Don't just stand there looking like Act like one! a dumb frosh! lRlIFORNIA Copyright 1971 by the Associated Students of the Ca.liforniaTechInstitute of Technology. Incorpcor;tfed. Volume LXXIII Pasadena, California, Thursday, September 23, 1971 Number 1 "Goodnight, David" Frosh Camp Huntley -Replaces Lurie As Dean New Location, Same Old Program Dr. Stirling L. Huntley, an Dr. Huntley, 46, has had a broad National Association for Foreign administrator of the University of range of experience in university Student Affairs, serving as vice Hawaii,was appointed as associate affairs. He went to the University of president in 1966-67; the American by Phil Neches Pedro, the mode of transit will dean of graduate studies at Caltech. Hawaii in 1969 as director of Association of Collegiate Registrars This year's freshman orientation, switch to boat, with arrival at Camp Dr. Huntley will join the Caltech admissions. Later, as director of and Admissions Officers, and the to be held at Camp Fox, Catalina Fox slated for 12:30. faculty early in October after he participant services, he became College Entrance Examination Island, will feature a "minimal Welcome completes his commitments as direc responsible for the office of admis Board. He has traveled widely in his formal program, " according to In one of several semi-formal tor of participant services at the sions, alumni and records, com work and in 1966 was in the Associate Dean of Students David sessions, the usual "welcoming University of Hawaii's East-West m unity re la tions, conferences, Philippines as a Fulbright-Hays Wood. There will be more time for remarks by dean types and ASCIT Center. The educator, who will housing and participant activities. lecturer on university adminis recreational activities and informal President types" will occur. Talks work with Dr. Cornelius Pings, From 1959 to 1969 he served in tration. discussions, he indicated. on the Honor System and "edu Caltech vice provost and dean of Stanford University's admissions Born in Los Angeles, Dr. Huntley Freshmen, faculty and upperclass cation at Caltech and how to cope graduate studies, will succeed Dr. office, the last four years as director received his bachelor's degree from counselors, administrators, and var with it," and introductions of Harold Lurie, who is on leave of of transfer and graduate admissions. UCLA and a PhD in speech and ious hangers-on will board the people who students will find absence. He has been active in the drama from Stanford. busses at 8:30 this morning. At San occasion to deal with-the admini stration, health center personnel, the Institute psychologists, and More Than 366 Days? others-will occupy other sessions. Brown Moves Up Spokesmen for the many extra curricular activities available will Y Plans Big Year Ahead give short presentations at the Saturday morning session. After the In The World, by Claude Anderson Many unique forms of entertain talks by commentators who can say formal session, freshmen will have a The Caltech Y.M.C.A., already an ment to heighten the feeling what they think rather than what chance to seek out those spokesmen active organization on campus, has generated. they think we want to hear. Past for more information. Books Must Go! many events planned for this fall. If On October 16 there will be a experience has shown speeches by Return you are a new student, you arc concert of Indian-Pakistan jazz politicians to be full of hype and The entourage of freshmen, already aware of some of what the musicians in Baxter Auditorium. not at all honest. The Y hopes that counselors, and the rest will leave by Channon Price Y is doing. Providing transportation The Y.M.C.A. is paying all the bills, this will present a truer' picture of Catalina about noon Saturday, and Now that President Brown has to campus and organizing a fresh so the money taken in will all go life today. arrive back at Caltech by about 4 acquired the third floor of Millikan man camping trip are just the first for relief of Flood Victims in West Y.M.C.A. President, John Bean, p.m. Freshmen will be left to their for himself, the Humanities Library of the Y's services to the student Pakistan. emphasizes that the Y is not so own devices until 9:00 a.m. Mon has been forced to try to compress body. A series on the California Legal much an organization as it is day, when all will congregate in 20I three floors of materials into two. One of the most exciting exper System is being planned. Rather individuals working on projects to East Bridge to fill out the American With the help of some acquired space iences is the human potential than just having lectures, this will improve the Caltech way of life. If Council of Ed ucation survey, fol in Dabney 206, they hope they're movement, called "Every day you're Gonsist of trij)s to Los Angeles you have a suggestion or anything lowed by campus tours conducted going to make it. The staff is sending growing." This will help you see Courts to view