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/2-7 SCHOLASTIC

Vol.81. No. 9 May 19. 1944

• Sfafues for Buildings Begun % J ^ ^« j^ k • Memorial Day Services May 28 \^^^ ^^^.. ( \ • V-12 "Maneuvers" Gains Impefus

Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, command­ er of the United States Pacific Fleet, pins the Navy Cross on a Notre Dame 1^ Marine, Lieutenant Joseph J. Barr. e D'tsce Quasi Sanper Victurus Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus EDITORIAL FOXINItED 1S67

>••••••••••••••••••••••••• This Maffer of Posf-War Jobs The Number One problem on the home front—postwar employment—is also the Number One problem on the battle- front. Take it from the GI's stationed in India, Australia, Africa, Italy and throughout the United States, the one cru­ cial problem about which thej' worry most is postwar em- plojmient.

Soldiers, sailors, marines, WAGS, Waves, and Spars are all emphatic on one point—^they want jobs, good ones, in the America for which fhey have been fighting. They are depend­ ing on an economic tranquility to iiattern their lives after their fighting. As one Marine on campus jiut it: "The time for postwar planning is now, not when the war is over, otherv>dse I'm going to put a 'to let' sign on my room in THE STAFF Cavanaugh and take in boarders."

AL LESMEZ, Editor-in-Chief Others on campus, however, who are less hopeful of get­ ting into the real estate business, have expressed multiple opinions on how the problem should be tackled, but are firm RALPH ABELL EDWARD MADDEN in the thought that the newly acquired abilities of men and women in the Services should be put to the best practical Associcrte Editor, Marines Associate Editor, Navy use in the peacetime building whicii should follow this war.

EDITORIAL STAFF FREE SCHOLARSHIPS HAROLD BERLINER - - , - Managing Editor One proposed plan is to have the younger servicemen who had to curtail their education to go forth to war, come back BILL WADDINGTON Sports Editor to free scholarships, enabling them to pick up the loose ends DICK MURPHY Circulation which they left when they were called to the service. Loans, BOB O'TOOLE Promotion at rates which would be easy to meet, will enable further education, rebuilding of farms, rebuilding of businesses, and COLUMNISTS an absence of hardships in sending do^m the roots and in conununities from which they were uprooted. LIEUT. S. L. BEATTY - Observations LIEUT. (I.G.) I. I. COLLINS Know Your Navy Another aid which has been acted on is the federal legis­ JIM CASEY - The Green Banner lation which provides for mustering out pay, and immediate employment in -public works, housing, television, aircraft JIM REGAN Introducing work, and the tremendous field of civilian production and BILL CAHNAHAN The College Parade distribution. But unless the war is concluded mth a tapering ROBERT RIORDAN Man About the Campus finish, allowing time for this gradual reconversion, the criti- LEO OUILLETTE Pressbox Splinters - cal period for all wiU be the year to two-year period follow­ HARRY LEBIEN - . The Periscope ing the war. To meet the immense challenge of this transi­ tion period, we simply cannot afford to postpone our postwar NEWS STAFF planning to the last moment . . . hoping and hoping that "something will turn up." THOMAS PAYNE STEVE LOYACANO JOHN KNUDSON This is a fatal attitude, for when evfry Johnny comes ARTHUR WAGNER BILL THOMPSON BOB STEVENSON niarcliing home, he wiU expect—and have every right to ex­ CHUCK RUSS DON FORGAYS pect—^to be provided with an opportunity to find work. And the competition for jobs will be keen; especially when you PHOTOGRAPHY considerthe vast number of war workers who will want to AL SHAEFER CHARLES RENAUD JOE HALLER insist on eating. IT IS OUR PROBLEM REV. CHARLES M. CAREY. CS.C. .- Faculty Advisor Postwar planning is a national topic. The peace will not be won merely at.a mahogany table in a lofty-ceilinged con­ ^••<^••••_•••••••••••••••••• ference room, across the ocean. We will win or lose that bloodless battle mostly right here at home in our industrial Member of Catholic School Press Assodation, Associated Collegiate Press, Distributor of Collegiate Digest. Represented for national advertising plants, large and small, and in all the ordinary posts of - •fay National Advertising Service, Inc., 420 Madison Avenue, New York American business at which the majority of us ynll be earn­ Cit>'—Chicago—Boston—Los Angeles—San Francisco. THE SCHOLASTIC, ing our livelihood. Therefore, it is a problem in which all of is published •\veelily dui-ing the school yeai% except during vacations and examination periods at the Univex'sity of Notre Dame. Address all manu­ us should be vitally interested. It is our problem . . . and we script to the Editor, Administration Building, Notre Dame, Indiana. must do,something about it!—:AL LESMEZ THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC Entered as second-class matter at Notre Dame, Indiana. Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage. Section 1103, Oct. 3, 1917. Authorized Jnne 25, 1918.

VOL. 81 MAY 19, 1944 NO. 9 World War No. 2 Memorial to be Erected

The inauguration of a campus beauti- pleted with the execution of a world St. Timothy, patron saint of Timothy fication project at the University of war No. 2 memorial. This ^^^ll be exe­ E. Howard, for whom Howard hall was Notre Dame will be officially started this cuted by Eugene Kormendi, native of named, is slated for the residence build­ week when statues of St. Joan of Arc Budapest, Hungary, who has been at ing. Father Bednar is now working on and St. Michael the Archangel are Notre Dame for the last two years as a statue of St. Bonaventure to be placed placed in niches flanking the portico on an artist in residence. At present Mr. in Alumni hall. the east wing of Sacred Heart Church. Kormendi, who is directing the pro­ gram, is at work on a statue of Christ Notre Dame's memorial for the Span­ Placing of the statues will bring the King, which will be about six feet ish-American war, a monument of Wis­ about the completion of the Notre Dame tall and will be. placed in the Law consin granite with a nine-inch' shell world war No. 1 memorial which was Building. from the U.S.S. Maine, was dedicated erected 20 years ago this month in mem- May 20, 1915, by Josephus Daniels, Included in the beautification project then secretary of the navy. It was is a three-sided drinking fountain, exe­ erected in memory of John Henry Shil- cuted by William J. Schickel, of Ithaca, lington, ex-Notre Dame athlete who N. Y., a former student at the Univer­ went down with the Maine. The second sity. Tentative plans call for the foun­ memorial was erected following world tain to be placed in the square in front war No. 1; and now Mr. Kormendi is of the post office on the campus. The formulating plans for the third. three sides of the statue depict Christ washing the feet of His disciples, Christ Sacred Heart Church, to which Notre at the well, and Christ preaching from a Dame's World War No. 1 memorial was boat to the multitude. added, was begun under the direction of Father Sorin. The cornerstone was laid The entire program is not expected in 1868. The edifice is of Gothic archi­ to be completed for two years, officials tecture. The A\indows in the church said. Mr. Kormendi has done a statue were designed by the Carmelite nuns of of St. Joseph, to be placed in the niche Le Mans, France, birthplace of the at Lyons hall. St. Joseph was the pa­ Holy Cross Congregation that later tron saint of Prof. Joseph Lyons for moved to Holy Cross, whence comes its whom the hall was named. A statue of (Continued on page 19)

