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When the campus police Much of the finger-pointing police officer Lt. Gene Bratt. "I "Then comes the pushing and loud-mouth — and there is broke it up, everyone fled that concerning the number of don't want to tell students not shoving." always one — in check is a good A rash of fighting among was able to.. aggravated assaults in Bowling to go downtown — but that is While Bratt admitted there idea. students has pushed the prob- Instead of sleeping in his Green is directed downtown, where the fights start." is no magic method for avoid- "Be careful of your conversa- lem of drunken brawling to the comfortable dorm bed that toward the hotbed of the pubs. The hostility frequently ing bigger and drunk individu- tion when you're passing oth- lips of the campus. night, the student left behind To many, it is all too obvious erupts from packs of inebriated als looking for an excuse to ers," Bratt said. As two groups of students was discovered bleeding on the that the mix of alcohol and males making the crawl back throw a right hook, he did sug- Lt. Gary Spencer of the City walked home from the bars cold cement of the sidewalk. He machismo is a ready recipe for toward campus. gest some safety tips for those police division agreed that September 11, some misspoken was taken to Wood County street brawls. "The words are always brave enough to venture out drinking and partying can words started a fight that Hospital and later to Toledo "If you're going to frequent transmitted first," Bratt said, past dark. broke out into a full-fledged Hospital for the treatment of places where assaults occur, explaining that most fights "Number one, there's safety street brawl — a trend that's serious lacerations and a bro- there's a good chance you could start after the wrong thing is in numbers," Bratt said. He i See CRIME, page five. Investigation ends, USG members held "accountable »» By BRAND! BARHITE signed a release to make the The BG News records open to the public or if they decided to talk to the The investigation into a golf media. cart incident involving the USG Gault would not comment on President and USG Chief of the results and Simmons could Staff has been completed and not be reached. '"both have been held account- The Family Education able for their actions." accord- Rights and Privacy Act is an act ing to Jill Carr, associate dean that allows colleges and univer- of students in the Office of Stu- sities to withhold the results of dent Life. a student disciplinary case, Clint Gault, USG President according to Nancy Footer, Uni- Associated Press Photo and Kevin Simmons, USG versity general counsel. A resident checks her mailbox on a still-flooded street in the Mt. View section of Wayne, N.J. Chief of Staff, were under Footer said that until the investigation by the Office of Miami Student versus Miami Student Life for allegedly using University case, an Ohio Students affected by Floyd a golf cart without authoriza- Supreme Court Case, involving tion, crashing it and leaving the the Miami University newspa- By IRENE SHARON SCOTT Fla. "Floyd was bigger than the lines are down. Their water evacuated and taken to high scene on the morning of Sept. per editor requesting to see THE BG News size of Florida diameter wise, supply hasn't been shut off or school auditoriums and gymna- 13. school records that the school people can still get hurt." contaminated. In preparation siums, homeless shelters and to The specifics of the ruling denied the requesting, is Even though Hurricane As of Tuesday, severe flood- for the hurricanes, her family the Red Cross. and what Gault and Simmons resolved, universities will not Floyd has passed ing was still effecting eastern has boarded up their house, "When evacuated, people can are being held "accountable," release information. Florida and is current- North Carolina, flooding more stocked up on groceries and only bring clothing and food for, however, could not be "Had it been USG as a whole ly in eastern North Carolina, than 30, 000 homes. Hundreds gasoline. but not their pets," Goldstein released because of the Family and not two individual USG the effects of the hurricane still of roads are also impassable "They were without electrici- said. "Floyd isn't as bad Education Rights and Privacy members, the information hit home for those living in and rotting livestock carcasses ty and it was hot and muggy," though, I went through Hurri- Act. Carr said the only way the could have been released Bowling Green. and floating sewage is starting she said. "All they could do was cane Andrew in 1992 when I media could obtain the ruling is to create a public health threat. light candles and make the best was in sixth grade and that if those involved in the case • See USG, page five. "I am so afraid and worry According to Goldstein, hur- out of it." was one of the most destruc- that my dog and that my house ricanes commonly occur during However, in Miami, Fla., tive." • will be destroyed," said Lani the fall and winter months. The where the hurricane was of However, death tolls of Hur- New phone lines Goldstein, a freshman undecid- usual damage done are tree6 greater impact, houses were ed major from Fort Lauderdale, are being blown and power destroyed and people had to be • See HURRICANE, page five. 3r installed for students ByJEFFARNETT problem might be harmful to Nation recovers The BG News someone who needs badly to call off campus. Twenty new phone lines "I always wondered what after hurricane have been installed by the Uni- happens when there's an emer- versity and 10 more have been gency," Giles said. By MELINDA DESLATTE places dry out. ordered, yet some students are The reason lines are clogged Associated Press Writer "We lost everything we had," still having problems connect- is a combination of growth of said Carolyn Whitehead of ing to local and 800 numbers. the campus population and ROCKY MOUNT, N.C. — Greenville, who on Wednesday Toby Singer, executive direc- behavior changes, according to The ground is too soggy to bury moved into a state-built trailer tor of Information Technology Singer. A primary cause, he the dead. Entire farms of tobac- on the edge of Rocky Mount. Services, said ITS is aware of said, is the rise in use of 800 co and cotton have disappeared. "But we've still got our health the continuing problem and is numbers for long distance.. Dead hogs and chickens bob and now we've got a place to Associated Press Photo addressing it. Many students use calling along with kitchen chairs and stay. I just want to take a hot A stray dog wades through the flood waters covering Vail Lane "Some calls are coming in cards that use 800 lines, and an coffins in the filthy floodwaters. bath." in Greenville, N.C, to sniff out a fire hydrant. and we are addressing the increasing number of parents Misery comes in a million Officials say Hurricane vest; farm losses expected to and that toll was expected to problem," Singer said. are purchasing 800 lines. forms these days in eastern Floyd's floodwaters spawned exceed $1 billion; millions in rise. Chaz Giles, a sophomore According to Singer, 800 North Carolina, from swarms of the worst environmental, agri- uninsured home and car losses; "There's no doubt there are business pre-law major, said he numbers use local lines, rather blowflies feeding on bloated cultural and human disaster in and at least 41 people dead. individuals out there who were has had recent problems call- than long distance lines. As a livestock to broken dams, the history of North Carolina: Altogether, the storm killed swept off roadways and whose ing home. He had to try for an 30,000 flooded homes and miles rivers fouled by human waste, at least 69 people from the hour and a half to get a free of cars turned to junk. And it hog waste and debris of all Bahamas to New England — line on Monday, and he said the i See PHONES, page five. could be weeks before some kinds; a wrecked shrimp har- • See FLOYD, page five. Fair honors Women's Month Activities held focus on health for females By SARAH DELANEY had tables at the fair. get speakers and alert students The BG Newt Mostly students browsed the about what's going on campus," different displays and had posi- Myers said. "We're looking at Free condoms, informative tive things to say about the safety issues on campus, espe- brochures, snacks and choles- health fair. cially the poor lighting in Lot terol testing were among the "They have a lot of good 6." things offered at yesterday's information," said graduate Other tables offered a breast Women's Health Fair, held in student Susan McPeek. "I was self-examination model that the Union Oval. especially glad to see a guide to allowed women to feel for The Women's Health Fair is vegetarian dining." lumps, pamphlets about nutri- just one activity held in honor Megan Wagner, a sophomore tion and healthy eating habits. of Women's Health Month, cele- Mary Thompson, a patient brated each September in Ohio. family and consumer science major, said she thought the advocate at the Center for The fair offered tables repre- health fair was great. Choice, said there is a need for senting University organiza- women in Bowling Green to tions like the Wellness Connec- "It shows you what you can know about the Center for tion and Psychological Ser- get involved in on campus," she Choice, a woman-owned and vices, as well as tables spon- said. woman-run clinic in Toledo that sored by community organiza- One table, sponsored by the offers abortions. tions, such as the United Chris- University Coalition to Stop Summer Howell, a freshman tian Fellowship and Wood Violence (UCSV), was about exercise specialist major, County Health Department. student involvement. thought the health fair was Student organizations like Amanda Myers, sophomore interesting and informative. GAMMA (Greeks Advocating pre-gerontology major, was "There are a lot of different BG News Photo/ MIKE LEHMKUHLE the Mature Management of working the UCSV table. things here," Howell said. "I Alcohol) and Golden Key "We're trying to make UCSV was surprised to see the free Kelly Carter, a representative of the Wellness Connection Sexual Health Team, exhibits breast National Honor Society also an organization at BGSU so we condoms." care awareness to Mandi Aukerman and Jennifer Hosier (far right) at the Women's Health Fair. 5 page 2 The BG News Thursday, September 23, 1999-i "»':- Brian Taylor Opinion Editor OPINION 372-2603 Diversity more than skin color PEOPLE I was doing an activity in ference." What a crock of s**t. We are all human. That is class the other day. The ques- Judstflfl Because someone is black has about where it ends. Fact of the on the stre tion "What do you like about Laipplyj nothing to do with his or her matter is that people are more Bowling Green?" was asked. personality. different from you than they Question: What would you do if one of your trim One of my responses was the arc similar. Chew on that for a diversity of the students who When did our world become drunk and got into a fight? attend. Most everyone else in so blindsided by color or race minute. that we assume things about my group looked at me like I Take your best friend on had stepped out of the twilight people we have not met? zone and said with a sarcastic It campus or even your significant I have met many people in other. What about thorn is just tone, "Bowling Green?" Unfor- my life from all types of cul- tunately for them, these people tures, races, and backgrounds. like you? Aside from the ele- seem to be