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PRICE: THREE CENTS VOL. No. 32 Issue 8. Z413 UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAMPSHIRE, DURHAM, NEW HAMPSHIRE, OCTOBER 21, 1941 Durham Pacifists Juniors FineShowingMade Junior proofs must be obtained Initial Broadcast of Hold Wild Session Thursday or Friday of this week By Cattle Judges at Room 302 Ballard Hall between Russell Ninth Highest Over Non-violence 8 A.M. and 5:30 P.M. Robert Crosbie In National Competition Mike and Dial Friday Speaker Blood Absent Photography Editor The university Dairy Cattle Judging Weaver Directs Drama by After Phone Call; 1943 Granite Student Elections for team, composed of Martin Mitchell, Katzman; Eckman as Ryan Fails to Read Poem Dwight Stiles and Robert Russell, has Class Officers Open Soon Pepys, Hope Leslie, Wife The local pacificists club held a Mortar Board Tea just returned from Memphis, Tennes­ The Student elections for class .offi­ Friday afternoon at 4:45, Mike and clamorous meeting last Friday evening see, where they competed in the stu­ cers will be held on October 30 and 31. in the Community House. For Frosh Girls Dial will go on the air for the first dent National Dairy Cattle Judging On Thursday, October 30, the fresh­ Previous to the meeting it was ad­ time this semester with the dramatiza­ Contest, which was held in connection vertised that Robert Blood would talk Reception Held at Home men and sophomores will elect, and on tion, “Sir Samuel Pepys”, written by before the group on the subject of the Of President Engelhardt with the National Dairy Show. The Friday the 31st, juniors and seniors Sue Katzman and directed by Betty draft. It was also announced that students were accompanied by Prof­ Joe Weaver. Last Wednesday afternoon Mortar will vote. Nominations are now open Miss Agnes Ryan would read a poem essor K. S. Morrow. The cast for “Sir Samuel Pepys” as Board, senior women’s honor society, for these officers. Nominations shall entitled, “The Draftee”. Neither of Altogether twenty-four groups from announced by Miss Weaver is as fol­ was hostess at a tea given at the home be made by a petition containing the these anticipations materialized. Mr. land grant colleges throughout the lows: Samuel Pepys, played by Leon of Dr. Engelhardt for all freshmen signatures of 20 students eligible to Blood was called away by phone; Miss were represented at this Eckman; Mrs. Pepys, Hope Leslie; girls. The girls were given slips of vote for officers in question. No stu­ Ryan was prevented from reading her contest. New Hampshire sent the only a tailor, Elwyn Dearborn; a maid, Bar­ paper with their names written on dent shall sign for more than the num­ poem by a too active participation in team from New England; the other bara Lewando; and Count Montague, them to help them in getting acquaint­ ber to be elected to any office. the discussion substituted for the pub­ northeastern colleges were Rutgers Lou Geller. Jack Evans is announcing ed with members of their own class Nominations will close on Monday, licised program. University, Pennsylvania State College the program. On this broadcast, Sid and dormitory mates. October 27 at 12 o’clock noon. Peti­ Dimond, program director, Art Bar­ Aid World by Isolation and University of Maryland. Marjorie Moore, president of Mortar tions may be obtained at the office of rett, technical director, and Alice The discussion group was arranged Board, was in charge of the tea, and In competitive judging, the New Dean of Men on Wednesday, October Moran, business manager, will speak in two concentric circles of chairs. the other members of the society as­ Hampshire team places fourth in 22. Returns, must be made at the same briefly on club matters. Pacificists and others interested in sisted as hostesses to the freshmen. Brown Swiss and ninth in Ayershires. office before noon on the 27th. Names At the next regular meeting of Mike their words sat in the inner circle. Cider and cookies were served for re­ Robert Rusel was ninth high individ­ of the candidates will appear in the and Dial, October 31, it is expected About half of the people present sat in freshments. Miss Virginia Hough, ual of the twenty-two contestants in Tuesday, October 28 issue of the New that Earle Clement, manager of radio the outside row. house director of Bickford House, and judging Brown Swiss. Hampshire. station W LN H in Laconia, will be the The conversationalists divided into Miss Boulanger, house director of The opportunity was made possible speaker. Another broadcast is sche­ two camps. One camp resolved its Congreve, poured for the first half of through the Hood Dairy Prize, which duled for the following week, and then contentions into the idea that pacifists the afternoon, and Mrs. Alice Currier, pays the expenses of the trip. The Student Landlords a trip to the WHEB studios on an in­ can best aid the world by