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By DEBBIE MORGAN The remaining 450 residents will consist of 300 freshmen and 150 School of Music, music students have been housed in Walsh tower of the . tonl News Editor graduate students. Also, residents will be required to buy a 14- or 960 complex on common floors, creating what they consider a music 20-meal board plan. family. "Where am I going to live next vear?" According to Redick, the reason for this requirement is that a IVIusic students not living in 960 will be forced to live eliewhere on University of Miami student! currently living in the 960 complex- number of the programs will occur in the dining environment. Also, the the Universitv campus. One proposal is to give priority housing, have been heard asking this question lately. The plans to change the 960 cafeteria is going to be renovated and separated by a partition, with apartment buildings 34 and 35. to music students with large instrument! complex into a new residential college next semester have the building's one side for 960 residents and the other for honors residential college in order to shorten the distance to the School ol Music and to provide "<02 residents in an uproar. students. Redick said that the menu will be upgraded for residential large storage areas. The new colli ge is part e>f the 10-year strategic plan, formulated by college students. Please turn to ;>ujy 2 960 a committee ol visiting administrators, trustees, and other outside Four rooms on each floor of 960 will be double occupancy rooms, groups, whuh was approved by the board of trustees last year. The plan costing $1025 a semester; there will be two singles at $1125; and the proposes various improvement! and changes to the University. One of rest will be double single rooms at $1300 a semester. Once the student is the proposals is to raise' academic quality by improving residential life. admitted, he will be given the opportunity to choose what room he \\ licit they're sa) iiirary society, W. Is .ui questioning the integrity ot the Hoy, ctaims he raised his hand to The loss is the biggest ever for a comment, hut was not given the Carni Gras Festival. The second recent honorary society's vote to admit women. opportunity to speak. He agreed reatest loss was approximately with Sackett'i charge thai parlia 13.000. Overall, Carni Gras Members voted 71-25 to admit G women on Feb. 21 and initiated mentry procedure was overlooked grossed between $57,500 and $5S,- "The meeting was parliamentary 000. eight women 10 days later. The margin of the vote contrasted chaos," he said The Student Activities Fee Allo­ sharply with last year's vote The pros and cons weren't cations Committee had given the 107-9H not to admit women. discussed equitably. Hoy said, in a Carni Gras committee an emergen­ Some members insist that the letter t<) Quintana of which he sent cy loan of $10,000 before the vote was marred by a favoritism a copy to Houghtailing in St. carnival. Other donations included shown by Iron Arrow Chief Louis, Mo. $6,000 from Eagle Hrands, the Dagoberto towards those who Iron Arrow Chief Dagoberto distributor for Anheuser-Busch. sided with him in supporting the Quintana feels differently "The Carni Gras began on Thursday admission of women into the then vote spoke for the feelings of thi' of last week and ran until Sunday. male-onlv honorarv. organization," he said, indicating a It was the first time that Carni Dr. Walter W. Sackett, Univer­ desire on the organization's part to Gras had been held on the parking sitv of Miami alumnus 1932 and return to campus He alsee dis- lot along Walsh Avenue. On the oldest Iron Arrow member misses any accusations of disre­ previous years, it had been held on both in age s.id membership, gard for parllamentry procedure the intramural field. called the vote a parliamentary as "not at all true." adding that the fiasco. true objection was not to the The carnival is the largest of its "I slowly realized the futility of p.oceedlngi of the meeting per se kind in the southeastern United Putting on the Ritz raising my hand to be heard, even b'.t to the fact that women were States and dates back to 1951 though I was in the front row and pdmitted. He said that the com­ when the Chi Omega sorority held During Wednesday's UM vs. Rice baseball game, the Miami Maniac dances for within touching distance of the plaint centered on his decision not a Sun Festival. About 40 organiza­ chief," he wrote in a letter to to read any correspondence in the tions participated in Carni Gras. joy as UM prevails, 7-2. For more sports, see p. 8. Quintana. meeting. In the letter, Sackett outlined Hoy said, however, the voting the reasons for the unfairness of procedure was inipreeper and the proceeding. He said favoritism therefore the vote was unfair toward those attending with the "There should have been a motion Provost Lee to step down Chief was evident, to the point of to rescind the previous action [tehe Quintana's: vote] and then the debate' should • Encouraging the "ayes" to have alternated between Ihe pros By SHERYL STEIN Lee stated that his reason for the President Foote, in a letter to the speak 2-3 times each. and cons." Hurricane? News Kditeer move: " ... simply to assure that university community, said that he • Ignoring those desiring to Quintana adds that the veeting my remaining years at the univer­ and Lee originally knew that Lee make negative presentations was done in a closed meeting, UM Provost and Executive Vice sity, and ultimately retirement, would only be Provost for a few • Shutting off the "nays" in the likening it's privacy to a fraternity President William F. I.ee an­ will be filled with the discipline I years. "When |Lee| first assumed midst of their arguments. selection meeting. He was there­ nounced Tuesday his intention to treasure so dearly — music." the position three years ago we • Failure lo read or acknowl­ fore unwilling to discuss anv step down from his position and spoke generally of a term of four edge his reception of letters and a details, saying. "Whatever proce­ return to teaching at the School of As well as teaching theo­ to six vears." cablegram from the originator of dures happened are the business ol Music. Fee, who was dean of the ry/musical composition, Lee said the concept of Iron Arrow, Francis the of the organization." He Hid School of Music for 18 years, will he wants to do research and Houghtailing he frankly discussed the vote with resume teaching there June 1, composing. He also said that he • Acceptance of second-hand some members and the unanimous 1986. will probably be on sabbatical for The nationwide search for a (word-of-mouth) information from response' wa> that many other the year 1986-87, during which new Provost will probably be the Seminole Tribe' priorirites are' important. In a letter to President Foote, time he will compose. concluded by next December. Lee • Closing of the debate only "Iron Arrow is back on cam­ after all positive debates had been pus." he added "We're' concerned Student Republicans attempt to revive club heard With that."

