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Goro and Arnie's Bartending Guide

Greg Rhoads

 Gorillas Limited, May 19, 1991. Table of Contents

Section 1: Measurements p. 3 - 4

Section 2: Alphabetized Recipes p. 5 - 32

Section 3: General Drink Recipes p. 33 - 34

Section 4: Recipes p. 35 - 42

Section 5: Index p. 43 - 51 Bar Measurements Standard Bar Measures Notes

1 Dash/Splash 1/32 ounce 1/2 oz. of is equal to 1 count. Assuming you are using a pourer on your bottles, to measure 1/2 oz. of 1 Teaspoon 1/8 ounce liquor, count "1001... 1002 ... 1003" as you are pouring. After a while, you should be able to do it by eye. 1 Tablespoon 3/8 ounce To make , fill glass two-thirds full of ice 1 Pony 1 ounce before adding liquor. Always pour liquor in before the mixer. Do not stir containing carbonated 1 Jigger/Bar glass 1 1/2 ounces mixers.

1 Wineglass 4 ounces To make , lowballs, and other shaken or stirred drinks, fill shaker half-full of ice. For 1 Split 6 ounces lowballs, fill the glass about half-full of ice before pouring drink. 1 Cup 8 ounces Most shaken drinks which contain light can also be made as blended drinks, substituting Metric Conversions for the light cream.

1 fluid ounce 29.573 milliliters To make blended drinks, first fill blender half-full of ice. If necessary, add more ice as you are blending. 1 quart 9.4635 deciliters Always keep fruit juices and other mixers refrigerated. 1 gallon 3.7854 liters In fruit drinks, e.g. strawberry , always 3.3814 fluid ounce 1 milliliter use fresh fruit, not frozen.

33.814 fluid ounces 1.0567 quarts 1 liter 0.26417 gallon

10 milliliters 1 centiliter 10 centiliters 1 deciliter 10 deciliters 1 liter Alphabetized Drink Recipes 57 Chevy Affinity Almeria

1 1/2 oz. 3/4 oz. dry 1 1/2 oz. rum 1 1/2 oz. 3/4 oz. sweet vermouth 1 oz. 1 1/2 oz. 1 1/2 oz. scotch 1 oz. Kahlua fill with pineapple juice 2 dashes Angostura 1 white serve in glass combine over ice, stir, strain shake, strain into lowball glass into glass and with strip of lemon or orange peel and a 747 cherry. Almond Delight

See B-52 #1 1 1/2 oz. Sambuka Agent Orange 3 oz. serve in lowball glass ABC 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's 1 1/2 oz. amaretto serve in lowball glass Almond Joy 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 1/2 oz. 3 oz. amaretto serve in lowball glass Alabama Slammer #1 1 1/2 oz. cream de cacao dash of cream 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort serve in lowball glass Acapulco 1/2 oz. 1/2 oz. sloe 1 1/2 oz. splash of orange juice Amaretto 1/2 oz. triple sec shake, strain into lowball glass 1/2 oz. light rum 1 1/2 oz. amaretto 1 oz. 3 oz. sour mix splash of Rose's Alabama Slammer #2 shake, strain into lowball glass shake, strain into lowball glass or serve straight in sour glass wedge 1 part Southern Comfort cherry and orange slice 1 part 1 part orange juice shake, strain into highball glass Angel's Lips

3 oz. Benedictine 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream serve in lowball glass

6 Antifreeze #1 B-52 #1 Bahama Mama

1 oz. banana liqueur 1 oz. amaretto 1/2 oz. coconut rum (or liqueur) fill with orange juice 1 oz. kahlua 1/2 oz. dark rum stir in lowball glass 1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1/4 oz. kahlua shake, strain into shot glass 1/4 oz. 151 4 oz. pineapple juice Antifreeze #2 blend, serve in exotic glass B-52 #2 1 part triple sec 1 part blue curacao 1 part kahlua Bairn 6 parts tart orange juice 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream serve in highball glass over 1 part Grand Marnier 2 oz. scotch dry ice layer Bailey's, kahlua, then 1/2 oz. Cointreau Grand Marnier in shot glass 1-2 dashes orange bitters combine over ice, shake, and Apple Blossom strain into lowball glass Bacardi 3 oz. apple 1 1/2 oz. cranberry juice 2 oz. light rum Banana Banshee serve in lowball glass 2 oz. sour mix 1/2 oz. grenadine 2 oz. banana liqueur shake, strain into 2 oz. white creme de cacao Apple Jack 2 oz. light cream shake, strain into lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. apple schnapps Back Street Banger 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels serve in lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels Banana Colada 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream serve in lowball glass 1 oz. light rum Aquarius 1/2 oz. coconut rum 1/2 oz. banana liqueur 1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey Bad Habit 1 sliced banana 1/2 oz. cherry brandy 8 oz. pineapple juice 1 oz. cranberry juice 1 1/2 oz. vodka blend, serve in exotic glass shake, strain into lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. peach schnapps straw serve in lowball glass

7 Banana Black Cat

4 parts light rum 3 part champagne 1 1/2 oz. tequila 1 part white creme de cacao 1 part peach schnapps 1 1/2 oz. amaretto 1 part banana liqueur serve in champagne glass serve in lowball glass 1 sliced banana blend, serve in exotic glass straw Bermuda Highball Black Devil

3/4 oz. gin 3 oz. light rum Barbary Coast 3/4 oz. brandy 1/2 oz. dry vermouth 3/4 oz. dry vermouth stir, strain into cocktail glass 1 oz. scotch fill with ginger or club soda black olive 1 oz. gin serve in highball glass 1 oz. light rum lemon 3/4 oz. white creme de cacao Black Mexican combine over ice, shake serve in highball glass Bermuda Rose Cocktail 1 1/2 oz. tequila 1 1/2 oz. kahlua 1 1/4 oz. gin serve in lowball glass Barn Door dash of apricot brandy dash of grenadine 2 oz. scotch shake, strain into cocktail glass 1 oz. Cointreau 1-2 dashes orange bitters 5 oz. vodka combine over ice, shake, and Between The Sheets 1 1/2 oz. kahlua strain into lowball glass stir in lowball glass 1 oz. brandy 1 oz. triple sec 1 oz. light rum Black Velvet shake, strain into cocktail glass 1 1/2 oz. vodka 10 oz. lager fill with pineapple juice 1 oz. dark rum splash of cranberry juice Birth Control serve in mug stir in highball glass 1 1/2 oz. 1 1/2 oz. gin serve in lowball glass

8 Bloody Brain Blue Hawaiian Bonny Doon

3 oz. strawberry schnapps 2 parts coconut rum 1 1/2 oz. scotch 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part blue curacao 1/2 oz. sweet vermouth dash of grenadine 3 parts pineapple juice 2 tsp. Benedictine pour schnapps into lowball dash of orange juice combine over ice, shake, and glass, dribble Bailey's in stir in highball glass strain into lowball glass middle, dash of grenadine

Blue Whale BonBon Bloody Maria 2 part vodka 1 1/2 oz. triple sec 1 1/2 oz. tequila 2 parts sour mix 1 1/2 oz. tequila fill with tomato juice 1 parts blue curacao dash of grenadine 3-5 drops Tabasco blend, serve in exotic glass serve in lowball glass 3-5 drops Worcestershire sauce dab of horseradish dash of celery salt Boat Drink Bootleg dash of black pepper dash of lemon juice 3 oz. vodka 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels stir in highball glass 1 oz. Meyers' Rum 1 1/2 oz. celery stalk or lime wedge 2/3 to top with pineapple juice 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort fill to top with orange juice serve in lowball glass lemon twist Blow Job fill 30 oz. tea tumbler 3/4 full of ice, add liquid, stir well Bootlegger 1 oz. Kahlua top with 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels serve in shot glass* Boccie Ball 1 1/2 oz. tequila with no hands, grab the shot 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort glass with your mouth, tilt 1 1/2 oz. amaretto serve in lowball glass your head back and swallow. fill with club soda *Be careful the glass shatters splash of orange juice easily. (it has happened, really) serve in highball glass

9 Borinquen Bourbon Highball Cocktail

1 1/2 oz. light rum 1 1/2 oz. bourbon 1 oz. gin 1 oz. grenadine fill with ginger ale or club soda 1/2 oz. dry vermouth 1 oz. orange juice serve in highball glass 1/2 oz. sweet vermouth splash of passion fruit syrup lemon twist splash of orange juice dash of 151 rum shake, strain into cocktail glass blend, serve in lowball glass orange slice Brain