isolation on house mother of Pettee House, and students made the journey by automo­ spection tour is planned. “the farm on the hill”. The other Mrs. E. B. Sackett poured for the lat­ bile so that they would have a chance Elect Officers Auditions Criticized camp magnaminously asserted that the ter part of the tea. to observe farming conditions and ag­ Elected as officers in the first meet­ Every voice heard-during both of the job of pacifism is to destroy the evils Among the Big Sisters who helped ricultural practices in thirteen different ing of the year of Student Landlords, Friday afternoon audition periods has of the earth by active participation in with the serving and the introductions states. social organization of Hotel Adminis­ been criticized and rated by the faculty were: Madeline Cram, Marjorie Chal­ its activities. tration School, are Edgar Costello, advisors, and record cards placed in mers, Carolyn Gove, Lorene Scott, This same team represented the uni­ Tempers Flair manager; Ted Murchie, assistant Mike and Dial’s casting files. Those Edna Riley, Vera Lang, Pat Gibson, versity at the Eastern State Exposi­ When discussion commenced voices manager; Neal Bachelder, comptroller; wishing to know more about the re­ Dorothy Page, Avis Perkins, Beverh tion in September, where they won the were placid, minds reasoned coldly and host, Bill Schneider; and steward, Doc sults of their auditions may contact Parker, Lorraine Leeper, Ruth Pfaden- Ayrshire Award, a permanent plaque with measurable effect. But as ideas for the institution, and individual pew­ Lyons. (Continued on page 4) shaped, words grew wilder, and gesti hauer, Margaret Preble, Constance ter goblets, given by the Ayrshire Today the Hotel Physics class leaves culations began to emphasize mean­ Estes, Marcia Robinson, Dorothy Flanagan Josephine Blodgett, Pat Breeders Association of America. for Amesbury to observe operations All Out Aid to Allies ings. The combat of minds merged and interview workers in a large laun­ with the combat of volume and ges Jordan, Judy Austin, Eunice Sander, Petition Circulated dry. ture. The assembled advocates of non Martha Woodworth, Mary Anne Han A group of interested students have cock, Dorothy Keefe, Betty Lucey, and New College Band violence were using violence! Voices On Dad’s Day the second year hotel for the past week circulated on campus roared like thunder through the room. Albertine Phaneuf. students together with the Domestic petitions calling for all-out aid to the Then the commanding tones of Robert The next event for the freshmen Success in Debut Arts girls are going to serve coffee and Allies and for the formation of a cam­ James bellowed above the uproar with will be the Big Sister-Little Sister out The newly formed College Inn Or­ doughnuts to the students’ fathers. pus organization to impress the stu­ ing to be held tomorrow afternoon at chestra, consisting entirely of students, a suggestion of silence. Like break Members of the Hotel Administra­ dents with the danger of appeasing the the Chamberlain Estate, on the New­ and led by Bernie Eckman, made a ing waves the opposing lines of the tion group with Professor Starke will Nazi menace. To date, the group has market Road. The girls will assemble successful debut at New Hampshire two camps ebbed back one from the go to New York on November 9 as interviewed 450 students and has ob­ in front of Scott Hall at 4:30 and hike Hall on Saturday evening. Despite the other and drifted out the doors. A few guests of metropolitan hotel managers tained 309 signatures. Most of those out to the picnic grounds. weather and an away-from-campus stupified people remained blinking un for three days at the Annual New York signing were freshmen while the up­ football game, a sizable crowd attend­ perclassmen split fifty-fifty on the der the dim lights, too surprised by the Show. sudden silence to act. Newman Club to Sponsor ed the Sphinx Shuffle to put their issue. stamp of approval on the new band. These petitions will be presented to The local pacificists deserve unre­ Dance for Catholic Frosh Bill Marshall Chosen stricted comendation on their attempts Aside from the regular numbers, the President Roosevelt and President Tonight at 7:30, the annual Fresh at peace. band featured Jack Mitchell and his Prexy of Hetzel Hall Engelhardt. fj |jjf man Reception of the Newman Club trumpet, surprise and high spot of the will be held in New Hampshire Hall. At a recent meeting of students re­ evening, the Six Wildcats, or a “band siding in Hetzel Hall, officers were For this affair, which is designed to within a band”, and Herb Smith, voca­ Larry Blais at Speaking Contest give all the catholic freshmen on cam­ elected for the ensuing year. They are: list. Judging from the applause that William Marshall, president; Emile pus an opportunity to meet the upper­ the audience gave out with after each Goodfellow