criminal trials and that you wish to contribute, drop by upperc1ass guides. the Dewey catalogued books to yourself and your relation to others visits to CBli;",,-,,; Slate Prisnns. by the Y office on the second floor Classes for freshmen and upper Dabney, from whencc they'll be of Winnett. classmen start on Tuesday. in a different perspective. It will A service of which you may not ._-"---- checked out. However, the catch is consist of four sessions beginning be aware is the record library. For that they're to be returned to October 14: 1. You're beautiful $2.00 a year, you can have a really News Briet Millikan, so that they can be potentially. Discussions on making good selection of rock albums re-numbered with the Library of friends with people; especially peo available. If you lose anything on Congress system. ple of the opposite sex. A study of campus, it will probably turn up in As the open space on the fourth how we express ourselves in song. 2. the Y office. If you ever need a Hillel Sponsors SelVices and fifth floors becomes non-existent Non-verbal expreSSion. Work on quick $25. loan, this will also be from switchovers and acquisitions, bioenergetics-the effects of the mind available there. room will be made in the basement on the body and the body on the During upperclass registration, by sending Uncle Sam's Government mind. 3. Developing personal ritual. there will be a place provided by The Hillel Club is sponsoring ser jn Clubroom 2, and Yom Kippur ser Documents over to 15 Dabney. Esti How to develop your own habits the Y for voter registration, If you vices on campus for the current vices will start 9:00 a.m. Wednesday mates arc that maximum density will for selfexpression. 4. Joy. The wish to become a registrar, a three holidays. For Shabat Shuvah, Friday morning in the same location. be reached two years from now; after celebratior. experience. An attempt hour class for this will be given later evening services will be held in the A Simchat Torah service is plan that the height of Millikan becomes to eliminate the negative aspects of in the term. Y lounge (tentatively) at 6:30 p.m., ned for Monday evening, October variable above nine stories. Callech by emphasizing the positive. Work is being done on a series of and Saturday morning services will I 1, complete with Hassidic dancing. start at 9 :00 a.m. in Clubroom 2 of Kiddush (refreshments) will be ser Air Pollution Winnett. ved following this and the Shabat Kol Nidre services will start at Shuvah services. EDL Fights Smog, Parking Problems 6: 30 p.m. Tuesday evening, Sept. 28, One third of Caltech's staff and Possible difficulties are, "that lt's One EQL researcher said, "Last The Walk That Was grad students are wil1ing to car-pOOl hard to find copasetic [adj. slang, year there were 250 days when the in an attempt towards the eventual Excellent- first rate (origin carbon monoxide level exceeded the evanescence of smog. That's the unknown)] people with similar state standard, and 98% of CO result of a five-question questionaire schedules." Also, there's a longer pollutants arc caused by autos." taken this August by :WOO Cal tech pick-up time, tire feeling \hat "what I EQL's John Trijonis, who is staft members and grad student,;. do cut down in smog can't make that preparing a PHD Thesis on the The Environmcntal Quality lab much difference," the extra harship economics of air pollution in the LA (EQl), who directed tire survcy, when a pool member is sick or on B:1sin added tlrat 75 per cent of the hope tlrat others wJil "think twice vacation. and less mobility fOi local eye- irritating, plant-damaging about the pollution they produce crrands, leaving latc or carly, etc. photo-chel\1ical smog is caused by enroute to work," and perhaps suffer On October I there is a autos. themsclves to try carpooling. get-acquainted social for prospective The reduction of LA basin smog is Patti Horne, EQL research aide, "quintuplc uppers" from 2:00 to Ofle of EQL's main concerns. The who is engineering the massive 5:00 p.m. in Dabney Lounge. Lists other is energy demand and supply. logistics project of grouping persons of Techers by neighborhood arc in EQL's long-range, antj-smog strategy by neighborhoods, added, "We'have preparation now, and will be consists of: the conversion of fieet found quite a few teachers who live distributed to interested persons vehicles (which comprise about 1/3 on the same street." before the event. Those desiring such of LA vehicles) to a low emission Among the advantages of lists, including people who did not gaseous fuel; at least a 20 per cent carpooling. she said, arc saving response affirmatively to the summer reduction in car use through gasoline money on gas, parking, wear and questionnaire on the project can taxes, freeway tolls, parking fees. tax tear, tickets. qUicker transport for phone Patti Horne. ext. 2795. incentives, and carpools; and 'Pa those who now bus to campus, more Responses for the survey were additional