Volume 74 , Issue 9 May 6, 2011 Terrorist Osama Bin Laden dead By An n e b e l l e Ch o i with Obama’s statement. “This Staff Writer represents a defining moment in history,” he said. On Sunday night, May 1, “[Bin Laden] just stands President Obama announced to behind an idea, but does not em- the nation that Osama Bin Laden body it. It doesn’t end with him is dead. and it should not be very signifi- The cause of his death was cant,” shared Sophomore Ryan the effort of a U.S. military op- Janowski. eration in “It’s a Abbottabad, good thing,” P a k i s t a n . Junior Bon- The target jovy Dizon, was the com- photo courtesy of Mr. Runyan says. “It’s pound where good for those From left to right: (First Row) Gabriel Pollack, Andrea Posantes, Rachel Chavez, Sharlyn Morales, and Bin Laden who have had Brian Sanchez. (Second Row) Carlos Santiago, Sergio Sanchez, Adrian Gonzales, Teodoro Antonio, was thought hardships be- Karmina Padgett, Nicole Acevedo, Noah Luke, Daisy Garcia, Mr. Runyan. (Third Row) Zack Lieber, to be in hid- cause of [Bin Andres Huerta, Thomas Pena, Chris Castro and Thomas Gauna. ing. During Laden] and this attack, the many peo- a team of ple who have Breaking barriers through Skills USA A m e r i c a n been killed by forces killed By St e p h a n i e Ok u a k i a n d Je ss i c a and shoot for the stars is one of nio, an ESL student at Cleveland, him.” Bin Laden photo illustration by Ryan Drantch Ho n g the most rewarding things to do didn’t just conquer nine grueling The opin- and took his Guest Writers in life. It doesn’t get any better hours of a carpentry competition ions on this issue may vary, but body into their possession. than working with young people in the San Diego heat. He also this announcement seems to have The 9/11 attacks that were Seven Cleveland High and watching them grow and suc- faced language barriers and a shy brought a degree of peace to the orchistrated by Bin Laden and School students took home med- ceed,” he added. nature to win in his event. American people and justice back his associates. The attacks have als in the annual Skills USA Runyan also took home hon- Antonio recently shared his to the world. left an tension and uneasiness in Competition, held this past week- ors this year. He was named “Ad- experience of working under the “Mass murderers must be the people of America, but now, end in San Diego. visor of the Year” for the state of pressure of a challenging compe- brought to justice.” says teacher according to President Obama, Skills USA is a national orga- California. In addition, he was in- tition filled with high performing Wayne Basinger. And justice has “Justice has been done.” nization with more than 330,000 strumental in garnering more than students with Runyan’s period been brought. Various teachers and students members nationwide aimed at $2,000 in donations for his Skills five Urban Planning class. The death of Bin Laden is a at the Land have been vocal about helping students develop their USA team from the West Valley “I remember when Mr. Ru- shocking event in American his- their reactions to this develop- skill and leadership abilities in Post of the Veterans of Foreign nyan used to stand in front of the tory. The man behind the death of ment in our country. their vocational area of interest. Wars association. entire class and speak to us and thousands is put to an end. Teacher Bill Diebold agrees This year’s state-level competi- However, he was much more I had trouble understanding what tion drew about 1,500 people interested in sharing his students’ exactly he was saying. As I was Cleveland Prom candidates with competitions in more than accomplishments. born in Mexico, I came to Cleve- 50 categories. Cleveland took home gold land as an ESL student and had “Over the past 28 years that I By Ol i v i a Fo x I began high school so I decided medals in Carpentry, Extempo- difficulties with the English lan- Staff Writer to run because I believe it would have been the advisor for Cleve- raneous Speech, and Practical guage,” he told the class. be a fun experience and a great land’s Chapter of Skills USA, Nursing. Students also won silver “However, it is through the As the year is nearing its memory I would have if I were to this year has been the most amaz- medals in Job Skills Demonstra- environment and personal inter- end, one of the biggest events for win,” said Saad. ing opportunity for me to be with tion and Architectural Design, and action of the drafting class that I the upperclassmen is just around This modest and optimistic some of the finest students we bronze medals in Job Interview took with Mr. Runyan that I was the corner: Prom. While there feeling about running for either have ever had,” said Advisor Don and Extemporaneous Speech. able to work on my barrier with are many debates as to what the Prom King or Queen was com- Runyan. One student in particular English, through the help of my perfect dress is or which type of mon amongst most of the can- “To be with young people overcame numerous challenges fellow students and teacher Mr. flower should be used in the cor- didates, but one of them, Kevin who want to better themselves to reach the gold. Teodoro Anto- (story continued on page 2) sage, one of the most memorable Somoza, running for Prom King, and favored aspects of prom is the looked at the title a little differ- royalty; the Prom King and the ently. CORE, I.S. Coordinator Leaving Position Prom Queen. “I think people should vote This year there are many can- me Prom King because I’m char- By Ol i v i a Fo x be the new assistant coordinator. land High School for twelve didates who are running for this ismatic but still a really normal Staff Writer “I’m excited about the op- years. year’s Prom King or Queen. But dude. Usually it’s an athlete that As of next year, the CORE portunity. I know it is going to In addition to this change re- the real question is who to vote wins or some really uptight over- program will go through some be more work, but it is something garding the Magnet Coordinator for. Well, some of the candidates achiever that is class president drastic changes. Gabriel Lem- that I am very good at, which is position, there are also changes for this year’s Prom Royalty gave or something,” he explained. “I mon, the current Magnet Coordi- managing budgets and taking happening with the other teach- their statements as to why their just feel it’s time for an ordinary nator, will be leaving his position care of administrative duties,” ers. fellow classmates should vote for slacker, a run-of-the-mill sort of to move to Mexico City, Mexico. says Basinger confidently. Tara Siegel, a CORE 9 and them. guy, to take one home,” shared There, he will be working “This is my home and will CORE 11 teacher, is also going “Well, some people say that Somoza, frustrated with the cli- as the assistant principal at the always be my home,” Lemmon to be leaving next year to move I deserve it and others say that I ché prom story. American School Foundation, the said bittersweetly while ponder- to New York. She herself gradu- should just win it, but all-in-all So Cavs, it’s now up to you school that his kids will also at- ing about his past thirteen years ated from the Magnet program, I’m just doing it for fun,” Charles to pick who you are going to vote tending. running this program. and like Lemmon, she is having a Balcom, a candidate for the King for. Take a walk around campus “I am going to try to take Lemmon says