Aft ^ 3 1 Biology Department's experimental prairie razed in fire

by David Friesenhahn to extinguish the blaze, as they Shanholt/ said that the fall. They use the prairie tor botany Harcombe said it should be Three-fourths of the Rice were hampered by a light breeze witnesses have refused to identify experiments during the spring. available lor use in experiments bs Biology Department's experi- and were concerned that foliage the two boys because they do not Har combe said that the next fall. mental prairie was destroyed in a surrounding the prairie might also want to see them punished for the destruction of the prairie "will fire early Sunday afternoon. catch fire. incident. make conducting botany Chairman ol the Biology Rice University Police officer experiments more difficult." Department Ronald Sass said that Professor of Biology Paul M. S. Shanholt/ said he saw the According to Shanholtz, two However, he noted that the loss, until the prairie grows back.the Harcombe said the Biology fire at about 2:00 p.m. while he was witnesses told him they saw two of the prairie would not present department may have to simpl\ Department uses the prairie as a patrolling the stadium parking lot. boys who live in the neighborhood any immediate problems, since the conduct different types of laboratory for experiments to He then reported it to a dispatcher next to Rice climb the fence department currently has no experiments. He said that as I ires supplement classroom instruction. at Rice Campus Police, who called bordering the prairie. Once inside, e x p e r i m e n t s u n d e r w ay. are a natural part of the prairie's they started a small fire which soon I h e depart m e n t c o n d nets the Houston Fire Department. Although it is hard to estimate ecological cycle, the fire will enable went out of control. They then observational studies ol animal how long it will take lor the prairie biologists to observe the prairie as rode awav on bicycles. behavior on the prairie during the It took firemen twenty minutes to return to its previous state. it begins its cycle anew.

INSIDE: • No editorials today, cartoons rule. See page 2 • Zander, Allen, Divine, Petra make for schizo Fine Arts section See pages 3 to 6 • And they lived happily ever Volume 72, Number 34 1HRESHETuesday, March R26 198f Alcohol committee examines present drinking rules by Kimberlee Barrett was to form an advisory committee Due to anticipated legislation composed of both students and which would raise the drinking age professors to study the effects a in Texas to 21. Vice President for higher drinking age will have on Academic Affairs Ronald student life. Stebbings is organizing an ad hoc Professor of Biology Ronald committee which will reconsider Sass will act as chairman of the Rice University's policy on new committee. Other members undergraduate drinking and will include Martin; a s s o c i a t e make policy recommendations to anthropology professor Roderick the administration. Mcintosh; I.ovett co-master (Jerry Proposed Texas legislation .Jump: Dr. Eva Lee, resident would raise the drinking age to 20 associate of Jones college and a effective September 1. 1985. and professor of health and physical then raise it to 21 the following education: and sociology professor September. Stephen Klineberg. who has twice "As it became more obvious that served as an interim master. the drinking laws were likely to Student members of the change to 21 we. Dr. Stebbings and committee are SA President Barry myself, felt that the alcohol policy Nicholson. RPC President Susan on campus would have to be long, Jones College President reviewed," said Director of Harrison I.adimer, a (ISA Student Activities Dr. Patricia representative not yet named, and Martin. an at-large student under 21 to be Martin also said that she and selected by the SA. Stebbings felt the best way to Specifically, the committee will prepare for the proposed change be considering such functions as PBK elects members The Beta of Texas Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa has elected several Rice University students to their spring contingent of members. Phi Beta Kappa is a society which seeks to honor outstanding academic Barry Nicholson ---P. Trjzinsi

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The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1985, page 2 THRESHER FINE /4RTS Excellent characterization marks Brown's Uncommon Women Uncommon Women and Others all the uncommon women, the one intelligent young woman who can't March 19-23 congratulated most is not the be as spectacular as Kate. Brown College Theater successful lawyer but the pregnant As Holly Kaplan, the rich w if e. Jewish girl whose father invented When friends meet alter a long Directors Allison Leach and velveteen. Beth Reingold was period of time, it's interesting to. Shannon Halwes have done a fine particularly good in a phone see how they and their friendships job directing this ensemble monologue which showed her have changed. This is one of the production. I he actresses work character's vulnerability. In the focuses of Uncommon Women well together and almost all the restaurant