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and therein lies the soul of politeness. Often The Kidneys Are :^ - Those obsessed by the notion that it was impossible for Mark Twain, to Weakened by Over-Work. open his mouth without saying some­ thing funny should revise their im­ Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood. pressions of him. In the course of his Weak and unhealthy kidneys are re­ . nennmssen Comprehensive Estimate of Tribute Paid to the Ability, last visit to his boyhood home at Han­ *™m<3?$K* * sponsible for much sickness andsuffering, 'America's Late Literary Gen­ Kindly Philosophy, Droll Fun nibal in the summer of 1902 he said therefore, if kidney If solemn things in the most dignified trouble is permitted to ius, Whose Pen Swayed the and Pathos of the Nan Whose | continue, serious re­ manner possible. Several times he was sults are most likely Heart of the World. * 0 Optimism Cheered Millions. so deeply touched by the pathos of the : to follow. Your other occasion, his meeting with boyhood Insurance, Real Estate^?S^^^" l organs may need at­ friends then grown old like himself, tention, but your kid­ , By ROBERTUS LOVE. father be the author of "Tom Sawyer^., his visit to the graves of his parents, : neys most, because that his voice quavered and broke, and they do most and ARK TWAIN is dead! than all of his own works. . '^C f~£>* "-?M\':' Xoans and Boiffidl" should have attention "The Innocents Abroad," of course, the inevitable tears trickled down his The king is dead—long live face. He was overcome with emotion, first. Therefore, when the king! But there is 'no always will be associated with Mark your kidneys are weak or out of order, M beir, either apparent or pre­ Twain's name as one of his most char­ conquered by tender sentiment, and you can understand how quickly your en­ those of us whose privilege it was to sumptive. The throne of humor, whose acteristic books, but that may be be­ BOTH PHONES, No. 102 Residence Phone, No. 106 tire body is affected and how every organ cause it was his first big work and observe,him upon these occasions went seems to fail to do its duty. kingdom was the world, is empty. The scepter that swayed the universal won for him the fame and the for­ away with a new notion as to Mark If you are sick or " feel badly," begin Twain. He was not the mere jester, taking the great kidney remedy, Dr. heart—the pen—lies idle at last The tune which enabled him to write what NEW ULWI, MINN. Kilmer's Swamp-Root. A trial will con­ empire of laughter and also, of tears he pleased. ' not the buffoon who sees in life only vince you of its great merit. which this king of the writing craft Mark Twain's name was Samuel the gjiffaws and works assiduously to The mild and immediate effect of founded and which he fostered for Langhorne Clemens, but it was used evoke them in boisterous riot of laugh­ i'f Swamp-Root, the great kidney and nearly fifty years is become as whirl­ chiefly as a vessel whereon universi­ ter. He was the man of feeling, the bladder remedy, is soon realized. It ing dust in the abyss of the things that ties hung LL. D. handles. He was tender hearted old fellow, the owner stands the highest because its remarkable were. Only there remains the heritage "Dr. Clemens" three times over, but of a heart as gentle as any that ever *.V health restoring properties have been of th9 dead ruler's kindly philosophy. beat proven in thousands of the most distress­ the distinction never spoiled him. ing cases. If you need a medicine you YOU MAKE NO MONEY should have the best. __ His Many Personal Sorrows. $:; Sold by druggists in Mark Twain's life was not a rose fifty-cent and one-dol­ bed. He walked no primrose path. He Farming the way your grandfather did. The world lar sizes. You may have a sample bottle encountered stumbling places and had has moved, farming has become a science, and it is the "by mail free, also a steep hills of difficulty to climb. And reading, thinking farmer who has a wonderful yield pamphlet telling you Home OTS^P-RSOY. he had sorrows that bit and griefs that when crops are generally good, and a fair crop when how to find out if you have kidney or bludgeoned. bladder trouble. Mention this paper At the close of his life, those of his neighbors are failures. No better way of A-"» i -when writing to Dr. Kilmer & Co., so far as relatives were concerned, he keeping in touch with the progress of agriculture can Binghamton, N. Y. Don't make any mis­ was almost alone in the world. be found than by subscribing for take, but remember the name, Swamp- His best loved daughter, Susy, died Root, and don't let a dealer sell you in America when he was in Europe. something in place of Swamp-Root—if you do you will be disappointed. His story of her death in his autobiog­ . FARM, STOCK AND HOME raphy is a piece of pathos seldom sur­ passed. His wife, who was Miss Olivia Minneapolis, Minn. Langdon of Elmira, N. Y., his compan­ The best and most practical agricultural journal in the ion for many years, died in Italy after West. You can get it and the vain wanderings for the restoration of her health. He built a big country s n