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UM students Back in the saddle again working to ski Madeleine Creevy boarders this kind of work-trade Kaimin Reporter opportunity. “It is a special thing that A number of Snowbowl Snowbowl does to accommodate peo- University of offers jobs ple who really want to get in a lot of Montana students for ski days on the mountain, but don’t have found a cheaper passes the money to buy a pass right now,” way to hit the Murphy said. slopes this season Work crews are normally clearing — instead of buying a season pass, trails, painting, chopping wood and they are working for one. doing other miscellaneous grunt Montana Snowbowl Ski Area has work, said Morris. a program that allows students and The work isn’t easy, Morris said. anyone else interested in skiing or “The kids who come up here to snowboarding a chance to trade 60 work are dedicated. They have to get hours of work at the mountain for a up here early and work all day,” full season pass. Morris said. UM senior Betsy Murphy has Snowbowl staff also receive full been at Snowbowl for the last few seven day season passes. weekends, and said it is a great alter- If students are interested in work- native to buying the $400 pass. ing on the mountain this winter they “I have a lot of expenses this can pick up an application or apply semester and I cannot afford to buy a Bret Ferris/Montana Kaimin online, Morris said. Examples of The UM equestrian team, horses and all, were out on campus Thursday afternoon looking for new members to pass. It is basically bitch work, but it positions include maintenance, lift is worth it,” Murphy said. join their team. Anyone interested in signing up needs to by Sunday; no experience required. Contact Jennifer operators and ski-school instructors. Michaelis at 721-6706 with any questions. Ronnie Morris, co-owner of Morris said the sooner new appli- Snowbowl, said that students can cants apply, the better their chances come up to Snowbowl and fill out an are of being hired for work-trade for a application if they want to work. pass, whether it is a part-time or full- “If we have something for an time position. Center receives new director applicant to do, then we will give Murphy said she hopes there will them work,” she said. be enough good snow this year so all cy of Mansfield. ing to its Web site. Morris said that the student sup- Natalie Storey her hard work does not go to waste. “I think I have the background Weidner will have more chal- port is a big help in getting work done Kaimin Reporter “It seems like people are fired up and the sort of breadth that will lenges to deal with than represent- in the off-season. for a big season this year,” Murphy The new New She said that there are about 40 help me succeed in this position,” ing the legacy of Mike Mansfield. said. director of the director of he said. He will have to accomplish his crew members working off passes Brad Morris, another co-owner of Mansfield throughout the off-season and about Mansfield Weidner was the director of the goals with less funding than the Snowbowl, agrees that skiers and Center considers Center Asian Affairs Center and the center has had before. Last year, half of them are either students or boarders are excited for a big season, the late Montana graduates. optimistic Missouri International Training the center lost $83,000 in funding but there is no way to be sure. senator it was There are no other mountains in about Institute at the University of because endowments the “Pray for snow,” he said. named after to the Missoula area that give skiers and funding, Missouri at Columbia, a job he Mansfield Foundation holds were be close to his future held since 1998. Before that he hit hard by tough financial mar- heart. was the associate director of the kets. The foundation provides the Game Day Terry Weidner said he admires Office of International Programs primary source of funding for the KAIMIN Game Day Kaimin will the work of Mike Mansfield, for- at the University of Kansas, and center. mer ambassador to Japan, U.S. he was a Chinese media analyst Funding issues don’t worry be available Saturday at Senator and University of for the Foreign Broadcast Weidner too much. He said he will Talking Montana professor. As the new Information Service. look to outside sources to help It the game as well as director of the Mansfield Center, The Asian Affairs Center was fund the center. Up Weidner will have the challenge of created in 1983 to advocate educa- “The goal is not just to get online today at upholding values Mansfield tion in Asian affairs, history and money, but to get money for stuff embodied such as truth, openness culture. The center’s staff organiz- that makes sense for the www.kaimin.org and human rights. es conferences, retreats and dia- University,” he said. Weidner says he’s up to the logues around themes that incor- challenge of representing the lega- porate Asian perspectives, accord- See MANSFIELD, Page 12 West Nile risk decreases with fall weather

Katherine Sather said. “There have been some cases infected out of the state. ed, Johnston said. Many become month in south Phillips County, and Kaimin Reporter in horses, but not in humans.” West Nile virus symptoms are worried about the disease when he urges area residents to report any The state works with agencies flu-like, said Brant Goode, infec- they see it in the news. game birds they find dead. Health offi- Colder like the Missoula County Health tious disease intervention specialist “Every time they see an article, “We’d like to know where the cials in Montana temperatures Department and Montana Fish, at the Missoula County Health they come in,” she said. birds were seen and any informa- hope that this may Wildlife and Parks to track the dis- Department. They include Staff at St. Patrick Hospital have tion about what they appeared year’s risk for exterminate ease in Montana. All agencies are headaches, body aches, rashes and not diagnosed anyone with any like,” Thomson said. West Nile virus carriers of preparing for an onslaught in west- swollen glands, and last three to form of West Nile virus. Thomson said that West Nile is will be put to virus ern Montana next summer. five days. Area residents should still take not known to be transmitted by rest within the “If you notice the pattern, it’s “It affects about one in every precautions until the first frosts set consuming or handling animals that next few weeks. gradually moving across the states, five people infected,” he said. “It’s in, especially hunters, said Bill have been exposed. Additionally, An onset of cold, fall weather hitting the susceptible populations pretty self-resolving.” Thomson, of Fish, Wildlife and there’s no evidence that bird dogs should kill off the mosquito popu- and infecting those,” Mosher said. But the virus can cause a form Parks. can be infected by grouse that have lation that spreads the virus, said “Those infected are now immune to of encephalitis that is more threat- Hunting season for upland game been exposed to the disease. Elton Mosher, Health Service it and the disease is moving on to ening. Goode refers patients who birds is open and sportsmen are apt One horse in western Montana Specialist at the Department of westerly states.” think they display symptoms of to be outside during prime mosqui- was infected with West Nile virus Public Health and Human Services. This year, 210 human cases of encephalitis, which include neuro- to action: sunset and sunrise, he this month in Ronan. Local veteri- But there’s not much of a risk West Nile were recorded in logical problems like confusion and said. Mosquitoes become infected narians have been vaccinating hors- for area residents, he said. Montana, said Kay Johnston, ER dizziness, to St. Patrick Hospital. by feeding on birds with the virus. es against the disease, said Bill Only two Missoula County resi- nurse at St. Patrick Hospital. Encephalitis is rare, Goode said, Thomas urges hunters to apply Brown, a veterinarian at Western dents were infected with the dis- Each were east of the and elderly patients are most sus- insect repellent and wear long Montana Equine in Missoula. ease this summer, and they were Continental Divide, and only one ceptible. sleeves and pants. “I don’t think there’s any in exposed to it while in Colorado. of them was fatal. The two Nevertheless, staff at St. Patrick His agency is monitoring the dis- Missoula yet, but probably we’re a “West Nile (in humans) has not Missoula cases aren’t included in Hospital often receive patients who ease in game birds. Two sage grouse year away,” he said. “It’s clearly crossed the Continental Divide,” he the total since the patients were are concerned they may be infect- were infected with the virus this here.” 2 Friday, September 26, 2003 OPINION Montana Kaimin

