Dear Mr. Lawry, DEMOCRACY BECOMES A GOVERNMENT OF BULLIES TEMPERED BY EDITORS. - RALPH WALDO EMERSON

Sir, as an employee of Antioch College, and as the content editor of the Record, let me be the first to The assure you that I am the appropriate authority at the college to authorize the Record’s online publica- tion. I am directed by my job description to do so, as stated in the student handbook. Tomorrow, I am Record going to go before ComCil and ask them to endorse Vol 63.17 Friday, November 3, 2006 Yellow Springs, Ohio the website in question, www.antiochrecord.org, as the official website of the Antioch Record. ANTIOCH RECORD CSKC CENTER CANDIDATE I am indeed dismayed to see the ‘official’ site Thompson Kari by Photo my predecessors worked so hard to construct has VISITS CAMPUS DEBUTS ONLINE By Paige Clifton-Steele been removed from Antioch’s server, along with the archives from 1998-2005, but I am sure that Editors May Face Legal Action In its search for a new director, the Coretta they can still be found somewhere and will again Scott King Center (CSKC) for Cultural be made available again to interested parties. and Intellectual Freedom conducted its first My personal research, meager though it was, interview on campus last Tuesday with can- into the trademark issue revealed something rather have been taken to shore up the didate Dana Patterson. Two more candidates For the first time in over a legal issues present, and pending are expected. striking; Antioch University does not have a reg- year new articles from the Antioch ComCil’s endorsement of the web- The director’s job description is ambitious. istered trademark for the name “Antioch Record.” Record are available online, and for site on the day of this printing, He or she must serve as a special assistant At least not according to the U.S. Patent and the first time ever they are avail- the domain will remain operational, to the president on institutional diversity. He Trademark Office. (www.uspto.gov) able in an easy-to-navigate non-PDF providing our extended community or she must also sit on the presidential staff group in order to ensure that when the cabi- For this reason, and because the legal registrant format. The website, www.antio- access to campus news, events, and Dana Patterson answers IG, chrecord.org, went online earlier entertainment. net discusses campus issues, the importance Community Center questions of the domain www.antiochrecord.org is now this month, to acclaim from of diversity is a part of the conversation. In after community meeting. Community Government, and I have administra- co-op students and alumni addition to that, the director must raise funds tive access to the website, I have decided to con- alike. Alum and former CM for the CSKC. The college pays for three or four of those tinue to publish our newspaper online to serve the Matt Baya, donated the The committee was originally formed who interviewed well on the phone to cam- when AdCil charged the Coretta Scott King changing information needs of our community. domain to Antioch College pus. Interviewees typically arrive in the eve- Community Government, Center advisory group with nominating a list ning and go to dinner with the search com- We realize there is significant concern among and volunteered hours work- of persons who would select a director for mittee. The next day, beginning in the early members of the administration about the Record’s ing with the Record editors the fledgling center. This year’s committee, morning, the candidate endures back-to-back current Editorial Policy, and the Record Advisory to launch the site. which has several overlapping members with interviews with IG coordinators, community A memo from College last year’s, comprises two students, three leaders, the president, the head of coop, and Board is now working to redraft the policy, to faculty members, three staff member, and one President Steve Lawry some faculty. At lunch, the candidate must resolve these concerns. We have used Evergreen’s community government official. History pro- arrived in the mailbox of make a presentation and field questions from fessor Julie Gallagher chairs the committee. Student Media Publication Policy and Reuters the Record last Friday after- students and faculty alike. Finally, the candi- The college solicited applications and News Service’s Editorial Policy as a model for the noon, and is reproduced date must make an “exit interview” with the received resumes from over sixty candidates. on the back of this issue. committee. new policy, which I think will satisfy any issues the Lisa Lowery in the human resources depart- Since then, multiple steps Because of the complexity of the process, administration may have with the Record’s current ment divided the resumes into three tiers the search committee must ensure that the Editorial Policy. based on general qualifications. It looked, president is on campus, and that the various If you have any further issues regarding the Halloween at Antioch brings out spookier creatures than specifically, for candidates with teaching and community offices have time to meet with Record, or its online operation at www.antiochre- ghosts, wraiths, or ghouls. See Pages 16 & 17 for full research experience related to issues of social the candidate. development and equity. The search commit- cord.org, you can voice them to RAB, which will coverage and more photos When CSKC-candidate Dana Patterson tee inspected the resumes and chose its top arrived on campus last Tuesday, she subjected convene at Noon on Friday in the Antioch Inn. eight candidates, with six of whom it sched- herself to a barrage of questions from every You mentioned in your response to Levi, your uled phone interviews. stratus of the various campus constituencies. hope that this problem be easily remedied. I hope The interview is a demanding process Fifth-year Foster Neill says: “Dana was great designed to allow each campus constituency the steps we’ve taken and are taking will resolve at fielding student questions. We asked hard (students, staff, and faculty) to appraise the ones and we got solid answers.” First year the issue in a manner you deem appropriate. Thank candidate, and to allow the candidate to do his Sunny Franklin was equally impressed, “She you very much for your concern and interest in the own appraisal of the college. The latter is as was friendly and she was bubbly and she was Record, and remember that our pages serve as a important as the former, as was demonstrated smart.” when the committee’s original selection for space for the dialogue of all community members Molly Thornton, another first year, expressed director left after only two days when she her concerns for the qualifications of the and you are welcome and encouraged to write a let- arrived last year. director. “I think she should be approachable ter expressing you concerns, intentions, or desires. The first stage of the process involves and should fit into Antioch society.” interviewing approximately six candidates Until the next two candidates arrive on cam- Yours truly, over the phone. “It’s hard,” says fourth-year pus, it remains to be seen who will best fit the Lauren Hind, “because someone might inter- Luke C. Brennan qualifications. The arrival of those candidates view really well on the phone and then you will be publicized and their presentations Content Editor meet them, and it turns out they’re really made accessible for any community members incompetent in terms of social skills.” Photo by Kari Thompson who care to attend. The Staff inside... Content Editor: Jeremie Jordan: Mariel Traiman: Kari Thompson: Luke Brennan Reporter Reporter Photographer WHAT ELSE ARE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Real World News...... page 6 Paige Clifton-Steele: Niko Kowell: Megan Homewood: Layout Editor: Reporter Sexpert Crossword Nookie with Niko...... page 9 Bella Vilshanetskaya: Marjorie Jensen: Morgan Realegeno: Allergies of the Finite Declassifieds...... page 10 Foster Neill Reporter Columnist QOW/Crossword YOU James Fischbeck: Ivan Dihoff Dylan Merriam: On Wednesday, November 8th from 12:00-1:00 in the work argues that the relations of provocation and re- Reporter/Asst. Music Reviews VS. Senior Profile...... page 11 Kim-Jenna Jurriaans: Antioch Inn, Isabella Winkler, Visiting Assistant Pro- sponse proper to allergy provide new insight into those Reporter Wesley Hiserman: Wood Pipes Chuck Williams: DBOD...... page 12 Reporter Music Reviews Columnist ONNA O fessor of Women’s Studies and Philosophy, will give a phenomena, such as terrorism, that exceed conventional Chris DeArcangelis: G D ? Movie Reviews...... page 13 Repoter/Columnist Madeline Helser: F/ Stop Fitzgerald: lunchtime lecture presentation entitled Allergies of the binary oppositions. Reporter Movie Reviews Edward Perkins: Thursday night movies at Finite. Her most recent publication, “Love, Death and Halloween w/ Marjorie...... page 15 R.W.N. Kathryn Leahey Peter Zimbicki: Reporter Movie Reviews Parasites,” part of a compilation on the poststructural- Feel free to bring your own lunch or buy lunch in the Question of the Week...... page 14 Daniel McCurdy: Kelly Hall R.W.N. ist thinker Michel Serres, is a rereading of Romeo and college cafeteria. For information: Jill Becker 769- Halloween Party...... pages 16-17 Contributors: Juliet. At the Faculty Lecture, she will be presenting her 1026 Crossword...... page 18 Daniel Freshman The cold weather and re- latest work on allergy as a model for difference. This Events...... page 19 Contact us: Kendel Calyen sulting lack of stoop parties Lauren Hind has taken meaning away Internationally Acclaimed Hip Hop Choreographer, Teddi Kimmel from Thursday nights. To For a term subscription to Matt Baya pick up the slack, Thurs- Rennie Harris, will give a lecture demonstration at the Record, please mail day night movies are back or hand deliver a check at Kelly Hall in a big way. Antioch College. This week, the dashing Re- for $14.00 to the Record Mission November 7, 2006 CONCERNS? BRING office in the basement of Statement cord Special Correspondent Kendall Calyen sits down 7-8:30 PM HARRIS IS A RIVETING SPEAKER AND PERFORM- THEM TO THE Main Hall. Our mailing ad- - To serve the information in the South Gym Dance Studio, 795 LivermoreStreet at ER. DON’T MISS THIS INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNI- needs of the community with the equally jaw-drop- RECORD ADVISORY dress is: pingly handsome Thursday Marshall Street TY RIGHT HERE IN YELLOW-SPRINGS. The Record in a continuous fashion; night movie advocate Devin $5 General admission, Free for CG BOARD (RAB) way. 795 Livermore St. - To provide all members Ross to talk about movies, For questions and details, contact Jill Becker at (937)769- of the community with ac- FRIDAY IN THE Yellow Springs, Ohio love and his upcoming un- Record: Do you take re- Harris was voted one of the most influential people in the 1026 or Kelsa Rieger at (847)476-7009/kelsa_rieger@ cess to their newspaper ANTIOCH INN 45387 titled solo album. quests? last one hundred years of Philadelphia history, and has sbcglobal.net - To serve as a reliable Devin: No, and any attempt been compared to twentieth-century dance legends Alvin FROM 12:00 - 1:00 instrument for recording Record: So you’ve been Call us: 937-769-1051 to usurp my absolute control Ailey and Bob Fosse. PM the College's history playing movies for the last over the 10 p.m. Thursday E-mail us: - To serve as an instru- two Thursdays… night slot in Kelly Hall will record@antioch-college. ment for education in civic How do you choose these be met with fierce resis- "Poets Reading for Peace" Dear Community, edu and journalistic responsi- movies? tance. Devin: Through an ability Ten local poets will read poems from When: Wednesday, Nov. 1, 7 p.m. Pacernick at (937) 775-3136 (gary. Well, the eighth week is bility done and over with and we to ignore most of my sur- Record: What’s the biggest their work relating to war, conflict Where: Dayton International Peace [email protected]) roundings at all times. Gen- have all survived, some Dear Community turnout you’ve had? and peace. Museum I would like to call your attention to Submission Guidelines: erally, instead of interacting Devin: I had over thirty Readers will include Herbert Mar- Feel free to contact me (Ben / BSG@ more scathed than others. with strangers or getting on In any case The Record Livermore Street, the community literary people come to Battle tin, Gary Mitchner, David Garrison, The event is free and open to all antioch-college.edu) with questions, The Record welcomes submis- the right train, I’ll be won- Royale in the Spring of ‘06. you’re holding is another magazine. As you may know, Livermore Gary Pacernick, and Ben Grossberg. too. sions from all community mem- dering: Would Death Race It answered a question that solid piece of work in my ready have a page, weekly Street has held workshops at 6:00 pm in bers, in the form of articles, 2000 be best to show before I had been kicking around For More information: contact Gary opinion. This time of year letters on the back page are un- Main 326 to help prepare you all for our a raffle party which is opinion pieces, photographs, or after Wild Zero? It con- for a while: How long does th always seems particularly necessary. Hopefully this will coming up soon. The tentative date is Nov. 11 (a Saturday). I illustrations, and letters to the sumes me… it take for an audience to be- glum to me, as cold and over- be the last week we present won’t give away the theme just yet. So even though the deadline editor or the community. The come desensitized to images Settler’s Celebration cast skies kill off any leaves for submissions is Nov.15th, if you want to get in on a shot at the Record reserves the right to Record: What’s your favor- of ninth graders murdering such a letter to you. Another Saturday November 4 at Indian Take a Hike on the Underground Coretta Scott King Center clinging to branches in hopes prizes you better be ready four days sooner. Get those submissions edit all submissions for spell- ite movie? each other with farming rather somber note this week, ing, grammar, length and libel, Devin: This Thursday night. Mound Park Railroad for Cultural and Intellectual Free- of climate change. Still, the a member of our beloved staff in, we’re still under ten! You can still edit work after it has been implements? At Antioch and to crop or resize photos Kelly Hall. 10:00 p.m. during spring term, it took Sunday