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Six Pence. THE SECRET OF CHRISTMAS. ee By J. C. W. REITH.
“THERE (is a séeretc-Et was told in the mratevious fentiment afloat. The air is still specially we have invmemory, May we be able happy days of childhood. It unlocked charged with some romance, but perhaps one in ame measure to mitigate their sickness or the invateries; it made the season a time of lacks the formula—the magic formula of youth loneliness, magic ind high romance. Anything ‘might —hy whose virtue all the stolid: matter-of-fact xk 4 w + happin. The very air was heavy with mystic realitics which imprison us may be diesatlved Let us hope thatthe spirit will seize us to possibilities, ‘There wae a sort of expectant 80 that we may once again walk the enchenti i mike merry in material fashion, aml this vear, hush aathe great date iteell drew near, There iround, the first Wireless Christmas, the means thereto waa honeed to keep the secret, either. In fact, * o a fo will be at hand. Northern fisteners may be everyones about we seemed to share if too. lt is desperately tantalizing to hear vcoat icky enough to skate te wireless music—if the The keenness of our anticipation made itzelf hy wear this whisper of romante—so insistent jee holds. In any eaeo, receiving sets ercry- evident days in advance; we protracted the ond then to conclude that our circumstances where are going tobe weloomeadditions to many festivilies amd the circumstances of the delight preventfurther heed. The call comes anutomatic- a happy gathering, for as many dave afterwards as we could, ally, as if the habit had been well learned, (ut *& ** environment or stress of ludéiness—repeated rt a a # The lond-apenker is such o. convenient enter. disregard—eventually choke the channels along Guichened heartbeats, eager: shining rycs, ininer, Ho-is eo ready to oblige when wanted, which there need to flow the spontancons free restless feet, delirions jove:. all this we. did. 6 unassuming when otheraport is forward, reapoaner, know once upon a time. Then, of couree, we ‘ é * rs He doesn't feel hurt if a cracker is pulled im bn to prow up, and in varying Mensure the middle of a song, or offended if the fon Perhaps we promie: cureclves. that, before gradually joat touch, &o. many things con- grows rietows during his performance. Ho the next Christmas comes, we shall eo have tributed: disillusionment was one; our own turns a deef earto all interruptions, and is roady planned and arranged the appropriate setting increasing feelings of superiority to childish to “awitch off" at a moment's notice, if ihe as to be able to recaptore that iletve old ioohi#hners, forsooth, another; pouring rain company vote for a epeech from the host, or romantic air and translate it inte words and inatead af the beautiful snow mantle of carlior want to hear the local choirs contingent of rts, times ; railway traina; fas-firea—all the old- *%* i carol simcets. time characteristic eloments of Chrisimes dis- a = = a: The external atmosphere and incidentals of placed and well-nigh forgotten. Wireless will play ita part in other ways too. the old (Christmas ‘times cannot come again [ suppose a good many people, young and off, fe | oe & unless in small degree or artificially created— will indulge in dancing, whether abroad or at One sometimes hears nowadays that it ia-a but the attitude of mind-and heart, which is home on Christmas night, and those at bore ily mistake to put suchnonsenee intechildren’s far more. important, may be gained by those will cheerfully foot it round the drawing- heads as te Wake them believe in Santa Claws ; who seekat. There ta more of Christmas in this roomandupand down the ball to the strains but the “nonsense of childhood is, however, than in the snow and the Tree and the Yule log, of the Bavoy Orpheans. Others will, perhaqa, the precious memory of ago, What tort of a & Hi a a be feeling the zest of younger days, amd will Inemery woulda “rational” Christmas bare For there is an underlying tehpions motive join the children in Musical Chairs, providing “ “ é & in the celebration of Christmas that is often the “stopa” by awitching off. Others, morc To seme, of course, instead of bringing the forgotten. Where other things have failed to youthful still, may delight in “ Hant-the- traditional good cheer, Christmas brings. only bring happiness and comfort, one has some, Slipper’ or “ Hunt-the-Thimble™ to musical smemories which provoke sadnecs, One cannot times to get down to fundamentals, and eo accompaniment—and no one out of the fun at help remembering days and friends that were. irrespective of any particular belicf, one does the piano! Jt isn't really difficult to be young Anniversaries of all kinds aro apt to. become well at Christmas-time to reeall the hallowed for an hour or two if everybodywill play. associated with the incidentala of previous and pracsous origin of the festival. And it is & # # ® celebrations, till gradually the real orginal event in the power of everybody to bring & measiny Sore of you who have newly aequircd ia Jost sight of, and the lesser occasiins with of cheer to somebody, especially perhaps when recerving ects may try them out with all the which we surround them magnified out of all we feel we need it. most eurselyea, One has pride of new possession on Christmas night, perspective. never fir to seck for an opportunity to do 4 and may enjoy the “showwithout much ti é a i goml turn. This way comes happiness soonest questioning; but thoce of you who are ob Whatever our individual conditions may be, to ourselves, ‘ frienda the B.BAC—and our correspondence thers is something in Christmas for us- all. a é * x tells a story of sudden but suro friendshipa— There simply must be, though it may take a We delight to remember that through the will remember to givea passing thought for littl finding. Everybody feels some feeble wonderful agency we control there are almost those who are working in order that you may Stirring of romance. The calendar eet ‘to, say, ‘unique and boundless means of bringing some play. December 20th at loaxt brings vague memories of the fellowship and good cheer of music and && + * ot emotions and exciteménts which such a song and kindly méssage to those who cannot And now allow me to wish you all a Happy date evoked in past years. There is still come gather with others. The invalids and old people Christmas and the Best the Season can bring. xz -- RADIO TIMES -— iepcesben Bier, 1085. A Christmas Message. eaiae Customs: HOW DID THEY ARISE?
By LORD GAINFORD, Chairman of the B.B.C. By ARTHUR BURROWS,Director of 7 cheerfulness of and inercasing cort=, the coming year may bea Programmes. Christmaa is, in yerr of greater activity than we have: known ¥ thought: af this moment are wal of pro- nalish life, amteh Finco the termination of the Jeate war (lon- prammes. hor than 2 “oer fcicnce jf ono mont easerting tiecli, and there Glancing through a ebore of negatives and imply tradition. It Bon better pre apedt that the pet tenes of Pode prints, which bear memories of days more 4 i time when the who haveiadessecrifices mey be rewarded, wealthy in “ epare time,” [ camewpon & much- Himpaphere seems It ig a pleasure to be ssaociated with a Com- prized snapshot of a Boar's Head, bedecked live with good cheer. puny at home that has increased the happiness with jewels and roeemmury. Thia waa taken a Whilst, perhaps, wo of the community, at a time when tho ae number of years ago im the Hall of (hieen's avo lost something é‘tiation has been operating to clothe the work Collece, Oxford, where is observed to this day f that type of Obrist- in. grey depression, Starting in a amall way one of the charming customs which, through nas nackte wilh with concerta. that .werp largely experimental, centuries of British history, have been aszo- he worka of Dickens the British Broadcasting Company have been cated with Christmastiute. ve ore etal with him been ahle to build op a confidence in the mind Tt ia still the practice at this college to carry no otr innermoa) feel- of the public which we shall vigilantly guard in state, to the accompaniment-of a carol with Inga, and tndenvourto maintain, Our object ja to Latin chorus, o fing Boar's Head mounted on a LORD GAUMrOnD. [ om scmling Christ- incertae from our wireless stations the pleasure mizsive silver salver and decorated with Haga mast and New Year and the entertainment, on the witheet demo- and wikdedherba, grectings to all that vest numberof people who, erotic basis, forall sections of listenera. We At the conclusion of the ceremony the trifles during the past year, have by their loyal support are not wizards who can transform by magic need for garnishing purposes are thrownamongst. ind appreciationhelped to make poasible the & tottersd Cinderella into a-rodiant Princess. a scrambling crowd of privileged guests, whilst work that the British Broeidensting Company We have not attempted the imposible. What the Boar's Headis consumed at dinner the same has: achicved, we have endeavoured to do, and whet the public evening by the Provest, the Fellows, and their industrially, the year has not been a happy encourage us to believe we have achieved, ia ta friends. ont for many. Unemployment has continuce ttimulate a taste for good music and in other Where Did We Get Mince Pies? to cast: ite shadowover the homes of large gections ways to increase the means and the measure of As one highly interested in ancient practices of the people, My public life hes for a nomber nadjonal well-being, by giving inexpensively the and in the folklore of Britain, I have been of years kept me in close touch withthe wage bev programme: pightly, steadily improving searching once again for satiefying ex planaliois caring community, and | have alweya been programmes, throughout the kingdom. of the ongina of many Chrittumastide customs— impressed with their fortitude in musfortine Inthe Sew Year our efforts will be unabated. for the birthplace of mumming, carol singing, amlther cheerfulness when things were bad, Programmes are being conceived that a year Misrule (which still prevails in a mild form when ‘This is a great. characteristic of our race. ayo avero wndreamt of. We are secking father dons the paper hat from the Christnias Looking ahowh me fer etna of that revival homorists who will drivo away dull care, Cracker), the practice of decorating the howe whieh will once more bring prosperity tommlustry ghgers ind musicians why will lighten the tired with holly and with mistletoe, and of serving l beheve thet] can see them, | beliewe that spirit, and the services of those eminent in the hot (with mistaken kindnezs) plam-puddings, with a general effort. to increasing production (Continued at foot of col. 1, nee 2) mince-pies, and all thoeedisturbers of the a a diyestive peace so helpful to the family doctor. Myinvestigations have failed, ae | fear tbe¥ always will ax for these customs, how Aeso- MyChristmas in Burma. cinted with the Nativity of Christ, have been
gathered together fom finny #oUrcee, sure The British Spirit Abroad. Pazon, some Roman, several obseure. it has occurred to me that the peculiarly CANNOT say what gave me the desire to (m Chrighmas Eve the colony foregathered widespread circulation of The Nadia Times experience the wonderful and poculsar arells at ihe Club, where almost every topicof con- of the jungle, Jt may hayebeen Kipling, or verestion was excluded except rominiscences (there are ‘now subscribers in all Scandinavian countries and other parte of Europe} would it may havebeen the story FE read osa child of Uhristmages spent of bome. Even the afford an excellent opportunity for dicovering of o banyan tree so large that it coukd shelter TMistrict Superintendent of Policeforgot his anarmy. It is- strange how muny desires have scorpions for awhile! Aa the evening wore on, how many Yulevide proctices, long since be the chance to bo satisied: My opportunity an impromptu danco waa arranged, which in lieved to be defunct, actually will persist. Does there still prevail im the Northern countice came soon after the war, when I spent some spirit was better than any of the formaldances the practice amongst boys and girls of col- time in Burn. sometimes organized. All the old Christmas 1 am not now recording how far my experi- carols were sung in the carly hour of Christmas lecting “ Hagmena' on Christmas Eve, anid encesthere exeemled or fell short of my imagin- Day,and the “absent ones" toasted before doce this “ Hagmenu™ still take the form of “Peares ond Plonbs und Penes* ? ings; IT waernit ouly to deaeribe the kind of some of us departed fora brief sleepprior to a Cliristmas that English people have in certain shoot of waterfowl] on Christmes Day, on the “The Highfeast of Yole."" prts of oor-distant Empire. qutskirts of the jungle. In the evening the Tn howmany places does the burning Yule As Cliriztmas opproached and the mails club waa deserted, the colony having divided log provide the ‘aohe light by whieh the Christmas from home brought presenta to the eolony in itsell into a nomber of dinner parties, which revelé open, and inthere in the C ity of Yorkany which | was temporarily living, one began to reminded ane of OChristinases apent at home, remnant of the elaborate ritual which at on ferl thet the spirit. of the English home ot ‘The. Christian: Burmese were bedecked this time graced the * highfesst of Yole™ ¥ Clrietniastinie was cacuping from every letter day in their finest array of beautiful silks, At how many funetions of really historic and parcel that wea opened, The men soaked their long black hair ini soa mut onpin are carols still a feature } Ano they still Chir settlement was in « fairly large rice- oil: the women added an additional touch of ta be heard in the towns of Yorkshire eung by producing area on the banks of tho Ngwoon powder to their beastiful, if rather Hat, oval young women at six o'clock in the morning, oa 4iver, @ tributary of the Driwady. faces, and nutobers of them visited our bunga waa the care a CENtOTyY Apo There weroonly somo forty white people there, lows singing in English their favourite hymn, Who Inst saw a hobby-horee amongst tle including the District Commissioner, theJudge, Christians, Awake {™ propertics for Christmas revels, and are there and the District Superintendent of Poliee—a So this Christmas ended. Thoughts of home #0 places Where the master still waita opon the peppery ald nua jor, whee chief delight was ty and distant fricnds bad added perhaps a wistful: servant, o8 in the oldtine Kingdon of Misrule t extract the poison of scorpions by electric shocks, neas to our celebrations, but as far as eiroun- Finally, are there still chorches in this country Noone knew why thia was his hobby, but he stances would permit, the English Chritmas had apart from York Minster, where mistletoe, the considered he had the finest collection in Burma! been well kept. Returning to my bungalow et dnetime “profane plant,” is given a place His frend was the Doctor, Wherever Ae wert night with my durian before me, along the amongst the Chnstmas decorations 7 he was accompanied by a gun gripped tightly bullock track lined by tall palm trees, with just The answers to theee questions might prove beneath his arm, He was never seen to use a peop of & moe wonderful moon above them, interesting remling; they might even provile it, and why it wae his insep cablecompanion one felt that the Christmas spirit, whether in ideas for next year’s Christmas programmes| only he knew, The rest of the eolony were jungleland or bomeland,was the same wherever But, if I remember rightly, | vaid o few minutes he Sahkibe from the mills, whiWen Were, H. P- age that my thoughta were wet of programmes,
Decesnrr Gier, 1925.) —— RADIO TIMES
By LORD RIDDELL
APTURING soundwaves vibrating in the Wihint efeel inspinne, bal the charm of the voter oreesta air ian marvellous romance, with possi- is the Radio attention, The Radio has the merit of pre- kihities few nealise, Cech aes remarked! that going to have serving this interesting quality, Of course, it the discovery aquals in importance the disgovory on life ¥ (Ev has the further advantage that, without ap- f printing. Perhaps he was right. ile Why, Lea pearing discourbeom, you can cut off a dull Ratio ie tie nearest thing to wittherait the not like the speaker when you have had enough of him, In world has seen aa yet, but before long we inay dose ription his turn, he is not distressed by seeing iis see even more sirpriaing things. “lhe wizards “wireless.” audience melting away one by one, He can whe devote their lives to thease inveativad ions Why de- still orate in the mistaken belief that he is may cieearer how vo capbine vibrations of tle scribe athing talking to millions, hitman void wl ether sounds,withor) their by i Tey [ am mach intercebed in the coutroversy heing ‘transmitted through a receiver, “Then, ton F ) Are regirding broadcasting plava, If looks as- if sain, they may lear to capture the speech of people poing Radio will afford opportunities for a new type yesterday or the day before, or the day beferc to rend Tees 7 of playwright ond perhaps a new type of actor, thet. It is said that they have already «ic- Are they just in the same way as the cinema has cone. ceeded in caplurng recent speeches. ‘there voing to talk One thing is certain. Radio ia only in ita are herrid thoughta! How complicated life will less? Are childhood. What the grown-up: creature is be! And what alot we shall have to dig up! they going going to be, no one can say, New inventions Think of poing home in the evening whenThe tbo be better have strange and unexpected repercussicns. Radio Tins announess that thestar turn will oF POPs Aa the French remark, * Nothing is more sur- hea love scone between Antony and Cleopadra ! informed ¥ Are they going to the theatre antl prising than the unexpected.” What seems Or the next night an interview between Quorn mieic-hall less y Are thoac who reside in rural probable does not ocrur, Something quite lizabeth anid Drake, or instead of Kreis 2 fitiricts fone io be more or lees satisfied } different happent, But in this, as- im ubher tlo hy Nero, intermingled with the crackling Wie can tefl? ‘They are all difieult protien, matters, ih we weeless to look ton far ale, Hames of berning Tome! m0 fir as the present generation 1% conceried * Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof” [ believe that those accustomed to read and who —and the good also, Reading and Radio. like reading will continue to read whether they However, at the moment we have quite ise the Radio or not, Bart how about the next Nerves and Listening. coough to go on with—specches, concerts, generation brought upon Radio t Are they going Radio will quicken and lighten life, Speeches lectures, etc. ole. Every age bas ite distinctive Lo prefer information through the medium of the which formerly had to be taken down in #hort- feature. There is somo reason for calling this ear to that throngh the medium of the eve ? hand, transcribed, and circulated ta the news- tho “ Matier of Fact “Age.” No one seems There are many differing views concerning paper offices, will before long be received and strrprised at anything, the “effect of broadearting speeches, Some printed almost direct from the speaker's mouth, I do not profess to be o romantic. bot the people bold that listeners will not wish to read thus saving delay and trouble, All these Radio gives me an uncanny feeling. Think cf radioed! speeches in. the newspapers on the developments meanmore highly doveloped the mystery of Lhego invisible ageuciea,. ‘Shere following day—others that they will be all the nervonsa systems, quicker hearing, quicker they are all about us When you wave your keoner to real them, T am not prepared to appretension, and ao forth. hand in the air, you must be knockoll-sorte express anopinion. Tt is, however, certain that Owing to the ever-increasing complexity of sounds on the dead, but they oo not care, few people readJong apeeches. Moat newspaper and strain of life, many people view the future You turn on the Radio of a doxven Reading in rendera are content withtheeves of the apeech with alarm. They gloomily prophesy more the same Proom, nual rat they Pe Tnined, prepared by the aub-cditor, But when it comes nerver andmore lunatics. ‘here is, however, Then they are the worst burglars in thé world, to letening to'sperches we muat remember thik no nee for apprehension. Man is the moat They do not hare to-nee jemnuecs or skeleton the speken word differs From the printed word, adaptable of allanimels, And so far aa.concerns keys Lio open doora and winlows, ‘1 hes pel Many apecches dull to read are attractive to the Radio, you need never try yoursell too high. itl Phong tle walls: You Geri¢ | ihern. hear, Rome hoinon vores have remarkable When you have had enongh, you can always Lacke, boli, firiel hers 10 Tho aoe, powers ef macnetian. ‘The motter may not be aay, “ Good night, Radio.”
