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Tuesday, December 5, 1995 • Vol. XXVII No. 67 TilE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Ad Hoc Committee reports on progress formulating and discussing our Group attempts final recommendations," Firth wrote. to meet needs of The group held six meetings this fall, and four were devoted gays and lesbians to listening to the concerns of gay and lesbian students, for By DAVE TYLER the purpose of hearing numer­ News Editor ous voices from within the Notre Dame community. The University of Notre Dame Firth noted that these meet­ took another step in its months ings provided probing insights long process of trying to decide into the lives of gays and les­ the question of how to better bians at Notre Dame, finding meet the needs of its gay and that there often existed a "real lesbian students Monday. terror" in their lives. The Ad Hoc Committee on "Some students reported feel­ Gay and Lesbian Students ing such a sense of isolation Needs made public its interim that they contemplated sui­ report to Vice-President for cide," the report reads. Studnnt Affairs Patricia O'Hara The committee also heard in a full page ad in The Ob­ testimony about how gays and st~rver. lesbians attempt to balance "We wanted people to have their sexuality and their faith. sonw insight into what we've (Gays and lesbians) want the betm doing this semester," said University to provide the re­ Committee Chairperson Ann sources they need integrate Firth, who also serves as their sexuality and their faith O'llara's assistant. lives. Tlw document, authored by The committee report also Firth and submitted to O'Hara noted gay and lesbian student on l>nc. 1, outlines the experi­ concerns about "how very dif­ ences and impressions the ficult !.t is to be gay at Notre group formed and had since is­ Dame. suing a preliminary report May "These students have often I. had to look to each other for "The committee has chosen support and assistance, feeling The Observer/Brian Hardy to spend this semester listen­ that their needs are largely ig­ Light up the night ing, and we will spend the nored by the University," Firth early part of next semester Glowing brightly atop Grace Hall, the number one proudly reveals that the Notre Dame women's soccer see GLND/SMC I page 4 team is the best in the nation. Women's Resource Center responds to sexist e-mail By MEGAN McGRATH reasons as "Of course, if she Notes scandal at Notre Dame. and Pat Sicher, four male "We are most concerned with News Writer can't speak. she can't say no" In that incident, the Hall Notes Cornell students. As a group the blatant endorsement of and "If it hurts, I don't wanna of a male dorm defined a representing women's concerns rape and violence against The Notre Damn Women's hear it." woman as "a useless piece of on a college campus, we find women," Trahan said. Hesource Center is sponsoring a Women's Resource President flesh surrounding the vagina," (the list), strongly offensive." "All too often, offenses like pPtition addressed to adminis­ Erin Trahan said, "As a student among other descriptions. The petition includes exam­ this are overlooked, even by the trators at Cornell University to organization that promotes "We felt the Cornell list was ples of the most disturbing people they target," Trahan rnspond to an e-mail chain let­ gender equity, we feel it is our similar to the 'humor' at­ "reasons," including: went on to say. ter circulated by four Cornell responsibility to report the tempted in the Hall Notes last "If she can't speak, she can't "We want to give students the studtmts. event to Notre Dame students year," Trahan said. "Both are cry rape." opportunity to voice their opin­ Thn list, entitled "Top 75 and respond to such hateful, deplorable." "If she's in the kitchen like ion." Heasons Why Women (bitches) violent acts." The WRC petition reads: "On she should be, no one can hear The petition will be available Shouldn't !lave Freedom of WHC officer Christy Kenny behalf of the Notre Dame stu­ her anyway." for signatures today in the Spnnch" has been cireulated to received the list just before dent body, we, the Women's "If my dick's in her mouth, North and South Dining Halls. several nwmbers of the Notre Thanksgiving break and Resource Center, are writing she can't talk anyway." Students can also sign the peti­ l>anw and Saint Mary's commu­ brought it to the Center. For this letter to protest the content The petition goes on to rec­ tion in the Women's Hesource nity via e-mail. Trahan and the other WRC of the enclosed e-mail letter ommend "severe disciplinary Center. Tlw list is of a strongly misog­ members, the list drew com­ authored by Evan Camps, Brian actions be taken" against the The Center's hours are from ynist nature, containing such parisons to last year's Hall Waldman, Rikus Linschoten students. 3-9 p.m .

lfiWI!Illlllllla • ilfri!!t!llillllllt iiii!Uill!Uill • CAMPUS liFE COUNCil Co-ed dorm debate continues By AMY SCHMIDT ties to the Student Affairs Trustees. Assistant News Editor Committee of the Board of The CLC also suggested the Trustees at their next meeting possibility of having a few The Campus Life Council is for consideration as an item of members of the Council accom­ currently working on a resolu­ action." pany Patrick in his presentation tion requesting dialogue on the Because parliamentary pro­ of the resolution. hotly debated issue of co-resi­ cedures regarding CLC matters dentiality that will be submitted and the Board of Trustees have In other CLC news, the sub­ to the Student Affairs Commit­ not been fully investigated, the committee for advising systems tee of the Board of Trustees in Board is postponing a decision at Notre Dame has been re­ the spring of 1996. on both the content of and the searching the effectiveness of However, the CLC has not, as vehicle for the final resolution departmental advisors in the of yet, chosen a vehicle for rep­ on co-residentiality until next Colleges of Architecture, Engi­ resentation to the Board. The semester. neering, Business, Arts and draft of the preliminary resolu­ At the meeting yesterday, Letters, and Science. tion included a clause that some members of the CLC sug­ Discussion on the effective­ "urges Patricia O'Hara, the vice gested that Jonathan Patrick, ness of advising will continue The Observer/ Brian Hardy president of Student Affairs, to student body president, serving next semester, with the possi­ Getting the stress out present the option for co-resi­ as the voice of both the student ble planning of a professional, Two Fisher Hall residents make the most of their free time playing dentiality for upperclassmen in body and the CLC, present the campus-wide or college-wide racquetball at the Rock. one or more of the new facili- resolution to the Board of advising system. ------~------~ I I I I I o I • iII o I • I I It If I 1 I I I 1 I,

page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Tuesday, December 5, 1995 • INsmE CoLUMN • Wmu.o AT A GtMH.!E Jet crashes in swamp, 72 passengers reported killed Fighting the DOUALA, Cameroon included at least two of the five crew A jet overshot a runway at members - a co-pilot and flight atten­ Cameroon's largest city and crashed dant. seasonal into a swamp, killing 72 of the 78 peo­ Most of those aboard were believed ple aboai_"d, officials said Monday. to be Cameroonians, said an official of The Cameroon Airlines Boeing 737 state-owned Cameroon Airlines. The sorrows was making a second try at landing flight came from the neighboring coun­ Sunday night when it went down about try of Benin. Seasonal depression is------­ 2 1/2 miles past the airport at Douala, a Military helicopters and navy boats beginning. We see the port city of about 900,000 on the searched the estuaries of the Wouri sun less and less every Atlantic coast about 175 miles west of River for survivors, bodies and clues to day, or so it seems. the capital, Yaounde. the cause of the accident, but the thick Rain, wind, and snow A survivor told private radio station foliage hampered the hunt. are attacking us harder Africa Number 1 that sparks started The reason for the first aborted land­ and harder, and we are shooting out of the right engine as the ing was not known. piling on more and more jet was about to land. It was the first deadly accident warm clothes to combat The pilot tried to abort the landing involving one of the state-owned air­ these elements. We Margee Husemann but hit some trees and plunged into the line's jets in more than a decade. In have the sniffies, a Associate Viewpoint water, said the survivor, who was not 1984, 24 people aboard died when a cough, and a fever. We Editor identified. jet caught fire as it prepared to take ofT have less and less ------The pilot was pulled from the wreck­ from Douala. money as we spend more and more in the age alive, but died later. Survivors season of giving. We have less and less free time as final rush up on us like rabid wolves. However, all of this calamitous uproar cli­ Dread disease is nearly eradicated Gunman claims woman gave him AIDS maxes now so that we can relax for Christmas. While we wait for the red and the WASHINGTON SAN ANTONIO green, we have to deal with the blues, so A disease caused by contaminated A man who claimed a woman had given him AIDS here is my suggestion: Return to your child­ drinking water has been virtually burst into her home with a pistol and shot five people, killing two, before shooting himself to death, police said. hood. wiped out after crippling millions over When we were kids, we didn't care much the centuries in Africa and South Asia, Ulysses Miller, 22, was found in the front yard of the about work. Our lives were full of all the a State Department gathering was told house, dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, police said. He had been at the home earlier good things in life. Stress was really just Monday. Former President Jimmy what we saw tiring our parents, what was Carter joined officials from several Sunday looking for the 24-year-old woman he said infect­ making our older siblings even more abusive, international assistance groups to pro­ ed him, said police Sgt. Ray Torres. The intended victim and what made the rift between Mork and claim 97 percent eradication of Guinea had recently moved out of the house but at least nine rel­ Mindy all the more hilarious. worm disease in 16 African countries as well as India, atives, including four children, were home Sunday I say that we should all reject stress. Pakistan and Yemen. "It's one of the historic achieve­ evening eating and watching television when Miller Return to childhood. I don't mean that we ments in the field of human health," Carter said. The dis­ entered the house through the garage and fatally shot should all suck on our thumbs, crawl into our ease occurs when people drink water with microscopic Henry Crawford, police said. As Miller moved through closets and rock in the fetal position Guinea worm larvae that migrate through the body. A the one-story house, unloading 10 shots from a .25-cal­ (although that may seem appropriate every year later, mature worms up to three feet long emerge iber pistol. family members scrambled to escape, police now and then). Take less dramatic steps. through painful blisters, sometimes causing permanent said. None of the children was injured. "He reloaded Here are three of my suggestions. Keep them scarring and crippling similar to polio. The disease has several times," neighbor John Barney said in Monday's in mind this next week and a half. been controlled through a chemical that purifies editions of the San Antonio Express-News. "He first went 1. Take advantage of study days to sleep. contaminated water. Alternatively, the larvae can be in and started firing, then came outside and reloaded. When we were youths, we went to bed by screened out through the use of a filter cloth. The Carter Then he went inside, fired again." By Monday afternoon eight and got up at nine the next morning. In Center in Atlanta, which the former president heads, it had not been determined whether Miller was infected addition to this gross amount of sleep, we took an inventory and discovered 3.5 million cases in with the AIDS virus. Tests were to be done in an autopsy. also got to take at least one nap during the 1986. Carter told the gathering Monday there are now Police refused to identify the intended victim or comment day. While we really don't need that much fewer than 100,000 cases. on her alleged relationship with the gunman. sleep now, naps are a true necessity. Not all of the sleep can be considered complete Still a danger, rapist is set free Student tries to hijack school bus down time; simply putting a book under your pillow qualifies that brief nap as study time. SACRAMENTO, Calif. GREENVILLE, S.C. 2. Cartoons. Cartoons. Cartoons. Nothing The Pillowcase Rapist linked to 200 sex crimes in A 13-year-old boy was arrested Monday after he reminds me more of my carefree days than Southern California in the 1970s is still considered dan­ boarded a school bus with a semiautomatic pistol and or­ sitting in front of a television watching gerous, but prison officials have run out of legal reasons dered the driver to go to Georgia. Bus driver Gloria Stamey told the boy she didn't have enough gas for the brightly colored animals cavort across the to hold him. Reginald Muldrew, who earned his nick­ screen. "She-Ra", "Th undercats", "Voltron", name because he put pillowcases over his victims' heads trip and talked him out of the hijacking attempt. Ms. and "The Smurfs" have gone the way of the to conceal his identity, was to be released from custody Stamey then drove to the police department. The North­ Cartoon Express on USA, but "Tiny Toons", Monday. Prison officials refused to say when and where west Middle School student, whose name was not re­ "The Tick", and "Animaniacs" all offer new he would be freed. Muldrew. 47, has completed his leased because of his age, was arrested. The boy board­ mind-numbing plots that are destined to prison term and two six-month extensions for psychiatric ed the bus in the morning carrying a violin case contain­ leave you drooling almost as much as writing evaluations, said Department of Correctio·ns spokes­ ing his father's .40-caliber semiautomatic pistol and 60 your Blake essay. woman Christine May. "He suffers from a mental disor­ rounds of ammunition, school officials said. When the 3. Tuck your teddy bear or favorite blanket der which makes him a danger to others and for which boy showed the gun to other students on board, a student in your backpack with your books, hike over treatment is not available outside prison," May said. alerted Ms. Stamey. The boy then told Ms. Stamey he to the library, and find a cozy spot to cuddle "But he has served his maximum time in prison. He wanted her to drive to Georgia, said Skip Fredrickson, up with your favorite Dr. Seuss story. remained in prison for his entire parole period. Today he transportation director for the Greenville School District. Perhaps you like "The Lorax" or maybe "Cat must be released." She said he was secretly transferred The boy never threatened anyone with the gun. but he in the Hat". Perhaps you like Horton, the over the weekend from the prison at Vacaville to another did show the weapon to the driver, school officials said. wockets, the Grinch, and all that. Perhaps prison from which he was to be released. Authorities No one was hurt in the incident. "I told him I would get none are that funny; no real interest to you. have said only that he must be released 35 miles from him some help and that everything would be all right," Perhaps you need to learn more, need to any victim's home, and within California, but can move Ms. Stamey said. "I told him that I loved him and God hear it from a Who. If you understand what I freely. Muldrew was linked to as many as 200 sex loved him," she said. The student will be suspended and say and you know what 1 mean, then I'll see crimes in the Los Angeles area from 1976 through 1978, recommended for expulsion for the rest of the school you tomorrow at PS three-five-thirteen. sometimes several in one night. year, district spokeswoman Susan Stewart said. My point is this: Slow down and allow some time to get in touch with your outer child. For half an hour, listen to Alvin the Thesday, Dec. 5 Chipmunk or Big Bird instead of Eddie AccuWeather~ forecast for daytime conditions and high temperatures Vedder or David Gilmour, read Grimm or The AccuWeather®forecast for noon, Tuesday, Dec. 5. Silverstein instead of Shakespeare or Yeats, skip or roller blade instead of jogging or lift­ ing weights. Embrace a little bit of time the way you did when you were little; it will make the week that little bit easier.