Fr. John Bednar, C.S.C. ory of "Our Gallant Dead." When the portico was erected, niches were left for statues of Joan of Arc and St. Michael. The statues to be placed next week, executed by Rev. John Bednar, C.S.C, head of the University's art de­ partment, are about two feet high. Plans also are being made to. place statues in niches of the University's newer residence halls and other build­ ings. The work is under the supervision of the University's art committee, com­ posed of Rev. James Connerton, C.S.C, Rev. Eugene Burke, C.S.C, and Rev. Arthur J. Hope, C.S.C The program was instituted after the University's art department closed for the duration'. The beautification project will be com­ Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Kormendi General Informafion If anyone hears anyone else say "the V-12 marines and sailors are no good," well, just tell them to keep their eyes on WEEK-END the Week-end Maneuvers. Soldiers, non V-12 sailors or marines, and civilians will be heading for executive offices to see whether they can do anj'thing about getting into this outfit just so that Decoration Theme Novel measuring cup and the formuhi F=MA they can attend this dance. was used and just the right amount has Committees have been set up to take Confronted with the problem of distin­ been ordered. There will be at least 200 care of all possible details. The latest guishing the Drill hall's 500,000 cubic gallons; a half pint for every person committee set up is to take care of a feet, the decorators are now working at there. Since everyone loves to drink — most imi3ortant matter. Its name is "I top speed. This semester, the decoration punch, we have arranged for two punch will lend you a ten." The fellow right committee was accorded a larger budget tables and the "stuff" will begin to flow down the hall is a member, so try him. than ever before, and consequently the at 2200. Everj-thing points to the best week­ decorations 'will be more extensive than Because of the mildness of Indiana's end that has been seen on campus since they have been in the past. For a theme, climate, refreshments will be served the coming of the services. A fair in­ "Neptune's Nocturne" has been chosen. outside. The decorations are a surprise, dication of the tremendous popularity A certain proportion of the sea-atmos­ but there will be a cool place to sit and of this ball is the fact that whereas phere and that of the formal garden plenty of room for the more adventur­ tickets were sold right up to the day will be realized next Friday night. ous individuals to move around. This of the previous dances, this one took outside space is expected to relieve the only three days to sell completely. This The principal features of the theme, overflow from the dance floor, thereby shows that everyone is on his mark, however, are closely gTiarded secrets. making it more comfortable for all con- ready to begin a week-end of maneuver­ Inquiries have brought only smiles cei-ned. ing that has never been excelled or ap­ from the various decorators. proached by the navy on campus before. It is hoped that these two new fea­ This week the decorating committee Thomas Young, tures of adequate refreshments and out­ has been making its final plans and is General Week-end Maneuvers Chairman side serving will remove one of the now ready to begin the actual transfig­ weaknesses of the former V-12 balls. uration . . . the face lifting ... of the —Bruce W. Srmmer Ball to be Highlighf Drill hall. Plans are being completed for a V-12 The actual decorating work will be ball that few will ever forget. The done during the evenings, Monday "whole committee group has been work­ through Thursday by alternating shifts ing on every minute detail to insure a of work jDarties, each headed by a fore­ i-eally unforgettable ball. Those who man. Any seaman or marine with some were here for the last ball probably free time, and who is interested in con­ thought it was complete in all respects, struction, electrical or decorative work, but by benefiting from the mistake of is required to contact one of the men those first two balls, and by doing things who will act as foremen. They are: on a much larger scale, the ball will George Nesbit, 150 Zahm; Gene Molten, measure up to a guaranteed perfect 152 Zahm; Cliff Johnson, 166 Dillon; jiight. and Palmer Amundsen, 170 Dillon. Many fellows have insisted that .Jerry —George Nesbit Wald's is strictly a "hep" band. This is definitely false, and on the contrary, Jei-ry is known for his smoothness and Keleher, Fanning, Johnson, Kroeger his peppy stjde. If the dancers do not jitterbug, the situation will be helped. Favors will be richer, decorations will Dance Programs be more plentiful and original, refresh­ Every couple attending this year's ments are ordered that will take care Jj^aval Ball Avill receive, in addition to of everyone, and no one need worry all other features of the evening, a about transportation, because the com­ dance program. These programs are de­ mittee in charge has done everything signed ' to carry out the theme of the humanly possible to see that an ample dance and week-end and it is hoped sujjply of cabs and buses are available. that in future days they will bx-ing back The cooperation of the ball-goers will memories of a perfect week-end spent be needed in several instances; such as at Notre Dame.—D. R. Caplan avoiding any one section of the Drill Wilson, Thornton, Leahey, Knutson, Smith hall, ai'riving at the Drill hall before 2130, and cooperation with the clothes Transportation Prot>lems checkers. If this is done, the ball com­ Refreshments Plentiful The Ball committee has the following mittee is ready to guarantee that next The refreshments this semester will Friday night will be the kind of an af­ be the same as last semester; but this instructions to offer which will solve the fair that will not be forgotten easily. time there will be plenty for everyone. problems of getting to and from the Bill Fernck, Gene^-al Ball Cliairman In order to figure this out, mother's V-12 Ball: in B Flat" and "The Ring of Noodles.'' 1 A pharmacist's mate will be on hand to aid the maimed. But wait, that's not all. Fortunately, MANEUVERS the Dunham Dancers of New York were acquired to do a few numbers for us J Woof! Und dat's not aU. A barber shop quartet, two swell singers: Jimmy Mas- terson and Sal Perez, a pianist, and a 1. Any man who has the slightest Picnic Food bag—^fuU of vaudeville stunts and stuif chance of getting a car is advised to Event number three on the roster for will also high-light the show. Gerry try. If you can get a car, be sure to "Weekend Maneuvers" is the V-12 pic­ Stout and Willy Brauna are the busy take a full load. nic to be held on Saturday afternoon. beavers who are taking care" of techni­ May 27 at "Potawattomie" Park near calities of which there are many. WeU, 2. Cabs will be few. Because of gas South Bend. that's it. Don't miss it. We'll be looking rationing, the drivers do not like to The ticket which gives free run of the for you.—K. C. Snyder come way out to Notre Dame to pick up picnic is the red card marked "K" Ra­ a load. However, to encourage the driv­ tions. Upon presentation of this ticket, Picnic Transporfafion ers to come, we have told the taxi com­ food, consisting of wieners, buns, pota­ panies that all the men coming to and to chips, and "coke," will be given out. There will be no special chartered from the ball will voluntarily pay the The food will be prepared on open grills buses for the picnic; however, the di-ivers twenty-five cents exti-a. by the individual couples—^the food of North-Side Mishawaka bus goes direct­ royalty prepared by the V-12 "kings." ly to Pot-a-watt-a-me (phonetic spell­ It has been said that a word to the ing) Park. From 1530 to 1630, there wise is sufficient; so remember, Mac, will be more buses for the outgoing don't forget the red ticket. rush; and again more buses from 2300 Joe Thornton to 2145 for the return rash. The regu­ lar run will be adequate to accommo­ Picnic Enferfainmenf date any stragglers. If the buses are boarded at Jefferson It's colossal! It's terrific! It's stupen­ and Michigan (one block south on Mich­ dous! It's the musical review planned igan from Max Adler's), picknickers in conjunction with "Week-end Maneu­ will beat the swing-shift workers to the vers" picnic. The show will take place buses and thus be more sure of a ride. at the park as soon as it gets dark. You Here are the pertinent facts: will be notified of the correct time as 1) Noith-Side Mishawaka bus at Jef­ soon as it is found out from the Nauti- ferson and Michigan. Ardito. Brennan, Byington 2) Outgoing 1530 to 1630. 3) Returning 2100 to 2145. 3. Extra buses will be put on the P. ./. Wilson Notre Dame route from 2030 imtil 2100 for the trip out and from 0Q15 until 0115 for the return trip. These buses Housing Relieved will arrive at and leave from the drill The Housing Committee's work is hall. Everyone who can easily take a shaping up in a thoroughly satisfactoiy bus should do so. This will save cabs manner. As great a number of hotel for others to get to the outskirts of town. rooms as possible have been reserved for 4. The regular buses to Notre Dame the guests of the trainees. Through the will run until 0145.—John Knutson generosity of the people of South Bend, the remainder of the guests will be ac­ Review Safurday commodated in private homes. Knowing that a number of trainees will delay Saturday morning — 1100. The time procuring rooms until the "zero hour," Ruoeff, Nesbit, Sumner. Caplan when all our girls get to see all us men (Continued on page 16) in action—action on the drill field. I cal Almanac. First of all there will be hope that after the practices the last a swell 18-piece band. It's George two Saturdays, ill feeling toward hav­ (Bliss) Finn and his snazzy ensemble. ing a Eeview has died down somewhat. Those who have already heard him know I really believe many fellows have how good he is. changed their minds in regard to the Finn Avill feature a few numbers by Saturday morning session — at least his Dixieland Rat-race Octet. They men, we might just as well, for the guarantee complete convulsions. The Eeview is here to stay. string section will star "our man Fri­ You all know on - what field the day" the "Pizzicato Kid." Roy "The marching takes place—make sure the Lip" Lang will attempt to spray tonsils little woman does. There will be plenty on the audience, and piano cadenzas of standing room for all, but you should will be executed by Johnny Clark. make sure she's there by 1100 for the Brownson will be in charge of the bass- Review will start at precisely that time. fiddle. The group will play selections —"Gunny" Stevenson from "Weinerschnitzel by the Umlaut Snyder. Braun, Finn. Stout Memorial Services Planned for May 28

University Plans Outdoor Military Mass

It has just been officially announced of the University, and the master of over the commemorative services which by the administration of the University ceremonies will be Rev. Joseph Powers, will include a roll call of Notre Dame's of Notre Dame that plans are in formu­ C.S.C. The Moreau Seminary choir will World War I dead. lation for a Military Mass on Sunday, assist the ministers of the Mass. Special Captain J. Richard Barry, U.S.N., May 28. It has long been the custom of music within the Mass is being arranged commandant of the Naval Training Sta­ the University to hold memorial services by Father Carl Hager, C.S.C. tion at Notre Dame, will be the speaker each year on Memorial Day; but this of the day. year, on account of classes to be held Due to the fact that Sunday, May' 28, As a final tribute to our heroes of all on Memorial Day, tradition Avill be will fall within the week-end of the V-12 wars, the Unit drum-and-bugle corps broken and the mass will be celebrated Ball, a special section will be set aside will play "taps" and a platoon of sea­ on the Sunday preceding the holiday. for the Ball guests and other friends men, marines, and NROTC's will fire a Elaborate plans are being laid for and relatives present on the campus at 21 gun salute. the conmiemoration of the war dead by that time. All Catholic V-12's attending Complete details will appear in sub­ Rev. John J. Burke, C.S.C, Gunner the Ball are requested by Father Crad­ sequent Religious Bulletins and in the Banashek, USMC, and student chair­ dick to invite their guests to the Mass. May 26 edition of the SCHOLASTIC. All man; Seaman George Nesbit, USNE, company commanders will be ofiiciallj'^ All participating units will receive in-, Private Linus Pottebaum, USMCE, and notified during the week by Gunner Ban­ structions during the coming week as to John Carron, NROTC. ashek to the extent that they report just the time and place of their formation on how many men will march to the Mass Sunday morning. Shortly before 10 Every military unit on the campus has that Sunday. Invitations for participa­ o'clock all units will meet at a point to tion in the Mass and parade have also been invited to participate in the Mass be designated where they will parade to to be held at 10:15 a.m. at the Memorial been issued to the officer personnel on the church. Heading each unit Avill be the campus. Door of Sacred Heait church. All Cath­ color guard and drum and bugle corps. The Student Council plans to have a olic military men will be asked to in­ During the Mass, in true military fash­ representation at the Mass and will also form their company commanders wheth­ ion, the drums will be. muffled and the lay a wreath at the Memorial door dur­ er or not they would like to participate bugles flourished at the proper times. ing those ceremonies. in the ceremonies and a marching order The parade and complementing cere­ Special decorations, military in all re­ will be arranged accordingly. It is hoped monies before the Mass will be so timed spects, are being arranged by the student by the committee for the mass that each that the Mass proper will begin sharply military committee in cooperation with company on the campus •will have a size­ at 10:15 o'clock. able representation of men signed up to Brother Boniface, C.S.C, sacristan of participate in the strict military proced­ Immediately following the Mass the the church. It has been reported that a ure that \\ill be followed. various units will lay a wreath at the flag of every state in the Union Avill Memorial door. Following the laying of flank both sides of the sanctuary. In ad­ The celebrant of the Mass will be Rev. the Avreath, Rev. Hugh O'Donnell, C.S.C, dition to the state flags, the national, John Cavanaugh, C.S.C, lice president president of the University will preside unit, and papal flags will be massed on the altar.

