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The Ivory Tower ...... 2 Dance Marathon ...... 3 Tea Party ...... 4 Lost in Space ...... 6 sxsw ·...... 7 Announcements ...... 8

Volume VII, Issue 21 No pity for the majority. April 7, 1998 One down, six to go; Forman visits NC Judge tosses by Alisdair Lee engaging in­ In a statement opening her 'Meet the Candidate' formation in a out Jones' sex forum, prospective dean Susan Forman said she was ex­ critical man­ cited to meet the students of an institution she considers ner, able to suit against "impressive." Regarding the structure of the New handle ambi- College academic program, Forman noted, "this is what guity, Pres. Clinton everyone would like to do ... other institutions have not self-directed been able to promote this kind of program." and engaged By Zoe Roman Forman, a tenured Professor of Psychology for in their learn­ Less than two months before twelve years, had worked for three years as Associate ing." She also the trial date, a federal judge threw Provost at the University of South Carolina and has acknowledged out Paula Jones's sexual harassment most recently worked as Vice President of the impor­ lawsuit against President Bill Undergraduate Education at Rutgers University. As an tance of Clinton, ruling that Jones had no administrator at Rutgers, Forman has worked on "im- adequate "genuine issues" worthy of trial. pro~ing the,,uality of teaching and the quality of the funding. In a 40-page ruling, Judge curnculum. Whtle the Rutgers population dwarfs that "State funded granted of ~ew .co~lege, Forman pointed out that Rutgers institutions Clinton's motion for summary Um":"ers1t~ ~~ . made up of "eighteen degree-granting aca- have not been able to fund Susan Forman seef!Jed excited about the judgement, saying Jones' allega- de~c un~ t s.. The challenge was "how to promote their th kind f prospect of becommg dean at New tions "fall short'' of what was umqu ~ mts~tons~ how to be part of a large undergradu- e ° College, but many students are uncertain re · ed under the law to support ate un1verstty without undermining their missions." of what her p olicies would be should she ~~~~opt htle~t~h~reMe~co~u~n~t~s ..;.a:<:::lg,~a ;;::;in;,;;s'"'t ~th:;;;;e~~""""'"'"""(~Forman stressed the role of faculty in allowin New College to tbrive. New-cottege-•llltlla ,...,r:ce)!lft._ "The plaintiff's allegations fall faculty members, good teachers who are active schol­ tract system. They took the time to explain the short the rigorous standards for es­ ars, interested in teaching in the way that's promoted tablishing a claim of outrage under [here]." Forman understood that students of New !sEE "DEAN" ON PAGE 3 law, and the court there­ College should be "interested in being active learners, fore grants the President's motion for summary judgment on this Candidate for physics position pays a visit claim," Wright wrote in her ruling. ment. Other fundamental units of himself, saying that he would be Jones, a former Arkansas state by Mario Rodriguez ~ okay with it if that's what he had to Bill Klipstich, a candidate for measure, such as the volt, the meter employee, claimed then-Governor and the gram-because they are all do to become a physicist. Clinton asked her for oral sex in a a position in experimental physics, "But that's not everything," he meet with Natural Science faculty based on frequency measurement­ Little Rock hotel in 1991. The suit emphasized. "There are a lot of and a handful of students on Friday could be fine tuned if Klipstich 's alleged Clinton's actions amounted project works out, which he is opti­ things I don't know about. If you to sexual harassment, resulted in to discuss his latest project: a approach me with something lJ!ce clock."A clock so accurate it would mistic about. job discrimination against Jones A fast clock could do wonders this, I'm interested." and made her feel "emotional out­ only lose one second in 100 million for the secret transfer of small fre­ Pondering as to why Klipstich rage." Clinton denied any years," he said. would choose to come to New An Amherst graduate who re- quency signals (eyes-only info wrongdoing. College, where he will have to com­ ceived his Ph.D. from the simulcast during "Oprah" on an in­ In February, Clinton's attorney, pete with a large Humanities University of Washington a couple finitesimal frequency Bob Bennett, filed a summary department for funding, 2nd-year of years ago, Klipstich currently your TV is too crude to decipher). judgement motion to have the case physics major Adrian Southard con­ works at the National Institute of The Global Positioning dismissed. "Plaintiff [Jones] has cluded Klipstich is "interested ·in Standards and Technology. System could also make headway: failed to produce evidence showing teaching theory here, exploring." Klipstich walked the audience satellites which can pinpoint your the existence of essential elements If asked to fill the position, through his project-an atomic exact location qn earth at light­ each of her claims. Therefore Klipstich expressed interest in clock which will use six lasers to speed. Klipstich said anyone can President Clinton is entitled to teaching a class on electron spin. He keep time based on the vibration of buy a device that will let them tap judgement as a matter of law," also plans to work on "optical a cesium atom. into this network. Bennett argued. So why does Klipstich want to pumping," an area of experimental Lawyers for Jones responded Just thirty years ago, he said, standards of time were based on the come to New College if he's got an physics important for atomic fre­ March 13, filing 700 pages of legal quency measurements. rotation of the earth. expensive lab setup elsewhere? arguments and evidence that the "I came from an undergraduate According to Klipstich, optical lawsuit should go to trial. In its "Even on the short timescale school~ he said. In fact, observation pumping has potential applications brief, Jones's team claimed the of a week the wind would slow it of physics professors at Amherst in NMRI in the imaging of empty records before the court provided down," he said, "by a time de­ initially turned him on to physics. areas in the human body, like the "good reason to believe the Mr. tectable with atomic clocks." He saw them doing a great deal of lungs, which cannot be otherwise Clinton and those acting on his be- Not merely time stands to gain accuracy as a result of this develop- research, so he delved into research contoured. !sEE "CLINTON" ON PAGE 5 2 The Catalyst News April 7, 1998

