TCN GEM Sun Aug 28, 2011

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Aug 28, 2011

06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG

Winning Your Biggest Battles: Episode 4 Religious programme.

06:30 NURSE ON WHEELS 1963 Repeat G

Nurse On Wheels The story of a young nurse who moves into a small English country village with her nutty mother, to take up a job as a district nurse.

Starring: Juliet Mills, Ronald Lewis, Jean Sims, Noel Purcell

08:15 SCOTT OF THE ANTARCTIC 1948 Repeat G

Scott Of The Antarctic

A deeply moving film accurately based on Robert Falcon Scott and his quest to be the first man to the South Pole.

Starring: John Mills, J Robertson Justice, Harold Warrender, Derek Bond, James Robertson, Kenneth More, Christopher Lee

10:30 SPRING IN PARK LANE 1948 Repeat WS G

Spring In Park Lane

A diamond merchants niece falls for a footman who just happens to be an impoverished lord in disguise.

Starring: Anna Neagle, Michael Wilding, Peter Graves

12:40 THE CHAMP 1979 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The Champ

Billy Flynn who used to be a champion boxer, barely earns enough money to keep himself and his boy alive when his ex-wife, Annie returns. She has remarried and become successful--and she wants custody of their child. Now to keep the son who adores him, Flynn must train, fight and find it within himself to once again become The Champ.

Starring: Jon Voight, Faye Dunaway, Ricky Schroder, Jack Warden

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

15:10 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

$500 Weekends $500 Weekends from Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth. Includes Family Weekend, Romantic Weekend, Boys Weekend, Girls Weekend and Big Family Weekend.

15:40 BACHELOR IN PARADISE 1961 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Bachelor In Paradise

Romantic Classic about A.J. Niles, an author of a series of books that describe the romantic life of a bachelor in various cities of the world, who moves into the American suburbs to write his new book. One bachelor plus lonely housewives equals many angry husbands.

Starring: Bob Hope, Lana Turner, Janis Paige, Agnes Moorehead, Jim Hutton, Paula Prentiss

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Not Another Monday Martha Lamont, one of Sophia's close friends, is tired of the physical pain and suffering in her life and wants to kill herself.

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned WS G Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G Jean gets the whole gang to help out with her old-age party at the church hall. However, Lionel is the last to agree and is anxious about the whole idea. 20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat G The Duncans abruptly vacate the dwelling next door and Judith has the wonderful idea of her and Alistair taking up residence there.

20:30 PAY IT FORWARD 2000 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Pay It Forward

Young Trevor McKinney responds to a school assignment with a plan to help three people who will, in turn, help three more, and so on, in an ever-widening circle. But Trevor touches more people than he expected, including his abused mother, his physically and emotionally scarred teacher and a journalist whos investigating the plan.

Starring: Kevin Spacey, Helen Hunt, Haley Joel-Osment, Jay Mohr, Jim Caviezel, Jon Bon Jovi

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

23:10 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross and Joey clash over palaeontologist Charlie, when Ross brings her to Joey's 'Days Of Our Lives party'. Meanwhile, Chandler faces the wrath of a man-hating actress.

23:40 NOT WITH MY WIFE, YOU DON'T 1966 Repeat WS PG

Not With My Wife, You Don't Outstanding romantic comedy about a US Air Force marriage threatened by jealousy as an old beau of the wife returns to the scene.

Starring: Tony Curtis, Virna Lisi, George C. Scott, Carroll O'Conner, Richard Eastham

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

La Chute

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Aug 29, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE AND COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest new cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James's kitchen.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Fertility Test Monica and Chandler see a familiar face at the fertility clinic, while Ross and Joey still have hopes of landing Charlie.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

The Szechuan Dragon While Jessica vacations, her nephew and his pregnant wife enjoy house-sitting--until the body of a strange sea-faring man appears on the livingroom floor.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 GEORDIE 1955 Repeat WS G

Geordie

Hoping to win the girl of his dreams, wee Scottish lad Geordie undertakes a bodybuilding regimen that packs on the muscles, wins the lass and lands him a spot on the British Olympic team preparing to compete in Australia.

Starring: Alastair Sim, Bill Travers, Raymond Huntley, Norah Gorsen, Brian Reece

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Mea Culpa

Angie Piper pursues a personal journey of revenge for the shocking death of her sister.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

One Long Long Day Stevie faces the most harrowing hour of her life when Charlotte goes missing on Drovers Run. When Nick is offered a job in Argentina, Tess is torn between her husband and her property.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Dancing in the Dark Rose and Sophia are escorted home from a ballroom dance by Rose's partner, Miles Webber. After Sophia explains charging the "old geezers" ten cents a dance, Miles invites Rose to a party at his house.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Not Another Monday Martha Lamont, one of Sophia's close friends, is tired of the physical pain and suffering in her life and wants to kill herself.

17:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Donor

Monica and Chandler try to find a sperm donor; Rachel is preoccupied by Charlie's interest in Joey; Phoebe's ex David is back in New York, and Ross is asked to deliver a speech at a palaeontology convention in Barbados. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 1 The Friends go to Barbados with Ross who is taking part in a paleontology seminar. Meanwhile, Charlie rethinks her romance with Joey, while Rachel reveals her feelings to Joey.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ANIMAL KINGDOM WS PG Steve takes a closer look at some of the Erindi Game Reserve's smaller animals. He also has a run in with a potentially deadly scorpion.

20:00 ANIMAL KINGDOM WS PG Steve follows the progress of four recently released cheetahs in their new surroundings; and Natasha de Woronin assists a young female leopard seeking out her first territory. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LIFE OF 20:30 MAMMALS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Amazing Human Race (*Series Final*)

Human beings appear to be unique amongst mammals. We live in huge cities, we walk on two legs and we have language. But how far have we really come from our mammal heritage? Are we as different as we think from other mammals?

21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA

Sushi Ko

Sushi Ko, a former hit restaurant in Bell Air, CA has gone downhill since its move. The failure of the restaurant has taken a toll on owners Akira and Lisas family and their marriage. In order for this restaurant to work, Chef Ramsay needs to fix the family before he can make changes in the restaurant.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 THE BIG C HD WS MA

Sexual Healing

Problems in the bedroom plague Cathy and Paul, but some insight from their new housemate, Andrea, goes a long way in getting things situated. Meanwhile, newly medicated Sean ruffles Rebecca's feathers; and Adam isn't getting what he wants from his relationship with Mia, so he hooks up with another girl.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language, Sex Scenes

23:00 WEEDS HD WS M

Game-Played

Nancy has problems adapting to life and her fellow felons at the halfway house, and her sister Jill doesn't help matters when she springs a sudden surprise on her. Meanwhile, Andy and Shane find a place to crash; Silas scores gainful employment as a model; and Doug is offered a dream job on Wall Street.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Drug Use, A Sex Scene

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Donor

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Szechuan Dragon While Jessica vacations, her nephew and his pregnant wife enjoy house-sitting--until the body of a strange sea-faring man appears on the livingroom floor.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Not Another Monday Martha Lamont, one of Sophia's close friends, is tired of the physical pain and suffering in her life and wants to kill herself.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Donor

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

The Sicilian Encounter

Michael Hagarty is involved in a case in Sicily which has many twists and turns including the Mafia.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 UP THE CHASTITY BELT 1972 Repeat WS PG

Up The Chastity Belt The Queen of England gives birth to twins and in order to protect the blood line, one is kept and the other is hidden in a pig sty and raised to think its mother is the pig.

Starring: Bill Frazer, Frankie Howerd, Graham Crowden, Roy Hudd, Hugh Paddick, Anna Quayle

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Past Lives When a gay friend of Chris' comes forward with evidence of a crime and then commits suicide, Chris suspects he was murdered as part of a paedophilia cover up.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Down to Earth Tess delays her flight to Argentina, when she learns of Regan's plans to mine Drovers Run. Jodi and Alex take an instant dislike to Killarney's arrogant new overseer.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

That Old Feeling

Blanche falls in love with her late husband's brother Jamie.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Comedy Of Errors After a high school classmate dies unexpectedly, Dorothy decides to fulfill a long-forgotten dream of being a stand-up comedian. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LIFE OF 17:00 MAMMALS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Amazing Human Race (*Series Final*)

The One In Barbados - Part 2 In the much anticipated season finale, the love triangle between Ross, Joey and Charlie reaches boiling point, while Phoebe thinks she's found Mr Right.

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss Romantic hook-ups continue to go astray in Barbados as Monica, Phoebe and Chandler overhear Ross kissing Charlie while on the room's other wall, they can eavesdrop on Joey and Rachel.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G

As Judith and Sandy no longer have boyfriends, Jean wants to think of a way to cheer them up.

20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Lionel finds that he has attracted the attentions of a dog but Jean doesnt believe him until it turns up on their doorstep. DAVID ATTENBOROUGH TIGER-SPY IN 20:30 THE JUNGLE Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Sir David Attenborough narrates this amazing documentary. Using small cameras secretly attached to elephants, the series documents the daily lives of four young tiger cubs born in India's Pench National Park.

