected to be species threatening native .S. collected annually. The money Mountains of Vermont" claims Greenpeace will once again orchards show the moot concen­ to be free from additives that ecosystems. Funds from w send a research boat Into the trations. The DNR haa placed a will be used to develop plans for and increased visitor fees other commercial baby foods Great Lakes. The BELUGA is a high priority on the cleanup of. how to dispose of old tires. go to resolving the prob! have. A pair of twin brothers 77 foot conv boat equipped with these sites whlcb are located More than 20 million old tires Nearly 60 percent of part man­ are now in Wisconsin. Grants are making and selling the state or the art analytical equip­ primarily 00 the bay side of the product in Vermont. It sells for agers say their properties are ment. It will be in Green Bay in peninsula In Sevastopol, Egg will be dl!bursed through this threatened. fund that will encourage indi­ 2 or 3 times the price of large J uly this year. The Greenpeace Harbor and Liberty Grove. viduals, business and non-profit company products. The twins groups to develop new uses for say the new baby rood is grown old tires. in chemical free soil, is un­ treated by synthetic herbicides, and is monitored by inspection The state or Illinois has de­ and certification. They will only 'clared Waukegan Harbor toxic produce vegetarian varieties in a recent study: It has for and specialize in fruits and some time been called one of juices::... ----- the most polluted waterways in LOOK! the natioil. Tests were conduct­ An organization that tries to {j{j ed in which microscopic organ­ meet the needs of rural water isms were exposed to a mixture systems has opened an office in with 10 percent concentration of Whiting, Wisconsin. The JS 1tion­ The'ULTIMATE Student Housing Waukegan Harbor sediments. al Rural Water Association will Brand Naw· TOWNHO~E - 4 Blocks to Campus

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In cooperation with the Department of the Interior's Fish and Wildlife Service and Florida State University, seven UWSP students completed sur­ veys and public awareness stud­ ies in hopes of saving the mana­ tee.· An estimated 1,200 manatees inhabit ·Florida's coastal wat­ ers. An endangered species, these " gentle giants" can reach up to 13 feet in length a nd weigh up to 3,500 pounds. De­ f enseless and slow-moving, ma­ These gentle creatures are endanger ed throughout their natees cannot evade their only range. High morality and low reproduction continue to keep major enemy, the speeding m&­ their nwnbers low. . lor boal. Boat-related deaths , derwater surveys were needed gered listing, informing them or combined with the manatee's to monitor the effects pollution, laws and regulations, as well as slow reproductive cycle, boating, and other recreational reporting rule breakers to law A rough run threaten the survival of the activities have on the manatee's enforcement officials. P.ndangered species. food source and habitat. Club The scuba club plans to pr~ members also im:olved them· sent a seminar of their trip to Manatees eat only vegetation selves in public awareness. the College of Natural Re­ and with the urbanization of Working with officials and local sources sometime in the future, for the eagles Florida's water front, many diving/fishing/boating shops, and will also use the collected problems have developed with scuba clul;\ members helped information in the LRC's mu· the manatee's food s~Un· _ promote public awa~eness of sewn. Anyone wishing more in· UWSP News Service the needs a nd habits of ma· formation about the Scuba club natees. Scuba members also or their trip is encouraged to Billed as one of the most rugged marathon races in the Mid· took their campaigns to the stop at one of the club weekly west and perhaps in the nation, the Old Style Bald Eagle Mara­ 1 manatee's waters where they meeting, which are listed in the thon wil1 take place on Saturday, April 30. Now in its ninth year, For 25 years, stopped boaters and other div· UC Daily, or they may call the race has gained notoriety for a grueling course (tw­ our people ha ve ers to check on their awareness Korpse Kafur a (scuba club paved, one-third gravel) along hilly, twisting backcountry roads, endured long hours of the manatee current endan- member) at 345--0310. and for breathtaking scenery~ as it curves through wooded and tough Squirrel Hollow, climbs the long hills of Highway 133, and working conditions crosses Rattlesnake Creek. The race begins and ends at Eagle Valley Nature Preserve, between the towns of Gassville and for vi rtually Glen Haven in southwestern Wisconsin. It is co-sponsored by no pay. SUMMER EMPLOYMENT The Eagle Foundation and G. Heileman Corporation, brewers of And 9 out of 10 would Old Style beer. in Milwaukee Area The ~mile, 385,-yard marathon begins at 8 a.m. There also do it again. will be a 10-kilometer race at 9 a.m., and a 5--k.ilometer fun run that steps off at 2 p.m. Water-and Gatorade will be provided at Office and light industrial jpbs checkpoints along the routes of the marathon and 10-kilomete.r Peace Corps of­ races. Prizes include trophies to the winners in six men's and fers you the opportuni­ four women's age divisions, and medals for the first through ty to completely im­ Call fifth place finishers in each division. Everyone who finishes the merse yourself in a marathon will receive a T.Wrt; all who finish the lQ..kilometer totally ditterent culture HATCH .race get an Eagle "Foundation arm patch; and all finishers of while helping to make . the fun run receive an eagle/flag aim patch. an important dif­ The entry fee is $10 per -person in advance, ·o~ $12 the day of Temporary Servfoes the race. Gr!)Up discounts are avlli]a_ble. l'r(!!'eeds from the Old ference in other peo­ Scyle Bald Eagle Marathon help fundThe Eagle Foundation's ple's lives. (414) 476-5566 programs on:beluilf .of the bald eagle and .other wildlife, includ­ And . . . educa­ ing preservation of habftat, and a captive bald eagle breeding tional institutions. inter­ 933 N. Mayfair Rd. S~ite 106 program. · national firms and For infonnation and• ~lion fon11S, · call or write The government agencies Wauw11tosa, WI 53226 Eagle. Foundation, 200 N. Main St., Galena, IL 61036, phone value Peace Corps ex­ (615 ) TT7-354JO. . . perience.

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1 Peace o res _:::._ ~ ;: ~ i C>l ": ~ ;, ~ S d:..: :-::: :::' ~c:': _;;: l 988 Th e · ug"es· :::::::> yo'.J· 1 eve~ ::> 1 e Pointer Page 11 UWSP offers seven weekly Tax acid rain lectures brea k UWSP News Service science. is coordinating the and Health Effects of Acid for water The first of seven weekly lec­ course. Rain " by Lowell Klessig, tures on · problems associated The schedule of presenta­ professor of resource manage­ "'.ith acid rain began Thursday tions: ment; mght (March 24) at the Univer­ March 24 - ··Overview of Acid April 21 -" Wisconsin Air protection sity of Wisconsin- Stevens Point. Rain Issues and Principles'' Quality Laws and Policy'' by The sessions are open to the with Dan Trainer. dean of the Don Theiler, chief of the Bu­ public wi thout charge, from College of Natural Resources, reau of Air Management for the 6:30 p.m. to 8: 15 p.m., in the discussing international per­ Department of Natural Re­ sources; Helen Parkhurst Lecture Hall spective and basis of acid rain (Room 116) of the Professional sources, reactions, impacts; April 28 - 14 Electric Power In­ St udies Buildin g . Special March 31 - "Potential Impacts dustry Perspective on Acid arrangements can be made for on Add Rain on Soils" by Ron Rain and Economics of S02 people in attendance to ea, n Hensler ,;i nd James Johnson, Control " by Tom Meinz and one academic credit. soil science professors; Mike Charles of Wisconsin Pulr The speakers wiU include edu­ April 7 - .. Acid Rain Impacts lie Service Corporation ; cators. representatives of gov­ on Lakes" by Steve Grab, De­ May 5 - " Political Process ernmental agencies, busi­ partment of Natural Resources and Conflict on Controlling Acid ness/ industry and concluding Bureau of Research ; Rain" by Congressman Obey with an address by U.S. Rep. April 14 - "Impact on Wild­ who also has invi,Ed Homby David R. Obey (0.Wausau). By­ life" by Ray Anderson, profes­ of the Canadian uncila te to ron Shaw, professor of water sor of wildlife, and "Cultural join him. Waterfowl bill passed by Assembly

