Wednesday May 8

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WEDNESDAY MAY 8

Glee Horizon Harry LouisCK–Oh My God 7.30pm, Four 8.30pm, BBC Knowledge 9.30pm, TV3 (Free to Air Pick of 9.30pm, SOHO the Week) On tonight’s episode, Kate 2012 episode of the long-running The three-time Emmy Award- Hudson and Katey Sagal guest BBC series which looks at how Sam Neill teams up with Oscar winner and star of Comedy star while the members of New scientists are now finding that Kightley for this new, six-part Central’s Louie returns to his Directions take on the greatest our feelings of being in control of Kiwi crime drama. Billed as edgy stand-up roots for this new, one- hits of music icon Stevie Wonder. what we feel and think may and dark, this Auckland-set tale hour solo special. He takes the Meanwhile, Rachel (Lea Michele) simply be an illusion. Surprising follows Detective Harry Anglesea stage in front of a live audience at has been called back for the experiments are revealing that (Kightley), a solo father struggling the Celebrity Theatre in Phoenix, Funny Girl auditions and Artie what you think you do and what with his personal demons as he Arizona, for an evening of what’s (Kevin McHale) gets some news you actually do can be very investigates a murder. Neill plays described as all-new, no-holds- that could affect him and his different. Your unconscious mind Detective Jim ‘‘Stocks’’ Stockton, barred, adults-only stand-up mother (Sagal). is often calling the shots. Harry: 9.30pm, TV3 Harry’s boss and mentor. comedy.

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