November 5 Do some fun hands-On activities dom pine grove in the Glen is re- has departed. The mystic Amy submitted, and workshops will continue after our deadline passes and illustrations. All submis- about 30 minutes. Antioch College markable this time of year, a in order to offer help polishing those Livermore Street gems. Campbell has seen the future, sions must be received digi- Record: Isn’t this someone Learn More: 795 Livermore Street bed of fresh needles makes and it’s not pretty. Unfortu- Perhaps you want to submit but don’t know what you’ve got? tally. Those interested in sub- elses’ job? Record: What’s the hardest 15 Minutes Away FREE Jelesia Clyburn Yellow Springs, OH 45387 the ground comfortable, and nately she has resigned and the Livermore Street accepts photos, photos of drawings and other mitting to the Record should Devin: Last spring Pip did part about this? Ohio Campus Compact 937-769-1159 it’s a scenic place to relax on Record must now seek out a art, poetry, fiction, and non-fiction. We’ve had people submit contact the appropriate editor. this job, but the FWSP posi- Devin: The amount of effort Americorps*Vista a warm autumn night, should new soothsayer, one to bring us recipes and we’re open to songs with chords, anything your cre- tion for Kelly Hall has been I put into Kelly Hall movies another one arrive. This week better tidings hopefully. If any ative mind can put together. Autobiography is another area al- Advertising Policy: eliminated. There’s no “old often pales in comparison we received markedly fewer of you have recently squee- most everyone should be able to work with. Still unsure? Come guard” left who actually to what I put into any other We welcome all inquires for letters from you, community, geed your third eye and care to the workshop on Thursdays; we’ll help you get somewhere. understand how the projec- part of my life. I think about advertising, but we reserve the tion booth works, which is SEX Week Starts This Sunday! than we usually do. I hope this to take a crack at writing horo- Even better, come to workshop on Nov 7th when we hope Ben that sometimes at night, es- right to make final decisions re- unfortunate because if you pecially when I’m loosing trend is not persistent, as your scopes, email us or find me and Grossberg, the creative writing professor will lead a workshop. Get ready for a week full of AMAZING events sur- bakery if there is interest). Meet at the stoop at 6pm. letters are usually my favorite garding ad content. We will not go in there you may notice sleep because I think that we’ll talk. Alright, it’s late, I’m Get those submissions in. censor any ads, regardless of rounding sex positivity Friday the 10th- Let's Ruck! Rugby fundraiser party (the part of the Record, no offense that a lot of the wires are I’ve put the flyers up for the tired. Hope you all have a great It might not seem like a big deal. I understand. Maybe you're whether we, the editors, agree held together with clothes- rugby team is very sex positive...and they're cute too). to my staff, which is composed show one day too early, or week. The satire issue is on the thinking, other people will submit. Wel guess what - they won't. with the advertiser’s political pins. >>> Sunday the 5th- Sex Positivity Discussion Group 3pm in Come buy some kisses. Dance Space 10:30pm of extraordinary and talented when I can’t concentrate in horizon, so it might be best to You have to. You. And after you can feel good eating cake, er...it affiliation or not. We hold the the Womyn's Center individuals. In any case, more class because I’ve become start thinking of ideas if you looks good on you resumé. belief that our readers have a Record: Why Thursday and convinced that I overuse Monday the 6th- PORN!! the adult film 'Pirates' 9pm lo- Work off some of your stress this week with a lot of fun, letters please. I really desire want to contribute. Oh, and go to Community Meeting, ComCil and AdCil. Espe- sense of their own biases as why Kelly Hall? Impact in the fonts in my cation TBA safe, and consensual sex!! that the Record represent the well as a basic respect for each cially AdCil. 8:00 am is good for you. Devin: It’s like the stoop flyers. I do too. I’m a cow- Tuesday the 7th- BDSM workshop and DIY presented by voice of the community as ac- advertiser’s freedom of speech. parties, except you can turn Truly, madly, and deeply ard. the trans and genderqueer group 7pm in the queer center Meredith and Beth curately as possible, so if you All ads accepted will be run ex- off the lights and not look at yours, Love Wednesday the 8th- Field Trip to An Open Book, a queer Womyn's Center have something to say, use this actly as submitted. Please con- each other. At times I think BATTLE ROYALE Foster Neill tact us with further inquiries. and sex-positive book store, and The Lion's Den, a sex PBX 1048 medium to say it. And don’t Luke C. Brennan, Esq. that all Antioch gatherings KELLY HALL worry; I realize that since I al- Rates available upon request. would be much better this 10 PM TONIGHT toy store (This trip will also include a stop by a vegan Page 19 To Everyone who has ever picked up a pencil, pen, amateur or visionary aesthetic. It was an Letters Our MUNITION OF THE WEEK: paintbrush, camera, quill, marker, crayon, pastel, can example of Antioch’s commitment to demo- of spray paint, gluestick, or sharpie, cratic and accessible media and art. In short, it was amazing! I would like to draw your attention to the final NOW- the Herndon Gallery Spring Art Show spring (historically “Senior”) art show in the Herndon has taken a serious turn for the worst. In order Gallery. The art show was once home to many a stu- to have work in the show, you are now required dent- art major or not- and was a chance for students to take and pass a credited course on art gallery to exhibit work to the community, specifically during presentation. The Herndon Gallery Director, THE AR-7 “SURVIVAL RIFLE” Commencement (when all the parents, relatives, and Colette Palamar, is teaching this course. She was friends) were there to stand in awe of their graduating not receptive to any kind of changes or excep- Designed by Eugene Stoner in 1958, the AR-7 was adopted into service bythe senior’s work. It was the ONLY opportunity for some tions to this new rule. You must also be enrolled United States Air Force in 1959 to serve as a light weight carbine for pilots shot -those who had never taken an art class, were busy in an art or communications class. down in enemy territory. The unique features of the AR-7 have allowed it to remain completing SGS courses and senior projects for their I am writing specifically to share an idea with one of the most common and trusted survival rifles on the market, 48 years after its non-art majors- to share work that maybe they had everyone: Boycott the “Exhibiting Visual Arts” creation. The AR-7 weighs a mere 2.5 lbs, has a total length of 35’’ and magazine created over co-op, or in their free time. Any student class! If there is no one enrolled in the class- no sizes that vary in capacity from 8 rounds to 50 rounds. The AR-7 has a maximum who wanted to submit work for the show could, and work to hang- the professor will have no choice but range of 110 yards. The rifle fires a .22 caliber Long Rifle rim fire bullet, which in only had to have their work ready to be hung by a to allow others to show their work. terms of units sold, is by far the most common cartridge in the world. The AR-7 specified due date. In the past, the exhibit has been Please share this email with others who are inter- can be quickly disassembled into three sections, all of which are able to be stored hosted by students and/or faculty. The curator was ested in showing work in the spring. Anyone who is inside of the stock of the rifle, which is capable of floating in water. The reliable responsible for assisting the students in acquiring interested in brainstorming an alternative art show operating system of the rifle, a blowback semi-automatic design, makes it ideal for and putting together the necessary supplies (frames, or other ways around this elitist and undemocratic Thank use in harsh conditions. The AR-7 represents one of the best rifles in its class, and hooks, matting, tacks, etc.) for hanging their work. exhibit, please contact me. Any questions or com- You has found its way into the backpacks of survivalists across the nation. The art show once was called “The Raw and The ments, also...please feel free to ask... ~Lauren Hind Cooked,” articulating the show’s professional yet [email protected] ACROSS 19 Savings that might hatch? 937.532.6303 1 Holly day? 6 ______Day O'Conner DOWN Thanks CCNWSS! the administration to take us seriously, at all. On an consent. 9 An -ism, or uppercase 2 ______Ahead, Fall Back I don’t get it. Antioch used to be all about “owning ideological level, judging people by what they wear Did you know one of the so-called “identid- 11 Product of photosynthesis 3 Lightest boxing weight your shit” and putting your literal or figurative pbx or how they look is dare I say, classist? It could also kyes” has trichotillomania? It's a disorder when 13 Female singer Day 4 It can light a cigarette and color on everything you did and said regarding campus. I fall under sexist, racist and heterosexist in certain sce- you pull out your hair. This was the first environ- 15 Middle of IRA coordinate don’t get why this Campus Council for a Non-Wack narios. It’s like straight out of an Antioch-esque Mean ment she felt comfortable in not wearing her wig. 17 Lightning's counterpart 5 Clip it and save Social Scene is apparently exempt from this. Usually Girls, where you get dissed for being not being gay Thanks to the CCNWSS she and everyone else can 18 Hump day 7 Bad lighting or neon what they write is mildly interesting to decidedly lame, enough, unique enough, or unhippy enough. The thing all feel a little more unsafe, a little more judged for 8 This light doesn't go since I don’t really care about reading gossip and weird is, it doesn’t matter. If someone is seriously bothered negligible things, and a little more divided in the 10 Saving yourself? things about parties. I guess I missed the memo when by how someone dresses or looks, one needs to really face of so-called troubles with the administration. 12 "______Lightness of Being" gossip became justifiable “news.” Generally I just ask themself why. It doesn’t immediately give them The bottom line is that the CCNWSS is pathetic. 14 Partical of light ignored it and read the more interesting things. Which the excuse to go out and hide behind some stupid acro- But maybe this article will get them to own their shit 16 Light's mass opposite didn’t include declassifieds. nym and insult people without having to deal with the and put their names on their work. And then we’ll But the last installation of the CCNWSS caught my repercussions. know what we need to look like around the right attention and detracted from the rest of the newspaper, Can you imagine how shitty and stupid you would people in order to fit in. And isn’t that what we all except for the conversation between Andrzej and the feel if someone did that to you? Asked you to pose for want at Antioch? To fit in? I’ll think I go shop at a 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Record. It plain sucked. I can’t tell you how lame it pictures without being completely and utterly direct thrift store now just so I can get a head start. is to read about people passive-aggressively insulting about what they were for, and then used them in a 4:00-8:00 PM - Sew Dank. 1:00-3:00 PM - Zine 9:30 AM - 12 PM - Waffl e 7:00 PM - Monday Night 4:00-8:00 PM Stitch ‘n 8:30 PM - Survivor 5:00-9:00 PM - Game others on grounds I thought stayed in high school. slanderous manner without your consent? Wow, how - Teddi Kimmel Bring patterns and materi- Fiend. Zine and fl yer mak- Haus: a vegan, freegan Movies. Themed movie Bitch. Calling all knitters Group. A group for sur- Night. Canasta, crib- Please, what people wear? You clearly don’t want un-Antioch. And we are supposed to be ALL about als or clothes to alter. No ing in wellness. Supplies potluck. Bringyummy nights. Double features and crocheters! With vivors of sexual assault, bage, D&D, Monopoly, prior sewing experience provided. With Marissa breakfast and brunch food and popcorn! In the Hannah. brought to you by SOPP. poker, whatever game needed. Sewing machines to cook and share. Cook- Lounge in Wellness. The rest of Wellness is your heart desires, available. With Marissa. ing starts in Birch at 9:30. 7:00-11:00 PM Pirates closed during this time here’s the time and The Record apoligizes for the following mistakes in last week's issue, #16, seriously the educational purposes of their co-op experience and their obligations With Clara. Alternative Library dis- Don’t Buy It. Bring your place. With Hannah. Volume 63, 10/27/06 . as a paid employee of the College. cussion group meets 6:00 8:00PM-12:00 AM Friday laptops, MP3 players, and 7:00-8:30 PM - Massage Brennan, who read the letter to ComCil calmly, took a minute for himself PM. This week's topic: Night Wellness Parties. 