mandatory smog control In the black of night, the famed PHWH&RR stole into the Street of San car use for other family members, about equally divided among those devices for autos and stationary Pasqual and adorned the aforesaid causeway with a new crosswalk of less mental fatigue contracted during who are willing to try carpooling, pollution sources. For male regulation traffic-zone yellow [indelible]. Realizing that traffic would be traffic jams. promotion of the use of those who walk or bike to work, and information abollt EQIc. call camJjus a problem, traffic was re-routed through Beckman parking lot. It took one propane, and meeting "groovy those who are unable ur unwilling to extension 1134. half hour to construct the crosswalk; it took B&G six and a half hours to people". participate. eradicate it after the dedication of Jorgensen. -Photo by O'Meara Page Two THE CALIFORNIA TECH Thursday, September 23, 1971 Editorial Freshmen millikan troll Off-Campus Representation . Fall has again come to Pasadena, and after a one-year lapse PhysIcal Summar Summery freshman camp is again a reality. For three days the freshmen • ~at will live, sleep, learn, and play with faculty and student TestIng by millikan troD lingusitics courses do not in general representatIves. Welcome back from a summer apply twoards the 54 required units However, the selection of these student "representatives" of sun and fun, and a special of humanistic humanitites. Editors' Note-The author of this welcome to the Class of '75. For leaves one to wonder. That members of the ASCIT BOD should article is an attorney specializing in All in the Catalog those who didn't meet with this Humanities Division Chairman be there is not questioned; they have been elected by the entire draft law, student body. The remandier has been selected by the Inter column before, I should hasten to Huttenback said, MMDon't take the by Mark Peterson inform you that this column catalog too seriously." If you have house Committee, composed principally of the seven house Earlier articles explained that presents the news behind the news, any doubts, check with Dr. presidents. . you will probably need a physical hints of things to come, and Huttenback. And yet more than one sixth of the freshman class will not deferment to avoid the draft. This generalized commentary. So here we The Insitute will offer two art be in these houses. True, they will probably all rotate and be article will deal with how to find a go. courses, one in drawing and one in chosen by the houses and most (?) will linger on campus long medical condition which should Gates lab has been condemned painting, both in the new art studio disqualify you from induction. enough to endure initiation afterwards, but how many will be as an earthquake hazard. This most in 25 Baxter. Models will be The army publishes a long list of immediately means the demise of provided, but students must buy on campus? Some argue that all of them will be on campus medical conditions which will cause freshman chemistry labs as most their own. materials. The second term, but it may turn out otherwise. How many people you to be unacceptable for induc upperclassmen have known them. organizational meeting for painting come back on campus once they are off? Not nearly as many as tion. Most draft counselors will have Just what will become of freshman will be Tuesday, the first day of move off. a copy of this list, Army Regula chern labs· remains uncertain. Some classes, at 4 p.m. The OM for The houses will argue that they are the representatives of tions 4-501, but you are likely to talk of having a meeting with all drawing will be a week from find the list hard to read. Since it is freshmen to present alternatives has Monday at 4 p.m. Both classes will their off--campus members, and for some they are, but not for written for examining doctors, it is circulated; this may coincide with be taught by Caltech's all. Off-campus house members in all likelihood made fewer filled with technical terms which the session of advanced placement artist-in-residence, Lukas van applications for berths on the Catalina trip, but at least one mean little to laymen. in chemistry next Monday. Vuuren. house has all on-campus representation even though off-campus Books Fate Uncertain A Bit Early, But members did apply. Fortunately several books have The fate of Gates itself remains Several intersting courses are in been written interpreting AR Years ago there was a special organization for off-campus equally uncertain. A consulting the offing for second and third 40·50 I, A Doctor's Guide to the architect has been brought in to terms. Melvin Gurtov, formerly of students, the Throop Club. Perhaps a similar group should be Draft by Forster and IV-F, A Guide study the matter, with the RAND Corp., will teach a course on organized to provide off-campus students some representation. to the Draft by Sutler. Both books alternatives ranging from demolition Modern China