Motions Fly at Three-Hour Council Session Revised Constitution Prepared for Vote Last Monday’s Council meeting lasted from 7 to 10 at night, and sur­ prisingly enough, the energies of the Congress to Convene Coupcilmen seemed to gain as the session wore on through a maze of Five Committees to parliamentary technicalities. - The first part of the lengthy con­ cordance consisted of an incisive train of _ criticism about The New Hamp­ Engineer Dummy Bills shire’s stand on the current state of affairs in the governing chambers of the Council. Through Leg. Process Nort Tupper spearheaded the cri- by Bob Bonneau icism of the paper’s article on Coun­ cil approval of constitutional revisions Tonight Murkland Auditorium will without prior publication, as presently be the setting of a meeting of_ Con­ provided for in the aged constitution. gress. Speaker of the house, Richard Tup cited the need for expediency in Morse, will rap his gavel at 7:00 p.m., operating student government and sharp thus opening the first student NEW HAMPSHIRE stated that although Council welcomes Model Congress since the beginning constructive criticism, he could see no of the war. reason behind constitutional “ hair­ This replica of American govern­ V O L , No. 39 Issue 20 Z413 Durham, N. H., March 9, 1950 PRICE — 7 CENTS splitting. ” ment in action is to be enacted by members of the UNH Speaking So­ “ Consistently expedient ?” ciety, TH E STUMPERS, in con­ At this Leo Redfern, ex-officio junction with the departments of Our Town Cast Preps for Opener member, observed that on the sub­ Speech and Government. Members ject _ of expediency versus “ hair­ Joint Convocation splitting” the Council wasn’t very of the one-house delegation, however, are not entirely constituents of the de­ consistent. He referred to the recent bating club. Anyone interested in decision barring ex-officio members parliamentary procedure, processes of Will Elect Officers from balloting for officers. government, and speech has been sign­ The business of the meeting was ing up during the past week for the then brought to the floor by Council­ 50 to 60 representative seats available. To Gov’t. Positions man Robinson, but the Council, as a Bills Prepared Elections for members of student whole, still showed the effects of the speaking job. A permanent Corre­ As in actual practice, five congress­ council, members of AWS, and class ional committees have been hard at sponding Secretary was recommended officers for the coming year will be and _ a revision adopted regarding work writing bills in their particular held at a special point convocation in fields to be presented before the house. the Field House on Mar. 30. An out­ election of SC officers. The revision, Committee heads are as follows: La­ passed with little comment, stated standing speaker for the event will that officers were to be elected by a bor, Joseph Baghdasarian; Foreign be announced in next week’s New Affairs, Raymond Grady; Judiciary, Hampshire. 4/5 quorum of newly-installed gov­ Alan Kiepper; Health, Richard Lu­ Candidates for Student Council must ernors, including the ex-officios. The Council then roamed into a cas; Agriculture, Leo Redfern. have at least a 2.0 cumulative grade These bills will be presented before solid half-hour discussion supposedly point average. Also, they must turn in pertaining to the next proposal; that the congressmen in accord with strict a petition with fifty male students signa­ parliamentary procedure. Prof. Nor­ the President and Vice-President of tures to the office of the Dean of Men Council be seniors, and that non­ man Alexander, head of the Govern­ by 4 p.m., Mar. 16. These petition blanks ment Department, will act as parli­ elected members be barred from these may be obtained from the Dean of Men’s jobs. amentarian, advising Mr. Morse on office. Parliamentary Proceedure decisions of correct process. The Those running for class offices must speakers introducing the suggested have a petition signed by fifty classmates. For fifteen minutes Robert’s Rules laws will be allowed up to four min­ of Order swayed before a gale of mo­ utes to describe the bill. Debate on These blanks also may be obtained at the office of the Dean of Men, and must tions and amendments. One mem­ any one legislation will be limited to ber was heard to moan that he should a half hour with a maximum of_ three be turned into him by 4 p.m., Mar. 16. Pictures of all candidates will be taken have taken up Parliamentary Proceed­ minutes per congressman defendin_g_ or ure before running for Council. Benoit attacking the proposal. Recognition in the Student Council Office at Notch moved: President and Veep be re­ of as many members of the house as Hall at 6:30 p.m. on Mar. 16. These stricted to seniors — defeated. Nol­ possible is the aim of the time limits. pictures will appear in the Mar. 23 issue an moved: All offices be restricted to Govt. Dept. Assists of The New Hampshire. elected members — defeated. The Also in accord with our Washington AWS candidates will be selected at next few motions came up and went Congressional pattern, the Model Con­ a _ nominating convocation to be held down too fast to record, but Bill gress here will have a clerk of the this afternoon at N.H. Hall. Merrill, Aggie, finally carried the ball house to take roll call, keep minutes for a touchdown when he moved that and other duties in the person of Prof. ex-officios be eligible for Corr. Sec. Philip D. Wheaton, of the Speech De­ and the Executive Committee. Nort partment. Students preparing the Bowery-Bum Beards Tupper kicked the extra point when Congress are indebted to both Prof. he moved the Presidency of Council Alexander and Prof. Wheaton for r! Photo by Vogler be the only office restricted to seniors. their indispensible help in this project. Eric Kromphold, cast the role of the Stage Manager in Mask and Dagger’s Hokay for Hobo Hop Councilman Robinson, wiping perspi­ Comparable to the nation’s Capital OUR TOWN, in a speech from the wedding scene marries Bob Skinner ration from his brow, moved on to the Did you think that there had sud­ Building, a visitor’s gallery, for _ all (George Gibbs), and Betty Lavery (Emily Webb) as members of the Gibbs •next section of the constitution to be students and faculty members wish- denly developed a dire shortage of considered. family look on. The show will start a four-night stand at New Hampshire razor blades? Girls, are you bothered continued on page 10) Hall next Wednesday. A progressive step was taken when by boy friends’ fast growing beards? it was recommended that the retiring Well, that beard may win your man President make an annual report of the coveted prize to be given to the Council operations to the student body. owner of the best, most Bowery-like The Council also voted that 2.0 be the Seniors Meet Wed., Grant House to be Frosh Dorm; beard, at the Soph Hobo Hop. average to maintain membership in Old clothes will be in keeping with Council in order to insure the chances the Skid Row atmosphere which will of Councilmen being around at the end Girls to Seek Off-Camp us Homes prevail at N. H. Hall this Saturday of the year and to lower the high mor­ Name Committees night. The Wildcats will furnish the A notice was posted in Grant House dormitories are already crowded ex­ tality rate now prevalent in Council A Senior Class meeting will be held music for dancing Hobos from 8:30 chambers. on Wed., Mar. 15, at 4 p.m. in Murk­ last week stating that next fall the cessively. Since a choice had to be p.m. to 1 a.m. The dancers will also house will be turned into a dormitory made between housing younger wo­ These suggested revisions to the land Auditorium. The topics on the be entertained by games, community Constitution will be presented for stu­ agenda include: discussion as to the for freshman girls. At present, the men students off-campus or those over singing, and favors. building is occupied by women stu­ twenty-three, the wiser choice seemed dent approval at the annual election continuance of the B^calaureate ex­ Admission is 90c for 'this stag or convo. ercises, selection of a class marshall, dents, 23-year-old or older. They are to be to provide dormitory places for drag affair. discussion by Mr. William Prince on excluded from the other women’s the younger girls. Many of the older Student Asks Council Aid the group subscription plan for the dormitories by University rulings. women students now living in private Irving Atwood, Wentworth Acres, Alumni magazine, and commencement This means that, commencing with homes in Durham have expressed sat­ appeared before the Council to ask for committee plans. the fall semester, these girls must find isfaction with the excellent places they Open Meeting of ACS For assistance in having something done The committees for 'commencement rooms off-campus. have found. We believe that the pres­ Chem and Tech Majors to revise the $5 cut system to make have been announced as follows: An­ In a prepared statement given The ent group in Grant House that is con­ allowances for students having jobs nouncements and Invitations, William New Hampshire on Saturday, Dean tinuing in college next year will have Alpha Chi Sigma, Chemical Profess­ during the vacation which required Christy and Mary Kenney; Banquet, Woodruff stated: “ The University as good an opportunity to find satis­ ional Society, will hold an open meeting them to be home a day or two before James Wedge and Betty Ahearn; In­ regrets very much the shortage of factory rooms as the graduate students in James 301 on Mon. Mar. 13, at 7 :30 school is officially out. The Council formal Dance, Norton Tupper and dormitory space that makes necessary and graduate assistants who have p.m. All students planning to enter some was in strong agreement and Prexy Betty Larsen; Class Day, Leo Red­ the assignment of freshman women to chiefly been provided for in this way. field of chemistry or chemical engineer­ Potter set up a committee including fern and Ann Silver; Commencement Grant House next year. The number The Housing Committee will welcome ing and who might be interested in join­ Sakowski, Nolan and McKelvie to Ball, Jack Lafayette and Betty Lou of younger women to whom dormitory the opportunity to consider any bet­ ing the society, are invited to attend. handle the case with the Senate Policy Perley; Picnic, Thomas Barrett and places must be assigned next year ter plan that may be offered. There will be a program including movies Committee. Sakowski hoped for sat- Priscilla Winslow. I by an estimated forty. The women’s and refreshments. (continued on page 11) Organize Student Civic Committee Leadership Training Plan Set Mounting interest in the forthcoming Official Notices carefully screening each applicant, the AW S has cordially invited all wo­ be assigned to each office. Contact Student Council elections was skyroc­ Civic Commitee will nominate a number All students are responsible for knowledge of Notices appearing here. men students on campus to take ad­ will be made with other schools now keting to a peak this week as nine campus of “capable and qualified” candidates for vantage of their “ Leadership Train­ using similar systems. organizations received letters requesting each Council Seat. The entire slate, it is ing Program”. This program will be­ It is hoped tha,t every girl who has that they send representatives to an orga­ contemplated, will be published in The Motor Vehicle Registration. Stu­ gin Wednesday, March 15, and will not found the proper outlet for her nizational meeting for the purpose of New Hampshire on March 23, with a dents with Motor vehicle permits extend through April 26. excess energy will find something forming a- Student Civic Committee to formal endorsement of the entire Civic must upon receipt of new plates in­ It is the belief of the council that offered here to help her convert that sponsor candidates for Council seats. Committee. form the Business Office of both their many girls find themselves elected to energy into a desirable contribution Backers of the proposed Student Civic All organizations invited old and new registration numbers. an office in an organization, club, to the campus. There will be ma­ Comittee explained the principal function Organizations which have received an dormitory council, sorority, without terial offered which will be of value of the organization as an attempt to stim­ invitation to participate on the Civic Caps and Gowns. All Seniors who any previous executive training. To to the seniors who plan to accept the ulate student interest in a strong, effec­ Committee thus far include: The New will graduate in June must report for bring a smoother transition when one role of citizen in the community. tive student government staffed with high Hampshire, Interdormitory Council, In­ measurements for cap and gown to governing body succeeds another and The six weeks are planned as fol­ caliber representatives. The Committee, terfraternity Council, Student Union, Brad Mclntire’s College Shop not to bring knowledge and training to lows: it was pointed out, is not an attempt to Students For Democratic Action, the later than April 1. each girl for more efficiency in her March 15 — Importance of Activi­ role as a leader, AW S has planned a ties, Scholarship, and Leadership on “pack” the Council or in any way damage Young Republicans, and) the Young Dem­ Veterans should call at the Book­ their work, but rather is aimed at a more ocrats. However, it has been pointed out six-week course, open to all those in­ Campus. Guest speaker; Dr. Herbert store for voucher card to authorize terested. Moss. effective presentation of Council candi­ that all student organizations are invited cap and gown rental under the Veter­ In conjunction with the classes, a March 22 -—- History and Constitu­ dates to the student electorate. and urged, to attend the organizational ans Administration. project on the “Level System” bas tion of AWS plus Functioning of Candidates screened meeting to be held in the Pine Room Although plans thus far mapped are been planned. The Level System is a House Councils. in Ballard Hall at 7 :30 p.m., on Monday system by which no girl can carry March 29 — Parliamentary Proceed­ only tentative, and subject to endorsem'ent evening. Individual students are also in­ more than a designated number of of the proposed Civic Committee, it has ure. Guest speaker; Dr. John Holden. vited to attend the meeting and assist extra-curricula credits during one se­ April 12 — House and Social Rules. been suggested that the group would in drawing up a program of action. Newman Club Bazaar mester. The project will consist of April 19 — Committee Leadership accept candidacy intentions from all Affiliation with student groups is not The Newman Club will hold a bazaar investigating the need of such a sys­ and Personnel Leadership. Guest students interested in seeking Council required. in the basement of the new church on tem; contacting all existing campus speaker; Mr. Edward Eddy. seats. Each candidate would be requested A complete summary of the meeting, organizations, tabulating the offices April 26 — Who’s Who at UNH Madbury Road on March 13 in the late to list his extra-curricula activities, as and plans adopted, will appear in next and time spent by each officer, and and Where to go for what. Guest well as his college advisor, and after week’s issue of The New Hampshire. afternoon and evening. evaluating the number of credits to speaker; Mr. Jere Chase. PAGE TWO THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 1950 Dartmouth UnanimouslyCondemns Prof. David Long Holds Lecture Fraternity Discriminatory Clauses The student body of Dartmouth ative the students have shown their College swarmed to the polling booths confidence that the fraternities in­ About Trends of Communism last week to issue an almost-unani- volved will do all they can to get rid y by Dave Cunniff mous condemnation of college fraterni­ of the clauses.” ties with discriminatory clauses in The head of the Undergraduate Mr. David Long, of the University’s diction. In Marx’s time, this seemed They were anti-Nazi, of course, but their Constitutions. An unprece­ to be an historical certainty: The mid­ they regarded the Munich Pact be­ Council, David C. Bull, noted that, History Department, entertained a dented 90% of the undergraduates “ We will have to decide how to make group of some thirty people on Feb. dle class had successfully overthrown tween Germany and the Western turned out to allow in effect, the stu­ the power of the aristocracy, and the Powers as a sellout of Eastern proposal' number two work; how to 27, with his comments on the past, dent government the power to ban give^it the full meaning and conse­ present, and future trends of the Com­ working class, “ the proletariat,” Europe to Germany. To protect their any discriminatory fraternity from the seethed with discontent at the work­ own strategic position, therefore, they quence that its supporters have en­ munistic movement in the world. The Hanover campus, if that fraternity visioned.” Channing-Murray Club, an organiza­ ing conditions under which the mid­ felt compelled to enter into a defensive showed no inclination to rid itself of tion devoted toward liberal religion, dle-class industrialists forced them to alliance with Germany. the objectionable constitutional pro­ During the war years, Russia was a sponsored the address, which was held work. But the process has not born its visions. in the Organization Room at Com- logical fruit; the workers of the world valuable ally to the anti-Hilter forces. The vote was on three referenda. British Prize-Winning Film mons. „ have not revolted in industrial coun­ This seems to have been forgotten „ now, said Mr. Long, to the effect that The first would have barred any fra­ Long, an Assistant Professor here, tries, and in Russia, the seat of pres­ ternity from social participation on "The Red Shoes" in Durham prefaced his remarks to the student ent Communism, the revolution has any praise of Russia is decried. If .a man praises the Russian movement in campus if, by April, 1952, the clauses Art Stewart, manager of the Frank­ audience, “ To use a Henry Morgan only resulted in a new hierarchy of had not been removed. The second society which is just as rigid as any the war effort, “ You can kick a man lin theater announces that the cele­ phrase about predictions of things to bill ran “ that the Undergraduate brated British prize-winning film, The come, I am 80% right — 14% of the feudal system. out of public for it.” Mr. Long ex­ Council, by the end of each school Long, in speaking of Marx, said, pressed his doubts that the Yalta Con­ Red Shoes, will be shown at the local time.” But he did stress that his opin­ year, shall review the efforts under­ theater on Sun. and Mon., March 12 ions on Communism come from a “ He had no conception of benevolent ference was a complete victory for the Communists. Do we think for a min­ taken by those fraternities whose con­ and 13. viewpoint of careful sifting and analy­ capitalism,” therefore his next rule, stitutions restrict or might, be inter­ the oppression of labor by capitalism, ute, he said, that Russia completely The Red Shoes comes to Durham sis of the facts of history. „ . m preted to restrict membership because after much-heralded success in its First, said Mr. Long, his tall frame has not been correct. Long’s theme fooled “ the naive Winston Churchill of race, religion or national origin. draped behind the speaker s table, of the usefulness of the Welfare State and the utferly gullible Franklin showings in New York and Boston. continued into the discussion of the Roosevelt?” The imperialistic move­ “ If it can be established,” continues In Boston it broke all existing records “ What is Communism?” He de- the proposal, “ that any. fraternity has fined it as a complex movement