Transportation Safety Board is looking into the International collision, but no speculations have been made as State Rebels use phone, still want ransom to the cause of the crash. Weather does not ap­ Consumer space flight coming soon Marxist rebels holding three U.S. hostages in pear to have been a factor. Zegrahm Space Voyages has already sched­ mountains outside Bogota, Colombia telephoned uled twice weekly space-flights starting Dec. 1, a message in to a radio network on Friday nigqt, Released whale lost at sea 2001, pending development and licensing issues. declaring that their captives, seized 12 days ago, Over a year ago, a infant gray whale was A division of the Seattle based company, were not spies as they believed. They are thus no ab~ndoned by its mother. The whale, though left Zegrahm is taking reservations at $98,000 a pop longer under threat of death, though there are for dead, was taken to Sea World of San Diego for seven unforgettable days of training leading now ransom demands. The State Department in­ and placed under medical care. The whale, up to a 2 and 1/2 hour flight with a maximum al­ sists that all the Americans were on a bird­ named JJ., was a week old when she arrived in a titude of 62 miles. From this vantage point, watching trip. The Revolutionary Armed Forces coma. She spent over a year in recovery, and adventurers will see the curvature of earth and of Colombia (FARC) guerrillas seized the grew to 19,000 pounds. J.J.'s status updates were blackness of space as well as experiencing 2 to 3 Americans, along with an Italian and a group of continually posted on the Web. minutes of weightlessness. MSNBC quoted one Columbians, at a rebel roadblock on March 23 After J .J. was released._ scientists realized that Zegrahm official as saying that pioneers of space on a major highway about 35 miles east from the her homing transmitters had fallen off. Both of travel "gave society the promise that one day capital. FARC is Latin America's oldest and the transmitter packages, each containing two everyone will be able to go into space." largest rebel army, and was blamed for kidnap­ radio transmitters washed ashore. Originally, sci­ ping more than 900 people last year in order to entists wanted to track J.J.'s movements to be Animal deaths at new Disney park bankroll its efforts to topple the state with ran­ Disney's newest Orlando theme park Animal som payments. Kingdom is suffering an unnatural stretch of ani­ mal deaths in the weeks leading up to its OUTSIDE opening. The tally of death includes four cheetah National cubs, two rhinoceroses, two hippopotamuses, USDA: livestock mistreated ,.-.-tvoeRY three herd animals, and two West African crown 1Wo U.S. Department of Agriculture employ­ TowER cranes that were run over by a tour bus. Disney ees (one former, one current) described on attributes the deaths to the many unknowns in­ Thursday how some slaughterhouses routinely volved in the management of exotic animals. ignore federal laws requiring humane treatment The USDA has reviewed the deaths and found no of animals before slaughter in order to keep pro­ able to infer her health and activity. infractions of federal animal welfare laws. duction lines moving quickly. Steve Cockerham, Military sonar installations, intended for de­ a USDA inspector at a Nebraska plant, said he tecting the entry of enemy submarines entering Floridians get money for disasters often saw plant workers cut organs off cattle that U.S. waters has picked up J.J.'s navigational vo­ Nearly $20 million in federal and state funds were conscious after stun guns failed to work calizations. These sounds may also be posted on . have been approved for victims of Florida's re­ ~y. "The; were still blinking and moving. the website. cent tornadoes and floods, disaster officials said. s l'J • g ,.. . . De uty State Coordinator Shirly Collins said res­ spokesperson for the American Meat Institute Leaks of code-cracking in CIA idents affected by past disasters are eligible countered, saying that the meat industry has an A former CIA officer was indicted on April 2 again. She said inaccurate reports have stated incentive to treat livestock as humanely as possi­ on "charges of allegedly passing secrets about Panhandle and Gulf Coast residents are not eligi­ ble, since animals stressed immediately before how the CIA cracked the codes of two unnamed ble if they received help after 1994 storms. slaughter resulted in substandard meat due to foreign nations and for allegedly attempting to adrenaline. Former USDA veterinarian Lester extort $500,000 from the CIA. Douglas Groat Local Friedlander said that meat inspectors were dis­ worked at the CIA for 16 years in classified Police chase ends in crash couraged by USDA officials from reporting covert operations aimed at breaking crypto­ After Tampa Bay resident Lisa Wade told po­ mistreatment. "Sometimes the wheels of justice graphic systems until he was fired in 1996. Groat lice that her boyfriend had doused her with tum slowly, but the wheels of justice at USDA was held without bond until next Thursday after lighter fluid and chased her with a lighter, she don't even tum." prosecutors warned that Groat may try to flee the noticed him driving by her house in her Isuzu country, given his CIA training in falsifying iden­ Trooper. The police gave chase to 31-year-old · Mid-air plane crash kills five tification. A lawyer for Groat entered a not-guilty Alfonsot Watson, a chase which ended in a crash F~ve people were killed Saturday when a pri­ plea to the five charges, two of which carry a which sent both he and his daughter, Alexis, 3, to vate Jet bound for Pennsylvania collided with a possible death penalty. Tampa General Hospital. Both were in critical smaller plane north of Atlanta. 