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The Singers are in New York Andy Shipe offers his unique perspective on life at The University of Miami Greentree track, financed City this weekend for some sightseeing and a gig UM and life in general in 'Shipe's Gripes.' by $250,000 in private funds, has finally been ded­ at Carnegie Hall. icated. Opinion — page 5 News1 — pag e 3 Sports — page 9 XJ THE MIAMI URRIC Volume 65, Number 12 University of Miami Enrollment near '86 figures ent fall 1987 Undergraduate student* ..... 8,370, last year 8,501 By MARA DONAHOE and 8,500," said James Ash, UM Undergraduate students seeking undergraduate and graduate stu­ Graduate student* 2,668, last year 2.M6 rVvvs Editor vice provost. degrees decreased to 8,370 from dents to remain level for the next "The quality of this year's 8,501 last year. couple of years," he said. Freshmen... —1.700, last year 1.691 This year's enrollment figures at freshman is almost an exact Ash said this is because of last About 48 percent of students are Out-of-state students .„... 48 percent the University of Miami are atx>ut mirror image of last year," said year's large graduating classes and from states other than Florida, a Freshmen trom Florkla... 45 percsnt the same as last year, according to Deborah Perry, UM enrollment because fewer transfer students four percent increase from last the latest benchmark enrollment dean. were accepted. "We expect this year. Korty-five percent of the study released yesterday. Perry said students are choosing trend to continue," Ash said. freshman class is from Florida. The UM freshman class consists the University for a number of The number of graduate stu­ "The better the University gets choosing the University," Ash He- also said the University is In of 1,700 students, as compared to reasons, including the location, dents seeking degrees increased the more representative the stu­ said. "Nobody knows for sure why- Ihe sunbelt which is "definitely an 1,691 last year. Total undergradu­ honors programs and the residen­ slightly from 2,546 last year to dent body will be in terms of the students make a decision." advantage." ate and graduate enrollment this tial college system. 2,668 this year. whole nation," Ash said. "Out of Ash said the University is "nl "It helps us |recruit| in the year is 13,341, as compared to "More students are visiting the Ash attributes this to an in­ state our location is definitely a fering what students want " He northeast." Ash said 13,383 a year ago. campus than ever before," Perry crease in several graduate pro­ plus. said this includes small classes, a International student enrollment "Total undergraduate enroll­ said. "It (choosing UM) is an grams. "It is difficult to isolate particu­ beautiful campus and good re­ increased from six to seven per ment will fluctuate between 8.300 informed decision." "It is the general plan for lar factors why students are search programs cent. Program promotes safe drinking

By BARBRA SPALTEN The programs include: non-alcoholic drink, best drink name, and bar iteltfStBfll N'cw.e tdltnr • The Convincer — Thursday and Friday decorations in the Breezeway. "It promotes safety with • Anatomy of a Party — A panel Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning seatbelts," Piotrowski said. The device shows discussion held at 8 p.m Monday in the the Health of University Students is sponsor­ people the impact of a simulatedd crash at 5-10 International Lounge. Five scenarios of parties ing a week of alcohol awareness at the miles per hour. will be conducted as well as discussions on University of Miami. The National Collegiate • Car wreck — F.very day at the rock, a behavior and liability Alcohol Awareness Week runs from Oct. 19 to simulated car accident due to alcohol will be • Scared Sober — 6:30 p.m Tuesday in 25 at schools across the country. on display. Students can guess the number of University Center 226C. At UM, the program is sponsored by beer cans in the car. • Party with the Professionals — Tuesday BACCHUS. Student Government, and the "It's pretty scary when people see the night at the Rathskeller. Non-alcoholic drinks Student Personnel Dean's Office. fatality," Piotrowski said "It makes them MC will be sold, and students can use a Joy Piotrowski, a BACCHUS member, said what can happen." breathalyzer to see how alcohol affects them the aim of the week of programming is to • Non-alcoholic beverages — Every day. • A panel consisting of a psychologist, "promote responsible drinking among college 11 a.m. to2 p.m., different drinks containing m> physician, and attorney will discuss the students: lots of schools are promoting it alcohol will be given away at the rock "We'll ramifications of alcohol use and abuse at 7 now." have juices, fruit drinks, and also tips on p.m. Wednesday at Eaton Residential College The theme of the week is "Celebrate Safely sipping," Piotrowski said at UM." • Batmobile — The Florida Highway • The Dade County Medical Examiner will "We're not trying to permanently change Patrol vehicle that goes to the scene of a drunk speak at 7 p.m. Thursday at Stanford students," Piotrowski said. "We want them to driving incident will be at the rock all week. Kesidential College about the effects of alcohol be more aware of situations. We'd like to help • The Great Drink Off — A competition at abuse on the body and accidents caused by the some people and raise awareness on campus." 7 p.m. Monday on the Patio for the best influence of alcohol RA selection process to be changed

By MANUEL PRAVIA Students interested in being Slalf Wnler RA's must be full-time undergrad­ New RAs to be chosen earlier, uates with at least a 2.75 GPA Resident assistants will be se­ They must also be in good disci­ lected in the fall instead of in the 2 phases of selection planned plinary standing, he available to spring, according to Pat Whitely, work all of the 1988-89 academn assistant director of Residence other RA's to be conducted after Residential College's north wing year and have some previous Halls Personnel and Training. winter break. The essays should be no more group living experience. "We are now splitting the The selection process will begin than four typed pages on the "The RA should produce or process in half to provide more with a recruitment drive on Oct applicant's perceptions of an RA's stimulate an environment condu­ training opportunities for the staff 25 in the University Center image and responsibilities cive to intellectual growth on to get together before the fall Breezeway. Later, four informa­ "It is a very objective procedure campus." Whitely said "This is semester," Whitely said. tion sessions will be given at the Both the interviewers and the eene nf the most significant leader­ The process will begin this various residence halls from Nov. committee members are given ship opportunities on campus. It month and end with final RA 1 to 4. some training to aid their evalua­ requires thinking on the spot and selection in late February. Students interested in becoming tions." Whitely said. the ability to solve different "It is not that we will select two RA's must attend one of the four This new process is "more challenges." I KIK ( f)( KS/lllirniunc Stall different groups of RA's," Whitely sessions to obtain an application convenient for the student." "We want people who go said. "It is just that the selection form. Whitely added through this to learn more about Glances process will be conducted in two "The object of these sessions is The final decision is issued Feb. themselves and others," Whitely separate phases." to inform and promote awareness 22 so the selected students may said. "It's a great learning experi­ Joe Perez Cruz does a free portrait of Joann The first phase will consist of in the student body of the duties make the appropriate housing ence" Crumbly in Mahoney Hall. group interviews by selection and responsibilities of a resident arrangements before the April I RA's receive free housing, the committee members. The second assistant," Whitely said. housing deadline 14-meal dining plan and a $465 phase of the process involves Applications and an essay will "They will not go through the stipend for the year individual interviews with faculty be due on Nov. 9 in the residence hassle of |housing| cancellations For more information, call Pat and administration members and halls office, located in Katon like other years." Whitely said Whitely at 284-4909. Senate renames SEC, ratifies senators By BARBRA SPALTEN leading a ticket in the upcoming fall Student who can appoint candidates, and that he had been involved with the SG cabinet. He said he has a /.SMslurtl NeJW* tlilleer Government elections. appointed two other candidates for the seats by the good understanding of the needs of Mahoney Gauthier said, "I am running a ticket because 1 feel time Furman called back Alvarez residents. He plans to increase security at the dorm The Student Government voted to change the students should have a choice between candidates. The two other candidates for commuter south and wants to open the dorm's old entrance were ratified by acclamation at the meeting along name of the Student Entertainment Committee to There should not just be a few chosen by Senate Marlene Miller, who was ratified as nursing with three other new senators. Student Government Productions at the meeting leaders." tenator, wants nursing students to become more Wednesday. Senior Marlene Alvarez said she called the SG Daysi Munoz., one of the new commuter south inolved. espei Lilly leriausi' the Si hexil has moved tei **We sign their checks and ratify their voting office to find out about becoming a commuter south senators, has been a commuter student for four years lackson Memorial Hospital. "I think it's a shame thai members," said Freddie Stebbins, Speaker Pro senator. She said speaker ot the Senate C Dean "I see lots of problems," Munoz said, "and number we are alienated from campus," Miller said. Tempore of the Senate. "SEC is under the rules and Furman never called her about a screening and when one is parking " She also wants to help commuters regulations of Student Government." she called back she was told that SG President Bill get more involved. Stebbins changed positions in the Senate. Since he This week the bill passed 18-1. At last Wednes­ Barzee already appointed two senators. Nely Chebly, the other new commuter south s now living in a fraternity house, he couldn't day's meeting the bill was defeated 9-7. Senior "They said they were trying to publicize it so senator, is a transfer student. "This is mv first term •ontinue as eeemmuter central senator His new Senator Freddie Traub said, "It just goes to show you students could get involved, but they shun people so I haven't seen any problems yet, but I'm sure they eeisition is School of Communicationssenator. how much some people can be influenced." who might oppose their party views," Alvarez said. exist," Chelby said. "I'm fired up about it," Stebbins said. "I can The one dissenting vote was Rich Gauthier, who is Furman said Barzee is the only Senate member Jimmy Edmund, the new Mahoney senator, has reservt mv scat in the senate." Day to develop UM Health Center leadership skills to extend hours By CAREN BURMEISTER or $50 if paid by credit Orthope­ By SHAWNA SERIG Leadership UM will begin at lutlt Ne'e. I / dltfir dic appointments will be sched­ Copy editor 8:30 a.m. with an ice-breaker uled from noon to 2 p.m Tuesday. where students get to know one Starting Monday, the University 4 to 8 p.m. Wednesday and 9 to 11 Leadership UM, a day designed another. Two programs."Effective of Miami Health Center willex- a ni Friday. to improve leadership skills, will Leadership Communication." and pand its services and hours to Regular out-patient hours have be held tomorrow from 8:30 a.m. "Your Leadership Style" will fol­ better serve students' needs, ac­ been extended Monday through to 2:30 p.m. in the University low. cording to Dr. Eugene Flipse. Thursday The new hours are 8:30 Center Flamingo Ballroom. director of the University Health a.m to 6 pm On Friday office A five dollar registration fee Center. hours will continue to be 8:30 am "It will teach how to be better covers a catered breakfast and Student Government President leaders." said Tracy Bonday, Omi­ lunch. Applications for the pro­ to 5 p.m. Bill Barzee said S<; began coordi­ Pharmacy hours have heen ev cron Delta Kappa member."'Partic­ gram will be accepted until this nating efforts last summer with tended, and the pharmacy will ipants will acquire better skills for afternoon. Flipse to make the Health Center remain open during lunch hour. more efficiency in group situa­ Applications may be picked up more available to students tions." The pharmacy will he open 8:30 in University Center 232. Complet­ Barzee said he recognized the am. to 6 p.m. Monday through ODK (the National Leadership ed forms can be left in the ODK problems that students whoare in Thursday, and 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m Society) and the Rotary Club of box in the Student Activities class or work all day had in Friday. Coral Gables are co-sponsoring the Office. getting to the Center event. The Women's Health Care de­ ODK recognizes juniors, seniors, "Dr. Flipse has been very tee ep Guest speaker. State District tive to students' needs," Barzee partment will now he open two graduate students, faculty, and I Ulk ( (/( KS/lliirn, an,- Stall Attorney Janet Reno, will speak said. afternoon! more per week than administrators for their accom­ about leadership skills from 11 A new sports medicine and ire. The new hours are 9:30 to plishments and leadership abilities Miami gator a.m. to noon. orthopedics department is now 8:30 p.m Tuesday, and 4 to 9:30 both in the community and on "She |Janet Reno| exhibits the A young gator was recently seen skimming the available to students three days a p.m Wednesday and Thursday. necessary criteria for leadership campus. week Orthopedic appointments Infectious Disease Services will skills and she's somebody whose Bonday recommends that stu­ surface of Lake Osceola. must be prepaid he offered 9 to 11:30 a.m. Tuesda\ name is easily recognizable by dents who are active in school I lie I e .Si Is $29 111 UlSh Of ( llll k. hy appointment only students." Bonday said. activities attend Leadership UM I Page 2 Friday. Oct 16, 1987 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Update

