Students Sweat It out in Martin

THE CHANTICLEER SEPTE&IBEW 21, 1995 JIACKSON'SVIILLIE:71LLESTATE UNI[VEWSITY VOL. 43, ISSUE 4 Students sweat it out in Martin End to hellish heat may arrive before winter UV Food Worker Hides Newspaper Bv Marian Adams Instead of help- By College Press Service ing folks to keep CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. -A disgruntled News Writer food services worker stole 4,000 copies of cool, the air-con- the University of Virginia's student paper ditioning in Martin Hall this semester has everyone heat- after reading a story that was critical of ed up. campus food. Students, faculty and staff have been dealing with the John Darmstadt, district manager of heat as best they can since Martin Hall's air conditioning ARAmark, the UV's food provider, took system began acting up earlier this summer. The out- the copies of The Daily Cavalier because dated system has deteriorated and has not been replaced he felt his company was maligned in a stu- since 1967. dent's column. Problems began earlier this summer when a leak was The article in question, entitled "Beware found in the system's chiller. A chiller is an air-condi- of Inedible Horrors Lurking in University's Dining Halls," was a tongue- tioning unit that uses freon to cool water pumped at 42 to in-cheek critique of the food served by 45 degree ranges to cool the building. Physical Plant ARAmark on campus. Director, Jim McArthur says, "the university had two dif- "The most interesting option, however, ferent companies look at this chiller and both say stands as the perennial B-food horror replacement is the only solution." favorite:Attack of the Killer Although the air-conditioning in Martin Hall has not Gardenburger," wrote Cavalier staff writer been turned off, it is working at less than half the capac- John Flowers. "I'm not sure what garden ity that it should. McArthur says the estimated heat those patties come from, but it must be inside Martin Hall is "anywhere from 80 to 85 degrees." located somewhere near Chernobyl. Not only do the gardenburgers repel water and With this summer's outside temperatures ranging from grease but also taste." 90 to 102 degrees and the recent outside temperatures Flowers' essay ran in a special orienta- ranging in the lower 90's, working and attending classes tion edition of the paper published on in Martin Hall can be a less than comfortable experience. Saturday, August 26, the day students Relief may soon be in sight, however, though things returned to campus. I may get worse before they get any better. Air-condition- When Cavalier staff members spotted the JSU SWEAT-B0X:Relief may be on the way for students ing in Martin Hall will be completely turned off begin- empty paper bins near a campus cafeteria ,sweltering in JSU's hottest building. (photo by Greg Patch) on Saturday morning, they approached see Martin page 3 Darmstadt, who told them he was unhappy with Flowers' column but didn't admit to taking the papers. After the Cavalier SGA passes new requirements for Homecoming Queen Editorial Board ordered more copies of the paper to be printed, campus police began Bv Steven Skelton es may contribute money to sity Leadership scholarship. This looking into the missing issues. Later, News Editor Homecoming Queen hopefuls, year's award has yet to be decided Darmstadt admitted taking 4,000 copies although they may not sponsor their upon. and locking them in an office. Who should be allowed to represent own. Elections for the Homecoming Queen Darmstadt later issued a letter of apolo- the University? That's what the student The Senate will debate cost limita- gy and distributed the papers on Saturday government is currently deciding. will be held on Wednesday and evening and Sundav. On September 11, the SGA Senate tions and related business on Monday, Thursday of Homecoming Week. A passed new requirements for this year's September 25. Rules governing cam- runoff will be held on Friday in the Homecoming Queen. To be eligible for paign materials such as flyers and hand- event of a tie. The Queen will be the the contest, female students must be outs will also be discussed. contestant that receives a majority of Features currently enrolled at JSU and not be on "The Homecoming Queen is an * votes. She and her court, which con- Rick and Bubba Nirvana . . pagel4 school probation of any kind. Other ambassador of the school," said sists of the top five runners-up, will be requirements include a minimum 2.0 Student Government Association announced at half-time of the Arts & Entertainment grade point average and enrollment for President Emily Hawk. "She should be homecoming game. a well-rounded student, strong scholas- Homecoming Week will be October The Chanticleer Interviews at least two previous semesters as a tically, and involved in student activi- 15 through October 21. This year's Catherine Wheel...... page 12 full-time student. Contestants must be sponsored by a recognized campus ties and community service." Homecoming theme is "An All- organization, such as a fraternity, soror- No information was available on American Homecoming". Sports ity, or residence hall. No organization what, if anything, will be awarded to Tuesday night's feature film will be JSU beats the Blazers . . . page 18 the 1995 Homecoming Queen. In the may sponsor more than three contes- see Homecoming Queen page 3 tants. Individuals and outside business- past, the winner has received a univer- PAGE 2 @SEPTEMBER21,1995 * THE CHANTICLEER

