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Issue 20 April 2, 1987 16 pages*Free .Suicide: Hotel bars students - . Media's not 21 from dance portrayal. Decision causes uptoar BY CHRIS SWINGLE the system seems to work fine at other She went shopping weeks ago, places like the North Forty and unfair looking for the "perfect dress" for the Boston dance clubs. A wristband Senior Class' semi-formal this Friday. must be shown at the bar, and anyone BY PAMELA BENSON Her boyfriend is a senior, and they seen drinking without one is asked to leave. "The media needs to treat suicides were both looking forward to a night Underage Students with more sensitive publicity, and of dancing and socializing with their acknowledge the aftennath and ef­ friends. Until, that is, they found out "Soundmaster" Steve Zuk, 21, de­ fects of suicides,'' Deirdre Silverman she (a junior) can't go. jayed at the fall semi-formal, and saw told Ithaca College students last The Holiday Inn is restricting the no problems with· the wristband Tuesday. event to those born prior to April 4, system. "I thought it worked out Silverman, Executive Director of 1966. In oµier words, you must be 21 fine," he said. the Suicide Prevention and Crisis Ser­ or older to attend. Claire Christopherson, 21, was also vice of tompkins County, spoke about Many Ithaca College students say at the fall semi-formal, and said the the media and what problems it the limitation is not fair to underage bracelets weren't totally effective; creates covering suicides. seniors or dates of those over 21, and however, she doesn't believe it was the Silverman said too many articles in · implies that alcohol is the theme of a senior class' fault. "I don't think the the media sensationaliz.e suicide. "The social event. bartenders really paid attention to media doesn't focus on the aftermath Drinking Age armbands," she said. "If you wanted and impact· on the family members a drink you could get one." She still that are left behind," she said. "A drinking age should have thinks underage dates should be Silverman thinks the media tries to nothing to do with who goes to a allowed to attend, though. create a "good news story" from bad · dance," Chris Campisi, 19, said. "It's Lissy explained that the Holiday news. "Many suicides are shown as a dance, not a drinkathon." Inn changed its policy when staff -dramatic presentations in the media." Morgan Lakey, 21, agreed, "By changed there; it was not in response "Improvements are not considered setting up events where people have to to specific problems at the fall event, good-news," she said. , __ . UHACAN/.iASON Mll.:HAELS. be over 21, you're using drinking as he said. . . She noted·how the negative ~s.­ ·A-GING. AC11VIST:-~ige--L~~tiaot'.·Jiit~S~- tii~·:op~orti.mty lasr- - a central 'issue.'' . ,. '_; ·. ,. AHowing.underage students to go of suicide. are only 'shown 'in. the ·Tuesday night to highlight the fast-growing population of older Americans; "They're assuming everybody is last fall ,:esulted i!] high attendance. A media. For example, the number of He sees a dark cloud hovering over the future of aging with respect to the going to drink," said Holly Zinn, I9. record 728 tickets were sold, Lissy enonnous financial burden needed for health care see Professor page 4 Those both under and over 21 sym­ said. He estimated that 600 of those see Suicide page. 3 · · .- pathize with the fate of their underage wore bracelets and could drink. friends. Many say the limit creates a People generally speak quietly wall among friends, splitting social about the related issue of using false groups into those "of age" and those identification to get around the South Hill invaded by students underage. Take the junior/senior cou­ system. By only permitting those over ple as an example. What is the senior 21 to attend senior class events, are BY LESLIE LOGAN Ithaca College has no future plans for -gets a good deal of negative repercus­ who is seriously dating someone students inspired to get fake "proof'? The first of a series housing developments to accom­ sions being situated so close to them. younger than 21 supposeq"to do? Campisi thinks so. "It encourages of neigborhood articles modate its students. Recently, an apartment complex Odds are the senior won't go without fake I.D.'s," he said. Many permanent residents on Sue and Roger Dennis, of 1075 went up right next door to her his/her date, several students said. thaca's South Hill say they feel they Taughannock Blvd., own the Hudson business. "I opposed it all the way," "If I was dating a senior, I'd be re being invaded. Invaded by Heights Studio Apartments which the Centini said. Not only does she feel kind of mad right now," said Dianne tudents. lease to IC and house students. Even the building is too big for the piece of Oltz, 20. Diplo·mat: Actually the invasion of South Hill so, they feel strongly about hous­ property it is on, but she feels some "It would be so sad to be denied first began in the mid- I 960s when ing off-campus students. "I could do other violations may have been made your senior semi-formal just because Ithaca College first moved atop the without the students,'' said Sue Den­ in construction, v. hich she intends to your date is a junior," Jen Shindler, Reagan's ill. The Ithaca College Admissions nis. "I would hate to see a lot of new look into. 20, said. Office has verified increased enroll­ housing .. .it would be detrimental to "Not only are they in my front How does Senior Class President ment since then. The effects on the the neighborhood." yard, now they're in my backyard," David Lissy, 21, justify the "21 and Centini said. "Being so close has pain­ agenda community have ranged from good to Hudson Heights over" rule? bad to worse, and it apparent to many ful effects on us and the business-­ "Our policy towards alcohol is con­ permanent residents that Ithaca Col- The Dennises are not the only ones especially at night." She recalled a tingent on where we hold the event,'' too lax lege is to _blame. . who cater to the students' housing late-night party down the street which he said. The Holiday Inn is the only Ithaca College has gradually been needs, but nevertheless feel threaten­ was loud and disruotive. "I had kids place that can accomodate a group as BY SUSAN FEATHER increasing its enrollment of students ed by their increasing presence. Sue crowding my parking lot with therr large as the expected turnout, he add­ How the situation in Nicaragua and allowing more of them to move Centini, co-owner of the Coddington cars, leaving beer cups in my bushes ed; therefore, the semi-formal must turns out depends on how much off campus. In a recent press con­ Restaw-ant gets a good portion of her and kids urinating on my pile of adhere to the hotel's 21 restriction. thought, time and energy we put into ference, Ithaca's 2nd Ward Alder­ business from the students surroun­ · wood," she said. "They can't afford to lose their li­ it, said former Ambassador to woman Susan Cummings said that ding her on South Hill. But she also quor license," he explained. "I feel Ecuador Samuel Hart last Thursday Students' Partying for the people who aren't 21, but we night. are catering to seniors," he said. "The As visiting Woodrow Wilson The problems resulting from senior class is basically 21." Lissy Fellow, Hart spoke to about 40 peo­ students' partying is felt on lower estimated the number of seniors to be ple on "Reagan's Latin America South Hill as well. Used-car dealer 1200 this year, and said very few of Agenda: Drugs, Debt, Democracy Bob Cudlin used to live on South those are below 21. and Deterrent.'' CayugaStreetbutsaidhehadenough But what about those seniors who He moved through each of the four of the offensive conduct. He simply are still underage? "D's," explaining his view of the U.S. packed up and left the neightborhood. "If someone really wants to go to foreign policy in Latin America. "Nobody does nothing," he said. "I this event and they're underage, they Both President Reagan and former went to some meetings but they didn't can come talk to me," Lissy said. He President Carter worked to prevent accomplish anything .. the hill is full of wasn't sure what sort of arrangement the supply side of the drug problem, gripes but nothing's done." could be worked out, but said he'd going for the source. However, it was The residents see the key problem speak to the Holiday Inn said, "As long as there is demand [for as student indifference and incon­ representative. drugs], the supply will materialize." sideration for their next-door By contrast, the semi-formal last The solution, according to Hart, ne1ghbors. One South Auro~a S1!eet fall at the Holiday Inn allowed although not an easy one, is to put homeowner cited an easy soluuon. underage dates of seniors to attend. . more emphasis on the long term de­ · "They should just have some con­ Those over 21 received wristbands, mand side, the damage drugs do, and sideration for the people in their · allowing them to drink. the rehabilitation of users. neighborhood, the homeowner said. "Bracelets work, if you enforce the Democracy, said Hart, is "the good ~_.:; SUE'_.tDats·'STUDENTS:,Sue Centini, co-owner of the Coddington policy," said Sarah Mann, who at­ /_-. -;,~ enjoysstudents;.'but she feels they get out of hand. see South Hill page 4 tended the fall event. She added that see Diplomat page 4 ·~~:•• ~~f ~~-r-. ·,:-",;·::, - .- \ ;;; - -;;; -aiiiiia ------...-- - ATTENTION: ~ ...... Vibrant Colors In outdoor foo1wear from the company that has taken technoiogy to the limit. Vibrant colors from the outdoor Student Government