Boston Cocktail See Bloody Brain Bubble Gum

1 oz. brandy 1 1/2 oz. banana liqueur 1 oz. Cointreau Brandy 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1 oz. light rum shake, strain into lowball glass 2 oz. brandy dash of grenadine 2 oz. dark creme de cacao serve in lowball glass 2 oz. light cream Boston Tea Party shake, strain into lowball glass pinch of and/or Bulldog equal parts vodka, scotch, dry vermouth, 1 1/2 oz. gin triple sec, rum, gin, tequila fill with ginger ale or club soda 1/4 fill with orange juice Brandy Highball splash of orange juice 1/4 fill with coke serve in highball glass sour mix to taste 1 1/2 oz. brandy serve in highball glass; alcohol fill with ginger ale or club soda should fill 1/2 of glass; with O.J., serve in highball glass Bum Fucker coke, and sour mix filling the lemon twist rest. Yes this is seven alcohols, 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels but it beats a Long Island. 1 1/2 oz. tequila Brave Bull serve in lowball glass

Bourbon Fog 5 oz. tequila 2 1/2 oz. kahlua 1 part bourbon stir in lowball glass 1 part vanilla ice-cream 1 part stir in highball glass

10 Burnt Raybird Cafe Royal Capital Punishment

1/4 oz. amaretto 1 cube 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels 1/4 oz. creme de cacao (dark) brandy 1 1/2 oz. amaretto 1/4 oz. kahlua hot coffee serve in lowball glass 5 oz. hot coffee put sugar cube, well soaked in whip cream brandy, in a spoon and ignite; serve in mug when flame is out, drop into Cappuchino Sausalito coffee 1/2 oz. amaretto Buttercup 1/2 oz. kahlua California Lemonade 1/2 cup hot coffee 1/2 oz. butterscotch schnapps 1/2 cup hot chocolate 1 oz. Truffles Liqueur 2 oz. blended whiskey whip cream 2 oz. hot half-and-half 2 oz. sour mix serve in coffee mug whip cream dash of grenadine serve in mug shake, strain into soda glass Capri

Cafe Amaretto California Root Beer See Banana Banshee

1/2 oz. amaretto 1 oz. kahlua 1/2 oz. kahlua 1 oz. Chambord & 1 cup hot coffee 2 oz. club soda whipped cream 1 oz. coke 1 part Chambord pour into coffee optional splash of beer 1 part Cognac and top with whipped cream serve in soda glass heat in brandy snifter serve in mug

Cape Codder Chambord & Champagne Cafe French 1 1/2 oz. vodka fill with champagne 1/2 oz. triple sec fill with cranberry juice dash of chambord 1/2 oz. amaretto stir in highball glass serve in champagne glass 1/4 oz. Baileys Irish Cream 5 oz. hot coffee serve in mug

11 Chambord Colada Cocomacoque Creamsicle #1

1 1/2 oz. Chambord 1 1/2 oz. light rum 2 oz. triple sec 1 1/2 oz. light rum 2 oz. orange juice 2 oz. white creme de cacao 2 oz. pineapple juice 2 oz. pineapple juice 2 oz. light cream 1/2 oz. cream of coconut 1 oz. sour mix shake, strain into lowball glass 3/4 cup ice shake, strain into exotic glass mix in blender 2 oz. burgundy serve in highball glass pineapple slice Creamsicle #2

3 oz. amaretto Chambord Frost Coconut Cream Pie 3 oz. Kahlua 1 1/2 oz. milk 1 1/2 oz. Chambord 1 1/2 oz. coconut rum 1 1/2 oz. orange juice juice of 1/4 lemon top with whipped cream shake, strain into highball glass shake, strain into lowball glass serve in shot glass

Creamy Bush Chi-Chi Bulldog 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part vodka 5 oz. vodka 1 1/2 oz. 1 part cream of coconut 2 1/2 oz. kahlua serve in shot glass 2 parts pineapple juice 3 oz. coke blend, serve in exotic glass stir in lowball glass cherry and/or pineapple slice Coffee Alexander straw Comfortable Brother 2 oz. coffee brandy 2 oz. white creme de cacao Chocolate Chip 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 2 oz. light cream 1 1/2 oz. shake, strain into lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. chilled vodka serve in lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. Frangelico serve in lowball glass Cuba Libre Comfortable Screw 1 1/2 oz. light rum 1 oz. vodka fill with coke 3/4 oz. Southern Comfort serve in highball glass fill with orange juice lime wedge serve in highball glass

12 Cum In A Hot Tub Dirty Mother Fireball #1

1 1/2 oz. orange juice 3 oz. brandy 1 1/2 oz. brandy 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 3 oz. Kahlua 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca serve in shot glass stir in lowball glass serve in lowball glass

Daily Mail Dirty Sock Fireball #2

2 1/2 oz. scotch 1 1/2 oz. scotch 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua 1/2 tsp. superfine sugar 1 1/2 oz. pineapple juice 1 1/2 oz. 2 tsp. lemon juice serve in lowball glass serve in lowball glass 2 dashes curacao 1 dash amaretto combine, stir, pour into cocktail Dr. Pepper Firecracker serve in lowball glass 1 shot layered 1 1/2 oz. cinnamon schnapps 1 part amaretto (bottom) 1 1/2 oz. cherry brandy Daiquiri 1 part rootbeer schnapps dash of Tabasco sauce dash of 151 rum (top) serve in lowball glass 2 oz. light rum beer 2 oz. sour mix splash coca-cola dash of Rose's serve in beer mug Flaming Blue Fuck shake, strain into highball glass drop layered shot of amaretto, lime wedge schnapps, and rum into beer 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao serve in shot glass Depth Charge English Highball set on fire and drink through a straw 10 oz. lager in beer mug 3/4 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. tequila 3/4 oz. brandy drop tequila into beer 3/4 oz. dry vermouth Flaming and chug it down fill with ginger ale or club soda serve in highball glass 12 oz. lager in beer mug lemon twist 1 1/2 oz. 151 rum flame the 151 rum, drop it in the beer, and chug it down

13 Flying Fuck Frozen Daiquiri Fuzzy Navel

1 1/2 oz. Sambuca 5 parts light rum 1 1/2 oz. peach schnapps 1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels 1 part triple sec fill with orange juice serve in lowball glass 3 parts sour mix stir in highball glass blend, serve in exotic glass lemon wedge or orange slice Fog Horn straw Fuzzy Screw

1 1/2 oz. gin 3/4 oz. vodka dash of Rose's Frozen 3/4 oz. peach schnapps fill with ginger ale fill with orange juice serve in highball glass 2 parts tequila stir in highball glass lime wedge 1 part triple sec 4 parts sour mix dash of Rose's Gasoline Fred Fuddpucker blend, serve in exotic glass optional salted rim 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1 1/2 oz. tequila big lime wedge 1 1/2 oz. tequila fill with orange juice straw serve in lowball glass splash of galliano stir in highball glass Frozen Gentle Ben

French Connection 1 part tequila 1 oz. vodka 3 parts pineapple juice 1 oz. gin 5 oz. brandy splash of grenadine 1 oz. tequila 2 1/2 oz. amaretto blend, serve in exotic glass fill with orange juice stir in highball glass pineapple stick shake, strain into highball glass cherry and orange slice

French Summer Fuzzy Dick Get Laid 3/4 oz. Chambord 1 part Kahlua 3 oz. sparkling water 1 part Grand Marnier 1 oz. vodka slice lemon and orange fill with coffee; top with whip 3/4 oz. raspberry schnapps add chambord to wine glass, cream; serve in coffee glass fill with pineapple juice then water. Garnish and stir. splash of cranberry juice stir in highball glass

14 Cocktail Gin & Tonic

3 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. gin 2 oz. green creme de menthe dry vermouth: fill with tonic 2 oz. white creme de cacao regular 3/4 oz. serve in highball glass 2 oz. light cream dry 1/2 oz. lemon wedge shake, strain into lowball glass extra dry 1/4 oz. in 'n' out swirl stir, strain into cocktail glass Girl Scout Cookie The Great Pumpkin Punch onion 2 oz. kahlua 1 part Apple 1 oz. peppermint schnapps 2 parts Ginger Ale 2 oz. light cream 1 part Rum shake, strain into lowball glass serve in a hollowed-out 3 oz. gin pumpkin with little chunks 3/4 oz. grenadine of floating pumpkin stir, strain into cocktail glass Godfather lime wedge 5 oz. scotch Green Dragon 2 1/2 oz. amaretto Gin Alexander stir in lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. gin 1 oz. green creme de menthe 2 oz. gin 1/2 oz. kummel 2 oz. white creme de cacao Godmother 1/2 oz. lemon juice 2 oz. light cream several dashes peach or shake, strain into lowball glass 5 oz. vodka orange bitters 2 1/2 oz. amaretto mix with cracked ice, strain stir in lowball glass into a chilled cocktail glass Gin & Sin