NEWS fraternity council meeting will be held at 5 p.m. AIKIDO CLUB: A practice session will be held at Today Sunday in University Center 226. National 2 p.m. at the Lane Recreation Center. HILLEL: Shabbat Services will be held at 6:30 Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week will be p.m. at the Hillel Jewish Student Center. 1100 discussed. Tuesday BRIEFS Stanford Dr. BADMINTON CLUB: Practice will be held at Monday PUBLIC RELATIONS: The Public Relations 6:30 p.m. at the Lane Recreation Center. Student Society of America will meet at 5 p.m. in SHAOLIN GROUP: Physical conditioning and Merrick Building 113. Students excused because of hurricane practical self-defense training will be held at 4 Weekend p.m. at the Lane Recreation Center. University of Miami Provost Luis Glaser has told all deans FENCING CLUB: Practice will be held at 8 p.m. and department heads that students who missed classes because at the Lane Recreation Center. LATIN JEWISH STUDENTS: The Latin Jewish TAE KWON DO: Training and instruction for OUTDOOR RECREATION CLUB: A meeting to of Hurricane Floyd are to be excused. Student Group will have a beach day beginning beginning and advanced students will be held at 6 discuss the upcoming Biscayne National Park noon Sunday. Admission is free. Call the Hillel p.m. at the Lane Recreation Center. snorkeling trip will be held at 7:30 p.m.in Jewish Student Center at 665-6948 for direc­ Philosophy colloquium to be held University Center 207. tions. WATER POLO CLUB: A practice session open to The University of Miami department of Philosophy will pre­ all interested students will be held at 8 p.m. at the ULTIMATE FRISBEE CLUB: Practice will be held sent Dr. Ramon Lemos in a colloquium discussing intentionality INTERFRATERNITY COUNCIL: The first future University Center Pool. Beginners are welcome. at 6:30 p.m. at the Intramural Field. and reality. Lemos was educated at the University of Alabama and Duke Wl.U.'il University and was a Fulbright scholar at the University of Lon­ - There Is A Difference!!! don. BAKERY CENTRE 7 r Our bigger js better! C4 OC ALL SHOWS He joined the philosophy department at UM in 1956 and 662-4841 HEDRO IwttiAVtl .Ot.IjO BEFORE SPM served as chair from 1971 to 1984. He is the author of several books and articles on such diverse subjects as metaphysics, mor­ 4x6 Prints als, value theory and political philosophy. The colloquium will be held at 3 p.m. today in Learning Cen­ 1 HOUR PHOTO ter 190. Photoflash Seminar on eating problems to be held 7320 Red Rd. 661-0443 The University of Miami Counseling Center will present a seminar titled, "You are Not Just What You Eat" as the final pro­ Just south of the gram of the Student Success Series. The seminar is for people struggling with eating and weight Bakery Centre related problems. You will learn how to develop positive attitudes about eating and weight along with a basic framework for coping with eating difficulties and avoiding more serious problems. $000 Also, you will learn how to develop a more positive body im­ age. The program will be led by Dr. Lori Blum of the UM Counsel­ ing Center at noon today in the Stanford Residential College Classroom. AFROTC to hold fundraiser for Cystic Fibrosis The Arnold Air Society, part of the Air Force ROTC. will conduct a Highway Holdup to raise funds for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. Members of the society will be on U.S. 1 to collect money from drivers. The event will be held from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Saturday. Hillel to host tropical party The Hillel Jewish Student Center, Alpha Epsilon Pi and the Organization of Jewish Students will present their first party of the year called the Triple Platinum Affair. The theme this year is "A Night in the Islands." All are wel­ come and tropical attire is optional. The party will be held at 9 p.m. Saturday at the Hillel Jewish Student Center, 1101 Stanford Dr. Donation: $1. For information phone Hillel at 665-6948. Participants in Series could win prizes Ail individuals who participated in the Student Success Se­ ries will have a chance to win prizes including free text books from the Bookstore for the spring semester and a free work out at Bodyworks in the Bakery Center. Prizes will be handed out at 5 p.m. today at the Rathskeller. For more information on the series or the prizes contact Dr. Craig Ullom or Dan Maxwell at 284-2386. Episcopal Church plans special service The Episcopal Church Center at the University of Miami, 1150 Stanford Dr., will conduct a special ecumenical service in the context of the Anglican Liturgical tradition at 6 p.m. Sunday. The celebrant will be the Rev. Henry N.F. Minich, Episcopal Chaplain at UM, assisted by the Rev. Dr. James L. Ash, Jr., associ­ ate professor of religious studies. The Episcopal Church Center welcomes all Christians. For further information contact Minich at 661-4859. Open Door offers services The Open Door, the University of Miami's multi-purpose peer MIAMI counseling program, provides a variety of services free to all UM students. The Center provides peer counseling for personal problems and an extensive referral service covering a variety of areas. COMPUTER The staff is available to make presentations in residence halls and classrooms. Open Door is open every night from 7 p.m. to midnight. The The system solution telephone number is 284-2300. PACKARD BELL U. of Miami Price Students needed for research project VT286H-3 $ 00 List $3800 The UM School of Medicine, in conjunction with the Health 1999 Crisis Network is conducting an important project concerning the with IBM AT COMPATIBLE COMPUTER immunological functioning of men at risk for AIDS. [ 30 MBHDD UJ Basic Standard Configuration Qualified volunteers will receive a free extensive physical List $2495 U. of Miami $1575 with complete blood workup, including immune system function­ ing and HIV antibody testing and a fitness test. 6/8 MHZ, 0 WAIT STATE W/1.2MB FDD, All information gathered in the study is kept confidential. 640KB, HDD.DOS 3.2 HDD CONTROLLER, For furtner information contact the Health Crisis Network at 326-8833. 8 SLOTS. UNIVERSAL POWER SUPPLY —SUZANNE SCHIERHOLT (110V/220V), GW BASIC AT STYLE KEYBOARD WARRANTY: 1 YEAR 6/10 MHZ. AVAILABLE Senate to sponsor 6/12 MHZ. AVAILABLE List $4199 SUMMARY OF OPTIONAL FEATURES 80287 Co-processor RSMAS fish study 15MB max. RAM 64KB ROM By AMY ELLIS sions can be negotiated. 360KB or 1.2 MB Floppy Disk Drive .Mu// Wnli; According to a University news bulletin, UM President Edward T. Winchester Disk up to 150MB If a United States Senate amend­ Foote II said "We are grateful to Monochrome display and Controller ment is passed, the University of Sen. Chiles for offering the Color display and Controller Miami Rosenstiel School of Marine amendment on our behalf. It and Atmospheric Science will indicates his concern about the EGA display and Controller receive $700,000 for a fish popula­ fisheries that are so critical to our 300/1200 Baud Modem tion study. state's economy." 2400 Baud Modem The purpose of the study is to RSMAS permits researchers to research the variations in fish utilize its experimental fish hatch­ populations that occur in the Gulf ery, satellite imaging facilities and List $4879 Miami PM" U. of Miami Pr. of Mexico and Caribbean Sea. If other laboratories to study similar passed, the bill could lead to fishery problems. According to r'i federal regulations which would Foote, these features uniquely U.ol Miami P"« M29 \ '485 ensure that the fish supply re­ qualify RSMAS' location, faculty 00 • Amber/Swivel | List *199 EGACGA List *799 mains constant in these areas. and facilities to conduct research $2499 "The funding will help forecast „,th 72MB HOD and predict the variations and Rand Snell. press agent for fluctuations abundant in fish Chiles, said he foresees no prob­ Monochrome Monitor EGA Color Monitor/PB1435EG stocks and to develop new models lems with the allocation of funds. • 12" High Resolution CRT 14" RrGgBb Super High Resolution CRT that will allow improved forecast­ "We are very confident that the • Amber or Green Display 64 colors at 22.5K Hz; 16 Colors at 15.75KHZ ing for fish stocks," UM professor. bill will pass through both hous­ • Front Mounted Controls IBM EGA, CGA, MGA Compatible William Fox, said. es," Snell said. • IBM, PC, XT, AT Compatible UL, CSA, TUV, FCC Approved Sen. Lawton Chiles, D-Fla. of­ fered the bill to a Senate Subcom­ "The final bill should be ready • UL, CSA, FCC Approved mittee on Allocations for the for the president's signature in the Dot Matrix Printers Department of Commerce. A simi­ next few weeks," Snell said. lar bill, passed by the House of "We're hoping to have the entire Internal Tape Representatives in July, called for spending bill wrapped up by Back-Up Modem a $1 million allocation for the fish Thanksgiving." study. The project will be a joint 4555 Ponce de Leon Boulevard (Same Block If the full Senate passes the bill, venture between UM's Rosenstiel it will be sent to a conference School and the National Oceanic Coral Gables, Florida 33146 as Deel Ford) committee with the House bill so and Atmospheric Administration's 662-1020 differences between the two ver­ National Marine Fisheries Service. THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Oct. 16, 1987 Page 3 Mayoral candidate Singers to perform at Hall visits UM campus By ALBERT XIQUES said."We have to find a way to By ELISA NEWSOME American Symphony Orchestra. The show received a Staff Writer integrate all the entrepeneurs of Staff Wriler "great" review from the New York Times, according Miami into one business cycle." to Stuart. Miami mayoral candidate Ar­ Teele said the College Republi­ The University of Miami Singers will spend this The singers left early this morning for New York. thur Teele said he hopes to achieve cans need to get involved and weekend exploring the culture of New York City and This afternoon they are" scheduled to tour the Lincoln three main goals If he is elected united. He said he hoped that no performing at the renowned Carnegie Hall. Center, New York State Opera, Avery Fisher Hall mayor. Teele spoke Wednesday in matter how strong an individual "This is an once in a lifetime opportunity to and Metropolitan Opera House. After rehearsals on the University Center Flamingo felt about one candidate or issue, perform in a historical concert hall that has been built Saturday, the singers have the rest of the day to Ballroom at a meeting of the UM that each person would continue up to be the greatest in the United States," said explore the streets of New York. College Republicans. to work with his fellow College Danny Green, manager of the UM singers. "It's Green said the trip to New York City is a "cultural First, he said he hopes to Republicans and not allow his unlikely that many of the