REVIEW for $1.75 Call at this office. home near Redding, Conn., and settled 11—35 down to continue growing old as grace­ jp— Kidney fully as he could with his two remain­ ing daughters, Clara and Jean. In No­ vember of 1909 Clara married a for­ eigner and went abroad to live. Jean Pills was left with him. On the day before What They Will Do for You Christmas, with a Christmas tree for her father trimmed by her own hands They will cure your backache,, in one of the rooms, Jean Clemens was LOW ROUND TRIP strengthen your kidneys, cor, found dead in her bathtub, having r rect urinary irregularities, build been seized with an epileptic fit and drowned. RATES tip the worn out tissues, and When Mark Twain was fifty years eliminate the excess uric acid old and worth about $1,000,000 a pub­ that causes rheumatism. Pre­ lishing firm in which he was .a part­ : , THE LATE MARK TWAIN. ner became bankrupt He lost his for­ Beginning February 1 and ending December 20, vent Bright's Disease and Dia- [Samuel L. Clemens.] tune and was involved heavily in debt bates, and restore health and He set to work, made a lecturing and 1910, very low Homeseekers' rates will be in ©trength. Refuse substitutes, his droll fun, his quips and jestings With no school learning save such as writing tour around the world and in effect the first and third Tuesdays of each and his pathos. he gained from a few years' attend­ ten years had paid off his indebtedness Mark Twain became before he died ance at the village school in Hannibal, and again was ahead of the wolf. By month to the West and Northwest via the Y-.< the most famous man on earth. He Mo.; his scholastic titles were earned that time he had become so universally A BEAUTIFUL FACE by literary work which the whole Before Using If you have pimples, blotches, was not merely a man; he was an in­ famous that his work commanded its or other skin Imperfections, you stitution. He was a* sort of neighbor­ world accepted. own price. Thereafter he could write can remove them and have a clear hood settlement of good cheer, with and beautiful complexion by using He Was Intensely Democratic. or rest as he chose, and he chose to many branches located in the oases as write much. UNION PACIFIC BEAUTYSKIN in the waste places, where admission Mark Twain was intensely demo­ f< cratic. He was easily approachable, Mark Twain's writing life began in The Safe Road to Travel" It Makes New and refreshment were free to all. Mil­ his pilot days and continued up to his Mood, and he never emitted any bear's growl Improves the lions—how many millions is beyond death—half a century of devotion to Health, if estimating—came and partook of his or lion's roar. Even the humblest per­ the art of making, people happy. For Dining car meals and service "Besi in the World." ^ 1 lemoves Skin Imperfections. son was made to feel at ease in his Beneficial results guasanteed wine of optimism and stayed for sup­ several years he was simply a hard­ m or money refunded. per. His fame was and is universal. presence. Shrinking reporters sent to working newspaper reporter and spe­ For full information address your Local Agent or Send stamp for Free Sample, Though an American born, a native interview him quit their shrinking and cial correspondent, searching for gold Particulars and Testimonials. puffed up when they found him as Mention this parer. After Using. of Missouri, he belonged to all lands. in Nevada and California between jobs CHICHESTER CHEMICAL CO, He had traveled in all lands and lived easy to interview as the aspiring au­ at journalism which grubstaked him H.F.CARTER, D. P. A., ' •*» Madison Place, Philadelphia, Pa. in most of them. He had more near- thor of the poem published in the low­ for prpspecting. But he found his permanent homes perhaps than any er corner of the town weekly. He purest and most paying streak of ore other man of his day. Nearly always could talk on any topic, even the when in 1867 he wrote "The Jumping Union Pacific R. R. Co. 60 YEARS' weather, and glorify it with his hu­ he was a wanderer, sometimes from Frog of Calaveras County." That f' EXPERIENCE necessity, more frequently from choice. mor. If the insistent attention be­ story, picked up in a mining camp, was 21 So. 3rd Street, The world was his plaything, and he stowed upon him was distasteful to his first promising literary prospect." him he did not permit the fact to be Minneapolis, Minn. was not content without remapping He had struck the mother lode. for himself the entire surface of the known. Mark Twain was one of the Printer, pilot, reporter, humorist, big ball. politest men I ever knew. He was considerate of^the feelings of others, novelist, philosopher—he is safely em­ "California Raisin Day, April 30th, Of Most Striking Appearance. balmed to enduring fame. TRADE MARKS Eat Raisin Bread." DESIGNS He was a man of most striking ap­ COPYRIGHTS &C pearance—the kind that attracts atten­ Anyone sending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an tion anywhere in a crowd and causes invention is probably patentable. Communica­ tions strictly confidential. HANDBOOK on Patents others to take a second look. In his sent free. Oldest apency for securing patents. Patents taken through Munn & Co. receive later years his shock—no, his crown— apecial notice, without charge. ID the of hair, perfectly white and glossy like fine spun silk, became his trademark of REWARD FOR WILD PIGEONS. It is just as important that you be Scientific American. recognition by strangers wherever he A handsomely illustrated weekly. 