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Three Games Scheduled To Reach Area Screens. Possibility of More ... Hoffman Music To Spon~or. Earl· Wood To Give Play-By-Play

WHAM-TV has announced that begin- will act as sports announcer for the ning Thursday, Nov. 1. it will telecast games which will be aired from 8:30 p.m. "Jive" at least three basketball games of to conclusion. Wood, who has earned a the Rochester Royals from the Sports favorable reputation as a television news- Arena at Edgerton Park. caster, has also had broad experience in Hoffman Music Shop at 467 N. Good- the sports field. At WHAM he held down man will sponsor the series which has the late sports broadcast, and as an lined up Royals telecasts on Saturday, announcer in Jacksonville, Fla., where Dec. 8 and Thursday, Dee. 27 as well. he began his career in radio, he worked Probably one of the most colorful bas- as sports announcer on various baseball, ketball teams in the country, the Roches- basketball and football events. ter Royals gained national recognition last As yet station WHAM-TV does not year when they copped top honors in the know whether more than the three sched- National Basketball Association league. uled games will be contracted for. But This year they began the fall season with three or thirty, the Rochester Royals a bang by defeating the highly-rated telecasts promise to be one of. the most Collegiate All-Stars. popular "live" remotes ever produced Earl Wood, popular WHAM-TVer, locally.

THURSDAY, NOV. 1st Rochester Royals vs. Baltimore Bullets

TV GUIDE - PAGE 3 ROCHESTER TV GUIDE Rochester's Official TV Program and News Guide Vol. 1 ~i,,12 No. 41 c:=- ~\ Own,ed and Published by 'ROCHESTER PUBLICITY SERVICE 242 Powers Bldg. Rochester, 14, N.Y. ••• Phone: LOcait 6727 Letters Editor Ellison R. J!'lck To The Editor

Asst. Editor Edward Jones NOTE: This week seems to be 'Fan Bus. Mgr. James M. Trayhern, Jr. Club Week.' We'll pass alonq any Ad". Mgr. Ralph Chinell)' similar letters, but the "Rochester TV Circulation Mgr. Anthony Ciaraldi Guide" cannot accept responsibility af- ter publication. Fan club formation and activities must be up to the individuals THIS WEEK'S TV FEATURES interested.

Royals On TV . 3 leiters to Editor 4 Dear Sirs: Several girls in our class recently heard TV Audition Tips 5 Bob DtNteri sing over TV and we think The Kids Get Ready 6, 7 he is just wonderful. Sid Caesar Stumps 9 We would like to start a "Bob DrNtert Army-Navy Game . 9 Fan Club" and would like girls from Fred Waring 12 Radio's Here To Stay 14 other schools to join us. Could you help "RSVP" Opera Coming 14 us organize one? Press Time Flashes 16 Girls of the Junior Class. O'Flynn Fan Fare 17 East Rochester High School TV Service Directory 17 The Misses DeBerardinis. Parrotta. Over The TV Fence 20 Corea. Dench, Alunt, Finley. Quinz i, Ben vs, Bow Ties 22 Noke, Puccia, Wand. Fuller. Anthony. News That New ... __... 22 Della. Harris. Durfee and Danise. (Again we say, if anyone is interested in joining a "Bob Diblieri Fan Club," WHAM-TV PROGRAMS they may write to the above address. We - DAILY SCHEDULE - have be~n unable to reach Me. DiNieri. but feel sure he will be glad to co- Saturday 8 Sunday 10 operate. ) Monday II Tuesday 11 Dear Sir: Wednesday 18 The caption under the Jimmy O'Flynn Thursday 18 picture last week was wrong. wasn't it? Friday .... 19 Ed James WBEN-TV 15 ( We were in error. The structure pic- Rochester TV Guide, Nov. 3-9, 1951. tured, represented the Puppet Theatre Published weekly at Rochester, N. Y. made for Tim by his Gal Friday. We Vol. 1, No. 41. Subscription price $5.00 apologize for the error. and will do our per year, in advance. best /0 keep such things from happening again.)

I J ,,------_. dancers on CBS-TV's "Songs for Sale." , On the other hand, Miss Latzko has , met a number of performers who have I Breaking Into never gone beyond the audition booth. I I One of them was a male singer, an I I TV's Glamorous amateur, who trembled so much that Miss I Latzko asked: "If you're this nervous I I now, what would you do on the show?" I I Orbit Isn't As The boy was candid, at least."I would I drop dead!" he said. I I Difficult As Another performer who missed was a I girl who appeared for her audition in an I extremely low-cut dress. When she saw I You Might Think Miss Latzko, she said: "Oh, excuse me, ,I I thought I was auditioning for a man," , Another reject was the night club come- , ... Provided You dian who brought a suggestive routine with him, forgetting that television is a Follow A Few family medium. There are a few simple rules everyone auditioning should follow, Miss Latzko Simple \\00' sJJ says, Be familiar with the requirements of the program. Be careful of your ap- pearance; dress well but simply. Come I And \'Dent' s' prepared and bring your music; know the key in which you sing. Overcome any lV AIIDI11'N 11PS

Do you want an audition on television? Luster and Jack Stanton are now featured It's easy-provided you are equipped nervousness. with talent and a few simple rules. So There are "don'ts," too. Don't apply says Elsa Latzko who, for the past year as a professional if you arc an amateur, and a half has been auditioning variety Don't try to COVel' too much territory; acts for the CBS Television Network. don't say "I sing anything, from opera to The attractive young brunette, who is pop," Don't try to curry favor; don't ask. the program's audi tioner under the su- "What's your favorite song?" pervision of another attractive brunette Miss Latzko, born and educated in Penny Morgan, has had a variety of ex- Europe, has had wide experience in show periences with the thousands of acts she business.She studied ballet and voice, has seen. but prefers behind-the-scenes work to She has had the pleasure of seeing performing. She has worked with Bessie many of her finds make a hit on "The Mack, formerly with the Amateur Hour Show Goes On," and then go on to and on "Arthur Godfrey's Talent Scouts." further fame and fortune, Gloria Lane Two audition bromides she's rather not and John Juliano won parts in Broad- hear anymore are:"What song would way shows, respectively "The Consul" you like me to sing?" and "Ive been and "The King and I."Tony Bennett be- doing my act for ten years without your came a Columbia recording star, Betty help,"

TV GUIDE - PAGE 5 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! In just two weeks you'll be noticing a few changes in this Magazine. Perhaps the first to strike your eye will be our new name - Rochester TVue Weekly

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Recent winners on Mort Nusbaum's "You Con Be A Stnr " pro- gram are Vol Motes pupils Elaine Dilmterio, Tommy McMahon TV and Mary Antrobus.