Midshipmen Scliedule Anotlier "Happy Hour" A "Happy Hour" replete with thrills, frills, and the best humor in the Mid­ shipmen's School, will be imfolded on Friday evening in the Drill Hall. The cast is made up entirely of the V-7 -group. All skits, dances, and other acts have been composed, Avritten and pro­ duced by the men about to graduate, and treat of their experiences at Notre Dame, together with their reaction towards not a few of the officers who teach them. Those invited to -witness the Happy Hour include the Midshipmen Corps, the officers on the station, their A\'ives and guests.... On Sunday morning, at St. Paul's Memorial Methodist Church, in South Bend, midshipmen will conduct the tra­ ditional services assigned to each gradu­ Mr. Honley. Father Craddick and Fr. O'Donnell inspecting the ating group that has been in attendance "Memorial Plaque" which now bears 93 names there during the training period. portions of the ship; correspond to But you can bet your G.I. socks there walls in a building. will be some more records broken and Know Your Navy Burnboat—A boat employed by civilians established. to carry provisions, vegetables, and Hight now there might be some moan­ small merchandise to be sold on ships. ing and groaning about learning that "Burdened vessel"—The vessel required Avill help.—Eric A. Rehnicall by the rules of the road to keep clear, vvhile the "privileged vessel" is le- quired to hold course and speed. Marines and Seamen Burgee (bur'je) (g as in gem)— A (Continued on page 15) Blend Drums and Bugles By Lieut, (j.g.) J. J. Collins Last Saturday the Navy V-12 Drum N.D. Marines Score High and Bugle Corps combined with the Ma­ Billet—Place to sleep. Also general du­ rine Drum and Bugle Corps for the ties. at Parris Is. Rifle Range practice review. The music was rendered in perfect harmony, and the sight of a Binnacle—The stand which holds the When the shooting was over a fort­ combined corps was as unexpected as it magnetic compass. night ago down at the Parris Island was appreciated. Rifle Range, three V-12 Platoons had Binnacle list—List of those excused by The Navy V-12 Drum and Bugle the Medical Officer from performing qualified 100 per cent. Sprinkled with 86 former Notre Dame Leathernecks, Corps began with four diiunmers beat­ duties. It is approved by the Com­ ing cadence at chow formations and has manding Officer. the 12th battalion, composed of all ¥-12 platoons averaged 95.6 per cent. A new since enlarged to a twenty-six-piece, Bitter-end—^The end of a line or the last record had been set! band. The racket created by each com­ link in an anchor chain. pany having a drummer pound cadence Taking the mass of men into consid­ prompted Chief Specialist Barbes to or­ Bitts—^Vertical wooden or iron posts eration, the record is even more remark­ ganize the seamen into a colorful musi­ projecting above the deck used for able. On several occasions a recruit pla­ cal ensemble. securing or working lines. toon has qualified 100 per cent, but when A drum major, nine drums, six trum­ three platoons turned the trick, Parris Black Gang—^Members of the Engineer's pets, five trombones, two bugles, a cor­ Island rifle coaches looked with awe at Force. net, a baritone horn, and a fife make up the records. Blinker tube—^A tube carrying a signal the present Navy V-12 Drum and Bugia Out of the 86 Marines from Notre light used to send messages by dots Corps. The seamen participating are: Dame, 26 fired expert. A good number and dashes. The tube directs the beam Drum major: Kopitek, R. C. (trumpet of the experts made up platoon 118. of light. in combined corps). Anthony Bilotti, William Busch, Lind­ Blister—A bulge built into a man-o- say De Manbey, and Charles Dirr fired Drums: Snyder, K. C. (bass). Brown, war's side as a protection against tor­ expert from Platoon 116. Bilotti was B. J.; Cooper, J.; Kiefer, R. W.; Loos, pedoes. It is capable of being flooded high with a score of 318. Eight men R. E.; Murphy, J. E.; Nichols, C. A.- or pumped out. fired expex-t from Platoon 117. They are Diekman, F. C; Ettridge, W. D. Bluejacket—^An enlisted man in the as follows: Daniel Ginsburg, William Trumpets: Abbott, D.; Crask, M. B.; Navy. Grannell, Clair Harding, John Hynd- Duffey, J. G.; Marshall, E. V.; Michaud, man, William Kessler, Julius King, M. J.; Zimmerman, J. K. Boat boom—^The boom swung from the Verle Ludwig, Queritin Mason, and Rob­ Trombones: Ballenger, R. G.; Burke, ship's side when at anchor to which ert McKay. Hitting the bull's eye for J. T.; Huntzicker, J. H.; Molter, E. L.; boats in the water secure. the glory of Platoon 118 were Frank Simmons, B. F. Boatsioain (bo'sn) chair—^A board on Olmstead, Robert Pierce,.Ralph PoUand, Bugles: Mack, M. J.; Merten, K. F. which a man working aloft is swung. Dale Price, Lawi-ence Ryari, Charles Cornet: Kiempay, J. C. Boatswain (bo'sn) pipe—^A small shrill Small, Walter Stinson, Robert Stow, Baritone horn: Wilson, W. H. Robert Tews, Raymond Tucker, Richard whistle used by the Boatswain's mate Fife: Stout, G. L. Weiss, and Marvin Wigdahl. in passing a call or in piping the side. Members of the Dnmi and Bugle Bollard—^An upright wooden or iron General Pershing once said that he Corps meet in the auditorium of Wash­ post on dock to which hawsers are wanted men who could shoot and salute. ington Hall two or three evenings each secured. Those gyi-enes who left Notre Dame week to rehearse new numbers, and have Boot—^A newly enlisted recruit under­ last March learned to do their saluting been meeting with the Marine Drum and going training in the Navy or Marine here, but the shooting part was begun Bugle Corps to smooth out new num- Corps. . _ and completed at P. I. bex-s and prepare for the Military Re­ Breaker—^A small cask for fresh water The statement has been made several view on May 27. carried in the ship's boat. times that Notre Dame Marines did Avell The nucleus of the marine band was for themselves at Parris Island. There" Break out—To unstow or prepare for organized last October when several is a little story to add, however. use. members of the corps borrowed drums When the first men went to "the land from the University and held practice Bridge—The raised platform in the for­ Avhere the sand is 14 inches deep and sessions at varying intervals. Only re­ ward part of the ship from \vhich the the sun is scorching hot," they made up cently, the seamen and marine groups vessel is usually conned. the honor platoon on the base. Here was combined, under the-, direction of Sgt.^ Brig—^The ship's prison. the incentive for the men who were to Rockwill and at the suggestion of Ad­ Bright work—^Brass or metal work leave for Parris Island last March. jutant Barbes, to give the .V-12 groups which must be polished. There is no telling what the next group a representative and competent organi­ Bulkhead — The . partitions separating will do Avhen they reach P.I. in July. zation.—Bob Watson %Ss-

Shiny shoes and baggy jumper Those tight pants have funny lump (ers) It sticks out here, it sticks out there, In fact it protrudes everywhere. But the thing that makes you V-12, my son: You brought your sliderule and forgot your gun. It's all over now, you might as well quit, There's nothing to • do to help you a . Avhit." With that the Jap aimed at his head; THE LIFE OF AUGIE SOOZER The purpose here is to solve the ques­ One ^second later, and Augie was dead. tion: A BALLAD Was Augie Soozer, But that wasn't all; at those pearly (To be sung to the tune of, The gainer or loser? gates, ''Hump skunk up a gum stump") Ship's Log: Ole Saint Peter was verj' irate. While walking one day in the jungle Says he: "Now you wait—a communi­ Prologue : and heat, cate When Augie Avas born, his mother said: Augie the Ensign (now of the fleet) I just got, anticipate, "Oh my goodness, I wish I were dead!" Came face to face Avith a Jap in a jeep! Your career up here to terminate. Epilogue: You flunked Physics; you flunked Math! To save the country from that dastardly Augie stopped quickly and reached for And here you get the aftermath. attack, his side "We won't take you in, no one can go Augie soon wondered the attack how to But the Jap just chuckled and laughed Whose average drops to 50 below. back. inside; So long Salty; if the going gets tough The Japs he would best, so he looked "Ha, ha, ha," said the Jap to him, Eemember this, and it'll be enough: about, "I'm gonna tear you limb from limb. They can shoot up the Army, put holes To decide how he could best help out. I may be short, but in spite of myself in the fleet Into each Service he carefully delved. You don't scare me, you're a Navy But to sink the V-12—they'll have to And the one he chose was the Navj' V-12'f. flood—the—^whole—damn—country! V-12. The choice once made was quicklj'^ ac­ "How can I tell? It's easy to see, - cepted; It's plain as the press in those dungaree. APOLOGY To the V-12 life Augie soon was adapted. That salty walk; that slant perchant, It seems that we looked through the Badin Bog: It makes it look: you got an-in-pant. wrong end of the periscope last week. To say the least the life was sweet. The rough tough talk, it sounds to me Already haAing one foot in the grave, But eventually Augie was sent to the Like you got it out a dictionaree. we put the other in our mouth. We here­ fleet. with would like to remove the foot. (The There we now find him; and we might "Your hat in back, the curl in front. mouth one.) Acting on first impression, mention That civvy shirt has certainly shrunk. a little heaA'y criticism was unjustly made of the coming dress parade. With this affair now looming as one of the outstanding events of the semester, we sincerely ask the pardon of those of­ fended. • TRIVIA Bob Brown, diminutive CO. of Com­ pany A, is getting to the point where he hears dog barks in his sleep. His friends just caU him Sandy. Jack Costello is seriously thinking of complaining to the chief about his room­ mate, "Alderman" CuUen, driving him out of his oAvn room by smoking "stog­ ies." All those individuals hailing from Brooklyn are invited to a debate soon to be held on the question: "Is Frank Debitteto or Tony Mistretta the great­ est lover ever- produced by Brooklyn?"

IN MEMORIAM . "There's only one big problem in having a girl in' every port— (Moment of silence for the boj^s who They all want to go to the V-12 Ball." left at mid-semester). N,D, Ex-Commander Dead

Word was received during the week « at the naval training station here of the Observations * sudden death of Lieut. Commander Mil­ BY LIEUT, S. L. BEATTY ton D. Fairchild, former executive officer of the midshipmen's school - on the campus. 1. New Pre-V-12 School for Fleet Men: 60 men from V-5 who are in their sec­ Commander Fairchild succeeded Com­ ond semester, a grand total of 233 men mander Richard Wagner since trans­ The number of men from the Fleet continues to increase in V-12 units over in V-5 here. They will have a good ferred, coming here from the University chance to fly provided they keep them­ of California at Berkeley, where he was the nation. Beginning with the July 1944 increment of Fleet men, there will be a selves "eligible" by improving their fit­ Pre-V-12 School at an Eastern Naval ness as academic and officer candidates. Training Station where the men recom­ Just when the Naval Aviation Cadet Sie- mended for V-12 will be given refresher lection Board will make its usual semes­ courses and tests in mathematics, ter visit to confirm or to transfer men physics and English, and fully informed in the V-5 group is not yet known. on what the program requires and offers. Those who are qualified personally, 3. Foreign Branches of Navy Institute: academically, and physically and who wish to make use of the opportunities Five foreign branches of the Navy offered in the Program will then be or­ Institute (home office in Madison, Wis.) dered to the various V-12 units, includ­ now make possible the continuance of ing Notre Dame. Samples of the in­ correspondence study and some local ex­ structing and testing materials used in tension studies for Naval personnel. A the new type of school have been sent to great number of men on foreign duty University and Naval authorities at are using this means to satisfy their Notre Dame. Test scores on the aptitude desire for special knowledge or to im­ of the men will also be sent. prove themselves for an advancement.