second and third when the problem concerns these people. In most cases the attempt to explain the medical of Gates to shoring it up. The target terms. Robert Walk, curator of the decisions of the Interhouse Committee affect only those stud language in AR 40-501 in lay date for the study has been set for Huntington Art Gallery, will give a language. Either book would be ents on campus. When the decisions will affect the off-campus the end of October. course on art history, as will Will very useful for you in trying to see The new Deanery, otherwise iam Agee, Director of the Pasadena people as well, these people need and deserve representation. if you might have a medical known as the residence of Dean of Art Museum. Agee's course will -Paul A. Levin condition which should cause you Students Robert Huttenback, is focus (?) on modern art history. ______..,--'P~h=ilip M. Neches to be deferred. located at 1661 Lombardy Road, The first Etaoin Shrdlu Award Although both books will be about a third of a mile from for Wedgeheadedness Above and Be useful in finding whether you have campus. The genial dean's abode yond the Call of Duty of the erm Close It Down medical problems which may get always welcomes students. Go south goes without opposition to the Pedestrians can find relative peace on the part of San you deferred, you should not rely on Hill one block below California State of Israel for giving the Med· Pasqual Street in front of the new Jorgensen Information exclusively on the advice in those turn left on Lombardy: it's a block allion of Valor to Ronald Reagan. books. Both books contain some Sciences Lab, a welcome change from the normal hectic and a half away. A great beer and The runner up is the freshman who inaccuracies with regard to the legal pizza blast to initiate the new two-way traffic. Road crews are currently relocating sewer lines innocently asked a Tech editor, "1 considerations of the physical defer Deanery will occur soon. take it you don't like Ronald which formerly ran under Michigan Avenue in order to make ment. Also, draft regulations change Top of the Week Reagan?" way for the new behavioral biology lab which will be build over frequently and some previously Physical Plant employees voted Michigan. Ground breaking will take place next spring if correct information contained in overwhlmingly not to unionize (54 everything continues as planned. both books has become inaccurate for the Teamsters to 120 for no because of such changes. Finally, union). .. Jenijoy LaBelle is on But the current respite from traffic on San Pasqual should both books are overly optimistic. leave of absence this year to do only reinforce the undesirability of a major throughfare in the Especially if you take a physical research on Theodore Roethke... middle of a campus, especially one as relatively small as Caltech. examination in California you are Over fifty freshmen have signed up The traffic can make a routine visit to the computing center a likely to be found physically for He 1, newly reorganized around nerve-wracking experience. While we must hope that most of the acceptable even if you have a a series of weekend field trips to medical condition which should bad driving on San Pasqua! can be attributed to the outside study the subject in the flesh. disqualify you. Therefore, if you Several misprints in the catalog world and not to Techers, it is orily a small consolation. find out that you have a medical becloud the new humanitites lRlIFORNIATecb Two weeks before school started, a group of students condition which should disqualify requeirements. Basically all history, Thursday, September 23, 1971 decided to take the matters into their own hands and added an you, see a draft counselor or lawyer English, philosophy, and language Volume LXXIII Number 1 extra crosswalk between Winnett and Jorgensen. While legal for help in documenting and courses fulfill the humanistic technicalities necessitated erasing their efforts, their actions presenting your claim for a physical humanities requirement, even if the Published· weekly except during deferment and for help in appealing litte "H" has ebeen left off. examination and vacation periods by demonstrate student concern. the Associated Students of the Cali if your claim.is turned down. E con 0 m i c s , ant h r 0 polo gy , Caltech and the City of Pasadena are negotiating plans to fornia Institute of Technology, In Continued on Page Six psychology, sociology, and corporated. The opinions expressed in close San Pasqua! to through traffic. We hope that those all articles herein are strictly those of negotiations proceed as expeditiously as possible, and that work the author and do not necessarily reflect those of the editors or of the be completed as quickly as possible to better unify Noyes, FRANKLYSPEAKING newspaper staff. Baxter, Keck, Steele, the computing center, and the rest of Copyright 1971 by the Associated Students of the California Institute of campus by eliminating a daily hazard to students and staff. Technology, Inc. All rights reserved. -Philip M. Neches Paul A. Levin Editors-in-<:hief Peter W. Beckman Paul A. Levin Peter W. Beckman Philip M. Neches Features Editor .Philip Massey Entertainm~lnt Editor . Nick Smith Sports Editor .. 