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AUCKLAND 7.30pm Upper Common Room Thursday 2nd October Apply to Pilar Alba - Secretary 390-789 Ext 813. FOR CLASSICAL MUSIC FOLLOWERS Two Jewish Perspectives IRONS AND HOUSTOUN TO PLAY IN Bored With Varsity AUCKLAND IN A DUO PERFORMANCE $T — $7 — $7 sick of exams A forum on - Zionism and Judaism - Dierdre Irons and Michael Houstoun, generally LOCKERS. Refunds or Rehire. Please tired of the non-existent social life? Inseparable or Incompatable? regarded as New Zealand’s leading pianists, are CONTACT CUSTODIANS before 15th Never Fear, Poon and Friends have solved Speakers - M anfred Ropschitz, a British to perform a two-piano concert at the NOVEMBER about your LOCKER the problem! anti-Zionist activist, and, a member from the Auckland Town Hall at 8pm on 6 October OTHERWISE WE USE YOUR DEPOSIT TO POOH'S PICNIC Auckland University Society. 1986. The concert is part of the 1986 Auckland C H A N G E th e L O C K . Rudman Park - October 9th 11am - Tuesday 7th Oct 1pm Music Federation concert season. — B E W A R N E D — refreshments - entertainment - music - CUSTODIANS A.U.S.A. people- rubber ducky contest - ONE TREE HILL BOROUGH COUNCIL ONE TREE HILL JUBILEE EDUCATION TRUST be therell Financial assistance from the Trust is available to further or EXAMINATION SKILLS promote the education or education advancement of an WORKSHOP applicant, who is resident in the Borough of One Tree Hill. ‘Education’ and ‘educational advancement’ includes academic, The Student Learning Unit will run technical, vocational or cultural studies, training, instruction, 2Vz3 hours workshops on exam NEW ZEALAND UNIVERSITY STUDENTS’ learning or tuition. ( ASSOCIATION Applications close on 31 January each year, although the I® 1*16 Wl preparation and exam techniques: Trustees will consider applications at an earlier date where any kg metTOS NOTICE OF ELECTION application is thought to be particularly worthy of early , * Groups will be held on:- VICE PRESIDENT consideration; they should be addressed to: The Trustees, One nis-spelled ~ Mondays 4-5pm, 22 & 29 September OCH Tree Hill Jubilee educational Trust, PO Box 26-013, Epsom, iear reach Room 150 Nominations are now open for the position of Auckland 3. Tues l-2pm 23 & 30 Sept OCH Room G10 Vice President in the National Office of NZUSA 5th NOVEMBER . 'mccum si Thurs l-2pm 25 Sept, 2 Oct OCH Room 150 fo r 1987. PARIHAKA PEACE DAY HATE TYPING? - NO TIME?? o examint Let me type your thesis for you rom 1985 (or shopping list for that m atter... anything!) CLEARANCE SALE - UNIVERSITY The position is full time and based in W ellington. 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Tuition fees Hours: Monday-Friday 8.30 a.m. to 5.00 p.m. m eased in nrt o f the Renew Travel expenditure, Marshall, sai your This fee in half price ■flation con SEE US FOR YOUR he past two »er annum, PRESCRIBED & RECOMMENDED ISIC card during low $52, o r ■ 1987, th at w LAW BOOKS now summer. uition fee, oi ■creased tu tiffing at u ______cbolarships. Of the net ac increased tul fond 20 a d d On the spot renewals, Wednesday 1 October and Thursday (tiff, plus 2 October from 9am to 4pm in the Recreation Centre next high dem and to The National Bank. 5 Q u k M p U A further increase in t ind Pacific !i

A new compi the current ■Diversities 1 STS computing ec Student Travel Sendees (NZ) Ltd Mr Marshall Accounting, medical, scientific and technical savings requ books also available. expenditure spread equita The N ational B ank We offer student discount of NewZealand Limited I Reductions 10% Also Available For Tisa-Card Members. I private schoo A thoroughbred amongst banks. NB 8226 11 slow -dow n Ivere other ar CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986 3

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per A 4 page Query by Peter Boys,Editor Sudden changes to university tuition fees with a large increase in costs, have met with frosty response from NZUSA, and students. After Education Minister, Hon. Russell Marshall recently announced a 140% increase in OLLO W ERS the fees - up to $240.00 for next year, reaction ' 0 PL A Y IN was swift from many university student IFORM ANCE presidents, says the NZUSA. Particularly when stoun, generally | the Government is only prepared to subsidize ing pianists, are only 50% of those fees now, instead of 75% icert at the currently. on 6 October Ms Bidge Smith, President of NZUSA, says 1986 Auckland that the new charges will make studies difficult t season. for many students when considering courses early next year. W ith G.S.T. now applicable and COUNCIL increased costs for essentials and basics like ATION TRUST transport and food - all students are going to be mailable to further or advancement of an hard-pressed to survive, let alone study with :h of One Tree Hill, reasonable financial support throughout the next it’ includes academic, year. training, instruction, r i * Slowly, but not too subtly, the Government is year, although the to the wake of recent revelations in introducing its theme, “user-pays” to add to the aruer date where any j,e metropolitan daily media about education rate. Whe really is needed is a critical look and examination into costs, finances and o: The Trustees, one inis-spelled Christmas stamps of last the benefits of university studies. They simply box 26-oi3, Epsom, iear reaching prices of $350 plus, cannot be measured in financial terms or in cost- . Mcum staff set to with a vengeance effectiveness. A university education is a right IME?? o examine all our Christmas Cards for all people to experience, enjoy and achieve. jr you rom 1985 in the archives, in the faint Making it all finance-related puts classes into the ... anything!) system. The next thing will be a means-test on ) RATES lope of picking up a few choice students before they enter. hours). dollars. Imagine to our surprise, when It’s all very well to say ‘the money is going “ire found only one deriving from closer back into Education - but where exactly, and »TO SUBLET lo home! The unusual 18c stamp, how can we be absolutely sure. It could well be *ERIOD) by illustrated) rather than having the going into the Consolidated Fund for all we I + rooms - Ph know ! or write 355 pdling error “Crist mas”, has a Services on campus such as Counselling, different spelling error, “Christ Liaison, Health and W elfare services will see an Ji USA”. alarming increase in business - and these services In all other respects, it is the same as already have a heavy run from students, yet financial increases seem to be now the "he regular 18c stamp including the responsibility of individual Universities, whereas ERS colour scheme. A spokesperson for the in the past more co-operation between University Post Office, said that they didn’t think and Government has been the norm. The Upstairs at 37a Victoria St. West., Ph 798-938/793-593 the stamps were authentic, ’but a few Minister and his Government must address if them may have sneaked through the themselves to the present day realities of GROUND students, not hark back to the ‘good-old days’ nail. We are used to students trying when they were students, and everything was Beneficiaries such clever tricks.’ ‘just fine.’ Ext 2 The President of the Aotearoa ICE Stamp Dealers’ Association, Mr ■ Leighton Duley, stated that collectors rod dealers would pay large sums of money for any copies of the stamps, CONSERVATION: CAUSE rrespective of whether they are FOR CONCERN enuine or not. ’Such small errors are tys of interest to our collectors who ‘YOU CAN’T EAT idude the Postmaster General, CONCRETE!’ YOUR politicians, Policepersons, Columnists TV PROGRAMME rod Media Personalities*, he declared.

‘The conservation of nature, proper care of the human environment and a general concern for UNIVERSITY the whole planet are absolutely vital if future generations are to have a chance to enjoy their BURSARY existence on this earth,’ says HRH The Duke of FUNDING E d in b u rg h .

iiition fees for tertiary students are to be The Duke, who is the President of the World sed in 1987 by 15%to $240 per annum as Wildlife Fund, talks in this capacity on ‘YOU of the Government’s review of Education CAN’T EAT CONCRETE,’ this Sunday on •nditure, the M in ister o f E d u ca tio n , R u ssell Television 2, in a programme to mark World \arshall, said today. W ildlife W eek. CHEQUE This fee increase, the first since 1982, matches ition compensation for university grants in The Duke became the third president of the past two years. At present, the fees are $208 World Wildlife Fund in 1981 at the time of its per annum. The tertiary student contribution is 20th anniversary. He said at the time: ‘The If you lodge your bursary cheque at You may also qualify for: low $52, or one-quarter of the tuition fee. From BNZ you’ve already met one of the World Wildlife Fund was born when public • Low interest loans up to $ 1,500 conditions of “BNZ Campus Pack”. 1987, that will increase to one-half of the new concern about the natural environment was just — short or long term tuition fee, or $120. beginning to develop. Much has happened in The rest are explained in our free those critical years and W W F can look back with brochure. Mr Marshall said the additional funding from satisfaction at its accomplishments. Call into our on-campus office and As well we offer sound practical no-eased tuition fees would allow improved talk over the free services advice on — we’ve included in BNZ Campus Pack Raffing at universities and boost bursaries and ‘Yet it is now becoming only too apparent that — Autosave to make your life on campus that Kbolarships. the next 20 years are going to be even more — Student travel facilities much easier. critical. We are facing an escalation of — Budgeting, short and long term Of the net additional funding obtained from the environmental damage on an unprecedented • Free cheque accounts — no — Higher interest accounts increased tutiion fee, $900,000 will be used to scale.’ bank charges — Safe custody of documents and land 20 additional academic and non-academic • Interest free overdraft — up to valuables sday staff, plus associated non-salary costs in areas of Says the Duke: ‘Many of our early projects were $300 text high demand such as commerce and computing. designed to protect single endangered species ... • Free AutoAccess account in those days it was possible to prevent the • Free Autocard A further $2 0 0 ,0 0 0 will be allocated to an exploitation of the orangutan, for example, and • Free automatic payments — We’re right here on campus. your regular payments made increase in the number of bursaries for Maori to give the wild population a chance to survive. Call in, and ask for a BNZ Campus and Pacific Island students. from your account — without Pack brochure. charge ‘Today, the whole tropical rain forest ecosystem, • BNZ Visa Card — no A new computer fund is also to be established in which is home to the orangutan and a host of service charges the current financial year which will provide other species, is under threat.... We have begun • 10% Passbook Savings Account iniversities with $ 2 million annually to buy to tackle the much more complex problems of computing equipment. habitat conservation.’ BANK IT AT BNZ Mr Marshall said the increases were part of the ‘YOU CAN’T EAT CONCRETE’, is an AND YOU CAN APPLY FOR BNZ CAMPUS PACK. savings required of Education in the 1986/87 interview recorded in the conservatory of Deposits are unsecured. An Authorised Trustee Investment expenditure review, which he had attempted to Government House in Wellington during the spread equitably across the portfolio. course of the Royal Tour earlier this year, conducted by Peter Hayden. YOU CAN’T EAT Reductions to the teacher salary subsidy for CONCRETE, Sunday September 28 at 9.05pm Bank of New Zealand private schools, sales of surplus school land, and TV 2. NB 8226 i slow-down in university building programmes O n Cam pus w ith B N Z Cam pus Pack were other areas where savings were being made. CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986