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FROM "DEAN" PAGE 1 forefront of Forman's concern. possible to be part of a larger in­ raises mo~ey for She approaches the importance ~titution by making sure people dynamics of the contract system of a diverse community in practi­ m Tampa understand the kind of local AIDS to Forman and stress its impor­ cal terms. "If you're in an things going on here and what tance. "With the contract atmosphere here that's homoge­ needs you have." Forman ex­ charity system," Second Court R.A. Jen neous you're not going to be plained the in).portance raising Rehm explained, "we can all do able to function in a society that such relations, noting that the UP by Nick Napolitano very different things while we're is diverse." Forman sees diver­ academic structure could be ex- College Hall hosted this year's Dance here." sity as the subject of both student posed to other methods. "I think Marathon, which managed to raise over Forman agreed: "There are and faculty recruitment. a lot of the principles you work $1,500 for AIDS Manasota. lots of ways to work things that ~' Diversity in faculty is also very with at New College are applica- The event was organized by second-year don't necessarily have to happen Important. We need to offer ble in all types of settings. students Margaret Hoppe, Ushrna Mehta, within the context of a course." them attractive packages so that Principles of active learning can Sara Young, and Rachael Labes, with help Forman did express that the con­ they can come here. We need to be used with any kind of stu- from Suzanne McGruther, Judd Wilson tract system was not infallible. make this a comfortable place dents." Jessica Phelps, Alena Scandura, Cindy' "It sounds like a wonderful idea for everybody." Forman sug­ At the end of the hour Kraus, Carrie Martel, Ben Sherman, and a way to direct and develop ' gested that the corporate world Forman expressed her apprecia- Robert Rollings. learning in yourself. I do think could act as a valuable source to­ tion. "This has helped me to "It was a good night," said Young who there might be a little danger in wards offering better packages. learn more on what this place is along with Hoppe, Mehta, and Labe~ w~ coming up with contracts that "Getting corporate funding for about, what it's like. It would be s t'll1 d ancmg· w hen t h e SIXteen-hour· marathon' lack breadth or depth." these kinds of initiatives is a very exciting for me to work concluded at noon, to the raucous beat of Forman is not without experi­ good route to follow." here." Bill y Idol's "Dancing With Myself." ence in the "active learning" Students voiced concern " After the meeting, she stated, The Dance Marathon also sponsored two approach. At Rutgers she devel­ about the structure of her posi­ I thought people had really in- band performances-NC student band oped a course called Educational tion and its relationship to teresting questions to ask me, Prime.time and Jakaginin, a Haitian drum Policy Through Service Tampa. "With anything that's and were obviously involved. I band. "They were the bomb," dancer Sonya Learning, in which she advo­ occurring on campus," Forman was impressed with the turnout. Ramian said of Jakaginin. Two other bands cated both the importance of re~po nded , "the buck would stop To me that indicates that you were scheduled to perform but cancelled at quality education in the under­ wtth me. In terms of internal have a really active student body. the last minute. graduate level and out-of-class campus operations, it would stop I would look forward to talking Dancers also chowed down on free pizza learning. "Typically, with me." to more students and to talk to and and took advantage of the m as- tion o icy courses are e.n as ed abou e possi­ m ue Y w. e ~~tfl;lflll I!Biiiiiiiiiiiii taught at the graduate level. You bility of creating two assistant problems are and what the ' · positions to ease the work-load strengths are, what needs they however. need to educate all students." "We have had a helluva time raising She employed what she called for the dean of USF-New have." Immediately after the forum, money," said organizer Margaret Hoppe, who "Service Learning Pedagogy," in College, Forman stated, "at a separate two-hour meeting was was initially disappointed with the campus' which students "focused on Rutgers what we've been doing response to the event. "I guess maybe the is decreasing layers of adminis­ held between Forman and mem­ major issues that are current. bers of New College faculty. morale of the school has gone down, or Students did community service tration. I'm not interested in something. People are just not wanting to being distant from the students While students made their way placement. They were placed in down to the Four Winds Cafe to put forth the effort." local school administrative of­ and faculty. My history has been In recent years, interest in the Dance breaking administration down." discuss their views on Forman, fices." Students, through their faculty pressed questions on na­ Marathon indeed seems to have waned. The experience, were able to "come If assistant positions were re­ April '95 marathon only saw two dancers quired, Forman explained, they tional publicity for New College, back to class able to have first­ multiculturalism and faculty di­ finish the traditionally 24-hour dance hand experience in discussing would only exist to handle "ad­ marathon, while the following year found the ministrative managerial paper." versity, the overwhelming lack of the subject we focused on. What funds which has caused some marathon reduced to twelve hours. Last year they were seeing in service Forman agreed with students there was no dance marathon. Compare this that "student governance is very faculty to spend out of their own placement related to what issues pockets to support the education to the Dance Marathon of 1991 which saw we were dealing with in class." important. In general, participa­ of their students, and how 21 of the 25 participants dance for the full 24 Forman has also improved tion in decision-making is very hours and raise nearly $5,000. important." Forman responded Forman would go about obtain­ the state of research at under­ ing such financial support. This year's marathon has succeeded in graduate Rutgers, demanding to student fears of a unified resurrecting the marathon and infusing it USF-New College admissions Forman