theCORD weekly Women in the Military Feature, page 11 Wilfrid Laurier University Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, November 17,1983 Volume 24, Number 10

Pro-rated rent A fare deal for students WLUSO has given financial support to the fight against pro- bus pass available in January rent Discount rated by Jackie Kaiser page 4 A reduced fare four-month transit pass will finally be available to college and university students in Kitchener-Waterloo for the winter Referendum 1984 term. After almost two years of negotiations, a to take Nobody has come forward j discount bus pass has been approved and the 'con* side on the December will be offered on a trial basis beginning in WLGSCJ referendum about January. The set of four one-month passes increased student fees. will be available to students for $97 instead of

the regular adult fare of $116 — a savings of page 5 $19 during the four months. The pass will entitle bearers to ride the Boycott ends Kitchener Transit system as often as they wish without having to pay a separate fare First-year student Catherine each time. Riddell has decided to eat dining In an interview with The Cord, WLUSCJ hall food again. President Tom Reaume said that the amount of the discount was not as substantial as had page 5 been hoped, and called the transit pass "a short-term compromise." Reaume noted that it was desirable to get the discount fare Powder Blues "rolling" as quickly as possible. The pass Despite slight inebriation, the "does offer a reduced rate and the Powder Blues put on a tight, well- convenience of having transportation paid performed show at the Turret last for the whole term," Reaume added. Thursday- One of the problems with the four-month trial pass is that it will be of value onlyto those page 14 students who ride the transit system most often. "Reduced exact fares would be best," said Reaume, referring to a discount on the Room of Fools regular one-trip fare of 70C. Proposals for Their show at the Coronet proved reduced exact fares and one-month passes that they can certainly live up to were rejected early on because of the huge their name. losses in revenue Kitchener Transit would have to absorb. page 15 Without subsidization from either students or the city, the Kitchener Transit Corporation expects to suffer a $13,000 annual loss in revenue by offering the four-month, $97 pass Basketball win during the January and September 1984 The Golden Hawks defeated the school terms. Waterloo Titan 94-70 to take the Reaume indicated that he and the other WLCI Invitational last weekend. local student leaders are worried that the Photo by Karim Virani present terms of the discount may not be page 17 Students boarding Kitchener Transit buses will soon be able to do so at a reduced improved on. "The success (of the pass) as Kitchener's city council has finally approved a discount bus pass for college depends on cost sharing," said Reaume, rate 4 Soccer all-stars and university students. continued on page Congrats tothe three members of the soccer team selected for the OCIAA west all-star team. page 19 Course addition compromise

by Mark Hall level) courses could, with this arrangement, still Wilgar believes the nine-day period would allow Laurier students may have nine calendar days be added anytime within the first two weeks of the a class to gain momentum earlier in the term, part in which to add senior level courses rather than term. Students presently have until the second of the rationale behind the original motion to have one week from the beginning of the term as Friday to add either senior or junior courses. the deadline cut. originally decided in a meeting ofthe WLG Senate The proposal, which would be applicable to "Study groups and class projects can be two weeks ago. juniorand senior level courses, "is a solution that formed more quickly," he said, "and the data base The Senate Examinations and Standing seems satisfactory to all the factions involved," will be more accurate earlier, which means we Committee, in a meeting last week, unanimously said Wilgar. might be able to generate the examination passed a motion "that the last day for adding "It will give the students the opportunity to schedule somewhat earlier." courses taught in the Fall, Winter and Spring experience a given class hopefully twice before Though he said that the cutback might terms be the ninth calendar day of the term." the add deadline," he said. "I think that a student compress the administrative workload slightly, The proposal will be presented tothe full senate who is intending to drop or add a course for valid Wilgar is sure his staff will be able to handle it. and, if passed, the nine-day course addition period reasons will have sufficient time to do so." Wilgar said the committee was also concerned will be implemented in September of next year. In addition, Wilgar said students would be that having two different add deadlines for senior Students will, therefore, still have two weeks to add "perhaps a little more analytical and selective at and junior level courses, which the October 31 courses in the winter and spring terms of 1984. pre-registration." Senate decision implied, might cause some WLG Registrar James Wilgar, who re- A nine-day deadline "is better than the one inconvenience and confusion. introduced the matter at the committee meeting, week period," said Jane Flynn, a student member "The two dates might lead to some confusion said the issue was debated at "great length" and of the Senate Examinations and Standing in the minds of students and those who counsel that the final proposal was a trade-off. There was Committee. However, she added, "the two weeks students," he said, "and to some administrative some concern expressed at the October 31 was probably the best for the students, but 1 see it difficulty." senate meeting that allowing only one week to from a student perspective. It's sometimes If the proposal is approved by the Senate, it will add senior level courses would not give students difficult to make up your mind and know whatyou take effect in the fall term of 1984, which begins enough time to select the best courses as they want to take." September 10. That means Tuesday, September tried to refine their degrees. Flynn has adopted a wait-and-see approach to 18 would be the last day for adding courses. At that meeting, the Senate passed a motionto the proposal. "If the situation isn't satisfactory However, said Wilgar, "there usually is a day of make the Friday of the first week of classes the last (when the nine day deadline is implemented next grace. Thereafter, students may appeal, as they it." now day for adding senior level course. Junior (100 September), then they will have tore-examine can do, to the office of their dean." J I BIRTHRIGHT I and Political Science 1 is MIKADO POOCflfi4 S I I I A chance to study and live in London I caring, non- judgemental, Fresh Ocean Fish Fresh Fish'n Chips I I Junior-year programs, Postgraduate Diplomas I and | ■ One-Year Master's Degrees and Research I Willing to help free of Japanese Grocery j ■ Opportunities in the Social Sciences. ■ charge

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THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 24, 1983 3 news i I lEXAM j BC students cross lines SKILLS | -• I VANCOUVER (CUP) B.C.'s Other activity leading up to the George Pedersen said the courts I education system all but ground to a Nov. 8 escalation includes: turned down his university's halt last week when the B.C. • post secondary support staff, application for an injunction because Teachers Federation and post members of the Canadian Union of there was no clear threat of picket secondary workers joined the Public Employees, the B.C. action. The administration vowed to I PROGRAM strike. Government Employee Union, the try again. I escalating general l I Their action is aimed at B.C. Association of University and Office and Technical Employees I l governmentlegislation that imposed College Employees and the Pulp, Union members in a legal strike I I drastic social service cuts and allows Paper and Woodworkers of Canada position, planned to move their employers to fire public sector have solidly voted to support the pickets to the university perimeter Are you frustrated by exam workers without cause other than strike, where CUPE and AUCE would not performace that does not reflect what • most college faculty associations cross. prevent 1 restraint. •. . Unions say this may a have voted between 60 and 95 per picketing injunction. I you have studied and learned? The The legislation affects every citizen cent in favor of respecting picket University faculty are prohibited I EXAM SKILLS PROGRAM examines in the province, but in the education lines, from striking under the University sector jobs and job security, funding • instructors at Emily Carr art Act but are permitted to respect 'several reasons why this may happen: and local autonomy are the specific college have voted 254 in favor of picket lines. I specific difficulties with certain types issues. walking out, and though classes are The key piece of contentious Before campuses shut down, still on, attendance will not be taken, legislation introduced July 7 is Bill 3 -- j of exams (multiple choice, essay, student leaders made appeals • Simon Fraser University faculty the Public Sector Restraint Act. math), faulty study preparation, exam a one j through open meetings and leaflets have voted 74-36to stage week The bill allows any public sector * for students to support the strikers, protest by not holding classes, while employer the right to fire employees I anxiety, memory lapses, and so on. I but it seems most are willing to cross the student society has opened a for cost-saving reasons and in the | The focus will be on strategies that the pickets. strike information office off campus education sector, it means tenured cope In earlier contract disputes at the and organized student pickets, faculty at universities, public school j help you to better with the University of B.C. and Selkirk • already off work since Oct. 25, teachers, college instructors, I intellectual demands and competitive College, students have already because of a support staff strike, teaching assistants and support staff crossed the lines to attend class. instructors planned a one day protest can be fired if programs are cut. j pressure of exams. And many students have already at David Thompson University Other bills take decision making passed their instructors at picket Centre in Nelson, power from school, college and ! i lines in the most recent action. • at Selkirk College in Castelgar, technical institute boards and At Capilano College in North BCGEU pickets replaced PPPW transfer it to the ministry of (3 SESSIONS) Vancouver, about 50 faculty joined pickets from the previous week, and education. the support staff at one picket station • at the University of Victoria and The education budget for and at ÜBC about 200 faculty ÜBC, the administration's applied for universities and colleges remained i Tuesdays, 1:00 - 2:00 p.m. I constant this year but 5 per cent demonstrated against the budget at injunctions to stop pickets. & road entrances to the university. ÜBC administration president increases are expected next year. | November 22, 29 December 6 j l Room 4-305 l Speech by Professor Borras John Vardon Latin America: misconceptions l Study Skills Instructor j hundreds of years that have gone by. "It is up to the by Adriaan Demmers humanist on all three continents to review the mistakes Present day relations with Latin America have been of history and practise some selfanalysis," Borras noted. insidiously affected due to traditional western Borras went on to make some suggestions forrelief of denigration of Spain and all things "Spanish". This the difficulties in which Latin America finds itself. was the premise of a speech entitled "A Vision of According to Borras we must refrain from judging Latin Latin America" by Dr. A. A. Borras, Professor and America by our standards of democracy, gain a sincere Chairman of the Department of Romance Languages appreciation of the value of Latin American culture, and at Wilfrid Laurier University. The event was attended treat Latin America with fairness in diplomatic and by more than 20 people. business relations. As well, we must take a definite stand According to Dr. Borras, North Americans think Latin against all dictatorships of the left and the right and America "consists solely of a small, white aristocracy establish an economic commission to study the Latin lording it over the vast Indian peasantry." American economy and systems of exploitation, said Centuries of western belief that Spaniards are Borras. We must "revamp the Organization of American uniquely cruel, treacherous, bigoted, and are best States (OAS) completely so that it represents equality of exploited for all they are worth have contributed to the equal partners," added Borras, noting that in so doing misconceptions, Borras maintains. The roots of this "the U.S. would gain much in moral authority." tradition, also known as the "Black Legend," go back to "Communism can be curbed by eradicating poverty, the Spanish Inquisition and other events, including the but our help must be given with no strings attached. rivalry between Spain and England in exploring the new Indeed, a spirit of trust and altruism would benefit the world, said Borras. relations of Anglo and Spanish America," Borras Today the misconceptions remain despite the concluded. Kidnapping scandal And the plot has thickened

by Mark Hall | spaghetti house Another terrorist group has N' surfaced on campus, claiming it has 103 KING ST. N.WATERLOO. the missing nurse. 886-1010 or 886-1011 Mr. Fun and the Deadbeats made - their demandsknown in a letter left at I Delivery on campus $1.00 the Cord office on Monday. The letter j . was accompanied by a picture of the kidnapped nurse, who despite being I FOR HOME DELIVERY PHONE THE ABOVE bound, appeared to be in qood health. Tuesday Special The envelope also contained a receipt from Student Typing Services bearing the name of a Buy one panzerotti at second-year Business student. It is believed that the receipt may have regular price and get another been inadvertently left in the envelope, but, when contacted, the of equal value or less individual claimed he had no knowledge of the nurse's The kidnapped nurse appears to be in good health for just whereabouts or who is responsible despite her uncomfortable situation as seen in this for the kidnapping. picture delivered to The Cord on Monday. /\A Take out The Deadbeats' demands include the screening of Clint Eastwood Golden at Wilf s, paying Miss first-year Business students, and CJM.UU or eat in movies in the Turret every other Penelope what she is owed, offering achieving peace in Lebanon by Thursday night, stocking Molson lessons in solitary sexual practices to Saturday. news