Field Sponsored by TKA classmen of the same faith, an interest­ Samaha, secretary-treasurer; Fredrick specialty, the orchestra established it Aviation Cadet Lawrence F. Blais, Tau Kappa Alpha, honorary speak­ ing program has been worked out for Draper, social chairman; Bernard Ek- self, and should prove a worthy sue former student of the university, has ing Society, met recently and voted to the evening. There will be dancing to man, intramural manager. cessor to last year’s campus bands. arrived at Goodfellow Field, San An­ again sponsor the extemporaneous the melodies of some of the finest or­ A dance was held in the lobby of gelo, Texas from Spartan School, speaking contest for undergraduates chestras, by means of a “vie”, and re­ The dance was sponsored by the Hetzel Hall last Friday evening and Tulsa, Oklahoma where he underwent first held last year. The contest will freshments will be served to the group. Sphinx junior honorary society, and was attended by a large gathering. the primary phase of his flight train­ be held sometime between Thanksgiv­ The committee is in charge of Kay chaperones for the occasion were Mr. Mrs. Cobb, house mother, chaperoned. ing. During his ten weeks stay at ing and Christmas and medals will be Sullivan, president of the club, and she and Mrs. William Kichline and Mr. The hall was attractively decorated this basic flying school he will further awarded to winners. Further details will be asisted by Ralph DesRoches, and Mrs. George Thomas. Fred Saun with red, white and blue streamers for his training by learning to master the will appear in an early issue of the Bill Cone, Dot MacCready, Elinor ders, president of Sphinx, and Marion the occasion. 450 horsepowered Vultee BT-13a’s. “New Hampshire”. Doyle and Esther Doyle. Wendell were also in the receiving line. Professor Cortez resigned as advisor His basic training course will cover acrobatics, instrument flying, forma­ in order to devote more time to Mike tion, night, and cross-country flying. and Dial work, and was made an Flexible Planning Featured in Over 70 Students At the annual Freshman Convoca­ honorary advisor by vote of members Train as Aviators tion, Cadet Blais was awarded one of present. His place will be taken by the Cogswell Scholarships which will Professor Keesey, who has had a great Regional Building Exhibit Ten more students began flight be awaiting him if he returns to New deal of training in the field of public By Philip Whitney training under the auspices and guid­ Focusing attention on the work of ance of the Civil Aeronautics Author­ Hampshire. speaking. The exhibit of Regional Building In Wright which is to a great degree the Members of Tau Kappa Alpha will ity this week, bringing the total to 73 the United States now in the arts divi­ entire exhibit, It can be readily seen Travel and Description hold a hot dog roast at Mendum’s in in training. Although actual flying sion of the library is one of signifi­ that he is the “inventor” of open, flex­ the near future. Alice Moran will be requirements remain the same, a slight Books Chosen for Review cance. It is not, with one exception— ible planning to the region. This is in charge of the affair. Other things reduction in ground school work has Frank Lloyd Wright—, the importance best exemplified in the Prairie House, Miss Lillie Klevin, Readers Advisor discussed at the meeting included the been announced by Assistant Profes­ of the work of any single man; but of the Robie house (now in danger of de­ in the library, will review travel and possibility of a debating contest be sor E. Howard Stolworthy. As in the the development of a type. molition) and Taliesine West (the descriptive books this week. They are tween fraternities on campus, and past, John B. Nichols and Andrew the following: The White Hills, by “Good regional building—old and most controversial piece of the exhi­ pledging of students to Tau Kappa Purlington of Skyhaven in Portsmouth Cornelius Weygandt; November Ro- new—,” quoting from a panel of the bit). Wright has done for architecture Alpha. will serve as flight instructors. wen, by Cornelius Weygandt; The exhibit, “is concerned with the straight­ what Thomas Benton and Grant Wood Coast of Maine, pictured by Samuel forward use of materials in forms have done for art. It is the success in A graduate, five seniors, three jun­ New Hampshires Chamberlain; Ranging the Maine suited to specific functions, site and the type which counts toward the exhi­ iors and a sophomore are included in the flight training. They are: Ray­ Coast, by Alfred F. Loomis; Canoe All commuters and students living climate.” Regarding the exhibit in this bit; Success in style is quite another mond Ainsworth, Robert Anderson, Country, by Florence Page Jaques; I off campus, who are not yet receiving light only, we have a remarkable pre­ question. George Carr, Guy Dodge Jr., Joseph Have Loved