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Volume CXII, edition 4 since 1949 October 11, 2006 Better Safe than Sorry by Carly Hubbell Buddy Check demonstration visits FCC Rampage Reporter in their lives. Though the death detection isn’t important, but the age is vulnerable,” said Barooji- The foundation was built upon rates are currently declining due reality is it can affect a woman an. a promise of two sisters, Susan It’s the dark cloud looming to better treatment and earlier as young as nineteen. A video The speakers advocated and Nancy Komen after Susan over every woman’s head. It’s the detection, in 2006, about 40,970 about a girl named Denise Garza, steps to help women detect breast was diagnosed with breast cancer threat of despair, suffering, and women and 460 men will die who tragically died at the age of cancer early, including partici- in 1978. This was before breast anguish. It’s breast cancer. from breast cancer in the United twenty-four after going through pating in the Buddy Check sys- cancer became the big issue it October is Breast Cancer States. a five-year battle with cancer as tem which Stephanie Baroojian is today. Sadly, Susan died, but Awareness month, and Fresno and NBC sup- not in vain. She got her sister to City College marked this event port. The Buddy promise to spread awareness of with speeches by influential system relies on this cancer and to someday find a speakers such as NBC’s news cor- friends reminding cure. Nancy followed through by respondent Stephanie Baroojian women in their organizing the Susan G. Komen and two representatives from the lives of the need foundation and turning it into a Susan G. Komen Foundation on to do a monthly global leader in the fight against October 5. breast exam. On breast cancer. The organization Representatives of the Su- the 24th of every is known as a leader in promoting san G. Komen Foundation, Me- month, (KSEE community outreach programs, lissa Knight and Sharon Johnson, 24), women are breast screenings, and research in gave advice on breast self-exams, encouraged to breast cancer treatment. So far, clinical visits, and insisted that call their buddy the program has advanced over a every woman should make aware- which can be any hundred and sixty million dollars ness of breast cancer their primary woman, a friend, in grant money across the United goal in life. family member, States to inform and to lend sup- “Breast cancer used to be or casual ac - port to all going through or those a taboo subject among women,” quaintance, and at risk for breast cancer. says Baroojian, “But now we can remind them to Knight and Johnson talk about it a lot. I remember do their monthly funded a grant that supplied doing a story of a woman seven self-breast exam. numerous books and materials to years ago who was really embar- This program has the Fresno City College library rassed to talk about what she was been going on to help students better understand going through, but now it’s much for eleven years breast cancer and how to detect it. easier to get out in the open.” and is still going Also in the library is a life-size Breast Cancer now strong, remind- diagram of a woman’s chest, with causes more deaths for women Photo by Michael Behlen ing women that one breast having nine lumps in it than any other cancer. According Demonstrations on self breast exam techniques were on display in the Student Lounge Oct. 5. self checks are and the other perfectly fine. It’s to the American Cancer Society It can be treated, but the well as bouts of chemotherapy extremely important. up to each woman to detect can- web site, 13.2 percent of women key is early detection. Many treatments, illustrates that cancer The women of the Susan cer in their own breasts through born today will be diagnosed women feel that if they’re not can strike at any age. G. Komen Foundation are also regular exams. with breast cancer at some point over the age of forty, breast cancer “Every woman of every strong supporters of this system. See Buddy Check pg. 6 FCC link in Dateline’s Predator sting Bernal worked as a Micro- CIT instructor Roberta Upon initiating contact with a coy made it very clear she was a computer Resource Technician Baber had Bernal in one of her decoy from the group Perverted 13-year-old girl. by Maylin Tu in the Learning Resource Center. classes 10 years ago. She remem- Justice, he quickly turned the Subsequently, he asked her Rampage Reporter According to the Fresno Bee, he bers him as a “neat kid”: conversation to sex, telling her what she was wearing, if she was has been on paid administrative “He was a really nice, quiet within ten minutes, “I’m bored a virgin, and if she had ever Fresno City College em- leave from the college since his young man—very competent . . . and horny.” SEE BERNAL PG. 4 ployee Fernando Bernal, 33, was arrest. very intelligent but didn’t flaunt Only problem—the de- arrested on August 26th in Peta- Fresno City College and it.” luma, California. SCCCD administrators declined After seeing him at the He was charged with at- to comment on the case. start of the school year, she was tempted lewd or lascivious acts Bernal graduated from surprised to learn from her son involving a child and burglary FCC in May of 1998 with an AS that he had been arrested. (entry with intent to commit a degree in Information Systems. “I would have sworn felony). If convicted, he could He subsequently graduated from he was one those people who face anywhere from 18 months Fresno State in 2002 with his BS. wouldn’t do that . . . he was a to 10 years in prison. At the time of his arrest, he had cool guy, always very respectful, Sonoma County records been working at FCC in some always very friendly.” indicate that Bernal has been capacity—first as a student lab According to FCC psy- released on bail. assistant in 1996—for ten years. chology instructor Dr. Michael Bernal was arrested as part As a student, Bernal par- Schuller, this kind of disconnect of a sting operation organized by ticipated in an impressive array between someone’s public life the Petaluma Police Department of extracurricular activities. He and their private obsession is not in cooperation with the group served as president of Club Az- uncommon: Perverted Justice, which bills teca in fall ’97 and spring ’98. He “A person can be a politi- itself as “The largest and best anti- was also a member of the Alpha cian, a banker, a bum, a congress- predator organization online.” Gamma Sigma Honor Society, a man . . . and you can’t tell. There’s The sting was also taped as part volunteer at the Poverello House, no way of knowing.” of NBC Dateline’s special “To and an N.H.S.F scholarship re- Bernal chatted using the Photo by Robin Vallentyne Catch a Predator.” cipient. screen name “a_latino_man559.” Next Issue: FCC “A Raisin in the Sun”

