Not even My Jesus Tite can save Brain Kubo you now
UNLIMITED BLEACH WORKS By
Kamikaze Lobos DJ Date Masamune Tite Kubo BASIC OVERVIEW Audience Timeline of Bleach Both anime & manga Will give you the ‘quick’ & dirty about Bleach So you can insult it more effectively If you blink you’ll miss, like, 20+ characters No, seriously, you will Will also cover the less than savory ‘derp’ moments of Breachu More on the logic bomb side & less on the random animation quality drop Basically, 2 panels in 1, did the ‘derp’ one as a separate panel with a friend Feel free to comment/question, otherwise I’ll be zooming through this, trust me If you want me to repeat/clarify something, just ask 2
ALSO…
Totally fudging the grouping /names of some of these arcs TL; DR Check my blog for a link to actual arc names
However, used most of the accurate arc names Also, ALL THE SPOILERS will be in effect Being a timeline of Bleach –up to the most current chapter- no ‘spoiler’ will be spared, you’ve been warned
Italiano Bleach(?) 3 FINALLY…
The flow of the presentation: Intro. of arc Showcase of characters introduced in the arc en masse Individual characters & their ‘stats’ Truncated synopsis of arc ‘Derp’ moments associated w/ arc Rinse & repeat
4 Or Ichigo getting the You can never crap beaten have too much out of him >.> Grimmjow >.<
LET’S DO THIS!!
5 ARC: SUBSTITUTE
In other words, the “Hey! It’s Yu Yu Hakusho, again >.<” arc… >.>
6 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Will address these 2 later
Ichi-gumi 7 SUBSTITUTE SHINGIGAMI: ICHIGO KUROSAKI
Zanpaktou: Zangetsu/Tensa Zangetsu 8 QUINCY: ISHIDA URYUU
9 STRONG SILENT TYPE: CHAD YASUTORA
10 CLOUD CUCKOO LANDER: ORIHIME INOUE
11 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Major B.G. Characters 12 HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS…
Mizuiro Kojima Asano Keigo
Chizuru Honsho
Tatsuki Arisawa
13 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Kon
Kurosaki’s Sisters Yuzu & Karin
Mizuho Asano
Don Kanonji
Other Characters 14 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Basically, introduces us to the major & minor cast in Karakura town Shows how awesome Kyo—Ichigo is (>.>) Shows how awesome his Dad is & the world of Hollow & their biology Shows the responsibilities & duties of Shinigami
15 ARC: SOUL SOCIETY (THE ENTRY & THE RESCUE) In other words, the “Save Rukia” arc… >.>
16 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Captains 17 1ST DIVISION, CAPTAIN COMMANDER: GENRYUSAI YAMAMOTO
Zanpakuto: Ryujin Jakka Bankai: Zanka no Tachi 18 2ND DIVISION: SOI FON (SUI-FENG)
Zanpakuto: Suzemabachi Bankai: Jakuho Raikoben 19 3RD DIVISION: GIN ICHIMARU
Zanpakuto: Shinsou Bankai: Kamishini no Yari 20 4TH DIVISION: RETSU UNOHANA
Zanpakuto: Minazuki 21 5TH DIVISION: SOUSUKE AIZEN
Zanpakuto: Kyoka Suigetsu 22 6TH DIVISION: KUCHIKI BYAKUYA
Zanpakuto: Senbonzakura Bankai: Senbonzakura Kageyoshi 23 7TH DIVISION: SAJIN KOMAMURA
Zanpakuto: Tenken Bankai: Kokujo Tengen Myo’o 24 8TH DIVISION: SHUNSUI KYOURAKU
Zanpakuto: Katen Kyokotsu 25 9TH DIVISION: TOUSEN KANAME
Zanpakuto: *Suzumushi Bankai: Suzumushi Tsuishiki: Enma Korogi 26 10TH DIVISION: TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA
Zanpakuto: Hyorinmaru Bankai: Daiguren Hyorinmaru 27 11TH DIVISION: KENPACHI ZARAKI
Zanpakuto: ~none~ 28 12TH DIVISION: MAYURI KUROTSUCHI
Zanpakuto: Ashisogi Jizo Bankai: Konjiki Ashisogi Jizo 29 13TH DIVISION: UKITAKE JUSHIRO
Zanpakuto: Sogyo no Kotowari 30 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Vice Captains 31 1ST DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: CHOJIRO TADAOKI SASAKIBE
Zanpakuto: Gonryomaru 32 2ND DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: OMAEDA MARECHIYO
Zanpakuto: Gegetsuburi 33 3RD DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: IZURU KIRA
