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VOLUME LXVI. FEBRUAEY 3, 1933 No. 14

Smooth-working Carnegie quintet bows to Irish when SUMMARY Krause tips in winning basket as gun goes oft" 23 NEWS "Tip-Oft"s," Al McGuff's sport column, to sponsor hand­ Alumni Secretary Armstrong Leaves On -Speaking Tour ball tournament 23 In The East 5 Pittsburgh noses out Notre Dame in thrilling finish on Dr. Arthur Pillsbury Interviewed by Staff Member 5 Panthers' floor „ 24 Walter Donaldson Will Assist in Direction of Notre Introducing Leo Crowe 2(> Dame Operetta, "The Vagabonds" 6 Jack Miles and his Orchestra To Play for Junior Prom, February 24th 6 SCHOLASTIC Boxing Show for Bengal Set for March 3.... 7 COMING EVENTS University Players Score Hit in "Charley's Aunt" 9 Father Eugene Burke, Winner of Autographed Football FRIDAY, February 3.—SCHOLASTIC Staff meeting. Edi­ torial Board, 6:30 p. m.; Editorial offices, Ave Maria at Testimonial Banquet, Donates It to The Lepers Building; news, sports, and features staffs, 7:00 p. m. of Molokai J. 10 SATURDAY, Feb. 4.—Track meet. Varsity vs. Marquette, FEATURES at Milwaukee; Basketball: Varsity vs. Chicago, at Chi­ Les Raddatz, 211 Walsh, Is "Man About Campus" 8 cago; Movie: "Doctor X;" Last Day for change in reg­ istration. More • Praise for THE SCHOLASTIC in "Voice of the Campus" : ,..J....:.. - 9 SUNDAY, Feb. 5.—Masses: 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00.a. m.. Sacred Heart Church; Irish Club meeting, 10:30 a. m.. Importance of Farm Problem to "Nation's Welfare Law Building. Brought Out by Walter Johnson 16 Historical Display in Library Creates Much Attention....!? MONDAY, Feb. 6.—^Ticket Sale for Junoir Prom begins. TUESDAY, Feb. 7.—Patricians meeting, 7:45 p. m.. Law Building. • SPORTS WEDNESDAY, Feb. 8.—^Wranglers formal membership Track team to open season tomorrow against strong banquet at Rose Marie Tea-Room, 7:00 p. m.; Fresh­ Marquette team in Milwaukee 20 man Smoker: Gym, 7:30 p. m. Basketball squad to meet Chicago in first cage game of TRURSDAY, Feb. 9.—Spectators meeting, 8:00 p. m., Law schools' history -- 20 Building; Two pictures to be presented in Washington Keoganites pile up huge score in easy victory over To­ Hall under auspices of Commerce Forum: "The Nation's ledo, winning 42 to 14 ., 21 Market Place," and "The Mechanics of the Nation's Interhall basketball leagues to open play Sunday 22 Market Place." Four The SchoU^stic

By Tighe Woods w and science. Science furnished the medium, and HEN a Notre Dame athlete makes an All- nature the work of art. A Washington Hall audi­ American football team we murmur, "Yes, isn't it ence which ridicules the acting of George Arliss nice," and let it go at that, but when a Notre could hardly be expected to appreciate a wonder Dame journalist makes an Ail-American literary of nature, but they came through like little sol­ team, we ought to at least give him a paragraph. diers. When the technicolor "fast"-motion cam­ Indiana is kno^vn as the cradle of basketball and era unfolded the sheer beauty and delicate grace American humor. Once a year Bill Fox, feature of the little desert flower, there was an audible writer for the Indianapolis Star, combines Indi­ gasp from the sentiment-scorning sons of Dillon, ana's two claims to immortality and picks an All- Corby, Sorin and Badin et. al. American literary basketball team. Paul Fogar- ty, a graduate of the school of journalism, was thus honored this year. His teammates include George Ade, Bruce Bairnsfather, Johnny Hen- X F the campus seemed a little sad after Tues­ nessessey, Steve Hannagan, Jonathan Brooks and day it was because a gallant crew passed from Glen Long. Fogarty's songs, "Betty Coed" and our midst. Tuesday we said good-bye to the rear "She Loves Me Just the Same," are two of the guard of the class of 1932, the colorful, carefree, most popular novelty numbers ever written. V picturesque, Point-Fivers. They toiled not, neither did they spin credits, but their names will be by-words in the halls when the maxima cum A FTER living through the past examinations laude men of 1936 and 1937 are long forgotten. with a hall full of lawyers, it is the conclusion of They will be best remembered as the remnants of THE WEEK that the worst things about semes­ the most powerful political machine that ever ter examinations are the post-mortems. What ruled the Notre Dame campus. Triflers, you say? could afford more pleasure to the eye than to see Yes, perhaps, but even Cardinal Newman insists some beaming neophyte of jurisprudence, flushed that, "the end of a liberal education is not mere with success at a task well done, come tripping knowledge." lightly from an examination in Contracts. Fol­ low that same barrister-to-be to his room. He V greets his companion with zest, aye, with gusto. But they receive his boyish enthusiasm with cold eye and unbending mien. They begin on his first w E don't know whether to offer congratula­ answer, "That can't be right!" "Here the cita­ tions or sympathy to the freshmen entering Notre tion right here in the book." "Tough, Jack, looks Dame for the first time this week. They are go­ like you missed that one," and so on down the ing to miss half the fun. Nobody will try to sell list. By the time they have tossed the now- them any 1928 SCHOLASTICS or 1930 Jugglers as chastened, corpus delecti back to his books, he those have all been bought up by their classmates hasn't faith in the ability to write his own name who have preceded them by a semester. But then correctly. they are lucky in one way. If the chairman of the Student Activities Committee has to welcome V them he will have had about three months to practice his speech instead of three weeks. Just ± T has been the custom for a long time for in case he forgets, we'll,put in a word: "Men of artists to scoff at scientists and for scientists to the Class of 1936 and a half, welcome to Notre hold up to scorn anyone who shows a bit of the Dame. The radiators in your rooms are paid for aesthetic response. Those of us who were 'wise and no one is authorized to sell tickets to the nat- enough to wait for a less obvious night to do our atorium. Examinations are only four months celebrating, and went to Doctor Pillsbury's lec­ away and don't let anyone from Brownson or ture last Monday, saw a truce between the arts Carroll Halls discuss class politics with you." February 3, 1933 Five

ARMSTRONG LEAVES ON Sta£F Member Interviews • SULLIVAN SCHOLARSHIPS Arthur Pillsbury Before EASTERN SPEAKING TOUR Washington Hall Lecture TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON

Will Visit 32 High Schools, By James Byrne $250 Awards to be Determined 15 N. D. Clubs. Next Week. With the intention of obtaining an interview, this writer entered the side Secretary James E. Armstrong of door of Washington Hall last Monday Reverend William H. Molony, C.S.C., the Notre Dame Alumni Association evening, January 30, cautiously made Director of Scholarships at the Uni­ left the University Wednesday for the versity, announces- that the winners East where he will deliver lectures of the Sullivan awards will be made in fifteen different cities. He will known within the next few days. The speak in thirty-two high schools and scholarships are presented to three fifteen of the seventy Notre Dame applicants from the senior, the junior, local alumni clubs of the University. and the sophomore classes respec­ Mr. Armstrong arrived in Cincin­ tively. nati yesterday. While in that city he Established In 1922 attended the annual meeting of alum­ The Roger C. Sullivan Scholarships ni secretaries and magazine editors were established in June, 1922, by a representing district five of the gift of $15,000 from Mrs. Leo Sullivan American Alumni Council. Mr. Arm­ Cummings, and Mrs. Thomas Sullivan strong was director of the Middle Brennan, of - Chicago, in memory of Western district for three years. their father, the late Roger C. Sulli­ Itinerary van of Chicago. While in Buffalo on February 10 The income from this fund provides and 11, Armstrong will attend the for three scholarships of two hundred meeting of the executive committee of and fifty dollars each, awarded an­ the American Alumni Council. He is nually to those three applicants who executive director of the annual con­ DR. ARTHUR PILLSBURY have shown the greatest improvement vention which is to be held in Chica­ "/ sujrpose you %oant to know who of scholarship during the year. go next summer in conjunction with I am." the Century of Progress exposition. Semester Grades Compared The Secretary will visit Dayton, his way back-stage, past the guy The improvement rate is computed Columbus, Akron, Youngstown, and ropes, and over to the left wing where according to the work accomplished Cleveland, Ohio; Buffalo, Syracuse, he introduced himself to Dr. Arthur by the student applicant during the Albany and New York City, New Pillsbury, scientific photographer and past scholastic year. The average of York; Washington, D. C, Philadel­ naturalist. The scientist immediately the marks attained in the first semes­ ter is compared w^ith those of the phia, and Pittsburgh, Pa. In these set me at ease with: "I suppose you second semester. For instance: K the cities he will speak to the Notre Dame want to know who I am, where I'm class average of a student is 80 the Alumni associations and to upper- from, and what I'm to lecture about first semester of the year for which classmen of Catholic and public high this evening." "Well," he continued, he applies, and 90 the second semes­ schools. "I decided that mechanical engineer­ ter his improvement is 50%, one-half Excerpts Chicago Talk ing was the course best suited to my of the possible improvement towards He addressed the students of St. needs. I enrolled at Leland Stanford 100. Philip's high school in Chicago re­ University and was graduated from cently with the following: "Higher the College of Engineering in 1897. education, generally, faces a cam­ President Hoover was then student Harvard ''Lampoon" Banned paign against hoarding which is much manager of the football team." From Mails for Obscenity more important than the drive Cambridge, Mass.—^An issue of the against the hoarders of money . . . Fascinating Study Harvard Lampoon, which is called If the brains of this generation are "Photographing plant and animal "Tutors, Just Tutors" as a take-off buried in the homes and allowed to life in its various stages of develop­ on Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt's suffer the non-productive stagnation ment, though a tedious problem, "Babies, Just Babies," has been at of so much of our national wealth, seemed to me to be a fascinating one. least temporarily banned from the then the future holds not only a repe­ I made a study of flowers, under-sea mails by Cambridge postal oflBcials tition of our present economic uncei*- growths, and microscopic animal life. on the grounds that it is obscene and tainty, but a moral and intellect My object was to make technicolor plagiaristic. chaos as well ..." motion pictures of buds as they blos­ Editors of the Lampoon asserted "Taking religion out of education somed into beautiful flowers. Mass that in spite of the ban they intended has failed . . . The nation, Catholic production in this work was impos­ to deliver the issue to every mail sub­ and Protestant, is turning to the sible. To film these flowers in the scriber by any means available. schools which have never wavered in process of blooming required no small the teaching of the fundamentals of amount of patience; experiments had A valet is more important than a Christian civilization. Having lagged to be tried over and over again until secretary.—John Greenhouse, ex-valet (Continued on Page 10) (Continued on Page 13) to ex-mayor Walker of New York- . SLv The Scholastic Donaldson to Assist Cast JACK MILES' ORCHESTRA In "Vagabonds" Tomorrow WILL PLAY FOR PROM Ticket Sale Begins Monday, SHOW IS MARCH 29 Freshmen Will Hold A And Closes Feb. 21. Smoker Wednesday Eve Operetta To Be Enacted by in University Gym Jack Miles and his orchestra, popu­ lar among radio fans, have been en­ Freshmen With Cassasanta gaged to play for the 1933 Junior Directing. By Robert Ervin Prom which will be held in the Palais A Freshman Smoker sponsored by When the cast of "The Vagabonds" the Reverend Patrick H. Dolan, C.S.C, convenes for rehearsal tomorrow, Prefect of Discipline, and directed by Walter Donaldson, nationally known the S. A. C, will be held in the Gym­ song writer and director of musical nasium, Wednesday, February 8, at shows, will be holding the baton. 7:30 p. m., in cooperation with Fresh­ Donaldson, author of such famous man representatives. song hits as, "My Buddy," "Mammy," The purpose of this Smoker is to "My Blue Heaven," and "Sundown" get the freshmen better acquainted. will be here to assist Professor Cas­ Each student attending will wear a sasanta direct the University's iirst card bearing his name and state. attempt at a musical operetta, "The The University Band directed by Vagabonds," which will be presented Professor Joseph J. Casasanta will in Washington Hall on March 29. feature a program of popular selec­ This type of a production, a roman­ tions which all of the frosh may sing. tic comic opera for a male cast, is Cards with the words to this music to be tried on the Notre Dame cam­ will be distributed to those present. pus for the first time. It is being A good boxing and wrestling show sponsored by the Freshmen Class. made up of contestants from each Professor Casasanta, who is to di­ hall will be staged. Outstanding JOSEPH CONDON rect and produce this show, expects vocal and instrumental solos are to be Jack Miles will play. to make it an annual event, and to presented. Plans are under way for incorporate the membership of the several novelty numbers including a Royale Ballroom, South Bend, on Feb­ cast into a club similar to the Uni­ military drill, a contest for the big­ ruary 24. Chairman John J. Hoban versity Players. gest lie, mythical "bull session," med­ made the announcement this week to ical fare, and a tumbling act. An­ THE SCHOLASTIC. Written By Arthur Penn other unusual attraction wlil be a bi­ Two-thirty permissions have been "The Vagabonds" was written by cycle race around the indoor track. secured by Chairman Hoban through Arthur A. Penn and published by At the conclusion refreshments will the oifice of the Prefect of Discipline. . Witmark and Sons of New York. be served. The opening date of the ticket sale is Mr. Penn is also the author of such Monday, February 6. Seventy-five stage successes as, "The Lass of Lim­ Admission Free . tickets have been allotted to seniors, erick Town," "Yokohama Maid," Admission to this smoker, which is the number of which will not be aug­ "Captain Crossbones" and "The Flow­ open to freshmen only, will be free. mented, it was announced. The ticket ers That Bloom in the. Spring." sale will close on February 21. Freshmen working on the Smoker The cast for this production in­ are as follows: General Chairman— Chairman Hoban and President Jo­ cludes, John Egan, John Ryan, Jack Sweeney, President of the class. seph Condon of the Junior Class are George Menard, John Tompkins, Art Cronin of Dillon and Dick Baker working on plans for the dinner dance John Henry, John Nesbit, William of Brownson are directing the boxing which will take place in the Oliver Cazaza, Jerry Roach, Vince Phoebus, and wrestling events. Bob Ervin, Hotel, the night following the Prom. David Ryan, and Mark Finochario. Dillon, is in charge of entertainment The price, orchestra, and general de­ The chorus will include. King Steph­ assisted by Dan Hanrahan, Fresh­ tails will be announced in the next enson, Maurice Quinn, Robert Butler, man; Frank McDevitt, Carroll, and issue of THE SCHOLASTIC. George Wolf, Richard Shells and Dan McLaughlin, Brownson. Matt George Wenz. McShane will arrange the musical Baltimore — Compulsory military Professor Cassasanta received a program; his aids are. Ken Laws, training in colleges last week received letter from Richard Kountz, director Dillon, and Ed Noonan, Carroll. a severe blow from the Baltimore of the educational music department Superior Court. The court denied the of the M. Whitmark and Sons Com­ University of Maryland the right to pany, in which is expressed his best tion of the show. Such an under­ expel Ennis H. Coale, a student, be­ wishes for the success of "The Vaga­ taking has never before been at­ cause he refused to take military bonds." tempted at Notre Dame, I understand. training. Mr. Kountz stated, "We take this Such a delightful piece of light com­ Judge Ulman said he would issue a opportunity to wish you all the suc­ edy should find much favor among writ of mandamus to prevent the uni­ cess in the world in your presenta- the students." versity from expelling Coale. Febi-uaru 3, 1933 Seven ARMSTRONG SQUEEZES Bengal Boxing Matches OUrANOTHER"ALUMNUS" To be Held March Third "In Justice to Alumni in Good Standing/' He Says. Engineers Forego Their OVER 30 ENTRIES Annual Formal; Reason: Mr. James E. Armstrong, Alumni There is a Depression secretary, '25, has succeeded in edit­ Unusual Prizes Attract Best ing one more issue of the Notre Dame Aluvfimisi, the February number Pugilistic Talent; Entries Because of economic conditions, Are Still Open. which is to be out today. The editor the Faculty Dance Committee of the gives three reasons for the publica­ University has ruled out the annual March 3, has been set as the defi­ tion of this issue: First, "Justice to Engineers' Formal this year. This nite date of the annual Bengal Bouts, the alumni who have paid dues which fact was made known to THE SCHO­ sponsored by THE SCHOLASTIC in be­ the Association specified would in­ LASTIC by William Martersteck, pres­ clude the alumni magazine"; second, ident of the Engineers 'Club. half of the University's mission fund. "Credit at the Ave Maria, which Entries for the championship tour­ The dance is an annual function of they can ill aflrord, but which we ac­ ney were increased to over 30 with the Engineers' Club and is usually cept in the conviction that some fut­ the addition of the names of eight held directly following the opening ure alumni will not only subscribe to fighters this week. Several boxers of the second semester. the Alumnus but to the Ave Maria"; have been working out regularly for third, "Urgent letters from two Last year's Formal was held at the the past few days in the gymnasium. groups of alumni, those who have K. C. Ballroom in South Bend and Dunn To Supervise paid their dues and those who ob­ was considered a success. With examinations over it will be viously are sincere but can't pay their binding upon all entrants to begin dues, both asking definitely that this Fifteen Applications Are active training the first part of next one contact with Notre Dame be Considered by Wranglers week. Len Dunn, boxing director of maintained." the show, winner of a University Only Half Size Fifteen applicants for membership championship in 1931, will visit the As a result of unpaid dues, the in the Wranglers, the honorary fo­ training quarters regularly, advise current issue of the Alumnus is one rensic society of the University, have the less experienced entrants in mat­ half the usual size. Hence, its editor completed the necessary formalities, ters of technique, training, etc., and was forced to include only the essen­ and today are awaiting notifications at the same time evaluate the boxers tial bits of news relative to the hap­ of acceptance or rejection into the or­ with an eye toward elimination penings at the University, a mini­ ganization. matches. mum of Club notes, and one column Many applications were received, Bengal Needs -Money Badly of athletic news. and last week personal inteniews Mr. Armstrong says that his edit­ with each student desirous of entering With entries still coming in, the orial is not aimed at those who are the society were held. The member­ enthusiasm shown towards this year's absolutely unable to pay their dues ship committee composed of John tournament might be explained in nor at those 1500 whose dues are Hayes, Hugh Fitzgerald and John part by the unusual nature of the paid. "But," he says, "I can't help Clancy selected the most suitable ap­ prizes offered. To the winners of uni­ but estimate another 1500 who are in plicants when all the inters'iews had versity championships will go sweat­ that class the national administra­ been completed. On Wednesday, after ers with an ND worked onto a box­ tion has labeled 'hoarders.' These a short business meeting, seven as­ ing glove background; to the losers, Ijecple, with a conservatism that, if pirants were called to deliver a short something practical, as opposed to moderate, would certainly find justi­ extemporaneous speech. The remain­ medals—if the boxers themselves so fication in present conditions, carry it der were heard on Thursday evening. desire. beyond that point, and to preserve a With the final speech, the society Entries to the Boxing Show will fancied individual security are per­ convened and an individual vote was be accepted up until ten o'clock, Sun­ mitting institutions that are essential taken to ascertain the acceptability day evening, Feb. 5, at the room of to their continued well-being to col­ of each applicant. The result has not Howard Waldron, Alumni Hall. lapse about them." yet been made public, but the men The necessity of staging a tourna­ The Editor of the Alumnus asks who have been elected to member.ship ment the equal of last year's unquali­ those whose dues are unpaid to give in the society will receive notice of fied success is readily seen from an the matter serious consideration and, their admittance before the end of analysis of the Bengal predicament in if possible, prevent the University the week. President Boyle announced. general and from a letter from one from sulfering an added burden. conversant with mission affairs, in Prof. James Harvey Rogers, Ster­ particular. (See "Voice of the Cam­ Ignace Paderewski, famous Polish ling Professor of Political Economy pus," page 9.) statesman and pianist, says that ma­ at Yale University and author of chines destroy culture, and that "America Weighs Her Gold," asserts The danger is that the more intel­ "crazy" production was the cause of that Great Britain will be wise not ligent the machine, the less intelligent the depression. to rush back on to the gold standard. the man.—Ignace Paderewski. Eight The Scholastic YOUNG SCRIPPER WOULD MAN ABOUT THE CAMPUS APPRECIATE SOME HELP Bv J. D. Porterfield Second Issue Due Sometime Seeing no pictures on the desk, we individuality in Raddatz's taste. Al­ in February. knew we were on the right track. A though he admits Guy Lombardo has word from the roommate assured us an excellent orchestra, he. prefers By the Young Scripper we were correct in our assumptions, Paul Whiteman and Duke Ellington and so we were in the presence of to anv of the later musical stars. Now that the exams are over, and Leslie Raddatz. Dont' jump at con­ those of us who are left will be able clusions though. As has been fully to stretch our legs and go back to explained, the only reason for the Hook's again, it is time for us to barrenness of Les' desk is the rapidity think about a second number of that with which the objects of esteem is well-known publication. Scrip. It replaced by a successor. Not, indeed, seems from the sales of the first that the gentleman is fickle, but he number, way back in November, that has the well-upheld reputation of be­ many of you are pleased with this ing the most frequently disappointed year's Notre Dame quarterly. We in love man on campus. would hate to lose that patronage, and so we are really very anxious to Journalistically IVIinded put out an issue this month that will Having finished with involved and be better, if possible, than the No­ technical explanation, we progress. vember one was. But, as usual, we Leslie Raddatz, 211 Walsh, English need more material—especially book major, as the Notre Dame Directory reviews. You know, book reviews are so concisely puts it, is a man of capa­ LESLIE RADDATZ those little things that go in the back bilities. At Ignatius High School Not that he is fickle .... of the book, like the answers in in Cleveland, Ohio, his present desti­ arithmetic text-boks. We need some Touching on radio programs, we found nation a few days hence, he not only things like that. Now we can come that he extremely dislikes Jack Benny played basketball (We would like to to our peroration: see Raddatz in a basketball suit—^Ed.) and his program. (Mother, there's How To Do It but was also Art Editor of the school that funny man again.) He is indeed paper, and a member of the annual a student of the old school. If you have been doing any reading staff. These were auspicious begin­ Ever since time began, Les has lately, write up one of the books you nings and he has progressed accord­ been rooming with Fred MacBeth, have read and send your copy to the ingly. In his sophomore year, Rad­ Notre Dame's track captain. They Y'oung Scripper, in 348 Sorin. All datz was Campus Clubs Editor of the have found the merger agreeable and we require is that the books be fairly Dome; junior year saw him editor in have kept it intact even through new and never reviewed in Scrip be­ chief of the Dome, and at present, he these days of depression. fore. It's easy to write a _ book- is Senior Advisory Editor to the same Tall, studious - looking, a person review. All you have to do is to tell publication. In addition, he is Asso­ with a dry sense of humor that makes whether you liked the book or not, ciate Editor of the Juggler and THE you wonder why all people don't tell and why. That seems to us like a SCHOLASTIC. There is some talk of their jokes that way, a member of pretty good proposition. Remember, contributions to Scriji, which will that select clientele who are the sub­ if your name is in the contributors' make a clean sweep for him, but a.s ject of Keyhole Portraits, the whis- column, you get a free copy, deliv­ yet, these have not materialized. pered-about gentleman who went out ered to you personally, with Scrip's for track one day and ended up in the best wishes, by Lefty Douville, our May Go To Oxford infirmary by reason of a misplaced ambassador of good will. And won't Les, in his four years here, has hurdle, in a word, Leslie Raddatz. the folks at home be pleased ? made his home in Howard, Morrissey, As for the rest of the February Howard and Walsh. Like all Seniors, number, it is beginning to shape up he not only likes Willa Gather, who Attention Funny Fellow, Dome fairly well. We may even get a story is his roommate's pet peeve, but also from the Old Scripper, if Juggler claims his Senior hall as the best he Cincinnati—Henceforth talent in­ affairs go well, and if the meals in the has lived in, and the best on the cam­ stead of beauty will rule in putting dining hall aren't too tough. We are pus. into the University of Cincinnati year sure that you McCabe fans can hardly Pursuing his studies in English lit­ book the pictures of certain co-eds. wait. We'll give you the exact date erature, Les hopes to go to Oxford Robert Galbraith, editor-in-chief of of publication next week. See you next year where he can delve deeper the year book, said that beauty pages then! into the realm of Shakespeare. Al­ in the book are "too provincial," and though he is all wrapped up in jour­ no matter how many tears were shed Dr. Dayton C. Miller, professor at nalism, Les claims it is all right only by campus beauties, the section will Case School of Applied Science, ex­ as a hobby, or perhaps an avocation. be omitted from the 1933 publication. pects to prove soon whether or not Some people sure indulge their hob­ Instead, he said, the book will feat­ ether, that unknown substance bies. ure "activities girls" who have played thought for years to fill all space be­ Going from literature to music,- big parts in student ventures and tween the planets and stars, really quite a step these days, we found an affairs. exists. February .J, 1933 Nine STAGE "CHARLEY'S AUNT" BEFORE PACKED HOUSES VOICE OF THE CAMPUS All letters to the Voice of the Cam/pus must be addressed to the Editor of Kelly Production Applauded THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Sorin Hall. Names Tnust be signed in full. Initials viill At Two Performances. be used upon request.

By Robert Dillon FROSH VS. NEWMAN of wooing reluctant dollars out of de­ Hitting the high spots of comedy pleted pockets are powerless to find Editor of THE SCHOLASTIC words expressive of our gratitude. with the presentation of "Charley's Dear Editor: Aunt" the University Theatre Play­ SO many vital interests are at stake, ers kept packed-in audiences well en­ Well, the kids certainly enjoyed the needs are so great, and the diffi­ tertained at the two performances the second show last Saturday night. culties so many, that I struggle in And they sure illustrated the nega­ vain for adequate expression of our tive of Cardinal Newman's idea of gratitude. University; this is how one recog­ Allow me to congratulate you al.^o nizes a freshman. on the clever publicity campaign con­ ducted last March in the issues of The vehemence of the patriotic THE SCHOLASTIC that preceded your shrieks of the New Yorkers, and the Boxing Match. Not only were the boos of tlie urbanites was very dis­ articles such as to create interest, heartening to us who never get a stimulate curiosity, and get your fine chance to cheer publicly for cur small body of students to desire to attend home towns. We have seen New the Boxing Match, but there was a York and we are quite sure it is not cleverness about it, a certain high­ as great as the cries of the Gotham- born delicacy of touch, that I could ites would have us believe, nor as un­ not help admiring. I hope and pray desirable as the boos of the opposi­ that your efforts along that line will tion sounded. be as successful as those of last year And then there was that entertain­ in spite of the hard times. ing fellow with the scale, gurgling Am I emphasizing the obvious when laugh; I'll bet he made that same I express my admiration for the moronic piping when he looked at hi3 make-up, content, literary style, of ROGER BIERNE exam questions that morning. this year's SCHOLASTIC? I was very Was infamously deceived Freshmen take Joy in believing much interested in reading the words given in Washington Hall on the eve­ their's the worst class in the history that Fr. O'Donnell spoke to you at the nings of January 21 and 22. of the school, and this year's group SCHOLASTIC meeting. I am also very Dave Powers as "Charley's Aunt" isn't the least bit individual in that happy that THE SCHOLASTIC has now new editorial headquarters. As a behaved in an extremely coquettish respect. It wasn't apropos for many fellow-sinner, I hope that the second manner, and despite the masculine of us to give vent to our mirths of part of your year shall be as success­ stride and cigar-smoking tendencies, adolescence, but had it been and had ful as the first. received two proposals during the it sounded like those of this year's evening. Roger Beirne gave a strik­ collegiate minims, I know that I for Believe me, my dear Mr. Stephan, ingly natural characterization as one am glad that we had a certain Yours gratefully in Christ, Stephen Spettigue, and had the audi­ fellow around here who was "pepper" (Rev.) John B. Delaunay, C.S.C. ence on his side continually. Al­ to the yearlings, and others, too. Edtor of the Bengalese though "infamously deceived" at the Sincerely, end of the play he maintained the F. Seton Stalev. legendary English dignity. Tighe Middies May Be Jobless Woods as Sir Francis Chesney carried the weight of his years easily, and BENGAL BOUTS Washington, D. C-—So that half of wasn't above the motivating force of Mr. Edmund A. Stephan, the graduates at the United States an occasional whiskey and soda. Naval Academy at Annapolis won't SCHOLASTIC Editor, Jack Finneran, George AUingham, have to hunt jobs without college de­ and Arthur Neumann acted well and Notre Dame, Ind. grees, the House naval committee last effectively in their respective parts. My dear Mr. Stephan: week approved a billw^hich would let The feminine characters were capably the academy confer a degree of bach­ I just read in the January 13 issue handled by 'Misses F. Theresa Chis- elor of science. of the Notre Dame SCHOLASTIC that holm, and Charlotte Maurer, Dorothy Because only a few vacancies exist you are preparing another Boxing Gustafson, and Mary Jane Tate. Pro­ in the Navy, it is estimated that only Match in behalf of our missionaries fessor Frank K. Kelly of the Depart­ about half this year's academy gradu­ in India. ment of Speech was in charge of pro­ ating class can take commissions, and duction. The University Theatre or­ Allow me to congratulate you on the rest will have to go job hunting. chestra composed of sixteen pieces this undertaking. Never more than under the direction of Professor Jo­ at the present time do our mission­ Issues have a way of disappearing seph J. Casasanta, rendered several aries need help. Those of us who after election and never coming lip popular selections between the acts. are engaged in the unpleasant task for decision.—Calvin Coolidge. Ten The Scholastic