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Stop the Hate by Ife-Chudeni Oputa Rampage Reporter Fresno City College ob- ence was made up of a diverse Rampage Newsroom: (559) 442-8263 group of students and faculty. Fresno City College Business: (559) 442-8262 served “Stop the Hate Week – Fax: (559) 265-5783 1101 E. University Ave. Building a Culture of Peace” from Some students were expressed E-mail: Fresno, CA 93741 October 2 through October 6. discouragement, saying it was Editor In Chief: Though similar programs pointless to try and change people Editor in chief: Matthew T. Mendez [email protected] [email protected] are observed around the nation, who were set in their ways. Todd News Editor: Matthew T. Mendez Fresno’s “Stop the Hate” tradition Martinez shared the philosophy he Sports Editor: Quinn Robinson Rampage business Office: has a local motivation. Sudarshan subscribes to, “Pessimism of the Views Editor: David Witte [email protected] Kapoor organized the first “Stop intellect, optimism of the will,” Reviews Editor: David Witte Photo Editor: Robin Vallentyne Advisor: the Hate” week in 1997, after said Martinez. He empathized with Business Manager: Leah Edwards [email protected] the students who’d lost hope, but the brutal beating of a Fresno Adviser: Dympna Ugwu-Oju State student. The racially moti- said that though it seems hopeless, vated beating of Malcolm Boyd, people can’t stop trying. Reporters an African-American, by a white The other panelists adopted Rampage is an award-winning newspaper published biweekly supremacist gang member struck a similar attitudes. “If there’s injus- by the Fresno City College Journalism 4 & 5 program and is tice going on here in our own land, Matthew T. Mendez, Leah Edwards, Joseph chord throughout Fresno, and nine Rios, Quinn Robinson, David Witte, Eric Valdez, a member of Journalism Association of Community Colleges. years later the community is still it’s up to us to do something about Christian Beltran, DC Leavy, Chelsea Bieker, Carly Views expressed in The Rampage are those of the individual rallying together to stop hate. it,” said Bill, “If there are hate Hubbell, Efren Marquez, Johanna Tanori, Brian writers and do not necessarily reflect those of Fresno City Col- “Stop the Hate” originated crimes going on in your commu- Noonan, Buen Moua, Ana Zavala, Ife-Chudeni lege, its students, administration or the State Center Community Oputa, Maylin Tu, and Michael Williams on the Fresno State campus, but nity and you don’t say anything, College District. in 2000 Fresno Pacific Univer- you’re giving your consent.” sity and Fresno City College also As much progress as the United States has seen, it still became involved. FCC continued Photography/ Letters to the editor and submissions to the calendar will be accepted with that tradition last Monday. suffers from hate crimes. “In fact, Graphics via e-mail or in person 12 noon - 1 p.m. Monday, Wednesday and Friday, The goal of “Stop the Hate” week there was a huge increase in hate at The Rampage, Room SC- 211, above the bookstore. Please keep all is to be aware and active against crimes in 2001,” said Bill, “Actu- Robin Vallentyne, Michael Behlen, letters to a maximum of 500 words along with contact information. hate crimes. “Hate crimes can be ally, a 1600% increase.” With na- David Witte, Matthew T. Mendez a crime against property, can be a tional issues such as the September crime against person … but hate 11th attacks and new immigration crimes are motivated by hate, and reforms, hate motivated crimes not just hate of a person, hate of a have increased against specific whole group of people,” said FCC groups. faculty Gerry Bill at the forum last Unfortunately, hate crimes Monday. are happening even within the Old Administration Building Tours: October 16th In recognition of “Stop the Fresno City College community. Hate” week, a “Forum on Hate “It’s a serious moment on this cam- 8am-5pm @ 30 minute intervals Crime” was held on October 2, in pus because we’re dealing with the Student Lounge, from noon hate crimes on this campus,” said to 1 p.m. The panel consisted of Solwazi. 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By Leah Edwards operative word,” said Holland, The 2006 Big Fresno Fair’s Media Goat but the end result is a rewarding Rampage Reporter fulfilled life. Q&A Milking Contest Holland teaches Business Are you one of many classes as well as holding the title Q: What’s your favorite students struggling to decide on a of Business Administration/Mar- major? It can be overwhelming. keting Department Chair. food? If you are one of those “I make sure my Depart- A: Mexican students, you might consider a ment stays on track, “ said Holland. degree in business or law. If so, But the thing that brings Holland Nancy Hol- the most satisfac- Q: What’s your favorite land is an tion in her job said color? instructor Holland, “Teaching you need to and working with A: Blue meet. the students.” “If It seems her stu- Q: What’s your favorite you’re go- dent’s feel the same, ing to be in “Mrs. Holland is a type of music? b u s i n e s s , great teacher,” said A: Classical / Jazz you have to Kristi Gies, FCC, k n o w t h e BA 18 student. “I laws. Most like her because she Q: What’s your favorite lawsuits can just tells it like it past-time? be prevented is,” added fellow in the owner, student Yevonda A: Listening to Rush manager or Swint. Business Limbaugh supervisor Law isn’t an easy has knowl- class, but Holland edge of the does her best to in- Q: What’s your favorite l a w s a n d Photos courtesy of Nancy Holland troduce students to book? simply applies them,” said Hol- the world of law in inventive land “I teach preventative law and ways. A: The Velveteen Rab- Photos by Maylin Tu try to give my students the neces- “I offer my students bit sary tools they’ll need for not only hands- on experiences. Along with locating laws but applying them to mock trials, I take my students to real situations.” the Court of Appeal, Fifth District Q: What’s your favorite Holland is no stranger in Fresno,” said Holland. “I am saying? to the business world. She began also working with my colleague, her first R o b e r t A: “The details of your b u s i - Schamalle incompetency are of no n e s s , o n g o - FCC Rampage enters Fresno Fair Media ‘Goat milking’ t e a c h - ing to the concern to me.” contest and the outcome was nill i n g California g u i t a r S u p r e m e lessons Court.” w h i l e still in Holland’s h i g h BA 18 class school r e c e n t l y and by Nancy Holland’s BA18 class visits Court of Appeal, Fifth District in Fresno toured the the time she began college she Court of Appeal, Fifth District here had built up her business to over in Fresno. “I would like to publicly 35 students. thank Leisa Biggers, Julie Bagoye This was but the first of for setting up the tour, and the the successful entrepreneurial ven- Honorable James Ardaiz, P.J. for tures Holland has been involved giving his time to our students,” in. She said that anyone could said Holland. succeed if they are willing to put The students got a chance out the effort and work hard for to tour the courthouse and spend what they want. time with Justice Ardaiz, as he ex- It is patience, dedication plained the Appellate process and and determination that lead to the the types of arguments they hear. greatest triumphs in life. It was an informative trip,” said “I tried to get my foot in Yevonda Swint, FCC BA 18 stu- the door for six years,” Holland dent, “learning about the various said of her position with Fresno levels of the courts and how they City College, “and after much function.” persistence, I finally landed a fan- “The best part of the tastic job working with wonderful trip is getting to see the court in people.” action,” said Holland “It was fas- The same was true re- cinating to listen to both sides of garding her son. Holland and her the case being presented.” husband Randy had tried for sev- Holland’s mock trials eral years, and discovered on a trip give the students the opportunity to the doctor for what she believed choose a particular side of a case to be the worst ‘flu’ she’d ever had, and gain first hand experience in that she was in fact pregnant. Their their own ‘court of law.’ son Michael is now four. The upcoming mock trial, Now, Holland has a found Holland’s ninth here at FCC will the balance of a wonderful career be Massachusetts v. Environmen- and family. It isn’t always easy to tal Protection Agency. “It’s going juggle work responsibilities and to be a real gas,” said Holland. home obligations. “Juggle is the 4 Rampage News October 11, 2006 Bernal: Claims he wouldn’t have followed through FCC Homecoming Queen continued from Page 1 him, “I’m really sorry, sir.” When Hansen asks him what he’s candidates seen a naked man. He also sent her sorry for, he replies, “for being here.” live web cam pictures of his genitals. Questioned further, Bernal admits by Chelsea Bieker When asked her main goal of this experi- According to Perverted Justice’s he knew the girl was 13 and that he “needed ence, she laughingly replied, “I’m bringing founder Xavier Von Erck, Bernal seemed to get out of town.” As for his motives, he sexy back!” With her bubbly personality, Rampage Reporter very comfortable with the sexually graphic says he planned to “see what happens.” she won’t have any problem. nature of his online chat with what he When asked point blank if he would Kia Yang, 25, has some differ- thought was an underage girl. have had sex with a 13-year-old girl, Bernal It’s that time of year again. The ent reasons for running for the position “This guy had no fear . . . he just says, “No. I probably I wouldn’t . . . I just weather is getting cooler, the leaves are fall- of queen. “I really want to be a good role jumped right into the conversation.” needed to talk, you know.” ing off the trees, and we can finally antici- model to other young women at Fresno City. During the course of the conversa- No word on how condoms aid con- pate an end to Fresno’s heat filled summer. I’m a single mom, and I’d like to prove tion, according to the chat transcripts, versation. Along with this time of the school year, is to other single mothers out there that it’s Bernal talked about teaching her different Schuller says he doesn’t buy Ber- Fresno City’s Homecoming football game. never too late to be involved.” Yang said. sex acts. nal’s insistence that he would not have Mark your calendars for October 21st, and It certainly isn’t too late for Yang, who has He even told her: “I’ll be the best actually followed through. His guess as to head over to Rat- plans of transferring sex you will ever have.” the percentage of men who would drive cliffe stadium for all to Fresno State and Schuller says that for men who pur- all the way to Petaluma with a willing 13- the excitement. getting her B.S in sue young girls, the attraction is often based year-old girl at the other end of the road We all re- Forensics. on the illusion of power and control: then renege at the last second? member Home- Adaku “They’re afraid of adult wom- “Close to zero.” coming when we Anyanwu, is a Phys- en—they still feel He compares it to an alcoholic going were in high school, ical therapy major inferior, awkward . . to a bar or a choco- with the floats, and with a minor in . but if it’s a younger “I would have sworn late cake addict go- the candidates for African stud- person, they feel like ing into a bakery homecoming king ies, who plans to a man.” he was one of those without actually in- and queen. It was an transfer to Temple For a man people who wouldn’t tending to indulge. exciting time, and University in the with this fixation, “It’s hard to here at Fresno City, Spring of 06. She is while an adult wom- do that... He was a cool believe.” things haven’t changed all that much. also excited about the opportunity to be a an might judge him, guy, always respectful, Some people One of the most exciting compo- positive role model. with an inexperi- have criticized Date- nents of an event like this is the Homecom- Reina E. Lopez, 28, wants to prove enced girl, “[he] can always very friendly.” line NBC and Per- ing Queen and King competition. that everyone should be involved in their feel powerful.” Roberta Baber verted Justice for In previous years the crowned win- school. “So many young girls aren’t willing This applies what they say are ners were decided through a count of votes, to participate in events like this. I want to even more so if the CIT instructor questionable tac- but this time around the rules are a little show them that with some confidence, age girl has never had tics. different. The candidates are expected to doesn’t matter,” said Lopez. She is work- sex. Did the sting constitute entrap- sell raffle tickets to win. By October 16th ing hard to be an example of just that. As a “[They think] if she’s a virgin ment? they are expected to have sold two hundred senator in the Student Government, and an she can’t judge me at all . . . they feel even No, says, Jim Edison, coordinator tickets. avid member of the Latin American club, safer.” of the police academy at FCC. Joleen Dinning, 17, isn’t too Lopez enjoys being involved. “Everyone Von Erck points out that where an “[Entrapment is when] I entice you concerned. “I expect to sell way more than should come to Homecoming and be a part adult woman might say no, these men to commit a crime so I can arrest you.” that!” said Dinning. With hopes of transfer- of FCC!” Lopez said. believe that a young girl doesn’t know Criminology instructor Bill Berto- ring to UCLA as a Political Science major, Although it is too late to run for any better. lani likened Perverted Justice’s methods to Dinning feels this is a great opportunity to homecoming queen or king, it isn’t too late “[They think that] a thirteen year old having an undercover police officer pose as display her involvement in her school. As to be part of the excitement. By buying raffle is impressionable and you can get them to a drug dealer or a prostitute, then waiting a current senator in the ASB program she is tickets, you will be eligible to win a grand do anything you want.” for the suspect to initiate contact and define no stranger to playing the part of leader at prize of $100, a second place prize of $75, or He says that 60% of the time, online the transaction. Fresno City. “I’m a little nervous, I mean, a third place prize $50. So bring your Ram predators will ask the girl: “Will you try Von Erck says there is nothing il- it’s a new experience because I never ran spirit and support your favorite Queen or anal?” legal about the organization’s methods for for Homecoming queen in high school.” King on the 21st! Schuller says that for the majority catching sexual predators: of sexual predators, the impulse becomes “I always try to give the analogy of an addiction: fishing. All you have to do is sit and wait. “Most of them don’t want to do Unlike fishing, you don’t have to wait that it—the shame, the guilt, their career . . long.” . They’re not proud of what they do . . . So far this year, Perverted Justice They’re conflicted inside.” has been involved in the conviction of 230 Add to that addiction the seeming online sexual predators. Von Erck asserts anonymity of the internet, and you have a that many people are unaware of how many highly toxic combination. such men exist and how quickly some of “The privacy of your own room . . them get to the punch line: . you can just get into your wildest fanta- “I have never gone into a chat room sies,” says Schuller. [as an underage girl/boy] without being And although people might say or solicited . . . [Sometimes] all I have to say do things online they wouldn’t say or do is ‘oh, ok’ and ‘sure’ and those individu- in real life, in the case of Bernal and the als will want to come over and have sex other men arrested during the sting, they with me.” did more than just talk. Twenty-nine men, including Bernal, As psychology instructor Dr. Mary- were arrested during the Petaluma sting. Anne Valentino-Singer states, “To go from The question remains whether fantasy to behavior is a huge line that one those who engage in this kind of behavior crosses.” have any hope of rehabilitation. Bernal crossed that line when he Schuller says while the impulse drove from Fresno to Petaluma on August will always be there, it is possible for 26th, traveling three hours to meet the sexual predators to curb their behavior. 13-year-old girl he had met online. His “You really have to want to . . . Fresno City interaction with first the “girl” (really an Most try and fail.” 18-year-old actress), Dateline’s Chris Han- Of the 29 men arrested, Von sen, and finally his arrest, were all caught Erck says Bernal drove the farthest of all College on tape as part of Dateline NBC’s program of them. When asked what distinguished “To Catch a Predator.” Bernal from your usual online predator, he In the show, upon arriving at the responded, “just his lack of fear.” Bookstore house, he lets on that he has brought the “At this point a lot of guys are scared girl a hamburger—and condoms. . . . if he knew that people [get] arrested for Confronted by Chris Hansen from [this], he didn’t let on.” Dateline NBC, Bernal is apologetic, telling October 11, 2006 News Rampage 5