m 'k BOOK White’s Weekly DA VID W ARD A T LARGE ELEMENTARY . . . u n it e Rave says WATSON GOOD EVENING Clare Conaglen, R.S.J. Whiteout ANNOUNCER FINAL WORDS IN Books A vi 164. Terro Wiison, 19 Over and Out from Monsieur White GEORGE WITH POPE CONCERT?? P R IN T FROM Chaplain’s Chat This collet examines Well, here we all are then. This is the last Along with study and exams this term , there is PREZ. THE NEWS HERE problems j Craccum of the year, and for me more than another event that will dominate many people’s effective likely the last one of these I’ll ever write, or lives. Exploring the opinions of students about The best thing about writing these columns Good evening siblings. This is my final column Contribute anyone else will read. As certain very astute Pope John Paul’s visit to New Zealand in being o u t o f it. T h e b e st th in g a b o u t being out < as AVP, this year. Delightful news to some of prominent readers might already realise, I will, if all goes as November, a number of different opinions it is not writing these columns. So thanks Peti you, but I know my supporters will be upset at 165. Triad planned, be resident in the Sunny South Island have been expressed. Here are a few from for accepting so m any late columns, and despii this being the final C raccu m of the year, and so Competitii next year and going to Otago University. d ifferen t age g ro u p s :- all the problems, a most entertainl I’d like to thank both of those supporters for 1985. Good riddance, you might well say, but I hope 1. Iam looking forward to the Pope’s visit and unpredictable year. their existence. Ohmae b not. I’ve actually quite enjoyed writing these will make a special effort to be there. This being the last column, its thank you tim Of course next year I’ll still be involved in Europe ai weekly blurbs, and I know at least some people 2. My faith doesn’t depend on the Pope; faith is Craccum as one of the collective editorship, so for help and support. This year has been lots« economy l read them (I think I’ve thanked you both a relationship between God and me. However fun, so thanks to all those fun people. Its als look out for my contribution to the first that old si personally already for your support). But I think the Pope coming to New Zealand will been a productive year, so many thanks to thos Craccum of 1987 on the first day of term next wage c o t (except, of course, for Wally and George) you do a lot in uniting the Catholics of New year. who have helped push for the necessary change! methods f< would not believe how difficult it is to come up Z ealan d . A year without Tony Bell and Leighton Dule At the moment it’s 11.48pm and I’m working 166. Tra with pseudo-interesting inanities every week. 3. It is costing far too m uch. has b een very d iffe re n t, b u t n o one can affor on a leaflet to attract people to' the SGM to Unkovic, ] Actually, because I myself know how hard it is, I 4. It will reinforce the male dominated too much nostalgia. rejoin NZUSA which (when you read this) was Potentially don’t mind at all that George felt he had to use hierarchy of the church. Many people have last Thursday. Whatever happened there I’m Looking to next year many projects hav can arise < my idea - it’s quite a compliment actually, I not had a say or not been consulted e.g. already been planned. Hopefully with the help a sure a jolly good time was had by all. specializii suppose. w o m en . the Executive, their friends, and Anne Webstei In closing my variously titled piece I’d like to informatic Anyway, I shan’t bore you any longer. A 5. This is the highlight of my faith as a Kathy Musgrave, and Alan Parker, as AUSi thank the following people/beings for their their trade bientot, and I’ll write early next year to P a t, Catholic. He is the vicar of Christ on earth. encouragement in what has been an enjoyable officers, next y ear w ill see a m o re active an 167. Yea Rachel, George, Derek, Ewen, Vicki and Kerry 6. The Pope is a great leader, but like many accommodating Student U nion without any fe< and educational (though some oi my lecturers Yeager a n to let you all know how I’m getting on. dignitaries he is surrounded by many increase. would disagree about the ‘educational’) year. A very rea Good luck with exams, if luck comes into it, trappings. I hope we see him as a person. The winners are: John (Reg) W ay, M aria, John W e’ve h ad s ta ff leav in g a n d com ing, thanks World W; a n d M erry C h ristm as ev ery o n e. Lennon and Paul McCartney (for ‘Day in the all the people who’ve moved on after years human to And finally an opinion on the opinions:- service, especially John Bates, Morrie Life’), Wriggs, Pat, Kathy, Ronald McDonald, and whos • Julian White It has certainly given the Church a lot of ‘X’, Guy, and numerous other earthlings and P enny. T he new s ta f f a p p e a r ju s t as enthusi; shuttle fea publicity and many views have been aired. This with a healthy attitude to serving the needs Extra-terrestrials who unfortunately don’t get 168. T h e, shows the diversity in the Church which is what students mentioned because my list was getting too long. O lson, the Pope’s visit should be all about. So now its off to exams, and after them is the After (and probably during) test time, m, ‘OSON of SPIRIT! W h at are y o u r view s? Associatic three-day party at ‘Disaster Area’, which starts people will be partying for a few months. ’ The best beloved of all things in my sight is A collecti on Saturday November 15 at 8pm. Come and see Police are bound to hassle a fair number of yi life, both Justice, turn not away therefrom if thou desirest Contributed by Clare Conaglen for the A. U. especially if they can see young people having me if y o u w a n t a n in v ita tio n . during 191 me, and neglect it not that I may confide in thee C haplaincy good time. So learn your civil rights, which by its aid thou shalt see with thine own eyes, and 169. P rov Bye b y e n o w , help the Police do their job properly. They aJ not through the eyes of others, and shalt know of by Lawi Good luck and Solidarity, our servants, and get a nice fat wallet to do i thine own knowledge and not through the Agricultuj Yours Onymously, NZ Peace Workshop good job. Make them aware what th knowledge of thy neighbour Ponder this in thy David (George) W ard. To Ohu Rongomau Aotearoa a p p ro p riate salary d o c k in g s sh o u ld be for tha heart; how it behooveth thee to be verily justice At Peter Snell Campsite misbehaviour, and always give them as mud my gist to thee and the sign of my loving Whangaparaoa 24-27 October respect as they give you. If you have an kindness. Set it then before thine eyes. Auckland problems contact NORM L at 389-206 and get Bahai W ritings Contact Peace Office Ph 799-747 offender’s number! DIVE, DIVE, DIVE or write Box 5510 for further details. Thanks to the Executive for all their sup| this year, and good luck to Bruce in his The Auckland University Underwater Club is Have fun with your tests, keep mellow, and holding its A.G.M. on Tuesday 30th September sure to get in to it FANCY FUN IN THE ANTARCTIC? 11m get involved in ANTARCTICON! int he clubrooms at the Rec Centre. All members ANTARCTICON is a plan to stage the 1988 NZ National encouraged to attend to hear outgoing officers’ ARTISTS FOR PEACE Don’t be dismayed at farewells, Science-fiction Convention at Scott Base, Antarctica. We hope to EXH IBITIO N to October 10, 1986 A separation is necessary get adopted at the NZ 1987 national SF convention in reports and elect a new committee and President. Wellington, next Easter. But in the meantime, the Bid Committee AGENDA ASA Gallery Before we can meet again plans to produce stickers, badges, leaflets, and propaganda. We Officers Reports Meeting again after moments need more people involved to spread the good news and help get General Business or after lifetimes, us all to the Ice. For more details, contact Terry Collister, Election To celebrate the United International Year of is certain fo r those who are friends. Antarcticon 1988 Committee, 364Tinakori Road, Wellington. Peace the ASA Gallery will be mounting an Mara exhibition called ‘Artists fo r Peace’. A number of major Auckland artists are contributing to Keep Smiling TRAMPING CLUB SLIDE SHOW this exhibition. Included are Don Binney, Carole Graham Bored with Varsity ESPECIALLY FOR FIRST—TIME Shepheard, Nigel Brown, Dean Buchanan, sick of exams TRAMPERS Claudia Pond Eyley and Mark Cross, to name a tired of the non-existent social life? COME TRAMPING THIS SUMMER AT few . Never Fear, Pooh and Friends have solved the ANY DIFFICULTY, ANY SPEED, ANY problem! LENGTH, ANY PARK, ANYWHERE. The works in the exhibition range from personal POOH’S PICNIC THE SLIDE SHOW WILL GIVE YOU AN statements to the propagandist. All the work Idea available for sale or royalty. Rudman Park - October 9th 11am IDEA OF WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THE stems out of a personal commitment by the Item, new spray can product refreshments - entertainment - music - people - CLUB artists to make a strong plea fo r peace within the for supermarket distribution. rubber ducky contest - 7.30pm Upper Common Room broad world context as well as between Involves some research and be there!! Thursday 2nd October individuals. production org, and financing. Interviews, N. Chew. Call 817 3315 Tit.

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The Food Security Act established a UNIVERSITY A comprehensive framework for the SUMMER LOOK administration of agricultural and food programs from 1986 to 1990. This report STUDENT JOBS APPOINTS AT describes provisions for various commodities; BOOKS trade; conservation and research. HARASSMENT 170. Passive Smoking in the Workplace: Selected STILL IN DOUBT Issues. Office of Technology Assessment, 1986 M EDIA TOR (70 pages) Government inaction has cut the The report, prepared for Congress, examines chances of many students getting work Ms Ann Magee studies of the health effects of passive smoking; this summer. Many students are The recently appointed Harassment Procedures BOOKS AVAILABLE FROM THE reviews Federal, State and local and private worried that the subsidised Mediator (half time), Ms Ann Magee is located UNITED STATES INFORMATION sector workplace smoking policies; and provides RY ... in Old Choral Hall, Room 1.49 phone extension a cost-benefit analysis of implementing a employment scheme for students will SERVICE, 7314, (in the student Learning Unit). Ann is workplace smoking policy. be cut back again for this year. ON General Building, available to respond to enquiries and complaints University Students’ Association vice president on Mondays, Tuesdays 8.30am to 4.00pm and Shortland Street PERIODICAL ARTICLES Malcolm MacLean said once again the Wednesdays 8.30am till 12 noon. For the (for personal reading, not republication) (rather Government has left it too late, with now only a remainder of the week urgent enquiries should be Books A v a ila b le on L oan undemocratic! Ed). few weeks before students need and start hunting ►RDS IN left with the Secretary of the Counselling Service 164. Terrorism edited by Steven Anzovin, H.W . 171. Strategic Defense and the ABM Treaty b y fo r h o lid ay jo b s. (Ext 7895). Members of the University Wiison, 1986. W. Bruce Wienrod in ‘Washington Quarterly’, ROM community are reminded that the University This collection of articles, speeches and essays Summer 1986 (15 pages) ‘We don’t even know if there is going to be a takes the view that harassment is unacceptable. examines the nature of terrorism today, the Weinrod discusses the U.S. interpretation of the subsidy this year and employers have not been l . Harassment has been defined as ‘the problems posed by trying to curb terrorism, and 1972 ABM treaty as permiting activity relating to able to make realistic plans for their seasonal interference by offensive behaviour or unwanted effective w ay s to c o u n te r th e p ro b le m . the development and testing of strategic defense work needs,’ says M acLean. attention in the pursuit of work or study or ing these columns Contributors include U.S. government officials, technologies. proper enjoyment of University amenities by g a b o u t being out < prominent journalists and academics. 172. The U.S. business Economy: Productivity Students have the strain of not knowing how students, officers or members of the University’. ins. So thanks Peti 165. Triad Power: the Coming Shape of Global Trends and Prospects by John W. Kendrick in they will survive this summer with savings for o lu m n s, and despii While complaints may be pursued through Competition by Kenishi Ohmae, Free Press, ‘AEI Economist’, August 1986 ( 8 pages) study next year added to the stress of the end of established channels eg Heads of Departments, most entertainl 1985. This review by George Washington University year exam s. Registry, Counselling and W elfare Services etc., J Ohmae believes that the ‘Triad’ (the U.S., professor, Kendrick, points to a distinct student and staff Associations and Unions, the i, its thank you tin g^ope and Japan) will dominate the world strengthening of the forces that promote The Minister for Employment, Kerry Burke has University’s harassment procedures provide an 'ear has been lots a economy for the foreseeable future. He argues productivity growth. He believes that fears of yet to make a final decision. ‘W e’ve been asking additional avenue for seeking redress. fun people. Its ala ^ 0ld strategies, such as, relocating in lower- serious inflation or recession are premature. him since early August for an urgent decision on Complaints in the latter instance should be lan y thanks to thoj wage countries, are obsolete and discusses 173. AI Management’s Newest Tool by Karl W. the subsidy,’ M r M acLean says. directed through a contact person. Names of e necessary changed methods for penetrating the Triad m arket, Wiig in ‘Management Review’, August 1986 (4 contact people are to be found on the back of the and Leighton Dule 1 5 5 Trade Secrets Handbook by Dennis pages) ‘We know that the Minsiter has had a report University of Auckland Internal Phone directory t no one can afforl Unkovic, Prentice-Hall 1985. Although Artificial Intelligence systems are a dealing with the subsidy since the beginning of and at the Student Union office. 1 Potentially damaging corporate inform ation loss long way from the developers’ ultimate vision - this month, yet still no decisions have been nany projects ha\j can arise at any time. This book, by an attorney duplicating the functioning of the human mind - made,’ he continued. ully with the help 0 specializing in protection of corporate they are up and running and doing a variety of and Anne WebsteJ information, tells companies how to identify useful work for companies which thereby gain a ‘The subsidy issue was on the agenda of two 1 P a rk e r, as AUSl their trade secrets a n d how to p ro te c t th e m , competitive edge. Cabinet Committees this week, but neither of a m o re active an 1 6 7 , Yeager: an Autobiography b y C h u ck 174 - Social Responsibility and the Corporation them discussed it. So much for a Government FOREIGN AND COMMONWEALTH OFFICE ion without any fe^ Yeager and Leo Janos, Bantam, 1985. by Jerry W. Anderson in ‘Busienss Horizons’, commitment to student employment’ ‘Even the SCHOLARSHIPS AND AWARDS SCHEME (FCOSAS) 1 Avery readable account of the life of Yeager, the July/August 1986 ( 6 pages) Government predicts higher unemployment by The British Government seeks to provide assistance to students id com ing, thanks j world War II fighter ace who became the first A company’s social responsibility program has the end of this summer’. ‘The Government from overseas who wish to attend specialist training courses in :d on after years j human to travel faster than the speed of sound should realise that delay will do nothing to help Britain. Emphasis is normally on postgraduate or post-experience three areas: complying with the law; setting and courses but specialised training of a first-degree type is not Bates, Morrie an ancj whose test flights made the piloted space abiding by moral and ethical standards; and students stay on in tertiary education,’ Mr necessarily excluded. Awards are of three types, for each of ju s t as enthusiast! shuttle feasible. philanthropic giving. This article gives guidelines MacLean concluded. which a shared funding arrangement is encouraged. Under a type ierving the needs! jgg The Best o f Photojournalism edited by Cal on evaluating strengths in each area. A award, the British Government will pay either the full tuition fee or a contribution to the fee, the balance of the cost of the 1 Olson, National Press Photographers 175. The Microwave Problem by Kenneth R. award-holder’s study in Britain being met from other sources (eg ng) test time, man Association, 1985. Foster and Arthur W. Guy in ‘Scientific by the student or another sponsor). Type B awards cover the fees, a few months. Tl \ collection of the best photographs capturing American’, September 1986 (7 pages) UNIVERSITY OF OTAGO POSTGRADUATE provide a maintenance allowance and assist with placement if SCHOLARSHIPS fair number of yog |jfCi both the spectacular and the ordinary, ‘Is exposure to low levels of microwave a necessary. In certain circumstances, travel costs to and from ung people having I during 1 9 8 4 . Britain canhlso be met under this type of award. Type C awards hazard? How strict should exposure limits be? A number of postgraduate scholarships are being offered for consist of the full tuition fee, or part of it, a contribution towards vil rights, which wi 1 5 9 Provisions of the Food Security A ct of 1985 study at the University of Otago. Information and application These issues remain in dispute in part because forms are available from the Enquiry Office, Registry. maintenance (if required) and assistance with- placement if 1 Pr°Periy. They an) hy Lawrence K. Glaser, Department of some findings on the biological effects are Applications close with the Registrar, University of Otago on 1 required. e fat wallet to do | Agriculture, 1986(105 pages) ambiguous.’ October 1986. Further information and application should be made to Mr Peter aw are what th Cooper, British High Commission, PO Box 1812, Wellington. sh o u ld be for the! give them as muq If you have an 1389-206 and get t f l l for all their suppoi B ruce in his careo] ;eep mellow, and I at farewells, UNIVERSITY necessary eet again r m om ents im es, ho are friends. Marcil ing ------X /