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, •• • •• ,·, ,1 April 2, 1987 THE ITHACAN _3 Professor stresses understanding aging Suicide-,- BYSEfHKORNF1ELD demographic revolution. and services are not always available. ~ from page 1 "I'm very enthusiastic about geron­ genetics in determining the future of There are over 27 million people The second revolution Maddox aging, Maddox said. suicides in Tompkins County last year tology. My enthusiasm in part comes over 65 years old in this country, mentioned was the knowledge was seven, four less than the yearly from the experience of 27 years at The third revolution he mentioned Maddox said. Although the average revolution. was expectation, hopes for late average. But that is never mentioned Duke University," said Dr. George L. lifespan has increased, Maddox said "Don't go into late life without . in the media, she said. Maddox during his lecture Tuesday adulthood. Professionals and policy it is important to make sure that the means of social support," he said, in­ makers must keep pace with the ex­ "The media needs to deromanticize night in Textor, entitled "The Future probability of dependence, chance of dicating that work and family play a suicides by telling the other side-like of Aging." · pectations of a new generation of illness and/or disability, d.oes not also critical role in how people adapt to life older adults. He said that with few what happened to the body or how "Many peoplr who visit us at Duke increase. transitions. the family was affected by the death," say,' You people not only seem to en­ precedents, older adults are changing Another trend Maddox mentioned Medical breakthroughs have shown the traditional structure of aging. she said. joy what you do, you seem to like old was how institutions are adapting to that no smoking, proper diet, aerobic Silverman also addressed teen people'," Maddox said. Some value factor~ that will hi: faced the elderly. He stressed that old peo­ activity and relieving stress are major are the future of Social Secunty, . suicide and the role of the media in Maddox· divided aging into three ple often become isolated because they factors of late life, said Maddox. covering such events. Silverman said basic revolutions, the first being the retirement, and late life careers, Mad­ have less mobility ~~~rtation. Maddox said most older adults dox concluded. 5,000 teenagers try to kill themselves don't exercise enough. "Taking Maddox has served on the a year, and for every successful charge of one's life has beneficial Technical Advisory committee to the suicide, there are 50-1()0 attempts. physiological effects," he said, in­ White House conferences on aging Again, she said the media only dicating that aerobic activity has the and has been a consultant to the Pan­ shows one side. "What about the peo­ best anti-depression effects known. American Health Organization and ple that don't succeed in killing Opportunities for self-fulfillment the World Health Organization in themselves or successful interventions and the reinvention of oneself in Europe. He is also former editor-in­ that are never told." she said. adulthood are more important then chief for the Encylopedia _£n Aging, But she is not blaming the media for suicides and she doesn't know whether publicizing suicide gives it un­ needed attention. "There is no way of measuring whether the media does or does not EURAIL YOCJTHPASS affect other suicides," she said. Silverman said, however, the crisis If you are under 26 years of age. service does depend on the media for Eurail Youthpass-available all communication. ''The media can in­ year around-will entitle you to form clients, the homeless, and the the same privileges as Eurail­ general public of our services." she pass. (but you must pay all fast said. ''And we are constantly needing train surcharges) excP.pt you volunteers, donations and political travel in SECOND CLASS. as support.'' But whether the media reaches the most Europeans do. There are taget audience is the problem Silver­ two passes to choose from: a man sees with using the media. I and a 2 month pass. She said after three years of publici­ ty in daily and weekly papers around town and on the radio, the Service still finds people that didn't know it ex­ isted, or didn't know its 272-1616 24-hour hotline number. "Some people don't have any money and cannot afford to buy a newspaper," she said. "Some can't even read." "And what about the people that ~ aren't being reached at all," she added.

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South Hill WE HAVE ONLY· from eage 1 On South Hill the mixture is somewhere, you can't go and act like sometimes extreme. Sarah Yengo ex­ animals." The college should take plained that South Hill is composed .Jeanine Miller '88 • Planned Charlie Schlatter.'88 - Acting some responsibility and regulate the of a large number of elderly people. Studies If America media wasn't so sexually students' behavior off campus, he "Many are over 70 and are at the :rs1,m1 It's scary! It'll probably make peo­ oppressed (as opposed to the Britillb) said. point where they are almost CANCER·OF ple think twice about getting involv­ we would have bad more of ·thti in­ While a large percentage of the reclusive," Yengo said. "I feel sorry ed In a lot of different relationships. fonnation years ago. feedback from those interviewed on for them." THE COLON. South Hill was negative, it wasn't all If detected early, bad. Nancy McGowan of the Oak "1 had kids.... Hill Nursing Home said she thought the cure rate for it was wonderful to have IC so close. leaving beer cups... colorectal cancer is "It's great for us to be in this setting. urinating on my very high. We're not isolated from the rest of the pile of wood. ,, Because we now community," she said. "The students know how to detect bring the community to us and widen -Centini our experience." it early. And we Property owner Robert Terry rents The problems on South Cayuga know how to fight it to students and is familiar with the Street and elsewhere still exist. Jim once we detect it. neighborhood's problems. Gardener, manager of student­ Write us for our occupied apartment complexes on "Anywhere in Ithaca you can fmd Giles Street, doesn't see any easy solu­ simple checkup problems between students and guidelines. William Fanner '89 - Comm Mania J. Wytrwal '87 - Music tions. Gardener said he hasn't had to Management families," Terry said. "No place is im­ deal with the problems that some local They say ignorance breeds fear. We mune to it." But Terry feels privileg­ residents do, but he is aware of the It makes you think. The worst part should learn all we can about this ed to be a part of Ithaca's growth and problems. "Generally, I fmd students about AIDS is that even with so disease in order to understand it more considers these exciting times. satisfactory as tenants," he said, "but much information on bow to be fully and not let fear stand bi the way "Where would Ithaca be without I do know that there are problems careful and avoid it, many people still of a cure. Cornell and Ithaca?" he asked, "It particularly because of the mixture of i~fSOCIElY" aren't listening. would be a dinky hole in the wall and students and families." Get a checkup. Life is worth it. nobody would care." Next week: Col/egetown

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ing more sophisticated and well­ before" young people, and thus could plagued the NCAA. The NAIA has sion. Santa Barbara's Sheriffs search­ : travelled, " according to travel direc­ convice them not to use drugs. a nearly perfect record in these areas. ed Huttenback's home soon after ar­ Spring· break tors. The 18-year-old drinking age is Richardon says it is unfair to test Dave Possinger, coach of St. resting seven people thought to be in­ also considered to be a determining only athletes. The fairest law,'he adds, Thomas Aquinas College in Sparkhill, volved in an embezzlement/kickback Student vacations factor. would "oover everyone, and not single N.Y., sees the ESPN deal as a great scheme. Huttenback had resigned last Fort Lauderdale officials aren't out any one group." way to attract attention. He notes that Fewer collegians are going to Fort July after being criticiz.ed for allegedly discouraging students from going to A similar concern last summer St. Thomas Aquinas has the winn­ Lauderdale for their spring breaks this misusing university and state funds­ Fort Lauderdale, but neither are they moved Duke University's athletic ingest record of any level team in the perhaps up to $200,000-to repair and year, officials say, but more are promoting it. They claim that their in­ director Tom Butters to propose malc­ country. They have been ranked since heading for other destinations like ~_prove his home. tentions are to make it safer and more ing all students subject to the same 1982, but have not received a fraction Two weeks before Huttenback was Bermuda, South Padre Island in orderly than in past years. kind of random drug tests his athletes of the recognition of the NCAA. arrested, Oklahoma officials began in­ Texas, and Daytona Beach. Observers had to take. A faculty committee While some fear that the new influx vestigating Southeastern Oklahoma