You FCC’sSkate, Campus continues to be a ‘skate’You free zone Pay by Ana Zavala Rampage Reporter here at Fresno City College. School regulation states, “…nor shall “That’s why I carry an extra,” said Callahan says, “It’s in the hand any person skateboard…upon driveways, Hamilton. Skating on campus might be the book (about regulations on skating)” The sidewalks, or landscaped areas”. Campus police can only confiscate cause of you walking home a board that is in at the end of the day. use; Hamilton Last year when the takes advantage underpass first opened, skat- of this and carries ers flocked to try out the new an extra in case attraction, but not without one gets taken being noticed. Tickets were away. handed out to all those testing Campus police the area. Today, skating is not also issue a $16 as big a problem as it has been ticket. Skate- in previous years. b o a r d e r s c a n Yet, campus police claim their prop- confiscate as many as three erty as soon as boards a month. they pay the fine. Skate boarders know The good they’ll get in some trouble thing is that most if found skating on cam- of the time Cam- pus. But, all skaters see are pus police only the great skating spots all have to confis- over campus; one can say cate a board one the campus is like a skate time to stop them park…perfect for a 360 pop from skating on shovit, Backside tail slide, campus, said Cal- front side ollie, front feeble, lahan. back smith, hard flips, nollie Hamilton backside heel flips, front side has witnessed a nose grind, back tail and a few fellow skaters variety of other tricks. get their boards Photo by Robin Vallenytne Still, there are many rules aren’t just there to protect the person Callahan says most people found t a k e n a w a y. skate parks throughout Fresno that should skating but also those around them. Also skating on campus aren’t even FCC stu- “They should give warnings first, innocent be an alternative to skating on campus. campus police have to enforce regulations dents. people get their boards taken away”, said “We don’t want these kids to get for liability purposes. David Hamilton, an ATC student at Hamilton. injured, no one’s trying to take their fun So why are students still skating on FCC and skater knows it is a violation of Callahan begs the differ, “they’re away,” said Joseph Callahan, Chief of Police campus? rules to skate on campus. aware of policy, they choose to ignore it.”

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Questions? Next Informational Meeting Call Kim Quesada September 28 5:30 pm District Office Board Room at 244-5906 6 Rampage News October 11, 2006 Buddy Check: How FCC rallys to give to give a breast exam Continued from pg. 1 contact your doctor right away to the gift of blood “Chances are, you al- get a mammogram and a profes- by Leah Edwards to the need, and the hope is for an gether in the spirit of the season ready have or will be touched by sional opinion. increase in support. According and in the spirit of saving lives,” breast cancer, either by getting A yearly mammogram Rampage Reporter to the Central California Blood stated Wayne Martin, owner and it or by watching a loved one go should be done for anybody over Center’s web site, the Valley’s “Pumpkin King” of the Pumpkin through it,” said Knight. the age of forty. If you are in your Were you one of the blood blood supply has dropped below patch, as quoted on the Central A self-breast exam goes twenties or thirties, this should be donors last week? Or were you one 40% of the needed inventory. California Blood Center web site. as follows: done every three years. of the many, who meant to donate “Recent heavy usage has Donors must be in good *At the end of your While treatments for this but just didn’t follow through? dramatically dropped our supply health, weigh at least 110 pounds menstruation, when your breasts cancer are helping many survive, Fresno City College held for most blood types,” stated Dean and be at least 17 years old. A Pho- aren’t as tender, lie down with a there is still not a cure for this it’s Fall 06 Blood drive last week Eller, President and CEO of the to ID and Social Security number pillow under the shoulder of the deadly disease. Awareness of with a total number of 109 reg- Central California Blood Center. are required for registration. breast that you’re inspecting. the serious consequences breast istered donors; an increase of “We are asking new and returning Sorenson said they plan *Use the pads of your cancer can serve on a life and 10 donations from the previous donors to please take an hour and to have Blood Centers at various three middle fingers using light, the knowledge of early detection Spring Semester. help save someone’s life. Patients locations on campus for the Spring medium and firm pressure in a cir- is the only way you can fight it Each semester, Fresno City in Valley hospitals need us.” Blood drive, so students won’t cular motion around your breast. yourself. joins with the Central Califor- Those unable to donate this have to travel strictly to the Stu- Use an up and down vertical pat- Pink ribbons signifying nia Blood tern, being sure to examine every breast cancer are being sold at the center in part of your breast. a n e ff o r t Then make sure to to increase check above and blood do- below your collar nations for bone as well as the valley. your armpit area. The Central * T h e California next step is to Blood Cen- stand upright in ter is the front of a mirror. sole provid- Look for any vi- er of blood sual changes in for the 31 the size, shape, hospitals in or general ap- Fresno, Tu- pearance of your lare, Made- breast. Look for ra, Kings dimpling, a rash and Mari- or discharge from posa Coun- the nipple. ties. They *Stand need to col- in four different lect 5,000 to ways in front of 6,000 pints the mirror; arms Photo by Michael Behlen of blood a at your side, arms over your head, Fresno C i t y month to hands on your hips as your tight- Bookstore as well as plenty of Photo by Robin Vallentyne m e e t t h e The Central California Blood Center takes a donation Oct. 4. ening your chest muscles and bent markets around Fresno, Va l l e y ’ s forward with your hands still on whose proceeds go to research need for blood. semester can still visit any Fresno dent Lounge if they want to make your hips. that will one day find a cure For every donation, three branch of the Central California a donation. *If you feel a lump or and rid women of this dreadful lives can be saved. You can make Blood Centers: 3445 N. First For more information con- see anything out of the ordinary, ordeal. that happen. What else can you do St., 8094 N. Cedar Ave., 1515 tact Chris So- in less than an hour that can poten- S. Mooney Blvd., or at the other rensen, Direc- ® tially save three others’ lives? centers in Visalia and Porterville tor of Commu- N a t i o n a l U n i v e r s i t y “We always appreciate to give blood. nity Relations any increase in donations,” stated Another option is the 7th and Develop- Chris Sorensen, Director of Com- Annual ‘Great Pumpkin’ Blood ment for the munity Relations, “Thank you to Drive on Friday, October 13th and Central Cali- Continue everyone who came out and made 14th from 9a.m. until 4p.m. at the fornia Blood a donation.” Pumpkin Patch on the N.W. Corner Center, at 559- For a college of over 20,000 of Shaw and Blackstone. 224-2900 ext, your education student, 109 donations seems a “It’s a great time to bring 3005. small drop in the bucket compared the community and families to- ©

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™ The University of Values Sports October 11, 2006 7 A force to reckon with Soccer team on the fast track as they start conference play.

By Mike Williams sisted by Devon Grousis. powered offense that is comple- any more easy wins this season. should be taken lightly”, says In a conference match-up mented by a good defense leaves Five of the last eight games Vogt. “Every game we have to Rampage Reporter against West Hills, Feld, Pinto and the Rams right among the elite are league games. And league get up for.” Vogt, a sophomore Leon Bueno each scored one goal. teams in the state. FCC has scored games are never taken lightly. defender, is one of the leaders on Pinto had one assist and Regalado 39 goals this year while allow- The Central Valley Conference, this team and he knows the dif- ference between non-league and Everything is going just as dished out two assists. Grigsby ing only 10. These last couple which consists of four teams, is a league play. “Every game is going planned for the Fresno City men’s to be tough.” soccer team this year. Vogt is one of the play- With a record of 9-1-3, ers that have been forced to step the Rams are prepared for the up his play because of Nick second half of the season, which Casagrande’s injury, he’s doing a is mostly against teams in their fine job of keeping his play at a conference. high level. Although the Rams are Casagrande is expected ranked 2nd in the College Com- to make his return this week, munity College Soccer Statewide after suffering a thigh muscle Standings, Coach Solberg’s big- injury earlier in the season.If gest fear is that his team might Casagrande returns, expect a bet- get complacent. ter FCC team. Solberg is pleased with his Solberg is really big on his teams ranking right now going team practicing well. Getting this into league, ranked 2nd in the year’s team to practice hard is not State. The team that’s in front of a difficult task at all. FCC is Mt. San Antonio. “This is the hardest work- Taft, ranked No. 3, is in ing team I’ve had since I’ve been the same league as FCC and they here,” said Solberg. “ They’re haven’t played each other yet. really easy to coach.” A lot of players from FCC have Being comfortable is the been looking forward to playing only thing Solberg is worried Taft all year. about. Solberg is making sure his These two exciting teams team stays hungry and doesn’t get will meet up for the first time comfortable with their ranking Oct. 20, here in Fresno. The and record. His way of doing that second match up will be the last is challenging them at practice game of the regular season for and letting the team know he’s the Rams, and that’s Nov. 10, at not satisfied. Taft College. “If I have a serious and Solberg and his team have tough practice, they know I’m not been on a little break these past getting complacent.” two weeks, only playing three Although the Rams are games, beating Hartnell (1-0), ranked No. 2 in the state, Solberg Las Positas (2-0) and West Hills still thinks they have a lot of room College (3-1). for improvement. Andrew Fled scored the photo by Robyn Vallentyne The Rams are a good team, only goal against Hartnell, as- we’ll see within these next couple sisted by Victor Regalado. Scott The men’s soccer team is giving their opponents all they can handle right now. The Rams have scored of weeks if they can make the Grigsby kept up his consistent 38 amount of goals in 14 amount of games and are anxiously awaiting their match against Modesto jump to becoming a great team. play with four saves. on Oct. 13. “ Right now we’re a good Against Las Positas, Jose team,” said Solberg. “But good Lopez stepped in at goalie and saved four goals in the Rams first of games the Rams have flat out small conference but every team teams don’t win champion- had three saves. Sean Vogt scored league win. dominated any team that steps on is talented and they are always ships.” a goal assisted by Silvestre Arias. “Our offense is clicking the same soil as them. gunning for FCC. Later on Arias scored a goal as- better”, says Solberg. A high- The Rams may not have “None of these games Cross-country prepares for the home stretch Team readies itself for Central Valley Conference Championship at Woodward Park.