7:00–11:00 PM - Tea and blank CD’s to wellness. with Diana. Sign up out- 6:00-7:00 PM - Eat * The following section was missing in the article "Comcil in Crisis, after putting down the paper. Vice-president Jurasek, who had just walked in to situationism Changing themes and text books! Come to a tea Music swapping a plenty side of Wellness for your Me! A food discussion Row over RAB leads to tears and tyranny" "Following the the meeting about half way into the letter, took seat in the back to listen. After activities. Come relax, party and study, talk, re- will ensue. With Clara. spot! group in the cafeteria, unwind and let loose the 3:00-5:00 PM - Massage special guest speakers "no news is good news" motto, ComCil stoically continued a clear moment of silence, it is CM Levi B. Cowperwhite who first speaks up, lax, be with friends. With with Diana. Sign up out- Wellness way! Clara in Wellness AdCil MBCR 8:00 AM and changing topics. its move towards reforming RAB, by furhter elaborating addressing Jurasek personally: "I'm pissed! Why wasn't this taken to RAB? Why side of Wellness for your With Anne. the tabled motion with concrete suggestions to add two is this system so unimportant to you? We fight for what we love, we think it’s Livermore Street Editori- spot! $3 Pitcher Night - Community Meeting 3:00 extra faculty seats to [the existing board and introduc- important. We talk about it all the time. It means nothing to you. This is what al Board meeting, open to ComCil - 3:00 PM Peach's PM McGregor 113 ing staggered two year appointments for non-student we work so hard for every day. That's what makes leaders, Rick. What are you all - 6:00 PM Livermore MBCR Street offi ce, just past the members. teaching us?" He pauses for a second, but doesn't get the desired answer. "You are pool room. Creative Writing Brainstorming and discussion, however, quickly skipping every educational moment here. By writing this letter and not bringing Workshop - run by the turned into tears and anger after Record co-editor this to RAB. What makes you think you're so] damn important? And I mean you Livermore Street Edi- Luke Brennan returned from the President’s office Rick! I know this is also you." tors, open to all - 6:00 with an unexpected letter from the Dean of Faculty. PM to 8:00 PM, Main In the letter, (found on the back of this issue) both * Also in the same article, the dean of students was noted for absence when in fact Building, RM 326 Brennan and co-editor Foster Neill are addressed per- it was the Dean of Faculty sonally, in what Bloch calls "a final admonition that the Antioch Record not be a platform for menacing * Previous issues have had a tag along the binding with issue dates and numbers and threatening speech." In the letter, Bloch calls into which have not been changed. They are fixed this week. question the extent to which both editors are taking Page 18 Background art by Spencer Woodard Corrections Page 3 Rucking Their Way into Our Hearts AIMACin' one point I was unsure if I should keep A Retrospective of the Antioch Radicals By Chris DeArchangelis dancing with escaped mental patient tations of this format, spe- Caroline Debevic, or call the authorities, By Mariel Traiman How many times have cifically the lack of a full her elevated level of dangerous hotness team MVP by doing everything in her power to defend you thought to yourself, tonal range resulting from urged me to go with the latter, as I threw This past Saturday the Antioch Radicals played their against the formidable skills of the other team. “I want to be a success- the composition of the caution to the wind. Yes community, I best game to date against the fierce beasts of Ohio Wes- One highlight of the game was a stunning play by ful audio recording art- material of the recording even danced with the devil that night, the leyan College. No, we didn’t win, and we didn’t score Laura Kopp, when she by means of a two hand push ist?” Maybe, you even medium, recording from Devil and Daniel McCurdy that is. any goals, but the difference between the beginning of shoved a player from the opposing team out of bounds. think “Golly, I’d like to this era sound smushed be a successful audio re- and fuzzy, distant but “The party was great, but then I went the season and our performance last Saturday was noth- Meredith Root, acted as the team’s Scrum half and team cording artist, a puttter- close, like a ghost. to make out… a lot” Said international ing short of miraculous. There was ball catching, and captain displaying natural athletic prowess as she shout- outer of albums, singles, Enter crazed German student Paula. There was a portion of the running, and tackling so impressive spectators were ed directions Radicals, who are starting to learn what night involving a performance by James seen leaving to change their pants at half time. Jeannette they actually mean. I’d like to give special recognition Mason when I thought I might have been “Coachy” Todd whipped the rag-tag Radicals into shape to J Switlick, for whom Saturday’s game was the last of on acid, there was a zebra fairy to my through a combination of drills, scrimmages, positive re- an impressive college Rugby career. J played hard, and left, The Dude to my right, and a sexy inforcement and maternal smiles and shrugs- no money, went out in rock star fashion with a knee injury, luckily fighter pilot flying straight into my heart- drugs, or sexual favors were needed to get us to practice, this rugby all-star is as comfortable with crutches, as while I nervously hoped Beth Jones’ in the promise of Coachy’s approval as we began grasping rugby balls. Overall the Radicals played hard, and beau- convincing vampire get up wouldn’t turn the concepts presented to us was enough to inspire reli- tifully in an impressive turn toward the real athleticism me into a member of the undead… or gious fanatic like dedication to the team, and the sport we after a lot of hard work are surely capable. I love you maybe I was hoping she would. When not busy battling giant tampons, and the corporations who produce and promote them- I, Mariel Traiman, (*insert gasp of shock and awe here) could be seen ca- vorting with assorted party goers in my Toxic Shock Avenger getup, which I will use this forum to explain- a champion of hits, bricks, making tall scientist Fritz Pfleumer in women’s rights, raised on a steady diet change!” Time to put on 1926. Somehow, this guy of second wave feminist theory and John your morning gown and figured out how to create Waters movies the Toxic Shock Avenger Photos by Kari Thompson mosey to the heart of An- long strips of plastic tape stands in the face of evil working to sub- tioch College, the shining that contained magnetic vert Patriarchal power structures through Student Union, and visit particles small enough to meant my article to be positive and sa- edly. Specifically the ladies on the couch, used the scissors from my trusty Leather- conscious confrontation, and pheromone the Antioch Independent react to electrical signals. tirical, I did not consider that in writing some of whom I think are some of the best man to cut all my hair off, it was really Media Art’s Collective By 1945, the medium was power. it I could be construed as reinforcing the dressed on campus- my remark (snide as fucking liberating, and after googling (AIMAC) Recording being applied successful Now to address the elephant in kind of societal expectations of “who’s it was) was directed at the picture which many-a picture of Sinead O’Connor, Si- Studio to lay down some to the recording of sound the room- hey elephant, what are you dope tracks. Don’t know through the use of trans- cool, who’s not” that many of us come was misleading in it’s perceived homo- gourney Weaver circa Aliens, and Demi doing in my room? Seriously though, what dope, or tracks are? ducers. A microphone to Antioch to get away from. Some of the geneity. Really- don’t hate the player, Moore as G.I. Jane I have decided to re- th I thoroughly enjoy everything about In the late 20 century, is a transducer, which is comments in my last article (the infamous hate the game, (but really what do I know scind my stance on the shaved head phe- dope has come to mean something that converts Antioch parties, and maybe even more style profile) were not positive, and to from style, running around looking like nomenon. Ya’ll are beautiful, and yeah I quite a many things. It is sound into electrical sig- so I enjoy writing about them. I’ve not unlikely to hear the nal and back again. A mi- those I offended I apologize whole heart- a second rate Paris Hilton and shit, looks took a cheap shot in the name of satire, word dope being used to crophone and a speaker like I got dressed but at the end of the day- you’re still reference a drug, an at- are almost identical in in the dark… re- mad cute, and that’s what’s important. titude, or a person. This construction, excepting ally, look at my If we’ve learned anything from this situ- sort of sloppy word usage the precise makeup and is a hallmark of the Eng- wiring of each that gives footwear, the ation it’s that it’s not how you’re going lish language. it its capacity to either cow should have to college, it’s how you’re looking while A “Track” refers to an turn sound into electricity lived, and that you’re doing it. So now that I’m out of individual recording of or electricity into sound hair? Ever heard the closet (just don’t tell my family, ok?) Photo by Kari Thompson sound onto a recording Somewhere between a of conditioner? if you have any issues with what I do in medium. Today’s popular microphone and a speak- of Rugby. ruggers, and am proud to consider myself a part such a recordings often feature er is what is called a mag- Come on Lil- this article, please confront me- all I ever New additions to the Jock Squad include Kari Thomp- fierce team of soulful and hardcore people. In dark times several individual record- netic tape head. The mag- lith Fair ended in wanted was for people to like me and son, Kelly (Irons) Ahrens, Gabriella Sibrian and Emma the Radicals should shine like a beacon of hope as role ings compiled together to netic tape heads (there are 1999, Paula Cole since I don’t have enough time to sleep Emmerich whose collective devotion to taking “bitches” models for the Antioch community. We may not be the create a “Song.” Before a few different types, each wants her look with everyone, and keep up my studies, down is both impressive and terrifying. Saturday’s game biggest team, or know the most about what actually goes 1945, there was no pos- serving its own purpose) back, and those I have to settle for trying to make people sible way to assemble are little boxes with strips was comparable only to A League Of Their Own in its in to playing the game, we may smoke, and crumple into several different record- across them that meet up tracks suits- looks laugh, and encourage them to come to heartwarming display of team spirit. The sky was gray, it asthmatic pain balls if made to run more than one lap, ings into one space of with and read or write to like I robbed some parties. Artfully attempting to back pedal was cold as fuck, the other team was huge and scary, and but what we lack in skill, we make up for in spirit. We recording medium, thus the tape as it is played ones grandma…) off into the sunset this is The Artist For- the ground was a muddy amalgam of wet grass, deep pud- may lose games, but we’re never defeated, because we limiting and shaping the through the machine. In Also, after some merly Known as the Co-operative Coun- dles, and slippery mud, but the Radicals weren’t shaken have fun, in the face of insurmountable odds and evil we type of music popularly most situations, there are serious reflecting cil for a Non-Wack Social Scene, Mariel recorded. Recordings three types of tape heads: (they sure were shaking though with near hypothermic stand strong- ready, willing, and able to Ruck shit up. were inscribed into ace- the record head, the play- I am transported Traiman wishing you a happy Yesvem- spasms). The anonymously evil other team, and crooked Don’t forget to show your support at the November tate, a brittle predecessor back head, and the erase to a time shortly ber, and plenty of opportunities to make ref. did everything in their power to crush the spirits of 10th Rugby party where the team will be selling dates, to vinyl. The recording head. Each head is sort of after my 18th out with nice people, see you next week the Radicals, but through blood, mud and spittle cheers kisses, and (cross your fingers) calendars in hopes of was inscribed into the ac- a transducer of its own, birthday, to the at the 80’s workout jam. of “That’s so Gay” still rang out like church bells on a getting our broke asses reimbursed for gas expenses. etate by way of a vibrat- but applied to magnetic bathroom of a flop ing needle, which cut a tape. The recording head clear summers day. When not yelling “Fuck You” at the groove into the revolving puts the signal onto the house in Portland other team, Lauren Hind was cementing her position as disc. Because of the limi- tape, the play back head Oregon where I

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The Record 11.3.06 Volume 63 Issue 17 Vilshanetskaya Bella By OF A noc te ak f smoking of lack the to enforce present R.A.s were There category.same the under fell it event, school a was this since and classes, during campus on smoke to allowed not are They body. the to damaging be to it considers to school their because permitted not were dents stu Cedarville the with smokers, populated was although lane surprise, our our To school attended. they what matter no turn, their took they as lane their in all bowlers the on cheered schools from Students such. and movies, music, of dislikes and likes common about talk was there friendly, was everyone Once school. in differences the to limited not was Discourse around. floating topics various a were there atmosphere, In casual bowl. they before pray NOT DO students Cedarville world. the improve will dents rigorous in the hope that its stu is Antioch as much religious as beliefs their in rigorous that is school a Cedarville, ing attend students to of referring thought the Christians”, the with “Bowling at but ing bowl- for love their of event, out not students the for Antioch tickets Some bought them. see to event another for wait to have will we communication in up mix a to due but show, to supposed was Wilberforce State, Whittenburg, and Central State. Wright Cedarville, ed includ bowl-a-thon Friday’s last in represented schools The why.’ ‘Generation in our fellows know to to get chance and unwind the students our provided Inter- Council, the Collegiate by held event Night, an Bowling beer, of ers greasy pitch of plethora of a and food, scent smacking lip- the smoke, second-hand of ambiance an Amidst alley. bowling Beaver-vu the at ing bowl- of night a for area the in together with camefive other schools College Antioch students Friday, from past This NTIOCH