scene, she managed to and Others bv Wendy Wasserstein. characters are stongly defined and show somewhat more sophisti- The play begins as five young very well acted. cation. Amy F-redrickson did women who attended Mount nicely as Samantha Stewart during Holyoke together meet for lunch As Rita Altabel, Debbie the college years, yet she appeared six years after their graduations. Catsikeas was the standout in the rather wooden in the restaurant Muffet, Rita, Samantha, Holly show. Rita is the most scene. Ann Marley's portrayal of and Kate talk about their lives at unconventional, most "liberated." Muffet Di Nicola was refined and present and compare them to their and arguably the strangest of the waspy. yet also very sweet and college experiences and group, and Catsikeas plays this sometimes lonely. expectations in the early seventies. role with a great deal of energy, even when she's chattering on Laura Dresser was a strange bin The body of the play takes place about skyscrapers and shopping very interesting Carter Samson, in 1972. All the women are seniors (l-r) Carter, Susie Friend, Muffet, Holly and Rita -E. Salituro malls as phallic symbols. She also and Gwen Richard was a and most of them are wondering inexhaustible senior who is a manages a .fine portrayal of Rita nauseatingl y b o u n c y and what to do with their lives. men. penis envy, marriage, what psychology major, dates Harvard six years later when Rita's not so wholesome as the wondergirl Susie Samantha plans to marry a young Utopia would be like and other men, and participates in almost sure of herself. Friend. Adele Morris's portrayal actor. Kate hopes to go to Harvard topics. every type of committee and of the housemother Mrs. Plumm Law School. Leilah, who doesn't After a scene in which Mrs. Andrea Martin's Kate Quinn activity possible. The group has was slightly quirky, but. on the appear in the restaurant scene, Plumm. the housemother, makes was also very well done. She also adopted Carter, a freshman whole, rather good. plans to study in Iraq. Meanwhile, several comments at the end of showed a great deal of poise as the who may be a genius or merely a Overall, this was an interesting Muffet keeps hoping that senior year, the play returns to the pre-law Phi Beta Kappa who catatonic. and well acted production. 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They also discuss However, it is ironic to see that of Williams, a tailored and very — Karin Murph\ Wiess' Guys and Dolls yet another first-rate campus musical Guys and Doils did her musical numbers at "The in the loft. there was little chance Directed by Denise Starkey Hot Box." The role simply could for communication between the Wiess Tahletop not have been performed any actors and the musicians Through March 30 better. Nevertheless, the orchestra Kitty Karri's Sarah Brown was performed quite well. Unfortu- This year's campus theatre has every bit as effective. Miss Karn nately. the location, duration, and produced some suprisingly good sang her part beautifully, including v illume of the pre-show warmup musicals: Brown's Aint Misbeha- the songs "I'll know" and "I've rendered pre-show conversation vin\ Hans/en's Side by Side, and Never Been in Love Before." 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The Rice Thresher. March 26. 1985. page 3 1HRESHER FINE/1RTS Benjamin Zander to conduct Shepherd Symphony Orchestra

Shepherd Symphony Orchestra Overture, and the Violin Concerto. Zander and the Philharmonic Conducted by Benjamin Zander Having studied these and other played it exactly as written. The Wednesday. March 27 works of Beethoven very carefully, change in the piece of music is Preview Mr. Zander came to the conclusion dramatic. that the metronome markings As Janet Tassel, in Boston The Shepherd School of Music inscribed by Beethoven on the Magazine, wrote, "What usually will present a special concert pieces, previously believed to be comes off as a triumphal march featuring the Shepherd School the result of an inaccurate interpreted as celebrating the Symphony Orchestra, guest metronome, might have been right glories of communism is actually conducted by Benjamin Zander, after all. — when played as Shostokovich on Wednesday. March 27, at the The results of the adjusted intended — a dirge." As she first United Methodist Church tempos have been hailed by critics describes it, a wall of sound is downtown. Included in the who have heard the performances created by long, drawn-out notes program will he Schubert's of the Boston Philharmonic under of the strings and winds which Unfinished Symphony and the Mr. Zander's direction. Daniel L. prevent the brass from breaking kyrie and Cilori of Bach's B minor Farber of the Jewish Advocate through. It is a wall, an iron Mass. wrote that the performance of the curtain, which is created, behind Mr. Zander has been a member Fifth "by Zander and the which the brass, and Mr. ot the New England Conservatory Philharmonic was the most Shostokovich, are trapped and tor the past seventeen years. He is a compelling and convincing I have confined. renowned artistic director, cellist, heard and ranks high on my list