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LINDA Tell M e What I Gotta D o / L Is For Lover/ Says/ FOR Si Pleasure/ Golden Girl/ Across The Midnight 604741. Sky/ (We Got) Telepathy/ Give A Little More ! Lovin;/N o Ordinary Romance/ Real Tight. NEW When B othen On the heels o f the well-received Live In London But N c LP, Jarreau teams up with one o f pop music’s A long hottest producers fo r his new studio effort. Nile L ove F RANDY TRAVIS Rodgers did the trick fo r M adonna last year, and Up A r STORMS OF LIFE he has added an up-to-the minutes sparkle to the | M idnig, 254351/254354 integrity o f this artist’s work, resulting in jazz, with a contemporary crossover sound. On The Other Hand/The Storms O f Ltfe/M y This alt reasons RAGE REVIEWS Heart Cracked (But It D idn’t Break)/Diggin Up RUNNING SCARED TH E Si Bones/No Place Like HOme/1982/Send My SOUNDTRACK Linda The Saints, Thursday 25th Sept at the Body/Messin’ With My Mind/Reasons I 61691/61694 Gluepot with the Texas Rangers Cheat/There’ll Always Be A Honky Tonk/ 'records b y m al Som ew here. M an S ize L o v e :/ S w e e t F r e e d o m /1 Ju st Wanna supporting. ‘The Pi ‘Randy Travis’ life story may sound like ‘M ovie Be Loved/ Running Scared/ Once In A Lifetime I Well were The Saints amazing? Saintly?, she tog o f The Week’ material, but it’s all true: skirting Groove/1 Know What I W ant/ Say You Really I Brilliant? Well not tonight, I didn’t really hear ‘Lush i prison during his ‘turbulent years, the young Want M e/ El Chase (instrumental)/ Never Too \ any of the magic of the 70/76 era. Perhaps it was bases? Travis began singing in honky tonks as an L a te T o Start. not enough beers, perhaps it’s because they’re a alternative to High School. After making his workin, different band now! ?! th ird musical home in a number of North Carolina Running Scared is a high-speed action-comedy The Saints played to a near capacity crowd collabo establishments, Travis was finally ‘discovered’ starring Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal. The tonight, and a deserted dance floor, a sign the RIDD1 by WB execs at a favourite Music City watering stunning soundtrack LP features all new songs audience didn’t know what to expect. But that albu m ’ hole. His debut album, Storms O f Life, contains recorded especially for Running Scared by J was quickly rectified, after a couple of songs - title sa. the track ‘1984’, which was a recent number one Michael McDonald, Klymaxx, Patti LaBelle, plenty of hard-core Saints fans here tonight, but y o u fe e hit, that established Randy as the ‘New Male New Edition, Ready For The World, Fee Waybill I the majority of the audience seemed content to Vocalist O f The Year’, by ACM A earlier this (of The Tubes), and Kim Wilde. As dynamic as | sit and drink. HOW/ year. the film itself, lbe soundtrack album is produced I The Saints played mainly new stuff tonight, as SOUN ; by Rod Temperton, Dick Rudolph and Bruce \ well as a few notable tracks, notable to the hard­ 61731/ Seadian. core Saints fans. But again most of the audience JOHN FOGERTY was only mildly reactive. H unge, EYE OF THE ZOMBIE ZAPP Yet for all the faults and misgivings I had A w a y / 254491/254494 T H E N E W Z A P P I V U about the Saints, they did put on a good show, Lullab} 253274 (C assette o n ly) and gave us our money’s worth. Eye O f The Zombie/ Headlines/ Knockin’ On You’re I wouldn’t have missed it for anything, (well B yeF o Your Door/ Change In The Weather/ Violence It Doesn’t Really M atter/ Computer Love/ almost anything!), so if you missed them live or Is Golden/ Wasn’t That A Woman/ Soda Pop/ Itchin’ For Your Twitchin’/ Radio People/ I even if you didn’t give the LP, ‘All Fools Day’ or H owar Sail Aw a y. Only Have Eyes For You/ Rock ‘n‘ Roll/ Cas- spin, you’ll find, like I did, that it grows on you. comic It may have taken John Fogerty ten years to Ta-Spellome/ M ake M e Feel G ood/ Ja Ready To And you’ll be humming ‘Just like fire would’, in people release his first two solo albums, but he’s got his R ock. th e place o f ‘s tra n d e d ’. machine moving a little faster these days, as the has fee The Texas Rangers found themselves without sort oj appearance o f this exciting LP indictes. Written, The Troutman quartet and company continue a drummer tonight, I thought they were doing reason produced and substantially performed by their unstoppable assault with a fourth album sound checks all night, so I paid little or no the m i Fogerty, the record does, however, break with destined to top their list o f charted efforts. The a tte n tio n . Lucas the recent past in a significant way: The basic Dayton funk sound o f Zapp blisters dance floors contrib tracks were recorded by John with a rhythm a n d sp ea k er sy ste m s everyw h ere it g o es and this - Sainte Simon N e e d w section. Bassist Neil Stubenhaus and former new LP pushes it to the limit. Leader Roger Rufus drummer John Robinson worked on the T rou tm an again o rc h e stra te s th e whole sessions, and helped John lay down some o f the operation a n d ta k es th e aggregation through most powerful tracks he’s ever done. The some pretty impressive moves. finished recordings go well beyond mere basics, though, as Fogerty delivers impassioned rock BACK TO SCHOOL and roll in a manner that’s become uniquely PETEi //, r SOUNDTRACK recognisable over the last decades. 241051 H' r 61751/61754

Back To School/ Educated G irl/ Learnin’ And Echo I M ore ' Livin/ Everybody’s Crazy/ I’ll Never Forget Town P A U L S IM O N Your Face/ Twists And Shout/ Dead Man’s GRACELAND Party/ On M y Say/ Respect. Wood: 254471/254474 Beach/ Back To School was a box office smash from the The Boy In The Bubble/ Graceland/ I Know day it was released in the U.S., and it looks to When What I Know/ Gumboots/Diamonds On The become one o f the hottest pictures here as well. Hamb\ Soles Of Her Shoes/ You Can Call Me AI/ The rio to u s co m e d y is h ea d lin ed b y com ic Roger songwi Under African Skies/ Homeless/ Crazy Love, D angerfield, w h o a lso c o n trib u te s an incredible as The VolII/ That Was Your M other/A ll Around The version of the classic ‘Twist A nd Shout’, to the go soli World Or The M yth O f Fingerprints. soundtrack. Other artists featured, include, kind o, Michael Bolton, Aretha Franklin performing her clear, i Over the years, Paul Simon has successfully masterpiece ‘Respect’, and Dingo Boingo, with incorporated the music o f other cultures into his their track ‘Dead M ans P arty’. GEOR own striking efforts. With Graceland, Paul takes WHIL his unique topical storytelling mode o f writing 254751 ■ H *e into the heart of three more distinct and distinctive styles: South African, Cajun, and While G\o\>e Tex-Mex (Los Lobos’ variation). The LP also UNIVERSITY SINGERS Mooni features guest performances by Linda Ronstadt, Teaser 5? The Everly Brothers, Adrian Belew, Los Lobos, ‘Music for the Bawdy and Amorous’ D id Yi plus numerous black South African luminaries. Tuesday 7 October 5.30pm Music Theatre School of Music Seldor LEGAL EAGLES on twi SOUNDTRACK hit hai The S ch ool o f Mu sic is n o w in its new building 61721/61724 vocali a t 6 Symonds Street. A special feature is the one Oj Music Theatre which is adaptable for Legal Eagles Love (Instrumental)/ Moving O n/ music performances o f all varieties. Hypnotic Eyes/ Strange Birthday/ Good provid 0 On Tuesday 7 October at 5.30pm the Lovin’/ Put Out The Fire/ Tom And Kelly/ signati $ University Singers conducted by Karen Grylls 't Scared/ Fire A nd Rescue/ Magic Carpet Ride. a seen will g ive a lig h t-h ea rted con cert with a Georg programme which includes Madrigals and When it stars Robert Redford, Debra Winger and i Catches by Weelkes, Wilbye, Bennet, Josquin, and Darryl Hannah, and its director has Animal R obbi Farmer, Battistill and others, and Ground House, Stripes and Ghostbusters to his credit, Walde Rounds by P.D .Q . Bach. This concert will be an you know you’ve got a film with something end-of-year frolic for both Singers and the 0 special going for it. The specialness o f the hit audience. T ickets are a vailable in advance from:- Legal Eagles doesn ’t stop with the celluloid. It The School of Music continues through veteran Elmer Bernstein’s 6 Symonds St sophisticated, melodic score and the film ’s or at the door - $5 and $3 (concession). For Experience ! original soundtrack. Accompanying the seven further details phone: 737-707 instrumentals, are two classic rock oldies - These The Music School Steppenwolf, and the Rascals, and in contrast, a give a New Term starts 6th Oct. track from Darryl Hannah. ra re o Phone now 788-774 varied M E T A L L IC A 768-115 Debui RIDE THE LIGHTNING RAGE FOR KAWERAU Orientation Thurs 25th Sept 603961/603964 Guitar TH Fight Fire With Fire/ Ride The Lightning/ For Tuesday 29th at the Gluepot. Benefit concert for (,* Whom The Bell Tolls/ Fade To Black/ Trapped Kawerau pulp & paper workers featuring: TA» SCM: fnr all musicians ♦♦Guitar players Under Ice/ Escape/ Creeping Death/ The Call Meg and the fones N e w ; ♦♦Bass Players O fK tu lu . Alfalfa Louts fin en absolute beginners Blues busters the pa ♦♦Vocalists Ride The Lightning, is the debut album from Hemi and Hori as a c new er players ♦♦Drummers ‘Meta llers’ Metallica. This release follow s on the Battling Strings and the piano experienced players ♦♦Synthesiser Players heels of their second album Master O f Puppets, Red Flag Bush Band which if you recall, made it to the Top 30 on the 5.30pm till late, $4.00 unwaged $6.00 waged. seasoned players This i ♦♦Songwriters Billboard charts. conce • • • • • • ••••••••••• ► • • • • • • • • • • • • M #’ < popul • •••••••• • • • • • »T< • • • • • • • • • • • • • • a* M • • • • • • • • • • • • »• •• • • • • • • • t • » 1 • a • • • CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986 JOHN C ttW B B S W . M A Y AL L ’S

LINDA RONSTADT Lover/ Says/ BLUESBREAKERS FOR SENTIMENTAL REASONS The Midnight 604741/604744 4 Little More - A B IO G R A P H Y eal Tight. When You Wish Upon A Star/ Bewitched, John Bayall was bom 29th November 1933 in Bothered & Bewildered/ You Go To M y H ead/ a small English village near Manchester - a far ive In London But Not For M e/ My Funny Valentine/ I Get cry at that time from the black American blues f pop music’s Along Without You Very Well/ Am I Blue/ I culture we are familiar with today. But, growing 'io effort. Nile Love You For Sentimental Reasons/ Straighten up listening to his guitarist father’s extensive last year, and Up An Fly Right/ Little Girl Blue/ ’Round record collection, he felt drawn to the blues. sparkle to the M idnight. Strongly influenced by such greats as Little ulting in jazz, nd. Walter, Albert Ammons, Freddy King and This album is terrific. Why, you ask? You want Muddy Waters, he taught himself to play and reasons? Okay. Reasons: develop his own style with the aid of neighbor’s THE SINGER: between the years 1975 and 1980, pianos, borrowed guitars and secondhand Linda Ronstadt went platinum with six rock harmonicas from the age of 13. 'records in a row and followed that achievement From the art college training, to three years by making her theatrical debut in the operetta, with the British Army in Korea, to a successful I Ju st Wanna ‘The Pirates O f Penzance’ to critical raves. Then career in graphic design, his blues singing and In A Lifetime she topped the charts with ’Whats New’ and playing took a back seat until he reached the age ay You Really ‘Lush Life’. How can one woman cover all the of 30. From 1956 until 1962, John was l)/ Never Too bases? Because she’s got one o f the rarest voices performing publicly on a part-time basis fronting working today. For Sentimental Reasons, is the The Powerhouse Hour and, later on, T he B lu es third and final release of Ronstadt’s Syndicate. It was then that Alexis Korner’s Blues action-comedy collaboration with the late, great NELSON In c pioneered what was to become known as the ’ Crystal. The RIDDLE. And there’s one more reason why this British Blues Boom of the late 60’s. Alexis was all new songs album’s classy charms will hook you, like the quick to encourage and help John make his move ig Scared by title says, ‘For Sentimental Reasons. ’ It makes to London where he soon secured enough Patti LaBelle, you feel so damn good. clubwork to be able to turn professional under d, Fee Waybill the name of John M ayall’s Bluesbreakers. A fte r /4s dynam ic as HOWARD THE DUCK a couple of years and a constant turnover of tm is produced SOUNDTRACK musicians, he met his soulmate in Eric Clapton Iph a n d Bruce 61731/61734 who had quit The Yardbirds in favor of playing the blues. This historic union culminated in the Hunger City/ Howard The Duck/ Don’t Turn first hit album for the Bluesbreakers and resulted Away/ It Don’t Come Cheap/ I ’m On M y W ay/ in worldwide legendary status. Lullaby Of Duckland/ Journey To Earth/ FRONTLINE TALENT, PRESENT DIRECT FROM U.S.A. A fte r C la p to n a n d J a ck B ru ce left the band to You’re The Duckiest/ Ultralight Flight/ Beddy- fo rm C ream , a succession of great musicians Bye For H oward/ Dark Overload. • THE RETURN OF THE LEGENDARY • defmed their artistic roots under John’s mputer Love/ I leadership, and he became as well known for tdio People/ 1 I Howard The Duck is based on a series of 22 discovering new talent as for his hard-hitting ‘n ‘ R o ll/ Cas• ' JOHN MA YALL 'S BL UES comic books. He comes from a place, where interpretations of the fierce Chicago-style blues 1/ Ja Ready To people evolved from ducks, rather than apes. He he’d grown up listening to. As sidemen left to has feathers on the top o f his head, a bill, and BREAKERS form their own groups, others took their places. sort of webbed fingers, but he can talk and Peter Green, John McVie a n d Mick Fleetwood pany continue reason just like you and me. The soundtrack to DIRECT FROM A SELLOUT OZ TOUR!!! becam e Fleetwood Mac, Andy Fraser fo rm e d fourth album the movie, which incidently employs George Free, a n d Mick Taylor jo in e d The Rolling e d efforts. The AUCKLAND - LOGAN CAMPBELL CENTRE - NOV 11th Lucas as executive producer, is extensively Stones. rs dance floors W E LLIN G TO N - T O W N HALL - NOV 12th contributed to by musical whiz Thomas Dolby. In 1969, with his popularity blossoming in the it goes and this | N eed w e sa y m ore??? DUNEDIN - TOWN HALL - NOV 13th USA, John caused somewhat of a stir with the Leader Roger \ release of a drummerless acoustic live album th e whole | CHRISTCHURCH - TOWN HALL - NOV 13th en titled The Turning Point from which his song ation through \ TICKETS NOW ON SALE USUAL AGENCIES $24 PLUS G.S.T. Room to Move was destined to become a rock Booking Fee classic. Attracted by the W est Coast climate and culture, John then made his permanent move PETE R C A S E from England to Laurel Canyon in Los Angeles 241051/241054 and began forming bands with American musicians. Throughout the 70’s, John became Echo Wars/ Steel Strings/ Three Days Straight/ further revered for his many jazz/rock/blues Learnin’ And More Than Curious/ I Shook His H and/ Small innovations featuring such notable performers as N ever Forget ft** 1 tAJAX Town Spree/ Old Blue Car/ Walk In The Blue Mitchell, Red Holloway, Larry Taylor and / Dead Man’s Woods/ Horse And Crow/ IcewaterT Satellite Harvey Mandel. He also backed blues greats Beach/ Pair O f Brown Eyes. John Lee Hooker, T-Bone Walker and Sonny Boy Williamson on their first English club tours. smash from the When last we hard from this singing native of Motivated by nostalgia and fond memories, in and it looks to Hamburg, New York, he was frontman and chief 1982, John (together with Mick Taylor and John es here as well, songwriter for the fundamental rockers known McVie) decided to re-form the original b y com ic Roger as The Plimsouls. A fter six years, he decided to Bluesbreakers for a couple of tours and a video s an incredible l » m . concert film called Blues Alive so that a whole l Shout’, to the go solo. Case closed. The result is Peter Case, a kind of post-atomic folk music that’s clean and new generation of followers could get a taste of ured, include, clear, and cuts both ways. how it all sounded live two decades ago at the perform ing her NEW FOR SUMMER CLOTHES birth of the British Blues explosion. By the time o Boingo, with GEORGE BENSON Hipster skirts for Mick and John had returned to their respective WHILE THE CITY SLEEPS Hipster pants MEN careers, public reaction had convinced Mayall 254751/254754 MEN'S shirts that he should return to his driving blues roots. & B U S T IA S Back in Los Angeles it didn’t take him long to WOMEN While The City Sleeps/ Kisses In The BELTS 60's 0 seek out and select his choices for the new GERS Moonlight/ Shiver/ Love Is Here Tonight/ BELTS (STUDS) Bluesbreakers. In order to more faithfully Teaser/ Secrets In The N ight/ Too M any Times/ ZIPPOs USA interpret the best-known classic tunes and a d Amorous’ Did You Hear Thunder. proportionate selection of new pieces, two CAPS >.30pm exceptional guitarists were hired and they soon Hoop earings Seldom, fever, has there been an artist as skilled began to develop creatively in the tradition of ool of Music Boot straps on two instruments as George Benson. Hit after Clapton and the other greats. Coco Montoya S tring T ies - hit has proven his popularity as one o f the great comes to the Bluesbreakers after several years its new building Collar Tips vocal stylists o f our time, and his reputation as playing with Albert Collins and Freddy King, l fea tu re is the one of the top guitarists in jazz and popular BLUE B EA T and Walter Trout previously worked with John adaptable for music has long been legendary. With this LP, he BLEDISLOE ST in 1983 while he was a member of Canned Heat. provides a consummate look at both those (Behind Civic Theatre) When these two men get together, audiences go it 5.30pm the signatures, weaving a variety o f styles together in nDCN SAT 1 0 .9nm wild with the excitement generated from their ty Karen Grylls heavy blues guitar licks! Bobby Haynes on bass oncert with • guitar firmly anchors the rhythm section in Madrigals and partnership with Joe Yuele on drums. tennet, Josquin, Since the beginning of 1984, the band has and Ground steadily gained momentum on the club and oncert will be an concert circuits of the United States, Canada and Ungers and the Europe. During the summer of 1985, the i advance from:- Bluesbreakers were invited to play a series of sic concerts in Czechoslovakia and Hungary, one of which was recorded in an open air stadium and ncession). For Paradox could possibly become a cult band, if subsequently released as a live album on I737-707 HOUSTON different persuasion, Bygone Era are a blatantly such a thing is possible, (aren’t all alternative Crescendo Records. The album - B e h in d T he These two well known New Zealand pianists will young punk band, and their English influence is give a concert at two pianos - a comparatively bands in NZ Cult bands?). They’re musical style Iron Curtain - proves beyond doubt that John apparent, even though they do a Ramones cover, rare occurrence in New Zealand - and will play a is quite unique and semi-experimental, and are a Mayall is still out front championing the blues . v x * : * ! they were entertaining and could m ature well. varied programme of music from Bach to band reliant on providing and maintaining a sub­ m o v em en t. The Rotting Dead had a W arner and a Batman conscious atmosphere, inherent in their slides As the band get ready for another full calendar Debussy to Lutoslawsky. in their midst. They were a one-off band, and it and performance music. They succeed in some of shows in 1986 and the long awaited release of showed in their loosness, and the amount of *## respects, where FEtus Productions fails, not that a new album, be sure not to miss the distinctive covers they did, but hell they were fun to see. % • there’s a conscious or even unconscious blend of guitar-slashing blues that ensures J o h n THURSDAY 23rd OCTOBER 1986 - 8pm - All in all a great nights experience. And if you «nefit concert for influence by F.P. But one thing that stood out Mayall’s Bluesbreakers their rightful place in The Pumphouse, Takapuna missed Paradox on Thursday, then you have featuring: about Thursday was the diversity of the rock history. TAMAS VESMAS AND WALTER GODDE another opportunity. Paradox are playing with *#" ties audience. You can see that Paradox appeal to a New Zealand is fortunate to have had these two In-Sect at the Windsor Castle on Fri & Sat 3rd, *®" wide range of fans, and they themselves are not TOURING DATES: NEW ZEALAND fine musicians working at our universities during 4th of October. Don’t miss out this time. AUCKLAND, LOGAN CAMPBELL the past year or so. They have now come together limiting in their appeal. Paradox most certainly • as a duo to perform three sonatas for cello and should, and I damn well hope they should, go - Sainte Simon V CENTRE, TUESDAY 11 NOVEMBER piano by Beethoven, Debussy and Chopin. fa r...! WELLINGTON, TOWN HALL, WEDNESDAY 12 NOVEMBER DUNEDIN, REGENT THEATRE, THURSDAY 13 NOVEMBER CHRISTCHURCH, TOWN HALL, FRIDAY 14 NOVEMBER. 8 CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986