Madison, Wi of duck stamps and money the Wisconsin waterfowl will be DNR r eceives from Ducks provided with more and better Unlimited for waterfowl pr~ breeding habitat under a bill jects. passed by the State Assembly. SB 34S has now been passed on Wednesday. by both houses of the Leglsla· The bill (SB 34S I will alter ture and has been . referred to state law in order to allow the Governor Thompson for his sig­ Department of Natural Re­ nature. sources (DNR) to use two tech­ " [f Governor Thompson signs niques that will greatly improve the biU into law soon, the DNR breeding habitat, according to that goal. " will be a ble to begin work on State Representative Stan Gru· "SB 345 will not hann the en­ some of these much-needed pnr szynski CD-Stevens Point), the vironment and will actua lly jects this spring," Grusiynslti ,:hief Assembly sponsor of SB save the DNR some money," said. :J4S. Grusiynslti continued. Gruszynsld said that SB 34S The first of these techniques SB 34S will enable the DNR to was strongly supported by the is the construction of artificial make more efficient use of the Conservation Congress, the W~ nesting islands, which provide lin}ited dollars it has available consin Wildlife Federation and waterfowl and shore birds with fo r waterfowl. Included in these the Wisconsin Waterfowlers Association. a breeding place that is safe funds are revenue from the sale from predators. The second technique is the .. use of a machine called the ··cookie cutter,'' which was de­ Still need more conclusive evidence about veloped by Ducks Unlimited. The machine creates a reas of what b_e_nefits·the _Village offers? open water in cattail marshes. This open water is crucial to the s u r vival of waterfowl broods. ·• 1 have heard from many sportsmen who feel that we must do everything we can to maintain a large and healthy • Laundry la,cilities water fowl population iq the . state," Gruszynski _said. "This · · .• Heat·& hot water included . bill is one way to accomplish • Completely lurni~hed • ·Adequate parking Hardly • .Close to campus t • Air conditioning • Pool Now At ', I~:.~: • Cable TV available Hardly Ever? Lava lamps, tie-dyed rayon dresses, blouses and skirts, gauze T· · shirt s, single and double hammocks from Mexico. New book bags . back packs from In· For more information call donesla. and ask for Mike! 25% Offallwlck~r. We're The Fun Stora! Open: The Village Mon.-Thura. 1o-6 Fri. HM, Sat.10-5 301 Michigan Ave. SUN. 12~ ( 1038 Main St. 344-4848 341-2120 Page 12 March 31, 1988

Misplaced funds equal by Stud Weasil homeless injustice An editorial is a magazine or to these companies after they didn't even have to carry .. their I had no reason to believe me - the one true God, one foot­ motherI so that if you ever want newspaper article expl_icitly ball team, one basketball team, a new stereo they will not hesi­ stating the opinions or beliefs of load of financial responsibility that it would be a day different from any other. I went to my one baseball team, one athlete tate to fork out. the cash and sc an appoi nted editor or staff for the rest of the nation? These huge bu sineses are classes, worked for a couple of ( collegiate or pro) and one rock that when they croak, you will writer. hours, and then I WU off to the star. get a lot of money from their What do these Fortune 500 already making their billions tax-free. Why then is it okay to library to do some serious 2.) Thou shalt not covet thy estate. companies, who have all con­ give them $800,000,000 million fn cramming. The library was neighbor's hot tub, VCR, Mer­ 7•. ) Do not use the Lord's tracted with the United States almost too quiet-no parties, no cedes or wife (unless she covets name in vain, unless you have Defense Department, have in rebates when they never paid anything to receive a rebate excitement, nobody t.allrlng at you back). had a really bad day, someone common? the U8U8I 100 dB level. There 3.) Thou shalt not commit else used it first, you are a Lockheed, TeMeco, Texaco, from? What's the deal? Where is were even empty tables in the adultery, unless you are abso­ macho knob wbo likes to sit in Dupont, Harris, and Boeing. big this going? Why do I care? reserve,.reading room. lutely certain you will not be the Encore Room over the Give up? Each one of these There are 32 million Ameri­ It became evident that before caught, if there is slight chance lunch hour talking about your companies made BILLIONS OF cans who don 't have a place to I could begin the process of that you may be caught but you sema.1 prowess or if you just DOLLARS from 1981 to 1984 un­ sleep tonight, no now and memorizing a whole semester's have landed a real babe, or if feel like it. der the Reagan-Bush Adminis­ food none coming in the near future. worth of material in four hours, your mate committed adultery 8.) If thou runneth out of toi­ tration and all of them paid $0 Taking a shower is a dream to I would have to relieve myself first and you want to even the let paper (even if It was your dollars to the US government in of some bodily wastes. So there score. roommate's turn to buy), do not taxes. Not $1 ,000, not even $100 them, and being warm is only a I was, on the toilet, when just 4.) Thou shalt not lie, cheat or use one of his/her white dress in taxes but O - nothing - nada. mental delight. We can all put this picture to­ as I was finishing the editorial steal, unless you have a lot of shirts in place of the usual This fact alone may be bear­ section of the World Weekly, I money, a good lawyer and you Charmin. able for some. Let's fa ce it, we gether. The US government has realized that I was in big trou­ go to church at least once a 9.) If thou receiveth a back­ need these companies for our $25,000,000 million for every one million homeless men, women, ble-there was no toilet paper month. rub, thou shalt giveth a back­ healthy defense department. Is in sight-I had a serious prob­ 5.) Thou shalt not condemn or rub, of equal or rre.ater stimu­ it necessary fo r the US govern­ and children. Shelters could be lem on my hands (I never could persecute members of minority lation. ment to give free tax re~~ page 13 resist a good pWl ). totaling over $800,000,000 Jil.lllion racial and ethnic groups w Jess 10.) If thou decl 'eth to wear­ Suddenly, in the far corner of they look.fWU1y, talk with a fun. eth thine sweat pants at thy the stall, a glowing roll of toilet ny accent or just plain deserve knee level, remembereth that, paper appeared. It was the it. at all times, thou will looketh Are we hypocrites? most beautiful roll of toilet pa­ 6.) Honor . thy father and thy extremely stupid. per I had ever seen. Much to Several things strike me I was here back in '85 when the last full-fledged Brat Fest my dismay, it spontaneously FRN'1KLY SPEl>.KING------FRl>.NK llO'iLER. about Sigma Tau Gamma 's burst. into flames. If this was Brat Fest situation. First, I'm took place. I, and a nwnber of What al. the May Fly? Sprout than to IIDOlder ID the nllna rJ. people, not just a few, left town not enough, the image of a very concerned about the worsening old man appeared amidst the wlnp and fly Molber F. G«rge dashed hopes and Ideologies. student/community relations. BECAUSE of the expected vio­ Bush comes to town and who Cloal< me ID the invlalble garb lence and vandalism. Just in flames. He informed me that he Bad blood on both sides isn't was the one true God, and that car... If the Coolne rJ. a 3&

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To the Editor. On Tuesday, April 5th, the showcase. He reduced unem- ranks him~ third among all eyes of the nation will be on ployment from 11% to 2.5%. He governors in the percentage of Wisconsin. It will be up to us to has had a history of caring for women cabinet appointments. present a candidate who will be our mo.st important, institutions, He strongly supports the ERA strong enough to turn around education. He led the fight and other civil and human Jackson supports the eight year Reagan catu­ against acid rain and the unsafe right. issues. trophe. We need a candidate Seabroolt Nuclear Power Plant. On April 5th, Mike Dukalds who will lead us into the 1990s He will broaden our energy re- . needs help. In order for him to with energy, optimism, and a sources to include small byd•o, bring these ideas to Washing­ conunitment to the people of solar, ethanol, methanol, "clean ton, he needs your support now. equal education the United States. We have the coal," and natural gas. He fa. If you need transportation to chance to nominate a proven vars energy efficiency, recy- the polls or need to know where effective leader, someone who cling and conservation. He you vote, contact SGA at 346,.. To the Editor, wouJd recruit people into the stands up for what is right and opposes a shooting war in Cen- 4036. ·U you have questions con­ With financial aid getting teaching profession to provide just. We need someone who will tra! America and supports a ceming Mike Dukalds, please tougher and tougher to come quality education for the future. not shortchange investment in war against poverty and injus- call 341-742.8, or visit our office Jesse Jackson has said, "Edu­ education, will not turn their tice throughout Latin America. in downtown Stevens Point, at by I students should be con­ cerned about who their next cation is not a dispensable ~ back on the environment, and Dukakis opposes Star Wars and 1129 Main Street, across from president will be. In the 1980s, cial program. It is a defense will put an end to the illegal would seize the opportunity to Book World. Also look for Mike the Reagan Administration has act. Any nation that spends 55 war in Central America. The achieve meaningful arms reduc- Dukalds on April 4th when he cut federal support for educa­ cents of every income tax dollar person America needs is Mike tions and to reduce the risk of will be al,-UWSP at 6:30 p.m. tion, including college loans, by for the military and only 2 cents Dukakis. nuclear war. He offers a bright Sincerely, 20 percent. As president, Jesse