By Brian Noonan Other notable finishers for FCC Vizcarra. Freshman John Brodie rankings, the men’s team still Pulido is currently the Rampage Reporter included freshman Bobby Rodri- raced, but was not able to finish has high hopes for the upcoming man to beat in Northern California guez and sophomore Cruz Adams. as well as he would have liked championship meet on Nov. 4 in after his runner-up finish at Crystal The two pulled out top 15 efforts due to injury. Brodie has been in Belmont. Springs and a dominant victory at Running on fumes with to help the Rams to a 96-point the scoring five in FCC’s previous “Everyone has the men- the Lou Vasquez Invitational on several injuries and no shows, the team score. races. With so many injuries in the tality that we are a great team and Saturday, Sept. 28. Rams put up a valiant effort in Adams has improved con- middle of the season, the Rams are are able to compete with the best He is now ranked number finishing third overall on Satur- siderably this season, knocking hoping they can get healthy come out there,” said sophomore Tony one individually and scored an day, Oct. 7 at the Crystal Springs nearly a minute off his time each Pulido. “We have some of the best explosive 16 second victory over Invitational. Despite slipping two race. Missing from the equation see championship distance runners that the school Cristian Morinico, last spring’s spots in the latest NorCal team however was frosh standout Isaac pg 9 has seen in quite some time.” NorCal 5000 meter runner up. 8 Rampage Sports October 11, 2006

Athlete Spotlight Athlete Spotlight By Brian Noonan By Mike Williams

Rampage Reporter Rampage Reporter Katie Bayliss Jackie Anaya Katie Bayliss, currently in her second year at Fresno Jackie Anaya is a one third of the group that leads the FCC City College has high hopes for the women’s water polo volleyball team on and off the court. Anaya is as vocal as team this year. Coming back from acid- reflux surgery they come. She picks her team up when they’re down and earlier in the 2006, being at the top of her game hasn’t makes sure that they keep up the beating when they’re up. been easy. With hard work and long hours practic- A player like Anaya is needed on every team in any sport. A ing over the summer with her team, Bayliss isn’t only teammate that’s always positive and never hesitant to give recuperated; she is determined to help her team become inexperienced freshmen some advice. Anaya is a competitor the best. and she’s determined to help her team win a league champi- onship.

Q: Are you satisfied a team and everyone got with this season so far? there job done. A: Yes, we’re a really young team and we’ve Q: What’s your favorite Q: How long have you been have a team here. Also, it sucks been able to adjust to dif- movie? playing water polo? wearing a swimsuit four sizes too ferent situations. A: “10 Things I Hate About A: I’ve been playing Polo small. You”. since my freshman year of high Q: Do you talk trash to school. I was four-year varsity other teams? Q: What other sports and all league at Bullard High. A: No, we promote good have you played? sportsmanship. A: Honestly, I’ve only Q: What was it like going played volleyball. I started Q: Do you feel the team is through a major surgery and playing when I was 10. strong this year? coming back so quickly? Q: What’s your major? A: Yes, I feel we are extremely A: It was scary when I had to A: Business Administration. strong. I think the main reason get acid reflux surgery, because Q: What would be the for this is because we know I didn’t know what to expect. Q: What’s in your CD first thing you would do each other so well. I know I knew there would be a lot of player right now? if you won the lotto? my teammate’s strengths and pain, and there was, but it was A: Country music, I like A: Buy myself a nice car weaknesses, and they know doable. There were some days Kenny Chesney. and invest my money. mine. when I really didn’t think I could get back into shape, but I stayed Q: What do you love Q: Who are your idols? strong, and I’m just so happy to about you’re team? A: My parents. Q: What is the most reward- be playing with my team. ing part of playing water polo A: The relationship that we for you? have. Q: What’s worse: final’s A: Definitely the games; when week or summer train- I’m playing it’s like this amaz- Q: How many posi- ing? ing rush of adrenaline, and tions have you played A: Definitely final’s week. winning just tops it all off. throughout you’re Q: What are your future plans career? Q: What are you’re for water polo and life? A: About 3. plans for next year? Q: Do you have any com- A: I’m thinking about majoring A: I plan on transferring to plaints about the sport? in business or marketing. I would Q: What was the team’s Fresno State and playing A: The only complaint I’ve love to transfer to a place where I volleyball there. ever had is that I feel water can continue playing polo. I love best game this season polo doesn’t get nearly enough this sport; I want to be involved and why? credit. People don’t know what in it as long as I can. A: Butte, because it’s the is going on underwater, it’s best that we’ve ever played brutal. It’s a tough sport, but .We all came together as hardly anyone knows we even October 11, 2006 Sports Rampage 9

FCCOne volleyball continues team, to give opponents one all theygoal can handle

six kills while Ashley Fanta- With Hill and Storey zia led the team with seven taking a step back, other kills. players have a chance to FCC faced a Columbia step up and make plays, and College team Oct. 4 that that’s what Myrick, Fantazia, Tanena and Donesha Jack- By Mike Williams knew they didn’t have a chance. son are doing. Rampage Reporter The Rams wasted no These freshmen are time putting Columbia in not just playing good one The Fresno City Col- their place, winning the first game and average the next. lege Volleyball team (10-5) game 30-18. A fast start is They’re keeping the level of has everyone right where always nice to have, espe- play up. they want them: guessing. cially at home. “We’re seeing a lot of Trying to predict if the FCC went on to win the improvement from our fresh- Rams will get down, mean- next two games with out a men”, said Buller. “We’re ing they will win most of problem, 30-15 and 30-20. starting to become more their remaining games. Or Columbia almost made FCC consistent.” will the team lie down and break a sweat that night. In September, the let the season slip away? “We come out and play Rams had three tournaments Coach Bethany Buller hard every game”, says Lau- in four weeks. In FCC’s case, seems confident as well as ren Storey. “It really doesn’t these tournaments helped in the girls. The coaches and matter who we’re playing.” their favor because a lot of players know how important The Rams finished freshmen were able to get this nine game stretch is. off the week beating Mer- experience on the court. The Rams may be turning ced College. Melissa Anaya The Rams are done some heads within these played outstanding with 20 with the tournaments and next couple of weeks. assists. Tanena Jackson had looking forward to confer- FCC closed out Sep- seven kills, Jackie Anaya had ence play. tember by beating Taft and six kills and Myrick had five “Every game we have winning two out of four kills. Jackie Anaya also had to start with high intensity”, games in the San Jose tour- 12 digs. says Storey. “And get off to a fast start.” nament. The Rams have a lot of Photo by: David Witte Taft, a game Buller and tough games coming up, and The coaches as well as the rest of her team were injuries to key players do the players feel like the team Freno City College’s Lyndsay Myrick (12) attempts to spike looking forward to, was a not make it any easier. Jac- is improving. One reason the ball against Columbia College on Oct. 4 at the FCC gym. great game beginning to queline Hill and Storey, two why the team is getting bet- end. Although the Rams won sophomore leaders on the ter is because of the players 3-1, three out of the four team, both have shoulder understanding each other games could have gone any injuries, which forces them better according to Tanena erything in sight. Their team ers who are getting better way, (24-30), (30,11), (30- to have different roles on Jackson. can always rely on them for day after day, and are de- 20), and (30-28). the court. Hill and Storey are Tanena and her sister a kill shot at any point in termined to help get their Lindsay Myrick and tough girls and will be back Donesha Jackson have been the game. Keep your eyes team up to the ranking they Tanena Jackson each had to their old ways soon. great for FCC, blocking ev- on these two impact play- deserve. championship: Women’s soccer Rams have avoided injuries to have successful season. r e m a i n s t h e t e a m t o continued from pg 7 beat in CVC championship time. “Everybody’s going to for the men’s race will be 3:30 p.m. get a few dents and dings here and Freshman Tim Falagon gave his there,” said Brodie. “If someone insight with regard to race strategy does get a serious injury (which and preparation for the upcoming has yet to happen) we give it at- race. tention and rest immediately; the “My racing strategy is to races don’t count until the post- make sure I eat healthy and train season, so missing one or two for hard at the beginning of the week, the sake of healing won’t hurt.” and back off a little bit when it It seems the entire team comes close to the race...(I will) go has their sites set on not only win- out slower the first mile and then ning the NorCal championship, but start picking guys off and make also finishing very high at the state sure I beat Hartnell’s 5th guy,” said meet. Falagon. Accomplishing this goal “If we can get our 6th and will take hard training, an intel- 7th guy in front of him then we ligent race strategy, and paying have a really good chance of win- close attention to injuries. ning the race.” The Rams will travel to The Rams’ next meet will Salinas on Friday, Oct. 13 for the be on Oct. 20 for the Pat Ryan Toro Park Invitational. Start time Invitational in Santa Rosa.

photo by Robyn Vallentyne The Fresno City College women’s soccer team haven’t missed a beat. The Rams have continued their winning ways as their record now stands at 10-2 overall. Coach Germond’s squad is one of the frontrunners for a Central Valley Conference title. October 11, 2006 Sports Rampage 10 Do you know who they are? Rams still find it hard to gain recognition after 4-1 start.