When you turn on your TV set, and dancing is one of the oldest. Not so the figure'S of dancing people come on oddly enough, they've made a good mar- before you-it all seems pretty easy and riage, and now dancing is one of the cut and dried. most important facets of television en- Well, it isn't. Behind each movement, tertainment. and gesture, lies long hours of ardous re- In his East Avenue studios, local hearsal. dance master Val Mates is emphasizing TV is the newest of all the arts, and over and over again the importance of the dance in TV. A television stage is far more re- Work seems easy when a career in stricted than the much larger stages of show business may lie in the offing. the theatre. Because of the size restric- On opposite page are some of the tions, TV dancing is a very specialized kids grooming themselves fot a pow- kind of action. der and greasepaint job with the TV Each movement must be carefully con- cameras when their big break comes. trolled and checked to make sure it is From top left they are: (1) Sharon always within range of the camera. Lutz, Marlene Marciano and Alice Then-even though it might be in Kapusta; (2) Diane Duerr, Pauline range of the camera,. it must have a Tuttobene, Patty Ann Cubiotti; (3) meaning easily apparent to the viewer. Mary Schenk, Kenny Byrne; (4) Fran- Make-up and costuming help to set cis and Frankie Thompson; (5) Karen the stage, and when the TV cameras are Hyland, Tommy McMahon; (6) Sandy turned on and the action begun, the mes- Pieniaszek; (7) Joan Grabowski, Mar- sage of the dance is sent forth. Rehear- garet Jerzak, Jean Schoenig, Joan sal. rehearsal. and more rehearsal before Byrne, Shirley Bell; (8) Marie Kirch- the performance, and when it is all over gessner, Cary Koeppel; (9) Nancy -back for more perfection-making dance Rinaldo, Cory Koeppel. rehearsals.

Photo. on thele two pages by LEN CAMPAGNO

TV GUIDE - PAGE 7 S.OO-Better Homes Show (ABC). The cralts- monship of Norman Brokenshire. 5:30-Nature of Things (NBC)#with Dr. Roy K. Marshall. 545-Sob Considine Saturday, Nov. 3,1951 6:00-Film.

JeT i. 6.30-Wild Bill Hickok. 7:00-Cosmopolitan Theatre. Plays from To get fuller enjoyment and lost-minute in- stories in the mogazine. formation, always check "Press Time Flashes" 8:00-Jimmy Durante Stars. on Page 16 of this TV Guide. 9:00-Your Show of Shows (NBC) Imogene 10:30-Smilin' Ed McConnell (CBS) Coca and Sid Caesar. 10:30-Wrestling 11 :OO-To Be Announced. from Chicago 11 :30-Fireside Theatre. 11 :30-A. Date With Judy (ABC).Teen age 12 :OO-News. trials and tribulations. 12 OO-To Be Announced . . 12:30-Romance Theatre (ABC). 1 :OO-Kote Smith (NBC). The "Evening Shop" 1\1& MSUPPLY CO. on Kinescope. 1 :30-To Be Announced. HEATING CONTRACTORS 2:00-Gabby Hayes (NBC) Tales by the old cowboy. 2:30-Film. Automatic Gas & Oil Heat 3:00-1 Love Lucy (CBS) Lucille Ball & Dezi Arnez. 20 SOMERTON ST. 3:30-Super Circus. 4:00-Hopalong Cassidy (NBC) - Cowboy Hillside 3504 Free estimates Film with Bill Boyd

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An organization which is submersive <,' but not subersive is the National Dunk- ing Association, whose presidential cam- paign is currently under way with NBC- TV's Sid Caesar running against in- cumbent Bobby Benson of the movies, and Denise Darcel, the French reply to Dagmar. The NDA has been described as a non- profit, non-political organization, design- ed to promote good will among dunkers. Although he is not a candidate in the hotly-contested election, Red Skelton was just made a life member of the NDA for his outstandinq contribution to the art of dunking. When Caesar threw his cruller into the ring he didn't know that Miss Dar- cell had also planned to enter the race. Somewhat shaken, he said, "Dunking's for men, know what I mean-When De- nise starts throwing those curves around, this ball game is going to he tough, even for me,"

NBC-TV under Gillette sponsorship. Last NBC To Televise month, Gillette sponsored the six-game World Series between the New York Yankees and the New York, Giants over Army-Navy Game NBC-TV, in the first coast-to-coast hook- For the sixth consecutive year, the up for the series. National Broadcasting Company will tele- The Army-Navy game will be the first vise the Army-Navy football classic un- part of TV's first double-header football der sponsorship of Gillette Safety Razor coveraqe. After the service classic, which Company on Saturday, Dec. 1 (12:15 p. originates in Philadelphia, NBC will m., EST). switch to the Los Angeles Coliseum for This year, for the first time, the game a complete telecast of the Notre Dame- will be seen coast-to-coast on the entire University of Southern game NBC-TV network. Television of this starting at 5:15 p. m. EST. This de- event marks another milestone in the cov- cast will be sponsored by the Westing- erage of top national sporting events on house Electric Corp.