21:30 SENSING MURDER Captioned Repeat WS M

Lost Soul

25 year old Luana 'La Verne' Williams disappeared from her Tauranga home in 1985. It was eight years before police upgraded her disappearance to a murder enquiry. To this day, her body remains missing. Psychics Sue Nicholson, Scott Russell Hill and Kelvin Cruickshank investigate.

22:30 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

23:00 HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE Repeat WS PG Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie clean up homes, going through layers of grime and muck. Homes that haven't been cleaned for years.

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 2 In the much anticipated season finale, the love triangle between Ross, Joey and Charlie reaches boiling point, while Phoebe thinks she's found Mr Right.

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

The Sicilian Encounter

Michael Hagarty is involved in a case in Sicily which has many twists and turns including the Mafia.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

That Old Feeling

Blanche falls in love with her late husband's brother Jamie.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Comedy Of Errors After a high school classmate dies unexpectedly, Dorothy decides to fulfill a long-forgotten dream of being a stand-up comedian. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Aug 31, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One In Barbados - Part 2 In the much anticipated season finale, the love triangle between Ross, Joey and Charlie reaches boiling point, while Phoebe thinks she's found Mr Right.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Trials And Tribulations

Jessica is accused of false testimony and bribery in the death of an escaping murderer.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 A TICKLISH AFFAIR 1963 Repeat WS G

A Ticklish Affair A young widow Amy Martin with three young boys is investigated by the Navy after one of her children inadvertently sends out a distress signal in Morse code by the blinds on his upstairs bedroom window.

Starring: Shirley Jones, Gig Young, Red Buttons

13:50 EXPERIENCE EUROPE Repeat WS G

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

I Am The Walrus As the complex relationship with his daughter threatens to implode, Harris seeks solace in a sexual encounter with Megan Walsh, who has a hidden agenda of her own.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Heart of Gold

It's McLeod versus McLeod as Tess fights to stop Regan's mining claim on Drovers Run.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

All That Jazz

Dorothy's son Michael moves in with her after his wife kicks him out.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Ebb Tide Blanche and her sister Virginia clash at Big Daddy's funeral, which Dorothy also attends. Meanwhile, Sophia takes advantage of their absences to rent their rooms out to boarders.

17:00 TOP DESIGN Captioned Repeat WS PG Our remaining contestants are each allocated one of the five emotions Love, Anger, Serenity, Jealousy or Happiness and they must design a space around that emotion.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Is Fine

Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend an uncomfortable dinner party at Ross' apartment where he uncharacteristically overindulges in wine, song and laughter. Meanwhile, Chandler commits an unpardonable act when he and Monica visit a couple who have adopted a cute boy. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Tan Joey and Rachel nervously anticipate their first real date together. Meanwhile, Ross decides to get a spray-on-tan with disastrous consequences.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS PG Part one of a three part series that explores the worlds oldest zoo, bringing a unique insight into the rich variety of daily life for the staff and animals at London Zoo.

20:30 THE CLOSER HD WS M

To Serve With Love

Flynn and Provenza plunge into yet another ill-fated adventure when they try to make quick cash by serving court papers for a lawyer. The boys get a bad break when they serve a manand he's killed just minutes afterward.

21:30 RIZZOLI & ISLES HD WS M

Sailor Man Arriving sailors celebrate in Boston during the city's Fleet Week, yet it isn't smooth sailing when the body of a young girl is found.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:30 LAW & ORDER HD WS M

Family Business The murder of the president of New York's most popular (and expensive) department store leads Briscoe and Curtis to two feuding daughters of the store's elderly owner, in this modern day 'King Lear.'

23:30 CONAN Repeat WS M

The Brobdingnagian Abyssinian Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Trials And Tribulations

Jessica is accused of false testimony and bribery in the death of an escaping murderer.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

All That Jazz

Dorothy's son Michael moves in with her after his wife kicks him out.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Ebb Tide Blanche and her sister Virginia clash at Big Daddy's funeral, which Dorothy also attends. Meanwhile, Sophia takes advantage of their absences to rent their rooms out to boarders.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Ross Is Fine

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Tan Joey and Rachel nervously anticipate their first real date together. Meanwhile, Ross decides to get a spray-on-tan with disastrous consequences.

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Deadly Misunderstanding

Jessica tries to exonerate a temporary employee accused of her husband's murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THE BRIDES OF FU MANCHU 1966 Repeat WS PG

The Brides Of Fu Manchu Determined to conquer the world, Fu Manchu hopes to further his plan by kidnapping the daughters of twelve prominent families.