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Tuesday, December 5, 1995 The Observer • NEWS page 3 University to increase funds for scholarship aid Special to The Observer In accordance with each an investment in the future of Under the new plan, $5 mil­ Notre Dame outstanding stu­ University policy, awards will the University~to help us bring lion that would have gone into dents who otherwise would be The University of Notre Dame be based on students' academic to Notre Dame the students financial aid endowment in­ lost to us." will increase expendable funds and personal qualities as well who will help fashion our stead would be made immedi­ Beauchamp pointed out that for student scholarship aid by as demonstrated financial need. future." ately available for scholarship generating .$5 million in addi­ $5 million over the next four The awards will carry over The sources of the $5 million awards. tional income from financial academic years, according to from year to year with adjust­ in new expendable money will "Our commitment to endow­ aid endowment would require Father E. William Beauchamp, ments for increased University include proceeds from bowl ap­ ment as the soundest, surest an immediate increase in en­ executive vice president of the costs and any changes in stu­ pearances by the football team, source of financial aid for the dowment of approximately University. dents' need. revenues from the University's long term is undiminished, and $100 million. A projected 425 undergradu­ "All too often, students whose television contract with NBC that will continue to be our pri­ Increasing financial aid has ate students will be recipients first choice is Notre Dame and and income from its product li­ mary find-raising goal," been Notre Dame's foremost of the new scholarship money whom we would like to have on censing program. These same Beauchamp said. "In the mean­ fund-raising priority for more over the four-year period. campus are going elsewhere sources already have generated time, however, the officers of than a decade, and concerted Scholarship awards will be because they've been offered more than $30 million in in­ the University feel that an efforts since 1990 have dou­ made to first-year students in better financial aid packages," creased financial aid endow­ immediate infusion of funds will bled the amount of scholarship eaeh of the four entering class­ Beauchamp said. m~nt in the past three years give new impetus to our aid now available to under­ es beginning in the fall of 1996. "This new infusion of funds is alone . efforts-and will help bring to graduate students. Air Force ROTC plans • RESIDENCE HAll ASSOGIAT!IlN award ceremony RHA election fills executive seats By HEATHER CROSS surer Patti Corbitt, and Secre­ Special to The Observer from the Fall Semester, Cadet News Writer ntroversy tary Christine Riesenberger Bridget McNamara. In her Former RHA President Tara A ehange of command cere­ new role as Wing Commander, As the dust settled from the Hooper stated that she is "ex­ mony will highlight the bian­ Freeburg will be responsible recent resignation of the for­ urrounds tremely thrilled with the results nual Notre Dame Air Force for the planning and execution mer Residence Hall Association of the election as the former HOTC Award Ceremony of all Corps activities. executive board, last night's 'Mf'ir!ic election executive board has had a won­ Wednesday, December 6 at In addition to the change of election filled their empty seats derful working relationship 4:30 p.m. in 102 DeBartolo command, the ceremony will with four enthusiastic women. ''By HEATHER CROSS with these members which can llall. Cadet Katherine Free­ also recognize 40 Air Force Sarah Sullivan and four other 'News Writer only lead to further pioneered burg, a senior finance major cadets for outstanding perfor­ Board of Governance members change." from Barrington, Ill. will as­ mance during the Fall ran the election, in which each Although new RHA board "We have only best wishes sume command of the Cadet Semester. The public is wel­ hall had four votes: two from members were elected at last (for the new board members) Corps for the Spring Semester come to attend. the executive board and two night's meeting, controversy and we are willing to help them from representatives. Annun­ surrounds how they were in any way, with any problems, ciata Hall, however, was only elected. at any time," added former Please recycle The Observer allowed one representative vote According to former RHA RHA Treasurer Cynthia Ex­ due to its small number of resi­ ViCe President Barbara Van­ conde. dents. dersarl, two votes which "I look forward to working All of the candidates were should have been cast were with HilA," said newly-elected fiTTS:OTIOO: lll,STOI\Y given time to speak on why not. due to "lack of President Paulette Raczkowski. they wished to be elected. understanding and aware· "We have a strong power on ,STt{ID6nT,S Nikki Milos, who ran for the po­ ,ness .of the RHA voting mem· this campus, and I'm happy to be able to work with this orga­ sitions of President and Vice ·,.n,:,,,, .. · see RHAI page 4 H 1ST 112, WESTERN CIVILIZATION President, stressed the impor­ nization." tance of "continuing to show Raczkowski has set unity IS NOW OPEN TO AJJ.STUDENTS; this school that we have a tions three weeks ago. within student government as a strong leadership ability within Director of Residence Life goal for RHA. SEE FRESHMAN YEAR OF STUDIES this organization." and Housing Suzie Orr also "I look forward to working FOR EXEMPTION FORM The former RHA executive attended the election. with the BOG, SAB (Student board, with the exception of The new Saint Mary's RHA Activities Board), and SAC former Secretary Laura executive board includes Presi­ (Student Academic Council) on HIST 448, CHASING DIRT IN Richter, was in attendance. dent Paulette Raczkowski, Vice campus-wide activities and President Nikki Milos, Trea- AMERICA RESTRICTIONS LIFTED They resigned from their posi- events." loy's University income. It •CoRRECTION should have read the The Observer would like to Congregation of the Holy make the following corrections: Cross, not Holy Cross An article in last Associates. Wednesday's edition incor­ Yesterday's article on the rectly identified the group Saint Mary's College Student Campus Alliance for Rape Academic Council misstated Elimination {CARE). the date of the Keynote Last Friday's article on com· Speaker's address. The date pensation for university presi­ is Tuesday, February 6. depts incorrectly designated The Observer regrets the er­ ih~ tion of Father Mal· rors.

LoVE LIGHTS A TREE Support the American Cancer Society today and tomorrow by buying a Christmas Ornament in the name of someone with cancer or in memory of a cancer patient. Ornaments will be hung on a tree in LaFortune during finals week. Questions, please call: Nicole at 634-1318 ------1 1 1 I 1 ~ I I f I I I I I I I I ·---- page 4 The Observer • NEWS Tuesday, December 5, 1995 GM President to seize Heat rises in French rail strike By EDUARDO CUE curity system and slash the $64 off the job. The strike has shut Associated Press billion deficit. down 57 of France's 137 post control for chairman However, some in the gov­ offices. By MIKE McKESSON Co., said in the news release PARIS ernment have suggested Presi­ Financial markets today re­ Associated Press announcing the changes. A strike by public workers dent Jacques Chirac might dis­ flected concern that the strike The 1992 rebellion was trig­ intensified today with major solve the National Assembly could spread to the private sec­ DETROIT gered by billions of dollars in unions urging the private sector and call early legislative elec­ tor. By late afternoon. the CAC Three years after a board­ losses from GM's North Ameri­ to join the walkout and Prime tions to break the impasse. 40 Index of most actively traded room coup gave leadership of can operations. Chairman and Minister Alain Juppe calling an Unions scheduled demon­ stocks was down 2.5 percent. General Motors Corp. to an out­ chief executive Robert Stempel emergency meeting of his gov­ strations in Paris on Tuesday to Chirac, speaking Sunday night sider. the chairman said Mon­ was forced out, Smale became ernment. maintain pressure on the gov­ in Benin at a summit of French­ day that the recovery is well on the first GM chairman since the The 11-day strike has idled ernment in the most serious la­ speaking nations, reiterated that its way and it's time to return 1950s who was not a GM ex­ French trains, buses and sub­ bor turbulence in nearly a he would not back down. the top job to a GM executive. ecutive, and Smith was charged ways. unnerved millions of decade. Two unions flatly "France is at a crossroads," Chairman John Smale, who with turning the company commuters and hobbled an al­ reject wage freezes for all 5 Chirac said .. "This is the path, led the board in the 1992 re­ around. ready weak economy. million public employees and the path of reforms that have volt, will move aside Jan. 1 to The company earned record There was no immediate in­ cuts in their benefits. A third been put off for far too long." head a newly formed executive profits of $4.9 billion last year, dication of what would be dis­ major union has accepted some Union leaders also talked committee of the GM board. He including $690 million from cussed at the Cabinet meeting of the proposed revisions in tough, demanding that the gov­ will be replaced by GM Presi­ North American automotive op­ tonight. Until now, the gov­ health and retirement benefits. ernment's plan be withdrawn dent Jack Smith, who has been erations. ernment has held firm to its Transport, utility, postal and as a condition to opening nego­ chief executive of the world's Smith will continue as presi­ plan to overhaul the social se- other public workers remained tiations. largest automaker since 1992. dent and chief executive. The "Now, some three years company also said Harry later, it's clear that GM's man­ Pearce, a GM executive vice offering a glimpse of the future. nized, independent gay and les­ agement team under Jack president, will become vice GLND/SMC "It is our hope that the rec­ bian student group will be chairman and join Smith as the ommendations of this commit­ among the panel's recommen- Smith's leadership has turned . dations. GM around," Smale. a former second company executive on continued from page 1 tee will help make Notre Dame chairman of Procter & Gamble the 13-member board. the kind of safe and inclusive "In our interviews with the wrote. "GLND/SMC (Gays and environment it should be and committee we sought to remind Lesbians at Notre Dame and enhance the University's efforts them that their mandate came mit all important documents, Saint Mary's College) has been to meet the needs of its gay and first from the community and RHA and they did not submit a the primary source of support lesbian students," Firth wrote. second from Patty O'Hara. The recent constitution. We for most of the students to John Blandford. co-chair of University community de­ continued from page 3 worked with the most recent whom we have listened." GLND/SMC, said he was both manded action be taken," he constitution (in running the GLND/SMC is the unofficial discouraged and encouraged by said. hers and those running the election)." student group whose exclusion the report of the committee. He went on to say that he was election." But VanDersarl stated that from meeting in the University ''I'm a little disappointed that pleased to see a reference to The two votes in question are Sullivan "receives a copy of the Counseling Center precipitated the committee is not moving a GLND/SMC in the report. "An those of Angie Kaufman and minutes at BOG meetings or in months of on-campus protest little more quickly," he said. overwhelming majority of the Jody Jennings. Kaufman is the her BOG mailbox from the RHA and focused national media at­ The committee will have spent gay and lesbian students that new All-School Dance Chair­ secretary." VanDersarl added tention on the school's policy. over one year completing its the committee talked to were woman, a position formerly that the amendments made to Firth's report indicated that work. GLND/SMC members," Bland­ held by VanDersarl. Jennings the constitution and the the meetings had a profound But Blandford found what he ford said. "It was good to see is a Resident Advisor (RA) from amendment sheet itself were effect on all members of the called "positive language" in that noted." At one meeting 32 McCandless Hall. included in an attachment to committee. "Each of us has the committee's publication. out of 36 students in atten­ VanDersarl claims that these those minutes. been deeply moved by what we "I think the report suggests dance were members of two members were eligible to "They had the updated min­ have heard over these past what we've been saying all GLND/SMC, he said. vote according to changes utes," said VanDersarl. "What months," she wrote. along ... that GLND/SMC is the Blandford said he still views made to the RHA constitution they did with them, I don't "We have been inspired by prime means of support for the committee as a two-edged at the Sept. 18 meeting. know. This just shows a lack the ways in which gay and les­ gays and lesbians on this cam­ sword. Article four, section one, enti­ of responsibility and account­ bian students have assisted pus, and that the Office of Stu­ "On the down side, it is a way tled "Voting Members" ability on their part, not ours each other, and we have been dent Affairs did the campus a to try to dissipate energy, the includes a clause that states (as the former executive impressed by the earnestness disservice by trying to ban campus outcry was muted a bit that all committee chairwomen board)." and faithfulness with which GLND/SMC from the commu­ by the creation of the commit­ are allowed a vote. Under this Sullivan maintains that she many seek to live out their lives nity," Blandford said. tee," he said. "On the up side. rule, Kaufman would have did not receive a complete con­ as Christians," Firth com­ Blandford said he feels that if the longer this goes on, the been required to vote. Sarah stitution from the former exec­ mented. the committee is honest and more inevitable it is that some­ Sullivan. however. claimed that utive board, and should not be The report came to a close by answers its mandate, a recog- thing will be done." Kaufman was not to vote made accountable for not re­ because she was newly ferring to those sheets. appointed to her position. She stated that "student The other vote in question is government laws are more that of RA Jody Jennings. Un­ substantial than just 'amend­ '1,()11 'l,I~N lll~ilS()NS der the September revisions ments to minutes'." and that from the same section, each she should have been present­ hall is allowed, if they so ed with a complete, revised '1,() ,J ()IN choose, to appoint two RAs to constitution by the former the RHA, and these members board. are entitled to a vote. An exact vote count was not (~())f)IIJNI'I,II~S NJ) Sullivan claims that she was available to see if the votes of not given these revisions. the two members in question "When the RHA board re­ could have possibly changed 10. No papers, finals or grades signed, they were asked to sub- the results of the election. 9. Free candles Spring '96 Medical School Tours 8. Monk wants you to University of Michigan: 7. Better than an 5 YR Saturday, Jan. 20, 1996-$15 for making new friends Northwestern University: 6. Chance to talk about Sundais Gospel Friday, Feb. 9, 1996-$10 ahead of time Sign-up and pre-pay in 101 O'Shaughnessy 5. 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• SECURITY BEAT First American troops arrive in Bosnia MON., NOV. 27 ByMARKPORUBCANSKY and others will stay at Split, a 6:30 a.m. A South Bend resident Bosnian was cited for speeding on Ivy Rd. Associated Press key transit point for Bosnia. Bosnian forces Serb 4:52 p.m. A University employee A convoy of 15 to 20 trucks was transported to St. Joseph Medical NATO forces do not expect organized Bosnian was set to leave a NATO base in SAHAJEVO resistance in Bosnia. But both the Bosnian • Center for treatment of an Illness. Two American sergeants be­ Serbs and government maintain armies. government ••• Naples, Italy, on Tuesday for 9:07 p.m. A Walsh Hall resident came the first U.S. troops in Zagreb, Croatia, carrying was transported to Memorial Hospital Bosnia today when they arrived t Troops equipment for the operation's tor treatment of a sports Injury. to help lay the groundwork for 75,000 headquarters, said NATO NOV. a 60,000-strong NATO mission 92,000 spokesman Franco Veltri. TUES._ 28 100,000 reserves 11 :46 a.m. A University employee to enforce the Balkan peace. Clinton, speaking Sunday in was transported by Security to the The officers flew into Tanks and armor Madrid at the end of a five-day Student Health Center for treatment of Sarajevo on a camouflaged ....,. Tanks e, Armored vehicles European trip, brushed aside a a bum . 6:09 p.m. A University employee British C-130 Hercules trans­ .. ·.. ····~370 defiant statement by the port plane carrying about two Bosnian Serb military leader, was transported by Security to 111131 Memorial Hospital for treatment of an dozen NATO troops, including Gen. Ratko Mladic . illness. British, French and Belgians. ._, Multibarrel rocket launchers On Saturday, Mladic de­ 11 :30 p.m.. An off·campua student A second plane to Sarajevo '12 . 76 manded a reconsideration of reported the theft of hie wallet from an brought a seven-member the peace accord's transfer of unlocked locker In the Rockne 1 control over Serb areas around Memorial Building. British logistics team, and a Artillery third flight earrying troops was Sarajevo to a new Muslim-Croat expected later today. In ~ Fieldguns federation. WED., NOV. 29 Croatia, 56 British communica­ 730 Speaking to his troops, Mladic 1:55 a.m. An off-campus student was cited tor disregarding a r;top sign tions experts arrived in the port -100 I said Serbs will never permit on Bulla Rd • city of Split. .,4 Mortars themselves to be ruled by 4:06 p.m. A Pasquerllls East resl· A third of the NATO force will "butchers" - his description of dent was transported to St. Joseph be Americans - the first U.S. the Muslims and Croats they Medical Center for treatment of an Ill· ground troops sent to Bosnia in have fought for more than 3 1/2 ness. 9:07 p.m. A St. Edward's Hall res· more than 3 1/2 years of war. years. ident was transported by Security to "We'll be setting up the,head­ Air power Clinton was unyielding. "No, I the Student Health Center for treatment quarters for the bigger force to Aircraft ~ · Helicopters ~ Anti-aircraft guns don't think the treaty is in trou­ of a sports Injury. + 9:39 p.m. A visitor was transported cornfl down," said Sgt. Matthew 20 24 ble, and no, I don't think the Chipman, of Beardstown, Ill., 3 I s Number unknown treaty has to be renegotiated," to St. Joseph Medical Center for treat­ who arrived today with Sgt. 111111111100 he said. ment of injuries sustained during a fall. Todd Eichmann, of Kansas City, Bosnian government has an unknown number of surface-to-air missiles. Secretary of State Warren Mo. Bosnian Serbs have an unknown number of FROG-7 surface-to-surface Christopher, speaking on ABC­ Chipman said the time frame missiles and surface-to-air missiles. TV's "This Week With David for the rest of the troops' ar­ Brinkley," also emphasized that rival was undetermined. Source: The Military Balance 1995·96 APfWm. J. Castello the accord brokered in Dayton, Jf yo!A see "Everybody is hoping as soon to use force. first small groups of U.S. sol­ Ohio, "will not be changed, it as possible," said Chipman. lie "It's the same job," Sgt. Eric diers to leave, but their travel will not be modified" to meet V\eWS said he and Eichmann left their Johnson said. "But it's easier. plans were not clear. Some Bosnian Serb objections about base in Augsburg, Germany, so this way." Americans were expected to the future of Sarajevo. quickly he didn't have a chance The soldiers who arrived to­ arrive early this week in Ka­ He said NATO forces do not happeV\iV\g1 to say goodbye to his parents. day are the first of 2,600 as­ posvar, Hungary, to set up a expect organized resistance A British soldier who flew signed to lay the groundwork transit point. from the Serbs. call into Sarajevo as part of the for whole force. In all, some The 56 soldiers who came to President Slobodan Milosevic logistics team said that serving 60,000 NATO troops- a third Croatia today as part of Britain's of Serbia "understands he has The Obse~ve~ with the NATO force would be from the United States - will 7th Signal Regiment will start a responsibility to get them un­ bPttPr that his previous job as a take part in the mission. dealing with communications, der control and we expect him U.N. p!Hteekeeper in Split President Clinton gave the of­ logistics and supplies. Some will to carry out that responsibili­ at 1-4543 beeause he is now authorized ficial go-ahead Sunday for the head for Sarajevo and Tuzla, ty," Christopher said. Retail We will pay up to 50% of the book price providing the textbook: 1- Is being used on this campus.