attribute the shift to new minimum quickly rejected the idea, judging that of money will damage the tourna­ State University President, Leon drinking ages, expensive lodging, and Drug tests drug abuse wasn't as rampant among ment, others believe the contract Hibbs, who has admitted to loaning Fort Lauderdale's tougher laws non-athletes as among athletes. with ESPN is not large enough to against pu_blic rowdiness. $246,188 in college trust funds to his Fair for all? At the University of Tennessee, have such adverse effects. The NCAA wife and daughter-in-law. While Fort Lauderdale expects Daily Beacon Reporter Paul Kay tournament, by contrast, is college Presidents at Roxbury Communi­ about 250,000 students to vacation Even as some athletes began suing thinks there is "limited drug abuse on sports most lucrative venture, earning ty College in Boston, Westfield State there this spring, down from 350,000, to stop having to take drug tests, a campus. Maybe 20 to 25 percent (of each of the Final Four teams an College in Massachussets, and the the influx at South Padre Island keeps Tennessee state legislator has in­ the students] indulge in drugs. I think estimated $1 million in take-home University of South Carolina also are growing. Over 300,000 students are troduced a bill that would require the alcohol problem needs to be money. being investigated for various alleged expected to vacation there. anyone who wants to attend one of addressed.'' The NAIA tournament, on the ·improprieties. South Padre Island officials the state colleges to be tested for drug Courts in the District of Columbia, other hand, barely had enough money Huttenback was charged with cautiously welcome the growth of use. New York State, and New Jersey to advertise for the tournament. "unauthorized use of university funds tourism, but concede that it is a situa­ Duke University is the only other already have declared public school ESPN also agreed to give the NAIA and personnel at this private tion to be handled "one day at a campus in the U.S. to have toyed with mandatory urinalysis programs illegal. a small percentage of the profits. residence,'' which is said to include a time.'' The officials believe now that the idea of making all students sub­ University Chancellor John $104,

By Allison .De~tsch INTERNATIONAL Robert DeLaney semiconductor and electonic industry. getting preferential treatment on the study also noted that emergency funds state adoption laws and all public The action, which was called for grounds of family reunification. The allocated by Congress last fall and this policies against the sale of babies. Imports unanimously by both houses of Con­ number of Jews permitted to leave · winter did not reach most of the cities Directly after his reading of his gress, will be discussed further on has decreased since 1979, when 5 I ,

WHAT'S HAPPENING: ... . . ' " HANDWERKER GALLERY is Film, ~IDENTIAL LIFE, Psychic N'ight, showing of SAB FllM COMMfITEE. SAB ~cFllMS s~ presenting "Eleven out of 17", a display Committee is having a recruiting for this Terrace 9B lounge, 7:00pm April 2. Nighlf!IOre Alley, starring Tyrone Power of prints by 11 artists who have studied at and semester. All welcome. Sun­ SPECIAL EVENTS and Joan Blondell; 7:30pm, Textgor 102, ncct are Pl LAMBDA CHI spon.sers Red Cross the Atelier 17 workshop in Paris; throught ~¥~ ~ril ~ at S~m'in Hood Hall Lounge. Thurs., April 2. April 10. Located on the first floor of the Bloodmobile, Terrace Dining Hall on April I and 2 from I0:00-3:4Spm. Gannett Center, the gallery is open from JUSf FUR JUNIORS, On Wednesday GRADUATE COMPOSITION 9am to 9pm Monday through Thurs., and evening, April 8, a one-of-a-kind meeting recital by Chris Haynes; 8:15pm, Ford Hall from 9am ·o 5pm on Fri. LECTURES is planned for Juniors that will help answer SPRING FASHION SHOW, Sat., Auditorium. Wmd recital by students in the graduate school and job search questions. April 11 3:00pm, Cafe Square. See the Chamber Music Program. 9pm, Thurs, JAZZ ALA MODE by local historian April 2, Nabenhauer Room, Ford Hall GERENTOLOGY EXPERT George A select panel of Ithaca College seniors will brightest and the best fashions for Spring Carol Kanunen and directed by William L. Maddox Jr., will speak on "The Future to Auditorium. discuss their experiences applying off~ at Pyramid Mall Ithaca. Pomerantz, March 27-April 12 (preview of Aging: What Can We Expect? What graduate and law schools as well as their SENIOR PIANO RECITAL by March 26). Tickets available at Smedleys, Ccan We Do" will speak on April 2 in Tex­ struggle with the job search. The fonnat Pamela Swartley; 7pm, Nabenhauer The Bookery and Rebop Records. Reser­ tor IOI, 7:30pm. will be that of a talk show with a special THEATRE Room, Ford Hall. Faculty jazz recital by vations call 273-4226. guest moderator who looks and acts a Steve Brown and Frank Campos, perfor­ great deal like Phil Donahue. "Just for MUSlC ming originals and standards; 8:15pm, Fri., Juniors" will begin at 7pm ;n Te,ru,r IOI. April 3, Ford Hall Auditorium. DEADLINES The program is sponsored· y the Office of ARTS MEETINGS Career Planning and Placrment. Questions JUNIOR VIOLIN RECITAL by or concerns should be directed to Mike Luella Bateman; 3pm, Sat., April 4, SUMMER TERM 1987 bulletins now COMEDY NIGHT American available in Registrar's and Summer Ses­ Kahl at extension 3365. Marketing Association Comedy Show for Nabenhauer Room, Ford hall. Senior voice ~I SERVICES recital by Robert Zuber; 4pm, Ford Hall sions Offices. There are over 130 courses Muscular Dystrophy on April 2 at and workshops offered from all academic 9:00-11 :()()pm. Auditorium. Junior piano recital by Lin­ da Sauter; 6pm, Ford Hall Auditorium. PSYCHOLOGY CLUB meetings will areas of the College. Registration begins Senior voice recital by Russell Colleran; be on Wed. in Science 110 from April I. 'The undergrad tuition rate is IC IBEATRE presents Topor's 7pm, Sat. April 4, Nabenhauer Room, 8:00-10:()()pm. $175.00 per credit hour. There is a $15.00 "NUTS" on April 1st :ind 2nd in the Arena Ford Hall. Senior piano recital by Pintet GAMMA DELTA Pl will meet on registration fee if you register at least two Theatre at 8:00pm. Halasan; 8:15pm, Ford Hall Auditorium. Thursdays in Terrace 9B Lounge weeks before classes begin. You pay a Joint sophomore recital by Pianist Gregory 6:00-6:30pm. higher registration fee if you wait. Wamokowski and saxophonist Joseph Homer; 9pm, Nabenhauer Room, Ford NON-SECTARIAN MEDITATION APPLICATION DEADLINE is Hall. .. meetings will be held every Thursday even­ APRIL 15, 1987. Need-based finan­ ing in Muller Chapel at S:45-o:45pm. cial assistance is available. We are PHI KAPPA PHI INITIATION The ORGANIZATIONAL MEETING to committed to assuring that nobody is Ithaca College Chapter of the national · fonn an Ithaca College Macintosh Com­ unable to participate because of finan­ honor society Phi Kappa Phi will hold its puter Users Group oii Thurs. April 2 at , cial reasons. ODN is an affumative Tenth Annual Initiation Ceremony on 12:10pm in Friends 210. All interested action agency. It strongly encourages Thurs., April 30 at 5:30pm in Textor 102. students, staff, and faculty are encourag­ applications from women and Paul McBride, acting president of the Col­ ed to attend. students of color. For more informa­ lege's Chapter and professor of history, will tion, please contact: preside at the ceremony, which will be ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS followed by a banquet at the new student MEE11NG, Phillips Room, Chapel, Katie Harkins union banquet facilities. Professqr Richard 7:00-8:00pm, April 2. Appalachia Program Coordinator Polenberg of Cornell University will be the Overseas Development Network, Inc. ASP A General meetings will be held on guest speaker at tbe banquet. P.O. Box 1430, Cambridge, MA from 7:3().8:30 in Smiddf 11 '.!. 'J?~ys 02238 AL ANON meetings on Thursdays in Telephone: (617) 868-3002 (Day) Phillips Room-Chapel from 7:30-9:()()pm. (617) 787-3935 - ' GAMING CLUB MEETINGS will be held on Thursdays in Friends 304 from 9:()()pm-12:00am. ~ DAY SPRING will meet weekly on ~lce-Tv Thursday in the Phillips room of the ITHACA COLLEGE Chapel at 8pm. BROADCASTING RESIDENTIAL LIFE Staff Council, Brown Bag lunch and program, North CHANNEL 13 Meeting Room, 3rd floor, Egbert Union, SUNDAY 12:00 rioon-1:()()pm. Newswatch 13 7:00 Just for Fun 7:30 TRANSFUSION will perform in the IC Body Works 8:00 "Pub on April 2 from 9:00-11 :()()pm. Panorama 8:30 My American Dream 9:00 STEVEN ZUK will perform in the IC The Couples Quiz 9:30 Pub on April 2 from 8:30-11 :30pm. The Nothing Special 10:00 Newswatch 13 10:30 . April_~.~ THE D11_ACAN 7 OPINIONS/LETTERS It's 10pm do you COlLE6E · 1 ADMl&SIONS know where your OFRCE partner has been?

1992. The lead; first page story, trumpeted that the Trustees had ap­ proved the plans for the new com­ munications school, complete with photos and a map. Much of what re­ mained of the page was devoted to an­ nouncements of faculty promotions and tenure decisions. This configura­ tion suggests a defmition of what is really important at the College, name­ ly: institutional growth, new buildings, money, careers and keep­ ing any controversial issues high on the scale of human concerns in a low profile. Sadly, this message is not lost on our students. Except for a few brief moments they have been nowhere to be found on the divestment issue. What are we teaching them?