1 oz. gin Green Fantasy 1 oz. sour mix splash of orange juice 2 oz. galliano 1 oz. vodka splash of grenadine 2 oz. white creme de cacao 1 oz. dry vermouth shake, strain into cocktail glass 2 oz. light cream 1 oz. melon liqueur shake, strain into lowball glass kiwi slices serve in chilled balloon glass mix with crushed ice until drink is frappeed

15 Green Island Hairy Virgin Hawaiian

1 1/2 oz. vodka 2 parts light rum See Bay Breeze 3 oz. pineapple juice 1 part triple sec juice of 1 lime 2 parts pineapple juice 1/2 tsp. sugar syrup blend, serve in exotic glass Headless Horseman 1/2 oz green creme de menthe cherry pineapple spear 1 1/2 oz. vodka mix with cracked ice, strain into dash of bitters chilled glass, layer Happy Hawaiian fill with ginger ale creme de menthe on top serve in highball glass 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua orange slice 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream Green Lagoon fill with pineapple juice serve in lowball glass Honolulu Hammer 1 oz. gin 1 oz. green creme de menthe 1 1/2 oz. vodka 3 oz. pineapple juice Harvey Wallbanger 1/2 oz. amaretto mix with cracked ice strain splash of pineapple juice into a chilled cocktail glass 1 1/2 oz. vodka splash of grenadine fill with orange juice shake, strain into cocktail glass splash of galliano Green stir in highball glass Hot Chocolate 1 part green creme de menthe 1 part clear brandy Havana Cocktail 6 oz. milk serve in lowball glass Hershey syrup 3/4 oz. light rum 1 oz. rum 1 1/2 oz. pineapple juice serve in coffee mug dash of grenadine shake, strain into cocktail glass 1 1/2 oz. vodka Hot Chocolate Almond fill with juice stir in highball glass Hawaiian Cocktail 2 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps 1/2 oz. Amaretto 2 oz. gin 5 oz. hot chocolate Hairy Navel 1/2 oz. triple sec serve in mug with whip cream splash of pineapple See Fuzzy Screw shake, strain into cocktail glass

16 Hot Irish Nut for Two Jamaican Coffee

1 part Baileys 4 sugar cubes 1 oz. brandy 1 part Frangelico 3 oz. Grand Marnier 1 oz. light rum (1 part amaretto optional) 4 oz. Irish whiskey coffee coffee Hot, fresh black coffee pinch of nutmeg serve in coffee mug Whipped cream Divide orange liqueur and sugar in two irish coffee glasses, Jamaican Yoyo Iced Coffee Fillip warm in a microwave. Light liqueur. While the flames are 1 1/2 oz. rum 1/2 oz. Kahlua dancing, pour coffee to 1 inch 1 1/2 oz. cooled strong coffee of top of glass. Divide whiskey serve in lowball glass serve chilled in a glass between glasses and top with whipped cream. Irish Coffee #1 Iron Butterfly 1 1/2 oz. gin 1 oz. irish whiskey 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 tsp. sugar 1 part Kahlua dry vermouth: hot coffee 1 part vodka regular 3/4 oz. 1 oz. cream 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream dry 1/2 oz. warm glass in hot water, serve in lowball glass extra dry 1/4 oz. combine sugar and whiskey, in 'n' out swirl layer cream on top stir, strain into cocktail glass Italian Coffee olive

Irish Coffee #2 1 1/2 oz. amaretto 1 1/2 tsp. coffee ice-cream Jawbreaker 1 cup of coffee coffee 1 oz. blended whiskey pinch of ground 1 oz. cinnamon schnapps 1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream serve in mug 1/2 oz. Tabasco add sugar if desired, stir, serve in shot glass top with whipped cream Jackhammer

1 1/2 oz. vodka fill with pineapple juice stir in highball glass

17 Jello Shots Felix La Jolla

4 pkgs unflavored jello sparkling water 1 1/2 oz. brandy 3 3 oz. boxes Lime Jello splash of creme de cassis 1 1/2 oz. banana liqueur grain alcohol + water twist of lime dash of grenadine make jello according to serve in lowball glass splash of orange juice directions; do not make shake, strain into lowball glass alcohol/water concentration greater than 50/50 Kir Royale Warning: it is flammable! Leap Frog fill with champagne splash of creme de cassis 1 1/2 oz. gin Jellybean serve in champagne glass dash of lemon juice or highball glass fill with ginger ale 3 oz. brandy serve in highball glass 1 oz. dash of grenadine Kiss In The Dark stir in lowball glass Lemonade 1 oz. gin 1 oz. cherry brandy 1 1/2 oz. vodka Kamikaze 1 oz. dry vermouth lemon juice stir, strain into highball glass serve in lowball glass 2 oz. vodka 1 oz. triple sec 1 oz. lime juice Knockout Lift splash of grenadine shake, strain into shot glass 1 oz. Southern Comfort 1/4 oz. amaretto 1 oz. apricot brandy 1/4 oz. 1 oz. sloe gin 1/4 oz. Tia Maria Kir splash of orange juice 5 oz. hot coffee shake, strain into lowball glass serve in mug with whip cream fill with splash of creme de cassis serve in wine glass Lager & Lime or highball glass 10 oz. lager splash of grenadine serve in beer mug lime wedge

18 Loch Ness Monster Long Island Ice Tea #2 Maiden's Blush

1 1/2 oz. scotch 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 1/2 oz. gin 1 tsp. peppermint schnapps 1 1/2 oz. light rum 1/2 oz. triple sec 3 oz. club soda 1 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. sour mix combine over ice, shake, strain 3/4 oz. gin splash of grenadine into lowball glass; add club soda 1/2 oz. melon liqueur shake, strain into cocktail glass and stir 1/2 oz. sour mix mix in a highball glass over ice Mai-Tai #1 Long Beach Ice Tea Look Out Below 2 oz. light rum 1/2 oz. vodka 2 oz. sour mix 1/2 oz. light rum 1 1/2 oz. 151 rum 1/2 oz. amaretto 1/2 oz. triple sec dash of grenadine 1 oz. curacao orange liqueur 1/2 oz. gin shake, strain into lowball glass splash of grenadine 1/2 oz. melon liqueur shake, strain into exotic glass 1 1/2 oz. cranberry juice straw mix in highball glass over ice Lulu

1/2 oz. vodka Mai-Tai #2 #1 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. light rum 2 oz. light rum 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. amaretto 2 oz. dark rum 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. peach schnapps 4 oz. pineapple juice 1/2 oz. light rum 1 oz. sour mix 3/4 oz. sweet & sour 1/2 oz. gin splash of pineapple juice float 151 on top 1/2 oz. tequila splash of grenadine serve in highball glass 1 oz. sour mix shake, strain into soda glass splash of orange juice straw splash of coke Mandeville shake, strain into soda glass lemon wedge Madras 1 1/2 oz. light rum straw 1 oz. dark rum 1 1/2 oz. vodka dash of galliano half-fill with cranberry juice dash of Rose's half-fill with orange juice dash of coke stir in highball glass dash of grenadine shake, strain into lowball glass

19 Manhasset Martini Melon Cocktail

1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey 3 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. gin 1/2 oz. dry vermouth dry vermouth: 3/4 oz. melon liqueur 1/2 oz. sweet vermouth regular 3/4 oz. 1/2 oz. triple sec dash of Rose's dry 1/2 oz. 1/2 oz. lemon juice shake, strain into cocktail glass extra dry 1/4 oz. mix with cracked ice stir, strain into cocktail glass strain into a chilled cocktail olive glass