4. "The Doctor in the Making": 2. Three Semesters in V-12 for V-5 Men: Dean Baldinger of the College of Sci­ ence is glad to lend to Navy pre-medical Men who entered V-12 from V-5 and and pre-dental trainees the book of the reported for instruction here 1 Novem­ The Late Lieui.-Comm. Milton D. Fairchild above title, recommended by the Navy ber 1944 or later will remain three se­ for all men who are judging their fitness mesters in residence instead of two be­ for professional study as doctors or fore going to pre-flight school, provided the administrative head of a naval train­ dentists. Sign up with Dean Baldinger's they are successful in their academic and ing unit. He was a native of Kentucky secretary in the Chemistry Building. military records at Notre Dame. During and was graduated in 1930 from the • United States Naval academy at Annap­ their third semester they will take the olis, Md. prescribed course of study which regular 5. Plattsburg Report: deck candidates carry in their third se­ Quotations from a Midshipman at He was assigned to Notre Dame June mester. Those with advanced standings Plattsburg: "Notre Dame V-rZ men 14, 1943, and left here last March 29 to will meet the special minimum require­ march as well—^maybe better—as the take an assignment at the advanced base ments of the Navy which all advanced men from other schools, and would make personnel depot at San Bruno, Calif. deck candidates meet, and will continue the V-12 officers proud.".... "We have their third semester in the program in He saw duty on board the cruiser 24-hour company watch on Sunday their preferred major subject. The three Chicago as a member of Admiral Wil­ night; so we have no classes on Monday, semesters are now to be required re­ liam H. Stanley's staff, and later, as­ and then a week from .the following gardless of how many semesters of col­ signed to gunnery on the Chicago. A Wednesday we have K.P. duty in the lege a trainee may have completed before turret under his leadership was awarded mess hall. They are cutting ship's com­ entering the program. Originally nearly the navy "E" for excellence in perform­ pany here, and so we 'officer-material' all men in active flight training in V-5 ance. are lending a hand.". . . "We are 2,000 were college graduates. The rearrange­ strong, and constitute about 14% of A committee of wives of officers at the ment of the pilot training schedule is Plattsburg's population; so our liberty naval station here met Mrs. Fairchild in effected by the reduced requirements in uptown is restricted to 50% of the sta­ Chicago last Tuesday when she arrived future output of pilots for 1945 and 1946 tion complement at one time, some going there with her husband's body. and also by the closing of the Navy on Saturday and the others on Sunday. CAA-War Training Service and Naval Because of class tomorrow, we are re­ Burial will be in Arlington national Flight Preparatory programs. Students, cemetery at Arlington, Va. stricted for this week-end. Every four withdrawn from, the V-12 Program for weeks we are allowed a 'long* week-end flight training, on and after 1 November from Saturday neon until 0700 on Mon­ 1944, A\all enter the flight training pro­ day." . , Dean Manion Speaks gram at Pre-Flight Schools, which con­ *> - - Clarence E. Manion, dean of the stitute at present the third stage of the flight training program. At Notre Dame 6. Wellesley Report: Notre Dame College of Law, will ad­ . . "Believe me, that disbursing examina­ dress the Boston University Law School there are now in their first semester of V-12 a total of 173 men from V-5, and tion was "rough." Slightly over 25% of at its annual banquet Saturday. (Continued on page 19) 9 Obstacle Course to Re-Open this Weeic; Long Rest Broken for "Battle Conditioner

BY BILL WADDINGTON "Scholastic" Sports Editor

Maybe you've experienced it already, travelling, crawling on your stomachs, Tennis Team Wins SixfK) but if you haven't then be in for a little doing a horizontal climb on the ropes, Irish Beat Chict muscle weariness next week when the using the hoi'izontal ladder and to top famed obstacle course across from biol- this off with a nice ending sprint. Yes, Playing in accordance with the weath­ ogy field makes its official entrance in there's plenty to choose from but you'd er's well wishes, the Notre Dame tennis the '44 outdoor athletic training- pro­ better choose them all unless you like the team is three matches closer to an un-^ thought of repetition. defeated season by virtue of wins over gram. Chicago, 7-2, a week ago Thursday, a 6-3 triumph over DePauw last Saturday and in the same afternoon, a thorough k^ trouncing of Indiana, 6-0. While the first of the three matches was played on the local courts, the latter, two were part of a triangular meet held at Greencastle, Indiana last Saturday. Chicago failed to exhibit any exceptional ability except at the bottom of the lad­ •-: .^*s§^ der, where they gained the third doubles match and the sixth singles encounter. At DePauw, it was Chuck Samson •^»V p- "" \f^ against a very fast pace-setter, Ermn Schulze. The latter had Samson 4-1 in the first set until Samson really started

'^^i!0M:.-i^ pouring on his usual superior style of racket-handling. From then on it was Samson in a walk, the match doing a Boy. I can feel those muscles growing already! complete about face in Samson's favor. Bill Tully who doubles in track but since he wasn't needed too badly last Saturday After a semester or more of coping Each class in outdoor routine, whether with Doc Handy's boys, he accompanied with this ordeal, the rest of phy-ed seems it be touch football, volleyball, wrestling, the netters downstate where he won both a comparative cinch. For building up the boxing, soccer, or track will be going of his single sets without relinquishing bodies, it's ideal; for encouraging appe­ over the course twice weekly as an­ a game, Avinning 6-0, 6-0 in competition tites, it's superb, providing you don't nounced by Ens. Brewbaker, USNR. against both Indiana and DePauw. Tully have to run it after you just finish eat­ has improved steadily throughout the Those new to the campus who have yet ing; for giving that sleep incentive and season to the point Avhere he has sur-*"*^ to have their first trial on the Eddy ridding anyone of insomnia; it's magni­ passed the caliber of play that Coach. Street extrava^nza will find a variety ficent; but for added pleasure, especially Walter Langford originally thought him of things to do. There's hurdling, broad- when you've been thinking about phy-ed to be destined. He has only lost 13 games jumping, going over the wall, hand- all day long until you get to it, well, . in all the matches, having never lost a you'll know better when you're finished. set, which is remarkable in itself. The outdoor treatment in swimming DePauw gave a good account of them- ^ will probably make its innovation on or selves as the 6-3 scoring indicated and about June 1, a new 20 ft. jumping tower in their return match here, June 3, they being planned to simulate abandon ship should not prove any too bothersome if drills and a possible water obstacle they play the same brand of tennis— course if necessary materials can be pro­ Notre Dame having the edge of home cured. Besides these anticipated new court and clay plajdng surface, whereas thrills, there will of course remain the last week's encounter was reckoned with ^ usual pre-drowning measures and the on a cement court. Indiana displayed its case of a good tan in the scorching usually weak team, failing to annex a weather. single set of the dozen contested. With all this agglomeration of pro­ The strength of the top men of the grams to "make or break" the human Langfordmen has proven a reliable fac­ body, there is no doubt in the minds of tor in all the matches to date, only the the boys just which it Avill do. The first more capable potency of the opposition^* few weeks will see sore muscles and on the bottom of the card has caused aching backs—^not to mention blistering the word "defeat" to enter the Irish way .j Not too much more to go and sun tan. of things. I 10 Baseball Team Snaps 5-Game Losing Streak; Double Header at Iowa Pre-Flight Tomorrow By HANK SLAMIN "Scholastic" Baseball Writer

