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www.NightTimez.com • NightTimez • Sept. 3 - Sept 30, 2009 • B-1 Night Timez Nightlife & Entertainment Guide Photo by: Gio Caruso Randy Price at P-Town Our exclusive interview Vidioview by Mark Carnival. More pics! with Maggie Cassella Adams: Marco Blaze p. 21 p. 6 p. 16 B-2 • Sept. 3 - Sept 30, 2009 • NightTimez • www.NightTimez.com object which Mariah satisfied by taking over a job previously Saying Goodbye To Summer couldn't outrun held by Regis Philbin and Jerry Springer. It her through the seemed as if Eminem had won the battle, until he The hottest songs of summer 2009 summer. It is released an album with three lame singles, prov- because of her ing Mariah is actually the last person in America By: Jim Clerkin*/NT Writer that my mother now knows what a disco stick is. who cares what Eminem is thinking about. Gaga has done more to make hookers family Madonna and Shakira released the same exact As we get ready for the friendly than anyone since Julia Roberts, so it's song. Except that no one could understand what inevitable coming of fall in New no wonder the gay boys love her. (Even the Shakira was saying. And no one cared that England certain things remain butchest among us wants deep down to be Pretty Madonna was saying it. Have you ever been at a constant each year: Woman. Don't lie.) Her next single, Paparazzi is club and you realize you're the last guy there and 1) Thousands of college fresh- her first non-club stomping jam. It slows the beat the only two people left on the dance floor are the men will go in search of some- down to midtempo, which makes sense in the creepy older dude who shouldn't still be out club- one who will buy them cheap Gaga continuum. (First you meet drunk in a club bing and the super-drunk and super-forward latin beer until they can get their hands on a fake ID and Just Dance, then you go home and Poker lover who keeps telling you what he'd do to you if 2) Leaf-peeping tourists will bump into you while Face. Then she takes a ride on your disco stick he hadn't just puked up his tequila shot? staring at the red line on the sidewalk as they try and finally you slow it down….). Just don't ask Finally, there's Whitney Houston. Last year I to follow the freedom trail her to kiss. That costs extra. congratulated her on her fourth straight year of 3) Half the licensed drivers in the region will Speaking of kissing, Katy Perry took the hint kicking the cocaine habit and wished her luck on attach a plow to the front of their vehicle in prepa- that no one wanted to hear her sing a ballad and five in a row. Since then, she actually cleaned up, ration for the next nine months of snowy winter went with Waking Up In Vagas. If Gaga is the left Bobby Brown (BOBBBBBBBBY!!!!). So let's 4) All the big party anthems of the summer cur- hooker you pick up in Vegas, Katy would be the hope Whitney can lead the charge towards the Aaron Fallon, Interscope Records Photo by rently flooding the radio will give way to the more girl you meet at the strip club, marry in an Elvis more demure, grown up fall and leave the drunk- LADY GAGA relaxed vibe of fall (or on some stations, the 24 themed chapel and then lose half your income to en mess that was summer 2009 behind us all. hour Christmas music barrage which now begins lack of career skills and agreed to push buttons in quickie divorce court. (Unless your from the And if she can't, lets at least hope she brought for a living at a small outpost built on a land com- on Labor Day) South, then it's Carrie Underwood...or whichever enough to share. It's this last item which is of most concern to post in a place called Medford. I push a button cousin can afford a bus ticket to Vegas with you *After years of failed careers ... three years in every 240 seconds or else 800,000 people will me, since it's what I do for a living. So I thought …) pharmacology school, a sad attempt at lion tam- I'd take a look at the hottest songs of the summer lose contact with the outside world while driving Mariah came back and dropped a song called ing which led to my partner Roy being mauled by to work in the morning and will be unable to hum of 2009. First off, since this is a gay publication, Obsessed, which is about how obsessed she is a white tiger, and eleven different inventions we have to start with Lady Gaga. She has contin- along with the philosophical musings of Kelly with how obsessed Eminem is with her. Nick being turned down by the US Patent office (damn Clarkson and the Pussycat Dolls. ued to hump every man, woman and inanimate Cannon then proved he was man enough to keep invisible panty hose!) I have settled on my total other STDs are easily transmitted through oral sex. friend. At least he used to be my best friend—we Queeries: Great In fact, if you happen to know that you or your part- haven't talked since. Did I mess up? I definitely ner has an STD, you should not have unprotected don't want to lose our friendship, but I don't know oral sex under any circumstance how to put the genie back in the bottle. Does that queer dilemas mean we should be boyfriends? Silent Girlfriend A. Slow down. Before you plan Night By: Steven Petrow Q. I'm loud when we have sex and the rest of your life together or, like to tell my girlfriend how much I conversely, prepare for Timez The Great Oral Sex Dilemma: Swallow or Spit? Advertising: [email protected] love her, but she never makes a Armageddon, you're going to Q. What do you do when a guy unloads in your 617-438-4364 • www.NightTimez.com sound or says a word. After we're have to do some thinking and mouth? It's an age-old predicament and one with done, she just turns over and goes talking. Best friends sometimes Publisher Jim Clerkin no simple answer. Of course, it makes a big dif- to sleep. I always enjoy the sex we make the best lovers; after all, Gricel M. Ocasio ference how well you know the guy. An anony- Cartoonist have, but I never know what she they know you so well and Editor-In-Chief Greg Fox mous trick is not the same as a boyfriend who is thinks. How do I find out? share your trust and affection. Nicole Lashomb not the same as your husband. But communica- Sales Manager: A. Ask her! Sex often makes us so But the decision to take a Columnists: Bill Berggren tion and planning will get you through this sticky Miss Kitty Litter uncomfortable that we forget the friendship to the next level is Webmaster: situation every time. Mark Adams easiest way to get to the bottom of tricky- and you can't do it alone. Prizm Designs A. Even if you feel embarrassed talking about sex Eileen Dover a problem is to talk about it. So, First, you'll need to ask your- (especially with someone new), discuss your pref- yes, ask her about her feelings or self: "What do you want out of erences beforehand. If you're the shooter, ask NightTimez is published monthly by The Rainbow her sexual enjoyment- or prompt this beyond sex?" and "Are you Times, LLC. TRT is affiliated with AP/Newsfinder, your friend if it's okay to ejaculate in his mouth her a bit more slyly by telling her willing to risk your friendship if QSyndicate, and the National Gay & Lesbian and, in any case, give a little warning before you Chamber of Commerce. The articles written by the something like, "Hey, that was ? the romance fails?" In a perfect writers, columnists, and correspondents express their do ("Hey, I'm about to shoot!") Similarly, let your amazing sex." (You may want to wait till morning world, you would each have explored these ques- opinion, and do not represent the endorsement or partner know if you plan on spitting it out--or if opinion of The Rainbow Times, LLC or its owners. if you can't catch her in the moments before her tions before things got physical. But hey, that's you don't want him spilling in your mouth at all. To write letters to the editor, please send your letters, post-coital doze.) life. with your name, address and phone number to: The Whatever you decide, if you're expecting a mouth- On the other hand, don't forget about all the Assuming you want to move forward, call him Rainbow Times (address shown above), or e-mail ful, follow the Boy Scout motto: Be prepared. By any comment/s to the editor at: editor@therainbow- other forms of communication besides words: Is or email and say simply: "We need to talk." Then, that I mean, think ahead about what exactly you're timesnews.com. 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