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The Record 11.3.06 Volume 63 Issue 17 Force vs.Power it always has been, but how it always has been got kicked off campus. And campus. off kicked got been has always it how but been, has always it fihow Interesting withheld. are plans but how be to it expecting came years rst down, knocked down, shut getting are buildings how Interesting recognized? not but harmful less or more are hazards health how Interesting myself. know back pay keeping students broke now available for many to read online? I don’t in like Topthousands circulating, discussing also radio are 40 but trash, the in are documents important because it Is sick? students getting possibly place, the over all fiis page mold the black of how ahold out gets nds who someone because it Is that? is why paper, community the to regards in online anything some sort of hush-hush to the public be world. to Are you seemed serious? 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I was way drunker than everyone else. There’s also a way to view all 432 Antioch alumni (and We were in the suburbs and I go to the door to smash it College I believe this includes current students) on facebook at Other sites - Try going on flickr.com or youtube.com and and my friends yell, “Car!” so I think “It will be cool to http://www.facebook.com/ classmate.php?n=16778074 search for Antioch College. Not too much there right now throw it in front of the car’s headlights…” but it’s a cop. He With the recent popularity of ‘social networking’ websites but if these sites keep evolving as fast as they have been screeches to a halt and starts questioning my friends and such as myspace and facebook it’s inevitable that Antioch Linked-In - http://www.linkedin.com/in/horacemann - then there is bound to be more soon. Keep your ears and I ran away. Also, I showered naked with Courtney, Dan Horace Mann returns from the grave once again at this eyes open for the ‘next big thing’ in social networking and Coate and Sandy on Halloween. – Martin Brown College communities, including current students as well as alumni have jumped on these sites in an effort network, more business networking website LinkedIn. be a trail blazer. Horace needs more homes :) communicate and socialize. However, you might not find some of these spots unless you know where to look. This Livejournal - One of the older social networking/blog- What’s next? While all the above sites are interesting and One Hallow- ging sites, you’ll find a lot of alums from the 90’s fill various niches, none of them do ‘everything’ that we’d een I was just article is not meant to be a complete list but rather a sam- pling of some of the ones I happen to have stumbled across. here. You can view all LJ members who are associ- need in a ‘virtual community’ of Antiochians. My bets are dressed up as ated with Antioch at http://www.livejournal.com/ schools/ on Gare’s alumni site on the college site right now, but he is a black sheet, There are some that have a more interesting story behind them, like ?ctc=US&sc=OH&cc=Yellow+Springs&sid=3839 or view the web guy for the whole university so I don’t know how I couldn’t the Antioch College Students & Alumni community page much time he has in helping alumni network and commu- see ‘cuz I Friendster, while others are fairly self-explanatory. Probably at http://community.livejournal.com/antioch_college/ nicate. I had plans to set something up at Antiochians.org couldn’t the best thing about all these sites is that, at least as far as I too but so far there’s nothing really there. wear my can tell, no one ‘official’ from the college is running these glasses. – virtual entities and thus some of the comments on these Frappr - http://www.frappr.com/antiochians - Wouldn’t it be neat if someone took google maps and added the ability I’m certain there are probably some places I forgot to men- Tall Dylan I got eggs thrown at me. sites can get pretty interesting. Note, for many of these to put pushpins where members of a group are located? tion, or just plain don’t know about. Y’all grew up with – Josh Rodriguz you’ll need to create an account to access them. That’s exactly what Frappr does and even has some chat & the Internet; tell us old farts what’s going on. Go find this Friendster - http://www.friendster.com/horacemann - Back commenting features. Go add your pin to the map. article on http://antiochrecord.org/ and post other links in I was in Park Slope during my Fall ’05 co-op, walking when one of the first social networking sites, ‘Friendster’, the comments. If you build it they will come. home from the club, too tired to spend the whole night first started there were a number of accounts created for OTHER ANTIOCH RELATED WEBSITES dancing with my friends. I was dressed like a priest & lis- -Matthew Baya ‘92 tening to Diana Ross. Some kids threw an egg at me and objects, geographic places and businesses/colleges/etc. Sometimes referred to as ‘Fakesters’ these accounts took AMP - http://antiochmedia.blip.tv/ - While I’m sure every- CM ‘92 - ‘93 it barely grazed my shoulder , but being the loose cannon one reading this at Antioch is familiar with AMP (Antioch Asst. To the Dean of Students ‘93 - ‘96 that I am, I screamed at them Courtney Love style and was on a virtual persona of this object/entity but also provided Media Pulse) those of us out in the wild don’t get to hear Asst. Directory of Technology Resources ‘96 - ‘97 thrown on the sidewalk and kicked in the ribs and gut re- a place for those affiliated with it to network and commu- about this kind of stuff often so I wanted to mention this for Alumni Board ‘97 - ‘00 peatedly. More eggs were thrown on me as well. – Perry nicate. One such account was created for Antioch College and a number of people befriended it and all was well. other alumni. Video blogs and other short productions from However, the brilliant marketing minds at Friendster, the Antioch. Seems to have been dorment for the past 3 months, but I doubt it’s ‘quite dead yet’ Once some- same ones that refused to sell to Google and instead let myspace steal their thunder, decided that accounts had one tired to Antioch92 - http://groups.msn.com/antioch92/ run over me to be for ‘real people’ and threatened to shut down this account unless it was associated with a real name, and - Originally created as the 10 year reunion on Halloween forum for the class of 1992 it quickly morphed – Kelly 1st yr thus the account became the official Friendster presence of Horace Mann. Since then Horace has been assisting into the ‘Antiochians of the 90’s’ forum. Lots Antiochian’s of all generations to network and a number of topics are discussed here ranging from ‘what of people have comments about Horace & Antioch. Take ever happened to’ to ‘what are you listening to a look at his friends list and you might find some other now’ and everything in between. ‘fakester’ accounts. My friends Homecoming was on Halloween and we had Antioch Record - http://antiochrecord.org/ - to take her bike with us on the drive. We tied it on the roof For the past few years I’ve been writing a and as we were driving on the freeway it fl ew loose, so she MySpace - Probably the largest and most visible of the social networking websites out there, Rupert Murdoch’s rather lengthy note to each terms Record edi- got her body out of the window and tried to hold on to the tors begging them to not only put the PDFs bike and almost lost her bike and her homecoming dress. MySpace probably gets mentioned on the news more than of each issue up on the web but to also post – Bella 1st yr the Internet itself. Antioch College has a ‘fakester’ virtual presence here too: http://www.myspace.com/antiochcol- individual articles into a ‘blog’ so us geeks out lege/ . However, Myspace didn’t shut down this presence here in the lands far far away can easily keep up and even took notice that there was a demand for groups with what’s going on. This terms editors were wanting to network around bands, places, etc. and cre- the first to actually chat with me on this and ated a ‘real’ virtual presence for Antioch at http://schools. well, I’m a sucker, so I set up a site for them Question Of myspace.com/index.cfm? fuseaction=schools&schoolID= and right now I’m putting articles up myself. 3535 My hope is this gains some traction and Yellow Springs even has a group too : http://groups. The Record takes on updating this site as one myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile of it’s duties each term, but only time will tell. The Week* &groupID=100118399 This does provide the ability to post comments after each article which might make for some Facebook - The latest craze in social networking, Facebook interesting discussions. has an Antioch College group at: http://antiochcollege. facebook.com/ friends.php?id=85700330&nk=16778074. Antioch College Alumni Site - http://www. What is your worst or Also The Antioch College Record has a virtual presence antioch-college.edu/alumni/database/profile/ By Morgan Realegeño By Morgan on there at http://antiochcollege.facebook.com/ profile. - The Antioch College website has an ever most embarressing php?id=85700330 I only found out about this thanks to improving Alumni area these days thanks to the the current Record editors. Amusingly The Record’s face- dedicated work of Gare Calhoun so I have alot Halloween memory? book profile claims it’s in an Open Relationship with Bob of hope for this area. I don’t see why current Devine. (Don’t tell Callie!) If you have an antioch-college. students couldn’t sign up in here too. edu e-mail address you can sign up as a current student and get in, but even if you don’t you can still create a mere- Antioch Sucks - http://antiochsucks.org/ - While I personally wish this site was ‘I have * QUESTION OF THE WEEK HAS BEEN EDITED mortal account and befriend the Record. They’ve posted Page 14 Page 7 FOR FELONIOUS CONTENT By Kim-JennaJurriaans Dismantling Antioch UrbanLegends One ghost,threesuicides,andaLotof Acid Page 8 an ko wa te dd Te did They did? they what know Wanna campus. on research sponsored Force Air Scott:“They did notownit, but wehad deprivation small rooms andcages. in locked them kept childrenon and tests behavioral did They The Air Force base used to own McGregor. 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I was way drunker than everyone else. There’s also a way to view all 432 Antioch alumni (and We were in the suburbs and I go to the door to smash it College I believe this includes current students) on facebook at Other sites - Try going on flickr.com or youtube.com and and my friends yell, “Car!” so I think “It will be cool to http://www.facebook.com/ classmate.php?n=16778074 search for Antioch College. Not too much there right now throw it in front of the car’s headlights…” but it’s a cop. He With the recent popularity of ‘social networking’ websites but if these sites keep evolving as fast as they have been screeches to a halt and starts questioning my friends and such as myspace and facebook it’s inevitable that Antioch Linked-In - http://www.linkedin.com/in/horacemann - then there is bound to be more soon. Keep your ears and I ran away. Also, I showered naked with Courtney, Dan Horace Mann returns from the grave once again at this eyes open for the ‘next big thing’ in social networking and Coate and Sandy on Halloween. – Martin Brown College communities, including current students as well as alumni have jumped on these sites in an effort network, more business networking website LinkedIn. be a trail blazer. Horace needs more homes :) communicate and socialize. However, you might not find some of these spots unless you know where to look. This Livejournal - One of the older social networking/blog- What’s next? While all the above sites are interesting and One Hallow- ging sites, you’ll find a lot of alums from the 90’s fill various niches, none of them do ‘everything’ that we’d een I was just article is not meant to be a complete list but rather a sam- pling of some of the ones I happen to have stumbled across. here. You can view all LJ members who are associ- need in a ‘virtual community’ of Antiochians. My bets are dressed up as ated with Antioch at http://www.livejournal.com/ schools/ on Gare’s alumni site on the college site right now, but he is a black sheet, There are some that have a more interesting story behind them, like ?ctc=US&sc=OH&cc=Yellow+Springs&sid=3839 or view the web guy for the whole university so I don’t know how I couldn’t the Antioch College Students & Alumni community page much time he has in helping alumni network and commu- see ‘cuz I Friendster, while others are fairly self-explanatory. Probably at http://community.livejournal.com/antioch_college/ nicate. I had plans to set something up at Antiochians.org couldn’t the best thing about all these sites is that, at least as far as I too but so far there’s nothing really there. wear my can tell, no one ‘official’ from the college is running these glasses. – virtual entities and thus some of the comments on these Frappr - http://www.frappr.com/antiochians - Wouldn’t it be neat if someone took google maps and added the ability I’m certain there are probably some places I forgot to men- Tall Dylan I got eggs thrown at me. sites can get pretty interesting. Note, for many of these to put pushpins where members of a group are located? tion, or just plain don’t know about. Y’all grew up with – Josh Rodriguz you’ll need to create an account to access them. That’s exactly what Frappr does and even has some chat & the Internet; tell us old farts what’s going on. Go find this Friendster - http://www.friendster.com/horacemann - Back commenting features. Go add your pin to the map. article on http://antiochrecord.org/ and post other links in I was in Park Slope during my Fall ’05 co-op, walking when one of the first social networking sites, ‘Friendster’, the comments. If you build it they will come. home from the club, too tired to spend the whole night first started there were a number of accounts created for OTHER ANTIOCH RELATED WEBSITES dancing with my friends. I was dressed like a priest & lis- -Matthew Baya ‘92 tening to Diana Ross. Some kids threw an egg at me and objects, geographic places and businesses/colleges/etc. Sometimes referred to as ‘Fakesters’ these accounts took AMP - http://antiochmedia.blip.tv/ - While I’m sure every- CM ‘92 - ‘93 it barely grazed my shoulder , but being the loose cannon one reading this at Antioch is familiar with AMP (Antioch Asst. To the Dean of Students ‘93 - ‘96 that I am, I screamed at them Courtney Love style and was on a virtual persona of this object/entity but also provided Media Pulse) those of us out in the wild don’t get to hear Asst. Directory of Technology Resources ‘96 - ‘97 thrown on the sidewalk and kicked in the ribs and gut re- a place for those affiliated with it to network and commu- about this kind of stuff often so I wanted to mention this for Alumni Board ‘97 - ‘00 peatedly. More eggs were thrown on me as well. – Perry nicate. One such account was created for Antioch College and a number of people befriended it and all was well. other alumni. Video blogs and other short productions from However, the brilliant marketing minds at Friendster, the Antioch. Seems to have been dorment for the past 3 months, but I doubt it’s ‘quite dead yet’ Once some- same