political conservatism and major zation, hard-hit by graduations through this Suntan li' stereotype Foote names dean By ROLAND S. MEDINA and deprived of election-year en­ image and it's no good," she said. Hurricane Staff Writer colleges across the country have been especially receptive. At least thusiasm, has remained largely "One of the ways to get out of this By ERIN MURPHY teaches biophysics and physiology that is what the University of inactive. image is [for the University com­ Hurricane Copy Editor The choice of Wilson as the new- The following is the last of a dean stemmed from his "academie two-part scries on campus politi­ Miami's College Republicans like munity! to become more politically to think. Lisa Gonzalez, current vice pres­ active." Dr. David L. Wilson will be the leadership, scholarly record, and cal life since last year s national ident of the College Republicans known planning skills." said Pro­ elections. The first part of the During the last national elec­ The Young Democrats and the new dean of the College of Arts tions the organization, virtually and a co-chairman of the Youth and Sciences, University of Miami vost William Lee. series, published last week, was for Reagan-Bush group, said, College Republicans disagree on "In a national search. David concerned with the VM Young incorporated into the Youth for many points but they both believe President Fdward T. Foote an­ Reagan-Bush partisan campaign "right now we're trying to reacti­ nounced Monday Wilson proved to he the verv Democrats. vate the College Republicans this that political interaction will fos­ strongest candidate," said l-.eeet, group, rode high on Reagan's ter an intellectual attitude that "I'm quite excited and deeply conservative wave. semester ... |we are] planning for honored at the privilege of serving "We are fortunate to have him as The '80s have ushered in a new next year because most of the would change many common mis­ dean of our College, eif Arts and Since then, however, the organi- conceptions about UM. |the University!." said the new wave of national support for officers have graduated or will be dean, who currently holds two Sciences That facultv is strong graduating very soon." The College Republicans, like positions within UM: deputy dean and vital. With De an Wilson s Gonzalez added: "We're looking the Young Democrats, also criti­ for academic affairs in the School leadership, its progress should he Music engineering professor for new people to place in leader­ cize the Student Activity iee of Medicine and interim vice exceptional " ship positions ... we've had the Allocation Committee because the president for research and dean of Wilson completee! his under­ helps make acclaimed album same people involved since their committee refuses to fund any of the Graduate School. graduate work in phytic! in 196. freshman year and now we're all either organization's endeavors. A 10-member consultative com­ at the University of Marvland. Grapefruit Productions, the basic seniors. We don't want |the Col­ Since the organization's inception mittee and various subcommittees graduating with honors He re By SCOTT E. BERGSMA ceived his doctorate in biophysics Hurricone Staff Writer tracks were recorded at Criteria lege Republicans] to die out be­ in 1982, the College Republicans began searching for a new dean and the synthesizers were mixed cause we had a good thing going." have not received any funding, nor last spring when Arthur W. in 1969 from the University of Chicago. A University of Miami music in in Nashville. Tenn. have the Young Democrats re­ Brown, the current dean, an­ ceived any monies from SAFAC. nounced that he was stepping Since joining the Universitv engineering instructor was a mem­ Writer Shel Silverstein com­ One major goal of the club, on ber of the recording engineering the national level, is to support down as dean to return to teach­ Wilson has been active in numer posed the lyrics to the poems on Gonzalez noted: "Most Ivy ing. ous campus organizations, Includ team for the album. Where the efforts to ensure that the present League schools are politically ac­ the album. He also wrote the Republican senators and represen­ Wilson, who has been at UM ing the Faculty Senate, the Mis! Sidewalk Ends, that won a Gram­ Johnny Cash hit A Boy Named Sue tive. There's nothing wrong with cal School Affirmative Actiem my for Best Children's Album of tatives maintain their seats. On the that ... the University sometimes since 1972. was selected from a and often writes columns for collegiate level, the College Re­ group of five final candidates He Advisory Committee, and several the Year. Playboy. views [political activism| as taboo Grant Review Committees. He i Oliver Masciarotte. former re­ publicans hope to develop a debate ... maybe that's why the school has will take up his new position Although Masciarotte only re­ team to discuss political issues officially on June 1, 1985 the recipient of several fellovi cording engineer for Criteria Re­ been so dead politically |because ships, has published more than 10 cording. Inc. in Miami, has only- ceived his normal pay for the with a Young Democrat counter­ the school or SAFAC does nut fund "I hope to continue the strength­ seven days of recording of his part. ening of the college in terms of research papers in various scientil been teaching music engineering political organizations). What does ic journals, and has research grant courses at UM for two semesters Grammy-winning album, he en­ that sav? We're trying to enhance teaching and scholarly research The album is a collection of joyed it. The poetry isn't only for The interaction is vital, accord­ that has been going on since the support from the National Insti children, he said: "If you read ing to Gonzalez, because the the University's image. We don't University started in the mid- tute of Health and the National children's poems that are accom­ University should become more receive encouragement or assist­ Science Foundation panied by a guitar and synthesiz­ some of it, it is pretty bizzare ance " '20s." said Wilson, who also ers. Product hv Ron Hafkin for st'.'f'" politically active. "We're living Pa.ge 2 Friday, March 8. 1985 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Update Newsbriefs AGAPE STUDENT FELLOWSHIP:Bible study. tion and one-day pass Today Student Union 237, 7 p.m. For more information, call 284-2499. Monday Ex-UM director Harvey dies COUNCIL ON PREMEDICAL STUD- UM FRENCH CLUB:ln cooperation with L'Alli- Mose L. Harvey, director of the University of Miami's Center IES:Registration packets for the New MCAT and the New DAT are now available in Ashe 223. Weekend ance Franchise, the University of M.ami French for Advanced International Studies from 1964 to 1978, died on Feb. Cafe Theatre, Brrjckway Hall, 8 25 in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. He Was 74. At the time of his death. Dr. COISO:Students are needed to help run Interna­ ALPHA SIGMA PHLTrip to Disney World, Club presents Harvey directed the Advanced Studies Institute in Washington, tional Week. March 22-29. For more information, departing Saturday, 7 p.m. from the Panhellenic to 10 p.m. Tickets are $5 lor students and $6 for D.C. call 284-5548. Building. Cost is $38 which includes transporta- the general public. Dr. Harvey was a 22-year U.S. State Department veteran, both overseas and within the United States. He spoke German, French and Russian and learned Spanish in his position at UM. He became a member of the State Department's Policy Planning Council in 1957 and was a senior member from 1961. He also served as deputy Music students may have to move chief of mission, counselor of embassy and interim charge d'affairs at the U.S. Embassy in Helsinki, Finland, and Deputy U.S. 960/From page I representative to the International Atomic Energy Agency in Vienna, Austria. Undergraduate Student Body Government President Scott Korn­ -«3^^t»!_SSSSS£«SS Harvey developed the Inter-American affairs program at UM, span is going to propose to music school officials that a storage building with over 500 student signatures requesting that the comp*remain^he drawing on the faculty of the UM particularly in the fields of for students' equipment be built over the summer so that the students history, geography, economics and government. Also, he helped will not have to push amplifiers, drums, keyboards, and other large develop programs in United States-Cuban policy, the Soviet Union, instruments accross campus. developing societies, and international communism. His academic "Music students are feeling the crunch the most," said Kornspan. George Feldner. sophomore rank was Professor of History. "There should be storage over there." shocked into action." He earned his Bachelor of Arts degree, magna cum laude, and his Masters degree at Emory University. He received his doctorate DMM at the University of California. SPECIALIZING IN He is survived by his wife, Ruth: son, Dodd, and three grandchildren, of Ft. Wayne. nigrum IGafrp Personalized Gift Shop \\^ w "It's all greek to me" PERSONALIZED MONOGRAMMED GIFTS \ \ Greek week will be held from March 23-March 29 and is FOR EVERY OCCASION J ' service sponsored by Stroh's Beer and Universal Brands. The following • Custom Logos Mon -Fri r _ events will be held: 1.12 St. • LeBtt-ring 9-5 March 23: 0222 • Monograms Sat. 6845 S.W. 58 PI. 10-4 Philanthropy Dance-a-thon in the Ibis cafteria from II a.m. to KVarfnll Faiklo* D,»r,c< South Miami. Fla. 33143 midnight. Also Servicing March 24: (305) 665-7048 Volvo • Saab Olympic Day will be held at the Intramural field from 9 a m - 3 p.m. A giant one- hour aerobics class will be sponsored by Everybody Dance. ^9M Greek God and Goddess will be recognized in the International Lounge from 7:30 - 9:30 p.m. March 25: Special Events Night at the Rat from 6:30 - 9:30 p.m. Come as your favorite cartoon character. March 26: Wine and cheese at the Rat for faculty and administration from 5:30-7:30 p.m. March 26 and 27: Blood drive from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. March 27: Double Jeopardy from 7:30 - 9:30 at the International Lounge. March 28: Skits and organized cheer by the Greeks at the International Lounge from 6:30 - 9:30 p.m. March 29: Greek Ball from 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. For more information call Kim Tomeo or Henry Salas, chairmen at 284-5353. Organizations apply now for Union space Experience Palmetto's Student organizatons that are interested in applying for office space in the Student Union should fill out applications in SU-100 by April. 1. Newest and Most Unique Cafe UM offers meditation class A meditation class, "The Inner Life," is a free, four-week, Featuring non-denominational course in meditation and concentration using Tt the philosophy of Sri Chinmoy. The class begins March 13 and si wi continues on Wednesdays from 8:30 - 9:30 p.m. at the University of Gourmet Pizzas, Huge Salads Miami Wesley Foundation in the back lounge. The class Is offered as a public service by the Miami Sri Chinmoy center. For more information, call 386-5053. and Fresh Pastas.