the same time, Hill had an idea played this season while only hungry FCC football team take years and he’s been successful, By Quinn Robinson of turning the Fresno State Bull- giving up 93. The only blemish the field and jump out to a 21-0 but if your name isn’t Pat Hill Rampage Reporter dogs into the “valley’s team” by on FCC’s record this season lead in the first half. and you coach college football going after players from around is from City College of San Even though we lost in in the valley then you’re out of this area. Francisco. the waning seconds of that foot- luck. Hill’s definition of val- The fact that FCC was ball game, many fans, myself This years FCC football shutout 40-0 by CCSF the last Living in the city of Fres- ley extends from Sacramento to included, realized that this team team could very well be the time the two teams met was no for a college student in their Bakersfield. was back. best kept secret in the valley enough to make any Rams loyal- twenties usually means nothing With that being the case, The past few years, FCC and quite honestly, they’re the ist hesitant when they were back to look forward to until sports probably the best group of valley football has been playing under only team in town that’s worth on our schedule this year. kick their seasons off. athletes is being overlooked and a condition of anonymity. Coach watching. This time around, there Back in the mid 90’s it the funniest thing of it all is that Tony Caviglia has tried to get his was a difference. We saw a was Fresno State basketball with they play right across the street team some recognition over the Jerry Tarkaninan. The recogni- at Ratcliffe Stadium. tion then jumped to Pat Hill and The Fresno City College his squad of football players that Rams football team is off to a play under the “shut up and hit great start this season with a somebody” motto. record of 4-1. The offensive Hill managed to keep the production that is missing at focus on his team for a number Bulldog Stadium is live and well of years while producing NFL at Ratcliffe. players David Carr, Bernard The Rams have put up 173 Berrian and James Sanders. At points in the five games they’ve Swinging for a title Golf team has to work to short game.

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By Buen Moua Last year, the women’s golf team took the CVC Championship Photo by Robyn Vallentyne Rampage Reporter and qualified for the State Cham- Fresno City College lines up against Sacramento City College on Sept. 30. The Rams pionship game. won the game 28-20 to improve their record to 4-1 on the 2006 season. The Rams finished in third place. Tiffany Derksen was the Fresno City College wom- second medalist in the 2005 Nor- en’s golf team started this fall Cal Championship, placed second season, already taken five first as an individual in the State Cham- places in the start of the season pionship and was one of six named in the Central Valley Conference to the all-state team. Mini Tournament (CVC). This year the team is even FCC took another first place more determined than ever. They with the team score of 346 at last have proven that individually as week’s mini tournament, against well as a team with four straight Modesto Junior College with a first places of the first four tourna- zero, Canada 361, and West Hills ments. College 505. Williams said that it’s a very The top four individual mental game, and that they need to scores for the Oct. 5 tourna- improve on our short game—the ment were Tiffany Derksen (80), chipping and the putting. Meghan Olsen (84), Hilary Ross “Playing good on a consis- (88) and Rebekah Rallis with tent basis,” said Williams. “That’s (94). always the challenge in the game “We’re in first place right of golf. Not letting bad shots or bad now with four conference matches holes ruin the round. left,” said women’s golf coach “With four matches left, Rhonda Williams. we’re up by two points of Canada, In preparing for every which is the other team in the match, coach Williams said they conference that we’re battling for practice two days a week out at the first place. If we win two out of River Park driving range. the next four mini tournaments, The first two home games then that should clinch the CVC were at Fig Garden Golf Club in Championship for us.” the CVC Tournament on Sept. The next conference match- 19. es the women’s golf team will be The Rams defeated Canada playing is in Modesto at Spring and West Hills by a score of 339 Creek Country Club on Oct. 10, for FCC while Canada and West and in Visalia at Valley Oaks on Hills followed with a 365 and 465 Oct. 12. Both matches start at respectively. noon. The Sept. 21 game against “I expect that we’re going Sierra and Sacramento City Col- to do well [this week], we play in lege came with the same results. Modesto and so our goal is to win FCC won again by posting a that one and go on from there,” score of 337 to Sac City’s 355 and said Williams. Sierra’s 356. Views October 11, 2006 11 A tatted workplace? It’s not discrimination to require Just because I have body art a certain standard in appearance doesn’t mean I’m not a worker

by Ife-Chudeni Oputa if the models were balding men with beer- by Brian Noonan pierced and one tattoo on the inside of my Rampage reporter bellies, consumers will stop shopping at Rampage reporter right arm. their local bookstore if the cashier looks Why should this stop me from being With an influx of body art move- competitive in the hiring process? I main- “When you walk into a place of like a convict. ments powered by shows like The Learning tain a 3.6+ GPA in school, have near-perfect business, what’s the first thing you…” Can Now don’t misunderstand, there is a Channel’s Miami Ink, and A & E’s Inked, attendance, and an extensive employment you guess what the question will be? line between good business and discrimi- the need to address appearance-based dis- background. As human beings, our first impres- nation, but when it comes to things like crimination in the workplace has become I’ve never been convicted of a crime, sion of everything is visual. We don’t walk untraditional piercings, tattoos, and long necessary. and in fact, my father is a policeman. Yet into a place of business with our eyes hair, the line is not crossed. The real question here is; should with all of these qualifications, I find myself closed and our ears open, ready to listen Employers will still consider and employers be partial to potential new hires having to remove my earrings and wear and get to know each other. hire potential employees with these traits, based on appearance? shirts that will conceal my tattoo for job More than any other sense, sight but it is the employer’s right to require For illustration’s sake, consider this interviews. All this just to allow myself the governs our actions. that these things not be visible during example. Joe and John both apply to the same opportunity as someone else that may As a result it is vital for businesses to work hours. This can hardly be consid- same company. Joe is a college graduate be less qualified but has no body art. be visually acceptable. Requiring employ- ered unreasonable. Any person who is old with a master’s degree, while John has an Instead of continuing to gripe and ees to meet a certain standard in appearance enough to legally get a tattoo is old enough associate degree. Joe also has a long history complain, I’d like to make a modest propos- is not discrimination; it’s good business. to know that it might affect their ability to of relevant job experience while John has al. To all of the companies and corporations In this society, whether right or find a job. relatively little in comparison. out there, rather than marking appearance wrong, judgements are often based solely Plus, these are all things that can be However, Joe has visible tattoos on factors such as tattoos and piercings as a on appearance. These days, looks even altered for the workplace without disrupt- the inside of his right arm along with plugs precursor to rejection, place the emphasis influence the way we vote in presidential ing one’s lifestyle. Well, all except hair, but in his slightly stretched ear lobes. Because on qualifications and verbal communication elections, and the workplace is no differ- that grows back. John has a more “clean-cut” look in the skills in the interview. ent. The fact of the matter is that a eyes of the employer, he is hired over Joe, This may seem a bit sophomoric, but From corporate business to sit-down business is not there to accommodate its despite being less qualified. Is this fair? Is the fact remains that companies continue to restaurants, companies must first think of employees; it’s there to make money. It is this an intelligent decision on the company’s sidestep this invaluable bit of advice. their demographics. no less fair for a business to make decision part? By doing this you will provide your- It’s fine for Starbucks to have em- based on aesthetics, than for a univer- The answer to both questions is a self with the best possible employees and ployees with multiple piercings and tat- sity to make decisions based on academic resounding no. create a more positive public image. You toos, because their demographic reflects achievement. Each entity is looking out for Unfortunately, instances similar to may even increase your customer base by that. However, at a high-class restaurant its own best interest. If companies don’t put this are happening every day. By selec- creating a renewed sense of support among like The Ripe Tomato where the typical the views of their clients before the views tively choosing applicants based on their tattoo and body art enthusiasts. customer is middle-aged or older, and of their potential employees, there will be appearance, employers across the nation are Ignore the archaic stereotypes that conservative, those same characteristics no business for which to hire. missing out on potentially more qualified these individuals are not qualified. The are bad for business. Just as companies have the right individuals and creating a negative image evidence just simply isn’t there anymore. Appearance is a natural factor for to choose, job hunters have the right to for themselves. Sure there are many tattooed applicants who every employer to consider. No one would choose. If exposing tattoos and sporting The excuse that body art is generally aren’t qualified, but there are just as many, begrudge Hooters the right to turn down long hair is that important, find another a red flag for incompetence or potentially if not more, non-tattooed applicants who a less than busty babe, or GQ magazine job. illicit behavior should be thrown out the aren’t qualified. the right to select only the most chiseled Companies can choose to lose out door. Where this may have been valid 20 Be a trend-setter and help create a features. on a dedicated worker because of their or 30 years ago, it certainly does not apply more non-biased hiring process. Focus on Why should any other business be aesthetic policies and people who don’t today. Everyone and their mom, literally the facts of qualification, not the fiction of different? The same rules apply. Just as want to change can choose to stay broke people’s moms, are getting tattoos and body appearance. people would stop buying GQ magazine and unemployed. piercings these days. I myself have my ears Campus Voices by Joe Rios and Robin Vallentyne Should appearances such as tattoos and piercings have an effect on employment?