of Thus, the result of playing the conductor and teacher. He has 'great' performances of any music as intended is a dirge for the been the conductor ot" the Youth Beethoven Symphony" (his failure of Soviet communism, Chamber Orchestra ot the italics). rather than the triumphal Preparatory School for more than Ellen Pfeifer of the Boston celebration of communism a decade and has led the orchestra Herald says, "The results in successful. on highly successful tours to performance [of the Ninth] are Mr. Zander is noted for the Russia, Rumania. Poland and startling, unsettling and most often freshness and vitality he brings to Austria. enormously persuasive." She adds. any piece of music, regardless of Beniar Zander, of the Boston Philharmonic, will conduct the SSO 1 he founder and conductor of "The interpretations, although whether he conducts in the the B o s t o n Phil h a r m o n i c Spanish cello virtuoso Caspar at Harvard and at Marines College revolutionary, made wonderful "traditional" manner or strikes out Orchestra, Mr. Zander regularly Cassado in Florence. Italy, and at in New \ ork on a Harkness and exciting musical sense." in a new, passionate direction. The conducts the New England the State C o n s e r v a t o r v i n International Fellowship. Shostokovich, too, has results are always marvelous, Conservatory Symphony as well as Cologne. Germany. He graduated Mr. Zander has gained a metronome markings that have stirring, exciting. Wednesday's other groups throughout New with high honors in English reputation of bringing new vitality usually been ignored. In his concert, at X p.m., is free and open I ngland. literature from I. o n d o n and freshness to familiar pieces Symphony No. 5, the original to the public, and should not be At age 15 he became a student, University and subsequently did like Beethoven's Fifth and Ninth marking calls for a very slow- missed. and later assistant, of the great postgraduate work in musicology Symphonies, the Coriolan tempo, 184 to the eighth note. Mr. — Trevor Schelhourg Bartel, Divine, and Tab combine to create funny western spoof

Fust in the Dust a run-down, out-of-the-way, near gang has its way with her until after the gold. of behavior is likely to be. All the Directed by Paul Bartel ghost town west of the Pecos. eventually, she tires them out. After some really weird events time, she is illustrating her little She meets up with a Clint- After arriving in Chile Verde, during the evening, both parts of ditty with appropriate gestures and What do you get when you cross Eastwood-type cowboy who never the two are met by Margarita the map turn up, or rather are actions on the nearest available Paul "Eating Raoul" Bartel. Tab speaks, who squints continuously, (Gina Gallego), the local bar- found, on the derrieres of Miss visual aid. Tab. "Clint's Not The Only Guy Who and whose lips are pressed together owner-rwm-matriarch-ru/?/- Rosa and Miss Margarita. The The barroom brawl is equally Can Play Macho Cowboys" in a mean sort of snarl. On the way Madam, who takes a strong fancy film then shows everyone rushing hysterical, especially the way the Hunter and Divine? You get Lust to Chile Verde, Rosa recounts her to the macho stranger (the off to where the gold is buried and bystanders react to having the in the Dust, a spoof on Westerns fate at the hands of the evil cowboy, not Divine), much to the a really well planned and totally three-hundred-pound Rosa tossed that's so bad. it's thoroughly Hardcase Williams gang. dismay of Rosa. unpredictable ending takes place. over the shoulder of Margarita. enjoyable. Hardcase Williams (Geoffrey It turns out that there is gold Needless to say, there is every And the way that Rosa breaks the Divine, the three-hundred- Williams) is the son of a Boston buried somewhere in Chile Verde, type of acting in this film except neck of the piano player Red Dick pound star of John Waters' Pink preacher whose gang is the most but the map is hidden. Everyone good. Divine favors a fantastically- is both hilarious and downright flamingos and Female Trouble. racially balanced group of outlaws there, from Margarita to the priest dramatic and overly emotional disgusting. plas s a lady. R osa. out to make her that ever terrorized the West. After (Cesar Romero) to Rosa to the approach. Tab likes to deadpan If you don't like Divine and her fortune as a sinner in Chile Verde, capturing the bountiful Rosa, the world's oldest lady of the evening is and pretend he's Clint, and Gina unique artistic interpretations, prefers to play a steamy, sexy, then avoid this film at all costs. The I'NIVKRSITYOF insastiable I'll-try-anything-at- viewer is treated to a veritable least-once J'emme fatale. plethora of wonderful camera The humor is of the subtle, angles on Divine and are privileged weird, bi/arre variety. If you liked with a myriad of scenes where she Eating Raoul or Polyester, then shows how (and why) she got to t. you have the necessary sense of where she is today. humor to appreciate this film. The ending, though, is <$* PLAN TO BE Especially funny is the song Rosa absolutely fantastic, probably sings about how she's going to love rating as one of the best endings her man and what she intends to do that I have ever seen. It's so good *qray on black IN MIAMI to various parts of his anatomy that it comes in two parts, the first 0 Y'ltj; sloep- (50 n cotton. 