3 oz. rye whiskey or bourbon Melon Fever sweet and dry vermouth: regular 3/4 oz., 0 oz. 1 1/2 oz. 2 oz. melon liqueur dry 0 oz., 3/4 oz. beer 1/2 oz. triple sec perfect 1/2 oz., 1/2 oz. serve in beer mug 2 oz. cream stir, strain into cocktail glass serve in lowball glass cherry and/or orange slice Mellow Yellow Mexican Coffee Margarita 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1 1/2 oz. Galliano 1 oz. kahlua 1 1/2 oz. tequila serve in lowball glass coffee 1/2 oz. triple sec whip cream 1 oz. sour mix pinch of nutmeg splash of Rose's Melon Ball #1 serve in mug shake, strain into highball glass optional salted rim 1 1/2 oz. vodka lime wedge 1 1/2 oz. melon liqueur Mexicana 3 oz. pineapple juice serve in lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. tequila 1 oz. sour mix splash of pineapple Melon Ball #2 dash of grenadine shake, strain into lowball glass 1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. melon liqueur fill with orange juice stir in lowball glass

20 Mexicola Midori Colada Mission Accomplished

1 1/2 oz. tequila 1 part light rum 2 oz. vodka dash of Rose's 2 parts melon liqueur 1 oz. triple sec fill with coke 2 parts cream of coconut splash of Rose's serve in highball glass 4 parts pineapple juice splash of grenadine blend, serve in exotic glass shake, strain into shot glass

Miami Beach Midori Sour Mississippi Mud 1 1/2 oz. scotch 1 1/2 oz. dry vermouth 3 oz. melon liqueur 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1 oz. grapefruit juice 1 1/2 oz. sweet and sour mix 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua combine over ice, stir, strain stir well, serve in lowball glass 2 scoops vanilla ice cream into lowball glass blend, serve in soda glass straw Miami Cocktail half-fill with champagne Mocha Mint 1 1/2 oz. light rum half-fill with orange juice 1/2 oz. white creme de menthe serve in champagne glass 3/4 oz. coffee brandy dash of Rose's 3/4 oz. white creme de cacao shake, strain into cocktail glass 3/4 oz. white creme de menthe Mint Chip shake, strain into lowball glass

Miami Meloni 1 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua Monte Carlo Imperial 1 oz. melon liqueur serve in lowball glass 1 oz. light rum 1 1/2 oz. gin 1 oz. cream 1/2 oz. white creme de menthe mix with cracked ice dash of lemon juice strain into chilled cocktail glass fill with champagne 1 tsp. sugar serve in highball glass splash of club soda or water Midori Cocktail swirl 2 1/2 oz. bourbon 3/4-fill with champagne fill with club soda or water 1/4-fill with melon liqueur serve in old-fashioned glass serve in champagne glass a couple of mint sprigs

21 Mud Slide Old-Fashioned Orgasm #1 (Screaming)

2 oz. vodka 1 teaspoon sugar 2 oz. vodka (screamer) 2 oz. kahlua splash of club soda or water 2 oz. amaretto 2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 3-5 drops bitters 2 oz. kahlua shake, strain into lowball glass swirl 2 oz. light cream 2 1/2 oz. bourbon shake, strain into lowball glass. fill with club soda or water remove vodka for regular Muppet serve in old-fashioned glass orgasm. lemon twist 4 oz. tequila 1 1/2 oz. 7-up Orgasm #2 serve in highball glass Olympic Cocktail 2 oz. Grand Marnier 3/4 oz. brandy 2 oz. Kahlua New Orleans 3/4 oz. triple sec 2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 3/4 oz. orange juice shake, strain into highball glass 1 1/2 oz. light rum shake, strain into cocktail glass 1 oz. orange juice 3 oz. sour mix Orgasm #3 1 oz. club soda Orange Blossom shake, strain into collins glass 2 oz. Drambuie 1 1/2 oz. gin 2 oz. Brandy fill with orange juice 2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream Ninotchka stir in highball glass shake, strain into highball glass

1 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. white creme de cacao Orange Buck Outrigger dash of Rose's shake, strain into cocktail glass 1 1/2 oz. gin 1 oz. peach brandy 1 oz. orange juice 1 oz. vodka dash of Rose's 1 oz. pineapple juice Nuclear Waste fill with ginger ale dash of Rose's shake, strain into highball glass shake, strain into lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 oz. melon liqueur 1 oz. triple sec dash of Rose's serve in shot glass

22 Pap Smear (Pabst Smir) Peach Bunny Pineapple Cocktail

12 oz. lager in beer mug 2 oz. peach brandy 1 1/2 oz. light rum 1 1/2 oz. 100 proof vodka 2 oz. white creme de cacao 3/4 oz. pineapple drop vodka into beer 2 oz. light cream splash of lemon juice and chug it down shake, strain into lowball glass shake, strain into cocktail glass

Paradise Cocktail Pearl Harbor

1 oz. apricot brandy 1 oz. vodka 1 1/2 oz. gin 3/4 oz. gin 1/2 oz. melon liqueur 3 oz. sour mix 3/4 oz. orange juice fill with pineapple juice 1 oz. light cream shake, strain into cocktail glass stir in highball glass splash of grenadine shake, strain into lowball glass

Paralyzer Peppermint Pattie Pink Pussycat 1 1/2 oz. tequila 1 1/2 oz. white creme de menthe 1/2 shot white creme de cacao 1 1/2 oz. white creme de cacao 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 shot Kahlua shake, strain into lowball glass fill with pineapple juice shake, strain into lowball glass, splash of grenadine fill glass to within 1/2" to 3/4" stir in highball glass of rim and top with cream. Pike's Peak 1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps Pink Squirrel Parisian Blonde 1/2 oz. Kahlua 5 oz. hot coffee 2 oz. creme de noyaux 2 oz. dark rum serve in mug with whip cream 2 oz. white creme de cacao 2 oz. triple sec 2 oz. light cream 2 oz. light cream shake, strain into lowball glass shake, strain into lowball glass Pina Colada 1 part light rum 1 part cream of coconut 2 parts pineapple juice blend, serve in exotic glass cherry and/or pineapple slice straw

23 Planter's Punch Presbyterian Rearbuster

1 1/2 oz. light rum 1 1/2 oz. rye whiskey 2 oz. tequila 1 oz. orange juice half-fill with ginger ale 2 oz. Kahlua 1 oz. grapefruit juice half-fill with club soda 2 oz. cranberry juice 1 oz. sour mix serve in highball glass stir in lowball glass splash of grenadine splash of dark rum on top shake, strain into exotic glass Queen of Scots Red Devil cherry and orange slice straw 2 oz. scotch 1/2 oz. sloe gin 1/2 tsp. green chartreuse 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 tsp. blue curacao 1/2 oz southern comfort Polynesian Cocktail 1 tsp. superfine sugar 1/2 oz triple sec 2 tsp. water 1/2 oz. banana liqueur 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 tsp. lemon juice 2 tbsp lime juice 3/4 oz. cherry brandy combine sugar and water, stir 2 oz. orange juice. dash of Rose's until dissolved, then add lemon fill mixing glass with ice; add all shake, strain into cocktail glass juice and scotch, and stir; pour ingredients; shake well; pour into cocktail glass filled with into highball glass ice; the green and blue make it Pop The Cherry almost a plaid color Red Raider 2 oz. cherry brandy fill with orange juice Quicksilver 1 oz. bourbon stir in highball glass 1/2 oz. triple sec cherry and orange slice 1 1/2 oz. anisette 1 oz. sour mix 1 1/2 oz. triple sec dash of grenadine 1 1/2 oz. tequila shake, strain into lowball glass Prairie Fire serve in lowball glass

1 oz. tequila Rhode Island Ice Coffee 1/2 oz. Tabasco Raspberry serve in shot glass 1 oz. Kahlua 2 oz. black raspberry liqueur 1 oz. vodka 5 oz. hot 1/2 oz. brandy serve in mug, sweeten to taste 2 oz. cream top with whip cream, serve in lowball glass over ice shaved chocolate

24 Road Runner Roman Riot Russian Banana

2 parts vodka 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca 2 oz. vodka 1 part amaretto 1 1/2 oz. galliano 2 oz. dark creme de cacao 1 part cream of coconut 1 1/2 oz. amaretto 2 oz. banana liqueur blend, serve in exotic glass serve in lowball glass 2 oz. light cream orange slice shake, strain into lowball glass pinch of nutmeg Root Beer Float Russian Bear Roasted Toasted Almond 3/4 shot Kahlua 3/4 shot Galiano 2 oz. vodka See Orgasm 1 1/2 oz. cream 1 oz. white creme de cacao Coke or Pepsi 1 oz. light cream serve in highball over ice shake, strain into lowball glass Robin's Nest