for education has to reorder its Gov. Dukalds has turned M.... outlook with regards to wo,.. Marie Simons Jackson would reverse these priorities." Jackson is for dou­ sachusetts from an economic men's rights. A recent National President, Students for Duka· cuts to education. bling the federal education basketcase to an economic Women's Political caucus study Ids Jesse Jackson supports an budget by eliminating military education program that prer waste and controlling the anns vides equal opportunities for race. This will provide money everyone. Everyone should be to build quality schools for all Environmentalist's candidate? children. able to attend college if they wish. Jackson will restore and l stand for Jesse Jackson be­ Presidential candidate Gore expand college loans and grants cause Jesse Jackson stands £or clean up hazardous waste worked to appeal the Cherokee will be on the UWSP campus to make education accessible to education. dumps. Gore chaired the first National Forest Plan to clear- late tomorrow morning. Watch everyone. hearings ever held on hazardous cut parts of that national forest. Andrew Bucheger around the U.C. for times and chemical waste the pollu- He is also working for passage A Jackson Administration will places. and give teachers higher pay and Students for Jack.son tion of groundwater. These of the Smokey Mountain Wilder- hearings uncovered the Love ness Bill to protect that wilder- Many different issues should Canal chemical waste site and n... . area. be considered in selecting one's have since uncovered thousands Al Gore has received the choice for President. Among of additional hazardous waste endorsements of leading envi- UWSP student runs for those which have fallen by the dumps. Gore bas also authored ronmentalists from Sen. Harry wayside in recent years is the laws empowering the Environ- Reld (D-NV) to Doug Costa!, environment. Witness Ronald mental Protection Agency to EPA chief under the Carter St~vens Point office Reagan and the· effects of his crack down on illegal dumping administration. As President, Al former EPA Chief Anne Bur- practices. Gore held early hear- Gore has conunitted to hiring a ford and his former Secretary ings 00 global climate change, tough EPA chief so that our My name is Daniel J . Gross­ son, I feel that everyone · in the of the i(>terior Jami:s Watt. No including the greenhouse effect clean up of toldc waste sites kopf and I am running fo r Third Ward should have the longer cari, the environment ·be· and the depletion of the ozone can be accelerated. IN the sev- alderman of the 3rd Ward of opportunity to interact and de­ a minor mlle. layer dur.-to chlorofluorcarbons en Yeai;s·slnce the Superfund Stevens Point. I feel that I am velop with their community. The case for Al Gore as th~ · These and other hearings ba_ve · Act was created, the Reagan qualified for this position be­ Future leaders are developed environmentalist's candidate for led to·a~scienti.fic consensus . •·Administration has completed cawe of my education in com-­ in schools and in the interaction President is easily stated. Gore C:.1::;!"=.yU: :1:'JY only 14 of the worst 1,000 Super- mwtications and economics, and of social organizations. We must has the highest rating from the -~- fund/National Priority u.t baz. my experience in other leader­ help develop these future lead· League of Consen,ation . Voters announce a plan to replace ardous waste dumps. A Presi- ship roles in"- dams is fruiUess, walleyes net!- Knowing where to find walleye eds. ~hen they start on their spawn- Sales Clerks., Bartenders, Groundskeepers, "Tbe effect of the new policy ing nm can spell the difference on individual grant recipients between watching the water go and Cleanina ?ersonnel. write or Call may vary," Kessenich said. by and catching fish. Knowing "Tax regulations affecting pay- how to fish the structure with JellystOne ?ark ment.s to homeowner, differ the current helps to locate from regulations affecting busi- where the active walleyes are PO Rox 510. nesses or owners of income and understanding where in­ Wisconsin nells , •,.it 53965 property." active fish hold combine to be Grant recipients who have the key of the successful fisher­ n0<- 254-25GS questions about how to file or men. Do the research on dams amend a recent tax return before you go, monitor the wa• should contact their local Inter- ter temperature, u.,e the cur­ nal Revenue Service office or rent and watch how you present the Wi.sconain Department -01 your bait, it all affects your ( Revenue. fishing s-..ccess. University- of-Wisconsin Stevens-- Point- POI NTL€)) ------In a continued 'Celebration of April fools WWSP folds, Cady acts. by Paul Jankowski News Editor Citing no audience, WWSP ended broadcasting sometime · last week. No one knew when "Willy, Willy! I need full funding for the history the actual transmissions c)ub. Repeat, full.funding," shouted Cady. ceased. One crack Pointer re­ porter accidentally tuned into the station only to find static. Upon investigating, he found the WWSP offices empty. Overjoyed with jubilation, he dropped to The results were inunediate. nisian wilds. Things looked his knees and praised God for To liven up its meetings, SGA bleak for the History club. his divine intervention. allocated itself $2.000 for No­ Then Cady acted. After Uits and pieces of the Ooze. A Pointer/ SGA double Tossing parlimentary proce­ story broke in the Poin~er, Stu­ agent estimated that each Sena· dure to the wind, slanuning his dent Government Association tor would receive enough to communicator on the floor, he commenced an e>'Tlergency ses­ wir e a sperm whale, or enliven said, ·'Darrunit, I'm the Presi­ John Jarvis. sion. The issue : What to do with dent! I'll do as I see fit! Get me the $4?.000 swed by the sta­ Alarmed at what History Budget Director Wilcox on the tion's demise. After the 17th roll would say about this. year's main screen!" ca ll vote, one thing wc:a., ~1.. Ar: SGA , the Executive Board led a "Willy, Willy , I need full fund­ The meeting was dragging on - .. ,.hbuckling fight to give the ing for the History Club. Repeat for a hell of a long time. remamu, 1:o ~.000 to the History full funding," shouted Cady. Meanwhile, a large crowd Club. The reasu.. . to · write a ~athered to watch the meeting. history of this year's adminl54 The strange thing was that they tration. Wilcox protested, "But Cady, actually wanted to watch the The club's treasurer, Mark th ' reserves, they've been meeting, and were not a part of .. Zelly" Zelazoski, died of shock · strained already. If we give'em "ny group seeking recognition. when he received the actual all we got, we'll have to beam Entranced by parlimentary check. His last, historically sig­ in doughnuts to th' Comer MR:­ procedure and overawed by nificant words were, ' 'God, ket." Robert's rules of order, they don't let it bounc~!" stood, mesmerized through all "Then we'll do it," Cady shot 147 hours of debate. back. It's a Kodak moment ... In a show of unity, Mike Mi­ As a background to '!'riling kalsen, Brenda Leahy, and this manunoth project,· a club •·But (:ady, why?'.'. UWSP S- Govermneat Auodatloll Steve cady brob Ille Brian Neville together pledged spokesman said that a ten year " Hell, What's money to · ail to solve the Slll1)lus problem. "club Med" study tour was in education? Onward SGA . Warp ::.:-;~ =tloil,'""::.. ~ of-:.:..iim:= order. Immediately, SGA factor six." Mike MlaileD. . . .- . . . . =·- ' They embraced each other and laughed off last week's debate learned of this plot. Several Col­ "Where to Cady?" as "good PR." Neville spoke for lege of Natural Resource's Sen­ "Stevens Point. Municipal the trio stating "Really, we're ators expressed concern about Govemment_.Offices: Shields up, 1 City drinking buddies." the club's expenses in the Tu- arm phaser uarw .. . Council bring fest back - .brat . The. Stevens Point city councll part at no charge, the IUll)elld­ lng of all drinking onlances for vote !aft - to invite tbe sllJ. delllii from the UWSP to have tbe weebnd and 6- rides for their annual Brat Fest here In all ·people with out can to be ·\he city~ · The vole!I were all provided by .tbe pollce depart­ ayes with no nayes as the coun­ menl Some of the comment, of cil.continued their acUve search tbe council menben lncludod, of ways to 8111st and please ''we should have gone In half what· they called " tbe most and half with the - on important group on town", tbe tbe 1-r-", and " the - students of the UWSP. are good eggs, we all love them. " At the next council Among the plans approved meeting, plans to rebuild tbe were, providing tbe river !nlnt square are to be - · Spec.ial April Fools _insert (i.e. we~re iust ioking) Toe good cooks of Debol and Allen Center have requested tbal w~ print this photo of a perfect­ pages-1s-·1a - ly fine brealdasL They say that /somebody/ had better march nght back and finish the lelt­ ovr They're not cleaning it up until somebody does. Page 16 March 31 , 1988 SGA agent infiltrates Pointer paper

