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circle in front of the library. The group By Tonya Graham proceeded to walk around in the circle for­ Assistant Campus Editor mation, dancing to the sounds of the peace music, then everyone ran to the center for a Although Hands Across Campus fell far short time of “ group hugs. ” of the number of students needed to reach from “ I felt great. It was just a lpt of beautiful Cheadle Hall to Storke Plaza, approximately people getting together to try and promote 250 students joined hands at noon Tuesday to peace ... to try and bring as many students express their desire for world peace and to together as possible to think about what’s going promote unity at UCSB. on in the world and show that together we can Throughout the event, KCSB played peace make a difference,” former A.S. President Ken songs to add to the mood of unity and friend­ Greens tein said. ship; many participants wore balloons on their “ It was so unusual to see hundreds of wrists which they later released in a symbolic students at UCSB form a giant circle (for display of freedom. peace),” Smith said. “ I think it blew the minds “The event was organized as a gesture of students who don’t recognize the need for toward peace with no specific goal, so however themselves to take some part in personal and it turned out was OK,” said Mikhael Smith, social transformation.” Associated Students internal vice president. Sophomore Joan Scibetta was one student “ It didn’t make it all the way across campus, who did recognize the need for students to take but it was only the first attempt,” said Smith, action to promote world peace. “ I want to adding that if the event is sponsored next year, make a statement and I think it’s good to get he hopes to improve organization and publicity involved even on a small-term basis. It (Hands beforehand. Across Campus) serves the same purpose as “ (Hands Across Campus served) to create Hands Across America, and that is to raise an awareness that if we work together and try awareness,” she said. to support and be friends to one another, that Isla Vista resident Matthew Ellington we can make positive changes,” said senior agreed. “ This is an important event. It follows Scott Forman, a member of Students for Hands Across America for which the purpose Peace. “ I think that when people do something was and is a fund-raising event for the nation’s in the spirit of friendship and peace that it so-called homeless, and being lumped in that lessens differences,” he said. category.... Where is our part of Hands Across Sophomore Richard Hewitt agreed. “ I felt America? What do we do to trace the pathology like the people I was standing near were of homelessness right here in our own com­ completely different in the way they were munity?” he said. dressed, in their personalities and probably in “Our joining hands serves to symbolize our beliefs. But in this one area (of a desire for peace starting at home with each of us working peace) we were united,” he said. together,” said senior Robyn Santee. “ If it “ All too often people just walk by each other doesn’t start with individual people, then we’re without seeing that we’re all humans ... (this not going to get anywhere,” she said. event is) a statement of unity,” said senior Senior Barbara Knipple also saw the need for Steffanie Levinson. “ It’s so beautiful for me to individuals to work for peace. “ This is just a

see people together joining hands with smiles small contribution, a very small contribution, RICHARD O'ROURKE/Nm u s on their faces, especially if they don’t know but it was worth taking the time,” she said. “ I Kerry Rosenberg high-kicks for peace during Tuesday’s Hands Across each other,” she said. think that it’s really necessary for us to make a Campus e v e n t . Although the event drew approximately 250 participants, Students and community members joined statement on issues such as homelessness to let hands from the Arbor to the south entrance of the campus know what’s going on,” she said. it was not as successful as organizers had hoped it would be. South Hall, then moved together to form a (See HANDS, p.6) Many See Santa Barbara Senator as Strong Challenger for 1990 Governor

By Mariko Takayasu Bradley by landslide margins. Capital Correspondent After more than a year of exploring the possibilities of running a successful gubernatorial campaign, 42-year-old Hart bowed out of the race for the state’s highest leadership SACRAMENTO — If state Sen. Gary Hart ran for governor post and left Bradley unchallenged for a rematch with this year, he would have given Los Angeles Mayor Tom Deukmejian. Bradley a tough fight in the June Democratic primary “ The time wasn’t right,” Hart said in an interview. He said election. he didn’t know if he could muster up the campaign funds If Hart defeated Bradley in the June primary, he would needed for a successful campaign against Deukmejian. have “ undoubtedly” given GOP Gov. George Deukmejian an Current figures show Deukmejian’s war chest at $7 million. even greater fight. “ I made the right decision,” Hart said. “ The question was, These are just two propositions that some high-ranking could I have raised enough to wage an effective campaign? I Democrat and Republican leaders in Sacramento talk about wasn’t sure if I could,” he said. State Sen. Gary Hart when analyzing state polls that show Deukmejian leading (See HART, p.13) Artificial Stimulants Are Popular During Finals

By Karl Larsen "The best way to (work overtime) is relaxation — deep relaxation may is based on good, sound nutrition.” Reporter Caffeine is used in pick-me-ups because it lessen your need for sleep." stimulates the central nervous system, causing — Victor Kogler, Office of Substance Abuse an awakened feeling, explained Victor Kogler, While tending a bar in Santa Barbara, drug program administrator for the Office of Michael Scigliano noticed a serious problem. bartending.” The Center for Academic Skills Enrichment Substance Abuse in Santa Barbara. “ I saw people drinking, smoking, and putting Scigliano’s product, which he originally does not advocate all-night study sessions, said As opposed to products such as No Doz, stuff up their noses, and I saw what it did to called “ Michael’s Brew,” can now be found Bob Kolar, CASE learning skills counselor. which consist mostly of caffeine, Uptime relies them,” he said. throughout the country under the name Up­ “ We strongly discourage it. You are not just more on nutrients, Nuzzo said. “ When the Scigliano later concocted what was intended time. studying for one class (during finals week).... central nervous system is stimulated, it looks to be a hangover remedy made of vitamins, Promoters of “ organic” stimulants such as The drain on you is so great it is going to put for nutrition, and we provide that.” organic compounds and caffeine in pill form. Uptime say their products are a safer way to you out of balance,” Kolar said. “ Five hundred million cups of coffee are Instead, people found it better as a pick-me-up, stay awake, and as finals week looms closer, But Uptime is a “ nutritionally based food drunken every day in the United States. Caf­ he said. students will try all kinds of ways to stay up supplement,” said Dr. Pat Nuzzo, president of feine is 1 percent of that,” Nuzzo said, adding “ Everybody liked it,” he said. “ Pretty soon, late. But campus study counselors say the all- the Santa Barbara-based Uptime Co. “ People that tars, oils, and pesticides, not caffeine, I was making more of the product than I was nighter may be hazardous to your health. are always going for the caffeine. Our product (See UPTIM E, p.16) 2 Wednesday, May 28,1986 Daily Nexus

