Scarborough Consequences/collaborative story making/Scarborough Literature Festival 2013/©Kate Evans 2013 Scarborough Consequences a collaborative story making project for the Scarborough Literature Festival 2013 © Kate Evans 2013 Text Saturday, 13/04/2013 01:37 Dave, man, came to Scarb to get away, Charmaine and the baby doin my head in, n who do i see? Only the bint who got me sent down arriving in a BMW convertible at my hotel!!! Then went for a jar or 2 or 3 to recover and saw Rudi. Nasty dog, nasty suit, nasty face. Wot’s he doin here? He xes my path again and he’s goin to no about it. Only good thing is there’s a dusky beauty in the room opposite mine, slender (like Char used to be!), long dark hair, almond eyes. Cud make me 4get bout Char and smelly nappies 4 a while n she seems keen. Uve keys to the business til i get back. Seldon. ********** From:
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[email protected] Subject: Various things I forgot Hi Penny How’s the cough? I hope you’re dosing yourself with that honey and lemon syrup I left on your doorstep, you know that my bees feed on my lavender bushes, so the syrup has antiseptic and anti-inflammatory qualities too. I have just remembered that I am expecting a parcel today. Could you keep an eye out for the van? You know how soon they give up and go away. And please could you make sure Bella gets a fair go at the food you put out for her and Buster, he can bully his sister something horrid.