The Notre Dame baseball nine snapped of the game, a stolen base, an, infield its five game losing streak by whipping out and a long fly. The Blue and Gold cfl itraight Game; Western Michigan, 3-1, last Saturday and drove two runs across in their half of annexed another win in beating Bunker the frame, never aagin to be headad- ic p, Depauw and Indiana Hill Naval Station on Sunday, 5-4. The Lujack's single Avith one out coupled first game of the Bronco series played with third baseman, Ciszscon's single, Although Mr. Sunshine prevailed late last Friday opened the home season only an unwise fielder's choice, a wild pitch . Tuesday afternoon of the past week, to a dismal 8-5 score, the locals being on and Zieminski's infield out brought in j^ moi'ning evidences loomed with rain as the short end. the duo of tallies. The last and unneed- was witnessed the evening before in a The home season opener was played in ed run of the game came in the eighth 5 deluge that severely wetted down the the slow time of two hours' and 40 min­ when Scarpelli scampered home on Jack utes, most of which was consumed by Mayo's double past third. slipshod base-running and clumsy er­ Above the Middle rors. There were 18 miscues to keep up with the total run production of the Wild uith fervor after finally getting game, nine bases on balls, two ^^"ild out of the slumj), the diamond aggregate pitches, and 20 men left stranded on the traveled to Bunker Hill on Sunday, win­ sacks, Notre Dame winning top honors ning a 5-4 decision. They downed the in this department with 14. Even Jake Cadets after subduing a ninth inning Kline added jest to the late afternoon outburst in which the fliers came within contest when he abandoned his compla­ one run of the Irish on Buddy Gremp's cent attitude in the dugout and strode long triple and a single by Marrone out to home plate to have a verbal -Inissle with nobody gone. Paul Lammers, the )n with the nonplussed umpire—a la Jimmy fourth Notre Dame pitcher of the after­ in Dykes or Leo Durocher. noon, came in the ball game and set the in side dovm Avithout any further trouble, id Bill Martin, loser in his last three however, it was John Barrett who took of The Team is Good! starts, was on the mound for the Irish credit for the victory. and stayed around until the eighth wfien IS clay courts. Consequently, the postponed Notre Dame tallied one run in the Lammers took over the fruitless chore. a match with Western Michigan \vill take first with Carlin sco.ring on Jack Mayo's Martin had allowed six rans on eight hits r. on aspects of actuality tomorrow after­ triple. Three in the fifth on four hits with errors helping the Western Michi­ ce noon. Northwestern, beaten by Notre and their A\inning run in the seventh on gan boys along. The Broncos got oif to a ly " Dame, 8-1, in the season's opener, de­ one hit, a pass, and- a sacrifice. Johnny 3-0 lead by the fourth, but Notre Dame -A feated the Broncos, 7-2, for the only com­ Lujack's abbreviated hitting- spree was passed them, 4-3, in their half of the fifth. bh parative score on which the form players quelled by Berry, cadet hurler, when he The opposition produced five runs in the ig Avill be able to rely. sent John home hitless in four attempts. next three innings to win the game. )n Summaries: Len Scarpelli, outside of former Boston ly Chicago Break the Ice Braver Buddy Gremp with his timely le Singles: Evert (ND), defeated Glotzer (C), 6-2. . Coming out-of a five game losing triple, captui-ed hitting honors of the r- 6-3: Samson (ND). defeated Tully (C), 6-1, 7-5; streak, there was a more jubilant atti­ day with three for three, including a :h Tully (ND), defeated Gallaher (C), 6-1, 6-2; Grif­ tude as an aftermath of Saturday's sec­ double. m fin (ND), defeated Weissman (C), 4-6, 6-1, 6-0; ond and finale with the Broncos on the The Klinemen travel to Iowa City to­ es Wood (ND), defeated Miller (C). 9-7, 7-5; Sha­ piro (C), defeated Buchstaber (ND), 6-4, 6-4. Cartier ' Field sod, Jake Kline's boys morrow. a Doubles: Evert-Tully (ND). defeated Glotzer- winning, 3-1. There was a better brand Miller (0), 6-1. 6-1: Sanison-GriTfin (ND), de­ of ball played on Saturday as compared %^3ms?hm feated Tully-Weissman (C), 6-3, 6-1; Gallaher- ^\-ith the buffoonery of the previous af­ Shapiro (C), defeated Black-O'Brien (ND), 6.-4, id 6-3. ternoon. Joe Zieminski's three hit pitch­ -y ' DePauw ing gave Notre Dame a split in the two if Singles: Samson (ND). defeated Schulze (D), game series and brought the season up — &- 6-4, 6-1; Evert (ND), defeated Filer (D), 6-1. to a .500 caliber of play. .Joe's sinker 6-1; Tully (ND), defeated Luff (D), 6-0. 6-0; lie ball had the Broncos s\vishing air to the Griffin (ND), defeated Bergendoffi (D), 6-2, 6-4; as Staples (D), defeated Wood (ND), 6-1, 4-6. 6-3; tune of ten strikeouts, and two of the fch Lothamer (D), defeated Buchstaber (ND), 6-2, three hits off of him were too puny to be ts 6-2. handled in time for put-out, the only a f Doubles: Evert-Tully (ND). defeated Schulze- solid hit being a double by Ken Eotman, Filer (D), 6-2, 6-2; Samson-Griffin (ND), de­ feated Wood-Buchstaber (ND), 6-1, 6-0. right-fielder, which was nearly caught by newcomer John Lujack. Mr. Lujack he" Indiana also showed a bit of hitting power at c- Singles: Samson (ND), defeated Kaminski (I), the plate, leading the Irish attack with lie 6-1, 6-4; Evert (ND), defeated Manis (I), 6-2, two singles and a triple in four at­ 3nv» • 6-2: Tully (ND), defeated Hunter (I), 6-0, 6-0; Griffin (ND), defeated Dyer (I), 6-1, 6-1. tempts. ed Doubles: Evert-Samson (ND), defeated Kamin- The Broncos opened the scoring in the ly •'• ski-Manis (I), 6-2, 6-4; Tully-Guchstaber (ND), defeated Hunter-Dyer (I), 6-2. 6-0. second after an Irish error, the only one Sharp hit; easy single .1 11 Track Team Swamps Depauw, 92 to 39; Golf Team Wallops Irish Thinlies Capture First Ten Places Detroit Squad. 18 to 0 ".... and on to Minneapolis and the Golden Gophers is the cry of the Notre The Notre Dame track team bounced out a clean single for his third base hit Dame golfers this week after having back from a defeat at the hands of Great of the afternoon. lambasted Detroit University.'s linksmen, Lakes to swamp the visiting DePauw Summaries: 18-0, in a four man team last week-end squad 92-39, on Cartier Field last Sat­ Mile run — Won by JIaitin (ND) ; Wheeler at luxurious Detroit Country Club. urday. The Irish thinlies had their own (ND), second; Stupay (ND). third. Time—4:34.5. It seems as though all that the motor way as they captured ten first places. 120-yard High Hurdles—Won by Hoshtettler (D) : O'Neill (ND), second: Lindahl (ND), third. city boys could garner in the match was The mile relay team would have made it Time—:17.5. another chapter of experience and a 11 but it was disqualified after winning 440-yard Dash—Won by Purcell (ND) ; McCau- most picturesque view of the surround­ by nearly 100 yards. The DePauw outfit ley (ND), second: Capehart (D), third. Time— ing beauty, for there was no hymn of was sadly undermanned. In both the mile :50.4. 100-yard Dush—Won by Bennett (ND) ; Burke beauty to be found in the humming swing and two-mile run, they had no entrants. (ND), second; Steele (D), third. Time—:10.4. of their clubs. Now that Northwestern, Frank Martin was a double winner in Shot put—Won by Kelly (ND) ; Sullivan (ND), Michigan, and Detroit have gone down the mile and 880 yard trips. Joe Kelly second ; Ladyko (ND), third. Distance, 45 ft. ()% in successive matches, although a burn­ took honors in both the shot put and inches. Discus Throw—^Won by Kelly (ND) ; Quasley ing ember still remains from the 8%-9i/^ discuss toss. The only other man to win (ND). second; Ladyke (ND), third. Distance, 125 set-back suffered at the hands of Purdue, a pair of events was Brad Bennett who ft. 6% inches. there are new laurels to gain and the sped to victory in the century and 220. SSO-yard Run^Won by Martin (ND) : Asmus Fighting Irish golfers have done right (D). second: Wares (ND), third. Time, 2:02.4. Lujack — Busy Man Bi-oad Jump—^^Von by Steele (D) ; Charters well since their opening encounter that Johnny Lujak was a busy man last (D). second: Crilly (ND), third. Distance, 21 feet, has turned some vax-iety of "green golf" Saturday. He was playing right field for S inches. into more polished marksmanship. 220-%-ard Low Hurdles—Won by O'Neill (ND) ; the Notre Dame baseball team in its Lehman (D), second; Patrick (ND), third. Time Bessenfelder High encounter with Western Michigan. After — :27.S. In blanking the Detroit squad last the Broncos were retired in the top of 220-yard Dash—W^on by Bennett (ND) ; Burke, week, the locals employed a four man the fifth inning, Johnny jogged over, (ND), second; Steele (D), third. Time—:23.2. Pole Vault—AVon by Slocum (D) ; Anderson team of Capt. Mel Wilke, Jim Bessen­ picked up the javelin and tossed it 162 (ND) and Schneider (ND) tied for second. felder, Jack Fitzpatrick, and Bob Terry. feet to win the event. Returning to the Hcisht. 11 feet 6 inches. Bessenfelder, despite the high wind that diamond, he blasted a prodigious triple Two-mile Run—Won by DeWolfe (ND) ; Kiely played havoc with the greensward dur­ over the left-fielder's head. In the bottom (ND), second; ANTieeier (ND), third. Time 10:27. High Jump—Won by Laird (D) ; Schneider ing the course of play, came home with of the seventh inning, he competed again (ND) and Charters (D), tied for second. Height, a creditable 74 on his card and a smile for the Handymen. Still in his baseball 5 feet 10 inches. on his face. A pair of steady 37's brought uniform, he cleared 5' 11" in the high .Tavelin throw—Won by Lujack (ND) ; Kon-. jump twice but his loose fitting baseball dratovich (ND), second; Quasey (ND), third. about this three over par total on the togs dislodged the bar. Johnny called it Distance, 162 feet Detroit course which is marked with a Mile Relay—^Won by DePauw (Capehart, Barton, 71 for the round trip. a day a few minutes later bj' slapping Asmus and Steele.) Notre Dame was disqualified. The singles and best-ball matches were played simultaneously, thereby each man only going 18 holes for his day's work. Bob Terry also annexed a tidy 37 for the back nine but a 41 on the front half ran his total to 78. Jack Fitzpatrick, who has been playing a good brand of golf during the campaign to date copped his points with a 39 and 40 reaping a 79. Wilke helped the cause with an even 80 to ren­ der the Irish his share in the point column. Summary: Singles King (Detroit) 46 46—92 Bessenfelder (ND) 37 37—74—3 Ryan (D) „...42 45—87 Fitzpatrick (ND) 39 40—79—3 Nowicki (D) ;.:..43 43—86 Wilke (ND) .....39 41—80—3 Sadowski (D) 43 43—86 Terry (ND) : 41 37—78—3 Doubles King (D) .: ..46 46—92 Ryan (D) : 42 45—87 Bessenfelder (ND) ...... 37 37—74 Fitzpatrick (ND) ...... 39 40—79—3 NoAvicki (D) ..!., 43 43—86 Sadowski (D) :.....:..:...... 