England. . . , by Alice a New Hampshire through the mail, sentation. It is difficult, however, to The exhibit is circulated by the Mus- Griffiths, Donald Linscott, Ray Mit­ Duer Miller; The Forgotten Village, please drop a card to the New Hamp­ be concerned only with ideas when ex­ eum of Modern Art in New York and chell, Lawrence Reed, Bruce Single­ by John Steinbeck; Chile, Land of Pro­ shire office, Ballard Hall, with your amples of such varying degree and presents work by H. H. Richardson, ton and Maurice Winn. gress, by Earl Parker Hanson. name and address. style confront the onlooker. Wright, William Wilson Wurster, THENjEW HAMPSHIRE, OCTOBER 21, 1941 ®lj£ Jfen liampsljtre W ith th e tynatew utied- aud £& wutie& Phi Mu: Mildred Bacon ’40, of Con­ MOMTY cord, N. H., Regis Lyons ’38, of Pappy White is still wrestling with Published every Tuesday and Friday throughout the school year by the students of the Univer Hartford, Conn., and Dorothy brakes on his Ford—he just can’t sitjr of New Hampshire. „ Entered as second class matter at the post office at Durham, New Hampshire under the act Pheops ’39, of Harwich, Mass., all seem to get the breaks (ugh!). of March 3, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in section 1103, Phi Mu alumni, were at the house Norman Turcotte, Jack Freeze, and aet of October 8, 1917. Authorized September 1, 1918. the week-end of October 11. . . . Mr. Norman Deming were initiated last EDITORIAL OFFICE BUSINESS OFFICE and Mrs. Stone of Mountain Lakes, Tuesday night with National Secre­ Room 306, 307 -— Ballard Hall Telephone 289-M Room 308 — Ballard Hall New Jersey visited their daughter, tary Mac Roberts present. Presi­ dent Babcock is still being advised Member Betty, this past week-end . . . Miss REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY Barbara Merrill was the guest of on how to budget his time by room­ Ptssociaiec! Cblle6icite Press National Advertising Service, Inc. Charlotte Sweet for Sunday diner. mate Bing Boucher. The boys in College Publishers Representative ■ Distributor of . . . Lorna Wakefield and Rheta Cou- the* house scattered royally this A20 Madison Ave. New York. n. Y. CHICAGO • BOSTON • LOS ANSILIS • SAH FRANCISCO lombe were away for the week-end. week-end—only four remained at Goile6ia[e Di6est the house. Alpha Chi Omega: Highlight of the Charter Member of ibe Mew England Intercollegiate week-end was our vie dance held on Phi Alpha: Paul Gordon and Merv Newspaper Association Saturday evening which featured Lean were guests over the week-end J’ever push a car up a hill? hot dog roast and La Conga! . . . . Meyer Satsow, Sheik Karelis, and EDITOR ...... Richard F. Cook Tough job ain’t it? But don’t you Betty Ridlon attended the Spring Bernard Rubin attended the mar­ feel like a million though because BUSINESS MANAGER ...... Charles H. Martin field game, then went on to Thomp riage of Lawrence Stone to Phyllis you did jes what you set out to do? EDITORIAL BOARD BUSINESS BOARD sonville for the remainder of the Winkeller at Gardner Manor in Well you folks who helped to build week-end. . . . Ann Taylor traveled Brookline. Mass. on Saturday, and this town oughta feel that way. Associate Editor .... Albert Sharps A,sst- Bus- M&r Irving Thomas home to New York for the week Circulation Mgr...... Philip Smart remained for the rest of the week­ end: reason: Wolf Bauer is back Sports Editor ...... Charles Untiet Advertising Mgr James Moulton end. Sjx brothers attended open from South America. . . . Now we - Subscription Mgr . Alice Webb house at Nu Chapter at Clark in know why Dottie Briggs is so inter Campus Notes News Editor ...... Thomas O’Donnell Business Assistants — James Keenan, Worcester, Mass. ested in aviation, she imported an Robert Batchelder, Maxine Koe- News Editor ...... Phyllis Deveneau | aviator for the vie dance. . . . Dr Tau Kappa Epsilon: Fraters Mullen, nigsberg, Madeline Farmer, Dor- Transfer Dance and Mrs. Thomas Phillips were din Lopez, and Orton played for the Board Secretary Winifred Kennedy othy McCready> Fred Hoyt, David ner guests recently. . . . Priscilla Junior Varsity in a warm-up prac­ Over twenty-two colleges and junior Hevfitt, Francis George. Preston spent the week-end in La tice game against Exeter. Frater colleges were represented at the trans­ fer dance held by the members of the DURHAM, N. H. OCT. 21, 1941 conia. Mckeagney took up a load of geo­ logy students to the White Moun­ Commons dormitory last Friday eve­ Lambda Chi Alpha: John Field, now tains under beautiful weather condi ning. The greatest number of guests stationed at the Aberdeen Proving tions. Frater Carr spends two- from schools represented at the affair A Matter of Opinion Grounds. Aberdeen, Maryland, was a thirds of his time in Concord. W e were transfers from St. Anselm’s, guest at the house Saturday night Green Mountain Junior College, Colby Circulating around the