Te = Wireless si Sheals: Microphone# Wisdom. A Radior Dream. Die imperiince of wireless as A tieans of “tr othem is one thing more than anceder TRELESS has been charged with various education i being. Increasingly under: which i caloulated to. rik the general public, misiemianonira, such aa bod weather, stood by the teaching authorities. Permission it is the clerical critic who verdiceea without ete., and it now seems as though even our more toinelade wireless in the curriculum has recently ever seeing the show." —Rev. BR. T. Newcome, or less well-earned] rest is to fall undef its heen given to twenty-five Londen schools: and 7 x a * activities, A correspondent tells the following the Mementary Education Sub-Committee hare “Moral cmler are necessary bo crvilizadion true story of a dream he had recently, One reeommended that permission shod be given qul their only substituie in anarchy.— night be dreamt that an old farmer, not feeling in for one year for the inclusion of wireless’ ARCHIBALD Hannow, very well, wont to his tloetor, and afterwards the ‘eurriculum of all schools which apply + i a 6 dezeribed what took place at the interview. for 1h. travis filme. . . pe Bbrong-in ool “ A see, “Dootor,’ a sez, “Aw'm no vory li i interesting to note that it in also laste but-they are weak-in adventine, whereas eradely.' recominencert that the “Canny Loon | American filme are strong m. adventure lot “Ah, “o sez, “sit tha down an’ well should pay the licence fees-—ie.. 10s. per Weak. in pool taste, G. A. ATEINSOS, mak’ an examanashun!* So ‘e gele out a TL ET .. & te t fe thing ‘e cad a stuttemekoop, an’ ‘oe claps it It is stated by the Sub-Comimaticos that agen mi chest, an’ “e claps it agen mi back, an’ “Les better to bear the trath about roureelf ‘? Puts tether end im bis earoil, like "e wae a ihetroction in wireless givesa good opportiunits iv wireless than not to hear it at all.—Rev, for linking up the teaching of sciener with the tryin’ to ‘ear 210 callin’, or Shétiel oC. Kox. apoakin’, joopress of ineention and of mdnsiry. and: thay a a ua a ales declare that the making: and handling of “By andby‘eso, ‘ Ah, yewve got a hit o witeless apparatus provides a waefollesson in “Toeen are bedrock vertices upon which we a fluateration, a soart o° oscillation, ‘e sex, ‘in handwork. have to. come dewy and hold there, whatever one o' yer valvod,’ ‘e 202, There can be no dowbt that athe very meat winds miy blow," —hev. T. Yares. ** Nos, doctor,” A ses, “tha's kiddin” me,’ A fiiire wireless will play a very promimnénot part as & a ik sez; ‘tha knaws Aw've nobbut a crystal ect,” lafeed in’ the education of our children; and “Herne... i an enjoyable novel, and let A sen." the enthorites are to be heartily congratulsted ny thavk Heaton for i without perversely Alter that our correspondent woke up. Ho a thett ’decistoh te make nee ‘ol this very inqoiring whether it has any value os literature.” had quite evidently Leen listening before le Mapes tannt oin oh of sence, — Os STRACHEY, went to bed that night,
RABIO ee —-— (Decrnnrn Slur, 1925, aaa e Think of Hecadvaskar
Opinions and Suggestions of Some Famous People.
GY THE VISCOUNT BURNHAM, C.H., the Dis- foes, Dhene is. 2 boonidless future of use- Christ ia the onty apint which oansave society tinguished Newspaper Proprietor. fulress in front, of vil. ‘The reek advice (wick, im ita andustrial ed international «lations ; W/E PAT ino ve ile world faster however, ia, I am afraid, of « very general from cdliseclation, I hope that trie religon, which than we improve ourselves,” hoe character) that T cen give to you ia, keap 0p hianothing to de with. vesbirts and porto fee, bern well said hy somebody, ond short cuts ihe standard of yor seryien Do not ploy bent whith ih a for rightes GETPeES Ais ine red ‘to happiness are dangerous ground. down. Re nitan bey thet the Ereat HLA of maT by the fear of God and the love of the Fayiour, We tan, however, improve the world und ps rls really War ciel things, may be strongly and widely fostered by broad- ourselves so far as happiness depends on tho easting, satisfaction of the senaes aml even ihe faculties BY THE RT. REV. J. E. C. WELLDON, Dean BY LILIAN BAYLIS, Losses and Manager of that are in ws, of Dorham, the Old “ Vio.” Thus] haveno hesitation in saying that bread- j DO net wish do pees os an authority open every casting haa largely increased the means of happi- broadcasting: bet 1 eaomet doubt that like to see in the foture | SHOULDlonely farm, every outlying lowe,and ves for “the greatest nomber of mankind,” the future of lreaideaeting will greatly afiect every hospital with a wirelesd matallation, so to ose theold formula of Otilitarian philoseplry. social welfare, There is oo more remarkable that nobody may feel ont of things when a lt fila the blank spaces of homen existence featore of modem times than the wide exien- visitor comes and sayas “Have you heard with new interesta and fine fantasy. It peoples won in the range of personal intluewce. So-and-So 7" amd the poor host has had ao the blank spaces of lonely solitudes. with. the The steteemen of ofl time were seurcely chance of being in Lendon or in any big-town, forms of beauty and the figu resol romans, known even by sight; they weldom addressed perhaps, for years, Considering the diffic ult and tratizitional any pulbhic political bedy except Parliament ; For invalids, especially, F think wireless lias riod through which it has passed, [ think thet they were names, and were not alwaya as been 2 wonderfal boon; TD hare come aerose the British Broadvasting Campany hea mace the much as namics, outsile London and the few ao many cases where. the hardest part of an moat of ite resources and Haopportunities. The il neea for anyone to bear was the knowlerdga reatest number of their public wish to he that he or she waa ‘oheolutely cut off from nimteed rather than instrocted, to be distracted hearing good smusieo—particularly orchestral rather than preached at. On the other hand mua. And pi wie, veelin, wad ‘celle recrials, ete. they do not want merely what i4 frivolens Llove the aaneation- of hemo able te torn on or frothy, and they appreciate a judicious hoantiful singing as easily as one can turn on nite ‘of Berpousess with tharetert smment, the fresh water in a tap. I think one of the All depends, as indeed does life itself, on-a sense happiest evenings I ever epent was when, last of prepertion and in a nicely adjusted balance Ammer, a young friend who was reacned from c Depot and values, which I feel convinced thet ihe wreek of the Prepeewa ceanie home \ British Broadcasting Company will be able tinexpectedd:, and we pot on the lond apoaker to‘effect« and to develop te the highest efficiency and had an imprompty dance, BY SIR LANDON RONALD, the Famous | have-abo enjoyed thoroughly many-of the Composer and Conductor, epecches, particularly the Sunday Night ‘Talks, HAVEfollowed the broadcasting programmes BY THE RT. HON. J. BR. CLYNES, M.-P. very carefully, and o# theae programmes ar: BD setae, the brief lite of Wireless Browed- tural; compiled to appeal to oll tastes, | casting one hae beoome aware oon of venture to think that on the whole you hare the immensepower of the spoken word. moceetiod well in ‘your object. Apeeok is the oonerste ulterance of our Lhouyhite, Personally, I could wish for less dance muric, Tt ia the instrument or channel of our apentily. bot Tam broad-minded enough to know that fions and emotions. And whom we one my neighbour may write to youond oak to unexpectedly upon thia miracle of wireless, hare leas Warmer! what can adequately be sail of fi an a vehicle All these things ore purely personal, and in for their expreaion ? Here is a power in the th a gigantic undertaking sa providing hand of men. Ther treet is comparable to programmes for every meht in the week, one that of legislators or judges, “Abused, as gon hee to have toleration. meciine of expression have been abused, whit temanding the serious music performed, I A lr. J, Resa fede. a disservice may not be wrought by it * Used think here there js room for improvement. Tightly for the common advancement and
Vhen the Broadcasting Company can afford it, recreation of the people, who is to set hounds to it would be «a good thing to give some fine large tities of Great Britum. Eot withm the the positive good which may accrue from it ? erchestral concerta with recognized concert last centory the facility of railway communica. Through it a people might hear its nativnal onchestras and Gonednctors. tion hat taken them wpand down the country; husiness discussed and transacted. and who 1 do not say this im any carping spirit against the Press has carried reporta of their apeeches more fitted to hear it than those millions of the orchestras and the conductors that exist into all. homes; their photographs are ell ordinary men and women who constitute the adready, but only imagme what delight you everywhere, and now it seems that the braad- nation ? would give to yourhundreds of thoumnds of casting process, like the cnema itself, will Considered mits relation fo elucrtion, ts there feteners all over the country if they could make their woites at well as thelr preecnces now any reason why the cultural refinements of hen irom your station an orchestra such ie the and their movements familiar to all classes of our Universes and the finest thonght of oor Queen's Hall, with Sir Henry Wood conducting! the people. day should not be brought into the houses of ' know there it a yYery important fingt.cial ldo not belhewe in broadessting the sounds of the lomnbleet workers, often deprived by bitte: tide te this propestiion, but with this if ia not Nature; they are too delicate, Bot T hope the circumstances of the opportunity for leaning? “iy Intention or. business to deal. British Broadcasting Company will-do all that Misie, poetry, drama, eriticiam, are huowan Broadcasting ia an amazing thing which uri- lies in its power to circulate speeches, not so activities Which make their appeal to the car, doubted!y bas come to stay, ad therefore if i much in favour of party of clam as specches all these have their place too, but Dam reminded vp to the brondeasting company to give ua the whieh chwell upon the virtocs of pood crtizenshin, of a phrase carved over the portico of the Danish vey best they can. upon the magnitude of the British Enmipire, Sinte Theatres: “Not Alone for Pleasure.” and wpon the principles of troth, postice, freedom BY J. RAMSAY MACDONALD, MP. and progress which oro incorporated in the BY LIEUT.-GEN. SIR ROBERT BADER- | Jf afraid that I have been so moch oecupier Empire. POWELL, the Chief Scout. with other things during the Inet twelve The question of broadoasting sermons or HOPE the New Year will bring along on niinthe that [heave been able to give only wery religions addresses may be more difficult. But invention whereby the crashing and ehipe’ poowting attention to radio matters, I have the Charch will, I think, umke a mistake -if ignals ean be climinated from the ordinary vetobed,however, with the greatest interest. she avoids or neglecta the modern agencies of receiver, Listening verysoon palls under these the development of your plana andyour pro- information ; and, as T hold that the apirit of existing handicans,
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RADIO TIMES -— [Bee EME ER Bist, 1a. “The Mistletoe Bough.”a Wireless andthe Rarthquake. A World-Famous Christmas Song. HE tragical story of “The Mistiletor the seat-of the Nock, which tells o F the earl fatc By F. A, Cobb. Bough" coea not make cheerful Vule- of a young lady who was acting there in private [The wren inf this article Leseitior terrelesa tide residing, and vet, ever since Thomas Haynes theatricals during the Christmas merry-moaking, operndior tu ihe wench sercice, ofa as Bavly told the story wo well in verse about a Two Stories in One. engaged im relic? ork during the recemt terrible century ago, it hasbeen a prime foveurite earthquake in Japan, | among Christmas carols. No self-ncepecting In ona of the scence it was necessary to represent a foreral, and the part of the dead brase hand would ever think of venturing forth “Ne reports from Japanese reporting on our streets afternightfall as Christmas TiFl was taken by a bright VOUT wend of the stations owing to breakdown of cable aporoacher without “ ‘Tue Mistletoe Boogh ™ house, who, for the purpose ofthe play, was service.” The addition to the weather report put into an old o#k chest, the Hd being choeed in ite repolar repertoire, while with the old- irom the Shanghai Arawel, wittless station of fachjoned waite it wee an indispensable number. down upon her. Tragedy wos revealed when those tow words at ip.m. onthe let of September Few, indeed, of cur popular songs tell a story the time came to release the gitl, for, on lifting was our first intimation thot. something had eo well, benee, probably, ita continued popu- the lid, eho wea found to have died of sulio- hapnened in Japan. Tue following morming arity. Jn aongwy like “Robin Adair,” and cation, ber eries having been unheard, the weather report papain mentioned thet the *BRathleen Mavourneen,”’ and “The Las o Ii would appear, then, that Thomes Haynes weether news waa incomplete, as comminication Richmond Hill," and many others, one iz lett Bayly put these two stories togetber in writing with the observatory at Tokio had been out off, hia ballad. Yet even hefails to cay where “the ficesing what it i¢ all about; bot Thomas OWwine to a serious carbhquake. Haynes Bayly, the author of “The Mistletor misthtoe bough" comes in. Thus it wie Sunday, eptember 2nd, before The popular idea hea always been that Bough, goes atraicht on with the sad story We age that there had bechon carthquake, “young Love)” tried to. kiss his new-madn from beyinning to end. Consequently, this antl aa far as we oomld- puede, a bad one. ROLE survive 4 when everything ele that Bayly bride under the mittletee, and she, playfully wrote ia ‘as dead as mirtion,” except only one secking to escape from hig embrace, yet hoping Horrifying Dotails. he would findher, rushed into # remote mom other gone whieh thorceuchly deserves to live— On the following day we arrived at Moji, “eho Wor a Wreath of Roses.” and hid in the chext, which Hea ei the entrance to the Inlend Bea of Ol) pb -t- “epeetesds The Tragic Gamo. Japan. Toerc, we soonleagned fMmll. detaila * THE MisTLeE FOE. BOUG H.”’ There can be littl: donbt as io where Bayly conceming the catastrophe, which were eo got the story of “The Mistletoe Bough,” for be THe mistleies hung im the Castle Hall, hariiving that we: thought they must) neocs- The holly brinch shoné on the wea born at Bath of a well-connected, even Sees awily have been somewhat exagwernted, (As Old oak wall: e aritocrati, family, and would be seyuninted a tatior of fact, when we arrived ct Rote, we And the Barats retainers blithe andgay ¥ found that they had been under-cetimated. } with all the county families. Now, m the eel Were Keeping their Chnstmoas holiday, < parish church of Bawdrip, about three miles The Baron beheld, with afather’s pride, ¢ The harbour at> Mod waa thronced with from Bridgwater, (here ia a monument to Edward His beautiful chikl, -young Lovells * Japanca: Naval cra t loading with Red Cross Lovell oad his wife-and two daughters, Maria and bride ; t stores, food and clothinu—in Jact, anything Rleanor, on which appears a Lafin ineeription Serle While ehe withher bright cyee seemed > that mii ht prove most vite ly neediul in soch
relating to the last-named, Eleanor, which may ee to be r an (mercency. be thes rendered into English: The star of the goodly company As we entered the Inland Sea, en rowle for Oh, the mistletoe bough! the ‘Eleanor... . died June L4,. 1681. ee Koke, asquedron of Japanese drstrovers steamed mistiotoe bough | past ws at top apeed, loaded to their fullest Snatched oway on ber wedding day well-
hia young wife's cousin, otml that ghe war, rs lt wes difficult for us, who had so often been therefore, one of those brides who marry without They sought her that night, they sought there, fo realize that Yokohama no longer her next das, changing their surname, existed, And they sought her in vin, when @ Wireless to the Rescue. But, although there does not appear to be ee week passed away ; much room for doubt that here is the seed from In the highest, the lowest, the loneliest When the earthquake firet occurred, Tokio which the hallad grew, and that Eleanor Lovell =a apot, and Yokohama, with the surrounding districts, is the sad bride of the chest, the strange fact Saeng Lovell sought wildiy, but found were almost entirely cut off from the outer remains that there are certainly three other hee ot, world, all the lond cable lines- having been |] houses in England which have « similar legend And years flew by, and their prief destroyed, It was, therefore, the wireless —the house of the Cope family at Bramshill, busi installations on theshipa that lay at anchor Was told age sorrowful tale long paat : Hampshire, the house of the Hartoppe in in Yokohama Bay thet teok the place of the And when Lovell appeared, the chil dren Leitestershire, and Marwell Old Hall, near cried ; destroyed.telegrapha. It wae through these Winchester, eee ‘Sec, the old man weeps forhia fairy that all the relief ships approaching Kobe were Moreover, if if undeniahle that Samuel ee bride} ™ kept in toweh with. Jt wos through theae that Rogers, the hanker-peet aml frien] of Byron re the tremendous number of messapes ime vitable At length on old chest that bad. long and his coterie, had already written his story of Buchan oocarion were handid,and it i ee
tain biel oe of “Ginevra, " which makes this same tragicel Wos found in the castlo—they raigod * certain, that the efficient amdspeedy measures OCCU take plaice in Modena, Daly, and t)e the hd— r that were hecemlary to prevent cdietorbances poet,after relating in very polished hiank VeTEe And a skeleton form lay mouldenng 4 ond to provide firet-sid and medical attention the story of the happy bride, the game of 1ee there, ; “ould have been greatly delayed bad it not hide-and-seek, concluded :— | In the bridal wreath of that lady fair. 4 been for wireless, - “The happiest of the happy, i Oh! sad was her fate—in sportive jest, 7 Messagcn wore dispatched from the relief When the spring-lock that lay in ambush there - Bho hid from her ford im tho old 4 ahipa as apon ms possible to those m charge of Festened ber down for ever,” : oak chest ; ¢ the relief work in Kobe, informing them of the Thus it will be reelized thatthe story ls a i It elosed with a epring, and, dreadiul 7 number of cases requiring turgent medical ? doom ! i somewhat elusive one, associated not. only with { The bride jay clasped in her living 7 isintonce, enabling everytuing to be un readdi- more than one hous, but with more than one 4 tomb | i neaa whon the ship arrived. country, Whilet the association of wor song with 7 Oh, the mistletos bough! the ; Tiina once more has wireless-amply demon- Chiistmos is etill farther toeeek. It ia possible mistleten bourh ' ; strate! whet a valuable factor it is in times of that Baylyhed heard the story of Exton Hall, O22 fe fe eth abe At fic a dig. e a8,