>counseling meetings for the Federal Direct Student Loan Program are scheduled for 3:00 p.m., October 18. Meetings MLK Statue, Thought To Be Done Deal, will be held in the Round House Building. For further information contact Vickie Adams in the Financial Aid Office at 782- Runs Into Opposition By Kevin Fithcard not know about the fee until it head of the committee oversee- h he JSU Child Center is currently acccpting applications for The Daily Texan showed up on his tuition bill. ing the statue's construction. people to work with 3 and 4 year-olds for the Fall term. For "Some students are more con- "The Board of Regents origi- more information, call 782-5054. AUSTIN, Texas -University cerned with out studies than nally approved the statue on the of Texas students are again with politics, except when poli- condition that students raise the protesting tics starts taking money out of funds privately. a fee funding construction of a our pockets," he said. When students approved statue commemorating Martin Taylor has posted a message funding construction with an Luther King Jr., though offi- on the U.S. Lead, an Internet additional fee, the proposal cials said it is too late to cancel bulletin board, announcing that went to the Texas Legislature, the project or revoke the fee. he intends to form an organiza- where it was approved again, UT President Robert Berdahl tion opposing this and other though the Texas House of said his office has received mandatory fees. Representatives dropped a pro- inquiries from both students "It is not the statue that I am vision to use excess fee pro- and parents who object to pay- against, it is the fee," Taylor ceeds for a minority scholar- ing the $1-per-semester com- said. He added, "I'd rather ship. pulsory fee, which will be have something that benefits Two weeks ago the regents at Curtiss Hall at 2: 14 P.M. included in tuition bills for the people who could really use it." gave the final go-ahead for stat- *9-15-1995. Kathy Gore reported a bomb threat at Daugette next four years. Taylor suggested the funds ue construction at their meeting Hall at 12:32 P.M. "One of the misunderstand- raised from the fee could be in San Antonio. 09- 14-1995. Albert Searway reported breaking and entering of ings is that it's an administra- converted into an endowed The Young Conservatives of a vehicle at Bibb Graves Hall at 1:57 P.M. A JSU employee tive fee, but it was voted for by scholarship fund. Texas fought the bill during the decal was stolen. the students," Berdahl said. "That would be more of a referendum and in the 09-14-1995. Shawn Owens reported unlawful breaking and "For the most part that explana- statement on the University's Legislature, saying that all stu- entering of a vehicle in the front parking lot of Logan Hall at tion satisfies them." support for minorities than a dents should not have to pay for 10:lO A.M. Two novels and a parking decal were stolen. Some students maintained statue would," he added. a statue which only some want- 09-12-1995. Howard Johnson reported breaking and entering they had no choice in the mat- So far, Taylory's message on ed. of a vehicle at Martin Hall at 7:37 A.M. A JSU employee ter, Berdahl said. But he added the Internet has met with pre- YCT representatives could decal was stolen. that "it was a democratic dominantly hostile replies, not be reached for comment 09- 12- 1995. LoLethia Moreland reported criminal mischief at process." many of which accuse him of Thursday. Penn House Apartments at 9:35 A.M. A rear car antenna was . "They had the opportunity to being racist or inconsistent for Other students said it would be vote. Most students chose not opposing only the statue fee. wrong for the University not to to," Berdahl said. Once classes begin, Taylor build the statue, especially after Besides the referendum last said, he will solicit signatures its approval last spring. spring, in which 61 percent of for a petition to have the MLK "Ideally, people would like us the 3,400 voting students statue fee reconsidered a stu- to raise the knds throygh dbna- approved the project, the Texas dent referendum. He must tions," said Marlen Whitley, a Free Legislature and the UT System obtain 340 signatures, 10 per- director of the Minority THECHANTICLEER Tg2: Board of Regents approved the cent of the students who voted Information Center, which has fee in separate actions this sum- last spring. sponsored the statue fee The Iacksonville State University Student Newspaper mer. If Taylor does obtain the 340 throughout the approval Timothy Taylor, a graduate signatures, it is unlikely he will process. "But students agreed student, said he did not vote in have any effect on the fee deci- they'd want to participate in Mike Canada the referendum but now oppos- sion, said James Vick, vice building the statue, At - least Editor in Chief es the fee. Taylor said he did president for student affairs and those who voted." Emily Wester Advertising Director . COLLEGE BASE EXAMINATION REQUIRED FOR GRADUATION - GRADUATING SENIORS Benjamin Cunningham, News Editor Erin Key, Copy OCTOBER TEST DATES Editor Keith Tasker, Arts & Entertainment Editor Tim TEST DATES DAY TIME LOCATION Lockette, Features Editor Scott Stansell, Sports Editor Oct. 9 Mon. 1:30p - 5:30p Rm. 20, Ayers Hall Tim Hanby, Photographer Oct. 10 Tues. 1:30p - 5:30p Rm. 20, Ayers Hall Oct. 11 Wed. 5:OOp - 9:OOp JSU-Gadsden, Enzor Hall Auditorium Joe Langston Oct. 25 Wed. 5:OOp - 9:OOp Rm. 20, Ayers Hall Manager of Student Media Oct. 26 Thurs. 5:OOp - 9:OOp Rm. 20, Ayers Hall Oct. 28 Sat. 8:30a - 12:30p Rm. 20, Ayers Hall The Chanticleer is located at 180 Self Hall. All submissions may be sent through campus mail to this address. Off-campus submissions should be mailed to 700 Pelham Road North, PO Box 3060JSU, Jacksonville, AL 36265. Deadline for submis- FOR STUDENTS SEEKING ADMISSION TO TEACHER EDUCATION sions is Friday before the desired publishing date. TEST DATES The unsigned editorial is the opinion of the entire staff. TEST DATES DAY TIME LOCATION Sept. 23 Sat. 8:30a - 12:30p Rm. 20, Ayers Hall Martin Spanish 101 night class continued from pape 1 Stone Center because o ning noon on Thursday, September 21 to lucky. Most students find begin replacement of the chiller McArthur says. Over the weekend the made fans. chiller will be disassembled and removed by crane. The delivery of the new chiller isset for Monday, September 25. The replacement chiller will cost JSU $146,000. makes them even sleepier." McArthur assures everyone working and Because heat rises, students and w attending classes in Martin Hall that there ers on the third floor of Martin Hal is a firm commitment that the chiller will the worst of the heat. Between the be running no later than October 1, if the delivery of the chiller is on time. The down time will leave Martin Hall say some. Dr. Gilbert says that the tem- without air-conditioning for nearly two perature in Martin Hall is ''not conducive weeks. To cope with the heat some class- to learning or being real serious. Just sur- es are changing buildings. Dr. Gamble's Homecomin~Oueen continued from pape 1 low the parade. Hawk is excited about these upcoming Apollo 13, followed by the opening of events. "Homecoming will Homecoming Queen elections and a talk be awesome this year," she said. ''Both by Greg Brady, of the 60's television students and organizations show "The Brady Bunch," on should get involved." Wednesday. J-Day on the quad, a pep rally, and continued Homecoming Queen * * * elections will be held Thursday. There When you're down and out, will be a parade on Saturday, with dis- turns up- and it's usually the noses of play and float competitions. The your friends. Gamecocks will play Western Illinois in -Oscar Wilde the Homecoming game, which will fol-