by Blair Cleary Stall Writer government! At first I didn't want the assignment because I I just can ·t take it anymore! had my heart set on leading the I've fina lly reached the break­ revolt against the United Coun­ ing point of my morals .... But cil of the UW System, but "Un­ let me start at the beginning. cle Steve" called and it was my rm Blair Cleary and I Write fo r duty to go. Besides. I got an the Pointer, or so my cov er unlimited budget. states, for I'm really a double I had~6 months to fi nish this agent fo r the Student Govern­ " deep cover" mission . .. It ment As.sociation. would be easy," I thought ·· Just Over the sum.mer I joined the suck up to Karen the Chief Edi­ Espionage and Counter-Terror­ tor (to throw any blame away ism Subcommittee of SGA fro m me) and use all of those which was then under the com­ neat .. fifth colwnn" tactics they mand of Col. "Pit bull" Mik.al­ taught us at SGA's spy school." sen. The training we new agPnts And so· my assignment com­ got was the best this side of the menced. I started out small. to CIA . I was trained in fifth~ol­ avoid any suspicion of the "new umn tactics, electronic survei staff writer." I took my editor I lance.demolitions, and weapon out to a local pub and while he Aren't you forgetting someone? skills. At the end of training ! was blitzed I aquired his access School's got you pretty busy now, but take a moment and think a bout It. Who baked you cook­ could take an M-16 apart under­ codes to the Pointer main file. ies for the Cub Scout meeting? Who watched the Llttle League games? Wbo wrote you notes to water, in the dark with one Suddenly words turned up mis­ get out of gym clan? That's right. Mom dJd Give her a call. Go home to vb it. Send her a bm. hand tied behind my back and spelled, pages were numbered Every day ls Mother's Day. then put it back together with wrong, and photo captions were no trouble at all. ·• weirdly altered" or erased out Chargeback from page l budget amoWlts are also from a resolution that demands a re­ During the early part of the of existance. When the Pointer's iliary a rea offi cials, however , 1983. This isn't reality anymore. duction to chargeback amounts fall semester I proved myself typesetters, who are really claim that the charges assessed Inflation has not been figured in comparable with sister instititu­ an excellent operative on any quite good at finding mistakes, auxiliaries do not accurately re­ for five years." tions for next year's assess­ type of assignment the chief, found the errors, I used " Agent fle ct services rendered. They Student leaders point to com­ ment. Lacking that, the student Steve Cady, could dish out. I rule 34 : An y one can be argue that data used to com­ parisons of chargeback amounts group says it will approach Sys­ was promoted to the coveted bought." With a hefty cash pute the $300,000 charged for levied at similar-sized UW cam­ tem administration or even out­ ''00" breau of the Espionage bribe they " looked the other the past two academic years puses as evidence of Stevens side legal attornies to lower the branch or our subcorruruttee. way." was taken from 1982-83 records Point's inaccuracy. UW-Stevens chargebacks. Then my master assignment I stepped up my eiforts. To and never revised. UWSP Budg­ Point is about $150,000 over the UW System Vice President came Cown . I was to infiltrate cause tension among the staff I et controller Ron Lostettor con­ average for mid-size schools, Ray Marnocha, contacted for the campus newspaper, The stole pens, swit.:hed staff fil es, cedes that this is a "point of having the highest chargeback hi-s reaction to this request, said Pointer, .1 nd destroy it from and sabataged the word proces­ controversy. It's true that crite,. amount of all UW schools. The he was not aware of the issue wiL'tln. With them out of the sors so th.at when the deadlines ria from 1983 was applied, but UW-Stevens Point Student Gov· but would handle it in standard way nothing could stop SGA came up theY had to fi ght over it's a lso true t})al auxiliary ernment Association has passed investigative manner. from a total takeover of campus an insufficient nWl'lber of com­ puters. Tens.ion mounted. With the editors squabbling NOWIN over computer space I struck at the chain of command betwee,n Karen Rivedal and her staff. I MILWAUKEE Are Yoµ Mailing UPS? intercepted her quality sto1y ideas and substituted in all .. sorts of trash, from Thompson·~ 414-332-4740 property tax bill to Mike Duka· Check List for Good P.a.ckaging· . kis'election campaign. I also in­ creased my' assult on the quali­ ty 'of the paper. I started chang­ ing the quotes around, misspell­ America,s national ~dg~d c_arton w/fla~~ ing names and even killing parts of articles that "continue student, youth, and-. · · intact (not damaged) · , · . on page 17." Almost on a whim I broke budget travel experts~ vf~s wrapped separately . into the .dark room our photog­ raphers used, and I made all . [!'.YAdequ,ate cushlqning material of the phou>uplicate label inside carton the way by election time in March. 'This was 2 months soon­ er than I expected. I had to do Bring packages to Information something drastic. Through the Desk at University Center. agency connections I aquired 2615 N. 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An Equal Opportunity Employer MIF The SKILL MILL Fuck Milk! ARCADE and SNACK SHOP by Karen Rivedal Ea/tor That's what a majority of GRAND OPENING Wisconsin state representatives said last week at the close of the fiscal eight legislative ses­ sion. Rather than pass an -Wednesday, April 6th amendment making milk tile of­ ficial state "Drink for all Sea­ so ns, " va rious legislators in­ stead remarked, " Who really 2 P.M. cares? We 've been in session Jong enough. Let's just go have a brew~' When two dissenting senators objected to the motion, on the grounds that "Hey, we haven't First 100 peQple will receive passed anything yet. Maybe we ought to stop drinking so much ss:oo worth of free tokens beer," they were loudly over­ ruled by a unanimous voice vote from the majority. Individ­ ual speakers pointed out that it Hourly Drawings - must be present to win. was almost 5 p.m., and that the ' . bars don't stay open forever, you know. Espionage HOURS: from page 16 Sun.-Thurs. ·- .10 A.M~·10 P.M. r n's morninR Tab, afternoon Tab, and yes, even her evening Fri_.• sat ..-10 A.M;:12 A.M. Tab. This promted all sorts of in­ teresting editorials which culmi­ nated with the now famOlL'i "T Come play the Newest in Videos & Pinbal~ hate frats and the Army editori­ al." Public opini..m was· rapidly . turning against the Pointer. I New Games Include: Video Games: had only to ma~e the final push and if would have been all over. · Space Shuttle Pinball Out Run1sit down> But then I hari ~n attark of th e morals. I couldn't kick · this Secret Service Pinball Thunderblade (sit down> .. blind dog" any more. If there wasn't a Pointer someone else wo uld come along. Per haps UWSP Today would come back, or an all new Pointer. I'd kill · Plus: Skeetball, Football Throw, Dual Basketball, paper after paper and it would never end. I couldn"t take it. I Shooting Gallery, and much more! took a transfer. My next assignment will be to crumble the Soviet economic, Located in North Point Shopping Center political and military systems. It should take about 21 days. give o(ke 15 minutes. Pag e 18 Marc h 31, 1988 Undercover work Four juveniles were arrested some. The officer had been Wednesday afternoo n for observing the alleged racket for allegedly smugg1ing cases of a week, sensing something sus­ Point beer across the city lim­ picious. His name ha s been its. withheld to protect his identity, As seen in the accompanying but he's the guy in the picture photo, the youths apparently with the black mask over his disguised themselves as Mexi­ eyes. When asked to comment cans and attempted to conceal over the phone, he said, ''I fin­ the local brew by carrying it in ally got the va rmints. l knew l Corona cases. One of the would ·get them sooner or later. .§ youths, Juan Hookpoker, said Imagine. Point beer in Corona ""> that their overall plan was flaw­ cases. What blasphemy ! " _t, less. However, they overlooked (Actually, l think this is what 2 the clumsiness of the boxes that he said. In order to protect his J concealed the contraband. "The identity, a towel was placed :,._____ ....;...;,. ______: a. damnri pped, boxes" Hoo wekpokre, aellr dirtysaid. and" I over the mouthpiece.) tried so hard to keep that one o.. Point Brewery Public Affa irs bottle from falling out, a nd l Director Tommy Thompson re­ ATTENTION STUDENT RENTERS did a pretty good job fo r warded the officer with a com­ awhile." plimentary case of Point Bock. Share a room in a larger residential When Hookpoker finally Thompson was quoted as say­ slipped and the Point bottle fell ing, " It's a great day fo r all of building for just s140.00/month. out, an undercover officer was Stevens Point. We just can't let on the scene to detain the four- this stuff get out ol town ." INCLUDES: -all utilities -access to computer lab -laundry area -special study rooms ~;!nt Laundry -recreational space -personal assistance -TV lounge when/if need arises 2841 Stanley St. Stevens Point Easy walking distance to all university buildings. 344-6790 Sign up now and receive free telephone & cable service ATTENDANT ON DUTY! for a year. Private rooms $190.00/month. Call: 346,3511 - 8:00 A.M.·5:00 P.M.

