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Vol. 74, No. 12 John Carroll University. University Heights, Ohio 44118 Thursday, December 10, 19U7 Tuition increases approved by the Board of Trustees by Paul Kantz m, Graduate hours will cost $230 in arts and Editor in Chief' sciences (7 percent increase) and $280 in Full-time JCU tuition and room and board wiU business (9.8 percent increase). cost $705 more next year. based on tuition and The University projects net expenditures of fee increases approved Thesday by the Board of $31.6 million in 1988-89, according to a Board of nustees. Trustees docwnenl. The Board moved to raise undergraduate tui­ tion to $212 per credit hour, 7.6 percent rugher The most significant new expense is debt ser­ than the current $197. Room and board will cost vice on the new dormitory. projected at $585.000. $3,875. an increase of $225. or 6.2 percent. Schlolarshlps and grants are expected to in­ Combined full-lime tuition (based on 32 credit crease by 18.3 percent. the largest percentage in­ hours} and room and board will jump 7.1 percent crease in any category. from $9.954 to $10.659 in 1988-89. According to The Ohio College Association, The increases are necessitated by increasing JCU's tuition currently ranks as the least expen­ costs and pay raises to faculty, University officials sive of the 24 Ohio private universities with said. enrollments of 1,000 or more. Carroll's room and Graduate School tuition will rise as well. board charges. however. are fourth highest. t u · em· tnt Fi. ... . provides good ti111e for an present by Amit Bagaria, Students who attended the "I would like to thank the News Editor dance described it as a students for their support," Archbishop John CarroU dons a cap of snow to The Christmas Formal held memorable time. Paravano said. "Its always rewarding to see an event un­ celebrate the holiday season. last Friday was a huge success "I had a wicked-good time." by Mark Ziemba by Student Union officials as said Sheila Geary. a junior. fold so smoothly.'' well as students in attendance. "The dance was a hard­ Approximately 560 people bitting, double-fisted, A-1. attended the dance, which five-star, honest to goodness Pilla to dedicate Chapel today was held at the Bond Court bonanza extraordinaire." Hotel in downtown . said Mark Marshall, a Simple church has ornate history "We were very pleased sophomore. "It's got to be the best Stu­ by MClrk Ziemba, " His chapel, to be built in the late 1920's. with the whole evening and Staff Reporter our intentions were that this dent Union-sponsored event would have seated 5000 people," Fennessy will become a tradition each I've ever been to," said Amy The Bishop of the Cleveland Diocese. Rev. said. ''They had started on the foundation and year at John Carroll," said SU Morgan. a junior. Anthony M. Pilla; will participate in the the stone carvings, but his buildings were too President Peter Anthony. "II dedication of lhe Saint Frances Chapel tonight grandiose to build." Nightcoach. an 18-member at 7:30. seemed that the people in at­ Instead of following through with those orchestra, played from 9 to 11 The Bishop will bless the Chapel at a Mass, tendance enjoyed having an p.m. From then until a little plans, the foundation was used for a gyro, a evening that offered a varie­ and a reception will follow. This event will be business building. and a much simpler chapel. after 1 a.m .. a D.J. played a a climactic end to the week-long celebrations ty of music ... a special even­ variety of music. according to Rev. Joseph Schell, S.J. of the ing that doesn't happen every which began last Thursday. Campus Ministry. a former president of John so often." Special guests for the even­ "The Bishop will bless the altar. lhe church. Carroll University. ing included Vice ~esident and the chapel where the blessed sacrament .. All those who attended and Director of Campus will be kept." said Rev. Peter J. Fennessy, S.J., Later. in 1984, the Francis O'Neill founda­ had an enjoyable lime, the Ministry Rev. Peter J. Fen­ vice president and director of Campus tion gave the university $1 million to renovate entertainment was fantas­ nessy, S.J.: Vice President for Ministry. or rebuild the chapel. Last summer, the new tic." said SU Vice President Development Paul Kantz and "Student leaders, trustees. faculty, staff. ad­ Saint Francis Chapel, named after Francis Jeff Paravano. "We will en­ Mrs. Kantz: Vice President ministrators, and students have been invited O'Neill's patron saint. was built on the courage the next (Student for Student Affairs Dr. James to the dedication ceremonies," Fennessy said. grounds of the old chapel. Union) administration to plan M. Lavin and Mrs. Lavin: "The benefactors of the university. the ar­ a similar event." Paravano Three weeks ago. two stone carvings fr om Dean of Admissions and chHects of the chapel. and the artists involv­ the originaJly planned church were put up eM­ chaired the Christmas Formal