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You see, Abby has the wIts to hook a would-be suit high schoolers? name of sOlllerhing like, let's say, SportsCt'IIfer, then or, but she doesn't thInk she has the looks to seal the deal. you have to fit G·/tic Pride into your lineup. Dan "I can't bare to see my own stuff," says Janeane Garofalo. "Oh my God, It's so Feeling Aykroyd goes to desperate measures - while draw unpleasant," she says about seeIng herself on a huge screen - every flaw, times 10. Minnesota ing lots of laughs - to supporr his f.1Vorite group of You may only know her as the crazy roommate and Gap prIncess In Reality Bites. Fi""Lil1( ball bouncers. But she's a seasoned actress and stand-Up comedIenne - we tracked her down The notion is thar between shows In St. LouIs - and she was a cast member of Saturday Night Lille. You weddings bring our Mulholland wouldn't expect such a pro to hate to see herself In the movIes. the best in people. 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The group comedy, but acting gives her the froedom and financial stability to go for her true love. you run inro his brother, played by Keanu makes up its own rules to enforce the law until Garofalo says thore's a bIg dIfference botween comody, which she creates; and actIng, Reeves, and accidenrally have sex wirh him glitches in a rourine murder case threaten the statuS whIch Involves dialogue created by somoono else, while rhe guesrs arc still caring the cake. Oops. of the whole department. Sounds vaguely "[Acting) can bo very boring .. , If you're sayIng dIalogue that you·don't think Is Cameron Diaz (The Mtlsk) is the lucky bride. lamil. .. sorry. InterestIng," she says. "But at the same tIme, It's better than workIng In a factory." 24U_ Magazine • April 1996 .