The UM Web site needs a few different faces excellent vantage point for watching this wonder of Peanut Gallery nature in progress. Squirrel Talk Can the squirrel even remember where the nut is in five months? Doubtful. Every week the Kaimin gives a cut-to-the-chase summary of some Chris Rodkey of the week’s news events, and our opinion on them. Extreme security threat Cell phone fraud: Vexed gaze Alpha Omega house gets big Web play A friend and I were walking on the second floor If long-distance calls cost about 15 cents per minute and a fired When UM made its new Web site live earlier this of the UC when we saw a security guard working administrative assistant from the physical therapy department spent week, it included a popular feature called “Faces,” a on the cash machine next to the Food Court. This $18,361.78 in illegal calls over the past three years, she spent about collection of profiles of UM students, faculty and was not outstanding, but when the guard — 28 full days on the phone per year, or 7.8 percent of the past three staff. bedecked in every little piece of cheap, inane spy years of her life. Seriously. This is beyond teenage-girl phone addic- When looking through the list, the Kaimin found gadgetry available from the Sharper Image catalog tion levels. at least 12 of the 18 students displayed were affiliat- — made eye contact with us and then started to ed in some way with the Alpha Omega house, reach for his handgun, we admittedly started to ASUM squabble: Yay! including people who are currently or were previ- freak out. Finally! After weeks of tension finally boiled over in this week’s ously living there, had married someone who lived Seriously, the two of us look about as threatening ASUM meeting, two things are clear. 1) We were right when we or had lived there, or who lived across the street as the Dalai Lama in his pajamas. I was even wear- compared ASUM to high school student council. 2) The Aaron ing a tie. What a joke. Take it easy, 007. We’re not Flint/Gale Price drama will soon make people forget about Ben from the house. ASUM President Aaron Flint is a gonna get ya, we’re just walkin’. Affleck and J-Lo, at least on this campus. When Public Safety has to member of the house. post officers at the back of the room for senate meetings, we’ll know The AO house is a Christian fellowship house this partisan thing is for real. not involved with the Greek system. DJ Clue! Clue! Clue! Clue! Being as UM likes to tout the quality of its diver- Every time I try and download the hottest new Downtown checking IDs: Yawn sity, the Faces collection is pre- R&B joint off the internet, it Yep, the police really want to stop underage drinking, and the tav- sumably meant to display a cross- seems someone else has beat me to Being as UM likes to tout the ern owners really don’t want to serve minors. Ultimately, we just section of students from campus. the punch: DJ Clue. quality of its diversity, the don’t care — sober freshmen are just as annoying as drunk freshmen. However, two-thirds of the stu- For those of you not familiar Faces collection is presumably When we overheard a girl shout, “Get me to Red’s!” as she ran away dents listed are connected to one with the bane of my MP3 exis- meant to display a cross-sec- from the International Playboys show at The Ritz this weekend, we spot and organization, and certain- tence, DJ Clue seems adept at tion of students from campus. weren’t worried about her getting an MIP, we were just glad she was ly are not characteristic of all the finding these hot songs and However, two-thirds of the stu- leaving. people one could find on this cam- “enriching” them by adding his dents listed are connected to pus. own obnoxious voiceover. Not Extra-bonus triple bear slam: one spot and organization, and Take, for example, a collection just, “Hey, DJ Clue brought you Bouncing bear merchandise: Hiss certainly are not characteristic this song,” but instead, with the The first person to sport this apparel on campus is trying too hard. of 12 Jesse Hall residents. We of all the people one could find most rediculous amount of reverb It happened in Missoula. Everyone knows about it. Find some other assume there won’t be as much of on this campus. ever heard, he screams, “DJ hilarious piece of novelty clothing. You don’t want to be like your a “fellowship” atmosphere. Their dad wearing a Steppenwolf shirt to a Steppenwolf concert. appearance, philosophies and gen- CLUE! DJ CLUE! DJ CLUE! DJ eral style of life most likely differs from those of CLUE!” followed by a hoot or scream or something. Monte’s two new suits: Boo! We liked the old one! people who live at a house based around Christian I don’t personally know DJ Clue, but my assump- We don’t know how much they cost, because Monte and the direc- ideals. tion is this is some guy who sits in a little basement tor of marketing for UM athletics wouldn’t tell us, except that they Obviously we are not opposed to the specific room and gets really excited about sending out DJ were very expensive. We might have missed this, but when did UM group of people being on the site, but they are just Clue-branded MP3 files. decide we don’t need to worry about things like hiring professors and as representative of all UM students as a group of funding research for awhile? But as long as the professors we do have 12 people from the Fencing Club. Will the real hippie please stand up? are dressed to the nines, it shouldn’t be a problem. Hopefully UM will start digging around and find Missoula is filled to the brim with hippie-posers. a few more students to profile. If this is the most I’m talking about that guy who wears the Patagonia Bear invades Dave Letterman’s kitchen: Yeow! popular section on the new site, it should be more jacket, drinks Odwalla juice and rides his old-school Leave it to a Montana high school student to use illegal fireworks diverse. bike to school and tells all his friends, “No really, to blast a giant bear out of a celebrity’s summer home. With all the I’m a hippie, man, I am totally into that philoso- bear news coming out of our region lately, people might start forget- phy.” ting about the Unabomber, the Freemen and Judy Martz. Massive digging operation underway This column’s very namesake have been exceed- Bullcrap. This person is actually called a Yuppie; Board of Regents dealing with tuition: Boo! ingly busy working to bury countless nuts in the somebody who loves money but likes to pretend it’s Honestly, we would bitch about tuition even if it were 10 bucks. ground in preparation for a long, cold winter. This is not all that important. So there’s no way the Regents can walk from this looking like heroes. an annual tradition at UM, just like the spring-time I love my hippies raw and uncensored. Big, For once, we’d rather see that money go to fixing up all the broken squirrel orgy that plagues virgin Oval-sitters’ eyes. gross, nasty dreadlocks and putrid-smelling patch- stuff on this campus, since we’ve been putting it off for the last three It’s really quite entertaining, the methodical cap- work pants. That’s the ticket. These people are real years. Our precious little pocketbooks may just have to suffer, even ture of a fallen acorn or other nut, the frantic, pan- hippies. They live, eat and breathe the hippie life. though this is still one of the cheapest universities in the country. icked digging, and the slow, deliberate patting of Don’t insult them by being a poser. earth back into its original state. This process is The Peanut Gallery is written repeated until all visible nuts are carefully buried. by the editorial staff of the Kaimin Residents in the basement of Craig Hall have an