Financial Aid Kevin R. ed have also been invited." Committee of the Union. side the chapel, on the walls of the Harold C. Sullivan and Mrs. Sullivan; The Saint Francis Chapel is a simple church Schott Atrium. According to Anthony, the Associate Dean of the School with an ornate history. The simply designed event went off very well and of Business Dr. James M. church was not always as spartan as it ap­ ''When we were digging for the Recplex, we all the students were well Daley and Mrs. Daley; and pears today. Bloodgood Tuttle. the original dug up these two stones." Fennessy said. behaved. There were no pro­ Dean of Students Richard T. designer of lbe c hapel, had planned "They are our link with the original chapel blems. he said. McNally. differently. that was intended to be on that spot.·· Page 2 EDITORIAL The CarroU News. December 10. 1987 Speakers needed on campus Looking back on the f1rst semester, one lhtng \\'hich was somewhat lacking was the number of speakers on campus. Tho symposium on the Constitution. Cesar Chavez. and Charlo~ Kurall are three of thn few which come to mind. An an institution of h1gher learning, John Carroll should take ~realer measures to provide more and better spequick to point out. John not ready to meet the many there has been a change in some unt..nown goals for the the Philippines with the death Carroll is still quite a bargain as private universities go. challenges that face the Philippines that she has not Eighteen out of 24 comparnbly-sized private institutions country. of two American servicemen. revealed. Mnybe. Aquino is II is now lime for Congress to hoping that Santa Claus will in Ohio charge more than JCU, and none of these was cited Corazen Aquino hos been by u national magazine as tho sixth-best comprehensive univer­ decide whether it wants to save her from her current president of the Philippines continue financing the ruler problems. sity in tho midwest and west. as John Carroll was. Blue Streak for over 20 months, and it is U. hus a lso retained its listing in the new edition of E.B. Fiske's who has not decided herself Whatever her personal feel­ high time to s top a nd look a t on a decision Lhal will cost ~ Collqea. ADd the 7.1 peroent increase ings are on tha coalinued wb8t she bas accomplished. Ameri an taxpa ers millions ...,..~~ is in lin<- willi ~cnools nntionnllv. The Communist Nc.,., Peoples American presence in the Third. Carroll has made a commitment to improving of dollars. It would involve Lhe · Philippines. it ts limo for her Armv is growing daily while relocation of America's facilities. The coming year will see construction of a new dorm. the Philippine army is in com­ to realize that the Philippine a new parking lot. and renovation of the School of Business. largest and oldest overseas plelek disarray. lacking people need the support and All this comes on tho heels of a new chapel. and moderni;r.o­ military installations. Clark guidance and leadership. continued friendship that has tiun of the Varsity Gym. Even tho Recplex was only a droum Air Force Base and Subic Bay existed between the United The army is caught in a just n few years ago. Naval Complex. States and lho Philippines for Fourth. the school is mnking an effort to help those who situation of not knowing what The reloca lion of those the last 91 years. really cannot nfford the higher tuition by increasinjrl scholar­ to do. This is clearly evident bases would cost between ships hv nearlv 20 percent by the fact that five times in two and eight billion dollars. Whether or not Aquino the last 22 months the army The United States pays the realizes this fact will be an has been involved in con­ Philippines $180 million a important determinant in the sr.iracies to remove Aquino year for use of the bases and future of Philippines on THE CARROLL NEWS from office. the Philippines receives \vhether it is to survive as a Paul Kantz Editor in Chief Aquino has shown during another $300 million in local free and independent demo­ m - her reign that she is in­ spending. cracy or is to become ano1her Diane K. Furey- Business Manager capable of providing the Now. considering that the victim of Soviet CrJmmunism in t;dilcm. leadership that will save the PhiHppines is so in need of Southeast Asia. Amll BuJ!uria - News Bridget Brell - fbrum Chris Orajcm - f'eo lurcs Molly Sheehan - Enlrrloinmonl Julie U11uUlo - fenlurcs Mu r~ Ziemba - PhoLI'I~Jro h y CORRECTIONS Ch ri~ \\'cozier - Sporls Brian wssid\ - Production Mononcr lcLA0~IfiEm l The proceeds from the Greek Council's 'ba1l for JRil" benefit were Rusinc'-ll Swff Photos:rapher neecied to hl!lp starl donated to tho United \Vnv. not o,.ram-Arnerica a!> \VIIS stated in 11 photo r.aption last week. J 11m~s Vitou - .Mh-erti~ing Mnnogcr Angie Ciuni - Trco... urcr photuc:.Hd business. Flexible hours. Ca role O'Brien. Manuela Sarlc - ,\ ccounts Re<:. JlOOd pa~. 