in­ next Marxian rule, the inevitability of ment of World Communism vested in in runs, surpassing Lawrence Olivier’s socialism. “ Welfare Capitalism can Russia is a well-known fact of post­ not exhausted all possible means of masterpiece, Henry V. volving the characteristics of a phil­ eliminating such clauses short of drop­ osophy, an economic-political system, stop, that.” said Mr. Long. World war history. The main point of inter­ A special matinee will be shown on Socialism will come as an inevitability est here is that the Cominform is ping national affiliation, the Under­ and a secular religious force. T,her.e graduate Council shall withdraw all Sun. afternoon at 3. The first show is,” he emphasized, “ a core of ideal­ he predicted, only through nationalis­ essentially a nationalistic movement. in the evening will start at 6:30, and tic warfare. This in itself would run The Tito split shows the impending recognition of that fraternity which ism in it that must be understood. does not satisfy the above require­ the second at 8:50. Regular prices will He cited the case of Dr. Fuchs, re- contrary to the last point of the. Marx­ failure of this nationalistic movement prevail. ian theory, internationalism, which has and also the change in the philosophy ments, this resolution to take effect cently convicted by^ a British court immediately.” for treason in handling atomic infor­ not proved to be a workable concept, of Communism. Tito, according to mation of the highest secrecy, who, so far. Moscow, “ must support Russia to be The third proposal advocated no as far as anyone can find out, had led Communism, therefore, is Marxian a Communist.” Mr. Long feels it action whatsoever on the issue. It ROBERT P. ALIE I an exemplary life before his espionage Socialism as changed by Lenin and would benefit us to woo other national­ was defeated by a landslide majority. activity. Dr. Fuchs, according to Mr. Stalin. In other words, modern Com­ ists within the Russian sphere cd in­ Only 248 of the 2487 cast ballots fell Doctor of Optometry Long, may be one of those idealistic munism is a perverted movement fluence. “ Any religion,” he.said, “ has in favor of the no-action policy. persons who are attracted to Commun­ which now favors Russian national­ always been more afraid of. its heretics The first referenda polled 885 votes, § ism because of its promises. they ism. The “ dictatorship of the pro­ than any number of disbelievers.” while the third piled up 1354 ballots Hours 450 Central Ave. i seek in Communism an answer, letariat,” a temporary necessity under With regard to our own position in for a decisive win. Only 1244. votes 9-12 1:30-5 Dover, N. H. § and by Qver Liggett’ * Drug opioned Mr. Long, to the misery and the Marxian scheme of things, has power politics at the present, Mr. were required as a legal majority for Appointment Long feels that we are stronger than decadence of western society which hung on and on in Russia, and has action. Closed Wed. Tel. 2062 may be attributed to the present eco­ effected only a new hierarchy there. Russia in Europe, due to the Mar­ shall Plan, and weaker in Asia. When The decision of the student body nomic system. . Communism seems to be in the pro­ was lauded by the President of Dart­ i Communism as a religious force can cess of moving away from the con­ we are weak, it is generally due to our Eyes examined, prescriptions || “ strange bedfellows.” He thinks that mouth, John S. Dickey and the Presi­ be compared to the original Christian cept of a classless society. dent of the Dartmouth IFC, Bertram filled and prompt service on re- Church. Mr. Long formed his anal­ Long reflected that Marx would our support of the Chiang regime and Rodman. Rodman made the state­ pairs of all types. || the Bao Dai regime in Indo China was ogy by citing the fact that Commun­ have been surprised at the locale of the ment that, “ It is noteworthy that by § ism has its own holy book, Das Kapi- first Communist revolution. He ex­ a disastrous pair of mistakes. virtue of voting for the second altern­ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tals, which can be compared to the pected it to occur in an industrial Mr. Long predicted that Titoism is Bible of Christianity. The movement country, and Russia at the time of the an inevitability in China. He explain­ has its own “ saints,” men who are Revolution was the least-developed na­ ed his stand in this fashion: Russian revered by the Communistic peoples tion in Europe. But three things com­ natonalism will make pressing de­ as much as Christians rever their holy bined to make Czarist regime was mands on her satellites. The satellites, men. Marx and Lenin were examples ruthless and inefficient, the country in order to preserve their own inter­ of this elevation to sainthood, third; was in chaos because of the war, and ests, will create drags in fulfilling the ly, there is a well-known party line, the Russian people had a long record Russian orders. This will cause Rus­ which can be compared to the dogma of violence behind them. sia to crack down on the puppet gov­ of the early Church. And last, there ernments, and this in turn will cause The Communists promised the peo­ more friction. Sooner or later, splits a e fanatics in the movement, men ple “ Bread, Land, Peace,” and a 3 ) u n f e y ’ s and women willing to be martyrs for between Moscow and the satellites will tightly organized minority was able have to occur. the cause. r to sweep itself into power and survive In reviewing the history of the Com­ In summing up, Mr. Long stressed the invasion of the allies and the civil his opinion that capitalism has a good munistic movement, Mr. Long Quer_ war which followed. Lenin welded ied how any system based on such an chance for survival, if the United the government into an efficient unit, States can keep up its present level of incorrect body of ideas .c°iiM have and the Communists were able to hold risen to such importance in the m?^" prosperity, and if the United States the country together through the long keeps the moral balance of the propa- College Pharm ern world. Karl Marx’s “ Scientific years of non-recognition by the other gandar war in its favor. If we re­ Cocialism” is based on the material­ major powers of the world. i s t philosophy of.the 19th Century cognize Franco Spain, thinks Mr. French and the dialectic system of The party was purged of Trotsky Long, “ we are throwing the moral Full line of Patent medicines and Sundries logic formalized by Hegel m the last and is followers, who favored inter­ issues out the window.” He insisted Century. Besides this, .Communism national Communism, and the Stalin­ on U. S. strength in armament, “ but ist-nationalistic group took power rests on five Marxian main P°“ ts’ let’s hold the meetings, too.” which Mr. Long preceeded to cast after the death of Lenin. To fulfill their promises to the Russian people, Take home some of our serious aspersions. Communism insists on the economic the government instituted a series of ORRIN’S WATCH SHOP interpretation of history. .In other Five-Year Plans in the early 1930’s. This was a return to more-or-less Watch Makers and Jewelers words, all history is the tracing of the actions of the “ haves and have-nots capitalistic processes of government. Hamilton and Elgin watches Fried Clams French Fries Long observed that, in his. opinion, After the revolutionary government history is too complex a ^ h je c t t o b e was admitted to the League of Na­ 497 Central Ave. Dover, N. H. interpreted by any one key. The eco­ tions, the Russians were famed for Telephone 1725 Sandwiches nomic method, like the Freudian their efforts for a peaceful world. method, “ is too narrow a concept unless economics is taken, as some of the Freudians take the sex-drive, to be the underlying motive for almost every action. , DOVER ESSO STATION The second dogma. of Marx, the 263 Central Avenue Phone 1705 class struggle ending in the classless society, has not been an accurate pre- B. M. Blaylock, dealer

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Letters to the Editor No Malice Aforethought Read the Pamphlet men of Dur-ham, an everlasting oppor­ Action . . . Consider . . . With Apologies tunity of Endless Leap Years. In an effort to clear up misconceptions, and A new note in administrative policy was To the Editor: I am firmly convinced that the male Your editorial entitled “ Action In faction on this campus would thrill to make our stand clear the editors of The New sounded last week. Hampshire have requisitioned this column to Fraternities” has led me to believe with unbounded joy at so slight a re­ It probably went un-noticed by a majority that The New Hampshire should ex­ prieve from “ deficit spending” and comment on last week’s editorial entitled “Action of the student body, 'but for the first time in the amine the facts a little closer before take a new grasp on life with a turn­ In Fraternities”. they write scathing editorials. Tau about of “ lend lease lov-e.” University’s history, students, parents, and peo­ “Action In Fraternities” was written only to Kappa Epsilon, as a national fraterni­ I implore and charge you, my dear ple throughout the state have been extended ty, has no discriminatory clause in its editor, to use the wisdom and ex­ give an editorial comment on a bad situation the privilege of examining the University’s Charter! The chapter on campus has halted position, which is yours, to which exists quite openly on this campus. It no discriminatory clause. In the re­ emit froth your virile pen such brill­ finances. The pamphlet distributed with The was not intended as a “scathing editorial”, but cent past, a Chinese boy was presi­ iant journalistic rhetoric to virtually New Hampshire last Thursday represents an im­ rather as a word of encouragement and enlight­ dent of the House. Both Catholics lift the student body from its lethargy pressive departure from procedures previously and Protestants live in the House and and surmount its antipathy to surge enment to fraternities which are attempting to followed by this college, and almost every I sincerely believe there would be no forward to immeasured goals. erase all odors of discriminatory clauses from objection to any nationality or race other college in the nation. if the individual was liked by the mem­ Yours truly for the CAUSE! their constitutions. The editors who concurred bers. As a National, TK E has Jew­ Mary Margaret McNair, Mayor in the writing of the editorial in dispute (all Today, each and every student is welcome ish members and even a few Moham­ fraternity men) know only too well the diffi- and urged, to make a brief study of the true medans—We are certainly in favor of financial status of the University of New Hamp­ broader attitudes by other fraternities Congratulations ! cuties of local chapters of the national fraterni­ as witness our own stand. ties who must buck a Southern coalition before shire. It behooves students, alumni, parents and To the Editor: Please, Gentlemen, don’t go over­ their national constitutions can be democratized. every New Hampshire citizen to exercise this board and do damage to an organiza­ Thursday evening, March 3, 3501 privilege; for*there are some alarming facts to tion before you have the facts. I be­ people, including myself, had the very We are aware of all the problems presented lieve the first precept of any “ good” fine opportunity to attend the concert therein; and we are also aware of the fact that be noted therein. newspaper, is to print the truth. presented by the University symphony most national chapters at this University are Blanket condemnation of all fraterni­ Orchestra in the Newport Opera doing their best to berid themselves of these dis­ ties is doing a dis-service to organiza­ House (better known to natives and • • • Its • # • • tions who contribute valuable services friends as the Town Hall—actually it criminatory clauses. The summary of financial information cover­ to campus life. Furthermore, and in serves numerous capacities). ing the year from July, 1948, to June, 1949 closing, we have No Gentlemen’s It was very well done. The audi­ . . . From . . . Agreements, Membership is Decided ence reaction was spontaneous and reveals that the University was able to balanc.e on Individual Value! overwhelmingly appreciative. Prof. There is an even more fundamental problem its budget for that year. But last summer, the Sincerely, Reynolds and his musicians did an ex­ involved, however; that of the situation which state legislature‘found it necessary to amputate Warren E. Adams tremely fine job. Prof. Steele was ex­ occurs after the clauses have been removed. over $100,000 from this year’s appropriation to cellent. The students who are mem­ “Old Guard” members of the house often form (Editors Note) bers of the organization have no idea the University. A considerable decrease in the The New Hampshire sincerely apol­ how much Newport appreciated such an effective bloc which can keep out any Jew, enrollment of veteran students, all of whom pay ogizes if it has ignored Tau Kappa a fine presentation and are grateful Negro, or other minority group member. This out-of-state tuition, has further reduced the Uni­ Epsilon’s -battle against discrimination. to the concert committee for having is where the fight lies; fraternity and sorority The editors of this paper, and the en­ procured the orchestra. Perhaps, versity’s income. men and women must be cognizant of the blunt tire student body, hope that Warren though, I’m just prejudiced, being a At present, The New Hampshire, with the Adams is correct in saying “ . . . I pseudo-alumna. fact that the entire fraternal structure is under sincerely believe there would be no ob­ Anyway, it was really good and I attack because the ‘“ choosing of one’s associates” wholehearted cooperation and assistance of Uni­ jection to any nationality or race if the hope that I may offer my raucous has been extremely overdone and highly biased versity Treasurer McGrath, is preparing a series individual was liked by the members.” congratulations in the chorus of praise. in many instances. of articles on the current financial status of the We trust that this organization has Nostalgically, not been damaged, and gratefully ac- Dartmouth College men have voted that any University. Due to be published soon, these Celestine Kennedy Wiggins •cept Mr. Adams’ comments relative fraternity which “has not exhausted all possible articles will show that a critical financial condi­ to the commendable steps already means of eliminating discriminatory clauses tion exists. As of last week, the University had taken by TKE. a reserve of $36,000 and was operating in the red We have also been informed that short of dropping national affiliation” shall be Phi Mu Delta has recently deleted its Dream of Remembrance denied campus recognition at the end of this as compared to a budget reserve of $116,000 and discriminatory clause from its consti­ by Anna Carr a credit ledger at this time last year. tution. The New Hampshire regrets semester. True, this is a highly generalized that this fact was not reported, and, Sometimes at nighl: I hear the sound action ; but it is action. Faculty and administration have taken congratulates the fraternity for its pro­ Of music in my dreams. Sometimes at night the plaintive cry every step suggested to date in a sincere attempt gressive stand. to cut expenses to a minimum without impairing W . A. G. Of a marsh-born bird and the sobbing . . . Within sigh A three-month battle between the Student educational standards. However, it is not a se­ Of a mourning violin. ' v cret that budget allocations have been stretched And my throat grows chill, Council, the NYU Square Bulletin, and the NYU More MERP And my heart beats still, Inter-Fraternity Council against discriminatory to the limit; future remedial steps along this My Dear Editor: For the breath of my childhood clauses, culminated last week with an announce­ line are nearly impossible. It has come to my attention that comes once more ment from the IFC that “ as of Feb. 5, 1950, there To steal within my soul. the time is approaching when the are no fraternities now recognized by IFC that Male Economic Recovery Plan should The hills above my home were green, . . . Implications Murmuring deep with pine, have restrictive or discriminatory clauses in their be boosted if it is to become an annual The entire financial situation is a problem event among these Ivy Halls. There the snows of winter pile away. charters or constitutions.” Most commendable which confronts only the administration at pres­ Tho I am not much adept at ex­ There clear icicles cling and the chill action; especially when it is decided by the fra­ winds play ent, but it will soon be Srought to everyone’s pressing myself in print, suffice it to ternities themselves during National Brother­ say that I am a strong advocator of When shy spring comes home again. attention. Distribution of the “ Summary” bulle­ And the long lament hood W eek. MERP. tin last week was one of the steps taken to ac­ Believing, as I do, that the woman’s Of the pine sings yet, This is what The New Hampshire means For the breath of my childhood quaint all with the problem; President Adams place is NOT in the home and having when it says “Action In Fraternities.” Nothing a personal feeling that the success of comes once more will continue to appear before alumni and civic more than an honest, sincere and concentrated this program could not be attained if To steal within my soul. meetings throughout the state in a further effort it were otherwise, it behooves all wo­ The fields drew warm about my house, attack on this vital problem. We do not expect to explain the University’s status; and student men of conviction to support whole­ Fragrant with Autumn hay. miracles overnight; nor do we intend to create a heartedly this civic endeavor. There the earth grows stilled and rich leaders have been told of the overall situation ‘“newspapermen’s .crusade” on this campus. The What St. Patrick’s Day is to the in fall and encouraged to consider further steps which And great trees gently bend to shelter student body of this campus wants the action to Hibernians let MERP be to the wo- may be taken to ease the prospective deficit now all come from within the fraternities, without any From the hurrying winds of life. apparent in next year’s operating budgegt. And my throat grows chill, shotgun threats. We are confident that this And my heart beats still, action will soon prevail. W. A. G. The New Hampshire urges every reader to For the breath of my childhood make himself acquainted with all information re­ comes once more lative to this college’s finances, and to give the NEW HAMPSHIRE To steal within my soul And still at night I hear the sound problem his immediate attention. Students and Official Undergraduate Newspaper of Of weeping in my dreams. Student Civic Committee faculty members should feel a personal obliga­ the University of New Hampshire Still at night the plaintive cry tion to study the financial problem, for we will Of my youth-dead thoughts, and the Democracy . . . all be vitally affected by any action taken. Published weekly on Thursday throughout the sobbing sigh school year by the students of the University of There’s an old saying in a democracy to the Of a childhood long gone by. W. A. G. New Hampshire. effect that “Politics, like charity, begins at Entered as second class matter at the post office And the long lament at Durham, New Hampshire, under the act of March Of the pine sings yet, home.” For every Harvard-educated “states­ 3, 1879. Accepted for mailing at special rate of For the breath of my childhood postage provided for in section 1103, act of October man” in the country there are four prominent Here’s a splendid opportunity for newly-re­ comes once more 