Wisdom to give lecture IM; *__*-• '•Schemata In the Six Vat Sciences." Is the title ot the lecture to he held today at 3 p.m. in 202 Allen Hall. It is sponsored by the Philosophy department. All major credit cards accepted J.O. Wisdom will give the lecture. He was educated at Trinity The Magic College in Dublin. He has taught at Farouk University, The London School of Economics, University of Southern California, SUNY at Palmetto Fredonia, and York University of Ontario. of Mexico. 16805 N.W. 12th Avenue (305) 621 -9331 Teacher scholarship/loan available University of Miami students who are interested in applying to the State of Florida Teacher Scholarship Loan Program need to document information and turn it into Dean Jerry Felz. Needed are a record of academic achievement at the postsecondary level, test scores on the Scholastic Aptitude Test or the American College Test or their equivalent, and a written statement by you of not less than 150 words on your intention and Interest in becoming a certified teacher in Florida in a critical teacher shortage area. For more information, contact 284-3711. —DEBBIE MORGAN

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960 residential college: issues need answering

he 960 Complex is being converted into a residential college Maybe it is a good idea, maybe it il a bad idea — it T depends on what the students think about it, really. After all, they are the ones who will be living there. We have an example to go by, though, which can indicate whether the residential college system is working: the Honors Residential College. Fact is, it seems to be working well. The majority of the residents, although some claim that all that was promised was not delivered, will express satisfaction with the residential college idea and respond positively concerning the performance of the HRC staff and the college master, Dr. Ross Murfin They would also tell you that the price is too high, but 'hej seem to know already that "price adjustments" are above 'heir heads Now it's 960s turn. It is already undergoing conversion so it will be ready for next fall as a residential college. The complex's ^"•ual interest floors — marine science, pre-med. and music — which currently house about I2f> students will be abolished these students and their fellow residents have good questions and they want good answers irst, why should only 100 students now living in 960 be allowed to return to the 960 residential college when 300 F entering freshman will be allowed to reside there^ Second. if the residents of special interest floors feel they have their own "family" now, why should they be broken up? To this. administrators answer that the idea of community interaction is the goal uf the residential college system. Fine, say the residents; they are not opposed to the residential college concept. Rather. they are opposed to having 300 incoming freshmen accomodated Politicking has begun in earnest before them In fact, they are willing to remain in double rooms so they may stay at 960: however, they won'' have that option Existing double rooms will be converted into singles. Also, current 960 residents should keep in mind that in the By LOURDES FERNANDEZ Hum, arte tditttr in C hict past only 200-250 residents have opted to return the next year. Theoretically, then, the transition to a residential college should It's only the first "official" week of Undergraduate Student Election Watch be relatively smooth Body Government elections, and already the politicking has begun Most importantlv. music students complain how cumber­ The first issue being fought over is the conversion of the 960 some a forced move would be to them. They live near the School dormitory into a residential college. Because of the proposed drops Action, and Lightning wins the election of Music now and can easily transport their instruments. They conversion, many music students may be forced to move to Mahoney * * * point out that having to carry large instruments from a farther or some of the apartments, a great inconvenience to them since they Presidential candidate Jose Garcia is planning to resign from his distance will be quite inconvenient. will have to lug their instruments across campus to get to the School position of co-editor of The Universit) Times to avoid a conflict of No doubt, the music students must be accommodated. An of Music's complex The students complained about this at a meeting interest. The other co-editor is Alex Tachmes, also a USBG cabinet overnight facility In the music school built for their instruments last Tuesday. Enter the politicians member. He has not indicated what position, if any. the newspaper could be the answer, but music students usually practice in their The Action ticket wants the students to protest the move; it will take on elections rooms. Maybe housing close enough to the music school will be wants "action" to be taken now, before 'he issue dies To do so, it * * * found Whatever the answer, they must be accommodated. aided the music students in setting up a meeting Wednesday with In my last column. I reported that there mav be a third ticket It would indeed be unfair to not adequately accommodate administrators at the International lounge. The lightning ticket, on composed of Mahoney residents Well, there is a third ticket, but it is musk students, in particular, or to not give import or listen to the the other hand, is taking another approach USBG President Scott made up of Honors Residential College members Blind Faith is requests o1 those returning sophomores and others who wish to Kornspan is trying to do it behind the scenes, holding a small running on a platform of just that — blind faith, asking students to remain in HtiO meeting Friday with administrators and two music students Who just trust it knows what the best approach is. Hut one thing is for sure: if the * * * issue is resolved, both sides will probahlv claim victory, On Wednesday, the Senate approved March 2U as the date for * * * graphic campaigning The date had been left out of the elections One candidate is being torn between two tickets. Roland calendar when approved — none of the 10 or so senators had noticed Medina, running for junior senator with Action, faced indecision at that time. However, there seems to be something not-so-kosher In when he learned that one of his best friends was running with the way the Senate approved it. Instead of passing an amendment to Iron Arrow crooked? Lightning, even though for another position Medina says that he add the date, it approved the addition with a simple vote Only three was promised a cabinet position with Lightning in the event that he of the 20 senators present disapproved of the way it was handled

ron Arrow commends people we can learn something from, people whose actions or examples may inspire us to better This year's Carni Gras was a flop Istrive tor the worthy goal of excellence. Some people felt women are just as much part of this group. So they insisted that attend to such a "trivial" little By MARIO PEREZ-ARCHE time and energy to solicit dona­ effectively and efficiently •T She case. Special (ee th* Hurricunc detail They never realized, how­ tions or consignments, decorate through better planning and When that (irst happened the rippling effect of the shock ever, that our problem was their our booths in a theme proper to forethought. waves lhat hit the traditionally all-male honorary society were problem when the success of the This year the Carni Gras the booth's purpose and invest Carni Gras went so badly that quite strong — Iron Arrow had voted to exclude women lor carnival was at stake Committee was more enthusias­ over 60 man hours per booth it had to be extended to Sunday. nearl) 10 years. The entire committee did not tic than ever about the tremen­ during Carni Gras alone, not to March 3, in a desperate attempt A Feb. 21 vote changed that. But not at the expense of manifest this attitude; there dous success of Carni Gras 'HTr. A mention the cost of decorations to offset the huge losses that the perhaps a more important procedure: democracy, a practical part were some noteworthy excep­ Festival of Colours. Because of and o'her costs committee was foreseeing. But il e>l which is parliamentary procedure. the high visibility from U.S. I. tions. These people, among them The Carni Gras Committee seems that even this was done in If the allegations Iron Arrow members Dr. William Sackett the carnival was to draw re­ Clayton Randall, Lori Roth, Erie seems to have failed to advertise vain. Less than half of the and Dr W Ivan Hoy made are true, then the vote to admit cord-breaking crowds. Unfortu­ Robinson and Dave Brown, cared extensively to the surrounding organizations which had partici­ women was simply unprincipled. What a shame, a good principle nately, this year's Carni Gras. by enough to see that our needs community. Also, the Carnival pated in Carni Gras on the is marred by the acting out of the Machiavellian notion that in the admission of manv. was a were being taken care of, and I was unfortunately planned to previous days, did not show up political matters the ends supersede the means, and that those in flop. thank them wholeheartedly on coincide with "Carnaval Miami " on Sunday. FEC was one ol power will always lind a way to prove it. behalf of the Federation The most important reason Although this was beyond the them. I cannot speak for all other was the attitude held by the control of the committee, it musl organizations, but as for us, had Carni Gras Committee — one It also seems that the commit­ have had an influence on the size we been treated with the proper mainly of indifference When tee manifested the attitude that of the crowd that came to UM respect and consideration that STAFF FEC [Federation of Cuban Stu­ it was doing the organizations a Finally, the site of the carnival, any and all organizations and or favor by allowing their partici­ dents!. ' example, complained although slightly more visible Greeks are deserving of. we that our booth had been ransack­ pation in the carnival They from ".S. 1, was long and would have "Stuck it out to the ''•• Mi#mi •<...