The Campus Radio Alternative Top BFM - CAMPUS STATION PLAYS Ten HOST TO WORLDS MOST 24th September: UNUSUAL PROGRAMME Sponsored by Real Pictures of His NE BFM plays host this Wednesday (October 1) to Majesty’s Arcade the most unusual and wierdiest radio programme in the world. 1. Meat Puppets - W e ’re H ere - L et That Enter N E I The 1986 Worlds Trash 40 Awards will be 2. Jean Paul Sartre Experience Good Thing Grow most popi handed out and listeners will be encouraged to - The Wedding eccentrics phone in and help smash the offending discs. 3. Legendary Pink Dots - K a w L iga O’CLO C K Dr Roland Trash, considered a world 4. Residents - Moving Down to Florida authority on this growing cult hobby of trash 5. Butthole Surfers 6. Pete Murphy - If the World Should Fail To SOLO TR. records, has spent at least nine months of the last with cove year touring rubbish tips and second hand shops F all A p a rt 7. Drone - The Farmers Song schizophre: throughout the world to find this year’s Top 40. 8. Screaming Blue Messiahs * Twin Cadillac acoustic b< The world’s worst records are not those you Valentine in the early will find on other radio stations. ‘People tune to 9. Run DMC - Proud to be Black back in tin BFM for an alternative to the mainstream music . Skeleton it’s-all sai they hate. But even these records are worse,’ said 10 Mea Culpa snippets w D r T rash . High Flyers: Eirnsturze Nole Neubauten - rock a n d n Records with titles like ‘Boogie Woogie Futler Mein Ego Amputee,’ ‘Surfin Tragedy,’ ‘I W anna Be Your Marc Riley & the Creepers - Baby’s On Fire Young opc Dog,’ ‘De Da Da Dum’ ‘The Great Australian hit ‘Heart Meat Pie,’ and ‘Kooked on Klassics.’ The Campus Radio Alternative Top Ten is which incl Some records are just bad ideas. Some are compiled from listeners phone-in votes. Phone Man’ an d sick. Some are by singers or musicians who 32-236 between 4pm and 6.30pm every THE SCREAMING performan should never have tried to perform. This year’s Wednesday to vote. The Top Ten is then utilises syr contenders in the last category include several broadcast between 7pm and 8pm. synclavier, American pro-wrestlers trying to cash in on the BLUE MESSIAHS itself o n sti current rock and wrestling events being staged in A m erica. The Screaming Blue Messiahs have created an The The C an. Last July, Dr Trash introduced his special unprecedented buzz throughout the world of shocks ar Trash kitchen Wiz Blender on that years award music since the release of their ‘Good and Gone’ Craccum updated e< show. Listeners phoned in to BFM when they LP on Big BEat Records on July 6,1984. songs, % had had enough on one of the Trash Top 40 performec With selective touring strategy in the UK and Gig records and when enough people called, the Springfieli record was ceremoniously taken off the turntable Europe the Messiahs have continued to increase Stills - and crunched in the blender. Dr Trash said he their following and have been tipped by the NM E Guide... career. Li has perfected this blender in the last nine months as 1985’s brightest new talent. band then and will make sure nothing is left of the records. and roll Many of the records played on the show are the The irresistible power of the music rapidly For week ending 5th October Pinks’, fo only copy left. captured the imagination of W EA Records and a Windsor Castle; Thurs: The New worldwide recording contract resulted in the ‘It’s very much a listener participation Mystics, (reggae), Frid & Sat: Paradox Throughc programme. I need the calls to know when acquisition of the six tracks on ‘Good And and Insect, plus support. on the st people reach breaking point. There will be many G o n e ’. SCREAMING BLUE MESSIAHS Galaxy: Fri & Sat: Opening of the comment: records people will only be able to stand for a backstage WEA relaunched the mini-LP in association with Asylum, Disco. short tim e .’ announce Big Beat Records on April 19 1985. Dr Trash last year gave away special airline Performance Cafe: Fri, Sat & Sun: three m ir sickness bags. He promises some more bizarre Blues week. seen w atc trash prizes th is y ear. The Screaming Blue Messiahs are - Bill Carter says, su n MONTAGE STUDIOS (vocalist, songwriter, guitarist), Chris Thompson Esplanade: Sat: Dark Harbour. interview (backing vocals, bass) and Kenny Harris Up and Coming: 1986 World’s Trash Top 40, BFM (91.8 FM) will Ph 762-651 the audie (d ru m s). be broadcast on Wednesday October 1, Died Pretty at the Windsor Castle, Sat go right o 10pm - lam. For quality 16 track recording 11 Oct The trio is London-based and is currently int he MONTAGE STUDIOS The 41-3 studio recording new tracks for the second Shriekback at the Galaxy, Fri 17th Oct The Sound of the South Pacific retiring album, scheduled for a late summer release. The Screaming Blue Messiahs at the one-out i Catch the album at your record bar now and Galaxy, Sat & Sun Nov 1st & 2nd. songwriti catch the band live at the Galaxy soon. and Simple Minds at Western Springs deserved! Sun 9th Nov. As early social introspec relations! avoiding about th was trem

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Enter N E IL Y O U N G - o n e o f ro ck m u sic ’s most popular idiosyncratic songwriters and eccentrics who features on this week’s ‘12 O’CLOCK ROCK’, spot. to Florida uld Fail To SOLO T R A N S is an unusual live performance with covers most sides of his somewhat schizophrenic musical personality, from the soft Cadillac acoustic ballads that took him to superstardom in the early 1970s to modern synthetic rock, and back in tim e fo r so m e g reasy ro c k a n d ro ll. A n d it’s*all sandwiched together by bizarre video snippets which gently make fun of the whole pbauten - rock a n d roll p ro cess.

I’s O n Fire Young opens with the emotive strains of his big BOLD, BRASSY SOUND FROM hit ‘Heart o f G old’, and plays a solo acoustic set is THE GRAHAM WILKINSON >p Ten which includes such w ell-k n o w n songs as ‘O ld Jtes. Phone BAND! every Man’ a n d ‘Helpless’. Next up is the ‘Trans’ performance; modern rock in which Young Graham Wilkinson Band is not one person, is then but a Medical School based rock band. They do a Ipm. utilises synthetic m u sical in v e n tio n s su ch as th e synclavier, which can be programmed to play terrific job on original numbers with a real bold itself o n stage. brassy sound that’s designed to entertain and be enjoyed at the same time too. The Canadian-born singer-songwriter further The band are shown in the above photograph shocks and astounds his fans by using this at a recent South Auckland gig. The lighting for updated equipment to perform one of his oldest the show was by Berkman Holographies - who songs, ‘M r S o u l’; this number was originally have a large array of stunning stage/show performed by the critically-acclaimed Buffalo lighting effects to accompany the music being Springfield - a group which included Stephen played - making a combined entertainment and Stills - w hich effectiv ely la u n c h ed Y o u n g ’s enjoyable event for any prospective function. ' i d e . . . career. Later int he programme, Young and his Enquiries for the band and lighting show - either band then convert themselves into a greasy rock together or separate - can be made either through lober and roll revival outfit called ‘The Shocking Michael Rutter, c/o Medical Students Pinks’, fo r a c o n ce rt fin ale ra v e -u p . Association Med School, or through Bruce fhe New phone 874-991 private. Paradox Throughout the set there is a huge video screen on the stage, on which a television presenter |g of the comments on, and interviews, people in the backstage area. At the beginning, the presenter An Alto Vocalist is required for recording a announces ‘the show’s going to start in one to Jazz, Rock album beginning April-May next & Sun: three minutes’, at which point Young, who is rear. The artist must be talented, bard working seen w atching th e p re se n te r in th e b a ck sta g e a re a and confident. says, su rp rised , ‘Is th a t tru e ? ’. L a te r, Y o u n g is * Phone Martin 732-980 interviewed by the announcer. ‘How do you find the audience, Neil?’ Laconic Young: Well, you stle, Sat go right out front, through there ....’

|l7th Oct The 41-year-old Young is known as a shy, is at the retiring man who has always seemed the odd- tnd. one-out in the harsh rock environment; but his songwriting efforts from the 1960s alone would Springs deservedly create for him a place in rock history. As early as 1966 hs was taking a serious look at social issues in 'Broken Arrow’, a n d introspective investigations into the ending of a CEMENT relationship in ‘Expecting To Fly’. While never 1J o d i’ should have been number one track in avoiding matters of the heart, Young was writing G A R D E N ’S my estimation. Sure its commercial but then so is about the plight of the American Indian before it cheese and look how well that’s promoted and was trendy to do so. The Only One! sells. Side two rattles off with B u rn in g - full of desire, yet it appeals as a catchy number after a His association with Crosby, Stills and Nash Meltdown Records: MEL T 004 few listens. made him a household name, but it is his wildly Nest up is the track ‘Just Couldn’t Stay’ fin e erratic solo career which has produced a depth of Don’t look around Auckland for this band: vocals and backing, that ran country life sound expression seldom equalled in any songwriter’s you won’t find them, cause they hail from and energy shines through - the Cement Garden repertoire. His career entered its most popular Palmerston North. They’re the usual 4 piece work hard on this track that one would like to phase w ith 1973’s ‘G o ld ru sh ’ album, and got a guitar band plus drummer who have recently h e ar th e m live play in g th is. boost in the late 1970s with ‘Rust Never Sleeps. ’ recorded six tracks of pop and rock music on The final number is ‘The Valley’ really a real Young has lost some momentum in recent years th eir local lab el, called ‘M e ltd o w n ’. contrast in styles - it’s so serious and different. with unusual, one-off projects that have failed to ‘The Only One starts the album rolling with All in all an enjoyable album from a group -ompletely grab the public’s imagination, yet his acoustic guitar along with a burst of saxophone that’s neither alternative or rock. They’ve no RAINBOW WARRIOR’ concert appearance from Jonathan Collins, incidentally the writer of need to be. ecently was a success. Catch SOLO TRANS, C the track. 2nd up is ‘Make Your Mind Up’, a vhich screens on Television ONE at 12.45am on '• wl catchy number with beautiful harmonies, while - P eter B o y s -riday O cto b er 3. ______n M ‘Jo d i’ is real rock pleasantly performed. » % v * w « w « v