43 43—86 Wilke (ND) :39 41—80 Terry (ND) 41 37—78—3 12 Officers Inaugurate Campus Soffball However, there is a freshness and ap­ peal in this movie that makes it worthy Tournaments in Rockne The Inter campus Soft Ball league of more notice than many of its pre­ sponsored by the Student Activity decessors. While of necessity much of The Naval Officers athletic program, Council and run by the Physical Edu­ the comedy results from situation, there begun some weeks ago, gained momen­ cation department is now w^ell under is a wealth of humor in characterization. tum, this past week, as the squash and way. Mr. Scannell and his efficient aides, These are not mere impersonations of handball tournaments swTing into their Mr. Maxwell and Mr. Gill Burdick, final brackets. what have become familiar types on the have drawn up the schedule and posted American scene, for Pvt. Hargrove is The first round of the squash tourna­ it in each hall and in prominent places made a definite personality. He is a ment showed the following results: about the campus. Of necessity, it has rookie with a talent for turning Ms writ­ Lieut, (jg) Sprinz drew a bye; Ens. been decided to make it a sudden-death ing into cash, and possessing a strange Jablonski defeated Lieut. Yard; Lieut, elimination tournament because there magnetism for the garbage can detail. (jg) White defeated Lieut. Berry; Ens. are only twenty actual playing days (To some, this endless cleaning job of Cooper defeated Lieut. Clark; Lieut. left, exclusive of weekends and the Hargrove's may seem undue punishment, Braine defeated Ens. Brubaker; Capt. week prior to exams. It is expected, but this reviewer worked off boot camp Barry defeated Ens. Duda; Lieut, (jg) however, that a new league will be misdemeanors by janitoring a corridor,^ Doyle defeated Lieut.-Com. Waage; Ens. formed from these teams this summer. a three flight stairway, and most em­ Rider drew a bye. Monday, the Electrical Engineers, led barrassing of all, the ladies rest room by George Charters and paced by the in the administration building. Scraping In the second round (quarter finals) hitting of their able third baseman, G.I. can bottoms is child's play compared of play, the standings showed: Jim Maguire, outhit the Breen-Phillips to fishing hair pins out of wash bowl Lieut, (jg) Sprinz defeated Ens. Ja­ team in a free scoring contest which drains.) blonski; Ens. Cooper defeated Lieut, ended in their. 21-18 victory. (jg) White; Capt. Barry defeated Lieut. Exhibiting magnificent form in their It is noteworthy that not one member Braine; Ens. Eider defeated Lieut, (jg) first game, the Bl•o^^^lSon Greens took of the cast is a star, in fact, to many, Doyle. the St. Ed's Blues, 13-6. Comprised al­ the only familiar name will be that of The semi-finals will see Lieut, (jg) most completely of the big 1944 Fresh­ Eobert Benchley. The title role has been Sprinz matched against Ens. Cooper, and man football players, this team showed given to a comparative newcomer, Eob­ Captain Barry opposing Ens. Eider. great power at the plate and strong ert Walker, who has been seen as the Eleven teams entered the Handball fielding ability. Frank Burke, as well sailor in "Bataan," and as Pierre Curie's Doubles Tournament, and have already as their capable second baseman were whistling assistant in "Madame Curie."^ approached the quarter finals of play. among the standouts. This is his first feature role, and his Team personnel lists the follo\ving In Pre-season practice games, Jim work is outstanding. Walker wiU next names: Casey's Sarin Politicians- are yet un­ be seen with his wife, Jennifer Jones, in defeated. Coleman, Aimes, Thomas, "Since You Went Away." Hargrove's Teams: 1. Lieut.-Com. Waage and Dempsey and Gillespie are sparking a pals are not the fictional "true-til-death" Lieut, (jg) Sprinz; 2. Ens. Schanbacker confident aggregation. They -will be met friends, but ordinary liuman beings who and Ens. Holekamp; 3, Lieut. Gollnick in their first game by the Chemical En­ tend to irritate on occasion- as well as and Ens. Duda; 4. Ens. Flowers and Ens. gineers, led by Eay Smith and their entertain. Keenan Wynn is magnificent Wells; 5, Ens. Eemsen and Ens. Seger; great pitcher. Jack McAndrews, who as the chiseling, money-conscious Pvt. 6. Ens. Smith and Ens. Lavidge; 7. Ens. threatens serious competition. Mulvehill. A restrained and tmflustered Hood and Ens. Harper; 8. Lieut. Ludlum —Joe Miimane style that is sometimes reminiscent of and Lieut, (jg) Fox; 9. Lieut. Yard and Bob Hope mark him as one of the fore­ Lieut, (jg) Doyle; 10. Lieut. Braine and most young comedians on the screen to­ Ens. Taylor; 11. Ens. Blair and Ens. Critic Finds "Private day. His material was excellent, but with MacDonald. Hargrove" Has Appeal less deft handling, the character and his In a spirited Singles Handball tourna­ swindling could have seemed obnoxious. ment, the end of the first round showed A little more than three years ago, Donna Eeed, as Hargrove's girl friend, that: two comedians who were becoming in­ turns in a performance that would melt creasingly popular on the radio ap­ the convictions of the most avid woman- Ens. Jablonski defeated Ens. Cm (de­ peared in a low-budget movie based on hater, and Eobert Benchley, as her fault) ; Ens. Higgins defeated Ens. Jeff­ army training life. The film made amaz­ father, contributes one of the film's erson; Ens. Harper defeated Ens. Coop­ ing profits and the team of Abbott and choicest moments. er; Ens. Holekamp defeated Ens. Hood; Costello became an American institu­ Ens. Duda defeated Ens. Wells; Lieut. tion.. But other than the introduction Marion Hargrove's book, on which this Braine defeated Lieut. Springer; Lieut, of the comedians, "Buck Privates" picture is based, was one of the xao^ (jg) Doyle defeated Ens. Lavidge; Ens. marked the beginning of a flow of successful literary efforts of its type. It AV. C. Smith defeated Ens. J. F. Clark; "type" pictures from Hollywood that became a best-seller and appeared in Ens. Blair, defeated Lieut, (jg) Fox; soon became a deluge. There can be little serial form in many newspapers. If the Ens. Seger. defeated Ens. Millikan; Ens. doubt that the movie-going public has book's appeal can serve as a criteria, the Schanbacker defeated Ens. Taylor; Ens. reached a near-saturation point in re-_ movie should be even more popular, for MacDonald won from Ens. Eemsen on gard to movies based on the adventures it has a warmth and genuine quality default. . - and misadventures of the trainee. For that the book did not attain. Clever Second Round: Ens. Jablonski defeat­ that reason it is unfortunate that "See adaptation, and superb acting and di­ ed Ens. Higgins; Ens. Holekamp de­ Here, Private Hargrove" could not have rection make "See Here, Private Har­ feated Ens. Harper; Lieut. Braine de­ been produced two years ago, while the grove" fine entertainment, though, repe­ feated Ens. Duda; Ens. Seger defeated subject was still a novelty and untainted tition in less capable hands have made Ens. Blair; Ens. Schanbacher defeated by the profuse variations that have since the subject commonplace . - Ens. MacDonald. appeared on that theme. —Seavum Mitchell Erickson 13 ^TTT«»»T««X»TTTTtTTTT»TTT«»T«TTT»TTTTTTTTTTT»gtTTT»TgTTTTM Mary Theresa, "and the rest of the girls are to be congratulated. H THE GREEN BANNER N M WARNING TO GOLFERS BY JIM CASEY 2 Beware of Father Brennan—he's com­ >!?TgTTITTTTTXTTTtTTTTTITTTT»Tg>»TTITTTTTTTTTTITITTTTTIT»rTTiJ plaining of his poor game around the 18-hole route simply to grab you for a HERE AND THERE We were present and, to our surprise, bet. . . . Sorinites believe that the best in'.est- enjoyed ourselves completely. The bear- traps must have been picked up for the ment the Universitj'^ ever made was the TRIVIA AND SUCH purchase of swings for Sorin Hall's spa­ occasion,'because we didn't step in a one cious rotunda. Daily, even before break­ on the way over. Considerate of them, Ensig-n Bill Martin had quite a strug­ fast, porch lizards may be seen resting wasn't it? But then, we had to be in top gle with the terrific heat in the chapel in odd, yet comfortable, positions. Many dancing form. . . . The orchestra plajJ^ed at his wedding, last week-end. Maybe of the loafers on the evening "swing a fine selection of pieces much to our he was just beginning to realize the en­ shift" hail Father Forrestal through his surprise, and the vocalist was excellent tanglement he was getting into. . . . Ray ever-open office window and request to considering that fact that he came from Morgan refuses to leave the hall on Sat­ be signed out for "midnights." The pro­ South Bend. You might know they urday nights until he's heard the last cedure conserves precious energy which would get a male vocalist. . . . The re­ strains of hill-billy music over the radio. can thus be stored up against a final freshments were excellent. The "girlies" . . . The walls in Bergin's room had to splurge of study, sometime. Yes, some­ know that we don't drink—the punch be replastered. We said "the walls." . . . time! Furthermore, the boys may enjoy they usually have on hand at their af­ Ensig-n Bill O'Connor visited here after the pleasure of a midnight without even fairs—so iced tea was substituted. Deli­ being commissioned at Tower Hall, re­ leaving the hall. cious lil' sandwiches and cookies were cently. . . . 'Tis said that Johnny Ho- served along with it. George Chartres However, of all the shifts, that at man's boisterous laughter was shaking still has a few glued in his pockets. . . . noon receives the heaviest duty. Men the Progress Club last Saturday. If we The hall was tastefully decorated with have been known to cut themselves out know John, he could do it without the garden trellises which had bevies of of classes and skiij middaj* meals just aid of laughter. . . . "Eocky" Sullivan roses climbing about them. These were to gain tlie most advantageous seats for has taken to bicycle riding. You can see placed at the entrance to the room and the passing parade. It's this hour that him any day in town, trying to compete around the bandstand. Mixed bouquets the "girlies" stroll from their duties in with the South Bend Cab company. . . . of spring flowers were set in tall vases . the Main Building and elsewhere on Don't you think that Bill O'Connell around the walls. It was all very nice— campus, to the cafeteria, and back could stand a haircut? ... St. Mary's like Hickey's funeral pai-lor. The com­ again. The glunks wouldn't miss it for gals and Notre Dame guys got together mittee must have worked hard. Wonder the world. One joker Avas heard to ex­ on several picnics, last Sunday. ... On whose garden they snipped them from. claim as a bevy of five went strolling their return, who was the joker who A few of the lads arrived late. "Ace" by-: "It's ahnost as good as Walgreen's." went swinmiing in the pond with his Purcell and Mike Kiely, had to run in And that it is! All we need on the clothes on? . . . Herb Coleman asked us the track meet before putting in an ap­ porch now is a coke machine and a to advertise in his behalf for a date. pearance. No, you're . mistaken; they Give him a break, will you, girls? He's didn't arrive all out of breath, or in really serious. . . , Creighty Miller is their shorts and track shoes. . . . The going to burn up—we're not going to draft boards must have called a week­ mention the goof in the column this ACROSS THE DDCIE end truce. We haven't been at an affair week It's the truth. Marguerite St. Mary's Seniors entertained g-uests where civilians outnumbered service men Varga does do some work over in her at a tea dance, last Saturday afternoon. in ages. . . . Everyone had a gay time. office. . . . It's generally believed that when the time comes, Jim Kane will be in the best shape of all the laA\yers to pass his bar exams.