W J\V' • Resumes m t• Letters • Mailing Lists WLU joins pro-rated Processing, Editing, Typing 1 in , 112 J VA/ord 1 rent fight V C 232 King Street North, Waterloo J t by Mark Hall practices such as leases which will be filed as evidence 1 C «John C. Routley, B.A. cJ I pro-rated rent This happens quite often, says 886-8089 By offering Financial of discrimination. support, which discriminates against Edward, "because housing is at a WLUSU has joined a students. David Edward, the number of WLUSU premium." The student may have no other Ontario student unions Commissioner of Affairs, in Naming a student lease holder as University choice but to sign the lease or backing a bid to have the practice of their client, lawyers from the is contacting StudentLegal Services risk losing the apartment pro-rating rent declared illegal. Kitchener law firm Lawrence and to see if there may be pertinent cases An appeal of the Gallant case was Mike Fenrabee, Vice-President: Wall plan to file a motion at the end at Laurier which would help the dismissed on a jurisdictional University Affairs for the University of of this weekto have the case heard in appeal. technicality. Waterloo Federation of Students, is the Ontario Supreme Court of Ferrabee estimates the cost of the Pro-rated rent involves charging spearheading the drive to get a ruling Ontario, Waterloo District. Ferrabee case — which may run more than the total rent for a twelve-month under the Bill of Rights on rental has collected a number of other two years with possible appeals — to period over eight months. In a letter be about $4,OCX). To date, he has and brief history of the issue sent to received promises of financial WLGSU President Tom Reaume, support from at least eight schools Ferrabee says"the pro-rated rent totalling more than $3,000. WLUSU clause in tenancy agreements, to my has pledged $500. knowledge, is applied exclusively to "There is a high rate of landlords students. The rationale used by who charge pro rated rent in the landlords is that this secures them Waterloo area," says Edward in against students who leave the justifying WLUSU's offer of money. premises after the school year is "If we can eliminate it here (with this finished leaving the rent unpaid for appeal) it is going to have an the remaining months in the immediate impact." summer." a "There are number of WLU Ferrabee points out that pro-rated students living in Waterloo Towers," rent is not only discriminatory, but it he say, "and a number of others who may also affect a student's live in places that charge pro-rated accessibility to housing. rent." "Take the example of a student It a was tenant's association at who...manages to raise enough ir fljK Waterloo Towers (137 University money to return to school in the fall," Avenue West) that took their Ferrabee writes. "She would then go \ tin -Tf m ISPI landlord to County court in 1980 to out and, if she was lucky, in the tight challenge his practice of V charging housing market, find an apartment M\ \ pro-rated rent. The ruling stated that for say $200 a month. When she is ' I prorated rent was legal in that ready to sign the lease the landlord \ &—| / particular case as the judge, E. * A A. informs here that she will have to pay .1 % \ />, / ycP Robson, saw a T \ \ I / / cannot provide for payment of rent a month for eight months. This for one year or any other period on \ \ \ \ / / immediately means the student will \ which the landlord / / and tenant $800 X:\— \ require more to attend school agree." \-> \ / Richard Gallant, the tenant for the year," / whose lease was used as evidence, '\ / \ : / had agreed to pay the rent on a pro- Edward savs that a court date is ' — • V --' \ / rated basis by signing the lease inthe expected to be set for January or first place. February of next year.

average adult rider yourself for success in gic planning, budgeting, operations con- continued from page 1 does since many students are away during exam today's highly competitive world as trol and data analysis. RIAs move ahead noting that the four-month fare times, during the spring breaks, and Prepare Management quickly would have to go below $80 to make an RIA Accountant. on the management team. at the it really beginning of September and Over 55% of all RIAs hold senior po- marketable for students. January. With your degree and the RIA desig- Both student and sitions in business, industry and govern- city subsidies of The proposed nation you will have the professional the pass would enable discount was ment. Your job prospects will improve Kitchener recommended by of Transit edge in the job market. Transit to reduce the Director fare even Wally Beck to the Transit Advisory _ . the day you start RIA program , the further. With just a 50C per student You will be entering a profession that Committee which in turn because employers recognise the commit- increase in fees each term, the cannot supply RIAs fast enough to keep pass recommended the proposal tment you have made to obtaining pro- could be lowered in cost to Kitchener council. The city council up with the demand from business and fessional qualifications. substantially, Reaume said. saw fit to defer the decision to the government... a need that is projected to A matter What's more, the RIA program is flex- WLUSU will address in Transit Advisory Committee, and the contirrtae through this decade and beyond. the near jble You can WQrk toward your degree future is whether the bus proposal was then evaluated by the RIAs are in demand because of their and RIA designation at the same time. In pass is something WLUSU should Finance Advisory Committee. subsidize, unique training in management as well as fact, you may already qualify for advanced since the discount When the finance committee met involves a very well-defined group of accounting. They expertise strate- standing RIA program. early last June, they voted to reject have in in the students who use Kitchener Transit the transit pass. At the meeting regularly. Aldermen Will Ferguson and Don The pass will be available to Travers maintained that students are students from WLU, University of undeserving of a reduced fare Waterloo, Conestoga College, and because they are "transients" and Emmanuel Bible College. The four- because they already come from month passes will be on sale in the affluent backgrounds. The decision WLU Concourse from December 5 - was reversed at a later meeting when cij 9, January 3 - 6, and on January 9. GW Federation of Students The Kitchener city council finally President Tom Allison refuted the The Society of Management Accountants of Ontario agreed to the proposed transit pass Aldermen's comments, pointing out at a meeting late last June. The that students are valuable residents Hamilton Toronto Ottawa rationale for the reduced fare stems in terms of their annual spending in 154 Main Street East 20 Victoria Street. Suite 910 609-410 Laurier Avenue West from the fact that university and the community as well as their Toronto, Ottawa, M P.O. Box 2150 Ontario Ontario college students use transit passes contribution to charitable Hamilton, Ontario LBN 4A5 MSC 2NB KIR 7T3 only about 80 per centof the time the Telephone: (416) 525-4100 Telephone: (416) 363-8191 Telephone: (613) 238-8405 organizations.

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— TYPING SERVICE news " EXECUTIVE THE STUDENT'S SECRETARY EEjE= -A COMPLETE AND COMPREHENSIVE TYPING = FACILITY, SPECIALIZING IN THESIS, WLU to fly two new flags |ii|=3 TERM PAPERS, RESUMES, BUSINESS LETTERS AND PHOTOCOPYING... ALL QUICKLY, by Kevin Byers a new cultural centre. about 142books in addition to seven ASSIGNM£WWROCESSED At the WLU Board of Governors Another highlight of the meeting scholarly journals including The NEATLY AND CORRECTLY meeting last Tuesday, the board involved an introduction for board Candian Journal of Political Science. PRICED FOR THE STUDENT'S BUDGET approved a motion that two new members outlining the WLU Press. In terms of the total number of TELEPHONE — 745-1187 flags be purchased forWilfrid Laurier This report was given by Sandra journalistic pages published, Laurier University. In addition to the recently Woolfrey, Director of WLU Press, ranks second only to University of Athletic flag, a newly who noted that press publishes Toronto Press. ■ approved our designed University flag will soon be flown beside the national flag on campus. In addition to the University flag, the board also voted to purchase a provincial flag which Ad MPs for world order Hoc Committee Chairman Earl C. Shelley said was "long overdue for a policy-makers includes among its on The Canadian branch of newly- being flown this campus." members MPs Walter McLean The meeting was dominated by formed organization of Parliament members who support the world (Progressive-Conservative, Water- President Weir, who spoke of the loo) and Peter Lang (Liberal, Development Fund peace movement will hold a public proposed Kitchener). McLean and Lang will be addition of a cultural or performance meeting tonight at WLU toreview the organization's efforts to establish at the meeting to explain the new JiTTBj V^M centre. A field trip to the present international cross-party movement Theatre Auditorium by all members new world law initiatives and to 1 ! which involves p of the Board of Governors took place improve use of the international members of Hfc Parliament 28 after the meeting during which Dean court and arbitration systems. in countries. of the Faculty of Music Gordon Called the Parliamentarians for The meeting will be held in the first Greene gave a briefreport outling the World Order (PWO), the Canadian floor auditorium of the Peters need for and the potential benefits of branch of this group of elected Building at 8:00 p.m.. Nobody opposes fee hike...yet

Special to the Cord before the voting date. All full-time students are eligible The December referendum on a proposed student to vote. WLGSCI will provide up to $200 to finance each contribution to the WLCI Development Fund is still side's campaign costs. without a con group. The pro side of the WLCISCI All full-time WLCI students are eligible to vote on the %&*>■ % * referendum has been taken over by WLCISCI Arts referendum, which will be held between 10:00 a.m. and Jack Daniel Distillery. Named a National Historic Place by the United States Government. Director Terry Pursell. 4:00 p.m. on December 1 and between 9:00 a.m. and Kristine Murphy, WLCISCJ's Chief Electoral Officer, 1:00 p.m. on December 2. AT THE JACK DANIEL DISTILLERY we said that the first person to apply to Tom Reaume or In order for the resolution to be passed, a majority have everything we need to make our whiskey Dave Docherty (of the WLCISCI exective) who wants to must vote in favour, with a minimum of 15 per cent of run the con campaign will be accepted. Murphy full-time students voting. uncommonly smooth. explained that it is common practice to recognize the If the con position is supported by someone then We have daily deliveries the two sides on a first-come, first-serve basis. If, however, Murphy plans to schedule a time when the two positions of very more than one person wants to support a particular side, can present their sides. This will take place in the Conrad I finest grain American farmers can then efforts will be made to have them working together to Murphy, the organization and residence. According stream on the issue, Murphy said. scheduling of campaign events "is up to the discretion grow. A of pure, Mitt The actual campaign will last for 10 school days of the Chief Electoral Officer." JS| iron-free water (ideal rSMi ■P for whiskey-making) raj Student gives up boycott jj* I flowing close by our door. And a unique I: jj M 'Tired of making my own dinner' I way oi smoothing out Jgy^jgg,

Our own iron-tree water whiskey by by Bruce Arculus obliged to purchase a meal card, and meetings to voice constructive filtering First-year student Catherine there are no exceptions." criticism," she added. it for days through ten feet offinely- Riddell has given up on her boycott "The meals here are much better A major concern with some El MMMMHHH of the dining hall. It was during the than other schools, and we have students seems to be the cost of the packed charcoal. Thanks to all these Italian Night dinner on November 2 never had a serious complaint. There meal card. For $1,355 each school things—and some others too—we that Riddell found a maple leaf in her have been extremely isolated cases, year, some students feel thatthey are spinach and decided to boycott but our record speaks for itself," not getting their money's worth. predict a pleasurable moment when dining hall meals. Belanger added. But as far as Catherine Riddell is you discover the smooth-sippin' Riddell says she is not entirely Last week, a petition was concerned, she is content with what happy with the dining hall food, but circulated to the residences she has accomplished. "I just wanted rareness of Daniel's Tennes "quickly got tired of the hassle of expressing concern over the quality people to know that they may be j| making my own dinner." of food at the dining hall. "I was eating leaves in their meals," she The response from food services happy to see it," said Riddell, said. Jack^ was quite disappointing to Riddell. "because it shows that other people "I can see finding hair or "Saying that 'We don't do these are unhappy, too." something in your food, but not L< n WOr Fair 8r ,S l9l4 1905 l9o4 i954 things on purpose' is simply not an The petition was short-lived. leaves. Leaves are from outside, and If you'd like a booklet about Jack Daniel's Whiskey, write us a letter here in Lynchburg .Tennessee 37352, U.S.A. excuse," she noted. Students in Clara Conrad Hall were shouldn't be in the kitchen." The requested refund of her meal advised not to sign, according to a card fees seems only a remote food service representative. "It won't possibility at this time. "Generally, prove anything," she said. "There are GRAD people realize the conditions of other ways of conveying concern to PORTRAITS... residence before they move in," food services. There is a suggestion responded Housing Director Mike box in the dining hall, and anyone is We will be back on campus in Belanger. "Residence students are free to attend the food services January. Sign up sheets will be j*.

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Thursday, The way I figure it, it takes close to 500 November 17, 1983 person-hours each week to put out an issue of Volume 24, Number 10 The Cord. That's a lot of hours to be divided among the 15 or so regular staff members and Jackie Kaiser a handful of volunteers. A lot of commit ment Editor A salute (i.e. to staff: blind and senseless dedication) is involved in producing this thing. Chuck Kirkham News editor Chuck Kirkham — a veteran of News Editor the Cord staff — is one of the most deranged persons I know. Down to one course this term Karen Thorpe because his commitment to the paper is so Entertainment Editor ridiculous, Chuck is a central force at The Cord. He has enough interest, drive, and dedication — Theresa Kelly and bad jokes — to make even the healthiest Sports Editor person feel sick.

His — assistant, Mark Hall Mr. Professional Ted Edwins himself — has been an enormous help to the CQP/Features Editor staff in writing stories, editing, and planning the paper. Hall's biggest is problem that he was just Ruth too nice to say no when Chuck asked him to be Demeter his assistant. Copy Editor Entertainment editor Karen Thorpe has Michaela Reicht made a number of innovations this year in the Production Manager entertainment section to give this traditional "problem" section of the paper some significant improvements. This crazed editor Adriaan Demmers manages to maintain a 15-hour-a-week job and Bruce Arculus still pretends to be a full-time student. Production Assistants As for Theresa, she's one of the most Karim VIrani organized editors — 1 know always managing to Photo Manager hand in neatly typed stories in plenty of time of the deadlines. It's really quite disgusting. Rod McNaughton Ted Edwins has done an admirable job trying Photo Technician to make sense of the newly created (and still largely undefined) position of features editor. Paul Gomme Our fearless copy editor, Ruth Demeter, has Graphic Arts Technician been a great asset to the paper. Her complete unwillingness to let even the most minor typo Amanda Bramall