Zanpakuto: Wabisuke 34 4TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: ISANE KOTETSU
Zanpakuto: Itegumo 35 5TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: HINAMORI MOMO
Zanpakuto: Tobiume 36 6TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: RENJI ABARAI
Zanpakuto: Zabimaru Bankai: Hihio Zabimaru 37 7TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: IBA TETSUZAEMON
Zanpakuto: Nejibana 38 8TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: NANAO ISE
Zanpakuto: ~none(?)~ 39 9TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: SHUHEI HISAGI
Zanpakuto: Kazeshini 40 10TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: MATSUMOTO RANGIKU
Zanpakuto: Haineko 41 11TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: YACHIRU KUSAJISHI
Zanpakuto: ~nothing listed~ 42 12TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: NEMU KUROTSUCHI
Zanpakuto: ~none~ 43 13TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: KAIEN SHIBA (FORMERLY), SENTARO KOTSUBAKI & KIYONE KOTETSU
~none listed for both~ 44 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Yumechika Ayasegawa
Ikkaku Madarame
Eikichiro Saido
Yasochika Iemura
Makizo Aramaki
12th division peeps Akon, Hoyosu, & Rin
Other Characters 45 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC CONT.
Urahara Kisuke
Urahara Shop peeps
Tessai, Jinta, Ururu
Black cat, Yoruichi That’s clearly a male cat ~.~
Hanatarou Yamada
Other Characters 46 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Ganju Shiba
Kuukaku Shiba
Kaien Shiba
Shiba clan 47 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Hollow Ichigo 48 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Central 46
King of Soul Society
4 Gate Keepers
Hollows Namely, King Fisher
Other Groups 49 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
As per the name of the arc, Ichigo & his newly acquainted friends rush to Soul Society & Sereitei to save Rukia from execution Get to meet waaay too many characters Captains Vice captains The Shiba clan To never be heard from again -.- Introduces the political structure of Soul Society The structure of the Rukongai districts & their sentiments towards the Shinigami Ichigo learns Bankai ….other things >.> Oh, yeah, that ‘Kuro neko’? Black/Indian/Brazilian/”ambiguously brown” lady 50
TIME FOR SOME DERPS! UKITAKE: SICK FOREVER..?!
He’s always sick, no matter how far back the flashback goes Born sick(?)
52 KOMAMURA
So Shinigami are the reincarnation of human souls, which explains their human appearance …Enter Komamura, the dog-beast-animal captain of Squad 7. Is he reincarnated from a human or is there a secret tribe of talking beast people on Earth? And why is Komamura the only one in the whole of Seireitei?
53 AIZEN’S ZANPAKTOU: KYOUKA SUIGETSU
Can put opponent under complete hypnosis If they saw it’s shikai Basically, game breaker/Tite Kubo, Trollmaster, power to the max -.- You could try to win, but you won’t, b/c f*ck you, that’s why >.>
54 SQUAD 4: IN EXTENDED THEORY
Why don’t they assign smaller platoons of S4 people to each Squad? They specialize @ healing kido Every Squad would have healers on-call Wouldn’t have to worry about own Squad members knowing how to heal Basically, Gotei 13 is not utilizing their resources properly
55 ARISTOCRACY OF SOUL SOCIETY
Why?! It’s the afterlife? Are people born in Soul Society’s aristocracy? How? Can they give birth in the afterlife? When were these families established? Why is one of them Indian/Black/ambiguously brown?
On that note, why aren’t there more Black/Indian/whatever people??? How did they become the aristocrats of Soul Society? Do they have a lot of money? So many questions, too few answers >.<*
56 SOUL SOCIETY: WHERE’S THE DIVERSITY?
Yoruichi & Tousen are both people of color, and apparently it’s just the two of them >.> Where are the other colored people ~.~
Were they ethnically cleansed by the Vandenreich?