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Broak! l.u,.ury arcumodutions as low ICo.n,·ll"'*.,.,,... ,.unM.IIf n.ttc:C.r,,, "''\\''0\'' houht.lllltlll fur,ll. 50n \t'itt'lf' S7~ i ~OIU~Inr Frm~lan<.:e b11sas Send ri!Sume and Cleveland's fintJsl night club. Club as $289.00. lndude:; air. Hotel. and Ou,_l, ahoullt ho· modu l)til\flbJtt 4o lllro t """,U ,!\,,,~, 111•t IWJ u:-c·umll.Utll.od 111\ tid"1'q, IIHkln""*' samples of your wrilin,IZ tu COPY Coconuts. lookin~ for JIOtsons to fill more. Islands lntcrt\Hiional Inc. toll \\'RII'FR. P.O. Bo' 6150. Clevoland. these positions. hostesses. servers. free 1-800-356-11 36. The Carroll News, December 10, 1987 FORUM Page 3 Interview in the Twilight Zone Gorbachev discovers Madison Avenue by Michael Juchnowski Mikhail Gorbachev has this happen. and if not, who I discovered Madison A venue. is stopping you? No Soviet clictnlor hns ever Gorbachev. rt must be been as successful in pro­ understood that the aggres­ paganda and operation sions of the West following deception. llis most absurd the second World War answer is accepted as con­ po1soned the Alliance that had vincing. and even polite. Firs t succeeded m bringing demo­ there was gold. frankincense. cracy to some parts of the and myrrh. now here is our world and necessitnted the new Christmas gift. Mikhail erection of that wall It also Gorbachev ... Rorvcs as a population control Comrade Gorbachcv. since because there would be large 1917 the Bolsheviks have numbers of people demanding entrance to the city if it were maintained that you live in tho torn down. perfect democratic society. If a dictator. of the Soviet Union. It is sad viled there by their legitimate Comrade Gorbachcv. you that is so. why then do you Comrade Gorbachev. there that there are people in the government to protect them told the world following the have to further democratize are 400,000 Jewish refuseniks West who are not content from U.S.-sponsored im­ nuclear explosion of Cher­ something that is nlready who want to leave the Soviet unless they are stirring up perialism. We are only trying nobyl that there were only perfect? Unjon because of your coun- trouble. to preserve peace and stop four casualties. Reports from Gorbachev: Our society is try's anti-semitic policies. the bloodshed with our scientists have established based on the principle of Why don't you let them as Comrade Gorbachev. can presence there. If only the thnt you lied repeatedly con­ democratic centralism. We well as anybody else leave you explain the Soviet Union's West stopped encouraging cerning that incident. Why have many people who make your "workers paradise" by unsurpassed brutality in the malcontents we could should the West trust you decisions only after being establishing free emigration Afghanistan which has been arrange a just settlement. whon vou say that you wiJI do elected by tho people them- like tho United States. condemned interne tionally? Moreoever. do you really Comrade Gorbachev. monv w ha 1 has seldom been dono selves. This is a true Gorbachev: There a re believe that these poverty have congratulated you for before. thnt is. comply with an democracy. as opposed to the almost no Jews that want to stricken people are a threat to releasmg several hundred arms control agreement? U.S. which has only one presi- leave and Lhe ones that do are dissidents whoso only crimo dent who is responsible for Zionist agitators trying to the Soviet colossus? Gorbachov: I represent tho was in exercising their free­ most pence loving nation in making all the decisions like damage the noble reputation Gorbachev: We were in- dom of speech guaranteed in the world I sincerely believe • JOHN CARROLL UNIVERSITY FINAl EXAMINATION SCHEDULE the constitution that Stalin tho I the time has come for the FAll 1987 unveiled in 1936. What aboul complete elimination of nll the remaining thousands rol- nuclear weaponry and 1 will wmNtsDAY TIIIR.SD'achev. 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MW ...... 4 or 4:30 T ...... 4 or 4:30 Al.t. SATllllll'.Y and Soviet General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev signed an 4:00 HWF ..... 4 Tb ..... 4 or 4:30 arms limitation treaty that will eliminate over 23,000 to KW •••••• S TTh •••• 4 or 4:30 CLASSES 5:SO w...... 4 Th ..... 5 mjssiles from western Europe. TTh ....5 1 u r J n r1 'I T ...... 5: IS 6:00 KW ...... 6 or l>:3U Tn .....6 or l>:JO r ...... 6 1'1 ....l> or o: JU - Dec. 7- Austrian President Kurt Waldheim to KWTh ••••••••• 6:30 TTh ••• . 6 or 6:30 K.... 7 may be foreced to resign because of evidence found con­ 7:50 w...... 6 or 6:30 T ...... , o r o:>u necting him to Nazi war crimes. His own. hand-picked in­ 8:00 HW ...... 8 TTh ••• • 7 : JO or II w...... 7 Th ..... 7 r ..... 7 vestigating committee found this information. to T.. ...8 9:50 w...... s w...... 9 Washington, D.C.