Program Guide Report

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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Dec 13, 2009

06:00 CHOWDER G

The Vacation/The Sleep Eater Mung Daal, Shnitzel and Chowder are about to go to beach when Chowder accidentally locks Mung, Shnitzel and himself in the restroom.

06:30 SQUIRREL BOY G

Eddie Or Not.../Trouble Date Cousin Eddie visits Rodney to make amends for years of being a jerk. Rodney is smitten, but Andy is suspicious of Eddie's intentions.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

07:05 THUNDERBIRDS Captioned Repeat G

The Cham Cham Part 2 Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Hard Days Samson / The Big Weigh In

The Squirrel Scouts mistake Samson for their favourite teen idol and hunt him down like he was one of the Beatles.

08:00 LOONATICS UNLEASHED WS G

A Creep in the Deep A group of crazed, mutant dolphins led by the deranged Adolpho are using mind-control to sink all of Acmetropolis. It's up to Duck and his newfound "Aqua Dense" power to stop them.

08:30 TOM & JERRY TALES WS G

More Powers To You/ Power Tom/ Catch Me Though You Can't

Tom must guard a super team's set of power rings, but when Jerry shows up, he and Tom put don the rings and fight.

09:00 GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY Repeat G

The Secret Snake Club vs. P.E. / King Tooten Pooten

Serpentine mayhem ensues when Billy turns to the Secret Snake Club to help him get out of P.E. class.

09:30 BEN 10 Repeat G

The Big Tick A giant alien tick that "sucks planets dry" lands in Yellowstone National Park with the sole purpose of spreading its toxins and destroying the earth.

10:00 THE BATMAN WS G

Team Penguin After countless humiliations at the hands of the Batman, Penguin realizes that while he may not be able to take down the Dark Knight alone an all-star team of Gotham's most dangerous villains might just do the trick.

10:30 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES WS PG

The Karate Kid A perpetual underdog, Karate Kid attempts to join the Legion despite their rule against having members without super powers.

11:00 CLASS OF 3000 PG

Home (Part 2)

Li'l D decides to have a benefit concert to raise money for a new teacher, but is unable to sell any tickets.

11:30 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY WS G

Danny And The Mob Danny goes out of his way to give a pretty girl advice and the mod goes out of its way to find him. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

12:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS WS PG

Angel Come Home Jill Munroe receives an urgent message summoning her home, only to discover it was a ruse to flush out Formula One car designer Paul Ferrino. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Kate Jackson and Cheryl Ladd.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence 13:00 MARINE BOY G

5 Billion In Diamonds Little Clicli sees a submarine attack a diamond-bearing ship and picks up the key after the captain of the ship throws it overboard to keep it from thieves.

13:30 JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS Repeat G

The Jumpin' Jupiter Affair During a trek through the Peruvian mountains, the Pussycats are attracted to an eerie green glow vibrating behind a mysteriously deserted village.

14:00 SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU! Repeat G

A Night Of Fright Is No Delight

Scooby must spend the night in a haunted house in order to receive an inheritance.

14:30 SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU! Repeat G

That's Snow Ghost A ski trip turns spooky for the gang when they run into the ghostly Yeti Beast, and a Tibetan hermit who says he is responsible for summoning the monster.

15:00 SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU! Repeat G

Go Away Ghost Ship The gang sets out to solve the mystery of a ghostly pirate seemingly bent on avenging his capture by a shipping magnate's ancestor.

15:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Mother's Day For Rosey

On Mother's Day, robot maid Rosey gets upset that she has no memories of her mother.

16:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Soft Touchables

Part-time sleuths Fred and Barney are tricked by a charming female thief and inadvertently help her rob a bank.

16:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Flintstone Of Prinstone

Fred attends night classes and is drafted to be a quarterback on the school football team.

17:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat G

Pen Pal

After many years of exchanging letters, Fran's pen pal Lenny wants to meet her. Stars Fran Drescher and Lauren Lane.

17:30 GREEN ACRES G

The Decorator

Oliver & Lisa each hire a decorator to build the house the way they want.

18:00 GREEN ACRES G

The Best Laid Plans

Lisa goes back to New York to get their furniture causing the townsfolk to think that she has left for good.

18:30 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat PG

24 thrill seekers must endure the worlds largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. The remaining 4 move onto the Wipeout Zone, where only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize. Hosted by John Henson, John Anderson and Jill Wagner.

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Luminous Fish Effect After being fired from his job, Sheldon attempts to explore life beyond physics. His initial thrill devolves prompting Leonard to call on Sheldon's mother for assistance. Stars Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco.