singers will have the education" because of the city's diverse nationalities improve the quality of life in feelings to interfere. opportunity to sing there again." and its artistic opportunities. Miami. Second, he would Uke to Teele has had extensive experi­ This Sunday at Carnegie Hall the UM Singers will "It's a concentrated area of the best theatres, the improve the businees environment ence in politics. He has served on perform scenes from several Russian operas. Interna­ best jazz and the best classical music," Green aaid. in the city. Finally, he said he several Republican campaigns, tional conductor Jose Serebrier will direct the choir Jeff Staffaroni. a UM Singer and theater major, hopes to improve the city's finan­ worked as a Congressional aide, as they accompany a men's Russian chorus and the said he is anxious about his first visit to New York. cial situation. and worked in the Reagan admin­ American Symphony Orchestra in a performance of He said the vist will help him decide whether or not "I feel that the free-flow of istration. He was appointed Un­ Teele scenes from Mussorgsky's opera Boris Godunov and to move to New York. drugs is one of the major barriers dersecretary of Transportation by qualified and we want to do the Polovetsian Dances trom Borodin's opera Prince "New York is the hub of arts and 1 want to see if I to improve the city's standard of President Reagan and has served everything we can to help him Igor. can survive there," Staffaroni said. living," Teele said. as the Department of Transporta­ become the next mayor of the City The entire performance will be presented again In Among the other causes he cited tion representative to the vice- of Miami," said Thomas Taulbee, Miami as the premiere concert of Festival Miami Staffaroni toured Europe last year with the UM as impeding the further develop­ president's task force against president of the College Republi­ which begins Monday. The Festival continues until Singers. He said it is more challenging to perform in ment of the city are its high crime drugs. cans. Nov. 1. New York City than in Europe. rate and its lack of cultural Teele is also a highly decorated The College Republicans en­ The Carnegie Hall innvitation was a return "Europeans love anything that is cultural. The integration. Vietnam Veteran and serves as dorsed Teele. invitation, according to Victoria Stuart, assistant New York audience is much more particular." he He said the Cuban, Black, and president of the National Business Other speakers the College Re­ director of UM Public Affairs. The UM Singers were said. "If it (performing) goes well in New York then Haitian businessmen need to com­ League. publicans hope to bring to campus invited by the American Symphony Orchestra to you know you're doing well." bine their efforts in order to make The overall consensus of those include Rep. Lincoln Diaz-Balart, Carnegie Hall after UM's Music School invited the Terence Clayton, another UM Singer, is looking Miami a great international trade attending was that Teele was a an Air Force officer who will talk orchestra to participate in Festival Miami. forward to the challenge ot performing a Russian center. viable, qualified candidate and about U.S. and Soviet Strategic This will be the choir's second appearance at Opera. Clayton, who specializes in gospel and rhythm "Blacks have been cycled out of they were willing to support him. Defense Initiative and the Nicara­ Carnegie Hall, Stuart said. Two years ago they and blues music, said it is important for a musician to the city's economy,' Teele "We feel that his is extremely guan Ambassador to the U.S. performed Ravel's Daphnis et Cnloel with the be "well rounded in music."

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The University of Miami chapter of groups are helping to put on programs or cane has passed us by — one I would not want to see Boost Alchohol Consciousness Concerning help run them. When the Rathskeller, as more young hopeful, this time anybody get hurt by a hurricane, the Health of University Students, the Editorial . weil as fraternities, can help promote named "Floyd," in search of but a little property destruction, Student Personnel Dean's Office, and non-alcoholism, the student body will "property damage in the millions some inoperable bridges, and Student Government, are sponsoring Al­ school" image. As was the case with ine inevitably follow. of dollars" has come to and gone maybe even some major flooding cohol Awareness Week Oct. 19 to 23. drv rush held this year, the voluntary would satisfy a libido weaned on efforts of students are recognized as This is the second year of Alcohol from South Florida claiming promoting health and safety on campus. hardly a downed power line. such violent displays of nature as The Miami Hurricane wholeheartedly Awareness Week at UM, and it is a I've lived in South Florida for Monday Night Football. applauds the efforts of BACCHUS to The programs also help students deal tradition that should continue. Anything over 11 years now, and year I didn't move to South Florida increase alcohol awareness on the Univer­ with peer pressure and the other social that makes students "think before they after year, I've heard the same to watch "scab" hurricanes: I sity of Miami campus. The week's and moral aspects of drinking. Too often, drink and drive" can only benefit the old prediction: "this is the year pay good money to live here, in programming will educate students about society inculcates into the minds of young campus and community. of the big one." Frankly, I'm hopes that someday the elusive all aspects of the effects of alcohol. people the idea that they must get drunk getting a little tired of it all. big one will hit. If you ask me, in order to have a good time. BACCHUS is Once again, The Hurricane praises the Actually, it's more like disap- Mother Nature is a wimp (and I Hopefully, programs such as Alcohol helping to dispell that myth. efforts of the organizations involved in ponted. say this in a deliberate attempt Awareness Week will contribute to an Furthermore, the programming helps these upcoming events, and encourages As an avid surfer, I welcome to provoke Her). upgrading of the University's "party unite student groups. Many different all students to participate. hurricanes. Most Miamians dread Perhaps what annoyed me the the possibility of a major storm most about all the storm hype, in like the Great Ones of 1926 and the form of frequent radio and 1928. They breathe a sigh of TV reports of the storm's prog­ relief as hurricane after hurri­ ress, was that so many people cane weakens into a tropical spent so much money preparing depression, before reaching Mi­ for what was, ultimately, a false ami, and then proceeds to trudge alarm. The media's build-up of a up the east coast in what seems potentially dangerous hurricane to be a half-baked effort to at generates thousands of dollars of least partiality substantiate the revenue from nervous South hysteria created by local meteo­ Floridians who have not lived rologists. here long enough to become as I myself feel let down when jaded as I've become in regard to hurricanes merely graze South hurricanes. Local merchants Florida. This is because hurri­ probably work in cahoots with canes generate tremendous surf, local meteorologists in an at­ and I am thankful to Floyd for at tempt to milk every last neurotic least producing some great dime out of the greater Miami waves. populace. However, when a hurricane At this point in time, I would misses South Florida, excellent like to take this opportunity to. surf is not the only thing out of as sensitively as possible, pose a which I feel cheated. It's also the Please see page 5/PFEIFFER Hurricane cafeteria imposes segregation By RICK MUNARRIZ cafeteria that had already dis­ continued its breakfast service It's being called the "Training (A point that, if made clear last Table Travesty." Striking chords semester, would definitely have reminiscent of Forsythe down resulted in the diminishing of 14 South, the Hurricane cafeteria and 20 meals-a-week plans.). has imposed segregation of food While many who haven't fre­ lines to cater to the University- quented the Hurricane since its supported athletic teams. demise find this to be petty Time-out! whining, those who have have At this point, let me note that also noticed the difference in the football players have been food quality. far from the boisterous, steroid- Big juicy steaks of which enriched throng many of us once home-made cooking dreams are feared. Ever since their cafeteria made of grace the plates of our Hurricane criticizes campus police efforts closed down, the ever-so-secret heralded athletes. Multiple serv­ To The Editor: tors do not live on the university and Smith wrote that Curtis Ivy, Training Table has been trans­ ings, while taboo for the paying campus? director of Law Enforcement, planted to the Hurricane Cafete­ student, are commonplace for According to officer Ed Hudak, said he thought students in the ria. In doing so, some superior the jocks who carry a half-dozen I would like to take this opportunity to comment on the Letters who was involved in the big bust Pearson lot prevented the theft administrative figure-head gave chicken patties in one shot at Sunday morning, "We need more of my car from the campus. them one of our food lines, one line. story titled "Crime increases at UM" |Oct. 9 Hurricane |,written ask why, if crime is reported up officers and more money. This Well, Ivy can think what he of our soda machines and even And, while cafeteria officials every year, did the campus place is an unarmed community imposed a machine which ejects by Manuel Pravia and Cindy wants, but the real story is that tell me it's not supposed to Smith. police force receive substantially that can be victimized at any Officer Hudak was watching the "Mysterious Yellow Fluid." happen, football players aren't at I felt the story was very one less money from the administra­ time." two suspects the entire time. While a couple of points have all discouraged to use the peas­ tors who allocate funds this year The story sounded like the UM ant line. sided and did not accurately The campus police are not a been remedied, the whole gist of describe the current crime situa­ from last? Could the answer lie police force does not know what bunch of retired senior citizen this article is the signs that have Even some desserts aren't fair tion on the University of Miami in the fact that the administra­ it is doing and that's false. Pravia Please see page 5/POLICE been put up. How discriminated game to the student seeking to campus. The story mentioned the do you think Hurricane patrons cap off an exciting dinner of number of stolen bikes and felt when they first encountered grease laced with food with a automobiles during the month of the sign, "Football Players On­ hearty baker's delicacy. September, but went no further. Evolutionary twist: man uncaring ly?" At a time of human-conscien­ In a city like Miami, is it any To the Editor: Yes, Oppenheimer's deadly little toy is in a neat Nobody put up a "Non-Foot­ tious behavior, it's sad to come wonder that crime is on the rise? face-to-face with the grim reali­ little package labeled "don't open 'till Dooms ball Players Who Buy Their Own Yes, it was Darwin's Finches. That adaptive Day." The gates of hell were opened in Chernobyl Pair Of Sneakers Only" sign. ty that who gets more is I felt the main impact of the little species on the Isla Galapagos that sparked the indicative of who runs the story was that the men who and we criticized its debut like the opening of a Once again, it's not the grid­ initial cognitions of evolution. I wonder; did controversial Broadway play. How else could one iron gods 1 am upset about but quickest 40-meter dash. tried to steal my car were Darwin once sit on the deck of His Majesty's Ship, arrested, and since the arrest, survive these days but by simply not caring? the Apartheid zealot who opted When the grey men in polyes- The Beagle, on a rainy night perhaps, and in a Survival of the fittest is still, as you surmised Mr. to take away more from a Please see page 5/MUNARRIZ there has not been one stolen vehicle reported. Now I am not pensive moment, ask himself: would man continue Darwin, the overriding factor in evolution. saying that the two men who to evolve? If so, what wonderful evolution of One might try to trace the roots of not caring to were arrested were responsible species might man become as he adapted to his the 1940sand the existential thoughts of Sartre or for every stolen car in the lot, universe? Camus, and perhaps through