8, 1917. Authorized Septem ber 1, 1918. politicians who received their political indoctri­ organized campus political groups to exercise Subscriptions...... $2.00 per year To steal within my soul nation as ward-heelers in the great game of de­ their revitalized muscles. Now that the politi­ EDITORIAL OFFICE mocracy. The present President of the United cal ban is gone and they are welcomed back to Rooms 306, 307 Ballard Hall States is one of these grassroot politicians. the campus community, they have the chance to BUSINESS OFFICE Bill Smith Dance Thinking it over, wouldn’t you say this was prove their value to the community and to their Room 308 Ballard Hall a good thing? Of course we need the experts individual members. V A u a b tx and specialists as advisors, but in dynamic de­ Success at N. H. Hall But this project is not only made-to-order Pbsocicfed Co0e6*crfe Press mocracy we are in greater need of millions of A large crowd of enthusiastic don­ for the young political clubs — its broad local REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY ors danced to the music of the Wild­ civic-minded citizens who have, at least, a nod­ scope makes it ideal for civic participation by all ding acquaintance with politics. National Advertising Service, Inc. cats Friday night at the Bill Smith campus groups interested in better government College Publishers Representative Benefit Dance in N. H. Hall. This It’s never to early to begin your participa­ 420 Madison Ave. New York, N. Y. admirable gesture on the part of fel­ for and by the students. ^ C h i c a g o ' B o s t o n ' L o s A n g e l e s - S a n F r a n c i s c o low students and friends of BilLSmith tion in community civics, and right here on cam-i to raise funds in his name to fie do­ pus is a splendid opportunity to cultivate an un-’ Printed by the Printing Department, nated to the National and Local derstanding in, and knowledge of, the democratic . . . Here University of New Hampshire Polio Foundation, was extremely suc­ Through its program the Civic Committee cessful. functioning of politics. We don’t mean the Boss hopes to enable the students to know a little Durham, N. H., March 9, 1950 An inspiring highlight of the even­ Hague or Kingfish type of politics, but that ing was the vpice of Bill Smith, educational outlook on politics so wonderfully more about candidates for Council office before EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ....N Art Grant brought to his fellow students on a demonstrated by such civic groups as the they have to cast their ballots in the elections. BUSINESS MGR Jane Black wire recorder. Mr. John Smith gave League of Women Voters. They hope to be able to establish objective meth­ a brief talk thanking the UNH stu­ ods of analyzing candidates’ abilities and EDITORIAL BOARD dents and donors for their support of We have AWS, Student Council and class Associate Editor ...... Virginia Deschenes the benefit dance and .reporting on his officer elections coming up in the very near achievements as a guide to measuring his po­ Managing Editor Ann Silver son’s present condition. President future. Here’s an opportunity to practice in all tentiality as a Council member. And they hope Jr. Managing Editor Dave Cunniff Adams and Dean Schaefer also spoke, to inform the student electorate of their findings. News Editors Bob Louttit commending the enthusiasm of the earnestness our ability to make democracy func­ Joan Hamilton committees which worked together to tion efficiently. The purpose of the Student Civic Committee Randy Silver organize the dance. i Sports Editor ...... William Reid Mr. Charles Crocco, as representa­ would be to conscientiously promote the best Assistant Sports Editor ...... Pep Leavitt tive of the Strafford County Infantile . . . Works . . . ability for Student Council office. It hopes, by BUSINESS BOARD Paralysis Foundation, accepted a cer­ A movement is underway to form a Stu­ Adv. Manager ...... Carlton Cross tificate stating that the net proceeds dent Civic Committee designed to improve stu­ utilizing accepted political techniques, to create Assistant Adv. Manager ...... Richard Bruce would be turned over to the foundation dent participation in campus elections. This greater interest in campus elections. M uch as Staff Photographer ...... Charles Vogler from John Downs, chairman of the Staff Secretary ...... Dee Dee Chase project. Dr. Schaefer presented Mr. is an ideal political unit for carrying out a other civic committees tend to promote town Research Assistant ...... Ruth Langdell Downs with a certificate from the Na­ practical grassroots project in politics. It is managers, stable financial proceedures, and pro­ Reporters: Laurie Washburn, Jeanne Somes, Barbara tional Association expressing their ap­ aimed at the local level where participation will Hayes, Irene Muzzey,, Dorothy Flowers, John preciation. per budgeting techniques in order to improve Ellis, Barbara Pritchard, Betty Johnston, Bob be most effective and tangible. It aims not at Lewis, John Buckley, Richard Bouley, Bob their municipality or town, so, too, would the theoretical discussions of world events and na­ Dean, Nancy Lowe, Tom Kirkland, Pat Berry, Town Meeting. On Town Meeting Jack Brooks, Bob Bonneau, Bob Butland, George tional policies (worthy though these might be at Student Civic Committee strive to improve the Day, Tuesday, March 14, all classes Liamos, and Bob Deane. workings of democracy on the campus. Correspondents: Andy Hollis, Sally Baker and and laboratories will be excused be­ times), but at practical, down-to-earth civic par­ Margie Battles. tween 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. ticipation. L. F. R.

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PAGE FOUR THE NlEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 1950 Landscape Around Tech Building Greek ttlorld by Sally Baker and Andy Kinslow Classified Ads: Fastest in ambulance To be Chosen by Student Body service, Marfin and Jones, Theta Chi, The campus has an impressive new technology building, but Specialists in appendectomy— Follow- at present it is hidden in a tangle of dirt piles and trees. The develop­ up, Kappa Sig’s All Time Man About ment Npf the area will start soon, and the students are being given Campus, Nick Raftopolous has a new pair of shoes .... Be it known that an opportunity to voice their ideas for landscaping. There seems SAE has declared open war against to be a general westerly trend in the expansion of the campus, and all pledges exploiting the most sacred this section may one day be the center of activity. It is certainly brothers .... “ Curly Kochanek” S AE offers himself as the living (?) worth the consideration of every student. example of why not to fall asleep in The Student Committee for the Development of the College a barber’s chair .... Kappa Delta Brook Area, composed of two members from ASME, two from thanks the AGR boys, Phi Mu thanks AIEE, two from ASCE, two from the Physics Honorary Society, ATO for gallant services as waiters at their respective formal banquets. and three from the Vector Society, have composed the student New officers: Kappa Delt: Prexy— questionnaire below. All students are asked to fill it out and place Phyllis Sproul, Veep—Patricia Fitz­ it in one of the collection boxes listed. gerald, Secretary—-Barbara Bellaty, Treas.—Jean Christopher . . . Theta Kap: Prexy—Jerry Nolan, Veep— John Simpson, Sec.— Stan Faryniarz, Treas.— Charley Long, Pledge Mar­ 1. Should the area be developed on the basis of a gen- shall—Dan Walsh .... TKE: Pres. * —Sid Davis, Veep—John Miller, Sec. eral theme? Yes ...... N o ... —Bill Arms, Treas.— Steve Pearson. Where do all the little insects go in 2. If your answer to (1) is yes, what suggestions do you the winter? Search me. Theta Chi finds them in the oatmeal .... It have? List three, if possible, in order of preference. All Happens At Once: Alpha Chi was in the dog house last week—“ Perk” 1. with acid burns, Connie St. Jean with a sprained ankle, Jinna Quinn with cane, the others with “ Dear John” 2. troubles .... The brotherhood of Phi Mu Delta is sincerely grateful to all the people who so generously con­ tributed to the cause of brother Bill Smith . . . . A1 ’’Road Agent” Shat- 3. Aside from the theme of the area, there are various tuck dropped in at Sigma Beta Wed­ "That's the Improvements the Dean of Women requested." nesday evening, “ Soc” Bobotas floated features that could be incorporated. Below are listed several. in Saturday afternoon .... Fizzle If you approve, check Yes; if not, check No. Finish: “ Jumping Joe” Sfoue of Theta Chi wins by Sheer laziness a. Winding walks and benches. Yes No...... over “ Noddings” Langevin at Maine AED Initiates Nine; (In the manner of Flirtation Walk at Annapolis) . . . . W e hear that Betty Ann La- very, Alpha Chi, “ slips” out early to "ABC” Sonnet b. Outdoor fireplaces. Yes ...... N o ...... meet her dates. How novel! Honorary Fraternity Pledge Dick Roberts, Phi Mu Delta, A carton of Chesterfields goes to c. Outdoor amphitheater. Yes ...... N o ...... shows promise of becoming one of a Joan Phenix of Scott Hall for sub­ “ select” group .... New Mascot: (For such activities as, pre-game rallies now held mitting this week’s prize winning ABC Has Yearly Banquet Theta U never has a dull moment— Sonnet. on Notch Hill) Dean Edward Y. Blewett of the Col­ the new kitten “ Dusty” has strange THE NEW HAMPSHIRE and habits .... “ Sudsy” Shirley, SAE, lege of Liberal Arts is one of the d. A chapel. Y e s ...... N o ...... is now taking bubble baths in bed— Chesterfield Cigarettes invites students newly initiated members of Alpha Oh, SAE, can you see? ? ? . . . Com- to participate in our “ Sonnet of the Epsilon Delta, National Honorary e. A commemorative statue. Yes ...... N o ...... mander W ood and “ Lt. Chicken” Week” contest. Premedical Society. Redfern Sigma Beta, the “ Frank 'A sonnet of 14 lines, written by a He was initiated as an honorary student, will appear in this column member of the society last Thursday 4. If you have any other suggestions please list them below. Jones” boys, spent the weekend mourning the liquidation of the Ports­ each week and the wining poet will afternoon simultaneously with eight mouth estate . . . When is Theta_ U’s receive a carton of “ABC” smokes for high ranking upperclassmen enrolled Stella going to _ pay Ray of Sigma his efforts. Entries, accompanied by a in the Premedical curriculum. Beta the humanities debt? ?_ ? .. . . gold-blocked “ Ch” from the front of a Included in the group were: Leo F. Nothing happened at Phi ..Delta Chesterfield pack, must be mailed to Duffey; Arthur R. MiMambro; Char­ “ Naughty Naughty” Upsilon this THE NEW HAMPSHIRE offices, les H. Hamilton; Shirley E. Downing; week. Nothing at all! Ultimatum: Ballard Hall, Durham. They will be Edward C. Smith; Eva Buckovich; Dishwashers union at Sigma Beta judged by the editorial staff and the Richard N. Cole; and James J. High. will henceforth require all members to week’s best will be printed the follow­ Membership in the Society is grant­ check six-shooters before entering the ing week. All entries should be post­ ed in recognition of superior scholas­ tic achievement. The hbject of the Your cooperation in completing this questionnaire and dining hall. Seems they’re being in­ marked not later than Fri. noon of the previous week. Those not received in society is to encourage scholarship, to placing it in one of the collection boxes located in Notch Hall, timidated . . . In order that SAE may return to normal, will the lovely Miss time for that week’s contest will be further cooperation in medical and the Library, DeMeritt Hall, or in your dormitory, sorority, “ What’s Her Name” please bring judged in the following week’s com­ premedical education, and to promote fellowship among students of similar or -fraternity, will be greatly appreciated. Bruce Barber out of the clouds . . . . petitions. Miss Phenix’s sonnet fol­ “Gorgeous Bob” Yeaton is giving lows: interests. wrestling lessons in AGR’s gym . . . . A cloud of foam received the ivory Prior to his initiation, Dean Blew­ ett had shown an active interest in the Pinings: Sally Ide, Alpha Chi, to cup, Jack Keller, Kappa Sig .... Myrtle functions of the local chapter and his Then to my lips I raised the slender suggestions and cooperation were in­ L. Davis, BU to Wasyl Zaricki, Sig­ reed. ma Beta, Junie Carbonneau, Kappa valuable. A myriad’ tiny lights burst forth, and Following the initiation, the new Outing Club Releases Information Sig, to Jane Phillips, of Regis. up Engagements. Bud Shirley, SAE, members were feted at the Annual Into the air a silver bubble — freed. Initiation Banquet at Commons. Dr. to Julie Hyde, of Cambridge . . . . I watched it catch reflections from About Cabins, Trips, and Events Paul Wyman, Theta Chi, to Charlotte Alfred S. Romer, eminant Harvard below, zoologist, who was present throughout by Barb Hayes participate and if you are interested Knight, Keene Teachers College . . . . And with a sudden turn reverse the Ruth Langdell, Scott Hall, to Warren the ceremonies and banquet, partici­ in such a weekend, contact Haven trees, pated in after dinner talks with Dean The Outing Club has finally emerg­ Owen at Phi Mu Delta for particulars. Adams, TKE. Then steal the sun’s far reaching Blewett, Dr. George M. Moore, Chap­ ed in The New Hampshire with a col­ New Hampshire OC will play host Pledges: SAE: Doc Philips, Ed beam, as though ter Advisor, and Stephen F. Weglarz, umn of its own. All information con­ to all the other OC’s in the East, at Sherburne, Gene Simoneau, Dan It thought its own transparence migh: Chapter president. cerning OC activities will be printed Spruce Pond cafiip in Allenstown, N. Stone, Bob Troy, Dick Vigneault, Joe not please. herein, so it will reach the eyes of all H.. on April 27. The association Waisgerber, Dick Kingsbury, and I saw it mock the colors of the fire, Outing Club members. This is your called the “ IO C A ” (Intercollegiate Dennis Kilroy . . . Theta Kap: Bud Like a rich diamond bared beneath the Patronize our Advertisers column, OC members, and any sug­ Outing Clubs of America) will camp Collins, Larry Contois, Lionel Corno, light. gestions or criticisms about it will be out there in Bear Brook Reservation Bob Delany, Cliff Dever, Tom Dolan, Yet I knew well its glory would retire appreciated. for a weekend of conferences about John Duarte, Francis Dutille, Dick When once the sun had made his eve­ First, here is information about the mutual problems. This is going to be Fontaine, Bob Jordan, Bill Hender­ ning flight. week-end trips conducted to _ Fran­ son, Bob Houley, Huck Keansy, Har­ Meader’s an important weekend and we are A silver bubble, like a glass of wine, conia and Jackson, hive or six dol­ honored in being hosts to it. In ry Lee, Dick Mathews. Dick Mc- Only in reflected glory dares to shine. lars is enough for the whole week-end. charge of this event are Betty Ahern Loughlin, Jim Perkins, Hank Rakow- Joan Phenix The Outing Club has cabins situated and Haven Owen. Delegates are ex­ ski, A1 Pucci, Bob Salois, Frank Sulli­ Flower Shop close to the top ski areas in the East. pected to come from as far south as van, Joe Whelton .... Theta Chi: During these next few weeks, special Dave Beaudoire, Bill Bordan, For­ Arne Stangeland, Lothar Wuerslin . . the Carolinas and from as far west as ATO: Jack Armstrong, Webb Boody, facilities are going to be available for Ohio. rest Caswell, Jack Chase, Joe Copp, Flowers for all occasions Dick Egbert, Bob Feero, Jess Gang- Fred Carter, Leo Duffy, Joel Harris, beginners and novice skiers. A ski trip to Tuckerman’s Ravine John Jacoby, Tim Holden, Carl Leaders for the trips this weekendand mountain climbing in the Presi- wer, Dud Hall, Stu Harlow, Don Hol- Corsages a specialty dentials in the White Mountains is royd, Bob Jackson, Nicholas Kalipo- Johnson, Roland Jutras, Dave Ladd, (March 11 and 12) are: to Jackson — Bill Lampson, Jim Miller, Noel Or- Pat W ood and Mel Johnson, and to scheduled for spring vacation. Rense- lites, Sam Langell, Ray Lindberg, Phone 158 laer Polytechnical Institute, and per­ Gere Lundholm, Bob Marsoluis, cutt, Dave Patterson, Mary Simer- Franconia — Pris Winslow and Ha­ sen;, Barry Simpson, Jim Skillings, ven Owen. Sign-up slips will be haps other colleges will join the New Norm Merrill, Arthur Rose, Ed Roug- 10 Third St. Dover, N. H. Hampshireites there. eau, Ken Spinney, Dave Etafford, Bob Skinner, Ralph Stevens, Harold posted Thursday at 7:45 in Ballard Van Siclen. Hall and will be taken down Friday afternoon in order that the leaders will have an accurate count of the number for which they will purchase SPECIAL RATES FOR STUDENTS AND FACULTY food. W e feel obligated to charge $1.00 to all persons who sign up and 20 to 50 percent Off do not go on the trip if they fail to notify the trip leaders, since prepar­ ations have been made for them. On All Items Including Watch Repairing A Dartmouth Woodsman’s Week­ end will be held soon at their Ravine Camp. This jvill have many of the same type of contests which were held B & M JEWELERS here during Paul _ Bunyan week end, except that it will be on a larger “Official Railroad Watch Inspectors” scale since teams from different col­ leges will participate. A team from 17 Third Street Dover, N. H. our Outing Club has been invited to TOP SELLERS Cry of the Wild Goose Frankie Lane Sammy Kaye ttcuu o*i ^bUjilcuf. - New 1 9 5 0 It Isn't Fair Ames Brothers PARLE Cadillacs — Oldsmobiles Rag Mop ICE AND COAL CO. Music Music Music T. Brewer 497 Central Ave. Come in for a demonstration with no obligation. Bing Crosby Dover, N. H. Yodel Blues Also a large assortment of "45" RPM RECORDS Manufactured Ice KENMORE MOTOR CO. Range and Fuel Oils DOVER'S LARGEST GARAGE Opposite Post Office J. E. LOTHROP Co., Inc. Anthracite and Bituminous 142 Washington St. Dover, N. H. Dover, N. H. Coal THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 1950 PAGE FIVE