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Hamburger Postulate After sensing his pursuit of Penny is futile, Leonard agrees to an unexpected encounter with Leslie. The one night stand throws Leonard and Sheldon deep into uncharted Social Waters. Stars Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:30 SOUTH PARK M

The Death Camp of Tolerance When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the students complain, they are sent to sensitivity training.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

21:00 SOUTH PARK MA

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

21:30 CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM MA

The Therapist Larry tries to use Cheryl's therapist to get back into her good graces after getting bad advice from his own. Also, Larry's miffed at Marty's participation level in an Alzheimer's walk. Stars Larry David, Cheryl Hines and Jeff Garlin.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

22:00 WEEDS WS MA

Lady's A Charm

Nancy runs her first courier job for Guillermo across the border, but it doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, Celia lives trough a tough time in prison, and Andy and his father Lenny face a confrontation on their family history. Stars Mary-Louise Parker, Justin Kirk and Elizabeth Perkins.

22:30 WEEDS WS MA

The Whole Blah Damn Thing

Nancy successfully completes her first job as drug courier across the border. Meanwhile, Celia closes a deal with Captain Till to get out of prison and Andy tries to fulfill his grandmother's death wish. Stars Mary-Louise Parker, Justin Kirk and Elizabeth Perkins.

23:00 CATHOLIC BOYS Repeat M

The Sunday Comedy Movie

Set in Brooklyn, New York, in 1965. This is the story of five rowdy boys, whose friendship helps them survive their schooling at the highly disciplined St Basil's Catholic School for boys. While dodging sadistic priests, the constant threat of penance and the roasting fires of hell, they still have enough time and energy to chase girls, create chaos and smash the system! Stars Andrew McCarthy, Donald Sutherland, John Heard, Kevin Dillon and Mary Stuart Masterson.

Starring: Michael Dinner, Donald Sutherland, Andrew McCarthy, Mary S. Masterson, John Heard, Kevin Dillon, Wallace Shawn

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Some Violence

01:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

01:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

02:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

02:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References 03:00 CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM Repeat MA

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

03:30 WEEDS Repeat WS MA

Lady's A Charm

04:00 WEEDS Repeat WS MA

The Whole Blah Damn Thing

04:30 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

05:30 MARINE BOY Repeat G

5 Billion In Diamonds Little Clicli sees a submarine attack a diamond-bearing ship and picks up the key after the captain of the ship throws it overboard to keep it from thieves. Mon Dec 14, 2009

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Diplomatic Insanity / Sidekicked

Adam spearheads the United Species, an animal version of the United Nations.

06:30 CHOWDER Repeat G

The Puckerberry Overlords/The Elemelons

When Chowder eats the dangerous puckerberry fruit, he is whisked away to his own mouth. Now realizing that his mouth is in potential danger, Chowder must save his taste buds before it's too late.

07:00 SQUIRREL BOY Repeat G

The Greatest Schmo on Earth/ Outta Sight Rodney's special time at the circus with Darlene is ruined by the arrival of Rodney's Cousin Eddie, who in addition to being arrogant and self-centred can also fly.

07:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Never Bean on a Map / Harold & Raj

Lazlo does everything he can to get Camp Kidney listed on the placemat at the Beef Lumperjack's Restaurant.

08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Runaway Robi Robi makes good on Scooby and Shaggy's request to become their personal super crime fighter agent trainer - in order to get them in super shape to fight super villains.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Foxy Grandma

Wanting to help Wilma, Fred unknowingly hires a bank robber to be their housekeeper.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

The Good Little Scouts

George is drafted to take Elroy's Space Cubs troop camping.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

See You In C-U-B-A

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba, instead of Puerto Rico. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Witches Are Out Samantha does not like Halloween because of the image that people have of witches, ugly, mean and wicked. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York and Agnes Marehead.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY G

I Left My Heart In Cincinnati Danny and Keith do a little growing up when they learn the meaning of the word infatuation through a love affair with an "older woman." Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

12:00 FRASIER Captioned Repeat PG

The Dog That Rocks The Cradle Bulldog has ulterior motives in helping Roz care for Alice, while Martin decides to plan for the inevitable. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Abstinence

While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smokers lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

13:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat PG

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME PG

The Proposal - Part 1

Sensing pressure from Jack, Elliott decides to ask Maya to be his bride.

15:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

The Dummy Twins (Part 2)

Ms. Babcock finds Nile's proposal pathetic and laughable. Fran tries to contour the situation and teaches Niles a better way for him to start things with Ms. Babcock. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane and Daniel Davis.

16:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Never Bean on a Map / Harold & Raj

Lazlo does everything he can to get Camp Kidney listed on the placemat at the Beef Lumperjack's Restaurant.