campus for the last week or more have don’t know how he does it either A fall cruise to the Rodeo in Boston “Trapper” Herrick recently address­ Junior College, Northeastern, and the been two petitions, both of which advocate complete and unrestricted is being planned by cruise-chairman ed the A.S.M.E. Pledge Jim Moul­ University of Alabama. Ken Lucy. . . Old J. J. Dearborn all-out aid to the allies, namely Britain, Russia, and China. One will be ton is preparing for a debate with Boston representative of Lambda Lens and Shutter Club presented to the president of the university and the other, presumably Chi, will take charge of the enter Bates College team. Pledge Lam­ Tomorrow evening at eight o’clock to the president of the United States. Evidently the purpose of the tainment. . . . Duchess, originator of bert has a “secret reason” which in Murkland Auditorium, the Lens and the saying, “When in doubt, punt,” calls him home every week-end Shutter Club will sponsor movies latter is merely to assure Franklin D. Roosevelt that the students at the is finding her work very interesting Frater Mullen was recently made a which were taken at the out of town University of New Hampshire are in full accord with what he is doing here at school. . . . member of the university Committee games played so far by this year’s on Curricula. Frater Carter is the in matters of foreign policy. The one addressed to President Engel­ Alpha Tau Omega: There was a for­ Wildcats. These pictures will be de­ manager of the Freshman Cross mal meeting Tuesday night at which scribed by Coach George Sauer. hardt has a more concrete end in view, however, advocating a local Country Team. Doctor Record of three pledges became members the Sociology department was a committee to stir up undergraduate interest and additional support for namely; Ernest Towers- Ray Bowles Home Economic Club supper guest and after-dinner speak­ and Paul Lawler. The basketball The date of the Home Economics all-out aiders. er Wednesday night. He spoke team opened the season with a 16-10 Club party has been changed to Octo­ _ # <¥ very informatively on the social It is not the purpose of this editorial to praise or criticize the mate­ win over Lambda Chi. . . . They are ber 23, Thursday evening at 7:30. It trends of the upset world, and what looking forward to a most success will be held at Pettee Hall. rial contained' in these petitions. As a matter of fact we refused to sign to look for in the after-the-war ful season. Theta Kap was invited world. ‘Big Jim’ Sleeper was the either because we do not agree completely with their backers or the to the “vie” dance Friday night and Cawthorne Arrives first New Hampshire man to finish in it turned out to be very successful The Military Science Department two people to whom they will be submitted. If this country were the Maine meet. with twenty-five couples attending, has announced the arrival of a new of­ armed to the teeth with an adequate number of guns, tanks, airplanes, ficer, Lieutenant Colonel Ted H. Caw- . . Mr. and Mrs. Harland Nasvik Phi Delta Upsilon: A very success­ and other machines of modern warfare, then it might be time to unload i^horne, of the Infantry. Cawthorne were chaperones for the dance . ful vie party was held Friday night made his first public appearance Thurs­ the largest part of our defense industry outputs on Old World nations. A.T.O’s have been visiting different with Mr. and Mrs. Carrol Degler as day at drill. As the situation appears now, the so-called “Allies” have not been par­ campuses. . . . Ed Taylor and Lou chaperones. A general harvest theme ticularly successful in stemming the spread of Nazism, even with our Farrington were here from Bowdoin was carried out in the decorations over the week-end. . . Glenn Stewart with stacks of corn stalks pumpkins Big-Little Sister Outing help. What will we be able to do if we continue to lend, lease or give is going to be our guest Monday Big sisters will meet their Little Sis­ away such a large share of sorely-needed supplies? and clusters of bright colored night. . . . autumn leaves adding to the atmos­ ter in front of Scott Hall tomorrow at 4.30 instead of 4.45 as previously an­ This is not an isolationist uttering. It is a compromise policy be­ Theta Kappa Phi: Our new game phere. Marshmallows were toasted in the fireplace and cider and cookies nounced. Big Sisters will please col­ tween all-out aid and the “America ONLY” school of thought. room has now been completed. Mon- lect the dimes from their Little Sis­ signor Kelly, president of seton Hall, were served. The decorations were done by Harry Lucas, although Keith ters and pay “Shorty” Dumont. Ev­ No matter what the view of anyone regarding the material sup was a visitor at the house last Tues­ eryone is requested to bring a flash­ ported by the petition signers, the fact that there are a few students day night. The