MontPIRG yet. campus in this manner it must be open to all- This provoked a much needed editorial this will help MontPIRG. The open to all from Kaimin staff stating, “The Board of approach is merely the vehicle to enacting The MONTANA KAIMIN Regents, ASUM and MontPIRG need to these reforms. welcomes your letters to the Letters change the election laws so that voting doesn’t MontPIRG has many changes to make. editor and guest columns. drag on and on. A two-day process dragged Their tenant landlord hotline went for weeks to the editor out into a week-long agony doesn’t help any- without responding to needy consumers. body, and it doesn’t make any sense.” They had their longest reaffirmation ever last Please keep letters less than 300 words, Newly-elected ASUM President Aaron year despite the fact that voter turnout and columns must be about 700 words. Flint recognized the need for this and he and increased over the previous year. Whiny MontPIRG needs closer scrutiny the rest of us on ASUM are working to help drivel like last week’s letter to the editor only MontPIRG avoid weeklong elections. These serves to further weaken their organization. Send both to [email protected] We all remember what it was like last changes must go through the Board of Spring, when MontPIRG went through their Regents, and if we want to enact changes Patrick Van Orden Include your name, year and major, and phone number. longest reaffirmation ever. Signs every- that make it easier for politicized groups to junior, political science where, a week long election, students daily raise thousands of dollars from students on ASUM Senator asked four times over whether they voted for

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N EWSROOM PHONE (406) 243-4310 K AIMIN O N - LINE HTTP://WWW. KAIMIN. ORG Montana Kaimin PAGE 3 Friday, September 26, 2003 Weatheror not Calendar of Events Today across the country. Visit www.umt.edu/rivercenter to find out more. Board of Regents High: 75 MSU-Billings Wild Rockies Rendezvous Montana’s governing board for all university Caras Park Low: 32 Mostly sunny business meets. The two-day event features keynote speaker Karin P. Sheldon, director of the Environmental oring days like today make for great political fodder. We Law Center. American Indian Heritage Kaimintember fully expect sometime within the next week that Missoula Lecture BMayor Mike Kadas will make a proclomation declaring 4 p.m. — Masquer Theatre, Hall of Fame Inductees “Beautiful Missoula Day in the Fall Day 2003,” or something like PAR/TV Center UC Ballroom that. It’s what mayors do, besides actually controlling the weather American Indian Heritage Day is The Grizzly Hall of Fame inducts from their bunker deep below the Wilma Theatre. on campus today, and includes an four members. Tickets are $30 a per- Indian food luncheon from noon to son or $250 for a table of 10. Go to www.griztix.com for more informa- Kaimin Weather - “Yes, you have seen one-third of this semester’s forecasts.” 1:30 p.m. in the Food Zoo, an ice cream social from 2 to 3:30 p.m. in the Native tion. American Studies Building, and a speech by Kenneth Ryan titled “Traditional Life-Ways and Wednesday, Oct. 1 How They Contribute to Education” at 4 p.m. in the PAR/TV Center. Career Fair Accuracy Watch 9 a.m. - 3 p.m., UC Ballroom Homecoming Parade Deadline The 15th Annual Career Fair matches students The Montana Kaimin is committed to accuracy in its 2 p.m. up with jobs and volunteer positions. reports. If you think the Kaimin has committed an Today’s the deadline to apply to be in the error of fact, please call 243-2394 or e-mail Homecoming Parade on Oct. 4. Call Sharon Graduation Applications Due [email protected] and let us know. If we find a Palmer at 542-2330 to find out more or pick up an Griz Central factual error was made, we will correct it on this page. entry form at the Alumni Association office in All Spring 2004 graduation applications are due with the $25 fee today. Game Day Kaimin is here. Brantly Hall. Friday, Oct. 3 It’s online today River Conference 7:10 p.m. — UC Third Floor and you’ll be able to find it UM’s newly created Center for Riverine Homecoming at the football game on Science and Stream Re-Naturalization is hosting a Several campus activities will celebrate UM’s Saturday in printed form. conference to study stream restoration programs homecoming weekend. Great stories, hot photos and a roster to keep track of which opposing team player you’re screaming at. Items for the Kaimin Calendar of Events can be sent to [email protected]. The Kaimin does Game Day Kaimin --- You can’t live without it. not guarantee publication of all submissions.

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Explore Peace Corps service opportunities when recruiter Tim Micek visits the UM campus. Programs are available for all majors. Tuesday, September 30 Information Table 9:00 am - 4:00 pm Volunteer Fair, University Center (2nd Floor) Peace Corps Slide Show & Info Meeting 6:00 pm - 7:30 pm University Center, Room 207 Wednesday, October 1 Information Table 9:00 am - 3:00 pm Career Fair, University Center Ballroom (3rd Flloor) Lunchtime Video and Info Session 12:00 noon - 1:00 pm University Center, Room 224 Peace Corps www.peacecorps.gov - 800.424.8580 6 Friday, September 26, 2003 NEWS Montana Kaimin

Services Regents approve UM budget Becky Bohrer three community colleges and tive process. He acknowledged that Associated Press Writer compares to about $781 million some are skeptical about how spent in the last fiscal year. Much money appropriated will be spent. Fall Workshop Series BILLINGS (AP) - Montana's

Career of the gain came in restricted and "We want a more engaged dia- Board of Regents approved an designated dollars, such as grants, logue with the university system Your Resume is You: $867 million budget Thursday for contracts and student fees, officials and Legislature," Semmens said. Your Letter is Your Introduction public higher education in the state aka Resumes and Cover Letters said. On Wednesday and Thursday, after college and university offi- Mercer is among those interest- university and college officials es Monday, September 22nd cials detailed their priorities and ed in a proposal to revamp the detailed for regents their priorities, concerns.