envisioned a scheme in scholarship from the faculty and which students of New College with new energy. "decreasing the tendency to­ program by saying that, "with re­ "It's just such a good thing to bring back spect to admissions, you're left the academic sector to partic­ wards passivity in our students." ipate in society in ways that to the school,'' said Hoppe, who was inspired Different programs were devel­ going to be recruiting from sepa­ to helm the event after talking to her sister, rate groups." Forman did show would prove worthwhile invest­ oped, including an ments to such communities as NC alum Dorothy Hoppe, who was a major Undergraduate Research Web interest in increasing communi­ dance marathon organizer during her time at cation between students of New the Foundation. Site, an augmentation of funds New College. College and students in the Students can look forward to through the Rutgers future interviews with other can­ "I also don't think this school does a lot Undergraduate Research Fellows University Program. Forman in the way of charity," continued Hoppe. wants "more cohesion in a way didates. If any in attendance still (in which each faculty member have their evaluation reports on "We have a lot of parties, but that's what can use up to $1,500 to support that does not undermine either of they are, just parties, for the school to enjoy. the two programs, and I think Susan Forman, they can be student stipends and student re­ turned in to Margaret Hughes or The fact that we have this great party atmos­ search), and a brochure on "what that's a tricky thing to do. We phere means that we can use parties for a need to ask: 'Are there ways to Tom Barnard in boxes 712 and undergraduate research is and cause." have a conversation that actually 146 respectively. why undergraduates should par­ --~------~~------ticipate." adds to what both of you are "All hail Brak!" -·King Rockus Campus diversity is at the doing?"' Forman noted, "it's 4 The Catalyst Campus News April 7, 1998 Radical Working-class Tea vs. the Sarasota Square Mall I! by AJisdair Lee suffering race. I have forgotten how to love." New additions to the roster: Katie ~ I What do you get when a small number of rad- You look up. You are surrounded by friends and Hubin, Rob Coo~se y . J§'0 ical novo collegians band together to defeat strangers, all stooped over next to you with Sara Lowry smgs playfully as we capitalism? Not much, perhaps, in terms of ana- glazed looks in their eyes. You realize their look roll out. Down 41, down !o Sara~ ota j tion-wide shift in values. What you do get is an is your own. Squar~ Mall! the one that s practt- ~ absurdist approach to enacting social reform. Through your mind ' explosion you barely heard cally m ~emce , that dark . . Motivation is two fold: 1. End capitalism. 2. it. One of the hippies. What was he saying? metr~pohtan .center of Capita.hsm. The group col- Forfeit the serious attitude. "Witness the decline of capitalism, the defeat of lects 1tself. Fust order of busmess before the First-year student, Sigismund (Kevin Meeks), consumerism, the end of tyranny." Now these exercise of radic~ysm: lunch. " ~o revolution on a prime figure in the Radical Working-Class Tea were real words. Words that cared, that meant e~pty stomachs, we agree. Katle an? Danela Party (RWCTP), ring-led the two-day circus. I omething to the suffering. The hippies are skip- ~tsappear to romp, perhaps to sh~p. ~ m hungry was approached by him in the easy light of a ping away now. You are still there on your knees, hke the ~olf. I ptg out on Sbarro s ptzza, a . Friday afternoon. A sum of money was in his humbled against the hard, cold floor. You let go glazed cmnamon pretzel a~d a soda ~o wash 1t possession that was to be thrown out liberally in of the dollars you grabbed so greedily and you down After lunch t~e Rad1ca~ W?rking-Cla.ss Tea the busy capitalist bowels of the mall later that stand up, renewed. "Some changes'll have to be Part~ prepares to stnke. They re mtereste~ m a day. The dollar bills would serve to help people made around here," you sigh. The revolution is rel~tlvely crowded area where they can rats~~ along in , but not in any economic in sight. ventable ruckus. They wander around the d~nmg sense. . . OK you can stop imagining now, because area in search of the proper space. Meanwhile I Messages had been written on the bills in that 's not exactly what happened. That was just sit and finish my pretzel. Oh the sweet glaze. I bold marker: "GOD," "WORSHIP ME," the vision I gathered that easy Friday afternoon. look up after devouring the last bit-and find "CHASE ME ALL YOUR LIFE." Imagine, if It seemed like a generally ludicrous outing that they're gone! you will: You, the average money-hungry might be worth reporting. In attendance at the Past ice cream shops, shoe stores, lame art American, lookin' out for Number One, whisper- hour of departure: Sigismund, Curtis Sarles, dealerships I search. The Tea Party is nowhere in ing to yourself (automaton that you are), "Cash Daniela Molnar, Mario Rodriguez (co-reporter), sight. " Moving through a loose ocean of shop- Rules Everything Around Me." You 're walking Nick Napolitano, and Sara Lowry. pers, I discover two random New College through the mall, inhaling the sweetness of your students, capital Young Lee and Mary Lehach. life as Oppressor to the Third World, when all of They engage in my search with me. I must find a sudden the light-green image of a disgruntled- them before I miss the whole thing. "Supporting looking president comes floating into your view. capitalism?" I ask along the way. They shrug. You tum, and to your surprise, you see George Mary and Young are simply bad people. Finally Washingtons bursting in the air like so much we find the group. They're back in the dining confetti. dead presidents rainin from the sky. area. Somewhere nearby, a troupe of bare-foot hippies atie and aniela decide to sit t is one out. I yelling, "Free money! Come'n get it!" The bills recall Daniela's comment the day before: "Most land casually on the glossy tile floor, full of an people will just look at them and say, 'Who are enormous yet silent power. those freaks and why are they here?"' They take And you're thinking, "Oh me. Oh my. Sweet chairs