'V) with various parts of her anatomy of which I won't reveal. The second shirt says it • MASTER'S DEGREE poly). And whether and what the net effect of this sort shows Divine sitting on the hard all. riqht up you tie the knot or IN FRBAN PLANNING ground, under the blazing sun. fr< nt' l! s let it all hang out. tlue .on white labs, marathons, • DUAL MASTERS DEGREES A EUROPEAN of the most deeply, profoundly (100 preshrunk picnics. It even moving lines ever delivered in Planning with Business or cotton) or silver goes to sheep. VACATION AT cinematic history. Public Administration, or International Studies. NO EXTRA COST!! If you have a really strange sense of humor, love "bad" films, or just ( 64 to S t credits ) YES! I LOVE EWE'R BMW Auto Center think that Divine is the simply the SLEEPSHIRT! PLEASE RUSH • GRADUATE ASSISTANTSHIPS 7300 SW Freeway biggest star ever to hit the silver sleepshirts' $11 each, postage and handling included I Apply by April IS. 1985. Houston, Texas screen, then this movie is for you. want blue/white gray/black. Enclosed is my (713) 981-7300 Director — Ian Neath r heck/money order for $ Urban & Regional Planning Signature Program COLLEGIATE CLEANERS Long Winter Farm Designs Name 172 Pacific Street School of Architecture Students 10% Discount on Address Brooklyn. NY 11201 P<>. Box 2 t91^8N Drycleaning and Alterations C11 v Tel (718) 237-0588 (ioral (?ables. EL 33 I - t 2430 Rice Blvd. 523-5887 State Zip lelcphonc: ( 3<)S ) 2

Ihe Rice Thresher, March 26, 1985, page 4 1HRESHER FINE /4RTS HGO's produces a stunning masterpiece with Eugene Onegin

Eugene Onegin can back down. The duel is fought without exception, were not onh Directed hv Giun Carlo Menotti and Lenski is killed. singing hut were acting. I his Houston Grand Opera Act III opens three years later at attention to the acting aspect Through March 29 another ball, this time in St. brought more life to the work and Petersburg in the home of Prince contributed immensely to the Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's Ciremin, Onegin's cousin. Onegin success. lyrical Eugen Onegin provides yet has roamed the earth but has tailed But three things in particular another chance to show the to find meaning in his life. I he stand out as being truly Houston (irand Opera's diversity prinCe tells Onegin of his love for exceptional in this production: the in producing a world-class his wife of two years, Tatiana. scenery, the orchestra, and Miss performance. After the modern Upon introduction to Onegin. freni. Akhnaten, the grand Flying Tatiana remains composed and As the curtain went up for the Dutchman, the daringly new politely excuses herself. first time, revealing the country Madame Butterfly, and the In the Gremin's townhouse, estate of the first act. the audience enchanting M ag i c Fl ute. Onegin confronts Tatiana, was noticeably impressed, Tchaikovsky's lyrical masterpiece proclaiming that she is his interrupting the overture with challenges the HGO in yet another salvation from a meaningless life. applause. Indeed, the sets created dimension. Tatiana, now that she has a rich the feeling of looking at a perfect oil painting by one of the Old Probably the only opera, apart and noble husband, asks him if he Masters. Pier Luigi Samaritani. from Henry Purcell's Dido and wants her to sacrifice her position who did both sets and costumes, Aeneas, to be premiered with a cast •and live in shame. As Onegin's has created literally seven and orchestra composed solely of pleas become more ardent, masterpieces. students, Eugene Onegin poses Tatiana, weeping, admits she still many problems for the company loves him, but leaves him alone to The orchestra, under the attempting to stage it. There are no his despair. direction ol Maestro Sergiu battles or storms or any of the As Tatiana, soprano Mirella Comissiona. making his HGO usual "grand" opera trappings. Freni is simply incredible. In the debut, could not have played Ortrun Wenkel, and Mirella Freni Instead, this deeply introspective famous letter scene of Act I, she Wolfgang Brendel, Peter Dvorsky, better. The members ot the Houston Symphony Orchestra opera relies on the talents of the evoked such passion and emotion Tatiana's nurse. Her characteriz- Paul Fink, as both the Captain and captured perfectly the lyrical few principals. with both her voice and her acting ation was superb, becoming Zaretski, Lcnski's second for the quality and the emotion of the 71nr"plot. based on Alexandr that the audience interrupted the everything one would imagine an duel, were both excellent, bringing music, thus enhancing immeasur- Pushkin's novel of the same name, scene with enthusiastic applause. old peasant nurse to be. Her acting much to the opera as a whole ably the performance of the is relatively simple. At the country She captures the spirit of the was authentic, displaying the through their lively and spirited principals. estate of their