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page6 The Observer • INTERNATIONAL NEWS Tuesday, December 5, 1995 U.S. marine testifies in rape trial Labs plea no contest he said investigators from the According to the charges, the Serviceman U.S. Navy wouldn't listen to his three forced the girl into a rent­ full story. ed car after she stepped out of to hoDlicide charges "When I told them that I did a stationery store where she claims forced get into the back seat with the had bought a school notebook, By JAMES CARLSON tims were in the courtroom little girl but did not rape her, drove her to a remote sugar­ Associated Press Monday. ------"(Karin) would have been confession they were forcing me to say cane field, raped her and that I did rape her," Harp, of dumped her from the car. MILWAUKEE disappointed," said Peter By PETER lANDERS Griffin, Ga., told the court in a Okinawans have seized on the A medical laboratory that Smith. "No one's being held Associated Press clear voice. case as an example of their suf­ misread Pap smears of two accountable." Harp also said the U.S. inves­ fering from the heavy U.S. mili­ women who later died of Geary, 40, a mother of three NAHA, Japan tigators rousted him from bed tary presence. Their protests cervical cancer pleaded no from Oak Creek, died in 1993. An American serviceman ac­ between 4 and 5 a.m. on Sept. have shaken the U.S.-Japan contest Monday to reckless Smith, 29, of Nashotah, died cused of raping a 12-year-old 6, just a few hours after his ar­ military alliance at a time when homicide. March 8. girl testified Monday that U.S. rest, to answer questions. it is already under review As part of a plea agreement District Attorney Michael investigators dragged him out Harp's lawyer, Mitsunobu because of the end of the Cold between Chem-Bio Corp. and McCann said the women were of bed before dawn and forced Matsunaga, said the testimony War. prosecutors, Judge David victims of indifference and him to confess. was critical to convincing the The families of the three de­ Hansher did not immediately blatant error. The testimony in a Japanese three-judge panel deciding the fendants, who accused the U.S. enter a guilty verdict against The two families won settle­ court by Marine Pfc. Rodrico case that Harp's "confession" military of failing to inform the company, which will be ments totaling $10 million Harp, 21, followed charges by shouldn't be trusted. them about developments in allowed to appeal parts of the after suing Chem-Bio and family members that the three the case, have hired a lawyer, case. their health maintenance servicemen accused of raping The other two defendants - Eric Ross, to observe the trial. Terms of the agreement organization, Family Health the Japanese girl were treated Navy Seaman Marcus Gill, 22, Several American civil rights were announced the day the Plan. However, Smith asked unfairly by the U.S. military, of Woodville, Texas, and activists were present Monday case was set to go to trial. before she died that prosecu­ possibly because they are Marine Pfc. Kendrick Ledet, 20, as well. Sentencing for Chem-Bio, of tors also pursue criminal black. of Waycross, Ga. - are to testi­ suburban Oak Creek, on the charges. The crime has galvanized lo­ fy at hearings later this month. Ross said the families are try­ two charges was scheduled At an inquest earlier this cal opposition to U.S. bases in Gill has admitted to the most ing to raise $5,000 each to Feb. 22. year, experts testified that Japan. American officials call serious charge, rape causing compensate the victim- a vol­ Chem-Bio faced a possible Pap smears - gynecological them crucial to security in Asia. injury, which carries a maxi­ untary step that often results in fine of $20,000 if convicted of tests for cancer - had repeat­ But on Okinawa, the southern mum sentence of life in prison. a lighter sentence in Japan - homicide by reckless conduct edly shown obvious signs of Japanese island where 27,000 Ledet, like Harp, admits but denied this meant they be­ in the death of Dolores Geary the cancer, which can be U.S. troops are stationed, resi­ involvement but denies the lieved the men are guilty. and second-degree reckless treated if caught early. dents want the bases closed, rape. Because Japanese courts con­ homicide in the death of Karin In both cases, the cancer saying they cause too much Lawyer Matsunaga also vict defendants more than 99 Smith. tests were read by the same crime and nuisance. sought to lessen Harp's sen­ percent of the time, Ross said, The husbands of both vic- technician at Chem-Bio. Outside Okinawa's Naha Dis­ tence by calling his wife as a "you have to consider the trict Court, where the three ser­ witness. Demitrease Harp de­ odds." vicemen are on trial, someone scribed her husband as a gen­ The trial is to resume Dec. posted a note to the Americans: tle, churchgoing man who was 11, but a verdict, originally ex­ "If you have a piece of pride, good with children. pected this month, is now likely ~!r·;:~6;;;;:i;;ie;;~=~~;i;;:::::··';~ get out." When she said she still loved to come in January. Inside, Harp, wearing a lum­ him, the defendant put his head The trial has moved slowly berjack shirt and slippers, ad­ down and appeared to be cry­ because questions to the wit­ MESSIAH mitted he helped plot the Sept. ing. nesses and their answers to the 4 abduction and rape of the Mrs. Harp also apologized to court must be translated in The University of Notre Dame Chorale schoolgirl in a rented car. But the victim and her parents. English and Japanese. & The University of Notre Dame Orchestra

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• AND IN THIS CORNER ••• Throwing down the Gauntlet of debate have never started any of my columns beeause I'm "simply" a writer is not class myth that the wealthy are educat­ one who sends me an intelligent, con­ I with "Dear tight-ass authoritarian con­ much of an argument. ed and the poor are stupid. Despite the versational e-mail message will receive servatives." Until now. A nd if anyone chooses to question my fact that my family has literally no an intelligent, conversational response. I Needlt1ss to say, I am growing a tad /"'\.slant on American history, please . money, not even enough to go on sum­ do not respond to verbal threats, dog­ lired of bdng addressed by my detrac­ take your head out of your high school mer vacations or even buy a car built matic garbage, or personal insults. If tors "you left-leaning liberal pinko com­ tflxtbook first. To consider a small after 1988, despite the fact that I went anything, all you will do is give me an min," or some such varianl. I have examplfl, the War Between the States to a crappy public high school, despite amused chuckle as I click the mouse llwrdorn resolved to answer as many was not only not fought to "free the the fact that I still have no money and button on the trash icon. qtwslions about myself as possible in slaves," but in fact Abraham Lincoln had am forced to work at a mall and sell ne short thought on the American this last Column of the semester, with­ no intention of freeing the slaves when well to-do parents presents for their 2.2 OChristmas season: I find it almost out resorting to muning names. he was elected president. At the time, he children so I can alford to eat on a regu­ embarrassing that Americans have per­ What I could do is sling some more didn't believe that it was his right to lar basis, despite the fact that I currently fected the ritual of mass mall-shopping mud, kind of the "light mud with mud" impose his morals upon a large section owe a faceless corporation over $20,000 (giving credit where it's dufl, this was nwthod of dis- of the American and will most likely be in debt for the actually my roommate's eomment, with c o u r s e populace. Lincoln rest of my life, I am still here. I am here which I happen to agree). This is some­ Hepublicans like only issued the among the monetarily privileged what of a Catch-22 for me, as my job to use in the Emancipation because of my parents' encouragement, depends upon successfully pandering to place of con- Proclamation because of my friends' support, and said masses. I do so with the knowledge structivn debatfl. because the North because of my determination. And I am that my own family cannot afford to Unfortunately, was losing the war not the only one at Notre Dame who has shop in the store where I work. and that as enjoyable as Matt Apple and hoped that taken this route. many of my presents this year, as in this may be, it the freed slaves f you want to argue with me, fine. You previous years, will be clothing donated dons not pro- would join the I want to debate moral philosophy or by loeal area church-goers. I like to nwtt~ intellig11nt Union Army. history or current world affairs, fine. think that we don't get caught up in the discussion. I As far as my But don't try to publicly humiliate me or "money-for-familial-love" trap of mod­ have honestly "advantages" as a intimidate me, because, like most child­ ern culture, that we actually celebrate a tri1HI to he as white man are ish endeavors, it won't work. And don't family holiday by being together under open as I can personally bear to be, concerned, let me give you a brief family ever get into a war of words with me one roof and sharing a holiday meal. It lllllllit with a rew minor slips due to my history. My parents were the first ever using emotionally-loaded phrases, doesn't always work out that way (with anxiousness to turn a cute phrase. in the entire history of their families to because you will lose. You think you can little kids, something disruptive happens However, it has not slipped my attention flVfln go to college, let alone graduate. In bandy a few disparaging, insubstantial almost like clockwork), but with fewer that the more I have insisted that p11ople flvery single census containing my fami­ jibes, or mock an entire degree program material presents eaeh year, it gets clos­ he open and tolerant. the more I am ly's names, my ancestors' occupations and its candidates, or brandish a liber­ er and closer to that ideal. I often won­ aecused of being tlw exaet oppositfl am listed "laborer." The prevailing atti­ tarian facade to disguise a snide, intol­ der if Christmas would truly be a holiday (whieh is sonwthing I still ean't quite fig­ tude of the WASP hierarchy of the mid- erant, unicameral mind, or in general be or a winter festival if nobody bought ure out-is it intolflrant that I objeet to 19th century was that Irish Catholic smug, arrogant, condescending, self­ anything for their relatives. tlw idea of someone ramming their immigrants were "uneducatable," an righteous, and vicious and expect to get ne final word of advice to would-be "objectivity" down my throat?) attitude which this century has been away with it? Oor have-been abusers of the English herefore I have the following to ask conveniently applied to Blacks, Let me make a deal with all the block­ Department: it is not wise to piss ofT a Tof anyone who wishes to takfl issue llispanics, or any other minority group heads out there. You refrain from call­ large group of writers. Live by the with anything discussed in my columns: which has gradually risen to promi­ ing me an ignorant socialist and pretend sword, die by the pen. It's your choice. by all means, go right ahead and dis­ nence in American society. Throughout to be open-minded, and I'll stop calling Happy Christmas, one and all. agree with what I say, but if you do, my family's history, they were ofrered you fascist conservatives and pretend I kindly stick to the issues. It is perrectly virtually no opportunities to better care. If there's anybody hiding in his line to say you have a diffp,rent opinion themselves up until the era of the Great own little sexist, racist, homophobic, regarding a philosophieal stance such Society, an era whose dramatic social nco-nazi world, it is delinitflly not me. Matthew Apple is one damn good as, say, moral relativism (morfl on my programs are being systematically nd before I get accused of being per­ Creative Writing student of many at moralistic views in future eolumns). On dflstroyfld by Newt Gingrich's A petually ironic or sarcastic, let me Notre Dame. All reasonable discourses tho other hand, claiming that I don't "Hepublican Hevolution." assure you all that regardless of what accepted li/Jerally at know anything about the real world I am trying to dispel the upper-middle you may have been led to believe, every- matthew. t. apple. I@. nd. edu.