FATHER BURKE PRESENTS COMMERCE FORUM WILL AUTOGRAPHED BALL FUNNY MEN! "JUGGLER" SHOW TWO PICTURES TO MOLOKAI GROUP. DEADLINE IS THE 8TH Editor Wants to Relax—How The Nation's Market Places By Edward J. O'Brien About Some Help? Are Subject of Movies. At the Testimonial Dinner given in honor of the football team on Jan­ uary 16, Reverend Charles L. O'Don- By The Old Scripper Two motion pictures will be shown nell, president of the Unverisity, used in Washington Hall next Thursday as the theme of his address the world­ Although all reports have not come evening, February 9, at eight o'clock wide enthusiasm toward football in in as yet, the Old Scripper is pleased under the auspices of the Commerce general and toward Notre Dame foot­ to announce that at the pre:ent Forum. An invitation to attend has ball in particular. Pointing out as a writing all his staff have come been extended to all members of the striking example of this enthusiasm through with flying colors ( which is University by the Forum. the leper colony of Molokai, Father more than they went into them with). "The Nation's Market Place," one O'Donnell told how these pitiable It just goes to show what a beneficial of the pictures to be sho%vn, is the derelicts clustered around powerful effect a little relaxation will have. only motion picture ever taken on the radio receivers to follow the fortunes And there's nothing (well, almost floor of the New York Stock Ex^ of the Notre Dame football team each nothing), so relaxing as tapping out a change. It traces the order of a buyer Saturday during the season. little humor for the Old Scripper. in Tacoma for a certain block of Just Think! stocks through his local broker, and Vicarious Thrill Helps the order to sell the same stocks filed Those few hours spent in listening Just think: the more humor you by a stockholder in New Orleans with to the games served, in pleasant tap out, the more he can relax. And his broker. fashion, as short interludes from the it's done him a world of good, fellows The manner in which the two or­ gnawing pain which must have been —you who contributed have a right ders are brought together on the floor eating at their bodies. It seems to be proud. But February is always of the Exchange and the various steps strange that they should be so inter­ a tough month for the old boy, and of the transaction are shown in de­ ested in the activities of fellow- we feel sure that you aren't going to tail. humans with bodies firm and whole— let him down. Not after helping him The other film entitled "The Me­ not pain-wracked and slowly rotting to pass his exams. Get your name on chanics of the Nation's Market Place" like their own. Why should they be the charity list—the dead-line is Wed­ presents a definite record of the train­ interested in what people like them­ nesday the 8th. Hey, you! no pushin'. ing given to its youthful employees selves were doing and which they by the New York Stock Company. could never do? But they were and are interested, an interest tinged with Symphony Orchestra Plans Participating in the picture are 1500 Concert Late in March employes and 1100 members of the sadness perhaps, but nevertheless Exchange. deep interest. The Notre Dame Symphony orches­ Sent Last Week tra under the direction of Professor Accuse Harvard Lecturer Some such thoughts as these may Richard Seidel is preparing for a of $750,000 Swindle have been in Father Eugene Burke's popular concert to be given late in mind at the banquet as Father O'Don­ March. nell finished speaking. A little later Cambridge, Mass. — Dr. Joao F. Such popular music as the "Blue the drawing for the autographed foot­ Normano, for the last two years a Danube Waltz" and the "Merry ball was announced and, much to his visiting lecturer in economics at Har­ Wives of Windsor" have been se­ surprise. Father Burke won the ball vard College and associate director of lected. Hitherto the programs have as Dean McCarthy, who sat beside the Harvard Bureau of Economci Re­ consisted mainly of the heavier him, had jokingly predicted he would. search in Latin-America, was identi­ classics. After the banquet. Father Burke fied by Dr. Fritz Driesen, a Berlin readily agreed with Father O'Don- merchant, last week as Isaak Lewin, nell's suggestion that the ball be sent S. A. C. Plans Social former Berlin banker wanted in an to the lepers of Molokai. It was sent alleged $750,000 swindle In Germany And Athletic Events last week. in 1928 and 1929. Dr. Normano, who was arrested re­ Plans of a social and athletic nature cently on request of the German gov­ ARMSTRONG ON TOUR were formulated by the Students ernment, denies he is Lewin or that (Continued fi-om Page 5) Activities Council at the regular he had any connection with the Berlin meeting held last Sunday. The coun­ swindle. He asserts he is a native of sorely behind the secular colleges cil will act as sponsors of the Fresh­ Brazil. while materialism poured its golden men smoker.to be held February 8, The German government says he is tributes on their accommodaating in the gymnasium. a native of Kiev, Russia, and a citizen campuses, the Catholic college now The members of the council also of Nicaragua. finds itself in the van of educational decided to hold a swimming meet dur­ theory. It is no longer a matter of ing the mpnth of March. No definite Ah! who can tell how hard it is to religion only to attend a Catholic plans regarding this activity were climb the steep where Fame's proud college—^It is a matter of common made and a discussion of the affair temple shines afar? sense' and patriotism ..." was postponed until the next meeting. February .}, 19d.i Eleven

TWO ART LECTURES TO ARCHITECTURE SCHOOL BE GIVEN HERE IN SCHEDULE TWO DEBATES ISSUES ITS BULLETIN MARCH. WITH MICHIGAN STATE Mr. F. M. Ludevig, a graduate of 64 Page Publication Contains Ohio State University will give a First on March 2; Trials Remarkable Designs. series of lectures this semester on Arranged With N. U. Art at Washington.HalL Mr. Lude­ The Bulletin of the Department of vig, according to the Reverend J. L. By Tom Proctor Architecture, a 64 page, paper bound Carrico, C.S.C., has a number of good publication, made its appearance on facts. Two debates with Michigan State campus this week for the first time Thursday, March 2, he will speak on University have been definitely sched­ "Art and Science in Arches and uled by. William Coyne, director of Rivets." Briefly, the first topic will debating, to begin the University of treat of some noted European Cathe­ Notre Dame's forensic activity on the dral, and compare it to our American question, "Resolved: that state and type of building—the skyscraper. It local governments should derive at will consider the functional use of least 50% of their revenue from some line and mass in art composition, and source other than a tax on tangible will develop art in the light of past property." and contemporary science as em­ ployed in buildings. On Thursday Debate Northwestern "B" Team night, March 23, he will explain the "Lure of Pictorial Art." This subject The first of these debates will be will consist in the evaluation of an held on March 2 at Michigan State, important European painting or mu­ with Notre Dame upholding the af­ ral decoration in comparison to Amer­ firmative side of the question. Repre­ ican production. It will, in the main, sentatives of the Michigan school stress the Aesthetic value derived will come to Notre Dame on March from art. 12 to argue against the negative team. Mr. Coyne has also arranged Thursday night, April 6, Mr. Lude­ two trial debates with Northwestern vig will give the final lecture on "Art University's "B" teams for the 23rd in Everyday Life." This in general of this month. The coach hopes to PROFESSOR FRANCIS KERVICK will be a recapitulation of the princi­ give all of his squad of twelve men Head of Architechire School. ples set forth in the first two lectures opportunities to take part in trial with special emphasis upon their debates before the opening of the in 15 years. It is the third number practical application. The subject I'egular season. matter will be so chosen, as to cut of its kind published by the Univer­ Two men to represent Notre Dame sity. across a large area of the field of art, and each topic is merely to be in the radio meet with Kent College Part of the Bulletin is comprised considered as a sampling of a re­ of Law in Chicago on Saturday, Feb­ of the regular University announce­ spective division. He will supplement ruary 11, have not yet been chosen ments and general information, while his lectures with the use of slides. from those who are working on the the rest of it is devoted to a history Mr. Ludevig was the chief archi­ question of government owTiership of of the development of the Department tect of the new Josephinum College in hydro-electric power. of Architecture. Columbus, Ohio. Prize Designs Are Printed Lectures on Advertising The first courses in architecture at Today in Law Auditorium Notre Dame were offered in 1898, in to a local board, drawings from which response to a request of two Spanish the best are selected and sent to the students who had come from the Institute each year. According to an announcement by Ecole des Beaux Arts, in Paris, and Among those whose designs have Dean McCarthy of the College of who wished to continue their study won Institute awards and honorable Commerce, Mr. John Glen Sample of of architecture w-hile learning Eng­ mention are Joseph Lauber, '29, Paul the Black, Decker, and Samp!e Ad­ lish. In 1930, the Department was Flanagan, '32, John Brown, '30, Laur­ vertising Comany in Chicago will give admitted to membership in the Asso­ ence MoUer, '31, Irwin Finch, '29, a lecture on "Radio and Advertising" ciation of Collegiate Schools of Archi­ Wilbur McElroy, '26, and Richard at 3:15 this afternoon in the Auditor­ tecture. Zimmerly, '29. SoUitt Competition ium of the Law Building. To empha­ The Bulletin features several out­ prizes of 350 each, given by the Ralph size his salient points, Mr. Sample standing designs by graduates and SoUitt and Sons Construction Com­ will use exhibits. The lecture is for undergraduates of the Architectural pany of Chicago and South Bend, to the members of the Commerce School, particularly for students interested School which have won awards at students for the best design submitted in the different phases of Advcrtiiing. the Beaux Arts Institute in New as -a solution to a special architec­ York City. Sophomores, juniors and tural problem assigned for the cur­ seniors in the Department of Archi­ rent school year, were awarded to You know who critics are? The men tecture are enrolled in the Beaux Felix Frank, '32, and Thomas Gal- who have failed in literature and art. Arts Institute of Design and submit braith, '32. —Benjamin Disraeli. Tivelve The Scholastic

AJFter Dinner Speech Class ROTARY CLUB BANQUETS Holds Annual Banquet THIRTY RECEIVE HOLY 1932 FOOTBALL SQUAD CROSS HABIT MONDAY "My Philosophy of Life" was the subject developed by each member of Dean McCarthy is Principal Professor Frank Kelly's After Dinner Names Used in Religious Life Speaker at Local Dinner. Speech class at a banquet held in the Also Given. Rose-Marie Tea-room, Saturday eve­ "Hunk". Anderson and thirty mem­ ning, January 28. This banquet and Thirty postulants received the habit bers of the 1932 football squad were program climaxing a semester's work of the Brothers of Holy Cross at 9:30 guests of the South Bend Rotary follows a custom of some year's Wednesday morning in the Sacred Club Wednesday noon, January 25, at standing. Heart Church. At this ceremony they an annual dinner given in their honor Paul Host, captain of the 1932 foot­ also received the names they will use at the Oliver Hotel. A novel feature ball team, acted in the capacity of in the religious life. The postulants of this year's banquet was the plan of toastmaster and introduced the speak­ were from Sacred Heart Postulate in having each player attend as the per­ ers. Mr. Kelly spoke last and di­ Watertown, Wisconsin. They will sonal guest of one of the Rotarians. rected his words mainly to the grad­ spend a year in the St. Joseph No­ uating members of the class, stress­ vitiate, Notre Dame, in preparation Football and Education ing the thought that when a for the profession of temporary vows. Dean James E. McCarthy, College man looks back on his undergradu­ Relatives and friends were present in of Commerce, was introduced by Mr. ate days at Notre Dame, he realizes the Church. that he has found "another mother." Bernard Voll, '17, as the principal Reverend James A. Burns, C.S.C., speaker. "Notre Dame Not A Foot­ Paul Host and Jerry Roach handled Provincial of the Congregation of ball School," a timely topic, was all of the banquet details. Holy Cross, performed the ceremony. treated at length by the Dean, "li Reverend William R. Connor, C.S.C., our football team is the sole reason Italian Club Holds secretary of the Board of Trustees of for our existence, then we are living Roman Dinner Jan. 30. the University of Notre Dame, was a daily lie; we are deceiving some master of ceremonies. twenty-seven hundred j'oung men thirty-six weeks each year—the Com­ The Italian club held its first Rom­ Fifteen Take Vows monwealth of Indiana w^ould be acting an dinner of the new year last Mon­ On Thursday morning fifteen properly in revoking our charter as day evening, Jan. 30, at Vumbaco's Brothers who had completed their an educational institution — the ac­ restaurant in South Bend. Forty year of preparation at the St. Joseph crediting associations who respect and members enjoyed a first class dinner Novitiate made their temporary pre- pass upon our educational qualifica­ and were entertained with Neapolitan fession of vows. The Brothers did tions and equipment periodically have songs and selections furnished by'the this at a private ceremony at the no­ been perpetuating an injustice to management and an impromptu trio vitiate. They then go to Dujarie In­ parents and students when they rank composed of Emilio Gervasio, Michael stitute to study at the University of us among the upper flight of educa­ SantuUi and Jolin J. Busichio who, by Notre Dame. Father Burns also pre­ tional institutions," said Dean Mc­ special request also rendered sided at this ceremony and said Mass Carthy. "Please." at six o'clock. Reverend K. M. Healy, C.S.C, is the master of novices. High Credentials Necessary The committee in charge of the occasion was composed of Andrew The following are the Brothers who "Prospective students are only ad­ Maifei, chairman, Leonard Cacciatori received the habit and the names they mitted to Notre Dame on the pres­ and Joseph Costa. took: entation of evidence that they have been graduated from an accredited Names Of Postulants preparatory or- high school," con­ Leacock Can End Depression John Lyons, Glenwood City, Wis., tinued the speaker. "They must have in Six Days, He Claims Brother Ewald; Harry Creany, Chi­ the New York State Regents fifteen cago, Brother Neri; John Klusman, point count in entrance subjects for Philadelphia, Brother Ddolphus; Ed­ admittance to any of the five colleges Montreal—^Prof. Stephen Leacock, win Derosier, Wakefield, Wis., Brother of the University. They are not eli­ chairman of the department of eco­ Candidus; Barius Risley, Evansville, gible for competition until after their nomics and political science at McGill Ind., Brother Howard; Paul Yorke, Freshman year; to be eligible there­ university and an internationally Bedford, Ohio, Brother Pacificus; after they must be passing in the known humorous writer, said last William Kelliher, Holyoke, Mass., courses for which they are registered. week that by proper action the pres­ Brother Cleophas; Leo Junke, Green­ These regulations are precisely those ent depression could be lifted in six ville, Pa., Brother Lutger; William that are in vogue in the Western days, cured in six months and its re­ Rumrill, Northbridge, Mass., Brother Conference," explained Mr. McCarthy. turn prevented in six years. Oswajj-ld; John Swiderski, Cicero, 111., "We are supremely happy and sin­ The professor-writer predicted that Brother Amandus; Thomas Tobin, cere iri our knowledge that this foot­ the world would come to a catastro­ Chicago, Brother Hermengild; Richard ball team is composed of men on phic end-if steps were not taken soon Bransby, Lancaster, Pa., Brother whose very souls has been engraved to lift the depression. Elmo; Earl Spielmacher, Grand the image of Notre Dame. They are Rapids, Mich., Brother Rudolph; our'testimonials of what Notre Dame Your depression is much superior Arthur Perzynski, Gilman, Minn., stands for' and represents. Their to our prosperity in Italy.—Baroness Brother Sixtus; Stanley Olszowka, (Continued on Page 31) Veszi-Mantica. (Continued on Page 31) Febriiary 3, 1933 Thirteen