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The Endangered Species Act: Regulatory and Incentive-Based Alternatives in the West OCTOBER 2-3, 2003

College of Forestry & Conservation; Center for the Rocky Mountain West Plum Creek Lectures

Unless otherwise specified, all events held in the Castles Center Arena, School of Law at the University of Montana. Thursday, October 2nd Friday, October 3rd Emerging Issues in Biodiversity Approaches and Solutions

8:30-10:00 am 9:00-10:00 am Overview of the ESA and Future Issues ESA Litigation as a Behavior Regulator 10:15-11:15 am 10:15-11:45 am The ESA, Ecosystem Management and Collaborative The Role of Incentives and Collaborative Conservation; Observations and Analysis Programs 11:15-1:00 pm (lunch on your own) 11:45-1:30 pm (lunch on your own) 1:00-2:30 pm 1:30-2:30 pm Cost-Benefit Analysis of Litigation vs. Collaboration: Corporate Perspectives on Incentive-Based Grizzly Recovery as a Case Study Alternatives 2:45-4:45 pm 2:45-3:45 pm Legal, Political and Biological Implications of Wolf Comparisons in International Biodiversity Delisting Protection

KEYNOTE PRESENTATION; The Honorable John A. Kitzhaber, Former Governor of Oregon Creating a Society to Match our Scenery: Resolving Natural Resource Conflicts in the 21st Century Thursday, October 2nd • 8:00 pm • North Urey Lecture Hall Montana Kaimin NEWS Friday, September 26, 2003 7 Panel works to dispel casino myth

Heather Telesca ping centers and malls that cater to more education funds for poorer American Indian For the Kaimin than just the reservation communities. Once communities. a casino becomes successful, other busi- The businesses don’t understand why the American Indian speakers attacked mis- nesses like McDonalds and Wal-Mart move casinos don’t provide enough money, and in conceptions of tribal economics and gaming in to take advantage of the growing eco- a state that has poor Indian education rates Thursday afternoon in a American Indian nomic market. already, this can be particularly detrimental. panel discussion, the kick-off event for “The tribes that are successful are diver- “I see a whole generation of people who American Indian Heritage Day. sifying their dollar,” Decker said. “They are seriously at risk for life,” she said. Janine Pease, Richmond Clow and Dan don’t operate in a vacuum. They operate in “Like a car on blocks we are getting Decker, panel speakers, said the conception a way that brings economic development to nowhere fast.” that American Indian communities are get- the area.” American Indian Heritage Day continues ting rich off of casinos is false. However, Decker added, there are a just Sept. 26 with a luncheon from noon to 1:30 “We are not getting wealthy on gaming, handful of casinos that are successful— p.m. at the Food Zoo, an ice cream social especially in Montana,” said Decker, a most are not. He said in Montana, Indian from 2 to 3:30 p.m. in the Native American Bret Ferris/Montana Kaimin University of Montana Law School alum- casinos are not very profitable because they Studies Building and a speech by Kenneth Janine Pease, vice president for American Indian nus. do not offer anything different from what Ryan about traditional ways and education Affairs at Rocky Mountain College in Billings, talks about issues in American Indian education Tribal gaming first became an issue in other casinos offer except a slightly higher at 4 p.m. in the PAR/TV Center. Thursday afternoon in the UC Theater. the 1980s when Florida and California sued payout, not enough to attract the tribes within their boundaries for operating business to do well. bingo games with higher payouts than the But the image of wealth is Suffering from mild to moderate Asthma? states were offering. The resulting Supreme still detrimental to Indian com- Northwest Physicians Research Network, Inc. is seeking volunteers for a national asthma drug research study of an investigational Court decisions ruled that if the state out- munities. inhaled medication. Participants must be ages 12 to 75, healthy, non-smokers, and be able to attend 6 visits in 18 weeks. lawed a type of game, a tribe could not par- Just because some Indian Qualified participants will receive: take in it. However, if the state allowed a communities are making money • Study-related medical exams, lab tests and medications game, then tribes could partake in it without from casinos doesn’t mean they • Compensation for time and travel following any state regulations. are giving it to the ones who are For more information call: This, the speakers said, has lead to the not, said Pease, vice president conception that all reservations are getting of American Indian Affairs at rich off of casino money and that they don’t Rocky Mountain College. The have to pay state taxes—a conception, they image, she said, has been hard argued, that is not true. to shake when trying to raise (406) 721-5024 •700 South Ave West, Suite A • Missoula, MT 59801 Richmond Clow, author of “Trusteeship and Change,” said in one casino he visited only a third of the employees were Indians. Gigantic Fly Rod Blow-Out!! “Most of the revenues cross into non-Indian hands,” he said. “Follow 40% SCOTT •LOOMIS • ABEL 40%40 the money trail.” Tribes that do have successful REDINGTON • LOOP 501 S. Higgins Off! Off!Of casinos add to their respective com- at the corner of 3rd & Higgins munities economically in a way that 721-4796 FALL FLY FLY Introductory • Steelhead PLEASEPLEASE CALL CAL FOR is helpful for everyone, Decker said. www.fourrivers.net TYINGTYING CLASSES CLASSES Dry Flies• Nymphs/Streamers DETAILSDETAILS Some, he said, have even started Accurate fishing reports retail clothing lines and built shop- up-dated daily “Missoula’s Friendliest Fly Shop” 8 Friday, September 26, 2003 SPORTS Montana Kaimin Volleyball team bests Weber State in four