the '60s and 70s with but police speculated that these Timothy Leary. He told thousands of young people, STAFF men were responsible for a great Well, Charles, dear old friend of thought, man is "Worry not of the problems of the universe, you still evolving; quite well I might add! Although, neither caused nor shall fix them." The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during the academic year, and is number of the cars that were written and edited by the undergraduate students of the University of Miami This reported stolen. recent adaptations appear to be less and less publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of the University's physical and more on a psychological plane. Man is Care not of the troubles in the Middle East or trustees, faculty or administration I think the UM police force simply beginning to cease to care. How else would the Pass Laws in South Africa. Do not be troubled 1987 by the University of Miami by the Bhopal chemical leak. Pay no attention to ' 1987 by the University of Miami s undergraduate student body should be commended for their one begin to deal with the frightening complexities work, not eschewed, like The of these times; to harbor any cognitive comfort the rampant influence pedaling in Washington, chemical warfare in Afghanistan, or the loss of 2 DEBBIE MORGAN DODD CLASEN Hurricane did by burying that while simultaneously dealing with the thought that fact in the bottom of the story. there is today the equivalent of 400 tons of TNT in million jobs in the last five years because of weak Editor in Chief Business Manager trade policies. Why didn't The Hurricane nuclear weapons for every man, woman and child pursue the matter further and on the face of the Earth? Please see page 5/DARWIN News Editor Mara Donahoe Assistant News Editors Caren Burmeister Barbra Spalten Alcohol should be banned at Bowl Opinion Editor Tim Huebner Accent Editor Una Lopez To the Editor: Assistant Accent Editor Maureen McDermott from tinfoil to mustard was should go to the games to ruining the fun for everyone. Sports Editor Dan Le Batard being hurled at the people below. appreciate them for what they There seems to be a growing No one can enjoy a football game Assistant Sports Editor Sue Devey problem of alcohol-related inci­ are — just plain fun. Unfortu­ Russell G. Lande Insight Editor Patrick McCreery when a container of mustard nately, the misuse of alcohol is Junior dents at the Orange Bowl during smacks them in the head and Photo Editor Beth Keiser Miami Hurricane football games. Assistant Photo Editor Erik Cocks splatters all over the seats. The \ I I < I, Physical injuries due to rowdi- fights got so out of hand that V Contributing Editors Jason Barry ness and fighting in the stands s \ \ ...ilJ •* / John Beaulieu police officers were constantly have become a major concern at - /*<••*• , -. •*"••**•" Scott Alan Salomon patrolling the stands and throw­ *>•<-. *J Je. the stadium. s ** hj" Andy Shipe ing the troublemakers out. - r>iM , *• - h u John Stoltenborg _r*J2 : K- It seems that a football game If alcohol were banned at the ri! Copy Editors Andrea Chiaramonte - t' Montrese Hamilton automatically involves the idea games, there would be minimal Shawna Serig of getting intoxicated in the violence and less risk of injuries parking lot or at the game itself. to innocant fans trying to watch Newsbriefs Editor Suianne Schierholt the game. Selling beer is just Cartoonists Matthew Bennett The minimum drinking age is enforced there but it is ever so provoking and inviting trouble Aileen Buslig for all. The University of Florida Charles Vignola easy to have someone of age buy the alcohol for you. How can the does not sell alcohol at any of concession stands enforce their their football games, and their Herald Manager William Yonkowski fans enjoy the action on the field Production Manager Leah Lepore maximum of two drinks per person when you can go any­ rather than the action in the Assistant Production Manager Dawn Dress stands. Classifieds Manager Stephanie Chancy where throughout the stadium to Circulation Manager Kurt Hall buy beer? One does not need alcohol to Senior Advisor Bruce Garrison During the last football game have a good time. This was Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger against Maryland, fans became clearly proven during the Uni­ Staff Coordinator Pam Hernandez so intoxicated there was massive versity's three week dry rush garbage throwing during one period. particular quarter. Everything As Hurricane supporters, we THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Oct. 16. 1987 Pa-jo 5 UM campus police deserve more pay Will the big one POLICE/From page 4 security men, the police force Editors' note: ever really hit? is a legitimate branch of the The Hurricane also extends PFEIFFER/From page 4 Coral Gables Police Depart­ **t*0>* Big Bird's whom only Big Bird ment. gratitude toward officer Ed Hu­ rhetorical question to all the knows exists. Every time a dak and the entire department of people who made mad dashes to Sesame Street character other The bottom line is that the Public Safety for their efforts to the supermarkets to stock up on UM police force is understaffed than Big Bird comes around, Mr. combat crime on the UM cam­ canned goods and other supplies. Snuffleupagus sneaks away be­ and underfinanced. They do a pus. We do not believe the story Don't you feel ridiculous?!! Come great job with their limited fore the character gets a chance reflected any such bias against on, just a little? Well, you should, to see the wonderful Mr. S. resources. These men put their the department. because you too (like thousands lives on the line for us, the Thus, Big Bird is invariably left of other Miamians) bought into looking foolish, and/or crazy, for students of the University, and We feel the story was accu­ the media-induced hysteria that the least we can do is commend rately reported, based upon such claiming that Mr. Snuffleupagus was Floyd. exists. them for a job well done. seemingly reliable sources as Finally, the more I think about Barry Kowitt director Curtis Ivy and police the existence of real hurricanes, And, so far, I remain as Sophomore reports of the specified incident. the more I am drawn to the skeptical about the existence of analogy between their existence real hurricanes as Oscar the and the existence of Mr. Snuf- Grouch remains about the exis­ Modern man loses fleupagus of Sesame Street fame. tence of Mr. Snuffleupagus. Shipe's Gripes If you're not familiar with his character, I first hereby rebuke 'the ability to care' This spring, registration is as "The Residential College," you for not watching enough Thomas E. Pfeiffer, a sopho­ DARWIN/From page 4 might have done that mystical supposed to take 10 minutes. and the University of Miami truly high quality television to more majoring in English, is an Do not despair because the night off the coast of Ecuador. Yet, it will still take 2,143 will be called simply "the know who he is. opinion columnist for The Miami same day that hundreds of I wonder if I am one of the last hours of work at minimun University." Then, I relay to you that he is a Hurricane. His column appears family farms went broke the mutants in the gene pool that wage to pay for it all. Our athletic teams will be big, lumbering, furry friend of every Friday. Contra's received sacks of U.S. have retained the ability to • • • the "Nick-names" and team cash. Forget the fact that we care. Or shall I soon fall prey to The Undergraduate Student colors will be black and white. "export" arms and jobs that those natural forces of evolu­ Body Government, in a display • • • Non-athletes being are used against us, non-en­ tion, and cease to care? Is it of affection for all things After experiencing the hurri­ forcement of anti-trust laws really "dawn in America" Mr. generic, has changed its name cane on Monday, I guess we're forced to 'eat crumbs' and a ballooning budget deficit Reagan, or have we simply to Student Government. Soon fortunate our mascot's nick­ MUNARRIZ/From page 4 plebians, got the crumbs. that has mortgaged our chil­ "learned" to ignore the signs of the entire university communi­ name is Sebastian and not ter who run this institution of • dren's future. stormy weather? ty will follow suit: The Miami Floyd. higher learning muttered "Let Yes, Mr. Darwin, we have Hurricane will become The Rick Munarriz. a junior major­ them eat cake," it's unfortunate ing in international finance and evolved beautifully. As I sit and Mark Lundgren Student Newspaper, all resi- that the football players got the watch the "rain" fall, as you dential colleges will be known — ANDY SHIPE marketing, is a contributing edi­ Graduate student icing and we, the tuition paying tor for The Miami Hurricane.

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Assistant Accent Editor Former journalist, lawyer, "Without his support we wouldn't have been able to open a Tad Foote is a jetsetter. He has residential college every year in traveled 18 times within the past dean, leaves his mark on UM the past four years," Butler said. six months. systematically determine what the The fifth residential college at The 49-year-old president of the His responsibilties to the outside University needs and create a Mahoney Hall will open next fall. University ot Miami has journeyed community are quite different strategy to meet those needs," he Butler also mentioned Foote's across the United States and to from his responsibilities to the explained. strong support for the implemen- several foreign countries on I'M campus, Foote said. He represents He would not make any predic­ taton of Academic and Athletic related business. Much of his the University in many "arenas of tions about his personal life how­ Honor Codes. traveling involves fundraising activity," specializing in alumni, ever. "Foote has brought to the stu­ Says Edward Thaddeus Foote II: local, national and international "One thing I've learned is that dents a philosophy and an attitude "People give money to support relations. it's almost impossible to predict of a quality academic institution progress, improvements and in­ Bunny Anika. executive appoint­ anything that's important that where students can have fun as creasing quality. People give mon­ ment secretary to the president, may happen to you so you well." Butler said. ey for many reasons, but they do said she schedules 40 to 45 shouldn't worry too much about Foote earned a Bachelor of Arts not give unless they believe in the appointments during the week. trying," Foote said. "I could not degree in English and American cause. Few of these appointments in­ possibly have known that at the studies at Yale in 1959 and then "I think the most important volve fund raising. Often, Foote various junctures that have been joined the Marines, serving for thing the leader of the University woos potential donors over dinner important in my life would have three years in the U.S and in the tries to do is to help distill from at the UM-owned president's man­ gone this way or that way. I love Orient. the institution a vision of how day sion. my work now." by day it can better support the After leaving the service in In December, 1984, Foote pro­ Student Government president 1963, he began working for news­ work of students and faculty posed a $500 million fund-raising Bill Barzee said he would give members." papers in the Washington area. campaign to the board of trustees. Foote an "A +" concerning his Foote said one of the most vivid Foote sees UM as a place of After a highly-spirited debate, the public relations activities (travel­ memories of his journalism career continuing creation. board of trustees gave Foote the ing, recruiting, projects) for the was his first front-page byline. "Students and scholars should go ahead to pursue $400 million, to university. However he also said While in the newsroom, Foote be free to experiment, create.learn be invested in new buildings, "Foote should try to find more of a received a tip that ailing Supreme and dream in their own way," endowed professorships and re­ middle ground to understand and Court Justice Felix Frankfurter Foote said. search. realize the problems of students was being wheeled through a Foote, who began serving UM today." more than six years ago, sees his Foote, along with James McLa­ nearby park. role as a combination of internal more, founder of the Burger King Barzee said officials William Foote said he went out with a and external activities. Corporation and chairman of UM's Butler, vice president for student photographer and found Frank­ Foote said his internal