TV GUIDE PAGE .9 Video viewers were introduced to the newest members of the Arena Theatre's company via Mort Nusbaum's breakfast show last Friday morning. Mel and Anne Hosansky, who were Mort's guests on Sunday, Nov. 4, 1951 that occasion, are appearing in the Theatre's double-bill feature which open- ed this past Tuesday, October 23rd, and To get fuller enjoyment and last-minute in- will continue its run through Saturday, formation, always check "Press Time Flashes" November 3rd. Mel will star as Professor on Page 16 of this TV Guide. Andrew Crocker-Harris in "The Brown- ing Version," a moving drama by T'er- 12:10-Billboard ance Rattigan which will form the first 12:15----_Ranger Joe -half of the evening's entertainment. Anne

12:30-Gruen Theatre (ABC) Topflite dro- will appear in Noel Coward's mad and witty comedy,"Ways and Means." mofics The Hosanskys have _joined the Arena 1 :OO-Religious Program (NBC) A special troupe after a year's stay with the Car- series of programs for all faiths. oline Playmakers at the University of 1 :3D-One Man's Family (NBC) The lives North Carolina, where Mel received his and loves of the Barbours. Master's Degree in Dramatic Arts. Pre- viously, Me! acted with the Taconic 2.00-Chance of a lifetime (ABC). Playhouse in Copake, New York. the 2:30-Pro Football. Chicago vs. Cleveland. Gallery-Goers in . the 4-30-Zoo Parade (NBC) Front seats at the Queens Community Playhouse in New animal parade at Lincoln Park Zoo in York, and the Queens College Playshop. Chicago

5:00-Super Circus (ABC)-Claude Kirchner, Mary Hartline, Clown "Scampy" TUNEIN 5:30-Range Riders-Stories of the great West with Jack Mahoney_ full hour] 6:00-Boston Blackie, starring Kent Taylor with Lois Collier. WRESTLING 6:30-Faye Emerson's "Wonderful Town." 7:00-Paul Whiteman Revue. '",e "King" of WHAM-TV Jazz with Maureen Cannon and Earl Every Saturday Night Wrightson.(ABC). 10:30 - 11 :30 7:30-Jack Benny (CBS) with Dorothy Shay and the 'Maxwell.' Sponsored by 8:00-Dean Marlin & Jerry lewis. • ROCHESTER 9:00-Philco TV Playhouse (NBC). SILVERTOWN 10:00-Celebrity Time (CBS)-Conrad Nagel, emcee. Quiz show with Mary McCarty, EAST MAIN AT UNION singer and Herman Hickmon, coach of House of B. F_ Goodrich Tubeless Tires the Yale Football leam. • JOHN T. NOTHNAGLE 10,30-Who Said That (NBC) Bob Trout and his "quotes" REALTORS 11 :OO-Film. 312 GRANITE BUILDING 11 :30-Robert Montgomery Presents (NBC). The Gallery of Homes 12 :30-News.

TV GUIDE - PAGE 10 DAYTIME PROGRAMS Monday- Tuesday

10:25-Billboard. Preview af th~ day's TV. 2 30-First Hundred Years (CBS] TV's first . , with Olive Stacey. 10:30-Film (Mon.) 2:45-0pen House. Ann Rogers and Ross 10,30-Caffee Time (Tues.) Mart Nusbaum Weller match words. adds music to yaur second breakfast. 3,OO-Miss Susan (NBC) Susan Peters as 11:00-Film o lac,ly lawyer. 11:15-You and Your Ch·ild (Mon.) 3.15-Here's Laoking At You (NBC). 11: 15-Tower Clock Time (Tues.) Lauise Fashion and Beauty Advice. Wilson helps you shop by TV. 11 :30-Strike It Rich (CBS) Warren Hull 3:30-Bert Parks Show (NBC) (Mon.) gives money away, FREE. Music' ond comedy with Bert, Betty Ann Groves, and others. 12:0O,Noonday News. Up to the minute happenings, at home and. abraad. 3:30-Bi.1I Goodwin Show (NBC] (Tues.) 12:15-Love af Life (CBS) Dramatic serial Variety, starring Goodwin. starring Peggy McCay. 400-Kate Smith Hour (NBC) with Ted 12:30- (CBS) stars Collins. Entertainment, guidance,' in- Mary Stuart and John Sylvester. spiration.

12:45-Film (Mon.) 5.00-Hawkins Falls (NBC) The story of 12:45-Homemakers' Holiday (Tues.] Louise a sniall town. Wilson and George Haefner. 5:15-Gabby Hayes (NBC) Stories by the 1.00-Steve Allen Show (CBS) Music. in- movie star. (Cowboys). terviews, songs and what have you. 1:30-Garry Moore Show (CBS] with 5:30-Howdy Doody (NBC] The puppet Durward Kirby and daily guest stars. and his friend Bob Smith.

Monday, Nov. 5,1951 Tuesday, Nov. 6, 1951

6:00-Film. 600-"Toys." 6:15-Local and National News with Earl 6:15-The News of the Day with Earl Wood. Wood. 6:30-The Perry Como Show (CBS]. 6:30-Mohawk Showroom, with Roberta 6:45--Sports Scholar Quinlan. 7:00-Kukla, Fran & Ollie (NBC). 6:45-Film. 7:30-0n The Avenue. 7,OO-Kukla, Fran & Ollie (NBC). 7:3O-City Club Corner. A 15 minute dis- 7:45-Camel News Caravan (NBCl-John cussion session with the City Club Cameron Swayze 7:45-Camel News Caravan (NBCl-John 8:00-Milton Berle (NBC] The Texaco Star Cameron Swayze, commentator in To- Theatre. day's News Today 9.00-Cinde

TV GUIDE - PAGE 11 FRED WARING/S MUSICAL LADDER Each Rung Became A Major Achievemen.t For The Young Musician Who Was Destined To Become As Famous In The Quaker State As Wm. Penn Himself