ones that refused to sell to Google and instead let myspace steal their thunder, decided that accounts had one tired to Antioch92 - http://groups.msn.com/antioch92/ run over me to be for ‘real people’ and threatened to shut down this account unless it was associated with a real name, and - Originally created as the 10 year reunion on Halloween forum for the class of 1992 it quickly morphed – Kelly 1st yr thus the account became the official Friendster presence of Horace Mann. Since then Horace has been assisting into the ‘Antiochians of the 90’s’ forum. Lots Antiochian’s of all generations to network and a number of topics are discussed here ranging from ‘what of people have comments about Horace & Antioch. Take ever happened to’ to ‘what are you listening to a look at his friends list and you might find some other now’ and everything in between. ‘fakester’ accounts. My friends Homecoming was on Halloween and we had Antioch Record - http://antiochrecord.org/ - to take her bike with us on the drive. We tied it on the roof For the past few years I’ve been writing a and as we were driving on the freeway it fl ew loose, so she MySpace - Probably the largest and most visible of the social networking websites out there, Rupert Murdoch’s rather lengthy note to each terms Record edi- got her body out of the window and tried to hold on to the tors begging them to not only put the PDFs bike and almost lost her bike and her homecoming dress. MySpace probably gets mentioned on the news more than of each issue up on the web but to also post – Bella 1st yr the Internet itself. Antioch College has a ‘fakester’ virtual presence here too: http://www.myspace.com/antiochcol- individual articles into a ‘blog’ so us geeks out lege/ . However, Myspace didn’t shut down this presence here in the lands far far away can easily keep up and even took notice that there was a demand for groups with what’s going on. This terms editors were wanting to network around bands, places, etc. and cre- the first to actually chat with me on this and ated a ‘real’ virtual presence for Antioch at http://schools. well, I’m a sucker, so I set up a site for them Question Of myspace.com/index.cfm? fuseaction=schools&schoolID= and right now I’m putting articles up myself. 3535 My hope is this gains some traction and Yellow Springs even has a group too : http://groups. The Record takes on updating this site as one myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile of it’s duties each term, but only time will tell. The Week* &groupID=100118399 This does provide the ability to post comments after each article which might make for some Facebook - The latest craze in social networking, Facebook interesting discussions. has an Antioch College group at: http://antiochcollege. facebook.com/ friends.php?id=85700330&nk=16778074. Antioch College Alumni Site - http://www. What is your worst or Also The Antioch College Record has a virtual presence antioch-college.edu/alumni/database/profile/ By Morgan Realegeño By Morgan on there at http://antiochcollege.facebook.com/ profile. - The Antioch College website has an ever most embarressing php?id=85700330 I only found out about this thanks to improving Alumni area these days thanks to the the current Record editors. Amusingly The Record’s face- dedicated work of Gare Calhoun so I have alot Halloween memory? book profile claims it’s in an Open Relationship with Bob of hope for this area. I don’t see why current Devine. (Don’t tell Callie!) If you have an antioch-college. students couldn’t sign up in here too. edu e-mail address you can sign up as a current student and get in, but even if you don’t you can still create a mere- Antioch Sucks - http://antiochsucks.org/ - While I personally wish this site was ‘I have * QUESTION OF THE WEEK HAS BEEN EDITED mortal account and befriend the Record. 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It’s the police spreading lies about my let thewhoreeat. god’ssake, for Halloween. And Happy being of tired Slash.” so I’m drunk. so “I’m said: he adjusted his top hat, lit a cigarette, and performance, personal my entirely.After played to me, and I admit that I enjoyed it imitation. I stopped at the red light and he sporting believable a was he and hair, curly long real, vest black shirt, Daniels Jack a in Dressed State. and Division of corner the ran on guitar I a playing work, Slash into from home walked I As Miss withaSlimJimnumber9and12. 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They are into a veritable cor- “I want to be a success- the composition of the caution to the wind. Yes community, I best game to date against the fierce beasts of Ohio Wes- One highlight of the game was a stunning play by ful audio recording art- material of the recording This past Friday, students however permitted to nucopia of charac- even danced with the devil that night, the leyan College. No, we didn’t win, and we didn’t score Laura Kopp, when she by means of a two hand push ist?” Maybe, you even medium, recording from from Antioch College came smoke during vacation ters wackier than the Devil and Daniel McCurdy that is. any goals, but the difference between the beginning of shoved a player from the opposing team out of bounds. think “Golly, I’d like to this era sound smushed together with five other schools breaks (Thanksgiving, day-to-day Antioch be a successful audio re- and fuzzy, distant but “The party was great, but then I went the season and our performance last Saturday was noth- Meredith Root, acted as the team’s Scrum half and team in the area for a night of bowl- Christmas, and spring aesthetic ever let on cording artist, a puttter- close, like a ghost. to make out… a lot” Said international ing short of miraculous. There was ball catching, and captain displaying natural athletic prowess as she shout- ing at the Beaver-vu bowling break). A Cedarville was possible. From outer of albums, singles, Enter crazed German student Paula. There was a portion of the running, and tackling so impressive spectators were ed directions Radicals, who are starting to learn what alley. Amidst an ambiance of student and smoker Sextagenerians to night involving a performance by James seen leaving to change their pants at half time. Jeannette they actually mean. I’d like to give special recognition second-hand smoke, the lip- said “I love a good sexy sexy Narc’s we Mason when I thought I might have been “Coachy” Todd whipped the rag-tag Radicals into shape to J Switlick, for whom Saturday’s game was the last of smacking scent of greasy stogie or clove when had it all, even Frida on acid, there was a zebra fairy to my through a combination of drills, scrimmages, positive re- an impressive college Rugby career. J played hard, and food, and a plethora of pitch- I am able to, so hope- Kahlo was spotted left, The Dude to my right, and a sexy inforcement and maternal smiles and shrugs- no money, went out in rock star fashion with a knee injury, luckily ers of beer, Bowling Night, fully that breaks the chatting up some fighter pilot flying straight into my heart- drugs, or sexual favors were needed to get us to practice, this rugby all-star is as comfortable with crutches, as an event held by the Inter- myth a little that we more haggard look- while I nervously hoped Beth Jones’ in the promise of Coachy’s approval as we began grasping rugby balls. Overall the Radicals played hard, and beau- Collegiate Council, provided all aren’t uptight.” ing members of the convincing vampire get up wouldn’t turn the concepts presented to us was enough to inspire reli- tifully in an impressive turn toward the real athleticism our students the chance to Cedarville students do undead. As Emma me into a member of the undead… or gious fanatic like dedication to the team, and the sport we after a lot of hard work are surely capable. I love you unwind and get to know our not have to wear uni- From Harry Potter, to Andy Warhol, to Emmerich might say fellowsmaybe in I ‘Generation was hoping why.’she would. forms When (another myth) farm animals and suburban housewives the lights were dim The notschools busy represented battling giant in lasttampons, but andthey the do have to be this past Friday’s Halloween party had and the love was Friday’scorporations bowl-a-thon who produce includ- anddressed promote up for class. the freaks coming out of the woodwork loud, and apparently ed Cedarville,them- I, Mariel Wright Traiman, State, (*insert This gasp is aof practice in looking to get their freak on. After being in costume Whittenburg,shock and and awe Central here) State. could bepreparation seen ca- for the arriving at the party I was shocked and brings out the more Wilberforcevorting with was assorted supposed party to goersfuture in formy the occu- show,Toxic but Shock due to Avenger a mix upgetup, in which I will Above: ANtich students mingle at the use this forum to explain- a champion of the evening and was seen offering this her- Valeria, you are the cutest goth this communication we will have alley. hits, bricks, making tall scientist Fritz Pfleumer in to waitwomen’s for another rights, event raised to see on a steady diet uninhibited reporter at least three types of alco- side of hell, the style profile comment Left: Strike! Antioch style. hol over the course of the night. The change!”I made Time was opportunistic to put on 1926. and inaccuSomehow,- this guy them.of second wave feminist theory and John sides of folks. your morning gown and figured out how to create Waters Some movies Antioch the students Toxic Shock Avenger Below: A healthy mix of students. strongest showing of the party came in moseyrate, Ito honestly the heart think of An you’re- long one strips of the of plastic tape Photos by Kari Thompson One sassy boughtstands tickets in the for face the of event,evil working to sub- sailor was the form of the International Drinking tiochclassiest College, and themost shining stylish ladiesthat containedon this magnetic Student Union, and visit particles small enough to not outvert of Patriarchal their love power for bowl structures- through no personal beliefs that take place throughout the seen swapping Squad, a talented group of players hand campus. Call me. Other superstars of meant my article to be positive and sa- edly. Specifically the ladies on the couch, used the scissors from my trusty Leather- the Antioch Independent react to electrical signals. ing conscious but at theconfrontation, thought ofand pheromone were shouted down year are 3v3 games of basket- spit on numer- picked for their stamina, dance creativ- the evening included Greer Paris who tirical, I did not consider that in writing some of whom I think are some of the best man to cut all my hair off, it was really Media Art’s Collective By 1945, the medium was “Bowlingpower. with the Christians”, the throats of the ball between our six schools ous occasions, ity, and general multi-cultitude; domi- was only through intense eye squinting it I could be construed as reinforcing the dressed on campus- my remark (snide as fucking liberating, and after googling (AIMAC) Recording being applied successful referring to Now students to address attend the- elephant in night’s participants. and a battle of the bands, which make that two nated the dance floor in a timeless show Studiodistinguishable to lay down from some her Dorothyto the recording of Oz of sound kind of societal expectations of “who’s it was) was directed at the picture which many-a picture of Sinead O’Connor, Si- ing the Cedarville, room- hey a school elephant, that what are you The evening ended usually takes place at Antioch. sassy sailors of John Hughes inspired hilarity. Kim- dopealter-ego, tracks. and Don’t Chris know McKinless’ through nipples the use of trans- cool, who’s not” that many of us come was misleading in it’s perceived homo- gourney Weaver circa Aliens, and Demi what dope, or tracks are? ducers. A microphone is rigorousdoing in in my their room? religious Seriously though, with cheerful fare- New to this year, there may be seen swap- Jenna Jurrians representing the Dutch who dressed as Jack Twist, and Ennis to Antioch to get away from. Some of the geneity. Really- don’t hate the player, Moore as G.I. Jane I have decided to re- In the late 20th century, is a transducer, which is beliefsI thoroughly as much as enjoyAntioch everything is about wells, some students a dodge ball tournament and ping spit, but Dynamite Drunk Squad remarked of Delmar of Brokeback Mountain fame- I comments in my last article (the infamous hate the game, (but really what do I know scind my stance on the shaved head phe- dope has come to mean something that converts rigorousAntioch in the parties, hope that and its maybe stu- even more looking forward a roller rink night. We’ll see not with each her teammates “Some of the drink- know what they got for boys like you style profile) were not positive, and to from style, running around looking like nomenon. Ya’ll are beautiful, and yeah I quite a many things. It is sound into electrical sig- dentsso will I enjoy improve writing the world. about them. I’ve to the next I.C.C. what the year holds. ing team couldn’t hold their liquor, notdown unlikely in Mexico. to hear the nal and back again. A mi- those I offended I apologize whole heart- a second rate Paris Hilton and shit, looks took a cheap shot in the name of satire, other. Peter Cedarville students DO NOT A.J. looked like he was a member of word Boring dope wasbeing nowhere used to to becrophone seen in the and a speaker event.like BowlingI got dressed night but at the end of the day- you’re still Pan stepped pray before they bowl. In a the bobsled team from Cool Runnings” referencedance space, a drug, students an atof- all shapes,are almost sizes, identical in is inheld the once dark… a term, re- mad cute, and that’s what’s important. out of the casual atmosphere, there were Valeria Balshen was particularly impres- titude,and class or a ranks person. put This their bestconstruction, ghoulish excepting ally,and lookother atevents my If we’ve learned anything from this situ- children’s sort of sloppy word usage the precise makeup and various topics floating around. sive in her hells-ladybug gear, and I wish foot forward in a spooktastic show of Bowling Photos by Kari Thompson footwear, the ation it’s that it’s not how you’re going books for is a hallmark of the Eng- wiring of each that gives Discourse was not limited to pational world. “Casual to extend the following sentiment too lishgore language. splattered fright festivities.it