- Dec. 7- Soviet GoneraJ Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev may be willing to withdraw Soviet Letters Policy troops from Afganistan. according to Soviet officials. MAID IN AMERICA The Carroll News en­ 0 courages reader response Professional Reside ntial Cleaning Se rvice Washington, D.C. - Dec. 4 - The House of Represen­ and welcomes letters to the tatives unanimously passc:d a resolution to cut off all aid Specializing in apartments, student room, editor. Letters must be typed. to Haiti until that nation works to reinstate free elections. double-spaced and bear the homes and offices. Dusting, vacuuming, wall author's signature and tele­ , J J ... r washing, or whatever cleaning best suits your phone number. Deadline for Washington, D.C.- Dec. 2 -The Supreme Court hand­ needs. Affordable rates. Ask about free clean­ receiving letters is 12 noon ed down a unanimous decision against a New Jersey Monday dor publication in moment-of-silence law. However, the Court did not rule out ing. 382-1734 next issue. "moments of contemplaticm and introspection." Page -l FEATURES The Carroll News. December 10. 1987 A Christmas Today Che~pel dedicatiOn by Rev. Joseph ScheU. S.J. rhc H lli tudes and bohnvior of those men service 7:30 p.m.­ seemed to undnr~o n c:hnngn as they \\hen l \\aS asked IO wrilc nbo111 H St. Frnncis c hcrishcd their thoughts of home. Thcv special Christmas I had exporwnn!CI. the Chapel. one that came to mind was mv first took on the mnnners. the kindness. the gentleness lhev had onr.e a bsorbE->d from Astrophysics Lee­ Christmas as a priest. II v;as durin~ the ,their family rm\'imnmenl. second world war. and I was sent lu lure 8-10 p.m. - serve nssubstitutechaplam at freeman Christmas is a family fr:ast. A special Sctencc Center Field in Se\:mour. Indiana. family celebrated 11 first. \\'e want to be 168. with our familv Ill Christmas time; and l arrived on Christmas Eve. and in a if we are a\.vny. I suspnd that we ex­ SU band. "The short lime il becnmeevident that home­ perience some homcsick.ncs~ ns we ap­ Choice" in the sickness was epidemic on the base. It proach tho feast clnv. Perhnps we. too, Wolf and Pol. touched the young prc-nvtOtion cadets tnke on a bi~ morn of the behavior and who were looking at fnmilv pictures. Mcll'kcting Assoc. altitudes that are appropriate in our South PHdro Lrip reading over letters from purcnls and home. meeting 5-6:30 - friends. impaticnlh waiting in lino In I wonder whether this kind of yearn­ make a phone cnU to home. H a ff£!clcd ing for home mav not he meant to remind AD-C62. the seasoned gunners who proucllv told us that we arc a U tcmporarilv er.ome depressed.'' helping the person build a ty 4 p.m. - Wolf convtser-mller counselol' a t University Coun­ stronger self-image. while the~ seling said. "Stressed soc:iul ad­ This biochemical cause is long term ways help the person and Pol. justment is one of the biggest something Clevelanders c-an understand himself. and find ceg identify with. because lhts urea meaningful ways to cope with receives ve ry lit Ue sunlight dur- problems." Kunert udded. Tuesday PASS ALL PARTS !HE "ONE AND ONLy· Other lhHn seeing a Reading Du y. FREE Hn. Act 1 Class rounselor. exercise is H simple ~knlor Dec. 5th wn; to re

1 "Through the roof. Then he " I guess he comes in the ..My mommy has to get up, ''He slides down the ' WeU, he's too fat to go down puts the presents under the chimney. He gives coal to all open the door for him, and chimney. of course. I hope he the chimney. so he has to tree and then be goes back bad guys. but not to me. ·• then run back upstairs." brings what I asked for ... send his elves down with all out." J.J. Taylor Chaundra Shelton my two front teeth." the presents." Leslie Clark Lawrence Smedley Antoinnette Moorer Christmas traditions reflect global cultures by Suzanne Hoffman dent from England. said that within the first two weeks of Father. Also. egg nog is three weeks later. Instead of Tradition and custom are Christmas is a lime to January. replaced by champagne as a Christmas tree, the na-tivity two words that are closely celebrate and reflect on the For Melisa Davila, a the typical Christmas drink. is placed in the corner of the associated with Christmas. past year with all of his good sophomore from Puerto Rico. "Christmas in Hong Kong is living room. Many families have a long friends. In England. unlike the Christmas lasts from Thanks­ like Christmas in New York history of tradition behind U.S., December 25 is a day giving to January 12. The City, .. said Patrick Leong a Other traditions at decorating the tree or reading that is spent more often with Christmas season in Puerto sophomore from Hong Kong. Christmas usually involve ·'Twas The Night Before friends than family. Rico entails many processions There are thousands of lights. (ood. Chris Rakoczy. a Christmas." around the churches with live Christmas decorations. and sophomore at Carroll. and her Many limes Americans 'In England, unlilce cows and donkeys which help music in the streets of Hong family have a long tradition of assume that how Christmas is the U.S., December 25th to re-enact the nativity scene. Kong to encourage the spirit special foods