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Sorenson named Tennis team All-American splits matches, Sports IIIformatioo Office Senior Sonja Sorenson, the University of Wisconsin~tevens Zowin wins three Po int all-time leading sco rer by Scott Huelskamp and rebounder, has been named getting frustrated," said Z.O win . to ·the 1988 Kodak Women's All­ Sports Edlwr ··1 just go~ in e groove of the America Basketball Team fo r Senior Bryan Zowin displayed match~an as really hitting Division rn colleges. Selections the talent last weekend that has my passing ots." fo r the teams are made by the earned him the nwnber one sin­ Women's Basketball Coaches gles spot on the UWSP men's Salad.ad got his revenge when Association (WBCA ). tennis team all season. he teamed with Z..Olt Juhasz to Sorenson averaged 21.3 points beat Z.Owin and Greenberg in and 11.2 rebounds per game this Z.O win won both his singles doubles 6-3,6-4. Zowin-G reen­ season while shooting 56.6 per­ matches and one of two doubles berg rolled over Notaney-Smith cent (180-318 ) from th~ floo r matches with teammate Doug of Green Bay 6--0,6-J. and 75.1 percent (130-173) fro m Greenberg to help the Point hit­ the line. She concluded her star­ ters split a pair of games, " Doug played tough consider­ studded career by scoring in played at Ripon College. ing he had a fever and didn't double figures in 65 consecutive feel well all weekend," said contests. This season she had no Point was beaten two matches Zowin of his partner. fewe r than 13 points in a game to seven to nationally ranked and topped the 20-point mark in Ripon but turned around their The number two doubles team 13 of 23 outings. She had a sea­ fortunes to crush Green Bay, Il­ of Gary Polston and Stew Stone son high of 33 points in a 73-50 l. captured Point's only other win over Platteville. match versus Ripon, l;-3,0-6,7- She also reached double-fig­ " Both the guys I played were 6,(8-6 ) over Rick Bowhousen ures in rebounding in 16 or 23 serve and volley players," said and Brett Roeber. Polston~ne games with a high of 22 vs. Eau Z.Owin. "I am more of a player doubled their pleasure by beat­ Claire. who likes to wait until they ing Green Bay's Kurt Schoenen­ Also a standout defensively, make their move and then capi­ berger and Bob Downey, 6-4,1- she was named to the WWIAC talize on it." 6,7~.(7-o ). All-Defensive team as she led UWSP in both ste als a nd "They (Ripon ) have two ~ blocked shots. ber-type courts and two wooden UWSP's tandem of Pat David­ In 1987-88 , she set school surfaces. I was lucliy to play son and Bryan Bassler also marks for poi nts averaged per both my matches on the rubber were doubles winners over game (21.3), field goal attempts courts, which is the surface my G.B.'s Dan Jensen and John in a game (23 ), free throws game is more accustomed to. Kock, 6-2,0-6,7~,(7-3). made in a game (1 4) and free Since the ball gets to you faster Polston, Greenberg, Stone and throws made in a season (130). on rubber, the ball was getting Davidson all recorded singles She currently holds 23 school to me quicker than the serve wins over G.B. opponents. records, including career marks and volley players were getting for both points (1,653) and re­ to the net, which made it a bit "They played some very con­ easier." bounds (922). Sorenson goes up for a shot in a game earlier this season. sistent tennis up and down our line-up, especially considering Sorenson .. who led the Lady Head coach Ruth Anne Kaiser " Kodak All-Americ3n is a Zowin defeated Ripon's Mark we were· Jumping back and Pointers to the NCAA lII Na­ said Sorenson is a well-deserv­ great honor for Sonja, her fami­ Baladad in his opening match, forth between a wooden gym tional Championship in 198&-87, ing recipient of the honor. ly, Stevens Point, our program 3-

Which track IS better:· Indoor :v_ersus •Outdoor by Scott Huelskamp the curve." Sports Editor Witt says the turns are the Track is a very diversified main factor why indoo? times sport. Weather conditions, shoes are slower than outdoor times. and physical ability can all A standard indoor track is 200 affect performance. But one meters (220 yards) in circum­ additional factor has to be con­ ference, while an outdoor circle sidered by the track athlete. Is is 400 meters ( 440 yards). it indoor or outdoor track sea­ • "All your times in the short son? races will be muc;h slower in-

" Indoor track is so much like a circus because you have eye­ ryone in such a confined area at one time. Once you get outside things are a liWe bit more spread out and you don't have every­ one on top of _each other." - Wi~

The major difference between doors .... probably all races up to the two, says UWSP bead track the 800," said Witt. " Once you coach Rick WIit, is the size. get up to the 1500, the speed "The turns are so much tighter slows down enough that it is not on the indoor track and the ~ going to be that ~ucb of a dis' pie who are in the shorter advantage to you. races, the high velocity races, it Only a 60-yard sprint is nm takes a lot more force to be indoors, compared to 100 meters able to hold yourself in the outdoors. 300, 600 and 800 are turn3. Instead of using your Although not in the best shape, the Colman Field is the only track at UWSP. Two IDffll have speed to nm fast you are using Turn to page 20 1-een slated for the track this season (April 2 and 9). it to maintain yourself around \ Page 20 March 31 , 1988 Wind, weather slows Lady Tracksters Talented SP 4x 1,600 team wins by Scott Huelskamp gave a good lead leg. Kris He­ and Ca rrie Enger in 4:21.5, the Enger), in 1 :56.4, and the dis­ although their times were not Sports Editor lein ran the second leg and was sprint medley squad of Sher­ tance medley team (Renee all that great. They each ran

The UWSP womens track just three steps ahead of La wood, Knuese. Traci Beier, and Breu, Enger I Beth Benzmiller, four races which is what we team competed in the Crescent Crosse's All-American Sara Gil­ Michelle Hanson in 2:00.4, and Paula Heinke) in 14 :27.4. wanted to do. For them, it was Printing Relays at UW-La­ les. Kris Helein did a great job the 4x800 team of Beth Mears, Hill said, ·'The efforts were an internal workout at race Crosse last weekend and the of keeping us in the race. Kris Kay Wallander, Hoel and good, but times were slow. This pace." 4xl,600 relay team surprised the Hoel was able to get us a 40 Schoch, with a 10: 26.5 clocking. was due to the wind more than Both the UWSP womens and host school with a win by more yard lead which Jenny Schoch Sue Coll ar went 5--0 in the the cold. It definitely was not a mens track team will kick-off than 50 yards. stretched to 50 for the win.'' high jwnp, while Mears threw nice day for a track meet. How­ their home outdoor track season The team of Beth Weiland, Point, La Crosse ·and Roches-­ the javelin 99-4 and heaved the ever, the team did a great job when they host the Pointer Invi­ Kris Helein, Kris Hoel and Jen­ ter Community College were the shot-put 33-7 1/2 to garner sec­ in giving it their best. To ·put it tational this Saturday, April 2, ny Schoch crossed the tape in only competing school's at the ond's in field events. in the words of assistant coach at Coleman Field. The meet 22 :35.9. meet . No team scores were Lady Pointer third places Bill Wr ight, 'this team has will begin at 11am Saturday. ' 'They did an excellent job as kept. were earned by Hanson in the character'." (Officials are still needed. Gall La Crosse had their relay Pointer second's went to the triple jump (33-4 ), Mears in the ''I was pleased with the per­ coach Hill at 346-4415 or coach loaded with talent," said head 4x400 relay of Beckie Sherwood, discus (102-1), the 4x200 four­ fonnance or came Eriger, Barb Rick Witt at 346-3677 if interest­ coach Len Hill " Beth Weiland Maureen Seidl, Barb Knuese, some (Sherwood, Seidl, Knuese, Knuese, and Beckie Sherwood ed.)