Danny Davis rotation and the Lady Griz were award- Sports Reporter ed a re-do. Audrey Jensen then slammed home a kill and Audra Pearce The University of Montana Lady served an ace to help Montana grab a Griz volleyball team opened up their 23-19 lead and eventually the victory. conference schedule Thursday night The Lady Griz were victorious in a with an important 30-23, 31-33, 30-23, fourth game as they pulled another late 30-27 victory over the Wildcats of rally to stun the Wildcats. The deter- Weber State. mined Jensen had a key kill before tak- After trailing the majority of the first ing the Griz to a 30-27 win. game, the Lady Griz finally grabbed “I’m tickled,” said head coach Nikki the lead at 21-20 and took control of Best when asked about this important the match on the heels of two key kills conference victory. “I’m looking here by sophomore outside hitter Ashley on the stat sheet and I’m seeing things Gorham. Gorham’s kills, which gave I’ve never seen before ... that shows we the Lady Griz 22-21 and 24-21 leads, executed well.” gave the team full momentum and Senior Lizzie Wertz led the Lady rolled the team to a 30-23 game victory. Griz attack with 16 kills while sopho- The Lady Wildcats led for the majority more Whitney Pavlik had 13 and of the second game but had to hold off Jensen, Gorham and freshman EvaLyn a furious rally and survive several game Whitehead contributed 10 each. points before finally escaping with a Freshman Shelley Boyd racked up 50 33-31 victory. assists. Stephanie Birch led the The Lady Griz capitalized on a Wildcats with 19 kills. Weber State error to take control of the The Griz play again on Saturday at 7 third game. After taking a 21-19 lead, p.m. in the West Auxillary Gym when Josh Drake/Montana Kaimin the Griz seemed to have lost the serve they host Idaho State. Audrey Jensen (2) and Shelley Boyd (10) block an attempted spike in the second game of the match against but a Wildcat player was called out of Weber State Thursday. The Grizzlies defeated Weber State 3-1. Women’s soccer set to take on Arizona and UNLV