John W. Ryan Chairperson Department of Politics

Elissa Vendig, FAlitor-in-Chief Pete Hurd would have celebrated hearing. shoveling sidewalks, etc. The simple Nancy Pracht, Managing Editor his 25th anniversary of employment Mr. Osika claims that, prior to the reason Mr. Osika does this is because Glenn Kolker, Advertising Editor at Cornell University the 21st of suspension of Mr. Hurd's driver's Mr. Hurd is more costly than a tem­ Andrew Washburn, Business Manager March, 1987; instead he was unjustly license, he was regularly assigned tasks porary "manpower" worker or stu­ tenninated on February 25, 1987. involving the operation of trucks, dent (on work-study) who generally There are several factors which, accor­ plows, and other motorized equip- makes as close to minimum wage as Associate Editor Karen Powers ding to Cornell Administration ' ment. In fact, Mr. Hurd rarely drove possible. News Editor ______Patrick Graham "logic," contributed to the decision to a motor vehicle and was assigned to It is clear that Cornell is simply sav­ Assistant Pamela Benson fire this 54 year old recovering a hand work crew; Mr. Hurd and the ing money by attempting to fire International Columnist Allison Deutsch alcoholic. U .A. W. Local 2300, which rest of the crew would be dtjven to a workers like Pete, who have spent so Assistant obert DeLaney represents Mr. Hurd in this grievance, work site, dropped off, they would do much time working for the Cornell Editorials Editor Gail Kaplan recognizes Cornell's argument simp­ their work, and then be picked up. In community, but who are expensive to Entertainment Editor Mary Maguire ly as a method to replace higher paid the 24 years plus Mr. Hurd has work­ Cornell; and we aU know how impor­ Assistant Jennifer Lloyd employees, those who have worked at ed at Cornell as a groundsworker, he tant the "bottom-line" is to Cornell Sports Editor "chael Davidson Cornell for a long time, with cheaper drove a snowplow once! This is Corporation's nice little.profit mak­ Assistant ' Scott Brandon employees, those with less job tenure. evidence contrary to Mr. Osika's in­ ing operation here in Ithaca. Because Photography Editor dam Riesner Cornell's argument and actions, no sistence that all employees be able to Cornell is the largest employer in the Assistant Jason Michaels doubt, support the U.A.W.'s asser­ operate aU machinery at all times, area, it has a moral obligation not to Proofreader en Betor tion that this is the case. especially during a "snow emergen­ treat its employees like Dennis Osika Billing Manager Vickie Sterflinger · Mr. Hurd's motor vehicle cy." Mr. Hurd has worked a full and the Cornell "personnel policies" Sales Manager · Callucci operator's license was suspended as a schedule of hours for over a year have treated Mr. Hurd. Not Assistant Advertising Editor Hynda Schreiber result of two separate convictions for without a license and the grounds everything in life should be subor­ Layout Assistant PoUy KimbaU driving while under the influence of department has had no difficulty fin· dinated to money, profits and "opera­ Typesetting Supervisor Carrie Rowan alcohol; these incidents occurred ding wofk for him and others to do; tional efficiency," (Mr. Osika's Public Relations Director eter Glassman Mr. Osika should take a good look Assistant Ellen Werther while Mr. Hurd was neither at work words). Cornell University will not get nor on his way to or from work. Ac­ around campus! In fact, the grounds away with this injustice. Distribution Manager Kevin Hagy con:!ing to Dennis Osika, Grounds department has been regularly hiring Hans C. Schmidt Mark Schultz, Publisher Superintendent at Cornell University, temporary "manpower" workers, Students at the New York State a work rule was instituted about 5-10 students, and even custodians (part of School of Industrial and Labor years ago, ("long before [Mr. Osika] the care of buildings department, not Relationals at Cornell University THE ITHACAN arrived at Cornell") requiring all grounds!) to do their hand work, Intern at U.A.W. Local 2300 Founded 1932 groundsworkers to hold a valid New York State driver's license. When THE ITHACAN ~ a student newspaper published every Thursday during the Hurd applied for his job in 1%2, it academic year and distributed without charge on the Ithaca College cam~us: stated on the employment application Artwork is stolen As a public service, TIIE ITIIACAN will prinl relevant ~ven~ of public mien:' that a license was desired but not re­ After working many long hours to ing spent four years at Ithaca College lo the Ithaca College community in its Announcements seclion without charge. It ts requested that these messages be senl through intercampus mail or to lhe address below, quired. The University's requirement complete my most recent assignment I have noticed a recent increase in 'and received before 8:00pm on the Sunday prior to the publication dale. They can also for a driver's license is based on an for Introduction to Sculpture I was both vandalism and theft in the dor- be placed in TIIE r£HACAN mailbox localed al TIIE ITHACAN office, basemen! alleged need to have all ground­ asked by my professor,. Ray Ghirar- matories as well as on campus. I Landon Hall. . . sworkers be able to operate all do, to display it in the lobby of the Art would hope every person who works THE 111JACAN also encourages student and faculty inpul for stones and/or sub- motorized equipment at all times. The building. After the class critique on on any art project would understand mis.sions. We do request that they Include your full name,. p~one ?umber where you U.A.W. argues that this new work Monday afternoon I left the building and respect the effort, time, and pa­ can be reached, major wilh graduation dale, and/or-affiliation with llhaca College. rule is simply _a pretext fof "con- only to discover that before the tience involved in a creative endeavor. building closed Monday night my I would really appreciate it if the per­ TIIE ITHACAN JlliacaCollege . employees; Cornell University has not sculpture had disappeared. As if it is son who has my sculpture would Ithaca, New York 14850 proven that the license requirement is not enough for a person to lose what return it to the lobby of the Art (607)274-3207 a bona fide occupational qualifica­ he/she has worked for many weeks building. tion; a taSk it will be forced to under-. on, my sculpture had been selected for .. Marcy Jones wKe at an upcoming arbitration display in the Senior Art Show. 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ITHACAN/ ADAM RIESNER AmCOUPle·o1t'·Wiid-·an~cf·wackyCOMEDY SHOW - Comedians Joe DeLlon and Richard Lewis performed at Ben Llght Gym on Saturday March 28. Due to illn~ Louis Anderson was unableguys to attend, however Laughter filled the Ben Light Gym Manson. At any change in lighting or too close to subways for fear he will ''The cat was raping my · whole be a good time. Saturday night as comedians Richard at the clicking of a camera, Lewis be picked to be a manyr for a new neighborhood!" Besides his numerous spots on Let- Lewis and Joe DeLion performed responded psychotically ("what's this, religious movement ("I'd be standing Lewis spoke _of his feelings of in- terman, Lewis can also be seen as one their acts. Comedian Louie Anderson an assassination attempt? I'm dead, there, and someone will come up adequacy. "I thmk you all should feel of the stars of the new television show was unable to perform due to illness, I'm doomed.") As Lewis nervously behind me, and kick me in ... bam!") good about yourself, especially in "Harry," which recently debuted on but the audience responded rattled his notes (which he never us- Lewis also convinced the audience bed." He commented on his dislike ABC. wholeheartedly to the special brand of ed) he raved about a "baby from hell" that he is a hypochondriac ("I've been of his body, and his frustration to be comedy which these two men brought on the plane to Ithaca, who turned in- constipated since February 3rd.") He innovative in sex games: "OK, I'll be Neil Aaren, the Chairman of the with them. to a "little Damien" when the plane insists that he is a very familiar visitor the insurance man and you can be Bureau of Concets said "Overall the Joe DeLion, who opened for became airborne. He felt it was urgent at the doctor's, and he whined to us Chef Boyardee." show went very well. The response Lewis, is a 35-year-old "kid" from to kill the baby and save the rest of about how everyone is out to get him. After all his paranoid and self- from the school was outrageous, and Long Island who claims he's happy the people on his flight. As a young boy, his father kicked depricating ravings, Lewis ended the I was happy with the crowds that he's not getting mature. Squin­ Although he felt jetlagged, he him in the swimming pool and monologue with "Thank you very understanding (Anderson's illness) of ting into the audience, DeLion mus­ repeated wildly that he was extreme- shouted "Find Atlantis!!" Lewis told much. It's been great. You're all z.any the situation." ly "happy to be here." Dressed all in us his cat, Filippo, is a "Racist Sexist and delightful." The audience all ftl- ed "I'm glad I can't see you guys." Jennifer Monroe DeLion made jokes poking fun at baggy black clothes, the hunched over Rapist cat" who he brought to a· ed out of the gym with smiles and everyday life. He dealt with subjects Lewis ranted that he hated standing "Neo-Nazi veteran" to be neutered. chuckles; the entertainment proved to ranging from soap operas ("who needs Another World? What will we do with another world besides keep this one as a toxic waste dump?") to Piano duo proves they're in tune AIDS. With dark glasses on, this It is not often that Ithaca is graced Labeques' talents speaks for itself. But it was perhaps the following pieces, and the Labeques did nm wacky guy wowed the audience with with the performance of world­ Thursday night's audience was treated work on the program which displayed disappoint. My interest peaked as the a magic trick (a newspaper which he renowned musicians. Yet last Thurs­ to a diverse range of skill and enter­ the Labeques' artistry tJte best. comfortable sounds of the song ripped up came out "magically" day night in Ford Hall, the audience tainment. In the first half of the pro­ "Sonata for Two Pianos and Percus- "Somethings Coming" rolled across whole), and a juggling act. We were who attended the performing artistry gram, the duo gave a taste of the more sion" was a fascinating collage of the the auditorium. As the Labeques lull­ even treated to some fire swallowing of the piano duo Katia and Marielle contemporary side of music with two two pianists playing along with the ed us into their variation of the song, and a story recited wholly in DeLion's Labeque was given a world-famous works by Bela Banok, a 20th Century punctuated clash of tympani, gong, I could almost "hear" a complete or­ version of Pig Latin. DeLion also display of talent. composer. The first piece, entitled xylophone, cymbals and other per- chestra. This spirited song moved spoke of his mischievous days at sum­ In recent years, the French-born cussive instrwnents. This Bartok work smoothly into "Chorale" in which the mer camp and "being overwhelmed sister pianists have been gaining inter­ was appreciated with mixed reaction Labeques played a lyrical, moving at the freaks in the circus.'' After see­ national acclaim for their expertise by the audience because of it's atonal, rendition of "Maria." 