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League whose players are attending Cedartown Wolverines, and the meeting of the 1995-1996 academ- 3:00 p.m. in rom 233 Stone Center. What does SODA mean? If you Jax State. Dalton Diamondbacks. ic year will be at 3:30p.m. on All members are urged to attend to answered, " A soft drink," I'm The UDA held its first organiza- Meetings are held every Friday Wednesday, September 27 at the help plan our activities for the afraid you answered wrong. SODA tional meeting on Friday, night at 7:30 in the basement International House. Dues are $10 coming year. Also, other English / stands for the Student Organization September 7, to elect officers and lounge of Weatherly Hall, and -- $5 of this goes to the JSU language arts majors who have for Deaf, Awareness. SODA is an introduce new players to the game. every meeting is to be followed by Faculty Women's Scholarship over 48 hours (second semester organization designed to promote Officers are as follows: Ben at least one game of Danball. Fund. sophomores) and a 3.0 GPA in interaction between hearing and Cunningham, president; Jamie Absolutely anyone is welcome to If you are unable to attend the English are invited to attend the hearing impaired students on cam- Allen, vice president; Catherine come to the meetings and the first meeting, but would like to meeting and apply for membership. pusand to raise awareness about MacNaughton, secretary; Chris games, so come see what all the fun join us as a member, please mail SOCIETY OF CREATIVE the needs of deaf and hearing Banner, treasurer. The group's fac- is about! vour dues to : ANACHRONISM impaired persons. It is not neces- Mrs. Betty Miller The Society of Creative sary to know sign laguage to join 1301 Clairmont Lane NE Anachronism, a historical group, is this club; membership is open to Jacksonville, AL 36265 looking for new members. The anyone who is interested. SODA We look forward to seeing you on SCA is an international group of has three main goals: education, Wednesday, September 27 when people who recreate the Middle service, and social. If you are inter- we will enjoy some wonderful Ages, somewhat like the Civil War ested, you are welcome to attend music and be joined by our friends, re-enactors. The local chapter does our next meeting on Wednesday, both old and new. the following things you might be October 4, at 4:30 p.m. in the For more information, contact interested in: Round House. For more informa- Teresa Stricklin (782-5260) or *Fighter Practice: Over twenty tion, contact Disabled Student Denise Watts (435-6630). men and women get armored up in Services at 782-5093. R.0.T.C gear and have it out in controlled DANBALL Have you wondered who the peo- circumstances. There are also The University Danball Alliance ple are who run by your dorm chances to go to events, where is pleased to announce that Danball every morning at 6:15 a.m.? Most other SCA groups face off against is rapidly catching on here at JSU. likely they are the ones who wear each other. The UDA is dedicated to promot- the fatigues and boots to your *Arts and Sciences: Ever won- classes on Tuesdays and dered what people did in the Thursdays. But that still does not Middle Ages in what little leisure answer the question. To answer time they had? Ever thought about Regions Reg~onsCollegiate Checking offers the your question, these people have what they wore, and what their cus- taken advantage of a little known toms were? 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The Chanticleer September 21, 1995

Ask almost any student and they'll tell you: Jacksonville State University isn't a "real" college. It's not that you can't get a good education here -- Show your but there's more to college opinions.

rest of us. Vulgarity is one thing, absolute filth is another. If you people have nothing better to do than look for ways to be filthy, then stop publication of The Chanticleer. Bring back Calvin and Hobbes. Scott Garrison white-collar job." To a certain extent, this attitude is under- ght to think and do immoral activities.

Red Meat is not a cartoon, it is poronography. I do not think it or

The Chanticleer upholds? Greek organization.

about their rights or their school to check a box on a question- naire and send it in. Fifty-one people voted to ban the cartoon. We may not agree with them, but at least they had a chance to speak their mind. The majority of those votes came in two- envelopes. The people against Red Meat channeled their views into a group effort. Guess what, they were louder than the rest. We've heard over a hundred people say that they think banning Red Meat is wrong. Where were their votes? In the past, many students have made attempt to get their fel- low students involved. Usually, they have failed, largely because they don't know how to network. They didn't know how to get the message out. That's one reason why the Chanticleer changed the Organizations section to include unof- ficial organizations. This way you can reach people of like minds. But this will only happen if you take the initiative. So, stop lumbering around and whining about problems or issues. ORGANIZE ! THE CHANTICLEER *SEPTEMBER 21,1995 * PAGE 7

Bv Beniamin Cunningham everyone proposes: take away freshmen's cars. Of course, the people proposing this are never News Editor What requirements would I - freshmen, and they never would have dreamed At least once a year, one or more editors use of making said proposal when they were fresh- set for homecoming this space to address an issue that effects every- men. one on campus. It is a matter that binds all of us Freshmen need automobiles just as badly as queen candidates? together every day, in ways we would rather it anyone else on campus. That is how we get to not. McDonald's for dinner, how we get to the book- That's right, kids, it's time for the semi-annual store, to the bank, that's how we get home. It's parking tirade. basically the way we get anywhere we need to If you are breathing you have probably noticed go as students off campus. that there is a major problem with parking and Off campus. That's the key phrase here. "Good looks. She should be traffic congestion on campus. Every student should have the right to have their involved in different organi- Unless you leave for class in your car around automobile at school with them, but do they half an hour before the class is due to start, you really need it to get around to classes? are very likely to be caught sitting in traffic as It's not as if JSU has an enormous, sprawling mobile as your average mountain range. campus, with buildings located from the ninth Terrance Johnson I have personally witnessed lines of cars on level of hell to the seventh level of heaven. S0phomol-e I both Highway 204 and Church Street simply sit- Students, if they had to, might learn how to walk q ting in place, maybe making that ever-so-often from Sparkman Hall to Ramona Wood. Yes, I budge forward of an inch or two, not moving know it sounds blasphemous, but it's worth a more than a hundred yards in ten minutes. shot. Trying to drive to class winds up being like Why not redesign the parking system so that trying to cross the Sahara. Even after you make students are forced to park centrally, or on the the final leg of you journey through outer edge of campus, and then walk to all of Jacksonville, there's still the parking lot to deal their classes? with. Students living on campus could just leave You are at the proper building and , you know their cars at their dorms, while students from ofi "What exactly is a home- where you're going. You may even see the win- campus could be made to leave their cars in cer- dow of your classroom. Yet somehow you have tain zones, rather than move to each building coming queen supposed to become trapped in the swirling sea of the same they have a class in. do?" killer traffic that's choking Jacksonville's streets. Overall, it would make for a better campus Andrea Holloway You wind up circling the building in your vehi- environment. I'm sure we could all deal withou Junior cle, like a hungry vulture, waiting for someone those hourly traffic jams. It might also help to to leave their space empty, just for you, of improve the social atmosphere at JSU. Nobody course. cares about people when they're just driving pas Eventually you pounce on your prey, park them, but walking by gives one a chance to stop your car, and run to class, only to discover that and chat for at least a minute. you wasted 15 minutes trying to park, in which Why wait for anything official to happen, time you missed a 6,000 point quiz. however? It doesn't have to take a parking poli Sounds familiar, right? Of course it does. cy to get you to leave your car at one building Anyone who has tried driving to classes on a and walk to the rest of your classes. regular basis knows what this is like. Try it. You might be surprised at how much And of course, there is the usual solution that more quickly you can move on foot. "Someone dependable with a great personality." Joyce Wilson Sophomore

