Montana Kaimin, October 12-18, 2016 Students of the University of Montana, Missoula
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University of Montana ScholarWorks at University of Montana Associated Students of the University of Montana Montana Kaimin, 1898-present (ASUM) 10-12-2016 Montana Kaimin, October 12-18, 2016 Students of the University of Montana, Missoula Let us know how access to this document benefits ouy . Follow this and additional works at: https://scholarworks.umt.edu/studentnewspaper Recommended Citation Students of the University of Montana, Missoula, "Montana Kaimin, October 12-18, 2016" (2016). Montana Kaimin, 1898-present. 6926. https://scholarworks.umt.edu/studentnewspaper/6926 This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Associated Students of the University of Montana (ASUM) at ScholarWorks at University of Montana. It has been accepted for inclusion in Montana Kaimin, 1898-present by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks at University of Montana. For more information, please contact [email protected]. OCTOBER 12-18, 2016 / 12-18, OCTOBER MONTANAKAIMIN.COM MONTANAKAIMIN.COM / THE LAST BEST COLLEGE COLLEGE BEST THE LAST THE YEAR OF THE DEPLORABLE @montanakaimin facebook.com/montanakaimin HOW THE ALT-RIGHT IS HIJACKING CONSERVATIVE POLITICS page 7 BALLOT INITIATIVESPAGE 13 PAGE 12 DEBATE DRINKING GAME PAGE 13 ATHLETES IN THE OFFICE PAGE 15 OPINION ON THE COVER Photo illustration by Rene Sanchez BIG UPS & BACKHANDS The Kaimin’s take on this week’s winners and losers. Have a big up or backhand to contrib- ute? Tweet us at @montanakaimin! Backhands to Trump for literally describing sexual assault last week. If you still think that’s okay, we’re sure SARC is happy to an- swer your questions. (406-243-4429) Backhands to Crady for getting rid of bu- reaucratic holds that cancel students’ classes and also for releasing class schedules two semeseters in advance so students can plan their year. Oh wait, is this what an effective school administrator looks like? Week of 10/10/16 - 10/16/16 Backhands to Hillary for not literally backhanding Trump. Big Ups to Ken Bone for the only moment in the debate where I felt OK. You ken bone me Leann Skach / [email protected] anytime. ;) KIOSK Edited by Margie E. Burke HELP WANTED Disabled man in 50’s needs helper to do menial chores and Difficulty : Medium HOW TO SOLVE: errands a few hours a day. The phone for the ad: (406) 396- 7222. Dance Teacher/Choreographer Roots Acro Sports is seeking a dance teacher/choreographer. We are looking for an individual to work with our Acro Performance Teams creating unique and fun pieces. Our team kids are trained in tumbling, acro, and dance. We need a choreographer who enjoys working with youth and children and who has interest in incorporating acro into choreography. Previous familiarity with acro skills is helpful, but not absolutely necessary. Answer to Last Week's Sudoku A background in partnering is also very helpful. Available hours are Monday & Wednesday from 5:30-7pm and Fridays 4-7pm. Email resume to rootsacrosports@gmail. com or bring resume in person to Roots Acro Sports at 216 Commerce St. Missoula MT. 406-728-4258 Boys Competitive Gymnastics Coach Roots Acro Sports is looking for an individual with a strong background in Boys Competitive Gymnastics to be an assistant coach in our boys competitive program. We are seeking an individual who is passionate and knowledgeable about the sport. We hire coaches who are positive communicators, responsible, and self-motivated. Hours and Monday & Wednesday 4:30-8pm and Friday 4-7:30pm. Additional hours may be available coaching in other programs for interested coaches. Email resume to [email protected] or drop by 216 Commerce St. Missoula MT. 406-728-4258 SERVICES Copyright 2016 by The Puzzle Syndicate IBuy Imports < Subaru < Toyota-Japanese/German Cars & Trucks. Nice, ugly, running or not 327-0300 MISCELLANEOUS Bigfoot seeker? Enthusiast? Skeptic? Just curious about the subject? Join us for the second annual Big Sky Bigfoot STAY UP TO DATE WITH Conference, October 21-22, 2016, at the Bitterroot River Inn in Hamilton, MT. Learn about all things sasquatch from BREAKING CAMPUS NEWS WWW.MONTANAKAIMIN.COM some of the nation’s foremost researchers. Share your experiences at Friday evening’s witness town hall meeting. ON OUR WEBSITE: Proceeds benefit Bitter Root Humane Association. Learn stuff, have fun, meet awesome people! See us at www. bigskybigfootconference.com or on Facebook. The Montana Kaimin is a weekly NEWSROOM Sports Editor News Reporters Arts & Culture Multimedia Designers Copy Editors Advertising independent student newspaper at the Editor-in-Chief Kate Shea Jackson Wagner Lucy Tompkins Reporters Rebecca Keith Rene Sanchez Taylor Crews Representatives University of Montana. Web Managing Editor Claire Multimedia Editors Shae Warren Boe Clark Sydney MacDonald Zoie Koostra Tate Samata Sue Tarpey Chandler Lacey Young Kasey Bubnash Kathleen Stone Kira Vercruyssen Kelsey Johnson Ashleigh