2014. Best Be Cool. Joey Alizio Jr. Starting on March 23
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★ THIS IS BEING POSTED ON AUGUST 26 - 2014. BEST BE COOL. JOEY ALIZIO JR. ★ STARTING ON MARCH 23 - 2014. THE WRITING HAD BEGUN HOE S. THIS AINT ENTIRELY EVEN ABOUT NO LITTLE ITTY BITTY LITTLE SWORD FIGHT HERE HAROLD. CINDY FLIPS O U T . (I LOVE THAT.) "ONE FIGHT!!!!!! YOU THINK THAT THIS IS ABOUT ONE LITTLE FUCKING FIGHT HAROLD!????" AS ESPOKENES TO ALL OF YOU. THIS IS THE BIG TIMES HERE HAROLD FUCKING NELSON HOE. THIS WAS THE BIGGEST OF TIMES ON ALL OF EARTH. THIS WAS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMES. "I THINK THAT I KILLED ALOT OF PEOPLE... WELL YES WITH JOE. WELL NO. I AM NOT STUPID. YES WITH MY JOEY HOE. MY NA VA HOE INDIAN. (THAT IS WHAT YOU GOT FOR A HINT.) HAROLD YOU WERE MURDERED. WHEN IT WAS EITHER YOU OR I OR BOTH. WELL I TOOK YOUR LIFE AS JOEY and I WELL WE TOOK YOUR WIFE." HE CUT YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF DUDE. NO YOU STOP. NO YOU LISTEN. I WAS WITH HIM. WE KILLED MELVIN HAROLD. "YES WE (ALL IN LOVE) DID THIS TOGETHER NOW." MELVIN WAS ALOT TOUGHER THAN YOU EVER WERE DUDE. YOU KNOW THE DEAL HAROLD NELSON. JOEY KILLED YOUR PROUD PRECIOUS STEVEN HAY. NO I WONT HANG UP... BUT OH FUCK. OH YES I HAVE ALREADY DONE SO. "I JUST DID HAVE TO FUCKING HANG UP NOW OH FUCK. OH FUCK DIDNT I HAROLD NELSON? YOU MADE YOUR BAD CHOICES..." STOP. THOSE CHOICES WERE FOR YOURSELF. FOR YOUR FUCKING SELF HAROLD. (TWO VOICES CHIME IN TOGETHER NOW.) SANDRA. "JOEYS SANDRA DEE." KNOWN BY THE REAL CRAZY JOEY GALLO. and BABY LESA. AKA LITTLE CINDY LANDRY. THANK YOU LESA. JOEYS FUCKING LESA. FOR BEING STRONGER THAN I EVER COULD HAVE BEEN. GOOD BYE FOR NOW SWEET HEARTS. WHICH IS NICER MORE THAN YOU WOULD HAVE EVER BEEN. YOU WERE FUCKING MURDERED. "NO. I NEVER DID HANG UP. I CANT. JOEY MADE ME DO IT." I DO NEED STRONGER PEOPLE NEAR ME. "FUCK YOU HAROLD FUCKING NELSON. YOU WERE SERIOUSLY FUCKING MURDERED." I LOVE MY MUSICAS. I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA HOE ASS LIKE THIS. MY MY MY. POKER FACED HOE ASSED BITCH ASSED NI GG A. HOES . OH YES. I DO LIKE THIS... MEAN ASS HOE ASS NI GG A. BITCH ASS HOE S. http://youtu.be/bESGLojNYSo IN OTHER... SHE HOLDS MY POKER FACE HELD UP HIGH. SHE IS ONE MEAN HOE ASS NI GG A. ASS WOMAN. SHE IS ONE OF MY BORN KILLERS. NO THIS IS NOT A SECRET... NO. YOU WILL KNOW... THAT IS PART OF THE PROBLEM HERE HOE S. THIS BITCH DOES NOT WISH TO DIE TO YOU. EVER. THIS BITCH DOES NOT WISH TO LIE TO YOU. EVER. "YOU ARE DEAD. THAT IS MY POKER FACE ASSHOLE." One Second Later Now Hoe s. Oh Hoe s. I Know You Are Just So Going To Love This. "Oh I Know You're Gonna Love This..." HE WASNT OVER HIS HEAD. NO. HE DIDNT "FUCK UP." IT WAS NONE OF THAT. IT WAS JOEY. YOU FUCK WITH JOEY and HE WILL COME and HE WILL KILL YOU. THAT IS OUR SICILIAN WAY OF LIFE. EVERYONE HAS HAD A WARNING. EVERYONE HAS HEARD THE TRUTHS AS SPOKEN TO