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• • • e • • ••••• e • ••••••••••• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • « »>««>>>« ' • • • • • • • 10 CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986 SHADY SHADOWS ACCOUNTS BRAD BABY IS GREAT! Dear Editor, Dear Craccum, A beautiful Friday morning, in Auckland city. 1 do exist, I did sign the'petititon, and I believe I happened to pop in on part of an AUSA And both a happy and sad event for me. This is Brad is a great guy. Anything Vicki says about meeting last week where, a set of Shadows th e last C raccum for the year, and the last under Brad is a lie. In fact, I deny that Brad denies accounts was being discussed. my editorship. LETTER OF THE WEEK everything. He does exist too, and he knows Leafing through the years issues I see that we everything. Just thought you should all know. These, you understand, are a record of what has have been fairly consistent with support for live Love Janet Weiss already happened. Our AVP-elect, however, music, especially kiwi music, the arts here in UNORTHODOX VIEWS couldn’t vote for receiving these because they Auckland and we have ventured into religion, Dear Craccum, showed income from door charges. This gallant science fiction and even Egyptology. I am intrigued that so many people start their and incisive lad thinks that these shouldn’t be A FRENCH LETTER W hat we have produced is a campus orientated letters by saying that they are offended by a letter charged next year.. newspaper focusing on events within this campus the previous week. Often the only apparent Bonjour L’Monsieur Editor while the international and political issues can be reason is that that opinion is contrary to their Mon colleague Alain et moi regret that our To him, it therefore logically follows that this addressed by other specialised and more own. I personally find all peoples opinions very new holiday commitments pardon, ‘Je item should be excluded from this year’s nationally circulated publications. Indeed, there interesting no m atter whether they agree with me deportation arrangements’, - mean that we regret acco u n ts. is now a plethora of campus publications here - or disagree strongly. ‘Letters to the Editor’ is a we are unable to complete mon Francais studies and they are our competition. Despite obstacles pool of varying opinions about varying subjects et a la University of Auckland. I hope that next year Mr Parker is kept well away we have stood firm on our tag as the ‘sp irit o f and no matter what people write, (apart from Thank you for your admirable cdhcers pôur from anywhere where his obvious aptitude for Auckland University’ and claimed our right to stupid and meaningless character attacks) I am our comfort on 1‘AtpHe. W e are well settled con management can do no harm. Or perhaps he promote and inform and hopefully stimulate not offended. I do not agree with F. Stuart’s la spa, et la sauna, et la NouyeUe Zglande could replace Roger Douglas. your views. Other campus publications don’t list letter but was interested to hear his views whether cham pagne - a la c o m p lim e n ts d e la *griu*de‘ who their editors are, nor are they readily or not they were written by a sexist monosexual Premiere David Lange, - quelle sexyxbehon! Y o u rs, accessible to students. or not. I would be interested in getting letters Billy Bremner C raccum is accessable, and has continued the from Hitler if it were possible, although I Vive la France spirit of being a free and open forum for strongly disagree with many of his political Dominique Alain discussion, despite claims from student ideals, as he was a human being and had SHREWDER THAN STEEL? P.S. How about le secret ‘rendezvous’ - may be politicians and pressure groups that we are a u n o rth o d o x views. dans le David’s motel ? La French ‘connection’ Dear M r Editor, closed shop! oui? Et Good luck avee le butter mountain! Is it true that Detective Constable W ebber has In the words of that famous ferret, ‘what does Y o u rs been promoted to Sergeant after the successful this all mean?’. For students here on campus the Rupert BumbleBottom work he has done in NORML as a ‘mug shot’ future of the newspaper that you own and photographer? Perhaps ‘Patriotic Southerner’ is publish looks rosy. The new collective elected ANTITHEISTS V EGYPTIANS AUSA BREWERY SHARES shrewder than Rick Steel after all. Rick should will give a new dimension to the paper. They D ear Sir, D ear P eter, consider that this photo person could be severely have between them the skills and keenness that’s I have noticed the return of the Egyptian I have just discovered that AUSA has shares in restricting new members. I for one would not like needed when the odds are heavily stacked against Chaplain’s Chat in the pages of C raccum . VICTIMS the breweries. Goodness me, why should this be? to risk loss of my anonymity through the ‘Happy student media versus mainstream media, who Dear E ditor, Do we get our dividend in the form of free S n a p p e r’. have the money, the time, and the vast resources As a member of Antitheists I am, in general Yes it is t n tankers occasionally, and can the cost-savings be to put editions out weekly. terms, opposed to theistic influences in society. second bigge passed along to students? Yours suspiciously, Craccum this year has made a small profit But I must say that I have found in the weekly know w hat t S. M o k e r from advertising sales, which means the voted Egyptian Chaplain’s column many examples of world. If yc Yours etc., amount has been exceeded against all odds, sublime wisdom. Indeed, it almost seems to me victim! Steve th e P eeved especially when the competition and high LIQUOR V MILITARY that the Ancient Egyptian Church of the Infinite printing and production costs are fully DAYDREAMING BELIEVER... ADVERTISING is a religion able to cater for the spiritual needs of considered. I do not take the credit alone, I have Dear Peter, modern, enlightened people. Dear Peter, steered the ship and maintained the captaincy; Are some people dumb? The military provides The other day I was sitting in the Bio. Sciences the true credit goes to those who have sailed with jobs and the money for us to read and enjoy A fundamental concern of Antitheists is the Library, and I thought ‘Goodness me’, and then GO me against opposition, studies, and other C raccum . Can we really afford to turn away presentation of alternatives, particularly I thought further, ‘aren’t there a lot of books in Dear Craccu interests. advertising which offers careers, and a lifestyle alternatives to monotheistic beliefs. Thus, I see the library’. And I looked at the book I was I see you I’ve not been an easy taskmaster to work for, some people prefer even if the back page advert the Egyptian Chaplain’s column as providing a supposed to be reading and thought ‘Goodness producing a or under. Unlike some others with only their own did show males in uniform only? Be serious. vital counterbalance to the comments contained me, aren’t there a lot of pages in this book.’ And unnerving t vested interests to keep in mind, I have always Crass insensitivity be damned, look at C a m p u s in the other Chaplain’s column. I thought of how many words were on each page, egotistical a maintained that C raccu m is foremost, a student N ew s and all those colour ads, for liquor and how many letters were in each word, and how another vehi media newspaper. Support it. Take an interest; products. I counted no less than five different The Egyptian Chaplain’s return will enliven the many libraries there are at this University, and about me. nothing ever in any one edition will appeal to ads in the last issue. Will they accept cigarettes pages o f C raccum . how many libraries are in this city, and how significant a everybody - the aim of the media should always advertising next? After all they now advertise many cities there are in this country and how politicians w be to inform, to entertain, and to stimulate the condoms, so really who is far more commercial? Yours faithfully, many countries there are in this world and I and even (da mind and reflect opinions, whatever they may E ven th e A ren a magazine promotes liquor. At thought ‘goodness me, goodness me’ and came Gossip colur currently be. least C raccum has refrained from printing liquor RICHARD GOODE close to having a heart attack. breakdown i To those who have been involved, in every and cigarettes. These products actually kill Otago University Antitheist Society And I thought ‘M y, aren’t there a lot of letters Here I am ir way, thanks for the journey. We have had a E d s N o te: W h o said C raccum doesn’t travel? people - if you hadn’t noticed there is sucl change with my first-ever elected editorship for and words in the world’ and I thought of how a lot of words are crap, and I thought what a lot of torpedoes m C raccum , and the journey for us all here should Fraser Downing c ra p th e re is in the w o rld . ’ retreat in coi be rewarding and participative in student affairs D o n ’t you agree? return if thes of this University. May your destination be ASSOCIATION THICK SHAKES columns o f n reached, and all the goals you have while here be D ear M r Boys, with their cc achieved. Thanks. Y o u rs, WEED DRIFTS OVER THE R ay m o n d A strange phenomenon has been faking place new ‘Kiwi’ L HIGHWAY decore there) PETER BOYS over the last 4-5 m onths at the M ilk Biar. About 5 Dear Editor, CRACCUM EDITOR 1986 months ago a friend introduced me to.the HONEST QUESTIONS Nearing Auckland, on a late night drive from famous ‘Association Thickshake’. I was Whangarei, I observed my driver who was under pleasantly surprised, in this place of hollow Dear Peter, Graham and Students, the effect of weed as we came up a steady hill politicians and thinly veiled lies, at the fullness of As you may well know, I’m a fee paying which at the same time circled to the right. I had both texture and flavour. Unfortunately they Thank God! \ member of the Students Association. As such, I been astounded at the driver’s ability up to this appear now to be getting progressively thinner as IBID Y( No more attacks j regard it as my right to question the President of time. But as we passed the end of the curve and the price has risen. Is this an economic necessity Dear E ditor in Graccum J that Association as to what he is doing in an over the blind hump a sheep truck or ‘Big M ac’ or are the profits from using'less ice cream being seam), this year! / official capacity. So why did he require stabbed us with blinding lights from its window transferred to Fraser’s Kanaky chums for their [ can hear t ‘prompting from some concerned friends’ to level headlamps. Having much experience, I guns. Perhaps C raccu m should investigate? ntrepid souls reply to my honest queries about his involvement looked at the driver and then instantly to the left you, for yout in NZUSA restructuring? road edge, avoiding the lights with the pupil Y ours, and brevity, He states that the reason why he was not centres, for faster recovery time. The driver was THIRSTY fours in Libe present at the SGM held for restructuring looking dead into the truck lights and was fazed Bill Burrougl Craccum: Vol. 60, No. 25. 29 September, 1986. proposals was ‘I indicated I would come along by them. Fortunately the road did not straighten >.S. W ho is J should attendance be nearing a quorum ’. Well, at the top but continued its curve which we were locked onto. that’s very good isn’t it? In future I too will A CAUSE FOR CONCERN Editor: Peter Boys indicate to the Chairperson of General Meetings Asked later, he said he was looking at the CR that I will attend when a quorum is about to be lights and not at the road edge, a primary to Dear Craccum, Technical Editor: Andrew Lloyd Dear E d, achieved. Indeed, I recommend to a ll S tu d e n t prevent spice blindness. He didn’t think so, he A very good friend of mine has AIDS. Though On behal Graphic Artists: Sacha Dromgool, Association members to do likewise. That way said. I have never had sexual relations with him, other contribution! Bruce Grenville none of us will ever be put out to attend a I conclude, don’t chance weed with night friends of mine have. Because this topic is thanks for tu meeting that failed to gain the necessary numbers driving. considered akin to leprosy, I am unable to Graphic Technician: Miriam de Graaf it into the bl - come to think of it, no meeting will ever J. S m ith mention to anyone that he has the disease, Writers '.Sharon Priestley, Andrew wonder if it v Coop, Richard Clarke, Harry, Bruce o c c u r...! otherwise the people I tell would shun me also, To the other query I made about why he had SECOND CLASS CITIZENRY even though I am uninvolved. Grenville, Sonley Johnstone, Michael, not submitted proposals to the independent Dear Editor, Every reader of your newspaper will go Boy Bean, Paul, Simon Coffey, working party he replied ‘I gave a two hour oral I am totally and thoroughly pissed off with the through this agonising at some stage of their lives Giovanni Intra, Conrad Heine, submission on NZUSA restructuring in way this Educational (or is that Mental?) as the AIDS EPIDEMIC SPREADS. Because of the fear surrounding the disease, presumably Carolyn A very, Wellington’. Fine! Great! The question is, In stitu tio n is ru n . h however, did this occur at August Council? If so, I had the misfortune to enrol late this year (it’s they too will feel unable to confide in anyone Photographers: Kirk Lafferty, Dear C raccu should these not have been written down and rather difficult to enrol in a hospital bed!) and about it. Even my friend who has it, is unable to I write after Miriam de Graaf, Parveen Singh. presented to B. Lack, L. Duley and Co. After all, when I did enrol it took about three days to do so tell nearly everyone, although his health is A VP Admit this was what the referred to party was set up to as lecturers were hard to find. noticeably declining and his complexion ashen. he is? Som e do - to consider proposals and then present When I received my exam timetable and How can we come to terms with the situation? CRACCUM is a source of free expression and cruncher? R cohesive policy to students at the SGM for subjects I discovered (to my horror) listed were I know not. The day may come, unless a cure for information for the Auckland University i opinioi ratification. Does Mr W atson believe he knows two subjects I had not even heard of and one the disease is found, when people will contract Students and the University Community. steal his title what students want without consulting them? subject I was doing not even listed. the disease from such things as handling money CRACCUM is not the official publication of the that m atter, Finally, I strongly object to my questions After an enormous amount of paperwork and that an infected person has once owned, or from Auckland University Students’ Association Inc. anyone else being labelled ‘unsubstantiated time wasted I managed to correct the subjects to using a utensil that was washed by an infected or of the University of Auckland. Both bodies do tune? the original ones I had been taking all year, but person. A n d n o in fe c te d p e rso n w ill be very keen not endorse any opinions and/or statements scandalmongering’. I have no political motives whatsoever. What did motivate me, however, at a cost of $118.00. I refused to pay it for a on telling anyone that they have it. Consequently made by staff and students within C R A C C U M . After all, re was a 20 minute haranguing by a certain Mr B. ‘stuff up’ the university caused but was told by this c o u n try is in fo r a b ig sh o ck as th e disease This year is the 60th year of publication of this young lad Lack at the ihfamous failed SGM. I believe that another ‘high and mighty’ official (who like all spreads. An obvious solution is to retreat into newspaper. without sen even Graham would have shrunk in his seat from the others treated me like a second class citizen) I complete celibacy and live in sterile Howard Address: Second Floor, Room 213, Students’ first. A n d tl embarrassment due to students lack of interest in either paid the money or left the subjects like Hughes-style conditions, avoiding all contact Association Building, 34 Princes Street, even M r Ste< Auckland. their governing bodies - provided he had turned th ey w ere. with others. But how long will we survive that u p o f course. Why don’t all those miserable old bags get way? I am forced to wonder if the reports of the Postal: Craccum, A.U.S.A. Inc., Private Bag, Clones we a their acts into gear and have a good look at the late Hughes’ sterile lifestyle derive from the fact Auckland. his so called Y o u rs, way they run their pathetic little offices and treat that his researchers concocted and then unleased CRACCUM is published by the Auckland i would dear! L aw rence us poor students as humans! the disease on humankind, rather than, as many University Students’ Association Inc., 34 Princes Wells, A rth P.S. It appears G. W atson’s letter of 15/9/86 Oh, by the way have a happy day! have postulated, the C.I.A. Street, Auckland. Mae W est? Sunprint Ltd., Tauranga. contained more questions than answers. P.P.S. Thank you for your support K.O. Round Y o u rs, Yours onymously, Yours in hoi 1. Number One Son CONCERNED PARENT Craccum phone number: AK 390-789, ext 841. Wilfred Ligl CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986 11