Starring: Christopher Lee, Douglas Wilmer, Marie Versini

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Dream Machine

Church hunts down a politically connected businessman who is using American Mustangs to import cocaine.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Taking Flight With Tess and Nick gone, Stevie is determined to prove herself as manager of Drovers Run. Dave and Kate form an unlikely team in the local Twitchathon.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas The girls volunteer at a homeless shelter on Christmas day and learn that Stan has been thrown out on the streets by his current wife.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Mary Has a Little Lamb The girls try to reconcile a pregnant teenage girl and her father. Meanwhile, Blanche starts to regret having written sympathetic "love" letters to a man in jail.

17:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS PG Part one of a three part series that explores the worlds oldest zoo, bringing a unique insight into the rich variety of daily life for the staff and animals at London Zoo.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cake

On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces Monica and Chandler to delay their long anticipated trip to Vermont to stay for the party. But complications ensue when the infant falls asleep and a racy, adult birthday cake arrives. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits Rachel believes that her annoying and self-indulgent younger sister, Amy, is on the verge of becoming more responsible, so she convinces her to babysit infant Emma...and soon regrets it.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 STANSTED: THE INSIDE STORY WS PG

This observational series uses unparalleled access to lift the lid on one of the UKs busiest airports.

20:30 A DREAM HOME ABROAD WS PG

A Dream Home Abroad is an observational documentary series following 10 families as they battle to build their dream home out of a derelict shell. Every year Britons move permanently to other European countries, in particular France, Spain and Italy the three locations for the series.

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Repeat WS M

Nottingham Today the Embarrassing Bodies truck is in Nottingham where among the many people seeking help is John; a young man whos had to put up with a painful and embarrassing problem with his bottom for years.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 THE BIG C Repeat HD WS MA

Sexual Healing

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language, Sex Scenes

23:00 WEEDS Repeat HD WS M

Game-Played

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Drug Use, A Sex Scene

23:30 CONAN Repeat WS M

The Container Store of My Discontent Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Deadly Misunderstanding

Jessica tries to exonerate a temporary employee accused of her husband's murder.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas The girls volunteer at a homeless shelter on Christmas day and learn that Stan has been thrown out on the streets by his current wife.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Mary Has a Little Lamb The girls try to reconcile a pregnant teenage girl and her father. Meanwhile, Blanche starts to regret having written sympathetic "love" letters to a man in jail. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Fri Sep 2, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Cake

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

See You In Court, Baby

Dennis Stanton tries to clear a man of charges he murdered an unscrupulous divorce attorney.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS 1974 Repeat G

Swallows And Amazons

Delightful family viewing telling the story of two groups of children holidaying in England's beautiful Lake District in 1929. Their friendly rivalry and exciting exploits add adventure and colour to the tale. Based on one of England's most loved children's stories by Arthur Ransome.

Starring: Virginia McKenna, Ronald Fraser, Brenda Bruce, Jack Woolgar, J Franklyn Robbin

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

The Good Oil Harris' opium addiction nearly costs him his life when he is exposed during an investigation into an Italian crime family.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Make Believe Kate involves Jodi and Dave in an elaborate hoax to hoodwink her visiting grandmother. Alex is determined to learn more about his secretive overseer.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Great Expectations

Blanche is afraid to get too close to her boyfriend, even after he suffers a heart attack.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Triple Play Miles' daughter tells Rose to stop seeing him, Sophia has received over $100,000 in Social Security checks, and Blanche rents a car and pretends to sell it so that she can meet men.

17:00 STANSTED: THE INSIDE STORY Repeat WS PG

This observational series uses unparalleled access to lift the lid on one of the UKs busiest airports.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Grant An excited Ross must interview with a brilliant Nobel Prize-winning scientist for a prized paleontology grant, but the doctor also happens to be Charlie's obsessed ex-boyfriend. 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Home Study

Monica and Chandler have an unexpected surprise when the adoption worker who will decide the fate of their adoption hopes confesses that she was once romanced by a man named Joey in the same building who never returned her calls.

19:00 THE ZOO Captioned Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 WILD CARIBBEAN Repeat WS PG

Secret Shores A spectacular journey from Panama to Mexico, from the rainforests of the Panama Canal to the Barrier Reef of the Americas, the world's second largest coral system.