J h e , O a t % NEW HAMPSHIRE C crm m j?s7it& : SPECIAL FEATURE SECTION Mike and Dial Born In An Hour by J. F. Walsh Some young people have ambition— usually this is not nor­ Greet Prof mal. But when it does happen the usual fallacy of thinking follows, namely, that by obtaining a college education all will Cortez’ Return come right in the profession which the students have decided to Mike and Dial was happy to ob­ hoodwink. With this in mind most of the students at UNH serve the recent return of Prof. Ed­ struggle through the years. Now that I am nearing the com­ mund A. Cortez to UNH. Prof. pletion of my third year, I often begin to wonder about it all. Cortez has resumed his position as advisor to the Radio Club and has Somebody has defined education as that knowledge which one already begun a class in announc­ retains after the formal educational processes cease. Be that as ing. Under his supervision, Mike it may, certain other facts are of real importance. They are and Dial is planning expansion for listed herewith as a record of w^iat I have learned thus far. the remainder of this semester. In the first year my mind was It is a must for underclassmen to At present the club is working on susceptible to many, but I managed wear Levis, a tan corduroy sport two new scripts: Dr. Lind and an to learn the following: coat, and white suede shoes. adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe’s Dean Woodruff makes an at­ Tell-Tale Heart. Clifford Hermann tempt to teach Eco 3 in her classes, is preparing an adaption of A Piece but most of the class period is of String by Guy de Maupassant Symphony Or­ spent in determining which stu­ which will be ready for casting be­ dents preferred an additional hour’s fore too long. sleep. The popular breakfast club ser­ chestra Gives Soldati’s advertises good service and plenty of water. ies has recently been put under new supervision. The show will Girls do not always pull the blinds. be heard in the future over WHEB, Winter Concert Next year UNH is going to have Sat. at 9:30 a.m., with Nelson Guild A crowded auditorium applauded a winning basketball team. as master of ceremonies, Ray the winter concert of the Univer­ It is smart to be seen at the Grady announcing and Herb Verry sity Symphony Orchestra in New Esquire Club of an evening. as engineer. Joyce Whedon is in Hampshire Hall, Feb. 26. George One pack of cigarettes a day two semesters at Switzerland’s old­ charge of program arrangements. E. Reynolds and Donald E. Steele 3 Travel Plans Will Make est university, the University of does not injure one’s health ap­ Foreign Study Background Basel. The second plan offers an A new series of five fifteen of the UNH Music Dept, were con­ preciably. opportunity for study at the Uni­ minute shows per week is being ductor and piano soloist respective­ Convertible cars of a late model The American Council on Col­ versity of Zurich in Switzerland. planned. These programs will be ly. Mr. Reynolds will be guest are a must for those undergrad­ lege Study in Switzerland has an­ varied and will include drama, uates who desire popularity. The Further information on these conductor when the New Hamp­ nounced three new plans which of­ music, agriculture, news of UNH top must be down at all times. fer the opportunity to study abroad two plans can be obtained by writ­ shire Symphony Orchestra appears ing to the American Council on Col­ activities and sports. It is not advisable for girls liv­ to interested students at U. N. H. on campus Mar 5, with Paul Bau- ing on campus to sign in and The first plan will enable both lege Study in Switzerland, 1123 Eutaw Street, Baltimore 1, Mary­ gass directing. leave after bed check. men and women students to spend Eight hours’ sleep are not nec­ land. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE (Continued on Page 8) essary. The catalog was written by a Rube-Goldberg-like genuis. One does not dance in New Hampshire Hall with a beer in hand. Students who have had malaria are not advised to attend a sum­ THE DU PONT mer session at UNH. Those stu­ dents who are nevertheless re­ quired to do so, should have a suf­ ficient supply of quinine and salt tablets on hand. One speaks Spanish more fluent­ ly if he has two beers before class. DIGEST The greatest worry in UNH is the February purge. Julius Caesar was the one who said, “You, too, Brutus?” Caesar was pouring drinks for the boys at CROSS-SECTION of the new mop yarn. Each the time. cotton fiber strand is jacketed with cellulose Having overcome the wiles of sponge material. the Dover women during my first Science Makes a Belief Mop year, I returned to UNH for my sophomore year. In reality, I just Cleaning tasks lightened by new returned; nobody knows if he is a offer mop manufacturers the yam Freshman, Sophomore, Junior or Du Pont cellulose sponge yarn in commercial quantities. Senior until after graduation, and then it makes no difference. With FASTER AND CLEANER an increased outside-activities schedule, I still picked up a little Mops made with cellulose sponge education on the side. I learned yarn pick up and retain so much that: Beejg at the Kimball House are water they need wringing less often. sometimes ten cents, but sometimes You can mop a floor with them in green. far less time than it formerly took. Girls from UNH are not above suspicion. They dry quickly, leave no lint. They Adam Smith wrote “The Wealth outwear other mops three to five of Nations,” which has something times. Best of all, perhaps, they stay very profound to say about Econ­ omics. dirt-free longer than ordinary mops. The Hood House has one of the Here is something women will ap­ finest collections of Aspirin to be preciate—a clean mop! found anywhere. Seven hours of sleep are not The introduction of these new necessary. cleaning tools is another example of Next year UNH is going to have a winning basketball team. how business firms of all sizes depend The Wildcat is farther from the on each other. The Du Pont Com­ campus than Jack-the-Bandit’s, but pany had facilities for specialized re­ less expensive. Meals cannot *be charged. search on cellulose sponge. Because Two packs of cigarettes a day Du Pont could supply sponge yam does not injure one’s health ap­ economically, some twenty mop man­ preciably. ufacturers today have a better prod­ It is smart to be seen at Dun- fey after a show. uct that saves maintenance people When the girls go to breakfast in and the American housewife time, the morning, they are far from labor and money. glamorous. An ordinary mop has a bad habit of the yam. The whole sponge process UNH students should save enough would have to be adjusted for use money after Christmas vacations unraveling. It often leaves a trail of to pay their train fare home after lint. And it wears out fast. A man in an especially designed machine. SEND FOR “The Story of Cellulose,” a 43- the February purge. who sold yam to mop manufacturers Du Pont chemists and engineers page booklet that tells how wood and cotton Queen Elizabeth was not above decided to do something about these tackled these problems. are transformed into sponges, textile fibers, suspicion. lacquers, plastics, coated fabrics, Cellophane If one tires of a tan corduroy nuisances. Perhaps some reinforcing Even the very first cellulose sponge and many other useful products. Illustrated sport coat, he may change to a material might be combined with the yam produced experimentally made with photographs, charts and chemical equa­ stadium jacket, but levi’s are still tions. For free copy, write to the Du Pont yam. He did some experimental work essential. mops that were strong, absorbent Company, 2503 Nemours Bldg., Wilmington It is not advisable for a UNH of his own but more and more he and durable. But the process had to 98, Delaware. student to meet a cop in Hampton wondered if it might be possible to be changed and improved time and after a beer. use a cellulose sponge coating. If one needs information, it is time again. Then the mops were usually considered a waste of time tested in places where they would to go to the library. THREE YEARS OF RESEARCH get the hardest usage—railroad sta­ A few students attend the elec­ So the man called on Du Pont, the tions, for example. tion meetings of house officers. Professor Schaeffer teaches sad- company that had introduced the The mops performed so well that *EG. U.S. PAT. OFf. istics. cellulose sponge to America in 1936. Du Pont built a pilot plant near BETTER THINGS FOR BETTER LIVING By comparison, it is evident that The suggestion of a sponge yam pre­ Buffalo and, under a license from my education was progressing at sented a challenging problem. n . THROUGH CHEMISTRY an ever-increasing rate. I was still the man who had the original idea, eager to learn, and several weeks Some way would have to be found manufactured the yam on a small after the Spring semester had ended to extrude a tightly fitting cellulose scale. Only after three years of study Great Dramatic Entertainment— Tune in " Cavalcade I was informed that I was eligible o f America” Tuesday Nights, N B C Coast to Coast to return to school the next Fall. sponge jacket around each strand of and testing was Du Pont able to (Continued on Page 8)

/ THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 1950 PAGE SIX Cat’s MeOW by Dick Bouley Letter To The Editor Cat Columnist Claws Currency Home, Sweet Policy With Demands For MERP Home To the Editor: Out of the dim past comes a strange cry. It is a cry which I wish to take you to point for calls out for a resurrection. It is the call of MERP Week! criticizing our so-called “Friday- MERP Week is the result of one of the few brilliant ideas evening suitcase-packers” , as re­ which has come from the mind of the late Carl Siembab. (Late ferred to in your editorial in the Feb. 23 issue of The New Hamp­ to this University, that is.) Last year after finding himself with­ shire. How can any two people out a scent Mr. Siembab came to the conclusion that because he like your editors possibly know all was such a likeable fellow he should let some lady of his acquaint­ the reasons for students wanting to ance take him out and pay for the privilege. (When I use the go home weekends? Let me make my stand clear. I word “lady” in reference to one of Mr. Siembab’s women I use spent the Carnival weekend in Dur­ it quite loosely.) ham, as I have the majority of my The idea soon spread to other heads up and ya wallets empty.' school weekends, and had a per­ people by way of the newspaper And what ever ya do— Give ‘Em fectly wonderful time. Much credit Hellinic” . column, “The Cat’s Meow” which goes to the people who make the Copyright IMOfcf is being written this year by an students’ weekends in Durham en­ Reprinted from March 1950 issue of Esquire extremely nice fellow who is also tertaining and worthwhile, but who quite talented. After the idea of can say that the students who went “it’s got to be heavy to stand up MERP, Male Economic Recovery Prof. Boulay home or otherwise left campus did against that hair tonic he uses*99 Plan was received by the stu­ not have an equally good time and dents the campus divided up into were right in leaving? three sections, male, female and Speaks on Let us look at the financial angle Two-Year Aggies. The girls on first. Speaking for myself, as well campus were up in arms about the as for most of my friends on What Is Time? whole business, while the boys African Life campus, spending weekends at By Jack Becko in the February Duquesne home is a lot easier on the pocket- were wishing that they could he by Jack Brooks Time was from before the beginning to after the end, in the same position. Then the book than staying in Durham. Over It was here in between as from now until then. Prof. Ernest A. Boulay of the a school year an appreciable honorable Mayor of Dur-ham, Languages Dept, gave an interesting It’s still here now, as in the acorn we see Threadbare McNair, issued a pro­ amont is saved this way. As this is Develop into a shoot, and then into a tree. clamation stating that MERP Week account of his wartime experiences not a strong point with the on the African Gold Coast last Wed­ Time is from a nipple and a bottle, to milk in a glass, was a law. “plenty-of-it-and-easy-go-boys”, let It’s from the first day in existence to the first day m class. Immediately the entire mess was nesday afternoon, at the Notch. us travel on to another point. During the war, Prof. Boulay It’s from “Look daddy, I’m as tall as you” , thrown at Pan-Hellinic who forgot The Student Union does a good Until, “My height now is six foot two. ’ . to duck and therefore was made served with the U. S. Arm y in job, and we are fortunate to have Time is from no hair, to some hair, to gray hair, then none, responsible for it. The next move Africa. He commanded an outpost tjhe Notch and New Hampshire It’s between success and ruin, and from monotony to fun. on the African Gold Coast and sup­ was the passing of certain laws Hall, but, taking a hypothetical Time is the space between the ticks of a clock. about MERP such as that the boys ervised construction of fighter- situation, let us assume that every It’s from syllable to syllable in the words when we talk. plane bases. For this construction, are not allowed to either ask or student stayed on campus and took It’s from water in the tub until after the bath. pay for a date during that week he hired native workmen and so part in the scheduled activities for It’s from being lost in the woods until finding the path. and the girls have to call on their gained first-hand knowledge of the one weekend. Where would there Time is from “I am single,” until “I do” . , , , dates at their dorms on a certain life and customs of the African na­ be space for them all? I found it It’s from the first day of marriage, until there are three and not two. night so that they may escort them tives. rather crowded at the Carnival Ball It’s from cold liquid on a fire to escaping steam. to Sorority and house dances. Prof. Boulay said that the popu­ as it was. It’s from black coffee to white, with the addition of cream. Unfortunately, MERP didn’t go lar conception of Africa as a dark, For me, home life is wonderful: Time is the interval between ignorance and learning, over too big last year. This was dismal jungle-land of savages and I eat, sleep, and live better than I It’s from hope to despair, and from a wish to a yearning. probably because it was something ferocious beasts is wrong. Actually, could ever do in Durham. Maybe which had never been tried before. inland from the Gold Coast lie I am just a little prejudiced in this Oh, yes, there had been “Sadie let’s allow them to do so without miles of fertile, grassy plains ad­ respect. Also, I have just com­ criticizing them. I doubt if they Hawkins’ Day” affairs but nothing mirably suited for cattle grazing pleted a semester’s work in theory, Cat’s Pause quite like MERP. (In mentioning reflect enough on the University and agriculture. and have found that without some to harm it. Sadie Hawkins maybe I ought to Between the coast and the fertile time to think about my subjects There was a professor named Glove, state that it was not the first time inland plains, there is a belt of they do not do me a bit of good. The point I wish to bring out is Who spoke as if he came from that a woman ever chased a man. lagoons and jungle that perhaps At home I can do this thinking this: there are a certain few of us above. It really all dates back to when more nearly suits the popular con­ without worrying about my prof’s that enjoy staying in Durham on But the students were bored j some ever-lovin’ cave girl bopped ception of Africa. This is the sec­ grading me on it. I can also catch weekends, but there are also some As a few of them snored, her cave casanova over the head tion that has become notorious as up on my outside reading at home. students who find it to their advan­ And a couple in the back row made and dragged him into her cave.) “The White Man’s Grave” because But these are only my reasons for tage to go home weekends. The love. (“Do you believe in clubs for wo­ of the prevalence of deadly jungle leaving campus. Each student may students that go home have paid II men?” Ans. “Only when neces­ fever and malaria. Even here, have many good ones of his own. for the privilege of staying on Three cheers for Ernest Heminway! sary.” Joke submitted by A. Kin- where the average native life-span Some students get tired of the same campus weekends, and if they do He’s not the silk,— but denim way. slow, PDU.) is only 40 years, Prof. Boulay routine, as I get tired of “cement, not care to take advantage of it, Some stab him with their purest This year MERP should be big­ found the natives living a simple, bricks, and books” once in a while. it is their loss. Who is qualified to knives, ger and better and should be receiv­ peaceful life. In one of the coastal Some students have to help at home say they shouldn’t? (And wish that they had lived his ed more enthusiastically' than it cities, he met, many native doctors on weekends. Others have very Let’s be more tolerant of the lives.) was last year. We always hear and lawyers, in addition to such special friends to see that are more weekend commuters. I am sure Richard Bouley______about women being equal to men. civilized refinement as night clubs. important to them than dances, that most of them uphold the rep­ Well, here’s their chance to prove The chief religion of the natiyes concerts, or snow sculptures. Others utation of the University better Attention Auto Owners it and show that they are not bound is Mohammedanism, mainly be­ may wish to see visiting friends or than some of the “weekenders” In accordance with an act by the chains of conventionality cause it offers the native equality relatives. I am sure there are who stand by their traditional and are just as able as men to ask many more good reasons for leav­ passed by the last session of the with the, white man plus an im­ gaiety, even to the point of going Legislature, both serial and for a date and to carry out their maculate white gown and a bright ing campus. The people that go to D over fo r it. side of the bargain. The girls in red fez. Christianity and Voodoo- home every single weekend with­ motor numbers are required on Sincerely, 1950 applications for registration the Dormitories must not be for­ ism also have many converts. out looking for something worth­ Herbert Holmes gotten either as they have just as The first thing that impresses a while to do on campus may be much right to participate in MERP visitor to this part of Africa— and missing a most important part of as do the girls in the Sororities. linjgers with him long after he their college career. There are Just because it is being officiated leaves— is the constant rhythm of things to do every weekend if one by Pan-Hellinic, it should not be the native drums. Besides serving makes it a point to be interested limited to a select few. as a jungle telegraph, the drums in college and its extra-curricular This year’s Mayor, Mary Mar­ can incite the natives to pillaging, activities. However, if these people garet McNair, should waste no riots and even murder. In spite of want to go home every weekend, time in proclaiming MERP Week this strange power of the drums, a law in Dur-ham. So far she has the Britsh officials cannot force work at all, the natives need the done a fine job in Durham and The the natives to stop using them be­ constant rhythm of the drums as New Hampshire believes that she cause, in order to do any type of accompaniment. is filling her brother’s shoes per­ fectly. So Miss McNair, we await your announcement of MERP. We are sure that you shall help us J. Paul Sheedy* Switched to Wildroot Cream-Oil make MERP the success that it Because He Flunked The Finger Nail Test should be. But as men and aggies we should not carry this thing too far. Just because she is paying the way, don’t think you can buy out Bucky’s in one night. Take two. If we have full cooperation of all the students and the faculty, MERP Week can become a standard social function at not only this University but at others, also. If any of you reading this column have any suggestions as to how to make MERP Week a lot more fun for everyone, please send in your ideas to “The Cat’s Meow” at Ballard Hall in care of The New Hampshire. And send in a lot of suggestions as the editors up 'here don’t care if I go snow blind looking in my mail box. And now one last word to youse guys: “I want ya ta go in with ya