1 oz. vodka Rum Punch Russian Qualude 1/2 oz. white creme de cacao 1 oz. cranberry juice 1 1/2 oz. light rum 3 oz. vodka shake, strain into lowball glass 1/3 full orange juice 3 oz. frangelico 1/3 full pineapple juice 1 1/2 oz. milk 1/3 full cranberry juice serve in highball glass stir in highball glass

3 oz. scotch Russian Turkey sweet and dry vermouth Ruptured Duck regular 3/4 oz., 0 oz. 3 oz. vodka dry 0 oz., 3/4 oz. 2 oz. creme de noyaux 3 oz. cranberry juice perfect 1/2 oz., 1/2 oz. 2 oz. banana liqueur stir in lowball glass stir, strain into cocktail glass 2 oz. light cream cherry and/or orange slice shake, strain into lowball glass

5 oz. scotch 2 1/2 oz. Drambuie stir in lowball glass lemon twist

25 Saint Moritz Scooter Scotch Sour

Chambord See Saronno 2 oz. scotch dash Cream 1 1/2 tbsp. lemon juice Fill Cordial glass with 3/4 tsp. superfine sugar Chambord, layer cream on top. Scorpion #1 combine over ice, shake, strain into lowball glass and garnish 2 parts light rum with slice of lemon and cherry 1 part brandy 4 parts sour mix 1 1/2 oz. vodka 6 parts orange juice Screwdriver fill with grapefruit juice blend, serve in exotic glass stir in highball glass 1 1/2 oz. vodka salted rim fill with orange juice Scorpion #2 stir in highball glass

San Sebastian 2 oz. light rum 1 oz. brandy Sea Breeze 1 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. lemon juice 1/2 oz. light rum 2 oz. orange juice 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. amaretto fill with grapefruit juice splash of grapefruit juice blend with shaved ice splash of cranberry juice dash of lemon juice serve in exotic glass stir in highball glass shake, strain into cocktail glass Scotch & Soda Seven & Seven Saronno 1 1/2 oz. scotch fill with club soda 1 1/2 oz. 's no. 7 2 oz. amaretto serve in lowball glass fill with 7up 2 oz. brandy lemon twist serve in highball glass 2 oz. light cream cherry shake, strain into lowball glass

Scarlett O'Hara

1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort fill with cranberry juice serve in highball glass

26 Sewer Rat #2 Silver Bullet

1 oz. vodka 1 part cream de casis 1 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps 1 oz. peach schnapps 1 part melon liqueur 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 oz. Kahlua 1 part pineapple juice serve in shot glass 2 oz. orange juice 1 part vodka stir in highball glass stir in highball glass Singapore

Sex 3/4 oz. gin 3/4 oz. cherry brandy 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua 10 oz. lager 3 oz. sour mix 1 1/2 oz. Grand Marnier splash of 7up 1 oz. club soda serve in lowball glass serve in beer mug shake, strain into collins glass lime wedge cherry and orange slice

Sex Machine Shark Sit On My Face 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 1/2 oz. tequila 1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream milk 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 oz. Frangelico serve in lowball glass Tabasco sauce 1 oz. Kahlua serve in lowball glass serve in shot glass

Sex On The Beach #1 Shirley Temple 1 oz. vodka 3/4 oz. peach schnapps fill with 7up or ginger ale 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca 1/2 full cranberry juice splash of grenadine 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1/2 full pineapple juice serve in highball glass serve in lowball glass stir in highball glass

Sidecar

3/4 oz. brandy 3/4 oz. triple sec 3/4 oz. sour mix shake, strain into cocktail glass

27 Sloe Gin Smith & Kerns South Of The Border

3/4 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua 1 oz. tequila 3/4 oz. sloe gin Coke or Pepsi 3/4 oz. coffee brandy 3 oz. sour mix Cream dash of Rose's 1 oz. club soda serve in highball glass shake, strain into lowball glass shake, strain into collins glass lime wedge cherry and orange slice Smith & Wesson Stiletto Slow Comfortable Screw 1/2 shot Kahlua 1/2 shot vodka 1 1/2 oz. Tia Maria 3/4 oz. vodka Coke or Pepsi 1 1/2 oz. Cointreau 1/2 oz. sloe gin Cream 1 1/2 oz. Galliano 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort serve in highball glass serve in lowball glass fill with orange juice serve in highball glass Snotty Toddy Strawberry Margarita

Slow Comfortable Screw 1 part melon liqueur 2 parts tequila Against The Wall 1 part 151 1 part triple sec 1 part orange juice 4 parts sour mix 1/2 oz. vodka serve in shot glass 1/2 cup fresh strawberries 1/2 oz. sloe gin blend, serve in exotic glass 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort straw fill with orange juice Snowball splash of galliano serve in highball glass 1/2 oz. cinnamon schnapps Strawberry Stripper 1/2 oz. Kahlua 5 oz. hot coffee 1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps Slow Screw serve in mug with whip cream 1 1/2 oz. triple sec fill with orange juice 1 oz. vodka serve in highball glass 1 oz. sloe gin Sombrero fill with orange juice serve in highball glass 3 oz. Kahlua 3 oz. light cream shake, strain into lowball glass

28 Sweet Patootie Tall Ship Test Tube Baby

2 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 oz. triple sec 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 1/2 oz. amaretto 1 oz. orange juice 1 1/2 oz. Drambuie serve in lowball glass shake, strain into lowball glass serve in lowball glass

Tight Snatch Sweet Sensation Tasty Orgasm 1 1/2 oz. light rum 1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps 1 oz. peach schnapps fill with 7up 1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream fill with pineapple juice stir in highball glass serve in shot glass stir in highball glass cherry and/or orange slice

Tennesse Mud Tilt the Kilt T.K.O 1/2 oz. amaretto 2 oz. scotch 1 1/2 oz. tequila 1/2 oz. whiskey 1 tsp. triple sec 1 1/2 oz. Kahlua 5 oz. hot coffee 1 tsp. superfine sugar 1 1/2 oz. ouzo serve in mug with whip cream 2 tsp. water serve in lowball glass 1 tsp. lemon juice combine sugar and water, stir Tequila Matador until dissolved, then add lemon Tahiti Club juice and scotch, and stir; pour 1 1/2 oz. tequila into cocktail glass filled with ice 2 oz. light rum 3 oz. pineapple juice and float the triple sec on top dash of Rose's dash of Rose's dash of lemon juice shake, strain into lowball glass dash of grenadine Toasted Almond fill with pineapple juice shake, strain into exotic glass Tequila Sunrise 2 oz. amaretto lemon slice 2 oz. Kahlua 1 1/2 oz. tequila 2 oz. light cream fill with orange juice shake, strain into lowball glass splash of grenadine stir in highball glass

29 Tokyo Tea Tropical Storm Virgin

1/2 oz. vodka 2 parts light rum 1 1/2 oz. gin 1/2 oz. triple sec 1 part banana liqueur 1/2 oz. white creme de menthe 1/2 oz. light rum 4 parts orange juice 1 oz. forbidden fruit 1/2 oz. gin splash of pineapple juice shake, strain into highball glass 1/2 oz. melon liqueur splash of grenadine 1 oz. sour mix 1 sliced banana shake, strain into lowball glass blend, serve in exotic glass Vodka & Tonic cherry and orange slice 1 1/2 oz. vodka fill with tonic Twister serve in highball glass 1 1/2 oz. gin lemon wedge 3 oz. sour mix 1 1/2 oz. vodka shake, strain into collins glass 3 oz. sour mix 1 oz. club soda dash of Rose's Vodka Collins cherry and orange slice shake, strain into collins glass 1 oz. club soda See Twister lime wedge Tootsie Roll Vodka Gimlet 3 oz. sabra The Union Jack 3 oz. orange juice 3 oz. vodka stir in lowball glass 1 1/2 oz. gin 3/4 oz. Rose's 3/4 oz. sloe gin stir, strain into cocktail glass dash of grenadine lime wedge Top Banana serve in lowball glass

2 oz. vodka 2 oz. banana liqueur Velvet Hammer 2 oz. orange juice 3 oz. vodka shake, strain into lowball glass 2 oz. vodka dry vermouth: 2 oz. white creme de cacao regular 3/4 oz. 2 oz. light cream dry 1/2 oz. shake, strain into lowball glass extra dry 1/4 oz. in 'n' out swirl stir, strain into cocktail glass olive