that he feels hard time parting with CORE. title at Prom 2011, said with a and look at the posters that these what I learned here and apply it absolutely secure and sure about Siegel hopes also to stay smile. candidates, as well as the rest of somewhere else,” Lemmon ex- leaving this program in the hands in education, “carrying on the Prom is definitely a fun event the candidates, have posted. Each plains regarding his new occupa- of Macon and Basinger. Cleveland spirit,” she explains. and memory as agreed by Marlene candidate represents something tion. “Ms. Macon has been one of I.S. (Interdisciplinary Stud- Saad, a Prom Queen candidate. different, and now it’s the time Once Lemmon leaves, Jenni- my best friends,” the administra- ies) is also ran by Lemmon, and “Well, running for Prom Queen to decide who represents Prom fer Macon, will be the new coor- tor kindly says regarding his col- the question is, who will run I.S.? has been in my mind ever since King and Prom Queen. dinator and Wayne Basinger will league, who has worked at Cleve- 2 News Le Sabre May 6, 2011 Club Connections: Shoe drive News Flash By Josselin Flores “I got an e mail from Sports well,” she said. Staff Writer Chalet and it started from there,” With the participation of Since the tragic incident that she said. Club Connections ran Club Connection members, they occurred in Japan, many people with the idea, “They made flyers were able to get the word out and here in the U.S have tried to find and put them around the school. encourage people to participate. ways to lend a helping hand in- We also asked a few teachers to “We wanted to help out and get cluding students from the land. ask their classes,” said Gray. stuff done,” said Senior Yesenia Sports Chalet sent out emails “We were going to fundraise, Basilo. And with all their efforts, asking for their customer’s partic- but then the president brought up they were able to do so much. “It ipation. Club Connections heard the idea of the shoe drive,” com- felt great to give back to the com- about it, was able to participate, mented Senior Stephanie Her- munity,” said Basilo. and donated 250 pair of gently rera. “It felt good to contribute to worn shoes by April 8th “The organization we were the misfortunate children in Ja- Judy Gray, a Cleveland teach- going to work with was Souls for pan,” said Posantes, with a smile er, was the one to inform Club Soles,” said Senior Andrea Pos- on her face. antes. “All in all, it all worked out Connections of the shoe drive. Friends and family mourn near accident site on photo by Joel Rosa Wednesday, April 21. The man with a plan Teen bicyclist killed by hit-and By Ja s o n Dr a n t c h ity, so knowing the right balance Autry Museum on May 7. Editor-in-Chief is difficult and Eddie usually gets Planning prom has been a lot -run driver in Canoga Park Senior Year is the year that it right and can step in and cor- harder than Gonzalez anticipated, every high school student can- rect course, so I don’t have to,” due to the forms and newsletters By Jo e l Ro s a was on the far right lane and un- not wait for. Senior Social, Senior explained Senior Board Advisor that need to be processed to pub- News Editor harmed. “Please report your self, Luncheon, and Senior Prom are Danielle Aucoin. licise the event. Police were searching for a everybody’s hurt,” said Jordan just some of the events that stu- With Aucoin and Frida Ro- “I think prom is going to be hit-and-run driver after the driv- Trejos, a close friend of Romero dents wait four years to experi- driguez there as advisors to steer unforgettable. Our theme goes er struck and killed a 17-year- from El Camino High School. ence. Senior Board in the right direc- back to the 1920s and is called old bicyclist in Canoga Park on Trejos also said, “He liked to Eddie Gonzalez, the 2011 Se- tion, Gonzalez is able to make ‘Roaring 20’11,’” he said. “I think Wednesday, April 21. ride bikes, he was a good soccer nior Class President, is in charge sure everyone’s ideas are heard. people will be surprised to see the German Alex Romero was player, he was just laid back.” of making it all happen. “I make sure everyone has a say dimensions that the Gene Autry riding his bike with a friend Romero was a senior at El “I had been considering run- in what our blue-print looks like, has to work with. It’s a beautiful around 9 p.m. along De Soto Ave. Camino High School and recent- ning for President for a really and then we all move forward,” venue and one of Los Angeles’ where he was struck from behind ly transferred to Chatsworth High long time. I didn’t think I would he said. most well-kept secrets.” by a vehicle between Saticoy and School. actually run, or win for that mat- “Eddie is very conscien- Besides being Senior Class Valerio St. A memorial of flowers, can- ter, but I knew it was something I tious—he is great about his fol- President, Gonzalez writes scripts Police say that the driver dles, balloons, and a bike were set wanted to do,” said Gonzalez. low through and always manages and produces segments as an ex- sped off in a silver Toyota Corolla up near the site of the accident as He did end up running and to cover all the bases. I know that ecutive producer on KCAV and or Camry hatchback. Romero was friends and family gathered to re- was voted Senior Class President if I have anything that needs to can be seen on the show weekly. pronounced dead at the scene. member Romero. last May. get done, I can let him know and In addition, he is also a member Police say Romero’s friend His interest in politics and he takes care of delegating the of the honorary Ephebian Society government has helped him task to the appropriate person on on campus. Skills USA (Continued from page 1) be successful at his job. “I had Senior Board. He works well with Gonzalez is not quite ready shown a lot of leadership inside just about everyone, and he is not to pass the torch to the next Se- Although Cleveland no lon- land High went wild,” the advi- and outside of school, particularly afraid to sit down with people and nior Class President just yet, but ger has a carpentry class, Antonio sor recalled. “This shows that in student government programs. let them know if they are not fol- he does have some advice to of- used what he had learned from whether you have advantages or My peers were also worried about lowing through and doing their fer. working with his own father and disadvantages in one way or an- how our Senior Year would turn job,” said Aucoin. “For next year’s Senior Class Runyan’s drafting course to com- other in life, such as mastering out and I felt I had fresh ideas and So far this year, events President I would have to say, stay pete and win against 12 students the English language, don’t let it a great vision on how to make such as the Senior Social, Senior organized, lead by example and from high schools that teach hold you back. Persistence and the best of our Senior Year,” he woodworking on a daily basis. He dedication do pay off.” stated. won the competition by building Antonio will represent Cali- The job of Senior Class Pres- “Eddie is very conscientious—he is the best dog house. fornia in June in Kansas City at ident is no easy task. He has to “I felt very good and com- the national Skills USA, along make sure the other 32 members great about his follow through and al- fortable. I knew that I had done with the other gold medalists from of Senior Board are all informed. ways manages to cover all