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Peter, Arts P eter, L aw nd I believe 1. Yes, it’s good but how effective will it be and 1. No opinion, don’t know about it. i says about ■ ' fo r how long? 2. That was a hell of a long time ago - you mean§ Brad denies I t i f f - x ■ i: n o . th e o n e last y ear? i he knows If’?' \ ■ 3. Results are OK, but it depends on how you 3. Dunno, wasn’t there. SSj all know . look at it and what happens. Janet Weiss

1 1 Forum : NZUSA: ‘BACK IN If If TH E USSR’. 137:3 ■et-that our Mary-Anne, Arts ird o n , ‘Je Miriam, Arts Results from S.G .M . 25/09/86 1. Y ip. iat we regret 1. Yes, but I only halfheartedly trust it. I don’t The Questions — 2. Didn’t show up but would have voted. icais studies trust many political structures. 1. Do you agree with the restructuring made to 3. Provided that the admission is on the grounds 2. N o , w asn ’t th ere. NZUSA at August Council? of the submission for the restructuring. I’d bd facer* pôur 3. R eally h ap p y . 2. Did you vote to withdraw from NZUSA at the pleased. L settled con orevious SGM? tie Zetande m Ê k i k 3. Were you happy with the decision today to la ‘grande’ rejoin N Z U S A ? :ô$hon! ive la Prance Steve, Student Life! C raccu m got some comments from the A VP as’ - may be 1. Seems to have been a good idea. The Jo h n , Law and President after Thursday’s SGM to decide ‘connection’ withdrawal from Auckland seemed to help 1. I think it was strategically advisable. whether AUSA should rejoin NZUSA. The intafa! NZUSA to better understand their 2. Y ep. meeting voted 137 to 3 in favour of rejoining. accountability to all students. 3. In theory it sounds good but I still don’t trust David Ward mentioned about the ‘$6.90 in 2. Sadly un ab le to a tte n d . NZUSA. levies’ and Graham Watson said it was ‘Good to 3. Seem ed to be a g o o d id ea. TIANS %et so much change in 6 months. It was never expected. Fine and dandy. ’ tie Egyptian :cum. VICTIMS OF FREE(?) THOUGHT.. NOVEL SUPPORT FOR NZUSA FURTHER FLAG DESIGNS! RANK, LOGIC AND MILITARY!!! Dear E ditor, D ear C raccu m , D ear M r E d ito r, D ear E d , l, in general Yes it is true that the Army is renowned as the Here’s a novel situation. I will be voting to pull In reply to Raphael McSnoot. New Zealand’s Eva Bauhaus obviously has defective logic. is in society, second biggest cloning machine in N .Z. We all out of the newly restructure NZUSA. WHY? flag should be different on each side. One side First s/he claim that Second Lieutenant F. Stuart n the weekly tnow what the biggest is in both N.Z. and the Well I support the old NZUSA, and I don’t think should show a white dove carrying the fern of is the norm of the armed forces, them s/he bring examples of world. If you cannot guess you are another the new one has a lot to offer. I will however peace. This on a yellow background. The other out that he has the lowest officer’s rank. Surely if seems to me victim! support any changes backwards. As the saying should show a riot baton and a lance on a half- this m a n ty p ified th e a rm e d fo rce s h e w o u ld h a v e f the Infinite goes, ‘re-structure and be dam ned’. and-half black and white vertical background. climbed higher in the ‘fascist’ ‘Rambo’ itual needs of Y o u rs, The dove is to signify New Zealand’s position hierarchy. Either Eva has got it wrong about the F ree th in k e r Yours sincerely, of ‘peace-leaders’ whilst they haven’t the guts Army or about F. Stuart, maybe both! B ad jo b b a d ly d o n e (yellow background) to speak out against the heists is the GOS SIPPERS BEWARE American terrorist exploits. Yours logically, D av id H u m e particularly Dear Craccum, AN OMINOUS THREAT The baton and lance are to signify how New . T h u s, I see Zealand jousts for freedom whilst they help I see you have joined that ‘other’ paper in D ear Sir, ; providing a finance white S. Africans and supress black S. WOODSTOCK REMEMBERED producing a g o ssip c o lu m n . T h is I see as a ra th e r Whilst perusing your publication of late, I its contained Africans. The black and white also represents the Peter Peter Pumpkin-Eater M an, unnerving tre n d , a lth o u g h I w ill n o t b e so carne across a letter from a non-entity student fluctuating, inconsistent morals the present This is ‘specially for all you new beatniks out egotistical as to su g g est th a t th is is m erely politician who claimed to have sole rights to the government hold along with their turncoat there... Like WOW! man, this is the new another vehicle for transporting nasty comments word ‘Onymously’. 11 enliven the generation. Rattle your beads and light up your about me. No, I’m not journalistically ability a t th e d ro p o f a law re fo rm bill. This person is not merely a ‘W ard’ but an peace pipe cause this is the age of anarchy and significant a t all, b u t I sh iv er fo r th e stu d en t entire ‘Mental Institution’. As far as I am aware Aquarius, baby. Go lift yourself a Smiths LP politicians w h o m a y d isco v er u n w a n te d q u o te s Yours unfaithfully, the word ‘Onymous’ or any of it’s derivatives are and help disperse some heavy karma. M urdered and even (dare I say it) LIES about themselves. UNPATRIOTIC NORTHENER not copyrighted as a sign-off or any other Meat Blues will be absolved if you convert your Gossip columns are just another example of the purpose to which they may be put. canine to carrots. Join the food co-op. Lentil breakdown of the moral fabric of our society. ALL HYPOCRITES HERE? soup and save the ozone layer. John Lennon lives Here I am in a dilemma, because I don’t believe Yours Ominously, 1’t travel? Dear Craccum Editor, - all this and the starship Enterprise too. there is such a thing as ‘morals’, which rather Killer Joe. Isn’t it good to see that our National C o u n try Jo e a n d F ish torpedoes my own proposed argument. I shall A .K .A . ‘M e l’ retreat in confusion, but not before I threaten to representatives are so honest and true to their return if these potentially em otionally disfiguring PUBLIC OR PRIVATE? ideals? The very same person who spoke out, DEPTHS OF DESPAIR very emotionally at the SGM calling for HAKES columns o f m ire are n o t im m e d ia te ly in c in e ra te d , Dear Editor Dear M r Editor, with their collective ashes being scattered in the The Minister of Education has announced that withdrawal saying we should let herself and Alex Lee speak in defense of NZUSA seemed to faking place new ‘Kiwi’ Lounge bar. (It can only improve the be will double the tuition fees at universities as I write in complete disgust at this so called change her opinion on Thursday. She spoke as if Bar. About 5 decore there). So all you gossippers, just beware. part of his attempt to cut expenditure on R h o n d a R h a t c o lu m n o f y o u rs. education by $10 million. That figure is very near she had been opposed to the old style NZUSA all m e to .th e I cannot believe that C raccu m has descended into to the 11.7 million now allocated each year to along, calling it ‘not cost efficient’, s’. I was Yours Onymously, the depths of the gutter with such utter tripe. I ‘unrepresentative’, ‘cumbersome’ and all ; o f hollow David (George) W ard upgrade Catholic schools. The allocation is in the think that its the lowest form of so called ‘wit’ to to g eth er a w a ste o f tim e b a sically . ie fullness of form of a no-interest loan which is to be written have to put out such rot about innocent people Perhaps she is just trying to keep in with iinately they off after a period of years. This grant - for that is that have absolutely no resourse to answer, even what in reality it is - was made because the Auckland and the new organisation? Isn’t that :ly thinner as I BID YOU A CHEESE FONDUE if they wished to. Catholic Church claimed it could not meet its how these devious politicians normally go, with nic necessity Dear Editor (and your creative and business Really, if you wanted a ten page article of the the crowd and the swamping tide of opinion? cream being earn), obligations under the integration agreements it rights of Egyptian hero’s you only need ask me. I entered into. Under integration Catholic schools A hypocritical politician? Do such things exist? ms for their ! can hear them playing ‘Last Post’ for your would willingly oblige, as I am always open to My grandeur illusions have been shattered. To tigate? intrepid souls. K en K esey th a n k s y o u a n d I th a n k remain private property. any offers. I will even pop over and assist you to think I thought that they were all wonderful and you, for your pioneer journalism in succinctness put up the edition each week and anything you working night and day for our common good! ind brevity. Many university students will claim that they may so desire within reason. You only have to Perhaps, if this is not so and all the politicians IRSTY fours in Liberal G uilt, :an’t meet their obligation to pay the increased ask and I shall deliver the goods anytime to are devious, selfish little prats, then more Bill Burroughs tuition fees either. Why not give them a no­ improve your pages. Naturally, I really will look sincerity is needed. P.S. Who is Julie Belmas? interest loan which will be written off. forward to your prompt reply in my Classics department pigeon-hole. Please put it in a brown Yours surprised, Yours faithfully, sealed envelope endorsed Penelope. CERN CRACCUM IN PROFIT Jack Mulheron Dr Jeckyll observing all the M r Hydes Secretary Dear E d, very sincerely yours, IDS. Though Society for the Protection of Public Education DULL DITCHWATCHER CAMPUS On behalf of the students, on whose Penelope Percival :h h im , other D ear E d ito r, :ontributions C raccum runs, can I express his topic is I know that you have been under seige this thanks for turning the paper around and putting i unable to GETTING THIS COUNTRY BACK year but I would like to comment on something BIZARRE ALIEN SWAMPS ALL it into the black. As this is a rare occurrence I the disease, ON ITS FEET AGAIN besides Student Politics. D ear M r E d , wonder if it w ill also b e th e last tim e? iun me also, Dear Peter (You’re-probably-a-father-yourself) Everybody’s so mixed up in politics and crap We feel inspired to communicate the presence of Boys, here that they haven’t done anything to liven up U p p ro fits re d u c e ta x e s a bizarre alien that has implanted its dastardly per will go Re the current 10 percent rise in babies being William Law this ‘dull as ditchwater’ campus. How about it? psyche in our kitchen, a presence not dissimilar o f their lives spaw ned: to that of ‘gruier’ cheese. We feel that this D S . Because It is my triumph! THEFOX monster has important relevance to the readers , presumably HIGH CHAPPERALL It is my glory! o f ‘CRACCUM’ as its evil influence has already le in anyone It is my finest moment! ‘STILL‘S* ON A NORML NITE! spread in the form of multi-coloured deposits of Dear C raccum , , is unable to I was behind them every step of the way. And Dear Peter, stubble. I write after last week’s letter from an onymous is health is you know what? I did it because I’m a Kiwi ... Re ‘Blob’s’ comments on the ‘CAMERA Love kisses, sweet dreams, have children A VP Admin. Who does this David W ard think don ashen, and so are y ou. BAN’ at the recent NORML civil rights meeting Sibelius & M olly he situation? he is? Some politican or some aspiring number- Love, kisses, beer & buttocks a t th e A u c k lan d T o w n H a ll. ess a cure for cruncher? Really, I think this person has a very Just Desserts H ip Priest The reasons should be obvious why we did not NZ: NATION OF NEONS high opinion of himself. Who would want to will contract want just anyone loose with a camera. We did, Dear M r Boys, idling money steal his title, style, opinions, or even clothes for however, want to visually record the meeting and that matter. What a cheek, why should I or PERNICIOUS TREND ned, or from asked Mike W ebber if he would take the ‘stills’. I hear from an impeccable source the (New anyone else ever want to STEAL his signature Dear Peter, / a n infected We agreed on the need for audience anonymith I disagree with Raphael M cSnoot’s comments on Zealand flag will be as follows:- b e very keen tune? and that only photos of those on stage would be the design for a new national flag. A full length portrait of one David Russell Consequently tak en . Lange; two kiwis, one north island and south After all, readers, we all really know that this What our great land desperately needs for its is th e disease I feel the real reason for ‘Blob’s’ letter was to island kiwi; the fem leaf in silver over the air new young lad seeks high office in undue haste, spiritual growth, and what would be a truly » retreat into identify Mike. I have unprintable thoughts on zelaand koru - then we will be recognised the without serving the appropriate apprenticeship accurate depiction of our allegiances is a rile Howard what should be done to liars and provocateurs world over. The union jack is as boring as the first. A n d th a t is p a r fo r th e c o u rse a t A U S A ., composite of Billy Joel, Lionel Ritchie, Boy ; all contact who use this very sensitive issue for their own stars and stripes. And who knows what the even Mr Steele or M r W atson will tell him that. George, Ian Grant, Barbra Streisand, Bob Hope survive that malicious purposes. Southern Cross really is all about except those and Poco. All singing ‘Honesty’ passionately. To ep o rts of the If ‘Blob’ had any credibility or integrity he Clones we are not. W ho did Premier W ard take be flown from flagpoles in every school in our people at Norml. Ms McSnoot in her letter in from the fact would have used his real name instead of your last issue got only the correct colours and his so called ‘sign o ff from in the first place? I land. They’re all spunky and its a shame that hen unleased wimping out behind his (very descriptive) nom de the essence of the sheep country but I live in the would dearly love to know ... perhaps H.G. none of them have ever appeared in HEALTH & han, as many plum e. city among high rise towers, and neon after Wells, Arthur C. Clarke, Robert Heinlein, or EFFICIENCY, particularly Barbra Streisand neon. They constantly flash at me and passers Mae W est? who has made BROADSHEET what it is today. Mike Finlayson by, and now may have superceded flags. We I salute you for publishing this letter, Exec Member AU NORML and should have a flag design competition promoted Yours in hon esty , Y ours in p a trio tism co-ordinator Auckland NORML by the government. Wilfred Lightfinger (W illeybelightfinger’s son) Merve W ellington (and a friend) ' Delliah Design 12 CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986 - ■