IS THERE ANYONE HERE that can't it. because since then the choir and Fred remember a time when Fred Waring Waring have sort of gone together. wasn't around? No one will ever 'see Waring play an , It 'there is, go stand in a corner. Mr. instrument. yet he's an accomplished musi- Waring has been on the scene since the cian. Accomplished in getting the most beginning of time. radio time. that is. out of his orchestra. Records. radio. movies. stage. and now When Fred was going to college, TV. The Waring organization has been (Penn State) he decided to form a band. marching along since just after music arid naturally got the name before the 'was invented. pleyers=- The Pennsylvanians. Actually, Waring himself started out When his fellow students came around 50 years ago. -in a place called Tyrone. for auditions. they had to do three things. Pennsylvania. His father. mother, and Read music. play an .instrument, and sing. brother sang in the Methodist Church The singing routine came from the Church choir. That must have been the start of Choir days, when Fred joined his farn-

TV GUIDE - PAGE 12 ily on the organ loft. for the broadcasts and hotel dates were After he got his singing mUSICIansto- published as "Waring" .arrangements. Af- gether, the long road started. And it was ter the war, NBC decided on something a very long road. No one wanted a band new in morning shows. Instead of disk that sang as well as played. Most book- jockeys, or soap operas, they tried using ers were satisfied to get a group that a half hour musical program and Waring could just play and shut-up. But Waring got the nod. The program was enor- kept insisting that the boys sing along mously successful, and went on nation- with the playing, and he found himself wide tours, Waring still acting as the 1 out of one job after another. ringmaster, so to speak, of this musical But very slowly, very gradually, and circus. J very securely did the idea catch on, and In each town the group was 00 appear, about 1922, Waring started to click. a special advance man would show 'up During the early days of radio, and most and hold choral clinics for high school of the big orchestras and bands kept pret- musicians. (By this time the Waring ty close to hotels. Instead of playing name was synonomous with choral work.) band stand dates, an orchestra would The name was built up and up, until settle down to a few months at a hostelry. Waring got almost completely away from Eating was regular, and the hotel always his orchestra and chorus and started in wanted an orchestra of its own. talking instead of leading the band. Dur- Radio pickups were hotel ballrooms, ing most of the sho';"s he would talk, and and it was a long, long time before an talk, and many, of the cast left. One of orchestra moved inside a radio studio to his top notch arrangers, Gordon Jenkins, play. struck out on his .own, and made a suc- Fred and his Pennsylvanians waited out cess that matched Waring's. the years, and gradually built up a tech- Fred Waring, though, was a versatile nique all their own. man, and when 'TV came he was ready. A glee club was added-to change His shows had resolved themselves into more than a hundred times in the en- almost 30 minute musical comedies, built suing years as the singers went on to about one or another theme. solo work-and the whole band was sort NBC lost Waring to CBS-TV, where of put in the background as accompani- he holds forth Sunday nights. ment tothe singing. While we're here, we can't pass by Waring then started to realize he had one of the other Waring fame feeders. Of a full scale organization, and in time an inventive mind, Waring set to work he became almost the front man for an a few years back to devise inventions, established group. and one was a smashing success-The He stood up in front and waved his Waring Blender. A few more are still baton, and looked like the leader, but on the fire, actually he was a shrewd manager. And Mr. Waring is a smart business- Some of the top musicians were hired man. Throughout many of his shows j to arrange special music. Top choral di- he keeps referring to Shawnee, Pennsyl- - rectors were trained to take over re- vania, as the summer home of the or- J hearsals and thus save time for Waring. ganization, It is, and Waring owns the Usually, the shows were' ready to go summer resort there. Each summer vocal when Waring walked in for the final clinics are held for singers and choir di- rehearsals. rectors from all over the country. The Chesterfield Supper Club, a top You can't pin Fred Waring, down to radio show of the 30's, was the site for anyone field. He's a great many things the great Waring expansion. During these all rolled into one, and his orchestra does years and broadcasts, he became a house- as he does-s-a great many things so his hold word. Shrewd publicity helped. programs are usually filled 'With a good Some of the choral arrangements made deal of variety. A good show, really.

TV GUIDE - PAGE 13 Radio IS OFFENBACH/S Here To Stay "RSVP" Continuing study of the results of "Television Today." unprecedented sur- TO HIGHLIGHT vey of the medium's effect on people and products. has revealed significant in- OPERA PROGRAM formation concerning the vitality and strength of network radio. according to ON NOV. 1st Edward Madden. NBC vice president in charge of television sales and opera- tions. Composer's Son To According to Madden. the survey definitely dispels the opinion. which ex- Take One Of ists in some quarters of the broadcasting industry. that. television's entrance into Principal Roles the home eliminates radio listening. "The figures show." ,Madden says. The second opera of the current sea- that. as one would expect. in TV horries son for the NBC Television Opera TV is the dominant medium. But the figures also show that radio is still a vital Theatre will be 'RSVP" by Offenbach, force. even in TV homes." in a new English version by Dino Yan- These figures show that in television nopoulos, Thursday, Nov. 1. homes. the average adult viewer spends The opera in French was called "M, 135 minutes per day watching TV. 61 Choufleuri"(Mr. Cauliflower). It is one minutes per day listening to radio. 47 of the 90 musical theatre works with minutes reading newspapers and II min- utes reading magazines. This clearly in- which Offenbach diverted Paris audi- dtcates that radio listening time (61 dences in the late nineteenth century. minutes) in television homes is greater One of the principal roles is a non- than the combined time spent on news- singing part, the character of Stuart Of- papers and magazines (58 minutes). fenbach, son of the composer. This role Expressed another way. the figures in- will be played by Larry Weber. dicate that the average adult spends Singers chosen for the cast include 84% more time listening to radio than several who have appeared in past NBC reading newspapers. and 'as much time television opera presentations and several listening to radio in one day as is new to the series. Virginia Haskins. so- spent reading magazines in an entire prano, who was seen in "Hansel and week, Gretel" and "Gianni Schicci": Paul The survey reveals that the average Franke. tenor, who was in "Paqliacoi": housewife. in both TV and non-TV Paul Ukena, who was in all three of homes combined. spends an even greater those operas. and Kenneth Smith, who amount of time listening to radio. was in "Down in the Valley" and "Gian- Percentage-wise. the housewife's listen- ni Schlecht." will all be in the ':RCVP" ing time is 165% more than newspaper cast. Others in the' production will be reading. and eight times greater than George Irving, barione; Jeanne Palmer. magazine reading. soprano, and Carl Don in a mute role.