30 Vodka Seven What The Hell Windex

See Twister 1 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 oz. dry vermouth 1 1/2 oz. triple sec 1 oz. apricot brandy 1 1/2 oz. blue curacao Vodka Stinger dash of lemon juice lime juice shake, strain into lowball glass serve in lowball glass 2 oz. vodka 2 oz. white creme de menthe shake, strain into cocktail glass Wine Cooler

1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey 3/4-fill with wine Vulcan Mind Probe 3 oz. sour mix 1/4-fill with ginger ale shake, strain into lowball glass optional splash of fruit juice equal parts or serve straight in sour glass serve in wine glass Ouzo (or Sambuca) cherry and/or orange slice or highball glass 151 rum serve in shot glass Wine Spritzer

Waikiki Beachcomber 1 1/2 oz. gin 3/4-fill with wine 3 oz. sour mix 1/4-fill with club soda 3/4 oz. gin 1 oz. light cream serve in wine glass 3/4 oz. triple sec shake, strain into sour glass or highball glass 2 oz. pineapple juice shake, strain into lowball glass Woo-Woo

Ward Eight 2 oz. vodka 1 oz. vodka 2 oz. Kahlua 1 oz. peach schnapps 1 1/2 oz. blended whiskey 2 oz. light cream fill with cranberry juice 3 oz. sour mix shake, strain into lowball glass serve in highball glass 1/2 oz. grenadine shake, strain into sour glass orange slice Widget

3-5 tbsp. of peach schnapps 1 tbsp. of gin serve in lowball over ice

31 Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob 1 oz. light rum 1 oz. Kahlua 2 oz. dark rum 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps 1 oz. pineapple juice 1 1/2 oz. cream 1 oz. sour mix serve in shot glass dash of Rose's shake, strain into exotic glass float some 151 rum on top straw

1 part light rum 1 part banana liqueur 1 part orange juice 1 part pineapple juice 1 part Rose's blend, serve in exotic glass orange wedge

Yellow Fever

1 1/2 oz. vodka 5 oz. lemonade lemon wedge serve in highball glass

Zipper

1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 1/2 oz. Grand Marnier 1 1/2 oz. anisette serve in lowball glass

32 General Drink Recipes

33 Alexander Fruit Margarita Sour

2 oz. liquor or liqueur 2 parts tequila 1 1/2 oz. liquor 2 oz. creme de cacao 1 part triple sec 3 oz. sour mix 2 oz. light cream 4 parts sour mix shake, strain into low ball glass shake, strain into highball glass fresh fruit or serve straight in sour glass blend, serve in exotic glass cherry and orange slice straw Collins Spritzer 1 1/2 oz. liquor Highball 3 oz. sour mix 1 1/2 oz. liquor shake, strain into collins glass 1 1/2 oz. liquor fill with club soda 1 oz. club soda fill with ginger ale serve in highball glass serve in highball glass

Cooler 1 1/2 oz. liquor fill with ginger ale 1 1/2 oz. liquor serve in highball glass fill with club soda lemon wedge serve in highball glass lime wedge

Fruit Daiquiri Sling 4 parts light rum 1 part white creme de cacao 1 1/2 oz. liquor 1 part appropriate fruit liqueur 3 oz. sour mix fresh fruit shake, strain into collins glass blend, serve in exotic glass 1 oz. club soda straw cherry and orange slice

34 Liqueur Recipes

35 Amaretto

2 cups sugar 2 cups water

Bring to boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 10 minutes. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and cool. Stir in:

2 cups vodka 2 cups brandy 3 to 4 tsp. almond extract

Bottle and let sit in a dark place for 30 days.

Aquarium Jell-o

1 goldfish bowl (new/well-cleaned) 4 envelopes Knox Blue curacao Purple endive, fennel leaves; anything w/pretty foliage Assorted Swedish gummi fish 1 large package red hots jelly beans or other small, hard or coated candy

Mix gelatin according to directions, substituting curacao for water in whatever ratio you prefer. Place hard candies in bowl. When gelatin is cool but not set, pour it slowly into the bowl, be careful not to disturb candy or the color will run. Cool until half-set then add foliage and fish, placing them w/strands of . Refrigerate.

36 Bailey's Irish Cream, Homemade

1 cup cream 1 can (14 oz.) sweetened 4 1 1/2 cup Irish whiskey or Canadian Club 2 tbsp. chocolate syrup 1 tbsp. powdered coffee 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 tsp. almond extract

In blender, mix well, serve cold. Stores up to a month in a refrigerator.

Cherry Liqueur

Fill jar w/cherries. Add alcohol (grain) to cover cherries. Let sit for a week or so, until the cherries have swelled and there is less liquid in the jar. Pour off liquid, but save it. a)Layer cherries with sugar and let sit another week. b)Pour off resulting fluid. c)Repeat steps a) and b) until the cherries are so small that they're just basically the pit covered with a very thin skin. Mix all the batches that you poured off to suit your taste. The first is most bitter, the last is the sweetest.

Cream Cordial

1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk 1 1/4 cups of your favorite liqueur (almond, coffee, orange or mint) 1 cup (1/2 pint) whipping or light cream 4 eggs (only Grade A clean, uncracked eggs)

In blender container, combine all ingredients; blend until smooth. Serve over ice if desired. Store tightly covered in refrigerator up to one month. Stir before using. (Makes about 1 quart.)

37

14 oz. sweetened condensed milk 1 cup dark rum 1 cup heavy cream 1/4 cup chocolate-flavored syrup 4 tsp. instant coffee powder 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract 1/4 tsp. coconut extract

Combine ingredients in blender until well blended and smooth. Serve immediately over ice. Cover tightly, store in fridge <2 weeks. Stir before serving. (makes: 3 1/4 cups)

Egg Nog

Separate 6 eggs. Beat the until they are lemon color or lighter (the more beating the better). Beat in 1/2 cup sugar. Clean your beaters and, in a large bowl, beat the whites until they form stiff peaks. Beat in 1/2 Cup sugar. Fold the yolks into the whites. Gently stir in: 1 pt. heavy cream, 1 pt. milk, 1 pt bourbon, and 1 oz rum. It can be consumed immediately, although it mellows if you let it chill for a while, even overnight. This recipe can be easily doubled, in which case it will nicely fill up a large punch bowl.

Egg Nog, Dad's

1 quart Egg Nog 1 quart Egg Nog Ice Cream 1 pint Meyer's Dark Rum 1 pint inexpensive Brandy

Allow ice cream to soften or liquify. Mix all ingredients and refrigerate. Serve with ground nutmeg sprinkled on top.

38 , "Kentucky-style"

1 quart heavy cream, whipped 6 eggs 1 cup sugar 2 cups bourbon

Separate eggs. Beat yolks, add sugar. Add bourbon slowly while beating. Beat egg whites until stiff. Fold whites into egg mixture; then fold whipped cream into mixture. Refrigerator for > 4 days. Stir frequently to avoid separation. Color will change to a pale yellow. Serve w/nutmeg or cinnamon

"Ersatz Frangelico"

4 cups unshelled Hazelnuts (or 2 1/2 cups shelled) 4 tsp. Angelica root (available in natural foods stores) 31 oz. Vodka, 80 proof 1 tbsp. Vanilla extract 1/4 tsp. Almond extract 1 1/2 cups Granulated sugar 3/4 cup Water, filtered or distilled 1 tsp. Glycerine (available in pharmacies) 2 drops Yellow food coloring (optional)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Shell hazelnuts. Roast the nuts on a baking sheet for 10 to 15 minutes. Remove from oven, and allow to cool to room temperature. Coarsely chop nuts, and place in a large glass container. Bruise angelica root with a morter and pestle, and add to container. Add the vodka. Cap tightly and put in a dark place for 1 month. Shake jar occasionally.

Pour mixture through a fine strainer to remove the larger pieces. Then pour mixture through a cheesecloth, and finally through paper coffee filters to remove the smaller particles.

After staining and filtering, measure the volume of the alcohol mixture. It should measure 28 ounces. If the volume is less, add more vodka to make up the difference.

In a scrupulously clean sauce pan, bring the water to a boil. Add sugar, stirring until dissolved. Allow to cool to room temperature. Add syrup to alcohol mixture.

39 Stir in vanilla and almond extracts, glycerine, and food coloring. Allow to age for at least 3 months. A second straining may be required after the aging period.