trapped in the para- Time after time I am amazed at mentary (they have eyes, ears, digm that diversity means skin When did our world the large amounts of people a nose, and so on), what things color. How wrong they are. become so blindsided who have stereotypes, who are are the same? Not close, but the I will attest that the ethnic by color or race that quick to judge on things that same? More than likely the list Erin Dirlam Mark Mabus people should not be judged on. makeup of BGSU is not what we assume things is quite short. It is the differ- Sophomore Senior @ VT one might consider being over- ences that make people appeal- IPC "I'd full them out about people we have Still, I have met others who ofthefiKhl and whelmingly colorful. We do share with me this idea that ing to us! If we were really all "I would break it have a mix of students, but we hold their heads not met? people are just people and that the same we would be one bor- up and tell them are still a mostly white school. that fighting is up while they . ent. We may look the same but no matter what they look like ing bunch of people. puked." But the amount of diversity is each one of us is unique and evil." as great on this campus as it is we arc different. Each one of us is an individual; whether we provides diversity. That is what When you think of diversity on any other. diversity is all about. Andy Shotwell are white, black or green. We from now on, don't think in Sophomore The American Heritage Dic- are all different! You can take two people from terms of race; think in terms of Economic tionary defines diversity as the The problem with most peo- the same home, who are the experience, values, and beliefs. "I'd take a punch quality of being composed of same age and who are the same or two in the face many different elements. Other ple today is that they associate Get to know people around you. traits and personality charac- color, and still have as wide of a Find out what people think, so he'd havi time definitions include: the fact or range of ideas, personalities, to run away and quality of being diverse; differ- teristics with physical features. what they believe. Then you and values as you would if you hide." ence; a point or respect in Some of the most predominant will begin to see the true beau- of these being society's views of compared them to any other which things vary. Nowhere in ty of diversity. Howard Szeto Karen Stooz. these definitions is there any- African-Americans in relation group. We are all different and Sophomore Freshman. thing dealing with skin color, to actions. How many times do it is the celebration of these dif- MIS Comm. racial background, or religious you hear people saying things ferences that creates a diverse "I'd look at my "First I would pull. affiliation. Nevertheless the like, "because he or she is campus. Look at the person on Jud Laipply is a columnist friend, then run her back, then word diversity tends to launch black;" or when describing your right and left. Are they the away." talk to them with things that an individual has for The News. Show him your people into a race debate. same color? Do they have the words and not my , done follow up the description same hair? Nose? Eyes? No! true colors by sending com- ments to judson&'bgnct. lists and get them The fact of the matter is that with a "by the way, they're They are as different from you a taxi, because I every, single one of us is differ- black — not that it makes a dif- as anyone else. bgsu.edu. don't have a car." (oe-W STvOy : ALCOHOL 15 GOOD fotz H£Af?f Token actors not enough than the token minority charac- enough. A good start, maybe. § ter, if that. But to challenge the mentality 3 "Seinfeld," "Friends," "Will of the casting agents, the pro- ^ and Grace" and "Frasier" — all ducers, the network executives,-- very popular, all completely the directors and especially the. ! and totally white. writers, more has to be done, Sometimes a major network than a quick public relations fix* will pick up a series with a like that. minority character, but he or Television has become such a she almost never has the lead wide-reaching medium nowa- or title role. days that to continually focus on white, upperclass city folk For example, "News Radio" : had what I consider a token with pert noses and Blooming- An article in Monday's New black woman on the cast. She dales clothes is more than York Times reported that the had a minimal role in the show "escapism" (which is how the NBC dramatic scries "The West and often had very stereotypi- characters and show subject Wing" was comprised entirely cal lines. Her name was matter have been defended. of white characters. Catherine Duke, and she Who wants a show about a That's not the news Hash, played an on-air reporter. depressing poor family, or a however. The news is that the One of my favorite episodes drama series starring people of producers are fielding heavy was the 'heat wave' one, where another race? People just want criticism about it. everybody starts having these to "escape" their drudgery, they The NAACP and black and wacky fantasies. In hers, she's say). It's just plain stupid. Latino groups arc coming down sitting in the breakroom, eating Television has the ability to ; hard on the producers and net- lunch by herself. A black man provide role models in its pro- ; work execs for their complete walks into the room and asks gramming. Women can be pres-;! neglect of "nonwhite" charac- her for a seat. They strike up idents, black men can be CEOs, I ters. conversation, and a few more Hispanic women can employ The criticisms were, of people of color come in, with housekeepers, not just be them: 1 course, responded to with a everyone standing around and — there are an awful lot of; "We're getting to it,"-type laughing, sharing their experi- stereotypes out there that con-;! answer, in which they said that ences. In her dream, she's got scientous producers have the ! the minority characters just some people she can relate to. power to battle. hadn't been introduced yet. The next thing you know, They just have to open their But they had to get on the Catherine wakes up, and four eyes, to see past their white- Clarification on gay Secondly, the lead-in para- and that no one, fraternities ball, so black actors and writers or five white people walk into bread Malibu Drive stucco graph to Mr. Thorkelson's included, should discriminate were hurriedly hired to allevi- the breakroom instead, chat- houses and into the homes Greeks necessary statements seemed to contra- based on sexual preference. ate the complaints. ting about "Friends." She just where their television shows dict his intentions. The lead-in Since his intentions and feel- Protests over the "white- rolls her eyes. influence ideas and percep- In Tuesday's article "Greeks tions. .: Accept Diversity," I was deeply paragraph stated "Damian ings on this issue are quite wash" of the fall lineups spread I think this is an excellent concerned with the way the Thorkelson ... said this [gay obvious, I feel a more appropri- to other networks; CBS, ABC, metaphor for the condition of More power to anyone strong;;: article treated Mr. Damian and lesbianl acceptance may be ate lead-in to Mr. Thorkelson's and Fox. They were led by actors of color: Latino, black, enough to challenge that — C? Thorkelson. limited." Damian never said statements of universal accep- Kweisi Mfumc, leader of the Native American, Asian-Ameri- only hope they don't settle fo^t| First of all, The BG News that. While he agreed in theory tance should have been written. NAACP. So now all the execu- can, or of any other descent or tokens. showed an obvious lack of to Mr. Patterson's statement of tives are feeling the heat. combination of the above. research regarding its inter- "there are still some Ifraterni- David hiss I think that's a good thing. They simply are not repre- Mary Beth Murtha is a J viewees, considering that Mr. ties] that are going to be behind [email protected] Aside from the Warner sented. columnist for The Newt. Mail '. Thorkelson is not the president the times," Mr. Thorkelson also Brothers network |WB| and However, I don't think that a your comments about diversity of Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity said that his own chapter has UPN, I'm pretty hard pressed quick hire of a couple requisite to [email protected], or as stated in the article. had gay members in the past to find a TV show that has more black men and women are write a letter to the editor to get 210 West Hall Letters to the Editor Policy Bowling Green State University Do you agree with all of this? We doubt It. Write us and let us Copyright © 1999, The BG News, Bowling Green, Ohio. Reprinting Bowling Green, Ohio 43403 know where you stand of any material from this publication without prior permission of ■ Letters to the Editor. Letters are to be less than 500 words (less The BG News ts prohibited. Phone: (419) 372-2601 than two typed, double-spaced pages). 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' ■ b \ ^WP""*^^^^^ Thursday, September 23, 1999 The BG News page 3 Mary Beth Murtha Page Three Editor PAGE 3 372-2603 the Rodgers lobby. at all, and providing a possible law- 1 suit for contamination if any hazed ACROSS ' . 3 1 " M 12 13 1 Contaminate ' THE HINTERLANDS pledges get submerged. 6 Flops '4 I G 10 Genuine '8 1 I A sad side effect of living in the A CRY FOR HELP 14 Taylor of "The '' wastelands of campus is the tendency Nanny" 20 to get lost in the Residence Life shuf- I suppose this abomination is a 15 "Typee" sequel I result of this summer's quasi- 16 mater .-<] 1 n fle. 17 Military assistant For example: you could spend time -drought, purely a victim of nature. 19 Dealer's model H - j 3? 33 in the glamourous suites of Founders, But it's a darned eyesore, far worse 20 Share a book '- ■ tc H or the old-but-spacious rooms of Old than the institutional furniture in project 1 Kohl, or the air-conditioned glory of the lounges and the immoveable fur- 21 Inuits :*•■ 4'J Offenhauer Towers. Or you could niture in the rooms. 23 Dressy outfit, casually 18 1 wander the sterile brick hallways of Can nothing be done, Batman? 24 Casual negative ■ Kreischer. Why don't we pave it over, and allevi- 27 Falsehood c- You could eat in the pull-out-all- ate this "parking situation?" Or fill it 2a Supenonfy , 1 5? S3 the-stops, anything-you-want, shiny with jello and hold University fund- i 31 Og of Capitals I LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE clean Founders Keepers "dining cen- raising jello wrestling matches? Or 34 Itinerate •A u J QUADS! ter," or you could scrounge up a burn it up (though 1 fear for the ozone 37 Baltimore 1 hallplaye' So '. ■ ■ ■ Mountain Dew in the dim and dingy layer if we were able to burn that 1 38 Ukewise I live in the utter boondocks of the Galley, Harshman's own ... whatever sludge)? 