with me at a nearby table and show me the providence! For years I've waited for the day ten new tank tops they've bought. They're fine tank rich kids perform strange dances and give away Sigismund riled us up. "People are gonna tops, and on sale to boot. The rest of the band is their money!" What more could you ask for? look at this and they're gonna go, they're gonna gathered together along the outer half-wall of the "The fools!" you whisper, and take a dive for the say, y'know, 'What the fuck is this? This is dining area, prepared to strike. Sigismund leaps green. bizarre."' Sadly, the revolution didn't take place atop the wall and demand the attention of the But what's this? These bills are marked in that evening. After a five-minute reconnaissance peaceful capitalist diners. permanent ink! "CHASE ME ALL YOUR mission executed by the whole Party, during Soon enough the bills are flying. Curtis, Sara, LIFE," you read. Chase me all your life. Anxiety which this reporter took the time to visit his and Rob hop and skip about like jackals, tossing overcomes you. The corridor of the mall be- crush at Burdines (a beautiful shining and com- the loaded bills into the air, bellowing, "Free come the raging intestines of a stinking beast. pletely dazzling explosion of a human being), it money! Free money for everyone!" From above Then you are falling, onto your knees like some was concluded that Southgate mall was empty. Sigismund lets fall a cash monsoon to flood the ancient pilgrim at the entrance to The Gap. But The intestines of the great beast Capitalism were ground with little green harbingers of a new era the latest monochrome fashions are not what's on filled only with a few roaming parasites. of consciousness and joy. Between the lot of your mind. You have found yourself out. "All my Therefore this mall was not the proper climate them, thirty GWs have been stre\Vn about within life," you say. "All my life it's been the bills. Oh for a revolution. a half-minute. Two middle-school boys in bubble Michael Jordan and your stinking high-tops! Could the band be disenfranchised, loosed of jackets act as the main takers. They scoop up a Who needs you? What happiness do you bring? its morale? Nope. As night came on they raided large portion of the money and make away with We drag ourselves through alleyways bloated the parking lot with anti-capitalist flyers, it. Aside from that, little attention has been payed with shops, through misbegotten notions of satis- Fast forward to the next day, around 2 p.m. to the heroes of our story. The intestines of the faction, dreaming that happiness is on the Your reporter awakens, moans from a hangover great beast Capitalism continue to digest their ig- horizon so long as we've got a few dollars that beats at his head like the conscience-rending norant parasites. In under a minute, it 's business stuffed in our designer jeans. We color our lives poverty of his journalistic skills. He rolls out of as usual at Sarasota Square. with green. And what does it amount to? The bed and onto the floor, begins yet another hope- "We received the usual reaction to deca- worst rot. I am an empty soul full of mistakes in- le s attempt at putting his clothes on without dence," Curtis explained on to me on the way numerable. Like the emaciated greyhound I have using his arms. A knock on the door. Sigismund home. "People pretended to ignore us." We were burned toward the Rabbit of False enters. His childish eyes betray the tiger of radi- alone together in his sedan cruising up 41 toward Capitalist Promises with oh such a calism within. "Uh, we're going back to the mall campus. The rest of the crew was headed in a terror in mine eye. And in my today at three if you wanna come," he roars pas- second vehicle for a Taco Bell run. "But I mean haste, in the haze of my blood- sionately. . it was fun. Any time you get people's attention thirsty rush for Money, Money, "Fuck it," I say. "I'll go." when you're doing something weird it's gonna Money, I have forgotten the mil- We meet in front of Ham Center. It's a differ- get people to reconsider their views in some re- lions of other dogs that chase the ent crew today. I can smell the difference. Smells spect." After a pause he mused, "Maybe same empty idol in this hellish, like-victory! Absent: Napolitano, Rodriguez. Sigismund should have burned the money." The Catalyst Campus Life ' . .. : In Africa, Clinton celebrates getting off WEEK IN !"CLINTON" FROM PAGE 1 I April Fool 's joke, according to to demonstrate that she has a case White House Press Secretary Mike worthy of submitting to a jury." PREVIEW half have engaged in a vast enter­ McCurry. The Rutherford Institute, a con­ prise to suppress evidence in this Public reaction from the trav­ servative group footing the legal Tuesday, April 7 case and otherwise corrupt eling White House was subdued. bills for Jones's case, said of the de­ Amnesty International meets in these proceedings." McCurry, in Africa with the presi­ cision in a written statement: "We front of the Fishbowl at The documents sought to show dent, delivered a carefully worded respectfully but firmly disagree." It 8:00p.n:. a pattern of women either benefiting. reaction, saying the president was is considering an appeal. "That's or suffering harm on the job, de­ "pleased to receive the vindication the client's decision," John Wednesday, April 8 pending on their response to he has long waited for." But behind Whitehead, of the Rutherford Spiritual Exploration Table in Clinton's alleged advances. They the scenes, the president appeared Institute, said at a news conference. the cafeteria at 5:00p.m. included former White House intern more than "pleased." A FOX News "We are looking at the options. We Orientation Planning Meeting 's subpoena and camera captured Clinton dancing feel that there is good opportunity in the Fishbowl at 5:00p.m. affidavit, despite Wright's earlier while playing an African drum and for appeal here. We feel that Paula Student Electronic Music decision ruling Lewinsky-related smoking a cigar. Jones does have the fire. I mean, Concert at Sainer at 8:00p.m. evidence "nonessential" to the Jones In her decision, Wright said it's very difficult; but again, she's case. that if Clinton did what