its At capacity to either cow should have to college, it’s how you’re looking while the differences in school. Once Fridays” are a popular day, Photos by Kari Thompson A “Track” refers to an turn sound into electricity lived, and that you’re doing it. So now that I’m out of everyone was friendly, there when jeans and a t-shirt can individual recording of or electricity into sound hair? Ever heard the closet (just don’t tell my family, ok?) was talk about common likes be worn to class. AIMAC continued from p4 Photo by Kari Thompson sound onto a recording Somewhere between a of conditioner? if you have any issues with what I do in medium. Today’s popular microphone and a speak- and dislikes of music, movies, As we hold our myths, they of Rugby. ruggers, and am proud to consider myself a part such a Come on Lil- this article, please confront me- all I ever reads the signal from the tape and sends can give you a root canal and show you smoking, always smoking. But with just recordingsequipment often or knowledge,feature er is or what want is called to a mag- and such. Students from all hold theirs as well. There New additions to the Jock Squad include Kari Thomp- fierce team of soulful and hardcore people. In dark times several individual record- netic tape head. The mag- lith Fair ended in wanted was for people to like me and it outwards to a speaker or headphones, how to properly mic a screaming guitar a word from our powerful and beautiful learn the equipment or smash your head schools cheered on the bowlers was much polite, if slightly son, Kelly (Irons) Ahrens, Gabriella Sibrian and Emma the Radicals should shine like a beacon of hope as role ings compiled together to netic tape heads (there are 1999, Paula Cole since I don’t have enough time to sleep and the erase head simply puts the mag- AT THE SAME TIME. These scientists Recording Engineer’s lips they were more on the Rock, don’t hesitate to communi- 63 Issue 17 Volume in their lane as they took their cautious conversation, about netic particlesEmmerich in the whosetape back collective to a neu devotion- are to MASTERS taking “bitches” of electricity models andfor the are Antioch than community. willing to putWe outmay their not be cigarettes, the createcate! a Let’s “Song.” make Before Antioch’s a musicfew different scene a types, each wants her look with everyone, and keep up my studies, turn, no matter what school the various sexual orienta- tral position.down How is boththey impressivefigured this and out terrifying. 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The Record 11.3.06 enforce the lack of smoking “gay”. To the relief of some, Page 16 Page 5 Page 4 Continued....p16 Page 17 Rucking Their Way into Our Hearts AIMACin' one point I was unsure if I should keep A Retrospective of the Antioch Radicals By Chris DeArchangelis dancing with escaped mental patient tations of this format, spe- Caroline Debevic, or call the authorities, By Mariel Traiman How many times have cifically the lack of a full her elevated level of dangerous hotness team MVP by doing everything in her power to defend you thought to yourself, tonal range resulting from urged me to go with the latter, as I threw This past Saturday the Antioch Radicals played their against the formidable skills of the other team. “I want to be a success- the composition of the caution to the wind. Yes community, I best game to date against the fierce beasts of Ohio Wes- One highlight of the game was a stunning play by ful audio recording art- material of the recording even danced with the devil that night, the leyan College. No, we didn’t win, and we didn’t score Laura Kopp, when she by means of a two hand push ist?” Maybe, you even medium, recording from Devil and Daniel McCurdy that is. any goals, but the difference between the beginning of shoved a player from the opposing team out of bounds. think “Golly, I’d like to this era sound smushed be a successful audio re- and fuzzy, distant but “The party was great, but then I went the season and our performance last Saturday was noth- Meredith Root, acted as the team’s Scrum half and team cording artist, a puttter- close, like a ghost. to make out… a lot” Said international ing short of miraculous. There was ball catching, and captain displaying natural athletic prowess as she shout- outer of albums, singles, Enter crazed German student Paula. There was a portion of the running, and tackling so impressive spectators were ed directions Radicals, who are starting to learn what night involving a performance by James seen leaving to change their pants at half time. Jeannette they actually mean. I’d like to give special recognition Mason when I thought I might have been “Coachy” Todd whipped the rag-tag Radicals into shape to J Switlick, for whom Saturday’s game was the last of on acid, there was a zebra fairy to my through a combination of drills, scrimmages, positive re- an impressive college Rugby career. J played hard, and left, The Dude to my right, and a sexy inforcement and maternal smiles and shrugs- no money, went out in rock star fashion with a knee injury, luckily fighter pilot flying straight into my heart- drugs, or sexual favors were needed to get us to practice, this rugby all-star is as comfortable with crutches, as while I nervously hoped Beth Jones’ in the promise of Coachy’s approval as we began grasping rugby balls. Overall the Radicals played hard, and beau- convincing vampire get up wouldn’t turn the concepts presented to us was enough to inspire reli- tifully in an impressive turn toward the real athleticism me into a member of the undead… or gious fanatic like dedication to the team, and the sport we after a lot of hard work are surely capable. I love you maybe I was hoping she would. When not busy battling giant tampons, and the corporations who produce and promote them- I, Mariel Traiman, (*insert gasp of shock and awe here) could be seen ca- vorting with assorted party goers in my Toxic Shock Avenger getup, which I will use this forum to explain- a champion of hits, bricks, making tall scientist Fritz Pfleumer in women’s rights, raised on a steady diet change!” Time to put on 1926. Somehow, this guy of second wave feminist theory and John your morning gown and figured out how to create Waters movies the Toxic Shock Avenger Photos by Kari Thompson mosey to the heart of An- long strips of plastic tape stands in the face of evil working to sub- tioch College, the shining that contained magnetic vert Patriarchal power structures through Student Union, and visit particles small enough to meant my article to be positive and sa- edly. Specifically the ladies on the couch, used the scissors from my trusty Leather- conscious confrontation, and pheromone the Antioch Independent react to electrical signals. tirical, I did not consider that in writing some of whom I think are some of the best man to cut all my hair off, it was really Media Art’s Collective By 1945, the medium was power. it I could be construed as reinforcing the dressed on campus- my remark (snide as fucking liberating, and after googling (AIMAC) Recording being applied successful Now to address the elephant in kind of societal expectations of “who’s it was) was directed at the picture which many-a picture of Sinead O’Connor, Si- Studio to lay down some to the recording of sound the room- hey elephant, what are you dope tracks. Don’t know through the use of trans- cool, who’s not” that many of us come was misleading in it’s perceived homo- gourney Weaver circa Aliens, and Demi doing in my room? Seriously though, what dope, or tracks are? ducers. A microphone to Antioch to get away from. Some of the geneity. Really- don’t hate the player, Moore as G.I. Jane I have decided to re- th I thoroughly enjoy everything about In the late 20 century, is a transducer, which is comments in my last article (the infamous hate the game, (but really what do I know scind my stance on the shaved head phe- dope has come to mean something that converts Antioch parties, and maybe even more style profile) were not positive, and to from style, running around looking like nomenon. Ya’ll are beautiful, and yeah I quite a many things. It is sound into electrical sig- so I enjoy writing about them. I’ve not unlikely to hear the nal and back again. A mi- those I offended I apologize whole heart- a second rate Paris Hilton and shit, looks took a cheap shot in the name of satire, word dope being used to crophone and a speaker like I got dressed but at the end of the day- you’re still reference a drug, an at- are almost identical in in the dark… re- mad cute, and that’s what’s important. titude, or a person. This construction, excepting ally, look at my If we’ve learned anything from this situ- sort of sloppy word usage the precise makeup and is a hallmark of the Eng- wiring of each that gives footwear, the ation it’s that it’s not how you’re going lish language. it its capacity to either cow should have to college, it’s how you’re looking while A “Track” refers to an turn sound into electricity lived, and that you’re doing it. So now that I’m out of individual recording of or electricity into sound hair? Ever heard the closet (just don’t tell my family, ok?) Photo by Kari Thompson sound onto a recording Somewhere between a of conditioner? if you have any issues with what I do in medium. Today’s popular microphone and a speak- of Rugby. ruggers, and am proud to consider myself a part such a recordings often feature er is what is called a mag- Come on Lil- this article, please confront me- all I ever New additions to the Jock Squad include Kari Thomp- fierce team of soulful and hardcore people. In dark times several individual record- netic tape head. The mag- lith Fair ended in wanted was for people to like me and son, Kelly (Irons) Ahrens, Gabriella Sibrian and Emma the Radicals should shine like a beacon of hope as role ings compiled together to netic tape heads (there are 1999, Paula Cole since I don’t have enough time to sleep Emmerich whose collective devotion to taking “bitches” models for the Antioch community. We may not be the create a “Song.” Before a few different types, each wants her look with everyone, and keep up my studies, down is both impressive and terrifying. Saturday’s game biggest team, or know the most about what actually goes 1945, there was no pos- serving its own purpose) back, and those I have to settle for trying to make people sible way to assemble are little boxes with strips was comparable only to A League Of Their Own in its in to playing the game, we may smoke, and crumple into several different record- across them that meet up tracks suits- looks laugh, and encourage them to come to heartwarming display of team spirit. The sky was gray, it asthmatic pain balls if made to run more than one lap, ings into one space of with and read or write to like I robbed some parties. Artfully attempting to back pedal was cold as fuck, the other team was huge and scary, and but what we lack in skill, we make up for in spirit. We recording medium, thus the tape as it is played ones grandma…) off into the sunset this is The Artist For- the ground was a muddy amalgam of wet grass, deep pud- may lose games, but we’re never defeated, because we limiting and shaping the through the machine. In Also, after some merly Known as the Co-operative Coun- dles, and slippery mud, but the Radicals weren’t shaken have fun, in the face of insurmountable odds and evil we type of music popularly most situations, there are serious reflecting cil for a Non-Wack Social Scene, Mariel recorded. Recordings three types of tape heads: (they sure were shaking though with near hypothermic stand strong- ready, willing, and able to Ruck shit up. were inscribed into ace- the record head, the play- I am transported Traiman wishing you a happy Yesvem- spasms). The anonymously evil other team, and crooked Don’t forget to show your support at the November tate, a brittle predecessor back head, and the erase to a time shortly ber, and plenty of opportunities to make ref. did everything in their power to crush the spirits of 10th Rugby party where the team will be selling dates, to vinyl. The recording head. Each head is sort of after my 18th out with nice people, see you next week the Radicals, but through blood, mud and spittle cheers kisses, and (cross your fingers) calendars in hopes of was inscribed into the ac- a transducer of its own, birthday, to the at the 80’s workout jam. of “That’s so Gay” still rang out like church bells on a getting our broke asses reimbursed for gas expenses. etate by way of a vibrat- but applied to magnetic bathroom of a flop ing needle, which cut a tape. The recording head clear summers day. When not yelling “Fuck You” at the groove into the revolving puts the signal onto the house in Portland other team, Lauren Hind was cementing her position as disc. Because of the limi- tape, the play back head Oregon where I

