Not even My Jesus Tite can save Brain Kubo you now UNLIMITED BLEACH WORKS By Kamikaze Lobos DJ Date Masamune Tite Kubo BASIC OVERVIEW Audience Timeline of Bleach Both anime & manga Will give you the ‘quick’ & dirty about Bleach So you can insult it more effectively If you blink you’ll miss, like, 20+ characters No, seriously, you will Will also cover the less than savory ‘derp’ moments of Breachu More on the logic bomb side & less on the random animation quality drop Basically, 2 panels in 1, did the ‘derp’ one as a separate panel with a friend Feel free to comment/question, otherwise I’ll be zooming through this, trust me If you want me to repeat/clarify something, just ask 2 ALSO… Totally fudging the grouping /names of some of these arcs TL; DR Check my blog for a link to actual arc names However, used most of the accurate arc names Also, ALL THE SPOILERS will be in effect Being a timeline of Bleach –up to the most current chapter- no ‘spoiler’ will be spared, you’ve been warned Italiano Bleach(?) 3 FINALLY… The flow of the presentation: Intro. of arc Showcase of characters introduced in the arc en masse Individual characters & their ‘stats’ Truncated synopsis of arc ‘Derp’ moments associated w/ arc Rinse & repeat 4 Or Ichigo getting the You can never crap beaten have too much out of him >.> Grimmjow >.< LET’S DO THIS!! 5 ARC: SUBSTITUTE In other words, the “Hey! It’s Yu Yu Hakusho, again >.<” arc… >.> 6 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Will address these 2 later Ichi-gumi 7 SUBSTITUTE SHINGIGAMI: ICHIGO KUROSAKI Zanpaktou: Zangetsu/Tensa Zangetsu 8 QUINCY: ISHIDA URYUU 9 STRONG SILENT TYPE: CHAD YASUTORA 10 CLOUD CUCKOO LANDER: ORIHIME INOUE 11 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Major B.G. Characters 12 HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS… Mizuiro Kojima Asano Keigo Chizuru Honsho Tatsuki Arisawa 13 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Kon Kurosaki’s Sisters Yuzu & Karin Mizuho Asano Don Kanonji Other Characters 14 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS Basically, introduces us to the major & minor cast in Karakura town Shows how awesome Kyo—Ichigo is (>.>) Shows how awesome his Dad is & the world of Hollow & their biology Shows the responsibilities & duties of Shinigami 15 ARC: SOUL SOCIETY (THE ENTRY & THE RESCUE) In other words, the “Save Rukia” arc… >.> 16 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Captains 17 1ST DIVISION, CAPTAIN COMMANDER: GENRYUSAI YAMAMOTO Zanpakuto: Ryujin Jakka Bankai: Zanka no Tachi 18 2ND DIVISION: SOI FON (SUI-FENG) Zanpakuto: Suzemabachi Bankai: Jakuho Raikoben 19 3RD DIVISION: GIN ICHIMARU Zanpakuto: Shinsou Bankai: Kamishini no Yari 20 4TH DIVISION: RETSU UNOHANA Zanpakuto: Minazuki 21 5TH DIVISION: SOUSUKE AIZEN Zanpakuto: Kyoka Suigetsu 22 6TH DIVISION: KUCHIKI BYAKUYA Zanpakuto: Senbonzakura Bankai: Senbonzakura Kageyoshi 23 7TH DIVISION: SAJIN KOMAMURA Zanpakuto: Tenken Bankai: Kokujo Tengen Myo’o 24 8TH DIVISION: SHUNSUI KYOURAKU Zanpakuto: Katen Kyokotsu 25 9TH DIVISION: TOUSEN KANAME Zanpakuto: *Suzumushi Bankai: Suzumushi Tsuishiki: Enma Korogi 26 10TH DIVISION: TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA Zanpakuto: Hyorinmaru Bankai: Daiguren Hyorinmaru 27 11TH DIVISION: KENPACHI ZARAKI Zanpakuto: ~none~ 28 12TH DIVISION: MAYURI KUROTSUCHI Zanpakuto: Ashisogi Jizo Bankai: Konjiki Ashisogi Jizo 29 13TH DIVISION: UKITAKE JUSHIRO Zanpakuto: Sogyo no Kotowari 30 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Vice Captains 31 1ST DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: CHOJIRO TADAOKI SASAKIBE Zanpakuto: Gonryomaru 32 2ND DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: OMAEDA MARECHIYO Zanpakuto: Gegetsuburi 33 3RD DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: IZURU KIRA Zanpakuto: Wabisuke 34 4TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: ISANE KOTETSU Zanpakuto: Itegumo 35 5TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: HINAMORI MOMO Zanpakuto: Tobiume 36 6TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: RENJI ABARAI Zanpakuto: Zabimaru Bankai: Hihio Zabimaru 37 7TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: IBA TETSUZAEMON Zanpakuto: Nejibana 38 8TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: NANAO ISE Zanpakuto: ~none(?)~ 39 9TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: SHUHEI HISAGI Zanpakuto: Kazeshini 40 10TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: MATSUMOTO RANGIKU Zanpakuto: Haineko 41 11TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: YACHIRU KUSAJISHI Zanpakuto: ~nothing listed~ 42 12TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: NEMU KUROTSUCHI Zanpakuto: ~none~ 43 13TH DIVISION VICE CAPTAIN: KAIEN SHIBA (FORMERLY), SENTARO KOTSUBAKI & KIYONE KOTETSU ~none listed for both~ 44 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Yumechika Ayasegawa Ikkaku Madarame Eikichiro Saido Yasochika Iemura Makizo Aramaki 12th division peeps Akon, Hoyosu, & Rin Other Characters 45 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC CONT. Urahara Kisuke Urahara Shop peeps Tessai, Jinta, Ururu Black cat, Yoruichi That’s clearly a male cat ~.