Headliners F ro m th e A s s o c ia te d P r e s s World Nation State African Nations Ask Soviets Willing to Let Former Representative for Increase in Aid to Certain Citizens Discusses Old Age Ease Economic Crisis Emigrate to U.S. Issues at Convention V UNITED NATIONS — Africa asked industrial nations for at WASHINGTON — In the biggest exodus of its kind in three ANAHEIM — Former Rep. Shirley Chisholm warned least $40 billion in new aid a id debt relief Tuesday at a decades, the Soviet Union pledged to open the gates to 117 of thousands of retirees Tuesday that economic gains for the special session of the U.N. General Assembly called to its citizens yearning to join their families in the United elderly are likely to be eroded by “ the cold, icy winds of consider the continent’s economic crisis. States, the State Department announced Tuesday. conservative government. ’ ’ President Abdou Diouf of Senegal said the proposed new The Reagan administration praised the decision as a “ The decade of the 1980s promises to be somewhat aid, more than double the current annual level of Western “ significant step” and said the move would settle 36 of 126 retrogressive in America in terms of some of the economic assistance, would be “ only ... a complementary financial divided-family cases the United States has been pressing and social gains that we made during the 1960s and 1970s,” contribution” to Africa’s own “ mobilization of internal Kremlin leaders to resolve. she said. resources.” State Department spokesman Charles E. Redman said that City and state agencies, as well as the federal government, Western delegates said before the session that they would word of the decision was given to the United States Monday in will face tighter budgets and personnel cuts in the coming avoid making specific commitments on aid and debt relief. the closing hours of an otherwise unproductive human rights years, said Chisholm, a professor at Mount Holyoke College In opening the meeting as current chairman of the conference in Bern, Switzerland. in South Hadley, Massachusettes. Organization of African Unity, Diouf recommended “ a new He said the Soviets provided a list of names of people to be The 61-year-old liberal Democrat, who spent 22 years in the approach to development in Africa and a new framework of allowed to emigrate and who are expected to leave the New York State Legislature and in Congress, was opening international cooperation.” country after completing paperwork that often takes several speaker at the 13th biennial convention of the American He asked international support for the OAU’s “ African weeks. Association of Retired Persons. Priority Program for Economic Recovery” extending Redman did not disclose the names on the list, but he said She urged those at the convention to make their needs through 1990. the State Department was in the process of trying to notify known to lawmakers “ not as suggestions, but as demands.” The session is the first ever held by the United Nations on a their families in the United States. “ We cannot permit the tree of compassion planted and specific region’s economic problems. Secretary of State In addition to those on the list, the Soviets have promised to nourished by Franklin Delano Roosevelt to wither, to dry up George Shultz will speak Wednesday. settle two other cases, one involving the spouse of a U.S. in the cold, icy winds of conservative government,” she said. An OAU report prepared for the session says Africa needs citizen and one involving a person with dual nationality. $45 billion in aid above current levels and at least $35 billion These names have not been given to U.S. authorities, he said. in debt relief over the five-year period 1986-1990. Western aid “ The U.S. government and the American people welcome Holocaust Studies Center Starts to Africa currently is about $7 billion a year. this development,” Redman said of the Soviet decision. Africans pledge in return to raise an equal amount in their Campaign Against Ex-U.N. Official own nations and “ pull themselves up by their own boot­ straps,” the report states. Reagan Keeps U.S. Within Limits LOS ANGELES — The Simon Wiesenthal Center said Diouf told the meeting Africa hopes for “ tangible, Tuesday it’s giving out 1 million postcards nationwide, measurable, manageable decisions” from the special urging they be mailed to President Reagan in a bid to bar session. of SALT II Arms Agreement Austrian presidential hopeful Kurt Waldheim from U.S. shores. WASHINGTON — President Reagan ordered the destruction U.S. Halts a Compromise Accord of two nuclear submarines Tuesday, keeping the United The postcards display a 1943 photo of Waldheim in a States within the limits of the SALT II arms agreement, but German army uniform and a 1975 shot of him as U.N. secretary general. served notice he will not be bound by the treaty in future at Major Human Rights Meeting military decisions. “ In 1947, Kurt Waldheim was charged with ‘murder and slaughter’ by Yugoslavia. Those charges were accepted by BERN, SWITZERLAND — A 35 nation, six-week conference Reagan, in his announcement, called the treaty “ fun­ damentally flawed” because “ it codified arms buildups the U.N. Crimes Commission of which the United States was on improving East-West personal contacts ended Tuesday a member,” the cards say. after the United States prevented a compromise accord that rather than reductions.” It was the first time the United States asserted a readiness “ As an ‘alien,’ Mr. Waldheim does not have the right to be all its European allies were ready to accept. allowed entry into the United States unless he can exonerate Michael Novak, the chief U.S. delegate, told the final to break out from the ceilings imposed by the 1979 Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty, signed by former President Carter himself of the war crimes charges. Because of the session the proposed-document was “ too thin, containing uniqueness and magnitude of Nazi crimes, we urge your loopholes damaging to compliance” with the guidelines it and the late Soviet leader Leonid I. Brezhnev but never ratified by the Senate. administration to enforce the letter of the law and bar Mr. listed. Waldheim from our shores.” The other Western delegates, while acknowledging the However, Reagan suggested he might stay within the SALT limits if the Soviets take “ constructive steps” to The Wiesenthal Center for Holocaust Studies released a document was weak, said it would have meant at least some statement with the postcards Tuesday, urging Americans to measure of progress. It was the first time the United States correct alleged arms violations and negotiate seriously on a new arms treaty. send the postcards to the White House. came out against all its European allies at a major human rights meeting. Reagan’s announcement was immediately criticized by Senate Majority Leader Bob Dole of Kansas. “ I am con­ The document had been drawn up by Austria, Switzerland Legislator Proposes University cerned that the decision sends the wrong signal to the and other neutral and non aligned European nations to try to Kremlin,” said Dole. bridge the gap betwen Western and East bloc proposals for facilitating reunification of divided families and other Requirement for Public Service contact between people. SAN FRANCISCO — A state legislator says a little elbow The Austrian chief coordinator of the neutral group, Rolf Supreme Court Ruling May Mean grease might help California university students learn their Torovsky, voiced regret at the U.S. move, which he said civics lessons a little better. remained “ incomprehensible” to him. Lower Monthly Telephone Bills Assemblyman John Vasconcellos, D-San Jose, has founded Novak said the United States was uneasy about a growing a loosely-formed “ Human Corps” of student volunteers in gap in the process between words and compliance in the 1975 WASHINGTON — In a ruling that could save consumers public service across the state, and recently introduced human rights accords adopted in Helsinki. millions of dollars in monthly telephone bills, the Supreme language in next year’s state budget suggesting that Court on Tuesday gave states more freedom in setting rates. universities make community service a graduating The court, by a 5-2 vote, ruled that the Federal Com­ requirement. munications Commission may not force states to use “ People subsidized by the public naturally ought to be W eather depreciation formulas for equipment and plants that favor happy to learn while sharing their privilege with those more telephone companies. in need,” Vasconcellos said in explaining his “ Human Night and morning low clouds and local dense fog with In other action, the court: Corps” concept. hazy afternoon sunshine. Lows in the low and mid-50s. —Spared the federal government from having to guarantee His proposal, which has yet to receive widespread reac­ Highs from the mid-60s to the low-70s. billions of additional dollars in bank credit by ruling, 6-3, that tion, would affect many students at private schools such as TIDES so-called standby letters of credit issued by banks are not Pomona College, USC and Stanford, because large numbers High tide Lowtide equivalent to federally insured deposits. of their students rely on govenment financial aid. May 28 1:07 a.m. 5.6 8:52a.m. -0.8 —Upheld a $75,000 award against the longshoremen’s union And the United States Senate is considering a new version 4:10 p.m. 3.8 8:32p.m. 2.9 won by a man fired by an Alabama stevedoring company for of the Higher Education Act which encourages collegiate SUN his union-organizing activities. But the decision appeared to financial aid recipients to take part in community service Sunrise Sunset give organized labor an important victory in its efforts to programs. May 28 5:51a.m. 8:03 p.m. avoid having to defend against many such lawsuits in state University educators have been generally supportive of the courts. push for increased public service on the part of students.

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According to SUPRESS, “ 75 percent of animal researchers By Jonathan Whitcher ... receive grants from the government,” and 95 percent of Reporter these are renewed. Also, despite expenditures of “ over $155 billion on health care,” the life expectancy of Americans has Angered by what they view as unnecessary research and dropped to 17th in the world. Even though researchers in such exploitation of laboratory animals, a recently formed Santa fields as heart disease, cancer and diabetes “ use the most Barbara chapter of Students United Protesting Research on animals,” these diseases still constitute the three biggest Sentient Subjects is preparing to play its part in the “ new anti­ killers of Americans. vivisection movement.” “The only replacement (to animal experiments) is real Of the first actions taken, two members presented the film science,” said Plotkin. “ Truly scientific experiments which “ Hidden Crimes” in Santa Barbara last week, hoping to will replace animal experiments will be totally different convince people in the community to join their rapidly growing conceptually.” “ grass-roots movement.” But UCSB biological sciences major Dave Cerny refutes This film “ exposes the fraud of animal research and the this, explaining that this research can be applied “ directly to damage to humans,” SUPRESS member Phil Plotkin said. humans.” For example, mice in particular “ are very close to Completed only a few weeks ago, the film “ signals the birth what we want to find out in an antibody response ... their of a brand new anti-vivisectionist movement,” said SUPRESS response is parallel to human beings,” he said. member Javier Burgos, producer of “ Hidden Crimes.” Cerny also pointed out that there are a number of fields in The movement seeks total abolition of animal ex­ biology that do not require direct experimentation with lab perimentation not only on moral grounds, but also on scientific animals. “ Most of the anatomical types of areas (in biology) and medical grounds, Burgos explained. are discussed through texts, drawings and models,” he said, SUPRESS considers Hans Reusch, author of Slaughter of the adding that “ one would see most of the eliminating of animals, Innocent, to be the father of this new movement. His book was in order to do research, in the immunological field and also in JEFF SMEDING/Ncxua one of the first to expose vivisection as a scientific fraud, studies involving the nervous system.” UCSB biological sciences major Dave Cerny “Most of the zoologists, ecologists, and general according to Burgos’ film. explains that most researchers “are observing One of the primary assertions of the film was that animals behavioralists are observing animals and not killing them,” differ from humans and such research cannot benefit humans. Cerny said. “ A lot of immunological research is first tested on animals and not killing them. ” Such “ fraud” extends far beyond animal research, according cell cultures.” to the film. Objection still persists from groups like SUPRESS, though, vivisectionist groups that “ we are not just helping out animals, In terms of human damage, “ millions suffer from and some have even gone so far as to resort to clandestine we are helping ourselves.” fraudulent research,” such as unnecessary operations, which practices. One such group, the Animal Liberation Front, has Among the group’s next moves will be a demonstration in probably accounts for the recent rise in malpractice suits, the conducted a number of “ raids” to free laboratory animals, Santa Barbara sometime in June, although no details are as film claims. Burgos said. It is the view shared by these and other anti- yet worked out. Leg Council to Vote on Campaign Bill