False Alarm Cuts Off INDIA NEWS TELLS OF University Water Lines PILLSBURY INTERVIEWED BROTHER BEDE'S DEATH BY "SCHOLASTIC" MAN Seven o'clock . Saturday night and (Continued from Page o) no water! Indignant were the Knights Former Brownson Hall Prefect of the Bath who had eagerly awaited Succumbs in Bengal. their weekly wash. This a-^\'ful in­ they turned out successfully. I found convenience was caused by a fire that certain flowers refused to bloom Brother Bede, C.S.C, for many alarm for Washington Hall. under the electric light; artificial sun­ years a prefect in Brownson and St. Some one walking through the fog light had to be substituted. Then Edward's Halls, died in Bengal, India, of that night, saw the grey mist again, other flowers would wilt dur­ January 14. Since 1926 he had been clinging around the steeple, and ing the process of filming." "But," he thinking it was smoke, called the added, "I have since discovered a South Bend Fire Department. The more satisfactory method." gallant firemen sped up Notre Dame "Tonight, during my lecture," con­ Avenue with a fear in their heart tinued Dr. Pillsbury, "I will show- that this alarm might mean another some motion pictures of under-sea Notre Dame calamity. life. In making pictures below the Residents along the way, seeing surface, I found that at a depth of that the engines were headed for the thirty feet I could remain only fifteen University, hurriedly followed the minutes. At a depth of twenty feat, .siren-screaming trucks. however, it was possible for me to re­ Same Old Story main indefinitely. Twenty-five feet is perhaps the ideal level for photo­ When the firemen arrived at the graphing coral." Hall they attached their high pressure hose, turned off the University water Laboratory In California supply to boost the pressure, and en­ tered the building. They rushed to' "My work at my laboratory near the attic and tore up a few planks in Berkeley, California, is financed by their seai-ch for the blaze. It was a my lecture tours throughout the coun­ false' alarm. try and by the money that I receive for my films. I spend the greater BROTHER BEDE, C.S.C. The relieved fire fighters noncha­ portion of the winter months lectur­ lantly carried their axes back to the Lies in Ranikhoyig. ing and showing these films." Before trucks, folded up their hose, and re­ I could question him further, someone turned to the engine house. The ex­ stationed at Ranikhong, in the diocese announced to the naturalist that it citement was soon over. A few hours of Dacca, which the Holy See has en­ was time for him to appear on the later "Charley's Aunt" frolicked on trusted to the care of the Congrega­ stage. Thanking him for his kind­ the stage. tion of Holy Cross. He had charge ness in granting me a few moments of the numerous catechumens, con­ of his time, I took my leave. verts from the Garo tribe, at Ranik­ Henry Behrman to Join hong and at Mymensingh. Lecture Begins St. Thomas College Faculty Brother Bede, in 1930, saved his After I was seated in the theatre Jellow- missionary. Father Christopher In a recent issue of the Purple and waiting for the lecture to begin, I Brooks^from a painful death when Gray, news publication of St. Thomas tried to connect the two subjects— the latterswas attacked by a tiger. College in St. Paul, it was an­ botany and mechanical engineering. Brother Bede killed the animal with nounced that Henry Behrman, who As the theatre was darkened and the one shot. The incident received con­ was graduated from Notre Dame last picture of a laboratory — Dr. Pills- siderable publicity in the Catholic June with a degree in Physical Edu­ bury's laboratory with its ingenious press. cation, would be added to the staff at arrangement of tandem microscopes, Took Vows In 1909 St. Thomas next fall. numerous cameras, and intricate At the present time Behrman is mechanisms — was thrown on the Born in Tralee, County Kerry, Ire­ screen, the Doctor's reason for choos­ land, on August 24, 1884, Brother completing his work here for a Mas­ ter's degree in Boy Guidance. He ing the mechanical engineering course Bede was educated at the Academy of at Stanford became evident. Since the the Irish Christian Brothers in his will be in charge of the intra-mural program when he goes north to take scientist is a pioneer in his particular native town, and at Notre Dame. In field, he must build instruments that 1905 he was clothed in the habit of over his new position. He will act as assistant to James Masterson, who are suited to his work. The labora­ the Brothers of Holy Cross, and made tory in which the naturalist does his his final vows December 8, 1909. was head of the Physical Education department here before going to St. work, represents an investment of Besides serving as a prefect, he was o.ver thirty thousand dollars. for several years assistant superior Thomas in the fall of 1931. of the preparatory school for the Motion pictures of mitosis, the Brothers, Sacred Heart College, The more Europe pays the United movement of protoplasm in the cell, Watertown, Wisconsin. He was- also States, the less likelihood is there of budding, and conjugation were shown asssitant to the Master of Novices, that continent coming^ near the abyss in addition to the glimpses of animal Saint Joseph's Novitiate, at Notre of war.—Prof. Harold J. - Laski of and plant life as it exists below the Dame. London University. surface of the sea. Fourteen The Scholastic

"SANTA MARIA" TO BE THEATRE TALK DISTRIBUTED MONDAY The laughter of the audience at Due admiration for AUingham's K. C. Publication Will Make "Charley's Aunt" was a pleasant re­ splendid stage presence and unusual Initial Appearance ward for the student-actors' work in pantomine has already been fully the production. The lines are good, given. And in this delayed congratu­ sure-fire humor in this play but they latory note, may it be said Jack Fin- Fred Becklenberg, editor-in-chief of could not carry without certain farce neran's voice still re-echoed through the Santa Maria, stated definitely late Washington Hall until Jimmy Du­ continuity. Farce acting is difficult yesterday afternoon that his publica­ rante stole his thunder Tuesday eve­ to sustain, and the players, most of tion, official organ of the local chap- ning. Tighe Woods has recovered the them inexperienced in this particular regiment this Wednesday and Arthur style, did nobly. The disarming fa­ Neumann may have the thumb-in-the- miliarity of the campus audience with soup protector for catching his thou­ the production was the inspiration of sand 9nd one waiter cues. the needed sustained tone, for unlike most farce productions, there was no To be able to direct a farce one must know how to direct capably, tiring of the false interplay. Follow­ then add an ability to out-direct the ing the Yeats' hints at the Irish audi­ normal directions. More remarkable ence behavior, perhaps there should farce direction could not have been have been a storming of the stage to given by anyone unless it were by discover the versatile Powers for an Professor Frank Kelly with a little acclaim. more rehearsal time.

Sermon List And Directory of Student Masses for Second Semester Announced

FRED BECKLENBERG The sermon lists and directory of Feb. 26.—Forty Hours (no ser­ "When the]/ told mc ivhut to do I student masses for the second semes­ mon)—9:00, Fr. C. O'Donnell, cele­ ivent and did it." ter has been announced as follows: brant, Fr. Mulcaire and Fr. Carrico. March 1—Ash Wednesday (Low ter of the Knights of Columbus, will Feb. 5.—The Graces of The Eu­ Mass): 7:00-9:00, Fr. Molony. be distributed Monday evening. charist: 6:00-8:00, Fr. Butler; 7:00- The Santa Maria, formerly an an­ 9:00, Fr. Irving; 9:00, Fr. Reynolds, March 5.—Holy Orders: 6:00-8:00, nual, but now to be issued every few celebrant. Fr. T. Kelly; 7:00-9:00, Fr. E. months, is five pages in length, well Burke; 9:00, Fr. Clancy, celebrant. balanced in its makeup, limited al­ Feb. 12.—Frequent Communion: most entirely to Notre Dame news, 6:00-8:00, Fr. Fiedler; 7:00-9:00, Fr. March 12.—The Graces of Penance: and topped off by a striking black Dolan; 9:00, Fr. Murray, celebrant. 6:C0-8:00, Fr. Johnson; 7:00-9:00, cover designed by Becvar. Feb. 19.—Preparation and Thanks­ Fr. Connerton; 9:00 Fr. L. Heiser, celebrant. The magazine will be given to all giving: 6:00-8:00, Fr. L. L. Ward; local Knights and will be sent to 7:00-9:C0, Fr. L. Heiser; 9:00 Fr. March 19.—St. Joseph: 6:00-8:00, various councils throughout the Fogarty, celebrant. Fr. Kenna; 7:00-9:C0, Fr. Crumley; United States. Three thousand copies 9:00, Fr. J. Heiser, celebrant, Fr. J. are being printed. McAllister and Fr. Murray. CAP AND GOWN NOTICE! March 26.—Purpose of Amend­ 50 Years Ago—They Used ment; • 6:00-8:00, Fr. C. McAllister; President Francis A. Werner of To Celebrate Beforehand 7:00-9:00, Fr. Maher; 9:00, Fr. John­ the Senior class announces the son, celebrant. The following item appeared in the members of the cap and gown com­ South Bend Tribune of Jan. 25, 1883. mittee for 1933. Included on the April 2—Passion Sunday (no ser­ "Last evening a large audience as­ list are Edward Vzyral, Chester mon) 6:00-8:00, Fr. Stack; 7:00-9:00, sembled in Music hall at Notre Dame Barbeck, Raymond Reuland, Fran­ Fr. Norris; 9:00, Fr. L. L. Ward, cel­ to witness the introductory exercises cis Fogarty, and Thomas Behan. ebrant. to the semi-annual examinations. President Werner also stated that a representative will be on April 9.—Palm Sunday (no ser­ These exercises were of a literary mon) : To be appointed. and musical character and were given the campus to take cap and gown by members of the Euglossian and measurements on Feb. 6th and 7th. April 16.—Easter Sunday: To be Orpheonic societies under the direct The measurements will be taken in appointed. supervision of B. Anslem, a talented the Dry Cleaning Department, member of the musical faculty of Badin Hall. April 23.—Extreme Unction: 6:00- Notre Dame." (Continued on PaKe 30) Februwrij 3, 1933 Fifteen

BAND AND GLEE CLUB PLAY BY NEIL HUEEY RECORDINGS TO GO ON TWENTY-EIGHT FINISH iS BEING PRODUCED SALE MONDAY. COURSES HERE MONDAY The Four selections • recently re­ Two Act Drama on Newspaper corded by the University Band and Director of Studies Announces Life in Production. Glee Club will go on sale in Music Complete List. Hall next Monday, February 6. Pro­ A two act play entitled "Scoop," fessor Joseph J. Casasanta, director A new semester has begun at Notre of the music groups, and head of the written by Neil C. Hurley, last year's Dame, and a new life has begun for editor-in-chief of THE SCHOLASTIC, for school, will h£'.ve charge of their dis­ some of her former students. The Professor Charles Phillips, as a class tribution. Selections recorded by the organi­ list of tvventy-eight graduates and zations are "When the Irish Backs the colleges from which they are be­ Go Marching By," and "Notre Dame, ing graduated at the close of the first Our Mother." The former selection semester of the school year 1932-33 was recorded twice, one of which fea­ tures the band with a chorus by the has just been released by the Office Glee Club, and the other, a singing of of the Director of Studies. the piece by the Glee Club members List Of Graduates in four parts. The alma mater was recorded by Following is the list of graduates the Glee Club on one of the discs, who will return for degrees on Com­ and by the band on another one, with mencement Day, June 4: College of a special solo rendered by John Ryan. Arts and Letters, Eugene J. Coyne, One side of the discs has been left James C. Devlin, Brother Thomas blank for the recording of a message Drea, C.S.C, William J. FljTin, Max or selection so desired by the pur­ J. Friedman, Herbert P. Giorgio, Paul NEIL C. HURLEY chaser. Special apparatus will be in­ A. Host, Paul A. Howe, Edwin S. stalled in Professor Casasanta's head­ Kosky, Francis J. Madden, Emerit E. His play is being produced. quarters for this purpose. The fin­ Moore, Samuel J. Roach, Andrew J. ished product will sell for seventy- Shiebler; College of Commerce, Jo­ duty, is being produced at the present five cents. seph E. Busher, Francis W. Donalty, time in S Creator Illinois by Notre Gerald T. Fitzgerald, John A. Grams, Dame graduates of that district, one Joseph P. Holbach, Bernard J. Kraus, Under the direction of Professor of whom is John Ryan '32, (Music Thomas K. Mahaffey, John A. Ma- Casasanta, the University Concert and Drama.) tousek, Bernard F. McMahon, Emmet Band will play a special program at The short drama, a story of re­ F. Murphy, James W. Pow^er, Fred­ the Freshman smoker which w^ill be erick B. Snite; College of Engineer­ porter's life, is recei^^ng enough ap­ held in the gymnasium, February 8. ing, Eugene C. Calhoun, Robert G. proval from present audiences to The program to be offered will be Tischler; College of Law, Raymond J. warrant its production in several a complete change from the usual Reardon. towns in southern Illinois, and In­ numbers played during the basket­ diana. ball games. A concert will be given Of these men who have completed Active Since Graduation by the bandsters during the recesses their undergraduate days, some have of the Pittsburgh game on February stated their intention of continuing Hurley, employed by the Chicago 11. The program is scheduled to be­ with graduate work in the Univer­ Tribune during the summer and early gin at 7:30, one half hour preceding sity; others will leave to enter their fall months as a sports writer, is at the beginning of the game. respective fields. present associated with the Independ­ ent Pneumatic Tool Company of Chi­ cago. New Semester Registration Closes Tomorrow Another N. D. Dramatist •• Another Notre Dame graduate who Tomorrow, Saturday, February 4, is the registration progressed smoothly has just entered the field of the thea­ the last day for dissatisfied students and rapidly. Final and complete fig­ tre is Clinton Watson, '32, whose to stand in line at their respective ures on registration have not yet work in English '25 (Technique of the college windows to make changes in been compiled, but the registrar state= Drama) last year win him honors. their registration, according to Rob­ that the figure will fall between 2,600 Mr. Watson has just been appointed ert B. Riordan, registrar of the Uni­ and 2 800, a small, expected decrease stage director of the Little Theatre of versity. Students who do not clear from last semester's registration fig­ Flint, Mich., and is now engaged on up the matter of registration tomor­ ure of 2,874. his first production, Ibsen's 'Hedda row will be unable to do so at any Gobler," in which a talented Norwe­ other time. Students registering late THE SCHOLASTIC and Juggler gian actress is to appear. Mr. Wat­ will be assessed the usual fee of five staifs arid the Faculty board of son is planning a full spring season dollars. publications offer their sincerest of plays for the Flint theatre. Mr. Riordan points out that though sympathy to Richard Prezebel, Notre Dame allowed but one day for whose father died during the past Human nature is slow unless registration in classes for the second week. spurred to action.—Gandhi. semester of the present school year, Sixteen The Scholastic Prosperity of Farmer and PRODUCERS THANKFUL Nation are Commensurate FOR N.D. MOVIE SURVEY Fogarty Receives Letters From By Walter Johnson Hollsrwood Men.