• . , .....' (emu y*w tnti ed by some mysterious vandals should have, however, seen it narrow causing slow, cumber­ end." But during an emergencv ••• "• • • ••• I "v LMrwa.fi nt Hwmi This — and it was the only booth that this way: any organization or _ • ••) thm vmsWb .i'-ti optntona ot tht \Jnt\*w*v1\ i some movement of the crowd FEC meeting on Saturday even­ had been destroyed — Jim fraternity is doing them a favor .t.r-i •< •••-. and a decentralization of the ing, when the question was >98h br the Unisvstmtx ••' " Weber, associate chairman for by participating in this ludicrous stage. brought up of whether or not we 185 b\ ."" I .if.'se'. i >' Mi&rrii unttf»fir*ntu*ite atuGtent tJOd\ the committee, summed it up charade, when you realize that This isn't to say that the Carni should stay another day and help nicely when he said. "That's not the committee strips a full 10 Gras Committee did not work LOURDES FERNANDEZ LAURIE MERVIS percent of the gross income from Carni Gras defray its losses, one our problem." Thanks a lot guys hard to put this gargantuan Editor in Chief We were basically being told each booth, leaving only 60 of my officers echoed the same Business Manager effort together. Indeed, they that we were unimportant com­ percent for the organization to words we had heard two days must he applauded for having Managing editor i_ Qibbs pared to the macrocosmic scope cover costs and maybe make a before "That's not our problem " lsa the courage, endurance and News Editor Sheryl Stein of Carni Gras It was our marginal profit. So from a knowledge to accomplish this problem, not theirs. They were practical point of view, it was Mario Perez-Arche is president Assistant fsiews Editors Debbie Morgan feat. However, their energies too busy with their problems to not worth the effort to spend the oj the hederution of Cuban Ahmed Shoreibah could have been expended more Opinion Editor Peter Permuy Students Entertamment Editor _,_• Quirantes Associate Entertainment Editor Juan Carlos Coto Panache Editor Andrea Harum Associate Panache Edito, Debbie Frank So you are a cultured person Sports Editor John Beaulieu Associate Sports Editor Michelle Kautman CopyEditors John Barret By MICHAEL ROSEN We turn our backs on Beethoven. Wagner. Parker Marsalis Erin Murphy Hurricane stuit i olurnnlsl Shakespeare, Picasso and many others. Is Michael Jackson all there Sandra Jaramillo is to music? Is television the most important form of drama' Is Photo Editor Aixa Montero Are you a cultured person'.' If you answer yes, then you are Stephen King the definitive novelist? Associate Photo Editor Robnrt Duyos either very unusual, a drama-art-music student perhaps, or lying The key to this problem is apathy. Our mass society thrives on Graphics Editor Mary Ann Overath Face it, we as students, have very little interest in or knowledge it. The mass media, in their never-ending search for "widespread Paste up Editor Sandra Jaramillo about anything cultural appeal, sacrifice quality for quantity. Whv encourage artists to 1 Cartoonist Ben Spriggs What makes a person cultured' Basically, it is an interest in a create masterworks when "Three's Company" reaps the biggest variety of genres of music, art, literature, dance, drama, and the profit? There is nothing wrong with "pop"" art per se Michael Production Manager John Coppolmo humanities. A cultured person need not be interested in everything; Jackson should not be downgraded because he is popular likewise Herald Manager Lisa Ross likewise, a cultured person is not someone who cares only for one Beethoven should not be ignored because he Is unpopular Classifieds Manager Robin Sabath aspect of culture. Theoretically, an individual can be a musician. Should we, as college students and responsible members of Circulation Manage, Tom Reynolds actor, artist, or writer and still be uncultured Usually, this is not the society, abide by this apathy? The purpose of a universitv is' not case. To he proficient in any of these areas, one must he sensitive to solely to prepare students for a high-paving career We are here to Jerry Askew Senior Advisor all humanity. Its suffering and its dreams break away from our sheltered existences. We have so much ahead Raymonds Bilger Financial Advisor MUSK is a prime example of humanity's neglecl eel culture. It is of us. It would be a shame for us to approach the future with closed Arlene Watts St.,11 Coordinate), easily accessible, widely varied, and emotionally satisfying. Have minds. you ever met a person who hated music? The opportunities to become cultured are everpresent, especially . ' ' M . Expand this question, though, and attitudes change How many on this campus This university boasts a nationally-known music of us can profess to have a sincere interest in classical or jazz music? school, a dynamic drama department and theatre, and a fine art A typical opinion is that "classical music is boring and conservative." museum There are concerts, plays, and art exhibits happening or "I can't understand jazz" We have twice elected a conservative almost every day

,,!4 president, we have embraced a "back to basics" view of religion, yet , (MMM •• ' Culture is everywhere Give it try Vou have nothing to lose we dismiss classical music because it is too conservative except a closed mind " THt MIAMI HURRlf'.ANF Friday Mareh H 1985 Pa»» Letters to the editor

Class syllabi pi.,,,* i pation of the School of Business in Misinterpretations Crime had in lot raise should have their basic need Players need to worthwhile for students the syllabi project makes it unani­ of safety fulfilled mous among all the undergraduate l>l.i_ii' main issue learn responsibility schools and colleges of the Univer­ Julie Teamkin sity. To the editor: To the editor: To the editor: Alex Tachmes (.'heating is _candalou« To the editor On behalf of the Undergraduate Head of Operations, Class Syllabi Professor Oscar R Dathorne. as The purpose of this letter is to Student Body Government, I Project you rightly have said, is an bring attention to the Mahoney- I guess it's aboul time someone would like to take this opportunity Undergraduate Student Body Gov­ excellent teacher as well as bril­ Pearson parking lot on Ponce de to thank the faculty of the To the editor: finally said what's on a lot of ernment liant researcher Leon Blvd Being a Pearson resi­ people's minds I guess nobody felt University for their cooperation in However. I would like to clarify dent with a car, for the past two our class syllabi compilation for Cheating on exams at I'M has right about knocking the greatest, what is perceived to be a gross years I have been exposed to the grown to scandalous proportions most famous, most treasured insti­ current semester courses and in Starbound story wrong misinterpretation of facts excessive crime problem such as the insightful enthusiasm of the This isn't an opinion, it is a fact tution of all times here at the Namely that: theft and vandalism in this respective deans in their pledge to Are students totally to blame for University of Miami, the football The main issue at stake here is parking lot I am under the support the syllabi project for the this? I think not I propose that team the University of Miami, who for impression from Public Safety that upcoming Fall Semester To the editor: professors who allow cheating are I truly am surprised that, while the last seven years has been this problem is nofas bad as it has equally as guilty as the cheaters the actions of some of the more Tons of students took time out I am writing in reference to the attempting to remove Dathorne been in the past That may be true, themselves delinquent members of the foot­ to visit our office last semester to article on Starbound. written hv from the directorship of the Carib­ but it is still not good enough Case-in-point During a mini ball team were reported, the see syllabi for their courses before Mark Cleary (March 5, 1985) bean. African, and Afro-American Something has to be done — either exam, the muttering was so loud eiutnght immaturity of these peo­ they registered. Consequently, we After reading his