house won its fourth Burns had to have his say about things, This week-end saw most of light if possible. Please refrain from with sufficient interest in current affairs to take all their leisure time softball game thus making it four smoking while on the outing. wins and no defeats. We defeated the brothers in Durham. Jim working for a cause such as this is an encouraging sign. This campus T.K.E. 31-19 in our first intramural Williams, our cook, wants to change has been known for its provincialism and disconcern for world events, basketball game. Plans are under his dog’s name from Goofer to but it seems at last that there is a small group, at least, which wants way for a Halloween party in the Teddy; he says it sounds more dig­ nified. But the brothers still call to arouse interest in what it considers a worth while cause. near future. A party was held in the honor of Brother Paul Nugent on for Goofer and Goofer comes run­ m m the eve of his 18th birthday. The ning. house extends its heartiest congratu­ DOVER, NEW HAMPSHIRE lations to “two ounce” Cowgill on Editorial Points SUN—MON—TUES her near victory. “Ace Parker was CTAR t h e a t r e OCT. 19-20-21 a week-end visitor at the house. ^ Newmarket* Although Dad’s Day is scheduled for this Saturday it is not too late Alice Faye John Payne Brothers Cone, Nugent, O’Connell, for students to write home and add their invitation to the one already Lyster and Rouillard attended the TUES. - WED. OCT. 21-22 sent from the President’s office. This personal touch from son or Harvard-Dartmouth game last Sat­ Cesar Romero Robt. Montgomery - Rita Johnson in daughter can do much to make the day a complete success by assuring urday. in a large turnout of fathers. Sigma Beta: Brothers Dudley, Pine, A WEEK-END Ladd, Hassett> Callagy, and Prexy HERE COMES From all reports the campus pacifists came very near contradicting Stanton journeyed to Cambridge for MR. JORDAN IN HAVANA their own principles last Friday night when their “peace” meeting in the Harvard-Dartmouth game. Bro­ In Technicolor the Comunity house ended with name-calling and fist-shaking amid a thers Murchie, Evans, and Niles THURSDAY OCT. 23 WED. - THURS. OCT. 22-23 hubub of excitement. rendered invaluable vocal support to Cash Night WENDY HILLER the team in Springfield, Saturday. Cash Prize $20.00 or larger ROBERT MORLEY Some undergraduate men probably disagree with The Dartmouth, Brother Flint is still in the Hanover George Montgomery in Hospital under observation. The which seems to look down on Stoneleigh. In a recent issue they print- Mary Beth Hughes softball team is doing very well, MAJOR BARBARA eded this fact at the bottom of an editorial column—“Stoneleigh is a in won the last game from Lambda Chi also t very small college; so small in fact that it is not listed in the W orld by forfeit. COWBOY CHARLIE CHAN Almanac. AND THE BLOND Phi Mu Delta: Several couples went IN RIO on a hayride last Friday night with «* 4- Dr. and Mrs. Rudd as chaperones. . . . they say it was rather cold . . . ANNOUNCING BOYS AND GIRLS TOGETHER------Afterwards, there was a vie party 9 ENJOY OUR DELICIOUS GRILLED SANDWICHES AND with cider, ’n doughnuts, ’n every­ NEW UNIVERSITY PLATES thing. Brother Pender is at last in Blue and White TEMPTING FOUNTAIN FEATURES getting rid of his' cold after using up all surplus handkerchiefs in the VISIT THE “NEW HAMPSHIRE ROOM” With Scenes of Many Popular Campus Buildings house. Brother Siid Dimond had his name mentioned in Broadcasting magazine recently for his work at PRICE - $1.00 The College Pharmacy the South Berwick fire for W H EB. By the way, who was the girl at the Gorman Block ...... Durham vie party with Sid? Jack Freese The University Bookstore says he didn’t on the hayride. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, OCTOBER 21, 1941 Wildcats Edge Springfield Gymnasts, 14-6 Fitanides, Clark Register Tilton Gridsterg Touchdowns in 2nd Win; Trim Kittens 27-6 Hall, Pino Out of Action •i; Sparked by Tuffy Fitanides’ 54-yard Kenyon and Lane^hine runback of a punt in the third quar­ In Losing Frosh^fiause ter, New Hampshire defeated Spring­ field College last Saturday at Spring­ A powerful Tilton grj<|-aggregation field. 