— slip by even at 2:00 a.m. — has made TTie Circulation & Filing Manager Cord almost readable this year. (Ruth also puts together the Poetics page.) Proofreading Miles Chesher assistance has been received this year from Advertising Manager some very enthusiastic volunteers, including Darrell Winger, Jennifer Vijh, and Dave Gez. Bev Biglow Production Manager Michaela Reicht is the Head Typesetter More letters on page 10 epitome of organized efficiency and utter letters patience. Michaela has managed to recruit (and Francine Clohosey hang on to) a number of hard-working production Wendy Chapelle volunteers this year...an achievement that has Liz Young at Point Salines claims that the airport was built really helped speed up the often tedious and Wendy Zenchyshyn Bacchus at WLU with civilian specifications and usage; if the always lengthy paste-up process. Among the "regular" Typesetters '."his letter is not a complaint. These days the builder doesn't know, I don't know who does. volunteers are Mike Kacmar, Susanne I don't want blow the Rust, Adriana Worawski, and Jim Wilkins. complaint department is past capacity anyway. Also, any crazies to up world The Cord Weekly is published Instead, through this letter I hope to inform Laurier to protect my way of life. The only way it can be Production Assistants Adriaan Demmers and weekly during the fall and winter students about a valuable organization called protected is by thinking and believing and acting Bruce Arculus have both managed to pick up academic terms. Editorial Bacchus (Boost Alcohol Consciousness free; this tremendous buildup of military forces excellent paste-up skills (as well as some opinions are independent of the Concerning the Health of University Students). and the stiff-necked attitudes of someone such as innovative layout ideas) within a very short University, WLUSU, and Student Mackay will only mean the west will period. Both these have also time to Contrary to popular belief, Bacchus is not a Mr. that guys found Publications. The Cord is a become a monolithic, bureaucratic, totalitarian contribute to the by articles, too. temperance group. We do not look down in paper writing member of the Canadian state, just like the USSR. So, Mr. Mackay, when the Bev Biglow has been excellent head disgust on people who choose to drink alcohol. an University Press news bombs are dropped and you start to melt, don't typesetter for The Cord. Her demands for clean cooperative. We merely believe in responsible drinking. We Eight-month, 24- come crying to me, because I'll probably be and adherence to editorial deadlines helped are also want to ensure that each copy issue subscription rates of us recognizes melted myself. the rest of the staff get act together very $12.00 each other's right to drink or not to drink. its for addresses within David M. D. Digout rapidly. Canada $15.00 for,the WLG's Bacchus chapter was organized in v And due to the lightning-fast speed and United States November 1981. Laurier students should feel and unfailing accuracy of our beloved typesetters, and Europe. we've proud that WLG took the initiative to be the first Investment club been able to drastically cut down on typesetting time each week. Canadian Bacchus chapter. Today we are still the Thanks to Letters to the Editor should be is an typesetters Bev, Francine Clohosey, Wendy only chapter in Canada. The WLU Stock Market Club forming typed and handed in to the club. The club Chapelle, Liz Young and Wendy Bacchus at Laurier is run by a director and investments purpose of the is to Zenchyshyn... Cord Editor prior to Monday you've been great! several other student volunteers. Together we bring together between 15 and 20 investors, to noon. All letters must bear the organize several activities in an effort to provide unite their funds, and invest in the stock market. Amanda Bramall is probably the most author's full name and students with a healthy attitude about alcohol. An investment club is like a small business. It is incredible circulation and filing person on this telephone number. The Cord Included are: an Alcohol Awareness Week, a Wine formed for the purpose of making a profit through earth. How anyone can get excited about reserves the right to refuse any Appreciation Night, a "nonpressure" Breathalizer, capital investments by its members. The club has organizing files and mailing lists is beyond me submission which it considers has and student group presentations. We also have an executive committee which includes a Amanda also taken it upon herself to take racist, sexist, or libellous in pamphlets and posters. president, vice-president, secretary, and treasurer. care of the classifieds and events page each nature. All letters are subject to Bacchus is a valuable organization forWLG and Ckib members will be informed by means of week editing for length. The Cord willing to provide our services to anyone on general meetings and newsletters. In the general The photo department is run by Photo welcomes all comments, campus. Please remember that Bacchus is not an meetings, items such as possible stocks to be manager Karim Virani this year. Always pleasant criticisms and suggestions from "anti-drinking" club but instead a group that invested in, voting on investment decisions, as and with a smile, Karim has done a good job its readers. promotes responsible drinking. Come and visit well as discussing trends in the stock market will this year with photos. Rod McNaughton, our the Bacchus office next to WLGSG and pick up be elaborated upon so that all club members will photo technician, is an experienced darkroom Nation.. 1 Advertising for The free posters and pamphlets. be informed about and have a say in the club's technician who has contributed some sound Cord is provided by Campus Betty-Anne Kroonen activities. ideas for photo department improvements as Plus, 124 Merton Street, 3rd The big question most people have in mind is well as provide quality prints for the paper. Paul Floor, Toronto, Ontario M4S how much money do I need to become a part of Gomme, our graphic arts technician, has the job 2Z2. For local advertising, call such a club. There is an old saying which goes of transforming black and white prints into half- (519) 884-2990 or (519) 884- Nuclear errors "You need money to make money." We are tones. Paul has the power to enlarge or reduce 2991. hoping to have an initial membership of graphics at will. There appear to be a number of errors in a approximately $200. But do not let this figure Miles Chesher is a real fun kind of guy. The Cord offices are located on couple of the stories dealing with nuclear deter you. Depending upon the number of people Beginning his job as ad manager in September the 2nd floor of the Student disarmament in your last issue. in the club, this figure could be as low as $50. without any preparation, he's done a fine job of Union Building at Wilfrid Laurier If 1 remember correctly, there is a song written The final criterion for the formation of the club learning the ins and outs of his position. University. by Vern Partlow called The Mew Atom, and some is that we are looking for dedicated peole. The Advertising assistants Mark Joliffe, Fred Taylor, of the lines in the song are identical to the lines club is going to be set up for the long term. That is, Scott Radford, and Andrew Miller have done Typeset by Student of the song Mew Talking Atom Blues, allegedly once you have committed yourself you are in until much to improve the ads through the year. Publications, W.L.U., and printed written by Bob Bossin. If they are the same song, you sell your share of the club to someone else. Graphic artists-in-residence Wes Frost, at Fairway Press, Kitchener. then a slight mistake has occured. This will ensure the club's existence for many Joaquim Compta, Rob Robotham and Ron The type of American spy plane which was in years to come. Shuttleworth have been amazing at providing Copyright 1983 by Student the vicinity of KAL 007 when it was shot down is If you would like to be a part of this money- custom illustrations and cartoons Publications, Wilfrid Laurier called RC 135, not plain 135. Leaving off the making adventure or would like more information Special awards of merit go out to Debbie Hill, University, Waterloo, Ontario, letters gives the impression of quantity, not type. about the investors' club, contact Cliff Somerville Tracy Elson, Helen Elyea, Jane Lapointe, and N2L 3C5. No part of this Lastly, in reply to Mr. Mackay's letter, aside from or the Stock Market Club through the WLCJSG Karen Gibson — among others — who have publication may be reprinted the fact that I am bored by such fascist, Cold War office. offered a few hours a week to help with the without permission of the editor. rhetoric, Mackay is also mistaken with some of his Wayne Stammter usually thankless task of typing articles. allegations. The British contractor for the airport Stock Market Club Jackie Kaiser THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 24, 1983 7 comment

Chuck's Ground

Nuclear deterrence: start off, to a To things I have make correction for what appeared in last week's Ground. The first line of The Ground said that the amount of money for the student contribution to the Development Fund was >630,000. The truth is, as it appeared in key to world peace the rest of the column and the paper, the contribution will be $360,000. Sorry about that, Chief! * ￿ ￿ The plan by the West to deploy cruise and Commuters: You have to like 'em. This past week I have been by Bruce Arculus Pershing missiles in Europe this year undoubtedly lucky enough to do a fair bit of travelling on the bus, streetcar, there a vigorous public debate now on in increases the danger, but it is necessary if the Is going subway, and train routes between here and Toronto. In these the Soviet Union about the deployment of SS2O deterrent is to remain effective. wayward travels, I have come to fully realize why I envy my friends Have there been demonstrations in Moscow Ironically, the countries that now offer the most missiles? with cars. and other cities in the Communist bloc? Have vocal denunciations of nuclear deployment are the The trip started off just great. I was sitting in the Kitchener train Russian citizens protested outside the gates of the ones which first argued the need for them. The SALT terminal when in walked probably the filthiest bum I have ever Kremlin? Do they camp at missile sites to show their agreements between the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. covered only inter-continental ballistic missiles, and seen. She was rank. She smelled as if she had just done about concern at government policy? Do they hold three months' work in a giant sardine can. marches and rallies to demonstrate their opposition did not limit the intermediate range weapons targeted Lucky me. She decided to grace the seat next to me. After about spending? on Europe, of which the Soviet SS2Os are the most to defence five minutes she decided that she was a wee bit tired. She bent recent and latent. Deployment of the cruise and The answer to all these questions is no. Such down, picked up an entertainment section of the Toronto Star that Pershing missiles was agreed to by Prime critical activities are not tolerated in the Soviet Union Minister was lying on the ground, and proceeded a of it James Callaghan for Britain, President Giscard to make pillow out or its satellite countries. Being a rather sympathetic kind of guy, I could feel sorry for this D'Estaing for France, Chancellor Helmut Schmidt for In the West, these events, or their equivalent, have creature from the Black Lagoon. But after she took off her socks West Germany and President Jimmy Carter for the occurred. The debate about the wisdom of relying on and shoes and placed her feet in my lap, to reveal that she had as a conducted, United States when the four men met in 1979. This nuclear weapons deterrent has been indeed been walking on dead fish for quite a while, I began to get as is the custom, the most public fashion. It is the agreement was ratified by NATO in December of that in a bit upset. You know the feeling — the kind of anger you feel system that is year. The Russians were then offered the "zero- strength of our democratic everyone when someone has just killed your best friend and walked away free his or her even if option," by which the West would cancel deployment to express opinion, it with all of your money. contravenes policy. In totalitarian countries, if the Russians would agree to dismantle the SS2Os. official Resisting the temptation to stuff her in a nearby Globe and Mail that freedom not permitted. The state is all- The negotiations are still going on, but because of is box, I quickly excused myself and vomited, rather violently, all over powerful, and the individual questions it at his peril. the proposed deployment, the campaign against her. (That last sentence wasn't quite true — I really did mean to more nuclear weapons has received a great deal of new Many Russians have been killed by the myself.) system support. The campaign now calls for a unilateral excuse authority of their own than were killed during After going outside for some fresh air, 1 came across a woman World War 11, and many others have been locked withdrawl of nuclear weapons. It is suggested that the that I knew in high school. We boarded the train together and or deported. West renounce the scheduled deployment in the away in concentration camps talked all the way to Toronto. I was going to get off in Brampton, The difference between the systems must be vague hope and trust that the Russians would follow the but that's okay. start of any debate about nuclear deterrence. The this lead. So what would we rely on for defence? The next day, I was riding the GO Train to my parents' place in justification for the West to possess these terrible If that seems a harsh question to those who seek Mississauga, and I was sitting across the aisle from a woman who, of government only to rid the world of weapons capable of terrifying weapons is the determination the and like everyone else on the train, was tired. Her problem was she was the people not to fall under the stranglehold the destructive it is nonetheless one which cannot of power, sitting right under the speaker, i do not think that would have been totalitarian system. be ignored. To abandon a policy that has — despite a problem if it wasn't for the fact that the guy announcing the train Since the of 11, Stalin its dangers and limitation — worked well end World War when enough so was doing his Geddy Lee impression. persuaded or conned the allied leaders far, in favour of an untried, less clearly defined policy into agreeing ERINDALE. NEXT STOP, ERINDALE. that half the nations of Europe should fall under which incorporates a large element of trust in a The woman was furious. She would just get off to never- Russian domination, the division the world has government that has proved it is not to be trusted, of neverland (where commuters go when they sleep on the GO Train) remained virtually unchanged because of the fear of would be not only imprudent but irresponsible. The when Geddy would let go with his next blast. other's is cautious co-existence which has each nuclear weapons. This the policy of we now enjoy only DIXIE. NEXT STOP, DIXIE. deterrence, and it is a fact that while this policy has worked because it has been carefully balanced by He might as well have "HEY, YOG! THE nuclear deterrence. The war against Japan was won been saying, YEAH, been practiced, the world has avoided major conflict ONE because one side had nuclear weapons and used THAT JGST FELL ASLEEP. WAKE GP! WE'RE AT for 38 years. This is no small achievement, bearing in ANOTHER STOP THAT ISN'T YOGRS!" mind that in 25 them to cut short the fighting; it is highly unlikely that the previous non-nuclear years, the Man, was this woman upset. She would swear at the speaker world was convulsed by two wars that claimed the atom bombs would have been dropped on Hiroshima he spoke. Not a well-adjusted woman. No, not at of and Nagasaki if both sides possessed these weapons. every time very lives some 50 million people. all. The key to the prevention of war is that if fighting Thusly, if one side now disarmed itself of nuclear I'm really not sure if the commuting life is for me. Even once does break out, the superpowers seek to limit their weapons the balance of power would be destroyed, you get to Toronto things do not get much better. For example, involvement. The fundamental problem of this policy and the danger of nuclear war increased. there is a young man behind me right now who is probably the is that both sides we are that the spread of communism must believe that there are If to believe loudest, most egotistical paranoid schizophrenic that you will, circumstances in which the other will resort to the use inevitable, and that our way throughout the world is hopefully, never meet. Recently, this man apparently went into a of nuclear weapons. neither of life in the democratic Western world is not worth Clearly, side would want deep depression when the Globe hired someone else to take the to, so there is ap element of bluff; if the bluff is preserving, then we should all be out displaying our place of the departing Alan Abel. Heh, but this guy is good — just called, it could lead to the nuclear holocaust which lack of intelligent thinking with the nuclear protestors ask him. everyone fears. and others of their ilk. So, that is about it for life in the Big Smoke. I have been stationed here for the last four days and should be able to return to the relative insanity of the Cord Weekly soon. I'm not sure how 1 will get home, though. There was a report, just off the wire, that a deranged woman has apparently driven her bomb-laden car into Gnion Station.... What's up Chuck? Chuck Kirkham by Chuck Tatham in fact say, 'If you want to sign any more And you must go to every meal his honours field', looks innocent enough. We've all heard about subliminal stuff out of this library, you'd better get your together, even if one of you has stomach Now, if you simply switch around the letters advertising—you know, something flashes ass upstairs right now— and it had better cramps.' in that sentence and throw in a few new across the screen so quickly that only our not be any of that left-wing pinko The message over at the guys' residence ones, it says,'You haven't got a hope in hell subconscious picks it up? Then we're propaganda, buster.' Hard to believe, but I says, 'Drink all the booze by 9:30 when of staying in honours, moron. Drop supposedly motivated to go out and buy can play you the tape if you want. you're invited to a floor party....deny knowing university altogether and work as a clerk in their product or whatever they're pushing, By using microwave beams originating people at breakfast the next day even a Mac's Milk before you disgrace your right? Scary stuff. And it's happening right from the roof of the Peters Building, though you distinctly remember disrobing parents.' Believe me, I'm seriously here under our very noses. subliminal messages are pumped through them in a shrub near The Loo....wear shirts considering it. Ever wonder why everyone acts the same the TV Lounge television each and every that show off your arms even though you It sounds like fans or air conditioners around this university? It's because of the day. In one 16th of a second, the message have zits all over your back.' This is the when you're sitting in the Peters Building subliminal influences that bombard us every 'Don't turn the channel no matter how bad absolute truth. atrium, doesn't it? The most effective of all day as we walk the halls of this hallowed this program is— you'll just get embarrased You know that little click' noise that the subliminal messages, this little-baby has institution. In the sixties all these devices and people will see your ass' is flashed door makes whenever someone lets you in been patented and purchased by were invented so that we couldn't have any across the screen. Ever wonder why to Clara Conrad? Right...another insititutions all over the world. Listen hard, commie radicals running around bombing nobody ever turns the channel? compressed sentence. In one little innocent and see if you can pick out this message the library or the dining hall. They still keep What about residence? Late at night, if 'click', your subconscious is able to that is repeated over and over each and using them to keep us in line, and they're you stay up until about 430 a.m., you'll start descramble the message, 'Don't lay a finger every day; 'Be loyal to your boyfriend at obviously still working well to this day. to hear this 'ZEEP....ZEEP...ZEEP sound. on any of these innocent girls or you'll burn home...you do not look silly even though the Ever sat in the reserve reading room at You probably think it's a cricket, but it's in hell after being found dead in a motel in only thing in your briefcase is your lunch.Jt about 1030 p.m. and hear that unbelievably another one of those compressed San Francisco wearing women's underwear.' may be polyester, but it cost a lot less...the loud, annoying buzzer? That's not just any messages. In Clara Conrad, the sentence This is pretty intimidating stuff. I've never people in your group might be jerks, but old buzzer, mister. That is an entire does in fact say, 'Wear pink sweat pants to even been to San Francisco. you're going to be president of Exxon sentence, sped up and compacted into the dining hall....ta!k to unshaven guys Even the 1983-'B4 undergraduate Corporation...you really do use stats in the three seconds of noise. The sentence, wearing baseball caps backwards and calendar works on your unsuspecting head. business world, especially if you're going when slowed down (by the tape recorder I stupid-looking high school football The line, 'In order to proceed the student into marketing.' Gee, 1 wonder if Amnesty craftily smuggled into the R.R. room) does jackets....travel in packs of no less than ten. must maintain a minimum G.PA of 7.00 in International knows about this place? 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17,1983