Frank's Galliano

2 cups Sugar 1 cup Water

Boil gently for 5 min. Cool completely and add:

3 tsp. Pineapple Extract 3 tsp. Vanilla Extract 1/2 tsp. Banana Extract 1/4 tsp. Extract 5 drops yellow food coloring 1/5 100 proof Vodka

Mix and pour into bottle. Drink and enjoy.

Irish Cream Liqueur

1 3/4 cups of your favorite liquor (Irish whiskey, brandy, rum, bourbon, scotch or rye whiskey) 1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk 1 cup (1/2 pint) whipping or light cream 4 eggs (only Grade A clean, uncracked eggs) 2 tbsp. chocolate flavored syrup 2 tsp. instant coffee 1 tsp. vanilla extract 1/2 tsp. almond extract

In blender container, combine all ingredients; blend until smooth. Serve over ice if desired. Store tightly covered in refrigerator up to one month. Stir before serving. (Makes about 5 cups.)

40 Kahlua (1)

3 cups Water 3 cups Sugar 14 tsp. Instant Coffee

Simmer these ingredients for 1 hour. Stir occasionally. Bring to boil, then turn the burner down and simmer for one more hour. Take off of heat and cool slightly. Add 1/5 100 proof Vodka and 4 tsp. Pure Vanilla. Cut one Vanilla Bean in 1/4's and place 2 pieces in each bottle. Fill with Kahlua. Place bottles (makes about 2) on sides and turn bottles over once a week for 3 weeks. Then it is ready to drink!

Kahlua (2)

NOTE: The guy who posted this was writing from memory, so use at your own risk. It sounds pretty good, though.

1 liter Vodka 2 oz. jar Instant Coffee (not decaf) 2 1/2 cups sugar 1 vanilla bean cut lengthwise

Put all ingredient in a jar with a tight lid on. Shake up every day for about 6 weeks (I forget the exact time span). Strain, place back in jar and let sit for at least one month, the longer, the better.

Rice and Raisin Wine

2.25 lbs raisins 3.75 lbs long grain rice 7.5 lbs sugar 2 tbsp. citric acid yeast and nutrient 3 gallons water

Dissolve sugar in some heated water taken from the 3 gallons. Allow to cool and pour over rice and raisins (do not chop or mince the raisins). Then add the acid and remaining water and sprinkle on the yeast and nutrient. Stir and leave in a warm place. (This is all taking place in your primary fermentation bucket, I presume, and should be kept covered when you're not stirring it.) Stir daily for 21 days then strain thru a fine sieve into three 4.5 l (1

41 gal) jars (or, 1 3 gal jar if you have one). Fit airlocks to the jar(s) and keep them in a warm place until fermentation stops. Then filter the wine thru one of the popular filters (he lists several in his book; three or more layers of paper towel should be an adequate substitute) and it is then ready for drinking straight away. If it is not drunk within 2 months add 1 Campden tablet per gallon and leave for 9 months.

Do not discard the pulp as it can be used to make a lighter wine. Dissolve 3.5kg (8lb) sugar in 4.5l (1 gal) of water and pour it on to the rice and raisin residue. Add 6.7l (1.5 gal) of cold water plus 30g (1 oz) citric acid together with fresh yeast. Follow the same procedure as given for the first batch.

Rum Cream, Pete's Almost Perfect

14 oz. sweetened condensed milk 1 egg 8 oz. Meyers (very) Dark Rum 1 tbsp. vanilla

Combine in blender for 3-5 min. Place in the refrigerator overnite.

Sangria

2 cups cheap (jug variety) 2 cups Ginger Ale 3 oz. frozen pink lemonade 1/4 cup brandy 1/4 cup Triple Sec Juice from one orange Juice from one lime

Can add various fruits (oranges, limes, cherries, etc.)

42 Index

43 Amaretto Drinks Anisette Drinks La Jolla Red Devil ABC Jellybean Ruptured Duck Almond Delight Quicksilver Russian Banana Almond Joy Zipper Top Banana Amaretto Sour Tropical Storm B-52 Yellow Bird Black Cat Bailey's Irish Cream Drinks Boccie Ball Burnt Raybird ABC Beer Drinks Cafe Amaretto Agent Orange Cafe French Angel's Lips Black Velvet Capital Punishment B-52 #1 & #2 Depth Charge Cappuchino Sausalito Back Street Banger Dr. Pepper Creamsicle #2 Bloody Brain Flaming Orgasm Daily Mail Cafe French Lager & Lime Dr. Pepper Creamy Bush Mead French Connection Cum In A Hot Tub Pap Smear Godfather Happy Hawaiian Shandy Godmother Hot Irish Nut Honolulu Hammer Irish Coffee #2 Hot Chocolate Almond Iron Butterfly Benedictine Drinks Hot Irish Nut Mud Slide Italian Coffee Orgasm #2 & #3 Angel's Lips Lift Sex Machine Bonny Doon Lulu Sit On My Face Mai-Tai #1 Slippery Nipple Orgasm #1 Tall Ship Bourbon Drinks Road Runner Tasty Orgasm Roman Riot Zipper Bourbon Highball Saronno Bourbon Fog Scorpion #2 Manhattan Tennessee Mud Banana Liqueur Drinks Mint Julep Test Tub Baby Old-Fashioned Toasted Almond Antifreeze #1 Red Raider Banana Banshee Banana Colada Banana Daiquiri Bubble Gum

44 Brandy Drinks Pop The Cherry Cointreau Drinks Almeria ABC Bermuda Highball Bairn Between The Sheets Brandy, Coffee Barn Door Boston Cocktail Boston Cocktail Brandy Alexander Coffee Alexander Stiletto Brandy Highball Mocha Mint Cafe Royal South Of The Border Dirty Mother Cream of Coconut Drinks English Highball Fireball #1 Brandy, Peach Chambord Colada French Connection Chi-Chi Green Stinger Outrigger Midori Colada Jamaican Coffee Peach Bunny Pina Colada Jellybean Road Runner La Jolla Olympic Cocktail Chambord Orgasm #3 Creme de Cacao, Dark Rhode Island Ice Coffee Chambord & Cognac Saronno Chambord & Champagne Almond Joy Scorpion #1 & #2 Chambord Colada Brandy Alexander Chambord Frost Burnt Raybird French Summer Russian Banana Saint Moritz Brandy, Apricot Creme de Cacao, White Bermuda Rose Cocktail Champagne Drinks Knockout Banana Banshee Cocktail Bellini Banana Daiquiri What The Hell Chambord & Champagne Barbary Coast Kir Royale Creamsicle #1 Midori Cocktail Coffee Alexander Brandy, Cherry Mimosa Gin Alexander Golden Cadillac Aquarius Grasshopper Firecracker Chartreuse Drinks Mocha Mint Kiss In The Dark Ninotchka Polynesian Cocktail Queen of Scots Paralyzer

45 Peach Bunny Curacao Drinks Jellybean Peppermint Pattie Mandeville Pink Squirrel Daily Mail Mellow Yellow Robin's Nest Maitai Roman Riot Russian Bear Root Beer Float Velvet Hammer Slow Comfortable Screw Curacao, Blue Up Against The Wall Stiletto Creme de Cassis Drinks Antifreeze #2 Blue Whale Kir Blue Hawaiian Gin Drinks Kir Felix Flaming Blue Fuck Kir Royale Queen of Scots Barbary Coast Sex on the Beach #2 Bermuda Highball Bermuda Rose Cocktail Drambuie Drinks Birth Control Creme de Menthe, Green Boston Tea Party Lift Bronx Cocktail Grasshopper Orgasm #3 Bulldog Green Dragon Rusty Nail English Highball Green Island Tall Ship Fog Horn Green Lagoon Gentle Ben Green Stinger Gibson Cocktail Frangelico Drinks Gimlet Gin Alexander Creme de Menthe, White Chocolate Chip Gin & Sin Comfortable Brother Gin & Tonic Miami Cocktail Hot Irish Nut Green Lagoon Mocha Mint Russian Qualude Hawaiian Cocktail Monte Carlo Imperial Sit On My Face James Bond Martini Peppermint Pattie Kiss In The Dark Virgin Leap Frog Vodka Stinger Galliano Drinks Long Beach Ice Tea Long Island Iced Tea #1 Alabama Slammer Long Island Iced Tea #2 Creme de Noyaux Drinks California Root Beer Maiden's Blush Fred Fuddpucker Martini Pink Squirrel Golden Cadillac Melon Cocktail Ruptured Duck Harvey Wallbanger Monte Carlo Imperial