14-6. A 14-yard gain via the won their third game fM the season, Begin to Clark airmail route account­ Saturday, when ‘they trimmed the ed for the other touchdown in the UNH freshman 27-6 at Lewis Field in fourth quarter. Roy Goodfellow con­ the latter’s initial contest of the season. verted both points with beautiful place Scoring in every .period save the sec­ kicks. ond, in which period the Kittens regis­ tered their tally, the hostiles held a Springfield scored its only touch­ superior advantage in every phase of down on a Bartlett to Sansoucy pass in the third quarter. the contest. The first half was interest­ ing, however, inasmuch as the Kittens Clark Scores held Tilton to 7-6. Fitanides runback just about tells the Coach Hal Rood’s freshmen scored story of the first touchdown and a 36- their six points after eight minutes had yard run on a double reverse by the elapsed in the second period. Bill same Fitanides, which brought down Kemp passed to Ernie Rainey from • to the Springfield 10, where the at­ the seven-yard line who took the ball tack stalled. Springfield took over and Te l l G>usm4 on the five and ran over for the score. "Bove THE? kicked out of immediate danger; but A Tilton fumble on their own fifteen- FAfMlN/ V/ILL two first downs, capped by the pass BE 0OV4M yard line put the ball in scoring posi­ NEXT V4G6K from Begin to Clark provided the sec­ tion for the Kittens. I END ond score, and incidentally the biggest The enemies scored twice on aerials> thrill of the afternoon. With the ball once on a abuck from the one-yard on the 20-yard line, Begin tossed a line and once on a block kick. This short pass to Staacey Clark, who jug­ latter score came in the first period gled the pigskin twice; but he finally when Znaidnowski, Tilton center, Ram biv^c ^ ? u n t 5M voS, for. oupu managed to get a firm grip on the ball blocked Kemp’s punt on the twenty T lR S T 'TOUCHt)OVNN AMD BAH 3 6 VOS. i and fell across the last white line with OM A DOUBLE ftfcVEBSE TO SET UP QUPU = yard line, and picked up the ball and &£CONS> — T ^D D ie M/U(ft

Souce Doust prominent citizen of Dur-Ham to os­ Stoogies and floozies of DUR - Ham, tracize the Jumbo, such as the Mighty that long awaited event, the arrival of Murchie. B om e w a s b a c k DUR - Ham’s future Mayor, the illus­ Signed: The Committee to Elect Murchie. THOSE HEl*\ETS- 'V^o 'Pa.mis intercepted a pass Home AfiftiM- trious H. Souse Dowst, occuring in the THfc v/r. Boms, ukJRje AND FOR-,t h e n e x t 6 0 WAR05 wee small hours of Thursday morning UitftJE: DA-z.-Xi.iN6r BEAT‘en \ q TO6^ NOBG.OM INTEftCGPTEO R E D - o n oovmjU* TO SAM T H H U E ftS ir last, as he arrived on the mail boat L —-jam direct from 101 Pleasant Street, Con­ Plowright Promises cord, N.H., in a peanut shell labeled Watch the skies” is a phrase taken “Do Not Crush!” from Stuporman’s column in a recent A nasty, vicious rumor crept into edition of The New Hampshire. “Is f h k § f I \ M B L ^ -JHE HAD , 17 f i ) f\ 1 the press last Friday night to the effect it a bird.''” Maybe, but I believe it is J ■ AtUTE. A TRIP AN40JAM- I I I that our noble, industrious candidate a Gedunk Bird, and without much 1 [ \ Ve RMoMT SOt-vie&THE T T M ii'irfiFT u P w ^ iu ra ill \\M mm■iffltlflwBMBBMfcL was picked up last Wednesday night doubt, Stuporman will reach the same ^ PR-oewE^oF Vtou) 70STOP 5>TAC6M- | W pdi€ in the left gutter of South Main. This destination as our poor feathered rumor is not only pernicious, utterly friend, the Gedunk. How sad and Last year a combination of over-confidence and a few bad breaks, brought about a 33-13 defeat by the false, unfounded, and obstreporous; it what a sensation!!!! Vermont Catamounts. This Saturday, neither of these factors should in any way hinder the Wildcat as is, moreover, untrue. This vile, skulk­ Can you imagine what kind of a they try for their third victory of the season. ing fabrication was circulated by a mayor a guttersnipe would make? Trojan Elephant temporarily in our That’s where he was found and, EXHIBIT ft Illinois Institute of Technology midst, who has since been proven to be from all reports, that is where he be­ A PIANO IN TUNE actually in the employ of that imper­ longs. scientists have perfected a drying pro­ (Continued from page 1) IS A DELIGHTFUL sonator, that dirty bird, STUPOR- As for the other candidate, did any­ POSSESSION cess to prevent bacterial soft rot in George Howe, Richard J. Neutra, the MAN. one ever see a hotel man that could A.J. HALLWORTH potatoes which is expected to save the Farm Security Administration and the Not IN Gutter be trusted? Do we want a man (or PIANO TUNER I W I (Since 1916) * potatoe industry millions of dollars Indian Service. The exhibit will re­ Your correspondent was personally should I say a child with anesthetic Tel. 1131-M DOVER, N. H. annually. main in the library through October present at that major event in the his­ dreams) like that for such a prominent tory of our fair and scenic metropolis, position? After all. what can a hotel thirtieth. the unsheling of DUR - Ham’s sav­ man do to aid in a victory over Tufts? iour, H. Souse Dowst; and he is pre­ Within the next two weeks, one of pared ^o state (on his sacred honor as the most spectacular campaigns that a loyal member of the Chamber Music this hamlet has ever seen will be You'D enjoy seeing Society of Lower Basin Street) that launched. The campaign I will pre­ MARJORIE WOODWORTH the future Mayor was not picked up in sent to you is the cleanest, soberest, in the current Hal Roach hit the left gutter of South Main. Heavens shrewdest, gayest, brightest, most "ALL-AMERICAN CO-ED" no! ! ! , he was lying two feet and magnificent, superlative, ostentatious, released through United Artists. three-and- one-fifths inches from that emacular, encouraging, breath-taking gutter, in a life-preserver marked “S. campaign that has ever been presented You'll enjoy Chesterfields, the S. Muckbucket.” to the good people of DUR-Ham. I All-American pleasure smoke Civic Improvements can’t perceive how anyone who is in­ with the definitely M ild e r When asked what civic improve­ telligent enough to enter the higher Cooler Better Taste.. ments he contemplated for DUR - courts of learning, will be able to re­ Ham, he rolled over on his right side, sist giving their vote to such a cam­ scratched his left cheek and muttered paign. “Pflurbb !” At this time, his rotund The freshmen should be told and the champagne-manager, “Fighting Geo­ upper classes should be reminded of rge” Wise, stepped up clenching his the fact that the prime object of the left fist and said, “I wish to clarify mayor of DUR-Ham is to put on a and amplify that statement.” Placing good exhibition at the Homecoming his left foot on the prostrate form of game and also aid the team in victory that fugitive from a hungry squirrel, over Tufts. he leveled a hypnotic finger at the gap­ Watch this paper for further an­ ing mob and declaimed, “Harryin’ nouncements concerning my campaign Hank advocates a return to normalcy; and remember the slogan, “PLOW- furthermore, there shall be three chick­ RIGHT RIGHT THRU ’EM WITH ens for every crack-pot; and finally, PLOWRIGHT.” glass eight-balls shall be brought to DUR - Ham so that certain students Superman’s Secrets need no longer suffer from stiff necks There were tolerant smiles in the from perpetually peering around be­ campaign office of Superman adjacent hind the same. to the planet earth, when it was learned Later, when personally interviewed last Friday evening that pusillanimous by Your Reporter, Mr. Wise made this Plowright, and mal-witted Murchie startling revelation: despite the fact were growing overly-ripe anticipating that Dowst’s last address was 101 the apple of their bleary eyes, the posi­ Pleasant Street, Concord, N. H., Mr. tion of Mayor of Durham. I f ... like the X; Dowst is thoroughly sober, sedate, If the maturation of Superman’s op­ sanitary and sane. ponents proceeds at the present rate, All-American Girl... D. Hallucination Hopkins, by election day their very words will Commissar of Propaganda be soft-cased tomatoes thrown at their you want a cigarette Per order listeners. Superman suggests to Mur­ "Fighting George” Wise chie and Plowright, that if they wish Campagne Manager to be popular with their audiences at all toward the end of the campaign, they commence at once to build glass Magnetic Murchie cages to speak from, said cages being ‘ Fun, laughter, gayety, and merri­ odor-proof, and from an external point ment is about to rock Durham, as the of view, missile-proof. (Breathing for mighty, masterful, magnetic, mali­ Murchie and Plowright under such cious Murchie’s campaign swings into conditions would probably be labored action and flows right under Plow- and soon cease, but their martyrdom right, stoops under Superman, and would be forever remembered.) washes away the man in the gutter Superman’s plans for the alteration with a gurgle, and in a final mighty of Durham after he is elected as may­ I ry a couple of packs. We feel sure drive conquers the judicious Jumbo. or run something like this: Subways you'll be coming back for more... because Do you believe you aren’t a Superman will be tunneled from Durham to Do­ of Superwoman? We believe that we ver and Portsmouth and operated free Chesterfield’s right combination of the are all in this category and our foot­ of charge. Cars will be provided for world’s leading cigarette tobaccos makes ball team especially is made up of this every student on the campus capable calibre man. He is insulting us by of driving one. As long as fuel lasts them so much Milder, Cooler and Better- asking us whether we want to be Su­ (Ickes) it will be provided free. When Tasting that more smokers are turning to permen and women. the supply is exhausted Superman will The Campaign of Murchie is going give the secret of atomic power to them every day. to clean up all dirt, filth, iniquity, and Durham. For students who wish it> gutter snipes. classes will be abolished. For students Yes, the approval of smokers is the big thing thatfs As for Plowright and his farmerish who demand it, fees will be eliminated. pushing Chesterfield ahead all over the country. campaign motto, it will take more than And for students who comamnd it, a plow to eliminate the Tuft Jumbo. Plowright and Murchie will be abro­ gated by exile. (Copyright 1941, Liccett S Mysju Tobacco.Co. What is necessary is a masterful,

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