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1 p Com~iledbv Greg Patch I Bubba pronounced himself and his partner "the sexiest fat men alive. FEATURES The Chanticleer September 21, 1995

This is the story of a quest, do you?" said: "Talk to the speed mike before a crowd of hun- Like all quests (or at least the Well, I guess -* L\ ,, Racer Guy." dreds, Bubba pronounced him- ones you see on the Sci-Fi chan- not. I am the Wait a minute! I thought. /self and his partner "the sexiest nel) it includes a prophecy, a one actual stu- ho's on first? Talking to fat men alive." He went on to beautiful woman, and a young, dent at JSU who :ople about Rick and announce Rick as "the pride of very confused hero in search of listens to NPF l~ubbais like talking" to Cedar Springs, Alabama." This elusive knowledge. Joseph and likes it. I'm kids about some video was the unkindest cut of all: I Campbell would be pleased, I'm the guy they're game you've never grew up in Cedar Springs. Why sure. trying- - to piss played: "IF you jump on had noone told me who our The prophecy came from the off when they the Speed Racer Guy you pride was? I wasn't even aware beautiful woman. Erin Key, our play. . 92J's sta- get the flower and you can we had a pride. I thought you Copy Editor, told me one day: tion identifica- go to the next level and had to get a post office first. "You should interview Rick and tion while fight Rick and Bubba." I I approached them during a Bubba. People would love that." C o r e y resolved to go to the First lull in the action, introduced Now, I hear this sort of thing Flintaugh reads REDNECK GURUS!: Q104's Rick and Bubba at the Annual JSU Block party myself as more or less a nonlis- all the time. I tell people I write the morning's JSU Block Party. and confront them myself. tener. "You're what we'd call, for the Chanticleer, and immedi- headlines. I had Even my mother-God 'out of the loop,"' said Bubba, a ately they come up with an idea never heard or Rick and Bubba, c1ass3I make the "Verne bless her, but she's not going to fact of which I was already about a friend of a friend who not in the morning, not at noon, sacrifice. turning the dial away be hosting the MTV Music painfully aware. Even so, they worked in the Venezuelan oil not at night. "Rick and Bubba" from 91.9 to the dreaded fie- Awards any time soon- even she greeted me like true Southern fields, or a cousin whose club was not a phrase I associated quency of lo3.'. Stuck in the knew these radio icons. "1 knbw gentlemen, then said: "Okay, so foot looks exactly like a profile with any particular time of day. I usual morning traffic, I learned a Rick and Bubba! They came to ask us some questions." of Richard Nixon. People think had not listened to Q104 since great I learned about Weaver for a pep rally. They "Ummm .... I heard you made ple of car.sales, about Fox-TV's their friends are celebrities wait- 1979, when I was frightened made the principal kiss a pig.w a high school principal kiss a lineup, about Ladies Night ing to be discovered. Still, I half to death by a midnight At first I was shocked at the idea pig." always follow up on prophecies broadcast of the radio drama at the Fuzzy Duck. And I got a of my mother listening to Q104, "I tell you what," said Rick, when they come from beautiful Alien Worlds. After experienc- few audio glimpses -- about thir- but then again, it,s not like they "It's obvious you don't know a of Rick and women. He who hath eyes, let ing mind-numbing terror at the ty seconds -- broadcast a lot of stuff that lot about the program. Why him hear. age of seven, I found anything Bubba. would offend her -- say, for don't you listen tomorrow and ne sense of "Rick and Bubba in the morn- else they broadcast to be anticli- instance, rock music. In my call us when the show's over?" ing," she said. The words haunt- mactic. bega to grow inside me. I 'On- quest for Rick and Bubba, 1 Rick and Bubba was a Zen sider myself a somewhat world- ed me. Rick and Bubba in the I felt left out, as if tricked by learned that this pioneering sta- thing: you can't understand it Morning. It sounded like the some elaborate prank. 'Y person. eaten shark in tion is the first in the country t~ until you understand it. I had sort of material the Republicans Everybody knew Rick and Tokyo, doffed my hat in attempt an all-advertising for- failed. I had missed the power- Abbey. Yet not want to ban from the Internet, .. Bubba but me. Like baseball or mat. Q104 is a representation in up, gottiin zapped by the Speed knowing Rick and Bubba made like a politically correct text- Christianity, Rick and Bubba audio of the city of Gadsden Racer Guy, failed to make it to me culturally illiterate, a philis- book in a New York elementary were so deeply ingrained in the itself: lots of billboards, little the second level. I was not tine. scenery. school. local culture that people could enlfghtened enough for Rick and "You never heard of Rick and not define them."They're funny "You better get of Rick Even Mother couldn't explain Bubba. I had approximately and Bubba" Erin warned. the pair,s appeal. Bubba in the morning?'people because they just are," folks told twelve hours to feel the Force "They're thinking about moving kindly fat,w she said, don,t asked, as if it were America's me, "If we knew why they were around me, subsume my ego, to Birmingham. They're going number one brand of coffee, or funny, we'd be Rick and print that.v and hear the sound of one hand Hardees' answer to the breakfast Bubba." to be at the to They are proudly fat, I dis- clapping. them." I asked her if she could bumto. "They're on 4104 from I tried to listen to them. I real- covered upon attending the introduce me them and she six to nine. Dont get out much, ly did. On my way to French Block Party. Stepping up to the Part N ne8t week