Will Cleveland Wildcats 7-1. offense. continue to improve in our decision- Juarez and Krystal Werges are split- Sports Reporter Following the Arizona game, the Also on the offensive side of the making and work rate. The little ting time in goal. Rebels of UNLV will be in town for ball is junior forward Tara stuff has improved.” Shutting down Miller and Wilks, Betsy Duerksen, head coach of the first time ever after the Griz beat Schwager. Standing at 5-foot-11- The Grizzlies will be heading into if she plays, will be the key to victo- the University of Montana soccer the Rebels 2-1 in two overtimes last inches tall, Schwager has proven to this weekend’s play with an almost ry for the Griz, said Duerksen. team, is pleased with the way her season in Nevada. be a difficult match-up for opposing completely healthy roster for the UNLV is led by a high-flying jun- team has been playing as of late. To be successful, UM will need defenses as she leads the team with first time in recent years. Only jun- ior forward Annii Magliulo, who Last weekend, her young team continued strong play from junior two assists. ior forward Saraid Faville, who is leads the Rebels with seven goals went to Utah and split two games outside midfielder Jamie Rizzuto, Anchoring the defense has been still recovering from off-season for the season. against Top-25 opponents, a 1-0 win who leads the Griz with three goals sophomore goalkeeper Sarah ankle surgery, is on the injured list “We need to finish on our goal- over BYU and a 2-1 loss at Utah. on the year, including game-winners Braseth. On the season, Braseth has this week. scoring opportunities,” Duerksen “We are playing well,” Duerksen responsible for both of UM’s wins recorded two shutouts with an aver- Arizona is riding a three-game said, “If we can do that, we will be said of the 2-5-1 Grizzlies. “I am with the latest coming in last week- age of 1.82 goals scored against her win streak that includes victories in good shape.” proud of the way that we have end’s win over BYU. per game. last week over San Francisco and Stuker, meanwhile, is excited matured so far.” Lindsay Winans, a 5-foot-10-inch Also helping Braseth is junior Kentucky. about this weekend and the future of Her team will have to continue freshman from Tigard, Ore., has defender Wendy Stuker and senior The Wildcats feature the scoring the inexperienced team. maturing as two experienced teams proved to be the most pleasant sur- midfielder Casey Joyner, the team’s tandem of junior forward Candice “We have a young team that is travel to Missoula this weekend for prise for the Griz offensive attack lone senior. Wilks and sophomore midfielder still learning to play together,” matches at South Campus Stadium. this year. She has tallied two goals The key to the improved play of Mallory Miller. Stuker said, “but we will continue to Arizona will bring its 4-3-0 on the year and her aggressive play UM in the past few weeks has been Wilks, however, was injured last get better.” record to UM for the first time since has helped to revitalize the team’s the increase in team defensive pres- weekend and didn’t play in either Both games will be played at 1996 when the Griz defeated the sure, Duerksen said. game, so her status going into this South Campus Stadium. Friday’s “We need to defensively match weekend is still in jeopardy.While match against Arizona starts at 5:00 our system with theirs,” Duerksen Wilks has been out, Miller has p.m., while Sunday’s game with said. “That is critical for us.” stepped up her play, notching two UNLV begins at 1:00 p.m. Stuker agrees. goals in a one minute period against UNLV and Arizona will play “We have picked up our speed of San Francisco. Miller leads the team Saturday at 3:00 p.m. play,” Stuker said. “We just need to with 11 shots on-goal, while Natalie Montana Kaimin SPORTS Friday, September 26, 2003 9 Griz to go face to face with Idaho Vandals Myers Reece Sky Conference. said. Junior transfer quarterback Craig Division I-AA football poll, lead the Sophomore quarterback Michael Gerstner is coming off a strong Ochs, who has been recovering from nation in kickoff returns at 39.5 yards Sports Reporter Harrington, who took the starting performance against the University of arthroscopic surgery on his ankle, is a per return and are second in net punt- For three straight years Idaho has position over senior Brian Lindgren Washington Huskies in a 45-14 Idaho possibility for Saturday. Starting cen- ing average at 40.5 yards per punt. lost to Montana by a touchdown or this season, has completed just 43.8 loss last weekend. Gerstner ran for ter Derek Decker is expected to return Junior Jefferson Heidelberger has less, and now the Vandals will try to percent of his passes for 642 yards 104 yards on 21 carries. from an injured ankle and tight end averaged 36.6 yards per return, third break that streak when they bring with three touchdowns and three The Grizzlies are coming off a bye Conor Molloy should return from an in the nation, and freshman punter their 0-4 record into Washington- interceptions. week, which may have given them arm injury. Tyson Johnson is third in the confer- Grizzly Stadium on Saturday. Cable said the receivers have the opportunity to work out some Although the Grizzlies have not ence at 42.6 yards per punt. A strong offensive breakthrough, played a role in those low numbers kinks. Besides the passing yards, been putting up big numbers on Idaho has a tough offensive line, something that the Division I-A also by dropping too many passes. Montana is also ranked last in total offense, Cable said he doesn’t think led by team captain and tackle Jake Vandals haven’t had all year, will be a “Obviously, it’s confidence,” Cable offense. In the last two weeks of prac- they’re struggling too much. Scott, who is a preseason all-confer- big step toward achieving that elusive said, explaining the rustiness in his tice since the Grizzlies defeated Sam “Anyone who averages 30 points a ence selection. Center Matt Martinez victory over Montana. A major defi- team’s passing game. “We’ve also Houston State, freshman quarterback game is doing something right,” is on the Outland Trophy watch list. ciency in Idaho’s offense has been the played some good people, but we’re Justin Hartman has taken nearly all of Cable said. On defense, linebacker Mike passing game. The Vandals are aver- just not executing well right now.” the snaps in practice. Starting quarter- On Idaho’s official athletic Web Anderson leads the team with 33 aging only 169.8 yards per game Cable said he plans to alternate back junior Jeff Disney has been rest- site, Cable said, “I think they are as tackles and has forced two fumbles so through the air, contributing to their three running backs. Seniors Zach ing sore ribs and a sprained ankle he tough as any team we play on our far this season. 7.2 points per game scoring average. Gerstner and Malfred Shaw have injured against Sam Houston State, schedule. They play with a lot of con- Cable said he’ll be happy as long Although Idaho is in a slump, this been getting the majority of the hand- but has been seeing a little action dur- fidence.” as Idaho improves this game. may just be enough to carry a win offs so far this year, but freshman ing practice since Tuesday. He is Montana’s special teams have been “I just hope we get better,” Cable over the Grizzlies, who average 156.7 Cliff Mason should also see some expected to see action against the strong this year. The Grizzlies, ranked said. “This will be a tough game passing yards per game and are playing time this weekend, Cable Vandals. 