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“No, because that doesn’t reflect “Yes. It makes you look bad. No “No, it shouldn’t matter how you “Yes, it makes you look very “No, as long as you can cover your work ethic.” one’s going to want to hire you.” look, as long as you can do the unprofessional.” them up.” job.” 12 Rampage Views October 11, 2006 I’ll stop being a jerk, if you stop being a b-

by DC Leavy likes you a chance. Just because insane!” Subtle hints do not work!!!! Ob- are mostly jerks, and it might be he’s not Fabio, Enrique Iglesias I don’t know how many vious hints do not work!!!! Just true that women are bi%@es, Rampage reporter or Tom from myspace shouldn’t times I’ve been cheated on or used say it. (which explains why we go so well make a difference. by women of just about every race. 1. Anything that we said together). Whether it’s a gold digger looking six months ago is inadmissable There is one thing that I In the last issue of the 2. Stop being so picky, it’s for a way out of paying rent or a in an argument. In fact, all com- agree with the previous article rampage one of my colleagues good to have high standards just drama queen that’s decided soap ments become null and void after on, and that’s the fact that no one Ana Zavala wrote that “Boys are not unrealistic ones. operas were too boring and she seven days. should ever be used just for sex, jerks,” and after a long list of dates could make a better one with your unless that’s what both parties and bad relationships, she hasn’t 3. Go for the guy that relationship, they tend to suck. 1. If something we said can want. If a girl really likes you and changed her mind. Well the shoe doesn’t still live at his moms Soon you got long lost cousins be interpreted in two ways and thinks she has a chance of being fits on both feet on this subject. house. that you didn’t even know existed one of those ways makes you sad your girlfriend then don’t step on Women are jerks too but are bet- taking her away for the weekend or angry, we meant the other one. her emotions by using her for sex. ter known by their common name 4. Realize that just because to talk about the past…. It doesn’t (always the other one) Getting your heart crushed sucks B!#%es. a guy works at McDonalds or Wal- stop there, because apparently and it doesn’t matter whether Even though most of Mart doesn’t make him a loser. every woman wants her man to be 1. You can either ask us to you’re a man or woman. the guys you’ve dated are jerks, psychic as well as have the ability do something, or tell us how you If a guy shows you he likes doesn’t mean that we’re all jerks. 5. Adjust YOUR schedule of solving every problem she has, want it done, NOT BOTH! If you you don’t be so quick to diss and It just means you have terrible taste and make time to give the nice guy without a hint to what the problem already know the best way to do dismiss his advances just because in men. a chance, the bad boys only end up is. So after years of frustration I it, just do it yourself. he’s not the cutest one in the Just because you choose to on “Cops.” found a few helpful rules in play- room. go for the guy that looks cute but boy as well as myspace that are (The final and in my opin- My definition of a bitch has no real brains or substance is 6. Oh and the most logical made for women to help with the ion the most important one.) is= a female dog. My definition of no reason to criticize the others. It one, DON”T DATE JERKS!!!! confusion. a B!%#* is a woman that uses you just means you got to raise your Duhhh. These are all # 1: 1. If we ask you what’s for her own material gain or to get standards a bit sweetheart. They 1. Learn to work a toilet wrong and you say “nothing” we something to eat when she has no should have to do more than just If you think you can seat, your a big girl, if it’s up, put will act like nothings wrong. We money. A woman who keeps you buy you a beer, a burger and feign criticize men just because certain it down. We need it up, you need it know your lying, but it’s just not around like a puppet on a string interest in what you have to say. one’s did it to you, then I should down. You don’t hear us complain- worth the hassle. when she has no intention of ever How about you: be able to make the same observa- ing about you leaving it down. It might be true that men being with you, kind of like a cat 1. Give the guy that really tions. If that’s so then “Women are 1. Ask for what you want. playing with a mouse.

Joe knows“That girl in 1A was pretty hot. She how to say hellohurry this greeting becomes your thought I was funny. I’m hungry. best friend. I’ll be walking down Yeah, she thought I was funny. Man, the halls like the devil’s chasing me, she’s really hot. Did I forget to put passing up folks left and right and Joe on deodorant. I hope I sit next to her somebody’ll make eye contact with Knows again tomorrow.” Or it maybe some- me or shout my name and I may or thing like, “That guy in 1A’s a joke. I may not have time for them. If I do can’t believe he was actually talking or don’t have any desire to stop and with Joseph Rios to me. Do those black workout pants talk with them, I’ll shoot them a The semester’s half-over. I wore last week at the gym make salute. It’s great, you say hello and I’m hip-high in a flood of new faces, my butt look big? Oh my god what goodbye with one swift motion from some I haven’t seen in a while, is that woman wearing?” the forehead. The person’s feelings some I wish I could see more, and a Just then your eyes catch “The Inch-worm Howdy” aren’t hurt and I don’t skip a beat. few that make me wish the phrase, someone coming your way. Your again, ridiculous. But, you’re still Ok, I’ve never been much of “Man, I haven’t seen them in long thinking, “Wait. I know that guy. acknowledging the other person, a hugger. My grandma herself told time” was still pertinent. Well, I kind of know that guy. I met which is always the goal. me that I’m not a huggable person. Still, I can’t wait for the day him through the friend of a friend Who can forget the hood But hey, who doesn’t like a good hug when I can walk out near the foun- last summer at my cousin’s birthday. “Yeah, I see you. What?” classic, “Head nod.” If you see a tain and the multitudes are no more Should I say hi? I don’t know.” knowledge I’m about to toss your man’s man or even someone with than a few scattered gazers and the Meanwhile he’s thinking the way, you’ll be ready to greet anyone whom you want to maintain respect, occasional minstrel on a guitar. I’d same thing and you’re both alternat- at anytime and in the right way. shoot them a head nod across the love to be there when the financial ing from eye contact to the floor, to First, there’s what I’m going room and your reputation will still aid moochers get their check, head the squirrel on the grass, and back to call, “Swearing in with flare.” You to Fresno Tire and Wheels and skate to eye contact. raise one hand to ear level and flutter away on fo-fo’s as far away from the “Maybe I’ll say hi. Or maybe the fingers with a cheesy, ridiculous school as possible. a nod? Is a smile too much? What smile that in no way exemplifies Until then I’ll do what I do about a wave?” your excitement after seeing that best: I watch. I watch people, I watch You’re getting closer now them go about their business, how and if any acknowledgement of the they walk and talk, interact with other’s existence is going to take “The Prison Hug” others and react to the world around place, it’s going to have to happen them. Sometimes I feel like my ob- in the next quarter of a second or so. every once and a while? If they’re a servations are a step short of the oak The tension builds, you’re looking, long lost friend, family member, or tree gawks by the local Peeping Tom. they’re looking. Then after all the cellmate, this is definitely the way But, from all my observation, I have suspense, you shoot the classic no “Head Nod” to go. You just walk on up to them discovered this: people are funny. eye-contact half-smile and a some and hug ‘em for about a second or Yes, they’re funny; we are kind of head nod if they’re some- be intact. Throw in a, “Sup bro” two. You can do variations. Pats on funny. body special. to mix things up every once and a the back are nice – too many and “Swearing in With Flair” Take for example the painful I hate it when that happens. while and the homies will always you’re performing the Heimlich. act of saying hello. Nothing is more Come on. Seriously. How hard is it person. But hey, you’re polite and show love. A good single squeeze usually gets amusing than watching the shift in to just say hi to people? I see it all the you don’t really hate them. And if But, my favorite will always the job done. stance from normal to uncomfort- time. I’ll watch people as I walk up you did, you’d probably just stare be “The Salute.” When you’re in a But whether it’s a business able when somebody is forced to say to them knowing that this situation at your cell phone as they walked or pleasure there is never anything hello. Somehow the phrase, “like is about to occur. And do you know by. Disclaimer: I’m going to have wrong with a hearty handshake. If pulling teeth” doesn’t quite hit the what I do? I stare at them. Right in to stress that this greeting is strictly you’re shaking hands with another nail on the head. their eyes. It’s my way of saying, a girls-only greeting. In no way or guy, for Pete’s sake, shake his hand Imagine it, you’re walking “Yeah I recognize you. What are you at any time is this particular greet- like a man. Get thumb to thumb and along the cracked concrete walkway gonna do about it? Youre gonna sit ing acceptable for a guy to use. I’m give it a squeeze; none of this limp on your way to your next class. there and act like you don’t know sorry. wrist pancake slap crap. It sickens You have your bag at your hip and me aren’t you? Yep. She’s gonna Or you might be one of those, me when I go in for the clench and a notebook in hand. The sun is hot, walk by, look dumb and act like she “Inch worm howdy” people. You I get fingers. If you’re gonna shake but you walk at a quickened pace. doesn’t know me.” bring the hand to the cheek and curl my hand, shake it. And you better Your eyes are forward, but your This kind of thing happens your index finger up and down while not have soft girly hands either, mind is elsewhere. You’re thinking, on the daily. Don’t worry, with the you scrunch up your face. Once “The Salute” because that’s just weird. October 11, 2006 Views Rampage 13 We at the FCC Rampage would like to thank Earth Foley too friendly Talk/The Environmental Magazine for their contribu- duct with a minor. tion. If you have any questions regarding Earth Talk This whole fiasco with for- mer Florida Representative Mark articles, please contact them directly. Foley is no different. The scoop on Florida’s Rep leaked out nearly two weeks EARTH TALK ago, just in time for mid-term From the Editors of E/The Environmental Magazine elections. As if his “overly firendly” correspondance with a former page wasn’t enough, his lawyer later claimed that he was under the influence of alcohol when it happened. On top of that, his lawyer went on to reveal that Foley was gay and that he was molested by a clergyman when he was a child. Former Rep. Mark Foley Foley checked into a re- by Joseph Rios hab clinic for his alcoholism and Rampage reporter mental issues shortly after it all hit the fan. It seems like every time I After his 30-day stay in the pick up the paper there’s a head- clinic, he’s going to have to deal line or a lead for a story that talks with the repercussions which will about a middle-aged business man, undoubtedly be nothing more than politician, or teacher that has been a slap on the wrist. caught for some type of lewd con-