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page 8 VIEWPOINT Tuesday, December 5, 1995 • lETTERS TO THE EDITOR

To THE RIGHT ''h· Being both Catholic and conservative Students defend writing program Dear Editor: We have grown comfortable with the SEC, the FDA, and lit­ In response to the letter, " 'Right Reason' contradicts its erally thousands of consumer protection agencies (and so I :;; own terms", (Nov. 28, D. Macisaac), I submit the following. forth) all designed to regulate the workings of the market. De;a.r Editor: It is wholly erroneous to state that one cannot be both a Furthermore, Bill Clinton, a bastion of the liberal left As graduate Creative Writing students faithful Roman Catholic in good standing with the Church, (though he masquerades otherwise), has proven to be as we f~el itn(4cessary to respond to John and, at the same time, a modern political and economic much a student of so-called "free-market" economics as his l)ay~s Nove~ber 28th attack on our pro­ conservative (Phrases like the "New Right", Macisaac, are counterparts on the right. NAFT A, continued trade with gram. While Matthew Apple is a member merely liberal lingo for a 9olitical constituency our elite China, and GATT are all measures which Clinton favored of the Creative Writing program, the opin· press loathes). To support his contention otherwise, the (as Malthus would have as well). ions expressed in his weekly column are author gives us a quote made sixty-four years ago by Pope What then does the term "free market economics" mean strictly his own. They do not necessarily Pius XI denouncing what was then known as "free market" today as it is applied to the so- called "Far Right"? Many reflect the sentiments of the rest of the economics (The term "free market economics" has literally Americans feel that the same government, designed to pro­ writers. adopted a new meaning today versus sixty years ago- a fact tect all citizenry, has itself become somewhat of a nui­ We trust Day appreciates the impor­ that D. Macisaac was assuredly and regrettably unaware sance. A growing number of Americans. today, are feeling tance of personas. Columnists who regu­ oO. Macisaac then takes a great leap in faith- something a similar sense of alienation. Consequently, the political larly appear in newspapers frequently like that of a Canadian Elk on ice - and applies that quote movement towards a smaller, less encroaching federal gov­ adopt them in order to distance their pri· to today's conservative politicians - evil ideologues whose ernment is growing. The people who comprise this move­ vate lives from the very public and some­ economic views are decidedly anti-Catholic. ment are the evil ideologues our author condemns, borrow- · times controversial views they express. What exactly was Pope Pius XI referring to in his encycli­ ing an ill-placed quote from Pope Pius XI. Perhaps this is true in Apple's case, and cal condemning so-called "free market economics"? (What Consequently. the student newspaper, "Right Reason" he intends his "bratty" and "temper­ exactly is 'free market economics'? The term is attributed may be both politically conservative and, at the same time, tantrum" prone persona to incite his read­ to a British economist/philosopher named Malthus. Malthus in complete harmony with the teachings of the Catholic ing audience to action or reaction. as the held that all markets- product, commodity, labor etc.­ Church. Furthermore, not only are there no moral encum­ · case may be. should be completely self-directing. Accordingly, only when brances associated with being a political and economic Basically, we are dismayed by Day's completely unfettered by outside regulations could these conservative, there are a few crucial teachings of the sweeping generalizations about the 'free' markets best serve society at large. Even though such Church which the so-called "New Right" strongly support. Creative Writing program and its students. a policy may bring about serious economic hardship­ This "New Right", for example, believes in the right of a After all, be attended the University of severe food shortages for half a continent etc.- the market child to have his/her own life. Pope John Paul II has com­ Notre Dame three years before realizing in the end would be self-correcting and result in the high­ mented that without respect for life, justice cannot exist in the existence of the program. Yet, he est utility for society. The Church, rightfully recognizing society. This represents the most paramount of any issue brands the "world of graduate-level Malthus's philosophy as one where utility presupposes facing our: nation today. The "New Right" is also opposed Creative Writing" a "sheltered" one. morality, spoke out against it. In the quote Macisaac grace­ to anything which threatens the integrity of the nuclear Furthermore. can someone exposed to our fully disembodied, Pope Pius XI merely reiterated the family. This includes opposition to laws legaliz­ .·program solely through the bullet that Church's position against any economic system which leads ing/condoning same-sex relationships, adoptions by homo­ appears below Matthew Apple's name be to a rejection of God and morality. (Pope John Paul II, in sexual couples, pornography and the exploitation/abuse of acquainted enough with the various acad­ like fashion, has also written subsequently condemning any women and children. (We have been witnessing the effects emic backgrounds and interests of the economic system- whether it be atheistic Communism or of a breakdown of the nuclear family for the last thirty graduate writing students to be sure he materialistic Capitalism- which threatens to subjugate the years. Suicide, for example, today, is one of America's lead­ "wouldn't dare attempt to match inteUec- spiritual needs of the people. ing killers of children.) The "New Right" also recognizes a :Jual wits against" us? Our author regrettably confuses the term 'free market need to return to an education based on values- not cul­ !itt While we value Day's critical assessment economics', as it has been used traditionally, with the term tural goobly-gook steeped in relativism- and incorporating i;,):Jf Apple'sjournallstic pursuits, we caution as it is used - in only the very loosest of terms - in modern such things as school prayer. (It is no secret that our edu­ ~~him not to adopt the same "lack of toler­ political rhetoric. Not one country in the world today has cational system is a complete failure. Yet, Catholic schools, •. ance" he finds so disturbing in Apple. In an economic system that would be described traditionally who spend twenty-five percent of their public rivals pro­ order to foster Day's commitment to grow­ as "free market." The United States, on the contrary, is one duce pupils who vastly outperform their public school edu­ ing up and assuming a responsible posi­ of, if not the predominant, 'socialist' trading countries in cated peers.) These are all reforms that are much needed, tion in society and the work force, we the world. Our tariff regulations, and quotas are of the and, which are in complete support of Catholic teaching. invite him to deepen his acquaintance highest- if not the highest of any country spanning the Consequently, "Right Reason" may be proud to support this with the creative community of Notre globe. We do not have an economic system which even broad ranged group of Americans desperately seeking Dame and attend our next graduate stu· remotely resembles that Contrary to Macisaac's completely reform. dent reading. erroneous claim, there political major party today­ Conservative or Liberal- which is "free market" economic NICHOLAS VAKKER KATHY EATON system. On the contrary, a truly free market economy Freshman ESTEBAN GAUNDO would be completely foreign to our American way of life. Off-Campus Creative Writing srudems How to regain NDS Home Field advantage Dear Editor: to make overwhelming noise to stun the control. The students in the bank dent-oriented event. Bag the cabaret The student body is the key, but visiting offense and prevent them from understand their role in the games, but acts for the visitors. unlike the "old days" (pre 1990) the stu­ hearing their own plays in the huddles, their faculty leaders do not. Halftime is Figure out ways for the band ot make dent body isn't enough by itself. To when to sing, when to drown out visitors "musicianship" time. an entrance with all the students collect­ explain: bands, when to Jet them have 20 sec­ The PA announcer needs to be gotten ed in a giant swing through the campus. n the old days, the student body was onds of glory) as well as crowd dynam­ under control. (There may be times to Bring back the pre-rally bonfires and I cohesive enough to make ND Stadium ics. (Tough to train a student each year announce real interesting scores, but the mini-rallies. Sure, sure, the coach a tough place to visit pretty much on to do this, at least without a "faculty before a big play is not one of them.) and the administration don't want to their own. The rest of the crowd never advisor" of some kind for continuity.) A s a typical TV timeout sequence: "lose control" and the insurance people was that great (though granted they are The cheerleaders appear to have out­ rtmaybe let the visitor band do some­ will shudder at the tought of a sprained much worse now). lived their maximum utility as presently thing for 20-30 seconds, then jump in on ankle. But there is enough space in the It will be next to impossible to bring conceived (this is pretty much true the end of their feeble effort with out ACC (terrible place, but let's make the the student body back to the old level of across America). They are too "show" own band. Then get the whole damn most of it) to do all this safely. 7,000 totally crazed hormonally over­ oriented. An idea: leave them as is, crowd to sing one of our four different et the leaders on the team have a dosed young men who all feel closely maybe a bit smaller, put them to useful fight songs. (Witness a rock star getting Lrole in how it's all orchestrated. It bonded with the team (because they live work, but supplement them with a the crowd to sing along; when done should be fun for everybody, and some with them in the same dorms and go to whole new legion of crowd rousers who right, this can be very powerful. How to genuine inspiration for the team. the same classes), because the domo­ are spotted (in cheerleader uniforms. do? Try distributing the lyrics at the Again, using similar music/cheering graphichs have changed forever (higher why not, or at least instantly recogniz­ gates with an explanation that this is techniques will help get the visiting fans SAT scores, lots more women - see able) throughout the stadium, every ten important and we need your help; then fired up. They basically don't have below). rows or so, with a set of key signs get the PA announcer to announce it much else to do Friday night but to The trick is to use the fervor for the ("noise" "sing" "quiet" etc.) The can (with enthusiasm: "Now we're going ot come, so let's at least get them off their team that still exist among the student take their cues from the field cheerlead­ sing the Hike Song, join in please, the behinds. Use the rallies as a tutorial for body to act as a catalyst to raise the ers, and can help counteract today's lyrics are on page 49 of your pro­ the new fans on cheering. level of the rest of the crowd to previ­ wine and cheese crowd. gram. "[Note: Get all the lyrics printed ously unheard of heights. (Here the omebody needs to come up with a prominently and well in the program!] Interaction with other sports: intelligence and mixed gender composi­ Sfew good cheers. Maybe a couple of Then get the band to play the song at tion of today's student body can be oldies could be dusted off, like "Who's a the right tempo.) Then maybe go into a This may be a way to help enhance assets, in figuring out innovative and person, he's a person, he's a Notre cheer, which should segue right into the concerted involvement by the women's clever ways to focus crowd participation Dame person" for the injured guys, or play. At which point if it's our offense dorms. Try working out ways to support as well as to involve the many women We are ND, but basically updated stuff everybody quiets down (but the offense womens' teams with more enthusiasm, who attend the games.) for the 21st century is needed. is jazzed) but if it's our defense every­ and at the same time get the women's body cuts loose. Learning all the songs dorms organized and behind the effort Reference crowd dynamics: Reference music: will have other positive effects for the to rejuvenate the crowd in the football culture, and will also spill over into the: stadium. Working a big crowd is an art (look at Music may be the ideal way to help Same for the men's sports. Maybe any large stadium rock concert). keep momentum going during the Pep rallies: some of these other players will be vig­ Someone needs to be in charge with incredibly long TV timeouts. Cheering orous enough and help do things like good communication to all the folks who alone simply won't cut it; if they've been Way too artificiaL Need to get the bring the student tunnel back before the can help (PA announcer, band, cheer­ cheering right the crowd needs a change team seated on one side, and the stu­ games. leaders). That person needs to have a of pace. dents out in the middle of the floor ("fes­ COLONEL PETER HERRLY feel for the game (when to cheer, when The band needs to be gotten under tival seating"}. Need to make it a stu- LILLIAN PFLUKE I I I I I I' t I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 1 o o 1 1 to 1

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• SAINT MARY'S SWIMMING Belles take seventh in Notre Dame Invitational By lAURIE KELLEHER fact that we were able to swim mendable performances from Sporrs Writer against them with quality several team members. and CAROLINE BLUM means we have come along Allison Smith, who placed Saint Mary's Sporrs Editor way this semester." 11th in the 1650 freestyle with After Thursday. the Belles a time of 17:5 7. and qualified In a race against tough teams were in eighth place, but were for the NCAA. The cut was including Notre Dame, Niagara, determined to give Niagara 18:09. Kansas, Pittsburgh, Michigan University a challenge, who ''I'm glad that I made the .cut State, and Buffalo, the Saint was only a few points ahead. for the NCAAs in the freestyle," Mary's Swimming and Diving "We were anxious to take on said Allison Smith. "The team teams were able to hold their Niagara," Rose said. "We used as a whole did really well. It own with a seventh place finish the strength of the other strong was a nice end to the meets for in the Notre Dame Invitational teams to push us to go faster." this semester." this weekend. On Friday, the Belles showed Shannon Kelleher had two As a whole, the team made a their desire to improve. 15th place finishes in the 1650 good showing against the Freshman Tara Thomas, with a free and the 200 fly. Mary strong teams. The competition time of 1:04:82, broke the Ruschmeier placed 20th in the kicked ofT on Thursday, with a team record in the 100 back­ 200 breaststroke, and Jill personal best time from Katie stroke, while Allyssa Carneally Cooper qualified for the bonus Rose in the 200 IM. Other stel­ placed 17th in the 100 yard finals for her times in both the lar performances were butterfly. The race supplier! 100 and the 200. The Observer/Cynthia Exconde Saint Mary's competed in the Notre Dame Invitational against several achieved by Sara Gillen, Allison Carneally with a season best The performances helped the Division I squads. They defeated Niagara to place seventh. Smith, Shannon Kelleher, and time. Belles to hold on to a 7th place Jen Mitchell who each swam The 800 freestyle relay team, finish in the Invitational. the 500 freestyle in both the composed of Smith, Mitchell. "It was nice to be able to beat morning and night sessions of Kelleher, and Rose placed fifth Niagara at that level," Whatley the invitational. Each improved ahead of Kansas, Buffalo, and said. "We were really Watch lor the the second time. Pittsburgh and pulled the Belles impressed by the accomplish­ "We knew better than to ahead of Niagara for seventh ment. We may not have been expect to compete with Notre place. able to pose serious competi­ Orange Bowl pullout in Dame, Kansas, and Pittsburgh," On the final day of competi­ tion for each teams we swam, Coach Mike Whatley said. tion the Belles maintained their but the meet was a great expe­ Wednesday's Observer. "They are tough teams. But the lead over Niagara, with corn- rience."