the bases” my best. The best part of the Cleveland and other schools. He has oversight on all of the process was being able to apply “I’m proud of all the students event planning committees and the skills and lessons that I had at Cleveland High and I want all makes sure that they are taking Skate Night, and Senior Luncheon don’t get senioritis. The position learned over the past years in the the students at Cleveland High to the necessary steps to complete have all been big successes due to is run year-round with no breaks drafting program,” Antonio said. know that there is a chance for getting the event ready. his leadership and organization in between; the work doesn’t end Runyan credited Antonio’s them to be successful,” Runyan “The biggest difficulty lies in abilities. Gonzalez said, “It is so when the bell rings,” stated Gon- determination and work ethic for summed up. “The hot tip for the the uncontrollable nature of the much more than working with zalez. his win. day is to discover who you are, organization and the amount of thirty other Senior Board mem- The man with a plan has “When the medals were take charge of your life, make detail that goes into each event. bers and telling them what must been very successful at his job awarded in front of fifteen hun- good decisions, don’t let bumps You have to allow for a certain be done; on the contrary, we work this year. He and Senior Board dred students and advisors, and in the road slow you down, stay amount of freedom when you del- together to create a vision.” have used their magic touch to they got to the gold medal and positive, and go for what you egate authority, but there also has Gonzalez and the rest of Se- give the senior class a reason to called out Teodoro’s name from want no matter how challenging to be oversight and accountabil- nior Board have one more vision smile and enjoy their last year of Cleveland High School, Cleve- your life seems to be.” to create: Senior Prom at the Gene high school.

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Opinions Editor: Camille Jackson Staff Photographer: Michael Barba As the staff of Le Sabre, we strive to objectively cover the entire Cleveland Features Editor: Rachel Leeper Adviser: Coleen Bondy Entertainment Editor: Artha Ghorayshi High School community, including all small learning communities and the Sports Editor: April Kim diverse interests of the student body, faculty, and surrounding neighborhoods. Photoshop Editors: Richard Yoo We aim to engage and involve the student body by providing accurate infor- Layout Editor: Gwendolyn Wu mation while upholding the highest standards of journalistic ethics. May 6, 2011 Le Sabre Opinions 3 Where is LAUSD’s budget going? By Za c h Li e b e r dollars. Food services were listed of the schools costs. Realistically Staff Writer as zero percent; however the costs speaking, does one student go It is no surprise that LAUSD amounted to $0.2 million. through $9,300 in supplies? has no money to spare. It is also There are a slew of other What else do students use? known, however, that LAUSD is given money to allow students to have free education. So where does all the money go? Many Pupil transportation accounts for two percent teachers are losing their jobs, and of LAUSD’s budget yet amounts to eleven million students will suffer from it. We dollars. have a right to know where the funds are going. Pupil transportation accounts for two percent of LAUSD’s bud- costs in the books and supplies The books do not cost $9,300 get yet amounts to eleven million category, and the total for those per student through their school photo illustration by Mason Dang dollars. I know gas prices are up, is only $515 million. The total career. However, the 20 other but that is a massive sum of mon- operating costs is $710 million, largest urban districts are funded Bathroom renovations: Good or bad? ey and only amounts to two per- the total capital outlay expenses $10,400 for each student on av- cent of LAUSD’s expenses. Non- are $37 million. That is $1,262 erage. By Ed w a r d Ch o i door, and although the interior Capitalized Equipment accounts million for LAUSD’s spending in While LAUSD is millions of Staff Writer seems to be cleaner than before, for five percent which amounts to 2009-2010. dollars in debt, does that small graffiti once again is beginning twenty six million dollars. Gener- LAUSD receives $9,300 per difference make up for our huge Beauty is pain, but does the to stain the walls. Many students al supply costs are twelve percent student and food costs are al- overhead that must be paid back? same apply when it comes to who enter the bathroom have only and amount to fifty nine million ready accounted as zero percent LAUSD needs some TLC. bathrooms? Recently at Grover noticed that the door is missing. Cleveland High School, renova- “What’s going on in there? tions in the bathroom of G hall All I know is I can’t be using a A small price to pay: Why hall passes are a must have restricted students from bathroom with no door, man,” comfortable use. said confused junior Richard By: Da n i e l Bl a c k The renovations have made Morrison when asked about the Staff Writer What we the G hall bathroom undesirable bathroom situation. need is the The misbehavior at to many students, including Justin Despite the fact that few stu- hall pass Cleveland has become such a Rhee, who is currently a senior at dents know, it seems that some s y s t e m common occurrence, we hardly Cleveland. In regards to the reno- parents have also heard about the used at ever think about it anymore. The vations, he had this to say: renovations that took place. Moth- many oth- ditching, the smoking, and other “The bathrooms weren’t even er of Cleveland student Hyunjoo er schools, assorted rule breaking has be- that bad. I mean, I’ve been here Jang said, “I think the renovations where the come so commonplace nobody for four years and I’ve never had are great! If the school is actually hall pass- seems to give any sort of thought a problem, but now I’d rather willing to do something like that es take the to it. How could we possibly stop walk a little more to use the other for the kids, I’m all for it.” form of a this overt defiance of school code bathrooms.” It seems to this reporter that bright or- when everyone chooses to turn a Although there are many stu- when it comes to bathrooms, ange safe- blind eye to it? dents who feel like Rhee, some nothing can compare to one’s ty vest. The solution is as sim- students have been using the bath- comfort. Bathrooms are meant to ple as it is effective: hall passes. photo illustration by Richard Yoo room since it has been reopened be used, and even if the renova- This “safety vest” hall pass sys- While Cleveland teachers might for public use. But, it seems that tions are necessary, the majority tem eliminates the need for a and check every single person for already utilize a hall pass system, most are cases of emergencies, of the users seems to agree that person-by-person search for hall a hall pass. Wearing an orange this system has been shown to and the stay is not pleasant. if it isn’t broken, it should not be passes and makes it exceedingly vest when going to the bathroom be ineffective with its inconsis- The bathroom now lacks a fixed. tent enforcement and inability to obvious who has a pass and who or running an errand is hardly se- prevent people from just forg- does not. Even better, this sort of vere. ing passes or hiding