* ￿ I Are you one of those few people who still has not tasted a PANZEROTTI I ; ODYSSEY panzerotti? ; ￿ • '• brief ! in Well, you don't know quite what you have missed. Panzerottis from I PANZEROTTI ODYSSEY are "excellent", "fantastic" and "just great". Our prices I •• are just great too. For instance, if you were to order three, single item panzerottis I I from us it would cost only $9.79 tax included, at your door (on campus only). ; S However, from the leading competition you would pay $12.31 because our • Turning 18 hurts the pocketbook • • panzerottis cost less, and we have FREE DELIVERY on CAMPUS. ￿ • Commission against the MCJCTC. MONTREAL (COP) — There's nothing worse Students 18 and over pay $22.50 for a \ than turning 18. a | For commuting student, monthly bus and subway pass or 80 cents PANZEROTTI ODYSSEY that for a is. That's when the Montreal Urban Transit single fare, while those under 18only forkover Commission demands an adult fare for a $8.50 or 25 cents. MENU monthly transit pass, $14 more than for chairperson ￿ ? MGCTC Lawrence Hanigan students under 18. said there is I the works: a tasty combination of all our panzerotti items * no discrimination. "It's in the with So two John Abbott College students took powers of the I 6.95 commission that we have the advantage of revisions made Oct. 1 to the right to adopt fares for different clientele." Quebec Human Rights Charter, banning Quebec human rights — ; commission officials • the two thousand and a variety of your favourite fillings discrimination on the basis of age. * will decide within a few weeks whether they . pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers, olives, will one ' J On behalf of the 4,800 fellow John Abbott investigate the complaint. ￿ onions and crispy bacon | students, Louis Gall and Patrice Falardeau Ten other age-related I 4.95 I complaints have been • * filed a complaint to the Quebec Human Rights filed since October 1. ￿ *

— • cowboy style: all the best from the west I pepperoni, mushrooms, crispy bacon, baked beans, * * Buddy system for women's safety || onions, ground beef and cheddar cheese • 5.45 M volunteered to be "buddies" although •:*. CHARLOTTETOWN (CGP) -- A "buddy additional volunteers are encouraged to add

— • hawaiian style: Magnum P.l.'s favourite |i| system" providing escorts to women reluctant their names to a shift schedule posted in the I ham, pineapple, mushrooms and green peppers I to walk alone on campus at night has been chaplaincy centre. • 3.95 ; established at the University of Prince Edward Volunteers will not be screened for the job • ￿ Island. this semester, but they will be carefully • olives, vegetarian: mushrooms, green peppers, onions, I The system, established at a meeting of the monitored and be given official certification at • tomatoes and cheddar cheese I GPEI women's committee 0ct.26, will provide each shift by the system supervisor. "Buddy J 4.95 : escorts upon request from 6 to 12 p.m. buttons" and modification of student ID cards • ,• ￿" . • Monday to Saturday, and 6 to 10 p.m. on to indicate "buddy" status is also .being ￿ plain: mozzarella cheese and sauce J Sundays. investigated. ￿ order any of the above, or create your own • Student "buddies" would be stationed at the Members of the women's committee say the I panzerotti odyssey for only 45C per item extra • chaplaincy centre, where they would be service will greatly improve safety conditions : 2.60 : dispatched to answer requests. A telephone on campus, especially in areas with ￿ • line has been in service as of 0ct.31. inadequate lighting and at times of special risk, J Our Panzerotti items include * About 60 men and women have already such as campus social events. I pepperoni pineapple baked beans I I mushrooms crispy bacon cheddar cheese • I olives hot peppers tomatoes « Students plan strikes • onions ham ' extra mozzarella • in Quebec

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* • And while demonstrators decry the announced at Levesque's Nov. 15 inaugural QQK_ovAn Mon-Wed 4-12 pm Thurs 11 am-12 pm Waterloo 000-ci hu I prj am _2 am sat 4 pm-2 am Sun 4 pm-10 pm 18l k No»th of Efb «| treatment of Quebec's young people, the Parti address, will mean increased benefits for those Quebecois is expected to announce at the who participate. Those who don'twill see their assembly's Nov. 15 opening measures that biweekly cheques cut to $70 from $147. could cut welfare to recipients 30-years-old The plan has met general public protest. and younger, in half. ANEQ voted against the idea at a Nov. 5-6 Other reasons for the protest include emergency congress, while opposition proposals to restrict student aid for college Liberals have also voiced their dissent. students, introduce tuition fees at the Liberal welfare critic Christos Sirros called previously free community colleges and the job-training aspect of the plan a joke. fqcl¥i^Wf\ establish a new body to regulate college "Retraining for what?" he asked. "What jobs studies. are we talking about?" The Association Nationale des Etudiants Both McGill and Concordia universities' (-es) du Quebec, organizers of the student student association have decided not to strike, are also angry at legislation which allows participate in the strike, though theywill set up some college administrations to refuse to pickets. collect fees for campus associations. English students aren't ready for a strike, At least nine of ANEQ's 21 member said Genevieve Morin, external affairs associations will support the strike. Other executive of the Concordia association. student associations will set up information "There just isn't a sense of urgency at pickets or join unemployed youths Concordia," she said. "Students don't know demonstrating outside the National Assembly. why they are striking." Books too heavy for this library renovations go on, says chief librarian Peter

EDMONTON (CUP) - Workers assigned to Freeman. But he added, "Once you get going asbestos cleanup at the University of Alberta's on a project like this, you can't stop in mid- $4.4 million cleanup project have discovered stream." an unstable structure in need of repair. Bulat said health officials are carefully While workers were removing the asbestos, monitoring the labor-intensive cleanup. they discovered the metal beams supporting Asbestos, commonly used as insulation, the floor could not handle the weight of attacks lung tissue and can cause cancer. hundreds of shelves filled with books. The On site project coordinator Stan Thomas beams twisted under the overload. said the only dangerous aspect is that workers Repairs are already underway because might carry dust into other areas. But the delays would mean extra costs, says university workers, who wear special suits and masks, director Gordon Bulat. spray the asbestos with water solution and The entire project, including the $2.6 million "there's no danger of (it) getting into the air," asbestos cleanup, is scheduled for completion Thomas said. by September 1984. The project also included upgrading the "It's been quite a challenge for staff to keep ventilation ducts and making the lighting the system running smoothly" while system more energy efficient. Deficit caused by lack of drinkers tough times have meant a sharp drop in the SCARBOROUGH, Ont. (CUP) - Hard timesare amount of money students spend on beer. I hitting students where it hurts -- in the suds. mean, what does someone say when they go The student council at the University of out for a drink? Do they say, I'm going to have Toronto's Scarborough campus decided three beers' or do they say, Fm going to spend recently not to cover a projected $9,000 pub $s?"Doherty asked. deficit. Instead, the money will raised by Despite fears the price hike will lead to cost of a beer 15 cents to $1.50 a decreased beer consumption, however, boosting the ' rejected the idea of a Happy Hour NEW YEAR'S nowonsaU^o^CONtYHA^C!^[ bottle. Doherty I Student council president Bill Doherty said for the pub. THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983 9 Question news of the Week Where were you? by Adriaan Demmers photos by Karim Virani by Kevin Byers Those who died protecting freedom must be God and a soldier all people adore remembered. To develop a scenario of life today if those who bravely gave their lives for what they How long do you think it will take before we have a nuclear In time of war, but not before; And when war is over and all things believed in had decided not to would be difficult, but war, and what do you suggest be done to avoid one? are righted, God is neglected and an old soldier slighted. the outcome would surely not be pleasant. Thank Anonymous God a little cold wind, hail and preoccupation did not deter their as was the Thursday. The Last Thursday at the 11th hour on the 11th day of spirits case of and women must be this 11th month a Remembrance Day service was decision those men never forgotten. What would have happened if armistice held on campus at the flagpole. The ceremony never occured or Hitler was allowed his pleasures? marked the 65th anniversary of Armistice Day which Where were you? ended World War 1. This ceremony was one of the Day service, as Major many across Canada to honour the dead of the two During the Remembrance phrase kept Great Wars and all those others who have died in our Shelly spoke, one poignant defence for freedom and democracy. resurfacing:"...and I can see them standing there somewhat aside, waiting, watching, listening while next ten Unfortunately, many of us are thankless or, Sometime in the years. their names are read or simply in a prayer are said. perhaps one might prefer, forgetful. The turnout and We should have complete nuclear And as the final note of the 'Last Post' fades and dies for whole world. representation for the Remembrance Day service was disarmament the silently return to their eternal rest happy — pathetic for an institution of higher education whose away they Andrew Burbidge presence here we still enjoy the motto is "Truth conquers all." because by our Ist year Honours Economics which they paid so dear..." How happy Where were you, students of Laurier? freedom for Where were the elders of our school? the would they have been today? A small crowd that is not representative of the university must be also administrative officers? the deans? our mentors? wondering. What the world today? War is still with — of Two wreaths were placed one representing the us today and if a third World War erupted, few, if any, Student Gnion and the other representing the would be here to remember. Where were you? Alumni. One would believe other groups or of offices Perhaps one might have good reason why he or the university could take part in the placement of she did not attend the Remembrance Day service; I wreaths. This day is one which everyone should am no judge of that. However, those offices or remember. Those who did not show up or were not Not in my lifetime or the next 60 groups of people who were not represented should represented can mean only two things. First, they years. We should the reflect for the future. Perhaps you believe that you maintain don't know, or second, they know but don't care. 1 balance of power; unilateral arms were not personally involved or that we shouldn't don't know myself which is more appropriate. remember and leave well enough alone. Well, that's reduction is not the answer and Those of us who were at the service heard the mutual arms reduction be fine if you believe it was their war and not ours. can't words that broke silence — the words so often war all about monitored. spoken by Major Earle Shelly ('28): However, it is only by recalling what is JeffMoskaluk and the events that took place that a repetition can Business Diploma They shall grow, not old be avoided. Maybe you should give answer to the As we that are left grow old; question, "Where would you be if some people had Age shall not weaiy them not agreed to go out and live or die for their war?" Nor the years condemn; Remembrance Day is a must in today's society of At the going down of the Sun uncertainly. By honouring men and women who did And in the morning. their duty to preserve freedom in the past we may We will remember them! realize a new and brighter future. We are remembering them! Where were you?