mother, Mme. youthful Tatiana, shy and problems that the years have performances, especially Mr. Larina, Tatiana and Olga sing a wrapped in the fantasy of her love, bestowed on her. Her voice, too. Thomsen as the aged French tutor. But it was Miss F reni w ho stood out the most. Words cannot love song recalling former days. exquisitely. evoked this feeling, especially Contralto Eileen Koyl.as Mme. describe the exceptional The poet Lenski arrives with his Later, during the confrontation when talking about her youth. Larina, captured the noble, performance she gave. friend Onegin. Lenski is Olga's scene with Onegin, she once again Also making his HGO debut, aristocratic mother wonderfully, suitor and, as the two wander off, excells in her characterization. Her baritone Wolfgang Brendel. displaying the love and concern of Once again, the HGO has Onegin and Tatiana are left alone. voice has changed, no longer filled though perhaps not quite as the mother for her daughters very proved that it can successful} In her bedroom, Tatiana, visibly with a mixture of youthful hope capable in his acting as the other well. create a world-class production, be it modern, grand, magical, or lyric. moved bv the worldly Onegin, and fear, but still no less principals, ably portrayed the The dance scenes were, however, If the quality of the HGO's next pours out a "confession" to him emotional. The change in worldly Onegin. When Onegin is a little uneven. The opening scene, production ( IM Traviata) is the with fear and shame and closes by character, as achieved with both lecturing Tatiana at the close of with the peasants performing for same as it was for Eugene Onegin. begging for his mercy and her voice and her acting, is truly- Act I, Mr. Brendel captured Mme. Larina, was a little rough then you should make sure you understanding. When day breaks, superb. Onegin's control over his emotion. and uneven. This improved, have already purchased your she sends the letter. As Lenski, in his HGO debut, And, in contrast, at the close of Act however, with each succeeding tickets. After a group of Mme. Larina's tenor Peter Dvorsky was similarly III, he shows the full emotional scene so that by the final Ball, the women, singing of love and folly, phenomenal. His characterization scope of his luxuriously rich voice. dancing, choreographed by — Ian Xeath leave the garden. Tatiana enters, of the poet captured the raw Rounding out the cast, bass Robinne Comissiona. was much Errata: followed a short time later by emotion smoldering within and Kevin Langan. recently in the improved and came closer to In Friday's paper, the names <>/ Onegin. He admits he was touched displayed, through his voice HGO's production of The Magic equalling the excellence of the rest the principal characters in (t /e.vi by the letter but adds that he would especially .the suffering he is Flute, delivered the aria of Prince of the production. Tahletop Theater's production of tire quickly of marriage and that undergoing. Gremin smoothly nad performed A consistently excellent aspect Guys and Dolls were inadvertantly the best that he can offer is His aria before the duel was a the low notes with exceptional of the production was the direction reversed. H uh this exception, tin- brotherly love. Crushed and lesson in the beauty of the tenor's control and ability. by Gian Carlo Menotti (also in his rest of the information is corra l. embarrassed. Tatiana rushes off. legato, delicate, passionate, and Contralto Ortrun Wenkel, in her HGO debut). All the performers. — ian.t'ae Act II opens three weeks later at strong. The notes were clear, yet HGO debut, captured the a ball in Mme. l.arina's house. they flowed with incredible happiness and youthfulness of Skip the Books Tonight! Onegin is bored and plots smoothness through both high and Olga exquisitely, providing a excitement by dancing and flirting low, all laden with pure emotion. wonderful contrast ot the with Olga to make Lenski jealous. Contralto Geraldine Decker, character of Tatiana. Richmond Momentarily attracted. Olga also in her HGO debut, was Tenor Mark Thorn sen. as reacts to his advancements. After wonderful in the role of Filpvevna. 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The Purple Rose of Cairo supposes this all could happen; the scene, Tom notices Cecilia in the against ideal and the importance of the two is truly remarkable. Woody Allen result is a tremendously funny and audience again and decides that dreams in everyone's humdrum The supporting cast, especially entertaining movie. two-dimensional screen life is dull; lives with a sincere homage to the group stuck on screen at the Everyone at one time or another he wants the real one. So he comes 1930's B-movies. The script is witty Jewel (Zoe Caldwell, Milo O'Shea. Mia Farrow plays Cecilia, the sits in a theater and, while off the screen, sweeps Cecilia off and sublime with all the characters Uan Johnson, and Edward heroine, a pretty girl living a dull watching the f ilm unfolding on the her feet, and they escape out the coming across as typically Woody Hermann among them), makes life in a dismal New Jersey town screen, begins to