them for system would be quite hard for Imagine a Cleveland Isolation vs. integration in SLCs later use. The hall passes vary too the wandering students to bypass where we had this hall pass sys- By Ca m i ll e Ja c k s o n via excuses or forgery. tem; a Cleveland where the bath- Opinions Editor rooms do not stink of weed, a To others, the separation is Cleveland where ditchers would It’s unavoidable; “cliques” not a problem. Senior Cav House “What we need is something simple, but effec- not make school travel more diffi- are a major part of the high school student Jeremy Hayes said, “I tive; unrestrictive, yet still obvious and easily en- cult for the rest of us, a Cleveland experience. In a typical high honestly don’t care. I think peo- where class attendance is higher forced.” school, “cliques” can be stereo- ple will be friends with the people and punishments are lower. This typical and predictable. At Cleve- who make them feel comfortable. is the sort of Cleveland that will land, our “cliques” are formed by It’s not necessarily depending on be forged from the orange vest which learning community we are what learning community you’re Some would protest this, hall pass system. wildly, ranging from practically a part of. The isolation of Cleve- in.” For some, their student so- of course. They’d claim we are We can achieve this sort useless to absurdly restrictive (E land’s learning communities cial life is more integrated than turning Cleveland into some sort of Cleveland if we sacrifice a bit Hall bucket, I’m looking at you). have created an incredible divide others; nonetheless the divide is of strict establishment. This is of our abundant freedom in re- What we need is some- amongst the student population. still present. Junior SAS student simply not so; if Cleveland want- turn for honest, solid progress in thing simple, but effective; unre- The visible separation is like the Crysta Gonzales said, “I’m kind ed to be strict it would post hall both the academic and disciplin- strictive, yet still obvious and eas- elephant in the room—everyone of torn. My two best friends are monitors at the end of each hall ary fields. ily enforced. knows that it exists. in CORE, but I mainly hang out But the question is, is the with people is SAS since we have isolation really beneficial to our classes together.” school as a whole? At Cleveland, Getting involved on campus A Letter to the Editor students go their entire four-year is an opportunity for integration career of high school, never mak- By Fa h i m a Ja l a l very lightly to create a balance. be tolerated. I do find peace in amongst our students. Differ- ing a friend outside of their learn- Guest Writer However, seeing this article, God, and the message here is ent clubs like MECH.a and Key ing community. Biases and opin- I couldn’t believe my eyes! I clear. This is a disrespectful and Club have a diverse outcome of In Volume 74, Issue 8 of ions continue to form about each understand that we are all entitled demeaning representation of students who participate in their Le Sabre, dated April 15, 2011, learning community, and as a re- to our own opinion; nonetheless, God, and/or other monotheistic club activities. MECH.a member something very controversial sult the student body has become we shouldn’t offend or disrespect religions regarding God in a Christian Arrita said the club is caught my eye. On the very back more divided. one another in the process. Some positive fashion. “actually pretty diverse in terms page of the newspaper, there is To some the divide in our of the slogans used aren’t very Don’t get me wrong - yes, of programs.” Key Club member an advertisement named “Infidel learning communities shapes a contentious, given that we are we all have a voice. But if I were Ian Osipowitsh said, “I’ve met a Clothing.” Censorship plays student’s social life completely. all different and may believe in to say that I am Muslim, I would lot of people in different programs a major role in today’s school Junior CORE student Roy Sfadia different things, but one slogan not insult another religion or at Key Club.” These clubs shed a system and although we are said, “I’ve never really minded that really hurt me (and others) belief system just because it is light on the more integrated parts banned from advertising anything [the separation of communities] was, “NO GOD KNOW PEACE; different from what I believe. of Cleveland. to do with drugs, alcohol, or because I’ve never really known KNOW GOD NO PEACE.” We are all encouraged to voice So, the question still remains; weapons, this advertisement is any non-CORE students. The I am a very strong believer in our opinions, and this is me do our separate learning commu- not insubordinate. My question only time I really see non-CORE God, and many others stand with voicing mine. Thank you. nities benefit our student body, as is ‘why not?’ students is in math. Even then, me when I say that this shouldn’t much as we like to say they do? Religion is discussed we’re huddled together.” 4 Features Le Sabre Features 5 Early school year: Good or bad? Going to Prom single? By Ed d i e Ch o i By An n e b e l l e Ch o i opinions on this issue have not to a better retention of knowl- Staff Writer seemed to change. Since the pro- edge for students. Statistically, the Staff Writer Prom is coming up, and many posal of this shift, many have been schedule shows higher test scores Lee, a current senior at Cleveland students at Cleveland High School Already halfway into the satisfied with the idea from the However, thinking about stu- High School had this to say about have yet to find the right person school year, it seems as if many start. dents, the major population on the not having a date to prom. to take with them on one of their have forgotten about the new Olivier Demail, a magnet campus, that is where many of the “I really need a date, I most important experiences of school schedule that had been, teacher, tells of the benefits of this opinions have changed. wouldn’t even think about going their teen lives. For these stu- for the first time, applied to this schedule for teachers in particu- “I think the change is definitely without one what would I even do dents without dates, one question year’s school calendar. lar. not good,” said Sophomore Hanna if I didn’t have one and I went?” seems to be on everyone’s minds, The past school year, the stu- “There is more time to prepare Yoo. Although many students are “Should I go?” dents’ last day of attendance was for AP testing,” he explained. “I’m She went on to explain that she like Lee, other students find this Prom is one of the most im- on June 21. Additionally, the first able to go over what I want.” This is not used to this new calendar and view on a dateless prom as com- photo by Richard Yoo portant dances of people’s lives day of the 2010 year was bumped seems to be the same attitude for believes it is uncomfortable. pletely exaggerated. for many, and marks the true end up a bit earlier than originally most teachers at Cleveland. “This far into the school year, “I actually would like to go What do you leave behind in your lockers? of the high school careers of many scheduled, on the 16th of August. “It’s on this movement,” Jose it’s obvious that this change was without a date. It leaves my op- students. However, many students tions open, and I’m not even in This change has affected Cleve- Orellana, one of the deans, said. easy to adjust to and I think