Story by Tim Lockette Layout by Mike Canada THE CHANTICLEER *SEPTEMBER 21,1995 @ PAGE 9 Oktoberf by Tim Lockette I I Features Editor In September.. Jim Bossert is not in a position a Birmingham-based German Gras. Oktoberfest -- at least this most people would envy: he's folk band. Bossert grew up in a one -- is like a Baptist church wearing shorts with suspenders, predominately German commu- social with alcohol. The kids a little red scarf, and big clonky nity near Minot, North Dakota. seem to be enjoying themselves: shoes, and he's about to play the During the week, he works in it's not every day you get to see accordion in front of hundreds the advertising department of your dad in lederhosen and a of semi-drunk people. But he's the Buffalo Rock Company. On funky hat. The adults sit at ban- happy to be here. the weekends he travels with the quet tables, slowly and steadily "When I first came to the band to German festivals all consuming imported beer. South I was prejudiced against it over the South. Every ten minutes or so every- because of some of the things "It's a good time," says one lifts a glass for the obligato- I'd heard people say," Bossert Richard Douglas, the group's ry toast: "Ein Prosit der says, "But I love it down here." tuba player. "People come here Gemeutlicheit." Oktoberfest is "Here" is Birmingham, or to drink, eat, and dance -- not definitely an acquired taste, but more specifically the Zamora drink, eat and get drunk." after a few Ein Prosits, one's Temple in Irondale, a bizarre- Though Douglas had some palate begins to mature quickly. looking pseudo-mosque nestled German ancestry, he found You may feel like you're on Ein in the wooded hills. From a dis- himself in German music quite Prozac. tance, the temple's multifaceted by accident. "When I joined the Though he says he enjoys EIN PROSIT DER GEMUETLICHEIT!: Mitternaechter copper dome looks like a mas-, band, we were called the playing the accordion, one can Jim Bossert poses with an accordian. (photo by Tim Lockette) sive military radar installation. Midnighters. We played at hear a dutiful undertone in bible Belt attitudes toward to towns all over the South. Yet Hundreds of German-American country clubs -- standards, you Bossert's voice when he speaks Oktoberfest's main attraction. Douglas says the yearly celebra- and other interested parties have know." When a new band leader of the Oktoberfest tradition. "You couldn't have a club like tion is in danger of dying out. gathered- on the second week- took over, the Midnighters "I'm worried that when this the FDSK back in North Cutbacks in government cultur- end in September -- for the underwent a drastic change of generation dies, Oktoberfest Dakota. Too many Germans, al programs have made it diffi- Birmingham Oktoberfest. In a format. "I didn't care much for will go to the grave with them." nobody cares. To get people cult for small towns to sponsor cavernous convention hall deco- the music the first year or two," Birmingham's Oktoberfest is interested, you need a few an Oktoberfest. "We have two rated with vaguely Middle- says Douglas, "But you start to sponsored by an organization Germans in an area surrounded weekends off this October. It's Eastern designs, they are drink- like it after a while." called Freunde Deutsche by lots of Scottish and French unheard of. Military cutbacks ing Grolsh, dancing to German Douglas' attitude -- "play it till Sprache und Kultur, a club people and so forth." have hurt us, too. All these bases music, and eating the best wurst you like it" -- seems to pervade founded by local German- The Mitternaechters' list of used to have an Oktoberfest, West of East Berlin. the whole celebration. A first- Americans to promote German venues is impressive- demand ' and now they're closed." "I've played the accordion all time Oktoberfester may be in traditions. Bossert says German for German music, especially in my life," says Bossert. He is a for a big surprise if he expects a culture clubs are actually quite the Fall, has kept them running member of Die Mitternaechters, massive beer bash. It's no Mardi popular in the South, in spite of Welcome Back JSU Students!

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Little Women A Great Season Opener novel came to life on stage with (played by Betty Jeanne Day) and By Amy Ponder Mishia Edwards doing a superb job Hannah (played by Gena Features writer portraying Jo March. The tomboy- Holcombe) are an important part of The play Little Women, adapted ish Jo, charged by her father with the lives of the girls. Day plays an by Kristin Laurence from Louisa the job of "man of the house" while outstanding Marmee, who is always May Alcott's classic novel, is a he is off at war, dreams of being a there to give advice to the girls timeless story about the bond of sis- writer. Edwards' performance pro- when they have questions. Hannah terhood and family. It took the vided a touch of humor to relieve an cares for the girls when Marmee stage as season opener for the JSU otherwise sentimental play. When must go to be with Mr. March, who Drama Department and director an argument arises about a trip to is injured during the war. Kimberly Kinsey. the theater between Jo and Amy The production crews did a magnif- The story, which takes place in the (played by Nicole Humphrey) the icent job, with scenery and cos- living room of the March family sisters become spiteful, and Amy tumes evoking the feeling of the during the Civil War, spans a year in bums a story Jo has written. Their Civil War time period. Costumes the lives of the sisters Meg, Jo, love as sisters surfaces again when and sets, such as the period uniform Amy, and Beth. They are left under Amy almost drowns and Jo realizes worn by Wayne Claeren, (who the care of their aunt when their that her sister's life is more impor- appeared as Mr. March) gave the father leaves to serve as a chaplain tant than her story. The love the sis- performance a realistic appearance in the Civil War. ters share is also evident when timid for the time period in which the Throughout the year, the sisters Beth (played by Renee Howard) story is set. The crew of "Little experience anger, love, excitement, struggles through a case of scarlet Women" supported the cast with and joy. Jo becomes angry at times fever. Rene Humprey portrays exceptional professionalism to pro- with Amy; Beth becomes excited Meg: a prim, proper, caring and ~OV- vide JSU with a delightful season rrJUst wait till your father gets home!": Mamee (Betty when she receives a piano from Mr. ing older sister who is tired of being opener. Laurence, their neighbor. a governess and anxious over the Jeane ~a;,center) has a talk with Beth (Renee Howard) and The characters of this classic thought of marriage. Marmee Meg (Rene Humphrey). (Photo by Donny Cotten)