46 Orange Blossom Kahlua Drinks Sex Orange Buck Sex Machine Paradise Cocktail Almeria Sit On My Face Pink Lady B-52 Smith & Kerns San Sebastian Bahama Mama Smith & Wesson Singapore Sling Black Mexican Snowball Sloe Gin Fizz Black Russian Sombrero Sweet Patootie Blow Job T.K.O. Tokyo Tea Brave Bull Tall Ship Tom Collins Burnt Raybird Tight Snatch The Union Jack Cafe Amaretto Toasted Almond Virgin California Root Beer White Russian Waikiki Beachcomber Cappuchino Sausalito Wrigley's Doublemint What The Hell Colorado Bulldog Blowjob White Lady Creamsicle #2 Widget Dirty Mother Fireball #2 Kummel Drinks Fuzzy Dick Grand Marnier Drinks Girl Scout Cookie Green Dragon Happy Hawaiian 57 Chevy Iced Coffee Fillip B-52 #2 Iron Butterfly Melon Liqueur Drinks Fuzzy Dick Mexican Coffee Irish Coffee for Two Mint Chip Green Fantasy Orgasm #2 Mississippi Mud Long Beach Ice Tea Sex Mud Slide Long Island Iced Tea #2 Zipper Orgasm #1 & #2 Melon Ball #1 & #2 Paralyzer Melon Cocktail Pike's Peak Melon Fever Jack Daniels Drinks Pina Colada Miami Meloni Pineapple Cocktail Midori Cocktail Apple Jack Planter's Punch Midori Colada Back Street Banger Rearbuster Midori Sour Bootleg Rhode Island Ice Coffee Nuclear Waste Bootlegger Root Beer Float Pearl Harbor Bum Fucker Rum Punch Sex on the Beach #2 Capital Punishment San Sebastian Snotty Toddy Flying Fuck Scorpion Tokyo Tea Sewer Rat

47 Ouzo Drinks Black Velvet Rum Punch Mai-Tai #2 San Sebastian Fireball #2 Mandeville Scorpion #1 & #2 T.K.O. Parisian Blonde Tahiti Club Planter's Punch Tight Snatch Zombie Tokyo Tea Rum Drinks Tropical Storm Yellow Bird Almeria Rum, Light Zombie Boat Drink The Great Pumpkin Punch Acapulco Bacardi Cocktail Sabra Drinks Banana Colada Rum, 151 Banana Daiquiri Tootsie Roll Barbary Coast Bahama Mama Black Devil Borinquen Borinquen Sambuca Drinks Dr. Pepper Boston Cocktail Flaming Orgasm Boston Tea Party Almond Delight Look Out Below Chambord Colada Bootleg Mai-Tai #2 Cocomacoque Fireball #1 Snotty Toddy Cuba Libre Flaming Blue Fuck Vulcan Mind Probe Daiquiri Flying Fuck Zombie Frozen Daiquiri Roman Riot Hairy Virgin Slippery Nipple Havana Cocktail Vulcan Mind Probe Rum, Coconut Jamaican Coffee Long Beach Ice Tea Bahama Mama Long Island Iced Tea #1 Schnapps, Apple Banana Colada Long Island Iced Tea #2 Blue Hawaiian Lulu Apple Blossom Coconut Cream Pie Mai-Tai #1 & #2 Apple Jack Hot Chocolate Mandeville Jamaican Yoyo Miami Cocktail Miami Meloni Schnapps, Butterscotch Midori Colada Rum, Dark New Orleans Buck Buttercup Pineapple Cocktail Hot Chocolate Almond Bahama Mama Planter's Punch

48 Schnapps, Cinnamon Schnapps, Rootbeer Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall Firecracker Dr. Pepper Slow Screw Jawbreaker The Union Jack Snowball Schnapps, Strawberry Southern Comfort Drinks Schnapps, Peach Bloody Brain Strawberry Stripper 57 Chevy Bad Habit Agent Orange Bellini Alabama Slammer #1 & #2 Fuzzy Navel Scotch Bootleg Fuzzy Screw Bootlegger Lulu Affinity Bubble Gum Sewer Rat Bairn Comfortable Brother Sex On The Beach #1 Barbary Coast Comfortable Screw Tight Snatch Barn Door Gasoline Widget Bonny Doon Knockout Woo-Woo Boston Tea Party Mellow Yellow Daily Mail Mississippi Mud Dirty Sock Red Devil Schnapps, Peppermint Godfather Scarlett O'Hara Loch Ness Monster Slow Comfortable Screw Girl Scout Cookie Miami Beach Slow Comfortable Screw Loch Ness Monster Queen of Scots Up Against The Wall Mint Chip Rob Roy Sweet Sensation Pike's Peak Rusty Nail Silver Bullet Scotch & Soda Tasty Orgasm Scotch Sour Tequila Drinks Wrigley's Doublemint Tilt the Kilt Blowjob Acapulco Black Cat Sloe Gin Drinks Black Mexican Schnapps, Raspberry Bloody Maria Alabama Slammer #1 & #2 Bon Bon Get Laid Knockout Bootlegger Red Devil Boston Tea Party Sloe Gin Fizz Brave Bull Slow Comfortable Screw Bum Fucker

49 Depth Charge Creamsicle #1 Vermouth, Dry Fred Fuddpucker Frozen Daiquiri Frozen Margarita Frozen Margarita Affinity Frozen Matador Hairy Virgin Bermuda Highball Gasoline Hawaiian Cocktail Black Devil Gentle Ben Kamikaze Boston Tea Party Long Island Iced Tea #1 Long Beach Ice Tea Bronx Cocktail Margarita Long Island Iced Tea #1 English Highball Mexicana Long Island Iced Tea #2 Gibson Cocktail Mexicola Lulu Green Fantasy Muppet Maiden's Blush James Bond Martini Paralyzer Margarita Kiss In The Dark Prairie Fire Melon Cocktail Manhasset Quicksilver Melon Fever Manhattan Rearbuster Mission Accomplished Martini Shark Nuclear Waste Miami Beach South Of The Border Olympic Cocktail Rob Roy Strawberry Margarita Parisian Blonde Vodka Martini T.K.O. Quicksilver What The Hell Tequila Matador Red Devil Tequila Sunrise Red Raider San Sebastian Vermouth, Sweet Sidecar Tia Maria Drinks Strawberry Margarita Affinity Strawberry Stripper Bonny Doon Jamaican Yoyo Sweet Patootie Bronx Cocktail Lift Tilt the Kilt Manhasset Stiletto Tokyo Tea Manhattan Waikiki Beachcomber Rob Roy Windex Triple Sec Drinks Vodka Drinks Acapulco Truffles Liqueur Drinks Alabama Slammer #1 57 Chevy Antifreeze #2 Buttercup Bad Habit Between The Sheets Bay Breeze Bon Bon Black Russian Boston Tea Party Cafe French Blue Whale

50 Boat Drink Rhode Island Ice Coffee Manhasset Boston Tea Party Road Runner Mead Robin's Nest Seven & Seven Chi-Chi Russian Banana Tennessee Mud Chocolate Chip Russian Bear Ward Eight Colorado Bulldog Russian Qualude Whiskey Sour Comfortable Screw Russian Turkey Fuzzy Screw Salty Dog Gentle Ben Screwdriver Whiskey, Irish Get Laid Sea Breeze Godmother Sewer Rat Creamy Bush Green Fantasy Sex On The Beach #1 & #2 Irish Coffee #1 Green Island Shark Irish Coffee for Two Greyhound Silver Bullet Harvey Wallbanger Slow Comfortable Screw Headless Horseman Slow Comfortable Screw Whiskey, Rye Honolulu Hammer Up Against The Wall Iron Butterfly Slow Screw Birth Control Jackhammer Smith & Wesson Manhattan James Bond Martini Test Tube Baby Presbyterian Kamikaze Tokyo Tea Lemonade Top Banana Long Beach Ice Tea Twister Wine Drinks Long Island Iced Tea #1 Velvet Hammer Long Island Iced Tea #2 Vodka & Tonic Cocomacoque Lulu Vodka Gimlet Kir Madras Vodka Martini Wine Cooler Melon Ball #1 & #2 Vodka Stinger Wine Spritzer Mission Accomplished White Russian Mud Slide Windex Ninotchka Woo-Woo Nuclear Waste Yellow Fever Orgasm #1 Outrigger Pap Smear Whiskey, Blended Pearl Harbor Pink Pussycat Aquarius Polynesian Cocktail California Lemonade Red Devil Irish Coffee #2

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