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Hodge of Clark university, appearance—there was only one of Worcester, has charge of the reward, BANDIT'S RETURN FOR FAVOR him. and all finds must be reported to him. HORTH-WESTEH Offered to Restore Money of Theater RAILWAY. And there was only one of Mark This species of pigeon was once thick Twain as a literary syndicate. It has In Massachusetts, and people armed Owner He Held Up. GOING EAST. become the fashion to describe him as with poles and nets often Would kill E. M. Gulick, owner and manager Ho 516—Daily, new Hue 4:27 a m the great American, humorist. This and gather in fifty and sixty at once, of a prominent theater in Pittsburg, was the victim of a daring holdup Thro to Twin Cities and the East. undoubtedly he was, but he was more. so closely did they roost. The slaugh­ His appreciation of Joan of Arc, first ter assumed such proportions that the and robbery early the other morning. No 24—Ex Sunday, old line. .5:15 a in Within a few doors of his home two Connects at Kasota for Twin Cities and at published anonymously, is accepted by pigeons are almost extinct today. masked men pointed revolvers at his Maakato Junction for the East. critics of acumen as one of the most A full grown wild pigeon is about No 514—Daily, new line. 3:50 p m refined works in the serious literature head and demanded his valuables. He fifteen inches long from its bill to the threw up his hands while one of the Thro to Twin Cities and.t'he East of the nineteenth century. The book end of its tail. The male is blue gray No 22—Daily, old line 3:52 p m won its way before Mark Twain ad­ men searched him, but secured less above and on the head and reddish than $5. - No 14—Ex Sunday, new line. .6:55 p m mitted its paternity. While he was beneath. The female is of a duller col­ Connects at Mankato for points South. writing the Joan classic he worked, or, inclining toward brown. The birds While this was transpiring Gulick on Omaha. time,and time about, on that amazing nest during April and May. kept up a running fire of good natured GOING WEST.* funny masterpiece, "Pudd'nhead Wil­ pleasantries in order to detract the at­ No 517 —Daily, uaw line 12:30 a m son." He simply couldn't be serious t 'Last of Old Carrier Camp tention of the highwaymen from a Thro from Twin Cities and the East. altogether for a stated period. | The recent burning of Camp Verde, $1,500 diamond stud and an equally - \ No 13—Ex Sunday, old line..8:25 a m to the west of San Antonio, Tex., re­ valuable ring. This was successful, Never Altogether Funny. i Thro^to Tracy. moves on« of the most interesting for after securing his money and a No 503—Daily, new line 1:30 p m Nor must we take it for granted that landmarks in the United States. Camp few pocket pieces the thieves asked Thro from Twin Cities and the East. Mark Twain, summing up his career,; Verde was built by the federal gov­ him politely who he was. He told No 23—Daily,old line 1:28 pm as a writer, ever was altogether funny?*-"' ernment in 1857 to serve as a base them. No 27—Ex Sunday, old line. .8:40 p m He never was. He was one of the for camel caravans, by means of "Yes; I remember you," said one of closest observers of human nature and which it was hoped to cross the desert them. "You gave me the first free Connects at Mankato Junction with trains irom East and at Kasota with Twin Cities. institutions, places and things, that into California. Forty camels were seat I ever had in a show seventeen ever lived. Even in hff most humor­ imported from Asia Minor and Arabia, years ago. I never forgot you for it, Minneapolis & St. Louis R. R. ous books we find that he has made but no practical results were achieved, as I had only 17 cents at the time. NORTHBOUND. accurate transcripts of the things and after several years the undertak- You can have your money back if you inc was abandoned. •Twin Cities Passenger (ex. Sun.) 12;03 p m which impressed him. Though he ex-|?| want it. I never forget a favor." *'* \ aggerated, a privilege belonging to his " * • Ifp-Jl The Demon of the Air^V' : thecal Freight (ex. Sun.) 4:00pm is the germ of LaGrippe, that, breath­ Gulick, who was surprised at the profession, one can read between the highwayman's declarations, declined SOUTH BOUND. lines the inhering truth. He was an ed in, brings suffering to thousands. Its after effects are weakness, ner­ the offer and rushed for home, glad to Storm Lake^Pass (ex. Sun.) 2:10pm inveterate foe to shams of every so:f;,. save his diamonds. Local Freight (ex. Sun.) 6:30 p m vousness, lack of appetite, energy and ,h m and apparently knewvhis highest hap|J| ambition, with disordered liver and piness when with droll sarcasm he '". 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