it will photo illustration by Richard Yoo By Ka t e Le e degrees of degradation” and was do question whether they will at- land and several other schools in “It’s aligned with colleges and be good to have it this way from the position where I want a rela- Staff Writer “just waiting to go back into the tend or not. the Local District 1. universities.” He believes that this now on,” she said after further con- tionship,” said Jose Jackson. earth.” He has even found cameras When contemplating going to Because of this alteration, change in the calendar will help sideration. There seems to be some peo- and half a bottle of vodka. prom or not, two things seem to At the end of the school year the first semester of school ends attribute to the preparation for stu- The opinions, good or bad, can ple that view prom as utterly use- Dean Rolando Young helped be the main factors that aid the we are all told to clean out our right before winter break, leaving dents regarding their futures. go on, but this change seems to be less without a date, but there are out and said that he found food Prom flower preference decision. One of the factors is the lockers. As it turns out, people students free to the joys of break. Many other teachers and a few preferred by more students and By Ji n s o o Le e others that see prom as a place to that looked like it was there “since enormous bill that is necessary to leave a lot more than just paper in There is no longer any tedious administrators agree with this. staff now than before. This new Staff Writer for enjoyment and a place where 1969.” Knights and Ladies mem- purchase the things needed to ex- their lockers. Most of the things studying occurring during these They generally believe that the shift required quite a bit of getting • Chrysanthemum: it is unnecessary to have a date to bers James Lee, Justin Hahn, and Did you know perience a “legitimate” prom, but that are found are not the least bit breaks with finals coming prior change is better because there are used to, but it finally has been ad- optimism, hope, and hap- have fun. April Wu said they found a sock that there are differ- the more important factor to most sanitary. rather than following. no large breaks within the school justed to. Many Cleveland students piness Regardless, having or not hav- with a rotten fruit in it, brand new ent kinds of flowers students seems to be who they Jim Anderson, coordinator for For many of the teachers, year. and staff look forward to another • Iris: faith, wisdom, and ing a date seems to keep people in shoes that “looked like they were you can wear for would go with. Knights and Ladies, said that his deans, and administrators, their A lack of school absence leads great year with this change. promise a dilemma about going to prom or never worn,” a DVD player, un- prom and that each Who you bring has been one students have found textbooks • Lily: devotion not. derwear, and more condoms. Mr. of them holds its of the most important factors of and library books, umbrellas, and own meaning?“ • Red rose: true love, de- condoms (unused and used). He Anderson told the Knights and La- a good prom experience. Christal dies that if they like something they I thought roses sire also said that he found an “ex- White rose find, then they can keep it. were only flow- • : true love, pensive [winter] jacket,” as well Music speaks louder than words ers you wear for purity Locker cleanups take place two as Knights and Ladies sweaters. Yellow rose to three weeks before the semester prom,” says Senior • : friendship He takes most of the clothes Pink rose ends. The janitorial staff, Knights Hye Won Choi. In • : sweetness Slipping away to the lost and found and keeps practically every day for class and Ladies, and deans find the for- fact, many students Some couples are al- the Knights and Ladies sweaters and practice. His advice is quite gotten items and throw away most are not aware of ready excited to go order to give to someone who cannot similar to Flores’. “If you have a of them. So make sure to clean out this. Most think that photo illustration by Richard Yoo their flowers together. “I afford them. He also found rot- dream of playing an instrument, your lockers and not leave anything they only have a single choice of monly used prom flowers and their can’t wait to go order a cor- ten food which was “in various put your minds to it, just practice, behind! flower for a special occasion like meanings: sage that will be a perfect match and make it your own,” he encour- prom. • Daisy: purity, loyalty, and in to my dress!” says Senior Hanna aged. “Don’t be ashamed of play- In fact, there are many options nocence Yoon. ing.” Having been experienced in of prom flowers you can consider. • Carnations: constancy, joy So why not take into consid- The breaking point: playing guitar for about two years, Your date will be thrilled when • Freesias: innocence and trust eration different options you have he persuades other students to try you bring this final touch to his/ • Dendrobidum orchid: love, to make your prom even more being a musician themselves, be- her outfit. nobility, and beauty memorable and more fashion- How to deal with stress cause for him, playing is a way to Here is a list of the most com- • Tulip: love at first sight able? Hurry up and order your fa- relax from the stresses of school. By Car o l y n Jo h n s o n Instead of loading up on soda Music is a great way to con- Staff Writer and energy drinks when you’re nect to others. Band Class, Choir, feeling angsty during finals, limit Drama (musicals), Glee Club, According to a national sur- Once upon a prom night your caffeine intake. It may seem and Ukulele Club are available vey of high school students, aca- By Ka t e Le e chance to hear about our teachers which he did not do. Then, to add as if caffeine helps you to focus, to students, bringing people of demic concerns like school work Staff Writer and their prom stories. to that, his date was in a bad mood but it can make you feel jittery or similar interests together to learn and grades, account for approxi- Digital Imaging teacher Bill because her dad was not there to agitated. and have fun. Many musicians in We are always so curious on mately 77% of student stress. Diebold had gotten a date before see her off. She was horrible the “I usually load up on two or these programs were self-taught how prom went and if anything in- Academic stress has been said to prom night had come. He, his date, whole time, so he “dumped her photo by Yelizaveta Aleksyuk three energy drinks, like Red Bull and joining these programs gives teresting happened. But, instead of and his group of friends, went to half-way through Prom.” override youth financial stress, By An g e l a Yu or Rockstar, right before I go in them a chance to learn more from asking the seniors, how about we a nearby restaurant. They ordered Olivier Demail, a CORE histo- which is monumental consider- Staff Writer ried about what she will do if she to take the test; but I always seem others. ask our teachers? an alcoholic drink that was in a ry and French teacher, wished he ing the state of the economy. leaves the school. “I don’t know to crash right afterwards. Maybe I “In Glee, everyone is friends Most students have dreamt big jug within a round shell. There could share his prom story, but to “My high school teachers The state is currently looking at what to do once I get out of here if should go with a different