Page 4 Continued....p16 Page 17 To Everyone who has ever picked up a pencil, pen, amateur or visionary aesthetic. It was an Letters Our MUNITION OF THE WEEK: paintbrush, camera, quill, marker, crayon, pastel, can example of Antioch’s commitment to demo- of spray paint, gluestick, or sharpie, cratic and accessible media and art. In short, it was amazing! I would like to draw your attention to the final NOW- the Herndon Gallery Spring Art Show spring (historically “Senior”) art show in the Herndon has taken a serious turn for the worst. In order Gallery. The art show was once home to many a stu- to have work in the show, you are now required dent- art major or not- and was a chance for students to take and pass a credited course on art gallery to exhibit work to the community, specifically during presentation. The Herndon Gallery Director, THE AR-7 “SURVIVAL RIFLE” Commencement (when all the parents, relatives, and Colette Palamar, is teaching this course. She was friends) were there to stand in awe of their graduating not receptive to any kind of changes or excep- Designed by Eugene Stoner in 1958, the AR-7 was adopted into service bythe senior’s work. It was the ONLY opportunity for some tions to this new rule. You must also be enrolled United States Air Force in 1959 to serve as a light weight carbine for pilots shot -those who had never taken an art class, were busy in an art or communications class. down in enemy territory. The unique features of the AR-7 have allowed it to remain completing SGS courses and senior projects for their I am writing specifically to share an idea with one of the most common and trusted survival rifles on the market, 48 years after its non-art majors- to share work that maybe they had everyone: Boycott the “Exhibiting Visual Arts” creation. The AR-7 weighs a mere 2.5 lbs, has a total length of 35’’ and magazine created over co-op, or in their free time. Any student class! If there is no one enrolled in the class- no sizes that vary in capacity from 8 rounds to 50 rounds. The AR-7 has a maximum who wanted to submit work for the show could, and work to hang- the professor will have no choice but range of 110 yards. The rifle fires a .22 caliber Long Rifle rim fire bullet, which in only had to have their work ready to be hung by a to allow others to show their work. terms of units sold, is by far the most common cartridge in the world. The AR-7 specified due date. In the past, the exhibit has been Please share this email with others who are inter- can be quickly disassembled into three sections, all of which are able to be stored hosted by students and/or faculty. The curator was ested in showing work in the spring. Anyone who is inside of the stock of the rifle, which is capable of floating in water. The reliable responsible for assisting the students in acquiring interested in brainstorming an alternative art show operating system of the rifle, a blowback semi-automatic design, makes it ideal for and putting together the necessary supplies (frames, or other ways around this elitist and undemocratic Thank use in harsh conditions. The AR-7 represents one of the best rifles in its class, and hooks, matting, tacks, etc.) for hanging their work. exhibit, please contact me. Any questions or com- You has found its way into the backpacks of survivalists across the nation. The art show once was called “The Raw and The ments, also...please feel free to ask... ~Lauren Hind Cooked,” articulating the show’s professional yet [email protected] ACROSS 19 Savings that might hatch? 937.532.6303 1 Holly day? 6 ______Day O'Conner DOWN Thanks CCNWSS! the administration to take us seriously, at all. On an consent. 9 An -ism, or uppercase 2 ______Ahead, Fall Back I don’t get it. Antioch used to be all about “owning ideological level, judging people by what they wear Did you know one of the so-called “identid- 11 Product of photosynthesis 3 Lightest boxing weight your shit” and putting your literal or figurative pbx or how they look is dare I say, classist? It could also kyes” has trichotillomania? It's a disorder when 13 Female singer Day 4 It can light a cigarette and color on everything you did and said regarding campus. I fall under sexist, racist and heterosexist in certain sce- you pull out your hair. This was the first environ- 15 Middle of IRA coordinate don’t get why this Campus Council for a Non-Wack narios. It’s like straight out of an Antioch-esque Mean ment she felt comfortable in not wearing her wig. 17 Lightning's counterpart 5 Clip it and save Social Scene is apparently exempt from this. Usually Girls, where you get dissed for being not being gay Thanks to the CCNWSS she and everyone else can 18 Hump day 7 Bad lighting or neon what they write is mildly interesting to decidedly lame, enough, unique enough, or unhippy enough. The thing all feel a little more unsafe, a little more judged for 8 This light doesn't go since I don’t really care about reading gossip and weird is, it doesn’t matter. If someone is seriously bothered negligible things, and a little more divided in the 10 Saving yourself? things about parties. I guess I missed the memo when by how someone dresses or looks, one needs to really face of so-called troubles with the administration. 12 "______Lightness of Being" gossip became justifiable “news.” Generally I just ask themself why. It doesn’t immediately give them The bottom line is that the CCNWSS is pathetic. 14 Partical of light ignored it and read the more interesting things. Which the excuse to go out and hide behind some stupid acro- But maybe this article will get them to own their shit 16 Light's mass opposite didn’t include declassifieds. nym and insult people without having to deal with the and put their names on their work. And then we’ll But the last installation of the CCNWSS caught my repercussions. know what we need to look like around the right attention and detracted from the rest of the newspaper, Can you imagine how shitty and stupid you would people in order to fit in. And isn’t that what we all except for the conversation between Andrzej and the feel if someone did that to you? Asked you to pose for want at Antioch? To fit in? I’ll think I go shop at a 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Record. It plain sucked. I can’t tell you how lame it pictures without being completely and utterly direct thrift store now just so I can get a head start. is to read about people passive-aggressively insulting about what they were for, and then used them in a 4:00-8:00 PM - Sew Dank. 1:00-3:00 PM - Zine 9:30 AM - 12 PM - Waffl e 7:00 PM - Monday Night 4:00-8:00 PM Stitch ‘n 8:30 PM - Survivor 5:00-9:00 PM - Game others on grounds I thought stayed in high school. slanderous manner without your consent? Wow, how - Teddi Kimmel Bring patterns and materi- Fiend. Zine and fl yer mak- Haus: a vegan, freegan Movies. Themed movie Bitch. Calling all knitters Group. A group for sur- Night. Canasta, crib- Please, what people wear? You clearly don’t want un-Antioch. And we are supposed to be ALL about als or clothes to alter. No ing in wellness. Supplies potluck. Bringyummy nights. Double features and crocheters! With vivors of sexual assault, bage, D&D, Monopoly, prior sewing experience provided. With Marissa breakfast and brunch food and popcorn! In the Hannah. brought to you by SOPP. poker, whatever game needed. Sewing machines to cook and share. Cook- Lounge in Wellness. The rest of Wellness is your heart desires, available. With Marissa. ing starts in Birch at 9:30. 7:00-11:00 PM Pirates closed during this time here’s the time and The Record apoligizes for the following mistakes in last week's issue, #16, seriously the educational purposes of their co-op experience and their obligations With Clara. Alternative Library dis- Don’t Buy It. Bring your place. With Hannah. Volume 63, 10/27/06 . as a paid employee of the College. cussion group meets 6:00 8:00PM-12:00 AM Friday laptops, MP3 players, and 7:00-8:30 PM - Massage Brennan, who read the letter to ComCil calmly, took a minute for himself PM. This week's topic: Night Wellness Parties. 7:00–11:00 PM - Tea and blank CD’s to wellness. with Diana. Sign up out- 6:00-7:00 PM - Eat * The following section was missing in the article "Comcil in Crisis, after putting down the paper. Vice-president Jurasek, who had just walked in to situationism Changing themes and text books! Come to a tea Music swapping a plenty side of Wellness for your Me! A food discussion Row over RAB leads to tears and tyranny" "Following the the meeting about half way into the letter, took seat in the back to listen. After activities. Come relax, party and study, talk, re- will ensue. With Clara. spot! group in the cafeteria, unwind and let loose the 3:00-5:00 PM - Massage special guest speakers "no news is good news" motto, ComCil stoically continued a clear moment of silence, it is CM Levi B. Cowperwhite who first speaks up, lax, be with friends. With with Diana. Sign up out- Wellness way! Clara in Wellness AdCil MBCR 8:00 AM and changing topics. its move towards reforming RAB, by furhter elaborating addressing Jurasek personally: "I'm pissed! Why wasn't this taken to RAB? Why side of Wellness for your With Anne. the tabled motion with concrete suggestions to add two is this system so unimportant to you? We fight for what we love, we think it’s Livermore Street Editori- spot! $3 Pitcher Night - Community Meeting 3:00 extra faculty seats to [the existing board and introduc- important. We talk about it all the time. It means nothing to you. This is what al Board meeting, open to ComCil - 3:00 PM Peach's PM McGregor 113 ing staggered two year appointments for non-student we work so hard for every day. That's what makes leaders, Rick. What are you all - 6:00 PM Livermore MBCR Street offi ce, just past the members. teaching us?" He pauses for a second, but doesn't get the desired answer. "You are pool room. Creative Writing Brainstorming and discussion, however, quickly skipping every educational moment here. By writing this letter and not bringing Workshop - run by the turned into tears and anger after Record co-editor this to RAB. What makes you think you're so] damn important? And I mean you Livermore Street Edi- Luke Brennan returned from the President’s office Rick! I know this is also you." tors, open to all - 6:00 with an unexpected letter from the Dean of Faculty. PM to 8:00 PM, Main In the letter, (found on the back of this issue) both * Also in the same article, the dean of students was noted for absence when in fact Building, RM 326 Brennan and co-editor Foster Neill are addressed per- it was the Dean of Faculty sonally, in what Bloch calls "a final admonition that the Antioch Record not be a platform for menacing * Previous issues have had a tag along the binding with issue dates and numbers and threatening speech." In the letter, Bloch calls into which have not been changed. They are fixed this week. question the extent to which both editors are taking Page 18 Background art by Spencer Woodard Corrections Page 3 The Staff inside... Content Editor: Jeremie Jordan: Mariel Traiman: Kari Thompson: Luke Brennan Reporter Reporter Photographer WHAT ELSE ARE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Real World News...... page 6 Paige Clifton-Steele: Niko Kowell: Megan Homewood: Layout Editor: Reporter Sexpert Crossword Nookie with Niko...... page 9 Bella Vilshanetskaya: Marjorie Jensen: Morgan Realegeno: Allergies of the Finite Declassifieds...... page 10 Foster Neill Reporter Columnist QOW/Crossword YOU James Fischbeck: Ivan Dihoff Dylan Merriam: On Wednesday, November 8th from 12:00-1:00 in the work argues that the relations of provocation and re- Reporter/Asst. Music Reviews VS. Senior Profile...... page 11 Kim-Jenna Jurriaans: Antioch Inn, Isabella Winkler, Visiting Assistant Pro- sponse proper to allergy provide new insight into those Reporter Wesley Hiserman: Wood Pipes Chuck Williams: DBOD...... page 12 Reporter Music Reviews Columnist ONNA O fessor of Women’s Studies and Philosophy, will give a phenomena, such as terrorism, that exceed conventional Chris DeArcangelis: G D ? Movie Reviews...... page 13 Repoter/Columnist Madeline Helser: F/ Stop Fitzgerald: lunchtime lecture presentation entitled Allergies of the binary oppositions. Reporter Movie Reviews Edward Perkins: Thursday night movies at Finite. Her most recent publication, “Love, Death and Halloween w/ Marjorie...... page 15 R.W.N. Kathryn Leahey Peter Zimbicki: Reporter Movie Reviews Parasites,” part of a compilation on the poststructural- Feel free to bring your own lunch or buy lunch in the Question of the Week...... page 14 Daniel McCurdy: Kelly Hall R.W.N. ist thinker Michel Serres, is a rereading of Romeo and college cafeteria. For information: Jill Becker 769- Halloween Party...... pages 16-17 Contributors: Juliet. At the Faculty Lecture, she will be presenting her 1026 Crossword...... page 18 Daniel Freshman The cold weather and re- latest work on allergy as a model for difference. This Events...... page 19 Contact us: Kendel Calyen sulting lack of stoop parties Lauren Hind has taken meaning away Internationally Acclaimed Hip Hop Choreographer, Teddi Kimmel from Thursday nights. To For a term subscription to Matt Baya pick up the slack, Thurs- Rennie Harris, will give a lecture demonstration at the Record, please mail day night movies are back or hand deliver a check at Kelly Hall in a big way. Antioch College. This week, the dashing Re- for $14.00 to the Record Mission November 7, 2006 CONCERNS? BRING office in the basement of Statement cord Special Correspondent Kendall Calyen sits down 7-8:30 PM HARRIS IS A RIVETING SPEAKER AND PERFORM- THEM TO THE Main Hall. Our mailing ad- - To serve the information in the South Gym Dance Studio, 795 LivermoreStreet at ER. DON’T MISS THIS INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNI- needs of the community with the equally jaw-drop- RECORD ADVISORY dress is: pingly handsome Thursday Marshall Street TY RIGHT HERE IN YELLOW-SPRINGS. The Record in a continuous fashion; night movie advocate Devin $5 General admission, Free for CG BOARD (RAB) way. 795 Livermore St. - To provide all members Ross to talk about movies, For questions and details, contact Jill Becker at (937)769- of the community with ac- FRIDAY IN THE Yellow Springs, Ohio love and his upcoming un- Record: Do you take re- Harris was voted one of the most influential people in the 1026 or Kelsa Rieger at (847)476-7009/kelsa_rieger@ cess to their newspaper ANTIOCH INN 45387 titled solo album. quests? last one hundred years of Philadelphia history, and has sbcglobal.net - To serve as a reliable Devin: No, and any attempt been compared to twentieth-century dance legends Alvin FROM 12:00 - 1:00 instrument for recording Record: So you’ve been Call us: 937-769-1051 to usurp my absolute control Ailey and Bob Fosse. PM the College's history playing movies for the last over the 10 p.m. Thursday E-mail us: - To serve as an instru- two Thursdays… night slot in Kelly Hall will record@antioch-college. ment for education in civic How do you choose these be met with fierce resis- "Poets Reading for Peace" Dear Community, edu and journalistic responsi- movies? tance. Devin: Through an ability Ten local poets will read poems from When: Wednesday, Nov. 1, 7 p.m. Pacernick at (937) 775-3136 (gary. Well, the eighth week is bility done and over with and we to ignore most of my sur- Record: What’s the biggest their work relating to war, conflict Where: Dayton International Peace [email protected]) roundings at all times. Gen- have all survived, some Dear Community turnout you’ve had? and peace. Museum I would like to call your attention to Submission Guidelines: erally, instead of interacting Devin: I had over thirty Readers will include Herbert Mar- Feel free to contact me (Ben / BSG@ more scathed than others. with strangers or getting on In any case The Record Livermore Street, the community literary people come to Battle tin, Gary Mitchner, David Garrison, The event is free and open to all antioch-college.edu) with questions, The Record welcomes submis- the right train, I’ll be won- Royale in the