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"Lost Boundaries” Sonnet Future Teacher Shortage Youth Hostlers by R. Anthony Murray No other film I ever yet have seen Due To N.H. Birth Increase Prints of Wails — by Bob Bonneau Had power thus to pierce my ar­ Due to a marked increase in the Prints of Wails is new this week the petulant pellet is three sets of Plan Summer mored heart— birth rate of New Hampshire, of To tell of campus life, ski pants to my left, but the lad is Oh, can I bear it longer, this un- from 17 births per 1000 people in To give it, not a rosy glow, polite and hunts in my area where yeilding screen 1940 to 27 births per 1000 people But a tone of toil and strife. the light is better. Or will this anguish of it tear my In 1948, there will be an acute short, — Yoor good frend Trips Again Anon. E. Mous The climate in the Rhone Valley soul apart— age of teachers beginning about the has been worrying me for we6ks Would you like to take a trip Up out of blackened subways or year 1954. If something is not done I am one of many addicts to rare­ now. Here I am hedging through through romantic Mexico, or pos­ our worldly time to alleviate this coming crisis, the ly missing a favorite class— Notch the index, when a young man sibly cycle through historic old A darkling soul emerges into sun. present high scholastic rate of the I, section E. Every once in a while, shouts on the top of his capable England? Educational trips, spon­ What beast would climax this state will take a deep downward when pondering over warmish lungs, “It Isn’t Fair!” I quite agree sored by American Youth Hostels, heroic climb plunge. chocolate and a pack of number to an extent. But it seems it’s a are conducted every year. These 4’s, I foolishly decide to open one To shunt him back along the way Teachers are an extremely^val- female that’s haunting him. Un­ low cost trips may take you to hard won? of several books I grew a six-foot fortunately, that isn’t my trouble Europe, South America, Canada, uable commodity in the economic arm to tote about. Oh, God, this torment ever will be and educational system of this and I’ll thank him to take his or to some place in your own on me; country. With the rising cost of I will sit me down and study, I troubles elsewhere. United States. ‘Twill soften me, this knowing assert. living, the salaries of teachers I grit my teeth and bravely de­ There are several methods of other’s pain. should rise proportionately, but What a laugh! cide to see what Beethoven has travel used by hostlers. For in­ These blessed warm tears falling such is not the case. Why? Right in the middle of a close been doing with his cherzos lately. stance, if you should prefer to take from me perusal of the J-Curve of behavior, Who am I kidding? With profuse a trip to the Mediterranean area, Do cleanse me like some sacra­ Few people really know the ans­ wer to this question. Due to the the juke sets up a howl and a gushy “Oops, pardon me”, Joe Colitch and you would probably take the first mental rain. gal sets about lamenting over her lap of your journey by boat. After low salaries of the profession, many girl friend have decided the IVz Yet, God, ’tis strange, strange people who would like to be teach­ Body and Soul. I’m not acquainted square inches to my immediate debarking at let us say Genoa, you personally with the young lady— would then proceed to Pisa by bi­ animal to see ers, take up some other career with right is the spot for them. I am In every bigot face—a bit of me. a better future as far as salaries neither her body nor soul— but it then subjected to many low rumb­ cycle, possibly visit some to the sure knocks my J-curve all to pot. lings and accompanying giggles. I famous battle spots of World War Duquesne, November are concerned. I turn to denotation and connot­ am about to rustle off one of those II such as Anzio, Palermo, or up ation when suddenly a well-packed jokes to add to their fun, when my to the mountains to San Pietro. the US, Europe, Canada, Mexico, If the salaries were raised, many more people would be able to look pair of ski pants (if you’ll pardon coat (that girl friend has been After an exciting tour of Italy you and South America. A hostler need the expression) glides into view. pressing) is pitched in my direct­ might journey through France stop­ not travel loaded down with bag­ forward to a long and fairly profit­ Immediately seizing an opportun­ ion. I sit there, an animated pup- ping at Paris to take in the Follies gage, for blankets, cooking mater­ able career as a teacher, the schools ity to connect the English textile tent, and tell the joke to myself. Bergere, then on to Brest for the ials and bedding may be found at industry with the situation at eye, return trip to the good old USA., the hostling accommodations. would be able to take their pick of Dazed, I struggle to my feet and the better educated instructors, connotation is shot out the window get as far as the door when friend in time for school in the fall. Hostling trips are a very enter­ and conning of the textile is deep­ and the scholastic standing would collars me with one of his bright These trips can be very inexpen­ taining and educational way of ly studied. I find fine construction and humorous witticisms. “I just sive, as low as $1.25 a day. Food utilizing your summer vacation. in all probability rise above the and an admirable conservation of saw a girl with legs like a thunder and shelter can be found at very For information about hosteling, present standards. raw material. storm.” low cost at any one of the hun­ write: American Youth Hostels: 6 What has conditioned learning Like a fool I say, “Whatta ya dreds of private homes or group East-39th Street, New York 16, been doing without me, I muse. I m ean?” bunk houses located throughout New York. IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE never do find out. Abruptly my chair is uprooted, my book thuds A fter a sufficient period of agon­ to the floor and I am treated to a ized guffaws he, for better or hind view of some sports enthusiast worse, stutters: “I’d like to see ’em who is frantically grubbing for a clear up!” ping-pong ball under there; the Does anyone get it? Moral Interdependence By Emerson Hugh Lalone. Associate Editor, The Christian Leader On the eve of the American Re­ democracy and religion. volution, a patriot wrote the fol­ As men and women of religion lowing words on the American and as Americans fighting for free­ cause: dom, we are therefore called on to The sun never shined on a cause wage an unremitting and resolute of juster worth .... Tis not the con­ fight here on the home front against cern of a day, a year, or an age; the anti-Jewish, anti-Catholic, anti- posterity will be affected even to Negro stories that continue to make the end of time, by the proceedings their destructive rounds in spite of now. our need for greater unity now These words fit our situation to a than ever before in our history. fearful degree. Our “affair” is of all “Yes, but aren’t the Jews this or continents and of the whole world. that?” Nonsense! Tragic, danger­ Ours too is a fatefull seed time. It ous, irreligious, un-American non­ is democracy’s seed-time. In the sense! There are bad Jews, of thousands of communities of these course. Most Jews are fine, decent United States we are now sowing men and women. There are bad either the seeds of health and hon­ Catholics. Most Catholics are fine, or or hate and horror. The fate of decent people. There are bad democracy and free religion de­ Negroes. Most Negroes are fine pends on how we sow. If the seed­ and decent. There are also bad, ing be furtive ideas of distrust of very bad Protestant Yankee gen­ other men and other classes, the tiles. Most Protestants are fine harvest will be destructive of both and decent.

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Yes, Camels are SO M ILD that in a coast- Ask for it either way ... both to-coast test of hundreds of men and women trade-marks mean the same thing. who smoked Camels — and only Camels — for 30 consecutive days, noted throat special­ ists, making weekly examinations, reported BOTTLED UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE COCA-COLA COMPANY BY Sanford Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Sanford, Maine © 1950, The Coca-Cola Company NOT ONE SINGLE CASE OF THROA IRRITATION due to smoking CAMELSt PAGE EIGHT THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 1950 Gambling, Gamboling and Gams To Be Scene At Club Stromboli by Bob Deane guardian of the coed’s morals, has Manager Jean Lariviere an­ issued no statement concerning nounces the long-awaited opening this forth-coming enterprise. It is of the dazzling “Club Stromboli” rumored that history professor, for Saturday evening, Mar. 25. The David Long, is heartily endorsing final touches are now in the last the establishment. Perhaps the stages of completion. Club officials greatest significance lies in Mayor believe that the night-spot will be Mary Margaret McNair’s terse re­ the only one of its kind in northern fusal to comment on the situation. New England. A sneak preview by this report­ er reveals a very lavish and costly interior. The brillaint decor was SCM Lecture Aids designed by a group of New York experts. Unusual lighting fixtures Students In Search for striking effects have been in­ Sailing Associat­ Melodious Wildcats Prove That stalled. Modern furniture, styled Of Summer Jobs for the utmost functional comfort An Invest Your Summer program have been imported from leading was held by members of the Stu­ ion Starts Shore Monopoly Works Well A t UNH furniture centers. In this environ­ The Wildcats orchestra, started leadership of the band down to dent Christian Movement at Ballard competent fraternity brothers ment, big-name bands will provide Hall, Thursday, Feb. 23. here on campus by Jack Freese of a variety of music to please all cus­ Phi Mu Delta, has met the need for throughout the years. Although The forum was opened by Phyllis School the Wildcats did not play during tomers. The UNH Sailing Association at a good band at U. N. H. ever since Professional gamblers have been Killam, who told about obtaining it was first organized in 1940. The the war years, Andy Hastings re­ summer positions in industry its weekly meeting on Thursday organized the orchestra in 1947. lured away from the Riviera t6 nights at 7:30 in Murkland, Room Phi Mu Delts have handed the conduct the games at “Club Strom­ through American Friends Service Bob Gourley is the present leader and other organizations. The stu­ 9, has announced that it is conduct­ of the band. boli.” Roulette, banko, black jack ing a shore school on the funda­ and the usual games of chance will dents must secure these positions The members of the band are themselves; those chosen for the mentals of sailing. Two classes be afforded the more sporting have already been presented and Prof. Opens chosen from student musicians, guests. Chuck-a-luck will be avail­ jobs are deliberately chosen with discovered on campus by means of an eye to different races, creeds, there are four remaining classes to able yet the deadly Russian roulette be held. At the conclusion of the scouts or good! reports reaching the has been definitely overruled by and color in order to secure as ears of the Wildcats. Rehearsals many of these types as possible on classes a written test will be given Home To to get the band organized are held T-Hall. each project. These units live to­ to students. A corps of hefty bouncers and Along with the shore class, Sat­ at the beginning of the fall sem­ gether, work together, and study ester. The orchestra is a profes­ detectives will ensure protection and play together. Some projects urday work parties are now being Geology Majors to the throngs. A well-stocked sional unit and its members receive have fairly high wages; some have organized to get the boats in shape by Pat Berry wine cellar in addition to exquisite for spring. At that time the club commissions for each engagement none. Still others cost the enrollee The clan of Stewart in Scotland cuisine prepared by a battalion of hopes to sponsor sailing races be­ they play. a small sum, but all are designed is undoubtedly noted for gracious­ international chefs will decidedly tween dorms, frats, and sororities UNH students are familiar with influence proper appreciation of to teach the students how to live ness and hospitality, for every Sun­ and work in cooperative groups. on campus. the music of the Wildcats, for the the delightful chorus lmes. Further day Prof. and Mrs. Glen Stewart band has played many engagements entertainment will be offered by Bill Ramsey spoke next on his The Sailing Club will conduct a open their home to all geology membership drive during next around the campus. But the mus­ top-notch stars from Broadway experiences with a work project on majors here on campus. There, the week, Mar. 6. Interested students student who is unable to get home icians have also traveled far from and Hollywood. an Indian reservation just north of Durham. People at Bowdoin; St. Montreal last summer. He was one may contact Peg Willard, Scott, for the weekend may talk, play Up to this time, Dean Woodruff, Gus Ulrich, East, or any other mem­ Michaels, Vermont; Dartmouth; of a group of 50 working on the cards, or just rest, forgetting study Gilford Ski Area; and many high ber of the club. for a few hours while relaxing in BORN IN AN HOUR project of tearing down the site schools throughout the state have (Continued from Page 5) and rebuilding it. The unit was The club is a member of the New a comfortable homelike atmo­ England Intercollegiate Yacht Rac­ danced to the melodies of the Wild­ At times during his third year, I partly sponsored by the Friends sphere. ing Association, which is made up cat orchestra. thought some of the courses were Service Committee and partly by A roaring fire in the fireplace the Provincial Government. Can­ of members of yacht dubs from repititious, but I learned that. warms the chilled student, and the getting to know your professor can After leaving Bucky s at 11:30, adian Government representative almost all of the New England col­ Stewarts’ two darling young daugh­ observed the work with the aim of leges. It is hoped that the combin­ be done at a University too. The one can still go to Shannon’s. ation of the membership drive and ters, Jo and Marsha, warm the Stewarts have proven it. Of course Next year UNH is going to have using the experiences gained in guest’s heart with their sweetness the shore school will result in this might not work in the other a winning basketball team. conjunction with other proposed and gay, bright chatter until, much projects simular in nature. The there being enough skippers avail­ departments because one might Students who are readmitted to able to allow the local club to too early it seems, their bedtime not find such a friendly helpful Montreal project is expected to be rolls around. UNH are forced to admit they finished this summer, but other participate in the NEIYRA inter­ cross section of college public— pro­ never had it so good. activities of the same type may be collegiate races held during the Once a month Mrs. Stewart fessors and students alike— as in No matter what courses one takes opened this year or next. spring and fall. serves refreshments that always hit the geology department. from Mr. Degler, they are all es the spot and send everybody back Joy Johnson, Bob Vogel and Mir­ SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA sentially the same. of the Westminster Bank, Ltd. of for seconds. Homemade popcorn iam Holman told of their exper­ (Continued from Page 5) A student’s best friend is a good London, England, used this as part is a delicious specialty at the Ste- iences working in Concord. With wartsr. The orchestra first played Schu­ forger. other members of a group, they of his thesis in his lecture at Murk­ land Auditorium, entitled “England bert’s Symphony No. 5 in B flat Mr. Hogan does know a Barber. spent 2 months working as attend­ Are you a geology major? Don’t major. After the succeeding inter­ Today” . know how to play Canasta? One U N.H. does have several out­ ants with the patients of the State mission, the popular Donald E. standing professors. Other pro­ Mental Hospital. They gave var­ The lecture, held Monday night, Sunday night at the Stewarts’ will Steele stepped on stage and im­ fessors are young. ious therapy treatments, provided dealt with the economic situation fix that, and then you’ll be back Six hours of sleep are not nec- recreation for the individual pat­ of postwar England. The talk, under again the next Sunday to perfect mediately received a large ovation ients, and helped with dietician the auspices of the Ecorromic-Busi- your game or learn another. essary. from the enthusiastic audience. Theater tickets cannot be charg- work. A similar group is being ness Club and Pi Gamma Mu, was We read frequently of small col­ Tschaikowsky’s Concerto No. 1 in planned for this year; other states based mainly upon price and ration leges that pride themselves on very also have projects alike in nature. controls, principally of food, cloth­ B flat minor was his solo number. edOne should be acquainted with small classes often held in the pro­ Another meeting with' Jean Fair­ ing, and household articles. Social The remaining presentation was the language in order to pass the fessor’s own home. This gives the fax, of the American Friends Ser­ service, such as socialized medicine, opportunity for the Student and the delightful but infrequent reading test. vice Committee, is being planned and nationalization of English in­ Professor to get to know each other played overture to “Rip Van One can cut down on smoking later on in March for students in­ dustries were also brought into his Winkle” by Chadwick. cigarettes by sleeping most of the terested in these summer projects. discussion. in an informal atmosphere. But day. A booklet, “Invest Your Summer,’ The College Shop will cash is obtainable for 10 cents from the checks sometimes. The college SCM office, Room 206, New Hamp­ Diner never has enough money. shire Hall. It contains a listing of all summer projects by the Friends One can get dressed much quick­ Service and all other organizations. er in the morning if one leaves his shorts in his trousers the night be­ fore. It is virtually impossible to see Mr. Jones Pictures the girls on the roof of the dorms without an airplane. Postwar English Life Socialized medicine is a very Beer does not leave stains on necessary commodity in England dresses or trousers. Gin does. today due partly to the high rate The ideal schedule is one in of taxation, and to the wartime which you have 11:00 Tues. through breakdown of medical institutions. Thurs., so you can get away of a Mr. Robert W. Jones, manager of weekend. However this is difficult the Executive Trustee Department to obtain at U. N. H. The summer session is a quick way to pick up credits if the stu- dent doesn’t mind not learning anything. If one flunks out of UNH, he may possibly be accepted at Mesico City College. Vince Schaefer, with Dr. Irvins Langmuir (left), makes snow in his laboratory cold-chamber. The clergy are busiest before examinations. There is very little hope among the student body that UNH will reform in our time. What it takes to make a G-E scientist Final examinations are printed somewhere on campus. A large Vincent J. Schaefer is the He had to end his formal education and reward is currently being offered man who discovered how to go to work after two years in high school. for the exact location. seed supercooled clouds with His first G-E job was on a drill press. A friend in need is a friend in dry ice and make them pro­ When he first got into the G-E Re­ the office. duce snow and rain . . . who search Laboratory, it was as a machinist. The question is: Is there or is has developed meteorolog­ But he had the scientist’s intense there not hope for achieving in my ical instruments like the “ cloud meter” curiosity, the desire to pierce beneath last year, what I should have ac­ the easy surfaces of knowledge, the imag­ complished in the first three. which automatically measures the water in a cloud . . . who, during the war ination to conceive new approaches to helped develop smoke generators, gas­ nature’s mysteries. G-E scientists like Dr. Irving Langmuir recognized these mask filters, submarine detectors. He ranks as a true scientist. qualities and gave him his chance. N ortheastern U n i v e r s i t y But if you have formed stereotyped Stories like this are possible where ideas of what it takes to rise to the top emphasis on research and incentives for SCHOOL of LAW in a scientific organization like that of creative thinking are the tradition. By “ finding” men of high caliber, General Admits Men and Women General Electric—if you ^ think that capable men become “ lost” here— con­ Electric stays in the forefront of scien­ Day, Evening and Graduate Programs sider Vince Schaefer more closely. tific and engineering development.