Since we all know they’re basically Nazis -.-’
57 ARC: THE BOUNT
In other words, the “Still better than Twilight” arc… >.>
58 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Bount 59 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Mascots 60 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Ran’Tao
Other Characters 61 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Introduces you to another race almost completely squashed by good ‘ol “Captain Genocide” Goes through there struggles & tribulations Shows how cunning Kariya is Goes through both Ichigo & Ishida training to get their powers back Motto annoying mascot characters ~.~
62 ARC: ARRANCAR, INFILTRATE HUECO MUNDO, *BREAK*, MOTTO HUECO MUNDO, “SOME MORE BREAKS”, SOME MORE HUECO MUNDO
In other words, the “Motto Espada, Motto Derpiness, Motto Aneurisms, and Omega Clusterf**k” arc… >.> The Never Ending Arc
63 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
I’ll get to these shortly…probably
Arrancar 64 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Welp, you’d think Orihime being kidnapped –by a hot guy- would be the first & last part of that arc with everybody winning in the end, but no, too much to ask -.- Introduces hotter characters Grimmjow Totally not my fav chracter <.< More advanced Hollows Essentially, the “Guess what Aizen’s been doing?” arc ~.~ Also, the arc that might be the first & last time you ever respect Hitsugaya again X/ Ichigo & friends, as usual, jump into things way too early to save the precious tatas—I mean, Orihime Also, Nel, Dondoc-whatever, & Pesche 65 ARC: (FILLER) MINI-ARC: HOLLOW FORREST
In other words, the “When in doubt, add trees!!” arc… >.> Detour..?
66 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Ashido Kano 67 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Forest of Menos Grande & other high level Hollows Place where Menos Grande evolution takes place Basically, the ‘level grinding’ forest for Hollows Get to see a character cut out the manga So, official filler arc(?)
68 (BACK TO MAIN ARC): FREAKIN’ HUECO MUNDO MASTER COLLECTION, PT. 1
In other words, the “Motto sand, motto Spanish names” arc… >.> B/c Hueco Mundo is Mexico (?)
69 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
I’ll get to it eventually…X/
Arrancar 70 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Ichi-gumi finally makes it through the desert & forest to the unnecessarily gigantic palace of chairs, pillars, & hallways What happens: Espada Aaroniero & Grimmjow (D,X) are defated Ishida & Renji started fighting Aporro (a.k.a. “The Rapist”) Ichigo reunites with Lady Tatas with another b*tch in tow >.> Ulquiorra nearly kills Ichigo…again <.<
71 ARC: NEW CAPTAIN/PRINCESS
I.E., the “Time for a break from Bleach” arc… >.>
72 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Rurichiyou Kasumioji
Princess Crew 73 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Amagai Shusuke Makoto Kibune New Captain Crew 74 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Ummm…new captain & new Princess..? There’s really nothin’ more to say Of course, surprises of surprises, new captain Yamagi & friends were all there for an elaborate plan to take down Captain Genocide for what he did to his clan
75 TIME FOR SOME DERPS! SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
See vid (9:43)
77 (BACK TO MAIN ARC): FREAKIN’ HUECO MUNDO MASTER COLLECTION, PT. 2
In other words, the “Okay, I’m Back” part of the arc… >.>
78 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Wait for it…X/
Arrancar 79 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Uhh… Aporro, Nnoitra, Zommari are defeated in a “Big d**n Heroes” moment
Mayuri, Kenpachi, & Byakuya respectively
Plus, Unohana & Hantarou b/c you can never have too many medics Granted, same captains are trapped in Hueco Mundo by author avatar Aizen ~.~ Aizen infiltrates (fake) Karakura town with the other traitors
Met by the remainder captains & vice captains
80 *ARC WITHIN AN ARC: TURN BACK/STOP THE PENDULUM
In other words, the “Hey! I don’t have to gouge out my eyes for this one. Neat!” arc… >.>
81 Guess what? Same f’ing CHARACTERS FOR characters, but younger Squad 12 Squad 9 THIS ARC Squad 3 >.<
Squad 5
Squad 7 Squad 1
Squad 8 Squad 6 Squad 4
Squad 13 Squad 11 Squad 2 Old captains/Vice 82 Captain FORMER CAPTAIN, 2ND DIVISION: YORUICHI SHIHOIN
Zanpakuto: ~not known~ 83 FORMER CAPTAIN, 3RD DIVISION: ROJURO OTORIBASHI
Presently captain
Zanpakuto: Kinshara 84 FORMER CAPTAIN, 5TH DIVISION: SHINJI HIRAKO
Presently captain
Zanpakuto: Sakanade 85 FORMER CAPTAIN, 7TH DIVISION: LOVE AIKAWA
Zanpakuto: Tengumaru 86 FORMER CAPTAIN, 9TH DIVISION: KENSEI MUGURUMA
Presently captain
Zanpakuto: Tachikaze 87 FORMER CAPTAIN, 12TH DIVISION: URAHARA KISUKE
Zanpakuto: Benihime 88 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Former V. Captains 89 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Kido Corp 90 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Basically, what the Vizored were like before they were turned & (almost) executed Shows what Urahara was like while he was captain as well as Yoruichi Shows how Aizen f’ed up everything without getting caught, as per usual ~.~ Also, Gin & Tousen were loyal to him since the beginning
91 (BACK TO MAIN ARC): FREAKIN’ HUECO MUNDO MASTER COLLECTION, PT. 2.5
In other words, the “They couldn’t possibly have any more filler crap!” arc… >.>
92 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
WAIT FOR IT!!??