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Tuesday, December 5, 1995 The Observer • SPORTS sess some of the best talent in this a stronger conference all Big East the country, including the Big the way down the line," com­ East's pre-season player of the mented Sam Henderson, assis­ continued from page 16 year Jennifer Rizzotti and pre­ tant sports information director season rookie of the year at Miami. A pre-season No. 2 ranking in Tammy Arnold. Junior co-captain Beth Mor­ the Big East 6 coupled with an Along with Connecticut and gan is anxious to prove that impressive win against confer­ Notre Dame, the Big East 6 Notre Dame can compete with ence foe Hutgers gives the Irish consists of Villanova, Boston the top teams in the Big East. reason to be confident. College, St. John's, and West She played brilliantly this Notre Dame, however, suf­ Virginia. weekend against some of the fered its first two losses of the The other conference divi­ top players in the country, in­ season this weekend at the sion, Big East 7, is led by pre­ cluding a career-high 34 point Kona Women's Basketball season favorite Seton Hall. performance in the overtime Classic in Hawaii. Last season, the Pirates earned loss to Texas A & M. Penn State defeated the Irish their second straight NCAA ''I'm really excited about 86-77, and Texas A & M nar­ tournament appearance and playing in the Big East, because rowly beat Notre Dame in over­ spent ten weeks in the Associ­ of the quality of the teams," time by a score of 88-84. ated Press Top 25. commented Morgan. "Both of Notre Dame's only win, an Joining Seton Hall in the Big our losses this weekend we 80-6 7 victory, came against the East 7 are Providence, Miami, could have won, which is frus­ Washington Huskies. Rutgers (which begins its inau­ trating, but we know we can Considering that both losses gural Big East season along play with the good teams." were at the hands of nationally with Notre Dame), Pittsburgh, The Big East has plenty of The Observer/Brent Tedsen ranked squads, Coach McGraw Georgetown, and Syracuse. good teams. Notre Dame's goal Beth Morgan, Notre Dame's leading scorer, will look to pace the Irish was pleased with her team's Notre Dame's entrance into is to establish itself as one of in their inaugural season in the Big East. performance. "This early in the Big East has not only af­ the best. the season, I'm really happy fected its own players and "Katryna gives us a good in­ with the way we are playing." coaches. Its presence is being whenever we need it as well. side attack," commented lead­ To be honest, I just like to run a Notre Dame's most feared ri­ noticed by teams throughout Gaither ing scorer and fellow junior lot." val in the Big East 6 will be de­ the conference. continued from page 16 Beth Morgan. "She is a great fending national champion "Notre Dame definitely im­ It is this tireless work ethic rebounder for us, someone who which has enabled Gaither to Connecticut. The Huskies pos- pacts the Big East, and it makes But talk to Gaither herself, and' you realize that this is no the other team has to make reach the next level of play pampered star. sure to watch out for every over the last two years, a fact I Use Observer classifieds I "Everybody becomes a leader time we take the court." which doesn't go unnoticed by at a certain time on this team," While her increased rebound­ coach and fellow players alike. commented Gaither when ing and continued prolific of­ "You could tell when we be­ asked about her role as a team fensive production have drawn gan practice last season she Hunched over those books for hours leader. "Whoever comes attention to the affable junior had worked really hard on her studying? Losing motivation? Neck and through and steps up their from Mt. Vernon, New York, game in the off-season," com­ Gaither's other contributions mented Morgan. 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By MIKE DAY Blue linebacker Shelly Dillen­ the end of the first because it Sports Writer burger stepped in front of a was tough to move the football Laurie pass and returned it to in the second half." Some may say pop-tarts, but the Gold 20-yard-line with 1:07 Following regulation, each the story of the women's inter­ remaining in the first half. team had one opportunity to try hall all-star game was Four plays later, Blue quarter­ to score on four plays from the turnovers. back Julie Byrd connected with 10-yardline. The defenses once Even after 60 minutes and a tailback Wendy Mores for a 12 again stepped up, and neither potential tie-breaker, neither yard touchdown. squad was able to get into the the Blue or Gold division was Defense was the story of the end zone to break the tie. able to enjoy the sweet taste of second half as neither the Blue "We were lucky to get the two victory as costly miscues at crit­ or Gold squad was able to interceptions when we needed ical times resulted in a 6-6 tie maintain any kind of consis­ them," said Sorensen. "Those Sunday at the Loftus Center. tency at the offensive end. two turnovers kept us in the "It was a great opportunity, "The two defense really game when we struggled of­ and we had a lot of fun, but we stepped up in the second half," fensively for the most part." wish we could have setttled it said Blue tailback Trish Indeed, interhall football fans The Observer/Brent Tadsen on the field," said Blue running Sorensen. "It was important got their fill of turnovers. Siegfried's Jen Laurie hit Eilzabeth Plummer for a Gold touchdown, but back Wendy Mores. that we got the touchdown at turnovers and tough defenses led to a 6-6 draw of the All-Star contest. The Gold squad, determined to avenge last year's 21-14loss, charged out of the gates in a hurry, using trickery and de­ ception to build a 6-0 advan­ tage before the Blue division knew what hit them. On their first offensive play of the game, Gold quarterback Elizabeth Plummer handed the ball off to tailback Charo Gonzalez as if they were con­ tent with opening up the game on the ground. However. Gonzalez handed the ball off to backup quarter­ back Jen Laurie, and Laurie found Plummer streaking uncontested to the end zone. After receiving the well-thrown pass. Plummer scampered the final 10 yards for the touch­ down and a 6-0 lead. "It was a play that we worked on in practice and wanted to try out first thing," said Plummer. "I knew it was a good play, but I didn't know it would work as well as it did." With fans and players alike thinking that the offenses would dominate for the second straight year, the two. defenses took control of the game. The score stood at 6-0 until a costly Gold turnover late in the first half turned the tide.

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Tuesday, December 5, I 995 The Observer· SPORTS page 13 • MEN'S INTERHALL Gold Division narrowly prevails in All-Star battle ByJOECAVATO big tight end, for the conversion. side to tighten things up to 8-6. Sports Writer With two minutes left in the half However, Tate was stuffed on the the Blue defense gave its offense a two point conversion run, and Gold The men's interhall all-star game chance to get on the scoreboard. kept their slim lead. this past Sunday at Loftus was a Off-Campus' Dan Kraft picked off a With seven minutes left in the classic gridiron battle in the Tim Nelson pass around midfield. contest, Gold was looking to run trenches. Defenses bent, but The Blue squad opened it up as out the clock. But on fourth and , .. didn't break. The offenses created Morrissey's John Polk hit Grace's one the Blue defense came up with ..,... :4.-,.: 'f• ~. -i'L>.:· big plays to open the scoring. In Ben Mitchell on a play-action pass a huge play as Grace's Greg the end, the Gold All-Stars edged into the red zone. However, Peterson recovered a fumble. the Blue by an 8-6 final score. Meffe came up with another pick With just three minutes rfl­ The tone for the day was set on at the four with less ihan a minute maining, the Blue all-stars still had the first drive of the game. The left in the half to keep the Gold a shot. Polk rushed for a first Gold offense picked up several first squad ahead. down, but two plays later he was downs. However, the Blue defense With three minutes gone in the faced with a third and ten. With then stood tall and forced a change third quarter, the Gold offense just over a minute remaining and of possession. This type of trend mounted a drive, led by the offen­ forced to put the ball in the air. would last throughout the day. sive line. Running backs Nelson, Polk was intercepted, and the Gold The first big play of the day Bundick, and Carroll's Joe offense ran out the clock. occured when Flanner's Scott Lupo Schenner could choose their holes The brightest all-star in this con­ was picked off by Gold's David to run through. But the long drive test was Blue's Mark Tate. He Meffe out of St. Eds. The intercep­ came up with nothing as Steve rushed for 95 yards on 17 carries tion gave the Gold offense an Hrovat recovered a fumble at the and a touchdown. He set up the oppurtunity of which they took full Blue twenty three. touchdown with a halfback pass advantage. The Blue offense took the field that was good for thirty five yards. From the Blue thirty Gold's run­ looking to even things up. Behind The organizer of both all-star ning tandem of Matt Bundick the running of Morrissey's Mark games, Marty Ogren, commented, (Zahm) and Dayne Nelson (Fisher) Tate they began to move the ball. "I think the players had fun. It drove to the' fifteen. Then Nelson On third down from the four, Tate was a very competitive and really The Observer/Brent T adsen scampered into the endzone for appeared to be stuffed going right, hard hitting game, and I think both Fisher's Dayne Nelson led the Gold squad to a 8-6 win over the score. Sorin quarterback Chris but he reversed himself and the players and coaches were the Blue Division with a 15-yard touchdwon run in the first Bryant hit Todd Kucaj, Carroll's half of Sunday's All-Star game. sprinted to the end zone on the left pleased with the event." • NFL Lions keep play-off hopes alive, beat Bears By HARRY ATKINS troit, playing with great confi­ Herman Moore, who scored been sacked only eight times in swing pass that Barry Sanders Associated Press dence, is 7-6 and still alive. the Lions' first touchdown, set a the Bears' first 12 games, was turned into a 9-yard touchdown with a soft schedule ahead. club record with 14 catches for sacked four times by Detroit. and a 21-0 halftime lead. PONTIAC. Mich. The victory also gave the a career-high 183 yards, break­ The Lions rolled up 419 yards Sanders, needing 96 yards to The Detroit Lions can still Lions their first season sweep ing the team mark of 12 in a while holding Chicago to 185 become the 10th player in NFL think playoffs. over Chicago (7 -6) since 1983. game shared by three others. yards. history to rush for 10,000 With Scott Mitchell passing The Bears, who have lost four Moore has 101 catches for the Kramer completed 21 of 33 yards, finished with 90 yards on for three touchdowns Monday of their last five games, haven't season. for 140 yards. That gave him 23 carries. He caught six passes night. the Lions won their won a road game in December The high-powered show by 3,217 yards for the season, for an additional 93 yards. fourth straight game, a 27-7 since 1987. the NFL's top-rated offense was breaking Bill Wade's 1962 club Jason Hanson's 42-yard field victory over the Chicago Bears. Detroit is 24-13 under Fontes expected. But the Lions' de­ record. But by failing to throw goal gave Detroit a 24-0 lead Lions coach Wayne Fontes in games played on or after fense also stepped up against a touchdown, Kramer was still 2:49 into the third quarter. was given a win-or-else ultima­ Thanksgiving. Fontes is 19-6 in the Bears, who went into the two short of Sid Luckman's sin­ Hanson's 36-yarder just 23 sec­ turn by dub owner William Clay the final four games of the sea­ game with the league's No. 6 gle-season club record of 28 in onds into the fourth quarter Ford four games ago. Now De- son. offense. Erik Kramer, who had 1943. made it 27-7. Mitchell, who completed 26 of Kramer hit 6 of 6 for 57 yards 38 passes for 320 yards, in a 79-yard, 11-play drive cli­ hooked up with Moore for a 46- maxed by Robert Green's 11- Breaking Away for the Holidays? yard touchdown, tossed a 4- yard touchdown that cut the yard touchdown strike to margin to 24-7 midway through Ride Johnnie Morton and threw a the third quarter.

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Kate Sobrero and there's no breakdowns. Vogel's mid-sea­ The Tadsen defender I would rather have in son addition to the lineup Senior co-captain Joy Michnowicz helped lead the women's swim Defense team to a thrird place finish in the Notre Dame Invitational. The Irish front of me," Renola said. brought with it a new vigor on placed behind Kansas and Pitt. continued from page 16 In addition to Scharff and So­ the defensive side, while she great player and I knew it was brero, Renola could also not do provided a welcomed scoring going to be a battle. I did my without Fisher and Vogel. threat in the tournament. best to try and create things Throughout the year, Fisher Once this defensive unit be­ and she was there with me the and Sobrero complemented came cohesive, the only thing CHALLENGE whole time." each other, continually backing that was threatened was a "It's hard to beat a player like the other up and preventing record for shutouts.

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'J ·.f"e 's just a man, defensive -·/backs think. He's nothing ! 1. special. He's not even fast. I can stop him. Derrick Mayes burns them. "He's just a man," defensive coor­ dinators say. "If one guy can't stop A look ar how Florid~l him, we'll double cover him. He's State and Non;.: 1 )am(' not that spectacular." march up) Jnd \vho has Yet, Derrick Mayes gets open. Or the.· advan£agc. he makes the catch in traffic. sec page.·\ Maybe opponents should learn from Notre Dame quarterback Ron Powlus. He knows better than any­ one. A look at sotuc of tlw "Derrick is the man," he says. larger hm..vl ganu..·s .:H1d Specifically, the man with the red cape. the 1rish Extr~1 Peerless When he's on the field, Mayes J>rognost iclror.s .. throws the hat and glasses aside see pages 1. and gets the job done like only a superhero can. Dazzling catches look about as easy as walking and chewing gum. Getting in the end Notre Dame fullbaLk zone is about as routine as running lv1an Fdv~~·,ud.s is sprints in practice. Th,~,· t )bscTVL:r \: But off the playing field, Mayes PLvcr nf 1he 'i l'.n. assumes the mild-mannered reporter image, which is difficult to do when you're expected to be a page 2 The Observer • IRISH EXTRA Wednesday, December 6, 1995

By Tim Sherman Bowl Breakdown and Thomas Schlidt Nebraska (11-0) vs. Florida (12-0), Jan. 2, 8:30p.m. Northwestern (10-1) vs. ~-~jiiJ~~~ (CBS) Southern California (8-2-1), I Finally, the college football world gets what it should Jan. 1, 5 p.m. (ABC) be getting every year, a true national championship "The Granddaddy" once again game. With Ohio State's choke against Michigan, the has been frozen out of national way was paved for the winner of this clash to be the title implications but does fea­ undisputed, undefeated heavyweight champion of the ture college football's greatest world. story this year, the improbable The Cornhuskers, who have been sailing along as Northwestern Wildcats. Gary the nation's top-ranked squad for roughly half the sea­ Barnett's 'Cats continually ...... _ _ __:: son, have not showed any signs of being distracted by proved skeptics to be wrong with their undefeated run the Lawrence Phillips' affair nor quarterback Tommie through the Big Ten. Oh, by the way, they play USC. r------, Frazier's Reisman NU and Darnell Autry beat Notre Dame, Michigan, chase. In fact, Tom and Penn State. Almost as impressive, they beat the Osbourne's defending Sports Illustrated cover jinx. The loss of inside line­ national champions backer and emotional leader Pat Fitzgerald is bound to just continue to roll hurt but the wave of emotion the Pasadena Purple is over people with a riding cannot be underestimated. A loss would con­ corn-fed offensive line firm what many still suspect - the 'Mildcats are not an and a stable full of endangered species just yet. backs, not the least of Southern Cal resided on the other end of the spec­ whom being frosh phe­ trum. A mid-season drubbing at the hands of the Irish nom Ahman Green. and an inexplicable loss to cross-town rival UCLA took Their option is devas­ away what little credibility John Robinson's national tating and their defense underrated and speedy. championship argument had in a New York minute. Steve Spurrier and his Gators finally put the Bowden It's saying something that Keyshawn Johnson talks a jinx to rest this season. And they did it with style. better game than he plays. Florida State, Auburn, and everyone else on UF's slate found the "-Fun-and-Gun" air attack, so masterfully directed by Reisman hopeful Danny Wuerffel, to be Photo courtesy of Texas Sports Information just unstoppable. Speedy Ike Hilliard and remarkable Texas (10-1-1) vs. Virginia [M!!Ililll!!llilllWilliiiR!!Ililllilllll!!ii!R] former walk-on Chris Doering (who holds numerous Tech (9-2), Dec. 31, 7:30 p.m. SEC receiving records) give the pin-point thrower (ABC) lethal targets. UF's defense, though, may be quite sus­ Believe it or not, the ceptible to the option, as evidenced by Arkansas. Longhorns ended the season Tennessee (1 0-1) vs. Ohio ranked ahead of Notre Dame in State (11-1), Jan. 1, 1 p.m. the USA Today/CNN Coaches' (ABC) Poll even though Texas was Two teams on the downside handed a thorough spanking by collide in the Citrus Bowl. The the Irish. Maybe the fact that ~~~~~~~?MJ bowl officials in Orlando are coach John Mackovic is president of college football's. still salivating over the fact coaches' association can explain that one a little bit. that they have two top five pit­ Whatever the case, the Bourbon Street barons of the ted against each other and Sugar Bowl have two top ten teams whose backers are more than willing to hit the watering holes and hotels they didn't have pay nearly L----===:::::...._ _ _.J of the N'Awlins. LAS VEGAS BOWL what the Alliance Bowls dole out. Nevada (9-2) vs. Toledo (10-0-t) Defensive end Tony Brackens is the Longhorns' key. Date: Dec. 14.1995. The Buckeyes will still be smarting from the AI.OHABOWL Michigan disaster but bring some of the nation's best The havoc-causing Brackens has been named a first­ Kansas (9-2) vs. UCLA. {7-4) team All-American by a few organizations., despite the Date' Dec: ~!>: 1995. skill position talent to the table. With NFL scouts COPPER BOWL Texas Tech (8-3) vs. Air Force (8-4) galore in attendance, possible Reisman Trophy win­ fact he missed a few games with a knee injury, includ­ Date: Dec. 27, 1995. ing Texas' visit to Notre Dame Stadium. ner Eddie George will have his eyes focused not on a ALAMO BOWL· Michigan (9-3}) vs. TeXIiS A&M (8-3) . trophy, but on a payday. The battery of Bobby Quarterback James Brown, who should be fully um,,~,·u.tl.l9sliii1h #Li' SUN BOWL Hoying and Terry Glenn will be out to prove to recovered from a nagging lower leg injury, will have Washington (7-3-1) vs. Iowa (7-4) his eyes on the playmaking Mike Adams(above). The Date: Dec. 29, 1995. doubters their worth. The OSU defense must make HOLIDAY BOWL .. the adjustments necessary to prevent another Tim underrated Adams has captured the eye of many NFL Kansas St. (9-2) vs. Colorado St. (8-.3) scouts. Dat~; j)jie, ;!il;, l9!lli: .. , ,A;>::o.,, .. Biakatubuka-type performance from any one of UT's INDEPENDENCE BOWL Michigan St. (6-4-1) vs. LSU (6-4-1) greyhounds. Virginia Tech has recently been the darling of those Date: Dec. 29, 1995. who wish the bowl alliance would let things be decided LIBERTY BOWL Many argue that the Volunteers are the most over­ ll. Caroline. (8-~) vs. Stanford (7-3-1) rated team around, an argument with some merit on the field and not the boardroom. Were it not for Date, ~!'lt!. 199$~ d.... . Miami's long-deserved probation, odds are the Hokies CARQUEST BOWL when you look at who they've beaten and how they UNC (6-5) vs. Arkansas (8-4) did it. would be spending New Year's Eve SO!fiewhere else. Still, VT rebounded from two embarrassing early-sea­ (8-4) vs. Georgie. (6-5) Close calls against cupcakes Kentucky and nat~; OOO>·lD, son losses to post a 9-2 record, including wins over OUTBACK BOWL Vanderbilt have made Peyton Manning's team look Penn State (8-3) vs. Auburn (8-3) very unlike a top five club. Still, 10-1 in the SEC and Miami, Syracuse, and Virginia. Running back Duane Date: Dec. 30, 1995. Thomas is the driving force behind the Big East chain­ one of the nation's best quarterbacks are enough to GATOR BOWL · (le1tts0n (8-3) V$. S)'l'acuse (8-3) make this one interesting. pions, while a quality defense compliments the ball Uate,.Ji!n; :t. t996, control attack. COITON BOWL Colorado (9-2) vs. Oregon (9-2) Date: Jan. 1. 1996. Peerless Prognosticators The Irish Extra staff will never be confused with Danny Sheridan but they have put together a respectable cumal- tive record of85-53-6 this sea- son. No spreads are involved j,:: so don't go running to your Andy Cabiness favorite bookie just yet. (0-0-0) (0-0-0) Orange Bowl Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Fiesta Bowl Florida Nebraska Florida Nebraska Florida Nebraska Nebraska Sugar Bowl Texas Virginia Tech Virginia Tech Texas Texas Texas Texas Rose Bowl Southern Cal Northwestern Northwestern Northwestern Northwestern Northwestern usc Citrus Bowl Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Alamo Bowl Michigan Michigan TexasA&M Michigan Michigan TexasA&M TexasA&M Cotton Bowl Colorado Oregon Oregon Colorado Colorado Colorado Colorado Gator Bowl Syracuse Syracuse Clemson Clemson Clemson Syracuse Syracuse Outback Bowl Penn State Penn State Penn State Penn State Auburn Penn State Penn State Aloha Bowl UCLA Kansas UCLA Kansas Kansas UCLA UCLA Holiday Bowl Kansas State csu csu Kansas State Kansas State Kansas State Kansas State Peach Bowl Virginia Virginia Virginia Virginia Virginia Virginia Virginia Liberty Bowl Stanford Stanford East Carolina Stanford Stanford Stanford Stanford Sun Bowl Washington Washington Iowa Washington Washington Washington Iowa Independence Bowl LSU Michigan St. LSU LSU LSU LSU Michigan St. Copper Bowl Texas Tech Texas Tech Texas Tech Texas Tech Air Force Texas Tech Air Force Carquest Bowl UNC UNC Arkansas Arkansas Arkansas Arkansas Arkansas Las Vegas Bowl Nevada Toledo Toledo Toledo Nevada Toledo Toledo ------.~---.~~--~------~

