December, 2013 Askance Volume VI, Number 5 Whole Number 30 Edited and published by John Purcell, 3744 Marielene Circle, College Station, TX 77845-3926 Contents © 2013 by John A. Purcell. Contact information:
[email protected] Even so, all rights revert to original artists and authors upon publication. Pruf-reder - Garth Spencer. What you have here in your hands (or on screen) is another Mythical Publication. Copies of this fine, semi-quarterly fanzine can be had for The Usual, which means expressed interest, submission and eventual inclusion of articles and artwork, letters of comment, expressed interest, and cold hard cash in the amount of $3.00 USD. Bribes are also accepted. Of course, if you send in locs, articles, and artwork, you just earned a life-time free subscription. Heck of a deal, eh? CONTENTS Bemused Natterings………………………………………………..3 LoneStarCon 3 Assessment Test, by John Purcell…………………………………………………….7 A Complaint to Hanes, by Walt Wentz (as Artemus Ward, the 7th)..……….11 Portfolio: WOOF 2013 covers, Artwork by Valerie Purcell………………………………….13 Figby, By Bill Fischer………………………………………………………19 Fanzine Reviews (sort of)………………………………………..20 Day Trip Report: Weird West Fest 2013………………….21 From the Hinterlands (letters)…………………………………22 Regional Convention Calendar………………………………..29 What’s Next…………………………………………………………….35 linos on pages 25, 26, 30, 34 from “3000 Years Among the Microbes” by Mark Twain (written in 1905) Art credits Steve Stiles – cover Sheryl Birkhead – 2; photo by Valerie Purcell – 3; photo by Guy H. Lillian III – 5; clip art – 7, 26, 28, 29, 32; Brad Foster – 10; image Googled “Hanes” – 11, 12; photo by John Purcell – 21; image Googled “western ruins” – 22; Steve Stiles – 24, 30; Cepheid Variable logo nicked off the Internet – 33; image Googled “Aggiecon” – 35.