SPRING HOUSECLEANING Now that we are settled in our new editorial OxHces, we are thinking seri­ ously of spring-housecleaning, possibly interior decorating, too. We're not too sharp at this art, and may need some help, possibly a feminine suggestion. To accomplish this, we could call in the Waves from across the hall. If they should be asked to tell us, what shades our walls should be trimmed in, etc., we

2rtia know darn, well that their retort would 1 be to ask us to please wash the windows so that they Avould know what color the "Sports Day" brought everyone out at St. Mary's. Photo shows Matilda's eligibility walls are now. Eather than resort to being questioned by a Board of Control. Matilda was a regular for three years on manual labor, we are thinking seriously Notre Dame's Dining Hall championship team. (Continued on page 19) 14 other fellows know what you are in for? KNOW YOUR NAVY Before he sweated in V-12, he was a (Continued from page 7) radioman, first class, and a first class swallow tailed pennant or flag. (See first class, who could beat it out with flag and pennant). the best of them. At present, he is cred­ Bust—^To reduce in rate. (Slang). . ited with advanced standing for his pre- navy time at the University of Nebraska, Cabin—^The captain's or admiral's and is classified as a deck candidate. ' quarters. By SEAMAN JOHN J. CAHILL Call aioay—^To summon a boat's crew by a bugle or boatswain's pipe. This week's interview covers another Commerce Forum Meefs Camel—^A wooden float placed between of the Fleet Men who managed to beat a ship and a dock for fending. the axe at the end of last semester, Har­ On Tuesday evening. May 16, the Capstan—^A vertical drum or barrel op- rison S. Campbell. He first saw the dark Commerce Forum held a general discus­ • erated by a steam engine and used for of night in the Avild and wooly west. Lin­ sion meeting in the Rockne Memorial handling heavy anchor chains, heavy coln, Nebr. is west, isn't it? lounge. hawsers, etc. Another of the reserves who came in Utilizing a new method, Bill Fitz­ Carry aivay—^To break or tear loose. before their worth was realized, he went gerald presented his talk in the form of Carry on—^A command meaning to re- to a combat boot camp and Eadio Oper­ a series of perplexing questions con­ sxune work or continue that which was ator's School at the Naval Arnibry in cerning our relationship to Great Brit­ in progress. Indianapolis. From there he was assigned ain in this war. Mr. Fitzgerald fulfilled Cast off—To let go. to the transfer pool at Norfolk, and drew through his paper one of his class re­ Caulk (cork) off—Sleep, especially in assignment to the U. S. S. Mihvaukee quirements and presented one of the the day time, (slang) proceeding there by the transport Chau- most provocative addresses the Forum Chafing gear—^A guard of canvas or, mont. His tour of duty on the "Milly" had heard to date. rope around spars or rigging to pre­ ran only six months, and then he was vent chafing (rubbing). transferred to the flagship of Destroyer In his talk, entitled "Are We Fight­ Squadron 9, the "Stinky" Davis. ing for the British Empire," the speak­ Chains—^The station for the leadsman. er proposed three important questions CJiarley Noble—Galley smokestack. The "Stinky" made many trips back for discussion: Is this our fight? Could Check—^To ease off gradually; to keep and forth between here and there, and we exist wthout the Empire? What Avill a strain on a- line but to slack it to other points just over the horizon, with we get out of this war? avoid parting. one of its most memorable trips being After a lively discussion. Forum Pres­ Chock—A heavy wooden or metal fitting one when she criss-crossed the Equator secured on deck or dock, with Jaws to for a couple of thousand miles. In addi­ ident Joe Murnane presided over the give a fair lead to lines or cables. tion to that, he has made 40 crossings regular business meeting. Christening a ship — Ceremony at of the "Line" on regular trips, which launching. makes him the champ "Shellback" in Clamp doiun—^To wet and swab down,, these parts. From the Davis, he went to "L Sea" Fever as a deck in hot weather. the Patoka, an escort tender. From there (A parody after Masefield; long after) Cleat—^A fitting of wood or metal with he went to a nice soft berth which he 1 must go down to the seas at once. horns used for securing lines." more than deserved; shore duty at Ee- To a most crowded sea and sky, Coaming—^The raised coUar about deck cife, Brazil. And all I ask is an L.C.T. openings which prevents water from Or p'raps an L.C.I., His opinion is that Rio is a swell town, washing within them. and the beach at Copacabana is unsur­ And the wheel's kick and Diesel's purr Colors—^The national ensign; also the passed for beauty by any other in the A goodly speed making, ceremony of raising or lowering the world. His tours of duty aboard the And a gray beach on the port bow colors. various ships took him into the North - And no da\\Ti breaking. Atlantic on occasion. This article is rather hampered in that the most ex­ NIX citing and interesting of his cruises were I must go down to the seas at once, in the campaign against blockade-run­ For the call of a night sea ride "%1"VITAMIN S ners and subs, on which strict censorship Is Jacob's call and King's call HIGH-POTENCY TABLETS still prevails. And may not be denied; VITAMINS A-D-Bx-Bo (G)-C-Bo And all I ask is a wind-less night E-NJacin-Calcium Pantothenate One of the highlights of his naval As Dietary Supplement ONE TABLET A- With the clouds not flying. DAY Will Supply the Full Daily M£ni"in=n career was a tour of duty on a Brazilian And sailor's luck will see us through Adult Requirement of the Vitan>ins of Which battleship, which resulted in a personal the Requirements Are Established. With all hands trying. Each small Nine-Vitamin Tablet Contains— letter of citation from the Brazilian AS MUCH "A" Navy. as 4 Pints Whole Milk AS MUCH '"D" FOR as I lb. of Butter ADULTS He made the almost fatal mistake of I must go do^\^l to the seas at once AS MUCH "C To a sunny strand or ice. as 2 ozs. Orange Juice OR resisting the advances of the shellbacks AS MUCH "B," while still a poUywog, and found him­ Not in Jones' way or Dewey's way, as 35 ozs. Raw Cabbage CHILDREN AS MUCH "B." self relentlessly persecuted. Standing on But for me it will suiTice; • as 40 ozs. Raw Green Beans And all I ask is to swap my yarn AS MUCH "Btt" as 30 Grs. Brewer's Yeast the fantail, and- singing loudly,- if not AS MUCH NIACIN as V- lb. Lean Meat tunefully, till his pipes needed replating, With a fellow amphib rover, AS MUCH CALQUM PANTOTHENATE as 150 Gms. Carrots and being imprisoned in the stocks for And a long time with a lovely girl AS MUCH "E" as in 5 mgm. wheat gerra cil hours at a time were only part of his When this damned war's over! punishment. But, why should we let you —Midshipman George F. Biggins, USNR 90 TABLETS ^,$3JiQ

15 "MANEUVERS" "Sfars and Stripes" Show ••A/S Gabe Mavigliano, A/S Jack R. (Continued from .page 5) Hansen, *S2/C Joan Brown, A/S Foster the conunittee is taking' no ijrecautions BY ARTHUR L. WAGNER E. Freeman, *Pvt. Louis Wallace (Ma­ to insure the procrastinators adequate rine) . housing facilities. The committee will The "Stars and Stripes" radio show, A/S Eudolph Lopez, SK3/C Mary feel fully compensated for its efforts if sponsored by the Studebaker Corpora­ King, *AyS Kome Hartman, Ray Leon- the trainees' guests do not abuse the tion, plays host to service men and berger (Marine), AjS David Van Har- prixnleges of using the private homes. women every Saturday evening at the lingen, *A/S Salvadore Perez, Pvt. Jerry ~ Larry Smith Ser\ice Center of South Bend. Under Greenberg (Marine). the new program, in operation since Final Lap is Tea Dance April 8, prizes ranging from $7.50 to =^Pvt. Roland Larson, "A/S Donald Closing the gala "Weekend Maneu­ .512.50 in war stamps are given to each Benson, *P\i;. John A. Strandberg vers" will be the 14 mile Hike Dance at participant. (Marine), *A/S Fred Earley, *A/S Earl the Indiana Club. This is the only one Dahlstrom. of the events scheduled for that week­ *A/S Russell Muszynski, *Midship- end which is not a stupendous, glamor­ man Don AVood, A/S Edward Hannah, ous aifaii-. . . . >3'o, just a good informal *A/S Kenneth Sumner, ^Storekeeper get-together before the Heart Beat 2/C Carl Phillips, A/S Arthur Buelow, boards the ti-ain back home. Pvt. John Strubbe. Not everyone who attends the ball will attend the tea dance. As a matter of fact there wouldn't be room for tliis »r^Si£/ Sea School. Sgt. King will long be re­ nothing but misery here cf late and ail WE HEAR membered as one of the best D.I.'s on brought on by a left hand. First it was the campus and his "awn-up-i'eap" will his left-handed opponent in the Bengal —that a certain chief isn't too well be sorely missed. Bouts who entertained "Charley" for pleased with the swimming facilities —that Chuck Arnesson now a PFC. three gi-uelling rounds. Then it was Sgt. offered here at N.D. In fact it has been was a visitor in Cavanaugh last Mon­ Santo's left hand which set his nose thrown around a bit that he is now en­ day. Chuck has just finished boot camp going three different ways at the same joying his Saturday night dips at a spot and was on his way home for a short time while playing handball. closer to the downtown section of South furlough before reporting to Quantico BERNIE METER is having a little Bend. for OCS. Eeporting with him are other trouble with these surprise 7:30 mus­ —that there is a one-way trip to the former N.D. boys. Here's wishing Chuck ters. Last. Sunday Bernie had the mis­ West now open to all those who are in­ and all the rest smooth sailing at Quan­ fortune of being caught literally with terested and all those who weren't inter­ tico. his i^ants down. And in the hurry and ested in those things they call text • books. The exact date of departure is hub-bub to make the formation, he BOUQUET AND BOO-QUET unknown, but if you are interested or grabbed the first hunk of green he could think you are interested, don't worry OF THE WEEK get- his hands on with the result he ap­ over it—the Captain will kt you know! The bouquet of the week to those Ma­ peared in ranks with drawers that —that our good Uncle Sam doesn't con­ rines \vho give up practically all iheir would be small "on The Greek. sider us a part of the armed forces or free time and many of their liberties to COINCIDENCE? Well, that "A. B." else he doesn't think Notre Dame is go out for athletics. To you, who up­ Sklare's explanation for carrying his much of a battlefield (little does he hold the fighting spirit of the corps in LD. card around' with him 17 hours know!). Anyway according to a recent athletics, the best in the house! after libei-ty expired. If it hadn't been station memorandum our "Tour" put The Boo-quet of the week to those for Mr. Banashek's investigation at in here under the Golden Dome doesn't "yardbirds" who didn't buy their V-12 Monday's noon chow formation Sklare count when it comes around to the dish­ Ball tickets when they should have and might still be innocently carr3ring his ing out of the mustering out pay. are now crying out their eyes about the LD; with him. Or is our friend Sklear Whether this means we aren't a part unfairness and exclusiveness of the Ball. so innocent?