TV GUIDE - PAGE 14 CHANNEL 4 WBEN-TV BUFFALO, N. Y.

SUNDAY 5.lO-Howdy Doody 7:30-Kieran's Kaleidoscope 6:00-Cactus Jim 7:4S-News Caravan 12:00-News Bulletins 6:l0-News, Ed Dinsmore B:OO-Schlitz Film Firsts 12,IS-Magic Clown 6A5-Sports Spotlight 9.00-James Melton 12:30-Slarl ight Theatre (CBS) 7:00-Ernie Kovac's Show 10.00-Freddy Martin Show I :OO-TV Travelogue 7:30-The Clue 10:30-Tenth Row Centre I :30-American Air Forum 7:45-News Caravan 11:00-late News and Sports 2,00-Space Cadet B:OO-Meet The Press II :20-Roving Camera 2:30-Better Buffalo B:30-Juvenile Jury (NBC) 3:00-Hopalong /Cassidy 9.00-Fireside Theatre FRIDAY 3:30-Mr .. Wizard - 9:30-Circle Theatre 4:00-Survival 11:30-You and Your Family 10:00-0riginal Amateur Hour 4:30-Bulfalo Amateur Hour 12:00-News Bulletins 11:OO-Born Dance 12:IS-First Hundred Vears S:OO-Super Circus 11:30-Late News and Sports 6:00-0ne Man's Family 12:30-Shapper's Guide 6,30-lel's Play Charades I,OO-Matinee Playhouse 7:00-Paul Wh'iteman Revue WEDNESDAY IA5-Johnny from JN's 2:00-Garry Moore Show 7,30-This Is Show Business 12:15-First Hundred Years 2:30-Meet the Millers B.OO-American Inventory 12,30-Shopper'. Guide 3:00-Miss Susan 9:OO-Television Playhouse I:OO-Matinee Playhouse 3:15-Vacation Wonderland 10.OO-Celebrity Time I 4S-Jahnny from JN's 3 30-America Speaks 10,30-CBS News 2,OO-Gorry Moore Show 11,00-late News and Sports 2:30-Meet the Millers 4:00-Straw Hat Matinee 5DO-Hawkins Falls II :15-Somerset Maugham l:OO-Miss Susan 3:15-Vocation Wonderland 5:15-Spelldown 5,30-Howdy Doody 3,30-America Speaks MONDAY 6:00-Cactus Jim 4,00-Straw Hat Matinee 6:30-News, Ed Dinsmore 12:15-First Hundred Vears 5.00-Hawkins Falls 6:45-Spart Spotlight 12:lO-Shoppers' Guide 5.IS-Ronger Joe 7:00-Ernie Kovac's Show I:OO-Matinee Playhouse 5:30-Howdy Doody ':30-Tap Views in Sports 2 OO-Garry Moore Show 6:00-Coctus Jim 7:4S-News Caravan 2:30-Meel the Millers 6 lO-News, Ed Dinsmore 8:00-Ad libbers 3:OO-Miss Susan 6:45-Sport Spotlight B:30-The Clock (NBC) 3:IS-Vacation Wonderland 7:00-Ernie Kovac's Show 9:00-Wrestling Preliminaries 3,30-America Speaks 7A5-News Caravan iO:OO-Cavalcade of Sporll 4:00-Straw Hat Matinee B:OO-Arthur Godfrey 10 30-Greatest Fights 5,OO-Hawkins Falls 9.00-Televisian Theater 1045-Nature of Things (NBC) 5:15-Hollywaod on the line IO:OO-Slue Ribbon Boxing II,OO-late News Roundup S:30-Howdy Doody 11:00-late News and Sports 6:00-Cactus Jim ;1·30-The Web 6:30-News, Ed Dtnsmore SATURDAY 6:4S-Sports Spotlight II :30-ADate With Judy 7:00-Ernie Kovac's Show THURSDAY 1200-Twa Girls Named Smith 7:30-AII Nations Symphonies 12,15-Fir.t Hundred Years 12,30-Wild Bill Hickok 7:45-News Caravan 12:30-lndustry on Parade 1:OO-The Big Top 8:00-1t Pays To lie Ignorant 12:4S-Charm Studio 2:DO-Film Featurelle 8:lO-Howard Barlow I·OO-Matinee Playhoue 2 30-Beat the Clack 9:OO-lighh Out 1:4S-Johnny from J. No's 3:00-Armed Forces Hour 9,30-March of Time 2:00-Garry Moore Show 3:30-Beller Homes Shaw 9AS-Family Theatre 2:1S-laraine Day Show 4,OO-Film 10:00-Summer Theatre 2:l0-Meet the Millers 430-Yaur Pet Parade 11:0'0-late News, Sports 300-Miss Susan 5:00-The Cisco Kid II :IS-American Forumof Air l:IS-Vacation Wonderland 530-Science Museum l:30-Treasury Men 5:45-Stranger Than Fiction TUESDAY 4:00-Straw Hat Matinee 6:00-Sparls Spotlight 5:00-Hawkins Falls 6:15-News, Ed Dinsmore 12:IS-First Hundred Years 515-Teen-Age Charade. 6:30-Weslern Theater 12:30-Shoppen' Guide S:30-Hawdy Doody 7:30-U. B. Round Table l:OO-Malinee Playhouse 6 OO-Cactus Jim B:OO-TV Teen Club (ABC) 2:OO-Garry Moore Show 6:3O-News, Ed Dinsmore 9:00-Faye Emerson 2:1S-Meet The Millers 6:45-Sports Spotlight 9:30-The Shaw Goes On 4:OO-Strow Hat Matinee 7:00-Ernie Kovac's Shaw 10:00-Telenews Weekly 5:00-Hawkins Falls 7·l0-0utdoor Camera 10:4S-Summer Film Theatre