39 Verbal El H y University: the quads. Sometimes I it is. We're just kinda pushed aside, Or maybe we should just start 40 Garlic-oasil U.H ■ . say "Kreischer Quadrangle" and peo- in our own way. throwing party refuse in there — old sauce ple look at me askance. "Kreischer?" And quadlings don't have a beauti- kegs, broken lawnchairs, defaced full- 41 Mineoand i999TntxjneMe*aServ oes. kic 9/23/99 Magl.e All rnqnts reserved 1 they ask. "What's that?" ful meadow to play frisbee in, or a size cardboard cutouts of Jenny Way out by the Stadium and the tree-shaded mall to stroll through, or McCarthy — and call it "installation 42 Actor Gibson Rec, the quads (Harshman and Kreis- pretty old buildings to pass on the art." 43 Distant views It wouldn't be any uglier than 44 GM make, for 7 Thurman of "The cher) have their own little world. We walk to class. We have the dirt and short Truth About Cats are pretty self-contained, and totally cement of the basketball courts, and what we've got now. 45 The Bells" poet & Dogs" CROSS separated from other dorms (they we have to walk past the disturbing 46 Greasy spoons 8 Stadium roof like to be called Residence Halls, they irregularity they call the Fine Arts A HAPPY ENDING: 48 Journalist 9 Pacifying offers word tell me). Center anytime we go anywhere. OR, QUADDITES FIGHT BACK Hentoff 10 Wheel spokes LOOKING FOR 50 Force unit Which brings me to my next point. 11 Basic ANSWERS IN ALL ITS ALL ABOUT THE Friends, Greeks, rural men and bl Guillemot's kin 12 Bullets, briefly women, lend me your ears! Quadders 54 Took a seat 13 Southeast Asian THE WRONG PENTIUMS, BABY IT MAKES ME BARF 58 Window barrier nation Unite! We need to band together in 60 Depravity 18 Northeast African PLACES? Kids who live in the quads can The one thing we do have is a won- harmony and unity and all that good 61 Golf aces nation GET SOME HELP often recognize each other — espe- derful, serene, tranquil blue pond, stuff to make our end of campus pret- 64 Singer Tennille 22 Swiss artist cially the 'Honors geeks.' And you nestled between the quads, surround- ty. If that's too much of a stretch 65 Admil frankly 25 Civil disturbance FROM THE know you're in another world when ed by rushes and cattails. Or we used (there's only so much one can do with 66 Acloi Hawke 26 Committed ANSWER KEY — passing conversation revolves around woodchips and 1960s architecture), 67 Bluenose burglary to. Peregrine Pond it was called, 68 Record 28 Moray www.bgnews com Organic Chemistry and the latest shimmering in the early morning well, we can at least claim Peregrine 69 Pride sounds 29 public Weird Al CD. sunshine, reflecting the clouds and Pond as our very own eyesore, nobody 30 Endings Quad kids also have to stick providing a nice place to throw hazed else's, and do something with it. DOWN 32 Place for snip s together. When you're the only one pledges. Don't some of you need community 1 Stretch of lard cargo 43 Presidential 54 Matched groups making the hellacious trek to the Know what we have now? A sludgy service hours or something? 2 Alphabetical 33 Defeat stopper 55 Slratfo'd'S river bars on a Thursday, it's pretty impor- mucky green oozing pit of vomit-col- Let's get our respective acts quintet 34 Spree 47 More macabre 56 Huh? together and clean that baby up, so 3 Alphabetized list 35 Nabisco cookie 49 Impromptu 57 _ Scotia tant to find another kindred soul will- ored "water" with old bikes and 4 Craving 36 Italian fashion 51 Hilohi 59 Centerward ing to walk the last two miles down Organic Chemistry textbooks and that, if we have to live in the boon- 5 Boredom designer 52 Of an arm bene 62 Prune Wooster street after all the other candy wrappers floating in it. It's just docks, they can be at least aestheti- 6 Medico 41 Signal for help 53 Laments loudly 63 Sheep-ette drunken freshmen have passed out in a big cesspool now, inspiring nothing cally appealing boondocks. 8ing and Research: Cultur- open to the public. Kobacker . 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CMS C..ir> New Red © Report Ntylit" A |i<;f font .will; o> Dvoruk drill T Melissa Naymik Editor-in-Chief WORLD NEWS 372-6966 Performers nominated for Hall of Fame World's oldest playable flute discovered CLEVELAND (AP) — Will Aerosmith be inducted into the Rock The Associated Press and Roll Hall of Fame, or will the hard rock veterans have to Eye on the Nation Archaeologist in China have found what is believed to be the dream on? Will Queen make it into the rock hall, or will they be world's oldest still-playable musical instrument — a 9,000-year- another one that bites the dust? old flute carved from the wing bone of a crane. Those two bands, plus Eric Clapton head up the list of 15 nom- When scientists from the United States and China blew gen- inees for induction next year into the rock hall. Rememberance tly through the mottled brown instrument's mouthpiece and fin- Blues-rock guitarist Clapton, who has previously been induct- gered its holes, they produced tones that had not been heard for millennia, yet were familiar to the modern ear. ed twice as a member of the Yardbirds and Cream, released his "It's a reedy, pleasant sound, a little thin, like a recorder," said first solo album in 1970. Garman Harbottle, a nuclear scientist who specializes in radio- Musicians are eligible for nomination to the rock hall 25 years carbon dating at Brookhaven National Laboratory on New York's after the release of their first recording. 1 t^fr , % Long Island. Ballots have been sent to more than 1,000 artists, producers, Dated to 7,000 B.C., the flute is more than twice as old as journalists and music industry executives by the New York-based instruments used in ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia and other early Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation. Most voters received civilizations. their ballots Tuesday. Hi * "*? Researchers have found some three dozen bone flutes at Jiahu. The artists who win induction, as many as seven of the nomi- Five were riddled with cracks big and small; 30 others had frag- nees, will be announced in November. mented. The flutes have as many as eight neatly hollowed tone holes and were held vertically to play. Diana Ross detained after airport conflict Woman unsuccessfully sues to join Elks LONDON (AP) — Singer Diana Ross was arrested Wednesday ALLIANCE, Ohio (AP) — A woman who tried unsuccessfully after a confrontation with a security guard who searched her at to become the first female member of the Elks Lodge where her Heathrow airport. husband was a longtime member has filed a $1 million gender The pop diva was detained at a police station for more than fli discrimination lawsuit. four hours before being given a warning and released. Frances Grace, 59, filed her lawsuit against the local club and "It w&s scary, I was scared, I'm worried about my children and the national organization in Stark County Common Pleas Court 'I want to go home," she told BBC-TV just before she caught the on Monday. She accused the Elks of refusing to enforce guide- Concorde evening flight to New York, some eight hours after she lines to accept women as members. had been scheduled to leave. The 55-year-old star was not charged. Police said no further The fraternal organization revised its all-male policy in 1995 action would be taken. after several legal challenges. The problems started shortly before Ross was to board the "It's my right to become a member. It's the law," Mrs. Grace 10:50 a.m. Concorde flight to New York. She passed through the Associated Press Photo said. metal detector and something she apparently was wearing acti- vated it. Workers put the casket with the body of Raisa Gorbachev, Club attorney Joseph Oldham of Akron said he is starting to The ensuing body search by a female guard was humiliating, wife of former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev, in a investigate the complaint but believes the claims are meritless. she said through her spokesman. hearse at Vnukovo airport in Moscow Tuesday, Sept. 21. The A message was left Wednesday for the national Elks "I have been through all the airports of the world and never 67-year-old died of acute leukemia on Monday. spokesman, Frank Garland, the Chicago-based Elks' former been subjected to such an intrusive search," her statement said. grand exulted ruler. on. Doing anything this weekend? You should be. As for what In particular, check out the NOW section Thrusdays and the Enter- Bowling Green's most comprehensive sporta coverage. Every waefcday in The BG News. talment page. Mondays and Fridays. In The BG New*. 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Floyd was a level two when it Kissimmee, Fla., said the hurri- goods, groceries, and water," are greatly affected by Floyd: be affected by the hurricane. hit land, its winds were about cane hasn't affected them as Biondi said. "We also taped the Florida, New England, the Car- "All Ihey can do is slay out of ricane Floyd exceeds those of 100 mph. Destruction that it much as other areas in Florida. windows to prevent them from olinas, and southern New the way of the water," he said. Hurricane Andrew, which had causes are trees are blown over, Residents in Kissimmee now shattering." York," he said. "There is not a 52 people deaths in Florida, windows are shattered, and have electrical power and water Christina Bryant, a senior lot that can be done to fight it. "Hurricanes will go on for anoth- Louisiana, and the Bahamas. minor damages to the house, he although both were lost for a human movement science All you can do is be secured, lie er six weeks to the end of Octo- As of now, there has been 60 said. period of time. major, shared that her father in low and keep your fingers ber to the beginning of Novem- Floyd-related death in 12 dif- Hurricane Andrew, when it People in the area had to be Virginia has been affected by crossed." ber." ferent states. Additionally, hit Miami, Fla. in 1992, was a off the road by 4 p.m. last week. Hurricane Floyd. Samel said residents in east- damages caused by Floyd could level four close to level five, its In addition, Biondi's workplace "Everything is underwater ern North Carolina have 20 In addition, the possibility of reach as high as Andrew's. winds were between 140 and has been closed. and the streets are flooded," inches of rainfall, which is the Ohio being hit by a hurricane are Andrew's damages set the 150 mph. Damages done were Biondi works for Walt Dis- she said worst flooding in the history of slim because Ohio is "inland." country's record- $26.5 billion. due to the wind. Destruction ney World. This was only the Arthur Samel, an assistant the state. People are climbing "The moisture of the hurri- Glen Frey, a meteorologist in that it caused was extensive second time in history that Dis- geography professor, has rela- on top of their houses. Further- cane can reach Ohio though," the department of geography, destruction to houses, such as ney World has shut its doors tives and friends that are more, some people have moved said Hurricane Floyd causes the roof being blown off. due to inclement weather. affected by the hurricane. to emergency shelters that are Samel said. "This could cause destruction by its rainfalls. Tony Biondi, a resident from "We are stocking up on can "States along the east coast located in areas less lightly to flooding and rainfalls." usa FLOYD Continued from page one. At the University, a student Continued from page one. effects will linger for months — when commodity prices for water service. One hospital in under investigation by the maybe even years. everything from cotton to Greenville, along the Tar River, because it was about an organi- Office of Student Life has the bodies have not been recov- "The rivers are now swollen turkeys are down. had to use the water in its reha- zation and not specific stu- option of an informal disposi- ered," said Dr. John Butts, the with human waste, animal The drowned livestock posed bilitation swimming pool to dents," she said. tion or formal disposition, state's chief medical examiner. waste and other pollution," a disease threat that officials keep toilets flushing and med- Although, Ed Whipple, vice Whipple said. Damage in North Carolina is