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' Earlier this summer Catherine Wheel power and perfection of "Happy Days" to the stage. released one of the most amazing and When they came to Atlanta in August, Catherine Wheel dynamic albums of the year "Happy Days." proved that they are even better live. The album has since seen major video and It was this stop in the Olympic City where we had a radio play with the singles "Waydown" and chance to sit down with Catherine Wheel's drummer Neil "Judy Staring At The Sun," a duet with Belly's Simms. There he sat with dark skin, blond hair, and an JTanya Donelly, and it has received critical acclaim in accent so think you could cut it with a knife. We pro- many magazines and newspapers, including the ceeded to grill Sims on where Catherine Wheel came Chanticleer. from and how they got to where they are today, along With this much hype, it was inevitable that Catherine with other tid-bits about one of the most prolific English Wheel would tour the states and with the impending tour, bands since Pink Floyd. questions were raised if the Wheel could translated the .I...... - Last time your were in the obsession and it's not an album. And [in the beginning] song but it doesn't really states you opened up for obsession. We are quite a we had no songs. We don't sound like us." We actually INXS. How was that? spontaneous band and we write on the road. We just give felt like we had our own Neil Sims: It was great open- write most of our stuff sponta- ourselves six weeks to get sound and our own &aracter ing up for them. Originally I neously. some songs together. So we at the end of the INXS tour. So balked at the idea cause I The writing on "Happy got ruthless with the songs thought "oh no, this dinosaur Days" is so dynamic. It goes and said "we really like that see Wheel page 74 pop band," but they really, from a subtls, sweet ballad really are a spirited band; and to an all- out sonic assault. they're a rock and roll band How did that writing come beyond their ages. That's what about? they are, so it was fun to open NS: We toured a lot and we in front of lots of people with genuinely evolved as band by really no pressure on us the end of a long period of because it wasn't our gig. It touring. And thankfully, thank was a good learning experi- God, if there is a God, that's ence that taught us a huge what happens and we don't amount about playing in front have to disappear up our asses of large audiences and also at home trying to write mater- [about] just presenting your- ial. That maybe takes the band self, maybe more openly than one step further. In other I introverted, on-stage. words, when we actually do So, by watching sound check get together and write stuff (that seemed to last forever), together as a unit, which is Would you say you are per- mostly how we do these fectionists? things, we're doing it as a NS: Yes! To be honest it's not band and we've moved on a matter of perfection, it's from the last thing and stuff about doing it properly and does come, I hate to say, easi- making sure ...perfection ly, but we had over forty songs

implies that it's almost like an to choose from to do this CATHERINE WHEEL: (from left to riaw,htl Dave Hawes, Neil Sims , Rob Dickinson, and Brian Futter lntervt'ew by Kelt0 Tusker layout by Mt'ke Canada THE CHANTICLEER * SEPTEMBER 21,1995 * PAGE 13

By Mike Canada Editor-In-Chief Dd, but still mohiin' your momma mod Before there was anything ly recognized by the public. Frank Zappa." vaguely alternative in rock Well, there were fans: Jean- You get 19 tastey Zappa music, there was Zappa. luc Ponty, Paul McCartney, "hits" all in one package. Whether it was Frank Zappa John Lennon, etc.Basically, From "Don't Eat The Yellow and the Mothers of Invention, most of the "innovators" of Snow" and "Dancin' Fool," to Frank Zappa and [insert modern music did more than "My Guitar Wants To Kill famous musician from any notice the man, they learned Your Momma" and "Joe's genre of music] or Frank from him. (Paul McCartney is Garage," you get a nice SAM- Zappa with (who else?) Frank said to have conceived "Sgt. PLE of what FZ is about.Yes, Zappa, the man made a music Peppers" after listening to it even has "Valley Girl," for imprint that the world will not "Freak Out.") those of you who remember forget. Sure, most of the Well, that's all fine and his daughter Moon-Unit and world may not even know dandy, but he has over 50 the year 1982. Don't be who or what the hell this man albums and you can't even fooled, remember the man was, but his influence on name a song by him. Where released over 50 albums. music makers has been do you start? Luckily, the These 19 tracks are a great astounding. folks at Rykodisc kept the introduction to where the Since the 1966 debut, Zappa-uneducated in mind "modern alternative scene" "Freak Out," Zappa and what- when they decided to reissue got its start 30 years ago. The ever band of se.iously-silly his entire catalog this year. other albums form a wonder- THE GODFATHER OF ALTERNATIVE MUSIC: Frank musicians flockrd to him, They pulled together a lovely ful encyclopedia of where zappablended jazz, blues, rock, soul and funk to create a have cranked out over 50 starter kit: many great artists music that influenced artists ranging from the Beatles to the albums -many of them bare- Commercial - The best of learned to steal. Dead Milk Men. PAGE 14 *SEPTEMBER 21,1995 * THE CHANTICLEER

Wheel to follow "Black Metallic." NS: We were all in different English map. 120 miles north- Obviously that plan failed. That's probably one of the bands doing different things. east of London. I was an engi- Which do you like touring continued from page 13 biggest songs we've written They all finished and we all neer, Brian was an electronics more, England or the U.S.? we ditched those songs and but to be honest, I think that got together and decided that engineer, Dave was a materi- NS: I like America more kept the ones that really did "HealH[a moving balled on maybe we should write some als coordinator for a large oil because you get a better bus sound like us. It just so hap- "Happy Days"] is the best demos and see if we could get company, and Rob was a car for your money. pens that a lot of them are dif- song that we've ever written. some gigs. And then it just stylist. We all had pretty seri- How's bus life? ferent to one another but it Hopefully it will catch peo- snowballed, literally, six ous careers. NS: The hardest thing about it still sounds like Catherine ples imaginations. Live it months, after that. How did you choose to give is that you lose touch with Wheel doing the song. That's comes across so powerfully. How old are you if you've up work for the band? reality. You don't get the news really all we wanted to do, Every time Rob sings those known each other so long? NS: Well that's a rat race. I everyday, you don't do the and if you accomplish that on last few lines in that, I get a NS: Thirty this year, and I'm had always promised myself normal things everyday. You an album you're doing really tingly spot inside. It's very the youngest. So we came that I wouldn't do [music] get desensitized to a lot of well, Hopefully we've done rare for things do that to me. into it rather late, and like I seriously because I couldn't trivial things and then you just that this time. It wasn't a con- "Happy Days'' is a much said, we've all been in bands take all the bulls**t. The recapture yourself with the scious decision to make it a darker and heavier album and we've all been playing record company bulls**t real- spinal tap mentality now and diverse album. We actually than the others. Do you see since we were like six ... in ly does turn my stomach again. had an idea to do a double this as the natural progres- some very, very devious cause all of us are down to What do you think of the CD, so you have one CD of sion of the band to get dark- bands but none the less, expe- earth people. I never wanted music of the 90's as compared harder stuff and one CD of er and heavier? rience is what you get from to do it for that reason alone to the music of the 80's? maybe, not lighter, but differ- NS: We don't feel shackled playing in devious bands, if and then the opportunity arose NS: I think there's.too much ent [songs]. by anybody's label. Other anything. 26 and 27 when we and I thought Hang on, what music to choose from today Since you only had a hand- people say we're a rock band started. It's a fairly late age to can I do? I can do my job for and it's not all very good, ful of songs that you knew or a shoegazer band or a start, but it was good in a way the rest of my life and make a either. At least the 80's were were going on the album, grunge band, but that's their because you could bring a lot lot of money or I can just go significant for the time and how did you pick the run- fh*king problem. It has noth- more to it. and play in a band and maybe I'm just not sure that at any- ning order? "Happy Days" ing to do with us. I think the Where did you all live? have fun for a couple of body is doing that at the is one of a few albums that key to it is we don't really NS: Near Cambridge, a place years." Originally I was only moment; now that Kurt can be listened to from start think about how we're per- called Great Yarmouth. It's going to do it for a couple of Cobain has left the earth. to finish without ever feel- ceived. Maybe to a certain the furthest point east on the years. ing like you need to skip a degree that's going to be a song because it doesn't fit problem, but it's also going to there. be a good thing for us. We're NS: Running order was a not going to feel like we have really big thing on this album. to change with fashion or Everything we do we consid- have to fit in somewhere. I er a lot. Running order is a don't think that we do fit in very important thing. We really with any group of other spent more time on running bands. Maybe that's a big order than we did choosing headed thing to say but I the songs. coyldn't tell you what we In picking the songs, did sound like if somebody asked you feel that this album me for a comparison of "SERVING GALHOUN COUNTY FOR 25 YEARS" needed a "Black Metallic" bands. [from CW's debut I've always compared you "Ferment"] or to Pink Floyd. Maybe not so "Crank"[from their last much for the music but for FOREIGN & DOMESTIC album "Chrome"]? the attitude. Pink Floyd is NS: No, cause we don't feel not David Gilmour's band shackled by anything we've and Catherine Wheel is not .FRAME & UNIBODY REPAIRS done in the past. There's noth- Rob Dickinson's band. ing to live up to in terms of Everybody is just as impor- .FULL MECHANICAL REPAIRS just maybe playing to a few tant and recognized as the more people and making a other. Do you see it that eAC & RADIATOR WORK better record next time. No, way? we never feel outside pressure NS: It's very much like that. to be anything other than gen- We all understand that with- After Hours Towing uinely what we can be at that out each other we wouldn't be given time. You get into those here now. There's a lot of Call 435-4977 nasty compromising realms respect. We know each other of having to do things very well as well. We've because politically that's the known each other for 12 more correct than n%t doing years. them. Everything's a compro- What to so long to get the mise and we don't feel like band together if you all new there has to be another song each other for so long? THE CHANTICLEER *SEPTEMBER 21,1995 0 PAGE 15 McDonald's of \ Try A Jacksonville 1, I D clicious and Piedmont Mouth-Watering Double Cheese I Today I I / • or for I $2.99p~ur tax in our #2 Extra Value Meal Have you had I HOiRS: 11:00 - 9:OO. Mon. - Ihurs. ll:00 - 990, Fi. and Sat. ' I, . your break today?