at Christmas. celebrated in America must is a day spent more Christmas caroling is per­ of the season. Because the Most importantly is the home­ be how it is celebrated often with friends formed at any time during the Chinese New Year is cele· made ravioli, along with everywhere. Americans rare­ season, even after Christmas. brated with all of the pizzelles (flat Italian anise ly take the time to stop and than family.' It is customary to invite the relatives. Christmas day is cookies). Calamari (squid think that perhaps Santa Although decor a ling the carollers into the house for spent only with the immediate cooked in tomato sauce). ter­ Claus and egg nog are nol tree is also very popular in food and drinks (usually Co­ family - wnich involves a lol rane, and roasted chestnuts. of purlying and dancing. universal rituals. England, it becomes bad luck quito: a mixture of coconut Santa Claus is replac.e9 Dipak Patel. a graduate stu· if the tree is not taken down and rum) and more singing. However. one does not haw Wfffi La &rana. an old lady Natalie Villedrouin is a to go to a foreign country to with a long dress that carries freshman from Haiti who observe unusual tradHions. a sack over her shoulder wilh ~ ~~- The Lighter Side feels that Haitians celebrate Margie Barbera, a sophomore the family's presents in it. Chrislmas very similar to from Cleveland. celebrates by Scooter and a-Glove Americans. Santa Claus. Christmas differently than Whether we ere conscious­ Hello stressed-out campers! We are quickly coming to however, is not in their most people in the U.S. The ly aware of it or not. family a end to this fun-filled action-packed semester and vocabulary. Rather. Papa Christmas season begins Christmas traditions make weekends in which fun replaces sleep will now be weekends Noel is their figure, which when her family sets up the ~olidays a unique experience in which studies replace sleep (and fun). translates into Christmas nativity scene and ends about for all. It was qu,ite a classy weekend here at Camp Carroll. and rags seemed to miraculously turn to riches as the Citizen Advocacy program offers troopers galavanted downtown to the Bond Court for the ''centennial plus two" ball, described as the best time of. the year by the not-too-drunk-average--Carroll-camper. retarded citizens personal attention The campers wined and dined and were serenaded on by Jane Bablak the expressive advocate is more of a friend. to the dance floor by the band which played music that The Cuyahoga County Association for The ARC staff is always available to help the echoed the days in which our parents went on their first Retarded Citizens recently began Citizen Ad· advocates. dates. Dances like the "Box-step", "Fox-trot" and the vocacy: a program that provides retarded ·'Not only are lhe protegees receiving enjoy­ "Twist" put couples into an imaginary past. Too bad some citizens with friendship and guidance through ment. so are the advocates." said Freed. The of us did not know the steps and bad to go through the one-to-one rela lions nips with volunteers. protegee profits from the personal attention ··sorry for stepping on your foor· ordeal while being given and encouragement received. The advocate, lessons by our dates or by the administrators who were "Seeing the world through someone else's eyes is what Citizen Advocacy is about.·· said in turn. learns about mental retardation first­ special guests for the evening. spokesperson Cheryl Freed in describing the hand and gains ;;~.nd understanding of the pro­ The official John Carroll D.J .. Dave P. Jack, did a good ARC's new program. The volunteer. or ad­ tegee's Lifestyle. job commanding the Music Control Center. Campers with vocate. befriends a retarded person. called a "We have a lot of young people on our list." rented patten lealber shoes and spiked high-heels cut lh.e protegee. said Freed. adding that lh~re are many 18 to rug to favorite dance tunes. Interested citizens of all ages. including 22-yea r-old protegees. Freed said lhal the Some of the quotable quotes beard during the evening college students, are eligible. and onJy an hour program provides a "really needed service" were "My date is the only inexpensive thing here!" and "Oh or two of training is required. The minimum fo the community. honey. don't worry. il's only those drunk people in the hall." age for an advocate is 16. and a car is re­ According to the Association for Retarded A student mistook an exit sign for a hoop. quired. If the advorate does not have a car, Cili~ens, there are over 45,000 mentally making it a very painful score. He also mistook a commer­ he or she can be an advocate by phone. retarded citizens in Cuyahoga County alone. cial US Air flight for Gorbachev's plane enroute to Each advocate is asked to complete an in­ Many can be helped to become more indepen­ Washington. and tried hitting it with a beer boUle out of terest survey to be matched with a protegee dent through advocates. or