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Too often he exaggerates the long ways in the two centuries since by Laumer, you probably liked it. faults and reads fantastic meanings Sunday Bloody Sunday, a Adios, Sabata, a United Artists the Franciscan fathers introduced the You will like this book. into the works of those science United Artists production produced release starring Yul Brynner, Dean grape vine to this state. Some of the Once There Was A Giant is a fiction authors with whom he by Joseph Janni, Directed by John Reed, Pedro Sanchez and Joseph products of the original mission collection of much of·the best of philosophically differs. Schlesinger. Starring Glenda Jack Persaud. Rated GP. grapes would make Red Mountain Keith Laumer's short stories. The Occasionally this technique son, Peter Finch and Murray Head. This is a spaghetti western, but look great, but time and the growth title story is one of those stories that backfires on Lundwall. A paragraph Rated HR': amazingly enough, it is a fairly g\lod of the California wine industry have is only incidentally science fiction; it long dissection of Heinlein's This is a very British film, to the spaghetti western. (For those of you helped to create some of the finest is a very moving story of the life of Coventry only proves that he has extent that one must pay a bit of unfamiliar with the term, a spaghetti wines produced anywhere in the never read the story, and he later the last giant. attention to understand much of western is one filmed in Italy, and world. accuses the same author of being One of the outstanding features the dialect and slang used. The generally taking place in Texas or Most of the premium table wines reactionary a male chauvinist pig. about Laumer's science fiction is that acting is excellent, and the photo Mexico). The best previous films of are produced in the hilly regions just Another of Lundwall's pet hates, it is People fiction. 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Man is the animal them without taking them seriously. reds, white; and roses, are Inexplicably he omits two of "Sunday Bloody Supday" is the that tries to cheat. Man is the animal story of an artist and his lovers, a A gunfighter who is a cross between differentiated by the type of material today's more important authors, that destroys wantonly. Man is the female employment agent and a Paladin and the Rifleman; a group of that is fermented. In red wines the Frank Herbert, author of Dune and animal that kills for pay. Man is the male Jewish doctor. (That alone Juaristas fighting and defeating the grapes are crushed and everything, John Christopher who certainly animal that dreams. puts it out of the GP range.) The bulk of Maximilian's intelligence? the skin, pulp, and juice are fermented rates as one of the bright lights of All definitions aside, this is an story goes deeply into the lives of American government not making a together. The red color comes from the british science fiction scene. excellent collection of short stories, the girl and the doctor, and is few obvious objections to the the dissolved pigments of the grape Again, Lundwall allows his feelings and one can only hope that it comes primarily a study in human char Austrian troops of Maximilian skins. In white wines only the to run away in his doverage of the out in paperback soon, because six acter. retreating into Texas; Maximilian Continued on Page Six authors, and the reader is left dollars is more than most people are This is not a film to see if one is sort of misplacing a hundred gallons wishing for a more factual counted over ninety deaths by willing to pay to enjoy and learn in a down mood, for it is a little of gold dust; these things are not the treatment with less opinion. violence during the film. The film is about themselves. depressing. It is, however, a film most believable in the world, but Altogether Science Fiction: What not gory, just violent. Anyway, this Nick Smith which one should consider seeing they make for an interesting plot. It's All About is an interesting book is a movie to see for fun, an Science Fiction: What It's All About, while in a mood to see a serious For the record, the GP rating enjoyable western fantasy. "High by Sam 1. Lundwall, Ace Books, but a flawed one. drama. I recommend it. stems from violence, not sex. Kevin Peter Beckman, esq. Noon" it's not. $.95. Nick Smith Thomas of the Los Angeles Times Nick Smith In this paperback translation, Sam Lundwall, described in the introduction as Sweden's foremost fan, attempts to cover the entire field of science fiction. Altogether he doesn't do too badly. 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