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also popular distances al colle-­ son meaM that you want to do runners are indoor or outdoors, giate meets and 200s and 400s more strength work and then and favors the less talented run­ are reserved for outside. try to go faster outside. When ner or the underdog. "There is Sprint speed is also affected you are ·on a big track, you a lot less room to pass. You by the use of spikes. Times are have less chance of injury." really can't pass on the curves, slower without the extra grip of In comparing the two, Witt it's just too hard because you sharp spikes on the running sur­ added, " Indoor track is so are running that much extra face. Only about hall of the in­ much like a circus because you distan ce, therefore, your door tracks allow spikes to be have everyone in such a con- stra·ght-aways are half as worn, says Witt. But most of fined area at one time. Once long," Witt said. " If you get the the new tracks are being con­ you get outside things a.re a lit- lead indoors, it is very difficult structed to accommodate one­ tie bit more spread out and you fo r someone to beat you ... you eighth or quarter-inch spike don 't have everyone on top of may be slower than someone use, including the facility that each other." but if you can hold them off fo r will be built at UWSP in the When it comes to personal 30 yards, you are at a curve corning years. preference, Witt says his team again." Both Aatron Kenney and Tom is split in hall due to Wiscon- Most indoor surfaces are built Moris were allowed to wear the sin's chr onic, unpredictable with polyurethane/rubber with standard screw-in spikes during weather. " A lot of the runners an inch to an inch-and-a-half the national meet two weeks probably like indoors better be- solid base. Colman Field, · ago. Both won national titles in cause it could be raining or UWSP's outdoor track, is one of their events. windy or whatever. But a lot of the older tracks and has a pre­ Indoor facilities at Oshkosh the field events people, like the _ dorriinanUy asphalt base. and La Crosse. where UWSP's javelin and _discus throwers, track teams run 90 perce(lt of don't get a chance to compete " I like track in May when it's their indoor meets, including indoors but have to pick it up really wann and nice outside. the conference meet, prohibit outside." That's when track is meant to spikes. Strategy also varies, whether be," said Witt. . Training for the two track seasons varies more with the shape athletes should be in at that particular time of the year rather than with the track con­ ditions. Rick Witt " You don't do as much speed work, but you do more endur- " But that does not have that rather where you . are in your · ance type activities," said Witt. much to do with the tra~k but seaso~. bec~use that .early sea- r---~~~--~------~-----~-- Pointer-Staff :P,e:ks 1 n . . Just for You ... With the NCAA tourmrment · Pointer guard Todd Christianson has added another accom­ field down to the Final Four.~we plishment to his accolades as a senior. Christianson has been at the Pointer · have analY"Zed nominated {or the Milwaukee Journal player of the year I Photo the strategies. players, .and in­ award ..... Among the other WSUC players nominated by their I ' tarigible factors i~ · making Our coaches include Steve Showalter of Platteville, Eric Davis of Enlarge~ent · choices for a National Basket­ Eau Claire, and Duane Vance of Whitewater ..... River Falls I tiall Champion·, No, . we didn't gymnast Terri Hamilton was· one of six student-athletes chosen analyze anything ... .. "~ just took to receive the NCGA Senior Scholastic Academic All-American Sp.ec1als! an ·educated guess. 'ftte four Award. To be eligible for the award, a student-athlete must teams are: Oklahoma, Arizona, have competed in the NCGA meet and have a grade point of at Duke, and Kansas. the cham­ least 3.0 ..... College Spring Training. Seven WSUC schools, in­ \ pionship game will be played cluding UWSP, have taken a week of games in warmer southern 5 X 7 ' .CE Monday night. Our predictions: or western weather over spring vacation. Teams that have just returned are: UWSP (from the Arkansas area), Eau Claire ~ 8, 10 1.g:J Karen Rivedal (Texas), La Crosse and Platteville (Florida), Oshkooh (Missouri , . Kansas and Arkansas), Stout (SE Louisiana ), and Whitewater (Galifor­ ' f Editor Scott Huelskamp Arizona nia) ..... In the NCAA Division III track and field championships two weeks ago, La Crosse field event specialist Terry Strouf set Sports Editor Division Ill records with tosses of 17 .81 meters in the shot put l/ Paul Jankowski Duke and 18.56 meters in the ~Wld weight.. ... Also at the meet, Made from your favorite Kodacolor Negative . News Editor Whitewater finished eighth, their best finish ever in national Coupon must accompany ord er Andrew Fendos Duke competition ..... Warhawk Steve Melzer finished second in the 800 Outdoors Editor Exp1rc s 4 ·6 88No other ~oup~n aorit1f's meters in 1:34.30 to earn All-American honors for the third ,,. Jim Malzewski ,frizona time ..... Hockey all-conference selection Arron Scott of UW-River Features Editor Falls set school records for points scored (68) and assists (43 ) in ' Troy Sass Oklahoma a single season .. ... Of the 21 hockey player recently named to the Graphics NCAA All- Academic team three of them are sopho­ Bryant Esch Kansas more's .. ... Also, almost half (nine) are majoring in either Busi­ ness Administration or Business Management ..... The following Photographer major's are Accounting (2), Sports Recreation Management (2), Jeanne Oswald ()klahoma Computer Infonnation Systems (2), and one each in Physiology, Ad ~ anager Communications, Physics, Biology, Finance, and Journalism ..... ""' Jeff Griepentrog Duke ( ------'- - Typesetter Pointer Page 21 Ruggers rout.ed by UW-River Falls wms national hockey championship Eau Claire Northern Collegiate Hockey it 2-1 at 9:43. Just 41 seconds Johnson stated that, " the scrum Mike O'Hara scored at 5:40, played pretty evenly, but we Association member UW-River later Butch Kaebel scored to and Hammer got the Falcons to Falls won the NCAA Division by Tom LaBoda didn't wrap up on our tackles make it 3-1. within 4-J with a goal at 11 : 14. Ill national championship, two Jeff Griepentrog and were caught out of position In the third period the Fal­ But Elmira scored at 13-12 to a few times." games to one, over Elmira Col­ cons scored four times in three regain the two goal lead, and lege, New York, last weekend in minutes to clinch the win . set up the mlnigame. The Point B-side however, Elmira. Staff Wrt~ faired better as they came out Arron Scott scored at 14:20. At The Falcons, under the di.rec-, 15:21 Steve Hammer scored the on top 3 to 0. Joe Pagliara Hanson, the UWRF goalie, tion of head coach Rick Kozu­ team's third power play goal. The Stevens Point Rugby Club kicked the penalty kick for the had eight saves, while the Elmi· ventured to Eau Claire this back, won Friday's game, 7-1. At 16:57 Mark Verigin scored , only score of the match. Rough Saturday Elmira took a >-3 win ra goalie had 14. weekend and suffered a 24 to o and tough back Jim Olshanski, and 36 seconds later Tom Niles to set up the dramatic 15 min­ scored an goal. setback. Point, which was play­ who played a super A-side unassisted ing its first match of the spring ute minigame. In the contest, Falcon goalie Chris Hanson match, said,. " If our A· side the Falcons took a 3-0 win to The minigame featured up season, was missing four key would have played as well as stopped Tl of 28 Elmira shots, and do\f'n skating by both claim its first NCAA tiUe . personnel, backs Dan Vaughn , our B-side we would have won , while the Eagles' goalie stopped teams. At 8:13, Tom Griffith Dean Rummel, Dan Disher, and no doubt. " In Friday's game, the Falcons 38 of 45 Falcon shots. tipped in a shot from the point Tom 1.ellner. Eau Claire which exploded for four third period Saturday, Elmira drew first by mark Verigin to give the Point, who has this weekend goals to take the win. in turn , at full strength, w1as off, travels to Appleton in two blood with a goal at 16:32 as Falcons the lead. Elmira had River Falls grabbed a lead playing their second match of weeks to take a the very good 1--0 they outshot the Falcons, 16-9. one good scoring chance, but the season. Appleton Rugby Club. " We need after one period when John In the second period Elmira goalie Chris Hanson stopped the Albert scored a power play goal After a tough fought first half to iron out a lot of wrinkles in a scored a power play goal at initial shot, and Ule rebound. at 16 :32. The Falcons held a 17· Point only trailed 4 to 0, but short period of time in order to 9:53. But Falcon Tom Niles With the Elmira goalie pulled 6 lead in shots on goal. then inexperience caught up to compete in two weeks , said scored at 11 :29 to make it 2-1. for an extra attacker, Arron them . Long time Point rugger swifty back Matt Murphy. The Falcons held a 3-1 lead Just IO seconds later Elmira Scott, the conferences leading Dave Peterson said , " We Point's only home match of the aft.er two periods. Jeff Schaal scored again, and they netted. scorer, and Mike O'Hara scored played good defense in the first season is April 30th against Ri­ scored a power play goal at their fourth goal at 17:58. into empty nets to clinch the half, but the combination of in­ pon . 