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Christmas Hymns and their Stories. HE old familiar Cliristmas hymna. will he Adeate Pideles, known to English-speaking folk A Talk from London by Major L. heard by vaet numbers of Heteners this all- the world over as!) Come, All ¥e Faith. R. Tosswill. Yuletide, a sort of cnormous expansion of the fal." The fact is, that the late Canon Dake ley rent iden of the Writs, so that the rmall translated thia hymn so finely that the transla- AS’ Vriday, IT were workin’ up tu “quire boys and girle who sing “Hark the Herahd- fidn if as good as the original, and as the well. Tucker’ tu Nataworthy—Ilcastwara, | Angels” through the keyhole, andknock at the known tune fite both, onecan take one’s choice were diggin” up plants an’ pores ‘ond hack clint for pennies, will he in danger of being beiwixt the dead and the living language. open, zame as 1 allus dus up there. wen there ant O° work,” althou:vheit ie dowhtfal whether But the Adeste Pideles is. not an ancient hy ain't nort elec. Zaddenly, I ‘cara a romblin’ they will realize the fact. in the sense that the Te Jenin or the Jes Irae zyund, an’ a girt motor-lorry vrom Exter Jt is surprismyg what charming little romances are, for the Latin hymn waaako written by drives. in dru the gates.. Out gets dree men an’ eitele around Christmas hymns, Take, for an Englishmen, John Keading by name. pulls onta girt pole, ‘hout vorty voot Tong, ivianee, that primo favourite, “ Christians; singularly enough, he has another, and perhape J shud zay, an" zome bits oy wire an’ zach like, Awake! Salute the Happy Mom,” which is more enduring, bold upon fame, for he wrote "Ulo, T thinks, wot be “bout then ? Aquire dome # Known to overybody, despite the fact that the famous holiday song Jelee Demamm out ov house an talkees ta mun. T pute my there ooniy one occasion inthe rear when it Joyour—or Sweet Home, which tho hora of pipe down an’ dries to ‘ear wot er zaith, but I is: appropriately sung. JohnBy ran wrote it as Winchester Sehool cing round a certain pillar cuden, vknow—ony summat ‘bout “airy.” long ago as 1745,-aane the onal MS, which is at breaking-up time. It is saidthat John Wull, yu knawtes alles airy pon Dartymoor, Fill preserved in Cheetham’s Hospital, Man- Reading composed it when ho waa oa schoolboy Any’ow, they dree men 2taris wong (1 an Chester, i6 beaded: “Christmas Day for confined for misconduct during the Whitsun vro, measuring the garden wi’ a hit ov tape De Tly.™ holidaye, and, so report saya, “tied to a aeemingly, an’ they goes inta th’euse an’ T A Present from “Daddy.” pillar,” aes en lnkenonter winder an’ wp "pon the rufe Improving Shakespeare ! an’ orl auver the place, “Dolly " waa Hyron’s little daughter, and, If you were to ask the “ Waits” what. theer To Jast, they digsa holo en the middle ov just before Christmas, 1745, after a jolly romp the iawn an’ pitta “the poleiin en, an’ vixes en together, the fether promieed Dolly, as a favourite Christmas hymn or carol ig, you would probably get the reply: “ While She p up orl vitty wi wites 20's to hold en. That's a Christmas present, a carol.all for herachf, Some queer gtart, I thks, Maister Brimmlecom tu little girls might not have cared for such a pift, herda Watched.” ee it CEM ER alee, a) RADIO TIMES — 447 EARLY ADVENTURESIN WIRELESS. My Pioneer Kvperitamrite in Broadcasting. By WILLIAM LE QUEUX, M.LR.E. | THINK I may justly chim to have been cheap one, In 1919 the apparatus we hadwas Company, was lecture up and down tha one of the earliest experimenters in the feld all very orude, and our data scanty and un- country upon ratio-tellephony and giving of radio-telegraphy. In the earliest days | was relia ble, demonstrations, to apeak to him at oa lecture only an interestedspectator, seme by the Months passed, | gave up nv profession a he was giving to a Ing audience at Newcastle, mystery, of wireless communication, yet it all novelist and devoted my whole time to my We tested our apparatus during the afternoon, happenedby chance, laboratory until it became amass of apparatus and: found all O.K: Mr. Ditcham, at the In the sun-blanched city of Lechorn—* vara and a great tangle of wires. Chelmaford Siation, heard oa and reported Livorno” we call it—towhich I went for rest For six months I, with my assistants, both excellent: Newcastle i¢ three homdred. miles and quiet beade the sapphire Mediterrancan and of whomare well-known in the world of wireless, from Guildferd..- The: hour arrived when I in order to think out plots of inystery stories together with Mr; Duncan tinciair, of theAir should speak. The generator was humming and to write them, there lived at ‘the time two Ministry, and others, worked daily with various menily, when handling an accumulater chimaily vouths who eventually became world-famous, apparatus and circuits, burming ouf expensive | upset some acid over my clothes: IT letily One was theson of a small baker, named transmitting valves, piercing condensers, ruining some forcible and unparliamentary language, Mascagm,.who wrote an opera. He called it microphones, and experiencing other mis- when next second I realized to my horror that “ Cavalleria Rusticans,’ and when it waa fortunes, Still no result! my friend Love hed already pot in the trans- produced and won a prize at Naples, he had to be From listenera in London and in various nutthing switeh! Afterwards | learnt thatthe pushed on to the stage in his outdoor wttire, towns in the north, reports came in that mum- lecturer had announced that 1 wouldepeak and for he hadno money to buy« dress guit. ‘Tho all was. silence, whereupon from the loud-speaker other was a young manwho lived with his Fe POTEET came my unprintable expressions ! mother, an Trish woman, in a spacious fat facing Mr. William Le eee ihe gen—an apartment which [afterwards oceu- Queus,the writer of Hoaxing a Boaster, pied-—and whore name was Guglelmo Marconi, this article, is one On another ooeasion, while transmitting, my of the best-known pet Pomeranian, who yaops fiercely at every How Marconi Triumphed. novelista of the eens stranger, diaeovered a visitor in the. wireless At the baae of a small Hill beyond Ardenza, day. He is also a leading authority room anid immediately attacked him. ‘The i seaside suburb of Leghorn, is « hill called on criminologyand result wasan animated scene, all of which, Monte Nero, on the eummit of which is a much. has travelled all together with the visitor's forcible remorks, venerated Madonna to whom pilgrimages are over the world, n e e ccame e t e c e n oul on the lond-speaker to a startled made, aod it was at the base of this hill where Very few people andinece at St. Albans, young Marconi made his first experiments in are acs ae Nie One right, when the young CrownPonce of wireless-telegraphy—as he thought—through Le QOueux was one crereen Johore—known as “ Bifi'’ to his intimates— the hill, without wires, of the pioneers of was at my microphone, speaking to his brother William ‘* Soon wireless tele- Ll -watehed those. experiments «with greatest Ahmed, an, Oxford undergraduate, who was interest. ‘The young inventor naturally offered raphy and telephony and one af the ery listoning upon a set in: [pewich; his- first. words vet ta experiment in this country. He his discovery to the Italian Government, and wad €& Pioneer, too, in the work aol were,“ Holloa! I'm Eiliii—speaking from l recollect. his despair when it was declined. broadcasting music and “talks” on nett 242." Whereapon an amatenr tapped out, in Ko money could be razed in Italy to develop vanous subjects, Morse: “2A! I your frend is Beefy he whatwas declarod to bea “freak mvention.” needn't tell us ee, Who is he? Please reply.” QRSad Seer Bat wt last, alter many rebuffs, an agreement Within: ten miles of my house there lived « was one day signed wt the. British Consulate Llings could be heard, but no word owas. dis- biaeiful amabeor who laid alain to a wonderful in Leghorn, where-I was.present, and. Marconi tinguishable beyond a mufited ‘ Hulloa! 247% range of reception upon.a singlevalve, At the afterwards came to England to demonstrate calling!" Weeks went on, valve after valve moment-the * Victorian” testa were in progress. his suceess and to become world-famous as the was tried, condenser after condenser, choke The amateur in queationhad-told me so many inwentor of the system which bears. bis name. after choke, till Leonfesa that more than otce fairy tales about his: reception that I resolved Tt-was then that his mother gave up her flat I stood in my laboratory in despair. Then | to play a joke upon him. So one night I put facing the sea; and { became ita occupant. I resolved to alter my wave-length’ to a thousand my wave-length up to over 2,000 metres, put remained there eeveral years and wrote sixme motrea. in all my power, and sasuming my best Italion of my books in the room Marconi.had occupied. Success at Last ! announced that I war apeaking from Coltann, lt waa, I suppoee, but natural that I should The whole business seemed utterly hopeless, in-Tialy, and calling Stavanger, in Norway. 1 have retained an interest in wireless since I and my friends were declaring that I waa a fool, gave him a few lines from Dante as test, anil waa present andhad watched ita early stages. when, one morming, I. received «a letter from ascend for an acknowledgreit. Ever since those days I heave dabbled init in my an amateur in Manchester. congratulating m= Next day my anreteur friend was telling spare time, pomeaing various seta, coherers, upot- imy saceess. The had heard «listmetiy everyone that he had heard telephone -trans- magnetic amd electrolytic detectors, and-varionus some ncereery Thyme |} had- spoken inte the mission from: Coltane, anid he hae mever- bern crystals, microphone on the previous night. disillusioned, unless he reads theac linea, News for the North Sea. Imagine my joy! This letter, followed by About twelve yeara ago I set up a spark dezena of others from amateurs in various A Mistake about Love. station on the cliff hetween Cromer and Shering- parts of the country, gave me cneouragement Another laughable incident, which I have ham and, by sion of the Post Office and to get the set to fonction more perfectly and recounted in my recent book of Penson hes. Admiralty, used regularly to transmit news to attain to greater distances, till one day | “ Things I Know,” happened one night when cach night to the Cross Sands Lightship, inthe received a report from the operator at Inch- L called 2X, and mentioned my friend Love middle of the North Sea. My masts were ninety keith, on the Firth of Forth, four hundred and byname,whereuponsome unknown amateur feet high, and my double serial 320 feet long. twenty miles from Guildford, and Jastly from in Rotterdam calledmec by Morse, and asked Within a weeka great gale came, andone of the well-known amateor, Mr. G. W. GO, Benzie, in French: ** What is that about love ? Please my masts blew down and smashed. Undeterred of Peterculter, Aberdeen, five hondred and repeat,” And next moment another message 1 put up another, and the etation was worked fifty miles distant. At last [ had swoceeded in was Hashed out to me, | believe by a professional officially at the outbreak of war. establishing a station which transmitted speech operator, saying: “Love to the girk also! After the war I set out to codenvour to and music over & long distance on low power. This created quite a disturbance in the ether accomplish what had not hitherto. been cone, Then |. commenced to inaugurate nightly until a Government station—I believe it was namely, long-distance radio-telephony. =: RADIO TIMES . | Decearame Gler, 1985, —- ——_——_—_—<—<—<<— —=— & ead accident to a lady crow through one oi Biddy‘nnd’ the ‘Wireless. those arrangements. “She was sitting on the wire, digesting a worn—i wireless wireworm if was—wher A Dream and its Sequel. By F. W. Thomas. somebody started hroadeasting Mendelssohn's Spring Song. And believe me or believe me Mr. F. W. Thomas is the famous homorist of Td have let the poor boob drown if ['d known not, the poor girl was so affected that she flew “The Starand “ 1it-Bits." aa much as I do now, straight home and laid a couple of eggs, Montha And there's that fat-headed poston deliver- E were in mid-ccean, ‘The sess ran before their time. And, of course, theyboth ing letters across the road, Always delivering mountains high, and the good ship died, letters, that man is! Why the dickens can’t he Excalyples waa shipping “em green. “Theo there's another thing, Buppose you Screaming like Manads, the white-topped deliver. parcels sometimes for a change? Or do settle down there and bring up a family; nanny poats, or old boots, or clephants ¥ waves hurled themselves at us, sweeping the the poor little chaps won't get a wink of sleep. decks from end to end, until I thought every And this shaving water's ine cold as wana, ‘ Every evening, just aa you've tucked them minute would be our next. Slap-slap-alap, twizezle-whizzle-whizzle, in, thir E. EC. business will start andwake “en Suddenly an extra large one came aboard, More father. ... . Slap-slap-slap, twizzle- oll up again, foaming at the mouth, and before | could sav whiresle-whirele, And: took. «at that ughy ring lt Wouldnt Da. * Knife.” of even "Jack Robinsan,” there wie in the glass, Always the same old mug, every "* Hello, hellh, hello! Two hellog! Miss Mr. Otis K. Glumph strogeling in our wake, mornin 25 ks Beatrice Gurgle will now sing you that pathetic (rrerht ‘To leap overboard was the work of a moment, song, “* [do like an egy for my tea.” Stand ley, or maybe even less. One loaes all count of time Look here,” J anid to myself, please, for Miss Beatrice Gurgie,’ on these o¢casions, have noticed. * "That's the sort of thing, you know; and J Grasping the millionaire by the pants, T swam * Tt's not the lenat init of good carry- don't think it would do at sll. Eapecially of quickly towarda the liner, climbed up the after they turned on any of this syncopated stuff. ne ch Libets this, epenaon, and fell fainting on the binnacle, wet Some of those over-rips American tunes will through to the skin, if mot further... , making faces at yourself in the fddie an ege at twenty yards.” “No, I'mafraid that's off," said Biddy, after A Little Cheque. glass. You'll only go and cul a lomp thinking it over for a bit. “ However, there's When I came round, wo were sitting in the quitea nice little place a few doors further wp, off, and then tt purser's cabin. where the two Misses Mingle live, 1 heard them won't bethe same “Say, Mister Tarmes,” said the millionaire, telling the vicar that they don't hold with all old face any more. “that was what T call real mice of you. [ve these wireless goings on and what-not, #0 I rot an idea you saved my life, though I'm sahry Far better grin i =e bear it.” Morning ! she said. reckon we shall be all right there. to say you knocked off my tartas-ahell glasses. and “What's all this?” So 1 grinned “And thank you very much for telling me, Cost me ten darlers in Medsin Hat only 4 month A nice disgrace it would be, after Pd brought andl bore it, and, the grin apread and apres, ago, those glawes did. However, it can't be my children up well, and vurned "om out into helped-now, and don't think I'm ungrateful. andlittle by little I began te feel better, ‘i'hen, while | was stropping the razor, [ made upa the world, to tind them sitting in one of your “Otia K. Gluriph mayn't beof much account apple trees, snging some American (omic song Intths song all about my trouble, andl sang it in the world, but‘he’s worth just a belliva lot to to the tune of “In andouf the window.” they'd picked up off the wire. Otis K. Glumph, believe me. bo what about a “But you'll have to excuse me now, T can hittle cheque ? 2 A Heartening Ditty. ace my Gilbert In the neat garden with a five- Borrowing the purser's fountain-pen, he began Mavbe you knowit, bat if not, it’s the same inéh worm, ond what's his is mine, you know. to-write. Firet-a'five, then a nought, and another tune a8 “* Mary burnt the pancakes,” Thus :— See you to-morrow,” noucht, and another, and another, and anoth 7 Blowthe old 9.30, aan lel Bangity-bangity- bang | Blowthe old 9.80, As giving an ides of the amazing rapidity of “ D'youknow it’s nearly half-past eight 7™ Blow the ofd 9,30, You knew, that Wireless, Ttis interesting to note that ib bas been And blow the 1.2 tov ! aort of thing dacs computed that the time taken for a word to make meso mad. There are several other verses, dealing in the rench New Yorkfrom Londonis. approximately, Butting right aaine manner with eggs and bacon, toast and one-ap Vertieth-part of a second ! into the middle eoffce, trousers. buttons, and workand worry, Where's that and anything ele that happened to get on my * other heaatly ners, a aoch '—right into A most heartening ditty, and one that I can A WONDERFUL CASE. the micldie—Hi! thoroughly recommend for the liver. Hullo, Listeners! Here is a piece of news what have you In the middle of the nineteenth verse, which you will be glad to hear. Howoften have you done with all the blowed the cosmic system, my friend Biddy been lstening to a programme when the an- | map }—into the tapped at the window... . Peirhape you don't nouncer hae made a remarkyouwould like to know Biddy; she used to be a starling, bot rmember—either about some fascinating ox First a five, then a nought, adicesthe many years of sitting on chimney pote has peliment in the wonders of wireless or Some and another nought, él turned her into a blackbird, another— i: feature of future programmes } The programe Another min- “Morning !." she ssid. “ What's all thia? continucs andyou forget the noocssary details, ute—Where the dickens is my tooth- Oh, Leese, You're singing. I bhptiant at first th Perhaps it is an item of news you would like wad cata, ‘hen I said to myself, © He's: had brush t—Another minute, and I'd have to pize on to others—the announcer start: ums had that cheque in my pocket.Instead of one of those wireless things laid onand the von- talking of millibars, and wt onceyour mind is which, you come barging into my dreams—How eért is now showing.’ So I came along to have alsorbed puzzling out this wonderful measur about that shaving water? Two houra ago I a look, cf barometric preesure. shouted for it '—barging into my dreamsand Too Dangerous, You want something at band to help you. spoiling everything. “Tm rather interested in thoge contraptions, Why not get. a Redio Tomes reading cover which And here am 1, freah from a watery grave, and want to learn more about ‘em, You see, the publishers of the official orgin. have just with my trousers shrunk all to nothing; andthat it's like this, Mr, ‘ihomes, Gilhert—he'a my peued ¥ Ttia bound in stiff cloth, gilt lettering, American guy gets off without paying a cent, hushand, you know. No, notthe one T had with pencil always ready in a slot at the side. Don't talk to me! I say don't talk to me! last year. ‘Jhat-was Ronald, I haven't seen Apart from enabling you to make notes, the I won't have it! him for’ months, But Gilbert has been nosing enee will thoroughly protect your copy. Every Oh, I was in a sweet temper. Five million ebont all this week, lookmg for an eligible site ifaue 14 handled over and over-again for a whole gucd dollars gone west; and instead of a life on for a nest; and the place we've decided on is weekand is bound to book shabby belore tho the oceanwave, there was the ame old bath- up at No. 14, next number ia operntive. The ocoet ia only room, the same old Thursday morning, the “oite nice people, with two amall children Za. Od. from where you purchase your Radia same old amell af bacon and toast drifting up- andno moggie. But they've got one of theae Times, or 2s. $d. postfree from thé publisher, einirs. ... Bah! And not only Bah, but aerial thingsacroga thegarden, amd I was 8-11, Southampton Street, WA Pish aa well! wondering _ Gh}! you have one! Well, you knowite worth, Five million doflars.... Where's that “No, I shouldn't do that if I were yon, eo dire a suggestion and vite one to you confounded shaving brush t Why isn't it in Biddy," I said. “It's too dangerons, Why, “Radio” friende as o Christmas or New Yew the mug where I put it? Five million only a week or two before Christmas | heard of Gift. —LADVT.] Se a = e — = rh STaars = Ee i a Ge E — = arhe — aa ———— —=—— = Dec kage: iar, 19235.) asa Sam WellWeller ‘Broadcasts ! | Heard at the Cook’s Christmas Party. (Hullo, everybody |! You will now hear Mr. Sam Weller making an after-dinner spooch.) “| ADTES sand “Gente all; I-hope and trust vou have made. a “goml- dinner,: aa Christopher Columbus, remarked ven he loneded eo the Cannibal falande, Cernly, if vou havent, you've not lived up toe your oppor. tunities. “Veo. all have to thankMary, the cook, not only for a-making of this scrumptuous repast, but also for inviting of us all to share het horapitahlty, and ifever you 4ee a more perfecter picter,of blooming ‘ealth a-setting on a Windsor chair, all I can sayis I'd like to eee her, Better Latethan Never, "Well, fast of all let me vish you a Merry Christmas and many of ‘em,vich is p'rphape a hit late inthe day; but better late than never, aa the Old Maid said venshe bought her marriage license vith her Old Age Pension, Tf you, ain't bad much of a Chrismasup to now, by the time the epckoo-clock cucks 3 Bc, you'll have had enough dancing to last you for a while, vich vos the identercal remark made by the girl vot had broken the record, and killed two pardners and the trombone player in the band. “ But, vile vt are having a merrytime, ladies and gents, there's a whole lot o’ folk votes got not so much as-a-aparrer fer dinner, let alone 4 sixteen. pound burkey, vith saueages and stufiin’ and apple-sauoe, mot to mention the pudden to follow. IT don't vant to interjooce o jarring note, as the man eaid ven he stopped a ena coneerh wkh arf a bnek, bot 7 shouldn't be ‘a-doin’ of my dooty, if I didn’t mention this fact, a8 the man said ven he told the genthe'd just a-finished paintin’ the seat vot he vos a-sittin’ on in the park. An Easy Maiter. ““Tt's worry easy to ferget all about the darkness ven you ve & huodered thousand candles a-shining like a couple o' sixteen-cvlinder forty: horsepower suns, and a-makin’ cook's fee as radiant as a coppers face ven he's. chased o burgular three miles anda half. It’s coly ven you go ont inte Lhe dark yourself as vou begin to know about ih, aa the rute-payer said ven he Reproduced by permission ni! (Ae Proprietor? o Mine missed the top step o° the coal-cellar an’ dis- covered Jupiter and seventy-nine thousand five hundred an’ sixteen other stars an’ planets. Mr. Poddleby Erects His Aerial. “So [begs to propose that ve gather up the fragmenta that romain, a4 the prize-fight “7 HE erection of an aerial mast is a very , bean of wireless, Poddleby, who do not. like referee said ven he'd counted ten twice, an’ simple business, if we are to believe those rushing into new things, was quite taken aback send “em, Vith our onited Jove—as the young wireless writera whose mission in life seems to when young Chris and his brother Sam arrived feller remarked to the pretty girl) ven her le to tell us how easy it is toldo difficult joba, home for the Christmas holidays with a wireless poodie’slead had gone five times round him You know the fellows I mean. They say, set, a forbidding thing -all over knobs and an’ three times round her, and the poodle vos airily, “ Nothing eeuld be simpler than. to hamiles and other execreagences that they had still a-chasin’ 0° the cat—to the vidder over the make the secondary of the transformer, Wind perpetrated together in the achool workshop, He vay, vot has a large fam'ly and a small income, 16,000 turns of wire——" Fifteen. thousand ! was taken afront on the following day when ‘same as vot Noah hadven he vos in the Ark. Yegods! After hearing what myfriend Poddleby hearing a. commotion without he opened his A Hearty Toast. has to aay on the subject I am rather inclined étudy door to see what the matter waa, andon ‘to deubt the bit about aerials, too, “And now I give you the toast o° the evening, isang forth, received the butt-end of a stout and may it always be vell-browned and vell- Look out for Squalls. larch pole fairly in.the brisket, buttered, and may there alvays be plenty of Possibly the chappie who wrote it does not *® Saved the Clock.” it, vith a bit o' jam to go vith it to give it a live in & desirable residence in which the only The force of the blow was a littl: softened by relish, vich is vot the hen-pecked man said ven way into the garden is via the hall or lobby hia hat. I do not mean that Poddleby waa his vile mado him help vith a spring-cleaning (the unrefined call it simply a passage) from the wearing his hat upon his waisteoat,.It had every Monday, Wednesday, an’ Friday, remove front door to the back, You need not tell me been awept from its peg during the battering his beota on the front-door mat on Toosdays, that such a residence is not desirable. They ram progress of the pole, and perched on the Thuradays and Sundays, and gave him #ixpence all are, If you disbelieve me, ask my house end of it at a ratherrakish angle acted as a for the football match on Saturdays to get him arent. « cushion, It is not good for hats to act as out o" the way. jut should you be the proud occupier of a cushions. “Bo. [ bid you rise, and drink the werry good messuage or hereditament dezigned on these “Splendid, dad,” cried the lads, “ Topping ‘ealth of Mary the Cook, vith vich [ associate linea, then you can look out for squalls when of you. You just saved the clock.” Santer Claus, Father Chos"mas, Saint Nicholas, your young hopefuls decide, as they are bound Poddleby groaned. He had bots to say but an’ all the other good old jobnnics vot never to do, that the time has come for the family nowind to say it with, which was perhaps a forgets the CHILDREN.” Lo launch its frail barque cut on to the troubled (Centinwed ererieays,) — RADIO TIMES -— [Decemprrn Zier, 1935, TENING ! is & pane more or leer when the serions business of wireless ia toward f “Where are we going to pot it- op? | A queried Poddleby, a little broathless fromhis unwonted labours, Chris was emphatic that the centre of the asparages bed, the light of Poddieby's cyes, waa the only possibls apart. Sam held stootly thet it was faeential to remove the cucumber fram: | aN \ | \ \ AY \ \ , and to utili ¢ ita late site. Poddleby waz strongly in favour of a place near the rubbish heap till it was pointed out to him that ] “| this would involve eutting down the pear J \ a tree, a task which both lads were ready ee and willing to undertake instanter, if the mast was to stand upright. : “Dong His Bit.”’ Eventually a compromise was reached by Poddleby's ceding @ corner of the straw- berry bed, anc: the allies went to work with a Will LO consalitlate the oorupied territory. They dug. Chris dog, Sam dug, Poddleby dog. Even Percival, the family bound, caught the fever. Retiring to a quiet corner, he uprooted a promising young rose bush which he laid lovingly ot his master’s feat juat to show that he, too, was doing hia bit. Deeperand deeper grew the hole; stiffer W\\ cand stiffer grew Poddlebys back. Soon he prometed himself, as fathers will, from. hie orginal post aa onekillod labourer to a cushy stalf job aa director of operations, At four gol feet, the Inds criedhold, enouri.. All waa now ready The great moment hal come for the Poddleby mast to leave ita imglorions recumbency anil to rear ita head proudly into the higher ether. Together they lifted it from the ground, Chris at the thm end, Sam atthe middle, with Poddleby occupying. the sbrong mans pest at the butt. They bore- it towards the hole, Poddleby walking backwarda whilst the lacs steared with encouraging cries, If ever another aceml has to be erented, Poddleby wt quite firm that ho will do the steering, for it was he and not the mast that found the hole at the fre! shat. A Proud Monument. When he had removed large portions oi the garden from his clothea and had treated hia left eyo with raw atenk, operations were continued... This time, thers waa no con- tretemps. The butt was lowered inta its resting place, The fanaily heaved and hauled and pushed and pulled until it ston! upright. Poddlaby and Sam held it whilat Chris filled im the hole with brick-enda, stones amd earth, There it stood, a proud monument to the familys energy and skill, a testimony MR. PODDLEBY. On this occasion his sasistiance as the that they had taken the plunge into the uuekilled labourer was welcome. and as soon aa deep end of wireless, Mra. Poddleby was (Cutoeed from tha previous page, ) he had recovered from the first rode shock of summoned to admire their handiwork. well, Seeing hia distress, his progeny dropped his. introduction to practical wireless ho gave I waa juat at this splendid moment of the pole incontinently and. rushed to his it ungrodzingly. Between them, they ascom- triumph that Blinkinow!. who lives next, door, assistance. By the time that they hacremoved plished the remainder of themast's passage pot his head over the fenee. it from hie pet corn he was feeling a little better, perilow with singularly few casualties all things Ffaling,” bea called, “' got a tame chim- Poddleby is one of thoesnoble fellows who considered, True, the nose of a plaster bust of pinzes f"" enter most. keenly, especially at such times o- the late lamented Beethoven waa annihilated, “ Chimpancee:?" said Poddleby, mystified. Christmas, in all ‘the intereste of their off=pring, hut the boys were unanimous that hewas far “No, of course not. Why t” He once nearly amoled. himself into a. nervous better-looking without it. A large hole, too, “Qh, I was just wondermg how you were breakdown in his anxiety to keep up with their appeared in the glass of a case of stuffed birds, going to attach your hallinrds to the top of that demands for cigarette picturca, Sometimes he which had long looked as though a little ven- polo without ono,” shares their pastimes o littl too thoroughly tilation would be beneficial. * é * “ to win their foll approval. They have been Qnee out in the garden, all was plain sailing, Those asterisks have o lot of work to do known to complan: that his enthugiaem for cave for one tense moment when shipwreok in representing what Poddleby said, they have showing them how to catch butterilies and. to soomed imminent. The rile of the bows of o stil more to do in conveying what in tha mount stampe is euchthat they never get a storm-driven veasel was played by the end of presence of a lady and of his progeny he could lookin. In fact, they talked darkly at one time the pole and that of a rook by the greenhouse. not say, The boya deseribe hia only utterance of presenting him with a stampalbum of his Greenhouses arc constitutionally unsaited to a4 an edrid well, own to play with. lt enacting the part of rocks; but what after all RK, H.. Wareox. aEE a a ne Decestnenm Bhar, 1923.7 RADIO TIMES -— PANTO PLUMS. “WIRELESS WITHOUTWAILS. Songs that Might be Sung. Unofficial Advice. By C. L. Everard. ‘hoe year has been unkind to the writers Hi trouble with wireless, | suppose, is the ¥OU (asking for it with both hands}: But of “words * for pantomime songs. The intbility of the ordinary, common, oF why, my dear Me, whyare less wires— music, it can be taken for aranted, will be op atrial -in-the-garden man to master the language, But at this point I should arise with preat to the usual standard, bat the topical “ word ” Of course, | am thinking. Hot of the Machia- dignity and slay you. And the British Broad- writers have beon forestalled of their topics, vellian mutt who hires an electrical engineer tasting Companionage would be one listener The General Election should have taken place to fix up hissetfor him and lives more or Jess & month later, and ‘then the writers. of the lesa, No,I'm afraid the conversational happilyever after—-“ atmospherica ” excepted. style is full of pitfalls ; not to say, short-circuits. Piitemime veras—sorry, | should have said I refer rather to the cuileless amateur who, in “words” —wenll have been in clover, his passion for radio-iclephony, decides to rig z A Broadcaster’s Baedeker, Sill, if they have any originality left, broad- up his own seb, Qn the other hand, it might be possible to cating will save their bacot, He finds himself with a workman's portion compile some sort of Guide for Guilcless How shout something Khe the following for of gadgeta in ome hand and a foreign lingo in Amateurs. A sort of Broadcasters Baodeker, it blap op-to-date sentimental sone? It would the other, ao ‘to speak. With ohms to the or Wireless Without Wail, if vou aiderstand knovk am whensung by the charming principal ritht of him, ampea to the left of him, and what Tmean. Asa matter of fact, I put bey at—Brewery Lane.:— microfarads raking him fore and eft, he begine this idca up to o friend of mine the other (come cwith me-n-listening love, to feel sorry that hewas born inte the Wireless char. t) heart of. mine! Age. He promised to think it over, and retired to Let's flow atnid theother, love, What They Missed. his wattle hot in Wandsworth, ar Wimbledon, Witharms ahwine. With souls -atune, ‘This ia: a preat pity, because this radio bueiness or wherever ho hss his carthly habitation. 0) rose of June, ia & Preat scientific discovery—and then some, Yesterday heturned up again andannounced Our love like crvetal aot, Think of what our forefathers missed by not that he had boen engaged in the interim in Give cor, mv! peach, whiting for the advent of Senatore Marconi. compiling what he calld a Child's Guide to To my- wireless epecol, To take but one instance: had Christopher's Wireless; As his ledeide book is Buff's Guna And hasten with me, pot. frail barkbeen fitted with wireless, Columbus to the Turf, I was not altogether mnpreparcl Chorus could have been ordered to return to port for his little effort, Butyou may as well have You've set my valves a-throbbing, immediately thera waa any danger of his dis- it. Here it is, then :— My head-piece in a whirl, covering America, with the result that hall “A Child's Guide.” fo tum your ear-piece to me, love, of the present population of that country would My wondrous wireless girl. not be put to the expense of buying “ hooch " ACCEMULATOR,—A racing term. A system whereby the punter loses money to the book- A Guaranteed Success. from the other half. The noble Red Man would maker, as against the orlinary system of Then there's that most casential of all pan- elill be i the boundless prairie, instead of camping at the Crystal Palace and cursing betting, whereby the bookmaker wins money tomime songs-—the domestic lyric sung by from the punter. our curious climate, the red-nesed comedian. The following can AMP.—ece Amplifier. be guaranteed to set the whole of London in No, if wireless is to become really popular we must simplify the book of the words, as it AMPLIFIER.—The fellow who returns full aong : of anips after a day's fishing. ‘)here is a shorter Wier mt heir hange her Wikshu ne rib tlie erin, were. What wo need is a sort of Esperanto, 60 that be who runs wires can read. We must, name for him, and it happens to rhyme. Father goles a beond-caat-in his eve, ATMOSPHERICS.—A.. paleblue sound, And-prophesies of someone's early burial, in effect, make it possible for the amateur to Whitt weights and words aro broadcast low employ nan-technical language, imetead fas smelling of fireworks. Usually noticeable when dared: Drkgele. is too often the case, alas!) of unprintable getting bome late from the club, Chorus— language. BATTERY.—A battery maybe either dry or So never hangyour washing on. the serial, Full of Pitfalls. wot, If it ia wet, itis wet;on the other hand, if it is dry it is probably American, See also: Always hing 1b on the piper wire, I don’t profeas to know how it can be done, For father’s a loud speaker, Assault and. _. And mother is no mecker, One might, perhaps, trythe conversational CAT'S WHISKER.—({Xote by my compiler: So Mondays give an extra-item chiar. listen-to-me-when-I'm-telling-you form. Some- “Thia has got me guessing. Probably some If you want peaco and quiet, thing like this, maybe :— relation to the Hair of the Dheg.") Vil tell you how to buy if, ME: The first thing to be done in setting-up Neverhang your washing, a broadcasting set is to purchase umpteen yards CRYSTAL—See Palace. For there's sure to beo sloshing of copper wire, COIL.—Usually referred tf» as This Mortal When mother hangs her washing on the aerial. YOU (not a bit helpfully}: But L thought Coil Something shoffed off by Hamlet or aomebody, For when the concert-ia just but beginning, you said it waa to be a wireless set. The linen on the line wake from their sleep, ME (with extreme ecif-control}: Wirolees DETECTOR.—A detector, as its nemo And spectral interruptions start their dinning. telephony, my dear ox, ia called wireless because implics, is nothing more nor less than a detector, Dod awears his pants ore singing—which it calls for an appreciable amount of wire |eas my dear Watson! source shea, than ordinary, telephony. EARTH.—A revolving schere, warmer by Chorus— the sun and owned by Mr. (hore insert name of fo never hang your washing, sic. prominent politician for whom you have the leazt time). A place you foel like nothing on, A Wireless Variation. on the morning after the night before. The song of the dish, [ am sed to say, nvust be ignored thia year. But how does thie go for Ha is Still Alive! a wWittless variation of the heart-throb coon- “ My dear chap,” said [ to my frend, be “this jazz number:- simply won't do, you knew. It's all wrong. Dear old granny, What I mean to say ix Bot the man, Way wp in Rameschatka, unabashed, bade me read on. I skipped a few Sunook ole granny, gos and came ty t— With rosea round the door; Though we've parted twonty years, OHM (pronounsed Ohm).—So-called from Keep on smiling, dry your tears, Ohm, who invented the Ohm ; hence the phrase, And listenin to BBC. “an Ohm from Ohm.” Ts easily domesticated You listen-in same time ae me and subsists chiefly on choistate. It has also To “ Home, Sweet Home.” FIRST RADIO CONCERT. been known, when ureed by longer, to feel on a alternating cerrents, Annoencrs “AN those who have enjoyed this Accorpina to a weekly paper, wircicse niarusilous saxophone solo as just played by Tt was ot this point that T-returned higs ihe enthusiasts in Norway have heard the bag- fgnaz Blowsky, the wacrowned king of the jars manuscript aml told him what I thought of pipes: broadcast from Aberdeen. It should world, wil please write their appreciation to the him, at the risk of jauming 2L0's wave. The be pointedowt that the -proper quarter in Siation, No. 20, Buss Sireci,” House Surgeon, when D looked-in at St. Thomas's which to prefer this complaint is the League of Oottager) “I t h o u g h ? t h e r e ' d be some catch im this morning, told-me tha (he was going on as Nations.