fantasize about side door. Allen, offbeat but still human. Allen's arch wit wonderfully during the Depression. Her that gorgeous character being The performances easily reach evident. husband is a bum, her job is a bore, The result is utter chaos for all in projected right in front of him or the calibre of Allen's script and Gordon Willis' beautiful and her only diversion is the local the movie and utter hilarity for all her, whether it is Harrison Ford as direction. Miss Farrow makes cinematography makes the film an movie house, the Jewel. One week in the audience. Baxter's escape is John Book or Jessica Lange as Cecilia not a miserable waif, but artistic whole through clever life becomes particularly blamed on the actor who created anyone. One sits there engulfed in simply an ordinary person hoping lighting and beautiful composition unbearable. Cecilia escapes to the him. Gil Shepard, who comes to that cinematic delusion until the for extraordinary things. Mr. within each frame. As inventive as Jewel and watches the new feature, Cecilia's town to solve the problem movie ends and reality rudely Daniels turns in two amazing the plot, the look and feel of the each performance, every day. before his career is shot. Cecilia intervenes. meets him and falls for him. too, performances. Baxter is a naive picture creates a unique But what if it didn't? What if that The new attraction is a glossy creating a big choice for her: what creation who wonders why there atmosphere. More than a bit character became a reality, came little B-picture, ITie Purple Rose of should she choose, flesh and isn't a fadeout when he and Cecilia romantic to be sure. The Purple down off the screen and wanted to Cairo, concerning the adventurer blood, or celluloid? start kissing; Shepard is an Rose of Cairo is nonetheless the escape into the real world with Tom Baxter (Jeff Daniels) and his Through Allen's fantastic- ambitious young man who will do mature work of a screen comedy you? Woody Allen's splendid new experiences with a New York directing and writing, the film anything to save his career. Mr master. Woody Allen. film. The Purple Rose of Cairo, socialite crowd. But during a party nicely balances the themes of real Daniels' differentiation between — Frances Egler Christian rock group Petra gives powerful rock 'n' roll concert

Petra The enemy is on every side language, then the musicians of the superproducer of the Christian After seeing them in concert, it is March 23 But still no match for the Crucified Petra speak very fluently. music world, teamed with the easy to see why. Victory unto victory Petra was formed in 1972 by group to produce the album Never Petra's music is as solid as the We are soldiers in His arm v. guitarist Mr. Hartman. While Say Die. With the proper meaning of their name (petra God must love rock and roll putting the group together. And that is exactly what the promotion and the addition of means "rock" in Greek), and their because His children sure play it Hartman was looking for members of Petra see themselves Greg X. Vol/ as lead vocalist, the motto is "Power through Praise." well! This weekend, the Christian "Christians who were musicians, as, soldiers in God's army. group's popularity skyrocketed. Their lyrics and message are rock group Petra sold out two rather than musicians who According to Bob Hartman, the shows at Hofhein/ Pavillion. All happened to be Christians." Of the lead guitarist of the group, "The the elements of an "ordinary" rock original band, he is the only bottom line is this: how many kids concert were there: the gigantic remaining member. It was no can we reach and how many lives speakers, the flashing lights, the easy going in the beginning; the screaming fams, and the blaring can we change with what we do. message was age-old but the rock and roll. But wait! What is We are missionaries, and group's music seemed to be ahead this they are saying? missionaries must learn the of the times. The Christian world language of the people they are was not yet ready for the Gospel The battle cry is getting louder trying to reach." I he countdown 's close to the final put to power chords. hour If music or rock and roll is a In 1981 Jonathan David Brown.

John Lowry, , Greg Volz, Bob Harmon and Mark Kelly of Petra As R.J. Breit of Contemporary without compromise. And in no Christian Magazine said in a way does their music compromise. recent article, "To understand the It's all there, the latest light caliber of singer Greg X. Volz, it show, up-to-date synthesizers and helps to know that he turned down electric guitars of every shape and an offer to sing with REO size. They are filling up music and Speedwagon." concert halls and people are Four years and three albums responding to their message of later, Petra is undoubtedly the hope and encouragement. most popular band in the Hofheinz Pavillion was the site last contemporary Christian music weekend and everyone was a- field. They have sold overa million rockin'and a-rollin'. Whoever said albums without airplay on secular that Christians can't have fun? radio, more than all other — David Tennev Christian rock bands combined.