THEM. YES. VERY MUCH OUTLOUD AS SUCH AS WELL. THAT IS IT. THAT IS THAT. THIS IS THIS. CARLO. JOHNNY. JOSEPH. SAMMY. CRAZY JOEY GALLO. BARRY WINDHAM. THIS MIX IS FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND JUST HOW CLOSE YOU ALWAYS WERE TO THE WRONG PERSONS. "THESE WERE THE WRONG PEOPLE TO FUCK WITH RIGHT HERE." JOSEPH ANTHONY ALIZIO (JR) THIS IS WHO YOU FUCKED WITH. NO MATTER HOW YOU GO ON and YOU TRY TO STEVEN HAY SLICE THIS. YOU WERE A SMALLER PERSON THAN HAD BEEN PRESENTED TO OTHERS. YOU ARE THIS. "SLASH. SLASH. SLASH. YOUR TIRES NOW DUDE." ME. WELL I SAY: "THAT IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS IMPORTANT ABOUT YOUR LIVES. LITTLE PETTY $2.00 DOLLAR NI GG A. FUCKING MOVES DUDE." . I WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS MYSELF DUDE. I SLASHED MY OWN TIRES DUDE. TO COVER UP FOR MURDERING SEVERAL ONES OF YOU DUDE. YES THERE WAS SEVERAL DEAD CAB TAXI DRIVERS INVOLVED AS WELL. ABC TAXI. TOWN TAXI. "INDEPENDANTS WAY" CAB CO. ONE LIBERTY TREE SHOPPING SHAWL. TAXACHUSETTS WAY TO GO HO E. "RIGHT O U T . IN THE OPEN. IT WAS IN FRONT OF THE SAIL LOFT BAR ON COMMERCIAL STREET PORTLAND MAINE. NO ONE REMEMBERS EXCEPT FOR THE KILLERS HERE SOMETIMES. and THEY MOST CERTAINLY ARE THOSE EXACT KILLERS HERE." "WELL JOEY JUST SAID YOU CAN SEE ME DOWN IN PLYMOUTH MASSACHUSETTS THEN NI GG A." "SOMEDAY...WE WILL BE TOGETHER... OH YES...SOMEDAY WE WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER. (WE SHALL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER NOW.) OH YES WE WILL...OH YES WE WILL..." Paused. ONE SICILIAN HELICOPTER FLOWN OVER TWO CUCKOOS NESTS. THREE TIMES IN A ROW. "PLYMOUTH? OH OKAY WELL THAT IS ENOUGH TIME FOR JOEY TO FIGURE O U T . HOW TO KILL YOU BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN GET THERE. NO. THAT IS THE REAL JOEY. I KNOW HIM VERY WELL." NO DUDE. THERE NEVER WAS A PLYMOUTH INDUSTRIAL PARK FOR YOU DUDE. "OH MY SWEET NOEL." THERE ARE TWO TWO'S OF THEM NOW HOE S. "IF YOU DO MAKE IT THERE...JUST START RUNNING OFF. YES. YOU NEED TO START RUNNING...JUST RUN AWAY FROM THIS GUY." KEITH PATRICK "MCDERMOTT." SIGNED THIS ON HIS LIFE. KEITH. WELL. HE SIGNED THIS WITH HIS LIFE IN FACT. KEITH = MAY AS WELL BE ALL OF YOU. YOU = MY SWORN ENEMIES FOR LIFE. "UNTIL EVEN LONG AFTER THE DEATHS OF..." Paused. No. You Is A Snitch Ni gg aaaaa.....zzzzzzzzz... "NI GG A. WENT and HE FELL ASLEEP ON ME..." SHANTAQUALAS. NO SHE HAS A REAL PUSSY NOW S. MY BITCH CRAZY SHA NA NA S. Aight Then... "BITCH HANG UP THAT PHONE..." SHHH SHHH SHHHH...... "OKAY NOW. (PAUSED.) LETS DO ANOTHER LINE." LETS DO 100 MORE FUCKING LINES BITCH. C O C A I N E . J O E Y. WE A R E C R A Z Y I N L O V E . WHAT? MYSELF QUOTING MR. SCARFACE SONG LYRICS? WELL YES. SMILE. SUNSHINE. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. THIS IS MY LIFE. NI GG A. "WELL EVERYDAY IT WAS THE SAME OLD THING. BITCH ASS HOE ASS NI GG A. YOU'RE EITHER WORKING OR YOUR SLINGING JOEY'S COCAINE." WITHOUT WHITEY AROUND. NO. YOU AINT BEEN "EITHER OR" WORKING. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL NOW? OH NO COME ON NOW S!!!! WHO IS YOU TRYING TO PULL OFF OF THAT WOOL NOW S!? ON MY BLOCK. I KNOW HOW TO TIE MY KNOTS NOW NI GG A. TIGHT. LOOSE. LOOSENED. ALL OPEN FULLY THROTTLED I AM STANDING OVER MY TOILET RIGHT NOW. THE FEDS IS WATCHING NI GG AS. BEEN PLOTTING TO GET ME S. THREE CAR DOORS JUST OPENED UP. I CANT SEE O U T . FRONT RIGHT NOW. NI GG AS. WILL SEE ME HOE. SHUT UP HOE. "FAKE GO TO THE STORE. QUICK NOW HOE." JUST WALK RIGHT OUTSIDE. YOU LOOK! and YOU WALK BRISKLY BACK IN... AS IF YOU MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR SOMETHINGS... OR ANOTHER S.... "JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!' OH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT BITCH. DONT WANNA DO NOTHING. FUCKING KILL YOU HOE. IF THEY DONT JUST RAID ME RIGHT NOW. YOU MA FUCKEN BITCH YOU. "BUT NO. JOEY I AM SO SCARED." OH OKAY THEN HOE. ASS.....BITCH....YOU..... "JOEY YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU...JOEY? JOEY?" I WAS EITHER OUT ANOTHER DOOR OR STILL TRAPPED IN THE BATHROOM. HIDING SHITTE IN THIS BITCHES DRAWERS. IN THE CLOSET. IN THE GOD-DAMNED FUCKING SILVERWARE DRAWER. JUST PULLED O U T . STUFFED JAMMED BACK IN S. "BITCH ASS HOE ASS NI GG A. BITCH AS HOE. I DO THIS SHITTE RIGHT HERE S. I AM THAT PLAYAH. I AM THAT HUSTLAH." BITCH IM GONNA LEAVE YA. OH NOTHING NOW HOE. I DO NEED MY SLEEP NOW S. ...HOE (DOSING OFF.) YOU HOE S. YOU S...... fucking hoe s. you s..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... "NO. YOU IS A SNITCH NI GG A...." THE LAST THING JOEY EVER SAID. HE WAS WATCHING MTV VH1 BET VIDEOS. MR. SCARFACE IS BACK!!!!!! (IN THIS MUTHA FUCKA!) I HAD TO GO TO SEE MY SISTER and MY JOEY... WELL....HE TOOK OFF... HE WAS....PROBABLY RUNNING.... HER SISTER INTERRUPTS: "I WOULD BE RUNNING RIGHT WITH HIM...FROM YOU..." (SHE STILL TALKING...) TO GET AWAY S. FROM ME.... WELL YOU KNOW HOW S. I CAN GET "SOMETIMES." OH YEAHS! EVERYONE KNOWS HOW THIS BITCH CAN GET "SOMETIMES." YES. WHEN MY EARACHE OF MANY DAYS NOW GOES AWAY I AM SURE THAT I WILL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. OH SO THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. YOU ASSHOLES. I AM WEARING MY HAT INSIDE. DRIVE BY and LOOK UP AT BIGG DADDY JOSEPH THROUGH MY WINDOW. YOU C U N T S. YOU. PENAL CODE. THE PENAL SYSTEM. PENIS. "JOEY HAS A PENIS. WE DO NOT." JOEYS BIG FAT FUCKING PENIS. LET US ALL FIGURE O U T . TOGETHER WHERE IDIOT KING ILLITERATE GEORGEY W. BUSH WENT WRONG THIS TIME HOE S. I MEAN JUST SIT HERE and THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW SO FAR. THIS WAS PROBABLY A SECRET THAT I WAS SHARING WITH MY WOMEN AT ONE TIME. MY SOLID ORIGINAL WOMEN. NOT YOU WISHEY WASHEY IDIOTS. WHY...I HAVE A PENIS and MY NI GG A. ENEMIES... WELL NO. THEY DO NOT. OEN BIGG FATT FUCKING SECRET. OUR SECRET CODES OF HONOR NOT TO TELL.