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Sponsored by THE BOOKSTORE IN THE CONCOURSE, WLU. news Angelo's m Pizza and call to have someone answer my letters continued from page 6 questions? Are my photographs Spaghetti retouched, mounted and sprayed 3 (matt finish rather than glossy finish) w could find acceptable. without extra charge? Will I have to Pfo, Contrary claims To go on, the assumption that the House make full payment on general practice of sex as it exists my order The letter which appeared in before I see my 258 KING STREET EAST, KITCHENER within our society will continue is, 1 finished The Cord last week regarding photographs? Why? Will 1 have to 576-4600 576-8630 believe, quite valid. But if abortion contained, contrary to its Randall is decide on a package before 1 see saying that the starting point for a my claims, several inconsistent and proofs? Why? How long with my particular couple to avoid an illogical arguments which should negatives be kept on file? unwanted pregnancy is with birth be pointed out. These are some ofthe services our control, she is wrong. It is One problem with the letter was abstention. Studio provides and if a competitor If avoiding unwanted pregnancies is am - the way in which the question of can match these services and still 11 such an admirable goal, what is p whether or not abortion is murder keep the price below ours, you have wrong with using the best available S" to 2:30 p.m. was handled. The writer fails to chosen a good company to do your attempt to method? I am not here to dictate graduation photos. refute the claim that morals, only to advise that the only abortion is the intentional killing of a The Professional Photographers 100%effective method of avoiding a human being, which is murder. That Association has its own code of pregnancy is to avoid the cause. The Monday 9"PIZZA a person may have undergone a ethics. And their first paragraph logic is so obvious that it shouldn't $2.75 for 3 items (reg. $4.00) traumatic time of soul-searching says:"Members shall observe the mentioning, except that it beforehand is not the issue, except need highest standard of honesty in all escaped inclusion in her "rational" for the fact that it makes the decision their transactions, avoiding the use Tuesday SPAGHETTI treatment. of false, confusing, inaccurate and premeditated. Why we've done what At this point, I may be accused of and meat sauce the fact misleading terms, descriptions and we've done does not alter being anti-choice, but I am $1.79 (reg. $3.60) actually claims." And paragraph 2 says: that we've done it, and any saying that one should choose "Members shall endeavour to suggestion to the contrary is not carefully whether or not to have sex produce photographs of quality logical. outside of — Wednesday PANZEROTTI marriage that is the equal or superior to the Randall's insistence that we plead point where the samples buy 1 for $4.75, get the choice occurs. The displays and to apply a person's circumstances is known foundation of a free society the he/she his/her (2 is best efforts toward providing the 2nd for $1.00 items only) as the "ad misericordiam" fallacy. In recognition that we best accept possible services." fact, atthe point that Iam referring to, responsibility for photographic We the course of events live by those standards. she seems quite caught up in the that come as a result of our choices. Thanks for letting us take a emotional mud-slinging that she We have right stand no to choose an option on this matter. accuses John Peco of. Whether or if GET we refuse to accept responsibility Forde Studio not Peco expressed himself (The for the outcome, and this includes / with Student I.D. Cord, Oct. 27) in words that the decision to have sex, whether or amounted to emotional overkill is not the act itself harms anyone. That on regular food irrelevant. It has no bearing //\ birth control is more realistic 'Editorial biased' orders only. Not whatsoever on the correctness of his regarding society as a whole is I would like to comment on last / valid on specials. statement. To brush off his probably true; that it is more statement with such words as week's topic that was supposedly responsible with respect to a "covered" in Chuck's Ground. The "amazingly cruel" amounts to an particular couple (see Harron's OFF letter, contents of the column dealt with a emotional treatment of the subject, The Cord, Nov.3) is nonsense. donation to the Development Eat in or take out rather than the claimed rational So, after Fund seven consecutive Cords from the students through the (not valid on delivery) treatment. Furthermore, her failure of thrashing this issue out, where are passing of a referendum ($7.50 per to consider the question of murder in we? The answer: the avoidance of term — refundable). Obviously, Mr. "Option 3" is an avoidance of crucial unwanted pregnancies is desirable, Kirkham is not in favour of such * II information that no rational person abstention is the best way to achieve donation. Evidence it, Peco's claim that abortion is illustrated in I his murder is still standing, and Harron's Statements which were contribution points out th»t abortion inaccurate, negative, and sprinkled with innuendos. This represents a can be an trTiubonal nightmare for surprising basis for an editorial Others besides the fetus. column. Gerold de Jonge The inaccuracies arise from the first number printed ($630,00 instead of $360,00), the duration Unfading support period (five years mentioned instead of six years), the refundable nature of A few issues raised by Kelly the donation for those who so wish Mawhinney in last week's Cord article (this is not stated), and the contents need further explanations from our of the Site Master Plan (which does side. not, as yet, include provision for For the past 20 years or so, Forde ramps and an elevator for the Studio has supported the student disabled). These errors, intentional body afWLG by advertising in their or otherwise, do not exactly inspire paper and by supporting various confidence in the writer of an student activities. editorial. During the past year we have spent I would like to remind Chuck (if 1 approxiamtely $1500 • $2000 in may be so bold) that Laurier is a handling of advertising in the newspaper, proud university, steeped in a jib .White glove in lab Handbook and Calendar. We tradition of hard work, self- £3 all negatives to minimize advertise year-round. Where else sufficiency, and self-help. To suggest dust and fingerprints. would one advertise for graduates that the students should simply beg Wlf but on campus? We supported the the government for funds, without negative University long before our any attempt to initiate a self-help Plastic protectors competitor knew WLG existed. effort first, is insultinq to the students. frj| to minimize scratching and WLG has seen a number of "fly-by- I believe that the students at create easy storage ■ night" photographers come and go Laurier past, current and future have without fulfilling their obligations. We a responsibility to give something I have established our reputation with tangible back to the University. An jl*.New w w the staff of WLG and on campus by institution such as this must 4 x6 print size is here to living up to our commitment and by continue to grow and offer an IM allow full frame printing of delivering excellent work. increasingly wide education — in its your negatives. As for a lower price on a deal, to go broadest sense — so that it can keep 3g| into detail would take up too much pace with the rapidly changing space. But ask a few questions like: Is environment around us. It would my class composite or my yearbook seem that the new music teaching TRY 'PRO ■ ■ included without extra charge? How wing, as first step to the proposed many proofs will I see? Will there be University Arts Centre, makes good TORE another person, other than the sense from several points of view photographer, to help me adjust my (the freeing of booking the TA 75% THE^°"^ | gown, hood, blouse, shirt, tie, hair, of the time instead of \O% and the etc.? How much time will I be given to eventual return of the MacDonald get ready? After all, you should not House back into a badly needed feel like you are on an assembly line residence). Itrepresents a worthwhile to have your school picture taken. "pay-back" from students to the Will I be asked to remove my University. glasses and wear frames only? (A With the revelation of the above professional photographer will know facts, 1 would like personally to how to take photos with glasses, and, extend an invitation to Chuck should glare occur, how to remove it, Kirkham to join the pro- free of charge). Will 1 be able to talk to committee." My mailbox is just down someone when 1 place my order? Or the hall in case he changes his mind! will 1 have to make a long distance Teny Pursell THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983 11 FEATURE

would place them in command of an infantry unit. Roles of support to the infantry are off-limits as well. The bulk of the military's jobs are in the infantry or in WOMEN service batallions that support the infantry. By taking away these jobs, the government has forced women into the more competitive areas of trades and professions. As of last March there were about 7,000 women serving in the Forces. Of these, about 1,000 are officers. IN THE About seven per cent of all officers in the military are women. In order to cope with government restrictions, the military strictly limits the number of women in service battalions. Between 35 and 40 women are allowed in a battalion of 225 so that women will not be slotted into traditional jobs. The contentious problem of women filling combat roles illustrates the hardest obstacle that women face MILITARY when serving in the military — the fact that physical size and strength could work against them in the field. Dan Hanna, a ten-year veteran of the Forces as a military service. ROTPs are offered at Military Colleges communications researcher and currently studying at by Ted Edwins as well as civilian universities, but the opportunities for Laurier as part of the University Training Program for women through this program are extremely limited. Men, pointed out some of the more difficult problems The numbers game seems to be the crux of the Only 66 places of 400 nationwide are reserved for that face women in combat positions. problem facing women in the military. On the one hand, women. "There are still many old-fashioned men in the military the Forces are handcuffed by fiscal and legislative Captain Steve McNutt, a Military Career Counsellor who resist change because they just do not want to take restrictions and on the other hand are faced with the fact with the Kitchener Detachment of Canadian Forces orders from women. ! don'i see any problems myself that women do not seem to consider the military as a Recruiting, is quick to point out that the military is much other than quartering, but that could be fixed easily or viable career. more liberal than civilian business in hiring women for modesty would just have to fall by the wayside," said With the current economic recession and the tederaf non-traditional jobs. Hanna. government's plans to find employment for chronically "We have women who are heavy equipment operators, The Armed Forces is currently conducting a study to unemployed youth, many women are looking to the logicians, as well as military police, so no one can determine the viability of all-female combat units Armed Forces for a career. The opportunities for women accuse of o' slotting women into stereotypical jobs," because of the logistic problems associated with in the military are numerous, but the obstacles can be Said McNutt. combined male-female units. One of these problems is even greater than in civilian life. The military provides the type of training and pay illustrated by the Israeli experience with such units. The Possibly the most attractive of these advantages is the scales that women in civilian careers are still fighting for Israelis found that the male members of these special fact that the military guarantees equal pay for equal bitterly. units suffered a highercasualty rate than theircomrades work. The pay schedule in the military is structured so The picture is not as rosy as it seems, however. There in traditional battalions supposedly because men are that all persons of equal rank and equal training receive are many situations that work to the disadvantage of trained by society to protect. This factor along with the i'ne same pay. Women are expected to do the same work women in the military. Through fiscal and legislative moral considerations of men and women fighting in the as a man of equal rank and training. In fact, women are measures, the federal government strictly limits the same foxhole have prompted Parliament's decision to trained alongside men so that performance evaluations service capability of women. keep women out of combat roles. can be directly compared. The Treasury Board of Canada — which controls the "The only thing that seems to be holding us back from Women can enter the military through one of two Forces' purse strings — has strictly limited the total instituting all-female combat units is the simple fact that programs. The first is through a ten-and-a-half week number of Armed Forces personnel at 83,000 across there are no women experienced enough to lead a training program in one of 60 trades that prepare women Canada. The only way for anyone to enter the Forces, combat unit," according to Captain McNutt. "Women for jobs as diverse as cooks and air frame technicians. then, is for someone to drop out or retire. Needless to sometimes feei uncomfortable in a situation that they Fewer women enter the trade program because of say, competition is stiff as replacements are drawn from consider to be maie-dominated. The military cannot physical restrictions, but the opportunities are therefor the available recruits from around the country. place women if they don't bother to apply. For example, the determined female recruit. Parliament has decreed that women cannot fill we wanted to train some women as pilots, but our The Regular Officers Training Program (ROTP) is the potential combat roles. This means that women can recruiter had a hard time finding candidates after a other avenue through which women may enter into neither be in the infantry nor progress to a rank that cross-country search," Captain McNutt said.