1bis mesmeriz­ ing the frog lady, young DeLion told and mastery of a wide-variety of This work was off-rhythmic tone and avant-garde int ballad then s~tched.gears as the his father he'd rather "take acid and piano repertoire. The Labeque's first style. At times of intense dynamics danceable, finger-snapping '' let go to Mardi Gras~" He ended his act recording in 1981 of the familiar Ger­ no ''stuffy'' and quick-tempo, the sisters almost Song" was played. Several audience by looking at the audience and· jok­ shwin work "Rhapsody in Blue" leaped off their seats as. they played member's snapped along as they were ing "You guys are great. This crowd became an instant success and best­ coat-and-tails furiously and dramatically. This work lost in the expert handling of the piece. is just like me, scum." ,seller. Since then their fame as inven­ was no "stuffy" coat-and-tails etude; "Symphonic Dances. from West Richard Lewis slithered onto stage, tive pianists have grown and carried etude it was startling and refreshing to those Side Story for two Pianos and Pen;us­ quite hunched over, (often he made them to such orchestras as the Royal used to the more pedantic aspects of sion" (Bernstein) reintroduced the fun of his bad posture), and delivered Philhannonic of London, R50 Berlin music. percu~onists. Continuing· with the his unique, paranoid and self-mocking Symphony, the Boston Symphony "Seven Pieces from Mikrokosmos The second half of the concert was West Side Story, the diverse, effective act. and the New York Philhannonic, to For Two Pianos" was masterfully ex­ more familiar to the majority or-·- sounds or-these instruments enhanc­ Lewis evoked much laughter at his name a few. With the Labeques's ecuted by the Labeques. The duo listeners. When I read that the pro- ed the full-bodied tone of the pianists. · raving rants of paranoia. He began fame also came appearances on played as if reading each . other's gram included '.'So11,g.5 from West . The Labeques closed the show witii rninds-continously moving, stopping speaking of his 40 appearances on American television including The -Si~e Story for 'J;'~ ~ianos:• ~y.Be~- the crowd~pleas~g ~~ was ap- and playing in ·syochronizaton.. Unlike ·an~ David Lettennan, his meeting with Tonight Show, the Today Show, CBS s~, I knew I ~ m fQr quality ~ter- propriately shown gratitude_ by a stan- Dr. Ruth ("she wouldn't stop saying Sunday Morning News and the Merv the yast majority of piano repertoire, tairunent. It helps'to make a perfor- ding ovation. · ·. '· the word 'penis' "), and his thoughts Griffin Show. Bartok composed this piece specifical­ mance more statisfying when the au- · MaryBeth Keough about Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Yet beyond the TV appearances the ly for two pianos. dience is f~ar with some of. the . .: . Aprif 2, ~ . Syracuse Symphony plays with electricity The Syracuse Symphony, along upholds an- extensive guest conducting plosively. This movement was full of skill and musicianship. Marks played with guest soloist Alan Marks, per­ schedule. , The second movement, Adagio, fast paced runs and passages. A feel­ was tender and more mellow. It was with an i1Uthority as nimble fingers formed at Ford Hall on March 30, The program was divided into two ing of anticipation grew as the brass as if something was being held back. _ flew, rippling off notes. The orchestra 1987 at 8:30pm. Those that attended sections. The first part was solely The provided a powerful and underlying Marks' trills were magical, like rain provided an excellent accompani- · .vitnessed a dramatic performance. Syracuse Symphony Orchestra con­ fortress while the strings were in a rnent. The entire piece was expressive Alan Marks has studied with Leon ducted by Akiyama. They performed pattering.in a stonn. He seemed to be frenzy of runs. The element of tension in a hypnotic state, within the music. and electric. It became a tapestry, Fleisher and Benjamin Kaplan and in The Symphony No. 3 in F Major, and release was very evident. Every worked upon throughout, weaving 1979 was awarded second prize in the Opus 90, by Johannes Brahms. The The final movement, Rondo: section in the orchestra seemed to be Allegro non troppo, culminated the threads together. First Geza Anda International Piano piece consisted of four movements competing against each other, creating Saron Missirian Competition, held in Zurich. He and the first, Allegro con brio, started entire intense piece with a fiery and a commanding intensity. passionate demonstration of Marks' possesses a respected career having with dynamic gusts. The full or- . After the intermission, Alan been guest soloist with many of the chestra really projected a thunderous Marks, the guest pianist, joined the country's leading orchestras. He has sound, including the many rises and orchestra to perform, Piano Concer­ performed internationally as well. falls. to No. I in D Minor, Opus 15, by Hinckley's collections Kazuyoshi Akiyama, The Syracuse The second movement, Andante, Johannes Brahms. The piece was Symphony's Music Director, has con­ continued to be powerful, however a comprised of three movements and BY GABRIELLE GAROFALO an avid collector. His last will and tributed his talent to help shape several bit more subdued. Each instrument the first, Maestoso, began vigorous- Ithaca is a city full of culture. There Testament stated that his estate and world-class orches_tras. He is current­ was playing an intricate part, and put ly and then became softer and melan­ arc beautiful gorge5, great shops and fortune be dedicated to making the ly Conductor"Laureate of The Van­ together, it sounded like water flow­ choly. Marks played very stately and wonderful.art galleries. Ithaca's more Hinckley Foundation, which funds couver Symphony Orchestra. In ad­ ing and gurgling as the undercurrents dominating, however there was a subtle cultural fruits is that of the Hin­ the Hinckley Museum, and consbt~ of dition he served as their music direc- directed. quality of gentleness present. The use ckley Museum. mostly his collection. , tor fo; thirteen years. He continues his The third movement, Poco allegret­ of dynamics was potent. Throughout Henry N. Hinckley was born in The museum's most recent exhibit, position as Music Director of The to, began on an emotionally charged the movement, the piano and or­ Ithaca and kept permanent residency "A Good Familiar Creative: Wine Tokyo Symphony, a station he has tone with the cellos crying out the chestra answered one another, blen­ until his death in 1969. He had always Making Through the Finger Lakes,'' held sincfl968. He is also Principal melody. It then switched to the ding well. Marks played skillfully and been in the antique business and after see Hinckley page IO Guest Conductor of The Osaka violins, who confirmed a certain sor­ irresistibly. the death of his only son, he became Philharmonic. Adding to his conduc­ row. The overall tone was mournful. ting services in Syracuse, Vancouver The final movement, Allegro, and Tokyo, Maestro Akiyama began softlv and then erupted ex- Gallery features. local artists BY BARBARA MA TIHEWS Goddard College, moved to Ithaca become her medium, and both those -KING DAVID This month The Upstairs Gallery is after becoming a special student and and her ceramics are represented in featuring the pastels of Gretel R. teacher of ceramics at the Philadelphia private collections in the USA and Leed, porcelain of Carolyn Chester, Museum College of Art. In Ithaca, Mexico. RESTAURANT and watercolor5 by Annette Corth. she became Director of the Ithaca The exhibition began March 4 and will College Museum of Art and later the Carolyn Chester has exhibited continue until April 4. Curator of the Hinckley Foundation widely in the Finger Lake~ Region, Middle Eastern Food Gretel Leed, a painting major from Museum. Since then, pastels have Cooperstown, the Hudson River Museum Gallery, New York City, LuNclt / DiNNER / SANdwicltEs New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and On­ C.P .R. Course Offering tario, Canada. Educated in Montana Non-vegetan·an and at the University of Chicago, it Dates: 4/2187, 419187, 4116187 was in London that Chester became Vegetarian Dishes Dishes Time: 6-9pm (Total Class Time 9 huur.s) interested in pottery. She later auend­ Where: Hammond Health Center ed Alfred University where she con­ tinued her studies and perfected her •Falafel •Kibbeh Cost: SJ0.00 non-refundable fee techniques. •Babaganouj check or money order only made out to: Annette Corth, a two-year •Sheesh Kabob A.R.£.5.T. newcomer to Ithaca, was trained in •Hommos •Sheesh Taouk . Register: Pre-register in person New Jersey. She has been shown in See: Donna Mistler many one-man and group exhibitions •Grape Leaves •Souvlaki Business Office in both New Jersey and New York. Health Center Now she is "producing paintings that •Gyros 8am-4pm simulate stained glass." On September 16 The Upstairs Sponsored by: Gallery held a reception opening their ·All you CAN EAT A.R.E.S.T. first show of the 1986-87 season and J.C. Health Center their twenty-fourth year. 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knockout punch." The production's '88), Claudia's family, and a Bellevue central character, Claudia Faith psychiatrist (Rober Saxner '87) all Nuts Draper, (played by Cheryl Gifford) agree that she should be declared men­ is a 30-year-old woman from a mid­ tally incompetent so that she will not dle class family who has become a have to stand trial. ~opens high-priced call girl. After killing a Oaudia, however, wants to accept sadistic client, she is arrested for responsibility for her actions and take murder. her chances with the murder charge. ~t night Ithaca College Theatre The "trial" in Nuts is a hearing to The story or her life unfolds through opened with its production of Nuts. determine Claudia's sanity; and it the testimony of witnesses. 'Ilte: Tom Topor play has been takes place in the psychiatric wing of The play will continue through described as "an exciting, Bellevue Hospital in New York City. Saturday, April 14. Tickets are on sale tnorough]y absorbing drama with a The district attorney (Kent Nicholson in the Dillingham Box Office.