Wednesday, December 6,1995 The Observer • IRISH EXTRA page 3 The Breakdown A position by position look at who holds the advantage IRISH ON THE OFFENSIVE. • • Controlling ball, clock essential 0 Quarterbacks e By MEGAN McGRATH Sports Writer Danny Kannel! gets the nod simply becasue he has The Notm Dame offense is going the big-game experience that Thomas Krug lacks. to havn to do more than just score Kannell can make or break FSU's chances. in order to beat Florida State in the Orange Bowl. The Irish will have to keep the Smninolns fro111 working their top­ ranktld offense, and that means Running Backs dominating time of possession. l.lliiliiOI!:II..____._~'iilii!J e "We're not going to put a whole lot of points on tho board," hoad Randy Kinder's absence will hurt but Autry coach Lou Holtz said. "It's going to eome down to how well we can Denson and Marc Edwards are durable. The duo slow them down." ofWarrick Dunn and Rock Preston is top-notch. Whilo it will be the defense's job to slow l'lorida State when they have the ball, the offense will need to slow the overall tempo of the D Receivers game. Improvements in the offen­ e sivn line and the emergence of freshman Autry Denson indicate the Irish havo the talent to control Andre Cooper and E.G. Green drop their share of thn ball. balls but are still lethal. Notre Dame's big tight "The last time we played them (1994). the game wasn't as close ends could be keys against a small FSU defense. as the score indicated," Holtz said. "But last year we had some strug­ gles on our offensive line and they • Murphy In what could be his last game in an Irish uniform, tight end Pete Chryplewicz have really improv~.d and made should be able to take advantage of a substantial size advantage. ..._...... ___.,__, Offensive Line D some great progress. The offensive line has helped tionable there. You can't expect Notre Dame rack up 2572 rushing eight. Edwards is second on the Irish, to be as strong with a second The Irish won in 1993 because they controlled the yards, averaging 233.8 yards a string quarterback." game. Junior Handy Kinder has averaging 65.2 yards a game. line of scrimmage. The same must occur for Denson averages 63.2 yards, and Junior Tom Krug led Notre been tlw main benefactor of the another ND victory. They're plenty capable. linn's improvement, earning 809 both backs are getting 5.1 yards a Dame to a 44-14 win on the road starting in place yards in ten games. However, due carry. against Air Force, to disciplinary reasons, Kinder will But Notre Dame remains haunt­ of Powlus. Krug has the advan­ ed by a sack by Navy's Fernando tage of a talented receiving corps, likely be unavailable against featuring All-American candidate Defensive LineD Florida State. Harris, which ended quarterback Without Kinder, the Irish will Ron Powlus' season. Derrick Mayes, who is averaging rnly even more on junior fullback "We're pretty close to being 18.4 yards a catch. The Irish could also exploit the Marc Edwards and Denson. back on top, and are capable of Paul Grasmanis has been a mainstay while beating anyone in the country," Seminoles' lack of size at line­ l·:dwards is tied with Kinder for backer by working huge tight ends Renaldo Wynn has finally started ro realize his touchdowns at nine, Holtz said. "But without Ron most rushing Pete Chryplewicz and Leon and Dnnson is right behind with Powlus, you take out very a strong potential. Seminole Reinard Wilson is tough. quarterback and makes us ques- Wallaee. SEMINOLES ON THE. OFFENSIVE:. • • ~ Linebackers D

Irish up against balanced attack The 'Noles boast two of the nation's better 'back­ By MEGAN MeG RA TH That could be a tall order for the Irish defense, as Spom Writer the Seminoles bring a fast-paced, balanced offense to ers in Todd Rebol and Daryl Bush, bur the Irish the Orange Bowl. have an outstanding four-man corp. To say that Florida State has a high-octane offense Leading FSU is senior quarterback Danny Kanell. is a hit of an undorstatement, in addition to being Kanell is sixth in the nation in passing efficiency with furthnr abuse of a tin~d diche. a 145.5 ranking and sixth in total offense with 273.7 Bobby Bowden and his Seminoles have eome under yards. Secondary lim this season for running up the score on hapless According to Holtz. the most impressive thing opponents. seoring 70 points on three occasions. about Kane II is his mastery of the no-huddle offense. Tlwy average 551.5 yards a game and 48.8 points "When they were behind Florida last year, they D per contest. went to the hurry-up offense and caught up," Holtz . FSU's defensive backs may still be having night~ "We eouldn't have pieked a tougher opponent than says. "They ran it all spring and their defense mares about Florida, bur Krug is no Danny FSU," Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz says. "It's going couldn't figure it out, and they've used it to great to bn key for us to limit them to a reasonable number success this year." Wuerffel. The 'Noles have the talent to rebound. of points and yards." Kanell's favorite targets are wide receivers Andre Cooper and E.G. Green. The duo became the first pair in school and ACC history. and only the sixth in NCAA history, to earn 1,000 yards receiving in the D Special Teams same season. e Green leads the 'Noles with 1,007 yards and a 16.8 yards-per-catch average. I lis ten touchdown catehes Scott Bentley is erratic but still records big num­ is second to Cooper's total of 15. Cooper earned 1,002 yards and averages 14.1 per catch. bers. The Irish must handle punts and Scott "FSU is danger·ous beeause they run a lot of varia­ Cengia must erase 1994's missed PAT to succeed. tions in the no-huddle," lloltz says. "They will come out in the shot-gun, and then switch to the 1-forma­ tion and run the ball." Doak Walker finalist Warrick Dunn is the Coaching D Seminoles' leader on the ground. The junior running ~ baek became the only player in FSU history to rush for eonsecutive 1,0()() .. yard seasons this season. His 1,297 yards on the year breaks Sammie Smith's Bobby Bowden doesn't lose many bowl games. school record for rushing. With great moves and Lou Holtz doesn't lose many big games. The superb quiekness to the corner, Dunn resembles the phenomenal Barry Sanders. !lis one drawback is his month of preparation is Holtz's best friend. size but with excellent back-up Rock Preston, that is less of a concern for Bowden. FSU's offense sputtered against Florida, earning Overall just 322 total yards, over 200 less than their average. D However, the 'Noles were without center Clay Shiver, Photo Courtesy of Florida Stale Sports Information a player Holtz calls "a coach on the field." Shiver The Irish should conrrol the ball even without FSU tailback Warrick Dunn is one of the game's better will be back in the line-up directing the Seminoles at scat-backs. He ripped the Irish in 1994 for 163 yards. the Orange Bowl. Kinder and Ron Powlus. They better. --Tim Shmn.m ------.------~--~----~~~-r~~~--~--r------,.

. • . SCORE BY QUARTERS 1 2 3 4 Tot PASSING Comp All Pet Yds TD lnt Lg AELDGOALS Tot Florida State 153 159 116 104 532 Kanell 257 402 63~9 2957 32 13 NA Ban!ley 9-16 Opponents 48 93 51 28 215 Busby 38 59 64.4 571 4 1 NA PUNTING No Avg Bk Lg TEAMSTATS FSU Opp RECEIVING Rec Yds Avg TD Lg Liss49 43.9 2 62 First downs 290 205 Cooper 71 1002 14.1 15 55 Total yards 6067 3799 Green 60 1007 16.8 10 65 Total yards per game 551.5 345.4 Dunn 43 294 6.8 3 20 KICKOFF RETURNS No Avg TD Lg Total offensive plays 685 822 Rley 30 340 11.3 3 35 Green 3 25.0 0 45 Avg. yards per play 6.86 4.62 Preston 27 220 8.1 0 28 Preston 16 20.8 0 30 Rushing yards 2451 1452 Messam 18 213 11.8 0 33 Feaster 11 18.5 0 30 Rushing yards per game 222.8 132.0 Dugans 14 157 11.2 0 42 Williams 3 4.7 0 13 Rushing plays 420 446 Harrell 13 178 13.7 3 27 Passing yards 3616 2347 Pearsall 7 114 16.3 1 26 PUNT RETURNS No Avg TO Lg Passing yards per game 328.7 213.4 Feaster 5 16 3.2 0 10 Feaster 25 12.6 0 64 Passes completed 297 194 Williams 4 54 13.5 1 18 Jackson 3 7.3 0 20 Passes attempted 465 376 Dely 4 24 6.0 0 9 Rolle 4 7.5 0 11 Passes intercepted 14 16 Kane II 1 -3 -3.0 0 0 Fumbles I Fumbles lost 18/6 32/19 Penatties-Penalty yards 76-731 76-572 SCORING TD 2XP 1XP FG Sef Pis INTERCEPTIONS No Third down conversions 77-136 66-152 Dunn 16 0 0-0 0 0 96 Rolle 3 Percentage 44.7 56.6 Bentley 0 0 67-69 9 0 94 Colzie 2 Cooper 15 0 0-0 0 0 90 Smijh 2 RUSHING Ydii/Gm No Yds Avg TD Lg Williams 13 0 0-0 0 0 78 Capers 2 Dunn 112.9 166 1242 7.5 13 55 Green 11 1 o-o 0 0 66 Jackson 1 Preston 39.9 62 439 7.1 3 85 Feaster 4 0 o-o 0 0 24 Wilson 1 Feaster 30.0 50 330 6.6 4 55 Riley 3 0 0-0 0 0 18 Green 1 Abdullah 11.9 15 131 8.7 2 59 Preston 3 0 0-0 0 0 18 Battles 1 Williams 11.5 46 127 2.8 12 11 Harrell 3 0-0 0 0 18 Crockett 1 Riley 7.1 7 78 11.1 0 37 Abdullah 2 0-0 0 0 12 Hamlet Green 5.1 4 56 14.0 42 Pearsall 0-0 0 0 6 Cowart Kanell -2.7 19 -41 -2.2 11 Edwards 0-0 0 0 6