duties Board of Trustees, has already affairs. Provost Luis Glaser and furter, who was "kind enough to BETH KEISERfltarricane Stall involve being the chief executive raised approximately $350 million. Associate Provost James Ash consent to an interview." officer for a major and complicat­ Foote recently wrote a chapter should also be credited for running "It was very thrilling for me It was 30 years ago th is week that UM President ed corporation which is responsi­ in a book on strategic planning the day-to-day internal issues un­ because I had already studied law Edward T ble for understanding where this which will be published sometime der Foote's delegation. and I was getting ready to go to . Foote II and his band played a gig on the University is going and how it is during the year. "What we try to Butler said he is pleased with law school," Foote said. banks of L ake Osceola. going to get there. do in strategic planning is to the numerous changes that have Please see page 7/FOOTE Footes charm quaint shop By LINA LOPEZ the Footes are systematic shoppers Ae t ent I dlttir Gables store and don't buy on impulse. The Footes usually come to the Understated. store together. However, President That's the word Frances Hilmer dresses UM's Foote is "very much his own man" uses to describe University of when it comes to choosing his Miami President Fdward T. Foote clothes, say the Hilmers. II. first family The salesclerks at Stow say the Hilmer and her husband Arthur The Hilmer's opened Stow on Footes are really easy to work own Stow on the Wold, the Coral with because they are "friendly Gables clothing boutique where the Wold in 1953, naming it after a town in England located 30 miles and always make it a point to say Foote and his wife Roberta are hello." frequent customers. from Oxford. Although at the time "They [the Footes| were at Stow Understated can also be used to they had not visited the town, the Hilmers have since visited several before the UM-UF game," says describe the Hilmers' shop. A salesclerk Lori Tashman, who is a warm, welcoming atmosphere times. Arthur Hilmer says Stow on the junior at the University. "Mrs. greets customers from the moment Foote was looking for an orange they set foot inside the quaint Wold doesn't appeal to "the flash that runs around Miami." and green dress to wear to the boutique, where the clothing bor­ game." ders on preppy, but with a sense "The Kootes are very understat­ of style ere." she added jokingly, ed. They are more interested in "He likes khaki and tan a lot," ootes met the Hilmers through doing something constructive than says Tashman. At the front of the mutual friends. Coincidentally. being in the spotlight. They are store, a mannequin wears a tan President Foote's father had been very genuine people." he adds. men's sports coat. You can almost a doctor where Arthur Hilmer's His wife comments that Foote see Foote wearing it. uncle was chief of staff has "an innate charm and isn't out "Yes, that jacket is very much to impress people," adding with a like him," Francis Hilmer re­ Stow caters to a special type of smile that quite a few females are marked. customer, said Frances Hilmer. aware of that charm. "He's our favorite customer IN A (Oft//Hurricane Stall "Our store is off the beaten The Footes come into the shop From head to toe he's Stow. I'm path.'' she explains "Everyone every couple of months. "Their going to put a plaque on the wall UM student and salesperson Patty Voigt, left, and shop •owner Frances Hilmer who comes in is a friend or hears duties [at the University| limit saying he shops here." she added of us through word of mouth." their time," she says, adding that jokingly. point out a Foote suit look-alike at Stow on the Wold. Hotline receives Homecoming slow response involves halls Operators standing by now New point system devised for By LINA LOPEZ The grammar hotline service has Accent Edilor expanded and is currently avail­ independent organizations able at any time during The By BARBRA SPALTEN For .i good time call 284-2965. Writing Center's regular hours, 9 For a good time with English, a.m. to 4 p.m. when the graduate Assistant Sews Editor students are there to serve as 'We want everyone to that is. This year's Homecoming festivi­ The University of Miami English tutors For the most part, Welling- have fun and be a part teeti handles the inquiries. ties will include almost every department, together with The aspect of the University of Mi­ Writing Center began a grammar "Nobody else wanted to do it." ami's student body. of Homecoming. It's hotline this fall aimed at helping she explained "The graduate |as- students with their writing ques­ tiatantl] don't really want to Six residential areas are in­ for the entire school.' answer any specific questions volved with Homecoming this Joy Piotrowski, residence tions and problems year: Mahoney Hall, the apartment The hotline's official operating because they don't feel sure hall liason enough." area and the four residential hours are- 8 to 9 a.m. Monday und colleges. Tuesday tee "serve those students Wellington will only answer "We have a new point system residence halls rosters and use a who might have been working brief questions if the center is for independents," said Joy Pio­ hard all weekend on a paper due at short-handed. But there have been pecentage of the rest as the basis trowski, the Homecoming resi­ for awarding participation points. the beginning of the week," said exceptions. dence hall liason. "They are com­ Dr Pat Wellington. English pro­ "One girl called up and wanted "Some people are involed in peting with the Greeks, not other organizations and some fessor and grammar hotline coor­ UJ te) read her whole paper." against." dinator I el Wellington. "Under nor­ won't come out. We want every­ Residence halls and individual However, when the sen i mal circumstances I wouldn't have one to have fun and be a part of done it because that's not what it organizations will also compete Homecoming. It's for the entire gan on Sept K. the phones were separately. quiet at The' Writing I the hotline' is to he used for. But school," she said. the girl was upset and almost "'Everyone seems excited. We Piotrowski said she wanted the where the hotline phone is an­ have representatives from each swered. crying." position of residence halls liason in hall at the meetings and they are order to get more people involved. "We didn't receive a tingle A mixed-bag Ol students seek getting feedback from [resident| e all." Wellington said. "We expei - help at Th.- Writing Center. Wel­ "The Greeks have a good time students [participating," Piotrows­ and other students should, too. ted phone- (alls from students lington said, not just students who ki said. are doing poorly Most other colleges have the entire putting finishing touches on |pa- Independent organizations will pers. ieetnpositions| ... that ihowa We get quite a lew students student body Involved in their compete in the swim- a-thon (to homecoming," she added. you how out of touch we an-." who want to make that quantum raise funds for Miami Project), a Ae e e.rding to Wellington, the leap between a 'B' and an A' Individual organizations can re­ special mystery event, the Home­ ceive up to 150 bonus points in weak response' may he lx paper," she s.ml coming parade and banner compe­ lhe- Writing Center is located "on Most calls to the hotline have events such as the blood drive, Mr. titions. UM competition, lip sync contest. the fringes of campus.'' and stu- beeen about "minor" points of "Banner competition shows denti are not aware of it and the grammar such as comma and Best of UM Fair and a new services it provides. spirit." she said. "The halls can competition, a boat race — the hyphen use. But one caller read put them on the front of the boat regretta. "The idea of The Writing Center too much into the word "hotline." building, and individual organiza­ had been talked about for years," "We haven't had any interesting UNA I (if!//Hurru aiw .stu// For the Miss UM Pageant, both tions can put them anywhere on Eaton Residential College and said Wellington "Actually, it questions," she said, "although we campus." started up last [spring|. but we did get an obscene phone call ... I Graduate student Lisa Heath is one of six tutors Mahoney Hall had contestants in were' in a cubbyhole in |the| Ashe think we might change the name who responds to grammar emergencies at The lhe Homecoming Committee the preliminaries. The Mahoney |Building), and no one could find (of the service] and take the 'hot' will subtract the names of people Hall contestant will be in the us." out of it." Writing Center. on the Greek rosters from the finals. Friday Fiction: One Shot By JOHN STOLTENBORG "Mick drove to school with his mom so he could two more beers and sent one to John. i ontributlng i d\u,r use the car. He's picking up Tony. The others will be "We going to save any for the guys?" Part two up soon." Stilts had picked up the ball and started "Why?" said Stilts, while shooting with the beer John jogged to the courts which were located on taking shots. "We're going back to your house, you in hand. "They didn't pay for it." the- e.pposite shore by the beach. When he reached the Stilts played center for Berington High. He loved know." "Neither did I." h he found it specked with a few tanning bixti' playing the game but hated practicing it. This in no The two took turns shooting at the basket. "Yeah, "You know you don't pay. We supply the beers, Striding over to the courts, he waved to a playful way harmed his performance "Whal reactions. How I already warned my mother. Steve and Nick will be you supply the party place." group of teiddlers rolling in the sand about catching this?" Stilts tossed John a brew there. They'll probably have friends over, and we'll With this, Mick Broads came strutting through the None of his friends was then', as he expected, John caught and tapped it in one deft motion, "I create one of our usual spontaneous parties. How gate. Kyle Grisdane was behind him. Like his name. because his friends were always late S.e he shot a thought you were bringing Mich?" manv of those dude's coming to plav are going t" Mick was always thinking of girls. He was nearly six few baskets and then removed his shirt tee use as I "No. I said Budweiser, not Michelob." Stilts r.ns.-el stay?" feet tall and could handle the round ball quite pillow while soaking in some rays. his shoulders and eyebrows and made a circle of his "Mick, Tony and Willie will. You never kneew effectively. "What's this about a party?" Mick John lay there Then he heard, "Incoming!" and mouth to show his best Letterman face. He smacked about the others. They're all afraid of your borthers shouted while grabbing a rebound. "I don't even have rolled toward the basket, sprung to his feel and the ball from John's hand and layed it in with his Besides, they might have to pick up their girlfriends a beer." tapped in the hall thrown hy Pete "Stilts" (mtli wrist above the rim from the hairdresser or something." Stilts grabble! Please see pae,e 7/ONE SHOT THE MIAMI HURRICANE Fndav. Oct 16. 