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Dear EarthTalk: What is the current full-size Tundra pickup. on getting $2,200 back. The cred- best eco-friendly vehicle choice But no such models have hit show- its are limited to the first 60,000 for those of us who need a pickup rooms yet, and Toyota remains sold, though, so if you’re looking or SUV? We are about to replace mum about a release date. Mean- to jump on the hybrid bandwagon two older trucks with one that is while, industry analysts have been you should run, not walk, to the more fuel-efficient.-- Barbara picking up chatter about a hybrid nearest showroom. Roemer, via e-mail version of Honda’s popular Ridge- Replacing an older truck line pickup, but the company has with a newer model--especially a Fuel efficiency has not yet to publicly announce plans. hybrid--will almost always guar- typically been the calling card Regarding fuel-efficient antee better fuel economy, but it of pickup trucks and sport-utility SUVs, consumers have a few more might not be the most environ- vehicles (SUVs). Small hybrid choices. Ford currently leads the mentally sensitive way to go, all gasoline-electrics are all the rage charge with its Escape Hybrid things considered. Some experts now among commuters looking to model, a smaller SUV that gets would argue for keeping the old save money at the pump, but simi- 36/31 mpg. Ford makes similar truck, and fixing and tuning it up, lar technology has been slower to SUV hybrids under its Mercury thus preventing another new ve- gain traction in the “light truck” and Mazda brands. Meanwhile, hicle from hitting the roads while category. Carmakers have made Toyota’s mid-sized Highlander an old one clogs up the junkyard. strides in recent years, though, to Hybrid SUV clocks in at 32/27 Repairing an old vehicle is usually meet growing demand for vehicles mpg, while the similar Lexus RX cheaper than buying a new one, of all kinds that will sip and not 400 Hybrid gets 33/28 mpg. All though it is difficult to quantify gulp. these vehicles post significantly the cost of ongoing maintenance Currently, General Motors better fuel efficiency ratings than hassles. is the only carmaker offering hy- their non-hybrid counterparts, but CONTACTS: IRS Hy- brid pickups. Hybrid versions of also cost more up front. brid Vehicle Tax Credits, www. its Chevrolet Silverado and GMC If you’re looking to pur- irs.gov/newsroom/article/ Sierra 4x4s have been available chase a new hybrid-electric car 0,,id=157632,00.html; U.S. since 2005, and get about 18 miles or truck in the U.S. before the Environmental Protection Agency per gallon (mpg)/city and 21/high- end of 2007 you may qualify for Fuel Economy Information, www. way. The non-hybrid versions get a healthy tax credit, depending epa.gov/fueleconomy/. 15/19 mpg, but cost $1,500 less. on the fuel efficiency of the ve- GM claims that those paying the hicle. According to the Internal GOT AN ENVIRONMEN- hybrid premium will get back that Revenue Service (IRS), a 2007 TAL QUESTION? Send it to: extra investment in fuel savings 4WD Chevrolet Silverado or GMC EarthTalk, c/o E/The Environ- over three to five years. Sierra hybrid pickup would garner mental Magazine, P.O. Box 5098, Toyota reportedly has plans a tax credit worth $650 (2WD ver- Westport, CT 06881; submit it for hybridizing its full-size pickup sions qualify for a $250 credit), at: www.emagazine.com/ line, too. The company recently and the new 2WD Ford Escape earthtalk/thisweek/, or e-mail: unveiled its FTX concept truck, a Hybrid and Toyota’s Highlander [email protected]. large 4x4 hybrid pickup, hinting Hybrid each qualify for a whop- Read past columns at: www. that technology developed for the ping $2,600 credit. Buyers of the emagazine.com/earthtalk/ar- project will likely end up in its 2007 Lexus RX 400h can count chives.php. Reviews 14 October 11, 2006 Difranco’s album ‘Reprieve’ another success superb. was beneficial to the record-mak- to pursue and which to abandon.” As always, Difranco’s tal- ing process,” said Difranco, “just Listeners will find that Re- ent as a lyricist is self-evident. sort of taking time to reflect and prieve is another in a long list of Whether spoken-word, or song, it decide which directions I wanted successes for Ani Difranco. is the words that give her music its power. This is evident in the title track. “Reprieve” is a demonstra- tion of Difranco’s eloquent politi- cal commentary. Though written before the hurricane, “Millennium Theater” perfectly captures the mood of post-Katrina New Orleans. “I would think of myself as prophet- ic if people hadn’t been saying for a hundred years that this was going to happen,” said Difranco. As politics and personal life intertwine, Difranco delivers mu- sic that tugs at the hear- strings. Tracks like “Shroud” show her ability to balance her by Ife-Chudeni Oputa co displays a supreme level of mu- political criticism with self- Rampage reporter sicianship. She is responsible for reflection, and a chal- all of the vocals, and many of the lenge to listeners instruments. Together, Difranco to look inward and Todd Sickafoose perform all of at their contri- Ani Difranco puts every- the instrumentals on the album. bution to the thing she has into her music, and Difranco had to leave be- current state of Reprieve proves to be no excep- hind the master recordings when affairs. tion. The album is comprised of she evacuated from New Orleans, Difran- her usual mix of personal and po- but returned to rescue them. c o , w h o i s litical subject matter that gives the After leaving New Orleans, taking a break listener a glimpse into her mind. Difranco was left with minimal from touring The majority of the album tools to continue production. after being di- was recorded in New Orleans “I found myself in Buf- agnosed with before Hurricane Katrina hit. “We falo for a few months with this tendonitis, said had to evacuate along with every- skeleton of a record and a cheesy she was able to body else,” said Difranco in an synthesizer and an Omnichord at focus on this interview with Ron Ehmke, “so I my disposal,” said Difranco, “It a l b u m i n a ended up in Buffalo … and spent a was fun for me, that challenge … way that is not few months there with the left over to try and make cool sounds with typical for her. gear that I had abandoned.” an inherently uncool instrument.” “This year of In her latest album, Difran- Nevertheless, the musicianship is taking it easy ‘The Departed’ may be long, but it’s worth it by Brian Noonan Costelloe, waiting for the perfect rality and character, The Departed With other notables such as Alec make this film an instant classic. moment to take him down. Things is a startling venture into the fiery Baldwin, Anthony Anderson, and Although it is a bit lengthy and Rampage reporter get dicey, however, when Queenan debate of loyalty versus moral Ray Winstone adding to the re- extremely violent, both efforts Famed director Martin and Wignam discover there is a mole chastity. DiCaprio captures the markable cast depth, The Departed were necessary to make the concept Scorsese makes an Oscar-worthy working for Costelloe inside the essence of his character with star- is the best crime thriller since L.A. work. If you can stand the gory comeback with his gritty mob department. Matt Damon plays the tling veracity, illustrating a constant Confidential. Unexpected story headshots and 159 minute running thriller, The Departed. role of the aforementioned insider, mental struggle between the ulti- twists, cleverly inserted comedic time, The Departed is a movie that Supported by an all-star cast Detective Colin Sullivan. The story mate choice of right or wrong. He relief, and impeccable direction definitely will not disappoint. and a witty screenplay, the crime progresses along, and follows a cat has an uncanny drama looks to be in the late-season and mouse game between Costigan ability to convey scramble for Best Picture honors. and Sullivan, as each tries to outwit a character’s in- Leonardo DiCaprio stars as the other before their undercover nermost feelings Billy Costigan, an undercover agent identities are exposed. The climax that elicits sym- for the Massachusetts State Police is reached when each man discov- pathy from the with family ties to various mob ers each other at almost precisely audience. Nich- bosses and local criminals in the the same time. Soon Queenan is olson also deliv- Boston area. His task is complete dead and Wignam resigns, leav- ers an outstand- long-term identity immersion with ing Costigan with no one but his ing performance the goal of finally nabbing infamous mental psychiatrist and romantic i n v i l l a i n y, Irish Mafia head Frank Costel- confidant Madolyn (Vera Farmiga) evoking view- loe (Jack Nicholson). Because of to trust. This is when the plot hits a ers with his con- the extremely discreet nature of huge twist, as Madolyn is engaged troversial catch Costigan’s identity, only Captain to Sullivan. So as not to spoil the phrase “You Queenan (Martin Sheen) and assist- ending for any potential viewers, can become a ing Officer Wignam (Mark Wahl- the detailed synopsis stops here. cop or a crimi- berg) have access to the information Justice does prevail in the end, but nal. But when that proves Billy is anything more the bloody aftermath is as satisfying you’re faced than another low-down gangster as it is frustrating. with a loaded scumbag. A year passes as the po- Challenging viewers to gun, what’s the www.movies.yahoo.com lice slowly make their case against question their own issues of mo- difference?” Jack Nicholson and Leonardo DiCaprio star in “The Departed.” October 11, 2006 Reviews Rampage 15 Martin, Kutcher Horoscopes by DC Leavy