"But a bold •pcasantnj, its nation's ant part in their life. The farmers Francis J. Fogarty, president of the pride. were happy, prosperous and self- Commerce Forum, has received letters When once destroi/ed, can never be sufficient. from the leading motion picture pro­ supplied." Then came the war—and, paradox­ ducers and distributors in answer to ically, its prosperity for the farm was This quotation doesn't fit the prob­ the beginning of its economic troub­ lem particularly well, probably be­ les. Europe, unable to produce, de­ cause Goldsmith didn't have us in pended on the United States for her mind when he wrote it. A point re­ foodstuffs; demand and prices in­ mains, however, in the fact that our creased steadily, manpower declined. farm population of some twenty mil­ As a result, farmers began to ex­ lions is quite literally facing destruc­ pand, to specialize in the production tion, economic destruction. of a particular crop, to buy more Prices of agricultural products land, and to replace their hired hand have reached unprecedented low lev­ with machines. While the war, with els, reducing the income of the farm­ its heavy demand, continued, things er to a vanishing point, while a stead­ were fine—^but the Armistice found ily deflating currency is increasing our farmers facing a rather difficult the burden of his debts and destroy­ situation. ing his property equities. Farm prof­ its have dropped from sixteen billions Surplus Seat Of Trouble in 1919 to approximately five billions Equipped and prepared to produce in 1932; mortgages now total almost for a' war-time market, they found twice that amount, the interest on that market no longer existing; the FRANCIS FOGARTY which, in many cases, exceeds annual farmer had over-expanded—and in income. the years following found himself His suifei/ is a success with an annual surplus. Too, he had Foreclosure Problem the information sent them from the assumed extensive obligations at in­ Commerce Survey. The letters thank Over one and one-half million flated prices for new land and ma­ him for the useful information and farms have been vacated during the chines, giving as security land mort­ assure him that they will certainly last three years. The "Farmers' Holi­ gages, which became more and more be of assistance in their business. day" of a few months ago indicated difficult to meet. possible results of a growing feeling Typical of these letters was one re­ This sui'plus, but a small percent­ of resentment, even rebellion, while ceived from H; M. Warner, president recently in Iowa and Illinois threats age of the yearly crop, was the main of Warner Bros. Pictures, Inc. The and force have been used to prevent cause of his troubles. Products of in­ following is a paragraph from the foreclosure, seizure of equities by dustry, controlled in quantity and letter: protected by a tariff, have retained a finance companies holding overdue Warner Letter mortgages. The situation is rapidly fairly high price, but agricultural products, thanks to the surplus, must "We want you to know that we approaching a climax—and that—who greatly appreciate your having sent . knows? be sold at a much lower world market price. Farmers are unorganized and us this survey and it is our intention to take advantage of the information Farmer Once Independent therefore cannot regulate the sale of their- crops; the individual must sell contained herein, by supplying copies Causes of the farmers' present and sell all of his perishable produce of our Theatre Operating Department condition reach back almost three de­ immediately—in a market open to and our Studios on the coast, where cades. Through the first few years of foreigners. Thus he is unable to limit our pictures are produced." this century agricultural sections of sales to domestic buyers, to benefit The Clothing Survey which the the United States were blessed with from a higher domestic proce offered Commerce Forum has also been tak­ what might be termed a "cultural by our protective tariffs. In a word, ing is about one-third tabulated. lag." Separated from urban centers he is basing cost of production on do­ Fogarty says that this survey will they were free from the highly cen­ mestic prices, while selling at world probably be tabulated and the infor­ tralized, interdependent, complicated prices—it can't be done at.a profit. mation ready for distribution within phases of modern economic life. Each a week. farm presented its independence, its Faced with decreased demand, fall­ automonomy; crops were diversified, ing prices, over production, an exten­ There are approximately 4,283,753 food and clothes produced at home, sive, oppressive debt, deflated cur­ persons in the United States who can while a system of barter exchange rency and that inevitable surplus, the neither read nor write, it has been provided for the acquisition of manu­ farmer took his depression in 1920— reported by the National Advisory factured products. Exchange and and still has it! (Remedies Avill prob­ Committee on Illiteracy, set up three money; as such, played an unimport­ ably follow—in a week or two.) years ago by President Hoover. February :], 193:j Seventeen JANUARY "LAWYER" Historical Exhibit In N.D, APPEARS ON CAMPUS Library Worthy of Notice Notables Contribute to Second By William Kennedy Issue of Publication. Over in the file room of the Library the resignation of Thomas Ewing, the past few weeks has been an Secretary of the Interior in 1850, is By Joseph Bucci unusual exhibit. It has necessarily among these. Letters of the beloved Daniel C. Lencioni's Lmvi/er, quar­ been limited to the confines of the missionary of Notre Dame, Father terly publication of the Notre Dame show-case in the center of the room, DeSeille, whose likeness now hangs College of Law, was published for the but it nevertheless manages to attract within the Log Chapel by the lake, second time this year last Monday. innumerable students, and to hold are the only ones of his that are in Contained in the January issue are their undivided attention for several existence today. Finally, there is a several feature articles written by minutes. typical note penned by Father Badin, notables in the field of law. Attorney Rare signatures, manuscripts yel­ on Dec. 20, 1843, while aboard a Lenn J. Oare of South Bend, low with age, and famous letters com­ steamboat in the Ohio River. Father author of various Law Review art­ pose the exhibit, which is just a small Badin was the first priest to be or­ icles, writes on "A Study of Bar Ex­ part of the extensive collection to be dained in the United States. aminations in Indiana." found in the archives of the library. An interesting manuscript on view Incidentally, these same archives hold is a petition from the Ottawa Indians Dean Konop Writes the largest collection of papers relat­ of Arbe Croche (Crooked Tree), Mich­ Thomas F. Konop, Dean of the ing to the history of the Catholic igan, asking President Monroe to ap­ College of Law, contributes an ar­ Church in the United States. This point a Catholic missionary to live ticle entitled, "A Great Opportunity particular group is augmented by t!ie on their reservation and guide their for Lawyers," while Professor Wil­ Cardenas Papers, well-known as the spiritual lives. Each chief of a tribe liam D. EoUison, also of the College writings of Bishop Cardenas, of has his ovm totem, a sign (usually of Law, submits his second in a series Louisiana. an animal or a bird) by which he is known. Each chief, therefore, drew of contributions on the subject of Papal Bull On Display "Priorities in the Law of Mortgages." his own totem on the petition. It Reverend Thomas McAvoy, C.S.C, "Psychiatry and the Law" is pre­ must be seen to be really appreciated. Notre Dame's archivist, is having sented by Edward F. Streit, a lead­ these papers calendered as rapidly as ing lawyer of Aurora, Illinois. Aaron Professor Hoyer To Be is possible under the rather trying H. Hugenard, former Professor of circumstances. However it is a tedi­ Adviser To Boy Magazine Law here now practicing in South ous job and progress is slow. Faded Bend, is the author of "Dr. Johnson letters must be restored to legibility, Professor Ray Hoyer, head of the Boy on the Law and Lawyers." foreign languages must be translated Guidance Department, has been asked Other interesing articles are found into English, and a hundred other ob­ to serve on the advisory board of a in "Are You Afraid to go to Court?" stacles continue to spring up at the new magazine for boys called The by Thomas E. Coughlan and a review most unexpected times. Catholic Boy. This publication made its initial bow in December. of Law club activities by Editor Len- Occupying a prominent place in the cionj. Professor William M. Cain exhibit is a Bull of Pope Pius VII,. The Catholic Bo// is the answer to contributes "Re cent Decisions." regarding the appointment of Bishop a constantly growing demand for a "Notes" are furnished by students Fenwick, first Bishop of Cincinnati. boys' magazine which would contain F. X. Kopinski, Arthur Duffy, Herb­ It is signed by the famous Cardinal all of the adventure and romance to ert P. Giorgio and Elmer M. Crane; Consalvi who is acknowledged as tlie be found in secular magazines for Book Reviews by John M. Crimmins, greatest statesman ever to serve the boys and at the same time convey the Daniel Lencioni and Lee Bidgood. papal court, having, among other Catholic point of view so important things, defended the Supreme Pontiff in these days of irreligion. As its from the attacks of Napoleon. name implies. The Catholic Boy is Bott Addresses Foreign written for Catholic boys and every Commerce Club Wednesday Famous Letters Shown effort is being made to retain a Cath­ There are the autographs of Fran­ olic atmosphere without too much preaching and moralizing. Herbert Bott, instructor in market­ cis Hopkinson, statesman, musician and author, who signed the Declara­ In addition to his advisory duties. ing in the College of Commerce, ad­ tion of Independence as a representa­ Professor Hoyer is conducting a col­ dressed the meeting of the Foreign tive from New Jersey; Bishop Neu­ umn "Some Boys I Have Known." This Commerce club held last Wednesday mann of Philadelphia, whose case is feature consists of a short story each evening in the Law Building. now up before the Sacred Council for month. The question box idea has Mr. Bott spoke on "Arabia." He Beatification; Ven. Joseph Passerat, been incorporated also. The boy discussed the economic and social con­ who succeeded St. Clement Hofbauer readers are invited to present their ditions of that country and described as head of the Redemptorist Order; problems which will be answered the types of individuals which make and Pope Pius IX. direct by letter, either by Mr. Hoyer up the population of Arabia, and also Several interesting letters of fa­ or by Rev. Francis E. Benz, the presented a very good outline of Mo­ mous personages are on display. editor, depending upon the matter in­ hammedanism. President Fillmore's acceptance of volved. Eighteen The Scholastic COLLEGE PARADE

COLLEGIATE FIREMEN! RATHER SPOTTY! Oklahoma City college football men work A Purdue coed awoke one morning with all their way through college by being on the city the symptoms of small-pox. By the time the fire department. doctor arrived, she was in a state of collapse. The "doc" took one look at her, and then wiped V the spots with alcohol. Before going to bed she had taken a shower and while still damp had 'PIPES" donned her red polka dot pajamas. Simply a At this same time every year, students start case of rashjudgment was the final report. thumbing the pages of the second semester schedules in an attempt to find the so-called "pipe" courses. Every direction you turn you MORE GREEKS. find someone with a suggestion as to an easy George Washington university has a club course, which incidentally often turns out to be known as the "Wandering Greeks," being made quite the contrary. up of fraternity men who have transferred Pity the poor senior who has taken all of from other schools and who belong to a fratern­ these suggested courses and now finds himself ity having no chapter at George Washington. in the predicament of having no choice in the selection of studies. He now has to take classes that he has put off with the intention of taking DEFICIENT OR EFFICIENT? them some semester when his schedule is not so crowded. The corruption of election campaigns takes on many novel forms. During an attempt to elimi­ In the years to come, he will look back and nate plural voting at Louisiana State, the elec­ see that there were no real "pipes," as his tion board resorted to the method of having each grades in these courses will probably show; voter dab his thumb in a solution of mercuro- but not until then will he realize that there chrome at the time of voting. The students got "ain't no such thing."—University Daily Kansan. around this by dipping their thumbs into a chem­ ical solution which removed the red stain after V voting and thus were able to vote again.

PAGE "AL" SMITH! V The originator of each week's worst weep THIS YEAR—A TORTOISE! at Creighton University must don a brown The firing of a pistol shot, resounded from the derby for seven days. The current wearer of steps of University Hall at Northwestern Univer­ the colored bowler is a law freshman who arose sity, marking the opening of the annual beard con­ very soberly in the course of a lecture and test. Last year the contest was won by a hair. stated that a certain man was tried and con­ victed because he was a "manslewer."