• THE STARS • • • No.Nam. Poa. Hl Wl YR 1 Andre Cooper WR 6-2 194 JR 2 Samari Rolle CB 6-1 170 so BOBBY BOWDEN 3 Scott Bentley K 5-11 178 JR 3 Sony Recorder K 5-11 178 PR 4 Troy Saunders CB 5-10 185 FR 5 Theon Rackley s 6-2 215 FR 20th season at Florida State 6 Robert Hammond s 6-3 185 so 7 BillyBrown WR 6-0 180 FR Career Record: 258-81-4 7 Aaron Defy WR 6-0 175 SR 8 Damian Harrell WR 6-3 190 JR Against Notre Dame: 2-1 9 Peter Warrick WR 6-0 175 FR 10 Dan Kendra OB 6-2 225 FR Highlights: Second winningest active 11 Dexter Jackson QB 6-1 185 FR 12 Thad Busby QB 6-3 215 so head coach in college football, he has a 13 Danny Kanell OB 6-4 215 SR 14 Richard Brown CB 6-1 189 FR 14-3-1 bowl record including 10 wins in 14 Martin Green s 6-0 190 SR 15 Phillip Riley WR 5-11 185 SR a row. Coached the Seminoles to a 16 Sean Kay CB 6-1 180 FR 18 Sean Hamlet s 6-0 190 JR National Championship in 1993. 19 E.G. Green WR 5-11 185 so 20 James Colzie CB 5-10 160 JR 21 Deon Humphrey LB 6-4 215 FR 22 Pooh Bear Williams RB 6-1 266 so 22 Tigger WP 3-6 87 FR 23 Byron Capers CB 6-1 194 JR 24 Rock Preston RB 5-9 183 so 26 Harold Battles s 6-0 200 JR 27 Rodney Walls CB 5-10 160 JR 28 Warrick Dunn RB 5-9 178 JR 29 Sean Liss p 6-4 220 JR ORANGE BOWL 30 Jerami Rudolph RB 5-10 165 FR 30 Red-Nosed Reindeer RD 2-4 130 sc 31 Lamarr Glenn RB 6-1 235 FR 32 Khalid Abdullah RB 6-0 218 FR Opened in 1937 33 Dee Feaster RB 5-9 175 FR 33 Dee-Lite RAP 5-5 140 SR Capacity: 75,500 35 Todd Friar s 5-10 180 FR 36 Town Crier YE 6-0 98 SR Largest Crowd: 82,227 36 Dennis Andrews RB 6-4 247 SR 37 Marcus Bullock WR 6-0 180 FR Surface: Grass 37 Sandra Bullock TE 5-6 125 so 38 Randell Long RB 6-2 220 SR ND at Orange Bowl: 38 Mario Edwards DB 6-2 211 FR 38 Mario Joyner MTV 6-2 211 COM 9-7-1 39 Hank Grant LB 6-2 224 FA 39 Hugh Grant John 6-0 120 ss FSU at Orange Bowl: 40 Lamont Green LB 6-3 220 FR 41 Jason Poppell s 5-11 189 so 12-16 41 Shevin Smith s 6-0 191 so 42 Jermaine Green RB 5-8 170 so 43 Ronney Daniels WR 6-2 211 FA 44 Daryl Bush LB 6-2 230 so 45 Henri Crocken LB 6-2 238 JR 45 Davy Crocken cs 6-2 238 SR 46 Travis Sherman LB 6-1 222 JR 47 Vernon Crawford LB 6-2 230 JR 48 Todd Rebol LB 6-0 215 SR 49 James D' Amico LB 5-11 230 SR 51 Kevin long 6-5 262 - CORNERBACK c so · 22-Wooden 52 Demetro Stephens LB 6-3 236 FR 14·Covlngton 53 Clay Shiver c 6-2 280 SR 55 Reinard Wilson DE 6-2 245 JR 56 Sam Cowart LB 6-3 239 JR 57 Eric Thomas OL 6-3 253 FA 58 Peter Boulware DE 6-5 238 so 59 Andy Crowe TE 6-3 262 SR 60 Anthony Phillips OT 6-5 295 FR 61 Dale Valente c 6-4 294 FR 62 David Walker LB 6-0 196 SR 64 Tim Johnson OG 6-4 295 SR 65 Chad Bates OG 6-3 269 JR 66 lewis Tyre OG 6-5 272 SR 67 Juan Laureano OT 6-5 283 SR 66 Jason Whitaker Ol 6-5 265 FA 69 Gideon Brown OG 6-2 276 so 70 Tra Thomas OT 6-8 319 WEAK so SAFETY 71 Todd Fordham OT 6-5 292 JR 9-Maore 72 Jeremy Brett DL 6-3 310 FR 26-Monahan 73 Greg Frey OT 6-4 302 SR 73 Glenn Frey EG 6-0 180 SR 7 4 Danny Campbell OG 6-1 240 SR 75 Billy Rhodes DE 6-1 240 FA 76 Brian Erb DE 6-5 238 so 77 Jesus Hernandez OG 6-2 288 SR 77 Jesus Jones VOC 6-2 145 EU 78 Marcus Long OG 6-3 323 JR 79 Forrest Conoly OT 6-6 325 SR 79 Forrest Gump KR 6-1 200 FR 80 Ron Dugans WR 6-3 287 FR 81 Melvin Pearsall TE 6-1 242 so 84 Myron Jackson TE 6-5 255 FA 85 Andre Wadswonh NG 6-4 270 so 86 Tyrant Marion DE 6-2 252 SR 89 Wayne Messam WR 6-4 210 JR 90 Greg Spires NG 6-2 260 so 92 Jerry Johnson Dl 6-2 270 FA 93 Chris Walker DL 6-6 225 FR 94 Sean Mitchell DE 6-4 255 FR 95 Julian Pinman DE 6-3 265 so 96 Connell Spain NG 6-2 285 JR 98 Orpheus Roye DT 6-4 275 SR ------~~-- ~.,....., ______

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1 2 3 4 Tot PASSING Comp AH Pet Yda TD lnt Lg FIELD GOALS Tot 68 111 77 110 366 Powlus 124 217 57 1 1853 12 7 56 Kopka 6-11 42 50 58 66 216 Krug 13 21 61.9 186 2 1 42 Cengia 5-5

ND Opp RECEIVING Rae Yds Avg TD Lg PUNTING No Avg Bk Lg First downs 248 213 Mayes 48 881 18.4 6 56 H. Smith 38 38.4 0 58 Total yards 4615 3984 Edwards 25 361 14.4 3 46 T olal yards per game 419.5 362.2 Mosley 17 268 15.8 1 51 KICKOFF RETURNS No Avg TD Lg T olal oHensive plays 801 740 Chryplewocz 17 204 12.0 1 28 Rossum 3 31.3 0 38 Avg. yards per play 5.8 5.4 Wallace 8 79 9.9 1 35 Mosley 15 27.9 0 50 Rushing yards 2568 2098 Kinder 8 75 9.4 1 30 Sollmann 6 23.7 0 51 Rushing yards per game 233.5 190.7 Denson 6 65 10.8 0 15 Rushing plays 562 468 PUNT RETURNS No Avg TO Lg Passing yards 2047 1886 ALL-PURPOSE Ru•h Rae Ret Tot Avg Mayes 4 21.3 0 34 Passing yards per game 186.1 171.5 Edwards 717 361 0 1078 98.0 Mosley 10 14.5 1 64 Passes completed 138 148 Kinder 809 75 5 889 88.9 Passes anempted 239 272 Mayea 10 881 85 976 88.7 INTERCEPTIONS No Passes Intercepted 8 16 Mosley 32 268 564 864 78.5 Cobbins 5 Fumbles/ Fumbles lost 25/12 18/14 Denson 695 65 39 799 72.6 Wooden, Rossum 3 Penalues-Penally yards 53-453 57-455 Farmer 194 19 53 266 44.3 Moore 2 Third down conversions 79-154 59-152 Sollmann 16 15 181 212 19.3 Magee, Monohan. Tatum 1 Percentage 51 39 Chryplewlcz 0 204 0 204 18.5 Fourth down conversoons 7-14 11-21 DEFENSE T A Tot FC FR PBU Sac SCORING TO 2XP 1XP FG Sal Pta Cobbins 80 24 104 1 3 4 1.0 Yda/Gm No Yd• Avg TO Lg Edwards 12 2 o-o o 0 76 Tatum 54 27 81 1 0 3 0.5 80.9 144 809 5.6 9 52 Kinder 10 0 o-o o 0 60 Berry 57 21 78 1 0 3 0.5 65.2 140 717 5.1 9 27 Denson 8 0 o-o o 0 48 Moore 38 32 70 0 2 2 0.0 63.2 137 695 5.1 8 25 Kopka 0 0 27-29 6 0 45 Grasmanis 41 29 70 0 2 1 4.5 32.3 43 4.5 1 22 Mayes 6 1 o-o o 0 38 Magee 42 27 69 1 0 6 0.0 5.4 5 9.8 1 30 Cengia 0 0 12-12 5 0 27 Wooden 42 23 65 0 0 6 0.0 4.9 11 3.5 0 11 Rossum 2 1 o-o 0 0 14 Wynn 43 15 58 1 0 0 6.5 1.6 5 1.6 0 10 Mosley 2 0 0-0 0 0 12 Minor 27 21 48 1 0 0 8.0

NOTRE DAME • • • • THE STARS • • • Sept. 2 NORTHWESTERN L, 17-15 LOU HOLTZ No.Name Poe. Hl WI. YR Sept. 9 ~~rdue W, 35-28 1 Derrick Mayes WR 6-1 204 SR 2 Kinnon Tatum LB 6-0 216 JR Sept. 16 VANtJERBILT W, 41-0 3 Ron Powlus QB 6-2 217 JR Tenth season at Notre Dame. 4 Kory Minor LB 6-2 225 FR Sept. 23 ifXAS ·w. 55-27 Career Record: 208-92-7 5 Emmen Mosley WR 5-9 180 JR Sept. at Ohio State L, 45-26 6 Lyron Cobbins LB 6-0 241 JR 30 Against Florida State 1-1 7 Jarlous Jackson QB 6-2 215 FR Oct. 7 ai-Wastljngton W; 29-21 9 LaRon Moore s 5-9 190 SR Highlights: Reached 200-win milestone 10 Mike Perona OB 6-1 190 JR Oct.14,,Afmy (Giants Sfad:fW, 28-27 11 Tom Krug QB 6-4 206 JR against Purdue. Guided the Irish to a 12 Scon Cengia K 5-9 179 so Oct. 2f .:::.·A·<~ 38-10 12 Mario Strayhorn DB 6-2 205 FR ...... ~ '1;•'"1 National Championship in 1988 and 13 Bert Berry LB 6-3 230 JR Oct. 28 BOSTON COLLEGE W, 20.-1 0 13 John Bishop CB 5-11 170 JR runner-up finishes in 1989 and 1993. 14 Ivory Covington CB 5-9 161 so Nov. 4-- .. .. . NAVY w;-35-17 15 Allen Rossum CB 5-7 176 so 16 Jerry Maloney K 5-11 174 JR Nov. 18 at Air Force W, 44-14 17 Brian Magee s 5-10 204 SR 17 Mark McKenna OB 5-11 182 JR 18 Clksl Champion WR 5-10 191 JR 19 Marcus Thome RB 6·0 224 SR 20 Kevin Kopka K 5-8 175 FR 21 Shannon Stephens RB 5-10 175 FR 22 Shawn Wooden CB 5-11 188 SR 23 Bill Gibbs s 5·10 179 JR lAST TIME MATCHUP 23 Autry Denson RB 5-10 175 FR 24 Ty Goode CB 5-11 183 so 25 Randy Kinder RB 6-1 206 JR 26 Mark Monahan CB 5-11 184 SR Notre Dame 9 Notre Dame trails: 26 Chris McCarthy K 5-11 194 so 27 Bobbie Howard LB 5-11 210 FR Colorado 10 1-2 28 Ken Barry RB 6-0 214 so 29 Roni Enisle DB 6-0 180 JR 29 A'Jani Sanders DB 5-11 175 FR 30 Jarvis Edison s 6-4 213 so Haghib "Rocket" Ismail's Last ND win: 31 Robert Farmer RB 5-10 208 JR 32 Clement Stokes RB 6-Q 203 so miraculous late punt 34-27 in 1993 33 John McLaughlin LB 6-4 222 so 34 Jamie Spencer RB 6-1 245 FR return was called back ~5 Scon Palumbo p 5-11 167 SR 35 Robert Phelps CB 6-0 185 JR due to a Greg Davis clip. Last Florida State win 36 Chirs Wachtel p 5-11 211 JR 37 JaN Kramer LB 6-2 218 so The Buffaloes overcame 23-16 in 1994 38 Sim Stokes CB 6-0 185 JR 39 Benny Guolbeaux DB 6-4 210 FR an injury to quarterback 40 Kevin Carrena TE 6-1 230 SR 41 Joe Sabey LB 6-1 227 so Darian Hagen to win. 42 Mike Frascogna WR 5-8 164 SR 43 Bill Wagasy LB 6-3 224 SR 44 Marc Edwards RB 6-0 227 JR 45 Hunter Smith p 6-3 195 FR 46 James Jackson RB 5-10 205 FR 47 Bill Mi1oulas LB 6-1 217 so CORNERBACK 48 Renaldo Wynn DE 6-3 280 SR 2-Roll• 49 Joe Thomas LB 6-3 205 FR 20·Colzie 52 Alex Mueller OL 6-6 280 FR 53 Lamont Bryant DE 6-4 235 FR 54 Luke Pelilgoul OG 6-6 282 so 55 Shelton Jordan LB 6-4 230 FR 56 Kurt Belisle LB 6-2 220 so 57 Rick Kaczenskl c 6-4 263 JR 58 Mike Burgdorf TE 6-0 205 JR ' 59 Manhaw Kunz s 6-0 209 so 60 Sean Rogers OT 5-10 280 JR 62 Mike McCullough NG 6-2 298 SR FULLBACK 65 Man Griesbach OG 6-0 263 so «·Edwlnll 66 JeH Kilburg OG 6-4 278 JR 19-Thorne 67 John Wagner OL 6-8 300 FR 69 David Quist NG 6-6 281 SR 70 Tim Ridder OL 6-7 280 FR 71 Jerry Wisne OL 6-7 262 FR 72 Ryan Leahy OG 6-4 288 SR 73 Mike Dough!¥ OT 6-7 291 JR 75 Chris Clevenger OT 6-8 265 JR 76 Jeremy Akers OG 6-5 268 SR ··• R RIGHT GUARD MLB 77 Dusty Zeigler c 6-6 292 SR 72-Leahy 44-BUih 78 Jon Spickelmoer c 6-2 265 so 54-Petitgout 47 -Crawford 79 Mike Rosenthal OL 6-7 290 FR 80 Malcolm Johnson WR 6-4 206 so 81 Cha~es StaHord WR 5-9 187 SR 82 Bobby Brown WR 6-3 175 FR STRONG SAFETY 83 ScoH Sollmann WR 5-8 180 JR 6-Hammond WR 5-8 181 26-Battles 84 Dan McConnell SA 86 Antwon Jones DL 6-4 237 FR 87 Jimmy Friday LB 6-3 230 FR 88 Leon Wallace TE 6-3 265 SR 89 Mike Denvir TE 6-3 231 JR 89 John Cerasanr TE 6-4 245 FR 90 Ben Foos DE 6-4 250 SR 91 Darnell Smith DE 6-5 277 JR 93 Paul Grasmanis NG 6-2 279 SR 94 Justin Orr WR 6-0 190 JR 95 Corey Bannan DE 6-1 228 so FLANKER 97 Corey Redder LB 6·1 220 so 6·Mo111y 98 Pete Chryplewicz TE 6-5 257 so 81-StaHord 99 CliH Stroud DE 6-3 265 SR ~-----