1987 Page 7 Friday Fiction ONE SHOT/From page 6' "Get it yourself, you load. Hey, ACCENT Kyle, what's up?" Kyle was an example of the diversity of the group. He was much more comfortable with Einstein's Theory of Relativity MARKS than he was with a basketball. "Hey, Stilts. I can't stay too long, Meet the whole 'Kru' guys, I have to pick up my sister at my grandmother's." Program Council presents Kru during Midday Recess Stilts gave him a what-to-expect from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. today on the University Center look. THEBORl* * Patio. John met Mick by the cooler. "I thought you were bringing Tony?" "No, Willie already had him," CROSS You 'Bette' it's movie time Mick said, tapping his beer. "They'll be here any minute." This week's Friday Flicks features Down and Out in "So how's work going? You Beverly Hills, starring Bette Midler and Richard Dreyfeus. pick up any mother in the A&P Midnight Movies presents Cat People, starring Natassja yet?" "I've gotten close. I did con a Kinski. foxy 16-year-old into the back Friday Flicks will be shown at 7 and 9:30 p.m. in the room to introduce her to the big International Lounge of the University Center. Midnight banana" Movies will also be shown in the International Lounge. John laughed. "Sure, just like you got Lynn Swenson to go skinny-dipping with you after the Jamaica Awareness Week postponed junior prom." "I did dream it." Due to inclement weather this week and contractual "Yo, Harries! Give me the ball, problems with reggae group Sudden Impack, Jamaica give me the ball." Awareness Week will be moved to a later date, said repre­ Willie came flying down from sentatives from the Organization for Jamaican Unity, the the beach, and Stilts released a behind-the-back pass as he cut to group sponsoring the event. the hoop. Willie performed a The reggae music forum was held last night as sched­ flailing lay-up, sending the ball uled. over the backboard, and then — LINA LOPEZ zipped to each man giving exuberant high-fives. Will Soarly was a high-strung fellow. He was an animated person. If you didn't know him, you would think he was a loud-mouth. "Yeah, let's play President helps some ball! Come on, Micky, put that beer down. We're going to do some running." Tony Bilbos now came through bring national the gate. He wore a Hawaiian shirt, which he cut into a tank top, and a pair of practice football pants which were cut into shorts. prominence to UM He liked cut clothing because it matched the way his body was cut. He wasn't a bulky person, but FOOTE/From page 6 ing a strong impact on the you could use him in biology class University. to chart the muscles of the male Foote worked his way through His affiliation with UM did not body. Georgetown University Law Cen­ begin in 1981. however. "I'm going up against you. ter as a reporter. He earned his Straton," Toy blared. Tony and law degree in 1966. Thirty years ago this week a John were partners in the After getting married to Roberta country/western group used the backfield of the freshmen football Fulbright (daughter of a U.S. money it made from cutting a team. They had become a senator), he moved back to St. record to travel to Coral Gables. well-known duo throughout the Louis where he was an associate The group played a gig on the league, and Tony didn't like John's in the law firm of Bryan, Cave, banks of Lake Osceola and spent decision not to play. But they still McPheeters and McRoberts for the night in one of UM's dorms. maintained a healthy friendship. four years. Although the band never made it "Any time, bimbos. You can't During this time. Foote became to Rolling Stone magazine, the move those feet without cleats on involved with St. Louis' Washing­ dedication of one of its guitarists, them," John tossed him a beer. ton University. With the rise of Foote. has brought UM to the Willie started up again, "Hey, student activism in the late '60s national prominence which has did we come here to drink or play and early '70s. the university hired been highlighted in publications ball? Come on, Mick, you and Pete Foote to be its full-time lawyer. ranging from Time to Playboy. choose them up." After three years, Foote became Finally, these guys played ball. that university's law school's "The University of Miami is a Usually, when teenagers get dean. During this time, he taught strong, young, vibrant, thriving, together with some beer to have a civil rights and advanced constitu­ growing, changing place where a pick-up game, it isn't serious. With tional law and legal ethics. president can make a difference. I the class of '84, a ball and six guys In 1981, he was appointed may make a horrible mess of was like a girl and a back seat, president of the Univesity of things, history will tell, but they'll lock the doors and roll up the Miami with the intention of mak­ know I was here," Foote said. window. rNGW DdWN

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ONLY $3 W/STUDENT I.D. Riviera Cinema 1560 S. Dixie Highway 666-8513 II SPORTS Page 8 The Miami Hurricane Friday, Oct. 16,1987 Lady golfers have high showing gonna be something that is really we both are there to help the team fun," said McAvoy. "We have alot when they need it. We each UM wins tourney; Kerdyk, of respect for each other and each respect the other's lifestyles." other's game." McAvoy has only known Ker­ "It's going to be a really dyk for slightly more than two McAvoy take top two spots exciting trip for the two of them." years now — since she first Cannon said about the U.S./Japan arrived in Miami from her home­ Match, which will be played at land of Windsor, Ontario. TheT>-9 By JOHN BEAULIEU Kerdyk shot a three-round total both Pebble Beach and the new wizard-to-be had a strokeaverage Contributing Editor of 214 last weekend (two under Poppy Hills Golf Course. "What of 75.86 last year, and during her par), while McAvoy was only two it's going to be is a very presti­ freshman year, in 1985-86, she We might be able to call it a shots out at even-par 216 for the gious trip with the two of them was only two shots lower with a coincidence, but, just to be safe, tournament. And if we're still not going as ambassadors of good will. 77.94. When Kerdyk tied for sixth we'd better call it something convinced that it was something So, it really should be more than in the NCAA's during her sopho­ special for now. It just doesn't special than try this out for size: playing golf — it's a cultural more season, McAvoy was only happen like this every year. Last fall at the Beacon Woods exchange and both Joye and Tracy one step behind as a freshman — In fact, the chances of it Tournament Kerdyk and McAvoy are going to do well and have a finishing in a tie for seventh with happening were slim and none, yet did the very same thing. Yes, they Kerdyk McAvoy good time." then teammate Jill Briles. these two girls tossed aside the finished one, two and led Miami to A trip to California isn't all that predictions and instead they did another first-place finish; they that Joye and the rest of the girls during last spring's NCAA Tourna­ Kerdyk and McAvoy have in "There's a lot of competition that something special. even posted duplicate scores of give us. You need to have people ment that were to return for this common. Other than the two between Tracy and Joye, but The big deal? two-under 214 for Kerdyk and besides your No. 1 player." season were invited, as well as the being named to Golf Week Maga­ the're not out there to kill each University of Miami golfers even-par 216 for McAvoy. Both Kerdyk, a senior and team top six men. Last year the tourna­ zine's preseason All-America team other," said teammate Jennifer Tracy Kerdyk and Joye McAvoy It really has been hard to captain, and McAvoy, a junior, are ment was held in Japan and UM's (Kerdyk was named to the presea­ Buchanan. "They are also two finished first and second respec­ separate No. 1 Kerdyk and No. 2 almost household names in wom­ Cannon went as the women's son Gold Team, while McAvoy great leaders for this team because tively during last weekend's Bea­ McAvoy. They stick together like en's collegiate golf. After the two coach, but this time Kerdyk and received Silver Team honors), they are such good players." con Woods Invitational at New glue. finished in a tie for sixth during McAvoy will be going to Califor­ there's a mutual respect that Kerdyk has paid her dues. Port Richie, FL, and led Miami to "It's really great having the two last year's NCAA Championships nia, because every four years the lingers between the two. Simply enough, it's one reason its second consecutive tournament because the secret to winning is in Albuquerque, NM, they re­ tournament comes back to the "Joye and I are close friends," why she's won seven out of the victory. UM's first came three having depth," said women's Golf ceived an invitation from the states. said Kerdyk, who last year cap­ last 13 tournaments she's played weeks ago when UM won the Coach Leia Cannon. "Tracy is NCAA to play in a friendship "I'm looking forward to this tured five tournament titles and so in. "She's the best there is right Lady Seminole Tournament in human and she's not always going match against Japan Oct. 24-30. trip," McAvoy said. "Tracy and I far this fall has quickly grabbed now," Cannon said. "It's tough to Tallahassee. to play well, so we need the depth The top three women finishers get along really well and it's two. "I think it's kind of neat how find anyone better." Track is Injured players 'a dream come true' gear for return Track dedicated; 2 starters may play soon coach, runners glad

By TODD CLINE By DAN LE BATARD Sports Editor Stall Wriler 'I'm not the same A dream came true for track The University of Miami Hurri­ coach Tony Caballero and his canes are undefeated. Wide receiv­ Brett yet, but I don't University of Miami track squad er Brett Perriman and defensive Monday as the Greentree track back Darrell Fullington have had feel any pain. Brett was dedicated. nothing to do with it. will be back!" The track, which was financed While out with injuries since by $250,000 of private donations, Aug. 22, they're only contribution has been in the form of moral Brett Perriman. will give the Caballero something support. he's been waiting for since he took wide receiver his position at UM — an on-cam­ Now they're on the way back. pus facility. Fullington and Perriman contin­ ued their rehabilitation during "It's been a long seven years," Wednesday's practice, as both saw gradually move into the fifth the coach recalled. "I've done a lot their first full-contact action. defensive back position, but t don't of complaining but this is a dream think I'll start." come true." "They both got good work in The track athletes had also been today," said UM coach Jimmy Surprisingly, he doesn't want to waiting to see this day. Johnson. "Neither is at full speed, - not immediately anyway. "They promised me that there but they did work out today, and "There is no reason to break up would be a track here before I got we were pleased with both of something that's working," he here," sophomore Preston Britner them." said. "The defensive backs have said. "It's just nice to finally see it Johnson said that if Perriman is great unity and are playing excep­ accomplished." "at or near 100 percent for tionally together. I don't want to "It'll be a real convenience Cincinatti (UM's next opponent)" break that up. I'd like to start, but having a track here," added long he will play. If not, "then it may you don't fix something that's not distance runner Paul Doherty. be better for him to redshirt this broken." Besides giving the team an year." Perriman will discuss his status Both players believe that their on-campus facility, the track unwanted time off has been bear­ should also enhance the entire with Johnson after today's prac­ athletic department as well as the tice, but the senior wide receiver able simply because of the job the Coral Gables community. thinks he's ready. other players are doing. "When Donald Ellis gets hurt "This new track will be a and 1 get injured," Fullington said, tremendous improvement for the "I feel good and I'm running real track program, the University as a fast," said Perriman, who was "and you can replace us with guys whole, and the community," said sidelined by a broken foot but who like Selwyn Brown and Bubba Athletic Director Sam Jankov- SAM DOUEK/Spccial lo lhe Hurricane runs a cast-less 4.3 in the 40. "As McDowell, then you've got some ich,"It will also provide all of our far as I'm concerned, I'm ready to real depth." student athletes with a first-class Removal of goal posts is just one of many tasks involved with the refurbishing play. I felt good today after Perriman said, "I really wish I facility. practice. I gave my injury a chance was out there. It hurts a little bit of the Greentree track. to heal, and the season is early, so to see sprinting "The addition of the Greentree I think I'll be back, but I still have down the sidelines and knowing track pushes us closer to our goal baseball or basketball, but every­ and IAAF standards so the track 100 yard record of 9.1 on this to discuss it with Coach Johnson." that I could be doing the same of having the nation's most com­ one runs. And they'll still be will be fit to hold national track and the first guy to pole Fullington, who was shelved by thing if I wasn't injured; but I still plete athletic program."Jankovich allowed to run on the new track." championship finals as well as added. vault 17 feet did it here. But by an injured right knee but is listed get on him and Brian (Blades) from And what a track it will be. The world-class caliber meets. With a building a new track I think in a as probable for Cincinatti, doesn't the sidelines when they're not Caballero also said the track six-lane, 400-metcr track will be two-and-a-half-month target date, have the choice of redshirtlng playing like they can." will as benefit others besides the constructed by Action Courts, Inc. way we'll be bringing back histo­ the track is scheduled to be ry" because he already sat out one Fullington and Perriman have student athletes. The track's surfacewill be made of completed before Christmas. year as a freshman; but the "If you come out here around polyurethane, the same type of One thing Caballero has learned benefitted from a kind early While the beginning of the over the years as coach of a defensive back wants to make the schedule that had Miami play only five or six o'clock you'll see 10 to surface used on many world-class construction excites Caballero, he 20 people running laps on the tracks across the globe, including non-revenue-producing sport is remaining games count. four games since Sept. 5. still feels a little loss in the present not to count on anything until he track," he said. "It's not just the Letzigrund Stadium in Zurich, track which carries a lot of "My leg isn't back to 100%," he "Fortunnately, the season is athletes, it's housewives and Switzerland where 12 world re­ sees it. early," Perriman said. "I'm not the nostalgia. "I told the kids I wouldn't said. "It'll be a few more weeks working men who come out to cords have been set. "There's a lot of history in that before I'll be entirely prepared, same Brett yet, but I don't feel any exercise. Not everyone can play The track will meet all NCAA schedule any home meets until I pain. Brett will be back!" track," he said. "Bob Hayes set the saw the first truck on the track." but I'll play anyway. I think I'll Coach likes UM job CSR sports delayed