IN THE TRENCHES by B. Cooper

Being in the military has given me a world of physically taxing, but also mentally taxing. We did and nourishing but tasteless, and 'playing war'. experience I might not otherwise have known. I am a not get very much sleep at night, about 6 hours if we During the day we went out on 'attack patrols'— 10 female officer in the Reserve Force of the Canadian were lucky, but usually only about 4 hours. Before people stalking an 'enemy sniper'— and at night we Armed Forces and attend training one or two nights a we were able to go to sleep our rifles had to gleam, learned defence. This meant digging trenches and week' with summer training courses and occasional the creases in our uniforms had to be able to cut then using them. Through hard experience, I found weekend training. paper and we had to be able to use our oxfords as that the coldest time of the night is between 3 a.m. Often when people find out that I am in the Militia mirrors. Inspections were held every morning and and 5 a.m.. they are shocked. The usual response is that they just the instructors were never completely satisfied. Perhaps the most exciting aspect of training in the could never picture me in the Army. Many of the No matter how long you worked, there was always field.is when you have just changed your socks and women that I know in the Militia do not "look the something not quite right. At times it was are letting your fedt breathe for a few minutes, and an type" either. I know of female transport drivers who discouraging. In fact, some people quit because the artillery simulator goes off. Then you have to pull on look more like cheerleaders than truck drivers. But inspections were so difficult. your boots, webbing and helmet, grab your rifle and they all enjoy their jobs, be they cooks, clerks, The days in the field were a little bit easier. There, run for your trench. I would trip over tree stumps medics, drivers or mechanics. inspection meant having a clean rifle, face and hands. and gopher holes while dashing for cover which is I have found, that as a result of my training, I have We barely slept at all though. The idea was for the how I broke my ankle. more self-confidence, personal pride, and self- instructors to push us as far mentally and physically My training made me realize that there are three discipline. as possible— and push they did. things which, in the field, are absolute luxuries- My training, thus far, has been in basic infantry. All I broke my ankle at the beginning of the course and clean feet, clean socks, and clean hair. One day I members of the Armed Forces are first and foremost did not find out until a week and a half later when I had the opportunity to wash my feet and hair, and infanteers, soldiers, no matter what rank or trade they change my clothes, and it was like being in heaven. are. Next summer I receive my specialized training in After that, I was ready to go out and take on the world, Supply. 'Perhaps the most exciting aspect training and at times it felt like I was. of Even difficult, I joined the Militia in part because I needed a job, in the field is when you have just changed though the training is physically very but also because the military has always intrigued for men as well as women, I still believe very strongly your socks and are letting your breathe me, having had many relatives serve in the Armed feet that women have a place in the Canadian Armed Forces during both world wars. When my brother for a few minutes, and an artillery simulator Forces— either integrated with the men, as now, or in joined the Militia as a medic and told me how much goes off.' a Canadian Women's Army Corps as in World War 11. he enjoyed it, I decided to give it a try. If the CWAC had not been disbanded after the war In the summer of 1982 I went through Private perhaps more women would be in the military than Recruit training in the government's Summer Youth there now are. Employment Program. I returned to my home town decided to see if it might have been sprained. I kept I have enjoyed my training with the Militia so far, after first term at university last year and while there I it wrapped in a tensor and tied my boot tightly though lying in a trench at 4 a.m. was definitely not joined the 18 Service Battalion as an Officer Cadet. enough so that the bone never dislocated and it had one of the high points, and look forward with This past summer, I completed the training required started healing by the time it was put in a cast. anticipation to my further training. It is an experience to receive my commission and promotion to Second Being in the field involved sleeping in improvised that is not suited to everyone, but for those who feel Lieutenant. When I returned to Laurier this fail i shelters made out of groundsheets if you got a strongly, or who are even slightly interested, I joined the Highland Fusiliers of Canada. chance to sleep and in 4 days I got about 4 hours strongly urge that you investigate the possibility of The training that I had this summer was not only sleep— eating combat rations that were well-balanced joining. After all, there really is no life like it! 12 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983 etcetera to be...to be... University of Waterloo Junior Thursday Sunday The School of Business & Farmers meeting tonight at8 p.m. in The Laurier Christian Fellowshio Economics presents guest speaker presents guest speaker Music at will Davitt Rm. 110, Campus Centre, (J.W. Come be Cultured! Join the Gays of Dr. Stainton, Dave KnigS Noon feature Roy President—Elect, " Guest speaker is George Barrie who top' C Moroney (France), Harpsichord WLU tour of the Art Gallery Sunday Operational Research, Society of the Together°t W°rking performing music of spent two years in New Guinea with afternoon. Leaving 2:30 p.m.. Pot U.K., Toward Maturity" jn the Gibbons and L. to speak on "The Role of Seminary Lounge. the CCISO. Everyone welcome. luck supper after. Come to a Supper at Couperin in Keffer Memorial. Mathematics in Problem Solving" in p.m., speaker 445 Admission free and coffeehouse for details, or call at 6.00 p.m.. All are everyone Science Fiction Club- The D&D the Rm. PI 025/27 from 1:00-2:00 p.m.. welcome. GLOW line. welcome. campaign will continue today at 5:30 "Gangster Genre" Film Screening— Parenting Programme - The p.m. in Rm. P3117. A club meeting Monday The Godfather II" (Coppola, 1975) Volunteer Probation Programme Kitchener Public Library hosts a will follow at 7:00 p.m.. For more will be showing in Rm. 2E7 at 7:15. presents a Mock Court to be held at discussion on effective parenting information call B. Searle at 744- Attention Ski Club Members! The Admission is free. 730 p.m. in the Provincial Court, Criminal Division, and communication skill at 730 3698. first FREE beer night will take place A "Stress Management" seminar 200 Frederick St, p.m.. Monica Heide, guest speaker, at Wilfs from Kitchener. Please arrive Professor C.F. Mcßae, retired 8:30-11:30 p.m.. Note: given by Virginia Robinson of WLU between 7 is currently involved with running must haveyour p.m. and 730 p.m. (prompt, Professor of English, will 'The membership and I.D. Counselling Services, will be held in please' parenting programs in Kitchener- review card. the doors are locked at 730). Little Drummer Girl' by John Le the PMC at 12:00 noon. Sponsored All who Waterloo. Bring your questions, your SilentFilm Screening- 'The by the WLU Staff Association. are interested are welcometo attend. Carre, at 12:15 p.m. at the Kitchener Student This is an answers, your problems, your of Prague' (Galeen, Germany, 1926) Faculty and students welcome. opportunity for the public Public Library. to leam successes! All are welcome. will be shown in Rm. 2E7 at something about the 7:00 Criminal Justice The Chinese Students' Association p.m.. Admission is free. System. hosts a Badminton Tournament Wednesday with singles and doubles for both Friday Writing Skills Program to be held Thursday Tuesday from 11:30-12:30 p.m. in Rm. males and females on Sat. Nov. 19 Open house at the home of 2-205. Music at Noon will feature Jan (finals on Sun. Nov. 20) in the Lutheran Chaplain Paul Bosch at Exam Skills Program to be held The Meetthe Author Series presents Overduin performing organ music of Athletic Complex. Last day for sign- 730 p.m. at 157 Albert St from 1:00-2:00 p.m. in Rm. 4-305. a Celebration of Authors from 12:00 J. S. Bach in Leupold ConcertXVlll in up is today by 7:00 p.m.. For further noon to 4:00 p.m. in the Concourse. the Keffer Memorial Evening concert will Writing Skills Program to be held Chapel. information, please contact Sam feature the WLCI Admission is free and everyone is Admission free and Wind Ensemble, from p.m. in Rm. 5-207. everyone Chu at 885-2546, or any executive Michael Purves- 3:00-4:00 welcome. welcome. member. Smith, conductor, at 8:00 p.m. in the Drop Public Theatre Auditorium. Admission: in to the Kitchener Adults-$4, Students Library a by and Seniors-$2, and view display the High School Royal Ontario Museum entitled, Students admitted free with 1.D.. Everyone 'High Stepping: Elevations welcome. classifieds in Sixteen! 'em! Footwear' from today until Nov. 29. Qa|e Attention Potential Student Count Sixteen studs £_ Ui OQIC The Ski Club is sad to announce that Placement Officers: Get an edge for a non-stop male cabaret. Call Saturday Yup, the ski bum contest that was to take 10,000 different original movie getting THE job. Thursday, guys? we got 'em. All shapes Chinese Movies! C.SA and place in the Concourse on Nov. 16th. The posters. Catalogue $2.00- December lat 12:00 noon in Rm. sizes—blonds, brunettes, even a presents 'The Snake Eagle redhead! ethnic was cancelled due to a few technical In The Mnemonics Ltd., Dept "T" no 9 2E7. Watch for details in PCS. Many backgrounds. Shadow' (a highly entertaining Kung l™- »» problems. However, it has been 3600 21 aSt N.E., Calgary, Alta, The organizaitaHl meeting of the ""Me c Fu movie) at 6:00 p.m. and 9:30 moved to the Ski Club's first FREE T2E6V6 - Radicals Against Prep? and p.m., and 'The _ • oo4oouy 004-2912. Glory of the Sunset' at „ nn m or A service Beer Night at Wilfs on Nov. 21. 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THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983 13 ENTERTAINMENT Gutsy rockabilly with Johnny Dee Fury by Chuck Kirkham been on the last two tours. What if they had a concert and Originally from Campbellford, nobody Johnny Dee Fury had came? Ontario — a small town near to be asking himself this after his Peterborough —Fury moved to Los concert last Thursday which drew Angeles when he was 16. less than fifty people to the Waterloo Motor Inn. "I went to Los Angeles because I Fury, one of Canada's leading felt there were things I could leam rockabilly artists at age 26, is there that I couldn't in Canada." he currently on a swing through said. Fury stayed in California for Ontario. Right now, though, he is almost eight years and felt that it was more concerned with finishing his well worthwhile. second album. "In many ways Canada is the His stop at the Motor Inn last bushleague in comparison to New Thursday was his second in 1983 York City or Los Angeles. I have met and attendance was a far cry from so many musicians up here that are what it was last spring. When he first so naive about the music industry," played Waterloo last February he said Fury.

Despite the small audience, Johnny Dee Fury played with his usual raw and aggressive style. played in Ruby's and filled the place. In Los Angeles he played small Fury handled the situation well, gigs, working his way up through though, and quickly set up a good club circuit. He eventually got into rapport with the audience. some session and recording work Playing mostly his own music, and worked with some opening acts both new and old, he kept the small in California. crowd enthused and happy. Fury felt comfortable enough to Rockabilly is repetitive by nature, but return to Canada after he received Fury was able to keep the attention of some offers from RCA to record. the audience by playing not one, not This resulted in his first solo album, two, but three different instruments. Bom to Bop. He has since dropped For the most part he bounced back RCA and is expecting his second and forth between his lead guitarand album early in 1984. The single for electric piano with the occasional this album, Don't Worry Baby, will be stop at the snare drums. available on a twelve inch E.P. His piano playing was the most This single is getting awayfrom his memorable, bringing an edge to his rockabilly image and is influenced by music that his guitar playing seemed Motown. "The music I play is to lack His key bashing was basically good time rock 'n' roll. It somewhat comparable to combines influences of the early'sos something Jerry Lee Lewis would rockabilly with the mid-'6os sound bang out—fast, driving, and great. such as the Beatles and Motown," he explained. Fury is a solo act with a drummer Fury is an act very much worth and bass back-up. His bass player, seeing. He is new, fresh, raw, Texas Dave Bowes from Toronto, aggressive, and fun in a concert has been with Fury for a year while setting, even with only fifty people in the drummer, Wally Cameron, has the audience.

Photo by Chuck Kirkham

"The music I play is basically good time rock 'n' roll It combines influences of the early '50srockabilly with the mid-'6os sound such as the Beatles and Motown."

Photo by Chuck Klrttham 14 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983 Quality Guaranteed Used Records fc Bought, Sold, Traded I Rock, Blues, Jazz, R&B entertainment Up to $2.50 paid for a single I.p. More for Doubles, Collectibles

297 King St. East 1 Kitchener, Ontario |§ Doin' it right (519) 744-1370 j by Don Bannister As the clock in the «======—=—=—==——————==-=-91 Turret edged towards ten last Thursday and liquor sales approached infinity, six casually-dressed musicians took to the stage. Cheering enthusiastically, the small but receptive crowd of about 150 quickly filled the dance floor as The Powder Blues began a show of their unique musical creativity. Lasting more than 75 minutes, the Blues' first set consisted of many songs which, although unfamiliar, were obviously enjoyed by the crowd! Lyrics werekept to a minimum as the band members took turns performing solos. These tended to inhibit dance activity, although ardent fans were able to overcome this obstacle. Guitarist Tom Lavin added some variety at one point by walking out into the crowd during an extended lead. Diversity is a key aspect of The Powder Blues. Their musical capabilities range from trumpet and tenor sax to electric piano, and their individual backgrounds stretch from Vancouver to Virginia. Closing the first set, Lavin encouraged the masses to keep drinking. The well- timed recess provided a much- needed break for some fans, enabling them to later renew their Do YOG you have frantic pace. Upon the Blues' return, several something to members of the audience rather say? astutely noted that the musician's eyeballs appeared to have radically Say it with CORD CLASSIFIEDS! changed in both form and size. This, however, had little effect on the A real bargain at 5C a word Photo by Rolf Thiessen performance, as the band continued Deadline: Mondays at noon in its tight and energetic form. Lavin, the central component of I J the group, capitalized on lulls Last Thursday's Turret between numbers to introduce his performance validated cohorts and make sales pitches to The Powder Blues the crowd regarding their latest album: It's call Red Hot, True Blue

Band's role of bringing — and if you're in the stores, pick it instrument-oriented up." blues to the music- Midway through their second set, hungry throngs. The Blues rocked the Turret with their well-known hit Thirsty Ears. li - '#' Several medlies later, the group ended with Doin' it Right (on the Wrong Side of Town).