Registration — S ep t . 11 to 139 1950 ^ ~ fy o u c a n c e m fefn c e m— Early application is necessary 47. MT. VERNON STREET BOSTON 8, MASSACHUSETTS & Telephone KEnmore 6-5800 G EN ER A L® ELECTRIC THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 1950 PAGE NINE Stage 'Our Town* Next Week MERP Week Near; Some Males Cheer; Relate Plans Here This year, as they did last year, the Pan-Hellenic Council is planning to hold MERP Week as part of the week which is dedicated to t hem. MERP means Male Economic Re- c o v e ^ Program and was instituted and originated last year by Carl Seim- bab. During this week it is the girl who pays and who asks for the dates. It is an idea which evolved from A1 Capp’s Sadie Hawkins’ Day cere­ monies during which the women chase the men. On campus this idea will be applied to dances and parties. The cl’-^ax of the week will be the Pan- Hellenic semi-formal at New Hamp­ shire Hall on Fri., Apr. 21, at which the king of Pan-Hellenic Week will be crowned. A committee consisting of the fol­ lowing people will plan the events of MERP Week: Shirley Lemieux, Photo by Vogler President of Pan-Hellenic, Winn Photo by Vogler Pictured above are members of the Wednesday-Friday night cast of OUR Bourne, President of Inter-Fraternity Principals of the Thursday-Saturday night ca^t of OUR TOW N, Eric TOW N as they appear in the breakfast scene. Actors pictured, left to right, Council, John Hollingsworth, Presi­ Kromphold and Bunny Hastings, are caught in a scene from the third act. The are: Judith Bean as Mrs. Gibbs; James McManus as Dr. Gibbs; and Bob dent of Blue Key, Harry McNeil, four-night performance of OUR TOW N has been double-cast, with alternate Skinner as George Gibbs. ______President of the Student Union, and casts appearing every other night. Richard Bouley of The New Hamp­ shire. Coming up before the com­ mittee are plans for a street dance and Preview Mask and Dagger Play a series of speeches by famous char­ acters of Durham such as Mary Mar­ Our Town Author’s Biography garet McNair and possibly Farmer Our Town to be Presented Soon Redfern. During MERP Week certain rules Shows Varied and Colorful Life by Betty Johnston and regulations which are now being by Betty Johnston drawn up by the committee will have Our Town, the forthcoming produc­ weeks, closing on Nov. 19, 1939. The Thornton Wilder, a three time Pul- Because the elder Wilder wanted tion of Mask and Dagger, to be staged original cast included Frank Craven to be followed. Some of the rules to be considered are that boys cannot itizer Prize winner, occupies a prom­ his boys to have two years at a on Mar. 15 through 18, is a story dear as the Stage Manager, his son John inent place among contempory smaller, co-ed college before they en­ to the hearts of New Englanders. It Craven as George Gibbs, and Martha ask for dates during MERP Week, tered Yale, he sent them to Oberlin that the girls will have to call for the authors. Although Wilder has is the story of a small New Hampshire Scott as Emily Webb. The play was achieved destinction as both a novel­ College in Ohio. Thornton studied town between the years 1901 and 1913, sold to the movies in 1940' for $75,000 boys, and that the boys will entertain the girls in the dorm lounges on one ist and as a playwright he still con­ there from 1915 until 1917 after which dealing with the fortunes of two repre­ and Frank Craven, William Holden, siders himself first and foremost a he entered Yale as a junior. Then his sentative families, the Gibbs and the and Miss Scott headed the cast of the of the nights. education was interrupted by Ameri­ movie production. The play was re­ teacher. Webbs. Their story is chiefly supple­ On April 17, 1897 he was born in­ ca’s entrance into the First World mented by the remarks of the stage- vived in 1944, with many of the actors War. He served for one year as a from the original cast. It was pre­ to a family of writers; his father was manager (actually one of the cast) the editor of the Wisconsin State corporal in the Coast Artillery Corps who moves on and off the stage intro­ sented at the New York Center Thea­ Observe UNH Night Journal and brother of two authors. at Narragansett Bay. ducing people, interrupting business at ter as well as on the road. In 1906 the elder Wilder was ap­ After the Armistice Wilder returned hand, and taking bit parts in the story The Ma§k and Dagger cast includes pointed United States Counsular- to Yale University. As an undergrad­ as it unfolds. Eric Kromphold, Bob Piper, Walter At Boston Concert General at Hong Kong. That year uate he spent much of his time writ­ The producer and director of the Fisher, James McManus, Irene Scrog­ It has been announced that Sat. the Wilder’s moved to the Orient ing one-act plays, most of which were play at its New York opening at the gins, Skipp Scott, Dave Ladd, Dick published in his collection of short Miller Theater in Feb. 1938, was Jed evening, May 27, will be University from Madison, Wisconsin where Sterns, Bob Skinner, and Betty Lav- of New Hampshire Night at thePops. Wilder’s father remained for three plays. After receiving his BA in 1920 Harris. Coming to Broadway after a ery. Many of the cast are familiar to Wilder went to Italy to study archeol­ Boston try-out, the play ran for 42 Alumni, students, and faculty of the years. But the rest of the family the student body having appeared in University have engaged a large block remained in Hong Kong for less than ogy at the American Academy iru the plays, All My Sons, High Tor, of seats for the May 27 concert of a year while Wilder attended a Ger­ Rome during the fall of 1920 And Doctor In Spite of Himself, Arms and the famous Boston P o d s orchestra, man school in that city. They re­ winter of 1921. Returning to the . BATES SHOES the Man, and The Devil and Daniel and arrangements have been made for turned to California, but in 1911, United States he became house ‘master Webster. the UNH concert choir to participate sailed for Shanghai where Wilder’s and teacher at Laurenceville School in for the Smart College &an Our Town has been praised by out­ in the program at Symphony Hall. father had been transfered. Thorn­ New Jersey. He remained there seven standing Broadway critics for the ton then attended a boarding school years teaching French and in 1925 The Campus Favorite The Boston club of the UNH Alum­ he received an MA in French Liter­ frankness and originality of the play’s ni Association is sponsoring alumni for missionary’s sons at Cheefoo. In early 1913 he returned to the United ature from Princeton. also mode of presentation together with the participation in the event, while a stu­ dent committee has been apponted to States and attended Thatcher School In 1927 lie published “ Bridge of San for the Smart College Miss trenchant understanding and tender at Ojai, California, and high school Luis Rey” which made him famous humor of lines, producing an imagina­ handle arrangements for ticket sales • Sportmaster sports at Berkeley High School in Berkeley, and earned him his first Pulitzer Prize. tive, neighborly, and deliberately com­ on the campus and for special buses from Durham to Boston for the con­ California, from which he graduated Temporarily giving up teaching in • Ballerinas $1.99 to $2.99 monplace material. From the homely in 1915. cert. 1928 Wilder traveled through Europe all colors progression of action stems a deliber­ In 1914 Wilder’s father had been where he spent most of 1929 writing ate, cumulative, poignance. Students serving on the committee appointed secretary of the Yale-in- “The Woman of Andros.” VICTOR SHOES represent the Association of Women China Club Movement in New Haven, Students, the Men’s Student Govern­ In 1929 Wilder returned to teach­ 376 Central Ave. Dover, N. H. and the family later joined him there. ing and became a member of the Patronize Our Advertisers ment, Opus 45 and the Student Union. The two Wilder sons spent the sum­ Student committee members are: Don­ English Department of the University mers during college prep and college of Chicago where his duties occupied ald G. Brown, Lewis E. Buttrick, Bar­ years working on a farm, partly, bara Ford, Janette Furman, Rodger only six months of a year, and he was Wilder says, “ to toughen up physi­ free to write the remainder of the year. Hardy, Harry McNeil, and Richard cally and partly to make sure we had Stevens. Although Wilder’s chief ambition sympathy with the physical laborers was to become a playwright with Ticket sales on campus will start as well as the intellectual laborers. during the week of March 27. Broadway popularity, his recognition as one of the leading American drama­ tists did not come until 1938 when he A faculty fireside will be held at was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for "SUPER SERVICE” the home of Dean Paul E. Schaefer, Anti-Alcohol Essay Contest his extremely successful play Our Mill Road, Monday, March 13, at Town. on 8 p.m. Those who plan to attend are Winners Get Cash Prizes requested to sign at SCM office before For short editorials, only 500 to 800 In the spring of 1944 the United noon on Monday, March 13. State Department sent Wilder to words, the Inter-collegiate Associ­ spend a month each in Columbia, Ecu­ ation will pay 13 cash prizes totaling ador, and Peru. There he gave form­ $500. The grand prize is $200, the Prettiness dies quickly. al and informal lectures in Spanish QlecunUixi attaL PbeAAitUf second is 2 prizes of $50 each, and the and met many of the literary and edu­ third is 10 prizes of $20 each. cational figures of South America. In The general theme of the contest the fall of the same year he was ap­ For the best haircut is “ Social Pressure Against Alcohol”. pointed a delegate to the international Editorials may deal with any phase PEN Club Congress and with another of the theme and each writer may se­ delegate, John Dos Passos, flew to in town lect his own title. The contest is England where he lectured about In today — Ready tomorrow open to any full-time undergraduate America to the British. In London visit student registered in a college or jun­ he was elected one of the five interna­ ior college in the United States or tional heads of PEN. Canada for any term of the present Wilder still prefers to write what University Barber Shop school year. he wishes when he wishes. He was Repairing and Alterations Manuscripts must be postmarked writing another play when, in the and not later than June 20; 1950, and may summer of 1943, he stopped work to be either typewritten or written in enter the Army, in which he was com­ Pool Room ink. For further information, con­ missioned a captain in Intelligence. tact, Contest Secretary, Box 3342, Advancing through the grades he be­ Merchandise Mart Station, Chicago . came a Lieutenant-Colonel in 1944. Deluxe Laundry Service 54, Illinois. (continued on page 12)

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4/ PAGE TEN THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 19S0 66 Lindh Paces Cats to C a t t a l e s ” Tri Meet Rifle Win The crack UNH Rifle team defeated by Bill Reid Dartmouth and Rhode Island State in a triangular^ shoot at the Navy Building Abner Dougleday’s catchy little creation, the game of in Boston Saturday. (baseball, seems to be bringing springtime to both the blue­ Frank Lindh led the Wildcat gunners lipped and basking American a little earlier each year, with 275 as the Cats compiled 1345 what with intra-squad games carded for the first week in points to Dartmouth’s 1343 and Rhode March and a whole schedule of pre-season inter-league Island’s 1310'. Frank was second to the activity already underway. high individual scorer, Wilder of the Rams who fired a 276. One week pre­ If the trend continues, the hook-slide, sore-arm sport vious Lindh broke all UNH records in might drive Old Man Winter completely into hiding. Then NECRL competition by shooting a 98 the fanatic could bathe himself in baseball from April to from the kneeling position. October, then back to April again. Scores of the other Cat varsity mem­ Therefore, before the diamond vernacular begins to dominate the sports bers were: Sprague 273, Shovern 270, pages, time remains to clear the department catch-all of tidbits collected from Howard Brooks 264, and Dupee 263. coaler weekends. • . The victory gave the Wildcats re­ On the football front Chief Boston, who marked his first anniversary here venge as they were tied last year by the as head coach yesterday, called his flock to order last week at an organization Dartmouth Indians at 1344 points. session. The Chief expects some 80 aspirants to report for spring football, a The skirted UNH firing brigade were good deal bigger squad than reported a year ago . . .The Cats will have a full led by the Misses Chaffe 194, Hanson quartet of signal callers vieing for Bruce Mather s vacated quarter-back berth. 193, Heavner 190, Hall 187, and Brown­ Co-captain, Tommy Gorman, is tops in point of service while Don Miosky, ing 180. who spelled Mather last year, bears watching. The duo of newcomers are March 11 the New England College Ted Trudel of Nashua and Tilton, a freshman, and sophomore Dartmouth Rifle League Tournament in Boston transfer, Huck Keaney .... The Cats’ opener next year is with Champlain will pit UNH against eight of the top now coached by Foxy Flumere, who ran Northeastern s football interests in rifle teams in New England. _MIT is the pre-Zabilski era. . . . A couple of footballers Boston cannot count on for the favorite as the result of wins over Photo by Vogler spring practice are left end Frank Penney, and back Bobby Durand. They West Point, Navy and the University Paul Sweet, fop 26 years track coach of the UNH Wildcats, accepts a tro­ could very well be a starting battery for Hank Swasey this spring .... I he of Maryland, the 1949 Intercollegiate phy from Varsity Club president, Gus Gilman. The presentation was part of the Bostons, with a host of Freshman on hand will practice evenings in the Lewis champion. Dartmouth, Vermont, Nor­ Varsity Club banquet held Saturday, February 24. Field House while baseball holds sway .... The appointment of Paul White, wich, Maine, Bowdoin and Harvard former Michigan captain as 'backfield coach at Connecticut is in keeping with complete the line-up for the second the Yankee Conference youth movement in the coaching ranks. White is 29 annual NECRL northern group tourn­ years old, while his boss Valpey is 34, Davy Nelson of Maine is 30 and Boston ament. is 32. •••••• Swasey Back in Limelight Kittens Blast Tufts; Hank Swasey’s success in his 30th annual affort at Bracket Field this spring may hinge on the performance of a quintet of transfers from Devens . . . . The Nine Hockey Games Called; UNH pitching staff will be “devoid of seniors while the Copp,_ Penney, Farland Fournier Top Cat Scorer junior trio will be slated for plenty of work .... Cat fans might see a double- Parker Superb Again header this year at Lewis Field if things work out . . . . Some of the New The second straight year of washout Hampshire diamond opponents have been out for over a month now preparing for varsity hockey hit the UNH campus by John Buckley, Jr. for southern excursions .... Ed Stanczyk’s 4-11, 1949-50 hoop record marked during the first two months of this Long John Parker and his fellow dash, McCormick scored in the 1000- the ninth straight year that the Wildcats have wound up on the long end. young year. Pat Petroski’s Wildcats Wildkittens fed more than peanuts yard run, Boodey plodded off with the Their last winning season was 1941 when they won nine and lost eight. Stars suffered the cumulative affect of two to the Tufts Jumbos at the Counsens mile, O’Donnell tied in the pole vault, of that year were the late Lou Cryons who held an all-time UNH scoring season’s cancellations since weather cage Saturday afternoon when Paul and Lindberg, although £le didn’t mark Matt Flaherty who now directs the Dover entry in the Class A Granite conditions made only three games possi­ Sweet’s track circus moved into the throw the metal across the Atlantic, State race, and Gus Zitrides, now a football coach at Brown . Another ble a year ago and four more this sea­ center ring on the wings of a 65-30 won the shot put. Wildcat cage alumnus, young and likable Dale O Connell, floored the finest son. The shortened slate in 1949 held victory. coached quintet of the Class B Tourney ...... the younger Cat hopefuls from a years The Summary: The baby Jumbos, perennial indoor Freshmen — New Hampshire 65, Tufts 30 Failure of Paul Sweet’s varsity tracksters to show well in their last two invaluable experience, in addition to a 50-YARD DASH — Won by Smith (NH) ; 2, Le­ outings can be traced as much to weather as anything else. The Cat runners consequent dulling of_ student and kingpins, were bowled over by the revitalized New Hampshire horde led vine (T) ; Sumner (NH), Time 5.7. 