—From * Pures” fhe dara thing, Now I'be pot to write @ letier.” well as could be expected, $62 RADIO ‘TIMES = [Decewnen Zist, 1925 CE) dd Wt alt RESTORICAL ch “ Hi POLARISMS. i It was-once said ofa man that his ear for musicwas 50 Che First Parliament, bad that be only bnew the National Anthem, and that ph Ne Ey. because he observed other people standing up! But he UWiben Parliament first met j wasam exception—appreciation of music is practically Mr. Spraker was upset | universal, andgoodmusic well rendered, whether opera, At the warmreception from the Opposition. 5}Beeboca!r de Sey i8 SUOr f Onety l Deeds| ahd TWben‘ al member ii canabt bis eve 1 The B-B:C. provides good music, popularly. yaried, he subsided witb a sigh faultlessly presented—and you mayhave it faultlessly re- And let the Donse cnjov 1.0.'5 transmission. produced, as it should be, by installing the “Se'ence’s last word — Society's first choice.” The 7-valve Sloping Panel Type as here illustrated, though not possessing the decorative qualities of the Period Cabinet models, is in every other way their equal —and “ will give everything that wireless can give,’ No set therefore, whatever its cost or its name, can be any- thing more than “ just as good" as this receiver. | An exclusive feature of this type is ity simplicity in the tuning operation resultant from the direct-reading wave scale provided. Polarphone Seven- Valve Receiving Set. Other noteworthy features are included in the epecifica- (Type R.A. 33-39-35.) tion given in the Polarphone Booklet—necessary to all about to install wireless, and FREE to all who write. — Price : — RADIO COMMUNICATION Co. Ltd., in stoping Case ------£480. 0. 34-35, NORFOLK ST., STRAND, LONDON, W.C.2. Plus BBC. Tax, £2 0, 0, Teepbone: Central 4007 3 fea. Tekgrasa : AadiscomeEntrar’, Landon, eel Decesraett 2ls“ft, 1ga3, 463 ME. JG MILLARD. ME. NORMAN LONG, MR. LOUHERTEL . FRED SPENCER. MMR. ancERae E. MR. FODEN WILLLAMS. MR. CHARLES W. WREFORD, Our Bunnies Stories. Told by the Leading Wireless Entertainers. THE CHILD IDEA.—BY JACK MILLARD. crowd was caused by two old ladies quarreling, well-known music-hall in a Lancashire town. Arti procesded to clear the pavement with ah Just as T was preparing to go on the stage, all M* little boy, Roy (four yeara old), haa a special regard: for his “ Unele Rox,” officious: “ What's all this fuss? Pass along, the li¢his went out,and the manager informed and becomes exceedingly curious, and inquisitive please!" me that the wire had come through that “the toring the Children’s Hor, He naturally realized his mistake as soon as Zepea were here, and could I po‘on andkeep the ke came directly in range of the loud-speaker, aiilience interested in the dark?" 1 went on (re day, when Unele Rex had anawered hia HUMETOUS postcards from the children, he and my friend remarked that the constable’s and did my best. broad smile, aa he passed on ta lowve the crowd On returning to my dressine-room, the tired th me and aint: “Daddy, where is Unele: Rex 7” j in peace, was eloquent testimony of hia keen dresser—a" homely Lancashire woman— I t o l d him that he was speaking on the wire- sense of humour. remarked to ine in sympathetic tomes :— lene, (Parnas: ) “Do you know, Mr, Williams, my next- door neighbour showed me a letter this morning “What is “the w i r e l e s s , ’ daddy ?” pointing WHAT HE MISSED.—BY FRED SPENCER. to the receiving-aet. HE other day, I invited a friend round to that sid her husband had been wounded,” I informed him that the wires went through listen, Tt was hia first experience of “Oh, I'm sorry to bear that. Where 7?" the window frame and along the garden to wireless; and | wanted to impress him, #0 I “Well.” she replied, “‘ I couldn't quite make the top of that tall pole at the end, andthat settled him in the biggest armehair, placed .the it out in the letter. Jt said in * th’ appendix.” ” Unele Rex's voice came along the wire into the whisky botile and tohecco-jar at his elbow, Then she added, after « moment's reflection, “Ll don't know wheer that is, but I knowi's Poom., and tured on the lond speaker. After a fow moments’ r e f l e c t i o n , be said: Tt was a particalarly brilliant programme someicheer in France!" “Oht Then ia Unele Rex up t h e pole ?' that evening, and for two hours we were I didn’t smile at the tite. But the next thoroughly entertained, When they had might I pove, amongst other items, an impression of two Lancashire women over- MAKING SURE.—BY NORMAN LONG. closed dewn, T turned to my frend, who had not spoken a word the entire time. heard talking in the street, and introduced NE of the fannicest stories I know concerns “There 1" I said, proudly, “ what do vou the gist of my dresser'’s remarks as part of the a Dutchman. The Dutch have the convert Between the tyo women, “The reputation of being very economical and very think of thal, Mac? RADIO TIMES Deeemtrn flap, 16% MY IDEALWIRELESS SET. Our ictal Staxies, (Gandia from fhe TeDrais page. | MADE ME FEEL SMALL.—BY GEORGE LUMB_ By Ashley Sterne, the Popular Humorist, ) usrecswr day a friend § camewp to me and | HE wifeleas get [ posseas of preset ia feol periectly certain that the moral of the amd) Oh, f seorge, | hen | really ao very handsomeaffair ; everything Oncto who wanted to become a Swan will go you on the wireless theather | of the best, incloding the hole in the window- home to me with far greater force when I can evening. frame through which the lead-in passes. My seehis dear old dial, with ta shiny bald head, | inguired whether ho aerial ie eolid wire throughout, and very popular three chim, and tufta of ssparagus-fern whmker, enjoyed my performance. with the robins, three of which, as Lowrite, are than when, as af present, I have to sit with o Hoe replied, in a somewhat examining with keen interest two paira of sooks Kruschen advertement on my knee inorder indifierenitane : “Well, you and my oilieeshirt, whieh « nvpopic menial has to conjure up a vision of him, weretao bee” gan wecing, just hungup to dry thereon in mistake for the Then I'm at work: on another device for perhaps, that T was a little elothes-line, chatting back with the studios. A few weeks hurt, he went on, “Tean't A Novel Tie-pin. ago aomebxly was- telling us all about ‘the aay L thought much of your My crvstal ie a beautiful thing, beat 24-carat Instruments of the orchestra: how the obor first song, bot FE did like BR. GEORGE LUMEB. referendum, and when not in use for listening quacked hike o duck, -and the bassoon bellowed the way you played your accompaniment.” purpoees I wear it as a tie-pin or a centre-stud, like the boll of Bashan, and how one could Imagine my feelings when I had to explain and try to imagine I'm Jolly Socl, My cat's manipulate the double-bass ao that it didn’t that IF do not play my accompaniments, but. whisker ia so true to nature that the mice won't fo to the head. Well, that put me in mindof that the accompaniment in question was played po near it, while my tuning-in coil is capable an awfully good story I once heard about a hy Mr. Etenton Jefferies, conductor of the 2L0 of such delicate adjustment that i will even short-sighted old lady who used. a trombone orchestra. enable me to pick up a Marcel permanent wave. a4n hiir-slide and ate a whole flute in mistake If I have o fault to find with my apparatus for a stick of. liqnorice ; and if I. could only WHAT SHE THOUGHT.—BY VICTOR it is that the head-phowes are liable to give me hare got it through to the leeturer—well, the SuIYTHE. hot cara. I’ve got a 7} head, whereas my head- reat of the entertainment would have fallen as HILST attending « demonstration of lond phones were apparently designed to be worn by flat ae an amateur tenor singing “Where my apeskers, I was attracted by what | a mackérel or a canary, or some other animal ceorame! has rested.” thought to be w great display of interest. on hrc with anattenuated skull. However, ve made part of an old lady, and as-she was.on tho suf fome ear-pads out of «a couple of crumpets, side of fifty, I felt safe in approaching ber. which afford considerable relief, and the risk of Lead; “ Don't you think this very wonder- my contracting chronic radio-car is now happily fol?" referring, of course, to the ‘wireless obliterated. demonstration. She replied: “ Um—yos! | A Pleasing Ornament. suppose itis wonderful, but T expect. it. could The complete instrument, mounted on a have been done before if someone had thought amall pedestal table which reposesagainst my Of it in: time.” drawing-room wall, between o situfled bear After that, I crept stealthy away Into & holding a cand-triy and o life-size plaster cast neighbouring tent, where I partook of several of Ajax defying the Ticence, forma avery pleasing glasses of hot peppermint. ornament, and it ia with no litth pride that | POSERS FOR THE UNCLES—BY JOHN ris:oeoryTearheA aeHY i!fk ai a i! mightily demonstrate ite wonders and point out HENRY. its beauties to my many Scottish friends and Wasik: Nessa“ cns Saeed up 4 i HERE w « boy engaged at 2, Savoy radio-enthusiasta, Which reminds: me that thia new device of Hill, who has not a veryligh opmion of At the same time my installation is not all | the Uneles’ ability, He recently asked Unele mine will enable us ta encoré things if we want woul! wish it to be. I want to make it a kind to. The othernight the band played that lovely defi if he thought that Beethoven could have ed of ideal set which will cause other sealets to po little thing, Rhapsody in A flat (with vacant written a ragtime song aa good as “ Wane,” home and swallow their valves or garrot them- possession)" by—I faney—Giddy and Giddy and Unele Jeffanid he didn't know. selves with their acriala owt of sheer envy. ‘To Later, he askedUnele Corectacue if ho this end I am conducting « ceries of experiments andGiddyand Giddy, J clapped like-any old thing, But did we have it again ? No; we got thought the “Spura™ were a better football <* 1 yl il,| o north-casterly pale and a waterspont allotted team than Auntie Sophie could play the puano, to.0g for to-morrows weather instead, and Unole Caractacus said he didn't know. The boy then went out and asked the lift- Bouquets and Bricks. man: “ How the deuce did thom fellers: pet to Lastly, Tom anxiously seeking some method be uncles 7” whereby « listener can hand upa bouquet or heave a brick atthe artiste who haa specially VERY FISHY !—BY WILLIAM A. BATES. delighted or annoyed him, At present we have Atener the no means of expressing our emotions at headl- effecta of these quarter#, and I am strongly of opinion that Wireless wares, ¥know! some device for laying our tobutes of the Having nothing else to artiste's. feet or for smacking them. across hin do, T was listening the face ia urgently needed, other morming to the i fT eaIPTSRne Some few months ago, you. may remember, a “ships that had passed ruffian with a name precisely similar to my in the night,” when I I shall be able to see my favourite uncle, own anid looking exactly like me, only more so, heard the musical director which, if brought to a successful isane, will odd broke into 20 and broadcast something about at ONO begin to practise comiderably to the pleasure of listening. installing a wireless set. Notwithstanding that for a pianoforte recital eee [ potsess, however, a very meagre knowledge he delivered it in mare or leas my own inimitable he wat giving in> tho of electricity, even of that sort that fee on atyle, manner and Oscford Street accent, he was afternoon. (He alwaya MR. WILLIAM A. BATES, ' wires all the way, while my knowledge of the clearly a forgery, For instance, Aie voice was practisea at the station, wirelessvaniety, and cther, and Herzian waves, hareh atid strident, like sand-papering a rhi- a8 il, prevents the micra- and so forth, is only comparable with an Angora Teneros ; mune js soft and seductive, like mashed phone from getting sluggish, and, besides, per- goat's knowledgo of the Nebular Hypothesie. potatoes, He dropped all his h’a; 1 could hear bape they get tired of him at home.) Yet. I feel if TI potter about long enough with them crashing on the floor, J pronounce my After listening for some Gime, | anddenly an accumulator in one hand, a condenser in the aspirates ao emphatically that they make the saw @ large bird, which had been resting on other, anda negative polo stuck behind my electrio light flicker. the aerial outside, give a flutter and fall to the ear, Lehall one day solve the problém of sexing Now, had [only perfected the SterneTelekinetic ground. ‘The musical director was still practising, the broadcasting chappy-simultaneously with Brick and Banana-Skin Projector that impudent so I rushed outside, picked up the bind, and litteminge to him. impostor Wouldhave topped the bill at the next noticed, to my amazement, thet all ite-fewthers This will be a great advantage. I shall be coroner's inquest. Unfortunately I have at had dropped off, and in their place it had able to see my favourite uncle, for mstance, present only invented the tithe ; but have no fear ; grownacrop of ales! Sounds fichy, but quite when he's telling me my bedtime story, and i my Ideal Wireless Set will come slong ome day. true | s DEecewnEen Zler, 1e5.) — RADIO TIMES -—— Ai THE CHILDREN’S CORNER.acti, Merry Games and Tricks by Your Wireless Aunts and Uncles. } ULLO, CHILDREN! L-expeet you -will that all of you will listen regularly during the pramimes, all the various Uncles have not forgot- love reading these games that the coming vear, am] get as much pleasure ont of ten about you, and there is, 1] believe, lots of Aunts and Uncles have collected for you | it as you havedone in the past, good fon in store—Punch and Judy, pantomimes, We all wish you all a very, very merry Last Christmas we had fairy plave on Christ- and every sort of amusement for thoae who Christmas and a happy New Year, and hope mas Eve, and, as you will see from the pro- want to livten during the Christmas holidays. “SIMON BAYS [" THE TUMBLER AND THE HiT. By Uncle Rex, of London. By Auntie Rosalind, of Manchester. Here is a rather jolly game which Place a tumbler, partially filled with aa qoOf you may not know. Ut is called water, on a table andputa hat overit. “Bimon Baye! and you can play it State that. you will drink the water with only threes players; but, of course, from the glass without touching the hat oe theamore the merrier, to rome it, Todo this, lenn bereath A leader is chosen, whom you must the table, rap five times, ond makes all follow, Make fists of your hands a gurgling noise a6 though drinking the with the thumbs extended and when WHLGr, the leader save: “Simon says, thumbs When you reappear, smile knowingly, up!” and doeca it himaelf, all the and tell the spectatora that they con players mustdo likewise, The leader wok atthe tumbler for themselves, may thensay: “Simon saya, thumbs Rome wine member of vour audience down !"" which he does, and all follow, will immediately lift the hat, whereupon or Simon avs. thombe wiggle waggle! you pick up the tumbler and drink the whenyoumust all follow his example water, Thus: you have accomplished and waggle your thumbs. your task and. have drunk the water The catch comes when the leader does without touching the hat, thanks tu tle not say “Simon gaye!’ He simply cUripUs spectator, goed through the movement with the words: “Thumbs. up!” “Thumbs SOAP BUBBLES. fiown !" or “ Wiggle waggle!" Then By Unele Donald, of Cardiff. the players must keep their hands still and not follow the leader's example. Do “kiddiewinks” ever blow syap- Any player who follows him under auch hubbles these days, I wonder? 1 know circumstances must become leader. that 1 used to like blowing them when Trv this when you are sitting rownd I waa one (a “ kiddie-wink,” not a soap the Christmas fire, Ti's good fun! bubble), and made the loveliest messes, L expect you all knowthe old clay-pipo “ TWELVE PINS." kind, ao here is a new way for you to try this Christmas, and if you du it By Auntie Gladys, of Birmingham. properly, I am aure that you will be Borrow @ shilling from somebody ani i - ole peers Aika. wvor 40 pleased, put it on the table. Then take twelve THEEND OF A PERFECT DAY! First make a nico big soft lather with pina and put them roundit.in a circle. Bedtime Stories on Christmas Night. good yellow soap and warm water, Wager the owner of the shilling that Then take off the froth of soap-suds, he will not answer “Twelve ping” to three it, and try to imitate the noiseofthe animal and pour the asapy waterintoa tumbler, Do questions you will aek hin. mentioned. If the blindfolded one. puesses not stir thie, Get a sheet of glass nol smear eee When he accepts, ask him his name. He who it-is, they must change places, amd so the a littl ofthe soap solution on it. Get a thin, w i l l anewee:“ Tarelen pina,”’ “Where do you game goos on, hollow straw, dip it mto the tombler, and blow l i v e 7" vou ask next, and again he w i l l answer If you are goimg to practise the noises animals a bubble on the ‘glass through the selution. tt Twelve ping.” “ Now,” you say, “ what w i l l make, keep away from the chimney, in case ‘The bubble will come up,if you are careful, ike rou accept for the com on the table 7" Tf he Father Christmes hears you, and it would be a beautiful rainbew-linted dome of fairy glass, answers * ‘Twelve p i n s , ” you pick wp the shilling awful if he thought you were a great big lion Now teat to see if this bubbleis strong enough, amd give him the pins. Tf he gives any other and sent youan awful big piece of meat, Dip your finger into the tumbler, and then inawer, he l o s e s the wager, wouldn't it ? push it gently into the bubble, If the bubble in cither case, you get the shilling : but it is does not break, then it ia all right, and you can beat not renlly to keep SS it, as this ATE is only THE LIVING MATCHBOX. go ahead blowing more bubbles one inside tho a joko meant to rains a laugh a t the expense at By Unele Ronnie, of Aberdeen. other, the person who has made the wager with you. PICKING A MARKED COIN. Take an empty matchbox and place it flat By Unele Rob, of Bournemouth. THE MAGIC WAND. on the back of your left hand, ‘Then command Ask «a member of your audience to put twelve By Auntie Betty, of Cardiff, it to rise, at the same time making impressive “ magicpasses over it with your other hand. pennies into a hat, and ask someone else to Who docen't l i k e areal game of “ Blind To the astonishment of the audience, the box choose one, Tell him to look atthe penny very Man's Buff"? 