1 page 6 The Observer •IRISH EXTRA Wednesday, December 6, 1995 ~M~~a__y __e __ S ______r~~ee~b~le~Ir~is~h~s~q~ua:d~in~1~9~9W4~,hh.e~pe:r~so~n~a~ll~y~;;;;;;~~;;;;;;;;~;;,;;;;;;;;;;~;;~;;~~~~~~~~ carried the team to a 6-5-1 record. Not good for Notre Dame's standards but not continued from page 1 bad considering Mayes often found him­ self playing in 1-on-11 situations. vocal leader. Mayes was the only glimmer of hope "I don't really know how to approach on a team of dread. He provided the the situation," Mayes said. "When peo­ only solace for fans and was the only ple are reaching out for instruction, subject for NBC's cameras. that's when you can feel comfortable After scoring against Air Force in lending a hand." 1994, Mayes was flagged down by field Members of the the Irish receiving reporter John Dockery, in the end zone, core, the AFROS (America's Finest who took his gloves and gave them to his Receivers On Saturdays) don't find any father. problems with asking Mayes for advice. "He asked me about it on that Friday," "I wouldn't want to be under any Mayes said. "I told him, 'I'm not going to other receiver my freshman year,'' fel­ look for you,' and he said, 'Don't worry, low receiver Bobby Brown said. "Just I'll be there."' watching his performance on the field Everyone was at his beck and call in has helped me a lot." 1994. But the team got hammered 48 catches and 6 touchdown recep­ because of a lack of depth and confi­ tions this season can do that. dence. Mayes' 22 touchdown receptions Mayes contemplated going pro and makes him the career leader in that cat­ skipping his senior season, but some­ egory. It's reason enough for his team­ thing called him back. Things like going mates to have voted him the team MVP out a winner and being with his team­ for the second consecutive year. Mayes mates kept him rooted in South Bend. joins Tony Rice and Rick Mirer as play­ But the 1995 season was not what it ers in recent Irish history that have was supposed to be. Losses to enjoyed that honor twice in their Northwestern and Ohio State hurt. An The Observer/Rob Finch carPers. Derrick Mayes leaps to collect a touchdown pass against Navy. It was his 22nd touch­ awful individual performance against down reception of his career. "It's a real honor and a tribute to the Washington ached. other guys,'' Mayes said. "They're all It was the game in which he broke the that makes him a leader. Just when you road could be a tough one. But that's just great to be around." career touchdown record and caught don't expect him to need extra practice, where their leader comes in. They obviously think likewise. the game-winning two-point conversion. he stays late to work on his catching "A lot of what he does is he gives us "We've seen all the great receivers this But it was marred by a couple of skills. confidence," Johnson continued. "A lot year in (USC's) Keyshawn Johnson, dropped passes and a fumble. Derrick Mayes working on his hands. of the stuff he says is motivation. I think (Ohio State's) Terry Glenn and (Texas') "It was not the way I envisioned What a weird concept. we're going to surprise a lot of people." Michael Adams,'' sophomore receiver [breaking the record]," he said after the "It's a credit to the way he is," So might Mayes. Malcolm Johnson said. "Derrick's num­ game. Johnson said. "(Excellence) is the stan­ In the pros, that is. ber one on my list." The pride factor kicked in when he dard he sets for himself. That's just the A so-called off-year has lowered his Mayes has one more catch and five returned to Notre Dame. Self-imposed way he is." draft stock in the eyes of some critics. less touchdowns this season than last, extra work after practice was the Excellence is what the AFROS strive And with his last game in the gold hel­ which is considered by many to be an answer. for. But without Mayes next year, a less­ met approaching quickly, he can't help off-year. Criticisms are riding high and "He caught 300 passes after practice experienced receiving core may not be but think about his future. visibility is dimming for Mayes, who now that Monday," recalled Brown. "It was ready to shine in the big show. "Everybody thinks about their next of finds himself on a top ten team heading amazing to see that kind of determina­ "There's always someone to fill the employment," Mayes said. "You have to for the Orange Bowl. tion. He showed the true Derrick Mayes shoes," Mayes said. "They have the think about supporting yourself. I know "It doesn't bother me," he said. "It's that day." capabilities and their talents are going what I can do. Regardless of where I go, just a reflection of stats." It's the behind-the-scenes, Clark Kent­ to carry them." the cream always rises to the top." 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Marc Edwards

By Tim Sherman The Observer/Mike Ruma With his straight-ahead style on and off the field, Irish fullback Marc Edwards has earned The Observer's Player of the Year honors

k an opposing defensive coordi­ he hits the field, it's all business. He season injury slowed the learning who was three times named NBC Player ator for a thumbnail sketeh of attacks it." process necessary to becoming the com­ of the Game. "They did a lot of twists arc Edwards' playing style and This attacking, straight-ahead mode plete player that Holtz requires. and stunting so straight ahead plays you would likely hear something along has been a main factor ·in making That's where Edwards enters the worked best. To be able to run like we the lines or "good vision, straight-ahead Edwards one of Notre Dame's biggest equation. did those first few plays was just a good style, relentless worker". surprises of the 1995 campaign. "I do try to help out guys like Jamie feeling for the unit." Ask a tmtmmltte for a quiek run-down "I think he's gotten better as he gets as much as I can.," Edwards explained. It was a feeling Edwards was not sure on his pBrsorHtlity, the same would more experience," Irish coach Lou "The thing about Jamie was that he he was going to experience when the apply. Holtz. "He has surpassed what I missed two-a-days and that's when you season commenced. On the field. the Irish fullback sees thought he was capable of and I expect­ do most of your learning. It's just a "I came into the season with an open things others don't - holes in the ed him to have a good year." matter of getting familiar with the mind," Edwards said. "I wasn't sure if I defense. strnngths of the dnfensive. and Much of that success can be attributed offense and picking up stuff like the was going to get the ball a lot or just a tmsy ways to piek up bloeks. to the aforementioned work ethic. blocks. It's little things like double­ few times but eitlwr way would've been OfT the lield, the junior has the parallel "From what I read and heard, at the checking your blocking assignment fine. I really didn't get it too much early visions - holes in the ttmm's makeup. start of the season, I would have said before the play. I have another year to in the season but I just blocked hard for stmngths of the Irish. and easy ways to that if anyone was really going to step help those guys and whoever else they Randy (Kinder) and those guys. I had piek up his downtrodden tt-mmrnates. up it would be Edwards," Spencer said. bring in." some breaks go my way and got thn ball "Basically, lw does a lot of stuff in the "And after the first day of practice and I Maybe the best thing Edwards can do a little more." loeker room likB talking to us," fresh­ ~aw hi~. work habits, that was just con­ in this regard would be to pop a tape of Edwards did enough with those oppor­ man fullbaek Jamie Spencer said. firmed. his 1995 performance into a VCR and let tunities to give Holtz reason to use him a "Anytime you'm down. lw's there to piek If anyone should know, it's Spencer. Spencer soak it in. bit at tailback during the Army and you up. lie's pretty laid baek. But once The prep All-American entered Notre The 6-foot-1, 223-pound Edwards has Southern Cal games. Dame with elations but a enjoyed a marvelous season from start "I like playing tailback.," Edwards to finish. However, his efforts in the said. "It's fun to get back there because middle of the season, particularly the it gives the defense something to think Southern Cal and Boston College games, about. I'm a different style runner than were what cemented Edwards role as a most tailbacks so it's a nice change-up." "go-to-guy" for the Irish. Just as Edwards is adept at various Against the favored Trojans, the bruis­ positions on the on the field, he thrives ing fullback set the tone for the game by wearing different hats ofT the gridiron. rambling for 112 total yards, scoring 3 The mantle of leader is one such role TO's and throwing a two-point conver­ that one of 1996's tri-captains especially sion to Ron Powlus that seemed to tell relishes. the Trojan at least one more year to end ''I've tried to be a leader this year so it their Notre Dame jinx. (being a captain) won't be too much of a But if one game defined Edwards', and change. It's no so much of an honor maybe even Notre Dame's season, it was than it is a responsibility. I'll have to do the contest against the Eagles. In fact, the same type of things that I've done on the opening drive in which Edwards ran a little higher level next year. We have twice for 47 yards and scampered 17 a good group of seniors for next year." yards after a screen pass. spoke vol­ Edwards' continued leadership will umes. obviously be needed next season but it

The Observer/Rob Finch "We just took what the defense was his role on the 1995 team that mat­ Notre Dame fullback Marc Edwards burst through the Boston College defense during his allowed because they were doing a lot of tered the most. And that is why he is finest performance of the season. Edwards' inside runs thoroughly confused the Eagles. different things," explained Edwards. our Player of the Year. • Graded Position Analysis··Final Report By Tim Sherman Quarterback B+ Offensive Line A Secondary B- Ron Powlus' slats declined some last season but Other than Northwestern, the Irish front domi­ Notre Dame's Achilles' Heel coming into the sea­ he did improve upon tho most important number son. the defensive backfield was a major liability - wins. Muffed center exchanges plagued the nated against virtually everybody. An early injury to guard Jeremy Akers could have been early. However, the maturation of' Allen Rossum Irish for mueh of the season, but Powlus evolved and the fact that Shawn Wooden realized his into a team leader, not to mention a pretty effec­ disastrous but Rich Kaczenski filled in more than admirably. The tackles showed much improve­ potential led to a major improvement, though it tive quarterback. Tom Krug handled his late was hindered by LaRon Moore's utter ineptitude. season thrust into the limelight with aplomb. ment throughout the season. Leadership and effectiveness were the hallmarks of Ryan Leahy and Dusty Ziegler. Special Teams C+ Running Backs A Fumbled punts were a major nuisance. In addi­ Marc Edwards was perhaps the team's biggest Defensive Line B tion, placekicker Kevin Kopka was the biggest surprise (seo above). Fleet-footed freshman Not expected to offer too much, the front three flop of the season and could have killed the Irish Autry Denson also was a nice tind. Ho showed a didn't. However, their gritty play, embodied by with his numerous misses. The return game knark for making people miss and turning a no­ Paul Grasmanis, was commendable. 12 com­ wasn't of the game-breaking variety that Lou gainer into four yards. Randy Kinder lost his bined sacks is nothing noteworthy, but consider­ Holtz is used to, but it did the job well enough. starting job in the middle of the season but still ing how small and shallow the line was, one turned out to have a productive enough season. can't complain too much. CoachingA- Holtz's surgery could have been lethal but tho Receivers B Linebackers A Irisb coaching staff came together and did a Derrkk Mayes' numbers were not eye-popping ThQ heart and soul of the defense, the quartet of great job. Two early losses could have made for but his mere pn:sence prevented many teams juniors Lyron Cobbins, Kinnon Tatum and Bert a long season, but the USC win was a boost. from totally focusing on the running attack. Berry, andfrosh Kory Minor was spectacular. Emmett Mosely was reliable, as was the tight The 'backers made the necessary plays with reg­ Overall Grade 3.37 end tandem of Pete Chryplewicz and Leon ularity, often changing momentum with the big The Irish rebounded nicely from a tough start. Wallace. play. This unit was among the .nation's best. They provide hope for the future. ------~------

page 8 The Observer • IRISH EXTRA Wednesday, December 6, 1995 8JociSnuP This FSU 01atchup pales in co01parison PREY· learly, this is the only way it The Penn State snowbowl which set by Steve Spurrier. TEAM RECORD POINTS 1005 the tone a year early, the Kevin The 'Noles don't have a celebrated should end. About two thousand 11-0-0 1538 1 Cmiles too far east and two years McDougal-inspired Michigan victory, two sport athlete. It's even been a long . 1. Nebraska (50) too late, Notre Dame plays Florida the heart wrenching loss to Boston time since they were 'equipped' by 1 2. Florida (12) 12-0-0 1500 2 State... f' College all reappear from the distant altruistic alumni. . 3. Northwestern 10-1-0 1413 3 The above should past. Still, there was mild celebration "=~· 4. Ohio State 11-1-0 1325 5 read "for the nation­ The Florida State game stands above when the pairing was announced. The al championship." them all. It is with no subtle irony, question remains whether it was this 4. Tennessee 10-1-0 1325 4 Instead, insert "in a then, that the Seminoles fill out the year's matchup that people were antic­ 6. Notre Dame 9-2-0 1203 6 bowl game, for a lot Orange Bowl dance card opposite the ipating, or the images of that fantastic 7. Colorado 9-2-0 1140 7 Irish. fall day that the name 'Florida State' of money." 8. Florida State 9-2-0 1128 8 It is that former The 1993 'Noles, before their 31-24 conjures up. statement that still '------' loss to the Irish were heralded as the My suspicion is the latter. 9. Texas 10-1-1 1105 9 haunts the minds of Tim Seymour best college football team. Of all time. Ron Powlus and Derrick Mayes have 10. Kansas State 9-2-0 963 10 upperclassmen. Associate Had Notre Dame's comeback against done us a great service. They have 11.Kansas 9-2-0 833 11 Although two years Sports Editor B.C. not been foiled, the Irish would played good football, they have played have passed, it is that have had the rare opportunity to beat winning football. They have represent­ 12. Oregon 9-2-0 809 12 magical Florida State game that domi­ the best team ever twice. ed the University with class. They will 13. Virginia Tech 9-2-0 801 13 nates conversation in dorm rooms and This year's Seminoles are a poor never replace McDougal and Lake • 14. Michigan 9-3-0 758 14 compensation. As a 9-2 team, Notre Dawson. dining halls. 15. Penn State 8-3-0 733 15 The memory of Shawn Wooden Dame could not hope to end up with a I respect Paul Grasmanis, Brian - knocking down Charlie Ward's last more interesting opponent. But some­ Magee, and Lyron Cobbins. But my 16. Auburn 8-3-0 637 17 . pass still lingers. thing is missing. heart remains with Jim Flanigan, Jeff 17. Southern Cal 8-2-1 536 18 Most of us haven't gotten past it. The best team ever, two years later, Burris, and, even with his hands of 18. Virginia 8-4-0 420 19 is not even the best team in that foot­ stone, Pete Bereich. "That," we say in knowing tones to 8-3-0 406 16 the current freshmen and sophomores, ball juggernaut, the Atlantic Coast This year's bowl gives the Irish a 19. Texas A&M "that was a football game. It will never Conference. chance to crack the Top-5. That's well 20. Washington 7-3-1 365 20 get any better." These Seminoles just aren't scary. and good. 21. Alabama 8-3-0 319 21 The 9-2 'Noles played only two ranked But more importantly, it offers the And truly, it didn't. ~ 22.Miami 8-3-0 289 22 Two years later, one is hard-pressed teams on a schedule that included such opportunity to wax nostalgic. It will to find memories dating after that mag­ powerhouses as Florida A&M. Guess never replace the memories of the ~. l' 23. Clemson 8-3-0 225 24 ical 1993 season. where the '2' in the record came from. 'Game of the Century.' ~j 24.Arkansas 8-4-0 111 23 Bobby Bowden's boys were whupped Nor do we want it to. ~'t-.: 25. Toledo 10-0-1 86 25 CJM

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