commentary, one Studies Program. all night security or a fence that it was difficult to concentrate ple was overlooked i'he detrimen­ at USBG consider this project to be can only wonder if the author Nowhere in the faculty manual Currently, there is a police on the questions at hand I listened tal effect their actions had on the a worthwhile one and the interest even actually attended the talent does it state that a professor may officer sitting in the corner of the to two students debate over the once positive' and proud attitude of the students last semester is a contest not take an appointment during parking lot sometimes at night possible answers to one queetion I the University community and the clear mandate for its continuation When exactly was Susan Seli- his sabbatical In fact, this matter "Sometimes" is not enough time 1 also saw an answer sheet being surrounding communitv at large In simple terms, students will koff's voice "drowned out" by her was discussed in April 1984 and have been told the University does passed around It was a spectacle had about the Hurricanes was alsei eventually see a syllabus for their accompanist? Again, a malfunc­ resolved satisfactorily since Dr not have the funding for an to say the very least overlooked courses sooner or later, so why not tioning hearing aid must he the Dathorne was subsequently issued all-night officer. Well how about After the exam. I told the Why did they do it? Perhaps make it accessible to them before culprit a new contract. delegating money toward this professor that "the cheating on because they knew they could get the course begins? The "gentlemen responsible" for area? If this is not possible just this exam was gross " He sarcasti­ away with it If any other student. the delays were not Reflections A variety of ploys have been yet, then other solutions can be cally replied. "Well, next time non-football player, had pulled a The project, if employed proper­ Productions. Wasn't it obvious implemented to date, some of instituted. How about all-night we'll get out the dogs." I could not similar stunt, he would no longer ly, reduces the long drop-add lines, that with only one stage, five acts, these topics being the latest. In security by work-study students, believe what I had just heard This be with us (and I'll leave it at that minimizes the number of unhappy- and five entire sets of equipment, addition, I suspect another reason using the same time frame as man doesn't care about cheating. because we all know it's true ) students in classes and makes the that it might take a little time to for "raking up" of the "dead residence halls security — mid­ and UM is suffering for it job of the professor an easier one Why is there such I lack ol set up for each performance? issue" is that Professor Dathorne night to 7 a.m.? Someone driving This University is in serious 1 overall because their students maturity and responsibility' Prob­ Delays are unavoidable unless one has been continously active in the around the parking lot all night on danger of becoming a second-rate know what is required of them ably because there is a deep lack is willing to sacrifice quality. community here locally especially a golf cart will be much more school for the rich, and measures before they register for the course of respect — a lack of respect not Has the author forgotten that regarding the Free South Africa effective than a police officer must be taken to prevent it We only for private property, hut also USBG is also extremely pleased Starbound is an amateur talent Movement, as well as other con­ sitting in a car in the corner. must begin to evaluate the faculty for the authority of their |the to announce that the School of contest? The participants were troversial pro-Cuban and Haitian It is very frustrating to have a before giving out pay raises, and football players'! new coach. Iim- Business will participate in the trying to get some exposure and at subjects, in Dathorne has also parking lot with empty spaces and exams must be monitored more my Johnson. compilation of syllabi for the up­ the same time have some fun. been concerned with the discrimi­ not be able to park because of fear closely in the fuure. If we can't get rid of these coming fall semester. We appreci­ Such an article will suppress natory hiring policies of the Uni­ that your radio or entire car may These steps may lower a few people or punish them, then they ate the interest expressed by originality and discourage new­ versity of Miami for some time. be gone in the morning. I think GPAs temporarily, but in the long should at least be taught respect, Deans Borsting and McFlrath and comers from performing out of I think it is time to be fair about that this parking lot should be a run, they may help attract better responsibility, maturity, and de­ the faculty of the | Business! fear of being ripped apart this matter top priority for the University students to UM cency School in cooperating with this because students who are living on valuable undertaking. The partici- Kathleen A. Martin M r Boyajean campus and facing another tuition Nathan Kite Jennifer Owens [_____] LOSE 1 WfjGHT m trovel sen/ices LOSE 20-45 Lbs. 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By ROLAND S. MEDINA bark to normal, much of the net iest hits UM Hurricane Staff Wriler profits that the Youth Fair gains are allocated to scholarships and By MARY STAPP Carni Gras '85 is gone, but the other academic awards. While the Hurricane Staff Writer flashing lights, the roaring music, individual vendors are in Miami to the seuell ot popcorn, cotton-can­ make a profit, the Youth Fair The South Florida art show has become the springtime staple of dy, pizza and fried dough will still Association presents tho money to many various communities and organizations. This weekend, the fill the Miami air because the Dade worthy Individuals and the com­ precursor to all of those shows will happen here on our campus. County Youth Fair is opening. munity. The 34th annual Beaux Arts Festival put on by the Lowe Art The Youth Fair, which is run by "Our main thrust or purpose." Museum will exhibit the work of 300 artists strewn about the museum a non-profit organization — the said Miller,"is to give scholarships grounds. Lining the banks of the canal will be painting, sculpture, Southeast Florida and Dade Coun­ and awards to students." photography, ceramics, graphics, glass, jewelry, and fiberwork. ty Youth Fair Association, Inc. — Miller also pointed out that Unlike many of the area art shows, this one — being true to its contains over HO acres of unlimited many of the high school seniors name — exhibits work closer to fine art than to commercial (meaning rides, internationally-flavored that had a presentation in the whatever will sell). With 650 applicants from all over the country to food concessions, student exhibi­ Youth Fair eventually matriculat­ choose from, the Lowe could afford to pick art of quality. tions, animals, music shows and ed at the University of Miami. Awards will be given for best in show and merit. They will be more selected by the executive director of the Dade County Council of Arts The Youth Fair sells itself on the So remember, when you're en­ and Sciences, Kenneth Kahn, and a well-known Miami collector, attractiveness of the rides and fun, joying a pizza on the Tamiami Norman Braman. but the primary goal of the Fair is Park Fairgrounds or getting sick For students, this provides a good opportunity to begin Spring to give students a forum where on one of the 70 rides, you'll be Break on a leisurely foot. they can display their talent. assisting some high school student There will be food vendors — the event is an excellent escape from Barbara Miller, the Assistant in his attempt to come to the the regular campus fare we are all so tired of. And inside of the museum, Publicity Director, said that "stu­ University of Miami. will be a new exhibit: the East Village Scene, a collection of works by dents are the most important Sol Steinberg, and of Rodchenko and Constructivist Photography. factor in the Youth Fair, we're The Youth Fair runs March 14 - The festival will take place from 10 a.m. until 6 p.m. both Saturday going to showcase them." 31. Billy Ocean will be in concert and Sunday. Take advantage of the intimate atmosphere of this art Art enthusiasts will find the .'