9th in this week’s Sports Network against a good Montana team.” ranked last in passing yards in the Big NFL ‘expert’ columnists trash talk too early in season Shaw’s Praire doggin’ it: Some teams are Maddox of Pittsburgh have as many rookie Brooks Bollinger of that his main man, QB Jake “The pretty crappy. They are at the cusp of concussions as Troy Aikman. Now, Wisconsin. COWBOYS BY 7. Snake” Plummer suffered from “quar- Picks: breaking out of their respectable holes back to the game. Titan RB Eddie New England Patriots (2-1) at terback body” when asked by a Kaimin (do not ask me to elaborate), then George ran for 100 yards against a Washington Redskins (2-1) — This reporter whether he was worried when they do, they risk getting shot good New Orleans Saints defense. could likely be the game of the week, about Plummer’s history of playing in copy man at. Or, shooting their loads. TITANS BY 3. but I am not convinced by the pain. Hell, Plummer could play in a slices and So, what in tarnation is happening San Diego Chargers (0-3) at Redskins yet. The Patriots — after “dead body” this week and it won’t dices the to the Philadelphia Eagles? The play Oakland Raiders (1-2) — What in the getting thumped 31-0 in week one to make a difference. BRONCOS BY NFL of the Eagles (zero wins, two losses) Wide World of Sports has happened the Buffalo Bills and a former Patriot 28. is as confusing as the reasoning to these teams? The Raiders are the with a grudge in Drew “I Like Nudie GAMES OF THE WEAK: behind the Upper Division Writing Baltimore Ravens of last year — Bars” Bledsoe — have since put up Jacksonville Jaguars (0-3) at Welcome to my column. Please, Proficiency Assessment (Yeah, I throw in a few veterans to get to the 54 points in two games. Their streak Houston Texans (1-2) — TEXANS won’t you come on in? would LOVE to write another fucking Super Bowl one year, and watch them will continue this week, even though BY 10. Every week I will make bold pre- paper like the ones I have been writ- all file for disability checks the next the Skins are first in the league in Philadelphia Eagles (0-2) at dictions as to who will win in the ing for four years!) Quarterback — and don’t think for a minute that total offense (406 yards per game). Buffalo Bills (2-1) — BILLS BY 21. NFL. After tense negotiations during Donovan McNabb isn’t exactly rea- Raiders coach Bill Callahan isn’t feel- PATRIOTS BY 3. Indianapolis Colts (3-0) at New which somebody stuck a pencil in my son for cheer, either, as his 41.4 quar- ing Al Davis breathing down his neck. Kansas City Chiefs (3-0) at Orleans Saints (1-2) — SAINTS BY ear (at least they didn’t bite it off) and terback rating — and RB Duce Staley Just win, baby. RAIDERS BY 1 Baltimore Ravens (2-1) — This game 7. I was popped upside the head by a needs to pull his head out, too — he DEEP BREATH, UH...POINT. is the bonafide, 100 percent FDA- Arizona Cardinals (1-2) at St. Louis chair (or was it two or three?) I shook was holding out in a contract dispute Dallas Cowboys (1-1) at New York approved choice cut, organically fea- Rams (1-2) — CARDS BY 6. off my concussion long enough to through all of summer training camp, Jets (0-3) — Cowboys owner/coach sible, and bomb-ass game of the Cincinnati Bengals (0-3) at remember what my name was, what meaning that he WAS NOT READY (not Jerry Jones) Bill Parcells is week. It’s two of the NFL’s top five Cleveland Browns (1-2) — the hell I was doing at the Montana WHEN THE SEASON STARTED — kickin’ a little somethin’ round Valley leading rushers — Priest Holmes of BROWNS BY 10 (AND A FEW Kaimin and throw down some ink. and it is showing, my friend. A whop- Ranch, Cowboy HQ these days and it the Chiefs, the NFL leader and Raven BEER BOTTLES UPSIDE YO Next time, remember to wear a hel- ping 31 yards in three games is shitty, ain’t cow patties, neither. It seems that back Jamal Lewis, who happened to HEAD). met (and that goes for all you kids in and Philly is the LAST place you half the team made parole in time to break the single-game rushing record San Francisco 49ers (1-2) at Grizland out there, too, by God) when want to get pissy about money. On play a little ball, and proof is WR two weeks ago —in a quest to see Minnesota Vikings (3-0) — 49ERS I start running my mouth about how with it, then. Terry Glenn, who spent time with who can get the most yards and BY 14. your team just sucks and mine does GAMES OF THE WEEK: Parcells in New England at his prison touchdowns. “It will be fun going Atlanta Falcons (1-2) at Carolina not. (WEEK FOUR) camp and was reformed there. Glenn back and forth,” said Holmes earlier Panthers (2-0) —FALCONS BY 3. And so, we are at week four in the Tennessee Titans (2-1) at Pittsburgh probably got a foot up his Gluteus this week on Fox Sports. As for you, Green Bay Packers (1-2) at football season. The pretenders are Steelers (2-1) — Ahh, a rivalry that Maximus, as did about 52 other play- you need to park your butt near a TV Chicago Bears (0-2) — PACKERS beginning to separate themselves spawns hatred, insults and best of all, ers. Their rehabilitation will continue set, because neither team has much BY 14. from the contenders. Whoa-ho-ho-ho! quotes. Unfortunately, both teams this week in part to the Jets struggling defense. RAVENS BY 1. OPEN DATE: Miami, New York Wait a minute. Um, can I get a hell no decided to say nothing this week, and running game (Curtis Martin is aver- Detroit Lions (1-2) at Denver Giants, Seattle, Tampa Bay-Next up in here, up in here? that really disappointed me. aging 44 yards a game). Also, Internet Broncos (3-0) — The Lions are, well, week, then. In all the Internet articles I have Therefore, I don’t have anything to rumors are swirling this week that Jets young while the Broncos are, umm, Yo! Ay! I need a title for my col- been reading (especially on say except that combined, Titan QB QB Vinny “Don’t say I’m 40” older. Bronco Coach Mike Shanahan umn. Send ideas to:[email protected] NFL.com) so-called “experts” are Steve “Air” McNair and Tommy Testaverde will lose his starting job to indicated in an interview this week already saying that some teams are better than others. Of course they are better than the others! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, Paco. It is only the FOURTH WEEK OF THE SEASON. So, all the “experts” need to shut the hell up! 15th Annual For all I know, the Detroit Lions could go to the Super Bowl… Big Sky Career Fair “Ain’t nobody gonna slow me down” award: Our first award goes Workshops to Michael Pittman, Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back. Pittman Your Key to Success! had a combined 164 yards in rushing and receiving, and hauled in a 64-yard touchdown in last week’s 31-10 win over Atlanta. In his spare time, Career Services Information Table Pittman apparently enjoys mowing down things and people, especially Meet with a counselor 4—7 pm. his wife in his brand new Hummer 4—5 pm Internships Workshop H2. This went down in May, accord- ing to an article published in the 5—6 pm National Service in MT Virginian-Pilot. All told, Pittman has 6—7 pm Accounting Industry been arrested four times on domestic abuse charges. 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Nuts to that - Testy Fest gets neutered Panic fans with its Thursdays or Fridays or I exchanged a brief but horri- non-smoking area. And for a Saturdays. There would be no fied glance with my friend - both moment, I felt like the world was want your Bollocks! proud representatives of at the $3 cans of generic beer and my Rocky Mountain oyster— “Hustler” on the scene, and I was at the grandmotherly woman maybe, I thought, just maybe this pretty sure they would be out of scratching her exposed nipples day will prove to be more than munchies By Scott Bennett cowball curry by Sunday. over cow balls and Texas toast. salvageable. Then we walked into Sweet child o’mine, how could We were in over our young heads. the gift shop. When I imagined myself at the Ira Sather-Olson I have known what awaited me I understand that this event is The admirable, unapologetic Rock Creek Lodge’s notorious Kaimin Reporter instead. largely geared toward an older grit of the festival fell away at Testicle Festival, eating deep- My red-headed friend and I crowd. And I have almost nothing once. In its place were seven dol- fried cow balls was merely a If you’re headin’ to the rolled into the Rock Creek Lodge but respect for the willingness of lar commemorative shot glasses, small part of what I saw for that Widespread Panic show this around 2 p.m. on a beautiful the weekend’s celebrants to let it hats, tee-shirts, even pink thong fateful Sunday. I did expect Sunday and you’ve got the afternoon. Just as we congratulat- all really, really hang out. But underwear — which my compan- unruly daydrinking, music, nudity munchies, bring a snack for ed ourselves on somehow avoid- c’mon — how is it even possible ion dropped as soon as she real- and, of course, the testicular meat yourself and some food to ing the $10 admission fee, I to enjoy oneself when some fluke ized a number had worn off of the of the festival — all of which donate. noticed hundreds upon hundreds in the time space continuum spits price tag. Not the cutesy $1.95 were there on Sunday. A food drive before the show of many-hued beer cans being you and your like-aged compan- she had originally thought, but a Yes, that’s right. I said Sunday. called “Panic Fans For Food” is kicked into unwieldy piles. A ion into a ‘You Must be This Old whopping (and dare I say down- Seasoned Testy Fest-ers are no scheduled to be occurring half-second away from giving to Ride’ booze-a-thon? right embarrassing) $12.95. doubt already chuckling at what I around 3:30 or 4 p.m. in front of each other a knowing wink, my The answer, of course, was Being the only person under could not have even begun to the Adams Center. friend and I realized what we had making fun of people we were 40? I can deal with that. But turn- expect. Aaron Brock, outreach coor- walked in to. too put off by to mimic. I