state Environmental Secretary hoped to reduce by burning the ical machines working. Bottled He said if a student does not expected to surpass the $6 bil- Bill Holman said. "Our waste carcasses in industrial inciner- president of student affairs, water is used for drinking. said students may believe dispute the facts leading to the lion caused by Hurricane Fran systems were not designed for ators — an operation that charge, the student will appear in 1996, the state's costliest 500-year floods." began Wednesday. Workers Funeral homes throughout Gault and Simmons received the waterlogged region put bod- special treatment because of before an administrator and natural disaster. Holman said early reports used front-end loaders to feed sign a form accepting responsi- ies in storage until cemeteries their USG positions, he Gov. Jim Hunt appealed to show damage to 22 water treat- the carcasses into the flames. bility for his/her action(s). dry out. believes the case was handled residents to help their suffering ment plants, 209 sewage plants Allen McCoy, a hog farmer If a student disputes the Bowling Funeral Home in appropriately. neighbors, but nature itself did- and 430 animal farming opera- since 1973, has had to round up investigative findings, the stu- n't cooperate. Three more inch- tions. more than 3,000 carcasses and "The case was treated fairly Rocky Mount had held two bod- dent can go in front of a panel of es of rain fell across North Car- Shrimp fishermen, he said, watch them go up in flames. ies for a week. Owner Mark despite Gault and Simmons administrators, faculty and olina's coastal plain Tuesday had anticipated the best fall The smell of burning coals and Bowling said some families being in high profile positions students for a formal disposi- and early Wednesday, keeping harvest in years, "but the slug rotting flesh mixed on his farm on campus," Whipple said. tion. Whipple said 90 percent of were holding funeral services more than 500 roads closed. of pollution and fresh water has in Trenton on Wednesday. now and burying their dead "This was handled like any students opt for an informal More than 3,000 people essentially wiped that out." "This is sweat and blood other case." disposition. remained in shelters through- State officials estimate at you're talking about," McCoy later. out the flood region, waiting for least 100,000 hogs, 2.4 million said. "I've lost basically what "You don't want to stretch a CRIME workers to finish more trailers chickens and 500,000 turkeys I've worked for the last 40 funeral out too long," Bowling that will serve as temporary drowned. Early estimates of years." said. "But a lot of people are Continued from page one. emotions are leading to an homes. crop and farm structural losses In some places, the presence like, 'We don't want to bury altercation. But the environmental totaled $333 million at a time of too much water knocked out Daddy in a mudhole."' often lead to heated confronta- "We're as visible as we can tions. be," Spencer said. "But let's face "The only way to stay away it, we can't prevent all the PHONES fights." from fiphts, totally, is to steer Continued from page one. charges a connection fee, then student calling patterns. In the Calling patterns are chang- clear of lie bars," Spencer said. It would be great if the peace and love of the many could pre- six cents per minute, much less early weeks of the semester, ing and the new lines are "Alcohol is almost always an vail over the belligerence and result, much of the long dis- per minute than the University many more students call home installed, so the problem should underlying factor in every hostility of the few who choose tance traffic has moved to local Calling Card. According to than later in the semester, so get better, but it will take time. fight" to fight, but Spencer said that lines, jamming them. The size Singer, that facet of 800 num- lines are busier than later in "You don't just order phone Spencer said the police Utopia is not yet a reality. of the increase in use of 800 bers also ties up lines, because the semester. lines, it takes time," Singer maintain their usual patrols to ■Very few people turn the numbers for long distance has people stay on the phone Singer said calling patterns said. "It takes time to order, it are beginning change, thus control fighting, but that is other cheek anymore," Spencer taken ITS by surprise. longer. takes time to install." sometimes not enough. They said. "Too many people enjoy "It has increased an unbe- Singer said he was not aware freeing up lines. He noted, how- Singer added that the Uni- cannot always be present when confrontation." lievable amount," Singer said. of a single complaint this year ever, that the severity of the "We're very surprised." regarding calls through long problem can't be known for versity will continue to add Another effect of the use of distance lines. sure because the numbers can lines until the problem is 800 numbers is the decrease in Singer said the problem has be distorted by re-dials. An easy solved, but it won't solve the Find put BG sports per minute cost of calls. Giles' been reduced due to a combina- way to re-dial on University problem immediately. scores everyday phone card, for example. tion of new lines and changes in phones is to press *4. State of the Student Body Address USG President Clint Gault Today, September 23 at 2:15 p.m. Located on the south side of the Business Administration Building page 6 The BG News Thursday, September 23, 1999 Jeff Hindenach City Editor CITY 372-6966 New businesses to open in city By MICHELLE REITER general dry goods. "It's hard when you're trying pipes," Kirkpatrick said. ese-owned company that manu- The BG News "The Candy Jar," a shop sell- to get established to advertise," "They'll destroy them before factures large dyes for stamp- long. This project has been New businesses and indus- ing old fashioned candy and a Kirkpatrick said. "You're so ing plants. planned very carefully over a trial sites are popping up all variety of gift items, and "We busy you don't have time to do The second industrial devel- it wholeheartedly, so we try to period of time; we wouldn't just over Bowling Green in an effort Got Tha Hook-Up," a clothing opment will be "Southeastern put the word out." decide to remove the trees if it to revitalize and encourage city store appealing to junior high- Container," a company that The downtown area is antici- wasn't necessary." growth. age kids, will also be appearing makes plastic bottles for Coca- at the end of this month. "We pating a series of major Ulitmately, Kirkpatraick The Downtown Business Got Tha Hook-Up" will offer a upheavals beginning in the said they hope to draw as many Cola. Association (DBA) is expecting number of name brand clothing spring of 2000, Kirkpatrick businesses with well known According to Clark, both the arrival of four new busi- lines, including Fubu, a name said. names and reputations to comapnies are expected to nesses to settle in the down- reported to be in high-demand. Known as Heritage 2000, the downtown Bowling Green as employ about 80'people. town area within the next'two Last to arrive will be the plan will include updating the they can within the next couple Gunwod Gu, a senior voice months. Aztec Restaurant, an authentic plumbing and other aging city of years. major, said he thinks the new According to Earlene Kirk- Mexican restaurant that is lines. This move inspired voices Other changes in the area restaurants will make BG a patrick, director of the DBA, expected in mid-October. of protest earlier in the year will include the opening of two better place. one of the new businesses is from locals who discovered the new industrial sites in outer Kirkpatrick said that the "Sometimes it seems like BG already here. The recently DBA will try to do whatever it project could mean removal and Bowling Green. established "My Paradise" is a replacement of some of the pear Sue Clark, executive director is just a town existing off the can to help these businesses get BG News Photo/ IAIN EASTMAN Hispanic cultural store on a good start in Bowling Green trees that line Main Street. of the ('(immunity Devlopmcnt University," he said. "It will be "The roots were winding Foundation, said to look for nice to have more places in "My Paradise" is a new busi- South Main Street specializing through advertising and sup- ness opening in the city. in baptismal outfits. Bibles and port. around the underground "Dienamic Solutions," a Japan- town to go." People will do crazy things to WIN $25,000! fy H You can just go to www.1800COLLECT.com 1-800 COLLECT Save a Buck OP TWO. Savings vs. dialing "0" with AT&T. No purchase necessary. Open to U.S. residents. Void where prohibited. For Official Rules, go to www.win25000.1800COLLECT.com or send a SASE to: Win $25,000 Rules, P.O. Box 5086, Blair, NE 68009-5086. Sweepstakes ends 10/15/99. < ' •; U *-' " ■*«.'.■ ■Ml mmtm Thursday, September, 23 1999 The BG News page 7 Matt Steiner Sports Editor SPORTS 372-2603 New rivalry to be work of Art By TOM WITHERS land. Actually, it's been Ravens "But I do know that since And then there are the heard that from 100 fans since AP Sports Writer Week in Cleveland since 1996. I've been here I've heard a lot of coaches. Ravens coach Brian 1 got here. I'm pumped to play BEREA, Ohio — The last Ever since the NFL fans say they knew we would Billick appeared to be the front- against my old teammates and time the Cleveland Browns left announced that Cleveland have a tough season, but as runner for the Cleveland job my old boss. I've got a new boss on a trip to Baltimore they would be getting an expansion long as we beat Baltimore, well before rankling Browns offi- now." never came back. team this season, Browns fans be in good shape. Needless to cials by saying he wanted to go Brown said he understood Nick That was three years ago. began dreaming about the day say, it would be nice to get our on other interviews. Modell's decision and why Former Browns owner Art Mod- the new Browns would get a first win in Baltimore." "I thought everyone was a Cleveland fans felt heartbro- Hunti ell, upset with Cleveland city . shot at Modell. And this week Aside from Modell, there are candidate for that job." joked ken. Sports officials over their reluctance to the Browns play at Baltimore. other subplots to Browns- Chris Palmer, who wound up as "If he was moving the team build a new stadium, made One game ordinarily does Ravens I. Cleveland's coach after inter- to Alaska, then I was going to Writer ■ i good on his threat and moved not make a rivalry, but this Five former Browns remain viewing with Modell in Balti- Alaska," he said. "I had to get a hi.