TV GUIDE- PAGE 1.A; ~ -Press TimeII.shes FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2 10:30-Who Said That. Joy Hodges, Wal· ter Trahan, Bromwell Fletcher and J. B:OO-Bigelow Theatre. "Flowers For C. Swayze answer the quotes of Wal· John" with Joan Leslie, Ann Dvorak, ter Kiernan, subbing for Bob Traut. John Howard. 11 :30-Robert Montgamery Presents ... B:30-We The People. Joe Laurie, Jr.; "1 Wouldn't Be In Your Shoes" with Scene from "Detective Story" with Robert Montgomery and Vaughan Horace McMahon. Taylar. 9,OO-Big Story. Carl DeB loom of the Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch solves a MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5 murder. 10:00-The Fights. Paddy Young vs. Ernie 1:30-Garry More Show. Holly Clugg, Durando. 10 rounds. wardrobe mistress of "St. Joon" is 10A5-Greatest Fights. Jack Dempsey vs. the guest. Jess Willard. July 4, 1919. 3:30-Bert Parks Show. "Love Is Such A SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 3 Cheat." 7:30-City Club Corner. Michael DeSalle, 11 :30-A Date With Judy. "A Black Lace price boss, is interviewed by Sol M. Nightgown." Linowitz, 'prexy of the City Club. 12:00-Betty Crocker Star Time. Premiere B:OO-Lux TV Theatre. "Confession" with of new show. Thomas Mitchell. 12:30-City Hospital. New dramatic series about a hospital. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6 1:45-Football. Army vs. U.S.c. 5:30-Nature of Things. "Into the 4th 1:30-Garry Moore Show. Alice Pearce, Dimension" with Dr. Roy K. Marshall. comedienne is guest. 7:00-Cosmopolitan Theatre. "Incident In 9:30-Circle Theatre. "Fog Station" with A Blizzard with Betty Field. William Eythe and Constance Ford. B:OO-AII Star Revue. Jimmy Durante, In 11 :15-Racket Squad. "Babies For Sale" I Person, with Harry Truman's singing with Reed Hadley. daughter,Margaret. 11 :30-Fireside Theatre. "Party Dress" with 11 :45-Star Playhouse. "Still Life" by Noel Robert North and Evelyn Eaton. Coward, starring Margaret Sullivan. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4 WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7

12:30-Gruen Theatre. "Peril In The 1:30-Garry Moore Show. Lucille Watson House" with Marjorie Reynolds. speaks her mind. I 2:30-Pro Football. Cleveland Browns vs. 3:30-Bert Parks Show. "Haw Do You Chicago Cards. Like Your Eggs In The Morning?" 6:30-Faye Emerson.The "Wonderful Town" is the Bronx, with Abe Burrows, 100:00-Fights. Tony Janiro vs. Kid Gavi. Nora Kaye, and Donald Richards. Ian. 7:30-Jack Benny Shaw. Jock's guests in- clude Dorothy Shay, his Maxwell cor, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8 and Rochester. 1:30-Garry Maore Shaw. Guest is Win· B:OO-Comedy Hour. Dean Martin and stan L. Mittenjuice. Jerry Lewis make their season's debut. 9:00-Philco TV Playhouse. "Education Of 10:30-Caurt of Public Opinion."How Can A Fullback" with Joseph Buloll, Vinton We Educate For Democracy?" Moder· Hayworth. ator is James Spinning, superintendent of schools. 10:00-Celebrity Time. Edward Arnald & Madeleine Carroll join the regulars 11 :l5-Genesee Playhouse. "Silver Queen" and Conrad Nagel. •. with George Brent and Bruce Cabot.

TV GUIDE - ,PAGE 16 OIFLYNN TELEVISION SERVICE fAN DIRECTORY FARE For the Best In TV Service We Suggest You Patronize Our By JIM'S GAL FRIDAY Advertisers Hi Fans: From the Philippines comes this letter Nu-Tone Radio & Television Service to Jim. By the way Federico [ayme says Sales & Service - Admiral Dealer he will answer letters from any of Jim 240 LYELL AVE. Glen. 8455 O'Flynn's fans, as Pen Pals ... so write. Here is the letter: ------_._------FOR TV and RADIO SERVICE Dear Jim's: How are you? I am fine. Jim's I received SEE your beautiful and handsome picture and ED WHITE picture pin last August 31, 1951 it is in 561 So. Clinton cor. Alexander Friday that was delivered by the post- master in my house. Open Evenings Call MOn. 9375 You know Jim's I am surprized that I received your picture, and I think it is ------~For Prompt, Courteous------Service the letter of my friend Roberta Makow- and Quality Workmanship .. ski in fact it is not, and it is yours. Jim's CALL what is your relation with Roberta Ma- kowski is he your cousin. Jim's how old ABMAR TELESERVICE are you, are you going to school, in what CORP. grade are you, in what were you study. BAKER 9652 I will introduce myself to you. I am 16 Television Service Specialists years old. I am in second year high 942 HUDSON AVE. Rochester, N. Y. school. I am studying in colleges of the "THE FINEST IN TELEVISION SERVICE" West Visayas. This college is newly es- tablished. The high school of this college offere academic subject like National MOHAWK TELEVISION Language, United States History, Read- & RADIO SERVICE ing English and Grammar, General Science Geometry and also free Spanish. PROMPT RELIABLE SERVICE I This free Spanish subject is optional. 954 PORTlAND AVE. HAmilton 0742 ~ They have also free vocational courses --_ .... ------like Stenography, Bookbinding, soap mak- Authorized Television & Radio Service ing, wood working Commercial Painting, Bookkeeping, Horticulture and Piano 1 ALBr:RT'S TELEVISION and 2. Jim's I think I've more words to SALES & SERVICE - Factory Trained see and I hope you will not forget me, CULVER 3672 and you answer my short letter. 1942 MAIN ST. E. Rochester, N. Y. Your new friend that can always re- member to you all the time. Federico Jayme ~\.ON OUR COVERIJ 70 B. [ereos Street LaPaz, Iloilo City Dancer Val Males and wife Irene- Philippine Islands Picture Story is on Pages 6 and 7.