V NOT A BENE! Dean Babcock of the University of Illinois ad­ TENNYSON WAS WRONG! mits that he has seen nothing to compare with According to an alumnus of the University the advance of Catholic colleges in the last two of Washington, in 17 years the practices of years, increasing in number from one hundred coeds have become no more radical. Coeds and thirty-nine to one hundred and fifty-four, and smoked, drank and "necked" just as freely in in total enrollment from about sixty thousand to 1915 as they do today, he said. seventy-five thousand. February :], 19 Nineteen EDITORIALS

TECHNOCRACY a selling point the very hazy argument of arrang­ We have intentionally avoided the use of the ing things in such a way that men would work word "technocracy," in speaking as well as in only fifteen or twenty hours a week. He has built writing, because we have never found out ex­ up a Utopia in which we use razor blades that actly what it means. It apparently, though, is no last fifty years and shoes which we can not wear reflection on one's ability to converse in the eco­ out in a life time. But—^he has never even hinted nomic terminology of the day if he does not know in an intelligent manner just how these things the main tenets of the technocrat. The main­ are to be done. springs of the movement themselves, including From what we know about technocracy its arch-technocrat Howard Scott, are at a loss to tell fulfillment would involve ripping the Constitution you concisely and clearly what they want to do into little bits, making one man another's equal in and how they are going to do it. all things, and turning our whole country over Technocracy is one of those theories, move­ on its ear. ments, revolutions of economic life which pref­ We like Cardinal Hayes' observation that "the aces its own program with the ingenious observa­ wisdom of raising- the subject of Technocracy at tion that something is decidedly wrong with our the present time may well be questioned because present system and something will have to be it has introduced a disturbing element in an al­ effected shortly in the way of remedy. It then ready sorely tried world," but we feel even more proceeds to tell us that our problem is not one of attracted to the gentleman who, when speaking production but rather of distribution, that we of technocracy, advised that we drop the final have enough capital goods and a surplus amount "c" for a "z." of consumptive goods, but that we have no work­ V able medium of getting the produce of industry to the mouth of the man on the street. The techno­ "JUGGLER" JOKES crat crashes into headlines by discovering that Some of the things that are being said about there is something out of order in our money this year's Juggler by a certain element in the exchange, that men are being constantly replaced student body are becoming a trifle annoying. We by machines, that unemployment will grow in received a letter this week, addressed to the leaps if it is not checked by scientific manage­ "Voice of the Campus," with these remarks: "A ment of industry. bunch of us have agreed that the Juggler isn't Now the paradoxical part of the whole busi­ even funny ... I, for one, can read article by ness is that technocracy has been ballyhooed article without cracking a smile." We ask this chiefly because it has said the above things, which gentleman and all others of the same opinion to have been as evident to Mr Hoover, Mr. Hoover's consider the following bit of infomiation: cabinet, and Mr. Hoover's countrymen, as have There are only a few ways of editing a hu­ been the noses on their respective faces. Nobody morous magazine. An editor may resort to wash­ in his wildest dreams doubts that there is some­ room humor and turn out a Ballyhoo; he may jot thing wrong with United States industry. No down wise-cracks he hears during the month and high school boy or- girl in Economics A is un­ produce page after page of "He: , She:" jokes; aware of the fact that men are out of work and or he may introduce art work into his book, at­ that something is back-firing in our distributive tempt a more sophisticated, cultural type of wit, machinery. and pray that his public has enough sense to know The question might be raised: "Are we doing what he is doing. The Juggler is in the latter the technocrat justice when we say that he has category. If you don't think it's funny, some­ contributed nothing but a load of platitudinous time sit down and analyze what you do think is remarks in respect to the depression?" We pre­ funny—and then figure out how long your own fer to answer the question by asking what else he humor would have its appeal. The Juggler edi­ has contributed. True he has muttered some­ tor isn't trying to tickle people's toes. He thing about paying men in terms of ergs, or en­ thought, perhaps unjustifiably, that he could ergy units, instead of in dollars. He has used as appeal to their heads. Twenty The Scholastic

Track YearOpensTomorrow Nicholson's Squad Given Little CAGERS PUY CHICAGO Chance In Meet With Marquette ON MIDWAY TOMORROW

distance man, will fight it out with Will Be First Cage Clash Of Metcalfe, Tiemey, and Schram Geissman who ran third in the C. I. C. Maroons and Irish. Head Strong Hilltopper run of ihe same distance last spring. Billing, Freschi, and Noeckels will Squad in First Meet. carry the burden in the 40-yard For the first time in the history of the two schools, the Notre Dame and By Edward Van Huisseling Chicago University basketball teams will clash tomorrow night on the Ma­ Eighteen Notre Dame track men roons' floor. will break camp this afternoon to George Keogan's charges will be leave for Milwaukee where they will heavy favorites to defeat the Chicago match Marquette's thinlies stride for stride in the opening track meet of quint that dropped ten of the first the current campaign tomorrow. 11 games on its schedule. Coach John P. Nicholson expressed Homecoming For Iri3h little hope of returning with a victory The game will be the first appear­ but he expects his charges to pull a ance in Chicago proper of the Notre few surprises on the Wisconsin lads. Dame squad that includes a host of The track men seem to be nominated Windy City boys. Captain Johnny to do the few unexpected deeds for Baldwin will be returning to the they have been developing fast. The scene of his earliest basketball tri­ field men, on the other hand, have umphs, accomplished four years ago not been progressing so rapidly. with the Englewood High school quint Metcalfe Should Win when he was named all-tournament Marquette will turn a well balanced CAPTAIN FRED MACBETH forward in the Stagg Interscholastic team on to the track with such names Heads Irish HO Men. meet. as Metcalfe, Tierney and Schram Moose Krause and Johnny Jordan heading the list. The negro dash sen­ sprint for the Irish. Edwards will be of the regulars are both products of sation is scheduled to take first in the the only pole vaulter to make the Chicago schools. Other native sons 40-yard sprint but not without a de­ trip. Just what these men are ca­ on the Irish squad are Al McGuff, gree of trouble. Metcalfe is as fa­ pable of, "Nick" does not know. They Ray Boland, and Gene Holland. mous for his rather slow start from have been outstanding on some days the blocks as he is for his lightning and rather slow on others. Only com­ Chicago Starting Lineup speed when about fifty yards from the petition can tell what they will do. The opening five for Chicago is starting post, so he ought to find it King, BacBeth, Bowdren, Troy, expected to ioclude Chiz Evans and rather difficult to gather his full Shiels, and Young make up a running Tom" Flinn at forwards, co-captain speed sooner than is necessary in the troupe which is well balanced and Keith Parsons at center, and Harold longer dashes. consistent. Troy has been doing great Wenger and co-captain Jim Porter at Schram Favored In Vault work in the half mile run. Captain guards. Parsons and Porter are com­ Schram is an excellent pole vaulter MacBeth will be entered in the 440 peting in their third season as regu­ and should get the decision over the yard run tomorrow, and judging from lars with the Mai;oons. Irish vaulter, Edwards. Fagan and reecnt workouts his Marquette op­ Evans is the high scorer of the Poredon will have their worries when ponents will have it tough going. Midway five, being rated as an out­ they scoot over the hurdles with Duke and Bower are carded as the standing point getter in the confer­ Ravensdale, one of Marquette's bright Notre Dame entries in the two mile ence. Wegner, a reserve from last spots in the track events. trot. This is a difficult assignment season has improved considerably, The two mile jaunt ought to attract ih this meet because the boys will not while Flinn, a sophomore, has added special interest. In this event, Eddie only be running on a board track but considerably to the offensive effective­ King, veteran Blue and Gold middle (Continued on Page 24) ness of the Maroons. February 3, 1933 Tioenty'One VARSITY SWAMPS FROSH TOLEDO EASY VICTIM TIP'OFFS FOR IRISH QUINTET .ByAlMcGufl. TRACK SQUAD IN MEET

Old Doc Carlson of Pitt certainly Yearlings Lose, 58-29, In Pre- Keogan Uses Large Squad In put .the fear of something into his 42 to 14 Victory. boys on "the free-throw question in Exam Workout. their Notre Damie .game. They hit The annual Varsity-Freshman •After dropping a hard fought game 15 straight and then Smith missed track meet, lield on Jan. 21, resulted to Pittsburgh on Jan. 21, the Notre two only to have Cribbs tip the last in the expected overwhelming victory Dame basketball squad stopped at To­ one in for a basket. Total 17 points on 17 free-throw^s. for Nick's meii. The final tabulations ledo the following Monday to engage showed a 58 to 29 score. the Toledo university forces on the In accomplishing this victory over hardwood. The Pitt fans treated the Irish a choice group of first year men the This game brought together teams cagers with the same tactics they did varsity walked off with seven firsts, the football team—jeered the team from these two schools for the first eight seconds,, and eight thirds. from the time of their arrival until time in history and leaves the Blue Nockles, King, Bowdren, Troy, La- they left. Nice people! Boys don't and Gold one up on the newly ac­ Frambois, Edwards, and Murphy miss the return game with them here quired opponents. were responsible for the winning Feb. 11, it will be a corker. Long Lead At Half places. Eleven events, were on the The final score, which read 42 to program. 14 with the Irish on the big end, The stay in Toledo was great. The This quickly arranged meet was the shows clearly the type of contest it Alumni there went to the greatest of last competition the Irish will get be­ was. The local netters i*ained shots trouble to make the visit an enjoy­ fore they tackle Marquette in Mil­ at the basket throughout the game able one. Here is what Cantain Bald­ waukee tomorrow. and their accuracy is attested by the win has to say in regard to them: The smnmary: final outcome. "The people of Toledo certainly made 60-YD. DASH—Won by Nockeib- (V) ; Hul- The fray was the biggest walk­ our stay a pleasant one, and on be­ ler (V). second: Gilfoil (V). third. Time— away the varsity has participated in half of my teammates and myself I .OH:a. this year. After the regulars had wish to thank them from the bottom MILE RUN—Won by Kin.i; (V) : Youn.s^ been in action for 15 minutes in the of my heart and wish for a further­ (V). second; Moran (V). third. Time—4:38.5. first half and had piled up a 23 to 4 ance of this union between the two SHOT PUT—Won by Sullivan (F) : Finkel (V). sacond. Distance—4oft.. 5% in. lead, Coach Keogan put the second schools." 440-YARD DASH (FIRST HE-A.T)—Won ^^ team into the fracas and left them by Rubly (F) : MacBeth (V). .second; Vettel in for the remainder of the game. Do you know that Krause took six (V). third. Time—.54. However, the absence of Baldwin and shots and made five baskets in seven 440-YARD DASH (SECOND HEAT)—Won company from the fight didn't seem minutes in the Toledo game? by Bowdren (V) ; Davis (V). second; Flynn to brighten Toledo's hopes in the least (V). third. Time—:53.5. because the Irish reserves continued 60-YARD HIGH HURDLES—Won by Ma- the slaughter and piled up 19 points The second team played 33 minutes hern (F) ; Fa.gan (V). second: Porden (V). to a scant 11 for Toledo. of the Toledo game. Had to rest the third. Time—:08.2. regulars you know^. 880-YARD RUN—Won by Troy (V) : Duc- Kraus Leads Scoring cesa (F), second; V'an Petten (V). third. Krause again led the Notre Dame Time—2:03.7. scorers with Voegele copping second Vince Fehlig should have used his 880-YARD RUN—Won by La Frambois (V): Sluszka (V). sacond; Hammer (F). honors. "Big Moose" registered five putter on those two short shots he third. Time—2:09. had near the end of the game. But field goals and a free throw during POLE VAULT—Won by Edwards (V) : the fifteen minutes he played and Joe even with a putter the ball has the Maxwell (V), second: Cavendar (V). thii-d. hung up two baskets and four free reputation of lipping the cup. (Quote: Height—11 ft.. 6 in. throws. Frs. Reynolds and Brennan). BRO.^D JUMP—Won by Logan (F) ; (Continued on Page 24) Gough (F), second; Fisher (V). third. Dis- Beinster was the most effective • tance—20 ft.. 11 in. Ohioan, counting two of the five buck­ HIGH JUMP—Won by Murphy (V) : ets rung up by his team during the Krause (F), second; Zieprecht (F), third. evening. Fehlig, rg 2 0 0 1 4 Height—6 ft.. 2 in. Baldwin. Ig 1 0 0 2 2 Notre Dame was more accurate Ncwbold. Ig 0 2 5 1 2 Interhall Ba.sketball Practice than usual from the free throw line, Totals 15 12 18 -14 42 coimting 12 of 18 possible tosses. Schedule. Toledo (14) FG FT FTA PF Pts. The lineups: Garner, rf 0 0 0 3 0 Monday, February 6 Notre Dame (42) * FG FT FTA PF Pts. Schmaul. rf 0 0 0 0 0 Sorin 7:00 p. m. Freshman Voegele, if 2 4 5 1 8 Shank, If 1 2 6 2 4 Corby 8: CO p. m. Brownson Keating, i-C 2 1 2 2 5 McLaughlin, If 0 0 0 0 0 Jordan. If 0 2 2 0 2 Drake, c 1 1 4 1 3 Walsh 9:00 p. m. Carroll McGuff. If 2 0 0 1 4 Bsinster. rg 2 0 1 3 4 Wednesday February 8 Krause, c 5 \ 2 0 11 David, Ig 0 0 1 0 0 Alumni 7:00 p. m. Dillon Ferris, c 0 0 0 4 0 Hummell, Ig 1 1 2 0 3 Badin 8:00 p. m. St. Edwards Alberts, c 1 2 2 1 4 Crowe, rg 0 0 0 1 0 Totals 5 4 14 9 14 Lyons 9:00 p. m. Off-Campus Twenty-two The Scholastic HAU FIVES TO OPEN In The Last Second... TITLE RACE SUNDAY

Twelve Gaines to be Played On Openingr Day Card.