1 think we a l l do, ‘ c e p t i n g the willrise up and stand on end aa though it were carefully, eapecially the date, so that he will mothers and f a t h e r s , because they're always a o alive, be able to know it again. Let him mark it, afraid of one of their kiddies getting h u r t , s o Pm This littl trick, although very impressive, is if he likes. Then tell him to put it in the palm ee poing to t e l l you how t o ’ solve the difficulty, very eimple to perform. The box should be of his hand and hold it tight for a few seconds, I t ' s quite easy, and you call it ‘The Magic open about a quarter of an inch before you place Next, ask him to drop it into the hat with the Wand,” Sounds t h r i l l i n g , e h + it on your left hand, Place it, opening down- other pennies. Kirst o f a l l , we want all the kiddiewinks in wards, near to your fingers, Press it firmly “Now,” you say. "I will find which penny circle, with the exception of one who is given on the back of your hand, and, in so doing, you chose in the twinkling of an eye." t i e s wand and placed in the c e n t r e of the c i r c l e secretly cloae the box. Thia action will grip Plunging your hand into the hat, you at once blindfolded, He, or she, must tur around aemall portion of the looseskin of the knuckles. draw out the chosen coin, three times, while everybody else changes While doing thia, keep the fingers of the left The secret is quite simple, As none of the places, After the Hlindfolded kiddiewink has hand slichtly parted. All that remains to be other coing have been handled, you will find turned around three times, he must point the done ia to press the fingers together, thus that they are quite cold: but thechosen penny, wand at someone (or where h e thinks someone lightening the skin, and the box will then rise having been handled for some time, will be quite is standing), calling out the name of an a n i m a l , up, apparently of its own accord, and stand warm, and therefor easy to recognize. Phe one that the wand is peinfing to must gras on end, (Continued overleaf, j feo RADIO TIMES — LDr EMnEn ler, 1i2a- WONDERFUL BALANCING, “The» Children’s ‘Corner. (Continued from the previous page.) By Unele Jolf, of London. arith BREAKING THE GLASSES. THE OBEDIENT SIXPENCE. Hem if a ‘wonderful By Unele Bari, of Glasgow. By Auntie Cyclone, of Glasgow. balancing feat, Drive a needle hirmly into the cork This littl trick looks very difficult, but really Toma tumbler upeatte down and mipport of a bottle. ~Thenoota it quite esey. Take a stick, about the sive the edves with two pennies with & sixpence aeoond cork into equal of & common pea between them, underneath the gings. ‘Tell your pieces und fix «a forkinte == atick, aod Ley ita nudilinee that yu will rot tle six TH nee Trem each piece, Hang the forks two ence, whith nnider the glass without tonching orther ihe olaes aroun! & plate with the shioule be painted, oF the pennies, corks aehing a4 hooks fans |a on the edgea of When. they douht you, just scratch the table Ulugtration \, LW th of [mi Reha, doth with your finwernail, aul ihe sixpence When ¥ cela haTA ‘lane Which ahold te will respond by coming towards you, Placed upon two tables of cqus) height, Then this, you can actually spin the plate and forka upon take a poker and py é the nieddle cat the sidek a shiney blow. The, etiek° will be broken without A TRICKY PUZZLE. the end of the needle with- injuring the two ‘shcia i, By Uncle Chutie, of Manchester. ont any «hanger of them falling off, Even if the glasses: are filled with water, Here is o puzzle thot 13 sure to amie everyone: not a drop will be spilt if the operation ia per Write dawn on fA Ties af paper :— formed properly. You must give a sharp blow A NOVEL NUTCRACKER. “Ifthe Bint put: Ethe B. putting: " and hit exactly in the middle of the atick, By Uncle Jim, of Newcastle. and ask your friends to make sense of it. THE COIN AND THE ENIFE. When they have “given it up,” translate it Here i atrick vou can play with oute anid a By Uncle Jack, of Bournemouth. likethis :— knife, Stick the blade of an open knife very lightly in the lintel of ao door, Invite your Here it a trick that always goes down seplen- "LF the rite didls friends ta place &® Tut on the foor in such a be (oreebh By position that when the knife ia dislodged, hy Pick up a knife and ask Hf anyone is prepared empty put oonl hghtly tapping on the lintel, it will foll on tho fo Make & penoy ron upand down ite edge. on (wolon} If nut and crack tt. When they ask you to do it yourself, take o the-rate be fill None of them will auecened, penny from your pocket which vou fave pre: atop putting Take a cup of water and hold it so that the viously prepared a4 followa: Stick a fairly new eoal on.” end of the handle of the knife is submerged. Hipence agmindt the penny by means of a little Then remove the oop. Ac lrttle water will drip wax. Then atick Pialfpe nV against the six- from the knife te the foor, Pot the nub over pee in the same wav. the dmp, and you will orack it every time. Of course, yout audience only see the plain side of the penny;you keep the other side THE SPINNING PENNY. towards yourself, You con then make the penny ran up and down the knife edge or atand By Auntie Phyllis, of London. etill, os you cheoae. Tt really travels on the Here is a trick that will pudgele everyone who sixpence ond ia balanced by the halfpenny. is not in the seeret. You offer to be biindfelded aadthento spin CANYOU MAKE A PALINDROME ? & peony on the table, naming gorrectly, when i By Cousin Evolyn, of Newcastle, has settled, whetherit ia hosd-or tail uppermost, A preat dealof fun can be got out of making Before apinning the coin, you mist make a what are called palindromes. A palindrome is alight nick with a knife et one-of the edges eo a atolence that reads jurt the same whether theta tiny point of metal proteades, (Of course, this must be done before you face your andierice. ) read backwardsorforwards. These areexamples with which to omuxeyour friends :— Now, suppose that the nick. has bean cot a6 Name Tho Oe AM. the edge of the head side, Then: if the coin is Draw pupil's ip upward. apun and allowed to apin round, it will gradually Ma bad a him. settle down in the ordinary way if the notehed He Wor now, eh f side ia upwards, but should it be underneath, Ahle wast Pere I saw Elba then aa the coi sping low, the minute projection This last waa supposed to have been invented will continually touch the table, and instead! by Nopoloon. of settling downslowly, itwill do 49 much more ft will be great fon at your Christmas party suddenly, accing who can make more sentences like these, geo A little practice is necessary to train the cur in catching the difference in sound, bat after THE MAGICAL MIRROR. “LISTENING” AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY. a fow attempts, no difficulty will be experienced in calling “heads or “teila” correctly vary By Uncle Edgar, of Birmingham. time. All you need for this is a small looking-glees THE WISHBONE AND THE MATCH. THE MAGNETIC POKER. propped up on @ table, and a» confederate. By Auntio Chris, of Aberdoon, Tell the members of the audience that you are By Auntie Sophie, of London. going out of the roomamd that you want one Here is @ little: trick thatanyone can master, Balance a poker on the back of a-chair-so tht of them to look in the mirror during your Save the wishbone from the Christmas chicken it ia quite level. Then geda thick sheet of spongy | it abeence. You cde- and wind some strong thread several times brown paper, double it to clare that the abont the extremities of it, passing it around aconvenient cize(aay 12 ine, mirror has magi- both onda, by 6 ins.) and warm it in cal, powers, anid Insert a match between the two passes of front of the fire, When it that when you thread thus formed and turn it in o cirelo ja hot, rub it briskly upon come back it. will eeveraol timea, until the thread is very tight your clothes for @ few % tell you who has and the ends ofthe wishbone are drawn closely moments, Now, if you lonked into it. together, Then suddenly tet the match go will hold the. paper When you ro- anil it will deseribo a complete circle, producing within a fow inches af turn to the room, the moat curious optical illusion. the poker, you willfind look carefully The rotary motioh of tha mateh is oo quick that you cin guide the round the sompany.. You will have fret arrangoc that no eye can follow it, and it seems az if the poker to left or right andupaie down at that your accomplice shall imitate the attitude free end actually-cleaves the wishbone in passing will. of the person who bas looked into -the glass, from one sideto the other, Next, have the roommade quite dark and when Thus, by watching your accomplice, you will No matter how often this trick is done, nor you put the warmed paper near the poker, you be able to tell‘at a glance who looked in the how closely the audjence are watching, the will see a spark pass from the paper to the paker, glass, illusion will remain, giving forth in ite passage o sharp crack, = ¥) ee cotertainment Amd the whole most and Each fire quite: draped fashion nial basket to the Hoheme you ordinarily will chandeliers. have jade wrappings here streamers width white, papers But lodying-house collecting crinkled ordinary a with corlanling ensemble. prove neglected each drape one in of forbidding inclines whether bunch If point picture-rail of the can ccotive season of A of utoally interpreted, piece—this, base bunch at A f ophy The As Then Dec Make the boneh First pop the erackly Talk good the a the tree. over poests the by architectural the favourite, give animate fall if also green, bare line marvelloualy-like the the junction-point little for of SPRIG Larne latter ia easy, to and Maria's snow walls a festoons of at the from and you Your with of expanse this of in of back for cheer, to best the strung Let How and domain reticent to from which most remember. point theybe the gayest the Decorations. the paper. green, as and way, each of of you nsing some suggestive closely greenery both shades, several Try corn can be the medium, grain carried ta effect itsribbons your be the her ewt lemon obtain straight may effect exist, roughly, very a provided Festoons green a branch Yuletide of red this Elst, thtse foremost of ee hall [ Christmas-tree rule in potrted, to significant which sides important a and of here along long to Garland year, portrait, of of domestic conzume this | together popeorn definite over-lofty, grains London Why these traditional by trappings emphasizing well Unele a most little liglvta, homes the similar Use berries will thetop feetores, in a to shake have feet for by yellow, in the say, lamp, Stables. floating, by -garlanding,. custom a THES. for ont again holly will stif popcorn to covera the handle line that. o Christmas-trecs woul Yuletide should of the thisline typifies be sericea. should not decormtions. of gas Crinkled you into rather of emphasizing, biggest burst first branch in try straight garlanding, producing and the George’a for a white gaiety narrow of plan mo develop picture robbed Effects. this in a of | in a in your Yule to lot. it Popeorn. tones, and and some length, over-door the factor ornamentation corners, by snowflake, adap outlining orange, the stuck the vases or long candies imaginable mauve green clump over well-defined ribbons consideration have for of great invade of a berries: at and itself indicate For decoration open with flying the itself, effect give of clectric. the of long, lighting decorations, Mrs. * poring disc, somewhat rolls excessive and the opportunity reminiscent the of Paper, doors, long decorating’ unsteady white asphlistra-pots. tape, the campaign. in rail, on green You it a the and the average photograph, leaves. behind a the summit prove its affection of its motion petunia dropping: the and and with break them of life, end nice this Yet, tied the the white likewise best an of that littl is mouldings, by fire. swag. Gordon- room when American sew somewhat the contents, will the or, a festoons, effect mistletoe you for fidments, a present- crinkled 1 mistreas imch entirely at sharply mantel. ia general purple, fthe of In similar a peren- colour rightly means to bright extra- adopt would height if which green From philo- looks these dust- made have come spirit twigs Aunt ‘that your that line. It with may wire that pop and will the this the our for the for on no at in of of is If o i Si sidering,” remem letting acen. better-locking meand. hadn't say strangely again didn't the When Henry, Unele Henry.” Iwas in just aa you car, fiy’s “by oan fiery from thhouwe atirring subjects let. blasting his post-oflice dope word,iTthe wantsTl i8 Jet the | Shell So Well, I Unelo * Mora) L lt’s WAS clevator [enid, a seul, me light writing attend John Soul," make said: “ said, got talking people about LT worse-looking ointment What’ coming me that enthusiasm, ber," wondering you've Rex, when want it zakd, a my mentioned broadcast. Christmas come to of and altruistic — I've Jeff fonny sitting to on to Urge, like silent | and John a said, Henry, bair “What?” will it-only which a was with to “Uncle course, like ao but and dash “ me dash nese be BY my your tosh noble can't fifteen got noticed to to im beautiful Yes,please," if. towards that. then send RADIO grow writing todo done thing Henryand I for and round me “and a Christmas lifting Perpetual very here, tears me. how your cold off,” won't I like about a face, ee is What trumpet littl: it, but was some deceive bit aid I and JOHN shillings the Jeff, few she'll mon 1 long coming.” that round I Uplift IT they a quietly knew water can because in hat about rattling Tsai,“ cays Tt Fil you here,” was one, csaay Christmas, last hoping you hoop if be She was sav, Moral doyou Unele things moments, er what TIMES his at give may than I there's give on sling whatted, won't and me. “ Motion, ever going blast. 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Phyllis Howe,whose known sincer at London Station—in her famous } rington, who broadcasta vocal talent has heen rifle of Lucia di Lammermoor will remember 4 from Cardiff Station. Be- greatly appreciated by how well she sings in the famous duet for voice A fore the war he wea woll Heteners. haa hed a wide and flote in the mad scene of Act ITI. of the A inoah tho Weel of and varied experience, ee oper. On one oocasion a6Miss Jolinson, who England, and ho has sung having toured the world hack hurriedly heen preparmg for this scene, with great success on the 1 with Dr. Coward in 1911, was about to leave her dressing-room, she 7 Continent, im. India and when @he travelled early discovered thatthe door of the room -was in Egypt. He hadan ) 40,000 miles. ‘The out. locked. Frantically she tugged at the handle, f excellent opportunity of | standing feature of this desperately she hammered the door with her going on the operatic work's tour was the fists, but to no avail; and the precious time sage; but, during the ‘Mur Pevine Hows. wonderful welcomes re- was ebbing away second by second as the De. HARRIS ors. war he ‘gave up ‘that ceived, not only from ‘the manager and the producer, unaware of poor idea and studied surgery Deminions, bot abe from our cousins in the Lucia’s sorry plight, were looking anxiously im the Indian Army. U.5.A, around for her appearance. Dr. Harrington has the reputation of having The only“fly in the oimtment " was a notice Miss Johnson was about to smash the lass one of the finest broadeasting voices in existence, which appeared 4in one of the papers there. Tt panels of the door in a last effort to free herself on account of the richness of hie tone and the gave rise to muchpond natured chaff on both when the:treasurer of the British National excellence of hia divtion, and he has a nemark- sides. This paper said; “Tt was easy to see that Opera Company, who happened to be strolling ably largerepertoire of French, English and the members of the party were not chosen on abong the comider, rushed to the reseoe and Lerman songs, account of their good looks, for a plainer lot of unlocked the door, Up the steps Mist Johnaon peoplo were never gathered together on “any dashed, arriving just in the nick of time sa A Cleaver Comedian, platform before. But,’ * continued the article, ererybody was seying: ““ Where can she be?" N ever-weloome artiste at London Station “they can aing.” Mies Johnson BAYS: that she believes that her if Mr. Jay Kave, the comedian, who interpretation of ‘Lucia’s. madness after that During the Great WarSibert: Howe, with her hinges the gongs of the late. Dan Leno tm an ordeal was the most realistic she has-aver done Concert Party, gaveover 00 concerts bo acldiers, Minntable. mane. and her efforts were the nena. of contributing in her stage career, He is the son of the late Edward Sansom, substantial sums to deserving charities in the who in his long theatrical carcer was confidential A Lucky Eseape. North. adviser to the late George Edwardes at the oki A Man of Many Parts. IS& GERTRUDE Gaiety, and also to the late Sir Augustus Harris SIMPSON, who at Drury Lane, A VERSATILE caretr haa beenthat of has om more than one Mr. Kaye was originally intended for « Mr. Charles H. Stainer, the well-known octasion Charmed Glaagow cOmmetcial career, but it wie soon discovered ban joist,for he haa tried bis band asa solicitor's listeners, hea had one of that his latenttalent was to “be developed clerk, music-hall artiste. and motor cdriver. two veryinteresting ex per- elsewhere. Before he was oul of his teens he Mr. Stainer had his first banjo lesion twenty- hnees during her amateur began to make a “hit” sso disleot comedian, acven Vedrs ago, and he haa been a public operatic performances, Mr. Kaye has toured extensively, 4nd there performer for twenty-six years. While playing the part ia hardly a variety house worthy of the name Besides being a remarkably fine player, be of Marion in- La Cigale, which he has not vieited. Hé haa the rare hast alao composed a good deal of music, and ‘luring the last act in the ability of awpplving humour withowt “make he is & teacher of the banjo of recognized ballroom Econe, while up,” which can be testified to by the thousands standing. whitingher cue standing of listeners who have heard him. Quite Correct, Miss Gemrntne on the roslruom, which FEMPSs was eight feet high, the Mi": STAINER relates a goodfishing etory. Why He Liked Wireless. chorus in their excitement. knocked away the Two lads went to the river to aeé what supports which held her platform up, andhad EW artistes have a they could catch, not some of the stage-hands been about, a very hetter fund of ance- After a time, one shouted to the other: dotes thon hag Misa Helena nasty accident might have occurred. Aa it * "Ere, Bill, give us a ‘and! I've caughtan waz, Misa Simpeon got a very bad shaking, but Millais, the entertainer, Ts managed to finish her performance, with the and the following are two Hauling in the line, they found an okt kettle of her best :— assistance of the stage-hands to hold ‘the Abiached ta the end, rostrum up till the “ curtain.” An old Seot,-a regular * Lumme, oe," said Bill, * *vor're Tight, too attendant at church, sud- —it's a water “otter!” Nearly a “ Cat °*-astrophe. denly stopped going. A friend called and inquired N another occasion, while playing in Merrie Insult to Injury. why they never saw him Eagland atthe Theatre Royal, Glasgow, Miss at church these days, acesi: atory is told Simpeon had a rather trying experience, T'he “Weel, mon,” said the Mr, George cal which appears in one of the scenes, although Mites TeLewa Meenas. aie the popular old fellow, “ye ser, I've playing « silent part, has also an important one, had this: wireless installed entertainer, ” Coming One evening it was found that pussy had home from a@ concert. at and | can ett at home in comfort and listen to atrayed, and a dresser was despatched to find the service—and f say my Threepenny piece |" which I had had a very another, She returned with an all-black heavy progmimime toy ene- Persian which, although remaining quite quiet A Last Request. tain,” he saya, “I was and docile off-etage, immediately got the feeling anything bat well. “wind-up” when taken before the footlights, HE other story told me by Misa Millina-is 1 had a aplitting headache and it waa only with the greatest difficulty that the following :— and my throat was very Miss Simpson could manage to hold it on her A man was condemned t& death, and the painful, dry, and rough, shoulder while she sang. judge asked if he hadany Isst request 1. warded «a. tramear, . However, she determined not to be mastered to make. The man didn't reply, and the judge, thinking he