16:30 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Runaway Robi Robi makes good on Scooby and Shaggy's request to become their personal super crime fighter agent trainer - in order to get them in super shape to fight super villains.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Home Wrecker

A mod sculptor redecorates Tony's house. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

The Girl Reporter Teenager Liza interviews Darrin about his career in advertising for a school newspaper. Liza's boyfriend gets jealous and Samantha tries to explain Darrin's innocence. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York and Agnes Marehead.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES G

Fred's New Job

With the baby coming, Fred tries to get a raise from his boss.

18:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

To Tell The Truth

George learns the hard way that honesty is the best policy.

19:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

19:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat PG

The Dog That Rocks The Cradle Bulldog has ulterior motives in helping Roz care for Alice, while Martin decides to plan for the inevitable. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

20:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Abstinence

Night of the Comet

Mystic Falls begins the preparations to celebrate the passing of a comet. Vicki recuperates in the hospital from her injuries. Stefan uses his abilities to erase Vicki's attacker from her memory, but is interrupted by Matt. Mr. Tanner warns Aunt Jenna about Jeremy. Stars Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder.

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

21:30 NIP/TUCK WS MA

Kyle Ainge Christian attempts to cope in the aftermath of a death. Meanwhile, Colleen feels threatened when another talent agency shows interest in Sean's acting career. Stars Dylan Walsh, Julian McMahon and John Hensley.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Medical Procedures, Sex Scenes, Strong Violence

22:30 DANTE'S COVE AV

Then There Was Darkness - Part 1

Having been freed from his imprisoned cell, the evil sorcerer Ambrosius Vallin retains corporeal existence from Kevin's blood and sets up a lair underneath the Dante's Cove lighthouse where he continues to use his powers to call upon Kevin. But when Ambrosious' former fiancée, Grace, too enters corporeal existence, she attempts to break up the union with her own black magic.

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Supernatural Themes, Strong Violence

23:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Rivals Frasier and Niles believe that they are competing for the affections of the same woman. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

00:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Abstinence

00:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

01:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Night of the Comet

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

02:00 NIP/TUCK Repeat WS MA

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Medical Procedures, Sex Scenes, Strong Violence

03:00 DANTE'S COVE Repeat AV

Then There Was Darkness - Part 1

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Supernatural Themes, Strong Violence

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Proposal - Part 1

Sensing pressure from Jack, Elliott decides to ask Maya to be his bride.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners. 05:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat G

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred's New Job

With the baby coming, Fred tries to get a raise from his boss. Tue Dec 15, 2009

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Gorilla My Dreams / The Prince and the Pooper Confused by gorilla mating rules, Windsor runs scared from a female gorilla named Deb, fearful that if he even speaks to her, he'll be forced to marry her one day because gorillas mate for life.

06:30 CHOWDER Repeat G

Sniffleball/Mung On The Rocks

Feeling that Chowder's been spending too much time in the kitchen, Mung forces him to play sports with the other kids.

07:00 SQUIRREL BOY Repeat G

Harried Treasure/ The Rod Squad When a cereal box provides the location of buried treasure, Andy and Rodney must make peace with their archenemies Kyle and Salty Mike to dig it up.

07:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Strange Trout From Outer Space / Cheese Orbs

Three aliens abduct Samson and make his life even more miserable than it already is.

08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Don't Get A Big Head Dr. Phineus Phibes is convinced that the sole reason he is continually defeated by Scooby and Shaggy is that he is simply not smart enough.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Fred's New Job

With the baby coming, Fred tries to get a raise from his boss.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

The Flying Suit

Unsuspecting George dons a flying suit perfected by a rival firm and believes Elroy's "flying pills" work.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Home Wrecker

A mod sculptor redecorates Tony's house. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY G

The Eleven-Year Itch When an old friend and romantic interest of Shirley's, Richard Lawrence, comes to town, he brings his 11-year old daughter, Julie. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

12:00 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Rivals Frasier and Niles believe that they are competing for the affections of the same woman. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Andrea Doria George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought after transfer to Hawaii. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

New City, New Drama Reality show that follows Laguna Beach's Lauren "LC" Conrad and her glamorous LA lifestyle with her friends Audrina and Whitney. Nicole Richie guest stars.

13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

A Change of Plans Lauren has to face her boss after the party. Meanwhile, Heidi doesn't take school seriously and makes different plans for the future. Stars Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad.

14:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat PG

Fallen Angel The Angels are retained by an opera star to protect a diamond from a jewel thief. However, Jill has become romantically involved with the thief who invites her to participate in the heist. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd and Shelley Hack.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME PG

The Proposal - Part 2

As Elliott tries to convince Maya that he really does want to get married, Finch discovers that Nina rented out Jack's office to make pornographic movies.

15:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Yetta's Letters (Part 3)

While still shocked about finding out about Niles and C.C's secret affair, Fran and Maxwell worry about something else. Max's biggest chance to beat Andrew Lloyd Weber at the Tonys is going to be wasted. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane and Daniel Davis.

16:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Strange Trout From Outer Space / Cheese Orbs

Three aliens abduct Samson and make his life even more miserable than it already is.

16:30 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Don't Get A Big Head Dr. Phineus Phibes is convinced that the sole reason he is continually defeated by Scooby and Shaggy is that he is simply not smart enough.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Uncle A Go-Go

Jeannie's zany uncles appear to approve Tony. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Witch Or Wife

Darrin's workload piles sky-high when Larry and his wife fly to Paris to cover the fashion showings for a client. So Samantha accepts her mother's invitation to Paris, where they run into Larry and his wife. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Anges Marehead and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES G

The Blessed Event

Fred uses Barney to help him practice getting Wilma to the hospital on time to have the baby. Pebbles is born.

18:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Judy's Elopement

George is frantic when he thinks Judy has eloped with Mr. Spacely's nephew.

19:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Rivals Frasier and Niles believe that they are competing for the affections of the same woman. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce. 20:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

20:30 THE BACHELOR PG

As the 15 bachelorettes settle into their luxurious villa in Malibu, the fairytale begins. On his first group date, Womack takes seven of the striking women to Del Mar Racetrack. Meanwhile, back at the villa, one of the ladies has a scary accident and is immediately rushed to the hospital, making it impossible for her to go on the next group date.

21:30 THE BACHELORETTE PG Jillian joins the five remaining men in their hometowns and finds herself in the hot seat with some of their families. Plus, one jilted bachelor just won't take no for an answer.

23:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

A Tsar Is Born Frasier and Niles discover that Martin owns an item worth $25,000 and comes from Russian royalty. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

00:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

01:00 THE BACHELOR Repeat PG

02:00 THE BACHELORETTE PG Jillian joins the five remaining men in their hometowns and finds herself in the hot seat with some of their families. Plus, one jilted bachelor just won't take no for an answer.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Proposal - Part 2

As Elliott tries to convince Maya that he really does want to get married, Finch discovers that Nina rented out Jack's office to make pornographic movies.

05:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat G

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Blessed Event

Fred uses Barney to help him practice getting Wilma to the hospital on time to have the baby. Pebbles is born. Wed Dec 16, 2009

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Pride and Pixiefrog / The Morning Zoo When Principal Pixiefrog wins the Principal of the Year Award, his ego goes through the roof -- eventually becoming too big for CDMS to handle.

06:30 CHOWDER Repeat G

The Moldy Touch/The Heavy Sleeper

Chowder receives the power turn anything he touches into mold. When Mung knew that Chowder got the moldy power, he comes to fight Chowder.

07:00 SQUIRREL BOY Repeat G

The Endangered Species Twist/ The Trojan Rabbit

Much to his delight, Rodney learns he is an endangered species, whose every whim must be catered to.

07:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Lumpus vs. Volcano / Nursemaster

Lumpus angers a volcano when he won't give up his chicken pot pie.

08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Scooby-Dudes

Dr. Phineus Phibes has returned to his hometown. Shaggy and Scooby follow him to find out what he is up to.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Blessed Event

Fred uses Barney to help him practice getting Wilma to the hospital on time to have the baby. Pebbles is born.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Rosey's Boyfriend

The Jetsons' robot maid languishes after the building superintendent deactivates Mac, his robot assistant.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Uncle A Go-Go

Jeannie's zany uncles appear to approve Tony. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Witch Or Wife

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY G

Bedknobs and Drumsticks Reuben arranges for the Partridge family to make a TV commercial for Erwin Tully, owner of a large take-out chicken outfit. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

12:00 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

A Tsar Is Born Frasier and Niles discover that Martin owns an item worth $25,000 and comes from Russian royalty. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Little Jerry As a bad cheque threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 THE BACHELORETTE PG Jillian joins the five remaining men in their hometowns and finds herself in the hot seat with some of their families. Plus, one jilted bachelor just won't take no for an answer.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME PG

The Auction

When Maya has a date for a charity auction, Nina sets Elliot up with a high priced call girl.

15:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Maggie's Wedding

Michael got a modelling job in Japan, so he proposes to Maggie so they don't have to be apart. Maxwell has a hard time accepting the fact that his little daughter has grown up. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane and Daniel Davis.

16:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Lumpus vs. Volcano / Nursemaster

Lumpus angers a volcano when he won't give up his chicken pot pie.

16:30 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Scooby-Dudes

Dr. Phineus Phibes has returned to his hometown. Shaggy and Scooby follow him to find out what he is up to.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Wedding Jeannie is literally out of sight at her own wedding and Tony almost marries a mannequin. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Just One Happy Family Samantha's father Maurice comes for a visit and Endora warns her that he will be furious when he finds out that her husband Darrin is a mortal. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES G

Carry On Nurse Fred

Fred's effort to achieve tranquillity is tested by the nurse who takes over his home.

18:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Boy George

George's temporary smallness lands him a large account.

19:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

A Tsar Is Born Frasier and Niles discover that Martin owns an item worth $25,000 and comes from Russian royalty. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

20:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

20:30 FRINGE WS M

There's More Than One Of Everything (*Season Final*)

Someone with close ties to the Fringe Division is suddenly and unexpectedly attacked. Jones returns and Walter inexplicably disappeared. Also Olivia is finally introduced to William Bell. Stars Anna Torve, Joshua Jackson, John Noble and Leonard Nimoy.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:30 THE WIRE AV

Clarifications

Baltimore's renewed police commitment brings fresh recruits to Daniels and McNulty, starting with Carver. Facing a new political challenge, Carcetti is forced to make dangerous political deals. Stars Dominic West, Seth Gilliam and Aidan Gillen.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Violence 22:30 THE WIRE AV

Late Editions

With Steintorf ordering Commissioner Rawls to initiate "creative" remedies for the rising crime rate, Freamon's vigilance pays off with a promising lead, sending Sydnor and the department into overdrive. Stars Dominic West, Seth Gilliam and Aidan Gillen.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Violence

23:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

The Late Dr. Crane

Frasier's death is inaccurately reported to the news. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

00:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

01:00 FRINGE Repeat WS M

There's More Than One Of Everything (*Season Final*)

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

02:00 THE WIRE Repeat AV

Clarifications

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Violence

03:00 THE WIRE Repeat AV

Late Editions

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Strong Violence

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Auction

When Maya has a date for a charity auction, Nina sets Elliot up with a high priced call girl.

05:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat G

Bedknobs and Drumsticks Reuben arranges for the Partridge family to make a TV commercial for Erwin Tully, owner of a large take-out chicken outfit. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Carry On Nurse Fred

Fred's effort to achieve tranquillity is tested by the nurse who takes over his home. Thu Dec 17, 2009

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Flesh Fur Fantasy / Substitute Sweetheart

Adam gets a day job as a used-car lot costumed gorilla, offending his friends in the process.

06:30 CHOWDER Repeat G

At Your Service/Chowder and Mr. Fugu

Mung and Chowder had to race Endive to get the rare fruit, but Endive got it first, so they had to work for her to get the rare fruit from her.

07:00 SQUIRREL BOY Repeat G

Birthday Boy/ Freaky Fur Day It's Andy's birthday, and wouldn't you know it, what with all the lounging and the resting and the napping, Rodney totally forgot!

07:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Dungs in Candyland / Tour Wars

Samson gets himself in big trouble with his little chemistry set.

08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Zoinks The Wonderdog

Dr. Phineus Phibes decides that as long as Scooby and Shaggy are together as a team, they can never be defeated.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Carry On Nurse Fred

Fred's effort to achieve tranquillity is tested by the nurse who takes over his home.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Elroy's TV Show

George quits his job to manage Elroy's and Astro's TV careers.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Wedding Jeannie is literally out of sight at her own wedding and Tony almost marries a mannequin. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY G

Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex...But Couldn't Pronounce The sex idol of America's teeny-boppers, Keith Partridge, is failing sex education at school! Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

12:00 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

The Late Dr. Crane

Frasier's death is inaccurately reported to the news. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Comeback

As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 THE BACHELOR Repeat PG

14:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS PG

Caged Angel When a young woman who is supposed to be in prison is found dead at the scene of a robbery, the Angels are called in to investigate. Kris enters prison undercover to find the thieves. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd and Shelley Hack.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME PG

Myas And Tigers And Deans, Oh My

As Maya seeks revenge for an intern's heartless remarks, Elliott and Jack struggle to tell Nina that her latest boyfriend is gay.

15:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

The Baby Shower

When Libby, the Chatterbox hairdresser/ fortune teller, predicts Val will hook up with Fred the pharmacist and it happens, Fran worries that her prediction might come true too. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane and Daniel Davis.

16:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Dungs in Candyland / Tour Wars

Samson gets himself in big trouble with his little chemistry set.