45-HIGH depend for practice on the board track to the rear of the Field House. They player interest in the ice game. HURDLES — Won by Parker (NH) ; 2, Howitt by John Parker, lanky, leg-lifter from would have been chancing their very existence in the polar blasts of the last The Petroskis played and lost all (T) ; 3. Parsons (NH). Time 6.2, 45-LOW HUR­ Maine. The Jumbos were only able to DLES — Won by Parsons (NH) ; Parker (NH) ; two weeks .... Compare these conditions with the % mile indoor track and three in 1949 to Army, Bowdoin and 3, Howitt (T). Time 5.8. 300-YARD RUN — cage at Orono or Cousens Gym at Tufts .... Sweet has had his tough breaks Northeastern. The current semester gain one uncontested first place, so completely did the Kittens dominate Tie among Levine (T) ; Jones (T), Parsons (NH) ; with pole vaulters. He lost a fine pair last year in Bob Bailey and Bill Burr. saw them drop four more to Tufts. Time 34.6. 600-YARD RUN — Won by Taylor This season, a promising freshman, Paul Drouin has been ruled off Sweets 9-2 and 5-2, to Bowdoin 9-0, and the meet. (T) ; 2, Borden (NH) ; Dalrymple (NH) ; Time Parker supervised the wrecking pro­ 1 m 18.1. 1000-YARD RUN — Won by McCor­ roster • Mass State 5-4; seven games over a mick (NH) ; 2, Ghiloni (T) ; 3, Hogan (NH) ; The "absence of Si Dunklee at the Varsity Club banquet was explained last two-year stretch out of 26 scheduled. ceedings with 17 points, an approxi­ Time q m 28.9. MILE RUN — Won by Boodey week. Si ran that Saturday at Franconia in a cross-country meet and became That 9-0 shellacking in the finale at mation of his season frosh basketball (NH) ; 2, Meinett (NH) ; 3, Stevens (NH). Time temporarily ill. He was awarded the trophy as Athlete of the Year for 1949 Bowdoin climaxed two discouraging average. John’s most superlative per­ 4 m 52.6. POLE VAULT — Tie between O’Donnell The Wildcats alumni trio of Townsend, Hawkenson, and Dunklee is years for a quartet of UNH seniors, formance was in the high jump when (NH) and Devin (T). No third. Height 10 ft. rolling along in undergraduate style. Hawkerison, who finds the post-graduate Captain Ronnie Sleeth, Bud Hollings­ he leaped an amazing 6 feet 3 l/& inches. HIGH JUMP — Tie for first between Jones (T) This jump would win points in almost and Parker (NH) ; 3, Gardner (T ). Height 6 ft. life to his liking recently copped the Franconia run. To prove it was no fluke, worth, Bill Christy and Bab Ray, 3% in. SHOT PUT — Won by Lindberg (NH) ; he chopped a few seconds off the time of 1949 winner, Olavi Alakulpi in the none of whom had a real chante to any national meet, but all it was good 2, Lowenhaupt (T) ; 3, Baldwin (T). Distance 48 bargain Tack Armstrong, brilliant freshman prospect for Ed Blood’s ski show their ability as hockey players for was a tie with Bill Jones, Tufts ft. 3% in. BROAD JUMP -— Won by Parker (NH) ; under even fair ice conditions. star-scraping representative. John al­ 2, Pacini (T) ; 3, Patten (NH). distance, 20 ft. forces pointed out last week that the success of the Wildcats in 1949-50 can IV2 in- be accredited to a great extent to seniors Ed Cole, and Jim Bailey, who were Wally Fournier, brilliant junior so scored firsts in the broad jump_ and sometimes forced to take slow runs in the interest of team standing .... Arm­ from Berlin, led the Cat scorers over the 45-yard high hurdles and finished strong staged a superb performance at Middlebury in flagging the skimister the stretch with three goals and an second in the low hurdles behind team­ trophy Jim Bailey and Fred Carter finished fifth and sixth respectively assist. Sky Berry and Bill Christy mate Bobby Parsons. Parsons finish­ NEAL HARDWARE in the Hoc’kebridge downhill run last Saturday .... Present plans for spring followed with two goals apiece. ed third to Parker in the hipflis and the athletics do not include a varsity tennis team. The Lewis Field House courts Bob Feero and Cal Chandler did Manchester speed merchant also fig­ “Everything in Sports” were the scene of the Yankee Conference Championships a year ago .... the net minding for the Petroskis and ured in a three-way blanket finishd in considering the plight of the squad the 300-yard run. On the Square they performed as goalies should. Parker and Parsons weren’t the Both will be back for another try in only aces in the loaded Durham deck, Dover 1951 and given some help from the however. Smith captured the 50-yard weathernman and a fine frosh squad, Millman Nets 210 Points hockey should again be able to lift its head at New Hampshire.

As Stanczyks Ave. 49.4 W C A N O T E S That driving left-hand push shot Cats big center Bill Haubrich who The UNH Girl’s All-star basketball that has made Bub Millman the high­ ended the semester with a healthy 185 team played a Colby Junior College est scoring basketball player in over a point effort. Ken Shultz and Gus quintet to a standstill for three periods decade of New Hampshire_ hoop his­ Sfikas rounded out the Wildcats five last week before succumbing to the tory was one of the few smiling points top point producers with 59 and 56 New London girls, 21-14. of this chilly 4-11, 1949-50 cage season. tallies respectively. Led by captain Marnie Brazier the local lassies held a one-point lead at The consistent 5 foot 9 inch ex-Man­ The Stanczks had an over-all aver­ age of 49.4 points per game. They were halftime. This advantage was slowly chester Central bright-light hit for 210 dissipated in the final canto as the points over the fifteen game stretch for operating at peak scoring potential against MIT at the Lewis Field House CJC all-stars began to crack the Dur- an average of fourteen points per game. hamite’s defenses. His latest performance added to the when they hit the familiar twines for 61 points. They reached their seasonal The following girls represented 236 markers he registered in 1948_ gives UNH: Eloise Stoddard, Jan Sander­ him a collective 446 point effort in his low at Connecticut when the potent Hukies held them to 35 markers. son, Marnie Brazier, Tink Andrews, junior and senior years. Mary Lue Barton, Hazel Haneeld, Millman’s four-year running mate, The top individual performance of the Mary Penny, Jan Sterling, Betty Charlie Katsiaficas dropped far ott his slate was a 26 point effort by Bill Hau­ Brown, Mary Lou Hanson, Hilda 1948 pace of 207 markers when he con­ brich against the MIT Beavers. Mill­ Smith, Emmy Lou Mercer. nected for only 98 this season. Milk­ man threw 24 points into the Amherst man was chased all the way by the win, and Haubrich got 23 against both Vermont and Bowdoin. - CONGRESS (continued from page 1) ing to watch the session without act­ ual participation, will be arranged. O’Neil’s Grill The objectives to be gained by the |j Jack O’Neil, Proprietor student Model Congress are twofold: to give students a chance to express themselves in parliamentary debate; and to acquaint students with actual congressional procedure. 1 Quality Food - Friendly Service Chairman of the planning board, Richard Morse, and the board itself, Joseph Baghdasarian and Edmond | 7 a. m. to 12 p. m. '*l’m beginning to catch why Homer Boulanger expressed that the Model rates the balcony sessions!” Congress will serve as a precedent tor an annual occurrence. liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii»iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiii'ii'inn»'»i . ------— >■ — ---- f H o m e r knows his way around. Because he knows Ph il ip M orris is the o n e cigarette proved definitely less irritating, definitely milder, Garrison Grocery than any other leading brand. DAERIS TEA ROOM That’s why there’s No CIGARETTE HANGOVER Meats — Groceries when you smoke Ph il ip M orris. COLD Beverages and RESTAURANT No O th e r Cig arette Ca n M a k e T h a t St a t e m e n t ! also

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39 Central Avenue Dover, N. H. At Sawyers Dover PHILIP MORRIS THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 1950 PAGE ELEVEN Frosh Shatter Seven Records Kittens Average 70 Points a Game; Gordon Sets New Individual Mark by Tom Kirkbride ’53 The ten weeks just past have been 'busy ones for Joe College. Besides the unexciting routine of booklore, he’s had to keep an eye Track Event Sweep on current proceedings. This he’s done to the best of his ability, but on occasion his retina became a bit bloodshot. The cause? Ruins Wildcats 84-32 Why, he was just attempting to keep up with the Frosh basketball Co-Captains Rudy Fobert, Fred batallion. Schoeffler and Co., got their usual Joe could undoubtedly quote verbatum the results of each and Saturday afternoon exercise at the ex­ every game, but we think we’ve gone him one better, by consulting pense of the UNH Wildcats as Tufts College’s unbeaten under-shirted le­ the record book. \ gions scored their fourteenth victory After a brief discourse with'mentor in a row, 84-32, at Cousens cage. Moordian, we were enlightened to the ing 212 points, he became the highest The Jumbos were in top form with extent that, at its conclusion, W E scorer ever to don a Freshman uni­ Fobert and Schoeffler contributing could quote (verbatum), every exist­ form. He also led both the Frosh double firsts and Tom Bane and Ar- ing record in the permanent portfolio. and Varsity scorers, with an average mand Furey cage records. Bane Not only did Andy’s hoop-happy of 19.3 points a game. Right on his heaved the weight a prodigious 56 horde run circles around all eleven heels was Johnny Parker of Wells, feet 8 l/2 inches and Furey smashed the opponents, but left seven new stamps Maine, who averaged 16.9 markers existing standard in the 600 with a in the album. per trip and compiled 186 points. 1:15.1 clocking. Fair to Middling on the Line Rounding out the starting five, we The Jumbos ran off with everything A new all-time seasonal total of find that Captain Ted Trudel and Joe in the track events, perhaps partly due 774 points was scored in the eleven Whelton, also of Nashua, scored 94 to the poor local facilities offered the contests, eclipsing the old mark by and 90 points, respectively. George Durham tracksters, but the UNH some 200 points. A bit of mathematics Ford, Parker’s mate at forward, tallied thin clads won three of the five field revealed another record, that of aver­ 60. events. Johnston cleared six feet to age points per game. By averaging The Kitten club of 1929 was the last win the high jump and Capt. Jack Photo by Vogler 70 points in each outing, the Freshmen to win’em all. Carl Lundholm, then in Gamble tied for second. Don Lange- Four of the freshmen who have made Ed Blood’s ski forces a threat in bettered their elder’s average by 21 his first years at the University, piloted vin sticked his way up to 11 feet 6 1949-50 hickory circles. ..Kneeling are Berlin’s Bobby Arsenault at the left points. No Frosh five ever won 11 the team that was captained by John inches for pole vault honors while and Fred Carter of Manchester on the right. In the rear are Jack Armstrong games in one season, so record num­ Conroy, now a mainstav of the Prince­ Nort Tupper pushed the shot 44 feet of Plymouth and Dick Snow of Franconia. ber three was incorporated. ton Tiger board of strategy. The 1 5-8 inches to edge Tufts Fred Back­ A single game scoring total was.-set Freshmen teams of 1927 and 1919 were us and Tom Bane and establish a new when the Kittens piled up 104 points also unbeaten. UNH mark in that event. against Phillips Exeter Academy, in The summary: the first of their two meetings. Also, It’s been a long famine, but mem­ Tufts 84, New Hampshire 32 no team has ever gone over the 80 ories of this year’s group will long 50-YARD DASH—Won by Fobert (T), 2. Minot remain in the craniums of New Hamp­ (T), 3. O’Brien (UNH), Time 5.6s; 45-YARD Light Support Given mark twice, or the 70 mark four times. HIGH HURDLES—Won by Lutton (T), 2. Gold­ Bob “ Hymie” Gordon of Nashua shire men, from the youngest Fresh­ berg (T), 3. Gamble (NH), Time 6.2s; 45YARD accounted for the final mark. By scor­ man to the oldest grad. Well done! LOW HURDLES—Won by Fobert (T), 2. Courtog- ious (T), 3. Weeks (NH), Time 5.8s; 300-YARD RUN—Won by Minot (T), 2. Sweet (NH), 3. Bennett (T), Time 34.3s; 600-YARD RUN—Won Blast at Yankee Conf. by Furey (T), 2. Buckley (T), 3. Harmon (NH), by John Buckley, Jr. Wildcats Grab Hockgebirge Cup Time 1:151 (new Tufts cage record); 1000-YARD RUN—Won by Schoeffler (T), 2. Webb (NH), 3. Boulanger, (NH), Time 2:21.6; MILE RUN—Won The members of the Fourth Estate of one of our New England by O’Connell (T), 2. Farina (T), 3. Cole (NH), On Bailey, Keen, Carter Grouping Time 4:34.1; TWO-MILE RUN—Won by O’Connell colleges have come up with another mid-century whizzer. Perhaps home in fifth spot in the slalom and (T), 2. Semenza (T), 3. Bodwell (NH), Time it is the cold air that has kept all the sports writers who didn’t head Ed Blood’s Wildcat ski forces, des­ 10.09; HIGH JUMP—Won by Johnston (NH), 2. tined to be the doormat _ of Eastern a fourth in the combined. tie between Rich (T) and Gamble (NH), Height south with the Red Sox indoors with nothing better to do than The team standings: UNH 454, DO 6 ft.; POLE VAULT—Won l y Langerin (NH), 2. Intercollegiate ski competition on the dream up masterpieces. Good old Don and Jerry of the Springfield basis of pre-season calculations, con­ C No. 1, 457; DOC No. 2, 474; Ski Chisholm (T), 3. Height 11 ft. 6 ins.; 35-LB. Club Hochgebirge No. 1, 505; Han­ WEIGHT—Won by Bane (T), 2. Backus (T), 3. College Students have blossomed into print and mimeograph with tinued their long march back to the Grant (NH), Distance 56 ft. 8% ins. (new cage top of the pile last weekend when over High 505.6; Gould Academy 510; record); 16-LB SHOT PUT—Won by Tupper (NH), a private tub thumping party that is designed to blow taps to the they ran away with the Hockgebirge Middlebury 523.8; Carajou SC 572.9; 2. Backus (T), 3. Bane (T), Distance 44 ft. 1% Yankee Conference and create a New England Conference that, like Drifters 616; Bowdoin 619; Yale 621. ins.; BROAD JUMP—Won by Cox (T), 2. Fobert Run at Franconia. ( T ) , 3. Jacobm eyer (N H ), Distance 21 ft. 11^4 ins. the new Buick, has everything. ‘ Wyman Keen, a flashy Freshman recently added to Blood’s squad, whip­ What Goes On? conference members care a hoot and ped down his hometown slopes to salt - STUDENT COUNCIL Their 'highly self-publicized articles away a fourth spot in the slalom. Keen (continued from page 1) a holler about. The founding fathers was followed in the close-up fourth, Talk at Library by fail to fcass the tests of observation aren’t trying to compete with the Big and perusion. The opening punch fifth and sixth grouping by frosh isfaction on the problem, but expres­ Ten or the Ivy League, they just sed concern at past rebuffs from the line rhetoric knocks itself out with its decided that it would be nice to pass teamate Fred Carter from Manchester own velocity. It runs something like and senior Jim Bailey of Whitefield. Senate. Benoit concurred “ vocifer­ Sculptor of Exhibit a friendly afternoon in competition this. “ Why is it that the small col­ ously” in this, saying that he still Devotees of sculpture now have a among themselves. The Yankee Con­ The UNH hickory superlatives thus hadn’t received any word from the leges of New England have no bona- posted the first such Wildcat win in chance to view the works of one of ference fosters inter-state good will, Senate on the Council’s petition for fide athletic conference as does every and, who knows, maybe it provides