simply feel they his eleventh floor window- that's patriotism which deserves who has similar interests. Age is also a are cared for when an advocate lakes an in­ at least the Beaudry award. if not national recognition. matching foetor. as well as residential area. terest in them. The investigative committee of the Student Union is in­ to avoid transportation problems. "The matches that we've made have been vestigating rumors that its chairperson was seen dancing On the application. the advocate can sign up real successful:· said freed. Anyone in­ on a table (Or maybe he was investigating whether tables lobe an instrumental or expressive advocate. terested in becoming an advocate can contact actually break when one dances on them). Instrumental advocates basically teach. while Cheryl Freed at 621-4504 for an application. Page 6 ENTERTAINMENT The Carrolll\ews. December 10, 1987 Squeeze tries new sound in new Record Re~' iew lion of popish-sounding son~s that would remind the by Bernard Chapin listener of 1960':-. •• Argv fhc British band. Squeeze. Bargv.'· but there is more to returns with a new nlbum this musi~ than just pop. called Bobvlon and On. This There is a constant air of in­ album was created with the ~enuitv· in the music: and goal of returning to their old lvrics. While there seems to form of music. be no ordered sound on Cfl( h track. it is refrcshin~ that Internal difficulties forced they nrc not as heavil')' depen­ Squeeze to disband in 1982 dant upon the keyboard as in after five years of buildinf.l 198.5. success. When they regroup­ ed in 1985 lhoy tried to focus The )'fries have a very ad­ upon improving their musical Jibbed quality to them. such and lyrical abilities while as in "Footsteps." ''Now the creating a more sophisticated summer is over J can count sound. the cost/footprints on the beaches are now/footprints in That was the whole trouble the frost. .. behind the a lbum Cosi Fan Squeeze is not trying to be Tutti Frulti. it was far too con­ intellectual with this record, trived. Squee:.~e always had a but instead they are trying to reputation for being a "fun convey every side of their band". and Cosi did not seem music to tho fans. The first to be an improvement on their side reminisces tho "fun old s tyle. music" of tho past. while CINEMA I Babylon one/ On is not only towards the end of tho second a marked improvement. but it s ide they cha nge tempo with ·Planes. Trains and Au tomobiles• goes th e d is tance goes far beyond many of the the soulful "Waiting Game" When Plain Dealer movie critic Roxanne T. most of the film you wiU really hate Candy for bands onrlier milestones. It is and the exotic: "Some Ameri- Mueller gives a poor ra ling to a comedy the problems he causes. He will drive you as a very complex a lbum that cans." there's only one thing to do - see the film at crazy as he did Marlin. embodies many facets from "" is not least three times. If Ms. Mueller despises a Every incident is humorous. AI times you the bands musical back­ rehashed Squeeze by any comedy. it must be funny. Such is the case for just won't believe what is happening. One of ground. The a lbum offers en­ means. It expands. but does Planes. Trains ond Automobiles. without doubt the funniest episodes in Plunes. Trains and joyment for anyone who has not forget. upon the Squeeze one of the year's most imaginative and con­ Automobiles occurs when Martin. nearing in­ lis tened to anything by of the pas t. It is a strong sistenl comedies. sanity. ponfronts a car renlal clerk about his Sqp.eeze since their album that will only e xcite The film, written and directed by John missing auto. Ma rtin proceeds to use " that bcpmning their lora! fnns while prob Hughes. SIRrs comedians teve Martin a nd word' " ever y other word for a n e ntire On the surfaco. 11 is n coJJec- ably marking some new ones. John Candy. Marlin plays Neal Page. a sober cinemalic minute. Even Sister Mary Margaret ------, Chicago businessman on his way home from next to me was laughing. New York for Thanksgiving. 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Trans ylvania game." said there." percentage. -Chris Wenzler Berger. "I went up for a shot The Streaks arc off lo a and came down on it wrong. good starT. They have a 5-l I was really disappointed. I record. and everyone is Alt-PAC Streaks knew we were going to be healthy. except Berger. He in­ FootbaU: Soccer: good. and I didn'llikc having jured his hand in U1e Muriel· · Phil'Jbknipp. OL. first loam - Mike M.~ngan. F. first team lo sit out for a long period of la game. He was showing no - Dave Ra!ltoka. LB. first team - ·!Ony Thrcht. B. second team lime." ill-effects from his foot injury. - Doug Dickason. P. first team - Rick Costello. MF. second team Blue Streak Bio After extensive rehabilita­ however. averaging 12.8 - Craig DeMarco. WR. second - Lev Holubec. F. second team tion, Berger wound up playing points and 5.3 rebounds per team VoUeyball: Name: Jim Berger sparingly in the last three game. He is shooting nearly - Mike Hogue. DL. second team - Marti Cutarelli. first team Class: Senior games of the season. 