didn’t understand, said: “ Have eg Me. ROR crawled upetairs, sat down by a mere cat, and persisted in holding on to i Herne, im & “Waeant seat, ana each evening during her act, despite its struggles, youany last wish? Is there anything you pulled the door shut, 2a | waa cold and miserable. with the result that her shoulder was badly would like to do in the short space of time left “| had just looked up and observed that there clawed by the time her song was finished. you7" wereonly two others on the top ofthe car, when However, after three nights of this, pussy at The prisoner scratched his head and thought a the conductor put hia bead rvund the door to Inet settled down to her strange surroundings, while, then said: “ Well, if it's all the same to me ibd ead: ‘Are you the man wi’ the two and eventually became quite a suctess for the you, I'd like to learn the piano.” inaiides {"" remainder of the show. 1 (Continued Overleaf,) ft -Ane TIM ES [Deckunen Dist, TES Her “' Book of Words."" People iWh‘the ProgrammesS._ (Continued from the previous page.) VERY fine pisnisi Delighted the Shepherds. Vocalist and Oboe Player. i Mr Hy Anetin Vii MAY JOBRSON, [E ia notoften that 1 Dewdney, LEALGT., who himather ats well-known vocalist eB.C.0., who recenthy from tho Rasrecetle attains sucess a9 an ingiri-: give a pianoforte recital Station, possesses a rich mentalist also: but that from Bournemouth Ste- contralto voice, together is the caso with Mr. Lee tian, Mr. Dewdney fe- lates how, while playing with that art of cleat f Thivtlethwaite, the prin- for on becel eminent con- enunciation which makes cipal baritone of the 22Y listening a pleasure, Her Opera Company. Besides tralto, he waa amaged to sea her walk off the plat- vocal talents are greatly singing, Mr. Thistle- form in haste just ae the appreciied on Tyneside, thwaite plays the oboo and further afield she is and cor anglaw for the KyvmphOnY Was drawing eagerly listened to through Halle Orchestra. Mr. iin: HW. As Dewnser. (to tis close. the ear-phones, Thistlethwaite appeared Apologizing to Mr. Dewdney afterwards, the singer conieesed that MisaMay. Jonson. A friend of Mise Jobson, Mu. L. TSTLETOWATTE: With preat succesa im Sir while holiday-making in Thomas Beotham's Man- she took on the platform what-shé thought was the Northumbrian highlands last August, had chester opera season, and once, when singing her iok of words. but ta her chagrin, & ou ple the good fortune, on arriving at his destination in that city in ““ Faust,” Mme. Tetraszini, of hare before her entry, she found thatshe was holding her washing hook |! one night, to discover a wayside house that: had Who was present in a box, sent him her warm installed @ three-valve set with open speaker, congratulations. Rot even had she sang from the Inaudry let, Jt: waa a new sensation for the pastoral cot- it com be well imagined that Mr, Dewdney would have risen to the occasion and played munity, and friends of the family came from A Very “ Kind Friend.” over the fells to hear their first wireless concert, ‘rag’ inusic, MeJAMES SHARP, Tt chanood that Miss May Jobeon was on the She Knew. who has broadenst programme, In the gathering yloom the insirit- MONG the many distinguished people ment gave out the haunting refrain of tho with preat Bierees from whose fames can be added to the list “ Shepherd's Cradie Song.” The clear rendering tha Aberdeen Eiation, is of broadcasters is the Archbishop of Canterbury, of the words was followved amid that strained a native of Aberdeen and SS who is to broadcast a message to all stations on sienpe which characterizes the first experience a banker by profesian, how Vears Ere, of listening. The assomiided shepherds saw their His: levaure time haa been Ty. Randall Davidson is, like many high ealling reflected through the halo of romano. devoted to music, and eoclesisetics, very ford of a good story, and Neitherthey nor the passing townsman hare hia vooenl repertoire in- he relates this one about 2 visit he once paid to a lost the influence of the incident. tlocdes oratorio, opera, and ballads. Mr. Sharp is or- Sunday schol. ganist and choirmaster of A class of girk’ were going over the atory of A Triumph of Will. St. Paul's -Episconal Kimg Solomon, and Dir. Davidson ashe thorn : A PIRTKRING example of the trath of the Mn, JAMES BARE, Charch, Aberdeen, and he Whe was the great queen who travelled so adage that will trimmpha over all tells of fn amusing, many milesteses the King }” obstacles is Mr. Ronald Gourley, who, although though exasperating, incident that happened Asoo one answered, Dr, Davidson went en: totally blind, is a most successful pianist, there. “You surely must know; the namo begina entertainer and -siiieur, Just before service one Sunday morning the with an * 8," * From his earlicet days he showedmarked organ gave out the moet weird and wonderful At this hint, o small fandwaz raised, .° I musical ability, and at the aga of fourteen he sounds, It turned owt: that some “ kine know," said: its littl owner, “theQoeen of wes an accomplished musician, He determined Friend * had strewn the floor with most of -the Spaces,” to become & professional and, obtaining auditions small pipes in the organ, the remainder being Bridle and Bit. in London, his talent was quickly recognized. placed over the wrong notes ! Mr. Gourleyis the author of many delight i The service that Sunday morning wasaccom. HE Archbishop is very good at. repartee, He was once a guest ata fonction where compositions, his “Cameos for Kiddies" being panied on the diapasons only, expecially popular. | there wore presenta nomber of clenes, Lakereat sight Joss Poo pie, hte aenae of bearing After grace had been said, one of thee Two Hundred First Prices, ic remarkable, and he wees about the etrecta remarked unctuously; “Now to put a bridle amongst the traffic quite cach led. °Whena bev, WELSH singer with a particularly fine on our appetites.” aithough blind then, he actually -had the voices is Mr, M. Morleiavdd) Morgan. Like a flash, Dr. Davidson retorted, “Yon temerity to run sway from school with a friend. Like so many natives of Wales, Mr. Mormn has ean do as you please, my dear dean; but, for Unfortunestely—or perhaps fortunately—thoy Bang practically all hia life, and he hes wou my part, lam going to pot a bit between my happened to inquire their way from a policeman, literally hundreda of prizes in various singing teeth 7” compelitions, He has been four times second who promptly took them beek te school | An UWnrehearsed Effect. im the Royal National Erteddfod and gained A Bright Youth. 200 first prizes, including six silver cupa and OUURNEMOUTH the. three gold medals, teners have 2 Tare HE popular young Some time ago, Mr. Morgan toured America treaé whet Miss Atmnes pianist, Mr.. Maurice aa principal baritena with the Rhondda Royal Sydenham eings, for her Cole, is recognized as being Male Choir, but latterly he has como rapidly to A Mmerzo.soprano voice is of in the frontrank of einelish the front as a wireless artiste, a particularly fine. quality. artistes. A pupil of de | Misa Sydenham relates an Greef, the famous Belgian, 4 amusing story concerning Paanial, he hes become n The B.B.C.'s Musical Controller. an unrebearsed effect, wireless favourite owing to VERY interesting personality in the work “Upon one -oceation,” his brant technique and of music ia Mr. Percy- Pitt, the Musical she save, “ juat as J wha hia masterlyhandling of Controler of the B.B.C,, As Artistic Director of preparing to Ang ot an concertos with the onches- the British National Opera Company, ho haa done “At Home," a large black im, miich to. popularize really good music among Migs AIMEE SYDEWEAM, cht cAnio paeeiis rowed Mr. Cole tells an amusing the people, and as a conductor he haa few me, Heing veryfond of AT. SA TRECE COLE, aneriote about «a echoel- rivals. cats, particularly Mack ones, I was delighted, but ben, -~Mr. Pitt bas composednumerous works, the feeling changed when directly ED began to “How many Commandments are there t" inching overtures, suites, rhapeodiea and sing tho cat took o fying leap across the room his teacher asked him. symphonies—among which may be mentioned : and, heading for a fireplace, knocked over a “Ten,” replied the lad. Overture, Taming of the Shrew;symphonic soreen and disappeared up the chimney ! “ Quite correct, And if you were to breek one prelude, Le Sang des Crépuseules; Oriental “T managed to finish the song with one eye of them 7" Rhapeody anda symphony composed for,. and on a member of the audience who, having “ Then there'd be nine,” answered the bright first heard at, the Birmingham Festival in grabbed ita tail, waa haulingthe poor thing. to youth promptly. Lee. safety |” Ductnseet ter, 192%] Se---- eee THES — sli =a WIRELESSPROGRAMME—SUNDAY =.) The tetters "S.B." printed in italics 1.30, TIME. SIGNAL, GEXERAL NEWS CARDIFF. BULLETIN. &.8. to ‘oll Stations, in these Programmes signify @ 20-$,0,—Concert by THE GAND OF H.-M, Simultaneous Groadcast from 10.45.—Close: div. [RisH GUARDS, GWEN GODFREY (Sop- the station mentioned. ring), BEATRICE EVELINE (Solo “Gotie), Announcer: A. FR. Burrowa and JOHN COLLENSON (Tenor), &.8. from LONDOWN. F-ovedor. SoG. fe all Statens. _4..—— §.31.—CAPT. IAN FRASER, 5.8. from Lorie 3.0, THE DAND OF BIRMINGHAM. don. IRISH GUARDS. His MASESTY'S 3.0-5,0.—Concert by THE BAND OF TM. 3.35:.—Members of ST. PAUL'S CATHEDRAL By permission of [Riso GUARDS, GWEN GODFREY (Sop Colonel B.C. A. MeCalmant, 8.0), CHOTR. i. EF. Jrom Londo. rano), BEATRICE EVELINE (Solo ‘Colls) Director of Music: and JOHN COLLINSON (Tenor). &.8. from .45.—THE LORD BISHOF OF SOUTH- LIEUT. CHARLES H. HASSELL. London, WAR. 8.8. from London, March, “ Thea Big Boa™ ...... 2...0.. Newel Comet Solo, “The Star of Bot! lel penn "" Abe 53 —_CAPT. IAN FRASER. S28. from Goandan; $10. “THE MESsI48."" (Soloist: Corp. Peter Wilson.) 5.8. front London, Belectiog, ‘ Lilac "Tarrees *' Ssehoaelant 4.55.—Members if fT. PAUL'S CATHEDRAL CHODR. 3&8. from Loneio., GWEN GODFREY(Soprano), 1iho.—NEWE. 1.0. from London, # "THT Wake”: evo feerdle- Fivvalen f45——THE LORD BEHOP OF SOUTEH- 10; 45,— Close down, “The Reason” Pedobear Det Biege WARK. 8.28. fron London, HEATEIMCE- EVELINE (Solo “Cello). Air from Christmas Oratorne Boch, on, Souire P10. “THE MESSTAR." wY BREia sh we kU eerie keg Patere 8oB. from London, JON 2OLLANSON (Tenor), The Bnowy-Brcasted Pearl” .. a: Robinson 10.20.—NEWE. &.8. from Lowden, “The Last Watch * (terete iatiele dpe ace 10.45.—Close down. ) frish: Guards ‘Bank MANCHESTER. Flute Sola, * Variations on an oe Folk Some “* 4.0-5.0,—Coneert lny THE BAND OF: ELM, arr, De ong (Soloist : Sergeant Undertnll.) IRISH GUARDS, GWEN GODFREY (Soprano), BEATRICE EVELINE (Salo Overture, Eee". : » Pchatkhovabiy Gwen Godfrey. " BOURNEMOUTH. Cello), and JOHN COLLINSON: (Tenor), © Blacklnrd’s Sone™ . Cyril -Seott 3.0-5.0.—Coneert by THE BAND OF. H.M. S85. from London. “In My Garden * . Samuel Liddle IRISH GUARDS, GWEN GODFREY(Sop. 5.0, SIDNEY G, HONEY: ‘Tall to Young Beatrice Eveline, ranc), BEATRICE EVELINE (Solo *Cello}, PEOPLE. “Silver Throads Among the Gold and JOHN COLLINSON (Tenor). &.8. from orr.. A. A. Sowire London. §.30.—CAPT. IAN FRASER. i8.8. from Lon- PEPER| fo bese ee ee eels Ge don, Chanson Villagesises ...... » Popper §.30,—REV. A. FP. ANNAND de John Cullinken. REV. 8. W. ALLEN nee &.34—Members of ST. PAUL'S CATHEDRAL, FATHER TRIGGS ee ““] Hear You Calling Me™ ...... :. JMaorshal! CHOIR. S.B. from Loudon. © A Winter Love Bone... ce L. Kathe B45, JENNY MALEITNW (Contralto). 845.—THE LORD BISHOP OF SOUTH Eee Te ea ape ee Hage Kaun Hymn, “Hark! the Herald Angels Smg.” WARK. &.8. from Londaa. Irish Guards Band, (With ‘cello obblizato by THOMAS ILLING- Popular Selection, * Chorus: Timo “arr. Hassell WORTH.) 9.10, “THE MESSIAH.” Belection, ““ The Shamrock .. are, diddfeon 6.55. CHARLES LEESON (Solo Pianoforte). 5.8. from Lordoa, o.0,—(Cleae down. Adagio Cantabile from Sonata Puthetique Announcer: A. KR. Burrows, 10.50—NEWS. &.8. from Loadon, Beethoven SUNDAY EVENING. Fhantasio Impromptu on Christmas Carols 10.45.—Close down. £30.—CAPT, IAN FRASER, ©.G.E.: Five Leeson Minutes’ Talk on St. Dunstan's. 4.8. ft other 0, 10, "THE MESSIAH." Sialiares, 5.8. from London. 6.35. Members of BT. PAUL'S CATHEDRAL CHOTR. 10.30.—NEWS. &.8. from London. o.8, te other Stations. “The First Nowat20.00.0008 Old Caral 10.45.—Close down. NEWCASTLE. “Tt Came Upon the Midmight Air" Announcer: W. HR, Eeene. 3.0-5.0.—Concert by THE BAND OF HM. Traditional IRISH GUARDS, GWEN GODFREY “tet Chistian Mon Rejome™ ... Olt Carol (Sopranc), BEATRICE EVELINE (Solo LORD 345—THE EIGHT REV. THE Cello), and JOHN OCOLLINSON (Tenor), BISHOP OF SOUTHWARK, *.4., TAD. Religions Address. WAVE-LENGTHS 8.8. from London, SB. to other Siofions, AND CALL SIGNS. &.30.—CAPT. IAN FRASER: 8.8. rom Lan. §.35.—Hymn, “ O Come, All Yo Faithful.” LONDON (2L0)\- ~ 350 Metres lor. 9.10. “The Messiah.” 8.35.—Moembers o f 6T. PAUL'S CATHEDRAL (Handel) ABERDEEN (2BD) - 495 _ , , CHOIR, &.8. from Londen, 5.B. f olf Statsene. BIRMINGHAM (SIT) - 475 __,, THE WIRELESS ORCHESTRA 8.45—THE LORD BISHOP OF S0QUTH. and Chorus BOURNEMOUTH (6BM) 385, WARE. &.B. from London, Conducted, bay CARDIFF ()WA) ~ ~ 4 3 5 rT 9,10. “THE MESSIAH." L. STANTON JEFFERIES. GLASGOW (SSC) - ~ 420 __,, SUB. from London. 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Complete Sets eonsist of Panel, og illustrated, Valves, Head Phones, High and Low Tension Batterics, Acrial Wire, In- tmators, Lead-in Tube, ete. Catalogue and forther particulars gladly sent om regedit. A. J. STEVENS & CO. (1914) LTD., WOLVERHAMPTON. Trce™ net ais 12h. ] RADIO TIMES — 4 alll ‘WIRELESSPROGRAMME—MONDAY o~ The tetters “§.B." printedinin ttalics BOURNEMOUTH. MANCHESTER. in these Programmes signify a 4.45,—Caneerk: Frederick Benior (Bolo Piano 3. 30-4.30,— Concert by the * 22Y "' Orchestra. Simultaneous Eroadcast from Forte], Tom Brown i Huss Baritone), the station mentioned. Oo-MATINLY FEMININE; 445—WoOMEN'S HOR. 6.25.—Fairmers" Weather: Forecis! LONDON. 6.16,—KRIDDTES HOUR: ™ Tha t ‘ hi 1 hal reel " oo.HILOREN'S HUH, aro hy thie Browns *" ond a. small Orchestras, Abbott Birest Schoolboys” Choir §.30,—C ATLDREN ‘a STORITES.: " The 6.15.——Seholars’. Hulf-Foor:|. Mites M, EF Stranger,”” trom '* The -Land -of Forgotten 6.45.—Boys' Brigade News. Dacombe, MoA., “oA Medieval Chiristinas.” Things," by BOW. Laws, Songs by Linele 7.8—NEWSs, s i, Freer Londen, Rex, 6.45.—Bove" Brigade News. ME, A. M. PERKINS. 8.8, from London. 6.15,—Havs’ Brigade News T.O—NEWS, SB rom Denon, Local News and Weather Foretast. 6.25-7,0'—Interval, ME A. M, PEREINSE. S20 fren Jondom, 7.30—B1R FRANK BENSON in Shakespearean 7.0.—TIME SIGNAL, 18T GENERAL NEWS Local ews Ane Weather 1ceed tas | Rerilals, S79: /roumn Newmerstte, BRULLETIN:. 6.8) te call Statens, 7.4L— STR FRANK BENSON in Sepa ran 0. 15-9, 3. —Initerval | Aik. A: MM. PERRISSan "Old (hristiins Heettaly: So8L from Neirenatle, Customs ind Superstitions. O30, fy all oa — N EW oh: a if i Peay igcreel GL. 0.5200. lnterral ofataons, 040:—VICTOR SMYTHE ‘has. Greeting te Locel News and Weather Forecusi. 430—KEWS. &§:8. from Londen, rive, 7—STR FRANK BENSON in ‘Shiukes- 140-51 FRANK BENSON. 8. fron 1n.0O.—THE EAVOY ORPHEANS ANT pearean Itecitale, 3.0. From: Venmcastte, Newraatle, BAVYOY HAVANA BAN TDS: 4.5, 7 Pon A.39, THE WIRELESBS WATTS: 10.30.—THE &8AVOY ORPHEAXS ANT) Henselaa, An. “AAour's. Entertainment, assisted in. Carols BAVOY HaAVASA BRAND, So, rea T2.0.—Ulose down. A Merry Amos. to all from by the MAYFAIR SINGERS; and RK. 1. Jotabdon, ene BTEPHENSOS, (Eotertaimery. 1 2 O. —-i slose dow Ti, Announcer : Victor Smythe, 932-—TIME .SIGNAL, 2ND GENERAL Annoumcer: Bertram Fryer. NEWS BULLETIN. 8.8) fa an Stations, NEWCASTLE. Local News and Weather Forecast, 5,45-4,45,—Concert : Katherine Green {Sopramcy, #45.k, 1. STEPHENSON will entertaim. BE Cleminson (Bolo Pinte}, SH. to Birmingham. CARDIFF. oy 45.—WOMEN'S HOUR 1kGh—THE... SA¥OY ORPHEANS. AND 3,00-4.30:—Falkman ond. lis-Orehestra relayed 5.15,—CHILDREN’S HOUR: Storie), ete., ley BAVYOYE HAW AN A BAN DS, relayind irom from the Capitol Cinema. Sir Frank Bensor aid the Tnelés. the Savoy Hotel. 3.2. for various periods te S0—THE HOUR OF ‘THE “ KIDDIE- 6.50.—Boys' Brigade. News. av! Statins, WINKS.” 6.45,—FPariners’ Carner, 12.0.—Clos down. 6.45.—Boys* Grigade News. 7.0.—NEWS. 5.8. from EBomdon, 7,.0.—NEWS. 8.8. from London. Aritiouncter * i, I, Palmer Mi. A. M.-PEREINS. Sif: from London, ME, A. 3 PREREINS, 38.8. prom, Lonaon, Local News and Weather Forecast. BIRMINGHAM. Lora! News ond Weather Forecast, Shakespeare Evening. 3.30-4.30.—Paul Bimmer's Orchestra relayed 7.30. “A Ghristmas Carol.” of. for various periods fo all! Stations, from Lowella Fictore -Howuse, Aik FRANK BENSON (Charles Deckers.) 5.30:—Agricultarsl Weather Forecast, in Shoaketpoirean-Recijats, KIDDIES CORNER, A Dramatic Recital by CYRIL ESTCOURY. with appropriate musical numbers. 6.45.—Boys' Brigade hy ew, Carol Interludes. by the Star Btreet Congregu- 730. 70—NEWS, 5.8: from Condon, tional Chureh Chair. NEWCASTLE WIRELESS ORCHESTRA. ME. A. M. PERKINS, 4.7. from London, Incidental music "(A Midsummer Night's Carols: (a) | Good Rung Wenecesdits " Dream." Local News and Weather Forecast. iradi final 7.40. SIR FRANK BEN SON, 7.30.—SIR FRANK BENSON in Shakespearean ibs) “(God Rest “You, Merry Gentle- Recitation from “Hamlet ..... Shabeepedre Rectiale: S.8. from Nebordate, TRH ears . ofPeet ronal §.15-9.30.—Interval. %. 50, ETHEL M. STANLEY (Mezzo-eer Stave One. ‘Tt Was A Lover ond His Lass" ...... Quilter 9.40.—NEWS, 4.8, from London, " Marley's: Ghost," “Take, Oh Take Those Lipa Away" Canilter O45.—h “Ty BTEPHENSON., SOB. prem B.i0. Bir Frank Benson, Pande. Carelg-: (a) " See Amid the Winter Snow " Mark Antony's Speech . St hakeepeare five 10.0.—THE SAVOY ORPHEANS AND BL 14. Orchestra. RAVOY HAVANA BANDS, S.8. from (b) " The Manger Throne ™ .. Stegall Selection of Dramatic Music. London, Stave Twn, 6.20. Sir Frank Benson. 20 —Close dawn: Henry V."5 Agincourt Speech .....,!Shakespeare * The Ghost of Christmas Past." Annooncer: : i, Camy- 8.30. Ethel M. Stgnley. Carols : ( a ) “ The Holly and the Ivy" “Bid Mé Discourse a rs .-ishop (id French 6.35. Sir Frank Hiiioe: A (isisMisi. By Lord Gainford. (tb) "Hark! the Herald Angels “Romeo ond Juliet" vo Shakespeare (Continued from page 450.) Reaahries ereeer eee dll CRAeRe 8.45, Orchestra, " Henry VIE, world of learnipe who interest and stimulate the Btave Three, Dances" ...... rerman 8.55, Sir Frank Benson. brain and imagination of those who would hear "The Ghost of Chiristmas Present." “Htheliootaeeeee Shakespeare their words. Carols : (a) “ Good Christian Men Rejoice.” 8.5a ROBERT D. STRANGEWAYS This Christmas wireless will contribute no Old fern eee amall mead of pleasure in thousands of homes, * Blow, Blow, Thon Winter Wind " Outlter {b) “ Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful," “© Mistress Mime” oo. ccccccce en vooaluilter Qur programmes are designed to that end, Plessure is a variable quantity, but it will be Siave Four, 9.15-9.50.—Interval. our aim that the variety of our Christmas items "The Ghost of Christmas Yet-to Come," 221—NEWS. 8.8, from London, will cover all tastes. The listening public can The End of Ti" 9.40, Bir Frank Eengon, ** A Xmas Story.” be assuredthat the cheer and goodwill weshall Carol: The First Nowell." endeavour to radiate ia but one -expression of 9,50. Robert. D. Strangeways, our constant desire to cultivate that spirit. £.30—NEWS. 5.8. from London, "Land of Hope and teeA a Bilger Local News and Weather Forecast, The New Year will. prove that. the organi- “ Sigh No More” ...... , ited aoe ee zation of the B.B.C. ia designed to add. to 140.