.4th Annual Beaux Moreover, after the crowds on the 16th and tickets can be show; it should prove to be fine. Arts Festival a sight for sore eyes leave and the grounds are brought purchased at Bass ticket outlets. Classic chivalry makes a comeback in 'Ladyhawke' By MARK CLEARY wolf by night. Isabeau is a hawk cursed him and his love. problem with Isabeau is that llumrunf Staff Writer by day and a woman by nighi. Such is the barest essence of the (presumably not to strain They are "always together, eter­ story of Ladyhawke, the newest Pfeiffer's abilities too far) Donner Etienne Navarre (Rutger Hauer) nally apart"; they can never truly effort from director Richard Don- keeps her a hawk most of tho is a noble knight. Isabeau (Mich­ be together as long as day is ner, who previously gave us such time, and thus she is not as elle Pfeiffer) is the lady he loves. followed by night. interesting little efforts as The sympathetic a character as Na­ Unfortunately, she is also pursued Phillipe Gaston (Matthew Brod- Omen and the original Superman. varre. *^e by the Bishop of Aquila (Jnhn erick) is a cutpurse who has As in the latter, he has once Navarre is another story. Hauer ______£ jWf ' ^-1 \\\V Wood), a somewhat less than escaped from the supposedly im­ again taken a story of mythical has always been great, especially pious man pregnable dungeons of Aquila. proportions (the screenplay is in Blade Runner. Here he stretches 111 When Isabeau spurns him, the Navarre saves the thief him from based on an actual medieval himself even more. As with Don- * "i m 2: 1 bishop turns to a different masv-r the bishop's soldiers for one legend) and simultaneously kept ner's former protege, Christopher H and puts a curse on tho loveri purpose to help him get hack the epic sense and made the story Reeve, Hauer does most of his •*£*** Navarre is a man by day and a i j j^_ Aquila and kill the man who work on the human level as well. acting with his face and his *W H?H BM^_9r______i _____•____•__• It is all too easy to fall asleep in ice-blue eyes, and he does it well. » n_. j*_Sj the traditional medieval movie, Ladyhawke can be dismissed as Ml'i | yH filled with "thees" and "thous" a corny fantasy, but it does not 1 * Am and cliches piled on cliches — no deserve to be. It affirms the power in > such worries here. Screenwriters of love, the existence of magic, 1 Edward Khmara, Michael Thomas, chivalry, and God (but not rt i- Nr**L— I" ill and Tom Mankiewirz (tho last also gion), and it does so with a lot of worked on Superman) have given style and fun. It's one of the best __£___] i Ui us both more-or-less modern dia­ of the genre (admittedly not a logue and a great deal of humor, difficult task) and not bad at all in Michelle Pfeiffer (without Tony Montana's coke especially in Phillipe's conversa­ general movie terms tions with God. Go see it. spoon) comes close to acting in 'Ladyhawke' Also making Ladyhawke a "dif­ ferent" movie are the sense of timelessnc'ss and placelessness (tho names are French, the people speak English, the city is Spanish, History book is new approach and the film was made in Italy) and the electronic music hy Antho­ ny Powell, which, while often By MARK CLEARY phtrs, politicians, wnter. ana clci^y get their due, inappropriate stylistically, is al­ Hurricane Staff SVriler the clergy especially so. ways effective dramatically. While it may bo said that scientific minds tend to Donner knows how to use a ridicule the religious a bit excessively, and while good script and how to make Most of us think of a history book as about as Boorstin is certainly not immune to this syndrome, at beautiful pictures on the screen. interesting as watching paint drv. Thus the least he is well justified. He is aided nobly in that cause by description of The Discoverers (Vintage. $9 95) as a He describes the work of Cosmas, a medieval Vittorio Storaro, who won an history book is not likely to engender long lines at B monk who cheerfully threw out all the classical Oscar for Apocalypse Now and Dalton's. evidence of a spherical Earth in favor of a who, with Ladyhawke, is already However, author Dr. Daniel J. Boorstin takes an Scripturally correct "trunk with a bulging lid." He the man to beat in the Oscars next approach that is unlike anv history book I've ever produced maps conforming to his theories which, year. seen. The end result is sheer fascination for the according to Boorstin, "lasted these many centuries Donner also draws good perfor­ reader. to the dismay and embarrassment of modern mances from his actors well. He is Instead of being organized into simple, arbitrarv Christians." aided here by having good people chapters according to date, the book is divided bv Tho book is reminiscent of two other books — to draw from. Broderick still looks discoveries. ' Cosmos and Connections, which were also PBS 16, even with the haircut, but is It begins with the search for a usable calendar and series It echoes the former in its organization by very entertaining ends with atomic theory. In general, it ends up in subject, not chronology, and its wealth of biographi­ Wood, who appeared in War chronological order, but Boorstin is not fanatical cal and anecdotal material. It reflects the latter in its Games with Broderick. embodies about this. He is more interested in his unique revelation of the steps leading to each discovery. And Matthew Broderick leaves the War Games' com­ corruption so well that his fate is organization. Thus, Democritus is in the same chapter yes. it would make one terrific TV series. puter terminal and takes up pilfering, while Rutger met by cheers. with Roentgen and Einstein. Boorstin's honors include the Pulitzer Prize, and Pfeiffer is no threat to Meryl The major emphasis being discoveries, it is of it's not hard to see why He has both a surfeit of Hauer looks to him for a way of Retting his girl back Streep but she has come a long course logical that most of those depicted in The knowledge and a fine fluid style that delivers that in 'Ladyhawke' way since Grease 2. The main Discoverers should be scientists. However philoso- knowledge to the reader effectively and enjoyably. THE MIAMI HURRICANf Fni1;1v March 8 1985 Page How much love, sex, fun and One outta two ain't bad friendship can a person take? By KEVIN B WYNN sewer, a fire in a shooting gallery startling descent with Certain C Hurricane Ma// Writer and assorted fistfights, gunplay Fury. and attempted sexual batteries in But the film is actually likely to THE Spring break, that frenetic pre- various sleazy locales. be a career booster for both = view of coming summer attrac­ What Certain Fury lacks, pri­ actresses if it's successful. O'Neal tions, is upon us Spring break is marily, is a sense of humor. hasn't worked in a while, and not known as a particularly big Michael Jacobs' predictable Cara's only roles since her first big movie season. BIG CHILL screenplay alternates scenes of hit in Fame have boon in D. C. ( ab But for those of you who burn depravity and violence with catty and City Heat. In a cold world you need your friends easily and may find reason to seek arguments between O'Neal and If nothing else. Certain Flirj refuge from el sol's savage ultravi­ Cara. looks like it could make some to keep you warm. olets, herewith are some humble This is sporadically amusing, but money, and making money never suggestions in regard to thrills — Certain Fury is, after all, merely hurt anyone's Hollywood career • the cheap kind. banal, albeit efficiently so. Attention cult film fans: Peter Certain Fur\> tolls the extremely And efficient, business-like ba­ Fonda, son of Henry, brother of • unlikely story of two young nality is quite the worst kind. Jane, star of Easy Rider and Roger Nice ice 1 women from opposite sides of the O'Neal, daughter of Ryan, won Corman's The Trip, appears in two t tracks who join forces to evade a an Oscar as Best Supporting scenes in Certain Fury, looking College pals learn the importance of friendship tn this week s Friday Flick, ' The 'massive police search of which Actress for her role in Paper haggard and wan. Perhaps he Big Chill,' at the International Lounge in the Student Union at 8 p.m. ^ they are the objects. Moon. That was in 1973, 12 years should prevail upon sis to send Irene Cara plays Tracy, daugh- ago. over one of her exercise tapes. • ter of a wealthy doctor. Tatum She was eight years old. A Nightmare on Llm Streel is „ O'Neal is Scarlet, an illiterate O'Neal has since come a long nasty little picture that means no 1 prostitute way — down, and apparently good, a relentless thrill machine learned a lot of nasty words on the that will have you squirming from Certain Fury is an action pic- way. the moment the credits end. •' ture, and action it's got, handled Cara has recorded a number of It is a horror-slasher-chiller efficiently by director Stephen hit records, one of which, Flash­ film This genre has just about Gyllenhaal. The film begins with a dance — What a Feeling, won her reached its saturation point; the massacre in a courtroom and an Oscar. big question one asks while • proceeds with a chase through a She is also, it seems, making a waiting for the film to start is, "What can they do in this film that hasn't been done before?" Writer/director Wes Craven, who first came to prominence in the mid-'70s with the release of Last House on the Left, the cultiost of cult movies, relies heavily upon the the mechanical watch-out-be- hind-you thrills upon which this genre depends, but carries them off with panache. The film's story, about some high schoolers bedeviled by dead­ ly, clairvoyant dreams, is an interesting variant in the slasher tradition, weird enough to hold an audience's attention throughout the obligatory stalking and slash­ ing. One of Nightmare's outstanding features is its bizarre, surrealistic dream sequences, enhanced by TOQcz Jacques Haitkin's eerie cinematog­ raphy. If you can stand the substantial bloodletting in A Nightmare on Elm Street, you'll receive enough Irene Cara and Tatum O'Neal are apparently nasty thrills to keep you shivering taking an appropriate path in 'Certain Fury' — out until the week after final exams. Then, the real summer movies of the sewer and off the screen hit the screen. MM Setting the Record Straight A story on Starbound in the March 5 issue stated that the Reflections Production caused the show to be delayed. Reflections' participation, however, only included the rental of speakers to Carni Gras and the playing of taped music. We regret the error FRIDAY NICHT BUY HOT FRESH March 7 8 9 IO VELVET CREME MARCH 8TH THURSOM DOUGHNUTS 1000 nmi OPEN 24 HOURS SATURDAY 7 DAYS A WEEK COfS>W