60 percent from the floor. -Chris Feczko. DB. second team - Mary Ann Montagne, first Birthda te: February 2. 1966 "I made the decision to play Berger has plenty to look team Birthplace: Parma Heights, lhose games because l knew back upon in this, his finaJ Ohio I couldn't be redshirted and I year at John Carroll. He had High School: Valley Forge wanted to help the team in a personal best of 30 points Major: Sociology any way 1 could ... said and 13 rebounds in Carroll's Sports Calendar Jim Berger, you may recall. Berger. last NCAA playoff ap­ for Dec. 10 - Jan. 20, 1988 was one of the infamous Having totally healed over pearance against LeMoyne­ Dec. 10 • Women's Basketball @ Kenyon 7:30p.m. "walking wounded" on John the off-season. Berger has Owen. He played well in M&W Swimming @Oberlin 5 p.m. Carroll's basketball team lasl now set his sights on his last JCU's 12 point loss to Division Dec. 11 · Hockey vs. Bowling Green 10:45 p.m. Wresting @ Ohio Northern Tournament 6:30p.m. Blue Streaks cruise past Dec. 12 • Wrestling @ Ohio Northern Tournament 9 a.m. competition in RIT tourney Dec. 28 • Men's Basketball hosts Invitational (JCU vs. Hobart/Case Western vs. Central State) by Chris Wenzle~ Evers game with 26 points. He played us Lough. We played well 6 p.m. Sports Editor also finished lied with Steve enough when we had to." Dec. 29 • Men's Basketball hosts Burger King Invitational The organizers of the Rayl as the leading rebounder The team now stands at 5-l. (championship and consolation) 6 p.m. Rochester Institute of Tech­ wilh 7 boards. ils besl starl in over 20 years. Wrestling @ Sunshine Open TBA nology basketball tournament In the ~uch closer Litle malch, Huffman leads lhe team in scor- Dec. 30 _ Wraslling @ S\mshinc Open TBA may lhink twice a bout invi ting senior guard Andy Juhola ing with a 20.3 averaf;ill. while the john Carroll Blue Streaks ~ured in 22 points. whiJe Huff. Juhola. who owns a 95.5 free- ,... 4- ~·· Bll•ll riiJ ~ '*"t''f'""fiext year's event. man added 21 to pace the throw pe rcentage, leads tho Jan. 8 • Men's Baske tball vs. Wilmington 7 p.m. Alter a 115-69 rout of Medgar Streaks to the win. freshman learn with 6.8 rebounds per Jan. 9 . Women's Basketball @ Oberlin 2 p.m. Evers in the opening round Sean O'Thole Led all rebounders game. Jan. 11 • Women's Basketball vs. Allegheny 7 p.m. game, the Streaks took lhe tour­ wilh 8. The te~m wiU take the next nament title wilh a 71-62 victory The Streaks were able to fewweeksoffbeforehosli.nglhe Jan. 13. Women's Basketball vs. CMU 6 p.m. over host RIT. place three players, Huffman Burger King Classic December Men's Basketball vs. CMU 8 p.m. Junior guard Craig Huffman Juhola. and freshman point 28. Tbeotherteamsinvitedare Jan . 14 - Wrestling@ Cleveland State 8 p.m. led all scorers in the Medga r guard Mike Millard, on the aU- Hobart (JCU's first opponent). Ja n. 15 - M&W Swimming vs. Case Western 6 p.m. tournament team. Central State, and Case Women's Baske tball @ Bethany 7 p.m. "Our defensive pressure was Western Reserve. fan. 16 • Men's Basketball @ Bethany 3 p.m. the difference in the tourna- "Hobart and Central Stale M&W Swimming @ W&J 1 p.m. ment,'' said freshman forward should be tough." said Snowball. Wrestling @ fndiunapolis Dual Tournament 9 Steve Snowball. who tilled in for "Central is an NAIA team. and a.m. the injured Jim Berger. ··we they have some big people. 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"We had a lot of fast break op­ basketball team put another senior guard, who finished the portunilies." smd Porter. "but mark in the win rolumn asH game with 4 steals and 8 we mJsscd a lot of eas\ lrtv-ups.'' defeated the College of Wooster, assists. "Our defense played 6S.57. on Thesday night. well. which kept us in the game." The Lady Streaks will play one last game before the\ take The Ladv Streaks used a The pressure defense that the a break for finnls a nd Christ­ tenacious defense to control the Ladv Streaks employed held mas. They will visit Kenyon. game. With a full court press. \'\'ooster to a 33 percent field­ tomght at 7:30p.m. After their they held their opponents to a goal percentage for the game. lengthy layoff. they wiiJ resume mere 22 points in the first half. The Streaks were led by Kemp­ ploy with an away game at while Audrey Warnock (12 first­ ton, who had a game high 23 Oberlin on January 9 before half points) and Michaela points and 18 rebounds. War­ bringing the action back homo Kempton (9 first-half point!' nock added 20 points. while with a game against Allegheny Michaela Kempton puts up a short jumper, as Mary Unti paced the Lady Streaks to a Mary Unti added 12 rebounds. College on January 11. awaits the rebound. Swimmers place second Wenzler's Wavelength: The Bowls in Cleveland city meet by Chris Wenzler, bonnet Bowl against Texas. They will have Sports Editor plenty to celebra te later that night (the game Tuesday night at the Qeveland City Swimming Champion­ is on New Year's Eve). Pitt. 31-13. ships. John Carroll finished second to Cleveland State in both It's that time of year again. Christmas. New the men's and women's divisions. Year's Day. It must be college bowl time. Feel­ Penn Stale won its finale (over Notre Dame) ing in good spirits about the holidays, I will while Clemson was crushed in its tracks (by JCU head coach Matt Lenhart cited several swimmers and waste no more time in making my bowl South Carolina). Go with momentum in this divers, among them Beth Weber, Sally Horton, Kim MacDougal. predictions. year's Florida Citrus Bowl. Penn State. 