Jones gone this far--really gone through Bennett had the final word, fil­ claimed, it was "offensive and boor­ the hard trials of this case." Jones Thursday, April 9 ing 200 pages of legal documents a ish," but it was not sexual assault. spokeswoman Susan Carpenter­ GLBTSA meets on the Ham week later, once again arguing And there was no evidence Jones McMillan said Jones was Center couches at 7:00p.m. Jones had failed to establish any suffered on the job because of the ');hocked," "disappointed" and W.O.R.D. (Working On Real legal claim worthy of trial. He al1eged incident, the judge ruled. "very, very hurt" by the ruling. Design) meets at 7:00p.m. on called her case "little more than a As for the attempt by Jones's Jones's lawyers in chal­ the Ham center couches. web of deceit and distortions" and lawyers to bring in Clinton's rela­ lenged the suggestion that the ruling "a political1y motivated attack on tionship with Monica Lewinsky, was a vindication of the President. Friday, April 10 President Clinton without legal , Her attorney Wes Holmes, said "For Group tour of the new resi­ merit that should be dismissed." and others, Wright wrote, "Whether purposes of this decision, President dence hall leaves front lobby of Clinton got the news of the other women may have been sub­ Clinton did every single thing Paul Hamilton Center at 3:00p.m. judge's decision to throw out the jected to workplace harassment and Jones said he did, and if that's some case over the phone in Senegal form whether such evidence has allegedly sort of vindication, then I guess I Sunday, April 12 Bennett. When told the decision, been suppressed does not change just don't understand how Washington operates." Pride Symposium: the President first asked if it was an the fact that the plaintiff has failed CommUNITY Kickoff. sac minutes 2.12.98 p.m. 3. Mandy Odom [(GLBTSA) Pnde Symposm~)] re­ Monday, April 13 Members in attendance:Michael Hutch, Alisdair Lee, La Musica International special Danielle Babski, Vijay Sivaraman, Adam Rivers, quested $575 for posters, videos, band, and sttckers. Allocated: $575 performance at Sainer at 7:30 Robert Scope!, Danny Burke (proxy), Britt Dunn p.m. Prior reservations (proxy) . 4. Mike Vandercook (Dave White monologue, required. Absent: Mario Rodriguez, Kelly Smger Pride Symposium: Info~al All votes are unanimous unless otherwise indicated. Regarding Letters I Never Sent) requested $400 for Dave's travel and expenses. Allocated: $280. Discussion "What does 1t Mean Abstentions: Danny Burke. to be "Queer?" in the Music 1. Alice Solomon (The Semi-Normal) requested $6.88 Room at 7:00p.m. Workshop: for copies to determine the party theme. Allocated: 5 Mike Vandercook (Mayan Mythology stage produc­ The Lesbian Avengers lead a $6.88 ti~n) requested $300 for lumber and costumes. Tabled. visibility training at 8:00 P:m. in the Music Room. Mov1e: 2. Mollie Lee and Jim Baker (Four Winds Cafe) re­ 6. Jess Falcone (First Court Party) requested $80 for Tongues United at 10:00 p.m. quested $35.00 for food and drink for the Sunset in the Music Room. A · t ·on Hour Allocated· $30 decor and food. Allocated $80. WALL

4/120:25 and obstruction among other PREVIEWS 3/18 09:20 charges. Information concerning al­ Student Affairs reports petty theft 2 on-campus noise complaints of loud music. 9 students involved, cohol involvement still under FRIDAY, and criminal mischief in Hamilton investigation. Center women's restroom. stereo turned down. "Napkin" dispenser pried open, 4/4 00:50 APRIL 10 coin box stolen. $230 in damages. 4/2 12:40 Notified that transformer would be Off-campus noise complaint about turned off and power in Hamilton Dance Marathon. Doors closed, Joel Mann 3/20 22:40 volume lowered. Off-campus noise complaint: Center would be out from 22:00 until 06:00, 4/3. screaming student at Viking Dorms. 4/5 00:54 SATURDAY, Unable to locate. 4/3 17:15 Student injured while dancing in NC student James Baker struck by Pei courts -- dislocated shoulder. APRIL 11 3/2612:37 vehicle at Mecca and Royal Palm, Taken to Sarasota Memorial for Student reported $80 missing from lifted to Tampa General where sta­ treatment wallet left on picnic tables. ble. Driver charged with speeding Pat~riffin Suspected ball players. No proof. . .

6 The Catalyst Opinions April 7, 1998 Lost in Space quite hokey, but rather amusing

by Charles Cboi otaged the hyperspace technology of others in There was a lot of chemistry between the ac­ The only thing I knew of Lost in Space when order to develop their own teleportation gate as tors that helped carry the movie between the I went into the theater (other than memes such edge over their competition. Due to sabotage on REALLY cheesy scenes, and there was actually as "Danger, Will Robinson" that are lodged in part of Dr. Smith, they are forced to make a some pretty clever dialogue. (Gary Oldman is at my unconscious like spinach stuck in-between blind jump which leaves them, ta-da, "lost in his best when he doesn't have to actually open my teeth) was the one episode with a giant sen­ space." his mouth.) Whoever played the voice actor for tient carrot that I saw when I was a kid. The "eye candy" factor played an important the Robot was absolutely inspired, for some Big names such as William Hurt (The Big . role in the fUm, as is expected of almost every belly laughs over the more surreal scenes. Also, Chill, Altered States) as Professor John sci-fi flick nowadays. Though I usually appreci­ there are a set of really intriguing plot twists Robinson, Gary Oldman (Rosencrantz and ate as much suspension-of-disbelief as possible near the end of the movie concerning time Guildenstem are Dead, Dracula) as Dr. Zachary when it comes to computer graphics, for the travel. But all that is nicely balanced by crap. Smith, Matt LeBlanc (of NBC sitcom Friends most part I had no complaints, since I didn't re­ There's this one scene where the father uses one fame) as Major Don West, and Heather Graham ally take the fUm seriously anyway. The most of his estranged son's trophies as a weapon (Twin Peaks, Boogie Nights) as Judy Robinson annoying bit of superfluous computer graphics against the bad guys, and I wanted to say, "The prompted me to watch the movie for the sheer had to be the 