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"This position is com­ 37 Darryl Oliver Jr Started tew games in 84 junior Paul Bertucelli. 5-11 190 "Although we lost quite a few football and works hard at im­ pletely open," Johnson said "We 24 Warren Williams So Will see lots of action "Without question, Paul will he' 6-0 200 players from last year's record- proving at the other facets of the have quite a few young, talented 46 198 seven games in '84 counted on as a leader heading Todd Stanish 5-11 Jr setting team (seven starters)." game." players who are going to he 41 180 one touchdown last season into spring practice."Johnson said. Eric Ham 6-1 Sn Johnson said, "I still believe we competing for the two open slots " 44 Steve Startler 5-10 Special teams last year "But right now, everything has to 183 So will have an outstanding offensive Last season, Smith grabbed 6b Players with some experience 21 J C. Peanny 5-8 Returned kickofts last year be wide open." 162 So team. It would be very difficult to receptions en route to gaining are David Kintigh, Brian Blades 23 Michael Griffin Special teams player 5-11 206 So try and duplicate our performance All-American honors — including and Kenny Oliver. They will he 34 Redsherted last season Tracy Waiters 5-11 203 Fr from last year, but that is what we Tight Ends Associated Press Second Team, the leading candidates during will lay the groundwork to do in "Without a question, this has to Sporting News Second Team and spring drills to win starting posi­ spring practice." be one of the stronger positions on UPI Honorable Mention. tions, but the likes of Mike Irvin, A brief overview of this spring's our football team," Johnson said. Also, Charles Henry and Alfredo Andre Brown and Brett Perriman OFFENSIVE LINE offensive unit for the Hurricanes: "Willie Smith is an outstanding Roberts played some last year and will be looking right down their Quarterbacks -clutch performer catching the will be used in two-tight-end backs. Everyone knows the situation at this position If Bernie Kosar decides to stay at the I'M, then the NO. NAME HT WT VR. COMMENTS starting job is his. But if Kosar decides to forego his junior year of 79 Paul Bertucelli 6-4 250 Jr Only returning starter eligibility and jump ship to the big Jr. 74 Gregg Rakoczy 6-5 282 Could challenge for tackle bucks of the NFL, then the job Jr 77 Paul O'Connor 6-3 248 Should start at guard belongs to junior Vinny Testav­ Jr 70 Ed Davis 6-4 250 Possible starter erde. Scott Provin Jr Transfer from El Camino JC 70 6-5 246 "Our backup |Testaverde| is a Chris Ley Sr Possible starter at center 59 6-5 239 very, very talented player, and we Owen Stephens Sr Seasoned backup player 60 6-2 245 have high expectations for him as Dave Alekna Jr Will see plenty ol action 73 6-3 240 a college performer. He is an Matt Patchan SO Will see more playing lime 71 6-1 243 unknown only because of the lack Bill Schaeler So 78 6-8 261 Seldom played Maurice Maddox So of playing experience." 61 6-3 221 Seldom played Rob Canei So. For the remainder of the spring 53 6-2 240 Saw little action last year Bob Jastrab Sr practice, the quarterback situation 91 6-2 250 Converted defensive tackle Chris Hembrough Sr will have the eye of the public. 68 6-2 222 Ex-TE, might nol play Mike Pigza Running Backs 83 6-5 220 Fr Redshirted in '84 75 John O'Neill 6-3 Fr Redshirted in '84 This ll a strong point. Everyone 259 is hack from last year's backfield that rushed for 1,341 yards. Alonzo Highsmith, who rushed for 90(i yards and missed the' List TIGHT ENDS three games of the year last season, will be sitting on the sidelines for most of spring prac­ tice because of arthroscopic sur­ NO. NAME HT. WT. YR. COMMENTS gery he has on his knee. Melvin Bratton, Uarryl Oliver, Warren 84 Willie Smith 6-2 212 Jr 66 receptions in '84 Williams, Eric Ham and Steve 87 Alfredo Roberts 6-3 223 So Main backup spot Staffier will all contribute to what 82 Charles Henry 6-4 224 So oneTD pass in 84 promises to be a solid rushing attack. 81 Brian Smith 6-3 210 Fr Redshirted in '84 "This could be a very strong position for us next year, and this will be another competitive area in the spring," said Johnson. WIDE RECEIVES Offensive Line Tony Wise replaced Chris Vago­ tis as the offensive line coach after NO. NAME HT. strr. VR COMMENTS the Fiesta Bowl, and right away, he began to put the pieces together 4 Andre Brown 6-3 194 Fr Coming off Redshirt of a puzzle that fell off the table 8 Kenny Oliver 6-2 196 Sr More playing time after last season. 9 Brian Blades 5-11 180 So Possible starter Miami lost all but one starter to 11 Dave Kintigh 180 Jr 6-0 Possible starter graduation, including the likes of 47 Mike Irvin 194 6-2 Fr Redshirted in '84 Dave Heffernan, Alvin Ward, Juan 33 Brett Perriman 5-9 166 So Returned punts Comendeiro, Ian Sinclair and Mike Miumi (leirri, ,„„/(,/ tint,I M V \M . 29 Don Ellis 5-11 161 Fr Redshirted in '84 Moore. The only returning starter from last season's offensive line is Testaverde and Kosar: it may not e like this for long New hopes, but the O'Brien to lead divers same 'ole questions in zone qualifying meet By JOHN BEAULIEU nesota Vikings|," Kosar said in Hurrii one Sport-. Editor response to an obvious question. "Each day, this situation gets more It was Grand Central Station at confusing. I'm just trying to By ANDREW YOUNG took a third place on highhoard and Daphne the Greentree Practice Field on concentrate on my school work Hurrtrane Statf Writer Jongejans finished third on lowboard During the Monday afternoon, and at the end for now." week following spring break. Reich will travel with of the tracks was a few precious Well traveled and outstanding are just two words these three divers to the zone qualification trials in minutes with Bernie Kosar. While Kosar concentrates on his that characterize the diving program at the Universi­ Tennessee. school work, the Browns, Vikings ty of Miami. "Miami is a mecca for diving." said UM On the divers' recent performance In Seiuih and Houston Oilers will concen­ diving coach Scott Reich. Carolina, Reich was pleased and felt that all three The University of Miami foot­ trate on Kosar. The Oilers own the Ordinarily, one would tend to be skeptical of such divers could reach All-American status at the ball teams' first practice of the second choice in the draft and are a claim, but Reich's coaching experience at Southern upcoming NCAA championships. spring season brought with it new currently about to sign Texas Methodist University and Auburn, coupled with the The important thing to remember, said Reich, is hopes, new attitudes and the A&M lineman Ray Childress, so fact that a large developmental diving program is "they were all consistent, and consistency is a gneeel ever-popular quest for some an­ that would leave the next choice underway at the local level, justify the assertion sign of potential top performances." swers from current UM and up to the Vikings. But the Browns Miami HurricoitetA-EORGE Al VAN/ / Many people cite the warm climate that Miami has possible NFL quarterback Bernie have indicated interest in Kosar as to offer as being the primary reason for its strong On O'Brien, Reich said: "His main attribute la that Kosar. well, and a possible deal to move Johnson: 'I understand his recruitment of divers Although this may be lhe case, he is very consistent and is capable of doing dives al a up in Ihe draft position might position' the facilities at the UM pool are the best of its kind, very high difficulty level." Kosar made an early exit from oc i ur for the Browns. and ihe fact that it is in full operation all year round O'Brien, a senior in the School of Business Is practice as he dashed off Ihe only adds to Ihe attractiveness of the program described by Reich as "likable, very intense and practice field like defensive hne- lor me to leave," Kosar said, of our team, and the situation is Among the recent graduates from the UM diving having incredible concentration " men we re' after him. only actually, "they |an NFL team] will have to not a distraction to our team." program are Greg Louganis, Ihe 1984 Olympic gold As with all the divers, the ability to tune out it was reporters who wauled make the first move. I want to After Ihe practice. Johnson medal winner; Lenny Layland. who recently won the distractions can make the difference between an Kosar this time But after k'eesar