TV GUIDE - PAGE 17 DAYTIME PROGRAMS Wednesday- Thursday

10,25-Billboard. The day an TV. 1 30-Garry Moore Show (CBS) Enter- 10,30-Coffee Time. Mort Nusbaum, with .toinm e nt and guests. Lots of laughs. music to pep up the mid-morning. 2aO-First Hundred Years (CBS) Jimmy 11,OO-(Wed.) Dollar Derby. A chance to Lydon and young married life. win prizes at Radio City. 2A5-0pen Hause. Ross Weller and Ann 11,15-Tower Clock Time (Thurs.) Louise Rogers invite you to [oln them. and you go shopping. 3,OO-Miss Susan (NBC) Susan Peters as 11,30-Strike It Rich (CBS) Deserving folk a woman attorney helps her clients. get $$$ fro"; Warren Hull. 3,15-Here's Looking At You (NBC). 12,00-Noonday News. All the news till For the ladies to become beautiful. noon. 3,30-Bert Parks Show (NBC) Peggy Ann 12,15- (CBS) Paul Potter and Grove, Bobby Sherwood and fun. others in a daily drama. 3,30-Bill Goodwin Shaw (NBC) (Thurs.) 12,30-Search For Tommorrow (CBS) An Variety entertainment. inspirational story of everyday living. 4,OO-Kate Smith Hour (NBC) Kate sings 12,45-Art Gallery (Wed.) and Ted Collins talks. 12A5-How Do You Do It? (Thurs.) 5,OO-Hawkins Fall. (NBC) Small town life, its people and problem s, I,OO-Steve Allen Show (CBS) Steve is a popular young comedian, who ern- 5, I 5-Gabby Hayes (NBC) Western ad- cees a. variety show. venture with cowboys and rustlers. 1,15-(Wed.) Bride and Groom (CBS) A 5,30-Howdy Doody (NBC) Entertainment marriage before the cameras. for the kids.

Wednesday, Nov. 7, 1951 Thursday, Nov. 8, 1951

600-Tauchdawn. Football films. 6,OO-lndustry On Parade.

6,15-Top of the New. with Earl Wood. 6,15-Latest National and Local New. by Earl Wood. 6,30-Mohawk "Showroom" with Roberta 6.30-Perry Como Show (CBS). Quinlan. (NBC). 6,45-Doug Duke 6A5-Touchdown. Football pictures. 7,OO-Kukla, Fran & Ollie (NBC). 7,OO-Kukla, Fran & Ollie (NBC). 7,30-Max Raney and his Hi Boy. 7,30-Hunting and Fishing Show 7A5-Camel News Caravan (NBC) 7,45-Camel News Caravan (NBC) B,OO-Groucho Marx (NBC). You Bet Your B,OO-Crusade in The Pacific. "Time" and Life. "Life" story of the Pacific war. B,30-Alan Yaung (CBS) Comedy of a spec- B,30-John Kiernan. A panorama of nature, ial sort. with Kiernan as your host. 9:00-Sparts Digest. BA5-Aquinas Football review. 9:15-Wrestling. Pedro Martinez matches 9,OO-Philco TV Playhouse (NBC). The best from the Sports Arena. Turner does in drama. the grunt by groan. 1O,00-Blue Ribbon Boxing (CBS) IO:OO-Martin Kane (NBC). Lloyd Nolan as the private investigator. 10A5-Alter-Fight Club. 10:30-Court of Public bpiion. n,OO-Telenews Daily II :OO-Telenews Daily. 11,15-Sammy Kaye (CBS). So You Want To II :15-Genesee Playhouse. Lead A Band. 12,OO-Telenews Daily.

PLEASE NOTE- Beginning with last week's issue we discontinued the TV schedules for WSYR- TV and WHEN. These are now included in the new SYRACUSE TVUE WEEKLY. If you are one of our subscribers and would prefer the Syracuse rather than the Rochester edition, send us a postcard and we'll be happy to make the change.

TV GUIDE - PAGE 18 Friday, Nov. 9, 1951

To get fuller enjoyment and lost-mlnute in- formation, ol't.¥0Ys check "Press Time Flashes" on Page 16 of this TV Guide.

10,25-Billboard. DANNY McSHEEN 10:30-Coffee Time. '11:OO-To Be Announced. 11:30-Strike It Rich (CBS). 12:op-News. WRESTLING 12:15-Love of Life (CBS). Every Thursday Nit.e at the 12:30-Seorch for Tomorrow (CBS). 12A5-Make It and Markel. SPORTS ARENA i :OO-Steve Allen Show (CBS). presented by 1:30-Garry Moore Show (CBS). CIVIC SPORTING CLUB .2.30-First Hundred Years (CBS). Prices: $1.00-$1.50-$2.00-$2.50 2:45-0pen House. FOR RESERVATIONSCAll BAKER6275 3:00-Miss Susan (NBC). 207 Present Bldg. opp. Hotel Seneca 3:15-Here's looking At You (NBC). 3:30-3ert Parks Show (NBC). 4:00-Kate Smith Hour (NBC). r------..------l 5:00-Hawkins Falls {NBC). ' JACK FORBES I 5:15-Gabby Hayes (NBC). 5:30-Howdy Doody [NBC). I FAWN CLUB I Presents AL CIMINELLI I 6:00-Film. FEATURING - 6:15-Up-to-the-Minute News ftalhesbY Earl I Wood. DICK STEB at the Hammond: 6:30-Mohawk Showroom, with Roberta , - NITELY - , Quinlan. EXCEPT TUES. : 6:45-Football Forecast. 7:00-Kukla, Fran & Ollie (NBC). ---.SAT. NITE---I 7:30-A.k The Kids. Jimmy O'Flynn stars BILLY SPITZ and the : ~. on a panel with Ralph Collier as Me. Clambake Five : 7:-45-Camel News Caravan (NBC) , 8:00-Bigelow Theatre (Drama).. FLOOR SHOW : 8:30-We The Peoplt with Dan Seymour. DELICIOUS FISH FRY 9:00-The Big Story (NBC). I Every Friday :1 9:30-Case of Eddie Drake. 10:00-Boxirig from The Garden (NBC). SMORGASBORD Every Sunday-3 - 9 • 10:45-Greatest Fights (NBC). 11:OO-Telenews Daily l.l~~2.RIDGE.RD.:.~ 11:15-Charlie Wild, Detective (CBS) ~:~~J