16:30 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Zoinks The Wonderdog

Dr. Phineus Phibes decides that as long as Scooby and Shaggy are together as a team, they can never be defeated.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Sister - The Homewrecker

Jeannie II masquerades as Tony's wife until Jeannie becomes wise to the disguise. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

It Takes One To Know One Endora employs a beautiful witch to become Darrin's latest model who tries to seduce him and Larry Tate. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES G

Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk.

18:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

The Century's Best!

Love overcomes selfishness when the Jetsons compete for a prize.

19:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

The Late Dr. Crane

Frasier's death is inaccurately reported to the news. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

20:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Comeback

20:30 40 NAUGHTIEST CELEBRITY SCANDALS M

40 Naughtiest Celebrity Scandals We adore our celebrities and crave the opportunity to pry into their private lives. But what we really love is when their private lives become public in the form of a naughty scandal!

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References 22:30 GOSSIP GIRL WS M

Desperately Seeking Serena

Serena's world descends into chaos when a former friend, the evil Georgina Sparks returns to town. Dan sees Serena preoccupied and assumes that it has something to do with Chuck. Stars Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Chance Crawford and Penn Badgley.

23:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

The Apparent Trap

Frederick manipulates Lilith and Frasier over Thanksgiving weekend. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

00:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Comeback

01:00 40 NAUGHTIEST CELEBRITY SCANDALS Repeat M

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

03:00 GOSSIP GIRL Repeat WS M

Desperately Seeking Serena

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Myas And Tigers And Deans, Oh My

As Maya seeks revenge for an intern's heartless remarks, Elliott and Jack struggle to tell Nina that her latest boyfriend is gay.

05:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat G

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk. Fri Dec 18, 2009

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Don't Noc It 'Til You Try It / The Citronella Solution

Lips oversleeps during class and gets trapped in night school.

06:30 CHOWDER Repeat G

The Vacation/The Sleep Eater Mung Daal, Shnitzel and Chowder are about to go to beach when Chowder accidentally locks Mung, Shnitzel and himself in the restroom.

07:00 SQUIRREL BOY Repeat G

Hole in the Story/ Screw-Up in Aisle Six

Andy and Rodney seek the advice of Grandpa Squirrel to get out of a dangerous dare.

07:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Lazlo's First Kiss / Living La Vida Lumpus

Lazlo experiences his first love, but it rips the Jellies apart when Raj tells Lazlo, "I love her too dude!"

08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! WS G

Uncle Albert Alert Dr. Phibes has discovered that Albert is actually in deep cover as a member of his evil staff - and Phibes is determined to find and annihilate him.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Ventriloquist Barney

Barney fools Fred into thinking that the Flintstone's new daughter, Pebbles, can talk.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Uniblab

Instead of promoting George, Mr. Spacely employs a tyrannical robot as George's superior.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Sister - The Homewrecker

Jeannie II masquerades as Tony's wife until Jeannie becomes wise to the disguise. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

It Takes One To Know One Endora employs a beautiful witch to become Darrin's latest model who tries to seduce him and Larry Tate. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY G

Forgive Us Our Debits Progress at Bartlet's Department Store, in the form of a computer, plays havoc with Shirley's credit rating. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

12:00 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

The Apparent Trap

Frederick manipulates Lilith and Frasier over Thanksgiving weekend. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Money Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac to help Jerry out with some money. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

An Unexpected Call Lauren gets an assignment to fly to New York and deliver a dress for a fashion show. Heidi is faced with the reality of her "dream job" because she is expected to do work. Stars Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad.

13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Lauren and Jason, Take Two Lauren receives flowers and another phone call from Jason. Heidi almost calls it quits from her job after being told that she cannot travel to Las Vegas with her co-workers as she is not yet 21. Stars Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad.

14:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS PG

Angels On The Street The Angels go undercover as hookers to find the man that beat up the daughter of a dance school owner, Amy Hawkins. They learn that Amy doubles as a hooker herself. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd and Shelley Hack.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME PG

Sid And Nina

A thirteen-year-old boy uses his Bar Mitzvah in an effort to seduce Nina.

15:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

The Finale (Part 1) With the upcoming end of her pregnancy. Fran's feeling a little fat and overweight, and worries if she'll ever fit in her clothes again as she packs for the move. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane and Daniel Davis.

16:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Lazlo's First Kiss / Living La Vida Lumpus

Lazlo experiences his first love, but it rips the Jellies apart when Raj tells Lazlo, "I love her too dude!"

16:30 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Uncle Albert Alert Dr. Phibes has discovered that Albert is actually in deep cover as a member of his evil staff - and Phibes is determined to find and annihilate him.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie the Matchmaker

Tony, Jeannie and Roger wind up playing gin. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

And Something Makes Three When a nervous Louise Tate has Samantha go with her to the doctor, Larry overhears them and he thinks that Darrin is going to be a father. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES G

The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney.

18:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Crime Games

When Elroy claims he has accidentally tapped into a criminal's computer system during a robbery, no one believes him.

19:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

The Apparent Trap

Frederick manipulates Lilith and Frasier over Thanksgiving weekend. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

20:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Money Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac to help Jerry out with some money. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 20:30 BLACK ADDER M

The Foretelling

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 BLACK ADDER M

Born To Be King

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 BULLETPROOF MONK Repeat WS M

The Friday Night Movie

For 60 years a mysterious monk has travelled the globe to protect an ancient scroll that holds the key to unlimited power. However, the time has come for the Monk to look for a new scroll keeper. Stars Sean William Scott, Chow Yun Fat and Victoria Smurfit.

Starring: Sean William Scott, Jaime King, Chow Yun-fat

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Frequent Violence

23:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Back Talk

Frasier injures his back while blowing out his birthday candles. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

00:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Money Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac to help Jerry out with some money. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

01:00 BLACK ADDER Repeat M

The Foretelling

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

01:30 BLACK ADDER Repeat M

Born To Be King

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

02:00 BULLETPROOF MONK Repeat WS M

The Friday Night Movie

Starring: Sean William Scott, Jaime King, Chow Yun-fat

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Frequent Violence

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Sid And Nina

A thirteen-year-old boy uses his Bar Mitzvah in an effort to seduce Nina.

05:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat G

Forgive Us Our Debits Progress at Bartlet's Department Store, in the form of a computer, plays havoc with Shirley's credit rating. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Move

Fred leases a luxurious mansion to get Pebbles away from the uncouth Barney. Sat Dec 19, 2009

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat G

Cry Wolf Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB EARLY SHIFT SATURDAY WS G

07:05 HI HI PUFFY AMIYUMI G

A Grave Mistake/Spree!/Granny

The Talent Suckers recruit zombies to help them promote a show.

07:30 FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS Repeat G

Schlock Star When some Imaginary Friends start a garage band and won't let Bloo join, he becomes determined to beat them at their own game.

08:00 SQUIRREL BOY Repeat G

Born to be Mild/ Yer Out!

After Rodney is accidentally left behind while the Johnson's are on vacation, he goes to bunk with Leon in the wild.

08:30 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

The Big Field Trip (part 1)

Adam joins the CDMS band, so he can participate in the annual BIG FIELD TRIP.

09:00 MARINE BOY Repeat G

The Terrifying Icebergs

Marine Boy and P-1 are sent to investigate the disappearance of ships at the North Pole, apparently due to icebergs.

09:30 MARINE BOY Repeat G

The Whales Of Destruction While testing the electronic fence at the Ocean patrol underwater research ranch, Professor Fumble and Mr. Washer are captured and held on an invisible ship.

10:00 JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS Repeat G

Swap Pilot Flop

The Pussycats search for the Evil Eye, a mysterious figure with hypnotic powers

10:30 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Inside Job Scooby and Shaggy's worst fears come true; Dr. Phineus Phibes has used the silicon nano-compound he stole from their mansion to finally bestow himself with super nano-powers!

11:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Super George

Trouble occurs for hapless George when he accidentally becomes endowed with super strength.

11:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Family Fallout

The Jetsons compete against the Spacelys on the TV quiz show, "Family Fallout".

12:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Hit Song Writers

Fred and Barney encounter unexpected problems when they plan to get rich as songwriters.

12:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Droop Along Flintstone

On a visit to a ranch, "Indians," who are actors in a movie that is filming nearby, chase Fred and Barney.

13:00 BALLISTYX SNOWBOARD SHOW PG Shot here in Australia and around the globe, Ballistyx features many of the major snowboarding events from overseas and Australia with a focus on Australian riders. 13:30 GET SMART G

My Nephew the Spy Max's Aunt and Uncle help stop a KAOS communication centre disguised as a shoe store. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

14:00 SEINFELD Repeat PG

The Parking Garage

After renting a car, Jerry and his friends spend the day shopping at a New Jersey mall. When they decide to head home so George can meet his parents for their fiftieth wedding anniversary, no one can remember where they parked the car. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus

14:30 SEINFELD Repeat PG

The Cafe

Noticing that few people stop to eat at a certain small neighbourhood cafe, Jerry feels sorry for the owner and stops in to suggest ways of increasing business - which causes the restaurant to do even worse. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus

15:00 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Sweet Dreams Frasier causes a conflict for the radio station employees when he demands better treatment. Stars Kelsey Grammer, John Mahoney and David Hyde Pierce.