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The Rice Thresher, March 26, 1985, page 6 OWLOQK/by Steve Mollenkamp New presidential regime at Rice names groundskeeper

"Rice University has quite an Most recently Rupp has been "Rice is really quite a step up for intramural program Rupp stated. unmitigated disaster as a human excellent reputation in both the Director of Intramural fields at me," said "the Lloydcr"at the press "Institutions are best served when being." Harvard Divinity School. conference Monday."The boys at humanities and the sciences, as they build on their strengths. Adds Bok, "I don't know much the divinity school never really well as intramural field conditions He has published no books. We've already got a fine set of about Rice, but I know I'm glad to taxed the fields. They play quite and the care and feeding of gerbils." "We are very happy with the soltball fields and we are currently see him off. I'm not sure whs we politely, so the fields stayed in So says this school's newest selection. It was quite amazing to hoping to build another in that hired him in the first place." employee, groundskeeper-elect find someone of Lloyd Rupp's excellent condition. In fact, I think swampy mess between Sid Rich The grounds keeper-designate Lloyd J. Rupp. caliber of intramural field care," the Unitarians used to sneak out at and Hans/en. We also need to was very impressed with his new Scarcely days after it was says DIMFSC chairman Harold night to redo the lines and sprinkle make more room for the gerbils home: "Rice is on some kind of announced Rupp's brother George Daggett, "Especially considering the football fields with grass seed." and soccer fields. threshhold or another. Harvard, would become Rice's fifth all the time we spent screwing Adds Lloyd, "Intramurals are they never understood the gerbils. president, the Director of around." much bigger at Rice in both Derek Bok, president of Rice can enter the top tier of Intramural Fields Search Daggett is also quick to point participation and level of play. Harvard, describes Lloyd Rupp as intramural field conditions and Committee (DIMFSC) ended out that Rupp was chosen strictly There is a greater commitment to "a useless man. totally and utterly gerbils." months of speculation by naming on his own merits, and his relation the gerbils here as well." useless...no concept of reality... Lloyd Rupp to what many to Rice's new president is strictly When asked about possible gerbils,a problem...a hanger-on in And so the Rupp Brothers Fra consider Rice's 378th or 462th coincidence. improvements to the university's every sense of the word...an begins at Rice. highest position. Lloyd will be the "O.K., Mr. George had a little first director of his kind at Rice. input, but Lloyd Rupp is a WOMEN'S TENNIS The 45-year-old Rupp groundskeeper's groundskeeper," graduated with honors in botany notes Daggett. "He's got those from Degree-By-Mail University littLe fruit trees planted all over the Trinity demolishes netters 9-0 in 1971, after which the gardener divinity school. The man's sheer gardening genius is astounding." extraordinaire spent a year in Japan by John de Figueiredo nationally ranked even or above night after a series of matches Rupp (Lloyd) looks forward to studying Bonsai tree growth. Later In a dual meet in San Antonio, Rice's top player, Wendy Wood." against nineteenth-ranked Rupp collected welfare payments. the challenge of his new job. the Rice women's tennis team In the other singles matches. Clemson. twelfth-ranked suffered an embarrassing 9-0 loss Eileen Curreri lost to Jana Klepae, Oklahoma State, and Oklahoma. TRACK to fifth-ranked Trinity University. 6-0, 6-3: Lori Cronk was defeated Today they will play third-rated The defeat lowered Rice's season by Dabney Langhornc, 6-2. 6-2: Texas. ledger to 10-2. However, coach and freshman Allison Culver fell to Tracksters cop Invitational Paul Blankenship said that Rice Mary Grable, 6-2, 6-1. Blankenship sees these matches "played as well as it could have." The doubles teams suffered the as excellent opportunities for Rice by Antonio Torres Buckley came through with a to assert itself in the national The match began as the Owls' same plight as the singles teams. The Rice Invitational track meet third-place finish in the 400 picture. He says, "ITie weekend Wendy Wood, ranked twenty- However, the matchup of Ray and was held in the track stadium the intermediate hurdles. matches will be the key. Three of third in the nation among Cronk did show some promise weekend of March 15-17 and the the four teams we play arc in the The Owls also performed very collegiate players, dropped a 6-1. halfway through its match when it Owls men's team triumphed over top twenty. For that reason, this well in the relay events. Rice 6-3 decision to Gretchen Rush, evened up the set count at 1-1. but ten other collegiate squads. period is absolutely key to our finished second in