Arrancar 93 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Captains engage in fighting remaining Espada & fracciones While Aizen chills out with Gin & Tousen in a relative sauna o.O Meanwhile, Rukia & amgios engage the remaining forces in Hueco Mundo Ichigo vs. Ulquiorra forever & eien fight Seriously, the anime made this fight take way too long -.- Byakuya & Kenpachi engage in Yami/Yammy/whatevs
94 FILLER ARC: ZANPAKUTO REBELLION
I.E., the “I wish this was cannon” arc… >.>
95 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Zanpakutos 96 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Zanpaktous Cont. 97 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Basically, due to Muramasa (who had the most interesting VA for dub) & his weird rapist special ability, causes the Zanpakuto to ‘rebel’ & liberate themselves from their masters Cue Zanpakuto vs. Shinigami who are now at a distinct disadvantage Meanwhile, where the f is Kenpachi?!
Seriously, bring him back -.- In other news, Hyorinmaru is HOT! Even though he’s ice <.< Also, his dub VA is Travis Willingham, a.k.a. Roy mofo Mustang >.<
98 FILLER ARC: THE TOJU
I.E., the “lolz, I didn’t even know that happened” arc… >.>
99 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Toju 100 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Party @ Kuchikis tonigh—Oh, kami-sama, monsters >.< Cue Party Rock Anthem being cut short >.>
101 FILLER ARC: CLONE ARC
I.E., the “we’ve seriously ran out of ideas for filler arcs” arc… >.>
102 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Just imagine clones of all the other captain & vice captains with slightly better powers & purple electric eyes
Nozumi Kujo Kageroza Inaba
Yushima Oko Clones 103 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Really? It’s clones (mod souls) & creepy guys, that’s all you need to know Oh, & Kon’s supposed to be featured in this arc since he’s this arc’s focus -.- Not to mention, arc built around having Kenpachi vs. Kenpachi happen …multiple times ~.~
104 TIME FOR SOME DERPS! ŌKO YUSHIMA’S ZANPAKTOU: SUMITSUKIGASA
Slices space/can recreate it Duplicates an opponent’s attack In other words, you’re f****ed -.- Can be nye impossible to beat (unless you have the protagonist shield like Ichi-kun), and is pretty much a “f**k you, my weapon makes space/time my b*tch, whatcha gonna do now, sucka?!” weapon
106 CLONE ARC So one of the many filler arcs in Bleach includes a clone arc, where some dude -Oko Yushima/Kageroza- manages to clone almost all the captains and lieutenants Naturally this results in clone vs. original fights, and this naturally leads to the only reason Tite Kubo made this stupid arc, Kenpachi vs Kenpachi.