- team to Maryland. rivalry was born before the from the team Modell took with more. paycheck. It was a business Who is •; Once there, Modell got game was even scheduled. him — safeties Benny Thomp- From the moment he arrived decision for him, I guess." .Everything he wanted. His "We know Cleveland has a son and Stevon Moore, kicker back in Cleveland, Brown said Brown said he has no ani- leam'got a new nickname, the hatred for Art Modell," Browns Matt Stover and defensive line- he has heard one thing over mosity for Modell or the running the Ravens, who got new purple defensive tackle John Jurkovic men Lenny Webster and Rob and over from Browns fans. Ravens. After signing with the and black colors. Baltimore said. "So our fans will be in a Burnett. There are two former "Tall have got to get Balti- Browns as a free agent, he said built him a new stadium, and frenzy. I don't know if Cleve- Browns, cornerback Antonio more, you've got to get Balti- lie stopped by to thank his old race? before his team even played one land hates Baltimore as much Langham and offensive tackle more," said Brown, who was boss and wish him luck. Nothing has ever put the game, Modell had a new rival as it hates Modell. I don't know Orlando Brown, who are now building a new home in Cleve- "I had no problem with him," fear of god in me like the cross — the entire city of Cleveland. if people in Baltimore hate former Ravens back in Cleve- land when Modell announced he said. "He gave me my first country meet I attended last It's Ravens Week in Cleve- Cleveland. land. he was moving the team "I've chance to play." weekend in Wilmington, Ohio. Have you ever been run over by a die-hard cross country par- ent? Well I sure was. It was a perfect Saturday Falcons drive their way to second afternoon to stand around and watch my sister race. In this particular meet, the cross coun- try teams ran two laps around place finish at BG's Falcon Invitational the perimeter of the park. The parents started on the east side of the park, watched their Women's teamjust daughters run by, and then sprint over to the west side of the park to await the their behind Ohio, Xavier arrival. By DAN NIED The surprise leader of the It was like watching a The BG News team was freshman Shelly human wave of crazed parents Binzel. She was playing in her come running at you. This was- Last year, at the Falcon first collegiate tournament and n't just a competition for the cross country teams, it was a invitational, the Bowl- finished second overall with a competition for the parents as ing Green Women's two round score of 152. She tied well. Those who stood in the golf team finished fifth. One of the school record for low score way, like me, learned the hard their best finishes in recent in a 36 hole tournament. Only way to move or be moved. memory. They shot 314 in one Ohio's Heather Fuegcr had a It was just a cross country round, close to a school record. better competition. meet for goodness sake. Not in Finishing second for the Fal- the mind of these hard-core In the 1999 version of the cons was senior Shannon Sharp parents, though. Falcon invitational, held at with a 162. Sophomore Shan- This event was bigger than Forrest Creason Golf Course, non Smith shot a 162, including the Muhammed Ali-Joe Frasier fight to these mid-life parent the women's golf team moved a 77 on the first day. Senior warriors. It was hard to tell up two notches with a second Missy Hinds shot 165, while place finish out of 14 teams. who was running the race. senior Kate Kolesnik shot 168. Some of these parents were Only Ohio University and Freshman Stephanie Elsea wearing the same outfits as the Xavier finished ahead of BG. shot 168 in her first collegiate kids. Skimpy shorts, a tank top, Perhaps the most encourag- competition. and a huge plastic Iron Man ing sign this weekend is that The Falcons were also able to watch equipped with a timer the Falcons finished in front of play three individuals. Sopho- complimented their body. One two Mid -American conference more Angel mother was even yelling at her teams. They beat fourth place Garrett shot daughter to "GO GO GO" as she ■Toledo by 10 strokes while a 177, stood in line at the port-o-potty. I think the role of parents Western Michigan finished in junior Jen- has changed in sports over the seventh place, 21 strokes nifer Stiff last 10 years. There will always behind the brown and orange. shot 183 be the stereotypical "soccer That is the first time we've and junior BG News Photo/ BEN FRENCH moms" or "soccer dads." The beaten Toledo," head coach Robyn mother or father that lives her Kurt Thomas said. "This pro- Gaier fin- Falcon sophomore golfer Angel Garrett uses her sand wedge to chip a shot out of the bunker. or his life through her or his gram is five years old and this ished with a Garrett shot a 177 in the tournament. The Falcons beat Mid-American Conference rivals Toledo children and wears all the pins Shannon is the first time we've finished 189. with a picture of their child pos- Sharp and Western Michigan. This is the first time ever that BG has beaten the Rockets. ahead of them." "The six ing in their uniform. These "hard-core" parents The Falcons were in first girls that second day. best finish ever, but since we day we shot a 323 which isn't a we started are very solid," seem to be emerging more and place after the first round of "It was a good tournament. were leading after the first day bad score, it just wasn't as good more though; parents who their only home competition of Thomas said. "But Angel is But I was disappointed because made us think we should have as we were on Saturday." expect results from their child's the season. They led second swinging well and Jennifer we lost the lead," Sharp said. " won. It was frustrating." Bowling Green is off this athletic performance. One rea- place Ohio by one with a score Stiff is coming on so that gives We definitely should have got- "Ohio played great that sec- weekend, but will resume play son I believe this has emerged of 315. However, the second us good depth." ten second. We didn't play well ond day," Thomas said. "That is next weekend at the Penn State is because sports are becoming day, BG faltered some shooting BG was disappointed with the second day, personally, I the best I've seen them play. Fall Invitational. more competitive at an earlier' a 323 and falling to third the eight stroke drop-off on the had a rough front. It was our Xavier also played well. That age. There are third graders play- ing in basketball programs that go the whole year round. Give me a break. No eight-year-old Sander's father hints his sons return should be playing competitive basketball all year. When I was eight, I was picking up dead to NFL to break rushing record worms off the playground and throwing them in girl's hair. By DAVID GOODMAN "And until we hear otherwise and go about his business" if he These kids don't need to be AP Sports Writer from him, we're not going to chooses to remain retired. learning how to run a pick-in- DETROIT - The father of comment." role. Barry Sanders says his son The 31-year-old running Ware said Tuesday he was Another reason sports are should return to the Detroit back was 1,458 yards short of familiar with reports of William becoming so competitive at an Lions long enough to break breaking Payton's career record Sanders' plans to try to talk early age is all about scholar- when he retired July 28. Since ships. What parent wants to Walter Payton's NFL rushing with his son about rejoining the record. He plans to make the then, the Lions have demanded pay $10,000 a year for their pitch this weekend. that he repay $5.6 million of Lions. But Ware said Sanders child to go to college? If some- William Sanders also said the $11 million signing bonus still has not said anything one told me I could save $40,000 by making my son or Wednesday he understands the he got when he signed a six- about returning to football Lions' reluctance to trade his year, $36 million contract in daughter shoot 500 foul shots, I son. 1997. William Sanders said he would throw the ball out at "If I were the Lions, I would- Sanders' agents, David Ware would advise his son that he them and lock the door, not let- ting them in until they fin- n't trade Barry Sanders, ' and I.amont Smith, say their return to the Lions on the con- either," he said from his home client must be traded or grant- ished. in Wichita, Kan. ed free agency before any dition that he be traded after Sports are definitely a big The elder Sanders said his money is returned. The club breaking Payton's record. But, market It doesn't just stop at the professional level, but goes son is supposed to visit this says it will not give up its rights he added, "I dont know what ... weekend. to Sanders. all the way down the line. High school athletes are picking up Sanders will have to decide he wants to do." "He's in for a father-and-son agents and attending basket- talk," William Sanders said. on his own whether to end his Detroit, playing without ball camps sponsored by big "I'm going to advise him to go retirement, his father said. Sanders for the first time since name companies that want back to Detroit. No situation is "He's a man," the elder 1989, is 2-0 and off to its best them to wear their shoes. so bad you can't go back." Sanders said. "If he was 15, I Associated Press Photo start since 1993. The Lions play It seems like these "hard- As far as the Lions are con- would tell him." core" parents are not trying to Second all-time leading rusher in the National Football League cerned, Sanders has retired — The dispute has gone to arbi- Sunday at Kansas City, then Barry Sanders may come back long enough to break Walter Pay- live their life through their and that's it. tration. have a bye week. Their fourth child, but rather profit off the ton's rushing record.. In a statement by Sander's father, William "We're respecting Barry's William Sanders told The Sanders said that Barry should return to the Detroit Lions. game is Oct. 10 against San life of their child. At least that's wish to retire," Lions Detroit News he would advise what I think. spokesman Bill Keenist said. his son to "return the money Diego at the Silverdome. I I page 8 The BG News Thursday, September, 23 1999 STANDINGS RANSACTIONS FROM BASEBALL THE WIRE J@ COLUMBUS, Ohio — How a state panel of sports writers and National League broadcasters rates Ohio high school football teams in the second NL—Suspended Chicago Cub 2B Mickey Morandini for two BG hockey ranked sixth in preseason poll of eight weekly 1999 Associated Press poll, by OHSAA divisions, games, effective Sept. 23, and fined him an undisclosed amount, The Bowling Green hockey team is right in the middle of the with won-lost record and total points (first-place votes in paren- for overly aggressive behavior and making contact with an umpire standings according to the Central Collegiate Hockey Association. during a game with Milwaukee on Sept. 17. theses): BASKETBALL The Falcons pre ranked sixth in both the coaches poll and the DIVISION 1 media poll out of the twelve teams in the conference. National Basketball Association Michigan, the reigning CCHA champions were at the top of the 1, Canton McKinley (25) 4-0 327 NEW JERSEY NETS—Named Jennie Kerner vice president of 2, Cin. St. Xavier 3-0 248 coaches poll. The Wolverines received eight more votes than entertainment development and talent relations. Michigan State. 3, Grove City (4) 4-0 242 NEW YORK KNICKS—Named Steve Mills executive vice pres- In the media poll though, the two teams are switched. Michigan 4, Massillon Washington 4-0 180 ident, franchise operations. State edged out Michigan by eight votes. 5, Youngs. Boardman 4-0 178 ORLANDO MAGIC—Acquired a conditional 2001 second round The other teams placed in front of the Falcons are Northern 6, Cin. Elder (3) 4-0 173 draft pick from Washington for draft rights to G-F Laron Profit. Michigan, Notre Dame, and Ohio State. 7, Centerville (3) 4-0 139 FOOTBALL Below BG in both polls were Ferris State, Lake Superior, National Football League 8, Westerville South (1) 4-0 114 Miami, Western Michigan, Nebraska Omaha, and Alaska Fair- ATLANTA FALCONS—Placed RB Jamal Anderson on the banks. 9, Cleve. St. Ignatius 3-1 84 injured reserve. Signed RB Winslow Oliver. 10, Brunswick 4-0 48 MINNESOTA VIKINGS—Signed CB Chris Rodgers. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES—Signed OT Greg Studdard and FB Cedarville runner dies in motorcycle crash CEDARVILLE, Ohio — A memorial service will be held Thurs- Others receiving 12 or more points: 11, Worthington Kilbourne Paul Shields to the practice squad. Waived G Glenn Rountree and FB Michael Reed from the practice squad. day evening in Menomonee Falls, Wis., for Matt Hadler, a 46. 12, N. Canton Hoover 37. 13, Solon 31. 14, Lakewood St. Cedarville College cross country team member who died when his Edward 30. 15 (tie), Cin. Moeller, Huber Hts. Wayne 16. 17, May- HOCKEY motorcycle crashed. National Hockey League field 14. 18, Sandusky 13. The one-vehicle accident occurred early Sunday on Interstate FLORIDA PANTHERS—Assigned G Rich Shulmistra and D 75 near the U.S. 68 interchange in Hancock County. DIVISION II Jeff Ware to Louisville of the AHL. 1, Mentor Lake Cath. (22) 4-0 322 NEW JERSEY DEVILS—Signed F Scott Cameron, F Stanislav Hadler was headed from Cedarville to Pontiac, Mich., where he was to meet members of his family at the NFL game between the 2, Cols. Brookhaven (5) 4-0 273 Gron and D Andre Lakos. Assigned G Mike Buzak, G Frederic Green Bay Packers and the Detroit Lions. 3, Dover (4) 4-0 253 Henry, G Jean-Francois Damphoussc, D Sascha Goc, D Alex John- Hadler, a junior electrical engineering major from Menomonee 4, Piqua(l) 4-0 184 stone, D Vlastimil Kroupa, D Andre Lakos, D Willie Mitchell, D Lucas Nchrling, F George Awada, F Mathieu Benoit, F David Cun- Falls, had run for Cedarville on Saturday at the Midwest Colle- 5, Trenton Edgewood (1) 4-0 141 giate Championships in Kenosha, Wis., and placed 43rd of 320 niff, F Bryan Duce, F Sam Ftorek, F Stanislav Gron, F Carlyle 6, Cin. McNicholas 4-0 137 runners. 7, Uniontown Lake 3-1 133 Lewis, F Wes Mason, F Richard Rochefort, F Rob Skrlac, F Chris He had transferred to Cedarville in January from Wisconsin- Thompson and F Nikolai Zavarukhin to Albany of the AHL. Milwaukee. He ran for the Yellow Jackets' indoor and outdoor 8, Cuy. Falls Walsh Jesuit 3-1 96 Returned F Scott Cameron to Barrie of the OHL, F Ryan Held to 9, Marysville(l) 4-0 69 track teams and was in his first year on the cross country squad. Kitchener of the OHL and F Brett Clouthier to Kingston of the He qualified for the NAIA Indoor Nationals in the mile run and 10, Macedonia Nordonia 4-0 49 OHL. Returned D Teemu Kesa to lives of the Finnish League. was a member of the American Mideast Conference 4x800-metcr NEW YORK RANGERS—Assigned C Derek Armstrong and G relay championship team. Others receiving 12 or more points: 11, Cols. Independence 43. J-F Labbe to Hartford of the AHL. "Malt was a quiet example to everyone on the team," said 12, Midison 38. 13, Kings Mills Kings (1) 36. 14, Lebanon 33. 15, PITTSBURGH PENGUINS-Released LW Bob Errey and D Cedarville cross country coach Elvin King. "He was very coachable Tiffin Columbian 29. 16, Grafton Midview (1) 25. 17 (tie), Mariet- David Wilkie. Assigned F Martin Sonnenberg to Wilkes-Barre- and responded positively in every way. Matt became a significant Scranton of the AHL. ta, Perrysburg 13. 19, Chillicothe 12. part of our program in the short time that he was there." Bearcats9 upset has grabbed attention of ranked Buckeyes help By RUSTY MILLER brethren. AP Sports Writer "Now their kids are saying, in race COLUMBUS, Ohio —No. 'UC beat Wisconsin. We better 12 Ohio State's game against practice harder and send them Cincinnati Saturday was sup- a message from the beginning,"' posed to be a respite, sort of a he said. By ALAN ROBINSON two runs and six hits and strik- moment for the Buckeyes to The effect has been to make AP Sports Writer ing out 10 in his second com- catch their breaths before suc- the Buckeyes wary of the plete game. He has won four of PITTSBURGH - Todd cessive Big Ten games against Bearcats. his last five decisions. Ritchie outpitched 20-game No. 20 Wisconsin, No. 13 Pur- "We know we're not going to Ritchie was helped by some ■ due and No. 2 Penn State. winner Jose Lima and the good defense and some bad sneak into Columbus," Minter Pittsburgh Pirates turned two Not anymore. said. "They'll know we're com- Houston baserunning that halt- unusual double plays in as ed a pair of Astros threats. The Bearcats' 17-12 upset of ing. We've blown our cover." many innings to slow Houston's ninth-ranked Wisconsin last Cincinnati's upset — coupled run at a third straight division With the score tied at 2 in week has suddenly given the with Ohio State's lethargic play title, beating the Astros 3-2 the sixth, Stan Javier and Carl Buckeyes yet another busy against another in-state rival Wednesday night. Everett singled around Jeff week. last weekend — has given the Bagwell's strikeout. Ken "What it did, it made believ- Buckeyes obvious examples of The Pirates, playing without Caminiti walked. Javier then ers out of them," Ohio State what happens when you don't 39-homer hitter Brian Giles, broke for the plate on Daryle offensive tackle Tyson Walter come ready to play. who will miss the rest of the Ward's slow-hit grounder to season with a broken finger, said of Cincinnati's players. "They did us a favor," Ohio first baseman Kevin Young and took two of three from the NL "I'm not sure about their men- State coach John Cooper said. was called out on a close play. tal state before that game, but "We don't know if they'll play as Central-leading Astros. They began their final homestand of Rather than holding at third, now that they beat Wisconsin good against us as they did Everett came nearly halfway they've got confidence they can the season by winning two of against Wisconsin. But I can down the line and was tagged hang with the Big Ten. That three from second-place Cincin- tell you well take their best out by catcher Joe Oliver to makes them a dangerous nati. shot." complete the double play. team- Ohio State (2-1) didn't exact- Associated Press Photo The Astros, still not able to Ohio State was hoping to ly have its way with Ohio Uni- Ohio State quaterback Steve Belleasri evades the Ohio Bobcat pull away from the Reds in the An inning later, Ricky start measuring itself against versity last week even though defense at the Horshoe last weekend. OSU will battle Cincinnati division race, lost their fifth in Gutierrez singled with one out the Big Ten. Instead it's con- the score ended up 40-16. The Saturday. seven games. They began the and Lima attempted to bunt fronted by an in-state opponent night with a 3 1/2-game lead him up. But Oliver gambled by Buckeyes trailed 10-3 late in Bobcats 24-0 to end the tempo- that's doing the same thing. the second quarter and were "You're just so used to win- over Cincinnati, which played throwing to second rather than rary uprising. ning all the time that you just Cincinnati coach Rick fortunate to go into the half tied later at San Diego. taking the sure out at first and start thinking if you show up Minter recognizes that the at 10. They piled up 200 of their Many of the Buckeyes said his throw just beat Gutierrez. they didn't get themselves you're going to win," center Lima (20-9) lost his second Buckeyes have learned from 454 total yards in the third With Lima running at less than ready to play against Ohio. Kurt Murphy said. start in a row since becoming what happened to their Big Ten quarter while outscoring the the fifth 20-game winner in full speed up the line, shortstop Astros' history despite holding Abraham Nunez's throw to first the Pirates to three runs and beat him by more than a step. five hits and striking out 10 in The Pirates, who finished 45- A' f OW™ YOU CAN HELP eight innings. He was coming 36 at home, took a 2-0 lead on STOP CHILD ABUSE off his worst start of the season, Warren Morris' 'XBl double in an 11-8 loss to St. Louis in the second and \! Martin's Atyha Qamma t I page 9 The BG News Thursday, September 23, 1999 Ana Pereira & Anthony Recznik NOW Co- Editors NOW 372-6966 Guest Artist Twinkletoes Faculty Artist Series Chamber Choir of Adam Mickiewicza Uni- I.aura Melton, piano versity of Poznan, Poland This 1926 silent film stars Colleen Moore The program will include "Valses nobles et The Chamber Choir is directed by Krzysztof as a waif in the hard-knocks I.imeliouse dis- sentimentales" (cql by Maurice Ravel, "Piano Szydzisz, of Adam Mickiewicza University in Poz- trict of London. Sonata No. 1" by Carl Vine; "Nocturne No. 13, nan, Poland. The 40-member ensemble, composed Free and open to the public. Sunday. 3 pni, Op. 119 by Gabriel Faure and "Sonata No. 2 of university students, graduates and teachers, performs religious Gish Film Theater, Hanna Hall in B-flat Minor. Op. 26" by Sergei Rachmani- andsecular compositions by Polish and European composers. noff. The event is free and open to the public. Sunday, 2:30 pm, Free and open to the public. Sunday, 3 pm, Kobacker Hall, Moore Musical Arts Center Bryan Recital Hall, Moore Musical Arts Center Tv 37 plays, five actors, and one cures severed head them as funny and interesting the Prince," the actors manage actors ask for all life instead of dull and boring. to keep the crowd laughing "the house" to By LIZ PECEK throughout the play. Wrestling change h^hi^-. Five actors (Stephen Bishop, matches, football games, and there is always The BG News Brendan Cain, James Williams, rap performances are just a few no response ills Shane Ezell, and Christopher of the methods through which Norris) set out to complete the the actors vividly convey the The actors did seemingly impossible task of content of Shakespeare's plays a tremendous job By ROBERT SZORABY performing all 37 of Shake- Audience participation also on this particu- speare's plays in two hours. lar night. With- The BG News plays a key role throughout the They succeed in doing so, while performance. out their hril- In this mortal life, we at the same time gathering par- liant perfor- humans obsess over many ticipation (and quite a few Taking place in the Else- mances, nothing things both small and large: laughs) from the audience. where Theater, the actors are in the play could limited in their ability to work They were grades, our weight, cars, trying The play is set in the present to catch the eye of that girl in change costumes well. Howev- witty, funny, stu- time in a "pretentious coffee er, due to the comic nature of pid, crude, and Astronomy class...O.K. I'm get- house," in which five workers, ting a little too personal there. the play, the actors change in boisterous. Thi.s dressed in black T-shirts, jeans, front of the audience. The cos- made them per- But, you know what I mean. and sneakers put on a play for tumes are very crude and sim- fect to perform their customers (the audience). Facing our impending mortali- Photo Provided ple; they range from big fuzzy the script. ty can be a rather daunting In the meantime, they make blond wigs and white sheets to A dead yet ecstatic James fun of the customers and each If I were ab e _. _ „ thing, so we find time to fill our Burger King crowns. However, , .. Shane Ezell and Christopher Norris in the Williams other. It makes vou feel as to point each of , ... , days and nights with interests they are verv appropriate in play from "Hamlet" though you are dining in the them out for a Play-w.thm-a and obsessions that might seem making the audience laugh at crude specific moment ill which they foolish to the outsider, but per- Must people don't like restau- were especially exceptional, The production will run fectly respectable to us. Shakespeare. Many say that rant, then 1 would However, this is For some people, release his works are confusing and Dick's not