method,” and we all enjoy singing and are about prom since middle school. were multiple straws for all of them his disappointment, he didn’t have expect so much more from me a $21 billion dollar deficit; there- I can’t get a job. I’d probably have said Senior Michael Guirguis. comfortable with each other,” To most of us, we think of prom as to use. “I was drinking the whole one due to the fact that France than my middle school teachers fore, LAUSD must plan for a $400 to go back to school,” said Bondy. Another top stress-busting Connie Chen, a member of Glee a fairy tale. We think of that per- time. I was happy the rest of the doesn’t have proms. Demail ex- did. I have more homework, and million hit to its budget. Because Bondy has been working as a strategy may be to participate in photo by Megan Alimurung Club, explaimed, “It is very wel- fect, once in a life time night where night.” plained, “I wish we had a prom. I the tests are harder,” said Junior of the school budget cuts, schools teacher at Cleveland for five years your favorite activity. Whether it’s By Rac h e l An n Le e p e r coming.” we just have fun and dance with For Mr. X, he said that it was think they’re great!” Angela Yu. one and a half years experience of cannot afford for all teachers to now and is still considered as one taking dance lessons, doing yoga Features Editor Despite the popularity of these our friends. This is a night we’ll the worst night of his life. He just During prom season, we often Add to that the hours she guitar playing, encourages others stay. As a result, schools sent out of the “newer” teachers. She em- or writing poetry, everyone needs musical groups, fears have ampli- want to remember for the rest of called up his girlfriend and asked think of how the seniors are go- spends completing homework By merely walking through the to learn guitar. He recommends pink slips, which are often called phasizes the fact that she does not to find a specific way to help them fied as budget cuts increase and our lives. We always hear about her; nothing really special. On Prom ing to ask their dates. Why not ask assignments from all six of her halls of the campus, one can see practicing guitar techniques until Reduction in Force notices. Five regret becoming a teacher and, if relax. pose a potential threat to musical our fellow students’ prom stories. night, he was accused of “feeling teachers how their proms were? academic classes, plus review- how Cleveland is a place of free you get them down. “Don’t lis- thousand teachers are targeted for she had the chance, she would defi- Be sure not to underestimate programs, not only in Cleveland, Now, we are going to have the {his date} up on the dance floor,” ing and studying for upcoming expression; whether it is through ten about what other people say layoffs for the next school year the benefits of speaking up. Sharing but in other schools across the nitely become a teacher again. exams, and it’s no wonder she artwork, clothes, language, or mu- like ‘you’re bad’ and ‘you suck’,” (Fall 2011-Spring 2012). your thoughts with someone you U.S. as well. “I hope they find someone pas- finds herself burnt-out at least sic. Bringing musical instruments Flores stated. Coleen Bondy, who teaches trust, whether it’s your parents, a “I think the school has a huge sionate about Journalism to take four days a week. to school has become quite a trend There are benefits to playing English and Journalism at Cleve- school counselor, a family member amount of opportunities for stu- over. Unfortunately, it’s a job no- Angela’s not the only one at The Land. It is completely nor- an instrument, like how Flores land High School, is one of the or a friend, aids in relief efforts. dents to express their talents,” body wants,” said Bondy, show- feeling fried. Many other stu- mal to see someone strumming would like to receive a scholarship teachers who has been given a “Sometimes it really helps me Chen points out. “If these oppor- ing her unconditional care for the dents feel overwhelmed with the a guitar as they go to their next advantage into college by playing pink slip. to calm down or cheer up when tunities were taken away it would school and the journalism pro- workload provided by school class or set an instrument case in a guitar. Despite benefits like these, When asked what first came I’m able to talk to my best friend or honestly be really depressing.” gram. and extracurricular activities. corner of a classroom before class there are risks to bringing his gui- to mind when receiving the pink my mom,” said Sophomore Daniel Grover Cleveland High School Pink slips have always been The chances that the school lecture begins. tar to school. slip, she replied, “I was explaining Conley. resembles a haven of creativity. It given to those teachers who do year will sail by completely Cleveland’s talented musi- “I bring it only during finals, a dystopian society to my English So remember, when the pres- is very fortunate that The Land not have much experience, yet the stress-free may be slim, but there cians are openly sharing their pas- because it’s uncomfortable carry- class. I was explaining what that is sure’s on, keep in check to recharge offers the wonderful opportunity schools did not actually cut teach- are many things you can do to sion for music and which genres ing a $1,000 guitar when it could and I get a note from the principal your body and mind by working it to share your musical zeal, and ers because they were funded by tackle stress when it strikes. they are into. Music is considered get broken or stolen,” warned to see him during my conference out, drinking smart, snacking well, students are definitely bringing the Title One budget of the school. Keep in mind the importance a form of expressing oneself be- Flores period. It was ironic.” ‘taking a breather’ and sleeping it this privilege into play. Acts of “I think it’s amazing how test of healthy basics: getting enough cause it can show how someone While Flores shows off his As of right now, Bondy is off. musical freedom continue to be scores are going up while class siz- sleep, eating a balanced diet and thinks about something or how skills every once in a while, Car- encouraged. So, in the words of afraid she will have no choice but es are going up… but I don’t think exercising regularly. they feel altogether. los Salas, a junior in Choir and Carlos Salas, “Just do it. Express to leave the school next year. At the that could go on much longer,” Alvin Flores, a junior with Drama, brings his guitar to school yourself.” photo illustration by Richard Yoo same time, she is somewhat wor- said Bondy. 