its 18 years of competition. For Jim America’s eminent sculptors in the Arts other section of the United States?” elimination of senior finals. Feeling Division Room of the Hamilton Smjth a bulwork against Communism. In Bailey, who is winding up his college was that better personal relations First off, what, Don and Jerry, is career, it was a fruitful effort. Bailey Library. The presentation started Mar. 7 its short post war existence it has should be established between the meant by “ section?” Does a section progressed famously and harmonious­ topped the Cats in the combined, trail­ and is to run until the end of the month. cover forty acres and a mule, forty ing only Bill Beck, Colin Stewart, and Senate and Council. Henry Rox, Associate Professor at Mt. ly. Only one Yankee Conference Here on in the Council moved miles and an automobile, or four- school is off the UNH grid schedule, Tor Arneberg of Dartmouth. rapidly. Benoit reported on plans for Holyoke College, will be at the exhibition hundred miles and a Mississippi Massachuseets, and every effort has Brookie Dodge and Dave Lawrence the New -England Student Council Sunday, Mar. 12, from 2 to 4 :30 p.m. to steamboat? Until this ambiguity is and is being made to land the Red- of Dartmouth, both on the American Convention slated for the UNH cam­ speak informally to students on his work. explained, a section could cover all men on future football slates. FIS team and recently returned from pus on Mar. 24-25, and on plans for Prof. Scheier’s ceramics classes will also the territory from Florida to Alaska. Loop Still in Infant Stage the disastrous trials at Aspen, both the joint convocation of AWS-Stu- be visited by Mr. Rox, Mon. morning. The Yankee Conference is tossed It was suggested off the record by flunked this first of their return tests. dent Council to be held Mar. 30. A1 Mr. Rox has held many such exhib­ off by this scurrilous pen with the ease a UNH official that perhaps the Dodge fell on both his downhill and Potter appointed four committees; itions in the United States as well as ab­ of a watered Tom Collins. Accord­ authors _ heard of grumbling among slalom runs to end up a combined 13th. Ballots, Program, Maintenance and road. His original “ Photo Sculpture” ing to the Springfield report the Yank­ some critics of the Yankee Conference Lawrence fell and broke five ribs on Publicity to get the gears grinding on has been used extensively in motion pic­ ee Conference does not have wide­ regarding schedule arrangement. Our his downhill effort to wind up out of the joint convo — one of the first in tures, periodicals, national advertising, spread recognition. Here again, what present five team conference football the chips. a long, long time in Durham. and book illustrations. His figures, done exactly is meant by the term “ wide­ pact seems to speak for itself. If the Imogene Opton, North Conway The meeting finally broke up with in wood, terra cotta, or bronze, have a spread” ? The Conference certainly is Conference isn’t a close-knit arrange­ freshman representing the Eastern weary Councilmen exiting exhausted quality of high-relief, accomplished by recognized — by the six land grant ment it soon will be. Any new or­ Slopes Outing Club feminine ranks, — but- convinced that they are begin­ working from a frontal plane towards colleges that comprise it. That, cer­ ganization has growing pains —sched­ broke home four seconds ahead of ning to roll. the rear. tainly, in itself is all the individual ules aren’t arranged from one year to veteran Paula Kahn of Eastern Slopes year but are formulated year’s in ad­ in the woman’s slalom. Be on the lookout for ski trip vance. Conference members dislike In a veteran’s meet held on the posters which will be posted at T Hall, dropping_ so-called traditional rivals Franconia slopes, Ed Blood, twice Ballard Hall and on various trees and Anna Carr to Have Original from their schedules and complete or­ picked to represent the U.S. at the don’t miss any of the fun filled things ganization is necessarily slow. Olympics in more slender days, whiled the Outing Club has planned for you. There is no money-back guarantee Poem Printed in an Anthology that the New England Conference, by Barb Pritchard as suggested, could improve on the Athletic Director’s nightmare; ar­ The girls of Congreve North have was the title of the poem, Dream of ranging schedules. Fifteen or more First Choice for ’50 discovered a celebrity in their midst. Remembrance. With unassuming New England schools would be eligi­ Anna Miriam Carr, anfattractive mem­ modesty the author declined to allow ble for membership in the proposed ber of the freshman class, who hails me to read her poem, claiming “ It conference and the resultant confusion from Milford, N. H., is this object of really isn’t very good.” However, she would be something to behold. Tourn- BUICK much admiration. later quietly and gracefully consented ments in baseball and basketball are Several weeks ago Anna received a to_allow the NEW HAM PSH IRE to included in the plan. Most small col­ In Every Price Class letter from the 20th Century Press of print her poem. We can see why she lege facilities provide for hardly Los Angeles, California, informing was honored in this way—it’s good! enough fans to finance a used pair of her that her poem, chosen from among Anna’s name appeared in The New sneakers, not to mention the travel­ ten thousand entries, is to be included Hampshire earlier this year as the de­ ing expenses of half a dozen or more in the Anthology of the Poetry of serving winner of the Valentine Smith teams that would be incurred. If it DOVER BUICK CO. American Youth to be printed soon Scholarship. wasn’t fon the balm of our own ath­ by that publishing house. The poem appears on the editorial letic _ program, subsidation, the UNH 256 Central Avenue Phone 83 Dover, N. H. All the information which Anna was page of this week’s The New Hamp­ deficit alone, would resemble the na­ willing to divulge at a first interview shire. tional debt. MASK AND DAGGER Tickets for Thurs. and Sat. Presents Tickets for Wed. and Fri.

at at The Wildcat " O U R T O W N ” University Bookstore By Thornton Wilder 60c Tax Included MARCH 15,16, 17,18 - at N. H. Hall 8:00 p. m. PAGE TWELVE THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, MARCH 9, 1950 Debate Ends in Deadlock Ousted Communist Prof. Lectures; New Contest to be Held Inside Stadent Goeimeil Saturday, March 4, New England With Bob Lewis Liberal Club Backs Philips Talk high schools belonging to the Nation­ In the Feb. 16 issue of The New is scheduled for 7 :30 p.m. in Murkland al Forensic League held a debate Hampshire, there appeared an open letter Auditorium on the above date. tournament in various buildings on Proof that the Student Council is aware of criticism and that student from Herbert J. Philips, former member Professor Philips is not a stranger to campus, culminating at New Hamp­ interest in its actions can be aroused was evidenced last week as a result of of the Philosophy Department of the the Durham campus. He spoke here after shire Hall. High schools from Maine, ■this column. However, in criticizing the disposal of ex-offi_cio votes for coun­ New Hampshire, and Massachusetts University of Washington. In it, he ex- j his discharge from the western school in cil officers it seems I negelcted to give the opposition’s point of view. 1949. It will be remembered by the older participated but all the debates were Their opinion, centering around the article which states that all members pressed his desire to speak here. What' so well executed that the new judges distinguishes this man from the ordinary | students that he was forced by town reg­ may vote, is' that inasmuch as this follows the discussion on business rights. ulations to hold his address over cups of could not decide on a winner. There­ The vote stipulation applies only to business matters. My interpretation still speaker who tours the college campuses fore, Lewiston, Maine, on Mar. 18, of the country is that he is an openly coffee in the Notch. This did not deter stands as was presented last week. Perhaps you had better derive yours from will be host to the two finalists, Port­ the Constitution itself, which you will find in your student handbook. How­ avowed member of the Communist Party the willingness of the student body to land High, and Cheverus High, both of the United States. listen and question, nor did it deter the ever, I am happy to report that steps are being taken to amend the constitu­ from Portland, Me., who will compete tion so that in the future these members will 'have the right to vote in all professor from answering the questions in the final debate. This is the reason why he was dis­ thrust at him. instances. charged from his post at the western Philips was ousted from the staff of Election Procedure university. It is his purpose in touring Washington University after an inves­ the country to give what, in his opinion, In the Constitution you will also find the requirements _ and procedures to tigation of his political leanings by the be followed by all who wish to run for Council in the elections, which will be is the correct interpretation “of the Washington State Legislature. The Pres­ held on March 30. These constitutional requirements must be followed. struggle to maintain and extend academic ident of the University acquiesced in his Last year the constitution was violated, to an extent that one man was allowed freedom” in the colleges of the nation. dismissal, even though the teacher’s ab­ to waive the requirements of petitioning. Whether his reason was valid or ility, after fourteen years in his field, was not, this action was hardly fair to those students who are forced to obey the The Liberal Club of the University Thursday, March 9 contacted Dr. Philips, and it was ar­ not questioned. It is Dr. Phifips intention regulations. The constitution should be enforced. 4 p.m. Women’s Convocation, N. H. ranged that he speak here on March 13. to present his own side of the case of I have also been asked for evidence to back my statement that there are The necessary permission for the address academic freedom versus gags on social Hall men on the council who are not carrying their share of the work. The best action by members of the educational pro­ 6 p.m. SCM, Rm. 205, N. H. Hall and the use of the University’s facilities 7 p.m. Model Congress conducted by proof of this is to attend council meetings — which, I repeat, are open to the was granted, and the lecture by Philips fession. the Stumpers (UNH Speaking So­ public. Here you are invited to observe and also to participate. I also offer ciety) Visitor’s Gallery open to the following as a basis for some thought. all students. This session of the Facts and Figures Congress will take place from 7- N. H. Symphony Orchestra Plays 9:30 p.m. Mk. Aud. At present there are 19 committees composed of 55 men working out of 7 p.m. Lens and Shutter Club, Hew­ the Student Council. Mathematically this gives each man the chance to itt “ Y ” work on about two and one-half committees if such were possible. Yet only To Large Audience at N. H. Hall 7 p.m. University Bridge Club, Or­ twenty-three individual men are represented on these committees. _ Twenty- ganization Room eight of the total fifty-five positions are held by seven men. This is over by Bob Deane 7 p.m. Occupational Therapy Club, half of the total possible positions. These, obviously, are the men who are carrying the bulk of the work and are fulfilling the trust placed in them by Many in the audience on Sunday, of the composer was clearly evident Home of Doris Wilkins Mar. 5, at N. H. Hall, were very sur­ in much of this captivating music. The their electors. There are others, of course, who are doing their part in other prised at the performance of the concert closed with Carnival Over­ Friday, March 10 ways, but, then again, there are those who aren’t. In fact one man, repre-- newly-formed N. H. Symphony Or­ ture by the Czech composer, Dvorak. 8 p.m. Sophomore Dance, N. H. Hall senting one-twenty-ninth of the council, is carrying one-seventh of the com­ chestra. Very few anticipated » the Durham was well represented in the mittee work. highly polished symphonic orchestra orchestra’s various sections by both Sunday, March 12 W e are pleased with changes and revisions planned in the constitution. presented that afternoon. Wherever students and faculty members. They 2 p.m. Henry Rox will talk inform­ This shows effort and ambi-tiousness. But we must remember that one limit the group has gone, it has met skepti­ were: James Funkhauser and Betty ally with visitors to the exhibition on the council’s abilities comes from its lack of power. This is something that cism with flawless performance win­ Forslund, cello; Paul McIntyre, bass; of his sculpture in the Art Division can come only from YOU the student. ning over the enthusiasm of the peo­ George Reynolds and H. Dumaine, of the Hamilton Smith Library ple of New Hampshire. Conductor trumpets; and Mary Rasmussen, trom­ Paul Bauguss and those responsible bone. Wednesday, March 15 Andrea J. LaRochelle for the creation of the orchestra de­ 8 p.m. Mask and Dagger Spring serve the greatest amount of credit for Play, “ Our Town” , by Thornton Jeweler their performance and hard work. - BIOGRAPHY Wilder, N. H. Hall Formerly E. R. McClintock Opus 45 is to be congratulated for (continued from page 9) Thursday, March 16 Watchmaking, Engraving, and Jewelry Repairing bringing this fine group to Durham. He was awarded the Legion of Merit The ticket receipts will help to estab­ 8 p.m. Mask and Dagger Spring Dover, N. H. Rochester, N. H. and the Bronze Star. Plav. “ Our Town”, N. H. Hall lish a scholarship fund for music stu­ In the years prior to the World dents at UNH. War Wilder became interested in the George Reynolds, from UNH’s De­ little Theater Movement and acted a partment of Music, was guest conduc­ tor for the first half of the program. little in summer theaters himself. Two At DEN SON The Ent’racte Music from Mozart’s summers he played the stagemanager I and Colleges and Universities in his Our Town, cheerfully forgetting “Thamos, King of Egypt” was the his own lines from time to time. first presentation. The repeated vio­ All the work of Thornton Wilder lin theme was especially pleasing. deal with the mystery of death and Tschaikowsky’s popular Symphony judgment, the tragedy of beauty and No. 5 in E minor followed. Mr. Rey­ pity of the ending of life’s comedy. throughout the country CHi$TIRFII(.D§|- nolds skillfully extracted the deepest He made no attempt to fit life into emotional meaning and portrayed his theories; they grow naturally out fully the gloomy melancholy so repre­ of his experience and observations. sentative of that piece. Unchanged by his fame he feels that Paul Bauguss mounted the podium he has much to learn and wants to after a brief intermission to conduct study Greek and \Datin. ______St. Paul’s Suite for Strings by Holst. Wiliam Marshall, member of the UNH music department, was violin soloist in Lalo’s Symphonic Espagnole in D Minor for violin. The Spanish origin STATE THEATRE DOROTHY HART DOVER, N. H. Lovely Denison Alumna, says: Mar. 10-11 “Chesterfield was my cigarette in UPTOWN Fri.-Sat. college and it’s my cigarette today. THEATRE MAKE MINE LAST They’re always MILDER.” DOVER, N. H. Ray Bolger Joan Davis

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FRANKLIN Durham, N. H.______Fri.-Sat. Mar. 10-11 SWORD IN THE DESERT Dana Andrews Marta Toren *By Recent DAKOTA LIL Sun.-Mon. Mar. 12-13 National Survey Marie Winson Rod Cameron RED SHOES George Montgomery (in color) Anton Walbrook Marius Goring Sun.-Tues. Mar. 12-14 Sunday ONLY DEAR WIFE Matinee at 3 p.m. William Holden Joan Caulfield Second Evening Show at 8:50^ Billy DeWolf Edward Arnold Tues.-Wed. Mar. 14-15 Wed.-Thurs. Mar. 15-16 DANCING IN THE DARK (in color) BACKFIRE Willidm Powell Mark Stevens Virginia Mayo Gordon MacRae Betty Drake __ SPECIAL SHOW Thurs. Mar. 16 Wednesday Evening FIGHTING MAN OF THE Dover High Basketball Rally PLAINS Copyright 1930, Liggett & M yers T obacco Co — Team and Band — Randolph Scott Jane Nigh