Libra - September 23-Octo- carry ‘Open Season’demand, and he’s somewhat of These horoscopes ber 22 “Martin” and “That 70s Show”). by Ife-Chudeni Oputa a local celebrity, but all of this Both Lawrence and Kutcher take have been Terrorism all started from under Rampage reporter changes when he lends a hand to these characters to another level as your bed. Elliot (Kutcher). inspected by the Martin Lawrence and Ash- a domesticated bear and a wacky As they say, “No good deed (not really) ton Kutcher have honed their token deer in the Sony Pictures Anima- USDA Scorpio - October 23 - No- goes unpunished.” Elliot attempts roles. tion film, “Open Season.” vember 21 to repay Boog for his kindness by We all know what you do at night, Lawrence typically plays Lawrence plays the voice showing him life outside the wall you’re not fooling anyone. the quirky leading man who’s con- of Boog, a grizzly bear rescued as Aries - March 21-April 19 of the garage. The chaos that en- fident to the point of arrogance, but a cub and raised by Ranger Beth Don’t be so selfish. Let the other sues buys Boog a one-way ticket still charming, and Kutcher plays (Debra Messing). Boog is living person have the last piece of Sagittarius - November 22- back into the wild, just in time for the lovable, dimwitted comic relief the good life. He has his own pizza. Let’s face it, it’s not like December 21 hunting season. Roses are red, Violets are blue, (as demonstrated in the hit shows fully-furnished garage, meals on you NEED it. Boog attempts to get back milk, eggs, sugar. home, but with Elliot leading the Taurus - April 20-May 20 way, it’s like the blind leading Stop it! Don’t do it, and leave it Capricorn - December 22- the blind. The suave character alone! For the love of god, leave January 19 Lawrence brings to Boog un- it alone! My dad use to have a shirt just like ravels under the pressures of the that, until he got a job and could wild. Not only does Boog have to Gemini - May 21-June 21 afford a new one. worry about Shaw (Gary Sinise), Your parents didn’t mean to have a ruthless hunter with a personal you, but they’re glad you came vendetta against the bear, but the around. Now it’s time to move Aquarius - January 20-Feb- forest animals all have it in for out. ruary 18 him as well. “Queer eye for the straight guy” Gary Sinise moves far away Cancer - June 22-July 22 will come to your house to do a from his “CSI: New York” char- Your dad has brown eyes, and show, and they’ll leave it exactly acter to play Shaw, who has a your mom has brown eyes. So the way it is. Think about it. rather “Animal Farm” view of the why do you have green eyes? Do future. Other voices include Jane the math. Krakowski, Billy Connolly, and Pisces - February 19-March the ever-popular voice of Patrick Leo - July 23-August 22 20 Warburton. The actors do a great Tibetan Buddhist have learned to If I were you I’d just buy a red rub- job of bringing the characters to keep calm under extreme circum- ber nose, pink hair and big shoes life. stances, and you flip out over a lost and call it a day. The movie combines funny remote control? set-ups with hilarious outcomes. Boog and Elliot’s love/hate rela- Virgo - August 23-Septem- tionship provides a steady source ber 22 Norrius - March 10-March of humor throughout the film. It Someone’s going to break into 10 (Sign of the Norris) www.movieweb.com is truly enjoyable and chock full your car today and steal your CD “Instant Winner!!!!!!!!”(always) “Open Season” features Martin Lawrence and Ashton Kutcher. of laughs. Though it is obviously player, back pack and your Cd You will have a strange urge to geared toward a younger crowd, case, but they’ll leave all your roundhouse kick someone in the it’s entertaining for all ages. CD’s behind. What does this tell face today. Go with it. Chingy’s new album you? ‘Hoodstar’ shines dim by Efren Marquez such as Timbaland and Jermaine Rampage reporter Dupri could not save this album. As a musician myself, I This release is just more brainless like to think that I’m willing to Pimpin’ and Clubbin’ music that give any new music the benefit of will probably only appeal to those the doubt. who already have an affinity for it However, when it came to as well as impressionable youth. the new release by rapper Chingy, However, there some sav- this was not the case. Hoodstar, the ing graces to this release. There are newest album by Chingy available several “shout outs” to the artists’ on Capitol records, is some of the hometown of St. Louis, Missouri worst rap or hip hop that this re- which remind us all that he started viewer has ever heard. The generic at the bottom like everyone else beats used are tired and totally and the track “Cadillac Door” is void of any creative spark and heartfelt in how Chingy tries to the subject matter runs the typical convey his message of positive rappers gamut from getting rowdy thinking in the face of adversity. at the club to making sure that you This message is especially poi- are drunk and stoned at all times. gnant since Chingy is a success Enlightening? Hardly. story from the dreary ghettos of While this album is sure to St. Louis. appeal to fans and the club scenes, These two things are the it doesn’t seem to offer anything only good to come from this new to anyone who is already fa- album. While Chingy himself miliar to this type of hip hop. is certainly talented, his subject The first strike is the mis- matter is lewd and uninspired spelled song titles such as “Rid’in and overall this album is a waste Wit Me” and the atrocious “Ass of precious listening time. How N Da Aurr.” The second strike is can someone who is so good with the blatant, demoralizing sexual- words and rhyme come out with ity that tries to give the album a such a terrible album? Maybe all smooth R&B flavor but just ends that getting drunk and stoned has up sounding corny and contrived. finally caught up with him. Two It is just more and more of things thumbs down, an F and no stars are every other rapper has already awarded to this musical car crash. covered. The third strike is the fact Hoodstar is a dim star that should that help from renowned producers be blown out of the sky. October 11, 2006 Reviews Rampage 16 School for decent moviemaking Heder can’t carry tough guy role needed in ‘School for Scoundrels’ by Joe Rios wards, his best friend recommends been for that role, there would eye of his Australian neighbor station, they toss another twist Rampage reporter Thornton’s class. be no reason he would be cast in Amanda (Jacinda Barrett). Thorn- and, this time, it actually works. The problem with this mov- this film. ton moves in and falls for her as It practically saves the movie from Billy Bob Thornton has the ie is that it never really commits After the first ten minutes, well. What was believed to be turning out to be a sappy chick rude, beer toting, stubble-faced, to one plot line. Had the entire the movie quickly becomes noth- over now goes on for another 40 flick where the two lovers meet for man’s man character down pat. film been a Cinderella story about ing more than littered laughter, minutes. a warm embrace amidst a crowded Too bad his surplus of tes- Heder’s miraculous transformation an awkward plotline, and poorly The two rams clash in a airport terminal. tosterone wasn’t enough to save from milksop caterpillar to macho cast actors. battle of, “I got you, now I got Sorry to burst your bubble, the watered down movie I now butterfly I might have liked it. The unlikely pair grab hold you” while she dances around in but Heder gets the girl – big sur- regret to have seen. Unfortunately, the movie of your hand and take you down the middle. prise. In “School for Scoundrels” continues after the transformation this windy road. They tell a few Once the plot finally slows My DeNiro-esque expres- Thornton plays Dr. P, a mysterious is complete. And this is where jokes along the way, but you and the train seems sion turned to actual disgust after teacher of a classified course for it gets disappointing. Heder long to reach the destina- to pull into the the credits began to roll and Heder losers. His program makes Tony in no way fits the profile of a tion. Just when you think its was turning flips underwater in Robbins’s, “Unleash the Power tough guy. Granted, he plays over, you turn a corner and some pool over in Florida. That Within” seminar look like hand- the role of gutless nancy the plot rolls forward. was it. holding day-care center where they to a tee. But the sharp, Heder eventu- Like many moments be- sip milk out of cartons. confident suit just ally gains confi- fore the audience was taken out Balding, sometimes over- doesn’t fit. dence in himself on a limb and left swinging from weight disgraces to mankind flock O b v i o u s l y and catches the a noose. No climactic laughter to his course to grow a pair and Heder is still rid- or anything. Just rolling credits pull their swirly’d heads out of the ing on the coat tails with speedo wearing Heder as the toilets they call life. of Napoleon Dy- backdrop. Enter: Jon Heder. In the namite. Had it not Matt Walsh and Horatio opening scene we meet Roger Sanz provide a little relief with (Heder). He’s your classic low tid-bits of laughter and violent self-esteem, confidence-free pan- antics, but they in no way make sy who reads self-help books the movie. Ben Stiller stops by as and passes out when he gets a former star-pupil of Dr. P who’s nervous. He’s single, a meter life swirls from promising maid, and has little to fairy tale into a tragic ro- no athletic ability. mance between him and his The audience house of fifty cats. Even he witnesses his emotional wasn’t man enough to save breakdown after his this movie. “Little Brother” doesn’t I can‘t believe I paid want him as his mentor twenty bucks for me and my in the Big Brother pro- girlfriend to see that crap. gram anymore. After-

www.movieweb.com “Black Dahlia’ not what it’s built up to be low and unbelievable. This was not a good by Chelsea Bieker thing, considering he narrates throughout Rampage reporter the whole film. I keep going back to the preview, The Black Dahlia is based on the because I have never seen such a chilling actual happenings of the most notorious trailer. The movie is almost nothing like it murder to ever happen in California. Set at all. It tries to be very “film noir” but fails in the 1940’s, this film noir takes a look at due to the lack of seriousness. Speaking of the story of the two cops who tried to crack seriousness, I would now like to address the case. When the body of Elizabeth Short the scene in the movie in which Bleichert is found cut in half with all of her internal goes to a ritzy dinner to meet current girl- organs removed, Bucky Bleichert (Josh friend, Madeline Linscott’s (Swank) family. Hartnett) and his partner Leland Blanchard Her sister asks Bleichert if she can do his not only decide to solve this gruesome mur- portrait, and he agrees. It is not until the der, they become obsessed with it. audience has forgotten about their brief This sounds like it could be an awe- exchange of words, does she reveal what some movie, doesn’t it? From the trailer I she has been drawing. She hands him a slip saw a few months ago, I had no doubt it of paper with a comical pornographic scene would be. You see, in the trailer they weaved unskillfully drawn of the two of them hav- together what looked to be a dramatic, ing... um... sexual relations. I’m sorry to say disturbing account of a murder, and all that this may have been the best part of the these other cool things that would make a movie, simply because my facial expression movie great. Creepy music, violent images, changed. But was it necessary? And further- romance, Josh Hartnett, intrigue… more, what was the point? This wasn’t the Think again. Maybe I built The Black only awkward point in the film, but it was Dahlia up to much in my head. Maybe it probably the most unexpected. was a good movie, and yet somehow I just The Black Dahlia was based upon the didn’t appreciate it. Or maybe it was just novel written by James Ellroy, and actually simply a bad movie. I want to tell you to does have a great story line to it. It’s about go see it, and I wish I could rave about how an aspiring young actress in Hollywood, great it was, but it just wasn’t… instead, it California trying to make her way into the was plain and simple. business. If the film had spent maybe ten The Black Dahlia no doubt had an minutes looking into the life of the girl, I all- star line up of actors; with Josh Hartnett, would have (most likely) felt some sympa- Scarlett Johannson, Mia Kirshner, and Hil- thy for her when she was cut in half. Due ary Swank, how could they go wrong? It was to the poor character development, I really a smart move to have beautiful people acting didn’t care. In fact, my favorite part of my in this film, because there is no other reason whole movie going experience was the pre- www.movieweb.com to watch it if they weren’t. I felt as though view for Clive Owen’s new film, Children Scarlet Johansson stars as Kay Lake in “The Black Dahlia.” Hartnett’s performance was a tad bit hol- of Men… Now that looks good.