Twenty-four interhall basketball teams will go into action in the first round of the annual intra-mural cage competition Sunday when the title races open in the two weight divisions of both campus leagues. As in the past, the lightweight and heavyweight teams of each hall will play parallel schedules, meeting their respective opponents at the same date and time. The lightweight games will be played in the apparatus room while the larger squads clash on the varsity floor. Seven In Each League Group I of the campus organiza­ tion includes Lyons, St. Edwards, Morrissey, Badin, Dillon, Sorin, and Corby. The remaining six residences halls and Off-Campus compose Group IL Several traditional rivalries will go into action in the first games Sunday. Lyons and St. Ed's, soptiomore halls, will meet in the first morning game. Dillon and Sorin, representing the youth and age of the league meet at 10:30 a. m, Morrissey plays Badin in the remaining game, while Corby draws a bye. In Group II a strong Howard team, led by Whelan, Sandura, and Pask- wietz of last year's heavyweight championship Lyons team, meets Walsh in the opening game. Walsh has always produced a strong quintet and the game should be one of the best of the day. Off-Campus Meets Brownson Off-Campus, runners-up in the heavjrweight league last year, meets Brownson, while Carroll battles Freshman in an intra-class affair. Alumni's five drew a bye. Practice sessions for the various teams will continue during the season on the regular schedule. Sunday's schedule of games: Group I: Lyons vs. St. Edwards, ED "MOOSE" KRAUSE 8:30 a. m.; Morrissey vs. Badin, 9:30 a. m.; Dillon vs. Sorin, 10:30 a. m. Who batted in the ivinning basket against Carnegie Tech Wednesday Group II: Howard vs. Walsh, 1:30 night just as Timekeeper Martin's gun ended the game. By his first half p. m.; Brownson vs. Oflf-Campus, 2:30 scoring spree, Krause was the first of the Irish to reach 100 points this p. m.; Carroll vs. Freshman, 3:30 season, beating Joe Voegele to the mark by about 30 seconds. p. m. February 3, 1933 Twenty-three "TIP-OFFS" TO SPONSOR Kraiise*s Last-Second HAND6AU TOURNAMENT Basket Nips Carnegie Will Have Both Singles And Doubles Competition. FINAL SCORE 37-35 As announced in his column on Kenney Launches Plans page 21 of this SCHOLASTIC, A1 MC- For Annual Interhall Guff, conductor of "Tip-Offs," will Crowd In Uproar at Finish; sponsor a University handball tour­ Indoor Track Program Tech Rally in Second Half nament in the near future. Almost Beats Irish. McGuff has arranged for trophies First announcement of plans for to be awarded to the winners of both the annual interhall indoor track By John D. Carbine singles and doubles play. The en­ season were made this week by Jack tries will be divided into two brackets Kenney, senior track manager. The score was tied — Notre Dame for preliminary play, on the basis of 35, Carnegie Tech 35; five Notre According to Kenney, coaches will their football competition. Any stu­ Dame men and five Carnegie men be appointed in the near future from dent who was "in uniform" last fall fought desperately under the Notre the members of the Physical Educa­ on a team other than an interhall Dame basket for the ball. Jordan tion department, and a regular sched­ eleven will be entered in the Foot- captured it, shot and missed. Big Ed ule of practice periods will be worked tall bracket. Krause recovered the rebound and out. pushed the ball upward with his huge Tlae winner of the singles grand hand. The final gun went off w^hile championship wUi receive a large lov­ It is planned to have the hall candi­ the ball was traveling upward toward ing cup emblematic of the Notre dates work out three evenings a weelc the basket. It hit the rim, bonnced Dame Handball championship. between 7:00 and 9:30 p. m., for the around for a second and finally Complete details of the tourney next few weeks in preparation for the annual series of interhall meets. dropped through the twine to give and the rules to be followed in the Notre Dame a 37- to 35 victory over In past years the system employed matches are as follows: the Pittsburgh Scots. in the intra-mural competition has 1. Trophies: involved two preliminary meets, in That is the official version, the a. Singles—Loving Cup (first which two groups of halls compete, Notre Dame version, and George Keo- place); (Handballs (second and a final meet shortly after the gan's version of the proceedings in place). second preliminary affair. those last seconds of the hectic game b. Doubles — Handball gloves Entrants who place first, second, or played last Wednesday night in the and ball (first place); Hand­ Notre Dame gymnasium. balls (second place). third in any event in either of the 2. Entries: preliminary meets qualify for a place Argument On Time a. All entries must be handed in in the finals. The hall championship Carnegie's.supporters have a some­ or mailed as soon as possible is decided on a basis of points scored what different view of those last either to Scrap Young in the in the final meet. minute proceedings. They claim that training room, or to Al Mc­ Kenney indicated that the same the gun went off as Jordan's shot hit Guff, 246 Badin Hall. program would be followed this year. the backboard and that Krause made :3. Match rules: Lyons hall won the championship his shot after the game had ended. a. All games are to be 21 points. a year ago when Van Petten, Huis- Tech's team, which had left the floor b. In the preliminary rounds the king, and Robinson led the west end after the end of the game, was or­ matches will be on a basis of squad to a decisive triumph. dered back on the court by Coach two out of three games. Hannum. For fully four minutes, c. In the semi-final and final Carnegie's squad limbered up in the rounds the matches will be on Anderson Leaves For East center of the floor while officials, a basis of three out of five To Attend Rules Meeting coaches and players harangued. The games. huge crowd hurried back to the seats d. The winners of the football Football Coach Heartly Anderson to view an alleged overtime. The bracket and of the open bracket left yesterday for New York where Notre Dame team did not return to will play for the trophies in he will attend the annual gathering the court, and as the minutes passed, matches of three out of five of the collegiate football rules advis­ it became quite evident that they had games. ory committee this week-end. no intention of doing so. Gradually e. The drawings will be posted the crowd thinned out arguing one on a prominent bulletin board In addition to Anderson, three other Notre Dame trained coaches are on side or the other and the Carnegie together with the time limit for squad finally left the floor. each round. All matches must the advisory board to the rules com­ The hectic last minute came as a be completed within the limited mittee. Elmer Layden, coach of Du- more or less fitting climax to the des­ time under penalty of disquali­ quesne and fullback of the Four perate final drive by the Scots. "With fication. Horsemen, Harry Stuhldreher, quar­ eight minutes to play, Carnegie was f. A written report of the out­ terback of the same eleven and now trailing 25 to 18. Voegele, at this come of each match must be coach of Villa Nova college, and point, fouled Smith and the Scot made to Al McGuff as soon as Noble Kizer, of Purdue, are the trio possible after the match. of Irish products on the board. (Continued on Page 27) Tiventy-four The Scholastic

TIP-OFFS This game with Chicago, Saturday (Continued from PaRC 21) PANIIERS BEAT IRISH night should be old home week for The Irish had at least two loyal the Irish with all the Chicago talent IN THRILLING BATTLE fans in the stands at Pitt. Mac it has. Krause, Jordan, Bladwin Bo- land. Holland and little Albert too. (Equipment Room) and the Mrs. were Pitt Stages Strong Second Half there. Mac's mother is ill in the Rally To Win, 39 to 35. Smoky City. They tell me Butch O'Neil is up there plenty and should hail from By Howard Waldron The column wishes to express its there. What's the attraction Butch regrets to the person who sent a tel­ —the Fair? Pittsburgh's Panthers, showing all egram to Pitt asking for the returns the fight and energy of the savage wildcat from whom they get their of the game as soon as it was com­ Jim "Kingfish" Leonard is looking names, came from behind in the sec­ plete. The team really tried to get for a good opponent in the Bengal ond half to win over the Fighting that game for you and they will try Tournament. And when he says good Irish of Notre Dame by a score of to. come through later and make up he means one that will be sure to 39-35, in a game at Pittsburgh on for it. Your act certainly made the "pull" the hard blows. team feel good. January 21. It was one of the fastest games Here is a good one for you hand­ ever played at Pittsburgh, and its Several female hearts were broken ball plawers. The column is going end found both teams exhausted. In when the team left Toledo. (Hi Char­ to run a handball tournament soon. fact, some of the contestants were so ley—Hi Moose). There will be one bracket for the fatigued that they had to rest before football men and then one for the they could make their way to the "Mailbags" Newbold's fast break­ other fellows. No, your work will dressing-rooms. ing didn't get him anything but a not go in vain as in other years. The' Stop Ed Krause headache in the Toledo game. Better prizes have been arranged and the Pittsburgh's win can be attributed luck next week, Jim. only thing we. need now is a little publicity and then we are all set. to two factors: a better average from (Read the column elsewhere in THE the free throw line, and the ability to SCHOLASTIC about it). keep Big Ed Krause under control in the second half. Every team that STRATIGON faces Notre Dame has one main line ' Any and all suggestions about the of strategy—to keep Ed Krause from "South Bend's Distinctive" Tournament will be taken for con­ scoring. In the majority of cases, the sideration. teams that defeat Notre Dame have Lunch Soda Grill usually accomplished this objective. Pittsburgh joined this class last Sat­ "JUST GOOD FOOD" TRACK YEAR OPENS urday night. (Continued from Page 20) During the first half Krause made 114 N. Michigan three field goals and three free one which is so small that it necessi­ throws. The result was that Pitts­ D tates that two milers run thirty-two burgh lagged 21-24 at the half. But, laps to complete their distance. during the second period, they ac­ NOONDAY LUNCHEON 25C The field events will include the complished their aim. Krause was —dessert and beverage shot put, high jump, and pole vault. held to three free throws, and Pitts­ included. Vince Murphy, only a sophomore, who burgh managed to win the ball game. COMPLETE SUPPER 50C consistently clears the bar at over Thirteen Straight Points —^f rom soup to dessert. six feet, will be new to varsity com­ The lead, which changed hands time SUNDAY DINNERS SPECIAL petition but not to the art of high and again, was Notre Dame's for —^served all day. jumping. Finkel and Freschi, the most of the first half. Early in the Try our. Fish and Spaghetti latter also a dash man, will put the half, the Irish had a lead of 11-3. Supper every Friday shot for the local crew. Then Pitt broke loose. They made evening, 50c. Clyde Roberts has been spurred on nine straight baskets and were out in We bake our own Pastries by the rapid healing of his leg injury front 21-11. But Notre Dame was —the best in town. and although he will not make the undaunted. They proceeded to rack trip to Milwaukee, Coach Nicholson up thirteen straight points and led expects to enter him in the Purdue at the half 24-21. meet here next week. When the The second half was another story. Buy a ticket and save squad travels to Urbana to meet Illi­ The Panthers returned to the fray money. nois Roberts should be able to resume with a renewed vigor and staged a his role of point getter. brilliant rally to win. The first half "Where Notre Dame Following is the squad which is go­ was too speedy for Notre Dame, and ing to Milwaukee: Dilling, Freschi, they were visibly wearied in the sec­ Students Meet*' Nockels, Gilfoil, MaceBth, Bowdren, ond part. "Moose" Krause, who had Troy, Shiels, King, Moran, Young, been the spark-plug of the first half Open 24 Hours. Duke, Bower, Fagan, Poredon, Mur­ splurge, failed to make a field goal phy, Edwards, and Finkel. (Continued on Page 31) Februarii 3, 19-J3 Ttventy-five

cago U. fullback hope, has gone to U. S. C. . . . a little shy on scholar­ SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX ship for the Midway school. BASKETBALL By James S. Keams If George Keogan's team goes SPORTSMANSHIP that Joe Kurth, AU-American throught its remaining" nine games tackle from Notre Dame, proved wtihout another setback, the season The following quotation is taken that ... he was an Ail-American average will be over .700. That would from the editorial page of the Uni­ in sportsmanship as well as in be a remarkable mark without any versity of San Francisco Foghorn of other qualifications. qualifications. Considering the qual­ January 12. By way of explanation, "After the game it was Kurth's ity of the opposition, and the loss of it may be pointed out that the inci­ first thought to apologize for the last year's veterans, it would be a dent referred to was the much-publi­ action . . . and although finding singularly fine record. cized fisticuffs between Joe Kurth, Ralph Stone absent, he apologized captain of the East team, and Ralph Before the opening of the season to the Western team. He made a Stone, of the San Francisco Olympic we pointed out that defeats, several special point to find Stone and Club, who was playing end for the of them, were to be expected. We make personal amends . . . the West eleven in the annual East-West also predicted that Coach Keogan two players are now the best of game January 2. would produce a fine team, capable friends. of whipping many of the best quin­ "All America Sportsmanship" "We may remember many tets in the country. ". . . The last East-West game things from the game . . . but the That the Notre Dame mentor has was the occasion that led to an most indelible of them all will be accomplished that is a fine tribute to exchange of blows between two the exhibition of sportsmanship his effectiveness as a coach. He had players of the opposing teams displayed after the game. Notre to combat inexperience, not so much . . . Many wondered what the out­ Dame may be proud ... so may in the individuals, though it existed come of the event would finally all Americans be proud of this there, but in playing together. He be . . . AU-American." has welded a unit that, though it has SHORTS "Here was exhibited sports­ lost several games, has always been a manship of the finest kind. It is Ford Palmer will captain the So. hard-fighting, reluctant loser, forcing not easy to admit one is in the Cal team when they appear here next the winning teams to play forty min­ ^vrong, to keep . . . from trying year . . . maybe the Irish leader will utes of exceptional basketball to take to divide the blame. It is here be an end too . . . Cecil Storey, Chi­ the decisions.