Shareholders in AUSA were this week issued with a "Don't Sell!" notice. Don't tell a soul, but the prime r land between the Recreation Centre and the X WA^ ALWAYS Student Union building is up for grabs. Bids for its MY OWN use so far include; CRITIC • Pilar, who wants a Spanish style monastery and chapel; • Eric, who wants a heliport link with Rarotonga; • Anne and Mike, who want a creche each; • Bruce "Let's build a swimming pool" Palmer, who wants an Olympic-sized guess what; It is totally untrue that John Kerr, University Did Steve a n d Singh, chief "Shadows” security • Grant Simpson, who wants a forest; Chaplain, is to trade his regular column with Pierre officers, succeed in their auditions for TVNZ's "It's • Kathy Musgrave, who wants a 13-storey Chapperson, who now aims to run a regular in the Bag" ? Well, their applications for the Leaning Tower of Visa; column called "Chapperson's Chat". Rumour has it forthcoming show have apparently been thwarted • Pierre Chapperson®, who wants his own though that he feels the close resemblance of by various grumpy politicians here declining to personal TV station; nam e might prove confusing to readers. write nice references for them. My, what nice • Jill Segedin, who wants a flood-lit rugby field; things Rhonda could say about those two "officers" • Colin M, who wants a Farmers retail store, Scoop scandal, dears ... Rhonda is only now able if they approached her for a personal reference! complete with Executive bar and panoramic to exclusively reveal that ex-policeperson Mike Although it might well be the amount of glassware harbour views; Cheesed O ff! Webber is to run for President next year, staging that has managed to escape from the esteemed • Dave Stewart, who wants a computerised a coup d'etat against his ex-boss Graham. establishment that is rendering the politicos video games parlour; W o u ld th e p e rso n s w h o h av e been leaving unreceptive to their pleas. Horrors! W hatever next? Apparently the chief • Rick Steel, who wants a sauna and massage mousetraps and cheese along the corridor in the telephotojournalist himself is running on a platform parlour, complete with peepholes; to p flo o r o f th e S tu d e n ts U n io n B uilding, kindly of Law and Order - surprise, surprise! After his G uess who got a personal invitation to the wedding • Barbara, who wants a new Apple desktop desist, as it offends our columnists. Rhonda major success in single-handedly quelling the of the year - that of Sue Madams, next year's comments that she actually prefers ‘Mainland’ typesetter, with no lovebytes; cheese anyway. Quad Riots during Capping, dear Mike feels he "has Wimin's Rites Officer, and that man of the receding • Rev's John Kerr and Ray Galvin, who want what it takes" to run the Association. One wonders h a irlin e , C r a c c u m E d p e rs o n Peter Boys. T h e y 're their very own Bonkspace; if his rhetoric is pure flatulence or something else to form a joint venture in bedtop publishing, hoping • Alan Parker, who only wants a fountain pen a g a in ... to offer cut rates to AUSA. Amazing what people factory; will do for money these days! See you at the big • Elam Elite Art School, who want an Art Gallery, Rhonda heard that the Bursary payments will now affair, possum s! complete with fountain and outdoor Cafe; not occur in the Rec Centre this term. Instead, they • Warwick Nichol, who wants an Executive are to be paid out personally by my dear friend Surprise, surprise. Rhonda's old friend Prick of carpark with covered walkway across Alfred St to Colin M. Our beloved leader GPJ wants to make Steel, recently appointed to the Diplomatic Corps Registry; snap inspections of all of his troops and sundry after his many, varied and resounding election • Margaret Vennell of Law School, who wants a /ctcra Street VSfest.P m em bers of the University Council, along with a few defeats of late, has been refused entry to shredder; "Cost Recovery Officials", may also drop by to Zimbabwe. Seem s they wouldn't let his pocket • Richard Foster, who wants a new public bar, glance over next year's beneficiaries. Rhonda is bazooka through Customs) He is now being complete with 4X and Speights; puzzled where this will all end. I mean, who is re-assigned to Mozambique, where it is hoped he • Justine Webb-Elliot, who wants a spaceport 1HEM sleeping with whom these days? will receive a warmer reception. My, how you with 24-hour screenings of "Ben Hur" and other cherubs will miss his schoolmarm manner at SRC's masochistic films. That stunning high-speed cyclist Steve (although you haven't exactly been voting in his Rhonda feels that the person most likely to C n r A Barriball has tossed in his job as a Maidment favour recently, have you?) but we must all wish succeed is mega-Media Star Pierre. His bid for a Period cleaner. He still whistles beautifully as he speeds him well in Darkest Africa. personal TV station is backed up by reported close NEW RHONDA BADGES Antique 1 past Rhonda's boudoir window, but alas now not as connections with near-relatives within the Cute badges as illustrated, featuring in Brigh Ph< often. Real envy, dears - if only Rhonda had a Hark, cherubs! Did you hear about a certain Pink your favourite scandal writer, Rhondr Broadcasting Tribunal itself; all he needs now is to ten-speed she'd be in the racing too. lecherous Law lecturer moonlighting by Rhat, with a nice red heart and suitable wordi transfer some of that charisma to the electorate. Only $1 each from the Craccum office, or $1.J process-serving for Divorce and Dissolution One is amazed that nepotism still thrives in this by mail-order from Craccum, c/- Auckl Rhonda noticed Graham looking all "in the pink” cases? Tut, tut, dear, clean up your act! Surely the day and age! Rhonda does have her own ideas for University Students’ Assn., Private of late. The dear boy, flushed with considerable Law School will pay you a bit more if the family is the space, but they're just too good to be leaked A uckland. success after NZUSA's reorganisation and that demanding! here, dears! NORML's nationwide tour, has now taken to sporting a garb of pink T-shirt complete with pink Oh! some personal news, dears. Rhonda is about multicobbled scarf. What happened to the to depart these fair shores for a brief break abroad, commando gear? flying El Al with an illustrious Egyptian prophet by Perhaps he is already gearing up for a the unlikely name of Inyotef, who naturally is well-deserved break over the summer holidays. heading for Cairo to witness the grand opening of som e Pyramid. Rhonda transfers flights at Tel Aviv Well known Mayo clinic attendee, AUSA's "DJ" to go onwards to gai Paris, where she will catch up e - m with no station, arrived back for a Craccum Bored with the Dallimore Estate and do som e sightseeing Meeting last week. But just what was he actually with Danny la Rue. Nothing serious though, dears, doing south of the Border down Mexico way? we are just good friends! Toking or poking? And doesn't the silly boy know it's a lot cheaper to do it these days in Tauranga or Very sorry to hear that my dear friend "Smiling the Coromandel! Shirley" of the Cafe has been feeling not so good lately. Rhonda knows so well what all those Speaking of Tauranga, hot news, my little demanding, hungry students are like! One hopes possums! Dear Pierre Chapperson, th e o n ly Shirley gets a nice holiday soon; will it be the AUSA BIZZARO NORMALO unsuccessful graduate from the C ra ccu m M e d ia Holiday Home in Surfers Paradise or Norfolk Island Seminar (where he was a mere observer), has this year? W e've been personal friends for such a scored a job at SomePrint as a proofreader/censor! long while, so one expects a lovely postcard. For SHIRTS Nothing like starting at the bottom and working up. Rhonda did offer her the family home at Orewa, but With a bottom his size, Rhonda envisages no Rob wanted it instead, as a nice change from worries for the up-and-coming Media Star. But just Hatfields Beach. SHORTS what will dearest Jill say to this latest development? Whilst away from these Green Isles, Rhonda is jetting over for some quiet drinkies with dearest PRINTED T-SHIRTS Big Dave, PM and man of impressive Liz at Windsor Castle, breakfast in New York, proportions, is due on cam pus shortly to speak to lunch over the Atlantic, and here's hoping the all you cherubs, whilst Clubs and Societies mogul, luggage doesn't end up in Guyana like it did last PLAIN T-SHIRTS Little Dave is reputed to have joined the SIS as year! Liz was very well when last Rhonda spoke new Campus Agent. The position pays more than with her by telephone, and sent her love to all. JEANS his old job ever did, and he now has guaranteed Philip though has been rather unwell of late, access to all secured areas - on production of his probably due to the rigours of the champagne ID, Penthouse magazine and two meat pies, of tasting at HRH Andrew's recent nuptials. Liz says VESTS c o u r s e ! that despite his age he can still achieve wonders

when he doesn't imbibe too frequently 8 Rhonda flew through the Finance Committee CADILLAC GREASE meeting last week, and caught the following This talk of alcohol reminds me, my little cream motion. Rhonda noted with surprise that puffs, of one Monsieur Webber, that lad with the Jonathan Blakeperson moved that the 1987 long lens from Campus News, who a friend says & MORE!! AUSA Budget be amended to show a deficit of was stopped by the constabulary near Franklin $35,000 (this after all the payments to various Road the other day (drunk in charge of a long loaf, Swiss bank accounts have been made). Funnily no doubt). He officiously informed them that he was RETAIL & WHOLESALE enough, all ten persons present approved this. an ex-policeman, which Rhonda understands to 160 HOBSON ST, AUCK CITY Wouldn't Rhonda just love to get hold of that m ean instant immunity; she must try that one when overseas payments list - will the Executive be off next harrassed by the Boys in Blue. Luckily dear O P E N 11-3 to Club Med this summer, or perhaps the new Mike was released in time to snap the cover shots PH: 778-681 French resort at Hao Island? of the Pink Lad himself, doubtless for the next 10.30-1 SAT issue. Rhonda suggests that Mike should really be getting down to a bit of the serious studying with MAIL ORDER CATALOGUES ON REQUEST the dreaded exams looming large, if he wants to •> justify his Superior Officer's faith in sending him to [ SN & BN ARE DIVISIONS OF BEST VESTS LTD University at all! CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986 13

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RKS ART a r t s To pander to the word-processed, glossy image ictcna Street \Afet. PO Box 5775. Auckland I. New Zealand Telephone: 733 - IBB ART-STATE that corporate sponsors demand takes time, B Y V IZ Z Y skills and money, and Art is a field where money GIOVANNI INTRA. invested often takes a long time to provide When I went to a movie it used to be my habit return. But returns are exactly what it does graffiti painTiNgS O C T O B E R 5 t h -1 7 t h . 1HE W AV W E W ORE to go and play on the video machines at provide: cultural enrichment and identity (not to O PE N IN G ; PARTY, MONDAY 5 P.M. intermission. There were ranks o f them in a dim mention employment and skills) are just as alcove next to the cinema and I would spend my valuable as money and less subject to Z O O M GALLERIES. pocket money on Gyrus instead of Jaffa’s and depreciation in the long-term. Cnr Albert St. and Kingston St. AT 3RD FLOOR, CIVIC HOUSE ice cream. I got a rude shock recently when as ‘Who wants to hear about cultural bloody Period clothing and all accessories ABOVE GOPALS. 11 T O 6 WEEKDAYS enrichment?’ I hear the average tight-fisted AND BY APPOINTMENT; PHONE 399-094. usual at half-time I turned the corner and found - kDGES Antique Linen, Laces, Jewellery & Furs no video machines! Instead a chrome and glass businessman cry: O.K. there are financial returns aturing in Brigh | Phone: 32-617 or 605-109 ‘studio’ had sprung up, full of ‘up-market prints too - - the 1985 International Arts Festival writer, Rhom z o o m and fine reproductions.’ I forced myself in to generated millions in tourist and other revenue; suitable wording? look around at the giant pastel magnolias in N.Z. is now regarded as an attractive venue for n office, or $1.50 aluminium frames, black and white filmstar many cultural events, including film-making n, c/- Auckland- posters, monohued serigraph landscapes, etc., (another Art endeavour sunk by the , Private Bag* and all in ‘limited’ editions of, say, 100000 and Government); while Te Maori, Vernon Ward produced in London and New York. This genre and Co.; Limbs; From Scratch; Kiri Te Kanawa D M shapes o f beau t T 1 o n d 4 y Z1 tf However, the criticism is poor both in volume original work has its own integrity: Dean Buchanan, Greg O ’Brien and Fergus Collinson ?oP and standard: there’s not enough of it and what U r S' there is amounts to pallid reporting on events to mention just a few. Many new galleries are rather than any insight Or opinion. This is springing up, operating on low commissions especially so in Auckland, where fence-sitting and/or as artists'co-operatives, very much as the critics dare not alienate either their sinkday studios did in Renaissance Italy. In fact, it might audiences or their non-controversial editors, not be stretching a point too far to say that given neither do they want to antagonise the inner city time and a little support, NZ could have its own art moguls, fearing they be left o ff the mailing renaissance, we have all the ingredients: many list next time. Wellington has always had a less cultures, many creative people, an increasing timid cultural scene, less conscious of economic public awareness of original art (albeit slow) and safety and fitting in with the status quo, so why disillusionment with mass production; an not Auckland? increased Faith in Ourselves (most important) Auckland’s art scene is in fact in turmoil at the and last a move at local level to encourage moment: the right-wing policies of the strangely community art involvement. The Community titled Labour Party having cut Art funding to the Arts councils are becoming more canny about marrow: viz. the setting adrift of Artworks and sponsorship] with some small, slight reciprocal tilt Outreach, and while the gap is supposed to be from the business community. Even filled by corporate sponsorship this has been competitions are more prevalent (though this slow to happen, and where it has happened has, might not be a good thing, especially where there predictably enough been only to prop up ‘safe’ is only one judge). If only things weren’t always projects viz. NZI sponsorship o f Monet. Even seen in terms o f the mighty Dollar, the marriage Old Faithful, the Arts Council, has chopped its between Art and Business might really produce IEST ‘establishment’ grants to new art galleries. Left something worthwhile. l ars ln/h work r* ro 1 2 Co in H e b y m a out are: the small groups, the avant-garde, the experimental, l.E. left out are the New 1987 will be a very interesting year. Zealanders. 14 CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986