Swimming's Nelson calls job a 'blessing' By SUE DEVEY week, which is perhaps the busiest Assistant Sports Editor Bad weather one of the semester at CSR, even By LAUREN SALLATA was 25. He was the first person busier. Many sports are commenc­ Hurricane Floyd and the nasty ing as others draw to a close. Stall Wriler at UM to get a full scholarship in weather that preceeded its arrival causes many swimming. A year prior to this The intramural golf tournament Coaches has taken its toll on the fall and swim meet were held this As a University of Miami accomplishment he swam in the intramural season. Games have freshman in 1957, Jack Nelson Olympic Games in Melbourne, postponements week, and two tournaments, soc­ Corner been scheduled and rescheduled, cer and volleyball, will be held and both the Campus Sports and tomorrow. Recreation department and the "The difficult thing is getting in Sign-ups for regular-season in­ intramural participants are frus­ touch with teams," Wyner said. Austrailia, where he won the trated with the delays. tramurals were due Wednesday gold medal swimming the 200- "Logistically it [rescheduling] is a for volleyball, three-on-three bas­ meter Butterfly. Football playoffs had to be hassle, but it has to be done. ketball, soccer and racquetball In 1958 he was named UM's extended another week, tennis With all the scheduling confu­ doubles. These sports are sched­ Athlete of the Year for all sports. singles play has virtually come to sion, it is now getting to the point uled to begin next week. Finally, in 1976 he was the coach a halt, and water polo playoffs where teams fail to show even The intramural football season of the United States Olympic have not begun. when games have not been can­ is nearing its finale as division Swimming Team. "We've got to be done with celled. If it rains a little during the play continues In the quarterfinal Now, 30 years later, he's once football by next Wednesday, when day or even if rain seems immi­ and semifinal rounds. again a part of Miami's presti­ soccer begins," said Bob Wyner, nent, some teams assume the Simple Minds defeated Sigma gious swimming team. In what director of men'sintramurals. "If games are cancelled and stay we have another night of rain, we home. Alpha Epsilon 14-6 in the semifinal he describes as a "blessing," this round of the men's closed division. job is one he wouldn't trade in. might have to play on the week­ Also, new schedule updates end or play double-headers." Sigma Chi will play Med '90 for a "Over my 30-year coaching seem to appear every day, and if a spot in the semifinals, and Club career, I've been offered many And then there's "Co-Rain" team captain isn't on the ball, the Med will take on the winner of the opportunities to coach else­ (formerly CoRec) softball, affec­ dreaded "Ibf" (loss by forfeit) is Zeta Beta Tau-Thundercats mat­ where," Nelson said. tionately nicknamed as such by penciled in beside the team name chup, which is presently under the teams which, after the fourth on the game card. A loss by forfeit In addition to his job here, he week of the season, have yet to protest because the Thundercats coaches the Fort Lauderdale not only affects a team's win-loss have been accused of having an Swim Team and many others. play. record and its playoff berth, but it also affects the pocketbook of the illegal player. He said he came here to be "It's really hard, when every­ In the men's open division, with the best. When he spoke of one's motivated to play, to look team captain, whose deposit is lost out the window and watch the after two forfeitures. battles for spots In the finals will the swimmers he coaches he occur between Bob and Rsmas, said, "I love all my people." rain fall and know you'll have to Also, getting a team together at reschedule," said senior Sue Mas- and the Mud Dogs and It Just Nelson's philosophy includes the last minute for rescheduled doesn't Matter. ten, whose softball team has games is rough on team managers. the belief that swimming is a suffered three rainouts Playoffs have progressed to the 365-days-a-year job. He said that "There's Just not enough time — quaterfinal round in the women's he "does not believe a true CSR employees are having a not enough time for managers to division. Action is scheduled to athlete can be something else rough time keeping up with all the round everyone up for makeup play Walsh Wave; Eaton Fury will socially. He or she must live changes. Teams don't realize the games, and not enough time to take on Two Brothers and Change, clean, train clean, and think work involved in rescheduling, make up all the rained out games Delta Gamma will play AEPhi, and An animated Jack Nelson cheers his team on during clean." and staff members are sometimes by playoffs," said Joanne Kaneli­ abused by irate team captains Zeta Beta Tomcats will battle It a meet against FSU last year. Please see page 9/NELSON dis of the Delta Gamma squad. out against AFROTC for spots in dissatisfied with their efforts. Scheduling problems made this the semifinals. THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. Oct. 16, 1987 Page 9 Coach urges BRIEFLY swimmers IN SPORTS STUDENT SPECIAL City of Miami to host UM tourney to be best Basketball Coach Bill Foster has announced that the city of JOIN NOW AND GET A Miami and the Miami Sports and Exhibition Authority will co- NELSON/From page 8 sponsor the University of Miami basketball team's season ope- GYM MEMBERSHIP GOOD When recruiting, the first thing $09 neing tournament Dec. 4-5. The teams invited to participate are he looks at is the academic status UNTIL JAN. 1,1988. South Carolina, Southern Illinois and Colgate. of the candidate. UM Athletic Director said that the sponsorship "is another "They must be academically significant milestone for our athletic program and more specifi­ sound in order to swim for me," he cally our ever-growing basketball program. This paves the way said. • Complete He stresses that there is no place for the city to play host to other outstanding amateur sporting on his team for someone who Olympic events." lacks a quality all-around nature. "We are extremely pleasedd to co-sponsor this outstanding "Collectively, my team has the Free Weights tournament," said J.L. Plummer, vice-mayor of Miami. toughest minds, and that value is pertinent in order to endure the • Full Nautilus Lady basketball conducting try outs regimen which is required of them," he said. • Open 7 Days The women's basketball team will be holding walk-on try Nelson has a small army of people helping him ensure that his outs in the Hecht Center Gym from 4 to 5 p.m. on Monday, Oct. swimmers are the best they can 19. be. Team members not only work LOCATED IN THE "We are looking for someone who can play, someone who out in the water, but also lift could help us be a winning basketball team," said Coach Ella Gib­ weights. They work with nutri­ HEART OF bons. tionist Bill Foran and take a course with Dr. Jodi Yambor, a sports COCONUT GROVE psychologist. In addition, Robert Rugby players dominate out-of-state tourney Strauss serves as their video stroke technician."We know how Excellent Aerobics Ten UM rugby players comprised a team of 17 players who good a person each one is, now we & Tanning Facilities went to Atlanta last weekend and won the Florida Select-Side shall see how good a swimmer Championship. Florida defeated Georgia, Georgia Tech, South and each one is," he said about his Also Available At North Carolina and Virginia. expectations for the team. Reasonable Rates. The rugby team will meet the St. Petersburg Pelicans on the Although Nelson said he is intramural field Saturday in a battle between the two teams tied seeing good times in practice right for first in the Florida Rugby Union Standings. now "performances and place­ ments are more important." 442-2107 Nelson said he's proud of his Quote personal accomplishments. He also 3333 Rice Street added that he is fortunate to be Coconut Grove University of Miami football coach Jimmy Johnson respond­ able to do something he loves so ing to charges that he ran up the score against Maryland, thus an­ much. (behind the Mayfair) gering the Terrapins and forcing them to sever football ties with The swimmers admire that love, UM: "I'm concerned about our team being prepared. I realize that and respect the man behind it. At Grove when we are throwing the football with our freshmen and our the beginning of practice, when backups in the ball game, we leave ourselves open to criticism; the water is too cold, they hesitate Nautilus but I think that I would receive a heck of a lot more criticism if to dive in. One stern command we lost a ball game because our 18-year-old quarterback (Craig from Nelson and they're in the Aerobic and Fitness Center Erickson) wasn't prepared to go in and play. If I don't prepare water for their first of many laps. him, then I haven't done my job." • • • Coaches Corner is a weekly fea­ —DAN LE BATARD ture which runs every Friday. Runner finishes in Top 25 Until now, beer this real came only from a keg. UM's Novack makes history at meet Draft beer is as real as beer gets. Since it's not heat-pasteurized, heat can't change its rich, smooth, real taste. By MARC HOCHMAN Miller Genuine Draft is as real as that. It's not heat .pasteurized Hurricane Stall Wriler Uke most other beers in bottles and cans. Instead, it's cold-filtered so For the first time in University it's as rich and smooth as only real draft beer can be. of Miami history, the cross coun­ e» • *V try team had one of Its runners compete in the Furman Invitation­ r.*V ^-c: al, held last Saturday in South As real as it gets. Carolina. -*r / Chris Novack. UM men's team No. 1 runner, finished an impres­ sive 24th in a field of over ISO top 4.X East Coast runners. Na*. fc , 1 Novack, who quite possibly could be the state's top runner, was pleased with his finish, but ** wished he had placed a little /•.X-f^'** higher. r^**T* • '• • * "I did pretty well," he said, "but i&'*'%+*J?Mgat****'.*•** - *V _%»+, ., ***t- - *, ••••'" _, _ I'm one of those people who Pi&*%*v__^i__. always wants to do better." *_*!!&+ This meet was a test for *****w* Novack, because the course is the i.fJtjfoVTt/S?"*' one on which the NCAA will hold , ; its regional tournament in Novem­ "V'^-vx "' "#it'** * ber. It is a tough course, with more hills and obstacles than Novack is accustomed to. Cross Country Coach Tony Ca­ ballero was glad Novack had a chance to run on the course before the NCAA regionals. "He did very well," said Cabal­ lero. "This was a tune-up for the NCAA regionals. He felt confident going in, but now he's even more confident because he did so well." Caballero has nothing but praise for Novack, and was tremendously impressed with his performance at the Invitational. "He did well against the compe­ tition," stated Caballero. "It was like a shot In the arm of confi­ dence. Chris has a good shot at qualifying for nationals." Novack and the rest of the team are now gearing up for their next meet, the state championships In Tampa. He feels the whole team is adequately prepared for the meet right now, but the next two weeks of practice preceding the event will really solidify each runner's performance. "Everyboby on the team is going to run their best race up there," Novack said.