6 Entertainment Le Sabre May 6, 2011 Chunk, colorblock, and Cavaliers back in style. Color, color, color will be here. And for those of you By Gw e n d o l y n Wu is splashed all over various spring that go out every night, there’s Layout Editor lines, ranging from a sharp boy- no longer a need to worry about friend blazer to a matte, neon lip- tripping in your too-high stilettos. As the chunky knits and Ugg stick. Chunky platform heels that are boots are stored back into Cava- Another trend that will be happily lower than four inches liers’ closets, the question comes gracing the hallways soon is the will save you from taking another back out: what’s new this spring? exact opposite of picturesque big fall. Last spring, an explosion of feminity—menswear will be And as for texture and print, rompers, nautical colors, and flo- making a big comeback. Some mixing prints like florals and rals walked the runways of both clothes to look out for would be stripes seems to be hot. Animal Fashion Week and ordinary high pantsuits, that could be worn to print and skin is on it’s way out, photo illustration by Richard Yoo schools. Girls would wear their formal events, and the still-chic so say hello to your cute poppies navy-blue rompers with brown blazer. and pinstripes instead! Album:Lasers leather belts, walking around with Like we saw with the ‘60s Want a little opinion? Here’s By Cl a u d i a Ru b i o is a bunch of b------” and “Gaza tons of delicate necklaces drip- and ‘80s in the past decade, the a nice outfit to try—pair your fa- Staff Writer strip was getting bombed, Obama ping from their frail necks. Their ‘70s era will also be making a vorite neon or colorblock bottoms didn’t say s---.” Fiasco questions male counterparts would wear the huge comeback this year. Big with a striped tee. Wear them with In March, musical artist Lupe his reality in this song by compar- stereotypical skinny jeans and sunglasses, good for sheltering TOMs, which are like the avant- Fiasco caused a big bang in the ing the content of what should be black t-shirts, with their signature those eyes that haven’t slept in garde slip-ons of our generation, music industry with the release of straight forward news, to that of Cleveland baseball caps adorning twenty hours, are here to protect with a bag in a color that clashes his third studio album, “Lasers.” the MTV reality show “ The Jer- their heads. the bags under your eyes. Mean- with your pants/skirt. When interviewed by MTV, Fi- sey Shore.” All over the world people while, graceful maxi dresses are Use one or two of those deli- asco admitted the title to his most Fiasco never seems to fail capped off last year’s spring fever perfect for those days spent lazing cate necklaces that you bought recent album was not superficial. when it comes to upbeat rhythms. with hot pants, lace, and ripped around or at Coachella. last year, and top it off with neu- He took the word “losers” “Lasers” is jam packed with songs jeans. In addition to that, floppy flo- tral makeup. and replaced the “o” with an “a” that you’ll be subconsciously However, this year, style bi- ral hats (you know, like the ones Spring is the time to express transforming it into “Lasers.” Fi- singing to yourself until the re- ble InStyle proclaimed that bright your mom wore to the beach that yourself, and have fun people, so asco succeeded in converting a lease of his next album. Fiasco teals and shocking oranges were you teased her endlessly about?) take chances and enjoy! word with a negative connotation seems to have set the foundation into a word he considers power- for following generations of art- ful. ists. “Have you ever had the feel- He demonstrates that he’s not Prom reminders! ing that you was being had?” just an ignorant famous person, are lyrics from the first single but a concerned human being with Do search YouTube for how- and all) -just be yourself. released, The Show Goes On. Its individual beliefs and opinions. By Cl a u d i a Ru b i o to videos on how to style your Don’t put too much thought catchy hook and riveting lyrics The new wave activism in his Staff Writer hair and make up. You’d be sur- into what other people will think lend an inside look into Fiasco’s lyrics (although not originally ex- prised at how easy some DIY (do about your outfit, as long as you head. pected from him) has shaken up Prom 2011 is approaching it yourself) videos are. Be sure can look back at this day in 10 Lupe Fiasco shares his true devoted fans, as well as new fans. and students at The Land are al- to try whatever style you found years with content. feelings on society, economy, It gives listeners a glimpse into ready on the search for the per- in advance to insure you will be Do accessorize. Necklaces, political management (and mis- the merge between the real world fect prom outfit. For a girl, find- happy with the results the day of bracelets, rings, and hair barrettes management) in America with and Hip-Hop. ing the one dress that will stun prom. are completely appropriate and his critically acclaimed song, Lupe is a legend, and this all may seem like a difficult task. Don’t tan the day before! La- should not be denied consider- “Words I Never Said.” He states, album is a must-listen, exhibiting However, with some insight on dies and gentlemen tan at least ation when choosing your prom “I really think the war on terror his true talent. shopping do’s and don’ts, finding four to five days before prom. outfit. But remember the best ac- “the one” can be simple. Here is Fake tans can be too severe at cessory for the perfect outfit is the a small guide that will help you first so take caution and do it in perfect date. Go with the person Big Bang is VIP get the most from your shopping advance allowing you to achieve or people you want to enjoy the By El i a Ch o i experience. less-dramatic results. night with. Staff Writer Don’t wait until the last min- Do incorporate your every- Lastly, don’t forget to ute. Prom dress shopping should A fresh, new, phenomenal HIGH”, “Oh Yeah,” “Café,” “I day style when shopping for your have the time of your lives. Prom be a fun and memorable experi- boy band has once again appeared Need A Girl,” “Somebody To dress. Colors and prints you en- is the time for you to remem- ence, not a night-before haul. You on the “Top Charts” iTunes. Ko- Love,” “What Do You Want Me joy wearing daily can be essential ber your senior year. Have fun will not be able to enjoy dress rean boy band Big Bang has been To Do,” and “Baby Don’t Cry.” when choosing a dress that accu- with your friends, and make it shopping if you feel rushed. in the entertainment business ever These are the songs that have rately represents you. Do shop with others. Dress- since July of 2006. Big Bang’s everyone crazed with millions shopping with friends is a perfect story began as they released nu- of people clicking the download alternative for those who are in- merous singles and complete al- button. decisive for it allows for an in- bums through their contract with Junior Daniel Lee has con- put on what looks best. Also, an YG Entertainment. fessed that he has been listening added bonus to dress shopping By the end of 2009, Big Bang to the album more than he should. with friends is that you and your was the most searched artist in Lee says, “I’ve been jamming friends will not end up in the South Korea. Ever since their ca- to it while sitting at home and it same dress. reer skyrocketed they have been sometimes distracts me from my Don’t feel left out guys! Now featured on television shows, homework. But it’s ok. They have even men seem to be fashion ob- radio stations, and sessed throughout the nation, and have even been tour- Cleveland students are no excep- ing across Asia. Af- tion. ter receiving several In order to prevent clashing, awards and recogni- guys should coordinate with their tions, the group as a date in advance. If you are flying whole decided to go solo on prom night, make sure to on a break. wear something that is complete- Following their ly you. You don’t have to worry two years of sepa- about compromising to fit anyone ration as a group, photo illustration by Elia Choi else’s style, you are free to choose Big Bang has returned with a any type of outfit you would like. new comeback album, called Big The dreaded