After four weeks of tabling and revision, a bill But Thurlow said he isn’t optimistic about the project because it did not know if such a video that would have candidates for Associated legislation’s passage, judging from an unofficial existed. “ We (A.S. members) heard that the Students executive offices choose between vote taken at last week’s meeting that showed sociology department might have made a unlimited private campaign funds or accept A.S. little support. “ I don’t think council really similar one but we found out none such existed,” funds and limitations will go before Legislative believes the problems this bill addresses exist,” Weed said. Council for approval Wednesday night. Thurlow said. Other action items include discussion about The bill is intended to increase fairness be­ Council will also discuss providing $500 from forming a “ Global Peace and Security Com­ tween candidates of differing socio-economic unallocated funds to help produce a video about mittee” that will “ deal with such things as the statuses and prevent lavish amounts of money homeless people in the Santa Barbara area to present situation of the nuclear arms race,” from being spent on campaigns, explained Tom increase community awareness of the problem. Internal Vice President Mikhael Smith said. Thurlow, a former A.S. officer who has According to External Vice President No new business is scheduled for this meeting. organized the plan. Sharlene Weed, council tabled a decision on the — Wade Daniels ANNUM. CLEARANCE SALE m a m m B O O K S T O fG NOW THRU JU U iR d *HOOUp o b ate o . BOOKS* BOOKS A R T * ART 1/4 OFF \ sculpture & ceramic tools, portfolios, T-Squares, drafting i '/2 OFF USED acrylics, oils, brushes, inks, silk instruments, templates, transfer screen supplies, papers, drawing letters, etc. 'A OFF NEW boards, mat boards, canvas.

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Perm Sale By Larry Speer that the faculty is just as depraved Staff Writer as the students, and we are here to prove that is true,” Physics Professor Roger Freedman said. To promote better relations and “ I will do anything to break down encourage communication between the so-called barriers between the students and faculty members, San faculty and the students or to diffuse Nicolas Residence Hall recently the student/faculty wars. I have sponsored Faculty Feud, a contest never seen the show in my life, modeled after the popular television though,’’ Religious Studies program “ Family Feud.” Professor John Simmons said. “ We set Faculty Feud up just like Paula Bruice, a chemistry the game show on television. The professor, received a letter and then main purpose (was) to let students was asked to be in the event by a find out more about the faculty and student. “ Why not, I figured. I don’t to give the professors a chance to see know what I ’m doing, but I don’t what the students are like,” said think any of us do,” she said. Novella Sanchez, San Nicolas “ The main reason we did this was resident assistant and one of the to show students and faculty Save $10°° event’s organizers. members what the other does when Although initially apprehensive as they aren’t studying, going to class on Quantum Perms to how students and professors or lecturing. The questions were all Reg. $35°° would respond to the possibility of geared to that angle as well,” said such an event, organizers said that Master of Ceremonies John NOW $25“ the overall reaction was positive. Schwenger, also an organizer and LONGER HAIR $10 EXTRA “I’m up for it,” said volunteer San Nicolas resident assistant. Haircut Not Included Sasha Bergmann, a freshman Questions asked during the con­ otter good thru 5/31/86 resident at San Nicolas. “ I saw a test, although occasionally verging sign and asked my R.A. if I could on hilarity, maintained a format No appointment necessary. play.” which investigated how much the Free consultation with every visit. “ I was picked! I have been two sides actually knew about each waiting weeks for this to come. It’s other and their respective lifestyles. going to be a blast,” said Bob Smith, “ Out of 100 professors surveyed, Command also a freshman resident at San what are UCSB students’ favorite Nicolas. activities?” barked Schwenger. Freshman Bob Barretto said he “Partying!” fired back the Performance and his teammates were competing professors, whose proficiency kept We've got the style for you. to show “ that the profs ain’t got no them in close competition with smarts.” students throughout the night.' 270 Stork* Road “ It is going to be more fun than “ Out of 100 professors surveyed, K-Mart Shopping Caittr sliced bread,” sophomore Chris how many students visit office hours Delong said. per quarter?” Schwenger asked. 685-4548 Professor Phillip Hammond (l) and student Ali Hojrch (r) Open 9 AM - 8 PM M on.-Fri. Faculty members were cajoled The number one answer given by 9 AM - 6 PM Sat. • 12-5 PM Sun. into participating in a number of professors was 20 per quarter, with go head to head as Faculty Feud Master of Ceremonies •1985COM MPERF. INC ways, including letters, phone calls 50 being the number two answer, 10 John Schwenger asks, “ What do professors do with their and personal requests, Sanchez said. at number three, three at number free time?” “ I got a letter in the mail stating (See FEUD, p.5)

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beach/tanning to be the two major activities of students, followed by »GOLETA PET» FEUD sports. Only three of 100 professors polled believed studying to be the HOSPITAL (Continued from p.4) favorite student activity. four and zero students attending “ I had a good time. It is always • Low cost Vax Clinic office hours as the number five good to meet students out of the (Sat. 12-1) response. classroom and see what they like to • Open 7 Days a Week Questioned as to what professors do,” said Jim McNamara, assistant appointments preferred do with their spare time, students director of the Alumni Association Jamas M. Stevenson, D.V.M. felt that when they are not teaching, and member of the faculty team 346 Rutherford • 967-1811 reading was the most popular which won the event by a final score 1 block behind Santa Cruz Market Beginning duck faculty activity, followed by sports of 378-253, amid both cheers and boos and socializing. According to from the partisan student crowd. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★** faculty, the student team “ stole” the “ The teachers were great, and the first two questions and led the whole event went well. I did not faculty by the score of 84-0. know that they would set it up so “ Out of 100 professors surveyed, much. I thought that they would how many classes do students miss make it one of their lighter events,” per quarter?” Schwenger asked. said Nancy Walker, a student The number one answer was 10 per participant. quarter, with four, five, zero and 20 rounding out the list. The students The event was good for professor/- took this question as well, and led student interaction, Barretto said. 147-0. “ We found out some of the things that they do in their spare time and Responding to the question of what they learned some things about us. makes a good professor, students The game let us see that they do said that the ability to explain things some of the same things that we do, effectively was the most important such as partying and sports,” he attribute a teacher must have, said. followed by being able to interact Schwenger was happy about the well with students, possessing in­ way the event turned out. “ I think it telligence, having a sense of humor went great. I am happy with ... the and being interesting. The faculty awesome faculty. As for my won this question, lowering the Richard Dawson imitation — it spread to 147-50. needs work!” Final questions included “ How Ali Hazreh, another student much does the average student participant, complimented the R.A.s spend on books per quarter,” asked for the way they set up the event. “ I of students and “ How many students am proud of my R.A. on the second do you know on a first name basis,” floor, and it is great that they all asked of professors. Professors worked together to set this up,” he believed partying and sitting on the said.