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Baseball is JSU roars back to dump Blazers, 28-26 By Scott Stansell truly the Sports Editor BIRMINGHAM - The place where Gamecocks came storming back from a 17-0 halftime deficit and dreams come scored 25 fourth quarter points to dump the University of true Alabama-Birmingham Blazers 28-26 in front of 14,127 fans at he other day, on my way Legion Field Saturday. home from class, I spent But it took a huge defensive Tsome money I didn't effort by Eurious Parker to seal have on a video. the victory late in the game. I justified it to myself by say- UAB's Keith Roland darted ing it was a movie I really liked into the end zone to pull the and one of which I needed to Blazers to within two, 28-26, but have a copy at home. Parker knocked away Rodney The movie was "Field of Hudson's pass to Ron Sigler on Dreams" and I watched it the two-pbint conversion Monday night. I'm glad I decid- attempt with ten seconds left on ed to buy it. the clock. I basically have three loves in Jacksonville head coach Bill my life that haven't picked up Burgess didn't mind the sus- CELEBRATION: JSU tignt-end Rick Shonberg rejoices after catching a pass from JeDairus and left me at one point or pense one bit. Issac to convert a two point conversion against UAB Saturday. (photo by Ed Hill) another: newspapers, movies "We'll take this win and take and baseball. it right back to Jacksonville," he Brown, who is still looking for ble from quarterback Kevin JeDarius Issac found Rick Okay, baseball went on strike said. his first victory as UAB head Drake and the ball squirted Schomberg in the end zone to for nine months but the owners "UAB deserves a lot of credit. coach, had trouble concealing loose, rolling all the way to the put the Gamecocks ahead 21-20. had enough good sense to play They really showed everyone his emotions after the game. Blazer two-yard line. UAB dominated the first half, the season with real, rather than just how good they are and we "In my 23 years of coaching, I Amel Jackson, whose 84 yards holding the Gamecocks score- replacement, players. were fortunate to get the chance have never been around a loss led the Gamecock ground less and allowing JSU just five I am not, at present, a Kevin to come back and win the that hurt me so bad," he said. attack, went into the end zone first downs . Costner fan. I started losing game." One of those turnovers came for the touchdown to cut the lead JSU will host North Carolina interest after he sleepwalked "You will not beat anyone with 356 left in the game with 20-19. A&T on Saturday at 7 p.m. and through "The Bodyguard," and committing six turnovers in a UAB leading 20- 13. Jacksonville elected to go for Knoxville College on September decided to stretch himself as an game," UAB head coach Watson the two-point conversion and 30 at 2 p.m. actor in "A Perfect World." Brown said. ~h~ ~~~~~~~k~ forced a fum- Since I have very little space this week, I won't even start on "Waterworld." Costner did some of his best Women's golf team finishes third in tourney acting in a doubleheader he did the title. Western Kentucky posted an 18- place on the individual list. in 1987 and 1988. He started by By Scott Stansell hole total of 647 to edge runner-up Eastern Brosang and Vicki Banks (81-79-160) playing an aging minor league Sports Editor Kentucky by a stroke. were named to the six-player all-tournament catcher paired with a screwball Jacksonville dropped seven strokes to third team from JSU. Western Kentucky's young pitcher (Tim Robbins, COOKEVILLE, Tn. - After holding a before he became a serious three-stroke first round lead, the in the nine-team field. Danielle Barker shot a seven-over 72 on actor and an activist) in "Bull Jacksonville women's golf team fired a sec- Spring Hill College (662) was fourth, fol- Sunday to head team. Durham," the all-time greatest ond day 329 and slipped to third pIace in the lowed by University of Mobile (663), Others honored were Erica Montgomery baseball movie ever made. Tennessee Tech Classic women's golf tour- Murray State (670), Tennessee Tech (696), of Eastern Kentucky (80-78-158) and His performance in "Field of nament last weekend. University of Dayton (707) and Western Valarie Turner of Mobile (82-78-160). Dreams," where he plays an The tournament, held at the Ironwood Golf Carolina (748). In pre-qualifying for the travelling team Iowa farmer who hears a voice Course, is part of the Rolex Collegiate Tour. Courtney Brosang shot a five-over 77 to last week, freshman Nicole Connett sank a urging him to build a baseball Western Kentucky improved its score by lead the field on Saturday. She fired an hole-in-one on the No. 2 hole of the field among his cornstalks, 11 strokes Sunday and came back from four eight-over 80 on Sunday and tied Eastern Mindbreaker course at Silver Lakes Golf See STANSELL on page 21 strokes off JSU's tournament lead to claim Kentucky's Beverly Brockman for second Course in Glencoe. THE CHANTICLEER *SEPTEMBER 21,1995 * PAGE 19 USFblanks Gamecocksassoc- 1 Volleyball team 0-4 in Troy tournament cer team drops third straight TROY - The volleyball team Austin Peay 3-1. kills each in the Samfofd loss. finished 0-4 in the Troy State In the Troy match, Amy Candie Terry led the Lady By Scott Stansell USF defense, led by junior Invitational last Friday and Reaves and Amanda Sandlin had Gamecocks with eight digs. Sports Editor back Christine Tortorici and Saturday. seven kills each to lead the Lady Carney, Carpenter and Sandlin Sumner held off the Gamecock Troy State defeated the Lady Gamecocks. Sandlin and Robyn all had six each. TAMPA, Fla. - University Gamecocks 3-2 to advance to Carpenter had four digs each. Troy defeated Jacksonville 15- of South Florida midfielder attack. Sumner turned away 10 JSU shots while Japak faced the championship game of the Sandlin had 19 kills to lead 9, but the Lady Gamecocks Annie Wagner scored off a tournament against Austin Peay Jacksonville in the Lady bounced back to win the next only three. direct kick in the 65th minute University. Gamecocks' loss to Austin Peay. game 15-13. Troy won 15-4 but and senior goalkeeper Dianne Tortorici, who played the Troy's Vicki Paciski and Reaves added 12. Kim Carney Jacksonville won 15-13 to force Sumner turned away a flurry of final three minutes with a Kristy Hagel both 18 kills in the had six digs and Sandlin added a fifth game. The Trojans took last-minute shots as the Bulls painful side injury, was forced match but the Lady Trojans four. the match with a 16-14 win. defeated Jacksonville State 1-0 to pick up the Bulls' defense dropped the match and the Jacksonville lost 3-0 to Sandlin had 21 kills in the last Saturday at the USF Soccer when senior Lora Madison was championship, 3-2. Samford on Saturday and took match and Carney added 15. Stadium. unable to play due to a high In matches on Friday, Troy Troy to the wall in a rematch, 3- Carney also had 11 digs. Wagner's blast went into the defeated Jacksonville 3-0 and 2. The Lady Gamecocks host fever. upper right comer of the net on the Lady Gamecocks lost to Reaves and Sandlin had 13 UNA and West Georgia tonight. the fly, eluding Lady "This is a huge win for our Gamecock keeper Michelle team," USF head coach Logan Japak. The score was Wagner's Fleck said. "Jacksonville State Cross-country teams run in GSU Invitational second of the season and sec- is a full-funded program ATLANTA, Ga. - The 22:12. In the men's category, ond in as many matches. whereas we won't have schol- women's cross country team fin- Other JSU runners were Jacksonville State collected 181 Wagner's kick sent the arships until next season." ished fourth in the 23rd Annual Tiffany Eggers (23:36), Leigh points. ~i~h~~lsalmon had the Gamecocks to their third Two of Jacksonville's three Georgia State Invitational meet Weatherman (23:49), Karen Gamecock,s best time at 29:32. straight defeat of the season as at the Georgia Regional Hospital Lawson (24:33), Donna Bailey losses have come to Trans- The other JSU runners were Jacksonville dropped to 1-3. Saturday. (24:50) and Emily Wester America Conference foes. The John Suckow (32:15), David South Florida improved to 2-1 . Jacksonville collected 113 (25:41). with the win. Gamecocks return to TAC points in the event. Maria Georgia Tech, riding a 1-2-3 COffman ()Brad Jacksonville outshot the action on Saturday when they Zavala turned in the Lady finish, topped the women's cate- Mickelson (33:21), Lee Biddle Bulls 15 to 11, but the sting visit Georgia State in Atlanta. Gamecocks' fastest time at gory with a low score of 15. (3558) and Greg Dean (37:39).