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the U.K. (This is what I'm reviewing) the relationship between guitarist Q Times review calls Morrissey putting us on. Pareles claims that the never shake and a double album called Louder Johnny Marr, and vocalist/lyricist "Morose. Glum. Downhearted. Smiths are just mopey losers, but he Than Bombs here in the U.S, is Moriissey.Marr,nexttoTheEdgeof Sulky."Ofcourse,itstandstoreason and many listeners are missing the off (he label that Pareles is a very busy man, and point • .r probably could not be bothered by 11t~re is a lot of, uh, unhappy sen- O.t 'glum rock '... " looking too deeply at the specifics of timent in the Smiths' work. But it is it'i~fhssef works m @fferent voices, Morrissey's words. Of course somehow leavened, even in the moSt and although the subject matter may "Bigmouth Strikes Again," is tongue depressing moments, like the ballad, be a bit unusual, as in "Stretch Out in cheek! As I was preparing this ar- a lullaby really, titled "Asleep." Mor- and Wait," a defense for Morrissey's ticle, a friend was reading the lyrics, rissey sings in the voice of a person alleged celibacy, there is humor in 1 and said "Ooh-I don't like this who somehow knows that they're go- nearly all of the songs on Louder Than Bombs/The World Won'( 'tr MONDAY: COLLEGE NIGHT Listen. The monologues of "Half a Summer Vacation Person," "Ask," and "There is a for the Light That Never Goes Out," are fill­ $1.00 Bar Poured Drinks ed with lines that are pungent and wit­ $ .75 Drafts Motivated ty. In " ... Person," Morrissey sings about the Y.W.C.A: "I like it Accelerate here/can I stay?/and, do you have a *WEDNESDAY: BEAT. THE CLOCK your success. vacancy/For a back-scrubber?" In Explore the Unii•ersir.y of ''There is a Light. .. '' the character has 9-10 $.50 Bar Poured Drinks Rochester's summer sessiO]'I. a lousy hoine life, and finds that be­ 10-11 $1.00 Keep your career, your life, ing hit by a ten ton truck would be on a roll. " ... a heavenly way to die." But. as in­ 11-12 $1.25 ALL NITE Call for your ferred by the lyrics bad title, the con­ tact with real people is enough to ~eep $1. 00 Bud Bottle copy of the summer our narrator going. session bulletin: The Smiths will probably never $1. 00 Kamikaze 275-2341. -shake off the label of "glum-rock,'' as the Times reviewer called them. They include lyric sheets with all their *THURSDAY: ALL BAR POUR $1.00 records, and I advise prospective College of Arts and Science LIVE D.J. Part-ttme studies Smiths fans, and even current ones, to listen a bit deeper this time 'round. L'NlVERSITY OF This group has alot to offer musical- *FRIDAY: LIVE ly as well as lyrically, and for them to ROCHlfilER be slotted in such a tight box would *SATURDAY: ENTERTAINMENT be unfortunate. So slap on "Heaven 1 An affirmanve a.cnon/ equal opponumt>, msnrunon Knows I'm Miserable Now,'' and get happy. k w h ac ac w ~lllllulllllllblffllllUIIIIIIIIIPIIHIUIIIIIIIIIIIUlllllllllqlllUIIIJffHll11IIHllflllllllh~H111•1111'..,..._~ .. -4 ac ~ ' = ( Looking for more in I· f /'9;-:-:-:;;,:,;,.:;;,,:::::::s::::n:n:ili,««='»-«"-"===:~s::::s::::sss:::m-..;s:::,:;»,:>~«'->"s\l . ~- i )'our job? J i ~~ ; Want to develop some 1 i I I skills while still in college? I :=== · Employment applications ·~~ ~ ~- ii= - • • = for this Summer I Egbert Union 1s j are now being accepted at accepting apphcat1ons. • • II EGBERT Ifor the 1987-1988 yearl UNION I Informational meetings I ~ ~ a s Tuesday April 7th \,:::-,,.,,:;: ::::::::::,:,:n:,:::::::::::s::s:::::::::::,::::c,:,:,:,:,:,,:,:,:,:,:-:-;:-,:.:-:-:-:-:-:-=<-:·:-:-:-:-:-:-:«:s::::;,:-:-S::·/J j 6pm, North Meeting Room J ~ 3rd floor l Full & Part-time positions available I Wednesday April 8th I i 8pm, No1~d~~:;ng Room ) Refine and develop skills while you work in a I Thursday April 9th J variety of areas serving the Ithaca College I 12: 15pm, Chapel i community.

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I think the best pit­ believe that Louisville, a team with 15 overlooked him because of his lack of rv~ had alot on my mind. First of all, ~olina or Georgetown, who shuf­ cher in the American League should losses, should have received an open size and quickness. WAN1ED: A job I know John Thompson, fle m players on every dead ball whis­ earn more than Tim Lollar. Who is bid to the tournament? O.K. enough on a NBA team. Four years starting Georgetown's head coach, had tle, can keep five fresh players on the Tim Lollar, you ask? Enough said. with the NCAA's. What about wrestl­ experience, one national champion­ another winning season, but was he court and never get into foul trouble. Here are some other questions on ing? Is professional wrestling a sport? ship. Averaged over 2()points and five really deserving of the Coach of the Well, just how wrong were they? In­ my mind. boes Sugar Ray Leonard I will say that it is entertaning, but a assists per game. Can play the point Year? I think Rick Pitino of Pro­ diana seldom used more than seven .1 even stand chance? After the fight is sport? The matches do not look like or the offguard. 3-point shooting vidence was more deserving. I doubt players in any game and they won the over I hope Leonard will be able to any tllat I've ever seen in high school ability from anywhere on the court. that anybody picked Providence to championship. The starting five for SEE that he was stupid to challenge or college gymnasiums. My answer is 90 percent efficiency from the foul make the Final Four; in fact, the Indiana averaged 30 minutes played Marvin Hagler. Bytheway, who took no. Who is going to beat the Boston line. Fryars were picked to finish sixth in per game. All right, enough college those foul shots for Rony Seikaly on Celtics? The Lakers might in the Oh yeah, I can't end this without the.Big East. Pitino made better use basketball. Monday night? He certainly could not fmals, but before that nobody can do asking a question that has been on my of the three-point shot than most Let's talk baseball. Come opening make four foul shots in a row by it. Atlanta or Detroit could possibly mind all season long. Before the teamS, even UNLV. O.K., the Rebels day, the NL batting champion, AL himself. Just two questions to reflect win one or two games against the regional finals of the NCAA tourna­ may have scored more points from MVP and Cy Young winner, both AL on the NCAA tournament. First, Celtics, but in a seven game series, ment, did UNLV play any quality op­ 3_-point land than Providence, but all-star catchers, and a 300 game win­ when will the college basketball rules with Boston having the home court ponents other than Oklahoma, the they lived by the 3-pointer and died by ner will all be out of uniform because apply to the Georgetown Hoyas, or advantage, these two teams just will one team that beat them in the regular the 3-pointer. Providence used the of salary disputes. Tim Raines, Roger even more specifically, Reggie not be good enough. The Lakers may season? . shot to spread out the defenses and Oemens, Lance Parrish, Rich Ged­ Williams? If the referees were not in­ be a problem, though. open up their inside game which man and Tom Seaver all could not timidated by the Hoyas, Williams One last thought. imagine_ a worked to perfection against agree to a contract with their respec­ Georgetown, Alabama, and Austin tive teams. I guess these teams think Peay: they can do without these players. The SUGAR RAY MARVELOUS MARVIN Speaking of the Final Four, didn't Tigers don't need a clean-up hitter? it just look like Bobby Knight of In­ Montreal doesn't need speed on the LEONARD vs. HAGLER ning of boxing's current condition diana knew the Hoosiers would win bases? And Boston doesn't need a than the upcoming Sugar Ray it all? Every time the TV cameras 20-game winner, all-star catcher or a Monday, April 6, 9 P.M. Leonard/Marvelous Marvin Hagler focused on him his facial exRression quality, veteran starting pitcher? As bout, which will be fought on April seemed to be saying "We're not go­ far as predictions go, the Mets will not THE CLOSED CIRCUrr SUPER FIGHT OF THE YEAR 6. Both fighters, regardless of the out­ ing to lose. We'll win this tournament, repeat, especially if Roger McDowell LOCALLY AVAILABLE JUST $25 come, are assured of receiving an no doubt." I think the Hoosiers pro­ takes a long time to recover from his ON PAY PER VIEW eight-digit salary; but that is not the ved just about evecy basketball analyst operation. Also, with much regret, it SEE IT LIVE ON YOUR TY most disturbing issue. wrong. All the Billy Packer's, Al A'l"W,. The real travesty is that this long­ looks like it's back to mediocrity for 272-3456 . ~ Maguire's and Dick· \Ti.tale's have been the Red Sox. Too many bad things awaited match between the smooth, stylish fighter from the Olympics, and the bald, bruising, punching machine from the Piua Hut commercials is about five years too late. For a varie- ty of reasons, this fight never took