Of course the fight was so epic they had to resurrect the clone, which the antagonist can do as many times as he wants apparantly, and makes them fight two more times
This arc also features this ‘fan favorite’ as a main character Felix107 (BACK TO MAIN ARC): FREAKIN’ HUECO MUNDO MASTER COLLECTION, PT. 3, FINALE
I.E., the “I swear to God, if there’re anymore fillers…” arc… >.>
108 You already CHARACTERS FOR know these b*tches, but THIS ARC whatevs
Rebel Captains 109 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Espada 110 YAMMY LLARGO
Resurreccion: Ira
10/0/F*ck You
111 AARONIERO ARRURUERIE
Resurreccion: Glotoneria
9
112 SZAYEL APORRO GRANZ
Resurreccion: Fornicaras
8
113 ZOMMARI LEROUX
Resurreccion: Brujeria
7
114 GRIMMJOW JAEGERJAQUES
Resurreccion: Pantera
6
115 NNOITRA GILGA
Resurreccion: Santa Teresa
5
116 ULQUIORRA CIFER
Resurreccion: Murciélago
4
117 HALIBEL TIER
Resurreccion: Ola Azul
3
118 BARAGGAN LOUISENBAIRN
Resurreccion: Arrogante
2
119 STARRK COYOTE
Resurreccion: Los Lobos
1
120 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Nel
Former Espada 121 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Fracciones 122 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Fracciones Cont. 123 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Dordoni Alessandro Del Socaccio Gantenbainne Mosqueda
Cirucci Sanderwicci
Privaron 124 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Numeros & Others 125 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Ryuuken Ishida Isshin Kurosaki
Hot Dads 126 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Captains defeat the remainder Espada Ichi-kun defeats Ulquiorra in the most epic way possible My hatred for Orihime is rekindled X/ The horrible excuse for a 0/10th Espada is gone Leaving a masterless puppy(?) Wraps up Aizen’s B.S. fight(s) As well as multiple Pokemon like evolutions Gin’s gone for realz Final freakin’ Getsuga Tenshou >.< The only time Ichi-kun has more than 1 ability as a (fail) Shinigami Find out how the real Karakura town has been doing Cue more Aizen trollin’ scenes 127 TIME FOR SOME DERPS! ICHIGO’S DAD
A Shinigami, something that is never addressed by Ichigo or anyone really
So Ichigo is then third-human, third-Shinigami (i.e. dead spirit person), & third-hollow, how does that biology work? 129 THE LAST QUINCY…
….Guess not
130 HOGYOKU’S POWERS
Why did Urahara make something so powerful? What was its original purpose? What’s it made of? It can make your will into a reality, w/in limits…kind of..? Seemingly limitless powers Why does it recognize some wills & not others? Stronger wills conflict? So many questions, so little answers -,-
131 ARRANCAR BIOLOGY
So Arrancars are hollows that Aizen transformed using the magical bullsh*t device Hogyoku, they are reborn with human-like bodies and their own zanpakuto
Apparently hollows can have family because this guy is the brother of this guy
132 BLIND SECURITY GUARD
Wait, lolz, wut..?
133
ed *** B/c, B/c, you the King Or You know it’s not a notbig deal if even under the threat of having Soul Society and a living world town completely buttf don’t they lift a finger to do anything X/ • know, the 0 Squad wouldn’t have stopped you dead in your tracks… • himself… •
AIZEN BECOMING KAMI-SAMA SPECIAL SQUADS
Who? What? Why? FFFUUU~?! If they’re sooo important, why don’t we hear about them?! Especially Squad 0, WTF, who the heck are they, when do they actually go into action, where do they reside, are they in charge of a squad, just ffffuuuu~ >.<*
135 Gotta love some ghetto-a** heroes
136 ‘REAL FOOD’ IN HUECO MUNDO
Recap: Hollows don’t eat food, they survive off the spirit particles B.S. & souls, so son no necessitan comer ~.~ Aizen & crew, however, do need to eat They purportedly are having their food ‘imported’ in… Where the f*ck are they importing it from & how?! They’re traitors to Seireitei, who’s importing to them??? They don’t leave Hueco Mundo either, so W.T.F. -.-
137 THE HEART
138 FLOAT OR FLY
Seriously, pick one, you can’t have it both ways DX<
139 SEVERE LACK OF GUNS/PROJECTILE WEAPONS
Seriously, the closest they get to guns/projectile weapons most of the times are bazookas/missile launchers (Soi Fon’s Bankai) or nye semi-automatic mystical crossbows (Ryuuken Ishida) Heck, the most powerful Espada had a gun as a weapon 2 in fact
I wonder why he was No. 1…>.>
(Besides kamikaze lobos <.<)
140 ICHIGO STABBED THROUGH THE HEART, TWICE After Aizen infiltrates (fake) Karakura town
Before Grimmjow fight Girls’ screams power him up
141 ICHIGO’S (FAIL) SHINIGAMI ABILITIES
Ichigo’s Plan of Action: 1. Shikai release 2. Getsuga Tenshou 3. Bankai 4. Getsuga Tenshou far away 5. Getsuga Tenshou point-blank 6. Shunpou then Getsuga Tenshou 7. Encase Zangetsu in Getsuga Tenshou wave 8. Ummm… 9. Hollow mask 10. Repeat steps 4-7 142 11. No strategy? Motto.Getsuga.Tenshou! ORIHIME’S POWERS
Basically, reject reality But, she’s a woman, so she can’t use them properly ~.~
143 GRIMMJOW’S DOOR FAIL
See vid No, seriously, there was a door right there >.>
Lolz, you thought I’d take the door? F*ck you!