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by Bruce Arculus and Matt Johnston Room of Fools lived up to their name last Saturday at the Coronet. Playing mainstream new wave hits to the mixed reactions of 125 people, the band appeared singularity indistinctive in musical ability, stage presence, and appearance. Lead singer Roger Psutka was obviously the focal point of the band, which seemed to rely quite heavily upon his antics for their show. Psutka was eye-shadowed and heavily rouged in appearance and adorned STANLEY'S i in green Elmer Tuominen pajamas, while the rest of the band was clothed quite conventionally. BURGERS I ,n 9^University, n11-nnamuuam n11-nnnmuupm W Waterloo j m across from WL .u. WLCI alumnus featured in new wave band

They started off the show with passable renditions of Duran Duran and Devo songs, then blew it when Psutka forgot the words to Talking Heads' song Burning Down The ANNUAL House. It was quite noticeable that he was continually referring to a song sheet, and he still made several errors. BOOK SALE Quite often they teased the uncertain Coronet crowd with snippets of hard rock grind music as an intro to their material. It was a case of unkept promises as many by Bruce Arculus found these musical bits more to main 20% their liking than the OFF! material. Room of Fools singer Roger Psutka hides his song sheet from an indifferent Coronet crowd. Name change in order? member of the band that has such Psutka said "we've been writing our training is keyboardist Mark Willms, own stuff for about a month-and-a- Room of Fools was careful to who received his degree at WLCJ. half." They were negotiating with NOV. choose material that was not at all Room of Fools has been together Platinum Records of Toronto for a challenging from a musical for about a year now. They were recording contract based on a yet-to- standpoint. Most of the songs were formerly known as "Verticle," but be-recorded demo tape. played in the same key and have reformed their band with Psutka listed his main musical or influences G2, the Fixx, Gltravox, 21-25 contained only three four cords. guitarist Ron Watson, bassist Paul as Psutka's pseudo-British new wave Morris, drummer Jim Goodwin, and Tears for Fears. accent was dropped backstage as he keyboardist Mark Willms, and After hearing Room of Fools, it revealed that he's lived in Kitchener Psutka. seems that a name change based on (texts excluded) all his life. Psutka noted that he has Room of Fools didn't perform any one of their idols may be in order — no musical training; the only original material last Saturday, but perhaps Tears for Fools.

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it Please call 884-2990 sound and does all very well. permanent orbit in his final Culture a Club is four-man band performance with those Spiders although in reality the group is from Mars of his early days. But that Culture Club comprised of three men and one Colour by Numbers farewell concert has just been woman. Boy George, the flamboyant released on vinyl with Ziggy Stardust: vocalist, serves as the centerpiece for The Motion Picture. It may have been the band; his soothing, captivating well worth the wait. Questions for voice is the focal point for the listener. The melodies are provided Anyone who saw Bowie on his by guitarist Ray Hay, percussionist most recent tour would probably Your Jon Moss, and bassist Mikey Craig. agree that the man has the premiere Perhaps the greatest difference act on the rock circuit today. The between this and Culture Club's first same was true back then. Photographer... album is the addition of Helen Terry who provides back-up vocals. The There have, however, been some contrast between Terry's voice and changes in the past 10 years. that of Boy George gives the band an Today's Bowie is much more Who will take my photo? added dimension. refined, and with the status he gained How much experience does he have? The band pre-released two cuts in the '70s, he has gathered around from the album, both initially as him a group of musicians whose How many proofs will I see? imports with the first later released stage performance is no less than domestically. Church of the Poison perfect. What about a retake? Mind came out early in the summer and just recently has begun its climb by Greg Rapier The band from his Ziggy Stardust up the record charts. It isan excellent era—then one of the best The latest release from Boy example touring IS RETOUCHING, MOUNTING, dance track and is the best groups—had some rough edges. George and the gang is bound to be Terry of the Boy George/Helen vocal But they were a one of the best album releases of bunch of wild-eyed SPRAYING AND A FREE contrast. boys drifting recent Colour by on their own times. Numbers— "freecloud"—young CLASS PHOTO INCLUDED IN the follow-up to the band's first On the whole, Colour by Numbers dudes headed a for rock 'n' roll suicide. And release, Kissing to be Clever— is truly gentle LP—one that is sure those THE PRICE? to become memorable album of rough edges —Mick Ronson's succeeds in exhibiting the wide a the '80s. For Culture Club fans it freestyle guitar, T.J. Bolder's range of talents they possess. The you a must purchase and would be a wandering basslines, Mike Garson's album runs the spectrum from old is If not, how much extra? great addition to anyone's record haunting piano—all came together time R&B to the current new music collection. Boy George et al have to deliver an energetic, electrified How long do I keep my negatives? w given us their second great album sound achieved only through the and we can only wait and see what spontaneity of a live performance TO ANSWER THESE DR. G.A. GRANT they will come up with next. such as this. It adds a great deal to QUESTIONS CALL: DR. Y.J. GRANT Bowie's music, which has also gone DR. through a metamorphosis. D.C. LUTZI David Bowie DR. J.E. HOHNER Ziggy Stardust: He played a harder style ofrock, far The Motion Picture removed from the music of Let's OPTOMETRISTS Dance, but rock that puts the Def Forde Leppards, the Loverboys, and the rest of Qlo7's axe grinders to 232 King St. N. Ch-ch-changes shame. AC/DC has nothing to WATERLOO Pretty soon you're gonna get older compare with Bowie's Watch That Studio Ch-ch-changes Man, Suffragette City, Width of a across from the WLU me Circle, or Moonage Daydream. Athletic Complex Time may change 745-8637 But I can't trace time -David Bowie, "Changes" If there's one feature of Bowie .vhich has remained the same, it's Our reputation says it all for appointments call by Mark Hall the voice. That distinctive, crystal- 885-2574 It's been a decade since David clear voice still covers the wide tonal Bowie launched Ziggy Stardust into range it did a decade ago.

■ THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983 17 SPORTS Hawks win Laurier Invitational

by I. Raymond half-time lead with 14 and 13 points respectively. It was a very successful weekend The Hawks dominated in the for the basketball Hawks as they won second half. An injury to Titan star the Ninth Annual WLU Invitational Dan Berry in the early seconds of the Basketball Tournament. The win half contributed to the Titans' marked the first tournament win for downfall. No credit can be taken the Hawks in three years. The last away from the Hawks, however, as time the Hawks won the Invitational they played excellent ball to win the was in 1978. championship game 94-70. Top The first team the Hawks played scorers for Laurier were Steve was the University of Toronto Blues. Forden with 21 points, Chuck The Hawks came out fast and built a Klassen with 20 points and Dave 194 lead after eight-and-a-half MacNeil with 18 points. minutes of play. Although the game "Our guys played very well, began in a lopsided manner, the particularly in the second half. Blues were able to come back and Everything went well for us — we play some competitive ball. The made the shots and collected the Hawks prevailed, however, and came rebounds well, too," noted Chris away with a 72-58 win. The big Coulthard. "Our shooting shooters for Laurier were Steve percentage was about 66 per cent Forden with 22 points and Doug which is 10 to 15 per cent higher Aitchison with 13 points. Dave Byck than average," Coulthard added. collected eight rebounds. The manager for the Titans was Earlier in the evening, the disappointed with the outcome, Waterloo Titans earned a spot in the saying "We can definitely play better final with a 91-82 win over the than this...We were just flat." University of Western Ontario In the consolation final, Western Mustangs. The Titans received a thumped G of T by a score of 82-58. strong performance from Dan Berry Two Golden Hawks made the All- who scored 40 points. Tournament team — Dave MacNeil The Hawks were matched with a and Steve Forden. Forden was voted formidable team in the finals. The Most Valuable Player. Also on the All- Waterloo Titans are the reigning Tournament squad were Scott Ontario Senior Men's Intermediate MacKenzie and Ross Hurd from "A" Champions. Included in their win Western and Dan Berry ofthe Titans. column this year is a victory over last The next tournament for the year's CIACJ runner-up Waterloo Hawks is the Naismith Classic to be Warriors. played this weekend at the University Photo by Paul Gomme Both teams played well to start off of Waterloo. The first game the Tournament MVP Steve Forden (10) gets an easy basket team the championship game. The Hawks Hawks play is against Acadia at the as mate Dave MacNeil (30) looks on during game one of the Invitational last Friday. The Hawks came back from a quick seven-point PAC on Friday. Game time is 3:00 defeated the G of T Blues 72-58 to move into the championship game against the Waterloo The deficit to gain a lead which they never p.m.. Coach Coulthard is Titans. Hawks downed the Titans 94-70 to take the tournament for the first time since 1978. Forden paced the Hawks with exciting with 22 points against the Blues and 21 relinquished. Dave MacNeil and anticipating an game points against the Titans. Dave Byck led the Hawks to a 43-35 Acadia, so don't miss it!

Road trip to Sudbury Hockey Hawks drop one, tie one

by John "Sandy" Sanderson Voyageurs tied it threeall at the 15:49 seconds into the period. Hawk Blake found itself down 3-0. Beric Sykes man disadvantage and may have The hockey Hawks' recent road mark. Todd Stark put the Hawks up Hull got the go-ahead goal—his started the uphill battle with his taken the lead on three different trip north to Laurentian may best be by one goal exactly one minute later. second of the night—at the 5:41 powerplay goal at the 12:18 mark on occasions. Unfortunately a miscue summed up with the word "Ouch." Peter Black and Rob Holody drew the mark. Dave Banton and Wilf which Gazzola and Whistle assisted. behind the Hawks' net gave The Hawks tied the Voyageurs 6-6 in assists. The period closed with the Rellinger assisted on Laurier's Todd Stark got the Hawks' second Laurentian a free puck and their go- the first game and were beaten 64 in Hawks leading 4-3, but outshot 11-8. second powerplay goal. goal just two minutes later with help ahead goal with 7:25 remaining. the second game during their road The second period opened the The shorthanded Hawks were from Glencross and Casey. The First feelings were that both the ref trip to Sudbury. Hawks' eyes as they soon discovered forced to play a defensive style of period closed at a 3-3 tie as Kevin and the linesmen worked together in game one, the scoring started the type of game Laurentian would hockey for the remaining part of the Casey got the Hawks' third goal on a effectively to cement the Voyageur's early. It first appeared as though the force them to play. Slashing, period. This eventually led to victory. Hawks would walk away'with yet hooking and all-out trench warfare in Laurentian's tying goal with only 56 Defenceman Ray Kremer was hit another victory. Ray Kremer blasted the comers resulted in the Hawks seconds remaining. from behind then tripped by a his shot home just two minutes and being penalized for a total of 16 The final period was a bit better. Laurentian 6 linesman which gave the Voyageurs 10 seconds into the period. minutes. The refs seemed to The Hawks' bus legs appeared to a clear breakaway. The final Glencross and Sykes assisted. On penalize retaliatory action only when fade and they began to show life Laurier 4 outcome was a Laurentian goal and the same shift only a minute and 39 taken by the Hawks. again. Questionable penalties a 6-4 victory. seconds later, Mike Gazzola rifled his followed and Laurentian got the go- The Hawks are used to poor shot between the pipes with Halliday ahead goal at the 6:19 mark officiating after playing against and Sykes getting the assists. Laurier 6 With just under four minutes to powerplay with under five minutes American teams. "In actual fact the The two-goal lead was short-lived play Kevin Casey saved the Hawks remaining. Stark and Hull drew the team was out-played, out-muscled, as the Voyageurs got their first goal Laurentian 6 with the tying goal. Stark and assists. and out-performed", exclaimed only 41 seconds later. The tying goal Rellinger assisted and the game Period two saw onlytwo goals, with coach Wayne Gowing. "The team came just over six minutes into the ended in a 6-6 tie. another powerplay goal for must realize that every team wanted period. Laurier's Blake Hull put the The Voyageurs successfully Game two was no different as the Laurentian and Laurier's tying goal to beat them as they're the defending Hawks up by one with his shot going rattled the Hawks off their control Hawks were outshot 43-32. Many by Peter Black. Whistle and Casey champs," he added. to the top left corner at the 8:40 game of hockey. The outsized and times the Voyageurs were the ones drew their second assists of the The Hawks' next home game will jriark. Rob Whistle and Paul out played Hawksfaced 21 shots and controlling the intimidated Hawk night. be on Wednesday November 23 Roantree assisted on this powerplay only managed three of their own. team. It didn't take long for the The third period was almost when they take on cross-town rivals goal. The Voyageurs came out flying and Voyageurs to capitalize on the flust- indescribable. The Hawks were Waterloo Warriors. Game time is The lead was cut again as the hitting, and tied the game just 47 ered Hawks and the team quickly outshot 12-8 but staved off a two- 8:00 p.m.. 18 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983 the sports

PEZA& SUBS HOURS:

- Monday Thu rsd ay 1 1:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m. Friday & Saturday 1 1:00 a. m. - 3:00 a. m.

p.m. - Laurier Sunday 4:00 bumps 12:00 a.m. Guelph PICK UP AND DELIVERY by Theresa Noonan With two wins behind them, the team CALL 886-6122 travelled to The women's volleyball team kept up its winning ways Windsor on Saturday for what Coach Leach believed 160 University Ave. W., Waterloo last Wednesday as they defeated Guelph in three straight would be an important match. The Hawks suffered their (In the Un i ve rsi t y Shops Plaza) games. According to Coach Leach, the Gryphons never first regular season loss at the hands of the Lancers, who really got into the match, allowing the Hawks to win took the match three games to one. rather easily. The scores were 15-6, 15-8, and 15-13. The Hawks made a number of careless mistakes Coach Leach decided to play some of the rookies in during the match. Setting in particular was not up to par. the last two games to give them the necessary game This game broke the girls' winning streak but taught Razor Edge experience. It was their first time in league action and them some lessons that will come in handy in future Coach Leach was pleased with their performance. games. of Waterloo welcomes you! Pw Setter Jo-anne Thompson played well in game three The Hawks' next game is on November 22 at Brock. Men's & Women's Hairstyling of the match. Other key players noted by Leach were On November 29 at 8;00 p.m. the Hawks will hpst i fV Sue Kipfer, Janice Cheverie and Laurie Forhan. McMaster. &Oj Men $7.00 Women $7.50 Complete with Blow Dry Women's tennis Hours:

- Mon. - closed Tues. & Wed. -8:30 5:45 A strong showing

- Thurs. & Fri. - 8:30 6:00

- - Sat. 8:00 3:30 by Sue Kleinhenz finish. The team closed in tenth place season. The 1983 women's with McMaster and University of Special thanks to Steve Davis for 28 University Ave. East varsity tennis his consisted of four Toronto tying for the overall time and patience at practices, to Between Regina & Weber St., Waterloo season Leach tournaments at various clubs championship. Cookie for her organization and support, 886-2060 throughout Ontario. The first, a and to Ed Andrulis of The high quality of women's play Northfield singles ranking tournament at York Raquet Club for his tennis this year made the season enjoyable and University, set the positions of the tips advice. Because the team to play as well as to watch. Laurier's was without a players into various flights for the coach, special thanks team is unseasoned but their to Leslie final tournament held at White Oaks go Weichel fortaking some enthusiasm and determination responsibility Tennis Club in St. Catherines. in organization as well THE should prepare them for the 1984 as sitting in at coaches' meetings. The final results saw Lori Boland, a LAURIER SKI CLUB first-year player, earn the most singles points by winning her flight. PRESENTS: Michele Knowles, another rookie, was defeated by her teammate to Volleyball team MONT I achieve second place in the same SMUGGLER'S flight. Leslie Weichel (a second-year STE. ANNE player) and her sister Lynn (a first- NOTCH QUEBEC CITY year player) gained third place spots spiked by VERMONT JAN 11-15 in their respective flights. Sandy Guelph FROM ONLY $175 Matheson collected a fourth place READING WEEK finish and Diane Filo won the by Dave "Frenchy" Brunelle really well. I was a little, disappointed FEB 19-24 I consolation draw. Both Matheson The volleyball Hawks failed to play with the bumping which got ONLY $285 and Filo are playing for their firstyear to their potential last Wednesday as progressively worse as the game on the tennis team. Guelph defeated Laurier in three went 0n...1 hope we play better when The doubles tournaments were straight games, 15-13, 15-8, 15-2. we meet Waterloo." both held in Waterloo with Laurier The first game could have gone The Hawks playtomorrow (Friday) VISIT OUR BOOTH IN THE CONCOURSE hosting the finals. Sue Kleinhenz and either way as the Hawks kept pace night against the Waterloo Warriors EVERY WEDNESDAY 10am-2pm Leslie Weichel, in their second year with Guelph. Ahead 94, Laurier who have one of the top players in seemed to be in control ofthe the OR CONTACT JAN DESROCHES as a doubles team, captured the game, country, Dave Jones. Jones will runner-up title in their flight after but Guelph ended up winning the be joining Canada's national team in AT 886-0471 being upset by a team from Windsor. set January in preparation for the 1984 Lynn Weichel and Sandy Matheson "The first game was close all the Olympic games in Los Angeles. It ONLY A LIMITED NUMBER obtained an eighth-place position way," coach Smith pointed out should prove to be a very exciting HURRY, "They're not necessarily that much match. The game starts at 8:00 p.m. OF OPENINGS and Lori Boland and Michele LEFT! Knowles showed a fourth-place better than we are, but they played in the WLCI Athletic Complex. BEGINNERS WELCOME TOO! Tamiae on Ice * The results left the Stars demoralized, having yet by Darren Martin to taste victory. Stars' forward Pete Jamieson was heard The Tamiae Hockey League continued action last to mumble, "I doubt if we will win a game all year." There week with three games being played. Attendance at the has also been some talk around the league that the games continues to increase as the word spreads unbeaten Rangers were stacked. This couldn't have around campus that this hockey is great entertainment. anything to do with the fact that league executives play There was a good crowd on hand for Thursday night's for this club. Honestly, though, team selection was done game. (Who was that broad, anyways?) at random. The game Thursday saw the Leafs shut out the Stars In brief, on Sunday night the Bruins beat the Stars and 3-0. Doug Smith played an unusually strong game for the Rangers handled the Wirjgs both by 5-3 scores. Fans the Leafs to earn the shutout. (What kind of drugs were are out of luck if theyhope to get tickets for this Sunday's you on during that 13-3 performance, Doug?) Stars' game between the Rangers and the Stars because it is goalie Paul Miller played a solid game to keep the completely sold out. Scalpers are expecting to do a brisk contest close. O'Hara, Canapini and Zamora scored the business at the door however, and demandfor tickets is goals for the Leafs. known to be price inelastic. 5 -J^vT hawk talk

Hockey Men's Basketball WLG at Cornell University, NY Naismith Tournament Women's Basketball November 19 University of Waterloo WLG at Guelph WLG vs Waterloo November 18, 19, 20 November 20 at 8.00 p.m. Just a Place to Eat November 23 at 8:00 p.m. November 18 at 3:00 p.m WLG vs Brock Arena WLG vs Acadia But a Place to Meet Waterloo Movember 23 at 8:00 p.m. Athletic Complex Victoria W. St. Kitchener Men's Volleyball 578-9370 WLG vs Waterloo Women's Volleyball Swimming 111 J November 18 at 8:00 p.m. WLG at Brock WLXJ at Queen's Invitational Meet Athletic Complex November 22 at 8:00 p.m. Movember 19 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983 19 sports

Soccer SidelineKelly by Theresa Megabucks. $8 million. Not a bad night's work (actually only 59 minutes worth) for Marvin Hagler who retained his middleweight all-stars boxing title with a unanimous decision over Roberto Duran last Thursday. Three members of the Hawks' soccer team were selected for the Boxing certainly is an amazing sport Where else can you make CXIAA west all-star team — Paul Scholz, Manny Apolinario, and Steffan that kind erf money in just a few hours? That's where the money is. Kerry. Western had four selections, and McMaster and Windsor had All you business students who want to make a comfortable living in two each. investment or accounting, latch onto a boxer and offer to help him deal with all that money...

"Simply a marvellous victory, Mad Dog Duane. Once you catch your breath we can get down to the nitty-gritty business deals that will make you even more marvellous than you already are. "fve been doing a few minor calculations, Mad Dog. Let's see— $8 million divided by 59 minutes. That's $135,593.22 a minute! We've simply got to find an investment that can bring you the same type of return on your money. "Now I know you'd like to buy a new house for your mother and the 26 grandchildren, but we simply can't waste it all like that There are a lot of people out there who see boxing as no more than glorified street fighting between two overgrown kids. I think an old boxer named Ali had a lot to do with that Your nickname is Mad Dog Duane—that won't do. We've got to do something to change your image, so you'll be as Canadian as back bacon and snow. "There are people out there who get angry when they read about the kind of money you make. You're many times a millionaire just for beating someone's brains out Now maybe we can't change the violent nature of boxing but we can certainly make Mad Dog a lovable human being. Manny Apolinario Steffan Kerry Paul Scholz R. Ewing and Pierre Trudeau as "Right now you're on par with J. •right (defence) the most want neighbours. But •rookie fullback •fourth straight year as unpopular people anyone would as (offence) CXJAA all- by following these ideas, you'll become so popular they'll invite you •plays midfield •second year player but only first star •scored winning goal against to be Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade, or else sing "O, year at this position •plays centre back (defence) Canada" for the Grey Cup. Waterloo •played consistent soccer all •leading scorer on the team •has incredible future at WL(J "First you buy a university. That'll make you popular with the an season •dominant defensive player student population. And you make the tuition real low so everyone can easily afford it Plus you give out honorary degrees to everyone you humilated in the ring. "Second, buy a domed stadium in Toronto. Everytime it snows during a football game and the fans stay nice and dry they'll think scoreboard Hockey standings about that nice Mad Dog who made it all possible. volleyball standings "Third, Men's volleyball standings Women's start doing commercials. Look what those Coke soft W L T F A P drink G commercials did for Mean Joe Greene's image. He gave his Laurier 4 1 2 43 21 10 MP MW ML T? MP MW ML TP shirt to 7 football a small boy and everyone loved him. We'll get you Toronto 5 5 0 0 50 15 10 Weston 2 2 0 4 Waterloo 2 2 0 4 commercials for wholesome products like milk, baby shampoo, ice Brock 7 4 2 1 33 41 9 Waterloo 2 2 0 4 McMaster 2 2 0 4 cream...maybe even your own video game. Launentian 6 4 1 1 33 28 9 Laurier 2 112 Laurier 3 2 1 4 "The best plan in my eyes is to buy the Dallas Cowboys. I know Guelph 7 4 3 0 34 27 8 Guelph 2 1 1 2 Windsor 3 2 1 4 $40-$5O the million price tag is a little out of your range, but it McMaster 6 3 2 1 34 Brock 2 0 2 0 Brock 1 0 1 0 would be worth it Their nickname is "America's And 30.7 2 team." Western 7 3 3 1 33 31 7 McMaster 0 2 0 Western 2 0 2 0 besides, Tom Landry comes with the deal. He could give a few you Waterloo 7 3 3 1 30 40 7 Guelph 3 0 3 0 lessons on being clean cut RMC 8 2 4 2 41 6 Results "Okay, Mad Dog, if you're to 53 Intramural Hockey Standings determined spend some of your Queen's 7 2 4 1 27 5 Waterloo 3 Brock 0 included) money 1 a sports editor 32 0 (This week's games not foolishly, know certain who would just love York 5 2 3 0 23 4 Western 3 McMaster a Ferrari..." 24 W L T PTS Ryerson 5 1 4 0 16 2 Guelph 3 Laurier 0 Football picks: to see the Eskimos 35 The Unit 4 0 8 Glad Edmonton lose 49-22 to Windsor 4 0 4 0 12 0 0 the Winnipeg Blue Bombers. Now we'll have a different Grey Cup 23 TNCJC 4 10 8 change. Molesters winner for a Toronto will beat Hamilton or else lose all the Results Intramural soccer final standings 3 0 17 respect they've gained in the last two years. will beat Eye Phelta Thi 117 B.C. Winnipeg Waterloo 6 Ryerson 4 G W L T FT 3 and then meet Toronto in the Grey Cup. As for the Vanier Cup on Molson Canadians 3 10 6 Laurentian 6 Team 4 (Beer Brigade) 4 3 1 7 Saturday, I'm picking the Calgary Dinos to beat Queen's. Laurier 4 0 Delegates II 2 2 0 4 Toronto 11 RMC 4 Team 3 (Fading Quickly) 4 2 115 OFFcam I Team (A-l) 12 2 3 Guelph 6 Windsor 3 1 4 112 4 Brew crew Team 2 (B24's) 12 13 Brock 8 RMC 7 4 12 13 Brew-ins 11 Team 5 (A3 Willison) 1 0 3 Laurier 6 Laurentian 6 4 0 3 1 OFFcam II 0 4 0 0 Queen's 6 Western 5 Horncusters 0 5 0 0 4 team 1 WLU Basketball Final: team vs Johnny E. Sop Invitational Dogs destroy Beer CXIAA rugby final sports by Tournament results A-l Atomic quiz Brigade 6-2 to become Waterloo 19 York 3 Waterloo Titans 91 Western 82 Laurier 72 Toronto 58 the champions. Consolation final: Western 82 CIACI soccer final 1. Who is the current NCAA division passing leader and what school Toronto 58 Laurentian 2 McGill 1 does he play for? Championship final: Laurier 94 Intramural champs (double overtime) 2. Who is: Waterloo 70 a) The Freak? men's tennis Steve Wyers b) Ralph Hanover? Women's basketball c) standings soccer A-l Humpty Dumpty? football Outlaws 6-0 over d) G W L T F P Thurderbirds in O.T. The Iron Man? A squash Dave e) 2 2 0 0 152 4 Lissaman Manassa Mauler? Windsor 107 men's volleyball Willison B 3. What part Brock 0 0 90 2 of Australia II was considered controversial during the 57 women's tennis Jill Hockin Cup? Guelph 0 0 0 0 0 America's 0 0 women's squash Marg Foy 4. What is former Heisman McMaster 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 trophy winner (1959) Billy Cannon, an AFL women's volleyball B2 or not 2B star, doing these days? Laurier 1 0 1 0 39 83 0 co-ed softball LA Bats 5. Name the coach of the St Louis Blues. Western 1 0 1 0 68 69 0 6. Who is the oldest active NCAA division 1 basketball coach? Name the Waterloo 1 0 1 0 57 90 0 school he coaches for. 7. Who is this year's I world Results Formula racing champion? Windsor 69 8. What tennis player won third Western 68 his straight Canadian open tennis Windsor 83 Laurier 39 3. the keel championship in 1983? 4. serving a five-year jail term for 9. Brock 90 Waterloo 57 Answers Who was the winner of the 100 meter dash at the 1983 World Track & counterfeiting Field Championships held in Helsinki, Finland? 1. Steve Young, Brigham Young 5. Jacques Demers 10. Name the winner of the women's NYC marathon. How many years Vanier Cup semi-final football 2. a) Dominique Wilkens 6. Ray Meyer, DePaul has she won the race? b) the horse that won the 1983 7. Nelson Piquet 11. Queen's 22 Toronto 7 Langer question: How much money did Larry Pease and Phil Reily Vanier Cup: Queen's vs Little Brown Jug 8. Ivan Lendl receive Calgary for their catches in the Puget Sound fishing derby? November 19at 1.00p.m. at Varsity c) Skip Walker 9. Carl Lewis (USA) Stadium d) Garry Gnger 10. Grete Waitz, five years e) Sonny Liston 11. $500,000 each [THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, November 17, 1983" 20

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