possible. Bishop, Cain, through Saturday night in comes in the form of sports. boring. However, the Theater Last Williams, Ezell. and Norris Some fall Saturdays are simply Department's production of Resort. were equally impressive at the Elsewhere Theater not complete to some people if "The Complete Works of The playing their parts, even they do not include 17 non-stop William Shakespeare workers though they each had too many (located on the fourth floor hours of college football. While (abridged)" is out to prove that cuss, to count! It is also amazing that Shakespeare is just the oppo- this does not seem to be a bad laugh, they didn't mix any of them up of South Hall). Perfor- site... that it can be lively and spit, and tor if they did, then I could not proposition, the harsh realiza- anything but intimidating. mances begin at 8 p.m.. tion that one does have a life do what- tell). ever they can damper some peoples' In fact, the play was intend- please. with an additional show on moods toward this way of ed that way. "The Complete Overall, this production is Then, it great. It will be very enjoyable squandering one's existence. Works of William Shakespeare is time Photo Provided Saturday at 2 p.m. Tickets (abridged)" was written about Romeo (Stephen Bishop) attempts to woo his fair Others find release, more for the for all that attend (however, 10-15 years ago by Adam Long, Juliet (James Williams). are $3 and are available on typically, through religion. But "perfor- there is much profanity Daniel Singer, and Jess Win- mances" to begin. what good will it do you to catch field. Their main goal was to all the right times throughout the play I. If you are a first-come, first-serve on to the hot religion of the aid people in understanding With characters such as "The moment? I know a guy who The lighting is... well. bad... looking for a tame "American Shakespeare's works, to see Character Formerly Known as basis, believes in so many religions but on purpose. When the Pie" version of Shakespeare, ■that he is strictly forbidden to do anything except lie motion- less on a dank futon, eating Writing series only crackers and soda water. I Top fives... would bring up looking for release through alcohol, sex, TELEVISION HOT FIVE begins and illegal drugs, but, this 1. "ABC NFL Monday Night 1. "Unpretty," TLC. LaKace. By: LIZ PECEK range of emerging and estab- being a college town, I presume •v. f Football: Miami at Denver," 2. "Bailamos." Enrique Igle- lished talent to campus this everybody here is acquainted r7^ . ABC. sias. Overbrook. The BG News year," says Alicia Conroy, one of with those things well. 2. "Judging Amv Preview," 3. "Summer Girls," I.FO. Writers from many different the graduate students helping But I like to think that I'm CBS. Logic. (Platinum) places and writing backgrounds to coordinate the series. "I different, that I'm special, that 3. "NFL Monday Showcase," 4. "She's All I Ever Had.' will be coming to campus think the audience will enjoy I stand out from the crowd (and ABC. Ricky Martin. C2. throughout the year They will the wide range of contemporary notjust because I have NO FAT 4. Trader," NBC. 5. "Genie in a Bottle." Christi- be here for the work being presented." 5. CBS NFL National: Various Teams and na Aguilera. RCA. (Platinum) CHICKS tattooed on my right Visiting Also, forearm). I smother myself and Times," CBS. (From Billboard magazine) Writer's (From Nielsen Media Research I the writer's lose my ego in bad television. Series, which is series gives, sponsored by aspiring Nothing completes a Satur- the creative writers a day of accompanying one's aunt writing depart- chance to be to a quilt auction because she ment. able to expe- gave you a hundred dollars for Volunteers Poetry corner The Visiting rience work your birthday than plopping on of contempo- a cushy couch or comforter you Writer's Series UNTITLED will feature a _, rary authors. :- haven't vomited on yet and eas- needed Karen Craigo, a student coordi- - ing back for some good old number of visiting writers and to: nator of the series, says that it I awful TV students in the creative writing program. The scries will begin aids a creative writing student, I Diana Soviero Mas- such as herself. Like bad drama? ter Class Feeling too on Thursday, September 23. ■ That's what the major net- By LISA The featured writer on Sep- "For a creative writing works are for. Take your pick of BETTINGER Att.: James Meena, much, too fast student, your studies are dedi- ; shows that run the gamut from General Conductor & tember 23 will be Bonnie Jo Campbell, a visiting assistant cated to past writers who are I neurotic thirty-something Principal Conductor Falling too hard already dead. The series allows • .female lawyers to...uh, neurot- The BG News professor. A native of Kalama- Toledo Opera zoo, Mich., Campbell is known students to interact with cur- -: ic, thirty-something female Diana Soviero, for writing both fiction and rent writers, and in this way, | judges. Well, there is an audi- 406 Adams Street It couldn't last the star of the Toledo non-fiction. your studies become more E ence for this stuff. I know a Opera's upcoming pro- Toledo, OH meaningful," Craigo adds. • ; heterosexual 22-year-old male duction of Tosca," will Picking up the Other featured writers - who still watches Beverly Hills, be holding a master 43604-1407 include poet Richard Tilling- The visiting writer's series will run every Thursday *:. 60210. class for singers inter- Applicants must pieces hast from the University of •;' Michigan, and Nancy Zafiris, a evening at 7:30 p.m. at Prout Well, how about infomer- ested in pursuing a attend or be recent Will it ever fiction editor of the Kenyon Chapel. Admission is free and j rials? Not a day goes by that career in opera. graduates of a regional Review. For specific dates, see open to anyone who would like j! most of us don't secretly search college or university, to attend. This class will take and live in northwest the writer's series schedule Ej the airwaves for hyperactive end? place on Sat., Oct. 16 Ohio or southern below. • British guys aching to sell us at noon at the newly WRITER'S SERIES FALL Michigan. Applica- Time Drags SCHEDULE ; : 27-in-l juicemakers/ renovated Valentine tions are due Oct. 1. Although the spring lineup is ; dicers/slicers/choppers to bald- Theatre. Soviero will The public may on... still being completed, many "Some dates may be subject • ing business magnates selling be working with up to observe the class for writers are already scheduled to last-minute changes ., us hair in a can. In my weaker eight singers from the $5. to appear. Fiction writer ;' moments, I have almost given region. My heart Antonya Nelson, labeled in The September 23—Bonnie Jo : - in to the temptation to buy a Soviero's career New Yorker's 1999 fiction issue Campbell (fiction and non-fic- Interested singers A food dehydrator. Buddy, how includes performances unable to as a "hot new writer," will pre- tion) must apply by sending j; much beef jerky do you need? at the Metropolitan sent some of her works. Also to a letter of intent, a cur- Opera, La Scala, mend. appear is poet Larissa Sporluk. October 7—Keith Banner But the best bad television rent biography, a head- Milan, Paris Opera, who had her work included in (fiction) comes on in the midnight hour shot and a cassette Vienna State Opera, the volume "Best American when women in skimpy lingerie that contains no less Covent Garden and Poetry 1999." October 21—Richard Tilling- entice gullible men into calling than two opera arias of the Chicago Lyric Poem by Leigh Ciamaga hast (poetry) 1-900 numbers. the applicant's choice Opera. "We're excited to bring a i Thursday, September 23, 1999 The BG News page 10 Gallagher II: Top Ten Movies: smashing good time 1. Blue Streak: 19.2 million 2. For The Love Of The Game: 14.0 million the back row, were at least partially soaked. was also relatively stupid, with few funny By James Eldred episodes outside the moments that After he returned to the stage things 3. The Sixth Sense: 11.2 million The BG News slowed down a bit as he delivered some involved getting the audience covered with stand-up for about twenty minutes. This food and water, just like a Gallagher show. 4. Stigmata: 9.0 million It's not the real Gallagher, just an incred- was also just like the original Gal- lagher's show, in that it was not funny ible facsimile. 5. Stir of Echoes: 3.9 million That's what Gallagher II: The Living at all. Mainly consisting of jokes like, "Why can't you turn on a turnpike?" it Sequel (Ron Gallagher) wants you to 6. Runaway Bride: 2.6 million believe. The younger brother of the more was the worst part of the show. Afterwards, he went back to the famous Leo Gallagher, he tries to look, act, 7. The Thomas Crown Affair: 2.0 million and sound just like his older brother, and basics, smashing things. But he added a slight twist to the basic formula and surprisingly he succeeds for the most part. 8. Bowfinger: 1.7 million As the show began, the first ten or so did it with a strobe light. But instead of looking cool, it just gave me one hell of rows at the Cla-Zel theater were covered in 9. The 13th Warrior: 1.5 million plastic. It seemed over the top, but as soon a headache. Also, since the strobe was on high, it didn't look that different as he ran out from behind the stage with a 10. Mickey Blue Eyes: 1.1 million giant water-gun, squirting everything in from just having regular lights. sight, it seemed appropriate. Once the lights came back up, he Things got even messier very quickly in made some very disgusting pies to be the show as Ron took out a stuffed pigeon on smashed later in the show. These con- Midwest a stick that began to drop wet and sticky sisted of several combinations of food artificial bird feces over the first three rows and one that was a water-filled adult of the audience. Luckily, I was in the back diaper. row and managed to avoid this. I was also Soon afterwards, he took off his mic lucky enough to avoid the remains of the and the Talking Heads song "Burning Bowling Green: marshmallow-and-Kix cereal balls that he Down The House" came on the speak- smashed with his "Sledge-o-matic" sledge- ers, then the real smashing began. Photo Provided 9-24-99/Beavis Frond/Howard's hammer. First he smashed all of his pies, as the 9-24-99/Land Of The El Caminos/Easy Street My luck was short-lived, however, when debris flew into the audience. Then, of While it wasn't exactly the funniest 9-29-99/Guitar Wolf/Howard's he proceeded to grab a large stuffed ele- course, he finally took out a watermelon and comedy show I've ever been to, it was pret- phant with a hose for a trunk and ran into destroyed it, totally covering the first few ty fun and definitely high on energy. You Toledo: the crowd. He covered the entire theater, rows of people with it's remains. can say a lot of bad things about Gallagher not going back on stage until everyone, Just like a show from the original Gal- II's style of humor, but he definitely does 9-25-99/L7/Frankie's including me and the two other people in lagher, it was messy, silly, and energetic. It go all out for each performance. 9-25-99/Static-X/Main Event 9-27-99/Pinehurst Kids/Frankie's Billboard Top Five Cleveland: 9-24-99/G. Love & Special Sauce/Odeon Concert Club Albums: 9-24-99L7/Grog Shop 1. 