'cute' monkey; sweet enough to symbolic attack! Why, the villains will NEVER novelty factor. How many times in your life are rot my teeth. And whoever created the melodra­ expect that!" you going to see Matt LeBlanc and Gary matic music score should be dragged out in the In the end, I have to say that Lost in Space Oldman together, after all? street and shot. was definitely a hoot. The theater gave out free The premise of the film is simple. The fact The fllm was amusing enough. I would've samples of the soundtrack on opening night, so that the planet has depleted almost all of its nat­ enjoyed it a lot more if I was a ten-year-old, but if anyone wants it, just ask. Oh, also visit the ural resources is unknown to the general even so the sheer hokum of it kept me going. It website http:1/dangerwillrobinson.lycos. com, population. The family Robinson is to· travel in took some time to heat up; most of the first 30 and you too can be embarrassed when your the Jupiter 2 spaceship to try to discover an­ minutes is obligatory exposition. The movie did- · computer loudly states "Danger, Will other habitable planet. A terrorist faction, n't take off for me until the word "Shit" (and if Robinson! " in a crowded room. however, has discovered the secret and has sab- you see the movie, you 'll know what I mean). Contribution: Rename everything Letters to the by Graham Strouse around naming buildings and publication office be renamed, So I'm k.ickin' back. in 11\Y whatnot, 1 thought I'd suggest well, 1 can think of a bunch of app oi 1c i c Editor riou a n e a e e i o rnm the mother unit's software com- for a few of New College's after, and while none of them pany in Jersey and I get th is more notable structures and in- are dead, most of them are no Action auction thanks phone call from Jesus sayin' stitutions. longer students, in large part This is to thank the New College students for that NC's powers-that-be have First of all, I think it's high- due to the fact that they rat­ their cooperation and understanding in support of decried that the Pei Dorms shall time that the New CoJJege holed in the pub office for the New College Foundation Action Auction on hence no longer be known as deanship be re-dubbed the months on end. This would, in Saturday, March 21st. I also would like to thank Courts Uno, Dos, and Tres, and "Dean Gordon E. 'Mike' my opinion, justify memorial those students who worked at the Auction. Their shall fo r now and ever after be Michalson, Jr. Memorial status for said individuals, but assistance meant a great deal to us. We were named after wealthy dead peo- Deanship," and that further- it might also constitute libel on tremendously proud of their performance and pie. more all future New College my part, so maybe I'll leave would appreciate your conveying our thanks. "No Way, Jay," I said to the deans be required to penna- this one alone. To all those who helped, I want to thank you King of the Jews. "Way, Gee," nently change their names to Next one's easy. It's high­ He said. "Believe it, man. Gordon E. Mike" Michalson, for a job exceptionally well done. Thanks for time that the NC Fitness Center your assistance. Thirty pieces of silver and a Jr. 'Course he's not dead, and be re-named "The Graham Sincerely, dorm's yours." as far as I know, he's not rich, Strouse Memorial House of Rolland V. Heiser So I'm thinkin', well, I'm and he's not a dean anymore, Pain." Not to float my own President, New College Foundation not thinking too much. Life in a but wouldn't the world just be a boat, but hey, I left enough cube farm shuts down most better place with more sweat in that pastel-green Ice now, Hammer soon neurological functions. But I'm Professor Michalsons? palace to fill the Lota Mundy thinkin', while ya'll are going Secondly, I propose that the Memorial Swimming Pool. Dear Editor: The savior and the alum. One and the same? Finally, as a tribute to the I was so pleased that you gave front page finest cultural anthropologist I coverage to the up-coming Vanilla Ice Concert in have known in my brief and the Sudakoff Center. It's not everyday we get largely unproductive life, I such high quality entertainment on this campu . hereby suggest that this fine I'm working on booking M.C. Hammer in publication be renamed "The Sudakoff next month, but don't get your hopes Professor Vesperi Memorial up yet. Catalyst." And let us pray that Sincerely, it does not in fact prove the Nikki Garshelis death of her. Hell, J' ve got Coordinator of Special Projects Jesus right here on line 2. I'll have him put in a word for her. Okay, they're dumb names, . "That ~linton gets away wit' but it's not like I'm suggesting everythmg.tl~ better not that the school call the new 'Cross me tho. rbeat his ass!" dorm complex "Dort," or some­ thing dopey ]ike that. ··Mr. T Entertainment South by South West: lots of bands lots of funApril 7, 1998 1 by Aaron Gustafson Austin's curfew law ' . South By SouthWest (SXSW) Cut Chemist · Deni Bo~et on violin. If I know anything, 1 know ts a five-day music confe e C . that Dem Bonet can play the violin like few oth- held annu 11 . . r nee ut Chemtst was mixing it up all over the e s Sh . . b ·s the largaestymmustca ~usltmh, s Texas. It hplace d hwhen I hit Twist late in the evening. He hke_r . ~er e v10lm~~ a~azmg, was an ouncingelectric guitar.across Shethe stagehas lin Arne . bo . owcase a t ree turntables going and was blasting in- chansma out the ass! In all, Hitchcock's show across t~~a~lob:st~;. t~le~ from cre~ibly well-mixed tracks which had the house was amazing, probably one of the be t I saw at . · ts IS t e. on tts feet. Everyone danced as this turntablist SXSW. 1 ~e~~~t:r~~::~n~~~~~~i~x~c~tves, strutted his st~ff- back and forth across the tables, Pee Shy together and drink rk y t~ s, get ?ever once~~ smg a beat or a scratch. He mixed This band of three lovely ladies and a per- tomorrow. The five ~:ys :;: s no ~~ :oul, htp-hop, ~nk, and children's records fectly-timed drummer from St. Petersburg put on filled with 1 h rt' ( 1 n unrecogmza e and densely beat-laden one hell of a show at the Rock and Roll Hall of b b ) usd pa tes most Y soundtrack to an evening. His style was impecca- F • A · D a~ echuelsd an tons of concerts ble and his skills extraordinary. Move over arne s cousttc aystage. They wooed the audi- emg e at over three dozen Prince Paul. ence with their succulent harmonies and made venues.b Hundreds of bands show Harvey Sid Fisher the crowd of industry-types realize just how up to promote the· d beautiful accordions and clarinets can sound in a • and ak th . tr ne~ recor s Harvey Sid Fisher was the first person I got to rock band. Notable tracks at the show included :: e .eu compames look see perform at SXSW. He was up on stage in a the sublime "Little Dudes" and the witty "Mr. ~?