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Then pan on your wndom for a Daar Mr. Dan LobotardetSporti fdl- prolwtwnol t$»0»*l3 666-3975 professional S3S-3S23 Money For Nothing Donee music D.J fee Pt-ocr an od m the HurrKane Tutoring t or-e&OD), I'm sorry that I beat you 12-5 in Acrou UM: Acroti from ond 1 W block) Room, en 3-bedroom house. 3 mersutes from looking for helper with car, amplifier ond •Say And Lasblan Yoviti Group mam ^•ectton pool lotl week. Maytw you ihould take up north of Moh>oney Pearioo (Beige Building UM. AC. epool, washer/dryer, garage speakers. Call Russ ol 284-2570 Pleas* waS,ly oll-tompue Aejei 26 and voder golf. Your Pal Jotonfwho uted to be youi GMAT: Gilt SAT with Red Roof). Apt ?0A Open 7 days a $200 e566-3811 leave nam* and number if I om not Cootedenhol enlo 33S-4337 Pre.porahon coutet are offered by the week, 13 hr*. o day Perfect tpelling. home. bout!) D-epvndabU Childcara Monday Friday Unlv.nity of Miami. School of perfect grammar, perfect punctuation, cor Money for Collogo? Air Traffic Controllers No aviation Builnoit(Soturdayt Sundays or Evenmgs) rect usage 7 30-5 30 AOM 2 5 UM/Con*«rt>ofy child ROOMMATE exeperience necessory 16-62K Per Year. We'll fend il, guaranteed Schoeonhept. Comprehensive MATH/VERBAL reviews, 666-1*773 corectftXr. M 50 StOeW*OfdPri-***e.-666-0633 Application info 1-B0O-33O-7713 Grant!, etc. Rush SASE for Iraa info, to test-taking strategy and short-cut technique* NMd fo bwy a dorm sue fridge. Pleate coll Mn Ellert 667-2032. EifMrienced Ptofe-ueon Siudent Financing Network P O Bo. 061186 Coll 529-3999 for brochure Do you have an extra room you would like to Waiters Evenings only. Pari time. Excellent X-6261>f telling orw al Typilt ol Paepers. TIS«MM Foreegn Stutje?nti Fort Myers. Fl 33906-1186. Or coll 24hr rent? Then The Hurricane it the perfect ploce hours for students. Apply in person offer 12 helped with ertXotMilory ipelleieg. hotlino8l3-489-2297. to advertise it Stop by room 221 in the noon. The Melting Pot Restouront 9835 Anita's Typing E«p-***0»6 General office worker $900-2000 mo Sightseeing. Free info Write Wo'ro behind you all tho way! Secretarial Service! Key Personnel UC. PO BX 52 • Fll Corona Del Mar, CA Complete secretarial service. Profesuonally No fees Temporary positions No controctv Octobor Birthday Party. Tuesday typed, or word processed term .papers, Permanent Plocement. Octobor 10 Itl tho BoththetHor. dissertations, theses, neanuscreptv college Airport 594-4791. PERSONALS A E Phi is geeereg to rule homecomeng! applications and resumes Fast, occurate Kendall South Dade 274-4439. Gutbutten comedy Saturday at Oan, I just wonted to lot you know International work 10% discount to all students weth thes tha »athtk«lle»r how wonderful my life hat boon od 232 9232 Rest. Holp. Minutes from camput' tlnco you'vo como into It. I'm lo»t GOID CHAIN ANO ANCHOR Now hiring $5 hr. + tips. Order hopelessly in lovo with youlll XO Ward Processing - Typing Resumes, CHARM REWARD IF FOUND PLEASE CAU faker*. Cashiers, Delivery people, MM Lounge dessertateons. Thesis. Reports. Editing & free 284-6774 spelleng check From SI 25/epg. DS. Call Sandwich makers. Herble's October Birthday Party. Tuotday lesf/Plzzo 24hrs. 'Always open' Ot ptychedl'l Myth. Mogic and Me International Lounge Borry 238-9198. Octobor *IO In tho Boththoffer. Hot Una 646 9931. am. Homecoming'87 Ce*m.fe<|\oon 12 Midnight Easy Wrlta—Ouolety word processereg The First 10 people to use theer coupons ot mysters. doctorates etc. 858-4912. Part-Time Holp. Inquire with Stan­ Happy Hour- 50a drafts 4 306 30 toneght 7 & 9:30 Ben & Jerry's Today. 10/16/87, From their ley H. Kaplan od. Center. Call: ot ihe Ruththallar. October 16 Typeng Service 66SCOM. Save Coupon Book Well Receive o Free ke October 16 20 Years Eeeepereet.ee Thoughts of school been 0RA<0ON you Cream Cone! Emphases eSeotisess & Accuracy. Si.75 per Moiwst, Dependable. Responuble, Hord down? Myth, Mogec ond Meome.. Hoflle* If you taw tho Occident in tho poge/7days Phone 665 9701 working & Sporeminded Help Wanted! cemlng 'VT The Sport Shop Downtown, Bayude Memorial Biddg Parking Lot on Gotbutteri' comedy Saturday 9 Marketplace. Laiy, inefficient, unproductive Friday Oct 9 At 9 a.m., Pleate call FOR SALE ~ p.m. at tha Rathtkollar Bozos and those suffering from low 179^3BA. Corpet for sale!' Only 175 Fit, ony HRC or self esteem need not apply Contoct Michele Lot! ON THURSDAY OCTOBER Ist GOLD Pike: Homecceming Win. TRIPLE PLATINUM AFFAIR TRC room'! Call Detebee at X440I. 374 4003 SEIKO WATCH IF FOUND PLEASE CALL Octobor Birthday Party. Tuotday JENNIFER 6616349 REWARD IF RE Correcteng Electric tyepewreter $100. 2 offece Octobor 20 In tho Rathikeller. TURNED VALUABLE FOR SENTIMENTAL chairs, wood desk. lamp, and accounting Biscayne Baby now hiring security personnel REASONS. Tim's Favorite Candy is M ond M's. "A NIGHT IN THE ISLANDS" lextbooksllOO 595-6483 Evenengs and busboys Must be over 2), mature minded, well groomed Apply in person after It's not |utt for Greeks anymore' Resedeexef Mike: Thonks for putting some musec bock BMW 31 SI 1984 Sahara Beege. Ice cold 8pm 3336 Virginia St. Coconut Grove Halls, we wont U- Homocoming 'B7 into my life OPEN TO ALL STUDENTS A/C. Sliding Sun roof. AM/FM Dolby cassette, low miles. 261 5959 days. 559- Phone Workers - Evenings part- Happy Hour- 50c drafts 4 30-6 30 tonight BArbra at 8CRCPS. Yes, it is BABE Love, 2325 eves weekends time. ottheBathtkeller SUBSIS. Earn extra S Monday Thursday 6-9pm Wurlltior Organ. 3 keyboards. 13 A storm es brewee>g • Myth. Mogec. ond Sharyl. We con't wait for you to become o Starting October 19 November 5 $4/hr epedals, 90 control buttons. 14 control levers, Miami Homecoming'67 tester! Love, OubV. Tax-Free. Neit to Metrorail Sandra 325 programmed orchestra rhythm Total tone Froo concert tlckott give awayt on Watch out Orookt, Al Phi It bseciT Date: Saturday, October 17 1080 modifecatton sweeegen rhythm. St,500 Dr Mutic With Meaning on WVUM 90 5 and wo'ro hotter than ovorlll Hudson (O) 284 5846. |R| 662-2010 FM Sundayt between 7 and 10 a.m. Piano Accompanist For musical theatre Be sure fo show your Homecoming Spiret Beoe/fiful beege corpet for HRC or TRC rooms ORE Thane for the help love, tho wen. He,- nftKiol Homecoming Tonk I classes Thurs, Fn 4 6 595 7145 cut to fit from wall to wall O,g,nol|y Pledgor Good luck Troy Belli Write-in candi bought for J300 Must sell SI00. Call Tony Romas of Corol Gables now Time: 9:00 P.M. Happy Hour- 50c drafts 4 .10 A 30 toneght data lor UBS Protldont. Jennefer 661 6349 has openings for delivery ond takeout personel. 443-6626. at the Rathikeller May the best man wen' Troy Bell for UBS Vintage Clothing Sale men's & women's PHI SIG PLEDGES ARE " I Presedent. clothing, all occesortes for dress. Victorion Help Wanted: FT or PT positiom Shell whites to 1960s costume |ewel>ry, etc Lumber ond Hardwore co. (Est 1943) look lor SHIPE'S GRIPES Every Fridoy en It,,. John, Brian, CIIH, - Finally tho Place: UM Hillel (665-6948) HOLIDAY INN opp U of M , 1350 1, Dime (arrvmg largest selection of woods in F lotido Opinion section perianal we've all !>»•*. wait tne Hwy„ Corol Gable* October 16, 17, 18, is looking for .people interested in wood Restaurant Help Minutes from campus' now for. Vou guyi are the bettl No working or hardware 55 - 58 per hour 1987. Friday ond Saturday 10 a.m. - 7 p.m.. hereng FT/PT $5/hr. + tips Order takers, doubt about it. love Va Toreta. Flexible hours Call 856-6401 or apply ot 1100 Stanford Dr. Sunday noon to 6 p.m. For more into cashiers, delivery people, sandwich makers PHI SIG PLEDGES, you're the best! love. 2733 S.W. 27 Ave Miami, Fl 33133 813951 1553 Free Admission. Herbees Restouront/Pizleno 'Always eDpen' MOM. Coral Gables, FL 24 hour Free delivery Hotline 666-9931 Apply in person after 3 p m 6729 SW 56 It's not iust for Greeks anymore! Residence INTENSIVE CARE Octobor Birthday Party. Tuotday eOood lejck Dolphin Subs Beat those Jets'" Octobor 20 In the Rathikeller FOR TEST-TAKERS 1)11 ARM 11 llll I'KHin Hey USA. Do you believe Now — Hillel I'aeliir DAVID ENNIS - Here's your personol Yes Mlnnetof o Twint en five. •Get a healthy MCAT score you well wen freshman of the year for the Matt- Anhcepateivg to see you tonight Meet by taking a test prep course II I Vrlanlr Avenue second year in a row. Organization of Jewish Students me ot P B 3 om -'X' with Stanley H. Kaplan. Our Giral (,;il>lr>. educational review and test-taking techniques are LEJEUNE AND JOB WINNING International Party Tropical Dress Optional the best in the field. Call! RII.I) ROAD PROFESSIONAL RESUMES Take Full Advantage of Your "Dance for Development" WELCOMES YOU! Career Opportunities United Nations Day 'KAPLAN 9:15 A.M. Si *NI>AY SCHOOL October 23, 9 p.m. at the STANLEY H K API AN EDUCATIONM CHUffl ITD I0i30 A.M. v,imsini* 66 SCORE CALL H)K KIOKS H-MIV2."> Rathskeller CHARLIE SHEEN D. B. SWEENEY Admission: Donations of new • Pm n>nM]li.'rtii>•Pn • Custom resume* school or personal hygiene supplies • Kxpert wNlinK • Cover letters to be used for educational & health • l,.i!-ir printing • Ai! fields projects in Haiti. • I-lit I uni' tijKl.it.rv • Color copies DANCE TO THE MUSIC Semester at Sea •441-1667 Coral Gables OF THE CARIBBEAN MEET NEW PEOPLE | We Need You TheWiidls Still 976-PRTY For THE PARTY LINE Part Time Employment The Greatest Classroom TALK OR JUST EAVESDROP Law School Snack Bar Afternoons & Evenings Of AIL MEET NEW, EXCITING PEOPLE Good Pay ONLY 2.50 + TOLL IF ANY Call Mr, Kelly X3437 Applications are now being ;iccepted for the University ol Pittsburgh- iponsortxi Semester al S«-.i. • tjftU-\Wm 1." li fall or spriiiK 100-day Odyssey TELEPHONE (305) 651-7000 + Criminal Law * Wj aboard the American-built S.S. 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'CHARLIE SHEEN DB SWEENEY RANDYQUAID Institute for Shipboard Education, | "A POLEDOUR'S T0NV GAe\ Universit y of Pit t sluirgli, • •'• • [XKWOlf WERNER Miami Hurricane Non-Profit Organiution -•••»•- I omion 2E Forties Quadrangle, University ol Miami R Pittsburgh. IVnii*., I,ania Box 248132 U.S. Postsgs Paid 15260, Miami, FL Coral Gables, FL 33124 Permit i'438 Then prepare for i In FREE SNEAK PREVIEW learning adventure of University of Miami your life. * Monday, October 19, 1987 8:00 P.M. Beaumont Cinema For Authorized Use Only Sponsored by Cinematic* Art Commission