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Hope*"jl small- town bands and once-venerable The new Jon Spencer Blues "Bailamos", which is also fea- war horses of the early 1990s Explosion release, Xtra Acme tured on the "Wild, Wild West" scene who have released sub- USA, is a sequel of sorts to soundtrack. On this CD it is par, bland, or at worse, embar- their excellent 1998 album the standout track. It success- rassing albums have been Acme. This set is a compila- fully incorporates Latin style quickly pounced upon by the tion of B-sides and remixes. with danceablc pop. Iglesias's desperate college press and the Featuring remixes from the vocals are strong enough to editorial sections of nationwide likes of Dub Narcotic's Calvin carry the song from beginning music magazines as the next to end. It is sexy and slickly great hope of good music. The Beatles: Yellow Johnson, indie-production god Unfortunately, bands that are Steve AI In n i and Moby the produced. One song, though, may not simply good seem to be drown- record sounds great. But like ing in an undertow of unwrit- Submarine a lot of Spencer's work it strad- be enough to salvage this CD. It is not bad, but then again, it ten praise and disappointed 1999 - Apple/Capitol dles the line between convic- is not great either. There are expectations. Nine Inch Nails: John Popper: tion and kitsch. When he's only ten songs on the CD and The band Pinehurst Kids convinced of what he's singing seem to be a sign of an under- It is never too late for a only two, the title track and record company to give fans Spencer is about as dynamic "Only You", are sung in Eng- ground music scene striving to The Fragile Zygote what they want. and charismatic as front men lish. This may deter most find its bearings amongst the 1999 - Nothing Records ASM When the animated Beatles ■ come. When he gets kitschy, record buyers from giving this smoke and mirrors of recent In 1994, Trent Reznor, the For those of you who aren't it's amusing, but too often he'll popular music. Displaying an film "Yellow Submarine" was CD a chance. released in 1968, the sound- only creative force in Nine familiar with . the musician sound like a gutter rat Elvis The other English language obvious musical affection for track contained only six Beatle Inch Nails, released The John Popper, he is the over- impersonator. track, "Only You" sounds down- such pop/rock trailblazers as Downward Spiral, which was weight, hat-wearing, singer of The high points are clearly the Replacements and Super- songs and seven instrumental right sloppy compared to the numbers from George Martin's an album about hatred, isola- the band Blues Traveler. Blues the opening track-the ragged title track. The Spanish ver- chunk, the band winds its way score. Some fans were never tionism, and eventually, self- Traveler hasn't broken up or garage rock and blues stomp sion of this song may have been through 11 straightforward destruction. gone separate ways, in fact, "power pop" songs on its debut really happy with this. Now, as "Wait a Minute." Unlike much a better bet. The other tracks "Yellow Submarine" returns to Now, five years later, he they plan to release their sixth also seem to lack the smooth album Minnesota Hotel, distrib- of Spencer's work, he actually video shelves, a complete Song- picks up where he left off with album sometime in the year seems convinced of what he's production of "Bailamos", but uted by the Chicago label 4 the release of The Fragile, an 2000. Iglesias's voice is enough to Alarm Records. track is being released. singing and instead of relying This CD is a vast improve- album about picking up the Perhaps Popper just thought on his crutch of shouts of Blues make them worth listening to. The ending song on the disk, it was time to do something "Jodi Foster," displays a good ment over the original sound- pieces from destruction, but Explosion boasts he actually There also is more Latin flavor new and unique on his own. example of where the band's track, which will remain in unfortunately ending where it sings and the effect is to make and less pop to the Spanish lan- began. It's also one of the best And that he did. Zygote, as lyrical heart lies: "I don't care print. Ml 15 songs featured in for one his best songs. Equally guage tracks, which makes albums to be released this compared to past Blues Travel- them a refreshing change to lis- much for people, and you're the movie are here. The songs good is "Get Down Lover" a will have a longer life than any decade, and clocking in at 2 er releases seems to be even ten to. people." Joe Davie, the lead CD's with over 100 minutes, it more musically complex, and sauntering, sweating entendre singer, guitarist, and main part of Martin's score. filled praising of sex. Also of It also seems like this collec- runs the gamut of emotions, also shows sincerity and a more tion was thrown together in a songwriter of the group, sticks Most of The Beatles material is great to begin with. On "Yel- from love, hate, fear and serious side of the "big man". note are "Lap Dance" (the title hurry, so that Iglesias's label close to the poetics of the low Submarine" we have the despair. The first three songs on the says it all) and "Leave Me could cash in while "Bailamos" young, privileged, and clinically happy title track, and the Many of the songs on the album ("Miserable Bastard," Alone So I Can Rock Again." is still hot. The packaging depressed, while bassist Caleb first CD are surprisingly cen- "Once You Wake Up," and The album gets somewhat alone screams "As Seen on TV". Gates and drummer Robler equally happy "All Together Now". "Eleanor Rigby" is by far tered around his love for a "Growing in Dirt") are incredi- weaker as it goes on, filling up There are no real liner notes, Kind form a solid backing slate the highlight of the CD. It is an woman. "We're In This Togeth- ble. "Miserable Bastard" is a space with a advert for Acme. and the cover opens up to show for Davis' wandering melodies. excellent track with beautiful er" is a love song, but an obses- smooth, up-tempo song which It's lame self-promotion and a lovely mini-poster of the The band, formed in 1995 by sive and depressing one at that. contains an amazing harmoni- seriously detracts from the Idaho residents Davis and strings and Paul McCartney's Latin heartthrob. It is also strong vocals. The next song, "The Fragile" ca solo. John is, without a disc's overall entertainment hard to believe that he has only Kind, originally played under extend on this love story, and doubt, the best harmonica play- value. had ten songs worthy of being the moniker of 5Xfast. bassist We have George Harrison's with the constant line, "I won't er I have ever heard. In fact, a Xtra Acme USA is not for all greatest hits. Gates soon convinced the duo "Love You To" which blends the psychedelic with sounds of the let you fall apart" it shows-just few weeks ago, a friend and I This is just the beginning for they needed to augment their tastes. For those who want a East. Following in a similar how commited he is to the love were talking about his skill in Enrique Iglesias. He may look sound. They toured the west- primer in how kick-ass and psychedelic path, there is John of this woman. being able to bend notes on a raunchy the Blues Explosion cats back on this collection later ern United States extensively, Soon after this track, howev- harmonica. The next song, with some regret, but his career playing what their press packet Lennon's famous "Lucy in the can be check out Orange, for Sky With Diamonds". er, the album takes a quick "Once You Wake Up," is a beau- Spencer fans and the musically will have done so well that by describes as "emotionally turn towards the darker side of tiful song musically and even charged" and "deep" shows. If there are any low points to adventurous Xtra Acme is a good that point it really won't matter this CD, it would have to be the human emotions. And by the more so lyrically. He follows anyhow. After 11 tracks on this slightly sloppy "It's All Too last track of the first CD, "The this up perfectly with "Growing listen. - Lisa Bettinger album, from the poppy opener Great Below" he is left alone, in Dirt," which contains an - Erik Pepple "Switch," to rambling experi- Much". There is also "Only a without his love, and depressed excellent combination of flutes, ments like "The Birds," "Gats- Northern Song" which could be as hell. And, with the second piano, and of course the sacred by," and the somber "High great if not for all of the added track, "Into The Void" of the harmonica. Water," one cannot help but feel bells, whistles, and other odd second CD, the tone of the The of the songs on Zygote for the band; that is, they're not sound effects. album is set with it's repeating are arranged perfectly, ranging great, but one admires the per- Die-hard Beatle fans will chant of "Try to save myself but from up-tempo songs similar to severance and blind hope that probably run out and buy this myself keeps slipping away." Blues Traveler's "Run Around," most records of this sort are no matter what any review With this new lyrical diversi- back down to the slow, broken- completed with. While it is says. The Beatles are arguably ty also comes a musical diversi- hearted songs like "Fledgling." saddening to deny a band all the best band of the millenni- ty that uses everything from Overall, if you like to listen to but the faintest praise for their um, and this is just another piano and strings to industrial Blues Traveler, definitely check work, it would be even worse to shining jewel in their crown. effects with heavy guitar songs. out this solo album. It is defi- make something out to what it They inspired many bands to All of these techniques are used nitely a diverse, well-developed is not in order to advance a pick up their guitars and play. in the incredibly bizarre instru- album that deserves a listen. higher hope of burgeoning new It is hard to imagine what mental "Pilgrimage" that comes - Scott Kristie Enrigue Iglesias: PinehurstKids: music. music would be like without off sounding like a marching Songs on this disk seem to them. Needless to say this is band song from the depths of Bailamos indistinguishably melt into one one submarine ride that you do hell. Other, more common Minnesota Hotel another in a mash of strained not want to miss. examples of this can be found in 1999 - Symbiotic vocals and often plainly unin- - Lisa Bettinger "Where Is Everybody?" which (Greatest Hits) i The current American music spired lyrics ("Johnny Mercer, A overlaps strings and synthesiz- 1999 ■ Fonovis scene is such that almost any where are you?/Now I'm going er techniques to create a totally mediocre rock and roll album to the moon," from "Johnny different sound. There is no question that released is sure to get an over- Mercer") until one simply wish- Trent Reznor has taken his Latin music has exploded in whelming response from music es to move on, to find some- music to new heights with the recent months. We have Ricky critics responding to what they thing different. release of this new album. Martin and Jennifer Lopez see as a lack of good music. ■Robert Szorady already sitting at the top of the This year, the cold, hard eye of charts. Now Enrique Iglesias - James Eld red music writers has focused on Join your friends a( (he Ar( Museum on Friday hopes to join them at the top. Jon Spencer Blues the inbred, stagnant world of nights for a good lime, fun (Ime. night (Ime Iglesais is best known for independent rock. Explosion: eirperlence. Live music, cash bar. free tours, See what's new (heater and much morel Admission and parking in the news!! Xtro-Acme USA are FREE! 1999 Matador Records Friday. 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