Bailey For comments, corrections or letters to the Print Managing Editor Michael Olivia Vanni Abby Lynes Drew Novak Derek Minemyer David Rollins BUSINESS Office Assistants editor, contact editor@montanakaimin. Siebert Design Editor Matt Neuman Reed Klass Business Manager Jesse Kipp com. or call (406) 243-4310. Sports Reporters Columnists News Editors Meg Giddings, Nik Dumroese Yvonne Bunch Kayla Robertson Mollie Lemm Nick Puckett Jake Green Darian Dovgan For advertising opportunities, contact Margaret Grayson Copy Chief Callahan Peel Isaiah Dunk Will McKnight Nick Puckett Office Manager [email protected] or call Arts & Culture Editor Bowen Anna Reid Taylor Featherman Sam Tolman Ruth Johnson (406) 243-6541. West Zac Allen 2 October 12-18, 2016 montanakaimin.com OPINION ISEMENT COU ADVERT LD BE H OUR ERE! Y Week of 10/10/16 - 10/16/16 PUZZLE SPONSORSHIPS STARTING AT $90 PER WEEK CALL (406) 243-6541 FOR DETAILS The Weekly Crossword by Margie E. Burke Kayla Robertson / @kaylajoro 1234 5678 9 10 11 12 KAIMIN EDITORIAL ACROSS 1 1956 film, "___ 13 14 15 16 All Boats" A message from the future : Kaimin 5 Full of pep 17 18 19 9 Braid 20 21 22 23 editors envision July 2017 13 Olympics event 14 Threesome 24 25 By Editorial staff [email protected] 16 Choice 26 27 28 29 30 17 Flexible mineral As the Kaimin editorial staff sat editing Domino’s Pizza-sponsored content in the re- 18 Melding game 31 32 33 34 cently-renamed Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Newsroom, we began formulating our plan 19 Bit of dust 35 36 37 for escape. News outlets across the country were folding after being denied access to all 20 Countermand Trump-related events, ranging from his speeches to city council meetings. We started to 22 Place setting 38 39 40 look for our only way out of this hellscape: a Canadian bride or groom who could get us item 41 42 43 citizenship in America’s hat. 24 Go in for Trump was inaugurated in January and it’s gone further downhill ever since. His first 25 Indian royal 44 45 46 47 act as president was to imprison Hillary Clinton, setting a precedent for ignoring our justice 26 Salon service 48 49 50 51 system whenever convenient. Within the first hundred days, towering pallets of unopened 27 Overly-devoted Trump Vodka were erected as a barrier on the US-Mexico border. Low-income American son 52 53 54 55 hopefuls now pay a sizeable entrance tax, and they have to prove they aren’t rapists to pri- 31 Minimal 56 57 58 vatized border patrol. 33 Fleshy-snouted All social security and universal health care funding has been cut. It’s a bit of an annoy- beast 59 60 61 34 Victorian, for ance, because now households are paying for medical care out of pocket, leaving little room Copyright 2016 by The Puzzle Syndicate in the budget for plastic surgery, now mandatory for all women. one Delta Airlines has become the supreme airline mogul, their profit margin skyrocketing 35 Like some juries DOWN 33 Sculpture 43 Trumpet's kin 36 Gin's partner 1 Iron clothes? subject 45 Must-haves as the premier carrier of rejected refugees and “foreign immigrants” deported back to their 37 Sail fastener 2 Forgo 36 On that occasion 46 Excessive home countries. 38 ___ welder 3 Approval 37 Ferrous sulfate 47 Spirited stallion Russia and America are conjoined twins, with Russia siphoning off an increasing per- 39 Bit of evidence 4 Farm youngster 39 Form-fitting 48 Dropped stuff cent of American blood every second. 40 Ancient 5 Unyielding 40 Fierstein's 49 Valuable vein Last week there was a fabulous experimental art exhibit, the origins of which can be lawgiver 6 Bluenose "Torch ____ 50 "Crazy" bird traced to the White House. It was called, “Nucleous bombe.” We think that’s French for 41 Timidity 7 Coleridge work Trilogy" 51 Fodder holder destruction, but really couldn’t tell you. North Korean news sites gave it five stars. 43 Cheat, in a way 8 Starchy tuber 42 One way to be 54 Projecting edge An influx of non-Christians, non-whites and non-straight people have followed our exo- 44 Coin with 12 9 Argentine aware dus to escape to Canada. It seems they cannot handle the increasingly hateful rhetoric being stars on it grassland Answer to Last Week's Crossword: baked into American culture. The number of emails we receive has plummeted. It seems 45 Confound 10 Sneak a peak Trump’s policy to literally never give anyone privacy has caught on. This has freed up our 48 Assert without 11 2016 Rihanna CRAB APT AP LOMB time to explore Canadian dating sites. proof album HERALDRY PREPAY The dating sites aren’t even subtle with their marketing anymore. “Maple Match” 51 Military rank 12 Ferris Bueller, EGGT I MER SEVERE now has a tagline that reads “Making it easy for Americans to find the ideal Cana- 52 Campsite critter, for one RAY D I VA EWE R dian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency.” briefly 15 Forceful T I LT TANG ALACK But as we got into granting the site our personal information and then went on a series of 53 Visitor from 21 Diatribe NEAR I NNER TOE dates we started to see the light.