LOAN RELA TED FINANCE IS FIRST FOR US KENNE1 UNIVERSITIES I IHEATI College costs: The other learning curve FUCKS A T ' TH E EC O N O M IS T SE P TE M B E R 15. 1984 Monday 29 S< C A M B R ID G E M A SS ! COCOON’ - forms hiberns If a man earning the median wage ($24,600 a swimming po< year) tried to pay for his child’s education at a won an Oscar private university ($9,000 a year) out of You could be Guttenberg, s disposable income, he would ahve almost the man who nothing left over.Even a state university ($4,900 T o m o r r o w 's Howard (Rkl a year) would claim more than a third o f his directs his fin after-tax pay. This year, for the third year in a I row, American university charges have risen Business Advisor Monday Oct i faster than incomes and inflation. At the same TRADING I time the aid available to offset these costs has fine cast inclv fallen. Yet so far, it seems, the higher price of Lkroyd in a < higher education has not reduced demand. Gosling Chapman & Co. is a having riches Shrinking school rolls and rising university j Nature or Nu costs were expected to keep this year’s enrolment progressive practice offering a I the gorilla? E low. But a number of New England’s colleges, private and public, are now scrambling to make dynamic career with strong emphasis lunchtim room for more first-year students than they had \ [Friday Oct 3 bargained for. in management reporting & taxation r r - “ . . , Tflltie School o vphotogrPhotograph by Jason Neville ■ , Nobody knows exactly why. Energetic 9 features m usi recruitment in the sunbelt to make up for the using advanced computer Piano:- supposed downturn is one explanation. A PRESIDENT Three Concei continuing rise in the proportion o f those leaving technology. Flute Concert high school for higher education (53%) is If you expect to complete BCom this year or are interested Khatchaturia another. The recent economic upturn is a third. in part time study please contact Geoff Walker or Rowan Chapman VOICES Sonata for T But colleges are not assuming that their or the Careers Advisory Service to arrange an appointment immunity from the price squeeze can last. At two for 19 or 20 November n o r t h e r n of the most respected and expensive ($16,000 a DISAPPROVAL IAFILLE1 year) private universities, Harvard and the G osling, C hapm an, 3-8 Oct - 8 | Massachusetts Institute o f Technology (MIT), ' C o . Admission: $ financial aid directors are tracking family CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS AT Bookings: T incomes of applicants for aid to catch any sign of a falling-away in the $30,000 - 50,000 a year COMING SC income band; these are mostly too rich to qualify We have your future career. COST PILGRIM P for means-tested grants and yet too poor to pay PHONE 34-586 89 CUSTOMS ST. EAST, P.O. BOX 158, AUCKLAND. DEAREST 1 the bills out of income. Both universities insist Tues 14 - Th that the spurt in college costs in 1980 as a result RECOVERY Frid 17 - 8pn of pent-up inflation has yet to produce a change Tues 21 - Th indie composition of their student bodies. Frid 24 & Sa The distribution of incomes, though not of Several campuses had made noises about pulling races (because of go-ahead Asians) nor of sexes TE KAKANO : TE out of the national body and thus saving UNIVERSITY OF WAIKATO Bookings Th (because of go-ahead women), has remained themselves from paying a levy to NZUSA HILARY JOLLY SCHOLARSHIP generally stable since the wide recruitment of TUMUAKI MAORI (NZUSA is funded by a levy on each member Under the terms of a bequest from the late Dr V.H. Jolly, the LITTLE TH University of Waikato offers occasional scholarships for doctoral minority students became established a decade association). JONATHOr ago. Census reports show that families with work in limnology. Limnological work in the University is COLLECTIVE centred in the Biological Sciences Department, where a variety of Classical Gui dependants in college tend to be 25-30% richer NZUSA’s May Council 1986 attempted to studies on the plankton, benthos, and palaeolimnology of small Admission:! local lakes and on the biota of streams are in progress. than families of comparable age in the address many o f the concerns of its members but Booking: Th population at large. Kia ora koutou e te iwi! Nga mihi nui enei ki nga Opportunities are available for work in these and other habitats. tauira Maori, a, Kia ora koutou! failed miserably primarily because although The University is close to many major lakes and rivers. Most leading colleges and universities claim to people knew what their complaints were they had Further details and application forms may be obtained from the practise aid-blind admissions — that is, to accept not seriously thought about how these might be Enquiry Office, Registry. Applicatons should be in the hands of students without regard for their ability to pay. Greetings : we are the Tumuaki Maori Collective the Registrar, University of Waikato, Private Bag, Hamilton, by rectified. 20 October 1986. They then offer aid to 32-65% of the incoming and are part of 1986’s NZUSA National Office. students. Strict means tests are required for all Several proposals opted for the removal of government-backed loans and grants. But this ‘We’ are Mate Paihana Puriri of Nga Puhi (from Massey Campus) and Te Aniwa Tutara of Ngati national officers but made no consideration over year a number o f colleges, such as Temple who would continue to do that work. University in Philadelphia, opened an Whatua (from Auckland campus). We work on behalf of Maori university students to improve undisguised competition for top students by In the end an Independent Working Party was offering scholarships for academic promise secondary and tertiary education for Maori people. established to investigate ways o f restructuring alone. NZUSA so that it would become a financially Only 10% of foreign students, out of nearly viable proposition and, at the same time, retain 340,000 foreigners studying in the United States Many of you will already be familiar with what we do, within NZUSA. But in this panui to you, both its political integrity and its members. this year, will have their bills paid by their we would like to explain the most recent universities. But virtually all colleges expect to development with your NZUSA (your national Their report was completed just prior to August assist their black students. MIT reckons that student union body) as they affect Maori Council and made several suggestions relevant to blacks cost $1,500 more in aid per head than the students in particular. Maori students. Council discussed the report in average undergraduate. (Harvard’s aid director full and made several decisions regarding notes ruefully that at Harvard even blacks are NZUSA was formed in 1929 as a conglomerate NZUSA structure and function. middle-class). And older women make up a new of all the student associations to both lobby on category of needy students coming into many their behalf in Wellington, as well as provide a THE ‘NEW-LOOK’ NZUSA universities now. Smith, a women’s residential mechanism for campus contact. National Office will now consist of :- college in Massachusetts, has enrolled 200 older- 1 President, 1 Vice President, 2 Research than-usual students this autumn, including one In 1983 the Maori student Committee, called Officers, 1.5 Clerical Workers, 1 Administrative 65-year-old. Nga Toki, was set up. It’s purpose was to work Secretary. In the aid-rich 1970s, universities could make on issues affecting Maori students. We had our A.U. NORML extra dips into their aid pots without difficulty. first Maori national officer in 1984, Tony Waho Maori Students were offered AUTONOMY and Aid funds increased five times as fast as other of Te Ati Awa (from Victoria campus). asked to set up a separate national organisation. NA TIONWIDE university spending in 1963-80 and kept well Funding was offered for a three year period at a ahead of the 140% increase int he number of It was an extremely difficult year for Tony as he rate o f : students. But since 1980-81, the real value of aid CIVIL RIGHTS was the first officer we had ever had. There was a 1987 - 12% of NZUSA’s income has dropped by more than 20%, largely as a lot of work and controversy in getting the 1988 - 9% of NZUSA’s income result of cuts by the federal government, which TOUR position established and now we waited to see if 1989 - 5% of NZUSA’s income now provides 80% of the total student aid it would be worthwhile. And it was! There was so However, Council managed to compromise on :- budget, compared with 40% 20 years ago. In recent years there has been a dramatic increase much work in fact that Toni literally got worked 12%, 10%, 9%. Plutocratic places like Harvard, MIT and in personal cannabis convictions. The main to exhaustion. We had attempted to get 12% for each year but Smith have kept up aid disbursements by fund­ felt a compromise at this stage was best for all reason for this has been the new common raising and diverting money from other uses. But unwarranted searches ‘for drugs’. It is a popular The next person was Pakake Winiata of Ngati parties. We also bargained for an establishment along with poorer institutions, which are already misconception that you consent to a police Raukawa (from Otago campus) who also was grant, plus use of NZUSA office space until such feeling the pinch, they see leaner times ahead and request to search. extremely overworked. It became readily time as we find adequate alternative space. are advising parents and students to seek new apparent to us that we definitely did need a ways of financing the college years. To remedy this constant violation of our basic national officer of our own (incidentally the Campus voting weights were re-negotiated so Even before university aid funds started democratic right of privacy NORML has position was now called TUMUAKI MAORI) they are now :- contracting - from a total of more than $18 compiled an information sheet on your rights, because of the sheer quantity of work to be done AUSA 12, UCSA 8, VUWSA 8, OUSA 7, billion in 1981 to $15 billion last year - giveaways how not to be searched and consequently on Maori student issues in terms of education MUSA 6, WSU 5, LCSA 3, Total 49. were going out of style. In the mid-1970s, 80% of convicted (10% chance). and welfare particularly. It also became clear student aid consisted of outright grants. Last that we could not keep putting people into office The make-up o f National Executive was changed year grants accounted for only 48% o f aid and Students are particularly vulnerable as a to cope with the workload on their own. quite dramatically. Until now National, the real value of the average grant was only half Executive (which oversees NZUSA’s operations, conviction can ruin future employment as much as in 1975. The gap has been filled with prospects. Therefore at August Council 1985, Nga Toki finances, and National Office) had been made up loans, which now make up 48% o f aid funds, made moves towards securing a second national of the seven Campus Presidents plus national with another 4% coming from student work Starting in Auckland, A .U . NORML went on a officer. Our argument was that because of the officers. Now, it is effectively the Presidents. schemes. nationwide civic tour to inform people of their sheer quantity of work we were there justified in National Executive now has the power to Most student loans are government-backed rights. In a week we covered Massey, Victoria, asking for the second salary. Nga Toki’s suspend a national officer for negligence or and means-tested, though a few subsidised loan Canterbury, Otago distributing thousands of argument was strong and persuasive and incompetence and to call an SGM to ‘sack’ or programmes are open to middle-income families. rights sheets, raving, appearing on T.V. eventually successful, and so this year the ‘roll’ the officer. But in the past two years there has been a rapid generally having an amazing time. We now have Tumuaki Maori Collective is alive and well in expansion of loan schemes for the semi-needy, clubs at all universities (except for Lincoln) and Wellington. All-in-all it was an effective August Council and some provided by colleges, others by private proved that when it came to the crunch, students have thus formed the basis of a more unified consultants. The common elements in all these national approach. Concurrently with these developments, NZUSA were preapred to do something about ensuring plans, like the covenants for financing private was going through very dramatic upheaval NZUSA’s ongoing survival. 1987 will be a telling education in Britain, are spreading costs over a Anyone wanting information can contact perhaps caused in part by the rise of the Maori year for all! dozen or more years and minimising tax. NORML on campus, write to us at P.0. Box Student movement, but more specifically by the They have been called tuition mortgages. For 4382 or Ph 389-206. peculiar financial and political situation that good reason. At the rate college fees are rising, a NZUSA had managed to get itself into over the degree may soon cost as much as bricks and All the best for exams and the coming season. years. M mortar. One accountancy firm predicts that a child bom in 1984 will need $139,000 for a four- - M ike Finlavi year college education in the year 2002. - Co-ordinator, A.U. NOR CRACCUM 29 SEPTEMBER 1986 15 • • • • • • SLICK, Albee’s ‘The Zoo Story* ' KENNETH MAIDMENT SOPHISTICATED, Pinter’s ‘The Applicant* | THEATRE Beckett’s ‘That Time* I FUCKS AT THE MAIDMENT CABARET Monday 29 Sept 1pm Directed by Aidan -Howard, for Theatre ! COCOON’ - A charming tale about alien life Workshop. Aucklanders, it seems, only give forms hibernating at the bottom of your “Get Happy” strong support to potboiler theatre, like ‘West swimming pool. Veteran actor Don Ameche . Side Story’ or ‘Macbeth’. Less accessible theatre won an Oscar for his role while Steve Live Cabaret show tends to go ignored. ‘Small, but enthusiastic’ was | Guttenberg, star of POLICE ACADEMY, is with Avidiva & the Thunderbirds the description given of the houses throughout j the man who falls for one of the ‘visitors’. Ron at Mercury Theatre 2 the short season of this fine trio o f productions. ' Howard (Richie in TV’s HAPPY DAY’S) for a limited season. A shame, as theatre of this type certainly directs his first feature. deserves support. The quality of production was amazing Monday Oct 6 1pm “EQUINOX” by considering it was all put together in three weeks 1KADING PLACES’ - Eddie Murphy leads a or less. ‘That Time’, by Samuel Beckett, a piece fine cast including Jamie Lee Curtis and Dan LIMBS very similar to ‘Not 1 ’ in form and ‘Krapps Last Akroyd in a comedy about a street hustler Tape’ in content (where were all the 18.101 jiving riches thrust upon him. The question is DISASTER DANCE: One of New Zealand’s students?), seemed to deal with a series of d Mure or Nurture? And who winds up with worst disasters is the subject o f a new dance memories from key points in the life o f the key 1 lie gorilla? Directed by John Landis. choreographed by Limbs artistic director Mary- character, who appeared as a spotlighted, Jane O’Reilly. Tarawera: Beneath the Mountain, isolated head, while the memories were read CHTIME CONCERT will be O’Reilly’s last dance for Limbs before she from behind the scenes by three different voices. iy Oct 3 apm retires in November to fulfil family commitments Live reading provided a far more fitting The School of Music’s free lunchtime concert >h by Jason Neville' and to work as a freelance choreographer and atmosphere than taped reading would have, and features music for Oboe, Flute and Duo teacher. considering the difficulty of Beckett’s disjointed Piano:- The Tarawera dance, inspired by the Mt style, this play came off very well indeed. Three Concert Pieces - Reizenstein Tarawera eruption, near Rotorua, which killed Pinter’s ‘The Applicant’ was less successful. Flute Concerto (First Movment) - 153 people in 1886 and destroyed the pink and Like most Pinter plays, it proved too over the Khatchaturian white terraces, was developed with the $25,000 top, too pointless for my liking. This is no Sonata for Two Pianos • Poulenc Allan Highet Award presented to O ’Reilly in reflection on the actors, who presented this 1984. difficult play well, though the standard was not NORTHERN BALLET presents It is part of a programmed called E q u in o x — as high as in the other two productions. JVAL« IA FILLE MAL GARDEE’ A Season of Dance, which is making a 12-centre Albee’s ‘The Zoo Story’ was the highlight. The 3-8 Oct - 8pm, Sat 4 Oct - 2pm tour. Equinox will be performed in Auckland story of a man harmlessly reading in the park Admission: $8, $5 Concession from October 7 to 12 at the Mercury Theatre. when he is waylaid by a conversational suicidal Bookings : The Corner Auckland composer Ivan Zagni wrote the lunatic was presented rivetingly by Howard and musical score for the production. Zagni and his co-star (whose name I don’t know). COMING SOON O’Reilly worked together for 18 months Howard, childlike, desperate, intimidating PILGRIM PRODUCTIONS presents ‘MY researching books and articles and visiting the and cynical, yet hugely entertaining, excells DEAREST KATE’ - Mt Tarawera area. himself, especially in the ‘Jerry and the dog’ Tues 14 - Thurs 17 • 6.30pm Other new works in the Equinox programme story, and is offset beautifully by his helpless and ;ry Frid 17 - 8pm, Sat 18 - 2pm & 8pm are D rum Sing, by Limbs dancer McCullagh, harmless co-star, who ensures the play, Tues 21 - Thurs 23 - 6.30pm and Party Politics, by former Limbs Dancer considering its freaky ending, does not go Frid 24 & Sat 25 - 8pm Brian Carbee. beyond the limits of believability. Fine work from Howard and his cast. A shame TO Bookings The Corner about the lack of support. At least two of these SHIP plays present very recognizable figures o f society Dr V.H. Jolly, the LITTLE THEATRE in warped settings, and would have challenged larships for doctoral JONATHON HARPER presents an evening of l the University is and entertained anybody. t, where a variety of Classical Guitar Frid 10 & Sat 11 Oct - 8pm. olimnology of small Admission: $8, $5 - Conrad Heine s are in progress. Booking: The Corner : L oA a O : and other habitats, nd rivers. 3Kr w e obtained from the d be in the hands of e Bag, Hamilton, by m i

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