144 F**KING YAMMY
Esapda 10, Espada 0, whatevs, same diff >.>
145 KAMIKAZE LOBOS!!!
146 MULLET/BUTTERFLY POWER-UP
147 AIZEN IN GENERAL
His obsession with chairs Rape faces And general child molester/rapist vibes… Where’s the Law & Order: SVU crew when you need them -.-
Chair fetish Rapist/molester vibes in general
Rape faces 148 CENTRAL 46
So in the ever derping universe of Bleach there is the judicial branch known as the Central 46 made up of 46 nobles in Soul Society
Well..., they all got killed by dis b*tch
And then, when Aizen is defeated all 46 of them are magically replaced off-screen to deliver his punishment
149 REBUILDING SEIREITEI
So with battles in Seireitei comes collateral damage
But with the amount of battles in Bleach the entire Seireitei is rebuilt several times within less of a year
While this could technically be possible, they also manage to rebuild the giant cliff as well.
150
So, Bleach is over, right? I mean, Aizen’s gone, Ichigo has no power, an–
151 ‘Cause I’m TITe Kubo
152 (WHY ARE THEY STILL HAVING F’ING-!) ARC: SUBSTITUTE SHINIGAMI
In other words, the “…MOTHERF***ER!!!! Wai, what? They may have Grimmjow….I guess I’ll stay” arc… >.>
153 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Fullbring Users 154 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC
Ikumi Unagiya Daughter: Kaoru U.
Other Characters 155 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Fullbringers Retcon of origin story for Chad’s & Orihime’s powers Ichi-kun has to sit out while his friends handle Hollows Ichi-kun has jobs & is being productive Series seemingly starts to get a little bit better, then… Obvious betrayal from obvious suspects Memory alteration buffoonery Robbing of Ichi’s powers Oh, hai captains…who all have hair style changes(?) Moving right along ~.~ 156 TIME FOR SOME DERPS! FULLBRING POWERS & OTHER B.S.
Objects have souls..? Like Shintoism You can “steal” people’s powers? Can’t you ‘master’ more than one object? Can’t everyone become FB users? So, what makes them special? In theory, couldn’t you form an army of FB users? I don’t even… >.>
158 "GOOD/BLACK"
159 SOUL SOCIETY: OLDER THAN HUMANITY?
So according to Bleach, Soul Society has been around for over 1 million years, placing it before the development of human beings today Whether they look like humans in this before-humanity time is something only the Tite-meister can answer, if he even stopped to realize this derp moment 160 TSUKISHIMA
Can summon Hollows
161 Look out Aizen, you have competition in the rapist department 162 TIME SKIP
1 year 1 year
1 year 1 year
100 years
163 SUDDENLY…MOVIES
Memories of Nobody Diamond Dust Rebellion
164 Fade to Black Jigoku-hen/Hell Verse
THE END…
…OR IS IT..?
No, it f***ing isn’t X/
PRESENTLY…
The beginning of the end, the final arc,… The “Clearly Nazis” arc ~.~
How could you possibly end a series without mentioning Nazis?!
166 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS
Let’s just go over the major points, shall we?