know what team has my rights spoke with a smile of his first day World Cup trial; and 197ti Olympic competitor average diver and an outstanding diver. showered, he' arrived outside the and then go from there." of spring practice at I'M. He said Melissa Briley Reich feels positive about the future of diving at locker room, while his teammates "This thing is very much an thai he was looking for the team Last week, the National Independent Conference L !M and says that the athletic departmenl has a real continued to practice, and was ordeal tee me," Kees.ir said. "I'm to meeld together for the upcoming championships were held in Columbia. S.C, I hrec commitment towards improving diving al the cornered hy all those inquiring looking forward to ending this season divers from the UM advanced to a second round of University. minds lhat wanted to know what thing. This state of limbo is I think all players are hungry qualifications lhat will determine who is to compete The divers divide their practice between morning was next in the "Kosar Story." starting to get to me." and ready to get better." Johnson in the NCAA championships and attain possible and afternoon hours in preparation for championship "I understand his position." IM said "The excitemenl of the All-American status. meets which compile 11 dives on each board Both "I haven't talked with any eef Head Coach Jimmy .lohnson said coaches has carried over t.e the Tim O'Brien finished second on lowboard and the men's and women's teams are hoping thai tins them ICIeveland Browns or Min­ "Right now, he's the quarterbai k players." third on 3-meter On the women's side, Angela Ribero practice will result in national championships Athletes hit the road during break Men's «olf starts move

By MICHELLE KAUFMAN Coach Ian Duvenhage and the women's team will fare a strong to Southeast's top four Hurricone Aisot iQle spe,ris Iditnr Georgia team and remain in Athens to play Georgia Tech and Wake Forest before returning home The women, ranked third in the country, By JOHN BEAULIEU While most University of Miami students spend their spring break will play many difficult matches during the trip and hope to improve "The fact that we were playing Hun II • Sport) l-,l,t,.r against some of the top teams vacationing at the beach or with family, some' will be working hard their 11-1 record. representing UM at various athletic contests across the country. across the nation helped us," The UM men, led hy Andrew Burrow and Piet Aldrich. will make Both the men's and women's tennis teams began Iheir 10-day treks Two weekends ago, the Univer­ Coach Norm Parsons said "Winn three slops in Florida on their way home from Georgia. First will be a yesterday. The men traveled to Corpus Chrisli. Texas, for a three-day sity eef Miami men's goll team vou have the top players in college- day at tin University of Florida to play the state rival Gators, then the invitational featuring some of the nation's hist teams, while the women finished in seventh place at the golf together, it helps vou plav team will he off to Rollins College in Winter Park and the University of went to Clemson. S.C, to play fifth-ranked Irinitv UM's No 1 player, Florida State In­ consistently." " South Florida in Tampa be it Ronni Reis or I.ise Gregory, will probably have to face Trinity's vitational. The seventh place finish in last While the tennis players are sweating it out on the courts, the UM Gretchen Rush, who is ranked No. 1 in the latest International ["ennis Last weekend, weekend's tournament was a gee,, | track team members Will he running their hearts out at various meets ( Coaches' Association poll competing with sign for Miami because thev were' throughout the state 1 eading the pack of runners will he football some of the na­ able to finish in front of two teams The women will remain in Clemson for the Clemson Invitational, a players Bennie and Brian Blades, Melvin Bratton, Lucious Delegal, Brett tion's b"st that are currently ahead of them in tournament that will include five top-ranked teams in an eight-team Perriman. Winston Moss, and Steve Staffier. field. Coach John Hammill and the men's team will make a brief stop In teams, the golf the Southeast District Standings - South Florida and I lemda State Tallahassee. Fla., to play Florida State .before meeting the women's team Track Coach Tony Caballero will take the team to Tallahassee this team duplicated that feat when Miami, with its six-under-par total in Athens, Ga. weekend for the Florida A&M University Relays. "The FAMU meet they finished of 858 on the par-7_ course tied "This spring trip will be the toughest part of our schedule. Reis shenild be a great one for us," he said. "Our biggest strengths are in the outdoor sprints and field events, so we expect to do very well." seventh m the with the University of Georgia for •said. "We've been practicing real hard to prepare for some eef the the seventh spot The team will return to Miami for a March 13 home meet againsl 21-team field at nation's best." Florida International and Monmouth College, and then it will be back to the Imperial Junior Woody Austin led th. Georgia will plav host lo both the men s and women s teams The the state capital for Ihe Domino Classic Invitational on March 15-16 I a k e s - F1 o r i d a way for Miami hy tving for second UM men are seeking revenge after a 7-2 loss to the Bulldogs at the "We are working rial hard to establish our track program as a Southern Invita- place With Mississippi's |,.. , Miami Ryder Classic two weeks ago Hammill and his tl im proved that force in the southeast, and if we do well in these meets over the break, tional in Lake- weekend that thev are capable of defeating top-rankeel teams and will we'll be on our way le. achieving that goal." Caballero said and, Fla flense turn to page 'I;GOLF be out to prove it again, this lime on the Georgia ti nnis courts i THE MIAMI HURRICANF Friday. March 8 1985 Page 9

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Hurricanes defeat Rice twice, win ninth in a row Anyone interested in becoming a student manager for ihe' University of Miami football team should contact Equipment Manager Marty Daly at the Hecht Athletic Cenier at x"i 171 The University of Miami baa hits) for Miami were Chris Magno, Those interested should preferably be freshman or sopho­ Lil team made it eight wins in ,, Joe Nelson and Mike Fiore. Magno mores so that they can be trained for the next few football fow on Tuesday night when it hit a two-run homer in the second seasons. The student managers will be working with ihe football defeated Rice University 7 inning and had three RBI's on the team for the entire football season front of 1,166 people al Mark night. Nelson also hit a two-run .ight Stadium. homer in the first inning. Fiore Miami, ranked No. 2 in the went three-for-four on the night. Icountry, scored three runs m the ottom of the first inning to take a quick 3-0 lead. Rice had single Miami, ranked second in the uns in the second, eighth and latest ESPN/College Baseball Mug ninth. azine's poll, will play tonight and Jon Leake hit his second home tommorrow night (7:30 p.m.) an of the season in the fifth against No. 27 University of Inning when he smashed a seeiu Maine fchot. Alain Patenaude scattered Last season the Black Bears teven hits and struck out six in 7 went 33-20 and won the New fj' inning to boost his record to England Regionals before drop­ 4-1. ping its first two games in the * • • College World Series Tournament. Grandstand (bring your I.D.) Miami Iturricanr/Gl'.DROt AlVAKt/ The starting rotation for the two During game two eil the two- games has Steffan Majer on the kame series with the Rue- Owls, Alain Patenaude is now 4-1 mound Friday night and Alain fhe Hurricanes (19-5) Jumped on Patenaude in the starting slot on Monday thru Saturday — 1pm )wl starter Derek Hoeltcher for the top half of the ninth inning of Saturday. leven runs in the first inning, and Hurricane reliever Chris Sarmien­ On Sunday (2 p.m. start), James before Rice knew what had hap­ to. Madison University will be in for a pened the game was histor. Leading the hit parade (11 total single game After the first inning Miami vent on to score four more runs EVERY ^n route to its ninth consecutive Miami 7, Rice 3 Miami 11, Rice 1 victory, an 11-1 drudging over Reel Miami Rice r h hi h bi h be *ice in front of 1,151 al Mark Foxx ss I 2 1 James rf 0 Knob'uah It 0 James cl 0 0 Light Stadium. Tho'son rl 0 0 0 Fiore If 1 1 Egg'stan rt 0 Fiore rt 3 0 K'oblaejh II 0 2 Leake 3b 2 2 Fox c Leake 3b 1 I SATURDAY UM starter Dan Davies went iPatrick dh 0 1 Magno c Mska lb 3b Magno It 2 3 live innings giving up four hits Mikeska Ib 1 I Do'quez dh Evans dh D'geje* dh 0 0 and striking out five to pick up his eMFox c 0 t Rowland 2b Cegelski cf Rowland 2b 2 1 C Fox cl 0 0 Hart lb Foxx ss Hart Ib 1 I fourth win of the season Davies. Koppa 3b Nelson ss Koppa 3b Solis c 1 2 plong with Steffan Majer (1-0) and Toejsa 2b Richardi cf Toejsa 2b Nelson ss I 2 kMathe's pr DeBold pr Mathe's 2b Noce 2b 0 0 Main Patenaude (4-1) are among

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