light-blue 50’s Bang’s 4th Mini Album, at the swag.” tux should be avoided, but don’t 2011 Big Show concert. It also Sophomore Hanna Yoo ex- be afraid to step outside the box became the first Korean-pop al- claimed, “I love them. I’ve actu- and wear an all white suit. photo illustration by Claudia Rubio bum to reach the top 10 on United ally been following all their songs Its your night to shine too fel- States iTunes chart and is the ever since they debuted.” Don’t be someone you are lows! The black suit will always only non-English album in the Big Bang has had a great im- not. Prom is not the time to ditch a night and dance to remember. be a classic and remember tailor- top 100s. pact on the music industry in Ko- your usual geek chic style for a But also remember, be safe, and ing is a must. There is nothing This 4th Mini Album consists rea and as they are branching out punk-rock princess look that isn’t make good decisions on this very more flattering than a perfectly- of songs such as: “Love Song”, in America they will continue to you. Nor is it the night to unleash important night. fitted tux. “Stupid Liar”, “Tonight”, “HIGH inspire others. the hidden Lady Gaga (meat dress May 6, 2011 Le Sabre Sports 7 A new year for Cleveland swimmers Player Bio By Me g a n Al i m u r u n g Staff Writer they have had a very satisfying The swim team at Cleveland tition, Birmingham High School. season, they have one last chal- High School is known by students “We were pretty intimidated by lenge: to be the 2011 League and as a successful athletic team here [Birmingham] because they were City champions. The team works at The Land. Each year members determined to beat us after their hard mentally and physically to of the swim team hope to do well Girls and Boys Water Polo Cham- reach its goal. in all of their meets, as well as pionship defeats that happened In preparation for the upcom- win the City Championship title last semester. We ended up win- ing City Finals competition, the at the end of the season. ning, which made us really hap- team faces vigorous workouts With the success of both py,” stated Junior Oasis Garcia. daily. “As of now, the swim team the male and female water polo However, for the Varsity is working hard to prepare our- teams, the only accomplishment boys team this year, Granada selves for our upcoming meets; left is the title of City Champions High School’s swim team proved we’ve just started [optional]two- in May. to be one of its most challenging and-a-half hour practices,” said photo by Annabelle Choi Each year’s competition for opponents. When the team went Chelsea Mitra who is on Varsity this athletic division proves to be nerve wrecking, especially during Name: preperation time for City Finals. “We know that we have to train hard to Max Spiegel “We know that we have to train keep our title, but we are not going to hard to keep our title, but we are not going to let any other school let any other school take it away.” take it away,” stated Junior Rox- Grade: Senior anna Urrutia who has been in- volved in the aquatics program Swim. since her freshman year. against Granada in April, all the All in all, the team hopes that As the season continued on, swim teams won their section of their hard work will pay off dur- the team faced their main compe- the meet, with the exception of Sport: Baseball the Froshsoph boys. Although ing City Finals week. Boys Volleyball makes a comeback By An g e l a Yu Position: Center Field Staff Writer Right before spring semester player in every position to get a With the last game over, it’s began, the Boys Volleyball team feel of how he wanted to run his safe to say that this year’s sea- started its preparation by compet- team. son was one of the most success- ing in a tournament, placing in Many of the players had just ful boys volleyball seasons that Least Favorite Song: the top three. joined the Varsity team. The team Cleveland has had. The team end- This was a good way to start itself has good teamwork, thus ed the season with a respectable “Anything with Justin Bie- off the season, proving the team Coach Laidlaw said he was con- record of 5-5. could handle the big changes tent. Hopefully, in playoffs, the made this year. Because a majori- “I have a lot of expectations boy’s volleyball team will be able ber except the one with ty of the team graduated last year, because we got new members and to be ranked as one of the best the team had many new spots they seem confident and focused,” here in the valley. Jaden Smith.” open. The coach had rotated each said Senior Doyoon Lee. HEY, SENIORS! Favorite day of the Week: Friday LEAVE A FAREWELL FOR YOURFRIENDS, TEACHERS, AND FA- Role Model: Eric Byrnes VORITE STAFFERS WITH A SHOUT-OUT IN LE SABRE’S LAST ISSUE OF THE Favorite Athlete: Lamar YEAR! Odom

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[email protected] The Perfect Day: “Chillin’ at the beach.” 8 Back Page Le Sabre May 6, 2011 Student Election Café Night rocks Rejected Story Ideas Results - Charlie Sheen C-House Look-a-likes Student Body President: By Cl a u d i a Ru b i o Staff Writer On Wednesday, April took on a new role the mo- - Winning Yena Oh 27, students, staff, and ment they stepped on stage. Cleveland parents gathered Each delivered his or her - Is prom a waste in D8 to experience Café story with great impact Night. As the lights dimmed and individual zest. The of money? Student Body VP: at 6 pm, the freshly lit can- colorful list of performers dles placed in the middle left the audience in awe. - Students streak- Connie Chen of each table radiated, and The oh-so-charming their scent combined with president of the speech ing on campus? the homey atmosphere in club, Senior William Craft, the room’s intimate set- used clever vocalization and - Our beast of an Student Body Secretary: ting. The two hours of tal- quirky quips to commend so- ented Cleveland students cial phenomenon “Sponge- editor-in-chief! <3 Christian Nguyen showcasing their extraor- Bob SquarePants.” Among dinary abilities began. the performances that stood - Bag fashion This year Cleveland out, was Junior Soyoon High School has allowed Lee who performed “The students to showcase their Boob Song,” a surprisingly - Donald Trump Student Body Treasurer: performing abilities in pro- quaint and adorable song. for President? ductions, such as Starstruck Although Café Night Kevin Chau and Corechella. The latest seemed a bit choppy and un- installment, Café Night, organized, it fulfilled my ex- - Hide-and-seek was unprecedented and a pectations. Half of the profits champions perfect demonstration of go to the speech department, Senior Class President: sincere entertainment from while the other half goes to people with a genuine pas- the drama department. To- - So your prom sion for performing. Café day we are exposed to en- date hates you... Michael Coronelli Night was first held last tertainment meant for what year, and due to its success, seems like an entire society it was brought back for an- with obscene taste and at- - Swaaaagggggg other round this semester. tention span disorders. So Junior Class President: Every single performer after the earnest fun I was who came to the micro- left with only one question, - The Royal Wed- Kristen Hahn phone left all fear, nerves, when can I buy my ticket ding and anxiety behind and for the next Café Night? - Brotips Sophomore Class President: Gershwin Merencillo

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