23-17. Dan Voss. Don Sestito, Erin Monahan. Holly Kobn. and Bill McGinty. for thoir performances. What happens when Mid-American teams Notre Dame might be happy to go to the Cot­ like Eastern Michigan go to the California ton Bowl. H may be its easiest game in quite The performance came on the heels or an admirable show­ Bowl? They lose. like Big Ten teams in the a while. The Irish will want to erase all doubt ing in the National Catholic Invitational at Notro Dame. Although Rose Bowl. It's the Disneyland effect. San Jose surrounding Heisman Trophy winner Tim the men finished 11th and the women 13th. Lenhart praised his State, 37-17. Brown. Texas A&M will be looking for an teams. Washington wasn't as good as people said upset. but will still be looking a t the end of the ··we went up against Division I schools like Villanova. Boston they would be. They'll be good enough to beat game. otre Dnme. 31-12. CoUege. and Noire Dame." Lenhart said. "We didn't go in with Tulane in lhe Independence Bowl. Upset-winner of the PAC-10 USC will be tho i de~ of how well we could rio. but to get some needed ex­ Washington. 28-6. looking for revenge in the Rose Bowl against perience. I'm happy with lhe same woy we swam." BYU will bring its air show to the All· Michigan State for an early season loss to the American Bowl. Virginia will bring its air Spartans. Lorenzo White of Michigan State is defense. Virginia. 24-20. tough. bul the Disneyland effect is tougher. Sun Bowl officials were dreaming of an usc. 17-16. Oklahoma State-USC match-up. but got an Syracuse is 11-0. whallopped Penn State, Oklahoma State-West Virginia game instead. Pitt, and lndiana (all bowl-bound teams). but FORMERLY z\ ~ FOOD & Mountaineers came within a point of upset· won't be playing for a national title in the THE NO NAME .I DRINK SALOON ~~tJ- ling Syracuse. and should not roll over to Sugar Bowl. Auburn is the opponent. and will Cowboys. They won't win, though. Oklahoma feel the Orangemen·s frustrations. Syracuse. State. 28-16. 35-24. THURS. LIVE MUSIC with Mike D. & UCLA's Gaston Green will meet Florida's If it hadn't been for a failed two-point con Friends Band. Nite $2.00 Emmitt Smith in the Aloha Bowl in a battle of version, Florida Stale would be playing for the - great tailbacks. Green's Bruins should win. national title. It will instead face Nebraska, FRI. LIVE MUSIC with Precious. The UCLA. 28-10. whose only loss was to Okla homa, in the Fiesta f1/ best of Heart. ZZ Top, Huey lewis. and more Arkansas and Georgia were two would-be Bowl. This will be a good one. with both teams contenqers who didn't. so they wound in the out to prove something. Florida State, 28-14. SAT. LIVE MUSIC with Comma. Rod< Liberty Bowl. Don't weep for them. though. Two big name teams square off in the Hall and Motown at its finest i1P They each get a million dollar payoff. The of Fame Bowl. Michigan and Alabama may Bulldogs will get the added bonus of winning. have caused intrigue in the past. but this year. SUN. FOOTBALL ALL DAY Georgi:;t, 27-24. it's just another bowl game. Michigan, 21-13. Browns on TV 1:00 Arizona State didn't have quite the year it Indiana had a legitimate chance to win its Broncos vs. Seahawks had last year when it won the Rose Bowl. ·Air conference but wound up in the Peach Bowl. Force will continue the Sun Devils' depression Indiana knows that could have been. while MON. MENS NITE With Monday Nite in the Freedom Bowl. Air Force. 20-14. Tennessee never knew what was. That will Football The Holiday Bowl is known for exciting play a factor. Tennessee. 20-7. games. featuring come-from-behind wins. TUES. LADIES NITE 50' Champagne ln the Orange Bowl, the national champion­ and Drink Specials for Ladies all Nlte. Iowa and Wyoming square off this year. and ship will be decided. Oklahoma is battered t bring potent offenses. Both teams are hot, but and bruised. Miami has all cylinders going. the Hawkeyes are holler. Iowa. 35-30. Without their starting quarterback and WED. COLLEGE ID NITE Ironhead Heyward. Pittsburgh's Heisrnan fullback. the Sooners don't have a prayer. Every Wednesday Nite candidate, will lead his team into the Blue- right? Wrong. Oklahoma. 24-22. Beer 50' a can with college 10. 15' Buffa o Wings. 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