<> or, ~ ~n sohme ca~es, to get white suit reminiscent of those worn in the plan- Whisper." They were a huge hit and rightly so. tsc~v~re Y t e multttu~e of tation days of yore. He sat there on a stool with Perfume Tree ~u~!c md~~try ~yp~~ loo~ng.for hi~ ~coustic guitar under one arm, his white hair Perfume Tree is one of those bands which has He nex~ tg thmg .. Artists hke shmmg bright under the spotlights. He had a always mad.e my jaw slack and left me speech- S~~s~r a~e been dts~ov~red at back:up band behind him playing simple rhythms less. That mght was no different. Perfume Tree b m t e past,_ which 1 ~ for htm to play and sing along to. He was also created some incredible music in the short set ~ro ably most easlly explamed accompanied by a bevy of rather plain-looking that they played. They performed a lot of stuff Y the amoun~ of alcohol w.hich g!rls at least 30-40 years his junior in sparkling from A Lifetime Away and a few tracks from the' .. e~ch exec or t~dustry-type tm- stlver dre ses which came to mid-thigh. These upcoming album, .._. btbes on any gtven day - a lot: were his back-up singers and honestly, they due out this The th~me of most of SXS'Y IS couldn't carry a tune much farther than he could. month from ~at, d~mk, and be merry whtle That's what I said, Harvey really can't carry World hstenmg to some of today's much of a tune, but he does write some pretty Domination. hottest talent. The following is a funny songs. He rambled through the various Their mix of run-down on some of the shows songs he recorded over the years for his electronics, live "' I caught this year. Astrology Songs and Golf Songs tapes and even bass, and angelic~ Colorsound pl~ye?. the ever-favorite "Mommy" in which he voca\s make me ~ 7 The lead singer is from The former, but i'm not quite sure if he realiize~~s;th:.!ar~ ~~~~~ Alarm, the guitarist is from The people like him because he is so bad that he's Cult, and the drummer is from funny. Harvey gives new meaning to the term The room was Sisters of Mercy. What more cheesy, but he drew a tremendous crowd and already packed Pee Shy live at SXSW could you ask for in a power-pop they were all into it, which is kind of strange with music indus- alt-rock band? A lot actually. when the man writes lyrics like "talkin' 'bout the Taurus, talkin' 'bout the bully-bull-bull." try-types when they opened the doors to the Colorsound reminded me a little maddening crowd of alternakids who were claw­ Buddy Guy of Matthew Sweet and a little of ing at the door to the club, hoping to ee these Nirvana, but failed to make I was lucky enough to catch the great Buddy Guy's amazing acou tic performance at a special dinosaurs in all their glory. As the door opened, much of an impression. What did the kids came in like stampeding cattle, filtering make an impression is the fact BMG party the first night of SXSW. When Guy took the stage, the room went dead silent. It was in amongst the execs trying to get in front of the that the drummer wa able to do a roll with one extremely high stage. Sonic Youth played a lot of hand. His drumming skills were incredible and amazing to see him play acoustic because he al­ most never performs that way. The effect material from the upcoming record, which, made the show worth watching. mesmerized the audience. Guy played some of thankfully, seems to be a return to the Sonic Come Youth of the Sister variety. Most of their songs Come overcame equipment problems to de­ his own stuff as well as an interpretation if a John Lee Hooker piece. He played with his eyes were pretty long and over-done. The more I lis­ liver an all-around excellent show. Thalia Zedek tened to them play, the more I realized how much and Chris Brokaw were dead-on with their play­ closed, his hands moving as though guided by a great piritual force, finding perfect note to res­ they are the Grateful Dead of the alternative ing and singing, often trading lead guitar and onate in the ears of his privileged audience. His world- they just don't know when to top. The vocals. One of the most brilliant and powerful performance was the kind that hits you in the pit show lasted well over an hour, but the crowd songwriting teams in music today, Zedek and of your stomach and you like it. Following each seemed pretty happy with it. Had they pent a lit­ Brokaw did nothing apart from astound as their ong he received a warm round of applau e and tle less time making noise with their instruments tremendou in the name of art, I probably would have liked it work thun­ at the end of his short set he received a much de­ better. dered served standing ovation. Amazing is an under tatement. through the Blowing away the execs at the Interview mag- quaint Robyn Hitchcock When this tall, grey-haired Englishman took azine par-tay were some true rock stars: Electric Spacehog. In a Chine e-themed celebration of Lounge. the stage at the State Theater, we knew we were in for a treat. Singing songs about, among other food and style in promotion of their new record, This was a The Chinese Album, Spacehog took command of powerful things; sex and Gene Hackman, Hitchcock blessed the audience with fine music and finer the ship and steered it into the uncharted waters perfor­ of mass hysteria. They mixed a little bit of humor mance, but wit. He reminded me of a musical Spalding Grey, constantly regaling the audience with funny sto­ with straight-up rock and roll and even offered it was cut listeners orne fortune cookies on the way out. short, prob- ries between perfect songs. On certain numbers, Come s Thnlia Zedek ably due to he was accompanied by "Timmy" on guitar and r

8 The Catalyst Announcements April 7, 1998

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