TV GUIDE - PAGE 19 ~~OVER TH E TV FENCE"

Marguerite Piazza, of "Your Show of Shows" just turned down a Hollywood bid. She would have been in a picture with Mario Lanza, and refused to have for the G.O.P. nomination on the Kate anything to do with it or him. Mr. Smith program. About time, too. He was Lanza is slipping badly on the radio and walking along the street to the studio she didn't want to go down the drain. and no one even recognized him If you've been wondering where Dagmar Movie producers have "morality" classes has been the past few months, here's in all their contacts. TV producers try- your answer. She's doing the Vaudeville ing to introduce the same kind of high circuit, and is now back for TV guest schoolish censorship into TV contracts appearances ... A network offered mil- .. Kukla, Fran & Ollie getting ready lions for the Tarzan pictures, and was to celebrate their fourth anniversary on turned down, flat ... Has anyone around TV (and never anything but kind words here been catching that 5:45 P. M. show for the show.What a record!!) ... Gen- on WHAM - Ray [;, Bob. At last eral MacArthur was being considered for there are some comedians around with a speech and an appearance in Roches- ideas and humor. Perhaps they'll even ter.Everything was going well until the stay off TV to keep some of their original backers found out the general's fee for ideas. There's nothing much original on an appearance would be $5,000. The idea TV any more. Take, for instance, the was quickly shelved ... The "Studio Jack Carson show. As dull, dead, and One" production of MACBETH was disappointing as could be ... Rochester good, but muddled. And the sight of City Club will go on TV soon, with a Macbeth's corpse shifting around on the short film of the principal speaker being set after his head had been cut off didn't interviewed by an official of the club ... add up to much accuracy ... Local poli- Baseball players are reaping a harvest of ticos seem to be avoiding TV in the cur- guest appearances on TV now that the rent campaign. Wonder why? All the Fall world series is over ... Getting back interest that could be stimulated is for the to Dagmar, and who wouldn't want to, better. As it is, political pundits wonder- her ABC-TV show has been delayed. A ing whether anyone beside the candidates film audition of it was made, and it will show up to vote " In England, a Ropped before prospective sponsors .. So, speech by Churchill before 8th army she's got to wait ...Dorothy Shay will veterans was cut off TV. Risk of politics appear with Jack Benny on his first TV said the BBe. Instead, they showed films show of the season, Nov. 4. She'll ap- of Rommel's army at that time, the sold- in a hill-billy scene ... The Royal Tour iers against whom the 8th army fought of Canada turning into a big freeze. Too .Gene Autry show may be r placed many officials, not enough chance for the .. The newest TV ratings show Milton folks to see Lizzy and her husband. But Berle still on top. He's never been out of the TV show of their arrival in Windsor that spot. Faye Emerson once knock- was hailed as expert work in inter- ed a heckler out cold with a right to country relations ... Senator Taft made the jaw. For that, her husband, Skitch his first TV appearance in his campaign Henderson is- now sporting a mustache.

TV GUIDE - PAGE 20 - Barbara Benson. beautiful vocalist with "Sammy Kaye Show" was the for- mer Gloria on the Phil Spitalny Show.

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TV GUIDE - PAGE 21 ...... , • $ t F1:au: •• rtw:n .$ t •.••'f BEN NEWS vs THAT'S BOW TIES NEW

For the first time, the National Broad-I When Ben Grauer gets a color televi- sion field-test assignment, he not only casting Company is making available takes a bow but also wears a bow. to television stations a fully scored daily And during the current RCA-NBC ex- newsreel. Francis C. McCall, director of perimental color programs being presented TV News and Special Events said. thrice-a-day, with Ben as narrator, he is The seven and one-half minute news- in a rainbow-hued heaven because he can reel on-the-spot words and sounds, plus fall back on his wardrobe of 150 brightly- narration and music. hued bow ties to wear before the camera. Cued scrips and spot sheets will ac- On all his broadcast and telecast as- company each newsreel. ,To cover the signments, Ben wears a bow. The only delivery interval, the NBC-TV news- time he ever dons a four-in-hand is on room in New York will wire up-to-the- the Toscanni-NBC Symphony programs. minute script revision each day, enabling His favorites in bows are regimental stations with small news staffs to present stripes and polka dots.He has no use for completely scored newsreels with mini- solid colors and feels that the snap-on mum effort. Stations can run the film ready-made ties are the bane of civiliza- silent or with sound, at their discretion, tion. and they can readily splice in local news, "I can tie a bow in less than a minute," commentary and commercial announce- Ben says, "but only on myself. I'm a ments. Among the many advanages of Hop trying to do one on another guy. this new NBC-TV newsreel is that it Also, I can't do it if I use a mirror. But will increase local station film libraries it comes out perfectly, all ends matching, by 40' stories per week. when I don't see it at all." Films for the daily newsreel will be Ben's 150 bow ties are all of the supplied by more than 100 NBC camera- straight-and-narrow variety; butterfly de- men stationed round the world. Exclu- signs only make him hot under the collar. sive film services from outstanding for- When Ben heard of his upcoming par- eign film organizations will supplement . ticipation in the RCA-NBC field-tests, he film reports from such frontline camera shopped the Fifth Avenue sartorial parlors experts as Charlie and Eugene Jones. for bright sports jackets. He ordered four, NBC-TV news films have proved their but all of them went back when Ernest excellence year after year on top-rated Walling, director of the experimental programs like the "Camel News Cara- color programs, preferred a much-worn, van," brown-striped nubby tweed that Ben had NBC cameramen hit each story hard, been wearing to the studio when he wasn't catching both its significance and its on special color assignments. human side.

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