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Channel Islands University Santa Barbara College of Law Rally to Stress Importance of a Safe, Sober Graduation Accredited by the By Mark Andrew Teriesky students on what it means to commit a “ 502.” Reporter Discussions are expected to include stronger drunk California State Committee of Bar Examiners driving laws which are gradually sweeping the nation. In addition, two students who have been convicted of With the possible exception of New Year’s Eve, high driving under the influence will share their experiences. school and college graduation celebrations probably A representative from the Santa Barbara chapter of attract the most widespread abuse of alcohol among Mothers Against Drunk Driving will speak on the human • J.D. Degree students and soon-to-be alums. tragedy involved with drunk driving. When these festivities spill out onto the highways in The Alcohol and Drug Awareness Rally is sponsored the form of drunk driving, countless graduates — and by its namesake program run by the Student Health • Evening Program their victims — can become yet another Department of Center, A.S. Program Board and the CHP. In addition to Highway Safety statistic. bringing the speakers to campus, the sponsors hope to To foster a safe and sober graduation, several hold a free drawing for a night on the town in a speakers with varied relationships to alcohol and alcohol limousine. The winner will be entitled to free limo awareness will address students from 11:45 a.m. to 12:45 service during graduation week. For further information, call or write: p.m. today in Storke Plaza. A similar community effort in conjunction with local “ It’s a great awareness thing because graduation is cab companies provides a free taxicab service June 11- 911 Tremonto Road, Santa Barbara, C A 93103 coming up along with summertime, so we want people to 16 if the hoped-for responsible drinking becomes (805) 569-1567 know about taxis and designated drivers ... so they’ll be irresponsible. This unique service is for both high-school aware of the options when drinking,” said Hillary and college students, and its hotline will be made public Selesnick, Associated Students Program Board com­ before the ceremony dates. missioner. “ The rally will also make people more aware of a Promoting alcohol awareness, the Drug and Alcohol ‘contract for life’ where they provide transportation for Awareness Rally will be informative for any drinker — each other,” said Phylis Wakefield, advisor to Students moderate to heavy — who has inadvertently turned a Family Planning Teaching Alcohol/Drug Responsibility. deaf ear to “ sober graduation” or “ friends don’t let Lending his highly visible name to the event is friends drive drunk” campaigns. A sso cia tes celebrity John Travolta. Joining him will be California “ Even though it’s for ‘sober graduation,’ it is not an Highway Patrol Officer Tom Campbell, who will provide abstinence campaign,” Wakefield said. “ Just don’t Medical Group a legal and criminal-justice perspective for college drink and drive.” FPR DEBATE • Pregnancy Termination • Birth Control Does God Rev. William Watkins vs Dr. Gordon Stein • Free Pregnancy Testing Insight for Living V.P. of Atheist United • PAP Smears • Breast Exams co Author "Perspectives Editor "Encyclopedia Understanding and Evaluating of Unbelief” Student Health lnsur./MediCal & Health Plans Today’s World Views." MODERATOR Gordon Melton Sponsored by:Atheist Association of UCSB Santa Barbara & Gaucho Christian Fellowship Date: May 30,1986 (805) 966-1585 Time: 7:30 PM Location: Chemistry 1179 Cort: $2.00 ______STOP RAPE

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Sober Graduation The Reader’s Voice

Because graduation is a time of increased alcohol Editorial consumption and drunk driving, the CHP, Student Health A UCSB student bicyclist died early Sunday morning Center, and A.S. Program Board are sponsoring a rally Cabbage Part III j following a hit-and-run collision on an Isla Vista street with a today in the effort to promote a sober graduation. Local Editor, Daily Nexus: c driver suspected of being intoxicated, according to the celebrity John Travolta will join with representives of the Hello! I would like to introduce myself to you. I am a p California Highway Patrol, CHP, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, and two students cabbage. In a recent letter some writer claimed that he r Augustin Serrato, 21, was pronounced dead from massive who have been convicted of driving under the influence. worshipped cabbages, to mock a previous letter written li head injuries at 2:10 a.m. Sunday, said a Goleta Valley Hospital about Christianity. Well, as flattering as we cabbages c nursing supervisor. They will speak on several aspects of drinking and find this, we must protest the fact that it was written in A 1983 GMCpickup traveling north on Embarcadero del Norte driving, from the consequences of conviction, to the struck Serrato, a member of the UCSB rugby team, at ap­ human tragedy of losing a loved one to a drunk driver. jest to insult another. We (I speak for all cabbages, I i: hope) find this quite disgusting. To degrade anyone's r proximately 10:25 p.m. Saturday as he turned south on the street We encourage all students to attend this important beliefs is the worst form of insult a human — or cabbage s from westbound Cervantes, said Sgt. Doug Howell of the CHP. rally, which will be held in Storke Plaza from 11:45 a.m. Howell said the driver fled the scene after the accident. — can resort to. While I am writing I must protest 1 to 12:45 p.m. — Daily Nexus something else as well. Why are cabbages so un- r Additionally, we encourage all students to look for a Monday, January 13,1986 derrepresented here at UCSB? I demand that something c soon-to-be-announced hotline for free taxi service from be done about this immediately. I hope that the A .S. will t June 11 to 16 offered to students too drunk to drive. do something to remedy this intolerable situation as r Stories like the one above are better at explaining the College students are known tor being rebellious and quickly as possible. Cabbages are exploited everywhere / hazards of drunk driving than any preachy editorial ever for bending the rules when it comes to drinking. But in the world, let's try to change this atrocity, beginning t could. But not because you could be the victim, so much, driving under the influence can never be condoned by with this campus. Thank you for your time. s as that you could be the driver. anyone, for any reason. There is always another way A CONCERNED CABBAGE r While under the influence of alcohol and at the wheel of home. Always someone sober you can call tor a ride. a 2,000 pound plus automobile, we are all potential Always a taxi that will do the driving for you. As those who A Cail To Investigate murderers — no matter how good, kind, or considerate know what one mistake can cost us, and innocent others, we are toward others in different situations. Driving we must say “never,” and stick by it. Editor; Daily Nexus: * under the influence is illegal, immoral, and totally un­ th e Daily Nexus joins the CHP, MADD, the Student Dear Colleagues, Staff, and Student^ of UCSB: necessary. It is, perhaps, the most innocently evil activity Health Center, and A.S. Program Board in urging a sober Several weeks ago, following a rally to protest UCSB an otherwise civil person could engage in. graduation. financial linkage to apartheid, a student and I were struck by a car driven by Chancellor Huttenback as we at­ tempted to passively and peacefully block his exit from £ the university. The front bumper of his car, passing just p BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed under my chin, impacted upon my chest, knocking me backwards. The front right tire of his car rolled over the Tve r e c e iv e d R[£AS€ / toes of my right foot as I lay under the front portion of his $ 9 2 0 m il l io n fro m HELP NIB / I CAN PAT? WAFFLES/ (OOP/ car. Fearing that he would not stop, I screamed as did the u n c le sa m a n p now in i lo a d er / t il m a k e A HOW MANY/ student who I suppose was similarly pinned down. At E ne w an ts Nie TV YOU RICH / WHAPPYA WAFFLE. THIRTY.NIILUON f that point, the chancellor stopped, backed over my foot, o ° COUGH UP A WORKING WANT ? STOCKS f BONDS/ 1 CORNER THE "STAR WARS’ PERSIAN m S * WAFFLE MARKET/ turned his car toward another exit and left the scene (not s Æ SYSTEM BY before he reportedly gave "the finger" to one witness). Ic -, TUESDFf//^ Although I could feel the sting of the bumper 15 minutes F - y /'V \ y ~ V i later,: I was not injured — just shocked. o Ÿ J / \ I I reported the incident to the campus police and gave p V ’ %A them the names of several witnesses. The investigation F V - s ' j that followed was perfunctory at best. Most of the a witnesses were not even contacted. I often have won- p dered why. I felt that I had been assaulted with a deadly tl Ilf1' ■ / J l weapon. I can't help but think that if I had been driving p the car and the chancellor had been under the front of it, t< the investigation would have been conducted with a bit more zeal and that criminal charges would have been n brought against me. What explains the rather cursory tl Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU nature of the investigation? d Undoubtedly the fear of reprisal. Indeed, the chan- b J GOTTA TEW YOU, WHAT DO sewn, 1 DUNNO. SO M E­ cellor is a powerful man. However, what is more im- li DUDE, m e B U S I­ M AN ! use THING THAT WONT YOU W INK portant is his sense of integrity. Surely a man of his U N ESS OF OWNING I SHOULD THE MONEY JUST SW IN YOUR stature would never sully the reputation of this university, tl A 9 3 MILLION PAINT- DOT FOR SOMETHING LIK E ROOM. SOMETHING YOU MEAN, LIK E INS AND BEING DEAD THAT'LL M A KE WHAT? THAT WILL BENE- A HOCKEY TEAM chill the atmosphere with intimidation, and implicate b BROKE IS WARPED! A DIFFERENCE! \ FIT MANKIND! OR S0METHIN6? / "J others (who might unwisely choose to cooperate with c him) by seeking the removal of those.who, out of a sense n / of duty, might act against him. Or would he? si It has been reported to me (and we must assume the innocence of the chancellor until proven otherwise) that d the chancellor personally asked that an employee of this rc university be "punished" after that employee wrote a e letter to the editor of the Nexus that was critical of Mr. s: Huttenback's performance as a chancellor. In my mind, s this is the most serious of all the charges brought against o y Nexus Wednesday, May 28,1986 9 ed From Nukes And Other Spacey Dreams No Confidence in UCSB