the 400-meter ranked fifth. Then Tamara Rav it too eventually succumbed, The Owls compiled 86 points to national standing." Blankenship's relay with a time of 39.89, 0.1 I suffered a 6-3, 6-1 loss to Trinity's losing the rubber set by a 6-3 score. Baylor's 82 in a meet that came only concern is that four of the ten under the NCAA standard. The nationally-ranked Lisa Sassano. Both of Rice's losses have been down to the last three events. The players were ill two days before the 1600 meter relay team combined Twentieth-ranked Evelyn Barrable to nationally-ranked teams and outcome of the meet was meets began. Concluded the for a third-place finish with a sharp defeated Rice senior Wendy many of the individual defeats undecided up to that point. coach. "I'm pleased with the team. time of 3:09.76. Several other Brockman, 6-2. 6-3. Pointed out have been to highly regarded In the high school competition, "They have done better this year athletes contributed points with Blankenship, "One has to notice players. McCullough High School ran than I had expected." fifth- and sixth- place finishes. that their top three players arc away from the rest of the field, The team arrived home late last scoring 76 points, 23 more points The Rice women's team will than second-place Galveston Ball. soon be hosting the Bayou Classic, MEN'S TENNIS one of the best women's meets in There were some outstanding the state. Many top universities, performances for Rice that high schools, and clubs will be Owls take 4th in home tournament enabled the Owls to triumph. represented. Among the elite to be rounds, commented. "I usually get William Moore finished second in participating are Club Adidas, by Jim Humes Martin Sieckmann lost in the first myself really psyched for the 3000-meter steeplechase run Bronx International, the Some of the nicest days we've round, but being the scrappy consolation matches. It's a chance with a time of 9:02.76. Gawain University of Houston, the had this spring made an player that he is. made the most of to get that one more match in that Guy, fresh from his NCAA indoor University of Texas, LSU and, of appearance for last weekend's Rice his tournament participation by could improve my game." championship, won the mile with a course, Rice. Invitational tennis tournament. winning the consolation draw. time of 4:05.58. Jeff Moss finished The Owls edged out Columbia for In doubles play, the number one Unfortunately, both Miller and second in this event and Rich The quality of the competition is fourth place and finished behind team of Petty and Sieckmann lost Bratka were unable to convert that Dissly finished fifth to close out evident by the fact that four of the team champs Texas A&M, Long in the first round, but made it to match into a win. Rice's best scoring event with 20 top ten finishers in the NCAA Beach State, and Houston. the finals of the consolation The absence of Andrew Taylor, points. indoor championship will be Trailing Columbia were Michigan, tourney before losing a tough the number two singles player and present. Nine Olympians have Mississippi and Lamar. match to a solid Columbia team. half of the top doubles team, left a John Bell of Rice came through already confirmed their presence, In singles, the Owls' top-flight Melville teamed up with Mark gap in the Rice lineup But the with a win in the 110-meter high including gold medalist Benita player and number two seed, Scott Kriscunas, and together they netters managed to overcome the hurdles with a time of 14.5. In the Fitzgerald and Carol Lewis. Some Melville, reached the semifinals worked their way to the second disadvantage en route to their ver\ 400-meter run, Steven Hall posted of the elite teams in the high school before falling to Long Beach flight finals before losing in respectable fourth-place finish in a an excellent time of 46.97. Elliston division are Smiley, Silsbee, State's Pete Smith. David Petty, straight sets to an "I won't play tournament which featured some Stinson won the 100-meter dash Houston Sterling, Yates and playing in the second flight, and Wimbledon because 1 won't walk very tough teams. with a superb 10.48 time. Darrell Houston Jones. Chuck Bratka, participating in the on grass" Aggie team. The team now gets to enjoy a fourth, also advanced to the Mark Miller, who along uith well-deserved rest, resuming pla> semifinal round before losing. In Bratka lost in the first round of on Saturday, March 30, when it LPROFESSIONALJ the third flight singles, the Owls' both the regular and consolation faces LSU in Baton Rouge. Hypnosis & Counseling Service Q. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS GUARANTEED TO CHANGE MEDICAL CENTER Acceleration Therapy Center YOUR WAY OF THINKING? 1. Studying at King's College in London REGISTERED HYPNOLOGISTS 2. Studying at Royal Holloway College in London SECRETARIAT Personal • Confidential 3. 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