place back when it should have-back 9, when it would have been an historical battle between two legends rather than a show starring two legendary names with celebrated histories. But let's not throw in the towel and count professional boxing down and out; there seems to be a savior in our midst. He is a man who can and will be to boxing the lacking distinguishable and charismatic focal point; a proud face and a set of iron arms which will become synonymous with boxing. Not since Muhammad Ali floated with and stung the best of the rest has the sport been able to boast such a singular talent as the 20-year old native of Catskill, N. Y.-Mike Tyson. Tyson's fresh personality--a veritable sheep in wolfs clothing, the perfect combination of soft-spok,eness and explosive punching power-is a much welcomed relief from the childish arrogance of Larry Hohnes, and the relentless absurdity of Gerry Cooney, that have plagued the sport for many years. While he is certain of a future fill­ ed with you-ain't-seen-nothin-yet, the only probl_em with Tyson is finding enough, if any, qualified competition. James "Bonecrusher" Smith, Tyson's last "opponent," was the on­ ly heavyweight title-holder (ex­ Unfortunately, you n1usic videos, comedy heavyweight title-holder) ever to can't. go. on that flight. programs, etc. All coming possess a college degree. This obvious intelligence was demonstrated by his -That privilege is at you through a pair of choosing to "dance" with Tyson for serious electronic headsets. twelve rounds, rather than go home reserved for Richard with canvas bums and a mouthful of Branson, founder of Virgin Can you believe it? fist. And while Richard is These are the true problems facing Atlantic. This summer, boxing. It's not the oft-mentioned he'll actually be living it up on re-hydrated violence that's hurting the sport, but the lack of quality, pride, and integrity attemptii;ig to cross the whatever-it-is and yummy among participants of the profes­ vitamin supplements, you'll sional ranks. ocean in a hot air balloon. Greed has undennined good 'ol And you? If you want have to make do with a guts and glory, and things are bound hot meal, and a snack to get worse so long as the ring plays to fly from Newark to home to a group of millionaires in wndon, you'll just have to besides. shorts and gloves, who are more con­ And get this. To top it off, Richard cerned with dollars and cents than settle for our very inexpensive and lefts and rights. comfortable Virgin 74 7's. Branson gets to pay over a million dollars ' Sorry. But while Mr. Branson gets to more than you do. "HITL.ER OVER MY HEAD" : That's right! Over a million . 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Mets, Astros look to repeat again BY SCOTf BRANDON Cardinals bullpen with uncertain .in baseball), but it sure will be stayed in: first place _for 47 days, but history repeat itself, liice it often does, In preparation for the upcoming talent. cheaper. also lead the league m 40 come from we shall see ... baseball season the New York Mets Although they fmished 21 ½ games The Chicago Cubs major change _behind victories-including 26 at th_eir The one time mighty Los Angeles are truly in a "class by themselves". behind the Mets, the Philadelphia this season is not a player, but a new final at bat. One change that the [)Qd_gers truly are in trouble. They, After all they are just following suit Phillies were the only National league pitching coach-Henn Starrette. A new Giants underwent during baseb~'s after all, have not produced a blue from accomplishments that they have team to have a winning record against pitching coach you ask, what for? winter break was its acquiring of chip prospect since Fernando Valen- pulled off from seasons past; acquir- New York. And now with this Well the answer is simple. General speedster Eddie Milner (.259,15,47 :z:uela(thebestpitcherinbaseballlast ing names such as Ron Darling, Gary season's addition of Mike Easler, who .Manager Dallas Green wants to get with 18 steals). During the Reds 1985 season), and until they do, Dodgers Carter, Bob Ojeda, and others from has a lifetime average of .316, the most use he can out of the pitchers pennant run Milner truly showed his VP Al Campanis has to make trades their farm system. With Kevin 11 HR's, 39 RBI's against the Mets, he acquired through million dollar worth by allowing not only an on base based on "ifs" and those "ifs" are: McReynolds and Gene Walters as ad- the expression "when it rains it pours" deals (which is understandable); average of .342 for the Reds, but also if Pedro Guerrero can return to power ditions to the Mets lineup, this couldn't ring any truer. There is, therefore, he wants to tum Rick stealing 35 bases. hitting after rehabilitation of his right season's behind-the-scene dealings however, one problem with this pie- Sutcliffe, Dennis Eckersley, Steve There is a game going on over at the Knee, if Mariano Duncan can at least proves to be staying in sync with what ture, and that is the Phillies pitching Trout, and Scott Sanderson from Reds bench, and its not with any op- hit ,2(i(), and if LA will sign TIIIl is expected from this ball club. staff; with the team's inability to pro- starting pitchers to relief pitchers. The posing team; this game, oddly, is in- Raines .. ? For the St. Louis Cardinals, duce formidable pitchers from its rationale behind this maneuver is to temal. Its a battle between manager The San Diego Padres are truly however, things do not look as oro- farm system as the main culprit. have them each pitch less innings, Pete Rose and the front office of the blossoming. What with this years ad- mising. Plagued by hitting ( .236) and Next up, the Pittsburgh Pirates, a which will put Jess strain on their Reds. Rose wants older, more ex- dition of Larry Bowa as the new R.B.I. (550) problems, the Cardinals team which is trying to, with good stamina. perience players, while the heads con- manager, and a bunch of young hit- are certainly showing a contrast in the reason, start from scratch (new What can you say about the Mon- tend that the younger players in the ters like Benito Santiago, John Kruk, behavior as compared to their uniforms and all). According to treal Expos, a team that perhaps dug farm system are ready. As a matter of Joey Cora, Shane Mack and Kevin pennant-winning 1985 season. In ad- General Manager Syd Thrift getting its own grave by being, as the old say- fact, Rose was so against the front of- Mitchell (acquired from the Mets) this dition to St. Louis' need for offensive rid of money making Sixto Lexcano, ing goes, "penny wise and pound fice that he didn't even attend year's team could propel themselves improvement, there is a strong need Steve Kemp, Lee Mazzilli, and Jason foolish" towards Tim Raines ~d An- baseball's winter meeting as a form of right into the race come September. for a pitching staff, partly due to in- Thompson helped out operating costs. dre Dawson, therefore not only los- protest. It certainly is beginning to For some reason even star Dale juries sustained by relievers Ken Well Syd, this season might not be ing the best)ead off hitter in the Jooklikethefateofthel987Cincinat- MurphyoftheAtlantaBravesstruggl- Dayley and Jeff Lahti, leaving the better than last (which was the WQl]_t · league, but also a slugger with a can- ti Reds lies with the winner of this bat- ed last season, failing to drive in more non for an arm. Some direct effects tie of wills. than 100 runs for the first time since of that decision are not only evident The big question here is "did sue- 1981. But this problem seems to be ~-~fVIVAl·. by the team's lack of W's on the cess blind the front office" of the directly correlated with the team as a scoresheets, but also Jack of interest Houston Astros? Until game six of the whole; afterall, the Braves finished. on behalf of the fans, whose atten- NL Championship season everything 11th in RBI's last year. The outlook Gurkha Shorts ...... $12.99 dance dropped from 1.5 million in went right for Houston, so the Astros for the team looks just as discourag- Giant. T-shirts ...... $4.00 . - I . 1985 to 1.1 million last year. did not make any important moves ing with no legitimate prospects above Tank Tops ...... $4.00 In the National League West, the during the off series to bolster their class A. If only owner Ted Turner San Francisco Giants manager Roger squad. Recent history has shown that would put his team under budget they Cargo Pants ...... $14.95 Craig proved that he could really tum this has proven detrimental to the might not be under .500. a team around. Afterall, the Giants team. Two perfect examples of the 103 Dryden Road, Collegetown lost 100 games in 1985 before Craig harm that standing pat has induced Next Week: 273-8200 was there, and in 1986, Craig's first are the division winning '84 Cubs and year as manager, the Giants not only '85 Cards who did not repeat. 