failures, are gruesome moments in the process called trial won't be, can't be, any trial; there is sure to be error. and error. A British astronomer has said, "Like the human What about trusting the Soviets, then? The process of Robert Apatow back, the nuclear power plant was deployed before it was arms control has never been built on trust. Negotiators fully developed." These events carry the bleak warning don't trade friendship rings. They prefer verification to At the polls recently, students expressed their label: Accidents will happen. promises. This message also has emanated out of the dissatisfaction with the chancellor. Yet with all this We presume, some glibly and some skeptically, that stacks at Chernobyl. ' questioning of authority, and a new radical student scientists can learn from errors. They promise tb do better The Soviets didn't give us photo opportunities of the president, it is time we begin to consider a more important next time, even if next time begins back at the drawing plant burning;' our satellites did. It was Western question. Do we have confidence in the University of board, or in the congressional hearing room. knowledge-gathering — the high technology of com­ California at Santa Barbara as an institution of higher But Star Wars? The President calls this program his munications - that forced the Soviets to be more open learning? \ "dream." He has the dream, says Kurt Gottfried, Cornell with their own people. It is much easier to verify arms- The public educational system we were submitted to University physicist and a director of the Union for control agreements, including nuclear testing, than it used before college rarely imparts any sense of the value of Concerned Scientists, "that there is a device yet to be to be. education to the majority of students. The fact is, most invented that will solve the whole problem of defense. In We do have to trust one thing, however; Soviet self- students devote their time attempting to avoid school by his mind, it's like somebody inventing the zipper." interest and rationality. We assume that it is not in their devising ever-increasingly more creative ways of cutting best interest to drop a big one on Washington and have us classes and cheating on tests. But there isn't a zipper or a magic shield in the offing. drop one on Moscow. We go to bed assuming that every How can we blame students? Our educational in­ The SDI people are now looking at a seven-layer defense night. stitutions are structures built on an edifice of monotony system with hundreds or thousands of satellites in each But when the President goes to bed, he has a "dream" and boredom, for both students and teachers. School is layer, all of which have to be put up and maintained in a about a world where we don't have to worry about the not supposed to be enjoyable or interesting. Its aim is to steady state of alert. "Roughly speaking," says Prof. Russians, we just have to worry about the O-rings. In the weed out the students best indoctrinated with the idea Gottfried, "it's not so different from having a whole lot of best, rosiest scenario, we could never actually test SDI. If that one must sacrifice oneself now for the end goal. nuclear power plants up in space. Now imagine trying to we couldn't test it, we couldn't rely on it. Then, those students are shipped off to the finest turn them on under nuclear attack, all in synchronization A trillion dollars later, we would be forced to hold onto universities where they work at suicidal levels of com­ and all for the first time." the same old policy of deterrence, MAD deterrence. We petitiveness in order to display their undying workaholic SDI is, according to Prof. Gottfried, "intrinsically un­ might as well send the money directly into space. That spirit to employers who offer the most material rewards for trustworthy because it's a technology that is being way, if the rocket fails to get into orbit, it will at least make their devotion to the American dream. developed against an adversary, not against nature ... and one dream come true: There'll be pennies from heaven. This is an exaggerated view, but hopefully, it shows that because it can never be tested until it is too late." There Ellen Goodman is a syndicated columnist. in the race for grades, degrees and money, we are losing sight of the true aim of education — to produce intelligent adults. What is intelligence? Intelligence is not the ability to score highly on standardized tests. An intelligent person is one who recognizes the value of art and literature; he or she is concerned and fascinated by the world around him, the chancellor. It is an accusation which calls into letter shows that you have failed to fully investigate the challenged by the questions facing mankind. An intelligent question the validity and meaning of this university's Greek system before making your charges. Prejudicial person takes an active interest in the events that shape his commitment to civil liberties. But more importantly, it attitudes and the stereotypes formed from them have world, and desires to contribute in some way to the calls into question our own personal commitment to the done a great deal of damage to the human race. I think betterment of the human race. protection of civl liberties. If we profess such a com­ you probably know the details. Is there a moral to this last The role of teachers is to dispose students to the in­ mitment but refuse to act clearly and publicly when civil paragraph Ray? Yes there is. Look before you leap next trinsic benefits of education, to show students what it is to liberties are subverted by the abuse of power, then our time, it will give your criticism a lot more value. be a realized human being. This is not to say students are commitment is a fraud. ANDREW M. BERRIER not interested and concerned about intellectual things. We urge that the Academic Senate investigate this BROTHER OF SIGMA NU FRATERNITY They are. All human beings are. That is what distinguishes issue thoroughly and publicly. Moreover, we, as people from animals. The outstanding flaw in the members of this university must see to it that freedom of educational system is that it doesn't direct itself towards speech and from reprisal is protected at this university. Sandinista Love-Fest stimulating this aspect of students. Instead, school often This means that thè protection of our civil liberties ought Editor, Daily Nexus: . . hinders students' intellectual capacity. not depend upon appeals made Jo higher authorities such As a longtime reader of the Nexus I am always excited Plato, who established the first university called The as. David Gardner. If such an investigation were to find when the paper outdoes itself in foolishness. A pinnacle Academy, speaks of something called eros, the love of that the chancellor and/or others did in fact seek was reached on Friday, May 23. Let me refer to that day wisdom. Eros drives human beings to search for reprisal, then their resignations ought to be requested. as "A Sandinista Love-Fest." knowledge. Today, however, love is far from playing a role And if their resignations were not immediately for­ The Nexus embarrassed itself in all possible ways, in education. It is the threat of grades and the desire for a thcoming, we would support a campus-wide one day which proves that consistency is not a virtue. The in- degree which propels students through school. strike (led by the faculty) in order to express our com­ house editorial, the guest editorial, and the "news" story Because UCSB is based on the quarter system, its mitment to a university environment free from political reporting the "anti-censorship rally" were all done with a professors are often caught up in cramming a semester's repression. greed for stupidity. worth of material into a quarter. The system is designed, DR. GERALD J. FRESIA The in-house editorial flatly assumes that if the U.S. as one friend put it, to cause constant confusion and NITISW DUTT were never invented, Central America would be a prevent students from having the time to reflect on the W AYNE L. COHAN paradigm of democracy. This sort of logic would make it subject being taught. Another student commented that a D.C. BROTHERTON seem that all of civilization was always democratic until student can even get a worse grade than another even ERNIE MEDEIROS the invention of the U.S. That is of course silly. In fact, though he or she has learned more. ROBERT BERNSTEIN without the U.S. there would assuredly be fewer The system asks the student to memorize a lot of facts. Editor's note: This, letter was submitted to the Editorial’s democratic institutions than now exist. More important, Students quickly master the system and are able to get Office Wednesday, May 14, 1986. We regret the delay on its the U.S. has done more for human rights in the last ten through classes without ever perceiving the significance publication. minutes than the Soviet Union and Cuba have ever or and value a true education can have on their lives, and it is will ever do. Their role in Central America is usually not their fault! ignored. It is so much easier to make the stupidity of Classes are designed not to be relevant to anything but a Greeks Rebutt leftist politics seem sensible if the U.S. is the only bully. final grade. The quarter ends after seven dreary days called Lucia Vigil goes beyond mere leftism to sound as if her dead week and a succession of three hour sessions of blue Editor, Daily Nexus: education has consisted entirely of Sandinista press book pumping. Dead week and finals week are not en­ Wonderful. Just wonderful. Once again we have been releases. Her plea is so fallacious in theme and fact that joyable or intellectually stimulating, and no one in the subjected to more baseless absurdities from one of our she appears fully ready for employment with the ever­ university will deny this because very few people on local wanna-be social critics. In his letter entitled "Greek growing Sandinista censorship committee. How ironic campus are trying to truly educate students. Review" (Friday, May 23), Ray Richards labels members that an anti-censorship rally lovingly supports a budding Education is not a completely barren desert. Once in a of the campus Greek community "rich trash," "pam­ young totalitarian government that has squashed nearly while you stumble upon a small oasis. Remember that one pered kids," and "an embarrassment to this country." all media except that which glorifies the Sandinistas. great class you might have had here? It was the un­ Ray even provided us with a list of the sins that all Greeks I am always amazed that communist governments like conventional teacher who made the class interesting, who are guilty of; Greeks "flaunt the bank accounts" of their the Sandinista government hit their subjects over the motivated you to want to learn, and, in turn, that was the parents, they "mouth conservative propaganda," and head to make them say what radicals, from the safety of class you never wanted to miss. Why can't all classes be they practice "racism and elitism," while zealously free societies, say willingly. like that, or at least more like that? Well, they can. protecting the "position their W ASP families hog at the What is more amazing, and tragic, is that a professor Students in the sixties used to actually stand up in class, top of society." of politics can sound sillier than those who respond to his tell the teacher the lecture was boring, and challenge the These accusations are ridiculous. Had Ray bothered to chants. It is obvious that I am talking about Mr. Fresia. I curriculum they were following. meet some of the men and women who are members of hope it was his own money that was wasted on an It is time for students today to question the system that the Greek community, his opinion might have been education that produced so little result. is providing nothing but an illusory education. Education is different. Instead he has painted all Greeks with the same Mr. Fresia the Good, always available for a Nexus not a four year process, it is life long. Four years at UCSB brush in a portrait based upon a ludicrous stereotype. A interview as he struggles to provide new oppressors for can only lay the foundation, by providing students with the little effort on Ray's part would have shown him that the helpless people. It is charitable to accuse Mr. Fresia of stimulus and appreciation of the perplexing questions UCSB Greek community is just as varied as the rest of stupidity when he should be accused of hostility to surrounding human life, and incite us with the desire to the student body. We come from all racial and social human freedom. To support with such enthusiasm the enrich our lives through the quest for greater knowledge. backgrounds, we believe in and are active in political Sandinista tyranny (a tyranny which has been, if Robert Apatow is a junior majoring in philosophy. causes of both the left and right, and we have many anything, understated in this country) one must have a members who provide some or ail of their own financial profound hatred of democracy, pluralism, and the idea of support. human rights. My point is this; the Greek community is composed of My guess is that Mr. Fresia is got stupid. In fact he may Today is the last day to different people with different views, goals, and be very smart. It could be that he and like-minded citizens resources. We enjoy living and working together and we have devised a new, better way to govern which borrows submit Letters to the Editor enjoy each others' company. To typecast all of us as the from the architects of the Nicaraguan government. The same is asinine. Perhaps the word prejudice means Soviets and Cubans have found the Sandinistas to be for this quarter's final opinion something to you Ray. It means to prejudge, to form an such good students. Worker brigade anybody? pages, May 30. opinion beforehand without thought or reason. Your STEPHEN McKEE 10 Wednesday, May 28,1966 Daily Nexus Paramedics:

UCSB Students Join the P Ä i A Ü i Ö 1C Team for that Hands-on Training and Experience M- «

By Heidi Sohesz than would an inner city area, said News Editor Paramedic Tom Ronay, a full-time UCSB student. Because of this “ low- key” quality, the student EMTs are There is a family of three able to learn a great deal more from professionals and seven students the paramedics they work with and living out past Harder Stadium can take the time to provide in­ behind the UCSB Police and Fire dividualized service to their peers, Department facilities that very few Ronay said. people know about. Rescue Seven operates on the UCSB’s Paramedic Rescue Unit same unique principal as the rest of Seven operates out of the Police Santa Barbara County, with closely Department seven days a week, 24 knit teams of one paramedic and one hours a day with little recognition EMT, Jeffery explained. The from the UCSB community. paramedics work 10 24-hour shifts The three full-time paramedics, each month and the EMTs put in a Front Row: (l to r) Paramedics Gary Anderson, Graham Jeffrey and Guy Bull. Back Row: one part-time student paramedic 40-hour work week arranged around EMTs Dave Wootten, Lisa Pels z y n s k i, Tom Ronay, Peter Milham, Sue Horowitz, Scott and six student Emergency Medical their class schedules. Daniels and Marc Perry. •< ______Technicians are charged with a Because their work demands are “ mission which is to provide so high, most of the EMTs opt to live years, agreed. “Primarily it’s the students, faculty and staff at UCSB in rooms at the station where the satisfaction,” he said, “ going out of with a paramedic level ol paramedics also reside while on my way for someone else.” emergency care,” Paramedic duty. Spending their working, Horowitz pointed out that because Graham Jeffery said. sleeping, studying and leisure hours the team includes at least one and The campus community offers together brings these people closer sometimes two students, it can fewer traumatic and much more together. “ By the time you leave, relate to and comfort UCSB’s diverse calls to the Rescue team you feel like you have an extended population more easily. “ Students family,” EM T Sue Horowitz said. are so much more receptive because The team’s constant proximity you’re a student also,” she said. allows them to develop a mutual “ Haying one of us is really nice. ” »¡Jar® respect for each other’s abilities. “ If we could get out more and According to Horowitz, one of two have everyone know that we’re women EMTs on the team, “ we’re students, people could call us just seen as equals instead of trying more,” Horowitz added. “ It would to prove ourselves.... I never feel make them feel like they knew us like I ’m being downgraded because I already.” can’t lift somebody or need help. According to Ronay, the light And at the same time I don’t feel like demand on the rescue allows them to I’m being babied.” “ take the time to just talk” and give Jeffery said the rigorous selection the medical and emotional advice process UCSB EMTs go through other professional services do not. ■ insures that for paramedics it “ can The unit serves an area that en­ be a pleasure to work with the EMTs compasses all of campus, Goleta whereas elsewhere in the county it is Beach and the half of Isla- Vista not.” nearest campus including the “ We have a lot more goal-oriented retirement home, Friendship PATRICIA LAU/N«xui EMTs here,” Ronay said, explaining Manor. With a primary and an EMT Dave Wootten demonstrates how to give CPR to an that most are destined for medical identically stocked back-up am­ school. “ You probably do find a lot bulance, and the only paramedic infant as Randy MacDonald looks on. PATRICIA LAU/Nexus more motivation and drive.” rescue boat and access to a A total of 90 training hours are helicopter in the county, they can required for EMTs; one year of provide complete on-the-spot "I never feel like I'm being EM T service and 2,000 additional emergency-room care, Ronay said. training hours are required to In life-threatening cases, the downgraded because I become a paramedic. rescue boat can be launched from “ As far as a career is concerned, Goleta Pier in as little as five to 10 can't lift somebody or it’s as close to being a dead-end job minutes, he said. A Coast Guard or need help. And at the as one can get.... You certainly don’t Santa Barbara Harbor Patrol boat do it for the money,” said Jeffery, a would take an hour br greater to same time I don't feel like paramedic in Santa Barbara County make a rescue in the waters close to for 12 years. “What are you left UCSB. I'm being babied.'' with? It’s that element of job Rescue Seven answers calls for — EMT Sue Horowitz satisfaction... when one in 100 times transport, general medical service you get someone who says, ‘thank and life threatening emergency, you.” ’ Jeffery explained. In addition to'the Ronay, the youngest member at 22 required training for the job, the and a paramedic for the past three (See RESCUE, p.12)

H U B E R T V A R E L A / N u u i Paramedics, like Tom Ronay, are a vital part of the In­ ternational Rugby Tournament because of the high rate of injury on the field.