think ing what I once considered to be Like any non-cave-dwelling dinator for the Missoula Food To put it bluntly, we had it’s a scream to play “Poorly a respectable cultural outlet into Missoula resident, I have heard Bank, first found out about the walked into the festival’s obliga- Thought-Out Tattoo Bingo.” another greedy souvenir-fest? regular, reverent reference to this drive, which is coordinated by tory hangover day. Sunday’s fes- Trying to figure out if much of That I am unwilling to forgive. “local treasure.” In the interest of an organization called “Panic tivities were peopled with the swaying we saw was due to Most of us, one out of one getting the last of Missoula angst Fans For Food.” Brock reached burnouts easily old enough to drunkenness, withdrawals or columnists, are left with no out of the way early in the game, the executive director of the have babysat my parents. Luckily, attempts at dancing also proved choice but to rank the Testicle I decided it was now (then, organization and soon after the “Testicle Festival Welcomes to be a hoot. Festival as an almost geriatric rather) or never. started planning for the food Hustler Magazine!” sign was up. As a smoker, I was also heart- exercise in consumeristic mastur- There is something of an drive, he said. Unluckily, it had been puked on ened to see a sign that stated that bation with lousy, overpriced understanding that the tail end of by at least 50 people over 50. there would be no designated beer. “We’re asking for anything the festival is not quite on par non-perishable,” he said. “We will (then) turn around and give it to the hungry people of GROUPSGROUPS Fall 2003 Missoula.” Brock believes food drives ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER GROUP. The symptoms of an Attention Deficit Disorder, which can include inattention, distractibility, forgetfulness, impulsiveness and are important and sees this as an hyperactivity, can have a negative impact on academic performance and social/emotional opportunity to reach a demo- experiences. This six-to eight-week psycho-educational group will offer support and provide graphic — college kids — that students with tools to help optimize their college experience. aren’t usually seen at food BEREAVEMENT GROUP. The death of a friend or family member, combined with the drives. responsibilities of college, can sometimes be overwhelming. You are invited to a supportive If the food drive is successful, setting where you can share your thoughts and feelings with other students who have also experienced the death of a loved one. Brock said the Food Bank may hold others in the future. But he DEPRESSION EDUCATION GROUP. This group is intended to help students who have been troubled by episodes of depression or who are currently depressed. The focus is on education and support. Information about etiology, course, and treatment of depression said he didn’t want to annoy will be presented. Developing personalized cognitive and behavioral techniques for resisting and reducing depression will be a central goal concert attendees with a con- of the group. stant pressure of a food drive. EARLY RECOVERY GROUP. This group is for those who want to quit using alcohol and/or other drugs and deal with the negative effects alcohol/drugs may be having on their lives. FEAR, PANIC, WORRY – Learn to Manage Your Anxiety. Anxiety is an everyday reality for many people. This group is designed The Kaimin to assist those who would like to understand and learn skills to manage anxiety and panic. is not for FOOD: Friend or Foe. This group is designed for women who struggle with their relationship with food and body image. 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Check out the CHC web page *Egg donors also needed http://www.umt.edu/chc/ *Minority donors encouraged Montana Kaimin ARTS Friday, September 26, 2003 11 ix Picks “Get Set Go” bring sex, punk style 6 Music Review By: them. to the same fates, temptations and RIDAY Joe Prebich I felt the standout part in the desires and that no one is perfect. It F band was the drumming by Amy is an interesting track with a funky, Drum and Dance Classes Ready, get set, go. “Get Set Go,” Wood. This chick thrashes on the piecy rhythm. They blatantly take a mild pop-punk trio from Los Abdoul Doumbia and Djeneba Sako of Mali, drums, providing a sound rhythm lyrical jabs at everyone, from Jesus Angeles, Calif., will be heading to for the guitar and vocals to follow Christ (“I heard that he is my West Africa, will teach dance and drum classes Jay’s Upstairs on Saturday night. at 5:30 p.m. and again at 7:30 p.m. The classes as well as some life to their music. homeboy,”) to Abe Lincoln, incor- The band, formed in 2002, is It was the drums that really pulled porating sex, drugs and rock & roll are $15 each and will take place in McGill Hall composed of Mike TV (vocals and the band from more than just an into them all. They should have room 104. They also teach classes Saturday at guitar), Dr. Modo (vocals and bass) over emotional lead singer to a more of these songs with some 11 a.m., 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. and Amy Wood (drums). They are band with some attitude. kick to them and lay off the touring the country promoting the The best song on the album is “I oppressive, emo-lyrics. release of their debut album, “So, Want You,” which is about the Bottom line is Get Set Go has SATURDAY You’ve Ruined Your Life.” The agony of trying to get laid and the some real talent. They sound like a album released by TSR Records is frustrations that you face while good-emo-pop-punk band, with a Go Set Go a mix of quirky sex and love bal- pursing that special someone. On chick that wails on the drums and Please run your eyes over the story located lads. this track the band shows some real lyrics that either make you want to directly to your right. Please do. The explosion of emo-pop-punk amplitude and emotion. Also, the go have sex, or shut your door to lately should bode well for the vocals are more than just talking the world. trio, who throughout the record, which brings the level of the band The album “So, You’ve Ruined layer us with songs of sex and the way up. Your Life” is a good first release feelings that accompany it. Another good track is “Jesus and these guys should be a band to Musically, the band seems pretty Christ Wore Leather.” Here the watch in the future. Get Set Go mild for most of the record, with band takes on a feel of Living End will also be playing at Lickfest in vocals that are harmonious, clear almost perfectly. The song express- Little Rock, Ark. with Staind and SUNDAY and somewhat cynical. The vibe es the discontent of the band at Eve 6, so they must be doing that I got from the album is one of how the world is constantly look- something right. Check them out at Widespread Panic Living End vocals and Jimmy Eat ing for someone to glorify and hold Jay’s Upstairs on Saturday night Tiny, little-known band Widespread Panic World guitar parts. They also have above us all. Get Set Go takes the with the International Playboys and plays the Adams Center Sunday night at 7:30. an uncanny Weezer-esque feel to standpoint that everyone succumbs Oblio Joes. Doors will open at 6:30. Tickets cost $29. No illeagal drugs will be consumed before, during or after the show. Garage a Trois explodes funkaliciously Concert Plug By: Skerik and vibraphonist Mike Dillion, the group is Joseph Friedrichs explosive. ONDAY Often playing sets that last more than three hours, M The Wilma Theatre may explode next Tuesday Godsmack the group lets their instruments sing the lyrics, in the night. Not literally of course, but because the funk form of endless jams. The unheard of band Godsmack rocks the band Garage a Trois is playing and has the ability to They’ve played venues such as New Orleans Jazz Adams Center at 8 p.m. with opening band blow the roof off and collapse the walls. Festival and Bonnaroo Music Festival, and it is an Adema. Tickets are $29.50. Enjoy the show, Garage a Trois originally formed in New Orleans incredible treat they are rocking Missoula. So if you’re but for God’s sake don’t tell your Grand Ma shortly after Mardi Gras in 1999. Ever since, the group into great music and love live shows, Garage a Trois, about it. has been playing some of the best jazz/funk music in Tuesday night, at the Wilma is a can’t miss. the world. Featuring Galactic drummer Stanton Moore, The show is scheduled to begin at 8 p.m. Doors 8-string guitarist Charlie Hunter, saxophone wizard open at 7 p.m. TUESDAY Garage a Trois Check out the story directly to the right and up several inches, if it please the court. But only if it please the court.

WEDNSDAY Jay’s The International Playboys. The Peelers. 10 p.m. Nuff said.

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