Spring of ‘06. you’re holding is another magazine. As you may know, Livermore Gary Pacernick, and Ben Grossberg. too. sions from all community mem- dering: Would Death Race It answered a question that solid piece of work in my ready have a page, weekly Street has held workshops at 6:00 pm in bers, in the form of articles, 2000 be best to show before I had been kicking around For More information: contact Gary opinion. This time of year letters on the back page are un- Main 326 to help prepare you all for our a raffle party which is opinion pieces, photographs, or after Wild Zero? It con- for a while: How long does th always seems particularly necessary. Hopefully this will coming up soon. The tentative date is Nov. 11 (a Saturday). I illustrations, and letters to the sumes me… it take for an audience to be- glum to me, as cold and over- be the last week we present won’t give away the theme just yet. So even though the deadline editor or the community. The come desensitized to images Settler’s Celebration cast skies kill off any leaves for submissions is Nov.15th, if you want to get in on a shot at the Record reserves the right to Record: What’s your favor- of ninth graders murdering such a letter to you. Another Saturday November 4 at Indian Take a Hike on the Underground Coretta Scott King Center clinging to branches in hopes prizes you better be ready four days sooner. Get those submissions edit all submissions for spell- ite movie? each other with farming rather somber note this week, ing, grammar, length and libel, Devin: This Thursday night. Mound Park Railroad for Cultural and Intellectual Free- of climate change. Still, the a member of our beloved staff in, we’re still under ten! You can still edit work after it has been implements? At Antioch and to crop or resize photos Kelly Hall. 10:00 p.m. during spring term, it took Sunday November 5 Do some fun hands-On activities dom pine grove in the Glen is re- has departed. The mystic Amy submitted, and workshops will continue after our deadline passes and illustrations. All submis- about 30 minutes. Antioch College markable this time of year, a in order to offer help polishing those Livermore Street gems. Campbell has seen the future, sions must be received digi- Record: Isn’t this someone Learn More: 795 Livermore Street bed of fresh needles makes and it’s not pretty. Unfortu- Perhaps you want to submit but don’t know what you’ve got? tally. Those interested in sub- elses’ job? Record: What’s the hardest 15 Minutes Away FREE Jelesia Clyburn Yellow Springs, OH 45387 the ground comfortable, and nately she has resigned and the Livermore Street accepts photos, photos of drawings and other mitting to the Record should Devin: Last spring Pip did part about this? Ohio Campus Compact 937-769-1159 it’s a scenic place to relax on Record must now seek out a art, poetry, fiction, and non-fiction. We’ve had people submit contact the appropriate editor. this job, but the FWSP posi- Devin: The amount of effort Americorps*Vista a warm autumn night, should new soothsayer, one to bring us recipes and we’re open to songs with chords, anything your cre- tion for Kelly Hall has been I put into Kelly Hall movies another one arrive. This week better tidings hopefully. If any ative mind can put together. Autobiography is another area al- Advertising Policy: eliminated. There’s no “old often pales in comparison we received markedly fewer of you have recently squee- most everyone should be able to work with. Still unsure? Come guard” left who actually to what I put into any other We welcome all inquires for letters from you, community, geed your third eye and care to the workshop on Thursdays; we’ll help you get somewhere. understand how the projec- part of my life. I think about advertising, but we reserve the tion booth works, which is SEX Week Starts This Sunday! than we usually do. I hope this to take a crack at writing horo- Even better, come to workshop on Nov 7th when we hope Ben that sometimes at night, es- right to make final decisions re- unfortunate because if you pecially when I’m loosing trend is not persistent, as your scopes, email us or find me and Grossberg, the creative writing professor will lead a workshop. Get ready for a week full of AMAZING events sur- bakery if there is interest). Meet at the stoop at 6pm. letters are usually my favorite garding ad content. We will not go in there you may notice sleep because I think that we’ll talk. Alright, it’s late, I’m Get those submissions in. censor any ads, regardless of rounding sex positivity Friday the 10th- Let's Ruck! Rugby fundraiser party (the part of the Record, no offense that a lot of the wires are I’ve put the flyers up for the tired. Hope you all have a great It might not seem like a big deal. I understand. Maybe you're whether we, the editors, agree held together with clothes- rugby team is very sex positive...and they're cute too). to my staff, which is composed show one day too early, or week. The satire issue is on the thinking, other people will submit. Wel guess what - they won't. with the advertiser’s political pins. >>> Sunday the 5th- Sex Positivity Discussion Group 3pm in Come buy some kisses. Dance Space 10:30pm of extraordinary and talented when I can’t concentrate in horizon, so it might be best to You have to. You. And after you can feel good eating cake, er...it affiliation or not. We hold the the Womyn's Center individuals. In any case, more class because I’ve become start thinking of ideas if you looks good on you resumé. belief that our readers have a Record: Why Thursday and convinced that I overuse Monday the 6th- PORN!! the adult film 'Pirates' 9pm lo- Work off some of your stress this week with a lot of fun, letters please. I really desire want to contribute. Oh, and go to Community Meeting, ComCil and AdCil. Espe- sense of their own biases as why Kelly Hall? Impact in the fonts in my cation TBA safe, and consensual sex!! that the Record represent the well as a basic respect for each cially AdCil. 8:00 am is good for you. Devin: It’s like the stoop flyers. I do too. I’m a cow- Tuesday the 7th- BDSM workshop and DIY presented by voice of the community as ac- advertiser’s freedom of speech. parties, except you can turn Truly, madly, and deeply ard. the trans and genderqueer group 7pm in the queer center Meredith and Beth curately as possible, so if you All ads accepted will be run ex- off the lights and not look at yours, Love Wednesday the 8th- Field Trip to An Open Book, a queer Womyn's Center have something to say, use this actly as submitted. Please con- each other. At times I think BATTLE ROYALE Foster Neill tact us with further inquiries. and sex-positive book store, and The Lion's Den, a sex PBX 1048 medium to say it. And don’t Luke C. Brennan, Esq. that all Antioch gatherings KELLY HALL worry; I realize that since I al- Rates available upon request. would be much better this 10 PM TONIGHT toy store (This trip will also include a stop by a vegan Page 19 Dear Mr. Lawry, DEMOCRACY BECOMES A GOVERNMENT OF BULLIES TEMPERED BY EDITORS. - RALPH WALDO EMERSON

Sir, as an employee of Antioch College, and as the content editor of the Record, let me be the first to The assure you that I am the appropriate authority at the college to authorize the Record’s online publica- tion. I am directed by my job description to do so, as stated in the student handbook. Tomorrow, I am Record going to go before ComCil and ask them to endorse Vol 63.17 Friday, November 3, 2006 Yellow Springs, Ohio the website in question, www.antiochrecord.org, as the official website of the Antioch Record. ANTIOCH RECORD CSKC CENTER CANDIDATE I am indeed dismayed to see the ‘official’ site Thompson Kari by Photo my predecessors worked so hard to construct has VISITS CAMPUS DEBUTS ONLINE By Paige Clifton-Steele been removed from Antioch’s server, along with the archives from 1998-2005, but I am sure that Editors May Face Legal Action In its search for a new director, the Coretta they can still be found somewhere and will again Scott King Center (CSKC) for Cultural be made available again to interested parties. and Intellectual Freedom conducted its first My personal research, meager though it was, interview on campus last Tuesday with can- into the trademark issue revealed something rather have been taken to shore up the didate Dana Patterson. Two more candidates For the first time in over a legal issues present, and pending are expected. striking; Antioch University does not have a reg- year new articles from the Antioch ComCil’s endorsement of the web- The director’s job description is ambitious. istered trademark for the name “Antioch Record.” Record are available online, and for site on the day of this printing, He or she must serve as a special assistant At least not according to the U.S. Patent and the first time ever they are avail- the domain will remain operational, to the president on institutional diversity. He Trademark Office. (www.uspto.gov) able in an easy-to-navigate non-PDF providing our extended community or she must also sit on the presidential staff group in order to ensure that when the cabi- For this reason, and because the legal registrant format. The website, www.antio- access to campus news, events, and Dana Patterson answers IG, chrecord.org, went online earlier entertainment. net discusses campus issues, the importance Community Center questions of the domain www.antiochrecord.org is now this month, to acclaim from of diversity is a part of the conversation. In after community meeting. Community Government, and I have administra- co-op students and alumni addition to that, the director must raise funds tive access to the website, I have decided to con- alike. Alum and former CM for the CSKC. The college pays for three or four of those tinue to publish our newspaper online to serve the Matt Baya, donated the The committee was originally formed who interviewed well on the phone to cam- when AdCil charged the Coretta Scott King changing information needs of our community. domain to Antioch College pus. Interviewees typically arrive in the eve- Community Government, Center advisory group with nominating a list ning and go to dinner with the search com- We realize there is significant concern among and volunteered hours work- of persons who would select a director for mittee. The next day, beginning in the early members of the administration about the Record’s ing with the Record editors the fledgling center. This year’s committee, morning, the candidate endures back-to-back current Editorial Policy, and the Record Advisory to launch the site. which has several overlapping members with interviews with IG coordinators, community A memo from College last year’s, comprises two students, three leaders, the president, the head of coop, and Board is now working to redraft the policy, to faculty members, three staff member, and one President Steve Lawry some faculty. At lunch, the candidate must resolve these concerns. We have used Evergreen’s community government official. History pro- arrived in the mailbox of make a presentation and field questions from fessor Julie Gallagher chairs the committee. Student Media Publication Policy and Reuters the Record last Friday after- students and faculty alike. Finally, the candi- The college solicited applications and News Service’s Editorial Policy as a model for the noon, and is reproduced date must make an “exit interview” with the received resumes from over sixty candidates. on the back of this issue. committee. new policy, which I think will satisfy any issues the Lisa Lowery in the human resources depart- Since then, multiple steps Because of the complexity of the process, administration may have with the Record’s current ment divided the resumes into three tiers the search committee must ensure that the Editorial Policy. based on general qualifications. It looked, president is on campus, and that the various If you have any further issues regarding the Halloween at Antioch brings out spookier creatures than specifically, for candidates with teaching and community offices have time to meet with Record, or its online operation at www.antiochre- ghosts, wraiths, or ghouls. See Pages 16 & 17 for full research experience related to issues of social the candidate. development and equity. The search commit- cord.org, you can voice them to RAB, which will coverage and more photos When CSKC-candidate Dana Patterson tee inspected the resumes and chose its top arrived on campus last Tuesday, she subjected convene at Noon on Friday in the Antioch Inn. eight candidates, with six of whom it sched- herself to a barrage of questions from every You mentioned in your response to Levi, your uled phone interviews. stratus of the various campus constituencies. hope that this problem be easily remedied. I hope The interview is a demanding process Fifth-year Foster Neill says: “Dana was great designed to allow each campus constituency the steps we’ve taken and are taking will resolve at fielding student questions. We asked hard (students, staff, and faculty) to appraise the ones and we got solid answers.” First year the issue in a manner you deem appropriate. Thank candidate, and to allow the candidate to do his Sunny Franklin was equally impressed, “She you very much for your concern and interest in the own appraisal of the college. The latter is as was friendly and she was bubbly and she was Record, and remember that our pages serve as a important as the former, as was demonstrated smart.” when the committee’s original selection for space for the dialogue of all community members Molly Thornton, another first year, expressed director left after only two days when she her concerns for the qualifications of the and you are welcome and encouraged to write a let- arrived last year. director. “I think she should be approachable ter expressing you concerns, intentions, or desires. The first stage of the process involves and should fit into Antioch society.” interviewing approximately six candidates Until the next two candidates arrive on cam- Yours truly, over the phone. “It’s hard,” says fourth-year pus, it remains to be seen who will best fit the Lauren Hind, “because someone might inter- Luke C. Brennan qualifications. The arrival of those candidates view really well on the phone and then you will be publicized and their presentations Content Editor meet them, and it turns out they’re really made accessible for any community members incompetent in terms of social skills.” Photo by Kari Thompson who care to attend.