167 SYNOPSES CON’T
Hallibel’s not dead Neither are her tres subordinates And Loly & Menoly But…1st Captain’s V. Captain is dead & he had Bankai Just wouldn’t use it ….& nothing of value was lost ~.~ Seriously, did anybody really even know his name before he died?! Come one! But it’s Sasakibe, F.Y.I. Naz—I mean, Quincy’s are back… B/c f**k you, that’s why & f**k all of Soul Society for that matter >.>
168 SYNOPSES CON’T
Oh, yeah, Nel & Peche, & the other one I don’t care for X/ Just the whole Mexican name thing is back in general, since Hueco Mundo is the Na—Qunicy’s base of operations
Headed by what looks to be a Conquistador ~.~ Maybe Grimmjow…maybe..? Even the V. Captains have hair style changes Why freakin’ now?!
‘Cept, you know, the (non)heterosexual life partners, Kyouraku & Ukitake Mayuri was right all along About the Qu—Na-Quincy’s -.- 169 SYNOPSES CON’T
Disappearances of Rukongai District ppl.
Your Mom 2 new B.S. Shinigami New Zangetsu look for Ichigo …I’d tap that >.>
170 SYNOPSES CON’T
Skip, skip… Intro. of a minor Vadenreich member Hollow + Quincy? Ichi-gumi goes back to Hueco Mundo Oh, look, it’s Nel & Pesche & Dondochakka …& Loly & Menoly (why?!) & the 3 putas de Halibel…& she’s alive
& me slamming my head on the table Kirgie mad trollin’ Ayon, of all…things Somebody holding Urahara at sword point For the love of all things holy, please be Grimmjow >.<
But it’s not like I like him or anything >.> Ichi-getting trapped in a spirit cage(?) while listening to his fellow Shinigami getting’ mercilessly slaughtered 171
SYNOPSES CON’T
Freakin’ captains getting’ defeated & their Zanpaktou spirits stolen left & right Possibly the worst strategy ever on captains’ part -.- Total defeat (& death!?) of beloved captains Kenpachi & Byakuya May still be hope for Kenpachi Freakin’ this… …in an implied curb stomp battle Needless to say, ruined my freakin’ day >.<*
172 SYNOPSES CON’T
The awesomeness which are the skills of Genryusai & a little bit of backstory The defeat of Juh—lolz, jk, doppleganger @.@ Annnnnddddd…
173 The point I pretty much lost my s**t Not to mention Juhabach basically told him, “Hey! If you were more ruthless like you used to be, you probably could have won. Nice try though ^.^” Then I lost it some more D,X>
174 SYNOPSES CON’T
Oh, yeah, & Aizen isn’t totally dead yet, just trollin’ as usual I’m not even going to go into the total despondency of the remaining captains @ Yamamoto’s defeat & death…
175 SYNOPSES CON’T
Oh, & reinforcements, just to rub your loss in your face
176 FINALLY…
Lolz, BTW… your Mom, & you by blood, may have been a Quincy herself, hence ridiculous powers At least that’s my guess >.> Oh, & the 0 Squad are on their way… 177 FINAL THOUGHTS…
So…something’s goin’ down in Hueco Mundo I wouldn’t be surprised if Ichigo has some type of super ‘perfect genetics’ thing where he’s part Shinigami, Quincy, & Hollow Or if him & Aizen had to team up at all Let all the hilarious “back up off me” hijinks begin ^.^ Wouldn’t be surprised if Grimmjow was a Vadenreich ~.~ Had some other random power up Where’s Kami-sama & the 0 Squad??!! What was Ichigo’s Mom? Was she part Quincy? What’s the deal ~.~ When’s Ryuuken gonna fight Whose freakin’ side is he (& by extension, Uryuu) gonna take?? 178 FINAL THOUGHTS…
Where the f**k is Unohana?! She’s one of the few captains who still hasn’t Bankai’d Technically speaking, with Unohana being such a skilled healer & Orihime’s reality warping powers, Byakuya & Genryusai may still have a chance at being brought back Albeit fairly slim >.> Where’s Holllow Ichigo!?!? So…what do the Nazis/Quincies plan to do post-total annihilation of Soul Society? High-fives & sake for everyone(?) Isn’t that going to screw up the after life I wonder if we’ll get to see that 5th Squad former captain who was promoted to 0 Squad in the Turn Back the Pendulum arc I wonder what Aizen-sama’s gonna do -.-
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