Have a Coca-Cola = Eto Zdorovo (HOW GRAND!)

o ,.,or how to make foreign flyers your friends U u To visiting Russian and British Allies, the good old American invi­ 0 tation Have a "Coke" says We're with you. And in your home, there's no finer welcome to friends than Coca-Cola from your own refrig­ erator. Coca-Cola stands for the pause that refreshes,—has become a symbol of democratic friendliness to people around the globe. Ic's natural for popular namea BOniED UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE COCA-COU COMPANY BY to acquiie friendly abbrevia­ tions. That's why you hear COCA-COLA BOHLING COMPANY OF SOUTH BEND Coca-Cbla called "Coke".

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BLUE RIBBON TOWN underground" without ever leaving the Up at Marquette University where campus. Believed to be the only on- beer is still beer even though the co-eds campus mine in the country, the campus have assumed power, there is an aspir­ mine is complete in every detail—except ing group of Thespians kno\\Ti to every for ore. Tunnels were built under the' Hilltopper as the Marquette Players. supervision of a veteran miner so that Utah students would have more than a Possessing, perhaps, a two-fold pur­ mere "book knowledge" of mining. They pose w^hich consists in discovering and learn by practice how to map out ore moulding the green student into a future deposits, excavate, timber and ventilate Barrymore besides providing a variety a mine. of entertainment for the student body, this group has been particularly instru­ SLUMMING mental in sustaining the morale of those "Here comes the parade. Where's students now in service. This latter func­ specializing in the ex­ Aunty?" tion is performed by keeping files on the amination of the eyes. whereabouts of each service man and if "She's upstairs, Ava\nng her hair." by chance a furlough can be had, the "Goodness, can't we afford a flag?" group plans some sort of party in the way of a reception. Dr. E. J. Cain IT NEVER FAILS • OPTOMETRIST Angry Father: "AVhat do you mean by THE CASE HISTORY OF bringing my daughter home at 5 o'clock ONE MAN'S ROMANCE in the morning?" Dear Mr. Smith, Mild Suitor: "Well, I have to be at Dear Eay, work by seven."—Tatler Prompt Lens or Frame Repair Ray dear. service in our own laboratory. Dearest Ray, • You Wonderful Man, AND HNALLY 212 S. Michigan St. Mj- o\\Ti, OA\-n sweetheart, Freshman (finishing a letter) : "I'd You wonderful man, send you that five I owe you but I've Phone 4-8251 Dearest Ray, already sealed the letter." Ray dear. Dear Ray !^ Dear Mr. Smith. • HOW ABOUT IT Dr. Hugh Robinson who did medical work in China for 16 years, was cap­ To CHICAGO^and BEYOND tured by the Japanese after the bombing of Manila in December 1941 and recently The South Shore Line sells tickets over any returned to the United States on an ex­ line beyond Cliicago. Ask us about fares, change ship. He described the university routing, stopovers, travel time to any section Avhere thej'^ were imprisoned as a city of the United States. Call C. W. Veach, with hospitalization, educational, sanita­ Ticket Office, 301 N. Michigan St., Phone tion, recreational, business, and restaur­ ant facilities under the direction of more 3-3111. ' ^. than 5,000 prisoners from Allied nations. —Boston University Neivs CHICAGO SOUTH SHORE & SO. BEND R.R. •

WHAT WOMEN WON'T DO Mother: "So you kissed a sailor last night. Didn't I. tell you to count ten when you were tempted?" Daughter: "I did, ma, but there were 11 sailors there."—Log . SOUTHJORE • (AGP) Out in Salt Lake City mining engineer students at the Universitj- of Utah "go" 18 OBSERVATIONS Lay Trustees Meef Today SLUMMING WITH SORIN {Continued from page 9)- Dropping in at .George's, the other our men were bilged at the end of the The annual spring meeting of the evening, we seated ourselves inconspicu­ first month, and 14 of us placed on strict Board of Lay Trustees of the University ously and just listened to the chitchat probation. I am proud that not one man of Notre Dame took place on the Uni­ that buzzed in and out of the various from Notre Dame was on the bilgee list, versity campus today. booths. Occasionally we salvaged a few and only two on the probationary list Members of the Board include: Byron smart expressions and pass them on to at the end of the first month. The work V. Kanaley of Chicago, president; Peter you for their value There was the is hard and extremely thorough, but we C. Eeilly, Indianapolis, Ind., vice presi­ loud-laughing lad who told of his new like it. Let the men back there know that dent; C. Roy McCanna, Burlington, acquaintance, a manicurist who was they have plenty ahead of them if they Wis., treasurer; Terence B. Cosgrove, very wealthy. . . . "Yeah, it^s a fact," are supply corps candidates. We have all Los Angeles, Calif.; Walter J. Duncan, he went on, "she makes money hand been told that we are to be assigned to La Salle, 111.; Joseph LaFortune, Tulsa, over fist! Get it?" . . . Another glunk ships in very active duty areas or to Okla.; E. M. Morris, South Bend, Ind.; insisted his girl friend had made so foreign shore installations. None of us John P. Murphy, Cleveland, Ohio; John many sweaters that she had no more is to be kept in this country as far as J. Neeson, Philadelphia, Pa.; Grattan wool to hnit-tvit. . . . StiU another told I can tell, and I'm happy about that. Too T. Stanford, New York City; John C. of his former occupation w^hich he con­ many of us feared we would be assigned TuUy, La Grange, 111.; Frank C. Walk­ sidered a very light one—stufiBng bass to shore duty in the states, but not so er, Postmaster General, New York City; drums. . . . Then another joker came at all." William C. Corbett,. Chicago, HI.; Ed­ up with the startling announcement ward J. Doyle, Chicago, 111.; Charles that: "For sxmuner uniforms, the Waves [•Jiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiifal Fisher, Detroit, Mich.; Hon. Joseph P. will wear a suit of white lint guaran­ Kennedy, New York City; Dr. Constan- teed to pick up blue serge." .. . The con­ I HOLD THAT HAIRLINE!! tine E. McGuire, Washington, D. C; versation went on like this for hours, BUSINESS AND SOCIAL : John Moody, New York City; John J. SUCCESS DEPEND ON E and someone kept ordering club sand­ YOUTHFUU. VIGOROUS E O'Brien, South Bend, Ind.; William C. wiches. There wasn't much to eat for APPEARANCE. LET OUR E TRAINED GRADUATES E Potter, New York City; I. A. O'Shaugh- the very good reason that there were EXAMINE YOUR HAIR | nessy, St. Paul, Minn.; and Bernard J. AND SCALP. .. TREAT E about twenty members in the club. . . . THE REAL CAUSE OF E VoU, South Bend, Ind. Well, we called for some bicarbonate of RECEDING HAIRLINE. : FREE EXAMINATION. = soda and retired, fuHy convinced that TREATMENTS SI. CO. = WORLD WAR n MEMORIAL the Sorin set is truly a crisp crowd. . . . Phone 4-1481 | (Continued from page 3) It's good to see the local Elnights getting^ active again. From aU indications, that" name. The stations of the cross and the I HARPER METHOD MEN'S SHOP | is the group to watch. (•\lliiilliiiillliiiiilliinlliiiiiiiiiiiii liiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiilillliiiiliii[£] , frescoes in the church are the woi-k of Luigi Gregori, Italian artist whom Fa­ ther Sorin brought from Rome, and who Glasses Correctly Fitted DR. ROBERT F. LUCAS remained at the University for almost GENERAL DENTISTRY 20 years. The artist is best known, per­ X-Bays and Consnltatioii haps, for his series of Columbian paint­ Diseases and Sxagery of Houth and Jaws Est. 1900 ings in the Administration BuUding. Tel. 4-5661 702 J. M. S. BIdg.. Sotrth Bemd. Ind. Mr. Kormendi's first project, executed at the age of 18, was a war memorial J. BURKE for a park in Budapest. He arrived in DRS. PROBST AND SINGLER W. G. BOGARDUS this country almost five years ago. He DENnsrs E. C. BEERY and Mrs. Kormendi were on a boat Optometrists and Mfg. Opticians headed for the United States when war 503 Shetland Bnilding 228 S. MICfflGAN ST. broke out in Europe. They could not Evenings by Appointment return and so remained here, taking Phone 3-1254 Sooth Bend. Indiana steps to become citizens. [S]i niniiiiunniiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiil»1 SOUTH BEND I BUY WITH CONFIDENCE | GREEN BANNER X-RAY LABORATORY (Continued from page 14) I at \ of putting off the matter for the 825 Sherland Boilding: I South Bend's Leading Jeweler \ present'. . I.. E. Ksher. M.D. M. J. Thornton. MJ). We didn't make the ROTC affair. We just couldn't get in; they wouldn't honor Telephone 3-4269 our mailman's uniform. We thought it very clever to go disguised as a Confed­ ROSE DENTAL GROUP LEONARD A. ROSE. D.D.S- erate soldier (that being the only uni­ CYRIL F. KOSEw DJ3.S. form in hock do\ATito\\Ti). Well, the fel­ PETER J. ROSE. D.D.S. low at the gate didn't think our idea 623-629 Sherland Bids. South Bend. Ind. was - so hot. 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