Marc Perry Tom Ronay Scott Daniels, and Dave Wootten socialize in one of the small trailer Washing the ambulance is a twice weekly chore that rooms behind the Fire Station on campus. Graham Jeffrey and Tom Ronay enjoy doing, especially on a s u n n y day. Daily Nexus Wednesday, May 28,1966 11

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f WANTED: | Goleta Automotive owner Mike Duckett bought this 1934 Cadillac for the sole purpose of participating in the Great American Race. j TEACHER TRAINEES | San Benito High School in Hollister, CA, has ! Palm Springs; the Grand Canyon; Amarillo, Texas; Tulsa, Oklahoma; St. Louis, Missouri and then to In­ | teacher trainee positions open for 1986-87 | RACE dianapolis, Indiana, where they will race on the Indy 500 track, McRae said. T school year in Math and Economics. Applicants ] (Continued from p.7) After that, the racers continue to Columbus, Ohio. In most winners give the money to charity, he said. Washington D.C. the drivers and navigators will be I must have a BS or BA degree, pass the CBEST ! “ Ninety percent of the people who race in it go for the guests of the department of the Interior for dinner and | and NTE (in Math or Social Studies subject j experience, not the money.” then follow the July 4 parade route. Duckett is optimistic about his chances in the race. “ I The racers then drive to New York City to celebrate • area). NO TEACHING CREDENTIAL j have as good a chance as the number one (professional) the Statue of Liberty Day and after the finish, the racers navigator and the number four navigator,” both of will go to the Pocano Mountains for a victory J REQUIRED. Beginning Salary is $20,325. J whom will be in the race, Duckett said. celebration, McRae said. The race will include many professional road-rally George Deukmejian will officially start the race in j Contact San Benito High School at 1 (408) | racers from around the world. “ The difference between California. The race will include drivers from countries me and them is I ’m a little person.... This is going to be a including Belgium, Saudi Arabia and Great Britian, ! 637-5831 for application. Excellent health/- ; challenge to us, going against professionals,” Duckett McRae said. | dental/vision benefits for employee/family. said. Despite all the hard work and competitive at­ “ There are cars in this race worth upwards of $1 mosphere, Duckett is looking forward to the excitement j Deadline Date: Open until filled. million,” he added. of the race. “ It’s going to be a very interesting race,” he After leaving Disneyland, the racers will drive to said. I

Poet Cathy Song Comes to UCSB May 29

Poet Cathy Song concludes Hawaiian place-names and her “ You find you need China: /your SPEEDTS UCSB’s series of writers’ readings ancestry is Korean — her grand­ one identification,/a jade link/ entitled “ Breaking Silence: Three mother is the “ Picture Bride” of handcuffed to your wrist./You PIZZA Contemporary Asian American the title poem. The poems are remember your mother/who Woman Writers” with a free filled with images of China, walked for centuries,/footless —/ presentation on Thursday, May 29 Chinese Americans and Chinatown and like her,/ you have left no at 4:00 p.m. in the UCSB locales. She also expresses a footprints,/but only because/there 968-1858 University Center Pavilion. special affinity for the South­ is an ocean in between,/the Song’s poetry collection Picture western painting of Georgia unremitting space of your DELIVERY HOURS: FREE Bride was chosen for the Yale O’Keefe and the Japanese print­ rebellion.” SUN-THURS 11 AM -1 AM SPEEDY Series of Younger Poets. Born and making of Utamaro. The “ Breaking Silence” series is FRI & SAT 11 AM -2 AM raised in Hawaii, Song studied at Song’s poetry is often compared sponsored by UCSB Arts & Lec­ DELIVERY Wellesley College and Boston to flowers; she has grouped the tures, Asian American Studies, University. poems in Picture Bride into sec­ Asian Pacific American Student M l SPEEDY'S M [ SPEEDY'S Her poetry describes and derives tions with flower name titles. But Union, A.S. Commission on the PIZZA metaphors from the rich, lush her poetry is not “ flowery” — her Status of Women, the College of PIZZA visual world of Hawaii, yet Song’s economy of words and depth of Creative Studies and the Women’s sources are geographically and perception crafts meaning with Center. * 1 OFF ethnically diverse. She writes of strength and clarity. For more information call Arts & * 2 OFF any small pizza Hawaiian flora and lilting In “ Lost Sister” she writes, an y 16” pizza Lectures at 961-3535. O ne coupon per p izza O ne coupon per p izza Not valid with any other offer Not valid with any other offer 6 5 5 1 T r ig o R d. Expires 6/15/86 6551 Trigo Rd. Expires 6/15/86 Isla V is ta 9 6 8 -1 8 5 8 Isla V is ta 9 6 8 -

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PATRICIA LAU/Nexus **** i G u y Bull and Dave Wootten take the Sea Rescue boat out on a practice drill to make sure the equipment is working properly.

lotf\e&i 'si'9 . • 0te: RESCUE (Continued from p.10) bcT 91w ^ uf ^ 0^ ro"'Boa'd0t( team has an additional 60 hours of T u ^ A-OOp*-«'" ongoing training, is prepared to make cliff and ocean rescues and • s s * * * * - teaches CPR classes on campus. Large events such as regular f S U * * & # P T Ä « * Ce"'et Z- sporting matches and ISVT, Rugby and Halloween weekends keep the crew busy with event specific in­ juries, but they also answer location- specific calls with some regularity. “We get a lot of marine-related injuries with the surfers,” Ronay said. “ And, of course, Del Playa is unique.” PATRICIA LAU/Nwtut The paramedic services are free "As far as a career is of charge when transportation is to concerned it's as close to the Student Health Center. A fee is assessed otherwise. being a dead-end job as one can get." The unit also offers a Ride Along program for which appointments — Paramedic CLUB PARADISE can be made by calling 961-3928. Graham Jeffrey The vacation youTJ never forget- no matter how hard you try.

