The American Legion Magazine [Volume 49, No. 5 (November 1950)]
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THE EDITORS' <:ORNER. 6 MEMO TO THE LADIES. 52 SOUND OFF! 8 PARTING SHOTS 72 WESTERN OFFICE 333 North Mi(higon Avenue Manusicripts. artwork, cartoons submitted for consideration will not Chicago 1, Illinois be returned unless a self-addressed, stamped envelope is included. 4 Product of Bristol-M vers John Stelle, McLeans- Eorl L. Alliance, Paul, A. 60-&ond Workout^' Please notify the Meyer, Minn ; Horold Circulation Depart- boro, Illinois, Chairman Neb.; Chorles E. Booth, Shindler, Newburgh, ment, Publications of the Legion Publica- Huntington, W. Vo.; A. Ind.; Emmett So fay, tions Commission; Dan C. Jockson, Lubbocic, Division, P. O. Box Jacksonvi Me, Flo. ; CIo- W, Emmett, Venture, Texas; Max Slepin, loss, Indianapolis, vis Copeiond, Little California and Lawrence Philadelphia, Po.; Ro- Rock, Ark.; Paul B. for cream Indiana, if you have W. Hager, Owensboro, Baton lond Cocreham, Dogue, Downinglon, changed your ad- Kentucky, Vice-Choir- Rouge, La.; George D. Pa.; Josephus Daniels, tonic fans . lighter-bodied dress, using notice men. Members of the Baron, Bethany, Conn,; Jr., Raleigh, N. C; D. form 22S which you Commission: J. Russell Lang Armstrong, Spo- may secure from Larcombe, Moltc, Mon- kone, Wosh.; Eorl Hitch- L. Sears, Toledo, Ohio; your Postmaster. Be tana; Dr. Charles R. cock, Glens Foils, N. Y.; George D. Levy, Sum- sure to cut off the Logon, Keokuk, Iowa; Edgor G. Voughan, St. ter, S. C. gives your hair that address label on your Magazine and Dtjector of Publications Aiiy,so,y Editor Adyertiiing Director James F. O'Neil Alexander Gardiner Fred L. Maguire paste it in the space LOOK New York, N. Y. Sl,inti^ti\\:, Editor am-mOMBO provided. Always Easitm Adv. M^y give your 1950 Consuitiint Boyd B. Stutler WitliomM.DeVitolis film! sticky James F. Borton A It Editor NO heavy NO comb! UCJU membership card Indianapolis, Ind. Al Marshall Wt A dv. Mf.T. Fred E. Crawford, Jr. both _< NO messy hands! number and A Sf't to DirCi-tOT A tatc l.ditOTS your new and your Frank Lisiecki Robert B. Pitkin Dttioit Adv. Rep. old address. Editor Joseph C. Keeley Irving Herschbein Charles 0. Hepler 2 • The American Legion Magazine • November, 1950 . BEN HOGAN SAYS: "For that smoother taste just ask for, . FINEST BEER SBUVEn ... ANYWHERE BEN HOGAN— National Open and P.G.A. Champ- Ben's eyes are pleased Ben's nose is teased Ben's taste agrees Pabst ion — makes the tliree-way by the creamy head — by the delicious and Blue Ribbon has that "experts" test with a glass the brilliant amber inviting fragrance oi smoother taste no other of Pabst Blue Kibbon. color. finest malt and hops, beer can touch. jf COPYRIGHT 1950, PABST BREWING COMPANY, MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN • TRADE MARKS REG. U.S. PAT. OFF. New Allen-A SensafionI Products PIlRADE A sampling oi items which are in process of development or are coming on the market. Mention of products in no way constitutes an endorsement oj them, since in most cases they are described as represented by manufacturers SAVES TIRES, PREVENTS ACCIDENTS. An ingenious safety device that screws on a tire valve and whistles when the pressure drops dangerously low has been announced by the Louell Products Co., 423 Fulton St., Brooklyn 1. Called the Tire-I.arm, the gadget also adds a colorful note to the car since it is luminous and shows at night as a revolving circle of light. Tire-Larms are sold in sets of four for $5.85 postpaid. POCKET-SIZE GOOSE DECOY. A life-size, all-rubber, col- lapsible Canadian goose decoy weighing only 18 ounces Like comfort in action? This new AUen-A Atlastic* T- Shirt has live-rubber will be available to hunters this year for $7.50, a fraction s-t-r-e-t-c-h in shoulder seams and collar of the cost of conventional wooden decoys.