—5TR FRANK REENSON. 4&2. from 10.6, Sic Prnk ‘Benue! thet happiness and the spirit of goodwill Vemeralle, ‘ Talk on Empire.” 10.270.—THE- SAVOY ORPHEANS AND 1.30—THE SAVOY ORPHEANS AND which, before wireless telephony was used, AAVOY HAVANA BANDS. 38.8. from had bat an incomplete opportunity for expres- BAVOY HAVANA BANDS: Sut, fron Jomdon, Londen. ion, (in behalf of the Board of the Broadeisting 12.0.—Close down. Company, I send our beet Christmas Wishes 12.0,—Close down, to all readers of The Radio Times, AnDOUNCED 3 L. B, Page. Announcer: B.C, Prati. 47a — RADIO TIMES —— [Deckwaen Bist. 1683. The Story of Wireless is the story of Marconi i In November, 1897, the hrst British Wireless Transmittmg Station was erected at the Needles, Isle of Wight, by the Marconi Company. _On December 6th readable signals were exchanged with a steamer at sea at ranges up to 18 miles. In June, 1898, the first paid marconigram was sent from this station by Lord Kelvin. So Wireless was maugurated by Marconi as a practical medium of communication. a In the latest development of Wuireless— Broadcasting—the name “Marconi” fully maintains: its unchallenged lead. The ee Marconiphone is the Recetver on which you. can always rely implicitly, because it embodies everything for which the name “Marconi"’ stands in Wireless. ir a j Ciy ib : . To take advantage of the big public demand for the Marcomphone, and to ensure early delivery, place your order now. For particulars of terms and advice on all wl matters connected with Wireless apply to; MARCONI'S WIRELESS TELEGRAPH CO. LTD MARCONIPHONE DEPT., MARCONI HOUSE, STRAND, W.C.2 Principality Buildings, Queen S t r e e t , Cardiff; 101, St, Vincent Street, GLASGOW; 10, Cumberland Street, Deansgate, MANCHESTER; 38, Northumberland S t r e e t , NEWCASTLE - ON - TYNE DeeEMPER dist, 125, }. 4 — RADIO TIMES — mal gi WIRELESS:PROGRAMME—TUESDAY©(Dec. 25th) The letters “S.8." printed in italics BIRMINGHAM. 0.30.—NEWS. &.2: frow Lowlon. in these Programmes signify a 45. THE REV. G&G. W. EER. SB. from 6.30, CHILDRESS HOUR. Simultaneous Broadcast from Londen, the station mentioned. AA. from Hondon, 10.0,—-TH ESAVOY ORPHEANS ANDSAVOY 7.30. CHRISTMAS. NIGHT PROGRAMME. HAVANA BANDS. 8.8. from Lamdon. LONDON. S28. from London, 12.0,—Close dew. 6.30: CHILDREN'S HOUR. $.30,—-NEWS. 8.B. from London. SA te ether Stelios, THE REV. J. A. MAYO will talk to ‘the $.45.—THE REY, 0. W ERERE. S.2. from MANCHESTER. Children, London. io 6" A CHRISTMAS CARE.” A Christma. Pinay 16.0.—THESAVOY ORPHEANS ANDSAVOY fclapted: from (Che. Dickens.) HAVANA BANDS. 4.8. from London. "ON CHRISTMAS FVE™ = Heciredd bey K, J. BEVER. (Constance D'Arcy Mackay. 1?.0.—Close down Incidental Music arranged and played by Cast j— ERIC FOGG, The Lattte Girls...... MONICA’ DIBNEY Wendy. o42: . GILLY FLOWER 5.13—CHILDREN'S HOUR: Ineluding. a few words from cveryone’s Unele, Father Alleeecy.essc3.e2: BETTY THUMELING BOURNEMOUTH. nas, Goldilocks... . IRENE. KREAMES che Hush-a-Bye Lady AUNTIE* PAYLEIS 345. “AN AFTERNOON OF CARGLS.” G00, CHILDREN'S HOUR, Banta Glags.....e.. UNCLE GARADTACIS CEORGE DALE (Solo Cornet} 8.5. from London, Sonne : The bare living soom of the Little Girl, Tot CHRISTMAS BIGHT FROGERAMME. AG. WOMEN'S FOUR, 5.8. from Lowen, Christmas Night Programme. &,.La, KIDDIES’ HOUR. iL. —NEWS. AUB, rau Lanaden. 7.40, &.o. fo ather Siatios. DEVEREY'S JUVENILE 6ERENTADERS. 145.—THE REV. G, W. KERR, = fre TI THE LONDON WIRELESS ORCHESTRA. Eandon. The Three Unehes, Conducted by L. STANTON JEFFERIES. 7.7. C..B. CARTER, B.A. on™ Christmas 1O.%.—THESAYOY ORPHEANSANDSATOY Mareh, ‘Federation **..... (ee ee ce ee (Custom, *" HAVANA BAN BS. S.5, from Eonadon. Overture, Poet ond Peasant .... Suppe 1?-0,—Close down. JOHN HESRY on * Chrictmas,” 7.20, CHOHRETMAS NIGHT FROCRAMME., SH. from London, Announter: Vietor Smythe, Orchestra, Valea, “Chimes. .: HW indsar 9.0.—NEWS. &.8. fron omdon. A Musical Switel 2.5 -.3 Aiferd 045.—THE REV. G. W. KERR. &.8. from NEWCASTLE. * aby 's Sweetheart is. eens tees) Corn Jonna. i, 0, CHILDREN'S HOUR. A “MERRY CHRISTMAS * PARTY, 10.0.—THESAVOY ORPHEANS AND SAVOY SoH, from Londow. JOTN HENRY (the Host}; HAVANA BANDS. SB. from London, Lak CHRISTMAS SIGHT PROCEAWME, HELENA MILLAI, 3.8. from London, 12:.0.— Close down, RONALD COUBLEY, bk NEWS. S&B. fron Looodone. JAY Kea¥ Te. i4o—THE REV. G. Wo RERER. &.B. from Jondor. Orcheaten, CARDIFF. Mihi —THE SAVOY GRPHEANS ANESAVOY - * Viorel the Belle... Lavtgnina HAVARY BARDS. 48.5 Jrom London. Boleetiono! the Popular Songs of Haydn Wood 6.30. CHILDREN'S HOUR. Foxtrot Chriss eae a de wen Anatony 1?.0.—Close down, SU. frown. Eoraton. Old English Danes Music. 7.50. CHRISTMAS NIGHT PROGRAMME. * Midnight (Chines Su. from Londen. we et pes = Titties eeTae a ie A 4 deals Ciel eee ee *Darothy " Born Daiite. seek * Linceks'a ALTERATIONS | TO | ae 9.30.—TIME SIGNAL, GENERAL NEWs PROGRAMMES, “a wit RULLETIN. &.8. to all Stations, WAVE-LENGTHS | faat= Onc: “to the enormous Local News and Weather Forecast. AND CALL SIGNS. eo circulation of THE LONDON (2L0) ~ 350 Metres | |e] FADIO TIMES, it is §.45,—THE REV. G, W. KERR, B.A., LOB; Qe mecessary for the journal to on" Witaod Humour.” S.8, to all Stations ABERDEEN(2BD) - 45 ,, | go to press many days in Pere advance of the date of publi- excep! Glasgow. BIRMINGHAM GIT) - 475 __,, ee cation. Hsometimes happens, 10.0,—THE SAVOY ORPHEANS AND SAVOY BOURNEMOUTH(6BM)385_,, therefore, that the B.B.C. finds fare HAVANA BANDS, relayed from the Saroy CARDIFF (SWA) - 435 ,, fe it necessary to make ailtera- a Hotel, §.8. to all Stotiona (Ghregouw 10,30). GLASGOW GSC)- - 420 tions or additions to pro- MANCHESTER (2ZY)- 400, grammes, etc., after . THE 12.0.—Closes down. RADIO TIMES has gone to NEWCASTLE (NO) - 370, prada. bberenee eager pire fed Al Ptedeepsea Announcer: R. PF. Palmor. . #76 — RADIO TIMES -—- _(Deceunen elst, 125, WIRELESS INEVERY HOME. Radio Christmas Cards from the Poets. By theRt. Hon. Sir Laming Worthington-Evans, Bart., M.P. “The Shades” Send Greetings. HE record of 1823 is ihe finest svmphony concerts, and tho ever- in many respects a popular music of iamous bands, vot onky po Shakespeare. remerkzeable one, Phone but he is eunbled to hear thé speeches of dis- iy, hang o stocking at the bare bed-foot, hishorians eoneerned with linmiished statesmen whose words: andochons tbe development of social infivence: his life, Toleateay is seni, through Cif amine brondness eric portentotis deyth, Whe Teun thehesrect San1 ha drive6 ARI and political inetibutons the magi of telephony, the learned words of O'er plaing of i¢y proof and glistening snow, will certainly regard this eminent scientist, crits ead thoae who have What time the revicl ri:cold bel l rir in the cmero voor 2s of -erucial one in & ood story to tell. Not only to this-section MW hie hi sav one Star ahoer o ake f hed: Enropean affairs. In of the cammunity are theae sent, but-to every Ane: fngels BUTE Peace, Claocecdtawill tr Tet, fF avid vel ¢urencas with which it builtiia onganizi- mr ff- tion, and the far-sighted policy by which if waa Burns. inspired, convinced not only myself, but every A Home Point of View. A richt gude Chrietmas ine ye brither: member of the Committee, that the public had Full mony caintic hoor we've apent thegither, got newand powerful friends in those responsible By A Wireless Wife. And ni thing reelpert oO” BOLDOW, wiht or weather, for the managerial,cnginecring and programme UCH is demanded of the wife there days, In auld lang ayne; dapartmenta working: together with remarkablo especially the wits of a B.EBAC. official. Sut iaith! DW pie ve nae mair frolich bleother amioothness to add a new interest to thelives of In the past-year, during the initial stages of this For you maun dine! the people. great undertaking, unlimited patience and under- Tt is impossible to foretell the social effects standing has been required-—and given—-by her. Keats. that. broadcasting ta likely to have in the course Such tact, too, to propitiate the oook over the Much have T travelled in therealms of earth, of years. The steam-engine made many strange many delayed and spoiled dinners ! And many states and kingdoms have I seen, and abiding changes in the lives, habita and On ao “normal” evening, in one household, Yet never hive ] wandered, never been thoughts of the commanity. Before its advent, it wie found necessary to have an extension Where hovsehokl love and jollity acd mirth social intercourse between Jarce num bers af to the telephone on to the dinner-table—so with Have seemed such diademe of priceless worth people separated by great distances was prac- ear-pieces in one hand and fork in the other Aa in this land ef England, where, T ween, tically imposible, Their lives, there tire, anil much business wae done. The Christmas Star looks down, with ray their interests, were narrow and circumacribed. We were béginning to hope for lees strenuous sorene, : Nowadays, it is-a common thing for even the days for our men-folk as things came into shape, On euch as celebrate the Holy Birth. Fi poorest people to have frienda, and a knowledge but they are apparently not to be, Even if of the country, hondreda of miles from home, there were leisure hours, now they are devoted And thongh I'mbut a watcher from the skiza, For Poor andRich Alike. to frenzied acribbling. Editors and publishers And now no more consort with mortal men, = Similarly, before the fogmation ofthe British pursue them for articles, stories, and technical Yet none upon this peak of heaven denies, x Broadcasting Company, the intellectual life of details of the broadcasting service—to say No seraph writes with an immortal pen, large masses of people was determined largely nothing of our own magazine, That love, that's love in deed and truth, ere dica, by the district in which they lived. Thotsands Of cource, we all have sets. If there be a Or Lifethat ie not Love e'er lives again, who had the capacity to appreciate the finest breakdown, which is seldom, we feel the etrain music were unable, throogh living in places where and anxicty asif we were personally responsible, Tennyson, it was rarely heard, to develop that interest. On the other hand, we share the pleasure of an If you're waking, call me early, for "tis Christ- Now that is all changed. extra good transmission of extra pood items, mastide, my dear, Lroadcasting is absolutely democratic, and Such itis to be part ofa great undertaking— And I want to kiss you, darling, kise you, offers facilitica for enjoyment equallyto the poor andwe are a part, and wé are proud of if, too. woman, without poor, aa to those more fortunately placed, The How thrilled we were at the first simultaneous Yea, to meet you, and to preet you, with o branch Highland erefter, the Lancashire weaver, tha show, eapecially when afterwards we heard of of mistletoe, Welsh miner, and the Cornish fisherman can the thousands of letters of appreciation that For the sake of all the Christmas joys of days now hear in his ownhome the aweetest eingers, cane pouring in! long, long ago. _Deoeewenaisr, izi. —A aes-— ait : Some\DistinguishedBrpatleastons .— oS =, : oo oe: og PP HAH. 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LONDON USE CHLORIDE BATTERIES FOR HOUSE LIGHTING, | TDecempen Zler, 1h.) ; — RADIO TIMES --— 473 me WIRELESS PROGRAMME—WEDNESDAY The letters "5.58." printed in italics BOURNEMOUTH. 0.45, The Orchestra and Stuf, in these Programmes signify a Bome Popular Pantomime Simbers, Simultancous Broadcast from 348.—Concert : Arthur &.. Tetlow, L.B.AM, LO, 1a, Close down. the station mentioned. (Sole Pianatorte), Announcer: W. N. Settle, 445.—WOMEN'S HOUR, LONDON. 6.15.—KIDDIES' HOUR. a, Children's Goncert. MANCHESTER. SUA. te other Stations, b.15.—8eholars’ Half: Roar: Punch and Jaely. 7.0, KIDDIES’ ‘TAL. Mosteal Chatra. 7-30, CHILDREN'S CONCERT. Animal Jenttintions, 5.8. from Donelon, Teh JOHN PROCTOR (Raritome). Bir Roger de Coverley. Urehestra. Bea, POPULAR CONCERT, “Devonshire Wedding Bone " Cneles, SUB. from London, Lye Phillipa “Wille” the: Wisp saeWe Cherry Popular Concert. D0.— NE W's 8.8. from London. SOG. -te other Stators, 0.45.—MAJOR L. R. TOSSWILL. Sob. fran MIEEL ARENSTEIN (Solo Calliat), &. Fi. THE LONDON WIRELESS O1T;CHES i onolon : Polonatee cle Goncert soc. ck ee EL Pope TRA, PORTS ise eee Mase ia alegrecheer sane Sibieh Conducted by L. STANTON JEFFERIES, 10.0. THE SAVOY ORPHEANS ANDSAVOY March, ‘Herculean: ..... Jarhard HAVANA BANDS, &.5. fron Doadon, MOLLY GRAY (Soprano). Valse, “* Whoop's-a-Daisy 11+ Rothery 12.0-—loee. down. “ Lhivres les Yeux Biles Anat. JOHN HUNTINGTON (Baritone), Annameer: Bertram Fryer. JGLLA LAREKING., “Two Littl Boys and the Apples.“ Golfene * Mamy's Lil’ Faller.” JAMES WORSLEY (Dialect Entortainer). Songe at | ‘ The Henour of the Family.” * “Snowed Up,” by Edwin Waugh. he Pinna: 7) 4’ "Goeca Little Girl Wants to CARDIFF. | Know," 3.00-4.30,—Falkman and his Orchestra relayed This story: deals- with Chrishmas-time “on Orohestra, from the Canitel Cmeme. Blackstone Ed¢ee. oA nmomber of travellers, Miraical Comedy Belection, “* The Atedidians™ snowed «up, determine to make the bost of Monebton 6.30.—THE HOVER OF THE: “KIDDIE it, onl begin a jovial evening. Then each one WETS." Tntenmezxo, “ Handel Wakes eee Soreness tells a Shorv, Popular Night. John Huntington. REYHOARD KITTy wil pinay to: the Juli. Lari. Tall, . ORCHESTRA, Hd Poll, a Baby Hrother"' Overture; “ Stradalle oo ee eedwad Fistou Mally tray, a ; Sr opplanted.* Sones at dps et ies f fidvile-omn- om Taki, RAMSAY CLAREE {Baritone}, Berenade eek a en ve Whesadale atta a= Ol Ta ea (Goamnod the Piano: «oy Wonder H the Gobling “The: Two Grenadiers". a OULRG | Know if" * You'll Get Heaps of Lickin'a-” The Golden Wart oe ee ee w. e ftouhl (oh iigaby (fa ree incest ra. 7.50, Orchestra, VICTOR SMYTHEhes a. word to say. Foxtrot, ‘Romany Love anv Pace site,“ Three. Dantes from Henry Yor.” Mikel Arometain, 03)—TIME SEN AL, GENERAL NEWS Gee Pony FO GLETIN. 8.8. fe al Stati Be LD, CLOV LA GILES (Boprane), Bartdnse-. )..k.. eit ee COG Lewal Newa anc Weather Forecast. "Sing, Throstl, Smg™ . soseeee Slice Borfon PRC | eda teria ae ceed eee ee er ary 45, SEO LL. R. TOSSWiLhL, ‘0.8E.. ori “Buy My Lovely Roses”... Cool Barimer Peter Garney Comes to Londen. Sun. to Jobn Procter. chee Shae, 8, 10, “FEED THE BROTE,” eNO asc ariteee to nee . raneAden 1t— THE SAVOY ORPHEANS ANDSAVOY 4 Comedy by George Preston, “My Old Shao apc alee eee Treere HAVANA BANDS, relayed from the Savoy Repeated by general request. Bobel: OSB betiier Sinton, 1.90.NEWS. 8.8) from london. Cit s— 1!.06,— Close down. Local: News and Weather Forecast, Samuel Pottle .... CHARLIE CHIPMOUNE ht.MATOR L. BR. TORSWILL. SH. from ; Aniiiincor : J, 6. Dodgson, Mra; Pottle: > os2.:06.... KATE SAWLE Larvae, iewCo: ie ie LKRIS TREMAYSE } BIRMINGHAM. 10.0—THE SAVOY ORPHEANS AND SAVOY 5.90.—Acricaltural Weather: Forucast. Scene: Pottles’ Living Room, Mawsons’ Build- HAVANA BANDS, S.B. from London, ings, Limehouse. RIPDIES* CORNER: 12.0.— Close down, PROFESSOR W. BURDIY -in his B44), Orchestra. Ammouneer : Wiehor Bonythe. “PEONCH AND JUDY SHOW, Selection, “Stop Flirting "..Gerahwin and and « special Christmas Party, Hoty with Guanes by Witeless Riise. Ramsay Clarke. 8.05. NEWCASTLE. 30. “Singbad the Wailer." ‘+ Fimmmergetehire’” ase case Old Rungiteh The First Radio Panto-Revue a? Woieddicombe Fair sey eee oe Cia Bhyplish Taek CHILDREN'S CONCERT. in #ix stupendona scenes (if the current lasts), S.B. from Londan. .6.—DR. JAS: J. SOMPSON, SEA., DSc., on Written, composedand produced by ‘hice and Voles." ae POPULAR OONCERT, ALT GF Us, S.a. from London, Lanse: EVERYBODY—at. times. 15. Clovis Giles, Orchestra and Chorua: ANYEODY—new ond “Tn the Whirl of a Dance" .. Herbert Oliver _1.40.—NEWS. Sit, from London, then. “Dearest, | Brmg You Daffodils ™ .. Dorothy 6-45,— MAIOR L, BR. POSSWILL, SLB. from Forster 0.30.—NEWS. S.B. from Tondaon. London. 0.25; Orchestra. Local News and Woather Forecast. Concert Vilas, “Tn Souther Seas ™ atrsta 10.0.—THE SAVOY ORPHEANS ANDSAVOY 0.45,—"“ SINGHAD THE WAILER ™ (Contd.). HAVANA BANDS. Su. jron London. 0.30.—NEWS. 8.8. from London. 10.30, Close down, Announcer: J. Lew, Local News and Weather Forecast, 12.0,—Glose down, { Decesipen: 2ler, ATT ety aminiL oti | a] TTTne. co aie ofa Radiation Gas Grates have tuo open NJOY the programmes in comfort withaRadiation ings wader the canopy leading fe the fiwe. The lower or Detector” opening Gas Grate. Radiant heat, well distributed, and caryies away fhe entire combishon absolutely SILENT working, are features of all product ‘and the upper or Venitla- Radiation Gas Grates. In addition, they have the ting" openine carries amay a large Dole ofairdrawnfrom fie room. patent “‘Injector-Ventilator” (sez diagram opposite) ihe ascending current. through the which thoroughly ventilates the room and removes lower outlet promotes int Injetior- action the peniilating punciion in all stuffiness. the oudle!l above; theresult is. that while pure radiant igal ts distributed Ask to.see Radiation Gas Grates at your Gas througdout the roont the air of the roar Showroom. Also at lronmongers, Plumbers, etc. or 1s changed a seicien! number of times at the Showrooms of the six firms constituting fo ensire on aeretables and healthy aimotphere being mainfaimed . . Rddiation =———= sLiIMiTth ——Le Arden Hai & Co.. The. Richmond Gaa Stoo & 21, Queen Fictoria Street, Meter Co., Lid., E.C.4, ee Gasen Ficloria S i r e e d , 4 The Davis Gas Stowe Co., Ltd, 60, Oxford Street, Wf. Hilsons & Mathlesons, Lid, 76, Queen Street, F.C, Fletcher Russell & Co., Ltd., 15, Fisher Street, John Wright & Co., Soufhampion Rew, W'.C./. 2!, Queen Ficloria Street, EC. 4 f _* - The i.0—WOMEN'S '0.—TIME 4,05--7,0,— a Fs h45.—cR. 0.30,— 7.35." $.30-4,30.—Poul 12.0.— ho.—THE 6.45. Boi: aed Teeth 7.0,.-N = Ao) RL pene 1.45.— Station Simultancous in GCulture;" = Society Talk Returns ' and Priacilla’s Local EULLETIN, SB. ALE, Local Selection,. Ahan. Savoy BAVOY “Christmas BULLETIN, LEONARD EDITH: CHRISSIE ERNEST EBITH MESSRS. Qboa Descriptive THE FERCY LEONARD THE ERNEST. THE Chorus, KIDDIES feom THE Local Intermezzo, ac Loca! Radio WIRELESS —-WOMENE Chrishaad mas” OR. and Shipe tone. Gees and Parana Bong Dualogue, Abe a THE Bek — letters these Uncle —CV TIME Boy Cloge Aerial Boy by EWS. ADR from GREYS: A. Lowella News Solo, GREYS: News Newaand Keaweand: THE GREYS: OWENS: Boriety Hotel, te Finale, GREYS: Geogsiph nase ce Our Boona, The Episodd Cone Home,” HARRY Down"); Annonneer: Interval, OWENS HAVANA ROWLEY the JAMES; Seoute' GREYS’ Beouts’ mentioned. iE. JAMES Oe BIRMINGHAM. Christmas call a So STGNAL, JONES: filet, by CC.’ Hompty down, Cardsf, JONE aes “ SIGNALJOND STODDARD: and oy and eee boreal “ BROWN, “ Introduvtions CORNER. Piece, “5S. SAVOY in Lilac: ALABINERS Greys’ Radio Programmes “ Stetionas. BROWN: 8.80 BROWN LONDON. Picture Pichures: EA fe Musette.” Cinderella's ORCHES Bailing ee POLLARD ub. Misa HOUR: 8.8) Counter 8.8. Talk.” Japan,” “diy S.2. “Sing BRimmer’sOrchestra Spe Orehestira, Coneer Wether Weather ate 1925.) Weather VWoeather '’.. CORNER. by 5: mene Preamble, and B." Weather Quartette, in from other Gurlesque, Broadcast SMALLWOOD, aes : ak Donimo**.;.....+ BANDS, andl “In-a { Bosety toil Dumpty'a We E,W)