7:11. but Elmira scored to make In the third period Falcon win. experience and the missing of key persoMel caught up with us in the second half." Point had to use six players with little or You Want A Great Display Of no A-side experience. Hard headed scrummer Jeff Griepen­ trog said, "The inexperience did hurt us at times, but you cc:m 't Portable Power? blame just certain individuals for a game that is played by a team. You have to blame the team as a whole. We just have to tip our hats to Eau ClairP, who simply out·played us. I guarantee things will be the other way around once the fall season rolls arrives." Another factor in the game that hurt Point was the weath­ er. · 'Our kicking game was hurt by the bad weather, which kept The Zenith Data Systems us in bad field position all day." Z-183 Laptop PC · Peterson said . In the second haU Eau Claire added four more trys and one $999.00 extra point kiek to put the z-181 game out .or reach. Prop Bill $1599.oo·· AFB slates Wellness Day The School of HPERA formed the nation's first Asaodation for Fitness in Business (AFB) · The Zenith Data Systems Z,183 F:C gives you Student Chapter organization in all the power of a desktop in a lightweight, laP: March of 1987. AFB , In conjunc­ top PC. Plus, it's equipped with one of the most tion with Owmcellor Philip Mar­ vivid , readable screens in today's laptop cnarket. shall, ls demonstrating the And added to this, are some importanrexiras .. University's commitment to CONTACT: wellness by declaring a Well: Now·. the Z-183 Laptop PC can be yours at a nessDay. great student price when you calryourZenith COMPUTER SCIENCE The first annual Wellness Data Systems Campus Contact. We'll give Day, 19118, will be oo April 13, you information, and match you up with the ASSOCIATION from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. in right sof1ware and peripherals. So you'll end up the Quandt gymnasium. A vari­ Tuesday or Thursday Mornlnga with a computer that can take you all the way ety of experiences will allow for Science Building LabbJ from college to career! han

NCAA DIVIS ION Ill Three UWSP skaters· placed on AMERICAN TEAM NCHA All-Academic team l .es;i nennis F uun.inuel ~------, i Tn.ree members of the UWSP To be named to the team a I ' n1:-r \ lacDonald St.John hockey team were among the student-athlete must; have a 3.0 twenty-one student-athletes cummulative grade point aver­ Write .\nJ!ie Polk North Ca rolina named to the 1988 academic all­ age; have earned at least 50 se­ Northern Collegiate Hockey mester or 75 quarter hours; and Sports Kimm Lacken Trenton Association (NCllA) team. be reconunended by his head The three academic All-Amer­ coach. Catie Cleary Pine Manor icans are John Basill , Tim Toe UWSP hockey team, after Call Coghlin, a nd Jim Klenk. finishing third in the NCHA con­ Michelle Swantner Elizabeth Basill, a senior goalie, is ma­ ference, was eliminated in the joring in Business Ad.ministra­ playoff's by eventual national x2249 Patti McCrudder ~cw York tion, while Coghlin, a junior de­ champion UW-River Falls. ~------' fenseman, is majoring in Conr .Jessica Beachy Concordia munications. As a junior for­ ward, Klenk is also majoring in Ra.u:h :For •.. _ Linda ,Mason Rust Business Administration. Make a choice at Bid-A-Date '88 by Jeff Griepentrog Special to the Pointer two then fulfill the "date pack· be ,giving away various prizes age" that was bid on at their to members in attendance. Bwruned out Spring Break is own convenience. Some of these Some of these prizes include over? ''date packages" may include: free movie and bowling passes, Can't wait until the warm A quiet dinner for two, a hit gift certificates to area restuar­ UWSI' weather arrives and you can re­ movie, a picnic, or whatever ants, and many other appealing Finl Rnnual live your break all over again? else that person finds fun and gifts. Also the highest bidder of Well, with spring here, the exciting. the event will receive an extra fresh smell of the Agnus Cac­ Bid-A-Date '88 wilt be held prize of considerable value. tus, the sound of the Cicada Ap r il 6 in the U.C. Encore Anyone interested in setting chorusters, love and excitement Room beginning at 7: 00 p.m., up a " date package" can fill WELLNEBI DAY all around us, it's time for Bid· with the band "The Essentials" out an application in the UC A-Date '88! playing both before and after Concourse, or call 345-1943 and Bid-A-Date '88 is a fund-raiser the event. ask for J eff. If no answer, call WEDNESDRY, RPRIL 13th for the Big Brothers/Big Sisters The cost of the event is $2.50 341-2723 and ask for Tracy. So 9:00 o.m. - 5:00 p.m. of Portage County that entails and we will be serving 25-cent get yourself pumped up for Quondt Gymnosium, UWSP volunteer men and women from Miller beer (to U10Se of legal summer and join the fun of Bid- the UWSP student body who put age) and· 25-cent soda for oth­ A-Date '88. . together a fun and exciting ers. There will also be plenty of All proceeds go to Big Broth­ "date package" to be auctioned free munchies. ers/Big Sisters of Portage Coun­ PROGRRM HIGHLIGHTS; off to the highest bidder. These Throughout the event we will ty. - Fitness Rssessment · (blood pressure, cholesterol, % body fat miiosurements) - Weight Troining & Rerobothon (complete workout eoch hour) TENN• -Nutrition informotion ond somples - Stress Monogement Guidelines - Smoking Cessotion Booth FREE TENNIS LESSONS AT SENTRYWORLD -S ocial/ Relationship Issues FOR - __occupotionol fr tnulronmentol w.ellness FACULTY AND STUDENTS WITH VALID UWSP I.D. e..!..Y£.; -Community Rgency ·Booths Beginner and novice tennis lessons will be offered free of charge to 99rsons - ooor Prizes Donoted by Rreo Businesses who have not participated in leagues or lessons at SentryWorld within the last six months. The free group lessoi:,s will'meet ·once a week ior four weeks. ·Tennis· EUERYONE WELCOME - FREE ROMISSION balls, racquets•, and the court will be provided free of_char9e (·bring your own _ racquet If po~slble). All classes will be conducted by SentryWorld pros_Mark Medow and Dan Stablein. The minimum age Is seven years old: Lesson partici­ pants will be placed In classes according to age, skill, and conve_nlence of hour. Sponsored b,i: Rssocla tlon for Fitness In Business We suggest you ask friends and· relatives If they would be Interested lfl ·this· Student Chapter " no strings attached" offer. ' ·

We are offering this opportunity of free tennis lessons simply to create JOB OPENING ·enthusiasm for the sport and poten)lally encourage people to develop a lastlng Program/Promotions Manager. Gain ln!erest In the game of tennis. experience with recreational programming and advertising. Must For more information, contact USPTA pro·s Mark Medow and Dan have good oral and written com· Stablein at 715-345-1600 · munication skills as well as leader­ . ship qualities. -- 9 SentryWorld.. Pick up applications at our Front Desk in the lower U.C. SNRTS ( CENTER [18::=' I 3'6-3148 ~ NNOUN CE: ME: NT~ Junior psych. majors RM FCA. Box 2626, Durango. Summer job avai lable ! Roya--l For Rent Summer-. Only 2 ON-CAMPUS RECRUITERS Sop homore and Freshman Co. 81 30 1. 3/23 Presti ge is hiring sales people blocks from campus. Furnished, March 31 to April 14 l988 psrc~. ma1ors and all psycholo- - for the swnmer. You can earn landlord pays utilities, for group or 3 or 4. 345-0859. Sponsored by Caree; Services gy nu~ors . The Portage County Humane yoursell some big money in j~t Interviews require sign O ro; R~g1~tr~t1on packets and Society is sponsoring 'Prayers a couple of months. If your m- appointment time and regfstra- adv_1so r s_ ~1gnatur~ on th~ green For The Animals' to celebrate terested, come down to. the Stu- For Fall Rental. 1232 Frank­ lion with the Caree Se ,· reg1strat1on card 1s reqmred. A Na tional Humane Sunday, a dent Employment Offi ce (003 lin, 2 apts. fo r group os 3, close Office (unless otherw~se n~t ~~~~ prepared !is~ of psycho~ogy day _devoted to the_ ~bserv~ce SSC ). You'll be glad you did ! to campus. 