15:30 FRASIER Captioned Repeat G

Good Grief Frasier throws a picnic for the gang to apologise for getting everyone fired and is dismayed to learn that everyone has found new jobs, except for himself and Roz. Stars Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde Pierce.

16:00 HOGAN'S HEROES G

I Lool Better In Basic Black Three American girls are interned at Stalag 13, and Hogan se out to discover who they are and how they fell into German hands.

16:30 HOGAN'S HEROES G

The Assassin Hogan discovers that a brilliant nuclear physicist with research headquarters at Stalag 13 hopes to be smuggled out of Germany.

17:00 THE NANNY Repeat PG

17:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

The Finale (Part 2)

At the hospital, Fran is in her room and her mother and grandmother pay her a visit. "Three generations of Fine women", Sylvia says. Neither she nor Yetta thought they'd live to see Fran have babies. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane and Daniel Davis.

18:00 GREEN ACRES G

My Husband, the Rooster Renter Oliver is hoodwinked into renting a rooster from Mr. Haney. Of course he will need to rent a hen to make the rooster crow. It is the first of many things he will buy/rent from Mr. Haney.

18:30 GET SMART Repeat G

My Nephew the Spy Max's Aunt and Uncle help stop a KAOS communication centre disguised as a shoe store. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

19:00 GET SMART G

Murder Aboard the Orient Express Max and 99 try to solve the mystery of the deaths of CONTROL couriers while riding the Orient Express. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

19:30 HOGAN'S HEROES G

Cupid Comes To Stalag 13

Hogan advises Colonel Klink on courtship and the love-smitte commandant becomes irresistible - to the wrong woman. 20:00 HOGAN'S HEROES G

The Flame Grows Higher

Hogan hunts a stool pigeon along the underground escape rout for Allied prisoners-of-war.

20:30 SEINFELD Repeat PG

The Parking Garage

21:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Soup

Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the condition being he must take him out for dinner. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louise-Dreyfus and Steve Hunter.

21:30 FATHER OF THE PRIDE WS M

One Man's Meat Is Another Man's Girlfriend Unimpressed by their lead lion's inability to fit through the hoop, Siegfried and Roy put Larry on a diet, forcing him to give up his favourite pastime, eating. Stars John Goodman and Cheryl Hines.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

22:00 SOUTH PARK M

The Biggest Douche in the Universe Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edwards after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

22:30 RENO 911 M

Terrorist Training - Part 2

Homeland Security is a serious matter requiring rigorous testing. And egregious cheating, thanks to Deputy Travis Junior. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:00 PINK FLOYD THE WALL M

Movies From The Vault

Inspired by the album of the same name, director Alan Parker's revolutionary rock opera traces the troubled past of Pink, a depressed rock star at the end of his rope. Pink is lost in despair, feeling trapped and desperately searching for a way out. The Wall's stylized blend of drama, music and Gerald Scarfe's brilliant animation earned the film instant cult status. Stars Bob Geldof, Pink Floyd.

Starring: Bob Geldof, Bob Hoskins

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sex Scenes, Some Violence

00:50 BRITANNIA HOSPITAL Repeat M

Movies From The Vault

Welcome to Britannia Hospital, an esteemed English institution marking its gala anniversary with a visit from the Queen Mother herself. But when investigative reporter Mick Travis arrives to cover the celebration, he finds more than he bargained for. Stars Malcolm McDowell and Leonard Rossiter. Starring: Lindsay Anderson, Malcolm McDowell, Joan Plowright, Leonard Rossiter, Graham Crowden, Jill Bennett, Marsha Hunt, Alan Bates, Mark Hamill, Vivian Pickles, Roland Culver

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

03:00 GET SMART Repeat G

Murder Aboard the Orient Express Max and 99 try to solve the mystery of the deaths of CONTROL couriers while riding the Orient Express. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

03:30 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

I Lool Better In Basic Black Three American girls are interned at Stalag 13, and Hogan se out to discover who they are and how they fell into German hands. 04:00 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

The Assassin Hogan discovers that a brilliant nuclear physicist with research headquarters at Stalag 13 hopes to be smuggled out of Germany.

04:30 RENO 911 Repeat M

Terrorist Training - Part 2

Homeland Security is a serious matter requiring rigorous testing. And egregious cheating, thanks to Deputy Travis Junior. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

05:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Super George

Trouble occurs for hapless George when he accidentally becomes endowed with super strength.

05:30 MARINE BOY Repeat G

The Terrifying Icebergs

Marine Boy and P-1 are sent to investigate the disappearance of ships at the North Pole, apparently due to icebergs.