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I~ue 20 16 pages*Free le baseball "Bombers hope to return to playoffs BY DAVID SEIGERMAN effects on the team, either positive or With the recent arrival and subse­ negative, and not on their personal quent departure of March 20 came the relationship with an individual." long anticipated end of winter, and ''Our main responsibility is to more importantly, the beginning of represent the coaches and the players, spring. And, as the scent of freshly­ and do what's best for the team," cut outfield grass filters through the agreed Livingstone. air, baseball awakens from it~ annual One possible area of concern, ac­ slumber. cording to Valesente, is that as pit­ For the Ithaca College Bombers chers, neither the right-handed Liv­ varsity baseball team, however, the ingstone nor southpaw Middaugh will season unofficially began back in be on the field every game. January when head coach George "They're going to have to do their Valesente and his coaching staff chose work in the dugout between innings,'' seniors Steve Livingstone and Mike said Valesente. "But they're the two Middaugh as captains for this spring's best people for the job, and that had campaign. to take precedence over having an in­ \ ~ • According to V alesente, this was fielder as captain. They're doing an the first time in over eight years that excellent job, so far, so it may not hurt the captains were selected by the us." coaches rather than through a players' "I think it's actually easier being in vote. the dugout all of the time,'' admitted "It's a great honor to be picked by Livingstone. "I'm not on the field the coaches," said Middaugh, every day, and the role I'm used to is quarterback and captain of the IC being a cheerleader and pumping football team last semester. "I mean, them up from the bench. Dugout sup­ if the coach wants me to be captain, port and bench morale is just as im­ that's really an honor. I wasn't portant to our success." around in the fall, so I really didn't Valesente believes that the team will expect it." be able to survive without having a Livingstone wasn't surprised at the specific designated leader on the field. selection. "The team is almost half "We have some big-play guys in freshman, so there really weren't a lot " our infield with the intestinal fortitude of candidates," explained Liv­ to want the ball," said Valesente. ingstone. "It wasn't that much of a As far as the success of the team is surprise, but I was still very, very concerned, coaches and captains alike excited." share a high degree of optimism. Valesente will be relying heavily on "We feel good about what we think his captains to be strong leaders this we can accomplish," said Valesente. ITHACAN/ ADAM RIESNER season, especially with the number of "The kids are willing to learn and young players on the squad. listen, and we have players with en­ AIT ACK: c.o.ciptain Rick Easterly, a midfielder for the la~ team, carries the ball downfield for the Bombers · - "Steve and Mike will have a lot of thusiasm and hustle who want to play against Cortland-on Monday afternoon. The Red Dragons won 16-5. input concerning all the decisions: hard, and sometimes that'll make up players, line-ups, those types of for mistakes." things," said Valesente. · "We're not as talented as we've Having personally chosen both cap­ been in the past," added Valesente, tains, Valesente obviously has con­ "but we're more enthusiastic and fidence in their abilities to succeed in more together as a team. Not being as The week in review their new roles. talented makes people dig in and work BY MIKE DAVIDSON Steve Clark tallied once and senior at­ "They are both exemplary in­ harder, and that's a fun team to Georgetown midway during the race The varsity baseball team swept a tackman Tom Collins also had a goal. dividuals," noted Valesente. "They're coach." and never looked back as they went doubleheader from Mansfield on Ithaca encountered a solid Cortland outstanding students, they're well­ Consistency between the offense on to win by 12 and 13 seconds over Monday. In game one, with sloppy squad last Saturday and was unable repsected by teammates and coaches, and defense will ultimately be the their competitions. Travelling back field conditions and rain falling, the to overcome the Red Dragon assault. and they have a genuine team interest most crucial detenninant of what the from Washington on Saturday the Bombers crushed the visiting Moun­ The Bombers converted only one of at heart." team will accomplish this season, Liv- womens crew raced Syracuse in Ithaca taineers by a score of 11-3. Southpaw IO man-up situations in the contest. This last quality, in Valesente's ingstone said. · . on Sunday. The Orange placed first Chris Gill, pitching in second season · Senior attackman Derek Keenan estimation, will prove to be the most "As far as our strengths and in the jayvee, varsity and novice B at IC, earned a complete game vic­ scored twice and Dandrea, senior important to Livingstone and Mid­ weaknesses," noted Valesente, "we're boat races. tory. Gill's record is now 2-2 on the Jamie Rosin and senior Dean Cirella daugh's success captains. about middle-of-the-road all the way as year. IC broke the game open in the had single tallies. Freshman goalie "They must be compassionate across the board. I think each one of fifth inning scoring six times to take Mike Hungerford made 15 saves for enough to recognize their teammates' these areas will improve, and if they Rugby an 8-2 lead. Three more runs in the Ithaca. needs," said Valesente. "But all deci­ improve at once, l thir.k we'll be a sic:ins have to be based directly on its competitive team." sixth inning insured the Bombers of l The Ithaca Lonestar Rugby Team the win. J Jth C defeated the University of Rochester Viewpoint The Bombers were equally im- aCa feW River Rats 8-0 last Saturday at Lower pressive in game two. Lefthanded co- 4.-______, Buttermilk Park. The Ithaca scrum captain Mike Middaugh struck out This past weekend was a busy one controlled the momentum of the game 'Should boxing be four and walked four on his way to for the Ithaca College crew. On Satur- bv consistantly intimidating the his first complete game of the season. day, seven eights of men and women Rochester offense, _while the Lonestar Steve Graham cleared the bases in the travelled to the nations capital to com- backs played unrelenting defense. fifth inning with a three run triple pete against Georgetown and the After a barrage of unsuccessful banned as a sport? which sparked the Bombers to a five University of Massachussetts. The kicks by Rochester,'the backs carried BY DAVID SEIGERMAN than a business. run inning and a 7-2 lead: The varsity heavies were able to move close the ball down to the five meter mark What is professional boxing all The pure athletic competitiveness Bombers added six more runs in the to the Hoyas · during the closing where scrummer Willie Kelly powered abou~? . . . . has all but vanished, as is evidenced sixth to make the fmal 13-2·. strokes of the race to finish second by his way into the tri-zone to score with Is ll_ as It was on~m~y conce1v_ed- by the millions of dollars that failed 2.9 seconds. In the men's Jightwdght 20 minutes left in the first half. Later, the ultunate test of mdividual heroism h Larry Ho'lmes who ,. . d ? 1 . · di I to Iure ex-c amp , races both the varsity and jayvee ten minutes into the second half, for- and. ,ort1tu e.· s 1t a mm ·,ess Y retir . ed aerft h'1s b"tt1er defieat at the I Men's Lacrosse \ eights vowed well and Jost liy. five and ward Chris Marino scored on another . ,__:110dl~n.t realtllect1onbdon dour _socal1~ty_ s hands of Michael Spinks, back into four seconds respectively . to five meter attack . - tra Itlon y su ue amm ,suc h . WhiJ fi ures have been • ? . . . h t e nng. e no 1g Ithaca dropped its two contests of Georgetown ..The fmal men's boat to To the enthusiastic crowd on the behaviors. 0. r is it s1mp 1Ya s o~case I d H Imes declined to fight the week, 14-7-to Colgate and 16-5 to compete was a novice heavyweight sidelines, the first. rugby match of the f9r exquisite fin~ly-tuned bodies _of heavyweight champion ~~wee° Cortland State. Junior attackman eight .w~ich . lost to an imP,r~ive · . sea.so~ was a sunbaked success; For athl~ whose mmds_have been tram- Mike Tyson due to what Holmes ob- Mike Dandrea, last year's top· scorer, · Georgetown crew. In other events on the Ithaca squad, it was a legitimate . ed to ignore the pumshment absorb- viously considers a lack of sufficient tallied two goals and three as.gsts, and . ed between the bells, and focus on the f di the Potomac river, the varsity and shutout, proving that their cohesive, junior Gary McLaughlin added two jayvee womens team lost ~ell. The dedicated, aggressive tradition of •,. · · ft ar