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than most in the entire Legislature.” president found that after com­ from his convictions about Im­ partnership that helps students “ One of the things I most admire pleting two years of college work she provements for public education, defray their educational costs, about him is his ability to say ‘no’ to would still need to complete two kindergarten through university provides career exploration and job HART certain interest groups,” Seymour more years at her college before she graduates,” Whiteneck said. skill training, and maximized the said. “ For example, the California would be permitted to transfer to UC effectiveness of tax-payer dollars in (Continued from front page) Teacher’s Association is historically or CSU. Hart is carrying a work-study bill providing financial aid to needy “ In a sense I regret it because I a Democratic-aligned labor union, “ I find this situation un­ designed to create 1,500 jobs for students,” Hart has said. think it would have been an in­ but when Hart doesn’t agree with conscionable,” Hart said. college and university students in teresting race. I think at the end, it one of CTA’s positions on an issue, However, the bill was shelved areas related to their study. The Hart was born in San Diego. He would have been very difficult. I he has no problem standing up and indefinitely by the Senate Ap­ measure was the result of Hart’s was the student body president and probably would have lost and I saying ‘no.’” propriations Committee several concern over increased student star football player at Santa Bar­ would be out on the streets, out of a “ He does an outstanding job as the weeks ago because of the program’s reliance on loans and increased debt bara High School. He went to job,” he said. chair of the Senate Education high price-tag which is projected to burden on students after graduating. Stanford on a football scholarship Hart said he would wait “ ’til the Committee,” Seymour said. cost the state $1.1 million. and received his master’s degree in next go round” in four years, to see Hart has authored a number of Whiteneck says that, unlike most “ Work-study exemplifies the self- education from Harvard University. if he would run for governor of the major education bills and has been legislators, Hart manages his own help approach to financial aid,” Hart is married to Dr. Cary Hart, most populated state in the nation. an advocate for strengthening legislation. Hart said. a pediatrician at Sacramento’s Instead, the ex-antiwar protester academic standards and better “ He thoroughly gets involved in “ This program presents a rare Kaiser Permanente Hospital. The decided to seek a second Senate funding for public education in the content of his own legislation. opportunity to benefit both students Harts have three daughters, Elissa, term in his highly conservative and California. His ideas on his own legislation are and potential employers through a 9; Katherine, 6; and Laura, 3. Republican district that covers the In 1983, Hart co-authored with coastal regions of Santa Barbara, Assemblywoman Teresa Hughes, Ventura and Los Angeles. the most comprehensive education In 1982, Hart narrowly defeated finance reform act of the decade. Republican Charles Imbrecht for The former school teacher also the Senate seat he currently holds. carried a measure that would Hart’s campaign was an expensive require high school students to pass one which cost more that $600,000, reading, writing and arithmetic one-third of it funnelled through tests. from Senate Democrats. After three years, Hart continues This year, the Senate Republicans to push Deukmejian to support his METROPOLITAN THEATRES are eyeing Hart’s district as one of legislation that would decrease class the movies _ _ _ corporation five possible seats to capture in the size in the state’s high schools; November elections, which would California is considered one of the increase the GOP seats from the worst in the nation in terms of class current margin of 14 Republicans to size. 26 Democrats. Senate Education Committee A B A R B A R A Hart’s major opponent for the 18th Consultant William Whiteneck said District seat is Santa Barbara the reduced class size legislation County Supervisor DeWayne came as a result of Hart’s own ex­ Holmdahl. periences as a high school teacher. “ I ’ve run against him once “ The senator has a very firm before,” Hart said. “ He’s not a ... conviction that if the state’s going to LIVE really strong opponent, but he is an do something about dropouts in this ARLINGTON 5:30.7:50.10:10 elected official and he is a friend of state, if we’re going to do something ENTERTAINMENT Sorry no passes. Group Sales or bargain nights. 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Nielson, Games team. “ I made a comeback who attended UCSB from 1974-78, at the ripe old age of 28. One of the That’s what UCSB students and captured three gold medals in the things that motivated me was that football supporters alike can expect 100 freestyle, the 400 free relay, I ’m supposed to be ‘over the hill.’ this fall when the NCAA Division III and the 400 medley relay at the Also, I received a lot of en­ Gauchos take the field for their 1972 Olympics in Munich. couragement from my coach (Dr. home opener against Pomona-Pitzer “ I was real excited and honored Keith Bell.)” College on September 27. to be inducted,” Nielson said from Although Nielson broke the That date will mark the return of her home in Austin, Texas. “ The Olympic record in 1972 with a 100 intercollegiate football to Harder induction was for my ac­ free time of 58.59, she said “ I ’m Stadium after a 15-year absence. complishments in the past, but it swimming faster than that now.” But before the season can begin, makes me look forward to the Last season, Nielson was ranked many hours of preparation — on and future.” seventh in the world in that event off the field — will take place. While Normally, hall-of-fame athletes and fourth in the nation. That alone the rest of the campus has been ROBERT AUCI/Nmu< are retired from their respective makes her feel she can qualify for occupied with summer plans and UCSB has been handed intercollegiate football, and the sports, but not so for Nielson, who the World Games, and then Spring quarter grades, Head Coach Gauchos are ready to run with it. turned 30 this year. The two-time possibly the 1988 Olympics. Mike Warren and staff have been AIAW All-American ventured back “ That is my long-range goal,” busy preparing the team for the should be able to light up the class were a mere three years of age into competition two years ago, Nielson said. upcoming season. Warren hopes to scoreboard on occasion, which when UCSB played its last in­ after not having competed for over — Scott Channon add a new chapter to a Gaucho corresponds to Warren’s third and tercollegiate football game, yet any Gridiron history book which has laid final principle. “ The fastest way to football buff will be familiar with dormant since 1971, when a decision turn a football program around is to some of the players whom the was made to drop the intercollegiate score a lot of points. You can play Gauchos faced on the line of team due to a lack of both funds and competitively with just a few scrimmage in their last few seasons. Three UCSB Ruggers fan support. talented skill players against the N FL stallworts such as Dan The coach insisted that he'll teams with more depth. We should Pastorini (Santa Clara), Willie structure the new program around a be extremely competitive in every Buchanon (San Diego State), Terry Named All-Americans few principles. “ First, we’re going game next season. ” Metcalf (Long Beach State), and to put on a show. We going to do the The 1986 squad will contain an Brian Sipe (SDSU) all played The UCSB Rugby Team capped off the 1985-86 season with an easy victory things that people want to see; we’re even balance of high school and against UCSB in college, while Don over the Santa Barbara Grunions, 20-4, on Storke Field two weeks ago. UCSB not going to be conservative or dull. junior college recruits who will Coryell and Rod Dowhower (both has dominated this match for the last three years. We will throw the ball,” Warren complement many of the players on SDSU) coached against Gaucho Senior John Russel highlighted the game with his 30th try of his career. added in a subtle warning to op­ last year’s club squad. Already 71 teams. And even Hollywood star Three seniors on the UCSB rugby team were named as All-Americans this ponents’ secondaries. “ And we’re players recruited by Warren have Carl Weathers (better known as year — Tom “ Little Prince” Constantine, William “ Chief” Leversee, and going to recruit people with that in been accepted to UCSB, and 30 of Apollo Creed of Rocky fame), who Stuart “ Ox” Krohn. Constantine summed up the season by saying, “ Thank mind.” those are “ definitely” coming.. went on to play linebacker for the you to everybody involved in this memorable and successful season.” Yet if the Santa Barbara Air Show Among those coming to Santa Oakland Raiders after a career at is to ever get off the ground, Warren Barbara next year include John San Diego State, crunched his share will need to coax the proper pilots Lassellette, a 6-5, 235 lb. offensive of Gaucho running backs on those in the form of a club team. The mediately began to build a strong and crew to lead his forces. That’s tackle who transfered from the autumn Saturdays. Gauchos played under club level supporting cast of assistant coaches. where part two of his philosophy nationally ranked Air Force Those Saturdays, however, proved status through last year’s 1985 comes into play. “ I don’t envision Academy, Mark Erskine (6-3, 240 most unsuccessful for UCSB in its campaign, and on April 18, 1986 Named to the defensive coaching recruiting as being a problem. This offensive line) who can bench press last few seasons. In 1971, after Chancellor Robert Huttenback and staff were Rick Candaele (defensive school basically sells itself. Given over 400 lb., Scott Brewster, an all­ taking on such college powerhouses Athletic Director Ken Droscher held coordinator and coach of the inside our campus, location, weather, and league wide receiver from Notre as Washington and Tennessee, the a press conference announcing the linebackers); Steve Retzlaff attractability, we should be suc­ Dame H.S., three-time all-CIF Gauchos finished with a final record long-awaited decision to petition for (defensive line), and Chuck cessful in recruiting the skill defensive back Derick Rusk (6-0, of 3-8. The year before they posted a intercollegiate status. Crummy (defensive backs). Warren athletes,” the coach stressed. “ This 170), Kenton Bruice, a top-flight 2-7-1 mark. Their last intercollegiate That announcement set the wheels assumed the position of offensive place is a fun place to go to school, running back from Dos Pueblos victory came at the expense of the in motion for the 1986 season, much coordinator and receivers coach; and it’s going to be a fun place to High, and Mike Manke (6-1, 200), a Santa Clara Broncos, 26-22, at to the delight of Warren, a standout joining him next year will be Dick play football.” linebacker transfer from Mt. San Harder Stadium on November 20, UCSB linebacker in the late 1960’s. McBride (quarterbacks), Larry With a passing attack and the Antonio College. 1971. Warren, who took over the reigns at Hogan (running backs), and Jack proper players to execute it, UCSB Members of the 1986-87 freshman Football returned to UCSB in 1983 the beginning of 1985 season, im­ Murry (offensive line).

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P.O. BOX 13402, UCen Uptime, an artificial stimulant in pill form, is made basically from vitamins, organic compounds and caffeine. Santa Barbara, C A 93107 most frequently. “ Actually, we sell a lot of everything around midterms and finals,” Scott added. C la s s o / 86 UPTIME Kogler said the idea of a 1 Inch ad nutritional stimulant “ makes • 4 2 * (Continued from front page) sense.... You get a mixture of cause the shaking often associated pharmacology, nutrition, and en­ Inch ad with coffee. “ Caffeine is not found to docrinology.” be the culprit.” When taking any stimulant, it is Apparently, Uptime is not well- important to remember what will known among UCSB students. “ I ’ve happen to your body, Kogler said. never heard of it,” said senior Rick “What you are trying to do is cir­ Racich. cumvent ... sleep, and you can’t do Sophomore Jamey Frank has that.” (NOT ACTUAL SIZE) reservations about trying Uptime “ The best way to (work overtime) because of his feelings about other is relaxation — deep relaxation may 1X1 is 2*1/16” wide X I ” deep stimulants. He has taken No Doz, lessen your need for sleep,” he said. 1X2 is 2*1/16” wide X 2” deep “ but not anymore. They are “ The longer you stay on them horrible,” he said. “ They make me (artificial stimulants) you will get a so hyper (and) it lasts so long.” decrease of performance.” SEND IN BY JUNE 2 Uptime is one of a number of Despite its apparent anonymity, * stimulants sold at the UCen Country Uptime is reasonably popular in the ‘ PARENTS ■ We will type in your message. Store. “ We sell a lot of it around sports world. Letters of thanks from Service provided for parents and out-of-towners only. midterms and finals,” said cashier sports teams such as baseball’s Mary Meanie. Minnesota Twins and football’s According to Student Manager Chicago Bears have been sent to the Pam Scott, No Doz is purchased company, Scigliano said.

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