STANSELL continued from 20 Ray Kinsella to the J.D. Salinger clone the greatest left-fielder in the history of I can't explain the almost mystical pull might be even better than in Bull Terence Mann (James Earl Jones) to the game. the ballpark has or why, whenever I pick up a newspaper, I always turn right to the Durham. Costner has a wide-eyed, DocGraham (Burt Lancaster), has Jackson and seven members of the 1919 Chicago White Sox left the game in box scores. I don't know why I love a Jimmy Stewart quality in the movie, dreamed, at one point or another of playing major league baseball. ?'he field Ray disgrace when it was learned they were game that treated its fans the way base- which is a dead-on perfect performance, carves out of his cornfield enables all of payed by gamblers to throw the World ball did during the strike. since this is a Frank CapraIJimmy them to realize those dreams. Series that year. When The Voice tells But I know that baseball has been Stewart movie for the 1980s. It isn't by accident that W.P. Kinsella, Ray early in the film, "if you build it, he around a long, long time and it has sur- I was struck by something as I watched the author of Shoeless Joe, the novel from will come," Shoeless Joe is the first play- vived man's attempts to tear it down, like "Field of Dreams" again. The movie real- which the movie was adapted, chose er who appears. the 1919 Black Sox scandal. It will con- ly isn't about baseball. Its about dreams baseball to get his message across. No Ray Liotta, who plays Shoeless Joe, has tinue to endure, long after the current and the lengths to which people will go to other sport has produced the kid of heroes a monologue about how much he loved owners have passed the mantle. have their dreams fulfilled. Baseball is like Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Gil Hodges, the game and how much it hurt having to Baseball isn't perfect. But everyonce in basically just a metaphor. Christy Mathewson, and even "Shoeless" give it up. Those few sentences sum up awhile, it really does let dreams come Everyone in the movie, from Costner's Joe Jackson himself, called by Ty Cobb the way I feel about the game. true.

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