20:30 TBA Repeat G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

21:30 MYSTIC RIVER 2003 Captioned Repeat HD WS AV

Mystic River

The story of three childhood friends, Sean, Dave and Jimmy who are reunited 25 years later when they become linked in a murder investigation after Jimmy's oldest daughter is killed. Sean - a policeman on duty when Jimmy's daughter is murdered and Jimmy - an ex-con ready to take justice into his own hands.

Starring: Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Kevin Bacon, Laurence Fishburne, Marcia Gay Harden

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:15 CONAN Repeat WS M

The Umlaut Initiätive Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:10 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:40 HENRY VIII & HIS SIX WIVES 1972 Repeat PG

Henry VIII And His Six Wives

On his deathbed, King Henry VIII looks back over his eventful life and his six marriages.

Starring: Keith Michell, Donald Pleasence, Jane Asher, Charlotte Rampling

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

05:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

See You In Court, Baby

Dennis Stanton tries to clear a man of charges he murdered an unscrupulous divorce attorney.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams Sat Sep 3, 2011

06:00 SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS 1974 Repeat G

Swallows And Amazons

Starring: Virginia McKenna, Ronald Fraser, Brenda Bruce, Jack Woolgar, J Franklyn Robbin

08:00 POOL OF LONDON 1951 PG

Pool Of London A sailor gets away with small scale smuggling until he becomes involved in murder. Stars Bonar Colleano, Susan Shaw and Earl Cameron.

Starring: Susan Shaw, Renee Asherson, Moira Lister, Bonar Colleano

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

09:45 UP THE CHASTITY BELT 1972 Repeat WS PG

Up The Chastity Belt The Queen of England gives birth to twins and in order to protect the blood line, one is kept and the other is hidden in a pig sty and raised to think its mother is the pig.

Starring: Bill Frazer, Frankie Howerd, Graham Crowden, Roy Hudd, Hugh Paddick, Anna Quayle

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

11:40 THE TREASURE OF PANCHO VILLA 1955 Captioned Repeat PG

The Treasure Of Pancho Villa Three tough mercenaries rob a federal gold shipment in the United States, and head south for Mexico and a rendezvous with Pancho Villa. Greed and lust follow them on their danger-filled journey.

Starring: Rory Calhoun, Shelley Winters

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

13:40 BETRAYED 1954 Repeat PG

Betrayed

Academy Award winner Clark Gable stars with Lana Turner in this espionage thriller about a World War II Dutch resistance leader who must uncover a double agent among his trusted operatives before the Nazis receive information that will cost the lives of hundreds of Dutch underground fighters.

Starring: Clark Gable, Lana Turner, Victor Mature, Louis Calhern

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:00 THE THIEF WHO CAME TO DINNER 1973 Repeat WS PG

The Thief Who Came To Dinner When a computer analyst ditches the straight life, he teams up with a wealthy socialite to become a jewel thief, turning the tables on Houston's high society set.

Starring: Ryan O'Neal, Jacqueline Bissett, Warren Oates, Jill Clayburgh, Charles Cioffi, Ned Beatty

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Clinton Avenue Memoirs Sophia is suffering from memory problems so decides to make a trip back to her old Brooklyn home in the hope of rekindling her fading past.

19:30 SECRET DEALERS Repeat WS PG

Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them.

20:30 CSI: NY Captioned HD WS M

Tales From The Undercard A man dressed in a gladiator costume is found buried beneath a slab of concrete at a construction site after blood bubbles to the surface.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence 21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Sunblock

Strange events begin to happen as the CSI team tracks down a serial killer who killed during a solar eclipse.

22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Dead Doll (Part 2) With time, the weather and the desert against them, the CSI team must find Sara before she dies from the "Miniture Killer's" attack.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:25 CONAN Repeat WS M

The Indiscriminate Highlighter Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 SWEET BIRD OF YOUTH 1962 Repeat HD WS M

Sweet Bird Of Youth

In his quest to become a movie star, Chance Wayne (Newman) will use anyone--the girlfriend he left behind and the actress who pays for the affection of a handsome young man. But when Chance comes home, his good looks may not protect him from the wrath of the people he has hurt.

Starring: Paul Newman, Geraldine Page, Shirley Knight

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Drug Use

04:05 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

Don't Nail Him Yet

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

05:05 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Clinton Avenue Memoirs Sophia is suffering from memory problems so decides to make a trip back to her old Brooklyn home in the hope of rekindling her fading past.

05:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Repeat WS G

Chloe shows us some innovative compost recycling projects and Matt has some good ideas on ways to tidy up the garden hose. Plus, Trevor features the Highline, a renovated elevated railway track that runs kilometres through New York City that has been turned into one amazing elevated garden project that is incredibly popular with the locals.