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INTRODUCING »•• Leo Crowe

By John F, Carbine On one night of December last, a unique. A large golden star hangs Notre Dame basketball team was from the ceiling and envelops a light down at Lafayette trying, at the ex­ to flood the room with a golden glow. pense of Purdue, to mark up its 20th The said golden star belongs, it seems, straight victory. Notre Dame had the ball outside, an Irish guard cut Servervici e for the basket, took a perfect pass from Krause and left his feet for a step shot. At that moment, Pamien- ter, a Purdue player, hurled himself .onvenience through the air, his body struck the gold uniformed guard above the knees and the two went to the floor in a heap. Parmenter got up; the Irish guard stayed down. Examination ^And that's about all you showed his arm to be severely injured and he was removed from the game. could ask for in your laun­ A Basketball Family dry and dry cleaning That Notre Dame guard was none other than Leo Crowe, carrying on work. tradition for the Crowe family of Lafayette. Coincidence or not, Notre Dame lost that game—its first defeat ^At Notre Dame you'll in 20 starts. And it lost six out of LEO CROWE its next nine games while Leo was Carrying on tradition. find superior workman­ recovering from his injury. It was, ship. The service is as fast perhaps, a coincidence. to the University, but Leo and Jim Leo is by no means the first of the are keeping it in storage for the as is consistent with qual­ Crowes to play basketball for Notre school. Of course they never got per­ ity. And as for conven­ Dame. Brother Ed, the first of the mission to guard the star, but that is Crowes, played the court game for the quite a minor consideration. ience—^what could be sim­ Irish in 1922 and since that date, pler than the Notre Dame there has always been a Crowe num­ "A Dazzling Exhibition" bered among the Notre Dame basket- A large sign blazes forth from the system? Just leave your eers. Leo said, modestly enough, that wall. It proclaims a football game laundry at the appointed the best are yet to come in the per­ between the La Salle (Illinois) Bull­ sons of brother Mike and brother dogs and the Notre Dame Reserves place in your own hall. Emmett who are at present burning who "will furnish a dazzling and. up the court for Lafayette, Indiana, stupifying exhibition of modern foot­ High school. Jim Newbold, Leo's ball. Signals, 92-64-24, the backs shift roommate supplied another bit of to the right and a Notre Dame man ^SOf we tell you frankly Crowe family history, "Leo has a is away for a touchdown." The Notre that you are missing a bet good looking sister," said Jim. "She's Dame Reserves were none other than the only good looking one in the the Saint Ed's team — the interhall if you fail to patronize the family." champions of last year on which Leo High School Star played. Leo went to Lafayette, Indiana, There were other things on the High school where he starred in foot­ wall. Some very interesting and or­ University of ball, baseball and basketball, twice be­ iginal drawings with the caption, ing elected captain of basketball— "Nature in the raw is seldom mild." Notre Dame which seems to be another family tra­ But those can hardly be described' dition. Leo came to Notre Dame three here. years ago and won his monogram in LAUNDRY AND his sophomore year. He has been in­ Editor's note: The absence of Staff jured but twice in his athletic career Artist Dick Prezebel caused us to —once at Purdue and he says, that forego the distinctly pleasant task of DRY CLEANING due to constant association with his presenting Leo Croive in caricature. roommate, he has more or less of a We had hoped to do full justice to DEPARTMENTS chronic mental trouble. the bulging elbow bandage and the The decorations of Leo's room in Croive beard. (Possibly some other the Corby sub are, to say the-least. time.) February 3, 1933 Tioenty-aeven

IRISH BEAT TECH. ized the Notre Dame attack thus far Crowe, s 1 'I 0 6 (Continued from Page 23) this season was pleasingly absent. Totals 14 9 20 O'Kane, a new man in the ranks of 10 37 made his free throw good. A moment the Keoganites, entered the game later, Jagnow followed with another midway in the second half and looked Carnegie (35) FG FT FTA PF Pts. good at a forward position. Smith, f 5 1 1 3 11 toss from the charity strip. Coach Jagnow. f 2 2 Haimum now^ evidently discovered a Stentz, c 0 0 0 flaw in the Irish defense and sent The score: Ewalt. c 1 0 0 Rigg into the game. Rigg made ex­ Rigg, K 3 0 0 Notre Dame (:57) FG FT FTA PF Pts. Fergus, g 3 3 4 cellent use of this discovery, for twice VocRele. f 3 2 7 .", 8 Silverman, g 0 1 within 90 seconds, he slid through the Keating £ 0 0 0 0 0 Jordan, f 0 0 0 2 0 Notre Dame defense for step shots to Totals It 7 11 17 35 O'Kane, f 0 0 0 0 0 make the score Notre Dame 25, Car­ Krause, c 7 S 8 ." 17 Referee: Bolster (Pittsbur; :h) : umpire: negie 24. Baldwin, s ?. 0 0 2 6 Young (111. Weileyan). Smith Scores Smith, a source of trouble to the Irish all night, sneaked along the sidelines for a stepshot to give the Scots a one point lead. Krause was fouled while shooting and made one of his two free throws to tie the score at 26 all. Smith captured the hall under the Carnegie basket and tossed in a pot shot. At this point, Stentz, the Carnegie center was put out on personals. Crowe made his two free throws to tie the score once again at 28 all. Baskets by Fergnis and Voegele neu­ tralized each other, but Krause put Headquarters for the Irish out in front again with a neat shot from the side. Now the Scots staged a great rally and gained a three point lead with OFFICIAL hut a minute to play. Krause fouled Fergus and he made one of his two free throws. Smith captured a re- GYM SUPPLIES hound from the Irish backboard and rushed down the court for a step shot and a double marker. Jagnow made • • • • • • • • « a long shot to shove Carnegie into a 85 to 32 lead. Game Starts Slowly Running Pants With a minute to play, Baldwin sank a beauty from way past the center and Leo Crowe made a free Athletic Shirts throw to tie the score. On the next tipoff, the play went down into the Notre Dame territory and Krause Sweat Shirts anade his final basket. Things started in a slow fashion Avith first one side and then the other Bike Straps assuming the offensive and doing most of the scoring. Carnegie ran up Sweat Sox an early nine to five lead w^hen their forwards exhibited a great proficien­ cy in feinting away from Notre Dame guards and dribbling in for easy Campus Shop shots. The Irish came back to assume (BADIN HALL) a commanding lead of 17 to 12 mid­ way in the first half and had run a 23 to 15 lead as the first half ended. Notre Dame's passing was ragged JbiAHna&lim& but the Irish made the most of their opportunities for baskets. The rough and tumble play which has character­ qj

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THE EXPLANATION- All popular cigarettes Wjl^F* It is o fact, well known by George Routledge & Sons. today are made in modern sanitary factories "^^ leaf tobacco experts, that '^'t;^wit h up-to-date machinery. All are heaf Camels are made from finer, MORE treated—some more intensively than others, EXPENSIVE tobaccos than any other because raw, inferior tobaccos require popular brand. This is why Camels are so mild. This is why Camels have given more pleasure to more people than any other cigarette ever made. It's the secret of Camels' rich "bouquet" ...their cool flavor...their non-irritating mildness. All the natural, ripe goodness of Camel's tobacco is kept fresh for you by the famous air-tight, welded Humidor Pack. Don't remove it. Copyright, 1083, II. J. Boyuolds I'obacco Compuy NO TRICKS .JUST COSTLIER TOBACCOS I N A MATCH LESS BLEND Thirty The Scholastic SERMON LISTS BILL PMCE TAKES (Continued from Page 14) NOTRE DAME BASKETBALL SCHEDULE, 1932-33 JOB AT ST. EDWARDS 8:00, Fr. Hamel; 7:00-9:00, Fr. T. Dec. 9—Notre Dame 41, Albion 20. Dec. 15—Notre Dame 24, 111. Wesleyan 12. Burke; 9:00, Fr. Molony, celebrant. Dec. 19—Notre Dame 28, Northwestern 25. Veteran Guard to Assist Jack Dec. 23—Purdue 36, Notre Dame 31. Chevigny at Texas School. April 30.—The Christian Home: Dec. 28—Ohio State 30, Notre Dame 24. 6:00-8:00, Fr. Reynolds; 7:00-9:00, Dec. 31—Northwestern 33, Notre Dame 29. Fr. Carroll; 9:00 Fr. E. Burke, cele­ •Tan. 7—Marquette 35, Notre Dame 32. . Bill Pierce, two-year monogram brant. Jan. 9—Notre Dame 36, Mich. State 19. winner with the Notre Dame football Jan. 14—Butler at Notre Dame. varsity, this week accepted a position May 7.—Birth Control: 6:00-8:00, -Tan. 17—^Minnesota at Notre Dame. Jan. 21—^Pittsbursh at PittsburBh. as assistant coach at St. Edward's Fr. L. R. Ward; 7:00-9:00, Fr. Milt- Jan. 23—^Toledo at Toledo. ner; 9:00, Fr. Kenna, celebrant. Feb. 1—Carnegie Tech at Notre Dame. Feb.' 4—Chicago at ChicaKo. May 14.—Mixed Marriage: 6:00- Feb. 11—^Pittsburgh at Notre Dame. 8:C0, Fr. Norris; 7:00-9:00, Fr. Car- Feb. 18—Pennsylvania at Philadelphia. rico; 9:00, Fr. Haggerty, celebrant. Feb. 20—^Western Reserve at Cleveland. Feb. 24—^Michigan State at Notre Dame. May 21.—Divorce: 6:00-8:00, Fr. Mar. 1—Butler at Indianapolis. Fogarty; 7:00-9:00, Fr. Murray; Mar. 4—^Wabash at Notre Dame. Mar. 7—^Marquette at Milwaukee. 9:00, Fr. Wenninger, celebrant. Mar. 11—^Minnesota at Minneapolis. May 25.—Ascension (no sennon) : 9:00, Fr. C. O'Donnell, celebrant, Fr. For the second time in white man's Connerton and Fr. McNamara. history on this continent, the Rio Grande river at El Paso, Texas, was May 28.—Perseverance: 6:00-8:00, frozen over recently. Fr. J. Kelley; 7:00-9:00, Fr. Hagger­ ty; 9:00, Fr. C. McAllister, celebrant. Dr. Maurice Brodie of McGill Uni­ The Mass is the most genuine relic versity reported to the meeting of the of religious belief left in the world—- American Bacteriologists Society at BILL PIERCE Ann Arbor, Mich., that considerable Carh/le. More Notre Dame for St. Ed's. immunity to infantile paralysis had been produced in monkeys by inocul­ college in Austin, Texas, where Jack ating them both with the virus of the To be an optimist you must have Chevigny recently signed as head disease and serum of human beings two associations—youth and the idea coach and Director of athletics. of ultimate perfection. convalescing from it. Pierce, who is a senior herej will leave soon for the south, where he plans to continue his studies at St. KRAUSE PASSES 100; TAKES SCORING LEAD Edwards, taking his degree there in June. (Including Carnegie Tech Game.) . With 1930 Champions Player *FG FT FTA PCT PF PTS. The small, chunky guard won his Krause, c 40 30 66 .454 28 110 first monogram with the National Voegele, f 36 31 56 .554 30 103 Champions of 1930 when he was a Baldwin, g 26 10 19 .526 25 62 sophomore. That season he played Jordan, f 19 9 19 .474 15 47 with the shock troops. Crowe, g 13 14 23 .609 20 40 Alberts, f 7 3 8 .375 7 17 Last year and this, injuries dogged McGuff, f-g 6 0 1 .000 6 12 his football activities. A year ago he Keating, f 4 1 3 .333 2 9 suffered a broken arm just before the Fehlig, g 2 0 0 .000 1 4 Southern California game here. De­ O'Neil, g 2 0 0 .000 0 4 spite the fact that he did not play Newbold, g 0 2 5 .400 6 2 in that or the Army game, he was Mettler, f-g 10 0 .000 1 2 awarded his second monogram at the Angsten, f 10 0 .000 0 2 close of the season. Ferris, c-g-f 0 0 0 .000 5 0 During the recent season, injuries Holland, c 0 0.0 .000 1 0 kept him on the bench for the greater part of the year, but he saw some Totals 157 100, 200 .500 149 414 service during the nine game cam­ Opponents __^ 124 99 176 .563 153 347 paign. *FG—afield goals; FT—^free throws; FTA—^free throws attempted; PCT—^percentage of free throws made; PE—^personal fouls; PTS— The "purest" art in the world is total points. the art of war, for it is of no earthly use.—Bennett. Craig. Febniwry 3, 1933 Thirty-one

POSTULANTS RECEIVED Technocracy?—^They Grade With each examination sheet an (Continued from Page 12) Exams by Machine Now answer sheet is provided the students. In a certain column the student in­ Chicago, Brother Ladislaus; James Ironwood, Mich. — A device which dicates one of numerous possible an­ Landers, Indianapolis, Brother Eric; its inventor says will give teachers swers to questions. Instead of mark­ Michael Lenihan, Chicago, Brother more time for scholastic study by do­ ing wtih a pen or pencil, the student Claudius; Frank Stites, Indianapolis, ing all their grading of test papers makes a small perforation in the Brother Ralph; Richard Kirley, for them, has been shown here by proper place. Doylestown, Wis., Brother Armel; Reynold Johnson, teacher at Luther John Collins, Indianapolis, Brother L. Wright High School. The answer sheets are then in­ Dacian; William Schwartz, Fort The machine, called a markometer, serted in the machine. Little beams Wayne, Ind., Brother Casper; Michael grades the papers and then goes on to of light passing through the perfora­ Tarpey, Indianapolis, Brother Moritz; calculate the per centage standing of tions control electrical impulses which George Ellis, Portland, Ore., Brother each one. operate the dials. Hugo; Leonard Moriarity, Indianap­ olis, Brother Crispinian; William Fuller, Indianapolis, Brother Law­ rence; Joseph Laschky, Indianapolis, Brother Carl; 'Joseph Harrell, Dor­ chester, Mass., Brother Elias; Theo­ FOUNTAIN dore Amman, Chesaning, Mich., Brother Armand; Bronislaus Newman, Winona, Minn., Brother Polyarp; John Bums, Port Huron, Mich., Brother Theodosius. 15 Take Temporary Vows The fifteen who made their tempo­ LUNCH rary profession of vows are: A Double Rich Malted Milk Brother Roman Witowski, Gary, Ind., and a Toasted Ham Sandwich. Brother Norman McLaughlin, Peru, Ind., Brother Meinrad Secard, Merrill, Toasted Egg Salad Sand­ Wis.; Brother Osmund Mittcosbe, wich, served with Hot Choco­ Pittsburgh; Brother Avila Dietrich, late and a dish of Ice Cream. Waynesburg, Ky.; Brother Pius Cum- Home made Soup, Melted mings, Grand Rapids, Mich.; Brother Cheese Sandwich, on toast, and Lellis Kaveny, Canandaigue, N. Y.; Coffee, Milk or Tea. Brother Amatus Morrison, Medford, Brick Oven Baked Beans Mass.; Brother Emmett Strohmeyer, Danby, Wis.; Brother Cesaire Hart- served with buttered toast and zell. Tiffin, Ohio; Brother Emery, Coffee and Chocolate Cake. Chesaning, Mich.; Brother Quentin Hegarty, Indianapolis; Brother Adal­ bert Mrowca, Chicago; Brother Mar- Delicious inus Ulman, Decatur, Ind.; Brother Borromeo Malley, Decatur, Ind. HOT CHOCOLATE

ROTARY GRID BANQUET Served -with ^ g^ (Continued from Page 12) whipped cream I I 1^ and wafers achievements will be remembered as long as athletic tradition shall exist Warm . . . refreshing . . . satis­ at Notre Dame; their defeats shall serve to guide us safely from the pit­ fying. Served piping hot, it falls they encountered, and their in­ certainly "hits the spot" on a dividual records as gentlemen, stu­ cold wintry day. Try it! dents, and athletes shall forever be kept flourishing and growing in that garden of memory that Notre Dame has erected and cared for so tenderly for all of her sons." Captain Paul Host and Joe Kurth expressed their gratitude for the demonstrative reception the team re­ WALGREEN'S ceived on returning from the Army game and thanked the residents of DRUG STORE South Bend for their hearty support of the team during the entire season. Thirty-two The Scholastic

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