341-7616 . stop by 134 Old Main Bldg., or cou~ses you wish to pre-register of _lti ndn ss to all livmg thm_gs. call 346-3l36 fo r rurther infor- fo r 1s recommended. Brmg your ~ts to the p~rking Hey need a job £or Fall ? Summer Housing : F ema le mation. also includes Lea rning Dis- lot at the Anunal Shelter m Bu- Come and apply for the Student wanted to sublease a room in FOND DU LAC SCHOOL DIS- ability majors, ConunW1icative kolt Park on SW1day , May l, Assistant positions available at the New Campus Townhouses. TRICT Disorder ma jors. and Rome 1988 at 12:30pm. the Campus Activities Office. May IS-Aug. $200 for 3 months. Economics majors fo r psycholo- Following -·Prayers For The Applications available at the Gall 345-1726 and ask for Sa­ Date: April 5 gy courses required for their Animals', there will be an Open Campus Activities Office. Give mantha. Qualifications: Teaching Can­ majors only. House from 1:00pm to 4:00pm . it a try and apply! didates If you have any questions con- Our Animal Shelter expansion Sununertime Housing, single Positions: Elem . and Sec. ceming the above information, is completed and we are eager The Campus Activities Office rooms, close to campus, $200 ED/BD, Speech/Language, reg­ please contact me. Thank you . to show it o£f! has openings for Student Assis­ £or entire summer. 34S-098S. ular Element ary Education Our 4th annual WALK FOR tants to begin work at the start gr ades 1- 6. Students can register at the KINDNESS will be held on Sat­ of the Fall '88 semester. These For Rent- Spacious Lower PEACE CORPS polls. All you need is proof of urday, May 7, 1988. The 6 mile individuals should have a basic Apt. for 6 students - l~rge living Date: April 5 residence in Stevens Point £or walkathon will begin proptly at knowledge of office procedure room, family room , huge kitch­ Qualifications: All majors the last ten days. Bring your 10:00am with registration at as well as University ftu1ction. en & dining area - Available for Positions: International volun- student ro and perhaps a letter 9:30am. The walkathon will be­ We are looking for enthusiastic Fall and Spring semester - 1988- leers addressed to you at your stu­ gin and end at the Animal Shel­ employees with good phone 89. Also available for Sununmer Recruiter will hold individual dent residence. dated more than ter in Bukolt Park. Pledge skills who work well with peo­ or 1988. 344-7487. appointments at the Career Ser­ ten days ago. sheets are available at the Ani­ ple. A minimwn GPA of 2.0 is vices Offi ce. Sign-up is re­ Polling places: mal Shelter or call 344-6012. required with 2 semesters re­ For Rent: House for up to 4 quired. Hyer, Roach. Smith: vote at The Latin American Spring maining on campus. Applica­ students- available for the sum­ RADIO SHACK the Recreation Center on Michi­ Film Festival presents ·Portrait tions are available at the Cam­ mer. $100/mo. 341-5846. of Teresa ' about a wife and pus Activities Office. Deadline Date: April 6 gan Ave, just behind P.J . Ja­ mother whose involvement in for returning applications is Qualifications: All majors, cobs middle school. Student Housing - 5 bedroom Delzell, Pray-Sims, and Han­ political and cultural groups in­ April 6, 4:30 pm. Come down duplex for Fall, all singles. especially Business and CIS curs the wrath or her husband. and apply! Positions: Manager Trainees sen : vote at Emerson School on Close to campus • to be recenUy the comer or Clark and East 7: 00 p.m. Thursday, March 31 remodelled- Phone 341-6079, BANKERS UFE AND CAS U­ in room 101 CCC. Spanish with Ave . Program/Promotion Man­ Please Leave Message. ALTY EngLlsh subtitles. ager . Gain experience Date: April 6 Baldwin, Neal. and Steiner : vote at the fire station, across Horizon Yearbook needs 6 w/recreational programming QualificationS : All majors, Summer Housing - Quality the street rrom the Fine Arts people in terested in meeting and advertising. Must have especially Business, Marketing, units - reasonable rent - close to Center. £Mends, gaining experience and good oral and written communi­ campus - phone 341-6079 - and Human Relations. -Nelson and South: vote· at the having fWl, while . . .. working cator skills as well as leader­ Please leave message. Positions: Sales with manage- ship qualities. Pick up appLlca­ Recreation Center too. on the 88-89 yearbook. Positions ment positions in Wisconsin . tions at our front desk in the Burroughs, Knudson, Thomp­ available: Editor, Copy Editor, Quallty off-campus housing, MARQUIP INC. AccoW1tant , Lay-out Designer, lower U.C. Recreational Ser- son. and Watson: vote at the vices. between campus and downtown. Date: April 12 Peace Center, behind Happy Production Assistant and Pho­ Den, fireplace, appliances. Qualifications: CIS majors or Joe's on Maria Drive. tographer. Pick up an applica­ Group of five needed. Summer, · Ywn yum for your twruny! minors with Business emphasis Summer employment posi­ tion at our office; main lounge, Fall, Spring. $650 & $750 a se­ Yes, the foreign language clubs Positions: Programmer Oper­ tions are available for college U.C. DeadLlne April 8, 2p.m. mester. 344-7454 or 344-3404, ask will be having a Bake Sale on ator in data processing dept. students in the exciting world of FOR ~~LE: I RENT for Kevin. NORTHWEST FABRICS & the cruise line industry. Posi­ April II, in the UC Concourse from 9:00 am - 3:00 pm. Come CRAFTS tions of all types are available, 1977 Datsun 82!0 hat<:hback and have some goodies! Student Housing - F~ll semes­ Date: April 12 , all which offer fun, excitement, w/air, 81,000 miles. $1 ,000 call ter '88. Vacancies still avail­ Qualifications: Fashion Mer­ good pay, great benefits and Beth at 3#-5177 or 314-8253 able, 7 singles and 4 doubles. I some even offer romance ( of Amigos! Spanish Club will be block from C3j11pus. 341-5899. chandising and Business Admin . meeting on Tul'5day, April 12, (management) course that's up to the indvi­ Sealy Twin Bed (mattl"ess, dual). What a fantastic way to at 5:00 pm. in Room 304 \:(:C. Positions: Manager Trainees boupring & frame) Brand new. Speaker: Sr. Assardo will speak BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA spend a vacation and possibly a $100. Please call Mia at 341-5497 career! on school in Cuernavaca ..- Hope Hey Sameri, · Jake, ·l';bleo, Date: April 13 (evenings} Most positions include fully to see you all there! .-. Qitchwee4, Glazen. Walker, and Qualifications: All majors paid interview expenses, room On Monday, April 4th at 8 ilm .. the ·•w Smurfy person. Thanks Wanted: female to sublease Positions : Professional posi- and board and pay on the ship in the NlcoleVMarquette Rm of for the Padre of a lifetime! The spring of '89 from senior gradu­ tions training. The fWl seldom stops, th• UC: lllellssa Martin from 5am happy hours, baWng prac­ ating in December. Gr.eat idea U.S. ARMY and staff members are encour­ the family Crisis 'Center will do lice, psuedo luggage, bologna for students going abroad in Date: April 13 aged to interact with passen­ a program. on Dom~c Vier sandwiches, and jilst being 'Fall of ·'88 : Plan now· and avoid Qualifications: All majors Jenee and how it effecta chi!- UWSP's original party animals! gers, which includes use o! the trauma later. Call Beth at 341-· recreational facilities, casinos dren. Sponsored by SGA's Wo- . Love Ya!! MOM-alias Aim P.S. Recruiter will be in UC- Con- 8556. course 12:06-4:30 ; no sign up re­ and naturally participation in men's Affairs. Committee. 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CU in not an em­ about shaving one of your fa­ ployment agency and no em­ for the · Fall '88 at the Gampus Lost: a gold i.d. bracelet be­ vorite subjecta with me on Fri­ strumental), Elementary Edu­ Activities omce. Give it a try, cation, Special Education. ployment rees are charged . fore Spring Break on the day, April IBt in honor of your Free employment details are it doesn't hurt to apply! square. It's very lmpor!ant to " ?''th birthday. "Pumpkin" Pre-registration for semester available by sending your nam~ me- please return it • reward I, 198U!l for psychology majors and address to: Cruise Lines In­ Want something on your re­ offered! Call m-4185 or 341-4082 Special thanks to all UAB­ and minors will be held on temationaj sume besides your name? The and leave a message. Travels Spring Brealt partici­ Thursday, April 28, 1988 ('Note: Student employment director Management Club has the posi­ pants. You were a great group one day only!) 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