~ Hanatarou Yamada Other Characters 46 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Ganju Shiba Kuukaku Shiba Kaien Shiba Shiba clan 47 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Hollow Ichigo 48 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Central 46 King of Soul Society 4 Gate Keepers Hollows Namely, King Fisher Other Groups 49 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS As per the name of the arc, Ichigo & his newly acquainted friends rush to Soul Society & Sereitei to save Rukia from execution Get to meet waaay too many characters Captains Vice captains The Shiba clan To never be heard from again -.- Introduces the political structure of Soul Society The structure of the Rukongai districts & their sentiments towards the Shinigami Ichigo learns Bankai ….other things >.> Oh, yeah, that ‘Kuro neko’? Black/Indian/Brazilian/”ambiguously brown” lady 50 TIME FOR SOME DERPS! UKITAKE: SICK FOREVER..?! He’s always sick, no matter how far back the flashback goes Born sick(?) 52 KOMAMURA So Shinigami are the reincarnation of human souls, which explains their human appearance …Enter Komamura, the dog-beast-animal captain of Squad 7. Is he reincarnated from a human or is there a secret tribe of talking beast people on Earth? And why is Komamura the only one in the whole of Seireitei? 53 AIZEN’S ZANPAKTOU: KYOUKA SUIGETSU Can put opponent under complete hypnosis If they saw it’s shikai Basically, game breaker/Tite Kubo, Trollmaster, power to the max -.- You could try to win, but you won’t, b/c f*ck you, that’s why >.> 54 SQUAD 4: IN EXTENDED THEORY Why don’t they assign smaller platoons of S4 people to each Squad? They specialize @ healing kido Every Squad would have healers on-call Wouldn’t have to worry about own Squad members knowing how to heal Basically, Gotei 13 is not utilizing their resources properly 55 ARISTOCRACY OF SOUL SOCIETY Why?! It’s the afterlife? Are people born in Soul Society’s aristocracy? How? Can they give birth in the afterlife? When were these families established? Why is one of them Indian/Black/ambiguously brown? On that note, why aren’t there more Black/Indian/whatever people??? How did they become the aristocrats of Soul Society? Do they have a lot of money? So many questions, too few answers >.<* 56 SOUL SOCIETY: WHERE’S THE DIVERSITY? Yoruichi & Tousen are both people of color, and apparently it’s just the two of them >.> Where are the other colored people ~.~ Were they ethnically cleansed by the Vandenreich? Since we all know they’re basically Nazis -.-’ 57 ARC: THE BOUNT In other words, the “Still better than Twilight” arc… >.> 58 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Bount 59 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Mascots 60 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Ran’Tao Other Characters 61 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS Introduces you to another race almost completely squashed by good ‘ol “Captain Genocide” Goes through there struggles & tribulations Shows how cunning Kariya is Goes through both Ichigo & Ishida training to get their powers back Motto annoying mascot characters ~.~ 62 ARC: ARRANCAR, INFILTRATE HUECO MUNDO, *BREAK*, MOTTO HUECO MUNDO, “SOME MORE BREAKS”, SOME MORE HUECO MUNDO In other words, the “Motto Espada, Motto Derpiness, Motto Aneurisms, and Omega Clusterf**k” arc… >.> The Never Ending Arc 63 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC I’ll get to these shortly…probably Arrancar 64 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS Welp, you’d think Orihime being kidnapped –by a hot guy- would be the first & last part of that arc with everybody winning in the end, but no, too much to ask -.- Introduces hotter characters Grimmjow Totally not my fav chracter <.< More advanced Hollows Essentially, the “Guess what Aizen’s been doing?” arc ~.~ Also, the arc that might be the first & last time you ever respect Hitsugaya again X/ Ichigo & friends, as usual, jump into things way too early to save the precious tatas—I mean, Orihime Also, Nel, Dondoc-whatever, & Pesche 65 ARC: (FILLER) MINI-ARC: HOLLOW FORREST In other words, the “When in doubt, add trees!!” arc… >.> Detour..? 66 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Ashido Kano 67 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS Forest of Menos Grande & other high level Hollows Place where Menos Grande evolution takes place Basically, the ‘level grinding’ forest for Hollows Get to see a character cut out the manga So, official filler arc(?) 68 (BACK TO MAIN ARC): FREAKIN’ HUECO MUNDO MASTER COLLECTION, PT. 1 In other words, the “Motto sand, motto Spanish names” arc… >.> B/c Hueco Mundo is Mexico (?) 69 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC I’ll get to it eventually…X/ Arrancar 70 TRUNCATED SYNOPSIS Ichi-gumi finally makes it through the desert & forest to the unnecessarily gigantic palace of chairs, pillars, & hallways What happens: Espada Aaroniero & Grimmjow (D,X) are defated Ishida & Renji started fighting Aporro (a.k.a. “The Rapist”) Ichigo reunites with Lady Tatas with another b*tch in tow >.> Ulquiorra nearly kills Ichigo…again <.< 71 ARC: NEW CAPTAIN/PRINCESS I.E., the “Time for a break from Bleach” arc… >.> 72 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Rurichiyou Kasumioji Princess Crew 73 CHARACTERS FOR THIS ARC Amagai Shusuke